Rooster Teeth Podcast - They Make Inclusive Death Machines - #752

Episode Date: May 24, 2023

Join Griff, Blizz, Andrew Rosas, and Black Krystel as they talk about Gus’s big announcement, making weapons that are inclusive, getting your wisdom teeth removed, and more!  This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays & RTX Austin! -Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. -Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! July 7th-9th  Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Ohieth Podcast. I'm Griff. I'm Blizz. I'm BK. I'm Andrew. And I'm Gus. And this is the second cast. How's it going? Well, well. That's a loaded question. Yeah.

I'm going to start with Andrew actually. How's it going? Just get me. You guys hold that. Oh. How's it going? It's going so good. That's good.

It's great. You wrote a song in like three hours. I'm not going to say what the song was, but there was a meeting in the morning, and then at 4 p.m., 4.50 p.m. on a Friday, you had a full song that you composed recorded, wrote. Okay. To be fair.

What was it about? To be fair. It's a parody song. It's a parody. But you made the backing track as well. It wasn't the OG backing track. It was, okay, I did put it together, but again, it's like, I had something to work with.

It's based on a song. So it's like, you know, you're unsure, there was sheet music, but you still have to play the instruments. Sure, yeah, exactly. But like, it came together pretty quick. Cause again, I had like, I had a template to work with.

There was already a song. Are you not going to leak like them for me? Is this like secret? He's a songstress. And technically we can't play it because we will get DMC it in the end. Yeah, it might appear on something soon. But that won't get DMC it.

Yeah, but anyway, no, I'm doing very well. Thank you, yes. Here's the thing. If I get, if I'm like really inspired by a task, I do it immediately. Like, it's like, oh, I get, that compelled energy where it's like, I'm really hot on an idea, I do it immediately. Like, it's like, oh, I get that compelled energy where it's like, I'm really hot on an idea, so I have to do it.

I do it right now. Yeah, exactly. It's also like the second song you put out that week. Was it? Are you? Or you? That mixed down of the other song, that your old song. Oh, yeah.

Can I ask you a question? Sure. Are you mentally ill? Yeah. Without question. Oh, okay. I just want to make sure, because sometimes, like, mentally illness comes in different ways, honestly.

No, that's one of the boxes you have to check to work here. Like, you think it's like, we do out, but no, get you in. No, yeah. So, yeah, mentally ill, get in here. Yes, you get in here. If you go, well, higher, higher. Yeah, I can't wait. I mean, like, like like diagnosed higher

All questions Leo I had a tumbler Like silver blanket right this way The reason be can I get higher to that's sure that the only reason Tumblr into it she had the and I got hired, so. That's true. That's the only reason. Not true. Tumblr and Twitch, you have the double T's. Yeah. Your TTs. It's like, easy.

Everyone knows us because of our Tumblr. No, no, no, no, see, see, listen, I just need, I need to ask y'all about this. You guys are beefing. We are. We're not beefing. We're not? What else would you call it when you show up to work

in the first question you ask is you know You're like hey, you look like someone who learned how to code off my space. No, okay Is that an insult is that an insult? No, it's a read. It's not a read. You look like you look like you've learned coding at a young age It's a you look like you have a tumbler. I'll fight you Not in what a front-handed compliment I'll fight you. Wow. Are those not insults? What a front-handed compliment.

It's true. You look like you have a tumbler. Oh, stab me. Yeah. Right, right. Oh, you look like you have a tumbler. Oh, cool. Can you tell me what that means about me so I can change it?

Right, that's what I mean. I know. I mean, I need to sell for $5. So I can surgically excise that part of my personal to give that side of me literally a bit. See, even straight up insult. Casted out. That's not a straight up insult.

It just means that you learned coding at a young age. But you could have said that. No, I think I think it will hit you more if I relate to something that you learned coding on. No, no, no, no, you say it. Okay, but did you learn coding on MySpace? No, I learned it on NealPet. Did I say something?

He's also a low key calling you old because he said, he said you learned it on MySpace. I also, someone who learned it on My space. No, I'm going to be a pet. He's also a low-key calling you old because he said you learned it on my space. I also someone who learned it on my space. I learned it on Tumblr as well. No, you copy paste it. Copy paste it. Copy, Tumblr even do shit on my space. Thank you. Thank you. Man. And also there's the CD-like thing. Don't break that. That was weird. What? I think one of my superpowers here at RT is Drama mess. He's a messy bitch. I'm like I wouldn't say I'm the Loki of RT cuz that's Armando no Mondo's the Loki if there's like a hero that just comes up and it's automatically drama You're a villain that comes up is all you know you're the Thanos who's collecting country controversy like fucking who's collecting controversy is like fucking infinity style. What do I have? The downfall of STF.

STF and then cookie gate. Cookie gate. This age office, age office, this gate. I just need one more than I'm literally going to snap. I'm completely awake. It's going to be over. What did it cost you? Every day.

What did it cost you three months? Seven months. Oh my God. So basically what it was is that Blizz, actually I'm like, I'm, I'm like, I'm, I'm like, I'm, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm trying to get you in that mindset. You have a PlayStation one. You're the age that you were when you got a PlayStation one. You put it in disc unreadable. You look at it. It's a little smudgy smudge. How are you going to clean it off? With a shirt.

What's your second option? I've got to act it out. I need to see. You know what I mean? I can pretend this is it. Yeah. Okay. Say your shirtless, you have no fabric. What's your second go to? I have a PlayStation 2, so yes, I am shirtless.

What is your second? You bring the second thing you bring. Oh, it didn't come off. It didn't come off. What do you do next? Spit on it. He licks it first. Shit.

He licks it first. He licks it with his tongue. Psychotic. No, I feel like it's not really understanding. I feel like you're not sure. No, Andrew. Okay, so what you're gonna do is like, no, and then, oh, no, no, the phone is even worse because your hands touch that all fucking down. I know that goes out of the bathroom with you Jesus Christ I Be honest I eat ass if I if that's not killing me, but I'm fine It's that's not killing us. Yeah, I heard that you went viral this week I was trending on Twitter. What did I do? So I went to LA to go to my friends

L.A. to go to my friend's divorce aversary party. She was one year divorced. Yeah, I've been on a divorce boat before. That's so cool. I never heard of it. Yeah, divorce boat, she almost crashed it. It was awesome. I've never been to an event like that and I said, fuck it, I'm gonna go to L.A.

I'm gonna go hang out with pals. Met a lot of amazing people. A good friend of mine, Crank Gameplays. He just recently changed his name to Ethan Nuster on Twitter. What's with why? What's that? Well, so Crank Gameplays, he did like a lot of gameplay stuff on YouTube. Yeah. And people probably know him from Onus Anis, Markiplier thing, Onus Anis. Sure. But I went to a party and he made a joke about kissing him and I said, sure, I'll kiss you. K-M-Less. Right, exactly, Lise.

Is it gay to kiss the homeless? Man, that'd be so funny if we kissed, like, it would be so funny. And I would totally be in on the joke. If we like so funny if we kiss, so I make that joke and he's like, let's do it, someone gets the camera ready. I don't know if we have a picture already.

Yeah, there it is. Oh my god, the heavy. Yeah, so I didn't think I was gonna be like that big of a deal. Yeah, that was a full kiss. Yeah, that's kind of a, that's like all good. Like you pull like you're pulling each other. That vase has disappeared.

Yeah, that handle stick is gone. It is now two people killed. Yeah, that's not 6040, that was 100 full four. Also congrats on the Jolin. Thank you. Oh yeah, the thing is. The sluddiest episode of RT pod. No, so far. That was 100 full four also congrats on the jawline. Thank you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the thing is sluddiest episode of RT pod. No so far so far. I mean between me and or doing our two thin gold sluddy changes I'm you kissing a twitch humor. Yeah, pretty slutty in here. Yeah, we can't we just stuff it up

You just step it up. Oh, Can we can we fly it? Can we fly in a just a thin gold chain? Yeah, I want to be like tight. I want to know that choker now that I want to be a change No, I think I don't want you to be a part of our tea pot. So I'm gonna get you a chain Yeah, I got you I got you but we ended up I'm kissing the post the picture went out because the person who posted it was like, I'm drunk, I'm doing this and I was like, go ahead. And then I woke up the next morning with 60K likes and 3 million impressions.

Oh. A hashtag. Oh, I was like, let's get. So now, hey, if there's any internet celebrities that need to kiss raging bisexual, you need to prove you're not homophobic. You gotta kiss me. You gotta kiss me. You gotta kiss me to prove you're not.

You gotta kiss me booth at RTS. Yeah, RTS, KISS MOVING. Yeah, you're right here. That is the most COVID thing I've ever had. Exactly. Definitely not allowed. No, no, no. We're gonna start a new variant here at RCX.

Oh, the RTEX variant. Yeah. They're gonna dash instead of sorry. I just, I just feel like the moral, the moral dubious, the dubiously moral nature of a kissing booth also is so fifties of just like, we got a bunch of brads and we put them in here and give us a nickel to get the kiss right

exactly like oh weird oh there oh thank you I feel like I know no I feel like this is kind of yeah Yeah, we fly in some sort of ball gag. That would honestly. Can we get, wait, wait, can we get one of Chris and Blaine's gimp suits? Do we have the, and are they already pre-talked? They're usually pre-talked. Oh, you didn't look so bad.

Oh my God. You really got to talc those things. That's why I showed you that. So I like perfumes since it was Andrew. So we talk about it a lot. And I was telling him about this one perfume that's supposedly based on Tom of Finland, which is a cartoonist who draws big, buffy gay,

most deaddies. And like leather. And I was in leather and like pink. And I was like, how do you think this is gonna smell? It's the only place you'll see a cop with a huge penis. Yeah, yeah. And your imagination and in Tomofinlin art. Yeah.

And, oh, yeah. Have you not heard of? You not know Tomofinlin? I don't do real people. They're not. They're drones. What are they like of people? No.

Like of cartoons. They're cartoons. Or are they original? They're illustrated human beings. They're archetypes. Okay. It's like how, it's like a full-of-the-world tumbler if they had been around.

Oh, absolutely. It had been around in the internet. It would've been them instead of noodles and beef. I'm not like cute, satsi robots. Nope, it's not that. It's big hairy buff sweaty man. These are big. I'll show you later.

Look at that. He's got it. So off that description. No, his favorite's folder. Yeah. Please don't show it in time. I'm gonna show you. Off that description, you think it smells like the notes say leather and like talc and like

sweat. And then you spray it and it's just like baby powder and lemons. So. He can just show me that type of thing. Yeah, I don't know why the lemons, it's burgamot actually. Yeah, it's just like, it's like burgamot and baby powders all it smells like. It would probably be like a leather musk.

And like maybe a little bit of cedar, it's not masculine, it's very feminine. Yeah, it's a huge letdown. There we go. It's like, it's like viker leather daddy dude. What is that? Can we get it? Can we get it?

I don't think we should. I don't think we should. I don't we get it? I don't think you should. I don't think you should. I don't think you should. I don't think you should. You're not always naked. Don't go all the way down. Do you not go all the way down?

They're not always naked. No, it doesn't need to be naked. No, no, no. That's right. They don't need to be naked because they're like engorged members are put in full. Yeah. It's the lotion bottle challenge every day.

Oh my god, that challenge is ridiculous. I'm okay. You remember what? I'm surprised you haven't done it's the lotion bottle challenge. Every day. Oh my god. That challenge is ridiculous. I'm okay. Remember what? I'm surprised you haven't done it. A lotion bottle challenge lotion. But when you like you know the shelf. Yeah, explain it. Have you? I know the channel.

There's a trend on Twitter where there was a trend on Twitter where people were bored. It was during COVID. Uh huh. It was can you balance a shampoo bottle or a lotion bottle with your dick? So hear me out. Not out, not like out. You rang underwear. You push it to the side and. Well, somewhere out. Is it a table? Is it a table? Is it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I was. Oh, man, I should try that. I should. I try. Can I be honest?

Is this a safe space? Yeah. I tried it. I tried it. Oh, no, I did not post. Oh my god, I have a reputation. Interesting. So it's like you've done it, right? Real self with the post is. Oh, or real self with the post is.

I'm done for the year. I'm done for the year to work. Can I say I'm super excited for RTX? Because I think this might be the sluddiest RTX. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, we were talking about that. Oh, yeah, we were talking about that. Oh, yeah, without that. Without that.

I was talking because I was talking to Blizz because he texted me at 2am saying he's going to start getting back in the gym, which is the hours he usually is in the gym. So that made sense to me. Right. And I was like, yeah, I've been back at it. Michael's fucking shredded. Michael's shredded. He's the stop.

Alfredo's got a tonal now. So he's going to get shredded too. And I was like, this might be like the beefiest RT's ever gonna be. Yeah. It's like pound for pound muscle lifting capabilities. I think we are the strongest we've ever been. I think, yeah, RT is getting to the point where RT

can lift RT. But we can lift ourselves as a company. Yes, absolutely. Do you think Plain cries himself to sleep? I think I used to be the only one. About Legels. It's a physique. You know, it used to be me.

Because Michael has gotten shredded. And Blaine was going to be beefy. Blaine's got masks. Yeah, Blaine was going to be beefy. I want to be Blaine when I grow up. Yeah, I want to be Michael when I grow up. Okay, that makes sense. Just like that makes sense. Brr. Yeah, that's not what your style goal was.

What I said, you want to look like you sell coke in Italy or some shit? Oh, no, I said Cuban drug dealer. That's what I said. You want to look like a Cuban drug dealer. Poppy for Miami. That's what I said. Okay, yeah. I'm the thing.

I'm the thing. All of my pants are linen now. Oh, yeah, linen pants. You need the Cuban camp collar. I got so many camp collars This is I'm currently moving my house around so all of my clothes are in boxes Otherwise, I would have to full fit but all I could find is this closest thing So the chain is good. It's a chain is always on my nightstand. I think everyone like every like department should go to change We should all get it. It's a good chain. It's always on my nightstand. I think everyone, like every like department should get a chain. We should all get a chain. Definitely not this one though. No.

That's not the best of broadcast chain. It's a broadcast chain. It's a broadcast chain. They chain you up here every time you come. So, uh, so I got like a box of things for my dad when he passed away. And it was like an old box. Like, I mean, like literally his Malibu Grand Prix,

like go-kart driver's license from 25, just like a bunch of old stuff. And two of the things in this box were this, gold chain, this is my dad's gold chain, the other thing, switch blade. Hell yeah. Fire. And that's such a dad thing.

Just like, from being like a fucking street punk on the streets of the right house. Yeah, my God. Angel, how old are you? Why are you 18? I'm not 18. All you do is make people feel old. No, we get it.

You're the youngest one here on the couch. All right. Bitch voice and it makes it sound like I'm being sarcastic. You do have resting babies. You're also a male Pisces. Yeah, explain what that means. What the male manipulative is. Can I tell you how old? Can I tell Andrew how old I think?

Yeah, go for it. Okay. Look at this headline. It's immaculate. Look how they can lusciously share. No, I think you do. Andrew, how luscious is this? Andrews, you get pussed.

Like that's, you give me vibes of like you get pussed. Well, Andrew fuxx. Yeah, you give me you fuck vibes. And I love that for you. Thank you. I would say you're like 32. You're a virgin, you, that is so nice. Sound off in Thank you. I would say you're like So nice sound off in the chat. I it's gonna be no, actually don't

I my my fragile ego can't take out of the comedian for Christy I'm 38 okay, no way Bitch that's how I feel about John Every time John tells me his age, I black out and I forget it. But all 36. He's 38. 38? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but the thing is, both John, Rice and her and I have fantastic hair lines.

They have fantastic hair lines for age. So, we're all on here. Oh, fantastic hair. Do you start losing your hair at 30? No, men lose their hair at like 22. They, I start thinning at like 22 sometimes, yeah. Yeah, there, there's like five, I was told like there's five year age markers.

So by, if by 25 you're like losing your hair, it's gonna be got like pretty much like gone by. Gone when you're already. It explains where my dad's bald. Yeah, yeah. So you like get really indicators. So like if you, if you still got like a pretty much like full head of hair

by, by 40, you're, you're, you can, you're good. probably have it pretty, it's just gonna go bone white, which I'm looking forward to. I hate that's halfway between. You got your randoms. I like, yeah.

So is that why you were hat all the time? Yeah, it's in bold. You didn't know that? Yeah, I'm just bold. I've never seen him with that. I took away hat off in front of John. You didn't know Crazy I shaved my head. I just go

I brought it. I just go rock. He does the full energy. You've got a mixy again. Go to back excellent jawline fantastic It can rock a ball look your your skull sheep is I am So what a pick I am so lucky that I do have hair because man a lot that personality of ass the Trash absolute I mean I'm love a what you I mean if I'm surprised I'm surprised I didn't ask you to answer my question three like a total troll But Can not support a bald head I don't care anyone I don't care anyone at arti says I

Literally everyone at this company says you're funny I don't care what I don't care what my 40 person group I don't care what my 40 person group. Yes. You are. I need a 40 person group title of Andrews. Shit. Look, if there's 100 people in the room, 99 of them said you weren't funny, but me.

But I was the other one. I know what I am. I said you're funny. I said you're funny. I was the lone voice. I stood out above the crowd and said, no, he is funny. Oh, God. Oh, God, that's so old man. But yeah, we're learning a lot about men today.

Interesting, weird. I'm taking notes. They're on anomaly to me. Yeah, we're like, we have emotion problems. Yeah. We don't know how to ask for help when I need it. We don't know how to read maps, but we think we do. It's okay if you don't. I don't. I can maps but we think we do it's okay if you don't I

don't I can't read a map I still I still do you feel still work if my okay that's a problem you know what you look like someone who has the auto quest fine on when you play a video game in an open world I'm gonna be completely honest with you I don't know what you just said oh wait no never mind you like track quest and it's a little line and adventure goes, yeah. Where would you get that? Adventure, Lori, exploration. I do that for, I turn that shit off. I turn that shit off for like red dead too. That was like the best game. I don't want to get lost.

I totally memorize the sky room. I want to get in. Like I can do that like blindfolded. I can count steps at this point. From the beginning of the game, it's crazy. I have over over the three generations of consoles that that game has been on. I probably have thousands thousand hours. Maybe it's it's you get like I per fixated on games every last

sometimes like start to valley had you in a choke. Just just buy the throat like a thing roll chain. You send me messages at three a.m. and I'm like what are you doing? I'm like I'm like I'm trying to get I'm like I'm trying to get to the winner. What are you talking? Trying to get say winter is coming. You can't plant in the winter. I got to prepare like I'm getting paid for these animals. I will say because of inside gaming I've learned so much about video games. Yeah. Yeah. And not that I've like you got like inside the games? Yeah, I got inside the game. Up and then game guts. Again, all up and on.

Just roll in. It might be the sluddy stuff. Yeah, it's like, you know, you're a raw dog in game data. Yeah. He's fully putting PlayStation just into a computer, trying to read the data, read the programming. I've learned so much. Like, like, Nesks and putting it read the programming. I've learned so much. He's putting him in the computer.

It's how you data mine. I'm not being able to pull it. I'm not getting close. Oh my god. Just a baby powder. What? What's that trick? What's it like?

What's it like? What's it like? Oh, the butt of the joke. Everything. It's finally some people. I'm on my side. What do you mean it's not correct? I'm on my side.

BK, I've always been on your side. Sorry, I couldn't say it. You couldn't even say it. Couldn't I say something? Can I say something? I'm always calling him a male manipulative because he's a male Pisces. And female Pisces are also manipulators.

But here's the thing, a female Pisces believes what she's saying. So she doesn't think she's doing it. A male Pisces knows he's doing it and is gaslighting you. And that's the difference. I don't like even gaslight though. Don't even finish that sentence. You literally gaslighted me in the kitchen the other day.

You don't even know what gaslighting is. Oh my God. Oh. Oh man. I'm joking everyone. I joke egg. Obviously let's gaslighting I know what it is It is I'm so I'm so glad you're I'm glad you're in a different office. That's only

Separated by a broken glass sliding door. Wow God, oh, can I promise something? Yeah Hi everyone, so something cool that's going to be happening soon. Next week? Right. I don't know who you're going to ask. Next week? I'm talking ants.

I didn't know what's going on. I don't know what gasoline is. I don't know what we're doing next week. You've fully changed your reality. So I don't know. I don't know anything. So on May 30, 30 starting May 30th from seven, note from three to seven PM CST,

we are going to be streaming on Twitch. Inside gaming we'll be streaming on Twitch exclusively. Woo. You will get to see BK Jack and I. I can see BK doing what? Plan video games and every thing else adjacent. I can say something. Can I say something?

I think you need to change the order to me, BK and Jack. You can see BK Jack and I. That is what Paul said. If we had to re-play machine on, you'd be running a house. Can I go back? Jack needs to go at the end. Yeah, yeah Can I go back Jack needs to go at the end. Okay. Yeah, let me Rewant pause everyone Jack okay there that one okay, you're gonna see Jack me be care All right, I have something that I need to promote Roll away, you're gonna see be K jack me

All right, I have something that I need to promote, Roe Puik. You're gonna see BK Jack me. And you're gonna see that all. You're gonna see BK Jack me. You can see BK Jack me every day on Twitch from 3 to 7. Live, live. Let me do this. 1080p baby. Okay, so gamers, what I want you to do, if you're not already on the Twitch,

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what the stream on the 30th is. And what is it? Because I don't know. Has anyone told you? No, I don't know if we were supposed to talk about it. You don't want to talk about the list of the only reason. This is the only reason. Talk about it. It do want to talk about the little, the only reason I'm interested in me is because you can't admit that you're wrong about licking the back

of the PS2 disc. You can't admit it. Okay, here's the thing. I go angry. Okay, here's the thing. I would back down. I would back down. But if people did not agree with me in the comments,

if if Chris D'Marris didn't agree with me in the comments, if Christa Maris didn't agree with me in the comments, if Blaine Gibson didn't agree with me in the comments. Are the comments real life or? I'm sorry, yeah, I guess real life, I don't know. Comments are also, I guess, real life. I'm just saying, and our trade. Yeah, I apologize. We just need an official form.

We need to settle this debacle. Listen, if I wasn't fully backed up by a anonymous group of people online I Would I would not be a coward I would have all that George Soros comments. I would absolutely I thought you met anonymous was coming after you and I was like no What did you do Andrew? We need to talk a little bit more about that. I think that needs to be the focus. Speaking of controversy. More? Yes.

And we were. I have a question for the group here and the viewers at home. How do you tie your shoes? What do you mean? How do you tie your shoes? My human to do it now? Yeah, how do you tie your shoes? There's so much of how you don't know how you tie.

I mean, there's a bunch of sawdust on my shoes that just like. I do like bunny ears. Bunny ears. Okay, so check this out. This is what I do. Uh huh. Obviously the cross. Yeah, cross.

I go in here. We go this way. Oh, so you do the loop. But here, but here watch this. Take this loop back under. It will never come on time. That's crazy. It will never come on time.

But now you're not as also slanted. Don't worry about it. I just put it. I just go there. I usually come time. That's crazy. It will never come on time. Now your knot is also slanted. Don't worry about it I just put it usually come out across. Okay, you do the cross under Titan You do the loop to the full sir you do bunny ears. I do bunny ears. I do always comes out though That's why I'm sick. That's why you got to like do the other the other loop I don't know back and I had a compry hand the loop do loop and pull yeah, I don't understand I can't I can't run how to comprehend the loop and pull yeah, I don't understand I can't comprehend it. I can't even back

I cannot comprehend it it does not my hand does not compute that's what I Got pay on my shoe. I feel sorry for that was blood and I wasn't gonna point it out Blood would be darker. It's Not that I know it I mean, it's more zoom in to you can. Can you excuse me? I sell them now. That was a joke, but also like, oh, you didn't get the memo.

So you're the thumbnail. You didn't get the memo. I didn't get the memo. Am I just stop? Are you even, are you even gay? I've never seen you in a white shoe. Are you even, how do you even ever? Was that man you kissed?

Was that Photoshop? Have you ever even kissed them? Have I ever kissed them? Have you ever you kissed? Was that Photoshop? Have I ever kissed the man? I've been sucking dick for real. I don't know what you want from me. No, someone, so the fun. The funny thing is with that post though, someone was like, is he queerbaiting?

Is he queerbaiting? And the ones who songs are about fucking men. No, no, they said that about me. Is this queer bait And I you are you're giving us false promises That I kiss it's no no, it's you're you're you're bringing them so you're they you're baiting the hope that maybe this Man might not maybe this maybe this man will kiss me He kisses like he's kissing people on videos before. So that's one way. This man, I've seen him kiss someone,

which means he could kiss me. I think that's what the promise is that you're giving. But also, I'm sorry, why is that bad? So queer bathing is usually a term that is used against companies that will like, you'll see it in June. In like media. They'll change their logo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To try to get into words of serpents. We hear it Raytheon. Oh. We're at Raytheon. Oh, I love the Raytheon. The Raytheon putting the inclusive gay flag on their Twitter. I mean, I mean, as a company that makes like nuclear warheads, like they make, they make war machines. They make the drones that like blow up people

in the Middle East at like weddings. Sure, they still have that rainbow filter. There's, there's like four companies. It's like Raytheon Lockheed Martin, like all these companies that like, in Wells Fargo. And yeah, they love a Pride parade. They all have, they all have Twitter

and they all make a, a machines of death. And then around Pride Month, they all like have their like rainbow like black. Their their their machines are inclusive. They know the skirmann eight. Yeah, they kill everybody. Listen, look on a night vision camera a halfway above Khanahar. They everyone looks the same. You can't tell who's kissing you so high up. You can't tell through the how listen the technology is good but the night vision is still grainy. So grainy. So grainy. Yeah. Coming in who's kissing you so high up. You can't talk through the, how, listen, the technology is good, but the night vision's still grainy.

So grainy. So grainy. Oh my God. Coming in through 30, 60. Um, allies. But with queer bathing, I guess a good example of that would be like teen wolf. There was like two Dylan Ryan and that one guy.

The tension, uh, the tension between that. All of the men on supernatural. I guess I was, I've never seen it. Oh, why would you get, no, no, yeah, yeah. I've never seen it, but I was on Tumblr during Super Who Lock Times. I'm still watching. Just like really edging the sexual tension.

Yeah, yeah, just like, just like brothers. Just like, like, okay, so like, imagine like Blizz is about to like go into like a dangerous situation and I am his male best friend. And I go, and it's like, oh,

and it's like, oh, and he's in my face. And then they like, one of their hands best friend. And I go, please don't. And it's like, oh. And it's like, oh. And he's like, my face. And then they like, one of their hands and pull back, and I go, it's fine. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, in the close up of one of them, one of them glances to the lips.

Yes, the down, it's a downward game. It's a downward game, down, up. It's a downward game, down, up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're drawing a heart for my face. So it's, yeah, it's down up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're drawing a heart for eyes on my face. So it's literally that. It's literally that. So it's like that.

These are actively choices that are like screaming. Oh, they know. Yes. Like, yeah. And then they never do. They never do. I feel like that's the meaning. Yeah.

I think in this situation, just kiss your homies if you want to kiss your homies. Just kiss your homies. That old concept killed Sherlock, a great show that like literally had to stop because in the long run. Oh, so obsessed. Yeah, that was really? That was the lock and super-who lock. Oh.

So cringe. So cringe, so cringe. Ooh, I miss it. I miss it, simpler times. We're coming up in surprise months and I'm super excited about that too. Ew. Why? Yeah. I'm excited, and I'm super excited about that too. Yeah.

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What do you think it is? I don't know, like shirts, I feel like you're saying shirts and it's not shirts and it's like nipple tassels. No, it's a shirt. No, it's a shirt. Anyone can wear nipple tassels. Yeah, I'm wearing something. I'm wearing something.

Are you saying that Andrew doesn't have nipple? Yeah. And that is not, whoa. Wild. Keep Andrews nipples out of the... Out of the blue. Why are you kidding? Andrew, like, he's some kind of Kyle XY. That's crazy.

I'm calling him a test tube. That's wild. That's so fucked up. He has a belly button too. No. I've been saying that's what I'm assuming. Like, I can't do the most. So my mind immediately went to like...

Her pride shirt. Does it mean shirt? You think that I would that me and bliss would be the most for pride. I've never done anything. I've never seen this is the year. I know it is. I've never supported the community.

I'm doing a one time and then we wanted to do it. Anyways, y'all would love it. I've never supported the community once. I've never seen what. I've never supported the community once. The queer community. I was the opposite of an owl. I'm his adversary.

I'm a queer adversary. The opposite of an owl. I'm his adversary. I'm a queer adversary. We support gay people. To a point. To a point. To a point. To a point. To a point.

To a point. Are you still in the different castles coming in June to the Pride collection? It's a plot plot. God. One thing. It was just his rooster and teeth. It was just his rooster and teeth

What did I imagine can I talk can I say something talk through it? Okay, okay Okay, imagine the the RT logo how it has the hole that just being a bully hold up point I'm sorry. I just mind my mind went whole You might not always go to hole I Came at just the right time I just, my mind went whole. Oh. You mind always goes whole. I came at just the right time. So to speak, what happened? Speaking of holes. Yes. Oh, I have no segue.

I hate. So, my mom, I had Brandon got water when you were talking about this white tea that you guys were looking for. Yeah, yeah. And then we, well, we didn't want to spoil it. So then I guessed. But then she guessed and she was like nipple tassels. Well, I was like, mate, I think there's

so ridiculous that they're saying it's a shirt, but it's not a shirt, that's crazy. No, it's a show. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I went, and my mind just saw a photo album of potential tops. We can't think you're getting gasslet. Yeah, not the time.

I promise. I can't believe any. My reality is liar. It's like the Matrix or key okay, it's like the same time We got we got we got escape the maybe we got matching tops for RTX. Oh cool shirts So what are you getting us for pride? That's a top So what are you getting us for pride? Magic tops

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I know. I'm here. It's so crazy. Yeah, I'm never gonna invite a bad. Oh no. I can't believe this is my last episode. I know, say it. Like that's so crazy. Yeah, I'm never going to invite a bad. Oh, no, I'm sad. Hey, let us know in the comments if you want us to come back. Yeah, who am I? Well, that was a great show.

Yeah, yeah. They said we'd have to go. Do you want us back? That's so great. Singer comments say, blizzes the bottom. That's great. That's my fault. That comments say, blizzes the bottom. So that's my fault. I walked in every day. And so work and I get called the bottom.

I started that. That's fully me bullying you. And I don't apologize. Actually, I was gonna see I'm sorry. I'm done. And I walk in and work every day. I have to listen to I am play sad boy music on repeat. I was in the Frankl's fan and I got sad boy.

You know, that's what he works out to you. Yeah, I do he works out the sad music because you work out harder if You know, like yeah, it's like she broke your heart. You would work out like harder There's a I have a play I have a playlist that I have gotten every PR to you since I started working out again And it's just called it's just called it's just called, it's just called, it's just called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called,

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They're like I think surely like me as politely Do you have do you have a a typical like workout song on your do you have like a just a left field thing? That's like what the fuck is this doing on your workout mix? I can tell you mine. Let's hear it. It's a I'm begging, begging you. Would you love an answer, then? Yeah, begging by main skin. I have that but that sounds like the other songs. So it's not out of the pocket. It's supposed to like a cover. It's a cover, but I love it though. Oh, I was talking about the one by that band.

Main skin. Yeah, main skin. Yeah, that's a cover. That's a cover? Yeah. Oh, I was talking about the one by that band. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. I Covered cover. Yeah. Oh, it is a cover. Yeah. It's a cover. Yeah. It's a really good cover though. It is a cover. I think my out of pocket one is either Call me maybe by Carly R. Jepsen or I mean, that's a fucking jam What are you but not to work out? I have it. I have it on there for cardio, but I don't do cardio anymore Oh, it's not good, because it's a tempo song. Not good to live too. And also, a dance, was it a dance with somebody by Whitney Houston? Hell yeah.

That's on there, does not fit any, the rest is, that's a tempo song. That's a kiss, that's a recording song. Everything else is like, I wanna do hood shit with my friends music. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, every other song is just like, it's just like, it's just, it's just, if you had a walk song, it's just like, it's just like, it's just, it's just,

if you got a walkman, you'd hit bass boost. Right, it's about what you're doing. It's all black air force, it's all black air force music. Yeah. It's like black air force. I'm about to rap somebody. It's like, he's the ATL's building. Oh, okay, now I know.

Yeah. Now I'm where you are. I was like, oh, okay. It's jump out music. Yeah, yeah. Makes sense, I'm excited. My thing is like, because I like method act in the gym. You're acting in oh, okay. It's jump out music. Yeah. Makes sense. I think. My thing is like, because I like method act in the gym.

You're acting in the what do you mean? Yeah. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, hear me out, hear me out. Because I talked about it earlier. I was like, she broke my heart. Like pretend you're walking into the gym and like you were dating the whole whole thing. Who is she? I don't know.

I, because, who are you picturing? Who are you picturing? I'm picturing. Is it just like the essence of a woman? Just like the idea of femininity? You're just having a perfume commercial, right? Yeah. The essence of a woman.

And I'm gonna win her back by lifting these games. I see, my, my, my, my left hand, my, my left field, my left field workout mix song is also a sad boy music. It's the Smiths. There is a light that never goes out. There's, it's like straight up more, see sad boy music. It's the Smiths. There is a light that never goes out. There's, it's like straight up morsey sad boy music. That's like, I'm just like,

the people that never go for something. The options are either you, you work out like you just got broken up with, or you work out like you're trying to fuck someone else's girlfriend. Yeah, and those are the two, those are the only two options. But those, but it's a mix,

because I have the same, like, that's my, that's my left field field off because the rest of it is just like You know hip hop and stuff like it is like I have my money great song Very aggressive. I don't like use my legs To do Like you know, you can't make it literally poured everywhere. She got yeah I think it's carried or handstand walks everywhere she goes.

But the only thing I can compare what y'all they're talking about, is my play is the Listen To, and I'm grinding on Call of Duty. I didn't think that was how that sentence was going to end. So what is the genre of that? It's like, medical or screamo, like I'm going to punch someone and cry while I'm doing it. Okay. Like, kill somebody. This is not the other playlist, theremel, like I'm gonna punch someone and cry while I'm doing it. Okay. Like, kill somebody. This is not the other playlist,

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But I know, it's okay. And I like journaled about it. I know it's totally okay that you're fucking wanna be gay, right? Yeah, we can. Yeah. Totally fine. You're just like, don't wanna how to play for real.

Like, you could like try harder. You should be able to put up with it. I said it was fine. you could use your controller. It'll make it easier for me. See, so that's the energy that comes out. And I'm like, huh? Well, I mean, it's just, they talk so much, first of all, I don't even know who this person is.

You don't, you don't need, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna let this person. Hold on, hold on, that's not the first in that. That's not the first in that. That I got upset about. I said, hey, do you know John Smith? And you were like, I have, Oh, I have a book on it.

You were like, I have no idea who this person is. And I said, but that's what I love him. I was like, he's so funny, like John Smith. That's you spend a lot of funny things. And you were like, I've never had that. I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, who he is, bumble, the B's ass. I'm like, the B's ass.

Yeah. BK uses the Yonsay filter whenever she games from you know you know You know this is a deep cut you know homecoming when she does I've been on and it's like the deep voice yeah That's BK's voice modulator chat. We need to get we need this is even time. This is the air. This is dark BK This is like we need the laser eyes That's the thumbnail. The starly BK. So it's garlic BK. Wait, that'd be kind of sick though.

We all had our like superhero equivalent. It's actually you should see me on my all-to-count though. I'm sorry. My all-to-count. My all-to-count? And you mean white crystal with a C? Shilpa book. Oh, are you lying?

I'm not. Oh shit. Look at how any fact checks. Yeah. with a C. Shilpa book. Are you lying? I'm not. Oh shit. Look at out any fact checks. Let's go to the tape. You guys talk about my show. Talk about her privilege. Oh man.

I'm so scared. I think we need to look at out. What crystal has been kicked out of multiple paneries. It's just a compilation of her asking for the manager and screaming at baristas. Yeah. Yes. Oh for sure. Oh my God. I need why need us to go to LA so you can meet fun house. Okay. I feel like you haven't met everyone. I don't, we've played with these people, and I recognize some voice. Why is that so new?

Like you were questioning their humanity and these people. I don't know, I know some of their voices, but like some of them I don't know. All I know is that they want to get smacked and catch this work in whatever game we're playing and I'll deliver. You thought I was the drama.

Actually, that makes sense while we both are inside. It makes sense. Never mind. It's all coming together. It's all coming together. You know how I was a bad influence for Gus? Yeah. This is kind of like, it's two bad influences

to get stuff together. How are you a bad influence for Gus? Have you ever heard Gus say pussy slay? That's what I've never said before. Oh yeah, no, yeah, can we get it? Do we have it? Pussy slay. There it is. Yeah.

That's real? That's what? Yeah, oh, him, him, that's staring on him. Yeah, that's bliss. Because he's Gen Z. He's Gen Z Gus. He says things like pussy slay and I make him drink taro bubble teas. And he's like, the sweetest thing is that because like Gus delivers

everything with kind of his the same inflection and intonation that like it has none of the sauce required to have that's all the juice required to say that so like that puts these like sounds like AI like it sounds like a I generated Gus there's something else he said that also has that same thing where it's it's it's a very ridiculous thing he's saying but it's said as Gus so it's just like Remember but it was it was a more Gen Z Slang yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bus in bus Oh, yeah, he'd be like this is bus in It's like why are you saying that this is bus in no cap?

Yeah, no, it's exactly Help so also be okay. we have Jack saying pussy sleigh too. That's so cool. What would be even cooler if you could email that to me, because I have a collection of everyone's favorite. It's for your, for your, I have Jack. Stream deck. Yeah.

I have Jeff, I have Barbara, I have guys. Really? Yeah, I have a collection of people. It's gotta be, I have several ways. He's a good folder, it just says RT pussy sleigh. Oh. And it's just these audio clips and inflexy. I need to get clean. I need. Okay.

So audio. I want to get clean reads of everyone's sang this for us. Yeah. Like, I'm a book studio time for that. Yeah. Just have people like rotate in. Yeah. No, we need everyone books five and then a choir. Set up the beer.

Set up the beer. Get the beer. Open it. Okay. And then just look at your prompter. Yeah, that's the line. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Pussy Slay. Yeah. This is then pussy Slay.

Where it is, can you do it in the Ruby voice? Yeah. What is he gonna hear? Yes. Okay, and Barbara next one more time. And then the Barbara as Yang. As Yang. Please, please.

Oh, so I have mouth holes now. Oh my god. Yeah, you got your wisdom teeth. Yeah, I got my wisdom teeth. I was at that. It like that. My pulse were processing. Why would you?

Cause I have a hole in my mouth. Are you irrigating your holes? I'm piphon that shit. You got to irrigate your holes daily or they will. You get dry socket. You get dry socket. I don't have, I didn't get dry socket during it, but I went through the procedure and I had Blaine and Armando drop me off and pick me up. Why both? Like one drop off one pickup or just both of them. Just two big men. Sorry, two big men carrying your, your fucking trucked up body. Sometimes you just want big men to carry you.

you're you're fucking your dope body. Sometimes you just want big men to carry you. Yeah, it's big for me to go to God's ears. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I want to listen. Sometimes you're gonna be talking about Tom the film. Yeah, I get it. Sometimes I want two motorist. I sometimes I want two motorcycle men with with with with ball just ball just that are testing the tensile strength of

the leather pants there. And like, I mean, unbomb, defying the laws of physics. So that's what you want them to cradle you. Figuratively and literally. Yeah, they want their cycles. Exactly. Yeah, and that's all I wanted, but they just, they took me there and they kept saying,

hey, everything's gonna be okay. And I have like, I have anxiety when it comes to surgery sometimes, because anesthesia, I metabolize it a lot quicker. Oh so you didn't want to wake up during? No yeah basically. You're pretty like yeah. I'm also like terrified of dentists so I'm already like super scared. I said well I was like hey by the way I told the nurse I said I metabolize anesthesia like very quick. Me too. Don't worry about that like we will have enough for you and I said Okay, and then I woke up like at the end at the at this last two

Then I was too afraid to say anything so I kept my eyes shut you didn't say anything no because I was scared I was I was screaming I was scream I would have I got it would have I want to be a people please When I get sedated I when I get sedated, I get M.A.P. No, these are very weird. This one, yeah. Like, how can you feel that? You're good. Oh, yeah.

Wait till you're done. We're just doing wads of cotton and you're fucking all the wrong ones. Oh my god, I can't think of that. I couldn't, I have so much tooth trauma. I've had like, I've had so many dental issues since I was like, I had to get like the thing called a quad helix. Oh, yeah. It was like a semi permanent thing that like pushed your teeth out.

Yeah, because it's your mouth and your mouth. Yeah, it's your teeth. And then I had to get braces. And I got my braces off, but my my wisdom teeth I couldn't get out because they fused around the nerve and if they hit that nerve when they pull my wisdom tooth out, I would lose all through my jaw, like from here down. No. Yeah, so I had to leave them in, but now they push my teeth. So I got braces for like four years,

and my teeth are so fucked up, because I couldn't get my wisdom tooth out. So they said, oh, we know what we can do. We'll break them in half. So I have to go and get them broken in half. Can we please? Before that, So I have to go and get them broken in half. Can we please? Before that, they used a laser to solve my gut

to get my gums off. They lasered my gums off before that. I have a gut. Yeah, we're gonna see. I have a only mouth trauma. So I wanna throw some, so you just had your wisdom teeth out. I'm gonna tell my wisdom teeth story really quick. Because this is, this was really fun.

So I had my wisdom teeth out when I was like 15, 16. Okay. And the dentist, the lady who took my wisdom teeth was like four foot nothing. Tiny lady. Tiny lady. And I remember I was not fully sedated. I was like in that twilight kind of like.

That's horrifying. Like you just kind of like really loopy. And I remember this back tooth, this wisdom tooth back back here was so tough. I remember in my stupor her like, the boy she had to brace. She had to brace her foot on the fucking chair in order to get the leverage to pull out this tooth.

Now, hold on, that's not the worst part. So when she did that, when she pulled the tooth out, she finally got it. But when she did that, the tooth in front of it, my very back molar, she chipped it. And that little chip fell into the floor. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm 38, stop. I'm these stops. I'm so uncomfortable. Now, so, like, I am 38, so I have like, I have a little delight and I've had some injuries and some pain. This was easily top three, maybe top two, most painful things in the world.

I was cro- the whole next day after the pain meds were off, I was just crawling like- Like, she'd get it out. I, because no, because she didn't know what happened and he did it out, because I was- I'm just- I'm just popping in real quick sure Hey

Every story that we were saying will not happen to you No, yeah, you don't have to you don't have to get them out on the same leave them in at this point Fucked up my teeth are fucked up So I got the little irrigation thing so like, I mean, they're all fucked up. My teeth are fucked up. So I got the little irrigation thing. So like, I'm, again, like maybe the syringe. They give me the syringe. I am like crying.

It's so painful that my ears, my eyes are just watering. Like I'm not like weeping. It's just like constant tear flow because I'm just in so much pain. I take, I finally like go to the mirror. I take the irrigation thing and I like stick it in the hole and just blast water into it.

And then I feel that little shard of sharp broken tooth come out and then it was like instant relief. Instant relief, that's so fucked up. The pain was so intense that the relief of that, I was like, I haven't done heroin, but I kind of have, because it was so reverse orgasm. Oh, like the instantaneous relief of that was unbelievable, unbelievable.

Oh, when I got my braces off, they chipped the top of my tooth, which I didn't know was possible, like at the gum line. So I have like a weird like filler in the front and I'm always afraid that it's just gonna pop out one day. You know, how did y'all process that, sorry so quickly? What do you mean? That was a lot.

Yeah, you got a chip tooth stuck in his gum hole, stuck in my, in some of the mouth hole. And he had it irrigated out. I had it irrigated out and and then it was and it was oh sweet relief sweet relief but I'm telling you speaking of mouth stuff you you need to have your tonsils out my tonsils out get those fuckers out your mouth okay so I had mine I used to get sick all the time I get sick once a month in college I get sick once a month like appendixes yeah I get sick once a month. Like appendixes? Yeah, they're like, they are the sink sponge of the mouth. But like they did it, they did it, they did it.

They do it, they keep viruses from getting in your body. But if you don't have an immune system, it just keeps viruses in your body, and then I get sick every three weeks. Exactly. In college, I used to get sick like every month. Like, yeah, I get sick. I get sign a shit throw shit, all the stuff.

Every month for like at least a week. I'm awful, I'm coming I'm I'm coming off strip Like I had strip like last week got my tonsils out don't get seconded more. That's crazy I'm gonna get these bad boys get those fuckers out your mouth out out of here. Yep. What if you like changes me? In what it will you actually be able to do things Like two weeks out of it. You're actually gonna be spider-man. That's a thing Yes, we all have holes in our mouths. It's like two weeks out of it. You're actually gonna be Spider-Man, that's a thing. You're gonna, I'm gonna. I was in your mouth. Yes, we all have holes in our mouths.

It's like the point. I'm trying to maximize my holes. I'm trying, I want as many holes as possible. Ha ha ha. Hey. And what are their names? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh Wow, that was a great dive into the most disgusting shit. Yeah, can we name this episode the nastiest one the nasty the nastiest slutty is The nastiest episode colon dark bk's rise

The nastiest episode, Cole and Dark BK's rise. The rise of Dark BK. What is that like a light novel title? Oh, wait. Yeah, DBK, let's go. DBK. I like it. We're, someone makes a mark. So it makes a mark of BK as just like Dark Phoenix.

And he's Dark Phoenix. Oh, I'm singing the Dark Brandon meme. Oh, yeah. That also makes rise. Yeah. Do both if you want to. I do both. Please. If you want to. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna cut. Yeah. I really am not okay. Like I like top top phobias like like scare like things that really do scare me. Dentist is top. That's crazy. The dentist literally freaks me out.

It gives me like so like I'm. It's gotten so much better. I'm not sure. I was like, when I was. It's gotten so much better. I'm not sure. I was like rocks. Like when I was a kid, the Denses was like nightmare. Now they can do it. Then now it's so nice. See, that's called like exposure therapy.

Yeah, I've been, how many times have been a dentist? Eight. In your life? In my life. How many? Can't I'm on the fingers of one hand probably? Yes. You don't go like every six months,

or three or three months. I go every six months. Because you mean? You never had the, you go to the innamu, you go to the place I sent you Did they do that shit to your gums? The laser Yeah Doesn't it feel really bad but then you've never felt cleaner in your life? Yeah, I feel so clean

Have you ever been to a innamu dentistry? No, no, no They're covered by insurance Tell me more And they will be like you go in for a cleaning and they're like We can't give you a cleaning until Unless we're doing a deep cleaning so either we do that now or reschedule and they say that to everyone because we all have terrible Gums and what they do is they take a laser and they clean your gum line out

And it gets all of the bacteria and everything out of there and then they do like a deep clean And they do like the normal cleaning and then they give you like a $200 regimen for your mouth. And it's amazing. It's like a reset button for your teeth. It's awesome. I recently got an electric toothbrush. I got a really electric toothbrush.

Like, what? It's an oral bee. It's not the cheapest one. Yeah, it's pretty good. I got the Phillips. I know. We're not talking about the dishes. We're not talking about the dishes.

We're not talking about the dishes. Okay, so that's adjacent. One thing I've learned, one thing I learned when I got an electric toothbrush is that I had never actually brushed my teeth. Exactly. Because you get an electric toothbrush. It's time for you. What the fuck have I been doing?

Oh, right. Just a little time and like 30 seconds. It's like, it's 30 seconds per segment, so you do the full two minutes. But like, oh. And I used to brush my teeth like with a manual toothbrush. The way to. I used to brush my teeth with a manual toothbrush.

I was thinking, can you show me how, like how, what are you? How do you hold your toothbrush? You get two hands, you're really good. You don't hold it like this? You play this as a yes and five guess with plan. Okay, so yeah, I used to do it with like two minutes with like a regular analog toothbrush.

And then I got the electric one. I was like, why tea they've never been clean. I don't know what the fuck I was doing. I also think it's amazing. Also, Cocoa floss game changer. I think No, I know what the fuck I was doing. I also think is amazing also cocoa floss game changer Got me on that and it changed my life. I've been flossing every day now. Yeah, cocoa floss is so good I wasn't before it's ten dollars a pack I don't like it last like two months. Okay, which is so way too expensive

But it's like natural cooking the fibers and what the fuck ever but you know, it feels like they really get something there. That's been chew on some bark, I'll be fine. They chew on some bark. That's how you get stuff in your teeth. I have a quite, is this a safe space? Yeah, no. We established that it decidedly not. No, no, no, no, it's not. It's not possible for the last 10 minutes.

It's a safe space, but it's not judgment free. Let's go. Okay, that is went very exactly. Yes, that is it. That is it. You're right. I need to take my IB profile. Okay, yeah, go for it. For your teeth holes're right. I need to say, I be pro-fidget. Yeah, go for it.

For your teeth holes. You have them right to your mouth holes. Make sure those don't get in the mouth hole. Stop, it's making me sick. Please, please. Please. Like, okay, you know what it is? It's probably from some nightmares I've had.

Okay. I don't know if everybody has this, like, sometimes you're... Is running in your pregnant? Whoa. No, that's, it's gonna be shocking. That's a lot. If your teeth fall out in your dreams.

Okay. It's like someone you know is pregnant. Oh, okay. Yeah. So I have, I had a reoccurring teeth dream, like as a young lad. And it, but it wasn't, it wasn't just, oh, something happens,

oh, your teeth fall out. It was very visceral. It was in the middle of the night, in the dream. I wake up and I freak out. Yeah. And I go to the bathroom and I'm staring at my mirror and my teeth start coming out and there's nothing I can do about it.

Your teeth are falling out. So someone is pregnant. And then I wake up in the dream still. So I was dreaming in my dream about it. I wake up in the dream still. So I was dreaming in my dream about it. I wake up still in my dream. You look at the bathroom. Go to the bathroom, start freaking out. And then all of a sudden one comes out and I'm like,

oh, it's happening. Then I wake up in real life and do the same thing going in my bathroom and have an existential crisis because I think it's gonna happen. And it doesn't. Oh, is this Russian doll? Yeah, yeah. It's a whole team.

Yeah, inception and I had that dream multiple times like of like waking up in the dream anxiety of having the dream And thinking about it isn't making you have the dream double dream. Yeah, that's like I've never had a dream within a dream Never had the double dream. I have the dream that you did your day. Yes I hate that shit I get pissed off. I had this morning and I thought that I was late and it was 3 p.m Literally this morning. No, I'm not kidding. I thought it was 3 p.m I will Got it in the morning and I cry. Hey girl the cameras are on Talk about talk about an absolute just like I want to refund if I get have a dream about my day

Yeah, fuck fuck you fuck that like hey, just like, I wanna refund if I get, have a dream about my day. Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck that. Hey, Brain. Fuck you. Get serious. Not have nightmares, but I had a nightmare recently

because of the opioids I was on. Yeah, it was like medication change will do that. Yeah, and it was like, I was running through like a basement that had like bars, vertical bars and that kind of thing. But my body could fit between the bars. There's like old-timey music playing, being like just singing about the situation, being like, you better run, this is gonna be great, it's gonna be a fun time, and then the music changes randomly,

and the lyrics are, he's gonna find you. I don't like that. You gotta run, run, run, and then the only thing that I can imagine, or the only thing that I can imagine, or the only thing that I can like describe was a Baba Duke-esque figure. Uh-huh. No, I didn't fuck him. A Baba Duke-esque figure. I don't like this.

Yeah, I was literally like- It scares the come out of you. That's what I'm saying. And that was the first time I had a lecture. Oh, but yeah, I just started running through the bars as fast as I could, I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream.

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I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. I had a wet dream. familiar with the headless horseman. Yeah. Yeah. Like of sleepy hollow. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, sleepy hollow, sleepy, hollow, that's more than what? Yes. Do you think do you think the headless horseman? I need you to know there's seven ways of this. Sorry. What? Do you think the headless horseman has ever topped himself off with his severed? Runs into the dilemma. Like, would you ever fuck yourself? No, I'm asking you, the headless horseman, the monster man. Yeah. This headless thing, you, you think he was just like,

do you think he's ever explored his own body? I don't know, I feel like just giving himself the pottery wheel. I feel like he's dead. I can't give myself the ghost. You know? He did. I gave him something ghost. You did. You did. You did. You did.

You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did.

You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did.

You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did. Why are we on here? Um... I hear I was gonna bring up a wholesome challenge nightmare. I was gonna bring up another one. You're sleeping. Hottery, pottery wheels. It was on head, yeah. He said I'm a reenact ghost, right baby right now.

Oh my god. Oh no. The worst part is I only can visualize him on the horse. Stop the way the way the producer, the way I producer stop like literally, just like slow. Slowly wise, like my god. He slid the door not to making noise and walk out

and it's just like, well I'm so happy this episode will never release this. So happy. You have so many of you. Yeah, can you actually just bleep out the entire episode? No, that's good. Not tonight. Just bars and tone for an hour and a half.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. Can we just have the episode playing, but it's just like lo-fi playing over the audience? No, no, no, I got a better idea. It's the episode, but it's only every time we say like, as top bottom. It goes. It's only the worst piece of the episode. Yeah, it is. It just piece up one percent. Yeah. Bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom top bottom. It goes, it's only the worst piece of one percent. Yeah, it is.

It's the piece of one percent. Bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom. That's what it is. But by the end, it's just an EDM trend. Have you seen this, this, like the B movie, but every time they see B, it increases. Yes, oh, yeah. A lot of 100%.

It's just an ear piercing. On the wine? Yes, wine. That's, so back to that dilemma though, like, would you fuck yourself? No. You what is? No.

If you had the ability, no. Disgusting. Disgusting saying and like, y'all know. No, I know. No. You even fuck yourself? No. Do you not already know?

No. Scorpio Pisces. Are we weird for the time? What is Scorpio Pisces? Libra? Yeah, well you should. That's weird. Yeah, that is usually what I know.

Every Libra I've ever asked is said, duh. That's crazy. I need to see the rest of your trip. I'm a Libra. Wait, so you don't? But I don't want to, I don't want to fuck myself.

No. That's fair. That's a really hot. No one should. For me and not you. I'm not, this is not it. No one should fuck you. not you I'm not this is No one should fuck you I'll be honest. I don't care what anyone said I don't care what even my group chat title no one fucking no one

You His man gets push The post-lord god I'm getting it from every angle over here. Push, push, slayer. Push, slayer. Why don't you hear that in the Halo voice? Push, slayer. Push, slayer. I heard it, I heard it in the double points voice

from zombies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push, slayer. Push, slayer. Yeah, we need, we need a filthy soundboard in all 20 hertz This is hell on earth Welcome to the worst episode the worst episode of RT-Pigot. So you're the RT podcast and we have a video to play Do we have no it's a Tyler walked out here? I thought I walked out here like and then walked back we were

Tyler walked out here, Tyler walked out here like and then walked back. We were. Yeah, I can wait. I'm sorry. I'll do a proper segue. Do you want to do a real one? Hey, do I look here? What do I look? I'm sorry.

Before you look, the Halo announcers on cameo and we can make that happen. Hey, yo, how much? How much? We're cross on. Okay. Hey, we heard the RT podcast love to have fun. But as you know, this I'm in the Gus seat and Gus isn't here today. He had to be out, but he wanted to tell you guys something and it was super important. So he made a pre-recorded message and we're gonna

play that for you now. So if we want to cut to that. And like, nope, nope, no bits. This is like a very serious. Like, no bits. Like, this is serious. This is a serious thing. Maybe I like, that's one of the things. Maybe I should say it's hard to leave that serious. Yeah. No, maybe you should, yeah, say it serious. Cut to the video right now.

Why did you make it? Hey, everyone, I really wish I was there in person for the podcast today, but just couldn't make it. Because I had some important news I wanted to share with everyone, we're going to be changing things up with the receipt podcast a couple weeks from now. June 5th is going to be the last episode of the RT podcast that I'm going to be on.

It's been a long time coming. RT podcast has something I've worked on for 15 years now. It's been a third of my life. And it's time for me to let other people take the reins and take control of the direction of the podcast. It's not to say that stepping back or leaving Rishi Tether anything, I have other projects that I'm starting to spin up and work on.

Now that I'm going to have a little more free time with my involvement in RT podcast coming to an end. And I look forward to talking about those here real soon, but nothing quite yet. We're going to try to have something a little special on the June 5th episode. That'll be the last time that I'm on. And it means it's tough to let go and to hand the reins over to new people, but I'm very confident in the new team. That's going to let go and to hand the reins over to new people, but I'm very confident in the new team. That's going to be handling RT podcast.

I've been working with them, giving unsolicited feedback on their ideas, and I'm super excited for them to take over and make the podcast their own. I've tried to stress that they don't need to be field beholden to anything that I've done. I'm in by no means an authority on it. It was a podcast that I spearheaded with the help of a lot of people for many years. And it's just time for me to direct that energy into new projects. It's tough for me to talk about because I don't feel like it's not something I did alone. Obviously I've had a lot of cast. There's been many

people throughout the years who've joined on many episodes. There's the crew who've been great to work with all the time. Really unsung heroes setting up everything and tearing down everything every week. But I am looking forward to taking on new projects. You know, I've got a new podcast, which is gonna be starting up here. Hopefully in early July, that's, I view that one as kind of a successor to Black Box Down or replacement for my time span

on Black Box Down. But I have another project that I just started working on last week that I view as something that'll take up my time That's freed up from RT podcast and we're not ready to talk about that one yet, but that'll be coming soon so All that to say there will be some change coming I'm super excited about I'm looking forward to it. There'll be a new guard taking over the reins at receipt podcast and it. There's gonna be a new guard taking over the reins at Recrease Podcast and I'm big fans of all of theirs and I hope that you'll love the show that they put on because I think it's going

to be fantastic. Anyway, I'm not going away. I still have a desk here at Recrease Teeth. I'm still coming to work every day. I have new projects that are starting up. I'm going to quash all that right now. It's time for me to hand over Recrease Podcast to new people and I'm gonna quash all that right now. Just, it's time for me to hand over the receive podcast to new people. And I'm excited to see what they do with it. So tune in and find out. Hey, I was, yeah. Oh, yeah, no. Yeah.

We love you guys. Love you guys. Love that grumpy SOB. Yeah, we were gonna do a bit where we're gonna pretend to be refreshing the RT Reddit, like, oh, we're waiting for the it's no longer a bit. It's not a bit, it's already there. I can't tell you how quick it is.

And we were like, instantaneously. We were like, oh, we're gonna, we're looking through the post, it's already up. I commented on it. But yeah, Gus's last episode is gonna be on the 5th of June, but it's also gonna be the steak off. Steak off, baby. Steak off, for Real Z's, I think it'll be really, I think it'll be a good one. Thereak off, baby. Steak off, Farrilzies.

I think it'll be really, I think it'll be a good one. There we go. We got a little lower third over there. Oh, that's a good one. I think some of your favorites might be there. Some of your least favorites might be there. People are gonna show up. People are gonna be good.

Turn out, yeah. It's gonna be good to send away before he goes that big Tesla factory in the podcasting sky. Oh, it's a word. Yeah. Before he has more time to like come bug everyone at their desks. And he's not going anywhere. He's not going anywhere.

His desk is literally still next to mine. Oh, yeah, no it is. Yeah, me and Gus are still desk mates. He's literally gonna mess his gut or Gus and be like, you wanna start bucks? Yeah, we're gonna go start bucks together. So we're gonna get our rice balls all the time. Yeah, I don't want anyone to, my biggest thing is,

I don't want any rumors being like, Gus is leaving forever and his dad and shit about it. He literally has like, literally new stuff he's working on and he's very passionate about it. And it's like, it sucks because like, obviously, this is one of Gus's like, homes and shit like that. Yeah, it's like a legacy. It's like a hard way to say goodbye.

So I felt like, I felt the emotion there. Yeah, I did. I was like, He was supposed to be here. So I felt like I felt the emotion there. Yeah, I did Supposed to be here. Yeah, and it hurts more because more but he's gonna have a proper send off Yeah, he's gonna have The June we're gonna make him cry. We're gonna make that emotional. We're gonna make him out of context Peter Just put gust is leaving forever. Blin. No No one's Priorities forever blitz no Peter no one's Peter priorities. No one's leaving us.

It's still going to be here. He's still going to be um we're still going to make him pay for lunch when we don't know why I was coffee and lunch once a week. He's been doing for the past year. She don't know she don't know she's still going to be treating the office. It's going to be fine. I love Gus and I will miss him being surly in the share, but he said something where he was just like, like in that video where he said, it's been a third of my life and I went, whoa, he's like, oh, that's a lot.

A third? I don't think I could do anything that long. A third of your life? That's as much as you sleep. Yeah, I know I sleep a third of your life and he's worked at Ruchertitha's third of your life. And he's worked at Rooster Teeth of his life. And then the other third was sleeping. And that last third,

I don't really, piloting. He lives. He lives. We found the last infinity stone for you. Beeing on the Gus going away announcement podcast. I did it. It's the last infinity stone. Oh no.

No. I was. It's been Gus. stuff. Oh, no, I will I was I was this I don't feel so I will snap I will snap God okay, that's been a podcast. We all love Gus Ghosting nice things on the Reddit thread. I will be reading all of the comments I will do the mean already here and internal thread. I will be reading all of the comments. I will do the mean ones. I'm already here. And internalize them.

I will internalize all the mean ones. I'm just gonna let you know that on top. And we'll see you in the post show. Bye. Love you. The Do you like apples? All right, examples. Together in Trempit hosts, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth cryptic podcasts, f*** face.

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