Rooster Teeth Podcast - These Shorts Cost $69.69 - #547

Episode Date: June 4, 2019

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How have you been? Everything okay with you? What are you up to? Thank you. So Apple had their big stupid press talk and it's gonna start with this today. We have to. They had it on Monday.

We used to not be able to talk about it in the podcast because they would have it like the day after the podcast, but they had it today where they announced all the new shit they're working on, which, whatever. But they, I'm a little annoyed at a lot of the things they said. So now they'll sell you a $5,000 monitor that doesn't come with a stand. Is it intended to be mounted?

You can mount it if you buy the $200 adapter for that. Oh, so it's the native state. If you want the stand, that's another $1,000. That's level three. You've got to be level three to get the stand too. Can you use it out of the box? No. You can only carefully up against the box.

If you have your own stand, what the fuck? I don't know. I don't know. What is it? That is a $6,000. Why not just sell $6,000? Why not just $6,000? $1,000,000 people is buying it anyway. Because like, in Apple, it just works.

It's so obnoxious. It's so stupid. Like, we designed this for pros. You think it's an incredible TV for that price. Right. It is a 6K monitor. Wait. Like, how much shit are you going to be like,

how many people are going to be like, I need this word document to be in this 6K? And you can rotate it. It's like, oh, I so you can really get efficient with a word document. Please don't say that they're doing like six K camera and stuff now because my can my think can barely handle four K.

Oh no, that's what that's you think. This new computer that they're gonna sell you can do eight K. No, is that like ask good as a human I can see? Well, when I started wondering is like, who's trying to watch stuff in 8K? Not everyone even has 4K displays yet. I just got a 4K display like a year and a half ago. I'm talking to them, it's already outdated.

They're like, you can stream six different 8K video, uncompressed 8K videos at the same time on this computer. Like, who the fuck are you doing that on a 6K display? I'm upset that the only reason I still have my iPhone, and it's such a stupid thing, I don't wanna be the guy that makes text threads green. I don't wanna be that guy. Oh, no.

Like, they have me by the balls with that. I just don't, I don't wanna be that guy. No, it'll be like, it'll be text in a group of people. I'm like, oh, we should add Chad to this to, oh, Chad, you've done made it green. Chad is a green dude. My brother-in-law was that guy. He ruined our family thread.

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I need to talk about this real quick. So my little brother just recently got married. Can we talk about it? I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. You know, like, you're gonna get sick, have a good day.

No, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Hopefully they're blue. My mom will probably, I forgot to tell my mom that I'm on. I'll text her later. She knows. She's somehow.

She says. Lodge it out, Luna, she always finds a way. Someone probably tweeted her by now. My brother recently got married. His wife's super awesome. They're all great. I love them both. They were gonna be very, very happy together.

But. But my brother made a bold call. It was very bold. Everyone that I've sort of surveyed about this incident has been like, wow. So a few months ago, I decided to start a family text thread. Like we already had one going, but I finally officially labeled it family chat.

And since then, we start using it a lot more. My dad's like, here's a fish I caught. My mom's like, look at the dog. My brother's like, did using it a lot more. My dad's like, here's a fish I caught. My mom's like, look at the dog. My brother's like, did you see Dragon Ball Z and everyone's like, no. And it was really cool. So we started talking a lot more.

And then, like, one day, there was a fifth member. Well, so I hear you. I think you were like, hanging out and you're in your kitchen and you just go, what? And I was like, what's going on here? It just looked on his face of like, who would dare? I was like, what's so, what happened?

Dylan added his wife to the family thread. Well, she's in the family. She's in the family. She is part of the family. And I would be more than happy to make like big family thread. But I just wasn't prepared. I didn't like, that just feels like, it just felt like it was like a bit of a breach.

Right. At the very least, if it had been one thing he was like, hey guys, I wanna add Riley to this. We'd be like, yeah. Yeah. It's a blood family thread. It's a blood family thread. It's an immediate blood family thread.

I saw my phone go off and I was so afraid it was my mom. I know what you say. So what you're, you're right, Gus, I need to make a new thread called blood thread. It'll just feed me my birth, my brother. But no, it was, if you'd asked, an absolutely no problem, welcome to the family, Riley, we love you, you're great.

But it was just the fact that he just made a move and was like, I dare anyone. Now that you're saying it. No, that's the way to do it. It was a bold man. This is shortly before, just like a couple of weeks before the wedding. Oh, before the wedding. Oh, no, that's ball. That's the way to do it. It was a bold man. This is shortly before, just like a couple of weeks before the wedding. Oh, before the wedding.

Oh, no, that's a little different. OK. And then at the wedding, Miles was like, because he didn't talk to him as his parents about it. He decided to bring it up. And they're all three of them were like, I know. Right? I was like, we were a little surprised.

But now, if my sister added her fiance to our family group shot, he just like, no, I'm good, we were a little surprised. But no. If my sister added her fiance to our family group chat, he'd just be like, no, I'm good, thanks. And thanks. Now, is that just a British thing, or is that just specifically a family thing? Both. I feel like he would not want to part of that nonsense. There's no way.

It's basically just us sending pictures of our pets back and forth. Yeah, that's what we got going on. Or maybe we'll be like, grandma sure was crazy today. What she do. Well. There's the stuff. I think I think I'm on your brother's side. I gotta say, it's a bold move.

But I say he's gotta put it out there. He's gotta say like this, she is also family. She has entered the inner circle. Like, he's gotta make that move. It's like, he's got to make that move to, it's like, he's establishing his dominance. He is, so what? Over you guys.

So what I'm hearing is I need to counterattack and start posting stuff that he would really hate for her to find on that thread. Embarrassing memories. That need to it. That's not bad. Now this is all fair enough. Now we're gonna start getting,

it's gonna become a MySpace top eight of like a chat thread on my fucking phone. That'll be a bold move though. I'm gonna add my girlfriend if she is. What's the most number of people you can have in a thread? Uh, are you, what? So my family thread, I had to search for it because my brother's wife changed the name of it too. What? Conversations I'm uncomfortable in. Yeah. That's great. Yes, that's a bold move.

Yeah. Oh my fuck. It's great. It's, it's, it's, the family is growing. I just didn't get the memo and was caught off guard. No, no. I understand that. Um, so, well, I, I'm going to go back to Apple. I'm sorry, I'm gonna go back to Apple.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's fine, it's fine, let's go back. We were, they, amongst the many other announcements they made today, they make phones. That's why we're sickening out of this. They, I'm sure you use an Apple phone. Among the other, one of the other many announcements they made today was that they're, they're breaking up iTunes. Right.

It's like, now they're just gonna have Apple music, they're gonna have Apple podcasts and Apple TVs. It's like separate apps, iTunes that does everything is gone. Thank God iTunes was a fucking piece of shit. It was awful. But, and the thing I don't get is, they're, they're podcast app on the phone, fucking sucks, for shit. And now they're making one for the computer.

It's like, I hope that they've learned how to do this. Hey, they probably haven't, Gus. They're selling you a $5,000 monitor with $1,000 Stan. Why don't they fix that? Polka's out. Why don't they fix it? It's so shy.

It's so bad. Other people make successful podcast apps that are better than the built-in one. The built-in one is so bad that people go, there's got to be a better one. Let me pay someone $0.99 for a better one. But it's, so it made me start thinking about like iTunes music store. I started wondering like, I wonder what the first song I ever bought on iTunes was. And actually I remembered

before I looked it up to verify that my memory was correct. But I remember it was back, it was March 22nd 2004. It was. I think the iTunes Music Store had just launched not that long before that. And Pepsi was doing a giveaway where, like if you bought a Pepsi, you could unscrew the cap, and there was like a code for a free iTunes download. So that was my first iTunes purchase from a free Pepsi giveaway thing.

I downloaded, right? They're by Chingi. You had on March 22nd, 2004. So you had the absolute downloadingmate downloading any song. Oh, and you made the right song. I had no idea, I was gonna lie on my phone. Oh my god, I probably do. I probably do, like you might have to stream it from the down.

I'm not gonna play it as I see someone scrambling. Chingy. There it is. Oh my God. The album was called Jackpot. Wow. Oh, yeah. It's really embarrassing.

Do you know what you would you know what yours is? Yeah. So we were talking about this earlier today. And so I looked up what did I first purchase on Apple's wonderful music service iTunes. And a lot of things came up. Some of my first purchases Kanye West, you got some gold fingers and bowling for some vlogging Molly. This is MXPX. Dude, how were you 14? I think so. Nailed it. It was 2004.

There you go. The first song they bought on iTunes and I wish I was baking this up. Was photographed by Nickelback. Oh my God. Oh my God. Why of all the songs ever made, ever the high by the meamiest fuck you song, photographed by Nickelback.

So that's 2004. I guess so, yeah 2004. Wow We didn't make great choices That's that's permanent that's like that's like that's on our permanent record with iTunes Always warned about a permanent record That's fucking back in shingy god damn dude. Yes, there it is Don't, don't. Oh my Christ. We all know it, so we're all feeling it.

I remember, too, having the distinct memory of being on the school bus and thinking, I wonder if I'll think back to this song one day and think back to my challenge. Shut the fuck up, Eric! Here you are for having your show in it with the world. Everyone's gonna know. Are you looking back on it?

I'm thinking, what? Where are I so red? Oh my God. I think that's when we were working at the call center. When you downloaded that song. Actually, this was, I remember this particular moment I was driving to Bernie's house. I had stopped at a convenience store in Buda

because we were going to go make red versus blue that night. So I had gotten the Pepsi in Buda and I got to Bernie's house and I redeemed it at one of the computers in his spare bedroom because we were about red versus blue that night. So I'd gotten the Pepsi and Buda, and I got to Bernie's house, and I redeemed it at one of the computers in his spare bedroom, because we were about to start production that night. I was never really like, yeah, Shingy, good one, guys. Oh, man, I don't know.

Wow. I have no idea. I'm a barrister, I'm sharing my embarrasing in the world. We can do it together. I'll admit it, you want to hold hands? Or you want to make things better about it? You know what? Bad music, bad music 2004. We can do it together. I'll admit it, you want to hold hands? You want to make a text that about it?

Bad music, bad music 2004. Oh, yeah, I like that. You can look back and see all of that stuff, all your history. I think I looked mine up earlier today and it's not that bad. Well, maybe it is. I don't know. It's there goes the fear by a dubs. I don't know that.

I don't know that. I think it's probably on the OC or something and I was like, oh my gosh, that's so deep. I'm gonna download that and cry to it. You're my, my was few on Apple, but it was in like 2009. And that was because I was driving. I really wanted to hear it. And it wasn't on my iPod.

So I had to buy it while I was driving. Someone in chat was this, I am dragon. I guess realize that you worked at the call center. I guess, we, we never talked about that. You worked at the call center as well I feel like we have okay case. It hasn't been beaten into your head. I'm old school Yeah, I replied also in chat. Let him know Many memories in that call center. Yes, long time ago way down in South Austin. You work there in the The old original building or like in the other one when they moved?

I think the other one after we moved, the Montopolis, the Wendy's one. Okay, yeah, that was the, yeah, we started, I don't know if I started at the other one and then moved over to the other one by the Wendy's. Yeah, I think when I started, y'all had fairly recently moved. It was, it was still new.

It was pretty empty and very new. I went back for a little while and I worked at the call center a second time. Like after I quit my, my, my pre-stu-tease job, I quit it and I was gonna move back to Puerto Rico. I went back and worked at the call center for a little while. I remember they needed help setting up something technical. They were like, oh, can you come back and do stuff?

I was like, oh, yeah, I know how to do that. I've done that a million times. No, I didn't know. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I got there and I was like, I spent half the day on Google. How do you do this? When we went out to do all the full-sale stuff,

I got asked to like, no, no, maybe this is something else. Recently, I got asked to hold a camera and do something with it. And I was like, oh, yeah, I went to school for this. I obviously had to work this machine. And I was like, oh yeah, I went to school for this. I obviously had to work this machine. And it was like, you'd handed me the most confusing piece of abstract art ever. I was like, I don't know what the fuck to do with this. I don't know what any of these nobbies do.

And I'm afraid of holding it, please take it. So I hate that feeling, because I'm like, oh my god, I'm my mom. I'm not in. There's this moment where you're like, I'm full. No more info. I've said my standards here they are. Let's have a look about TikTok. I'm like, I can't, I can't. standards here they are. Let's have a feel about TikTok.

I'm like, I can't, I can't. What did it, but it's like if you were like a TikTok wizard like five years ago and this was like, Hey, you want a TikTok again and you were like, Yeah, and then you couldn't remember, do I talk or take a break? But it's a different app at this point, right? Like that's like saying like you were a hip-stematic wizard. And now, someone handed you TikTok.

It's just like, I felt bad because it was like, I paid so much money to go to school, how to use this device and all devices like it, and I can't anymore. I think I look up a technique on Premiere once a week, the same one. I learn the same thing every week because I go to do it again and I'm like, I don't know.

With me, I forget how to enable multi-cam editing about once every six months, or like any time the update premiered, it's like, oh, the button got moved. How do I toggle it so I can see all the preview windows at once? Sometimes I just wait to see if like muscle memory will kick in. I'm just like, okay, I'm just gonna like trick myself into remembering how to do it.

So I'm just like playing with like moving things around in the project and I'm like, oh no, no. No, it's still, I don't know how to do it. Yeah, I hate that. I recently started watching a TV or a Japanese TV show on Netflix. And I found it because Esther texted me one day. She's like, hey, have you ever heard of this TV show? And I was like, no, I've never heard of that.

And she said, it's really difficult to describe. So I'm just going to wait for you to come home and you can just watch the first episode. I said, okay. And the name of the show is Hyperhard Boiled Gourmet Report. We watched it. Yeah. And so you start watching it.

And it's like, it's like a food show where you think about like no reservations, like an Anthony Bourdain kind of show where someone's going around like different parts of the world and looking at food. But the premise is like they have like a bunch of crazy motion graphics at the beginning and one of the where someone's going around to give her parts of the world and looking at food, but the premise is, they have a bunch of crazy motion graphics at the beginning and one of the graphics says, like, what do bad asses eat?

So they go and talk to people that you might be scared of. And you might not want to normally talk to and ask them, like, what are you gonna eat today? Yeah, the whole thing's like very punk rock, kind of like low five behind the curtain, like it's not intended to look super well-produced or anything like that. It seems like it's a guy with a camera

who just like, really does seem like that. And they call in, they have, you know, like with a lot of Japanese shows, they'll bring in someone to do commentary over the footage. They have like a little circle for him. But essentially like the premise of the show, like the whole idea behind it is to live is to eat. So every single person living today has to be eating behind it is to live is to eat. So every single person living

today has to be eating something to continue to live. Who do you not think about? Like people that have to like go and sell their body to pay for one meal. What is their life like? Like they go to Liberia. The first episode is in Liberia and they talk to former child soldiers who used to eat people during the Liberian Civil War. And there's like 900 of them that live in a graveyard. They literally sleep in tombs with bones. And it's like, and- Smoking crack and-

Yeah, smoking drugs and the guy with the camera goes in is just like, hey, what are you guys eating? What are you gonna eat? Wow. He's interpreter too, that brings him there. It's like, hey, so yeah, this is where all the ex-child soldiers live. I am personally not super comfortable going into it. But the guys like, well, can we go talk to him?

He's like, yeah, okay. And a few of the guys come out and they start talking, but then it starts making a scene. And then like, dozens of people start coming out of the cemetery. And now it's like, the guys like, I think we should go, I think we should go. And all the ex-soldiers like, no, no, come on in.

You're not in that. They're not even that important, man. Some people like, it's cool, they're with us. And other people, no, fuck these guys. Get these guys out of here. I don't want them anywhere near me. Give me, put that camera down. You fucking idiot, I'll kill you.

And then the guys just like, thank you. Thank you. I don't speak much English. This is like a little like Timid Japanese guy. Oh my god. It's what's crazy about it is that like, they go into all these situations. And at first, these people obviously try to,

they think that they're trying to find out what they do or like, so it's stuff about whatever, like criminal or weird activity they're involved in. As soon as he goes, this is a food show, they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, come in, yeah, let me show you what food I eat. Like, it's crazy, like,

these, that, the, the, like, the mafia, the type. Oh, and in the first episode, they also have a meal with the head of the Taiwanese mafia. And it's just because this is about food, we just want to see what food you guys eat. They're like, yeah, sure, sit down with it. And they're like, don't talk to them. Don't ask them any questions and immediately,

it's like, hey, so have you ever killed anyone? Yeah, it's crazy. Like the guy's like, they're in there. And it's like, there's like a circular table where all the mafia bosses are there just like eating shark thin Supenshit and then the mob boss is just like hey come sit by me. I'm like, okay And it's like dude he and it's super slide to the like have you ever killed anybody and he goes I don't I mean just no one who did it. Yeah, first it's first he had he avoids it He first he says look me up on the internet.

And then they go, yeah, what was it? It's like, do you regret doing anything? He says, like, I don't regret anything I do. Yeah, he says, what do you say that? He, like, he, he, he appreciates respect the most. That was the last thing, what do you appreciate most? And he just looks and he goes, respect, brotherly respect. And then like, interview with,

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because they use food as essentially to get a foot in. Of like, hey, we wanna talk about what it is you eat. And then as soon as that happens, then like every time they happen to find a more interesting story, and by that point, they've kind of befriended the person. And the person's like, oh yeah, come along with me as I do this thing.

But yeah, what's so interesting is every time it gets to the point where, okay, now they're going to eat the meal. Every single person, no matter how poor of a situation they're in or what, they're always go, would you like to try bite? And they get like really stoked to be like, yeah, this is my favorite thing to make. Yeah. This is what I have today. I'm super happy that I can eat today. Please have some. Yeah. It's just man. It's a trip. And the food looks good. I mean, it's like some of it's like, oh, I have no idea what that would taste like, because I've never eaten anything like that before,

but it looks good. I would try that. Yeah. Yeah, it's a wild show. Yeah, I did. There's only five episodes. The Hyper Hardboiled Gourmet. The Hyper Hardboiled Gourmet.

Yeah. Highly recommended. That's Chernobyl. Can we just walk through a battle? That's all right. There's a Russian episode of Hyper Hardboiled Gourmet Episode 3, I think. I think episode 3 is in Russia.

You should watch more than that. Sure. It's today, and there are like 30 to 40 minute long episodes. They're not like super long. So I don't know if there's more. I wish I knew more about the show. I wish I knew if they're still making it. Will they ever be able to watch anymore?

The reactions of the guy doing the commentaries amazing. He's just like, what are you doing? Don't do that. No. Don't go in there. Yeah, and you always see his face in the corner. He's like, grimacing. You're like, oh, so it's so good. I cannot recommend that show enough. Yeah, it's so behind on so much TV. We're about to cancel our TV service because we're moving. I'm like, don't, hold off. I need to clear out the DVR.

I mean, I'm too far gone. Just got you start binging it. Yeah, I can't. Like any time I sit down, I get five minutes in and some life happens. Kids wake up or something who knows. Yeah, that's the worst. Whenever you have to unplug your DVR or move or something, it's like, there's a lot on here.

I haven't gotten to you. You said when you unplugged it? What are you going to do with it? Well, I guess if you're switching to a new service or whatever. Yeah. So we're going to live in a temporary space for a year. So they have their own service that we're using. Gotcha.

Yeah, and that's even worse because it's not like you're keeping your service, you're sending a ship back. Right. Yep. So all your hopes and dreams. I had because it's not like you're keeping your service your send-in Right, yep. Yep. It's like all your hopes and dreams like I had so many big plans for you. I'm sure there's some way to transfer it to a hard drive or something. I'm sure that they make that as difficult as possible. I'm sure that's not easy for some reason. I'm going to say, here's a movie at this thing over here.

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And he had used CRISPR to make them immune to HIV. He had like deactivated a sequence of their DNA and said, you know, these twins who have now been born are immune to HIV. But what we just, what I guess was just learned was that I'm pulling up the story here. I read something about it today that we don't, of course, we don't fully understand the implications of that. And what people are starting to realize is that people who have that gene, it's a CCR 5 gene, people who have that gene disabled like those girls do or like the twins do, they

tend to die 20% faster than the average population. Wow. Cool. And the theory is that, yeah, HIV doesn't affect them, but their immune system is less effective overall in fighting off other disease. Interesting. So it's like, so you can like, affect one little thing, but then you don't know all the other switches at that effect.

You know what's so weird about that? That's some fucking video game logic. Like whenever you build a character, it's like you can have this buff, but it's gonna come with this like, like negative aspect too. You only have so many like, gene points to go around. Right, yeah, negative aspect too. That's really like gene points to ground. Yeah, what the what?

That's wild. Yeah, let's see, yeah, this may be because people with the CCR-5 mutation appear to be more susceptible to illness like West Nile virus or influenza. Interesting. He, according to the report, mutation similar to those, he created shortened people's lives by an average of 1.9 years.

Oh, that's not bad. Yeah, that's not bad. I thought you said 20%. Yeah, earlier, blah, blah, blah. When they met at DNA with death records, they discovered that people with two non-working CCR-5 genes passed away 20% faster than the rest of the sample population.

So if you get two of them, it's bad news. Yeah. Dang, dude. Don't want to get the flu. Have you all seen three identical strangers? No. So, you're a documentary? I thought you were just meant in like, in the wild.

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, my God. So, it's a documentary about three identical brothers, triplets, who were separated at birth, each adopted out to three different families. And they just happened upon one another when they went off to college, like one guy went into a college and everyone was like, hey, Eddie, welcome back

and the guys like, I'm John, who, and so they piece them all together. Oh, crazy. And then so initially, all the media reporters, like identical twin brothers who found each other and they were on the front page of some local newspaper and someone called the third one and was like, you've got to get this newspaper, like return on the front page of some local newspaper and someone called the third one and was like,

you've got to get this newspaper, like you're turned on the news or whatever. They all lived. The two were in upstate New York and then the one was like in Staten Island. Yeah, they all lived like fairly close to one another, but in really dense population areas. And so yeah, when they were like 20, 21 years old,

they all reunited and it all seemed pretty innocent, but then there's a really big twist where they discovered basically they were part of a social experiment, where they were intentionally adopted out to like three varying demographic families. Like one was really affluent, one was, you know, blue collar, but very loving. And one was like really poor and loving.

And like, wait, so did the mom just get like a bunch of like science money? No, she didn't know. Yeah, she was an adoption agency and the adoption agency was working with a university or research facility. And that's all. Yeah, that's so yeah, that's super unethical. And I believe if I remember right, a lot of the files are still sealed.

They're still sealed. They'll be unsealed like a year after, like it's possible for them to be alive. Like, basically it's guaranteeing these brothers are dead. And they're at some university. I want to see it was Harvard. Yeah, that's like some Truman shows, they probably all like, it's more interesting. Well, how it got really dark is one of them committed

to a side. And it's like, why was it him? And it's basically like his life and the life they forced upon him was the wrong combination and ultimately killed him. Yeah. Damn. But they also said that there are multiple sets of twins

and triplets who to this day still don't know that they have. Yeah, because they can't access the records from that agency. So they don't know. Oh, it Yeah, because they can't access the records from that agency. So they don't know. Oh, it wasn't just that. It wasn't the whole thing. Yeah, they don't know. I think if I remember right, because I saw it a while ago,

they don't know who started the research either. Like, there's a lot of things that are still unknown and questionable. And it happened so long ago that there was only one woman who worked in the building that they could talk to. She's like, I'm going through a tunnel. So sorry, I kind of hate you. She's like, I'm going through a tunnel, so sorry, can't he? She's like,

it's just one of the doctors who came up with the idea for the program. She's the bad guy from Strange Things. Yeah. Totally. Or like, Hap from the OA. I have a plan. That is crazy.

Yeah, that's some super evil villain stuff. Yeah, dude. He just like, sw super evil villain stuff. Yeah, dude. He just like swishes his lap coat around like, yeah. What, what doing it's for the great to coach. If he didn't say greater good at least, or she, or she, they wouldn't say greater good at least one point in their life. It was the 50s. Okay, okay.

If that white man, didn't it be one say that we're doing this for the greater good? He was doing a bad job of being a villain. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, One say we're doing this for the greater good. He was doing a bad job of being a villain. Yeah, it's weird to think that for them, like there was someone else out there who looked, who was essentially them, you know, a sibling that's your identical twin.

That's a thing you need. Yeah. But why? 100% the same. Well, I mean, I recently found out that there's a Spanish boy band member that I think is my Relative, did you see this? Yeah, D.C. Goliath and chat is just brought it up red What was that guy's name? I don't remember we talked about on always open, but my my brother is a wife who's now part of my family, so I

When they went to Costa Rica for their honeymoon, they, they just had some Spanish music videos playing on the TV and then this dude popped up and they're like, what the shit? And immediately took a picture and said it to me. It's pretty freaky. It makes you extremely comfortable. I don't like it at all. But I did like when he messaged you and was like,

I see it. Wait, so you. The guy reached out to me on Twitter and then he just wanted I see it But no my brother texted me he goes I need you to what was it? It was like I need you to send me a picture of your face looking kind of concerned but in a sexy way And then immediately by fall of that with please don't ask me why just do it It was like he's like I need you to look like you're about to give someone bad news Oh, that's what it was.

But kind of in a sexy way. Yeah. You have cancer. Yeah, it doesn't work well. It doesn't work well. I'm trying to scroll back to your Twitter to find out. Oh, good luck. Oh, yeah.

His new snow bottle. That's it. It's new snow bottle. It is. He makes me look good. You know what? Got a good number of followers on Twitter. More than you.

Who's more famous? Oh, he has. KNS Mass Fumos. He's got four tonight, you two thousand Twitter followers. Damn. Yeah, how do you find like, he's like a legit pop star? What's his name? Jesus.

No, Vado. Yeah. Jesus, the social service. There he is. Look at that handsome devil. At first, I didn't see it and then the more I look at it. Yeah, there's a bunch of other pictures of him too. It's like, yeah. It's a bunch of other pictures of it here.

It's like, yeah. The furrow. Can we do a side by side comparison? I don't know if you can. Can we do argument camp? Michael's gone. Michael's not here, so I don't think we could do argument camp. Very sorry.

Wow, I didn't see. That's too bad. Michael took that knowledge with him. It's smart. He did job security. He's going didn't see. That's too bad. Michael took that knowledge with him. It's smart. He did job security. Yeah. That's how. Yeah.

It's my long lost brother. That's a weird social experiment. What if one guy was... Oh, there we go. We figured it out. Yeah, we can fire Michael now. Give it a look. Do the look.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see it. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. If you had chats freaking out. Yeah, I think it's that. Yeah, they're right. Yeah, I should chat to you.

Yeah, I'm in that big, big, big. Um, I saw a few weeks ago, we talked, we know we talk about planes all the time. You do. And uh, we talked about how, uh, I guess Paul Allen had started a company to make the world's biggest plane and the thought was that they were going to attach rockets to it so that it could launch vehicles into space. So it's like it does part of the lift and then satellites can just take off from it. They flew it once and they say it's probably never in flight again. No.

So can you imagine they meet the world's biggest planet? Oh no! Oh, I did. They would strap a satellite or whatever in the middle and then release it and it would take off into space. I love that the layman's idea for this was like,

we got to make the biggest plane in the world. How do we do it? What if we took one plane and attached it to another plane? It's for the greater good. Why were we doing this because I want to? Because I'm incredibly wealthy. Yeah, because Paul Allen was a billionaire. That's what it boils down to. Because I was bored. There was a statistic on Reddit the other day where someone said, if everyone in the world gave you $10, you would still not have nearly as much money as a richest person in the world.

No. Is that real? They can't. What? So there's how much? What was Jeff Bezos? Jeff Bezos. He's worth $146 billion.

Oh, really? So everyone in the world gave you a 20. You'd be on Jeff Bezos level. He's worth $146 billion. So everyone in the world gave you a 20. You'd be on Jeff Bezos level. What the fuck? I heard another thing about Jeff Bezos that said, he's essentially earned $80 a second from the moment he was born.

Wow. Wow, horrible. Have you guys already talked about his whole, let's go to space thing, right? Have you? Maybe. The keynote that he gave that was like, I am fully aware that the world that I am basically running is going to die because of the stuff that I'm doing.

So let's look at space. Let's fuck that up. Seriously, it's like he was like, legitimately gave a keynote speech about colonies on space. I read that. Yeah. Yeah. He unveiled like his lander for his moot, his lunar lander. Yeah. And everyone was like, what about like, what are you going to, they've just like, well, yeah, I'm going to be up there with my telescope, my poroscope. And I'm going to look down to all of you guys and,

I'm calling it a poor planet now. Yeah. He said that they want to land that thing on the moon by 2024, which is, wow. That's pretty fucking soon. And then he said that Earth would be like a luxury destination like where you go to college. What the fuck in what? My parents are sending me to Earth for college.

I'm going to Earth you. What's the thing if you drama like Mars you? Mars University. Happening for real. Wow. Bezos, Bezos. What will Earth have like a satellite university on the moon that's like not as good as the one on Earth? for real. Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a You go right and Antarctica. Yeah, I should have what. But it was like an actual speech that he gave. Like, this is my plan.

I mean, I think that regardless, humans do need to leave Earth, just for like redundancy. Just for bit. Well, I mean, permanently, right? Like, we need to have people who can live independently on another world. These inevitably, when we get dinosaured on this Earth. A raid two ecosystem.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? dinosaur on that. Let's be real. We're working on it. Yeah. We're going to real hard. I hear we're going to dinosaur us by 2023. Shit.

It's a work best. Oh, there was a, the one thing I did like about the Apple presentation earlier, they showed a trailer for a new project that, that the guy who made Battle of Sturgle Actica is working on, Ronald Moore. I think the name of the series is called For All Man Kind. It's like, if the Russians had gone to the moon first, instead of the Americans.

It's like, if the space race hadn't ended, it's like, if the Russians got to the moon first, and then we just went crazy and we're like, if the space race hadn't ended. It's like if the Russians got to them when first and then we just went crazy And we're like fucking Mars, right? It's like the race isn't over That's what this is like a line in the tree. It's like we're going to Saturn. We're going to Mars. Where do you go? It's like what if you had just got crazy just like Our own space Make a new race and we'll win that one

Double enough then So Russia gets the moon and it's all just about America's petty reaction. Right. God, it is what would have happened, isn't it? Yeah. Ow, ow. Oh, no, no fair. We're going to Mars.

I didn't say come yet. Shit, fuck. My fingers were crossed. Damn it. I mean, we've talked about this before, but it's like when it comes to space milestones, the Russians did everything first, except for landing on the moon.

And then it was the way we were. We won. We could put you back on all your hardware. Like a kid making up the rules. So the game was just like, that's it finished. I gotta go home now, sorry. Mom has dinner ready. That's under the game.

Yeah, if you go to the Cosmodrome, you know, in Russia, they have, you know, statues and plaques commemorating all of their firsts. But they do have a fucking statue of Neil Armstrong. They do concede. Like, he was on the moon first. Damn. But that, but one-

Well, see though. Yes. That's my favorite one. Because Americans get so mad at it. I'm always like, what did you? What do you think you really did? Because, well, pretty, yeah. We need an evidence.

A contrary sound. If you guys actually did it, and for some reason, it's like actually to be fair, it's like when people bash the queen, I'm like, how dare you. Oh, I would never. Right, it's the Americans have the same reason. I think it's the same.

You're like, yo, oh. I feel like it's the same as Flat Earth Earth. Like I don't want to acknowledge the possibility. Oh, and yeah. Ellie. It's turtles all the way down, man. I'm telling you. Turtle.

Tells all the way to the moon that you guys didn't land on. Oh, dare you. Mm-hmm. God. What are like the five things that I feel like you could say about, like, an, like, you could insult America on that will always set everybody off? I feel like I have something to do with like World War II landing on the moon.

Trump. Oh, he's in your country right now. Oh, I know. I hate it. She looked at a picture of jumping the green setting against each other and like physically grimaced. I saw I just like drumped off all my foot. I saw a guy under the flight path for the airport trumps signing in.

He mode his lawn into a big penis. Yeah. And then flying the big baby again, the big balloon with if Trump and a diaper with his little tiny hands. Yeah, he was not happy about it. He was like, you may be feeling really unwelcome last time and everyone was like, good. Maybe that was the point. Yeah, I think yes.

Mm-hmm. That sounds about right. So we tried to do. There was a, I saw this video that Vice made, where this guy went around and broke dumb British laws in London. Oh, the ones that are like, if you are standing on the border of Wales,

you can legally shoot a man with a crossbow. Right, like all the really weird obscure ones. Like, if you enter parliament wearing a full suit of armor, you can be beheaded on the spot. Yeah. So I think it's like still technically illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day since Oliver Cromwell was in charge when he liked banned Christmas.

You said so much shit that I didn't understand right now. I know who Oliver Cromwell is, but for idiot friend here, you're know who Oliver Cromwell is, but for idiot friend here, you're explaining who Oliver Cromwell was. The guy that, what, chop, chop, chop, Charles's head? No? Chop, chop, chop, chop, Charles's head. All of a Cromwell was, well,

he sort of shut down Parliament with an army and killed the king, because the king was being a bit mad. He sounds like a crotchety supporting character in a Christmas carol. It is weird that there is a statue of Oliver Kromel at Parliament. You'd think that they would be like a bit miffed. Yeah, you'd also get rid of a lot of Confederate statues too, but hey, what are you going to do?

If you don't like move them to the White House, don't give anybody any ideas, please. But then he was sort of like in charge for a while. And he was like, fuck five. You fuck five. He was like, I made five and he was like, fuck, I can't do that. God damn it. Pass along. I miss his grandma, I'll learn your name one day.

He banned, he banned mince pies, which are like, you know, the spiced fruit pies that we have at Christmas. Oh man, I thought this up, I thought it was a meat pie. So that's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's supposed to look like spiced fruit. that we have at Christmas. Oh, man, I thought this up. I thought it was a meat pie. It's a lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's poison lunch. Is that all of a trauma? She looks like he'd get fucking pissed off by pies.

He was like famous for having a painting done if him and normally all the kings would like make themselves look real pretty in the paintings. Because like famous lime was like, paint me, what's an all. And so he's like, oh, yeah, I do kind of like that attitude. And what's an all comes from? He was like, hashtag no filter before I came to the night.

I am ugly, do not lie to me. Do not lie to his legacy. Yeah, he banned, there it is. Look at his walls, gross. And he banned these little spiced fruit pies because I don't actually think he may have banned Christmas because he was like a quaker. A maybe quaker.

He's gonna do some weird shit. I thought that was an American thing. I didn't realize you had them too. Oh, I think that's what he out-come from. Oh, yeah, you put them on a boat. Never mind. Maybe he was a quaker or just like a... I remember, history's gone from my head,

but I remembered some of the basics. I'm proud of myself. I'm proud of you too. Thank you. I love it crumb-well. Yeah. What a tit. And then he was dug. I'm proud of you too. Thank you. I love it. I'm a crumb, wow. Yeah. What a tip.

And then he was dug up after... What the fuck? This fucking guy. After coming back to me now, after like long after a day, they dug up his body and hung it. What? Why? Because he killed the king.

Oh. So when the monarchy was restored, they were like, we're really not a fan of that. So the hanged him after he was dead? Yeah, they dug up his body and hung it as a symbol of like, that, like, a problem. But, well. Then be a listen. lesson if you kill a monarch after you die, we're gonna hang you Yeah, oh shit. That's his head. Yeah

They didn't re-berry him after they hung him. Anyway, that is Wow, it's just probably in like the Queen's front room Yeah, I'd lay pies down at that statue. Well, Guy Forks, he and Guy Forks had pretty grizzly and... Oh yeah, yeah. We also have V for Vendetta. We know 100% historical accuracy with the story of Guy Forks'es. They burned them in a pile, right? They hung really hungrored and courted like legit. I think I'm that Sherlock episode. Thinking of that it's Sherlock episode. Yeah. Like, what am I?

Where is that coming from? It looks like it tapped into like a past life, you're just saying. They were all piled and burned. This time. Oh, that was that. It's like the smell was nauseating. Come back to us Becca. Becca, 2019.

She's working. She's working. So I 2019. Two in a time. She's working. So I did something dumb as a parent. I did a bad parenting thing. Is that I let my four-year-old child watch two episodes of Game of Thrones this season. The, uh. Yeah.

Like what's going to learn really bad storytelling? Well done, Becca. Neither of the heads sex. They're all just very like graphic, violent. But they're one. Must have just far off. one was the finale and one was the one where... She went crazy. She went crazy. The battle of Winterfell.

And so there were critical shows or episodes I had to watch in the moment and I could not get rid of her. And so she watched it. But now she's obsessed with Game of Thrones and sees them and is like, they all have names. Like, the on was the boy that got stabbed. And what a wonder boy or jeez. And that's like the worst, it's like chapter to a Harry Potter book.

The boy that I've got stabbed. And then a brand is the boy with his eyes rolled back. That's what she calls him. God, that's like something like a child would say in like a horror movie when they've seen the ghost. Like, who are you playing with, daughter? The boy with the eyes rolled back when she calls him. God, that's like something like a child would say in like a horror movie when they've seen the ghost. Like, who are you playing with, daughter? The boy with the eyes rolled back. Cool, we're moving.

The boy who closed her up. You remember when Millie was really young, she used to draw Jeff with ghosts all around him? But he told me this story. But Millie would be like, I don't wanna go over to that house and he'd be like, why not? Because I don't like the man on that house and he'd be like, why not? Because I don't like the man on the ceiling.

Like she'd say, creep, we still. Jeff has a tattoo of some of the ghosts on it. She would call it daddy and the ghosts. Yeah, I agree with the Jesus that just escaped broadcast. What the shit? I remember that being a whole thing and I remember Millie's childhood room being decorated with a bunch of skulls

and I think it was like the end of the most marvellous year in a little bit. And the thing Griffin got freaked out by that and told me she removed all the decor and things chilled out after that point. Wow. What the what? Oh, she was just getting visited by Mama Coco. Yeah, I was just Mama Coco. Look at the Millie.

So cute. Look at those. Unfortunately, it wasn't the Pixar version. It's all worth it. Y'all, it's just Mama Coco. I'm looking for the million sauce. Whoa. I'm looking for the million sauce. Unfortunately, it wasn't the Pixar version. It was the Bloom House version. Yeah. It was a little different. But yeah. Jesus, man.

Oh, that ooves me out. I'm like, I think I've told you about that. That's my, I, the concept of ghost fucks me up in a real big way. Not just because of all the existential questions that come along with that, but like, I feel like in scary movies, there's three categories of thing that'll get you. And it's like crazy person, monster or alien, and then ghost. And the first you have rules.

Like crazy person can't get through door without acts. Or like alien can't get you unless like vents and also afraid of fire, but ghosts are like, it'll only come out on this day. And then like actor, it's like, oh, we're fuck that rule. I don't know. It's just here now Kill you and just come through walls. It's just there and don't ever fucking close the medicine cabinet with a mirror on it

Just don't do that ever Fuck me up man. Oh, oh my god. That's a good thing. They don't exist. So you're safe They did it. You've been hunter. They didn't until Neil Armstrong brought them back from the moon. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Emily, stop there. See, even too. I think you've been hunter. They didn't until Neil Armstrong brought them back from the moon. Oh, shit. We never had ghosts in Earth. That's how we got good.

Ghost used to go to the moon, and now they can come back. We punched a hole. We punched a hole through the Earth's protective anti-ghost shield, and now the ghosts all flow back down. Yeah, this is getting dangerously close to the plot of doom. Another using the hollow Godzilla tubes to get around. Oh, fucking. Let's not talk about New Godzilla.

It's so good. It's a movie. It's film. Godzilla shares, isn't it? Yeah, he really excited about. I like his bit. It's his. Yeah, you did.

Remember when you said like you just like clutched my arm and went like white knuckle. Yeah, I'm not going to get the little mouth was like, hi, I'm so beautiful. The movie just came out, so I'm not gonna get this flawless. But if you have watched a bajillion Godzilla movies, like I have, there's a lot of really, really great, like deep lore e-straggs in that movie.

The unfortunate part is that there's more to the movie. But you'll probably have fun. You got to move, you got to have a fun time. The monster's bit's great. We just don't really care about any of the people. I so when we went, it was me. You know, it kind of sticks to the formula, right? I mean, that's how it should be.

I disagree, Shin Godzilla, like has arguably more people than there are monster scenes. And yet I think it's one of the best modern Godzilla movies. I think it's great. Godzilla vs the meetings. Yeah, it's a movie all about, it's the, in my opinion, the best, like, reimagining you could do of the original Godzilla movie.

Yeah. That's one with the neon Genesis Evangelion director. Yeah, and the, like, the weird little worm thing. It starts all kind of looking like Payne homage, like the old Godzilla movies. I did see that, yeah. Yeah. But then it becomes the scariest Godzilla I've ever seen. It's awesome. And it's on Amazon if you want to watch it. But, um, uh, when we once said it was you me, Tyler and Amanda.

And when we got out of that movie, and again, I'm not gonna get into like huge spoilers, but they were like, oh, like what kind of bad guys do you think would like be in the next movie? You're not gonna be damn mine. And I was like, they were like, what are they gonna do? Like, are they gonna make like robot versions of the monsters?

And I slowly turned to Tyler, like, there's a thing called mecha-kingi-dora that you need to learn about. And I just got like, I don't know what happened. It was like, when you like, warped back to the whatever century, and like, knew how many bodies there were,. And I just got like, I don't know what happened. It was like when you like, walked back to the whatever century and like knew how many bodies there were, like I suddenly was like, oh yeah.

Well, first mech a Kingie door is pretty cool. He comes, he's got all these robot heads and every time he does fire, he goes, I don't know, like that. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And I was like, let me show you 15 YouTube videos. Like, I would not have weird Godzilla whole. Can you tapped into this like,

part of your, part of your soul. I'm in Dolman. Yeah. I wanna go home and watch like the old Godzilla movies now where like Godzilla dances. That's great. I got into this like part of your soul and been told. I want to go home and watch like the old Godzilla movies now where like Godzilla dances. That's great. I wonder why she shouldn't Godzilla now. It's so good man. It's so good.

It's gonna wow. I'm so excited. So you were out of town. You just came back. You were a big boy. You did a big boy thing. I've been all over the place man. Like right after my brother's wedding,

I got to go to Florida for the first time. For the first time? Yeah, I'd never been man. I've never done like a Disney thing or any of that stuff. It, I got to go to Florida for the first time. For the first time? Yeah, it'd never been, man. I've never done like a Disney thing or any of that stuff. It was my first time going to Florida and I got to go to Full Sail University with Jordan Sweeers and Chris Cokinas. Yeah, we had Jordan on, I guess, before you all went.

Oh, wow, I see how it is. But no, it was a really good time. It was cool, so Chris works in our sound department and animation and is just like a fucking wizard and he was literally yeah Yeah, he does magic you guys he does magic ask him about it. He'll do it for you He's got a great photo his graduation photo. He looks like a wizard He looks like a party wizard But yeah, no it was really cool getting to go to his school with him. We had a

Like student guide with us and then like a bunch of other people from the full-sale staff We essentially got to see their facility, which is like redundalously cool. They have a hall dedicated in here, all the platinum records that have gone on to be made by people that graduated from here and I was like, shit, wait, it flexes on me, full sale. It's pretty cool.

But no, it was really awesome. Everett, there was really, really nice. I was freaking out though, because I had to give the keynote speech there, which you did the year before me. And I went back, when I was asked to do it, I was like, okay, well, yeah, I could probably do something about like how, I don't know, like failures necessary.

And then I watched your video, and that's literally what you did. It's like, cursed your name. I nailed it. Head on my time. And then I had to come up with something else. But I was really nervous leading up to it, because I was like, I don't know, like I've spoken in front of people a lot of it, hit on my time. And then I had to come up with something else, but I was really nervous leading up to it because I was like, I don't know,

like I've spoken in front of people a million times before, but this was something like, oh, I'm gonna talk to students at like a establishment for knowledge and learning and have to be inspirational and shit. Yeah, they're used to learning stuff when someone talks. Exactly, and I was like, I can't give them that. But it went over really well, but leading up to it,

I was like, I was so positive, something was gonna go wrong, and I was like, nothing's gonna go wrong. And then this poor guy, bless this heart, he was really nice. He gets to go, all right guys, give a round of applause for Mike Luna! And like, everybody cracked up. It's only a little off. And then I started talking.

My own. My own. My own. And he goes, oh, sorry, that's a false start. Sorry, can we do that over time? Miles, then I was like, hey guys, I'm going to start talking. I go, oh, wait, no, wait, the livestream isn't going yet. So I had to start three times.

That was finally, it went over great. But the time is like one guy clapping. That one guy was Greg Miller, who at the end of the speech said, wait, go, Mike. So thanks, Greg. But no, it went over really, really well. It was a really cool time. And then we got to have, you know, whenever you take someone like back to your hometown, like there's the things that you're like, oh, you have to have this. Have you guys heard of

pub subs? No. Like public? Yeah. Public subs. Apparently, this is the thing. Like, public is a grocery store in Florida. And from the moment we touched down, Kukinus was just like, we gotta get some pub subs, y'all. These are gonna be the craziest sandwiches you've ever had. You were like, all he talked about, like, dude, we're going back to your college. Like, isn't this important? He was like, oh yeah, this is great.

I'm like, it's really good. That too. But pub subs. But subs from the grocery store. He's a fucking good sandwich. He's a fucking good sandwich. I feel like I should read this because we're talking about it.

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It was an hour-long presentation. Oh my God. The gas. What was long, tough. What was great was like, as we were boarding the plane, I was talking, we're filming some beer roll and stuff. We're gonna make a special video that's gonna come out relatively soon.

And so Drew Sappelen, who was also there, who helps direct a lot of stuff in live action. Great dude. He was like, hey, could you do me a favor and just film stuff whenever you can? I was like, yeah, sure. So I was like filming Jordan, filming Chris, all the stuff. And there's one clip, I don't know if it'll end up

in the video where I was like, what are you excited about, Jordan, he goes, oh, dude, honestly, I'm excited to see your Kena. Like, you have to talk for 90 minutes. And then there's like a ball, that's far in the camera, I heard it was 60 minutes. And who goes, that's not what I heard. And he just left to go for the flight of the wind.

Hold on, wait, like I'm meeting, it was like pulling up emails and freaking out. That's green. He fucking always gets in front of it. That's perfect. Yeah, he's the skimmer of that Jordan. But no, it's not what I had. It was a really, really cool trip.

We got to do, we got to see, like, they have a whole like green screen studio. We got to go to another place where they do, like, 3D printing and make stuff. That's like, I didn't know this was a thing with 3D printing where it's like, we're gonna print something that's pretty much already assembled, that could not be assembled any other way

than us building it already preassembled. And the way that they do it is, they'll build something, and in the gaps, they'll fill in the gaps with another material that they'll print, that when you put it in a water, that material then dissolves. So then now the thing can move and like do all this crazy shit, but it would have been physically impossible to make it without 3D printing. I did not know that was a thing, and it blew my fucking mind.

Yeah, it was super cool. They also have like that building that is a two-story building, that used to be a one-story building, but they made it two stories by digging. Wait, I don't remember this part of our game. I think they added a basement essentially. Are they lower the ground? The basement became the first floor? For the first floor.

So they dug out the earth around it? Right, they kept the building and then dug a first floor under it. Why? Why? They figured that it was more cost effective to do it that way versus putting a second floor on top. Because I don't understand. I figured that it was more cost effective to do it that way versus putting a second floor on top.

I don't understand. You're building either way. And if you're digging, you're also paying to dig. They explained that it was better to do it that way. And I was like, okay. You guys obviously know what you're doing. All right. Is it a construction university?

No, that's where they went stuff. This is one coyote that was a spade. Like, I don't know what I'm doing. Just build on top. Why are we doing it this way? It's gonna fall on us. But it was a mall before, if I remember right. One story mall.

This was like freaking out. It's changed a lot since he's been there too. And he was like, what the fuck? That used to be a grocery store. And now it's like the 3D modeling building or some stuff. Like, it is not some kind of grown. Yeah, the place is wild. It's big, impressive.

My university, we had a really big picture of alphabets, spaghetti that drunk people would try and make words with. So kind of the same. Very much the same, yeah. Kind of the same facilities. Yeah, and when you think about it, it's almost identical. It's kind of the same thing. I get it.

It's kind of the same thing. I get it. I get it. It's kind of the same thing. It's kind of the same thing. It's kind of the same thing. It's kind of the same thing. It's kind of the same thing.

I get it. It's kind of the same. It's kind of the same. It's kind of the same facilities. Yeah, and when you think about it, it's almost identical. It's kind of the same thing. I get it. I get it.

It's kind of the same thing. It's kind of the same thing. It's kind of the same thing. It's kind of the same thing. Yeah, and when you think about it, it's almost identical. like they were in a social experiment. What? How many did you go to? No, no, every single person at my university was like, what's going on with this? What was so weird about your school? Well, all the guys in lab coats was one. I think maybe it was just like, I went to a school where there was like, people were like nursing and the bunch of like, real subjects and then I did TV production

and we were completely 100% practical course so I never had an exam throughout my entire time at university. All really had to do. That doesn't seem normal. I was like, is this a trade? Am I paying you money for nothing at all? The only reason that I really ever went to university

is because they tripled the fees after the year that I went to university. So my parents were like, if you're gonna go, go now. Oh, they let everyone know ahead of time. Like, hey, you better get in while the game's good. I mean, it's still like nothing on American university prizes, but I went from the past to putting people in the

doubt. Yeah, I went from three grand to nine grand per year. Stinky. Yeah. Um, the university I went to recently started. They, they, they became a free university. Rises free? Yeah. I went to recently started, they became a free university. Rice is free?

Yeah. First part. Let's see. Beginning in fall 2019, middle income families with typical assets where we see grant aid to cover the full tuition if they earn up to $130,000 per year. That's incredible.

That's crazy. And then half tuition for families are in between $130,000 to $200,000 a year. It used to be a free university. I didn't know that. I think in the 60s or 70s, they transitioned to charging. They look insanely expensive. I was looking at colleges.

Not in America. No. And now they've set it up for it. It's free. It'll be free again. Hopefully for most people. Oh, that's awesome. So my dad went to West Point, which is a free university.

With a big, yeah, you would then have to repay your four years there with four years in active duty service. Oh, yeah, West Point Institute. Is that what it's for? Right. Yeah, it's actually a United States military academy. Okay, the university. But yeah, then I think it's the Army University. But yeah, it's free. It's very competitive. It just cost you like four years ago. And damn, four years.

I think what is it? Isn't it only true? This is a very small class size, right? Yeah, it's super small. I want to say it's like a hundred. Whoa. Maybe maybe I'm, maybe I'm misremembered. I think it's a good deal more than that.

I would probably bet a thousand-ish. Would you have to just be like really good at army stuff to get in? Now, you have to be very civic-minded and high-performing academically. I mean, there's a whole nomination and interview process. You have to jump through a ton of hoops to go. You have to get nominated by one of your senators. I'm a senator. You have to jump through a tent of hoops to go Yeah, if you get nominated by like one of your

Senators or Yeah, they're recommendation. Yeah, I do that and like knowing my dad and I know I just don't I can't believe he ever Had a shit together enough to That's just it's incredible. What do you have to go and like wine and dye in the Senate? As like a small job like that and compromising photos of him He's sent outside with a boom box. So yeah, West Point, the United States military academy, I should say, has 4,294 cadets.

All right. So, yeah. So, 4,000. That's pretty small. Wow. They're divided into companies. They're like alphabetical. And they're, I think those are about like 20 kids.

Dang. I don't know if they're kind of like cohorts or what, but yeah. I remember I read, when I was in high school I read a biography of Douglas MacArthur and he went to a West Point. And I guess while he was in West Point, his mother rented an apartment across the street from the fore. At the mayor hotel I think is what it was called. So she could watch his room and make sure that he was in there studying and doing what he needed to do. That is next level helicopter parenting ship. Oh my God. It's like parenting espionage.

That is for also being like, but you also need to socialize. If you don't get laid this Friday, we're gonna have a stern talking. The book was called American Caesar. And it was fascinating. It was a really interesting read if you want to know more about someone who wanted to drop New York's in China in 1950s. How could you not?

Dang. Yeah. So it's a different world back then. I thought about, I very briefly thought about going to West Point. That's the only reason I knew that you needed a Senator recommendation. Is that the point of you, you like it? Well, then I was like, yeah, but then I'm gonna be in the military.

You're right. Yeah. My dad. I'm glad I didn't, because I would have graduated from, if I had followed on time, I would have graduated from West Point in 2000. And hey, guess what?

Some shit happened in 2001. Like I would have. I think my dad was part of one of the only classes that Didn't see active combat. He graduated in 77 so he just missed like Vietnam and then he was like out in the reserves by The time desert storm really got in the thick of it. So I think you graduate as I want to say a second lieutenant really got in the thick of it. So I'm damn tired. I think you graduate as I want to say a second lieutenant. I want to say is your rank when you leave West Point?

Could be, I know he was some kind of lieutenant. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, also I would have had to run. Right. Oh yeah. Do you have physical stuff? Yeah, it's gross.

You have zero autonomy. Yeah, like your whole world is planned out for you. Damn, dude. I graduated high school with like a letterman jacket. I got it. Did you? And what? I got it for reading a lot of books.

You got a letterman jacket? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, for like a patch for theater and I had a little patch that was like, what was it? You had to read like a certain amount of books in the library and then you got it. But in like, the fucking school system was like, well, fucking will sell a letterman jacket to anybody because we love money. Like, absolutely.

You didn't even have to get it. You just had to do it for two years, right? Like, what do what? Like, to get a letterman's jacket, you had to do something for two years. No, you could just buy it. You could just buy a letterman jacket but if you did certain activities then you get like little patches for it and I got the one for theater and reading a bunch. I could have let her do it. I'm pretty fucking cool you guys. You sound

real cool. Yeah. Yeah. To the theater prefect of a Kingston grandma school. Shit I thought that was only in Harry Potter. I wasn't just a theater kid I was head of the the theater prefect of Kingston grandma school. Shit, I thought that was only in Harry Potter. I wasn't just a theater kid, I was head of the theater kids. What does that mean? What was your, like, did you rule with an iron fist where you like, but never mind? Did you have to make them do that?

I didn't mean to, you just get bads, it says prefect. Yeah. And then they have to be like, hey, everyone, be on time for a half soul, please. Could you make them do Shakespeare on demand? No, but that would have been really cool. Give me three sonnets right now. Hamlet, act two, C5, now.

So my friend Beth was really annoyed that she didn't get prefect because I joined the school way later than she did. Oh, I love that. I could not imagine prefects. We had senior prefects who wore purple robes and they had to like make sure you're at assembly and shit. Wait, they just wore purple robes like. They're like ceremonies.

Okay. Well, I went to a school where our teachers would wear the robes. Mm-hmm. Around just like, well, there's only like really this one history guy would wear them all the time. Well, you're like, okay. Okay, so, but all the teachers had to wear their like full black robes for all the assemblies and yeah.

Showing their credentials. Yeah, they're like, whatever the colors of whatever they- Did they have like stripes and stuff? Yeah, whatever they like graduated from, they had like the special colors and their gowns. It was very Harry Pottery. I, I was a safety patrolman in elementary school. 100% believe that.

You get a little orange, neon orange sash and a little gold plastic badge. And your job is to walk out to the cars and escort the kindergarteners from the car job off point to the school. And at the end of the day, you go where all the students line up and you escort them to their bus. But I got in trouble for abusing my power.

How did you abuse it? So I found out, all I was like, well, when I go and so when you're a kid, at least in Texas. You always want to sit in the back of the bus. Like the back of the bus is the cool place to sit. It's awesome. You get the most air on speed bumps. It's great.

We all know about the back of the bus, my. I don't know about that. Everyone knows the back of the bus. Yeah, okay, cool. Just make sure. Even when you're a British friend, it was very cool. We have buses, double-peckers even. They sit on the opposite side, though.

We all know which part of the bus is the coolest part? So when I would take, like, when I would guide like the kindergarten class of their bus, I would take my backpack and the backpack of my buddy, and I'd drop the kids off of their bus, but then on the way back, I'd sneak onto my bus, and I'd put our backpacks in the back of the bus, so we'd have dibs, And then I'd get off.

And then this girl Whitney, I almost had a very mean word, but I'm not gonna do that because we were in elementary school. But this girl Whitney who hated me, tattled on me. No. And my teacher, Ms. Piper, got really upset and I was put on suspension.

I had to turn in my badge for using a file. You're doing a security inspection of the bus. You want to make sure that it was safe. If only. It was pre-TSA. So I mean you know like it was a different time back then. I don't know if I would have flown but yeah that's how I got in trouble. Make sure carbon dioxide levels are within with the level. I'm doing like the two. I'm sure it's going to work. We're good to go. I'm just like, heading back. I just want to juice box and some orange slices.

Step over. Step. Yeah. Um, the great power comes great responsibility. And you abused it. I abused the fucking shit out of it. I, uh, I, I made a really stupid purchase the other day. Go on.

Uh, I saw that Pornhub was selling some swim trunks That they marketed as anti-boner swim trunks no fucking way and I have so many questions Can I ask them before you show them to me? No, it's too late. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. What is the system? That's the question, isn't it? Yes. Have you tested them? Have you tested them for us right now?

I have not. Get a boner so that we can. Don't ever think of us as a theory. I have theories. I have theories. You're free to handle them. They have not been soiled. Oh, well.

So mighty. They were. What then? Is it? They cost me $69.69, by the way. Ah! That's nice. Nice.

Okay. $24.20. Did.69, by the way. Ah! Ah! Nice, nice. Um, okay. $24.20? Did. Oh yeah. Did, uh, okay. My guess would be there's that netting, but it's made of the most abrasive material possible. That's my theory.

No, but you wouldn't want to buy that, would you? Not. It's not netting, but it just has a picture somehow. It has a picture of your own grandma. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. What if you. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

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It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. in short type. So situation. Before I got them, I thought maybe it was like almost like a chastity belt, like some kind of plastic or something to like keep you down. Oh, beans. I can't figure them out. Oh my god. Oh my god. What I speculate is that on the inside, like that they're very loose on the inside around the dick part. It's very tight and direct redirects you down. Okay. So you still get the bonus. Let me just let me try a bonus. Just bonus.

I post that video. It's a bonus. But they still say Pornhub on them. I know. I would buy them just for that. That's great. That's that's just only a nice. Nice bonus.

What are the bonus and amitables? This is my anti-bonus shorts. These are pretty current. It's a bonus container of salt Peter thingbonus shorts? These are pretty cool. I'm gonna get hit in our salt heater thing, though. It's boner management. Okay. Hold on, I'm trying to. Just like me to stranger in the beach.

I'm just trying to emulate. Yeah, okay, interesting. I feel like these would be huge with 14 year old boys. They look like fun house swim trunks. They do. They do look like the other day. Except from this one key. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don And Kerry was like, that old guy definitely doesn't know.

Fun house. So he does definitely know what it was referencing. Choice, choice, choice. OK. Man, this is like, if you're listening via audio, you got to look the shit up. This is some. I'm like, I don't want to smell.

I'm weirdly compelled to smell that. Why don't you do it? You smell it. You freak. Did you sick you tell me else? I mean, I'm not getting anything here. I mean, just say other things. Just wait a second. Wait, wait.

Oh, I thought there would be instructions or an explanation or something, that just the receipt. I feel like the little pocket that you would have on box or briefs, almost like the little peppy hole would have like on boxer briefs on us. It's like reversing like the little peepy hole. The little peepy hole. Time out.

I feel like we've gone off in one direction on this subject, but we've ignored a critical second subject, which is why the fuck did you buy this, Gus? Why did you go, yeah, I need this in my life. Because we're going to talk about it in the podcast for like 10 minutes. Yeah, I like the story. Oh, I like the story. Listen, I get the hardest biggest boners Constantly and I just need something to contain them there it is. Thank you

so be and take and girl and I want to see if Help you bring you peace. I'm trying to look up how these work and I'm getting censored My phone's like, no, no, no. We tend to do on the Rupertiv network. Wait, do we do that? Wait, what? We block? I don't know, I guess.

No, I'm just blocking away, not in this company. And I bonus shorts and I was like, did not match any of those. The shit that I've had to look up to write Tucker's dialogue, there's no fucking way. Oh, medium, nice. Except in the cross, no, couple X. Askmen.com. It's got a nice cross. So triple X. Askman.com. It's got a nice pocket.

Shit, dude. We gotta get into the business to make it some extra. I know. I'm gonna take that poor and hell blogo off and put a Gus logo. I just gotta come up with a Gus logo. It looks suspicious like the poor and hell blogo.

Yeah, so I don't know. I'll try them on and I'll report back. Please do. We're on the edge of our story. Like I did everything I could and no bono could I get. Go like high stakes though. Test it out at a Schlitterbond water park. You go all or nothing.

What? Why there are like a bunch of children? Yeah, that's if it fails. If that technology fails him, he's gonna be arrested for public defense. He's gonna go straight to jail. Have you ever seen Nathan for you? Yes!

Yes! I'm so excited! Please, please, please. Have you ever seen Nathan for you? Yeah, you never had it. You haven't. You haven't. So it's like this guy, it's a comedian.

And the premise of the show is, normally he helps struggling businesses by giving them a terrible suggestion on how they can improve their business. But sometimes he does these big, spectacular episodes. And one time he did an episode where he wanted to become an escape artist. He thought he needed to really raise the stakes.

And so he decided that the way he was gonna do this was, he was gonna get himself restrained and have to get out of it. But in order to really raise the stakes, he wanted to have a robot come. If he didn't get out within a certain amount of time, a robot would come out and take his pants down. But in order to really raise the stakes,

he also had a bunch of school children brought in to watch him do his escape act. And he had a police officer there. So that if he failed to get himself out before the robot pulled his pants down, he would be arrested for exposing himself to children. And after registering to the second letter, there's the video. And the reason they have a robot doing it is because if a human did it, then that other human would also be culpable.

So they have to develop this robot to pull his pants out. It's one of the best shows that Comedy Central has ever produced, like hands down. Oh no, no. You've never seen Nathan for you? No. Girl, we have so much to watch. Oh my god. That's great.

It's a fucking wonderful show. They're not over. They're not doing any more seasons. But he had a similarly complex stunt in which he tried to smuggle chili into a ballgame. Or he was a hockey game, yeah. Or he had to figure out how to store piping hot chili on his entire person. That was like, he was like glad

that he was undercutting the chili that they were selling in the stadium. Then he was walking it up and down the stairs. We were like, hey, you wanna buy some chili? You wanna buy some chili? Come on, that's like I'm saying I'm sorry. Oh, shit. The show is amazing.

It's a good one, man. It's a good one. Yeah, that's a, and again, it's like the gourmet report where it's like, you start and you like, you think you're going in this direction. It's like, oh, we have a much better story that we're going to follow in this direction instead. And yeah, it just goes off the rails all the time. There's a great one where he's trying to develop a safe space for children to hang out

and play in while their parents fuck in the whole power room. If you don't want to have to get a separate room. I have seen that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The higher the corner, the better. Yeah, I think it looks like a rocket that has a TV TV and like noise deprivation chamber. So you can't hear I'm gonna hire two porn stars to just I thought they hired more than that Everybody watch it. So Nathan report Nathan report Nathan review and hyper hard-boiled gourmet report. Yeah, very different shows

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seen that people have trained apes to communicate with humans like by sign language and you can have like very rudimentary conversations with them. And you know, I think Coco is the most famous example of that. I feel upset. But what I learned was, apes never ask humans questions. Yeah. They don't understand that you might have knowledge that they don't have,

so they don't know to ask you stuff in order to learn. But they know to watch to learn. Sometimes, some do. And it's interesting you say that because someone gave an example. They said, if you went up to a gorilla and handed a gorilla a screwdriver,

the gorilla would wonder, who is this person and what are they giving me? If you handed a orangutan a screwdriver, it would run away with it and figure out how to use it. Oh, that's so cool. If you handed a chimpanzee a screwdriver, it would stab you with this. Yes.

Yes, it would, yeah. So it's like the different thought process of the different ways that it all works. And it's weird to be to think, and I guess the analogy is that young children are the same way, like when you're really, really young. I staff so many people. You don't, they really young kids don't understand

that they can ask questions or that someone else might know something that they don't know. Oh my God. That's not a question. That's why really little kids can't lie because they don't understand that they don't know. I'm not gonna get that question. That's why really little kids can't lie, because they don't understand that you don't know everything that's not going through their head. But then eventually they make a turn and they realize that they can hide stuff in their head. I kind of sworn there was like one instance of like some animal asking a question,

but maybe I'm just thinking of like an episode of Futurama or some bullshit. I don't know. Who used to say? Planet of the Apes. trauma or some bullshit. I don't know. He used to say. Planet of the apes. I think questions are like the way that the mind works. Like we're so going back to DNA and genetics, like we're so similar to apes and primates. It's like, but we can ask questions, like something happened to us and we're allowed or not we're not allowed.

It's like we figured out to ask questions or. And now we ask questions like. Very deeply philosophical. You get so intelligent that you realize you know nothing. Or you wonder, how can you hide a boner and swim trunks? And there it is. So I read an article. It's a largely, the fabric has a lot to do with it. It's a dark fabric that I guess is kind of thick.

And not sexy. That won't show lumps. He's just taking into it. It's an illusion, is what you'll say, yes. Oh, look, it's on the inside too. It's like a separate layer. Mm. This is just a mystery.

Does that mean like shorts? It's just like a compression layer inside of them that's like, don't you do it? Don't even think about it. Don't even think about it. Think about the embarrassment. I think it's potley placebo I can't get a boner. Oh, no, I'm wearing secret special shorts

It's like drinking Michael secrets stuff against the monsters. It's just water kids I don't get that reference at all. It's okay. You want a child in the 90s I missed a lot I guess it's only space jam, you know, you weren't a child in the 90s. You're really not. I missed a lot, I guess. It's only a space jam. I never saw space jam. Yeah, me neither. Yeah. It was technically a movie.

They're making another one, aren't they? I think so. I've got just like no new ideas anymore. Oh, absolutely none. No, no. No, you can't do that. That's a good for all. This is a trailer for the new Chuckie movie.

I was like, come on. Why? We had a Chuck E movie. We had several of them. Yeah, we did it. We did it. There was a, like, if you look at, we talk about this every now and then in the podcast,

but if you look at like the highest grossing movies of all time worldwide, I think out of the top 10, the only original IP is Avatar. But like you can give Avatar shit for being forgettable. Like people joke about it all the time, but at least it was like an original IP in this list. It's Titanic. I'm sorry, Avatar, Avengers Endgame, Titanic, which it was original, but yeah, I just gave us two of those already. those already star wars the force awakens of interest infinity war Jurassic World That one is real all of the Avengers Furious 7 Avengers Age of Ultron Black Panther. Geez. I've seen very few of those

The freaky thing is when you realize how many of those are owned by Disney now. Yeah, that's like the scares the shit out of me Let's see all of them No, no, no Titanic universal Titanic is a paramount yeah That's like the scares the shit out of it. Let's see all of them. Not all of them. Not Titanic. Universal. Titanic is a paramount. Yeah. Who's paramount?

Is paramount paramount? Paramount. Is it paramount? Fox is Disney. I think it's Disney. Marvel's Disney. Avatar is Disney. Fox.

Which is Disney. Which is now Disney. Yeah. Everybody was like, oh yeah, now they're gonna have the mutants in the cinematic universe. And I was like, yeah, and the fucking mouse kingdom gets stronger. You fools. We have to fight the north together. You lost me.

Winter is coming. I'm just terrified of Disney, okay? Maybe it's because I've never been to a Disney park before and I haven't been like brainwashed and like the magical kingdom. The happiest place on earth. Fuck that. Disney freaks me out, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's, I mean, but they do a lot of things very efficiently. Like when I was heading up events, you know, I was like doing art ex planning. I would, you know, when we would sit down and we think like how are we gonna do this? How are we gonna move people? How are we gonna build this thing? I would always think like, how would Disney do this?

Like, if I was going to a Disney park and I was gonna go to this attraction, what would I see along the way? Or I think about like universal studios, I think about like those big theme parks. Like, how do they do it? How do they entertain people in line? How do they, you know, draw your eye over here,

or over there and force you to look at certain things? They're very good at that. That's why we're gonna have some life-size, blame costumes. We're gonna have a marial costume. You can take pictures with them. Announce it right here. It's gonna be there.

It's not. No, no, let's do that. What are you doing at RTX? That will be there that you can talk about. Well, yeah, so we're gonna be doing, there's all that full-sale stuff. There's gonna be, we're doing the animation festival again, which I'm super stoked about. That's always a good time because it's it's excuse to get in front

of a group of people in my pajamas and eat cereal in those cartoons. We're doing another I think we're doing another intern panel a writing panel. Red versus blue Ruby camp camp. You're pretty busy. I'm always busy man. It's a lot. I think I'm doing less than I did last year though. Are you busy? Are you doing a lot, Ellie? I'm actually not going to be here. That's right. My sister is getting married at the same time as RTX. So, could miss that. It's a convenient excuse. Did you offer her to get married at RTX? Oh man? I feel like she would really have gone for that over like an English countryside wedding. I was like, oh, a convention hall.

Hear me out. Texas is hot. Yeah. But there's air conditioning at the convention center. Oh, nice. No, no, no, no. No, yeah, my sister's getting mad. I just wrote an RTX ad for the radio with that exact.

You're logic. You still work with me. Oh, you're like, Texas is hot. for the radio with that exact. You're logic. You still work with me. Yeah. Give me out, Texas is hot. I used to joke that for efficiency purposes, the convention center, like always has their air conditioning system set to a certain temperature and they have to run it 24 hours a day because if they like turn it down and turn it up, like it's a bit more like electricity. Yeah, it's a lot to.

So then like I would joke when we were doing sales deals in the early days of RTX, like it's written into the contract that we're gonna run the air conditioner at 72 degrees or whatever it was, like 24 hours a day, just to keep it cool. It's like they're doing that anyway. I didn't do anything. That's what they fucking do.

That's like a fucking clever. It's like just like a talking point, like, oh yeah, it's gonna be, it'll definitely be super cool. You're gonna be comfortable when you're not outside. Yes. Oh, what about you, what are you looking forward to at the show this year? I actually think I'm gonna have a pretty chill RTX.

I'm not on any panels and I'm just doing one signing on Friday. So I'm gonna be able to just kind of hang out and walk around and go to some panels. Yeah. So it's nice to like last year I had a two month old baby and tried to do stuff and that was just very, very stressful. So this year, like they'll be in daycare on Friday and I can just enjoy myself. Yeah, yeah. I have a pretty chill schedule too. I'm suspicious of it. Yeah, that's why you're saying you're a peanut. I'm not doing that. I was like, I'm more of the beckosite of things. Anytime someone comes through and now like black people

are doing the last minute plan and is like, hey, can you do this? Like, yes, yes, I'll do that. Like I'm just trying to get in anything I can. God, I just realized normally I try and get a hotel room so I can just be right there and I haven't done that yet. Shit. Ugh.

Ugh, beans. Hey, I know what I'm doing immediately after this show. Trying to figure some things out. I can do this. I can get you a good deal. Oh, beans. Hey, I know what I'm doing immediately after this show. Trying to figure some things out. I can't help it. I can't get you a good deal. Oh, yeah. As long as they're running the air conditioning, it's so much

you go to the entire time. I'll let you control the air conditioning in your own room. Ooh, that's some control. Um, you guys, I have, like, so I'm so excited about this. Next week, my, me and Miles, Max and Christina are going to uh, cancun to celebrate my and Max's birthday. And we have rooms that we have like a pool that we can swim between our rooms.

Oh, nice. It's a balcony pool. And I absolutely, you'll share the pool. Yeah, it's a surprise pool balcony. So we can swim between, we've got this like, it was like 75% off or something on hotels.com. Nice. I was just like, I've never done like a five star experience kind of like all inclusive thing before.

And going with Max, I think he's gonna be a real experience. I'm waiting for like 10 a.m. He's just gonna be like the iceberg. Just roll him, he's like, hey! Hey! I hope he brings a kimono. Like, I'm just something that I really,

I don't want to like put it in his mind. I hope he does it organically. And that I just get that wish fulfilled. I feel like he will acquire a sombrero at some point. Yeah, I can see that. 100%. Yeah. Is that you seeing the future?

Are you back in 2019? Future. Mexican, Beck and Kinsey, Matt. I'm super stoked. Yeah, I've never been to vacation Mexico. I've never done fancy pants resort things. I'm so jazzed. Usually I'm all about an adventuring holiday, backpacking or something like that. It's like a pool and a book has been calling my name. I'm like, am I old? I'm cool with it.

I only went to a cancun once and I stayed in a similar setup where like I walked it. I didn't know that that was a thing. I walked into my room and I walked out into the patio except this one wasn't connected. It was like its own pool on the balcony. And I was like, what the fuck is that? When she told me she was like, yeah, it's all inclusive. And I was like, I've never known what that means exactly. She's like, it means you don't have to pay for food or drink. And I was like, for like how long? Like do you, like a night, like you do like a meal?

Do you guys, no, you don't have to pay for any of it. I was like, no, that's, that can't possibly be true because I'm going to ruin them. If that's the case. This one has a disco and I hope it's like really cheesy. I didn't know. Oh, yes. Oh, you should book.

What's his name? You should book a, you're look alike to be there, to perform. Wait, wait, you see Mexican and Costa Rican? Uh, I don't remember. I know. And I don't wanna offend him. No, I'm not gonna take a shot in the dark. Wait, I think I have his Twitter still pulled.

Oh my God. Yeah, I'm super excited. It's gonna, I'm, it'll probably be like the fanciest place of everything. Which is, yeah, he's Mexican. Which is a different situation than what happened when I was in Ford. Oh yeah. So, so, he's Mexican. Which is a different situation than what happened

when I was in Florida. Oh yeah? So this has nothing to do with full sale. It's not their fault. It's someone else's fault at this company whose name I won't say. He's not there. I'm just shouting and hoping that he knows.

Say it. No, I'm not gonna talk about, oh, I was so close to making it. No. So, we, we, we close to making it. No, I'm gonna go to the next one. So, we, are we drinking massacres? We're going to stay. So like Adam Covick and like Greg Miller,

they were all staying at this like really cool hotel. And the person that arranged our travel was like, you know what? This place is just a little bit farther away and a little bit cheaper. A little bit cheaper or a lot cheaper? Probably a lot cheaper. I was like, and you know what, it seems really cool.

It's like this old historic hotel. I thought that that person has stayed there and was like, you guys are gonna check it out. Not that I know of. Not that I know of. Interesting. So I went into this place and to that person's credit, if you were to look online at this place,

it would look, I don't know if I should say the name of it. I'll leave that to you if you think I should say it or not. I'm gonna type it there and I'll look at it. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. It looked kinda cool. Again, it's in like a very historic part of Florida. And it was like, is an old-ass building. It was a flop house, where essentially people working

on the railroad would just go, and once they were done working on the railroad, they would walk into these rooms and just flop down in their cot and just go sleep. So there's a lot of history there, and we're joking that it was haunted and shit, which you know I love. I believe that should be it.

So. It sounds fancy. Oh wait, is that, that can't be it. That was making a beautiful water. If it looks like an old haunted house That's the place so we got there at one in the morning And we all got out of our cars are really tired Next to this place was a child's toy store and in the front of it in their front window was an adult-sized rabbit suit

Just standing there. So that was our like greeting. Now, Chris Cocquinas had gotten there before myself, Drew, Nadia and Jordan. And he had already met like the staff there and he got up to his room. What's up with you? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, that's it. So we get out of the car, again, one in the morning, I'm here, hey, you guys must be Jordan, Nadia,

Drew and Miles. And we look over and there's this. It's a rabbit. Shib guys must be Jordan, Nadia, Drew and Miles. And we look over and there's this. It's a rabbit. Shipper. No, fuck. And I'd be like, take me home. Sorry, cool. Thanks, but no, thanks. No, so there's this chipper dude standing out there. And he's like, yeah, I met you friend, Christie, came in a few hours earlier, been waiting for you guys to get in. How was the trip? I'm running like, good.

Yeah, I said, well, come on in. We'll go in and it kind of looks like, the lobby looks like what I imagine, just the house from Clue, the board game would look like if it was all just smushed into one room. That's it. Looks like Miao Wolf. It does. So we go in and like smooth jazz is playing and it becomes immediately apparent like this is the only guy on staff that's here this hour

and he's just been devoid of any human contact. And they're like, hi, yeah, he's, that's all these questions. I hear you work for a production company. What's that like, that's cool. Very nice dude, but just like a lot because we're really tired. And the guy like gives us our keys and they're like actual old,

this is actually I thought was cool. It's like an old-ass brass key. We go up this staircase and then it's just like essentially too long-ass hallways. And we're all tired, we're like okay, I'll see you see the morning egg and I can, I can night. I go in my room and I take an immediate survey of what's going on here.

There's a bed with this old wooden bed frame that probably looks like it's from, I don't know, the 12th century. And then there's a computer monitor on like dresser drawer that I guess was the TV. There was like an old wicker chair. Yeah, it was like, it kind of just looked like your basics.

Yeah. And then there was like, wooden doors out to like one long extended balcony that all the rooms shared. And then it was like tiny, tiny porcelain bathroom. And there was like your favorite things was like a Bible, you know, there was the TV remote. And then there was ear plugs, which I thought was really weird.

But I was like, whatever, I'm really fucking tired. And as I'm unpacking my stuff, we're all talking in our like group slack thread. And we're all joking, we're like, oh, watch out for ghosts. Like, ooh, it's really fucking tired. And as I'm unpacking my stuff, we're all talking in our group slack thread. And we're all joking about like, oh, watch out for ghosts. Like, ooh, it's kinda spooky. You can hear things through the walls, what you could. And at one point, Nadi was like,

oh, I found an answer in my bed, be careful. Oh, I get you. And I was like, ha, Nadi, you're hilarious. And then I was getting ready to get in my bed. And I see this little, wormy thing. And I was like, oh, gross. Flick that thing away. And I see another one and this one has wings.

I'm like, wow, what is this? Interesting creature. Fuck you too, flick that away. And then I pulled back the sheets and there was a bunch of these mother fuckers and a bunch of shitted wings all over my bed. And I was like, how much is a bunch? I'd say about 10. Were they maggots? We're gonna get there. I was like, how much is a bunch? I'd say about 10. Were they maggots?

We're gonna get there. I was like, so I text everybody, I'm like, hey, I have like worm creatures in my bed. And everyone's like, ha ha. Wait, really? I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go downstairs and figure this out. So I go down the stairs, I'm scared by like a spooky painting. And the guy's like, hey, what's going on? Did you need some water?

Because they have this whole thing. Like when you go in, you get the wife. I pass away. It's like also you can come down for water at any time. Oh, wow. I think it's that. That's me. And I was like, no actually good on the H2O Sitch.

There's some bugs in my bed. They're not bed bugs, but they are bugs in the bed. And he was like, oh, that doesn't sound good, does it? I was like, no. do you have another room? He's like, oh, yeah, of course, of course, we have one other room across the hall. Let me come up with that one. Oh, I'm like, cool, great.

So he comes up and he picks one up and he goes, oh, these are termites. Well, that shouldn't be there. I'm like, yeah, he goes, now we paid a lot of money last week to get rid of these things. I'm so sorry. There's a lot of wood in this hotel. It's like all wood, dude.

It is 100% wood. And so I'm like, I'm not too angry. It's like he didn't put the bugs there, but I'm also like, fuck this. Please give me another room. So we go across the hall. We open up the room, we check this room. This room seems to show.

So I'm so sorry about that. I mean, it's fine. At this point, it's going on 2 a.m. and I have to be at a work thing in the morning. Thank you very much, have a good night. So I move all my stuff out of the old room, we go into the new room, I'm packing everything, I'm version of the teeth,

all that stuff. And the whole time now, I keep thinking, like I feel things on me, I get that way, but like swarming bugs, I can't do it. I feel like I'm going to be right now. Yeah, no, I hate it. But I'm like, finally it's fine. I'm just gonna, this sleepy town junction, let's go.

Turn on the lights, I get in the bed, and then I feel something in my face, and I slap it away, I turn the light, one of these fucking termites is calling again, and I have video of this too. There's like two or three calling on the pillow, and I don't know what to do, because there's no other rooms at this point.

I take off all the sheets, I kill all the bugs I can, unlike shaking the headboard, trying to figure out where these things are coming from, I look under the bed, I can't, I don't know what's up, and I'm so miserable, I just tell myself, just pretend you're camping. People have slept in worse conditions than this, you'll be fine, just go the fuck to sleep.

It's like 2.30, I finally just deal with it, I close my eyes, I lay my head down, and then the loudest fucking train horn in the goddamn world, blares outside my window, turns out historic train goes right by. The real world workers. The real world workers that use the place of the fall house and suddenly I'm like ear plugs.

There's ear plugs in every single room and the guy had apparently told Drew, oh yeah there's a midnight train that comes through. Sorry about that. It's a Georgia. Yeah. Drew was like, oh well it's 130 so that'll be fine but it wasn't fine because that train came by at 230 and at 430 and at 6 and at 6.30 and at 8.30. And that next morning we all got out and crawled from our holes

and Drew and I had a conversation that we were like, you know, this whole trip, it only lasted like two days. It felt like we were there for two weeks. Like there was both he and I separately had a moment, we talked about breakfast, were we wondered if we died on the plane and gone to hell? Because this weird thing where Drew couldn't find his pants We had a moment, we talked about it breakfast, were we wondered if we died on the plane and gone to hell? Because there was this weird thing where Drew couldn't find his pants

and then was positive that they just disappeared and that there was some sort of, he was being punished for something and he genuinely thought he'd gone to hell and I thought I'd gone to hell. It was a weird trip, you guys. The moon ghost took his pants. The moon ghost took Drew's pants

and we all went to hell. Don't go to Park Plaza in Florida there, I said. Just don't do it. The next day too, I want you to say, did you change rooms the next day? What's up? Well, remember, there were no more rooms. I got the last one, because apparently, everybody wants to come to this place.

The next morning, I was downstairs waiting to like escape and go get coffee and the day shift is now there. And they're like, well, I don't understand. Someone's supposed to be in room 32. Why is no one there? And I catch one of this, I go, hey, I was in room 32 until I got moved because there were termites in the bed. And the guy goes, oh, termites.

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. We just started dealing with that yesterday. And now my mind, I'm like, bullfucking shit. You're a cheery homeboy last night. How did you, you sprayed for these last week, mother fucker. And the guy had the gall to be like, we're so sorry, we're so sorry. Now, we do still have you staying for another two nights.

And I just looked at him and was like, not if I can help it. And they kind of just gave him the smile. I was like, yeah, it was worth a shot trying if we should ask though, yeah. We went to double tree. And then I learned double tree gives you cookie. Yeah, the rest of the trip was great.

Double tree fucking rules. The first couple. Your cheap date miles. It's the cookies. Look man, it's not just anchors, the chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. There's my favorite kind of cookies. Yeah, they're good. The first couple of packs is that we went to, we would stay at a double tree that was kind

of a little further away from the maiden bower, but we would stay there because I would get drunk and then demand cookies from the front desk in the middle of the night. When we got there, it goes down to be like cookies. When we got there, a jury demanded three cookies. He's like, I want three. That's so true. It's very smooth.

He was like, I know who I am, I know what I want. You know the cookies? Overall, that was a good trip. Saved by the double tree and full sale. Nice. All right, let's about time to wrap this up. All right, all right. So I want to thank my guests for joining us this week. Yeah. Thank you for watching and we'll see you guys next time. Peace. Bye. I'm going to play it. Do you like apples?

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