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Hey everyone, welcome to the Ristief podcast. Welcome this week brought to you by Dollar Shave Club and the Mummy. Welcome.
I'm Gus.
I'm Blaine.
I'm Becca.
I am Bernie.
And I'm Gus.
Oh, three Bs of a G.
I was gonna say it's a shame your name's not Bus.
I'm Bus.
Bus Barola.
I'm glad you hear Bernie.
You hear Bernie twice.
It'd be a double Decker bus.
I'm glad you're here.
What?
Mr. Too Good to confirm.
I know.
Is it gonna be on the podcast?
I was checking you as early as this morning.
I was like, is Bernie confirmed?
Is he in?
What does that mean?
Everyone's asking me, is Bernie gonna be here?
Is Bernie gonna be here?
What, I'm on the calendar, aren't I?
You're on the calendar as a maybe.
Oh, okay, so listen.
And you also not replying to my text messages?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
Your life is about to get so much easier
when regards to me.
You're texting the wrong person.
Should we be texting Ellie?
Yes.
Patrick, how did that go?
Did Ellie didn't respond?
Nobody's responding, Bernie.
I'll be back.
Oh shit.
Ellie's in the...
So I was excited because it's one less person.
You have talked to me, but I realize Ellie's a person too.
It's a...
She's a half person.
We were very worried about whether or not Bernie
was gonna be here.
And then maybe on the calendar for the podcast,
doesn't mean no good.
It's like, I need the seat filled regardless.
So it's like, well, shit, if he's not here,
who am I gonna get to sit here?
No, maybe he means a very specific thing in my calendar.
What does it mean?
Maybe he means, hold the day,
and then it should be confirmed and go to yes.
Okay, once, once, once.
It's something better coming up.
Then he'll take that.
Yeah, he'll take that.
No, they used to do this thing in my counter
or they'd put holds, you know,
because you were in live action.
And live action was a producer,
so I don't know.
Live action would do it for like a week.
They'd say we're holding this whole week.
And then I would find out the week of,
they don't need me on Monday, they don't need me on Tuesday,
they need me on Thursday, but it's like,
I've held the whole week.
And now it's like, you send me a time,
I'll put maybe on it and then that.
Well, what live action does, sorry, Blake,
is they'll block your week.
I don't do this.
And then they'll come down and they'll block two days.
Yeah.
And then they'll block one day and then they'll go to an hour.
Yeah.
It's like, you fucked me all week long for this hour.
It's location stuff, man.
It's hard, you know, it's coordinating all that.
Yeah. We're just trying to get it in like, you're like's hard. You know, it's coordinating all that. Yeah.
We're just trying to get it in like you're like generally nowhere and when we're going to
be shooting.
Yeah, but it's like the rest of the week is just like jam packed and then that day's like,
oh, shit.
Now, I've like, I got nothing today except for this one hour.
Well, it's awesome.
Yeah.
Live it.
Let's get into the inter-departmental weeds of Rue Shriteet here for a second.
So one of the things that people like to do on a regular basis is bitch about the live action scheduling.
Like, oh, live action took me away from my job
for a day or something like that, whatever.
Basically, what everyone complains about,
and achievement 100, they're the biggest bitches about this,
is they're like, oh, I only had,
I only had these people for 90% of this week,
you know, every single week, but it's like,
if live action or somebody takes them for 10% of the time. You know, every single week, but it's like, if live action or somebody takes them
for 10% of the time, then it's a calamity,
and it's all over.
But you walk in there, any other time you're the 90%,
either all of them are a lunch
or they're all just sitting there doing nothing.
And it's like, all right, I guess this 10%
is really holding you guys back from success.
This is what's happening.
So I'm gonna comment on this.
But the real reason we brought Blaine out here, holding you guys back from success. This is what's happening. Should I get a comment on this? Ha ha ha ha ha.
But the real reason we brought Blaine out here,
slowly roast you.
Yes, scheduling.
In your department.
I got a laser team thing, right before a laser team two,
they were complaining, still complaining about laser team one.
I was like, that was three years ago.
Three fight was a month, three years ago.
Shut the fuck up.
God damn it, shut up.
Everybody's protected from their schedule,
they're the calendar.
And then fucking some of them don't even use our calendar.
I'm still getting mad at Gavin
for not fixing his fucking calendar.
I do, and Ellie and I were still working out the bugs,
but yeah, we'll be a lot easier to deal with.
I'm using We Now, we're a collective.
Yes.
It's been a lot harder, so we'll see.
We, we will see.
Well, to be fair, this is an off day for the podcast,
and I am coming in from out of town
We are I should note that we are pre taping since it's Memorial Day and we get Memorial Day off now
So roll the first clip
Fucking fucking city of Austin has now or I guess Travis County now has authorized fireworks from Memorial Day fireworks sells for Memorial Day
No Fiery eyes fireworks from the more real day fireworks sells for more Ill day. Yes. No
Got dogs bullshit. Oh, you got dogs. Yeah, fucking hate fireworks and I got and I've got asshole neighbors I don't know where they are like two or three blocks behind me who buy like the big commercial kind that rattle your house
So lucky that's the next jack
I can't so I can't like why do we need to be able to pop fireworks on the moral day? What's the rationale fuck? I don't tell. Oh yeah. So I can't, like why do we need to be able to pop fireworks
on Memorial Day?
What's the rationale?
Fuck, I don't even like,
why do we need to pop fireworks period?
I don't like that we do it in fourth of July or New Year's Eve,
but whatever, people already do that.
Why are we adding more fireworks days?
Is there really a need for that?
To be clear, fourth of July is legal to pop fireworks
than, right?
Not in the city of Austin, but in Travis County.
But during Memorial Day it is. Now it is. Wait, in Austin or Travis County? Sorry, Travis County. I said city of Austin but in Travis County. But during Memorial Day it is.
Now it is.
Wait, in Austin or Travis County.
No, sorry, Travis County.
I said city of Austin at first.
I meant Travis County.
Okay, so I'm very confused.
Memorial Day, it's legal to pop fireworks in Travis County, not Austin.
Correct.
Okay, it is, it is, it is never legal to pop fireworks in Austin, only in Travis County.
But in Travis County.
But you live in Austin.
Oh yeah, I do.
I do.
I mean, not to, but not my, not, I also live in Travis. Oh, yeah, I do. To a Venn diagram. I mean, not to. But not to.
I also live in Travis County, as my neighbors will probably very quickly point out.
But it's not legal in Austin.
I can help you with this.
I don't understand what he's saying.
People are popping fireworks in Austin regardless of whether it's legal or not.
But what I'm complaining about is the fact that now fireworks stands are open and selling
fireworks so my asshole neighbors can buy fireworks and pop them.
Yeah, it's a good one.
One more real day. Super far south to get the fireworks.
Well Becca is also from South Texas, like you.
So you guys must be happy.
This is like a fireworks are a downgrade
from people just firing guns into the air.
Well that happens all the time.
Yeah, I have neighbors who shoot guns.
I think you can.
Yeah, yeah.
I live on an interesting street.
They go out like, like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, somebody said, I don't, I hope on an interesting street. They go out like you. Like that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody said, I don't, I hope they're blanks,
but they're probably not.
Like do you just see your bullets?
Like, just like, just like, gunshots on New Year's Eve.
Just, cack cack cack cack.
Those are weird guns.
Yeah.
It's a strange silencer.
Oh, oh, sideways.
Yeah.
Listen, whatever I see people doing that in videos,
I'm like, you fucking idiot. You're finding bullets into the air
God damn morons if I was that one of those parties. I'm totally
Absolutely have a gun in each hand firing away. That would be so much fun to do that just once in my life
Go to a range
To go I would do a range and I went to the range to start firing in the air
That we get shot in two seconds.
The moral of the story is you shouldn't be doing that.
You shouldn't be doing that.
I don't know.
I mean, why should other people get to do it?
And I don't.
That's the question.
What's your role of you will get to murder and I don't?
What's the logic here?
I know.
I'm just one murder.
No big deal.
Everyone else keeps them late.
Everyone else keeps them late.
Fucking, who's got the high scores?
Is it still like Ted Bundy?
Oh, I don't know.
Is it, are serial killers a uniquely American thing?
No.
I guess Jack the Ripper.
It's a pretty much a white male thing though.
Like white dudes.
No.
White dudes.
There's like famous females that have.
Just one.
But mostly white people, and way mostly dudes.
It's cute. Yeah.
Uh, that was at the night stocker.
He was Hispanic.
I think.
Like Richard.
Callin' out, Gus.
Romitas Rodriguez.
What was his name?
Hmm.
You came out, son of Sam?
Margas son of Sam?
It's David Berkowitz.
No, okay, I think he's called the night stocker.
He was like,
The night stocker was Boston, right?
Or like the Northeastern, right?
I was at the Boston Strait.
I was at the Northeastern.
I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern.
I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern. I was at the Northeastern.
I was at the Northeastern.
I was at the Northeastern.
I was at the North Strait. I was blown out of the nurses' fucks. They all blend together.
I was down a wiki hole, Wendy.
There's no delineation.
If you're a serial killer, do you get to pick your name?
Is it like a serial killer thing?
Or does the media give that to you?
Richard Ramirez.
I also like that it's connected to the city that you live in.
So like what if you're like the Kalamazoo strangler?
It's like, fuck.
It's even cooler.
The Tri-State Tickler. It was a cooler. The tri-state tickler.
It was the Los Angeles area, and later San Francisco.
Oh, there we are.
Oh my god.
I just thought of a great way to get back.
Wow, I'm a big difference there.
We're number one.
Oh, Canada.
America.
Here's how you combat serial killing.
Just get the worst most uncreative person
in the department to name the person.
So it's like, zodiac killer or the Boston Strangler.
It's like, somebody's named some flower guy.
And then this girl goes like,
well, then now it's time to warn you.
Judy Pie 23.
They're like, AOL screen names.
Or it'd be like when you get your Xbox Live,
the auto-generated name tags.
Yeah.
Curfuffle to Patunia.
Like, oh. Lowercase X. Like auffle to Patunia. Like, ah.
Lowercase X.
Like a catcher.
Like a catcher.
Right.
So stupid.
That's what they should totally do.
They should do that with terrorists too.
Just like this come up with nicknames for everybody.
Yeah, like instead of that way,
they just don't sound nearly as cool.
It's all marketing, right?
It's all about marketing.
It's all for your marketing.
That's what it is.
When was the last time we had a serial killer though?
I guess like the last time we had like two.
Well I was gonna say the last time we had like a big,
you know, like publicized ordeal was the dude
that did the Facebook thing.
Like I think that that was the guy that like,
everybody was going nuts with that guy.
Well the guy would not shot one person.
I know, but still it was just like a got the hype
of like a killer.
I think the last one I can remember,
Jeffrey Dahmer was pretty high profile
because he was so nuts.
But then there was the,
remember the guy who had the young like a apprentice
and they were sniping people in the DC sniper?
Oh, there was the DC sniper, yeah.
That was crazy.
And then when they finally got caught,
their setup was so strange.
They were in a car where they'd hollowed out the inside
of the car and they were sniping from the trunk.
They were...
The beltway sniper, that's what they called it.
They were like shooting people, like,
a gas station's a lot.
A gas station's, yeah.
Yeah.
And to the point where they were telling people,
so would hate these cans!
On the news, yeah.
My friend.
They were telling me, that's been a few years,
so you can make that joke.
The, yeah, they were telling people to zigzag
as they walked out in public, just like telling people to zigzag as they walked.
Oh my God, out in public.
Just like normal.
In the DC area.
Yeah.
Like, do you guys work against snipers?
I just would not.
Go outside, I think, maybe.
Yeah, no shit, or a wear a suit or armor.
Yeah, there you go.
Have you had anything like that ever?
Where you've been like, like, either an outbreak of something
or, you know, serial killers were really specific,
but something that kept you indoors, besides weather.
Wild animals in South Texas.
When I was pregnant, I was just generally freaked out
about mosquitoes.
Oh, no, good call.
Yeah, good call.
Yeah, that's good.
The mom and I were like at the Oklahoma City,
the building that got bombed.
We were there like a couple days before.
Not really related, but it's still something
that's like kind of spooky,
and like we were spooked for like months after.
Oh, you reminded me.
I was in Boston for the Boston Marathon bombing.
I was there.
And the next, now it was that night,
like the whole city was shut down.
And we took that opportunity to go to a restaurant.
It always had a really long wait.
We just walked right in.
Oh man, it was just. just walked right in Well, I mean
Lemonade at 11's like a ghost town like there were just cops on the street
So pretty spooky while we're talking about that
We kind of have to talk about what happened this week in Manchester with the area on a gronday
Concert and we're pre-taping this so that was this was actually still very recent
This is very recent for us. By the time you see this it'll be a week old at that point
The first people to see this podcast.
And I have a pretty measured response when it comes
to those things.
I mean, it incredibly terrible tragedy.
I don't know who would walk into a stadium
and set off a device like that to kill kids.
It's just unfathomable to me.
It was really interesting thinking about the Boston Marathon.
How many things happen when an event like that takes place?
It's almost like a routine that the public falls into.
There's this shock.
Then there was a guy who made a terrible joke on Twitter
and everybody went after that guy for making a joke on Twitter
about an area on a Grande Concert.
And then there was another thing right after that
where they internet detectives had figured out
who set off the bomb by a guy who had been tweeting
Ari on a Grande and everybody went after this guy
and said that he, you know, were telling him that he's a killer.
He was just obviously like very delusional fan
and thought he was gonna get to meet Ari on a Grande
on May 22nd and he kept saying the date, May 22nd. It's like to meet Naryana Grande on May 22nd.
And he kept saying the date May 22nd.
Look, all his posts say May 22nd.
It's like, well, that's the date of the concert when he's gonna meet his big hero.
So he's saying the date over and over again.
Yeah, he's saying weird, creepy stuff about them being best friends and all that.
But you could find that probably at any concert for any popular person on any date.
But the internet found it.
They were in this frenzy and they all went after this guy.
And it's just like, you know,
it's just no one thinks straight in those moments,
you know, and you gotta,
you gotta keep a level head,
especially if you're not there.
I mean, the people were there
dealing with this horrific event.
The rest of us have the ability to kind of level out
and help those people who are in danger,
but instead we all just fall into this whirlwind
every single time.
I hadn't seen the witch hunt again this time.
Well, I...
Okay, the name of the guy, Matt Simafia.
You can look him up.
I was on Red at the other day,
and they still claim that they caught the Boston bomber.
They didn't, though. Didn't they identify the wrong person?
They did initially. It was like...
Yeah, they did it at the wrong person.
But they're like, they're like, toting that.
They're like, we got the bomber. It's like, did you guys know? You know, like, yeah, they had the wrong person. But they were like, they're like, toting that, they're like, yeah, we got the bomber.
It's like, did you guys know, you know, like,
it was weird.
It's a weird mob mentality and added with the anonymity.
Yeah, yeah.
And with the fact that people wanna do something.
Yeah, they wanna do something.
Yeah, there's so much that desire to have that,
I told you so a moment, or I called it,
that people just throw out a billion wild accusations
to have that one maybe maybe is right
Yeah, let's see if it's a can you just count still there I
Think what Reddit did was they found the picture of them dropping off the bag. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean that's I think
That's gonna happen eventually people are if you have enough eyeballs
I mean even they even did that with like when the Malaysia 370 flight disappeared, you know
They a lot of satellite imagery was outsourced to people.
So they could like click through and look
for anything unusual.
I don't remember that.
There was like a website where you could look
at images of the ocean and see if,
like, circle if there was anything in the water.
But they never found that.
The Blaine Gibson guy, the adventure that looks like
horrifying, that has my name,
still finding fucking pieces.
And I always get tweeted whenever that asshole finds something. It's like stop I don't care about
this kind of. I forgot like I have the same name as you. Yeah and then people
tweet me like you're a fraud you're planting these. I don't know what you're talking
about. I have in Austin Texas. Wait are you but you're not even playing Gibson on
Twitter right? Like you have a different username. I guess I've been playing Gibson
on Twitter. I think you find mine one. But yeah, that's weird. Yeah. Talk that guy.
This guy was treating stuff like leading up to May 22nd. Then he's treating stuff like
Ariana. I'm in the crowd. He clearly can't spell. Talks about how he's in love with Ariana.
They're going to be together. Then in the middle of the concert, he's like, it's over for good.
You're slag. I don't want to be here anymore. I'm going to find someone my own age, goodbye forever.
I've left.
I'm going to get with someone my own age.
But he was posting even after the concert and everything
and people just like, they got freaked out about it.
But we've, Becca was, I think the first convention
she was ever at, I mean, we've dealt with stuff like that.
Where sometimes people show up with really high expectations
and we're not Ariana Grande, you know,
who's on a huge stage with lights
and looks like this goddess, you know.
I can see how people get like wrapped up in that.
We had a guy, it was in Florida, I remember.
Of course it was.
He came up to us and we had a great,
it was a convention, it was the first day.
Camatos, we talked to him for like 10 or 15 minutes,
really great conversation, really nice guy.
And then he said,
wanna go to a movie with you guys tonight.
Wanna take you guys out to a movie?
And I was like, well, you know, we just got in town
and we're working the whole day
to come in, super nice if you'd offer that.
Yeah, but now we can't go, we can't go to a movie tonight.
But thanks for the offer, that was really cool of you.
We came back the next day.
And he was like, are we gonna go to that movie tonight?
Let's go to the movie tonight.
And I was like, no, we're just like, you know,
every, we spend, you know, 10, 12 hours in the booth
every day, we usually just go back to the hotel and crash.
I go, that's cool.
I forget what the movie was.
Some big movie they came to me.
I remember it was the one where his car was on fire.
Nick Cage, what was that movie?
Cars on fire.
Hell, Nick Cage.
Ghostwriter?
Yeah, that.
Oh, go ahead.
His car was on fire.
I want to see the fan art of that.
Nick Cage, car on fire movie.
Nick Cage in car on fire.
I thought it was Ghost Rider,
but that was also Ghost Rider.
This is a TV show.
And you have to Karon Fire from neither of those.
I see how that worked out.
It's like when they had a bad Ghost Rider,
he wrote Ghost Rider as a Karon Fire.
But the second day he came back and he was like,
yeah, let's go see Ghost Rider.
And honestly, now from memory,
it's probably like, I don't wanna go see Ghost Rider.
Yeah, we were like,
we know being nice and saying, no, can't do it.
And he's like, I just feel like such a huge fan.
And he had posted, I remember he had posted on the site
that he had been to the booth and posted the picture
with us and everything.
And then the second day, it was like, he came back
and he was like, I really want to go take guys
to this movie and I said, no.
And then he came back to third day, if memory serves,
and the movie thing again, it was like his conversation
with us. I think day three, he came back with a day if memory serves and the movie thing again it was like his conversation with us. I think day three he came back with a resume as well like at
that point pivoted to give me a job. But the thing about the thing was when I
eventually said look we're we keep talking about this is I just want you to
understand we're not going to go out and see a movie we're just not going to go
do that so I just want you to understand that and then he hated us. Yeah I
really had it. We wrote this long a long diet tribe and quit the site.
How and how we were assholes and we were out of touch
or whatever or something and we treated them like shit
and now he's gone.
It was just like, he just came in with wild expectations.
Which is what I think this person, and I get it.
I honestly, I get it.
You know what I mean?
It's like, he had this built up thing of what the experience
was gonna be like, it didn't match it
and he had an extreme reaction to it.
You know, probably a younger person, you know, that happens.
You know, I get it.
And that's what this kid was going through, I think.
And he gets fucking attacked by the internet for killing children.
It's just like calm down.
Yeah, calm, you really calm down.
Just stay level head, especially you have some distance from the event.
Stay level head and figure out what you can do to help.
Besides playing detective or busting out your pitchfork or something like that.
Just figure out you're like donating blood is always a good thing.
Even if it's not going to make its way to Manchester, it'll be good for your area.
I will say Brandon had a tweet about donating blood the other day that unsettled me a bit.
He called for people to donate blood.
Then he reminded people that if around
South by Southwest time, if they had received any, be positive blood that they might have
a bit of Brandon in them. Oh, that's really. And I was like, I don't want that. I don't
want Brandon. I was like, why did you frame it in such a weird, bizarre, creepy way?
Yeah. We should go donate blood. They're not going to give you someone else's blood to
like, top you back off, because you can go donate blood
and now worry about that.
Yeah, yeah, but it's like, it's just like,
now that's a mental image in my head.
Is this Brandon being in someone else?
Can you donate blood?
You guys have tattoos.
Yeah, there's just a grace period.
I think it's like a year.
Yeah, okay.
I know.
I can't.
I've never given blood.
What?
I can't.
I've tried, can't why not oh
So gay people can't donate blood is it ever gay men or just anyone gay?
Straight people have had blood sex to give blood man. I mean, that's just, that's weird.
That seems.
Yeah, it's just, it's like, it's weird.
I think that was like some role they passed in the early 80s
and it's still like on the record.
Anticute, it's a bad opportunity.
Yeah, that's definitely needed.
You know what I mean?
What are the other things?
Like, sexual trans-media disease?
Is that one on there?
And I think if you've traveled out of the country,
like in a certain grace period as well.
Rafael was saying she couldn't,, she lived in England as a kid
during some like epidemic. Oh, it might have been during a CJD or something
like that. I think it was during Mad Cal, actually. Yeah. Yeah.
CJD. Oh, thank you, Gus.
So have you ever had a tattoo recently?
Have you had same sex intercourse? Have you been outside the country?
They could shorten the whole questionnaire by just saying, have you had same sex intercourse? Have you been outside the country? They could shorten the whole questionnaire by just saying are you boring is fuck? Yes, you could donate blood
You're fine if you're just living a boring life. Yeah, come on in and donate all your own conditions make you ineligible to be a donor
Tested positive for hepatitis B or hepatitis C
lived with or had sexual contact the past 12 months with anyone, had a tattoo in the past 12 months,
or received a blood transfusion in the past 12 months.
That's hypocritical.
That's a little hypocritical.
Positive tests for AIDS virus,
our man who's had sex with another man
at the past 12 months.
Specifically men?
Yes, that's what it's exactly what it's said.
Ever used intravenous illegal drugs even once?
Have ever used injectable drugs
including anabolic steroids unless prescriber position
sorry one engaged in prostitution since 1977 since 1977
it's a weird car
six HIV again oh weird have lived in or visited the UK for three months or more
cumulatively between 1980 and 1996 the UK this? This is MadTow. I have spent five years or more in Europe,
including the UK cumulatively from 1980 to the present,
have traveled in the past year or lived
in the past three years in an area
for malaria and damage.
Zika hasn't made that list yet?
Nope.
And then you also have to weigh a certain amount, right?
Oh, I see him so.
Yeah, that's like up in the general guidelines.
You have to weigh at least 110 pounds, be at least 16 years old.
Yeah.
Like, for a long time, that excluded me.
I can't say that anymore.
But then it was the tattoos and piercings.
And like, every time I try that I get a different one.
Why don't you like doing any blood?
I was finding this.
I'm opositive.
I'm like, good blood.
I'm be positive, So it's like,
it would be really rare.
It's how I freak out.
Yeah, I'm also the same blood type as Brandon,
which is why I was freaked out by his tweet even more.
Do you know your blood type, Bernie?
Yeah, I was sitting here,
no, I don't think I do.
I feel like most people don't.
I think I'm onegative.
Next place,
she's scopping me.
I was out here, your onegative?
Yeah, you know,
you're really Blair.
You put it in my head.
Blair?
Oh, negative, what? Oh, negative. I thought the o's are pretty common. Yeah, you were really Blair. You put it in my head. Rare, oh negative, what?
Oh negative, I thought the O's are pretty common.
Yeah, I think the O's.
Right, but the negative.
I don't know.
Blaying your fitness guy, have you ever heard about
matching your diet to your blood type?
You read that?
Is that a thing?
That's a thing.
Have you ever heard about matching your alcohol consumption
to your blood type?
I have not, Gus, because let me tell you, this episode of the podcast
is brought to you by Smyrnaf.
And the letter O.
Little segment.
We call the Smyrnaf side mark.
I just want to point out there's an O in Smyrnaf and in vodka.
There is, so.
And this week, we know we've been doing this every now
and then we do a recurring segment where...
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Bernie's turn.
Yes it is.
It is my drink.
This week the Bern Teenie which you see the recipe right there.
It's one and a half ounces of smeared off number 21 vodka, one ounce of driver mooth,
one couple ice cubes and three olives.
Clear ice cubes. And you pour the smeared off number 21 of her mooth into the mixing glass,
add ice and stir to chill, straight into a martini glass, and garnish with olives.
We were talking about this before the podcast, and Texas was saying that
it is generally you receive martinis with one or three olives.
Consider bad luck if you have...
So this is a long time ago that it was considered bad luck. If you have, I was told this a long time ago,
that it was considered bad luck if you have
more than one olive or like, if it's one or three,
it's just one or three.
So even numbers of olives are bad, pretty much.
Then you can't donate blood.
Okay.
So, you know, we, you know, it's been great.
We did my drink first and then we did barbers last time.
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They invented the Moscow meal.
Thank you, Texas.
I love the Moscow meal.
It's a great drink.
You'll copper cup.
Maybe the burntini will replace it as like one. You little copper cup. Maybe a little fancy.
The Burntini will replace it
as like one of your all-time favorite drinks.
Probably not.
I feel like this Burntini we maybe should have put
like a dash of jalapeno juice in it.
Ooh, in hindsight.
In hindsight.
Can we do that?
Is it too late?
Maybe too late.
Also, I'm not gonna have any jalapeno juice on your blade.
I'm gonna be that guy, but the bars over here,
but the sign for the bars over there.
See, we'll see. That's the bars over there. See what else?
That's a permanent bar there.
This is like six streets, there's multiple bars.
Is there a pop-up?
OK, sorry.
You can have alcohol away from a sign that says bar.
This is true.
Oh, you're actually going to a bar.
And he gets a beer and has to drink it next to the sign
that has the name of the beer on it, like he can.
It's like you're a different part of the bar. This bar is too crowded. We need another bar sign
We spread the crowds apart
But yeah, you're talking about people wanting to match
Diet to blood type. Yeah, and I've heard that before
I've heard like people try the blood type diet people try to explain it as like an evolutionary thing where
You back thousands of years ago, you know, you have
this blood type because your ancestors are whatever you used to eat certain diets and certain
types of food.
So these foods agree with you better than other types of food.
That is correct.
Have you ever done that?
Have you ever researched it?
I don't even know.
I'm actually looking here.
I'm curious what you're trying to figure out.
Our diet would be.
So you want a dirty or one, right?
Don't you want a dirty or one?
Yeah. Yeah, here here take this one sure yeah
yeah you're gonna drink out of it that great I did I'm kidding I was waiting on
gentlemen I'm waiting you are okay uh dirty or I love it for people who are
familiar with martina just means more all of juice
poor juice uh some looking blood type diet what are you Bernie oh yes I think so
he said oh I'm embarrassed because it's I feel like now I haven't given blood in a
Few years at least I haven't written down trying to get the last time I gave blood I
Have a folder in my house
Look at that
So you're gonna get a jalapeno juice magic. I would let you donate blood. Oh sweet. You know if I was in charge
I would let you donate blood
Seems like that's what you think.
That's what you think, it's just a dumb thing.
I'm trying to find,
you just Westworld it and take it straight
from his body and ears.
Okay, type O.
Did I miss that episode of Westworld?
You must have.
Type O blood.
A high protein diet, heavy on lean meat, poultry,
fish, and vegetables, and light on grains,
beans, and dairy.
That makes sense. That's like what I eat already. Wait, that's for O light on grains, beans, and dairy. That makes sense.
That's like what I eat already.
Wait, that's for, oh, negative?
Or just, oh, like it, oh.
Wow.
Type B, which is for me, avoid corn, wheat, buckwheat, lentils, tomatoes, peanuts, and sesame
seeds.
Chicken is also problematic.
He's, uh, encourages eating green vegetables, eggs, certain meat, and low fat dairy.
That sounds awful. Low fat dairy. That sounds awful.
Low fat dairy. Low fat dairy and no chicken. Chicken is probably the most just like innocuous
chickens everywhere. It's harmless. Yeah, bringing his swappers out.
Why? Because you want the jalapenos. I'll take his existing one if you want.
It's coming down. Here it comes. Pass it up. I almost fell. So jalapenos instead of the I'm just gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say what he's gonna do this. It comes with the noir version of the film as well. I don't know if it's white, that's awesome. So I guess they have a version of the film
where it's just all in black and white.
I'm interested in Kajima on Twitter
and that dude loves superhero movies.
And you're gonna read this.
And Lala Latt.
Yeah, he's always tweeting about movies and film.
He loves movies.
He was like, he goes crazy over the black and white Logan
and Mad Max. Which I don't know if I and white Logan and Mad Max.
Which I don't know if I would wanna watch Mad Max.
I think the biggest thing I love about that movie
is the color, so the lack thereof would kinda.
That would be the new one, you mean?
Yeah, that made me wish that colorists
were an Academy Award category from the main show
because Mad Max's color was incredible.
Well, they, you know, like Vanity or EW or whoever posted pictures
like way before the movie was out
and you'd be before they had a trailer
of what's his face on the bike and stuff
and it looked like everything was,
it looked like a DC movie, like a Batman,
like everything was desaturated and like gray and gross.
I was like, oh, this doesn't look like
it's gonna be a good movie.
And it completely flipped.
And now it's like this beautiful orange and blue movie.
And that's what made it for me.
It's like a-
The nighttime stuff in Mad Max incredible,
how blue it is.
Yeah, it's totally day for night
because you have like moon shadows.
Yeah, but it still looks great.
Yeah, it's so great.
It like that goes back to what we talked about before,
like when Mad Max first came out,
how Tom Hardy publicly apologized.
Yeah.
For the way he treated George Miller.
Yeah, how he treated George Miller about that movie.
He said that when they were filming it,
that he just didn't see the vision
and understand what George Miller was trying to do,
and that when the film was done,
he was just blown away by how good it was.
I think I said at the time that that's code four,
I was a gigantic asshole.
Yeah, that's it.
I'm sure that we're...
Everyone, cheers, cheers. The Clinton sure. Everyone. Cheers. Cheers.
Do you have clean classes with Mark's.
Oh, we'll do it.
Can't I'm on clean, clean, clean.
Clean, clean, kiss.
Little classy drink.
I got a little hollipane in your smile.
Let's go.
Ooh, that's good.
That's delightful.
Do you want to try this?
Burning burns.
Yeah, I'll try.
But, so I didn't have a chance to watch all of Logan Works.
I just got it last night.
Have you been to the UK last so much?
I've never been to the UK.
I just watched that opening fight sequence at the limo.
Oh, with the, yeah.
Yeah, and like I was like, wow, that looks really good.
I don't know, they must have had black and white in mind
when they filmed it.
Because you have to light it a very specific way
in order for black and white to look presentable
or to look good.
Do you know that?
What? I've seen it.
Okay.
Yeah.
But you're talking about cinematography
that you have to light it in a certain way
to shoot in black and white.
You're saying that with a high degree of confidence.
Do you know that for fat?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm stating fact.
I work, I don't know if you know.
I'm working to film industry.
Did you have a blue light and a white light?
Filming.
One of my favorite first conversations with you is when we're filming the switch parody? That's one of my favorite first conversations with you.
Those are when you're filming the switch parody.
Very one of my very first videos I've read.
But I mean, you can manipulate,
I mean, I know that lighting's different
than manipulating the color in post,
but like raw, I've gotten blown away by how red cameras
you can manipulate the raw, you can change the ISO
and do all sorts of different stuff in post.
Like after the fact that you shot it,
which is something that you would never be able to do
with an old film camera.
There's so much stuff like that, it feels like magic,
in a way, like I've been doing stuff with TiltShift
where I can just shift focus.
Dude, please get into more TiltShift.
Do you like that?
That LA construction thing?
I couldn't stop watching that.
It's the most relaxing thing ever to watch
like little things move around.
One of my favorite scenes in the social network
was the rolling shift, yeah, rowing scene.
Yeah, I love that look.
And I just think it's a cool,
I think it's a cool metaphor for a vlog with a lot of travel
in it, like just making the world look smaller.
It's kind of the whole point of it, right?
So, you got a specific lens for that then, I'm assuming.
I did, but I also do a little bit of work in post as well,
to really kind of sell it.
Like the airplane shot of the planes coming in and out
and like getting awesome burst from.
Yeah, yeah, I think that was actually Chicago,
I'm not sure where it was, but that was a shot I actually used before
and the shot I used in the vlog before,
I didn't do anything in post, I just used the lens.
And it was good, but the lens,
or the post stuff really like amps it up a lot.
You know, if you get that depth of field
in a certain place and get it just right, it's amazing.
And in post you can kind of figure out
where that is better than you can like,
in a time lapse.
So how do you do that?
Isn't it two lenses in there off just slightly?
So they focus on one.
My previous, this week's vlog.
Cause I pull the lens out and show how it works and everything.
Cool.
Yeah, I go through the whole thing on it.
I need to watch that.
Yeah.
Is this a motivational vlog?
I feel like they got rid of that.
Yeah, they have a filter where you can mess with tilt shifts.
It's a filter?
You're saying like it's a setting.
It's a setting.
It used to be really prominent.
And now I feel like they've nested it away
because people were abusing it all the time.
Oh, I'm going to take a picture.
Abusing it.
How do you abuse it?
It was just like using it to create fake depth of field
and it just looked really terrible.
No.
I'd say what really blows you away is the iPhone 7 Plus
as the portrait mode.
Boom.
It's pretty awesome.
It's pretty awesome.
Yeah, that's the one thing that I don't like the plus
because they're so big, but that's the one thing
I was most curious about.
No, I've got the normal.
I'm all about that plus.
I'll just need you. I'm all about that place. I'll just need to.
I'm gonna make you a small person.
That didn't really work.
I guess I'm gonna give you a subject.
So I was giving Yvonne some shit the other day
at the management meeting.
Yvonne?
Yeah, that's dangerous business.
I don't know if you remember this,
but years ago when we were still at down south
at the Rathablanado office, I don't remember anything.
I was, I kept bugging Yvonne, I kept telling her,
we need to accept Bitcoin in the store.
We should be accepting Bitcoin for merchandise.
Oh man.
And then on Monday I saw a headline that $100 of Bitcoin in 2010
is now worth $72.9 million.
What?
It was 2010 when I was telling her we should be accepting Bitcoin.
I was like,
Why don't you do a bunch of Bitcoin?
No, yeah.
That's what nobody did.
Wasn't Joel shitting all over it when it was.
Yeah, he was.
But it's also, I think I'm going on a podcasting.
We'll just go buy Bitcoin right now.
And I'm probably going to say the same thing I said then
which is like, okay, buy it now.
Yeah.
Here it is, buy it now.
And in five years, you'll be saying the same thing.
Do you think it'll just continue to...
I think it's an bubble.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't,
I can't come back and hear yourself
when there's Bitcoin billionaires everywhere.
One of my favorite stories ever from online,
and this is probably the story that started the conversation
on the podcast all those years ago,
was a guy who had a hard drive and he bought like $50 with
a Bitcoin or something like that. I forget it was. I know he lived in the UK and then
six years later, whatever, those Bitcoins were worth about $4 million, whatever he bought
and the computer was gone. So he did research, he needed the hard drive back.
So he did research on the landfill for his area
and he bought sections of the landfill that were used
during the time that he would have thrown away the computer
and he was excavating trying to find his old computer.
Did he ever find it?
No, I don't think he did that.
So he used 10,000 bitcoins to buy a pizza in 2010,
which were now worth $20 million. That's the same guy though. Oh, is that the same guy? He used 10,000 bitcoins to buy a pizza in 2010,
which were now worth $20 million. That's the same guy though.
Oh, it's not the same guy?
No, that's a famous thing of a kid who bought pizza.
I think actually the first thing ever bought with Bitcoin,
the first real world item was a pizza.
What pizza maker accepts Bitcoin?
I think he paid, it was like almost like a postmates thing
or was it a famous pizza?
Yeah, where he paid someone in Bitcoins to buy him a pizza.
Because he didn't have any money, but he had Bitcoins.
So he said, you call my local pizza place.
A Bimo box.
Order me a pizza and pay for it,
and then I'll transfer the Bitcoin to you.
And that pizza was worth like $3 million or something.
Did you guys ever use Bimo Bucks?
Uh, no, I never lived on campus.
Oh, is that like your UT currency or something?
Yeah, we have a currency on UT called Bitcoins.
It actually. That's after my time, we didn't have that shit.
Oh really?
No, it'll be stolen from the Aggies.
What do they have?
Aggie Bucks.
Creative.
I was definitely a little bit of a little bit of a...
Yeah.
I like you're making fun of them for the creative.
I was just B-Vo-Box.
Which is true.
Yeah, sure they invented it, but we meet the letters the same.
We meet the way that does no B-Vo-Box is like...
Seven. 0.5 billion dollars that was started away. We meet the way that does no BVBUX is like, it's basically, $7.5 million that was started away.
That was the landfill thing.
Yeah.
Well, if your parents don't want to give you money for food,
but they don't want you to spend it on alcohol,
they give you BVBUX.
But there's places that'll accept BVBUX
and you can buy beer with them, I think.
Yeah.
Can you buy beer on campus like at the Jester store?
Oh, yeah.
There was a, just your,
The reason it is, so your parents don't think
you're buying alcohol?
It wasn't so much alcohol.
It wasn't so much alcohol.
Tattoo's in my case, yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, there's a few places on campus.
I still live by campus
and they have a couple of alcohol stores
amongst the apartments.
The place has changed.
So what's Bitcoin worth today?
Like $2,500?
I don't know gonna let me look.
Per Bitcoin?
Bitcoin.
This article that I'm reading from late 2013,
was basically three years ago,
Bitcoin here is worth about $1,100.
But everyone's going back to 2008
and saying what it was there.
They're like, look at that.
But like last time we had a conversation
about Bitcoin three or four years ago,
if we could have bought it, we could have doubled our money.
Which is cool for three or four years,
but it's not like, I'm not gonna stay awake at night
thinking, oh my God, I missed out on the chance
of a lifetime.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, you can see,
I'll send you the chart here,
like the chart, the kind of spikes in 2014,
then of course it goes down,
and then now like it's on the thumbnail.
But everyone looks past spike, right?
Right, right.
You could have potentially lost a shitload of money
getting involved with Bitcoin in 2014, you know?
You might be getting back to break even.
Austin, or Gus, what's the Austin cafe
that has a Bitcoin machine in it?
Dominic and Joe's used to have a Bitcoin ATM.
That's weird.
Benio has one.
Oh, does it?
Oh, okay.
Benio?
All right, I'm gonna sound really ignorant right now.
Let's do it.
Bitcoin aren't stored in the cloud. Bitcoin aren't stored in the cloud.
Bitcoin aren't stored in the cloud.
It's a, I don't know why people like this currency
because there's a lot of things about it
from what I understand that it's locked with a key,
but then the part of that with a key is
then you can see that Bitcoin every transaction
it was used for.
Isn't that correct?
It's like it doesn't have a trail of everything.
I'm not sure, I've never used it.
Oh yeah, I should, I'm talking on my ass, I think.
Just from memory here.
On the podcast?
No.
No.
We never do that here.
That seems incriminating, considering Bitcoin
is usually used for things you don't know.
Right, like silk road and stuff like that, right?
Yeah.
Someone, someone, oh, we're not in life.
So someone yell at me two days from now of why I'm wrong.
Bitcoin trade.
The country's looking it up.
I love that even though we announced
that this is pre-recorded,
people are still gonna be tweeting us
while it's happening.
I'll be engaged.
If you're watching along,
then you can keep up.
I'm gonna watch with my parents.
Er, it's time they'll all get a tweet and be like,
you were wrong about Bitcoin.
Why are they talking about that No, I'm not.
Oh man, last night someone made a reference,
a red versus blue reference from the current season to me.
And I just totally went over my head.
That's like, I felt like a fucking idiot.
Was it something that you had said to?
No, but it was a scene I was in.
It wasn't my line, but he was referencing a scene
that I participated in.
That's like, oh, right.
I made a, I made a John Cena. Just for reference, I recorded that I participated in. I was like, oh, right, I'm in.
I made a John Cena.
Just for record, I recorded that line forever ago.
Oh, okay.
I made a John Cena joke on Twitter
and you know, people are just like,
he's got the guys in mean machines
so then people start tweeting me about it
and someone was like, I think your girlfriend
needs an attitude adjustment.
What the fuck is this?
Like, fuck this guy.
Apparently, that's like his thing.
Oh, it's attitude adjustment.
Like, I don't know.
It's like the John Cena, I don't know.
It's just the John Cena joke.
But I was like, really pissed off
and then everybody started tweeting that same thing.
So I was like, oh, I guess it's a reference.
It's a reference.
Yeah, I just not getting it.
Yeah, I was, the guy I had replied,
the guy I was talking about had replied to a poll I made
because I was talking to Brandon yesterday
and I realized Brandon did not know
what the word gab meant.
Like, if the gab, right. And I was like, that's really weird. I realized Brandon did not know what the word gab meant. Like gift of gab, right.
And I was like, that's really weird.
I'm sure most people know what that is.
So I started running a Twitter poll.
I was shocked at how many people did not know.
I was shocked by those results.
What that word is.
Let me see if I can find the most up to date.
As of right now, it is at 56% no word,
44% do not know that word.
I bet you 56% is wrong too.
I bet it's only like 30%.
I bet those people like good and like,
did you provide any context?
No, I said, are you familiar with the word gab
as in gift of gab?
Oh, then yeah, like that's plenty of context.
I'm shocked at how many people said
they do not know that word.
It's almost 19,000 votes so far.
That's super weird.
That seems like, I mean, that's like an old like gams.
Yeah, of course, yeah. you don't hear that every day.
50s word. Yeah, and then someone replied, you know,
speaking of that, someone replied to the tweet. It was like, oh, I guess I'm just
too old. I don't know this word. And then someone was replied, I'm like, no, you're just,
you must be too young. Yeah, it's not, it's not a new word at all. Yeah, there is this
like kind of weird place that we exist in now. And this was probably happened for
generations where it's like, you know, you got like, oh shit, I don't even know millennial words.
But you know what I'm talking about though, right?
Like, turns and all that bulls-
Thought, lit!
Lit, there you go.
We can just listen all of it.
We dab is in there somewhere.
It's like, I don't know those words,
but I also don't know like old words.
I'm just going to swim in the middle.
Family, you know your words.
Just stop burning, stop. I got a million. How do you do? I'm hip, to swim in the middle. Family, you know your words. Just bam.
Stop burning, stop.
I got a million.
How do you do?
I'm hip, I do everything.
It always disappoints my oldest kid.
Like, that I know things.
It's very disappointing to him, you know.
There'll be like your father saying, you know, cool things.
Talking about how tubular stuff was or.
Yeah, it's like, well, whatever we get in a discussion
and with their mom whenever we're talking about stuff
and behavior or something, I can always say,
oh well, if we want to steer JD away from this,
I can just start doing it.
He'll be like, I'm not gonna do that.
We can go right the whip.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna read this thing here.
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So speaking of
According to urban dictionary
Schlepp is
That one guy in Hawaii Hawaii that is not over the age of 65. He will
tell you that he lives in coast to Mesa and not much after that. You will stalk him and
run downstairs to see if he's still there playing volleyball, but he will not be there.
He stays on the sixth floor and stairs at you as you pass him in the elevator. Urban dictionary
has gone too far. Is that the highest voted one, or is it just a credit at the top?
That's 12 up votes.
So every definition is just someone's single handed
like if you, oh, probably not burning.
Or maybe that's a reference.
Like look up like Becca on Urban Dictionary.
It's probably like a beautiful goddess.
Like it's everyone just does their own name.
Oh, like everyone, every name is like,
so the girl who could say anything and make you laugh,
especially when she's serious
Yeah, but I believe like what blaine is probably like a jack dude who's your bro to the end probably not
It's like Yahoo answers that became literally anything but answers you actually want it was always just the most
Unbelievable garbage on that site be like yeah, I have this
This lump on my shoulder and turning very dark.
What is that? They're like, my sister had that. You have pepper under your skin. It was
always stupid. It, uh, blame to completely fail at something.
Oh, blame it. Rishartee's blame Gibson, who will not particularly failure in his own
right is constantly mocked as being one bicycle
Top top entry on
Urban dictionary they had just forgotten that the community like just and now I just gonna be like playing it
I had forgotten about that everybody did it's back back urban dictionary never forget what was that thing? Oh shit Bernie is to get in one's car and drive around smoking a joint
Let me see. Oh Bernie. That's good. in one's car and drive around smoking a joint. Oh Bernie
that's good. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Gus is the most coolest kid you ever meet even
if he does eat a lot of food and gets all the girls to say, oh I love you Gus. You're so
hungable. I wrote that. Yeah. You're so hungable. I'm so hungable. That's code. I think
I've ever hugged Gus. Second definition for Gus is word that rhymes with bus.
Uh-huh.
So thank you, Urban dictionary, for contributing to public knowledge.
I don't think Gus will let you hug him.
You can hug.
How about you, are we hugged?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Someone sent a photo of us hugging.
We talked about you hugged me at a convention.
Yeah.
It was as awkward as I hoped it would be.
It was horrible. It was horrible.
It was horrible.
I learned to come up organically.
So I was like, I'm not going to do it on podcast.
We'll do it at like RTX when we're drunk.
There's something probably.
So I was going to say, speed of Twitter, am I Twitter pull.
You tweeted about Master of None the other day
and about how great the soundtrack is.
Oh, we're talking to you guys about that.
I finally finished it.
I felt like it took me a while to start watching season two.
I was really excited about it.
I loved season one. And I finally finished season two last night. it took me a while to start watching season two. Like I was really excited about it. I loved season one and I finally finished season two last night.
And I thought it was really good.
I still think I liked season one more,
but season two was pretty good.
Season two had such better writing in my opinion.
The performances were still kind of like hit or miss.
Dude, I love that Italian girl.
She is.
Francesca.
Babe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
I'm really happy to see that show do so.
And I felt like they do one-off episodes so well.
Like the, I love you New York.
I love you New York.
And even I felt like the Thanksgiving one was kind of
one-off.
Really enjoy the one.
You're fired.
But it's good to see like they have a formula.
And it's like you have story episodes
and like non-story episodes.
And they really, you never feel like you're wasting your and like non-story episodes and they really,
you never feel like you're wasting your time.
I feel like they always do a good job
of making you feel entertained
and you're still learning as you're watching that show.
It's such a good commentary on dating
in the 21st century as well.
Yeah, after there's that whole like Tinder first date
episode, I watched that with Esther.
And we finished it and we looked at shows like,
I'm glad I missed that.
Oh, I know.
I had, I've never had to do that in my life.
Like that looks fucking horrible.
And it was so like accurate to how that whole thing goes.
It's like you have these set up questions
and it's basically a date can be interchangeable.
You can just pop somebody in
and it's like you're gonna cover the same fucking thing.
Oh, how many brothers and sisters do you have?
Like all that stuff.
Did you notice in that episode, like there were no cuts?
I think it would just pan away.
And then go back and it was just a different girl.
It was like conceal it with some sort of...
Yeah, like they'd cut to the street, go back, new girl.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was, it's, I'm not even sure.
So he was dating a bunch of different people
at one time kind of a thing.
It was like him going through his Twitter date,
like, ritual, or Tinder date.
So it's like all of his first dates.
Yeah.
And it's like, same, but different people.
Same formula, same restaurants.
Yeah, just like same conversations.
It was, yeah, super accurate.
Yeah, it was, it looked horrible.
I mean, that horrible.
It looked, um, terrifying.
Is the better word for me, I think.
I did like in this season though, like it seems.
What's your hell on?
We've been married 10 and a half years.
Okay, come back to that.
Go ahead.
Oh, I just like that,
as he's had his employment part of his life
Figured out in this season so that like he wasn't struggling with money as well as dating because that was a big issue in
Season one was he's just trying to find a job as well as dating people but yeah
Yeah, great show if you you have Netflix you absolutely watch it
We're I was just waiting for that and that look looked after saying like, this is gonna happen. There it went, yep.
I was just thinking,
because you've over the course of the time that I've known you,
which is a really long time,
you had a long-term relationship,
then you were single,
then you had a long-term relationship, Esther.
Yeah.
Which covered now, 10 years, 10 and a half years, you said?
Yeah.
I always think it's interesting like that,
I can remember times in my life,
being single and going into a long-term relationship and then being a long-term relation
and going into single. And it's, you know, you kind of forget what the other one is like,
you know, when you're in it, but it's like, especially when you're in a long-term relationship,
you see, single scenes like a lot of fun, but it's so much fucking mental overhead.
It's, it's just like constant work and everything.
Like, I would watch Blaine when he was single.
And it was like, it was almost like your year identity
was being a single person.
Whereas when you're in a long-term relationship,
I find I'm way more productive.
It's just like, you have this nice baseline
for having a relationship trip
and being able to build a life around that.
It's like a true representation of who you are
is when you're in your relationship
that you're comfortable with
because when your single is just like,
you're just fucking rabid.
Like, I remember just thinking about
single girls all the time,
just being on Tinder and so like that,
it's like, dicking.
So, yeah.
Just see that awful,
spinox Tinder.
Just see that awful video of the guy
who was using a fidget spinner on Tinder.
He just like stuck it on,
just went like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah.
Why is that?
What are fidget spinners, spinners? Everybody's been going nuts or those, and I'm like starting to see, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, on, like back. Why is that? What are fidget spinners? Everybody's been going nuts or those,
and I'm starting to seem like.
Well, propeller, I think we have one in the marketing office.
I got a fidget cube.
Yeah, see that's a way cooler.
Yeah, fidget cubes are better, I think.
It's the same thing.
fidget cubes are expensive.
fidget spinners are like, you can get them for like a dollar
on promo websites.
I think you know it's a FAD,
whenever it's like, you see them at gas stations.
And I've seen both fidget cubes and spin's at gas station. Gasoline? FAD.
Well, it's like it's like chewing gum. FAD. It's the impulse counter. They've got like
Pokemon cards like right there for the kid to grab. So my eight year old nephew
wanted for his first communion gift was a fidget spinner. Oh. It's what all the kids have.
I don't even have one.
Did you collect them or did you get one and that's it?
You're good.
I feel like it won until it breaks in a day.
I should just be able to.
I walked into the other studio the other day
to do some audio and carry out a fidget spinner
and he was so happy with it.
He was like running around showing it to everybody,
spinning it and trying to, I was, I started asking him,
can you do tricks with it? Like, you know, put it on your fingertip and like spin it around?
He's like, yeah, I haven't figured that out yet. I can't I can't do that yet
These working on it the yo-yo balls of this generation
Yeah, good pet rock. Did you guys ever have a yo-yo fattier school? Oh a yo-yo fatt?
Not real yo-yo. Waited in my school. Yeah, Duncan man
Duncan yo-yo got big got big for a little bit just came back and then was gone in like four months
The glow in the dark yo-yo the butterfly
I
Did have a glow in the dark one or like one that like lit up as it spun. Oh, right. Yeah
Where we talking about AIDS before
Always sure I want to bring that back up because I was like really interested in where that conversation was going
Oh Sure. I want to bring that back up because I was like really interested in where that conversation was going. Oh, right before we started recording.
Oh, right, right, we were talking about CRISPR.
CRISPR, right, there was before we started calling.
Right, we were talking about CRISPR genetic modifications.
And I want to say before we start talking about this, there's like a billion internet videos
about this and you should probably go watch all of those because that's about our level
of knowledge of what this is.
Guys, do you see the way more people do that I am?
There's also a great episode.
Is this a trigger warning for science kids?
Yes.
You're going to get super obsessed.
The first one's heard about it.
There's also a great episode of Vice from last season.
No such thing.
That covered CRISPR.
And what it is basically, it's a way, or it's like, it's a peptide that can go through DNA and then find certain sequences, remove them, and replace them.
What is that in tail?
What is that in tail?
Basically, you can on a macro level.
You in theory could rewrite all of your DNA.
So I could turn my skin like local color? Right, but there are problems.
Okay, so yes, theoretically you could. What in some examples, so it doesn't, it's not always that
easy is what people are finding out. So in one example, they wanted to change a trait on moths.
They were like, okay, we want to take this moth and change it from one color to another color.
So they did that and they ran CRISPR and they're like,
we know what sequence governs that.
So they took out all those, replaced them with the new color,
but what happened was all the new moths of the new color,
their wings didn't form right.
It's like, oh, well, that sequence is also tied to wing formation
and we just didn't realize that.
So all of your DNA is very interconnected.
Butterfly effect.
Right.
It's really good. So it's about finding it and about finding all of the different connections
and modifying all of them. So we're still at the very early stage where we don't really
understand all of those interconnects. But in theory, yes. And I've heard stories about
how they want to start using the technology in embryos to allow parents to select eye
color, hair color,
and other physical traits for-
It's like a video game then.
It's scary, because then if you start doing that,
you're-
Why would you do it with an embryo though?
It just seems like you would just do that
at any point in your life.
Less cells, less DNA, like, it's your starting place.
You're starting with the stem cells,
and then create everything else.
Wouldn't it be cool if you did that though?
We're from brown to blue,
and your eyes slowly clouded over
and blue over the course of like two months,
and then we're blue at the end of two months.
Like the braces, but for your eyes.
But I mean, then you're fucking with...
You're playing God.
The genetic selection.
Yeah.
Right, because you're like, we have a certain degree
of diversity in our DNA, you know,
to ensure survivability.
It's just same thing with bananas.
I've been on bananas lately, quite a bit.
Like all bananas,
I guess it's bananas for bananas.
Are probably gonna be extinct in the next 10 years.
Wait, what?
Yeah, bananas are gone.
Oh.
You eat all the bananas you can now,
because-
It's doggy conquered.
Right now, all bananas,
are, all banana trees are clones of the same banana plant.
Mm-hmm. That's why bananas don't have seeds.
They're cloned and right now there is a fungus
called tropical race four that's affecting all banana plants.
So it affects them, kills them,
and then makes the ground where they can't plant bananas there again.
The podcast answers, Jeremiah took this on.
I guess you brought it up before,
and he had a really great explanation of the whole epidemic.
And it's happened before.
We brought it up before because of the
Cavendish bananas.
Well, Cavendish is the current banana.
It's a big mic.
I don't remember what the old ones were called.
The old ones.
The one, you notice how banana flavor,
this is where we're retread here of the topic before.
Banana flavoring in candy doesn't taste anything like bananas.
Garbage?
Because it tastes like what bananas you taste like.
Yeah, but those are all going.
And everyone who's eaten the old bananas says that the bananas we have now are garbage compared to the old bananas.
That the old bananas were really good and now currently bananas sucks.
No, I can't remember that.
Right, it was before any of our time.
So it's going to happen again and now,
eventually, probably in our lifetimes,
bananas are going to replace again.
We're going to have a different banana that we're all going to have to eat.
Big Mike bananas, Groce Michel is the actual name of the banana, which is French for big mic.
But the reason you're talking about...
Fat mic, I think, actually.
Fat mic, I can't let you know.
There was a breakthrough recently where they think that they can
remove AIDS using CRISPR technique.
Yep, it's pretty cool.
If you saw headlines that said, the life expectancy for someone with HIV is now the same as someone without it.
It's because of this.
This is the latest development in HIV treatment.
I saw a bus driving by like on my way to work the day
and it said something about an HIV preventative owner
that's connected to the computer.
No, it's not.
So I saw a billboard about it.
I actually took a photo of it
because I thought it was really cool.
Is it a condom?
No, it's a, I don't want to, I don't want to speak.
So let me find the photo of the billboard.
They've had that for a while though.
You can take antivirals very quickly and fight it off,
but it's awful.
I knew a guy, this is how weird.
I knew a guy who got stabbed in prison
or not, that's the right way to say that.
He got stabbed in a prison.
Okay.
And, and that, the common thing that's done as if a prisoner stabs you is that they will paint it with blood
And so the prisoner of course didn't refuse to be tested and
So or tell them where the blood came from or anything like that
So he had to go through these anti viral treatments and apparently they were fucking horrible like painful
Yes, I'm working for memory here again, but I think they had to give him a shot in his hip bone
You are correct. I've got that story as well. That is correct. Have you ever had spinal taps? No, my ex did though
I don't know. I was like four and I will never forget it. Okay. I have meningitis
Yeah, that's what that's why my ex had it
That was an eagle pass in the hospital. If you have a
Oh god, I'm so sorry. I know it's worse than if you have a super bad headache
I'm not gonna try to advise you to not get medical help But if you have a sore, I'm so sorry, that's even worse than that. If you have a super bad headache, I'm not going to try to advise you to not get medical
help, but if you have a super bad headache and you go to an emergency room, you just tell
them you're having the worst headache of your life, that's a very specific symptom that
they will then give you a spinal tap.
Like a stiff neck, too, right?
Yeah.
If you have, say, I'm having literally the worst headache of my life, they will immediately
gravitate towards just meningitis.
So this is the billboard I saw.
It's actually really close to the studio.
It's over there, like, at airport and 38, I think. this is the billboard I saw. It's actually really close to the studio. It's over there like at airport and 38 I think.
Just get the pill that prevents HIV.
Yeah, it's not like that too.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just thought it was.
It's cyanide.
I took a photo and I was like, wow, that's really weird.
I thought back to like when I was growing up
and when I was younger and nobody understood what it was.
It's like, oh, it's just crazy epidemics and to kill everyone.
It's like, now I'm driving. That's like, I live in the future. I'm driving by a bill. It's like, oh, you know, it's just crazy epidemics and to kill everyone. Now I'm driving, like, that's like, I live in the future.
I'm driving by a billboard that's like,
get the pill that prevents it.
Yeah, that's just...
So, by the way, I used to work when I was in college.
I worked at the Student Health Center
and I worked in basically sexual public self-sex health
education.
And I would, that's a terrible billboard
because it's amazing how little people know
about sexual health and that billboard is potentially
damaging because someone will read that billboard
and go, the pill prevents HIV.
Okay.
That's because they use the word the pill.
And so if you have that on the billboard,
that's a terrible billboard, especially depending
on where you put it.
That's a really bad idea to have that.
Because the pill is obviously not great protection against HIV. That's a really bad idea to have that because the pill is
Obviously not great protection against HIV. It's probably the worst method of birth control to prevent a HIV start Start to go like super info wars, but that crisper thing sounds like the beginning of a movie where it's like a zombie outbreak
Yeah, I imagine kind of like that's how I imagine starts. Yeah, what's it?
It's such a small part in the movie Emma
starts. Yeah. What's it?
She has such a small part in the movie. Emma.
Is the famous Emma, Emma Thompson, the older actors, she's the
scientist that cures cancer. And then everyone turns into the
I am legend stuff. Yeah.
I'm virus.
Yeah, it's it's it's scary stuff to think about like you think you see like a new technology like, oh, what's what's the worst
possible outcome from this?
It's always like pop clips. Yeah, I'm trying to think of like what current day
is something that like, what's Zika?
Is that like the current like,
people like kind of,
south of the equator,
but it's still a big deal.
If everyone had blue eyes,
back at your lady.
If everyone had blue eyes,
wouldn't brown eyes become more attractive?
Potentially.
I feel like over time, right? Like everyone gets blue eyes, wouldn't brown eyes become more attractive? Potentially. I feel like over time, right?
Like, everyone gets blue eyes, then there's less brown eyes than all those people forget,
and then it goes back to fourth.
It's been my experience talking to women, because it's always hard to figure out what the
hell women use for that gauge of attraction.
It's always, like, I always go back to the one comment I heard that was the most ridiculous
comment where she's like, oh, that guy's so hot, he looks like he could change a tire.
I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?
That is so unquiet.
I could change a tire.
As he drops the toilet.
That's all he's got, mom.
That's all he's got.
Dropping his olive oil, he was hitting on people.
Do you want these olives back?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're all yours.
Thanks.
Guys tend to be attracted to a like a type.
They tend to have a type and they go for that type.
But more so with women, they'll meet a guy and they'd like him
because he's completely different,
like he's from Italy or something like that.
Accents especially drive women crazy in particular.
I think accents go for dudes too.
They work for guys too, but I think they work
a lot better on women than dudes.
I think I saw him in my mom and she told me
that I don't have a type.
She was evaluating all the girls that have dated and all of them been like vastly different
from one another.
And I think that that's the case.
I don't know if I actually have a type.
Just the type is that they all disappoint her.
No, I'm a plus a lot of.
But Chris, I always do Chris a hard positive because I'm a serial killer.
That was like two called acts.
That's right.
That's right.
That's good. I tell Chris all the time that I know exactly what his type is because there'm a serial killer. That was like two callbacks. That's fine, that's fine. That's good. I tell Chris all the time that I know exactly
what his type is because there's a feature on Instagram
where it's like you can see the activity
that your friends are doing.
And every time I'll see Chris Demaris like photos.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
You said there's a social thing on Tinder
where you can see what other people do.
Instagram, Instagram.
Instagram, sorry, okay, sorry.
You can see what people are interacting
how they commented or what they said
and stuff like that in Chris every time
has a million dark-haired exotic-looking women.
He's liked photos from like 20 different angles.
It really bothers me to see how thirsty
my dude friends are.
Right, I know, it's like,
I keep it down a little.
It's kind of like the lame version of Twitter, really, isn't it? It's like the passive-aggressive version of Twitter. It's kind of like the lame version of Twitter, really, isn't it?
What, is it?
It's like the passive-aggressive version of Twitter.
It's kind of like a watered down version.
Watered down, but I think that makes it more accessible
and that's why it has more people.
But yeah.
It's thirsty, that's a good point.
It's a numbers game, Becca.
They got a try, they got a try.
Can't eat a whole run if you don't swing the bat.
This is not gonna meet a girl on Instagram.
What?
He actually did and they kind of dated briefly.
Oh, I have.
Kind of dated briefly.
There you go, he's not gonna meet a wife on Instagram.
I don't want to get too far.
Can he donate blood?
Now, after this girl.
Yes, okay.
He doesn't weigh 110 pounds though.
Yeah, he's like 100 pounds.
So can I?
I could have been that exciting.
Speaking of social media,
I had an annoyance with Snapchat
because I guess they had a...
Fuck Snapchat.
They had an app update,
and now they put your Bitmoji on your snap code.
Like they force it?
Like it's just there now.
I don't have a bitmoji.
I'm never gonna fuck with a bitmoji.
What's a bitmoji?
I'm not gonna install the bit moji app.
I'm not gonna do it.
Oh, those cartoons, fucking, yeah.
Like, you're dabbing or whatever.
Feel like I made the right call by staying away
from Instagram and Snapchat until one of them got
kind of figured out which one was gonna make it.
And I really think Instagram,
because it's so mean.
For a long time it seemed like it was Snapchat
but it seems like Instagram is eating their lunch now.
Well, okay. Also Instagram can copy everything they do and it's Instagram has a long way to go with it was Snapchat but it seems like Instagram is eating their lunch now. Well okay.
Also Instagram can copy everything they do
and it's just...
Instagram has a long way to go with the filters.
The face filters suck, they're derivative.
Snapchat, that's the thing that keeps me coming back every day.
They change up the filters.
And they're really well done.
They're very realistic.
Here's where I agree with you
and disagree with you at the same time.
You are 100% correct.
The face filters are way better in Snapchat, it's what I hate about Snapchat.
I hate the face filters, I just hate, I do with my kids,
but we don't record anything,
but I stopped watching people's stories on Snapchat
because it's just them in a different filter,
or just in a different filter every day.
You know, and some voices and fun stuff.
Some people do fun stuff.
Like, you know, Holly from the community,
she's been to like RTX a bunch of different times.
She, I follow her on Snapchat and she does like the filter
especially with the voice changes.
And then she does like super aggressive
pulp fiction quotes in the mouse voice and stuff like that.
It's really funny.
I had a badge notification stuck on my Instagram app.
And it drove me so crazy that I just deleted that
I had to do a purchase. I would delete it for a badge. You mean a little red number? We're not going. Yeah, I don't understand people who
Can use their phone and have like unread notification the other day
I saw that as her had 67,000 unread emails on his phone. Yeah, Matt's the same way
Matt's inbox is just one long chain going back to the history of when he had email.
And I just, I would, I couldn't stand it if it was exactly.
I'm an inbox zero kind of gal.
What do you have?
9,000.
Oh no, I have just 56 miss phone calls.
Just open the phone app.
Just.
So I do it.
Oh, I have two emails right now.
And they're unread because I haven't like
addressed them yet because I haven't really
started working.
And I always know how many emails I have on my phone.
I'm at three right now.
I try to keep it like single digit and try to work through
unread emails.
And oh shit.
I probably have like 13 because it's like really in the day.
I have a couple of different email management software
programs that come in and help me manage the workflow.
Like there's one that sits there.
It's so hot.
And you see like heuristics, it can kind of figure out how important email is.
What's a heuristic?
Like a learning algorithm.
It figures out what's important to me and what's not.
And then it'll put stuff.
Nothing is important.
In my inbox and then other stuff into like a separate box. And then once a day, it's like, here's the'll put stuff nothing is important. In my inbox and then other stuff into a separate box.
And then once a day, it's like,
here's the less important stuff you may have missed.
And I was like, okay, then I'll scan through it.
Like, oh no, this was actually important.
That's so cool.
Like these, I don't need to know about.
You can tell it, hey, this is important.
And then it's learning more all the time.
Like this was actually important, this was not important.
And it just kind of like learns about
who you interact with and how you interact with.
So blame emails are like top priority.
I, anyone,
I'm sure I didn't say this.
Dude, dude, dude.
Yeah, absolutely do it, don't think.
Anyone who emails me from within the company
automatically gets, like, I can see them right away.
There's no, there's like, they bypass my filter.
Okay.
It's like, I see your email.
Why are we usually, like, hesitant to say that?
I don't know.
Because you don't want people to company mailing you.
I don't know if then people outside the company
can spoof a company email address. Now they've set it. I don't know if that easy to do anymore? I don't know. You want people to accompany mailing you? I don't know if then people outside the company can spoof a company email address.
Now they've set it.
I think it's that easy to do anymore.
I remember that.
Oh no, it's still super easy.
Like I remember sending emails from fake email addresses
to people in trolling them all the time.
No, it's not one in Kershap.
Hey, when people find my email and it's like,
no, shit, Buzzyn talked about that.
Yeah, it's good that you brought it up though.
Do you guys have reminders in your phone
or something that happen every week or every day?
Remind you, I don't mind.
I really need to watch my last vlog.
Sorry, it's tailor-made for you.
It's all about tilt shift.
And then I went through a whole thing
for my last vlog about motivation
and how do you stay motivated?
And I was talking about inspiration
and how when people talk about staying inspired
and working on things and staying busy
and being creative, that, or fitness or whatever,
that they always attribute that to motivation
and I got to stay motivated.
And I was talking about my personal philosophy,
which is I don't believe in motivation
because motivation is the emotional component of inspiration.
You got to wait for it to come to you.
The trick is how do you do it when you're not motivated?
Like how do you always continue to work?
And that's to discipline.
And you're one of the most disciplined people I know.
Like, you sit there and track everything that you eat.
You know, if you, if, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it Do you ever go 36 hours without going to the gym? Yeah, I'll have rest days. That's running a little long.
I might be sick or something, because that's the case.
And then, but to answer your question, yeah,
I use a program called To Do List,
which is a To Do List.
I'm a To Do List junkie.
To Do List is great.
Yeah, and this To Do List, you can just say
add this to my To Do List every day.
Add this every Thursday.
Add this every third day.
This is an app.
Does it do?
Amazon Echo.
It's a good question, I don't know.
So I'm gonna check that out.
That's how it works.
They recently made some updates to it.
It's cross platform, it goes to your desktop
and everything else.
So you can just update it wherever you want.
Can you do reminders on your phone?
I do reminders every day at 3pm, it says take care routine.
And then on Sundays, it says floss.
I use the, I think the only recurring thing that I really use on my phone,
aside from calendar obviously, is like the bedtime.
I use that.
I use that for a few people use that.
Because it's fucking bullshit.
It screwed me over.
It made me wait for work.
I think in a shoot.
I don't know.
And I don't want to bother figuring it out.
It's like the Seinfeld episode where there are
all the different ways in the alarm clock can go wrong.
It's the best way to wake up.
It's way better than the normal alarm.
Like the way it slowly starts at a low volume
and then you kind of like slowly come out of sleep
instead of just being jarred and scared.
It's somehow fucked me over twice I gave it a chance
or three times in, I don't trust it anymore.
So he's bedtime and a regular alarm bedtime is ten minutes before my
Get out of bed right arm. So like I ease in and then I can like kind of snooze
I think what had happened was like one of them over
Took the other one because I also did that I did a backup alarm to safety and they both like cancel each other out or something
What's your alarm strategy, Bernie?
I'm trying to pull up a bunch of due lists here to show Blaine.
Evan who works with us, actually I think, has one of the best strategies ever.
A problem I'm currently trying to solve in my life is how quickly I pick up and check
social media, just like rotate through it, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, you know?
And it's just like, it's such a waste of time,
not even contributing, just reading stuff.
And like the only thing I think I find really valuable
is people communicating at me on Twitter.
I check almost all of those.
I got really furious because I realized the other day,
Twitter is now no longer showing me all of my mentions.
That's why he's tweet bot.
Because the Twitter app is garbage.
Yeah, it's infuriating.
I went in tweet bot and I'm like, oh, there's like,
I thought no one's mentioned me,
this sounds so weird.
No one's mentioned me, no one's added me,
messaged me in like an hour.
And that's weird that on Twitter
that it would be over an hour
between someone messaging at me.
And so then I went to Tweetbot
and yeah, I had five in the last hour
that I just didn't see your Twitter wasn't showing to me. And then I saw them tweet bought it. And yeah, I had five in the last hour that I just didn't see. Your Twitter wasn't showing to me.
And then I saw them in subsequent hours,
or previous hours, I saw that there were other mentions
that didn't.
So it wasn't just like a timing thing
and just they weren't gonna show it to me.
The only thing I use the Twitter app on iOS4
is either posting a poll
or using the integrated GIF function in it.
Dude, I always feel like when I go to post a GIF,
pause every time I say it now. And when I go to post a gift, pause, every time I say it now,
when I go to post a gift,
it's a crapshoot of whether or not it's gonna have motion
and it or not by the time it gets to Twitter.
Like, I can copy it from Google Image Search.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's cool.
So I have to now use that integrated thing.
But in answer to your question to alarm strategy,
one of the things I want to adopt
is what Evan Bregman does is he does not allow screens in his bedroom.
Like the phones stay outside the bedroom.
They charge in the living room.
So then they wake up with normal alarm clocks and then get up and go find their phones.
So you can't have a phone in bed.
I'm an adult and I can just put my phone down.
Well, that's true.
In bed.
For a period of time, I would charge my phone.
You're a phone in your bedroom?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
So I had to get out of bed to turn off my line.
Yeah, Nase had this alarm clock
so it would run away from you.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Get up and fuck those things.
Just stand up.
That's just get out of bed.
I'm horrible.
I'm gonna argue in my case to have my phone by my bed
because being a business relationship
is something does happen in I need to contact a lot
or she needs contact me.
Because sometimes there's a two-hour time difference between us and San Francisco. So she's out and I go to like contact a lot of her. She needs contact me because like, you know, sometimes like, there's a two hour time difference between us and San Francisco.
So she's out and I go to sleep before she gets back home.
I want to know like, okay, she got home safe.
Like she messages you in two a.m.
And so like I found somebody better.
That kind of thing.
That kind of thing.
Emergency.
Oh, I don't remember this thing here.
There's no one better than you play.
Oh, thanks.
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Not talking about the Mummy, talking about something different.
I saw a ridiculous headline this morning that I had,
I saw it was like, this is totally podcast talk.
And I'm gonna bring it up right here.
The headline, it's on New York Daily News.
This is the headline, I'm just gonna read the headline.
He reads it to himself.
Black man receives white penis transplant.
Go ahead, my man.
Plants to tattoo it to match his skin color.
Oh, that's awesome.
They can do a penis transplant.
That's awesome. Apparently it do it. Penis transplant.
That's awesome.
Apparently it's the second one.
This team has done one once before.
And so it sounds like the headlines kind of misleading.
It makes it sound like a mistake, but no, that wasn't a mistake.
So what they plan to do?
This is Dick donor.
Apparently, there's a problem in.
It's not going to stay to me.
There's a problem in South Africa where, well, let me just read the first sentence.
I'm going to have a circle. What do you think is having a surplus of white penises? I don't know what to do. There's a problem in South Africa where, well, let me just read the first sentence from
that article.
Serious of white penises.
I don't know what to do with it.
A 40-year-old black man received a penis transplant from a white donor 17 years after
he lost his own penis in a routine circumcision.
I think that's a misuse of the word routine.
I agree with you.
Yeah.
I, routine is not what I would use to describe that particular circumcision.
Apparently South Africa has a problem with circumcision has gone wrong.
And they have a very high number of penis amputations or partial amputations every year.
Fucking bum.
My God.
And that's why this team of South African doctors now have pioneered this penis transplant
technology.
It seemed like you're focusing on the wrong technology.
Yeah. This is a preventative case. Yeah. this penis transplant technology. It seemed like you're focusing on the wrong technology.
This is a preventative case.
Yeah.
It's like, one, you don't have to do it.
Two, why the fuck is it getting fucked up?
So frequently, if you are doing it.
And this guy was getting circumcised at 23?
Uh, ow.
It's just a really, really bizarre story.
And they said that the other guy, they did it once before
and I think in December of 2014, that, you know, that went successfully and the guy was able to regain urinary
and sexual functions with his penis. Like it healed fine, but it's like, I can't imagine
having to live through that. And then for this guy, going through medical tattooing of the penis.
On your dick. Yeah, so that you wouldn't do Why you wouldn't do that? I think at least you get laid a lot more if you like,
oh, by the way, I'm black, but my penis is white.
I would get that.
That's been nila dip.
I'm gonna get what you're going for.
Don't be on there.
But I'm saying, it's just like,
if you had anything interesting that someone couldn't see,
I feel like that's important.
Like the dude on Reddit with two dicks.
Or it's like, oh yeah.
It's like you could have, because you have like a porn porn career right? It's like an usual thing that nobody's I'm not nobody's seen before.
Frank and Dick. It's a little metal rods sticking out because we like there's no way. You got
true. I really do. I really do. That's like saying a lot of people dying from car accidents. So
we're going to pad the streets with pillows instead of putting sea belts in.
It's like just solve the circumstances.
We kind of do that a lot, you know.
I mean, the big event that happened in Manchester, not to bring this conversation down, I'm sure we're going to see
very specific reactions of security measures to that event, to that specific event. Like, remember when the one guy went on the plane
with a bomb in his shoe,
now we all take our shoes off for the rest of time
when we go through.
Yeah, let's be real, we all have pre-check.
We all pre-check, but you don't do it.
I do too now.
Oh, so fucking sorry.
But the thing where we all have to take off our shoes now,
it's like, then some guy's gonna bring a bomb in a watch
and no one will be able to bring their watch on a plane.
Well, you're starting to get there with like the electronics band now.
Yeah, they never do what they did before,
but we always react like they're good.
Oh, now they're doing the shoe thing
and they're gonna do it all the time.
Yeah, they did it once.
Yeah, they did it once
and now we're all taking off our shoes forever.
What's the electronic band?
Well, there was a limited laptop band
from certain like Middle Eastern countries going, I, to the UK and to the US.
And there's been talk about that potentially expanding to all international flights coming into the US, where your electronics cannot go into the cabin with you.
Fuck. Oh, God, this is going to be so boring.
You don't want the electronics in the cargo hold, though.
I mean, it's like...
I assume that those go through additional screening like another secondary
What I'm saying is just problems that can happen with electronics where it's better to have a person there oh right
You know that can just naturally happen with the electronics. Yeah better to have a person. What is your Samsung phone caught on fire in the cargo
Hold I think they're more targeting malicious use do they have fire suppression in cargo holds yet?
Do they have fire? I believe there's limited fire suppression. It has.
Pretty limited.
They're not gonna haul around a bunch of water,
I guess, halon canisters or something like that.
You think they could just, I mean,
do you pressurize it?
Yeah, and then just, that's what to do,
invent all the oxygen.
I know they're not in space.
But, yeah.
They're still so little oxygen at that altitude
that you could be all right.
Plus that air, super cold.
Mm-hmm. That's not a cold fire. I feel fire could be all right. Plus that air super cold.
That's not the fire.
It's cold, it's cold, it's fire.
I feel it's fire.
It's in tight fire.
It's cold.
I don't know if there's animals or if there's a sep.
I have no idea how it always flies out.
How are there animals down there?
I think they just stick them in there.
That's why they always die.
That's why I would never take my pets with me on a trip.
I was talking to Andre. He's our guy that works in like,
he does visual effects and stuff for live action.
And he transported two cats from Canada.
And I was like, that must have been a fucking hell process
to get those cats down here.
You ever take it a cat in a car?
Yeah, it's awful.
But in an airplane though.
They hate, cats hate everything.
And they hate me in cars.
I'm sure they can accolimate at some point
and be taking them on enough cars. But go into the vet accolimate at some point if you take them on enough cars,
but go into the vet or I'd have to bring Joe
to the office every now and then.
Do they get on your shoulders?
They pant.
No, the worst thing they can do sometimes is,
they'll get at your feet and lean on the pedals
and then they'll get out of there.
So you gotta get a carrier, man.
Well, I have a carrier for Joe
and then he howls in at the entire time.
So one of my best friends from Texas, moved to Hungary, lived there for like eight years.
So she moved from Texas to Hungary with her two dogs.
One of them was a pretty big dog, had to be in the cargo hold.
One of them is a doxan.
Sorry, I don't mean to sidetrack you here.
You're about to.
What are, are there no rules for taking an animal out to another country?
Yeah, it depends on the in taking country.
So a lot of countries have a quarantine period
Okay, yeah, Australia is a really strict one and Hawaii actually has a pretty restrictive one too
Just because it's like so yeah, New Zealand does too. Okay, sorry, it just just curious
But yeah, so I think yeah, it was like two weeks. I did like sit in a kennel just for observation
So they lived in Hungary for like I don't know six years and years. And so at this point, these dogs are like insanely old.
And she just moved back to the States.
Actually, she moved to Ireland for a little bit
and now she's back in the States.
So she has traveled all over the country with these dogs.
Over the world.
Yeah. Oh, sorry, yeah, all over the world.
Yeah, and one of them's like 15 years old.
Damn, how does he hold up?
She's all right.
Like, she made it.
It was me some chill ass dogs.
I know.
Yeah.
Actually took a cat to and from Australia and had to put it in quarantine for a month every chill ass dog. I know. Yeah. And she took a cat to and from Australia
and had to put it in quarantine for a month every time
when she moved down there.
Yeah.
And if you're woken up and that cat's just like trying
to like slit her throat.
I would be so lonely.
I would be so sad if I would be there every day.
I would drive the kennel place crazy.
Just like, I'm just gonna hang out here all day.
Can you do that?
Yeah, you can visit, yeah.
It's a lot of dedication.
It's a lot of time to invest. And that's all stressed to put an animal through. Yeah.? Yeah, you can visit, yeah. That's a lot of dedication. It's a lot of time to invest.
And that's all stressed to put an animal through.
Yeah.
So to take them like that, yeah, I would never take my pet
on a plane or anywhere.
And it's weird, like I see, I think last year I was in
the Houston airport.
I think I took a photo of it, I should say I can find it.
Where there was like the restrooms,
there was like the man's room, the women's room,
and there was like a pet restroom.
There was a sign for like a pet restroom
in the airport.
Nice, I saw one of those in Seattle.
It's just like a little balcony where dogs can go out and pee.
Like that's so smart, because then in Austin,
you have to leave security and come back there.
You know what's a cool thing that I noticed about bathrooms
is I've been in more and more places.
I was just in Brooklyn this last weekend.
There's in this hotel and their lobby bathroom was like- You know what I'm saying? And more and more places, I was just in Brooklyn this last weekend, and this hotel, and their lobby bathroom was unisex.
And more and more unisex stuff,
which is kind of neat to begin with,
but I think a really cool effect
of having a unisex bathroom is,
the bathrooms stay way cleaner.
Yeah.
Are they one-holeers, or is it like stalls?
It stalls, so it's like a room that has the sinks
and then stalls with full doors, basically.
Like floor to ceiling, you know, doors on them.
And there's a whole row of those,
just like eight or 10 of those.
Which is also, because then there's also way more.
You have to worry about like when you know,
you're at a stadium and the line for the...
One line's really long.
Yeah, it's super duper.
For my experience, men's and women's bathrooms
are equally filthy.
It's just the urine is in different places.
Men's bathrooms is on the floor.
Women's bathrooms, it's all over the toilet.
It's all over the seat, yeah.
I was having a conversation with the lawn
because I went to a place and was like,
oh, they had this guy cutting in front of me
to go to the bathroom,
I was like, should I go to the way for that guy,
but then they had a unit's like,
bathroom's was like, oh, score.
I can just go to the other bathroom.
And then I started talking to Roy,
and I wonder, do you think in like 15 years,
they're gonna have like that joke?
Some kids gonna be watching a movie
where there's gonna be the joke,
where the guy goes into the girls' bathroom on accident,
and that's gonna be like an antiquated joke.
Yeah, I got to say it.
Absolutely.
I get what you're saying.
Like people are gonna be like,
what is, I don't know, I'm gonna understand that.
I have, we're like, oh, you said,
why is there no smoking sign in this classroom that's absurd?
Yeah, yeah.
What's the thing that you think of for that the most?
Like something that has been lost a time
and no longer makes sense as a joke.
For as a moment, phone booths is a big one.
Phone booths to get what a Superman
changing the phone booth.
Anything else to do with phone booths is, yeah, out of date.
That big Vodaville hook coming from off.
Off stage.
That's still funny.
I always think about the movie Polterguys.
They would talk to the ghosts after they played
the national anthem and the television station
went off the air and went to static.
And people were like, people were like, what is that?
It's not even off the air, but it's also static, Scott.
Yeah, there's no static anymore.
It's blue.
Well, it's sort of in the same vein,
but I feel like horror movies is a genre,
a really screwed over by technology,
because for a long time, it could be like,
you're stranded in the middle of nowhere
and have no way to call for help.
But now, cell phones are so ubiquitous that,
you know, there's that,
so you have to almost build into the plot,
a rationale, try to wipe the phone.
Even sign fells have been kind of ruined by that.
So a lot of sign fell plots are like,
oh, if they could just had a cell phone
or it could just call someone, this would be solved.
That episode where they're waiting
for the Chinese restaurant.
Yeah. I think that's why they're doing a lot of like period pieces. Like not only like the best. That episode where they're waiting for the Chinese restaurant. Yeah.
I think that's why they're doing a lot of like period pieces.
Like not only was the 80s like a cool period,
but it also like cell phones were as common.
So I think that that's why like some horror movies are like,
yeah, it was, you know, the back in the 80s,
it's from a cell phone.
Well, I think even some films for a while
try to embrace the cell phone side of things.
Like there was that, he was a Korean horror film that I think there was a
US version called one missed call was like a horror film that centered around
Yeah, like around cell phones and around like missing a call that
It was kind of like the ring or it's like there's this phone call and you're gonna die if you hear it
Mm-hmm that kind of stuff. I kind of hate that if you ever watch a modern horror movie or or anything like I watched
God, what's that movie called?
Your Next?
Pretty shit, I didn't like it.
But I thought it was terrible.
The one that the director made after that was good, though,
the guest.
Anyways, that was like one of the first things they addressed.
As soon as the shit started hitting the fan,
they were like, oh, my phone reception is gone.
I hate that we have to like check that box off
for any sort of horror movie.
And that's a shit on us, but like we had to do it in day five.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's like that.
Everyone's dead.
Cell phone towers died.
Died.
Eventually no one's there to maintain them.
Yeah, reboot, whatever.
Yeah.
Second technology.
Making writing harder.
Yeah.
Should be ashamed.
Yeah, it's a, but I'm sure we'll find there'll be something new, right?
There's always like, it's something.
It's always something different. It's always something different that pops up and that's, that'll be something new, right? There's always like, it's something different.
There's always something different that pops up
and that'll be the new thing that we focus on.
So changing the subject a little bit.
Texas Monthly had their annual best barbecue in Texas list.
Texas Monthly is at his magazine.
And the best barbecue in Texas, was it Austin?
Was it all Texas?
Number one, it has been Franklin for a while,
not Franklin
No, number one is
Snowes never even heard of it in Lexington. Where's that Lexington Texas Lex I don't know where this I don't
Look at I bet it's in East Texas. I don't like paintball much
Franklin is now number two for best barbecue and snows has popped up to number one. I just looked up Lexington, Texas on Google and
it has the little you know how some little side panel has information about the
city had like a map of it and it showed the little county where Lexington's in
and then the only thing of note on there was Snow's barbecue. You can see
look at that. Snow's barbecue for the entire city. The default view of Lexington
Texas.
Where's that in relation to Austin?
I will look that up for you right now.
Cause I am a little bit sick.
So Cooper's is on the top 50 list,
but they only rank the top 10.
Oh, it's not far at all.
It's between here and college station.
Oh, that's cool.
It's a little bit hard to get to,
but it's, it's.
It's not too 90?
Yeah, you have to go to 90 and then, like you can't, you should be able to just cut across the air, but you have to kind of go around and get to that it's it's not too 90. Yeah, you have to go to 90 and then like you
can't you should be able to just cut across there but you had to kind of go
around and get to that I guess. What's uh I'll go I'll go. I'll go. It's a 53 minute
drive from our office. Fuck that. Let's go this weekend. What's uh what's the best
barbecue in Austin aside from Frank Lonsman? You're been to Michael. I'm like
actually trying to like make a wait. Make a wait. You're been to... Michael Fwaite. I'm like actually trying to like... Michael Fwaite.
Michael Fwaite.
Michael Fwaite.
No, Michael Fwaite.
Michael Fwaite.
Michael Fwaite.
Tom is an old friend.
It's Michael Fwaite.
Michael Fwaite.
Michael Fwaite.
I'll check it out.
Craft meets.
I just like brisket a whole lot.
They're great, good brisket.
I think the best thing about Michael Fwaite is their size.
I think a lot of barbecue places.
It's 100% Michael Fwaite.
Yeah. Michael Fwaite. I've never been. A lot of places skimp, a lot of barbecue places. It's 100% mcgleth weight. Yeah.
Mcgleth weight.
I've never been.
A lot of places skimp, a lot of our cue places focus on the meat and skimp on the sides
where I think the sides are really good there.
Ooh, sizes important.
You recognize it's spelled with a TH though.
Yeah, I'm gonna ignore that.
Okay.
You're saying mcgleth weight?
No, mcgleth weight.
Okay.
What's, I think my only exposure to is its salt lick is in the airport?
Still hard to get like that, but not bring around guys.
Yeah. That's what it is. That's what it's Salt Lake is in the airport? Still hard to check, I'm not bringing around, guys. Yeah.
That's pretty good.
That's great.
Way to keep the street alive.
Yeah, Salt Lake is one of the most overrated places.
It's kind of a tourist trap, I feel.
Yeah, and you're the kind that go out
to drip in or wherever the hell it is.
It's like they have the family style stuff
where it's like all you can eat
and you take out a town visitor.
I felt like that for a long time for Salt Lake
and then I went there with it.
And Ed Robertson was in town.
And we went there because he really wanted to go there.
And it was fantastic.
Yeah.
It was just I was like, why don't I just live right next
to Salt Lake like a mile away from Salt Lake
where we first were working on River versus Blue.
And I got so sick of it because we only
placed the eatout there was Salt Lake.
And I was like, oh, you're so lucky. It's like, the only place to eat out there was Salt Lake. And everyone's like, oh, you're so lucky.
It's like, nah, I can only eat so much Salt Lake.
Salt Lake is not on the top 50 list.
Yeah, it's good now.
You know, this is good in Austin.
Good place to go.
Rudy's.
Rudy's is always good.
Rudy's underrated.
I like their stuff.
Yeah.
Rudy's massively underrated.
Only because it's so easy to eat there.
Everywhere else, it's like, you have to jump to hoops
just to eat barbecue.
There's a place called Style Switch. Up on the mark. It's so easy to eat there. Everywhere else, it's like, you have to jump to hoops just to eat barbecue. There's a place called Style Switch.
Up on the mark.
It's so good.
It's garbage.
It's garbage.
No, you're wrong.
I guess I did drink a eight-throw one, I was hungover,
but man, I think I'd make it better if you're hungover.
A lot of the time, you're like, oh,
you're right.
Taco Bell is amazing when you're hungover.
Amazing.
No.
We didn't imagine about this.
Food is terrible when you're hungover.
Yeah, it's my favorite. It would hangover for you. I had to, like, just pour something down when I'm hungover. Amazing. No. We didn't imagine about this. Food is terrible when you're hungover. Yeah, it's my favorite.
It's my favorite.
Hangover.
I had to, like, just force something down when I'm hungover.
It makes me feel better when I'm done,
but I wouldn't say I enjoy the act of the food itself.
So I switched it.
So I switched it.
It's on the top 50.
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
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Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Oh, is number eight. Oh, yeah. I've heard you say lots of good things about corkscrew barbecue.
But it's a chocolate crafty.
That sounds like a hipster place in East Austin.
If you're coming to RTX in Austin this July,
that's a handy list for you to check out
and eat some barbecue in your income.
We actually have a vlog that we wanna do
before RTX, which is, we did this thing where we went to the barbecue tour down in Lockhart
and that was a fun one of people like that, where we went to three different barbecue places.
And after the second one, I predicted some people were going to be like, I'm not going
to the third place, sure enough that happened, I thought that was funny.
And I thought, why don't we just do that in Austin?
Like we go to every incredible restaurant in Austin, like Gordos and Michael Wait,
like Franklin's home slice, go to all those places,
all in one day, and it's just like one after the other,
bang, bang, bang, bang.
And with that from Louis, the bang bang.
And see who could fall off, yeah, the bang bang.
But like this would be like a all day thing,
this would be like a hobbit like breakfast,
we get breakfast tacos from torches.
Oh man. No, we just go through all the different places. I don't know if they've ever talked to someone. We get breakfast tacos from torches. Oh man.
No, we just go through all the different places.
Or the breakfast tacos from somewhere.
Get some ramen from ramen tacos.
I don't know.
Actually Adam L.s did that once.
He ended the night of Fogo de Chal,
but all day before he was going to home slice,
going to like,
Oh yeah, I think he did a massive cheat day
or something like that.
I think you're right.
I think you did do that.
Would you guys be in?
You want to do it?
I would totally be down here.
I can put away some food.
If it's on a Saturday or Sunday
because weekends are a little bit loose.
And it's your cheat day Sunday.
Yeah, Sunday's my cheat day.
I've actually got a nice system now
where I switch out one week
I'll do home slice on Sunday
and in the next week I'll do VIA 313
and I'll go back to home slice.
And then it'd be clear
he eats an entire home slice pizza
for his cheat day.
An entire large one.
Yeah.
I'd probably do that.
I'd probably do that. I'd probably do that. I'd probably do that. I'd probably do that. I entire large one. Yeah. I probably did that. I probably did that.
Yeah, the eight slices.
Yeah.
You didn't have y'all had.
That's fucking thick.
I put it down easy.
Have you had that balsamic prosciutto pizza
at via three and three?
I don't fuck.
The fucking best thing I've ever eaten in my life.
I just get the cheese and I get the pepperoni and I'm set.
I don't want to try anything else.
You got to try the speeds I did.
So good.
But okay, the risk that I run is if I get that,
and then I fuck it up and I don't like that pizza,
did I have to go another two weeks before I get to try it?
Oh, I see what you check.
Why don't you go with Becca?
She can order that pizza and you can smell it
to see if it's something you wanna eat, right?
I don't want to, balsamic, it's just like,
I don't know what the prosciutto is.
When we did that make our own pizza,
I think for pizza hut a couple of years ago,
I think we had a balsamic drizzle on the pizza
because we realized that balsamic actually works really well
on a pizza.
It's a little bit sweet, so good.
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What's Nesca Betje?
It's like the pickled carrots and onions and jalapeno that you see at a Mexican restaurant.
I don't like that.
You don't like that?
I don't like that. You don't like that I'm looking at Michael weights
Menu as they have a brisket Frito pie. That's really good. Oh
He's getting chile cheddar cilantro. Let's give H.A. Red onion and Karema
I thought blended in there best Mexican in
Kocina de Consuelo. Where's that it's's on Burnett, just north of 45th by Pacha.
Okay.
Big weight, long weight.
No, no weight.
I have one.
Um, what I go to the Oro, is it South, South Congress in 290?
Okay.
Or Habanero Cafe, which I think is really good.
It's a South first in Old Turf.
We spoke in New.
We know it.
I've never, I've never, you probably thinking Tex Max, these two... Soft, first and all, tour of. Eat, max, and you can't see. We spoke new. We know it. I've never, you probably thinking Tex-Mex,
these two, you know, best Tex-Mex and all.
Borego is Tex-Mex, okay.
I've never eaten that borego.
I've always wanted to eat there.
It's good.
It's so good.
Damn, I always passed that place,
and I was wondering about it.
Go down to Buda, it's a little bit of a hike,
a little bit, go into the main street in Buda,
there's a place called Garcia's.
And you have what is Joel Hamon's favorite thing
to eat in the whole world, which is the chicken Garcia.
It's a fried chicken breast with casal on it.
That's awesome.
I love some casals.
It's so friggin' good.
It is so good.
It's good.
I haven't had that since we left the office down in Buda.
Yeah, that was good.
I forgot about that.
I forgot the place to even name Garcias.
Yeah, super healthy too.
I had a successful routine.
Every time I would go to Buda,
I would then go to Colors. Oh yeah, that was great. Yeah, super healthy too. I had a little routine. Every time I would go to Bueta, I would then go to Culver's. Oh yeah, yeah. Go on. It's a little hamburger stand,
little they have custard though, which is some poor kid in Washington's listening to this podcast.
Oh, fuck. No, I think Culver's is a chain. Culver's chain starts from Minnesota, I think.
Somewhere in the Midwest, yeah. Yeah, my kids, my kids love it, but we were going there for,
oh, the one in Buda, but there was one on William Cannon. This also went up North. Yeah,
right. By the domain, yeah. But we've been going there for, oh, the one in Buda, but there was one on William Cannon. There's also one up North. Yeah, right.
By the domain, yeah.
But we've been going there for such a long period of time,
we don't call that restaurant culverts,
we call it BlueRoof.
Because Teddy would call it BlueRoof,
and he was a little kid.
And he was like three years old, so we go to BlueRoof.
All right, well, speaking of that,
it's about time to wrap up.
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