Rooster Teeth Podcast - Triggered by Social Media - #459

Episode Date: September 26, 2017

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to the new version of Mac OS. Why would you do that? It finished literally less than a minute to go. I think I 4.59. It was done and I was in a lot of them. Yeah, I'm in. Anyway, and went off the black screen. It went off to a black screen for a while. It's like, hmm, does it need a rebooted? Is it going to be fine? Oh, yeah, that actually worked.

I was in a meeting where I was exporting a document that I needed for that meeting. And this has happened in school too. I've been in school and I needed to do something for a class, like export a video for a film class. And I'll be sitting there on in class, like listening to the professor and looking at my laptop and it's like just barely finishing.

I hate that. That happened to us at the first Let's Play Live in Austin where we're supposed to have, and it's in the documentary, if you watch the Let's Play Live documentary, where there's supposed to be a video introducing the heist. But like, there literally wasn't enough time left before the show for the export.

Like the time left on the export bar was too far. And it was like just export it. Just finished the export. How did that, how did that story end? We had to do a live setup on stage instead of using the video to set it up. That's gross. Why was it being exported that close to?

There was a fight about it. And if you watch the documentary, you can see it gets, it gets very heated. Was that the one where Jack had to apologize or not had to, but he chose to apologize? Jack and Jeff, yeah, get into a little argument about why the video's not ready. It was a very sweet moment afterwards

because then Jack apologized and Jeff and Jack had a nice little bro moment. The drama, the action, watch it now on RT Docks. I don't remember if I'm in the shot or not, but I was standing there and I was like, yeah, anybody who holds the story second hand or even like after witnessing it said it was one of the most legitimately

awkward moments they've ever experienced, especially here at the company, like Jack legitimately, like lost it. How do you deal Gus with like conflicts like that? Do you just kind of... I was happy it wasn't me. Yeah. But so say I were to come and like,

start a conflict with you in like an argument, just really guns a blazing. I guess it depends on your validity of your argument. I mean, that's really quite a boil down here. If like, Gus legitimately wronged you in some way, I would imagine you're a big enough man to be out of politics. It depends on, I guess my perspective of it as to whether or not I thought you were correct or not.

I suppose like, that's what it boils down to. Do you, an Esther, argue very much? I mean, it's not very frequent at all. I mean, it's happened a couple of times, but it's, it's really, really good. It's pretty good. A couple of times and you've been married for a little lower 11 years. A couple of times. Yeah, that's good. We have a pretty good track record. Have you ever been legitimately angry at me? I don't think so. Have I? I don't think so. I don't, I don't, I don't, nothing, have I? I don't think so. I don't, I don't, nothing comes to mind. I used to be a lot angry or when I was younger.

Like when we first started recipes, like that was kind of known as being like the guy who would get irrationally angry, but I mean, that, I think I aged out of that gone. I think you still carry on that persona, like the community, you see, you was like grumpy Gus. And when I came into the company at first, I was, I don't know how you guys felt, but but I was like yeah, Gus is gonna be like an asshole

I mean I give him his space I think I'm like closer to you than most of the other senior people that work here Nice nice guys nice guy Gus good guy Gus play video games in your office rebranding right now. Yeah from now on Wait, so how let's I want to find. Have you guys ever been mad at me, or like has there been any big conflicts between any of the podcast people that are on right now? I think there, I can't think of when, what it was, but I can remember a time being legitimately

upset at you about something. I think when you farted on me. I know. That's what I was gonna say. There are times where we've been in meetings and you keep farting and you laugh it off like it's a joke and I'm just like piss off of you because everyone is in there is trying to do something That's why John is like the ideal friend. Yeah, cuz they'll fart gonna be like I'm so sorry

And he'll be like I can't smell it But even though you can't smell it. It's still got a bump. Does it bother you? Why would a fart? If I can't, like, that's like asking someone who's blind, like even though you can't see it, doesn't this bright light in all these flashing colors bothers, like no, it's still something that came out of his ass. I don't like.

You know, it's, it's, if the bright lights were coming out of his ass, the light person might care about that. Yeah. Yeah. If you had no sense of taste, and someone was like, here lick this, and then you lick this. It turns out it was Blaine's ass.

Yeah, but when Blaine farts, specifically, when anybody farts, the mixture of the particles into the air becomes, it turns into such a low-percentive. You haven't smelled his fart. No, but I'm saying, it's not a high-denser that you You haven't smelled this fart. No, but I'm saying like the smelly, that's the answer that you have. What if he farted on you?

I actually, in college, for a year, I lived in a dorm and when... I can imagine this going. I just like, like, two-fin-minute old boy laugh. So you're so excited about it. When my, when my dorm mates, and we had, we were in a hall, and so we were all like friends. We were like, 2D, that was our hall, 2D.

And when they found out I couldn't smell, they didn't believe me. And so they were trying to devise a way to see if it was legitimate. And so what they determined was that there was one guy in the hall who was known for his farts being extra bad. And so they set up a very scientific test of us standing in the hallway and him farting

right into my face. I'm just seeing if I reacted. You know what, you are, John? What? You're like the kid. There's this kid named Kenny. I don't think any story is kidding. There's this kid named, involving a kid named Kenny is ever gonna end up well.

Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no. This is a kid named Kenny in my middle school and he was the kid who was like, he just wanted to be liked. And so he would like, people would would pick up off the cafeteria floor, like an old gummy bear that was like covered in dirt

and be like, hey, Kenny eat this and he'd be like, yeah, okay guys, all right. And he'd be like, oh god like covered in dirt and be like, hey, can he eat this? And he'd be like, yeah, okay, guys, all right. And he'd be like, oh, and he'd be like, ha, ha, ha, because he just wanted attention. And like, he thought that was like him making for, but this was, this was a no, this was like, I couldn't lose in this snare because I can't smell.

But you can lose. I can't smell. You're the dude getting farted in his face. You're gonna get pink eye. Yeah, pink eye. You know what, Chris? I bet you didn't do anything stupid in college. No, I did plenty of stuff.

I'm sure you haven't done anything stupid in front of a camera. No, I've been, I'm sure you haven't done stuff that you'd regret or other people would be stuck in. I'm not a Kenny John. I just saying, you're throwing shade at me. And let's just look through your career real. Hey, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You feel better, John? Because Chris is attacking you right real. Hey, do you want to make you feel better, John, because Chris is attacking you right now? One of the first videos that I had to, or one of the first things that I had to do when I was an intern was edit videos for RTLi. And I remember like, sometimes we'd have weeks where we just have content out the butt. Like people had been filming stuff around the office

who's great. And then sometimes you had to dig deep into the dregs of our old files. Yeah, so you'd have to find like old crap that was, you know, I lost. So I remember digging through our server and going through and just like, oh, this crap is crap.

And then I found a video called Chris Dipper. And I was like, okay, let's see where this goes. And then I proceeded to watch, like poor little college plane, a fan mailed in adult diapers into rooster teeth, and then Chris thought it would be a great idea if he and, I don't know, like Brandon or someone else put these diapers on, and then proceeded to soil themselves in these diapers and film it for an RT life.

So you shit yourself. No, I didn't shit myself. It was pee. You're peed yourself. Ah, Chris will be on the source here. No, he could have done both. You willingly peed yourself. He did pee, but I remember did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, But mine was never released either because there's no footage of it. I'm just telling you the story So that footage was never released. No, so you know for extra life

Exist anymore speaking of which speaking of for extra life we had to get rid of the milk that was behind me It was the 2018 milk had to go away because it looked like it was about to explode You can just open it up to air it out What are you talking about? No, it was, who was here? You were here, right John? Oh, Chris? Yeah, it was really nasty. It was, the 2017 milk is still okay.

It's still back over there. It's weird. Wait, so the 2018 didn't last, but the 2016, what 2016 didn't last? Which one was that? 2018. That was the one that I just noticed. All right, I just know. Theoretically the fresher milk was about to.

Well, no, they they it's not that it was fresher. They were both purchased on the same day. I just labeled them two different things. Oh, so that one was one one was ready to explode. And what if it's getting hit by light or something? That's what some guy speculated. I said maybe like in manufacturing like one of your co-workers. Who said it? Was it Nick?

Now someone said me. Yeah, some fucker. I don't who said it wasn't Nick. That's someone said. Yeah, some fucker. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. I was waiting for my laptop. White boys. It's hard to tell them all the part. Okay.

Are you watching the Let's Play family reunion? It's just a bunch of white boys in California. Yeah, those guys Jack rivaled my title for cheese master last night. I have only heard about it. And they even like touched on it. Apparently like only heard about it, and they even touched on it, apparently, passed out at one point. And he's fine today, but I guess he got really bad last night. What do you mean?

There was alcohol in a hot tub involved, which is not a great time. Right, the hot tub was full of alcohol? Yes. There was not a hot tub of alcohol in the room. No, no, no. The hot tub was full of alcohol. Really?

It was full. How were you saludatory in? You were saluditorians. And I questioned this constantly. Why couldn't there have been a hot tub full of alcohol? Oh, I don't know Chris. How much is it, it's like, it perounds how much is alcohol and then filling a fucking hot tub with it. Cool.

You think you could actually afford filling it? Yeah. Now we don't have to ask if it's played different than Maddox. Okay, all right, dude. All right, dude. What are we, what is the point of this thing? It's like they're going out there and doing a much of jackass stuff, right?

Okay, a hot tub full of alcohol seems within the realm of possibility. It really does not. It doesn't. Because like you would have to heat up the alcohol, no one's gonna want to drink alcohol that someone's sitting in. I wonder, but it's also just a sheer mass. I wonder if you're heated up heat up the alcohol no one's gonna want to drink alcohol that someone's sitting in I wonder But it's also just the sheer mass

I wonder if you're heating up and the vapor got in your nose I'm legitimately going to like the scientific ramifications of an entire large vat of boiling Like 130 degrees alcohol boils Faster than water right because the alcohol will leave, right? But in a hot tub, I don't know, yeah. In a hot tub, I think you'd still probably be okay. I'm just saying, I bet you could go really drunk.

I bet you could. Did you, I think you'd die? You probably would. No. Do you remember that shitty song from the 90s steal my sunshine by the group? Yeah. Like one hit one.

Yeah. I read a little bit of trivia about the music video they made for that the other day I guess like the music the label was really into it. They thought the songs would be huge So they gave the band a hundred and fifty thousand dollars to make a music video and they spent a hundred thousand dollars on liquor and They said that they had so much liquor they broke an elevator at the hotel they were staying at trying to get it all up to their rooms That was how do you spend that much money? I mean, I guess if you're gonna hot tub.

So that's what made me think about it. So I can't imagine, you get all that money, like this just buy liquor for the duration of this shoot. I'm even thinking like, a lot of night we're looking up the most expensive things that you could buy on Amazon. Just had a curiosity, just came up. And one of them was lubricant. You could get an oil drum filled with lubricant.

I think cow shop might have done that recently, but it's like $1,300 or $1,400 for a barrel of a lube. So that's it. Next your life. Oh yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be cool. Oh, can you imagine a slip-in slide with a lube? I think it'd be dangerous.

I think we'd have, someone would just like, a trip. We'd break the sound barrier. Man. It'd be like a lot of fun. It'd be like Christmas vacation. Yeah, that's the only image that's going through my head right now. It goes down the toboggan and that nonstick coating.

But anyway, so I was saying like I was, I felt when we started, I was upgrading my laptop. I felt like really discombobulated. I felt almost like one of those dreams you have or a nightmare where it's like you show up to class and there's a final and you forgot that you had that class and you're not wearing pants or some combination of that. It's like I only went to school. I only went to college for a year and I still have those fucking dreams.

I never had the pants or the nudity dreams, but I had the ones where you didn't study or didn't read or didn't go to class the entire time and just woke up with the worst panic ever. And I still do. I hate that. Like, I'm a decade out of any school and I still have those kinds of nightmares every once in a while. I have those and then sometimes I'll have these ones.

I don't know if it's based on how the person is wired, but I have a lot of dreams where it comes to a physical activity and I can't perform. Like where it's like, Blaine, no, no, no. Well, yeah, I guess that's been a dream, but no, like, all right, Blaine, you're in a race or you're being chased by something

and then I just can't, like, I'm running slow motion in my hands. I think I've had a rectal dysfunction dream before. I think I've had that kind of a dream. Yeah, that's probably some normal right? I've never had one of those. I've never had one of those for me. I've had dreams where like head sex was like fat men and I wake up and I'm like, what was that brain?

I don't feel so bad about my dream anymore. Wait, let's delve a little deeper. I don't know how it comes up, but I've had dreams. Just try to break. It's just a fat hairy. I don't know how it comes up, but I've had dreams. Just try to, it's just a fat, hairy guy, and I'm, for some reason, porking him, and I'm like, into it, even though I wake up, and I'm like, why are you having,

I don't know. It analyzes me, the audience. I really don't put any stock in a dream. I think it's just like random firing of your brain. I know some people were like, oh, well, this dream could mean that, or this dream could mean this. I I think it's just like random firing of your brain. I know some people were like, oh, well, this dream could mean that, or this dream could mean this. I just think it's just your brain.

Like, oh, let's see what kind of cookie shit we can come up with. Yeah. I think there is some element of like your worries and fears, you know, like, I don't think like cavemen had dreams about missing tests. What test did probably,

did not exist for cavemen. It's not like random. They're like, oh, you can't do about something that doesn't exist. Oh, I woke up. There was white sheet. I don't know what means.

Teacher, I don't know. Grace. I just think it's, just keep talking, keep talking. They are, okay, I've had panic dreams about like shoots and stuff. Like have you ever been on a shoot before? Yeah, exactly. Oh, so there's context in there

for why you would have had that dream. Yeah, so it's not just random firings. What? I've just said, no, okay. You're amazing, Chris. It's, you can't have a dream. We know you can't have a dream about something you don't even know about. Like I can't have a dream. We know you can't have a dream about something you don't even know about.

Like I can't have a dream about what it's like to exist in the fourth dimension. You could though, you don't know. I just saying you could have that dream. No, I can't. Has anybody ever had a dream about existing in the fourth dimension? How would I have a dream?

There's like an alien in the corner that's like, oh, maybe someone's raised in their hand right now. We can't see it. Cause it's in the fourth of the day. I can't, I can't dream about something I don't know about. That still doesn't mean that, that's the,

Gustav's talking about its random stuff of just what's going on in your head. He's not saying random stuff of anything in existence. I had a dream the other night, sorry, Alana, that a girl gave me her phone number. And I remember taking the piece of paper and looking at it and I couldn't decipher what the numbers were. And I think I heard this on the podcast or something

before, to where your brain, you can't read or... I can read. And then you're... Yeah, I dispute that claim. I've heard people say that, but I can read in my dream. I think though, like, my brain couldn't come up with an actual phone number. Because I would really be curious if I called that number

what it was. What it would have been. Yeah, great. I use the girl for my dreams. Hello. And Morty's speech. No, no, no, no. Then you arranged to meet and it's the big fat hairy dude.

Yeah. We call it comes first circle. The one I have most often about not being able to perform is in my dream, I'll want to open my eyes. And I think it's my body really wanting to open my eyes. Yeah. And it's like, I'm entering the perform is in my dream, I'll want to open my eyes. And I think it's my body really wanting to open my eyes. And it's like I'm entering the fight where in my dream my eyes are kind of open, but not fully open and I'm trying to open them all the way.

And I'm just struggling with my physical body. You just reminding me, has anybody been following what's his name? Adam Ellis. That's such a fucking bullshit story. Fuck you. It's so bullshit. Why is it so stupid?

Why is it so stupid? You get that ghost stories bullshit. There's a guy not Adam Ellis, like the big Viking man that works in IT here. There's a dude who's a writer for a book that's promoting his book or some shit. And his apartment is haunted. And he's been releasing these tweets.

It's so good to follow, though. Patrick is on vacation, but he sent me that like last week. It's so good to follow those. Patrick is on vacation, but he sent me that like last week. It's so fun to follow. I don't care if it's fake, because I don't believe in ghosts anyways. I don't think there's anything for a ghost to be. So I know for a fact, it's fake and that there's a way to explain everything away, but it's super fun to like, to read like what's going on. If he's just writing this like as he goes,

he's doing a great job of creating a great ghost story. I'm sitting there in poking fucking holes in everything. Cool. You have no imagination and you have no fun. I do have an imagination. Jesus Blaine is laughing. I'm sorry, I had a red bull. Man, you got a feisty blame again on the punch.

But it's, it's get it down that red door. The ghost story starts, I love how he started where it's that he was told that there's a ghost in the place he was moving into. Do you have anything about this? I know about this. I have nothing. And that if you can ask him any question,

but you can only ask him two questions at a time. If you ask him a third question, then he kills you. Oh my God. What is wrong with you? Why can't you have a little fun? This is a new development that sounds like such stupid shit. That's the beginning. That's how it started.

What, the questions thing? Yes. Because all I can remember is something is up with his hallway and the cats keep staring at the door. No, this is, this is gotta go back to the beginning. He moved into a new apartment. He was told that story and then he had a dream where he met this kid and then he asked him a question,

the kid answered, you asked him a question, the kid answered, they asked him a third question and then like it all went wrong and he woke up and then that's when a bunch of weird stuff happened. That happened even before the whole hallway thing. There's a whole bunch of stuff. It's a really long story. It's amazing to read.

So I just, I don't like that he's putting it out. Who cares? Who is he hurting? Blaine apparently is my feelings. And now, yeah, there's enough good point. There's enough shit going on in this world. There's enough bad news on Twitter that if there's one guy. There's no bad news in the world.

I mean, let's say bad news on Twitter. There's bad news in the world. That's insane. But this is specifically, he's telling the story on Twitter. So that's why I was using that as an example. I guess it's just the fact that it's being, it's fiction that's being presented as truth that's bothering me because I don't like

that he's fooling so many people when I clearly see through it. But I will give you this, it is entertaining to watch and I'll let you have this. I think, I think, it's like going to the, Blaine, it's like going to the theater and watching like the Conjuring. It's like based on a true story. Yeah, yeah, it's based on true story. I think like the con dream. It's like based on a true star, you know? Yeah, just based on true star.

I think basically shut up. I think basically anybody who's reading this who already is inclined to think of ghosts, cool. They actually think this is happening. And those who are inclined to not do to believe that ghosts don't exist, I don't think this is swaying anybody. I don't think this, what's going on over there? What'd you do?

We'll get to it when we get to the end of the story. Okay. I don't think this is swaying anybody. It's just a fun story to read. I guess, yeah, it's just ticking me off. It's like, it's like when the Maccora brothers, my brother and my brother and me get, find eBay listings of ghost dolls and love to read the listings of ghost dolls. Did they ever buy this?

No, they did buy one for their show on CISO and brought it on to the show. It is a fantastic story, but it's like the same thing. Like they don't actually think that ghosts exist, but they think those are hilarious and they love to tell the stories. It's fun, it's fun, it's fun. It's two things that have been pissing me off on Twitter. That's been one of them kind of low key.

I'll still read it, but I'm just like, such bullshit. The whole retweets thing where it's like, hey, if you do this, then we'll do this. I'm skinned so fucking tired. You mean like SB7 for streaming? I love the sugar point seven guys, but I like, hey, if you do this, then we'll. You get bothered by social media a lot. In fact, you're wrong. Snowflake to the point that you react negatively

to social media and people doing stuff in social media quite often. That's why you're blocked from me on Instagram. Ooh, I'm watching you. Yeah, you complained about selfies and I was like, all right, you don't have to watch it. So I blocked you. Okay, fair enough.

That's him bothering me. You did, you literally brought you don't have to watch it. So I blocked you. Okay, fair enough. But that's in bother me. You did, you literally brought it up to me in a conversation. You said selfies and specifically my selfies, you think are stupid and bother you. So I blocked you. I said they're stupid. You do post a lot of selfie. Cool.

I don't care, don't follow me. Your donger was in one of them too, a no-show. That's from like two, three years ago. Oh, you get what he's done? It's a donger, isn't it? It's a donger, isn't it? This is three years ago.

That's some say that you even bring up something three years ago, it what, he's a donger, is it? This is three years ago. That's some say that you even bring up something three years ago. It's something that bothers you. See, this is, this is the, this is the podcast where nobody had ever fought with anybody. But tonight, everybody against everybody, it's a fucking free for all. When was his donger in it?

There was one where he, why was he black and white? It was like an outline. That was probably when I was, allegedly, it's allegedly, it's an alleged donger. That's probably what I was, allegedly. It's allegedly, it's an alleged donger. That's probably what it was the last time I was really upset at you because you made a big deal

about self is like, you don't need to make someone feel bad because they post a picture of their face in the internet. I, okay, I wasn't making fun of you for like, you know, oh, you're making great progress as your body and you need to stop showing it off. It wasn't anything like that. It's just like, how does it just too many?

It's just the look. What's that based on? It's based on your opinion. You're trying to make me feel bad about me using my social media in any way that I want to. I'm gonna show that in the comments for this one. This is rough.

This is my guy. This is bad. You jerked. You jerked a little. We're at the same time. Mm-hmm. I won't make this personal. I won't do that.

Never mind. Do I post a lot of selfies? No, but I was gonna say. Call me out, please. I was gonna say that your girlfriend posts nothing but selfies for the most part on her Instagram account and you comment and like them and you like them. It's cute. And that's where it is.

And there's nothing wrong with the Lana doing that. I think that's fantastic. I like her Instagram feed as well. But it was literally that day. I think you did that, that Lana did it. And I caught it, I was like, that's almost all of Alana's stuff. But you, but because, I don't know, for what reason, because I'm your friend,

because I'm a guy, because whatever, you decided to pick me out, and then not judge your girlfriend. Yeah, I guess that's pretty good. Well, I guess it's one of those things. I guess from, he wants to follow you, because, and I would say the same thing, that because we're friends, but also, I don't necessarily want to see your donger

Post my donger okay, it was as an invalid statement. It is why you don't Don't get a donger can I just say that? I love I'm fine with the dog. I decided to flagged like it hasn't been removed The the donger picture the donger picture. The donger picture. Yeah, it's a flash the donger. But still up there. His donger is so inoffensive. You can't even see it. Right.

Yeah, no, I'm gonna argue that. I did have a conversation about the word dongle earlier today. Like the little keychain thing? Yeah, and how some people are like, if not offended, but like, are bothered by the word dongle. Why? I don't know because it sounds like dongle. It's funny. It's a funny word because it has the word dongle in it. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like dongle. When you're talking in computer terminology, like if you're dealing with multiple systems or like replicated systems, it used to be you would

refer to those systems as a master system and a slave system, but about 10 years ago, that began falling out of favor and now you refer to them as primary and secondary. Yeah, that's a whole audio term, master and slave. So it's interesting how words can have a meaning greater than what you're talking about in the moment. And it never bothered me when I was dealing with it. Why are we cutting to blame taking his clothes off.

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And so if I'm translating that correctly, the game is a cooperative game where it's everybody wins or everybody doesn't win that kind of thing. Yeah, that's a whole genre of... Brian's nodding yes. Yeah, we got Brian here. Brian's from Ristie's games. Yeah, win, that kind of thing. Yeah, that's a whole genre. Brian's nodding, yes. Yeah, we got Brian here. Brian's from Ristki's game. Yeah, I like that kind of game.

Yeah, it's the whole genre of games that I'd never experienced until like, I don't know, the last few years that that was an actual way that games could play. Because you always think of games as just a versus kind of thing, that's super fun. I, what's the, what's the one game where everyone starts out?

Twistered. Shut up. No, that was a movie. What's the one game everyone starts out working together? They're in the creepy house and then at one point the event happens. Oh, checkers. All right, we've marked on the calendar another day where I'm literally upset at Blaine because that's a big fucker.

Huh? Patreon House on the Hill. That's a great game. I love it because you start off all working together, and then in event happens, and one person then has to become like the antagonist. Is that the one that builds the story progressively and it can go like any different path?

Yeah, and that's like a combination of stuff to determine what the story is, and however the antagonist has to go another room read what they're supposed to do, and then everyone else who's left has to read what they're supposed to do. It's pretty fun, it's good twist. I played that intoxicated.

Oh boy. That made things interesting. I feel like my, what is it called? Brain. Yeah, I'm like paranoid and shit. Like that's like grows exponentially when I'm influenced. Yeah, it does. I play those games. Oh god. I have experienced paranoid blame.

Yeah. There's another game I used to play a lot when I was younger. It was called diplomacy. I don't know if you had any of you guys there. Yeah, you have heard that. It's like everyone is a world power. And it's kind of like risk, but without any of the combat risk. It's like a risk. Like your armies can move into territories,

but they can never fight. So it's like they can move into an empty territory. But if there's another enemy there, they can get bounced back to where they started from. So like everyone, there's a period in the game where everyone stops, talks to each other, makes deals about how they're gonna move, and then everyone moves at the same time. It's like, sometimes you get fucked because people don't move the way they said they would, or... I love that.

So it's all about like trying to get people to move the way you want them to move, that way you can also move, the way you want to move. I prefer one would much rather stay in with friends and play a table top game any night then go out to bars I would much rather do that any time than then go out and I know that's not you now being a relationship I absolutely agree if I'm single I would I would actually like to meet someone at a tabletop party That's what I would like to do. I don't I'm I there's that like tabletop Place that's right I don't I'm I there's a like tabletop place. That's not too right there. I went there. I went where we were there with a nottyus burk there something like that someone's birthday

Josh's when I went to a tabletop place yesterday with with Brandon Paula and Jordan and Holly. Okay. Yeah. I like good go carding. No, we didn't go go go well they went they went and then it got rained out and they went both board gaming and that's when I brought up I want't go go go go go they went they went and then it got rained out and they went both board gaming and that's what I joined up. I I genuinely despised the fact that in order like meet new people or to find some off with like to to like go on a date with other than Tinder you have to just go out to like bars and something that's what I like just put it like if you on your on like those dating apps like I just want to play board games

with you if you want to play board games with you. If you want to play board games with me, let's play board games. I think my attend a broadcast says something along those lines where I think it's something as simple as like, I just want to watch British Bake Off and make out. That's all I want to do. It's like if you're very specific,

you're not going to get a ton of hits, but you're going to find what you know specific. I'm not trying to win someone over, like trick him into like doing like to swiping right at me, but it's like but you're gonna find what you know, specifically when you're looking for a win. I'm not trying to win someone over, trick them into like, to swiping right on me, but it's like, if you're down with that cool swipe right, wait, swipe right,

and we'll see how this goes. Bake it off. Yeah. They threw like swipe left, and it's like, no, Johnny, you swipe right. Like, whoa, I gotta go. I'm done that.

Where's like, you like, do you like, oh wait, which one's which? I like that Tinder's like, UI, like, has like the note that shows that you're like, I think they copyright one's which? I like that Tinder's like, you I like, has like the note that shows that we're like, okay, I'm just thinking. I think they copyrighted swipe left and swipe right.

Cool. Really? I think someone told me that. Someone pulled me to the sock Kingsman last night and they had a reference to it and that. Oh, they did, because one guy gets shot down and she tells the guy like, all of my finger.

What are we doing? What are we doing? Yeah, I need it, I'm a me. But I love Pedro Pascal. Wasn't good? And that first one is so good, but with Matthew Vaughn, it's totally hit or miss. And it was a mess.

I think the best way to put it is that there are two directions that are there's two things that fuel why people do a sequel as far as story goes. And one is that you have a new story to tell and you want to use the original characters as a vehicle for that new story, but it's something you want to do. And then there's the way where you make a sequel where you just want to one up everything that you did in the first one and you just want to do it flashier and again.

And it's that's, some people like that, some of you want that from sequels. I think that's why a movie like Finding Dory was very successful, that's all Finding Dory was. It wasn't really a story that was that necessary or new, but Kingsman 2, it's not a bad movie, but it's definitely one that didn't capture the same kind of feeling as the first one. There was like a almost fucking shot for shot recreation

of a couple of scenes, like the bar scene. Pretty solid first act, I liked the first one. There was there was like a like a almost fucking shot for shot recreation of a couple of scenes like like the bar scene. Pretty solid first act. I liked the first act. Yeah, and then it just yeah, it was good. And then it just kind of I saw it. It was good. Yeah, it's good. I haven't seen it either. It's good. It's good. It's really really good. That's what everyone says. Like no one's like crazy about it. It seems like I mean, as far as horror movie goes, I liked the lot. Yeah. And it wasn't like all that scary. Like it wasn't like your scene scary, but like it was still a good movie though. And some like fun stuff.

There's one scene in a dark tunnel, like early on it with one of the, that like an ancillary kid where he gets caught in a tunnel and it was like, I got freaked out. Yeah, those, that was freaky. But none of these movies are going to matter because of the greatest movie of both times freaked out. That was freaky. But none of these movies are gonna matter because of the greatest movie of both times coming out. Oh, did you see that Mark Hamill tweeted

when the trailer's coming out, then deleted the tweet? Yes, and voted by football. I was actually referring to Blade Runner 249. I'm super fucking so for Blade Runner. I have super low expectations for that movie. But it's so do I. I have no expectations.

I expect that movie to suck so bad. No, okay. Well, I wish I had that. Because I love Blade Runner. And in my mind, they cannot make a better movie. I wish that I had that because I have such high expectations that I feel like it might disappoint. No, I'm not. I'm just gonna know.

I'm keeping super under the radar with it. I think I watched one trailer for it. And it's like if something comes on on TV, I won't change the channel. It's like I'm really not. I mean, I'm gonna go see it. When's the time you watched Blade Runner the original one? About two years ago. Two years ago.

I rewatched it this last year, and I realized that it's not as good of a movie as I think a lot of people remember it to be. It's kind of boring. It's definitely of boring. No, it's definitely like slow. And there's like a legitimate like rap scene in Blade Runner. Yeah, I guess with Decker. The female robot is wanting to leave and he tells her to stay. And he tells her to tell him that she wants him to stay. And like, it's like, this is a little pop problematic here, Harrison.

It's dark. It's dark. Yeah. I'm with you on that. I always feel like Blade Runner. It's like, this is a little pop problematic here, Harrison. Yeah, it's dark. It's dark. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I always feel like Blade Runner. I mean, I'm almost seeing it once in a long time, we go in high school. Yeah, so that was me.

And then I rewatched and I go, oh, no. Yeah, not as a little more. I still really like it. But the new one has a lot of creatives that I'm very much fan of. Dennis Dennis or Denise? Denise Vanilla. Denise, Denise, the new. Denise the new.

The new. Near perfect director. And so I'm looking forward to see you. I remember you promised for arrival. What else is he done? He was, he did that. Enemy. Jackman movie where his daughter got kidnapped

in the next prisoners. Prisoners, Prisoners, enemy and secario. Secario, yeah. Secario is just fantastic. And it's, that was, oh god, Deacon's, D.P. that, and he's like my favorite D.P.

and he's also doing Blade Runner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the fact that a lot of these directors basically travel around projects with the same people and it's nice because you can, because a lot of people attribute the look in the final product movie to just the director, but it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

a director of photography that was there as director, but it's like, no, there's like a director of photography that was there as well. And there's, you know, art department. Like I don't think someone like Guillermo del Toro would be what he is without his team that he works with, you know? The one thing I will say, like I said, I haven't watched a lot of blade runner trailers and a lot of promotional material for it.

So maybe I'm wrong, but the one thing that has struck me that seems the most different from what I have seen compared to the original, is it felt like in the first later on, it was a world where almost like Japanese or Asian culture in the United States had really merged. It was mixed everywhere. And I haven't seen that anywhere, and then you want aside from that one scene

where I guess Ryan Gosling goes and there's like Korean written outside of a building. Yeah. So it's like I'm wondering like how different of a war, how different does the world look in this iteration compared to the original one? Because the original one has a very iconic style to it. And I'm not seeing that in the new promotional material.

Yeah. It was like definitely in the slummy parts in that movie, but like every time they went to like Tyra a corporation If had a different look to it. Yeah, but yeah I when I when I went to the city to go Comic-Con they had like a whole blade runner street that they did they this like big collaboration with Johnny Walker and If you went into there It was like it was totally like stepping into blade runner the original one like there was like they're serving Chinese food They're serving noodles and there was like, Japanese, or I don't know.

Yeah, and again, of course, they've just, you know, they're very selective with what they're showing. You know, I have no idea what's actually in the movie. All right, I'm still, I'm excited to see it. I already got my tickets. Are you more excited for that than Star Wars? I don't know, that's hard for me to say. I think like Blade Runner, this is probably the last one

that they're gonna do, because I don't know if they've mentioned doing like more. And like, Blade Runner is almost of equal standing to me as Star Wars, yeah. Really? It's just like that world is just so fucking intriguing to me. Like any, like I know it's like not one of those movies that you sit down and you're like, all right,

I've got to be entertained. It's like, it's one of those nights where you're like drinking You're like, all right, I've got to be entertained. It's like, as well as the nights where you're drinking some alcohol and you're just like, I just want to chill and just kind of like think about life for a bit. And that's when I turn on Blade Runner. So I don't know. I'm really excited about it for, I guess, different reasons than everybody else.

Speaking of movies, did you see the trailer for the mummy video game? The mummy demastered? No, what is that? The based off the mummy video game. The mummy demastored. No, what is that? The based off the movie? Yeah. The dark universe. It's like,

Is this a real game? This is a real game, right? This trans going around? Did anybody see this? No, no. It's like old, it's retro style design, like eight bit kind of looking art, there it is.

And it's you play a soldier that gets raised from the dead and then fights through mummy likes, you know, setting. It looks like it makes me think of Ghost and Goblins. Yeah. Very, see, there's your character and he dies and he's raised up. And at the end of the trailer is a pixel version

of the female mummy from the mummy movie. But there it is, which I find hilarious that, like it kind of just, it made me realize that even though that movie was just terrible and failed miserably, there's other reasons why they make these movies. And it can be things like, well, we'll make the movie. And then we can make the video game,

and the video game's successful. Then we still make money in that kind of thing. So just make the movie and then we can make the video game and the video game successful. Then we still make money in that kind of thing. So just because the movie flops, there's like all kinds of other. I was thinking about renting and watching the mummy this past weekend. And it's bad. I was looking through iTunes, right? And they have like the Rotten Tomato score there next to it. 16%.

Oh, man. That was like, you remember when the trailer came out and they messed up the audio and they were like, yeah, I was just like, I was really excited for that movie too. So is that. I thought the trailer was awesome. The original mummy movie is legitimately fun and good movie. Yeah, I was ready to do it.

I wonder if that's age to all though. I actually should go back and rewatch it before putting my foot in my mouth like that, but yeah, this did not capture any of that, and it was so dumb, just the entire time. I just like that. Down to the point of like, let's make the mummy, but let's make her a sexy girl.

My favorite part is that they release like a big marketing photo where it was Tom Cruise and then like, I guess, Russell Crowe and then just like, all of the cast of the dark universe. Yeah. And they haven't even like, they hadn't even released the mummy yet.

So they have no idea how it's gonna be released within their just convinced that they're gonna make this whole cinematic universe. I'm very excited about the rest of the cinematic. Are they gonna continue making them? They were already in production with a couple of them. And even I think post the mummy They announced like the creature the black lagoon that they were gonna add it to the roster as well. Who's the other there's like a bunch of it

It was a it looks like it's a hobby bar damn Johnny Depp And that woman's name whenever remember she was in was she like in the mummy sequel which one oh Yeah, she was in Kingsman one too. Oh, yeah, she was in Kingsman's yet the the sort in the mummy sequel? Which one? Oh, yeah, she was in Kingsman 1, too. Oh, yeah, she was in Kingsman if you had the sword. That's the mummy. That's the mummy. She was also in a time of blonde. Oh my God.

She got naked in a time of blonde. Yeah, that was a fun one. Yeah. Would you ever do a new team? Would I ever do a new team? No, I'm not proud of anything that's going on down there. You're an episode of MDB where I'm gonna have to get you naked. Excuse me?

Yeah, you got an episode of MDB coming up. So I gotta get you naked. Sorry about that. Wait, what do you mean that you gotta get me naked? We've already, because it's in the script where you get naked so we gotta get you. Come on, I have to put it on. When you say anything to the script, you mean it's in the script where you get naked so we got to get Come on You mean it's in the story that someone already told yeah, so they've told it and now you got to shoot it It doesn't involve the one that we

People think that it's what it's someone else told a story about me getting naked no, it's you guys talked about it I don't even remember talking about taking clothes up I was trying to be really careful with that because I had to like wear like a skin type blue thing. Look, we've already all seen your dongle. All right. Dongle. Dongle, please don't. I'm so just not happy with that.

We'll talk later. Yeah, man. You don't have to if you don't want to. You do a nude scene? I mean, like, he's done. I already have. You guys wrote, uh, yeah. So you say do a nude scene, but in Hollywood, a guy doing a nude scene. I'm talking about, so you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you. So you say doing nude scene, but in Hollywood, a guy doing a nude scene,

I'm talking about, he does not have your show. Oh, show my dick. Oh, it depends on like the, where, if I had like just imbaded, and it was like, you know, something, it was still hanging low, my donner. Wait, you just what?

I masturbated. Okay. Cause that's like, it looks good. Cause it's like, it goes flaccid, but it's still at the same length as earth and like, it's more impressive. So it's, yeah,'s like like it looks good because no like it goes flaccid But it's still at the same length and like more impressive Yeah, you're like you're just hung like a horse. Yeah, yeah, probably then yeah I'd be like I have to go jerk off and then I'll come back and we got like Five to ten minutes and then yeah, and then that's a five to ten minutes. I fucking Superman over

I have to ten minutes. Oh, there's that Ten minutes of that girth staying there? That means the blood is spilled. I mean, but the room's gotta be hot though. That's another. I mean, I would request a cold room. I want as much shrinkage. I want it in the ice cold swimming pool.

I want it to be like inverted. I want people to be like, well, what? I actually like, wait, like squint, you want people to squint? I can't do that. I want people to buy a 4K TV. Just see it. Did I?

I think we talked about on the podcast, but there was this kid that that actually happened to in the locker rooms, and he'd be like in the corner. Is his name Blaine? No. Although, like, I think it did happen to me before puberty hit. Like, I suffered from the same thing, but basically it's like, your pain is like,

it's your pride is like, it's like a, oh shit, we've looked it up on the podcast. It's like a placebo effect type thing. Tori, like your pride is so hurt, and you just feel so self-conscious that you're dick literally just goes like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, yeah, it's like shrinking dick like it like kind of like tucks in like a little turtle. I'm never having it in version. I think that happened to me like before purity like your dick went back in No, it's just like it got it was just like I don't know There's one kid it happened to him like every day in the shower and it was a like micro penis It's rough. Dicks are weird. Dicks are weird. I feel bad for that kid. Speaking of nude scenes that you would film,

has anyone here seen that Korean movie, The Handmaiden? Yeah. It's a lot of overly gratuitous nude scenes. There's a lot in the handmaiden. Not the handmaiden. Not the handmaiden. The handmaiden. I keep media watching.

There's three graphic. Yeah, and like, it was, I mean, I enjoyed that movie, but even I was like, oh, come on. That's it. You're going a little over the top here like the very last scene of the movie It's like that scene didn't even need to be in the movie. Oh, that's right. They did the sharing the toy thing Yeah, you're like you're you're just wanted to see them naked. There's no reason this thing should be in the movie That's the director of old boy, right? Yeah, yeah, that guy's kind of fucked up anyways. It's a good film I recommend you see it. Oh check check it out because I like the old boy. Awesome story. Also, the trailer

doesn't tell you anything at all of what that move about. Like I started watching. He's like, oh, okay, that's what this movie's about. I was not expecting that. More movies need to do that. What's a good example of a movie? It helps when it's a foreign language film, right? Like, you don't want to, like subtitle it or. They do visual trailer visual trailer. So the trailer focuses on the visuals and it plays like creepy music to kind of build an atmosphere. And that's it. It's like, okay, that works.

I feel like Tinkler Field Lane had some pretty good trailers that didn't reveal a whole whole lot. For what? Tinkler Field Lane. Oh, 10 Clover Field. They did meet me. Every time they do one of those movies marketing is done. They're supposed to have another one this year.

Yeah, so apparently there is a third Cloverfield movie, but it was like under the guise of a different movie, and then they're like, oh, no, no, this is a Cloverfield movie. Yeah, what was it called? It was God Particle. Yeah. This was the working title, I believe. Yeah, I don't know what it's about though.

And honestly, I don't mind. They're probably gonna release a trailer. They just renamed it Cloverfield movie 2018. Yeah, it'll be like, I was out tomorrow, you know. I hope they did. I love it about 10 Cloverfield lanes. They announced it and it came out like a month later. There's no hype build for it. I just went in you know, I hope they do. I loved about 10 chlorophyll lane. Is they announced it and it came out like a month later? There's no hype build for it.

Yeah, it's like when in was like, all right. Here's the trailer and it's coming out next month. Yeah, it was good. I liked it. What do you think people still watch movies just for the nude scenes? I don't think so. No. I used to.

That's what I'm saying. Like when I was, uh, yeah, like when I was like, you know, you watch movies just for a bra scene or something exactly like because the internet was not as accessible It was harder to get to there was like maybe you know people have like one computer in their house It's like in the living room or something. I would watch movies. Yeah, just because they had new teams. Yeah Just to see maybe some boobs for like five seconds. You say boobs funny. I don't know how. You say it like a kid.

Yeah. Maybe it's excited about the boobs. Yeah. Wait, how should I say them? Uh-huh. Boobs? No. God, that's the brown note.

John almost did take that. That was hilarious. I was like, how should I say that? Trying to say boobs. I get it. Boobs? say that? Trying to say boobs. Like, it's a whole. Boops. Oh, man, you say boobs. I don't know, but I don't say it like you.

You just say it casual. It's not very casual when you say it. It's like, yeah. You make it sound like you're here where that your mom's around the corner. It's gonna hear you talking about boobs. I feel like that was a big part of marketing too, because if you can remember back when there's some DVDs like

Early internet time Unrated edition and they knew how like a picture of boobs on the cover, you know like cover up skateboarders I started with American pie too. Oh for sure American pie was the first one was like the For me real-time old-school scary movie I hate those but that those all, old school. Scary movie, small, maybe. I hate those. But that's all or after American Pie. Really? Yeah, I got a million.

It's like 1998. 1998, I believe. Yeah. 98 or 99. Yeah. Bizzies. Bizzies. Yeah, let me read this other thing.

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had two earthquakes, one of which was really, really terrible. And then Hurricane Maria hits Puerto Rico. It's like, come on, give us a fucking break. There's so much, so many natural disasters going on simultaneously right now. I was looking at a photo earlier of the island of Puerto Rico that was taken at, it was a satellite photo taken at night. Yeah, and it showed like before the hurricane and the islands like totally illuminated.

And then this picture I was taking like yesterday and at night it's just like all black. Like there's some light in some water. How many days have been since that occurred? I think it hit five days ago. Well, the thing is, it's like Houston or something, right? Not to say that Houston's worse or better, but like Houston at least has the benefit of, of it's connected to all these other places

that still have infrastructure and aren't flooded. It's landlocked. Yeah, but Puerto Rico, it's like there's no, there's nothing. It's an island in the middle of nowhere. I mean, I used to, I lived there for a while. And even when I lived there, you know, without a hurricane, electricity was spotty at times.

And it would just go out. And now this, I think I read that it could take like three to six months to bring power back on the island. And that's in the island. It's just America. Right. Yeah, that's very failed to recover that. People forget that.

Yeah, it's, it's, it's considered America. It's a commonwealth. Commonwealth. But they are citizens. Yes. And it's like, or hard enough. Peter, get that. Yeah, it's considered a marathon. It's a commonwealth. Commonwealth. But they are citizens. Yes. And it's like people don't realize like, oh yeah Puerto Rico. It's like, yeah, this is America where people are going to be there without, to put it any terms,

there are responsibilities. Oh, there it is. Oh, shit. That's insane. And then they said that a like a dam was going to fail in the Northwest part of the island and they had to evacuate like 70,000 people as a result of it.

It's absolutely crazy. Do you see that video of a guy who went to some beach and like the water had just completely like gone away? Like it looked like whenever there's a disaster movie and it's like going through a pre-roll news reel of like, oh, all these things have been building up to this climactic event. Like, you know that footage is gonna be licensed

for a movie in the future. Oh, I'm sure. And that was for Irma, I think, when Irma was hitting Florida. Yeah, I just, I'm just talking hurricanes in general, but yeah, it's, it's pretty fucked. Yeah. And then there's potential nuclear war going on.

Yeah, people don't even talk about Irma because these other two hurricanes were so catastrophic. And then the earthquake in Mexico. Irma was Florida. Yeah, that's the one that hit Florida. And Irma didn't do as much damage as the, it's probably just sort of like him after. Thankfully.

Having said the people that are affected by that can imagine there's like, we're getting outshadowed by all this. Like, it's still a big deal for them. Yeah. Yeah. On a personal level. Yeah, it's big deal for everybody that just goes through it.

Right. They're still suffering from flooding and all that shit. I think I read that again, I'm not going to talk about Florida, I'm going to talk about Puerto Rico. In Puerto Rico, they have a mandatory curfew. People can't go out between 6 p.m. and 6 a.m. What is that? It's dangerous. There's no light.

Drowning and so on. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's just crazy. I don't even know what to do. Like, it doesn't still have feeling of helplessness that on a scale of like multiple hurricanes and earthquakes, stuff like that.

It's like, well, what can we do? Like, what can we do to stop that or to help that? And it's like, I don't know what I can do. Well, we talked a lot about disaster buckets. And I think not that that's gonna help anyone else, but I'm just saying. So you're doing an ad-read for disaster buckets. What are you doing?

I'm just saying, I think me and Bernie talked about at one point where we had disaster buckets at our house, where it's not that this is gonna help anyone in Puerto Rico, like I have a bucket of disaster food and like medical supply and all that kind of stuff. And I tell people about that and they're like, well, I am like, no, I don't think that's a bad thing at all. I think having what's Bernie call his, his bag, his,

bug out bag, bug out, that's a, I don't think that's any wrong with it. It's that when I look at something like Puerto Rico that's literally just out in the middle of the ocean and I'm like short of the Navy actually being deployed to go take care of them. There's really nothing that we can do. I don't know, it's very, very disheartening.

Yeah. It's overwhelming, right? Like you want to do something and I've tried, you know, I've given them I do some charity organizations, some relief organizations, but it feels like it's a drop in the bucket for all that shit that's going on.

And even if you try to on social media, raise awareness and get the word out there, it's like people are starting to suffer from fatigue, I think, it's like, oh, now I know why. There's another disaster. Yeah. One of our writers, Dave, he's got a grandma out there and some family at Puerto Rico.

This is grandma and law. And they tried to see if got a grandma out there and some family out in Puerto Rico. This is grandma in law. And they tried to see if they could go out there and visit her and help her to let people in. Their reports are closed except for emergency and military flights. And then he was also like her generators fucked and that's the only thing that just gained power from. So we bought our generator and we're sending it out there.

Hope it makes it. We have no idea, because like it could be get looted. It could just, they just get it out there like months later, you know? Yeah, who knows if anyone's even delivering anything or if the delivery companies are able to land at the airports there. Yeah.

It's head. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I was looking at that. I was like trying to see like where I lived. It's like, oh, yeah, no, it's dark. It's dark. If I was still there, I'd have no power. Why were you living in Puerto Rico?

My family had moved out there and my mother had health issues. So I had moved out to help take care of my younger siblings. Oh, okay. So I lived there for a while. And also, I mean, I also had selfish reasons. I was tired of working. When I was in my family, I was 25. Oh, okay.

So this is as an adult. You lived in Puerto Rico. I didn't know that. Yeah, it was awesome, because I would help my siblings get ready for school. Then nothing to do, so I'd go to the beach and swim all day. Wow, I would like to meet this guy. And then it was like, I made friends with this homeless dude, and he was always picking up bottles and cans

to like sell them into the recycling. So I'd go down and I'd just help him clean the beach, pick up bottles and cans and give him to him and he'd take them off and go recycle them. Did you hit your head and car accident or something that just changed you? Shipped red guys. I did have stuff going on. That's when we started Rooster Teeth. I wasn't here initially in the early days, but I had to do all of the Rooster Teeth, like I wasn't here initially in the early days, but I had to do all of the, I did like all of the customer service from Puerto Rico. Like anytime someone became a sponsor,

I had to like process the payment, upgrade their account, and then like make sure they had the appropriate access and everything. And you would do the Puerto Rico? Yeah. How's the internet down there? It was okay, I had a cable modem,

but it was like, 256K down or something, like it was not fast, yeah. No, no, it was, I'll say it was like 512 down and like 128 up, it was like really slow. Do you see a version of your life where you just stayed in Puerto Rico and then never came back?

I don't know, maybe. And like, what's Gus up to and you're still like picking up trash with all of this? No, Gus is homeless too. Yeah, and then homeless, I is hang out all the time. I just hang out all the time. I like that question. I always like presenting that like, do you see,

oh, this crossroads in your life, this is the path that you went you ended up at Rooster Teeth, but what had happened if you'd gone, you know, this path or if you'd stayed with this woman or if you, you know, went to this school, there like my probably defining moment was I was like, on my way to go to Texas A&M. Like I was just like ready to go. I got accepted to both colleges,

but that was the one that I was like, I had no intention of applying for UT because I didn't think I was gonna be able to get in. Not that A&M's a backup school, but it's not as good as UT. And I like, I went, I was, I actually passed through Austin to drop off my girlfriend at the time, to then

go to A&M for my college visit. And it was that trip that I was like, oh, yeah, fuck yeah, I want to go to UT. This is great. So I was like, I don't know, I can be an Aggie. I probably, my diversion would have been right before college. I wouldn't have gone to college and I would have just gone to focus on photography and I would have just been what a lot of those parts in your face that really,

Ralph, this is the parts that changed everything. Thank you for focusing on that, Chris. I couldn't have never met me, that was insane. I know, well, yeah, if I, I mean, obviously everything has led up to me being here at Rooster Downing Blane. And meaning Blane, yeah. Then I have a question. And culminating in me meeting my lifelong

Platonic Partner Blaine Gibson. So if you're okay with farting in your face, can we do that as like an actual life thing? Is that? Yes, yes. Only if we get to release your piss on you. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

I don't even think that exists. I think I deleted it. You son of a bitch. Yeah, well, what? You deleted stuff. Am I? I assume you have. Joe, who would be? You deleted stuff. Have I? I assume you have. Joe, who would be, who would, I don't know,

if they're participating in all an extra like this year, but I think it would be pretty funny if it was Bruce, considering he's known for his farts. Well, Bruce and Blaine, Bubba, but fart. If I could have each of them on each side, nice to have my face and say, one in each eye. We could build a contraption where they

f***, where they fart into a funnel that then focuses it down to a tube and each goes into one different nostril. You can have like blade on one side and bruise on the other. What if we accidentally diarrhea and he's like, oh no! I think that was a jackass, wasn't it? Then you're gonna diarrhea it into your pants

because you guys don't have to be naked for the fart to exiting going And we're not having you guys as naked ass on extra life farting into you. I'd be asked We already talked about the nudity question. Well, no, we have talked about this But I didn't get to bring it up in the dick pick. What was that? What's that? Chef? Come on man Jesus. Sorry. You were in that too I I had a cock sock on, that was it. Like I remember that day, they were like, all right, clear set, blaine's gonna get in this trip down. I just had a tube sock around my junk.

Yeah. And that's ice film that scene and then they fucking blurred it. I was like, I showed my ass for this. I could have, you know. I had a dancer belt on for that. Yeah. It was Bernie's, it still said Bernie on it from a lazy team.

Oh, this thing's like red red up your ass. Yeah, it did. I sent him a picture of it. It was like, still said Bernie on it from a leasing team. Oh, this seems like right right up your ass. Yeah, it did. I sent him a text into a picture of it. It's like we're, I feel like we've attained a special closeless now. That's a little small. Put the bad taste in my mouth. Not a taste in my butt. Yeah, I don't know. I got a little hurt about it. I was like, come on guys, we can't afford to buy a new one. Yeah, this seems to like 10, 15 Or at least one that's not labeled. You can give me one, in my mind, I'll think it's new,

but it says Bernie on it. So dumb. Oh, speaking of butt stuff, did you hear about that? Great to introduce you. That woman who they're looking for in Colorado, they're calling her the mad pooper. Oh, I haven't heard about her. I haven't heard about this. Go on, tell me the story. It's like at a Bob's Burgers, and Bob's Burgers, there's an episode where they're looking for in Colorado. They're calling her the mad pooper. Oh, I have heard about her. I haven't heard about her.

Just go on, tell me the story. It's like at a Bob's Burgers. And Bob's Burgers, there's an episode where they're looking for someone called, they call them the mad pooper. But anyway, this is a real life version of that. It's this woman who has been caught several times while jogging. She stops and then just shits in front of people's houses.

Did she drop trow or she's like drops trow. Shits and then wipes and keeps running. And this one, they interview this one and she's like, yeah, I saw her and I yelled at her and said, what's she doing? And she left and the woman there interview says, I figured it was like a one-time thing, like an accident. But she keeps coming back.

Is it the same house? It's like all in this like this small area. And the woman there interview is like, there's a restroom right across the street at the park. There's one, there's a gas station over here. And go. Maybe we were talking about people doing stuff for attention. At least I don't do that. Okay. and there are interviews like, there's a restroom right across the street at the park, there's a gas station over here. And go. And we were talking about people doing stuff

for attention, at least I don't do that, okay. I think that might have something to do with like, they were old high school classmates, and there's like a grudge or something, because that sounds like if she's targeting that one lady, well, no, the lady got a look at her. So it's a little bit more complicated.

It's their thing, she just like runs rounds and poops. Is it the same yard? No, I think it's like in a neighborhood. So it isn't a specific vendetta, it's just a thing she does. She does. She's a comedian. I watched a security camera footage,

video of a lady walking into a grocery store and she's wearing a dress. Oh God. And just without even breaking stride, takes a shit on the ground. And then it's not even a half a second later than the guy walking behind her steps. That's it.

I feel like, oh, it's like how horses do it. Yeah, horses just, I mean, you've seen a horse walking around like an parade or something. Just like, they just walk around and they just shit and they don't even look back. They don't think anything of it. And that's, I have to stop to think to make myself not pee.

You know, like, there's a whole process behind it for me. What? Yeah, you go yourself not pee or to make your feet. When you're poop make myself not pee. You know, like, there's a whole process behind it for me. What? You go yourself not pee or to make your shit pee. When you're pooping, not pee. You're saying when you poop, you have to think to not pee. Yeah, I don't even know if I'm capable. I mean, I mean, I don't think it's possible. No, you can't, I think you can only have

so many things come out at once. What? Well, have you ever been peeing and then sneezed? Yeah. I've been shitting and sneezed in that heart. It stops. It's like, shh, a tube,

shh, it's like, well, do you think sneezing is the same as taking a dump? No, I have totally sneezed and pissed. Yeah, yeah, you can do that. What's the limit? I think, or like have you ever also vomit? I think things with your mouth, things from your head cannot also come out of your ass.

And I know, I had a buddy who was vomiting into his toilet and then he started to shit while I was doing it. Yeah, not at the same time. It's like one in one out. Things out of your head cannot come out of your ass. Like, you can't be expelling things from both your face and your butt. I wonder if it's because your body,

like it doesn't wanna allow like an airway from like one point to the other. It's gotta maintain equilibrium. I know, but like, you can't do it. I wanna prove you wrong, but I don't know how to do it. I know. I'm almost 100% positive that I have

at the very least sneezed while I am going pee. Yeah, you, yeah, I'm not saying that. But there's an interruption of the cream. Well, you pee, but it stops. Now I have to do this to actually prove it wrong. So we need to go get pepper and take it to the bathroom. Because your body goes, while you sneeze and it stops it. You're saying you haven't been able to poop and pee at the same time?

No, I can do that. I can do that. Okay. I'm just talking about sneezing or vomiting. It stops the other one. So, you can either only, so what you're saying is that the body that allows either head functions or pelvic functions happen.

Yes. The never the two shall meet. Yes, yes. That's my studies have shown. Gus, are you looking this up? No, we'll know. And you vomit and poop at the same time. It auto completed.

Thank you, Gou. Yes, you can. No. Well, maybe you can't only if you're sick, only if you're sick. I think that's what I'm seeing is that it's easier for it to happen at that. Like in a weekend state, you have to be really're sick. Only if you're sick. I think that's what I'm seeing is that it's easier for it to happen at that. Like in a weekend state. You have to be really damn sick.

And it's not a normal bowel movement. Don't tell me what's normal. I can be normal in a way I want. It seems like it. If my normal is vomiting and pooping at the same time, don't judge me. All right, that is, I, I, I, Yeah, don't go too far down that hole.

I'm starting scrolling too far. You want image search. Yeah, I is, I don't go to you. I started scrolling too far. You want image search. Yeah, I got to click on images for that. Oh, man, I wish. I mean, someday I should go back and like chronicle all the old podcasts and highlight all of the weird Google searches I did. Wow, wow, camera. I love like what this job does does to your Google search history.

Or your targeted ads? Yeah, targeted ads and everything. From my desk where I'm at right now, I can see the monitors of two of my designers while they're working all day. One of them is Tobin, who is one of our illustrators. He's constantly looking up reference material for when he's drawing. It's a very common thing when illustrators, they have one more, they have their pen,

they're screened, they're drawn, and they have reference stuff. And the stuff that I've seen him go up like excessively looking, because he does it for like, you know, the posters that he's been drawing, I'm like, we are just fucking over your entire Google search history,

because I know he's like, it's all in the same account. Like what is he looking? Like give us an example. Well, like he's, he had, there's a poster coming up that we haven't released yet, but it does involve, he had to draw some, some big muscles. And he had, it's of me. He has for days, just every image you could think of on Google image search of like bodybuilders and naked dudes, half naked dudes that were like showing off every like and a time of correct big muscles and so his, it was just bodybuilders like for a week. It's interesting to me like the creation process for art like that. So I don't consider myself a very artistic person, like trying to come up with an idea

and then executing it. It's very difficult. And it was weird to me. I don't know if you're at the news about how Destiny 2 got in a little bit of trouble, because apparently they had an armor piece that looked like it had kek on it. What is it? Have you ever heard of the news? I don't know. I don't know. Am I stupid for not knowing had kek on it. I don't even know what it is. I don't even know what am I stupid for none of a kek is. It's kind of associated with like the alt-right and pipa of the frog now. Oh.

So it was like, it looked like symbolism from a kek flag on one of the pieces of armor. And so they had to like patch the game and remove it. Then they made a long, there it is. Then they made a long blog post on their website, showing like their original reference and how this actually wasn't based in any of that. Like, they had this other whole train of reference images and like this whole train of thought that led to this.

But it is parallel to something else that has a different meaning altogether. That's sort of those questions. Kick, the origination is in world of warcraft, the alliance and the Horde could never talk to each other. And if I remember right, if an Alliance player and a Horde player were together, and a Horde player said L.O.L., the Alliance player saw above their head K.E.K. And that became a symbol for the alt, right? That's like something they've taken on. You can say the same about Pepe.

It's a symbol. It's called Appropriation. It's called Appropriation. Yeah. So it's just like this weird, total coincidence that came about. How dare I feel so, art is terrifying.

I feel so bad for the artist because they probably had no intent for that and the fact that that has to be associated with what they're doing. And Destiny's such an art driven game. It's so beautiful. When is a stupid PC version come out? October 24th, I think?

I have another month. Yeah, I'm waiting to. Damn it. I'm, yeah. Put PUBG in the meantime. Wait, I haven't played a lot of fucking PUBG. There are over 12 million players now. Destiny's, I got down with my ranks at 85,000.

I'm so happy. Destiny's Cuphead come out this, like, I think Cuphead comes out, yeah, this week. Yeah. That, that game has been Finally for forever. I went back and played last of us the remastered version and I'm super fucking excited for the second one. Yeah, I didn't even have a release window at all for that yet, right? Yeah, I think I mean there's like a PlayStation next book coming up soon, right? Yeah, it's in December typically I'm sure they'll talk about it then.

Yeah, I mean, that's when they revealed it was at PSX last year. So it was last December when they had that trailer, which is a fucking great trailer. Yeah. Was it, what was that for that game? Like two E3s ago, the Cuphead was like announced, oh, it was longer than that. Forever.

Cuphead, I'm looking up. I think it was over two years ago. Oh yeah, September, it's- It comes out, September, it's- Oh, I think it was over two years ago. Oh yeah, September is out. Oh, I remember that. That was so long. With like the 1950s, or even earlier, or in the early 30s and 40s. Yeah, 30s and 30s.

I remember, yeah. Man. I feel like everybody's super excited. I think that game, I'm probably going to pass on it. Like, it doesn't super interest me for some reason. It was sure why. It was revealed at E3 2014. Whoa.

Oh wow, it's been a while. Shit, I gotta have the pot guys, come on. I think that the game underwent, um, what's the proper term? Like a refocus, like they had built the game and I think the initial iteration of the game, again, I'm going off top of my head here. Please correct me on Twitter if I'm wrong.

I have to tag our key podcast. I'm being serious. It won't leave its off to top my head here. Please correct me on Twitter if I'm wrong. I have to tag our key podcast. I'm being serious. It's only if it's live, if it's not live, don't bother. I thought the initial version of the game was mainly just like boss fights. It was like one boss fight, another boss fight, but they decided to add more story and flesh it out

and add levels between the boss fights. So that's why it's taken longer to come out than it was initially supposed to do. That makes sense, because I feel like boss fights are only fun if you build up to them. Yeah. And it's always I think supposed to be, oh, and someone correct your mentor who is this XX Panda cow XX says it was the other way around. A lioncy kick.

Isn't that what I said? A lioncy kick from Horde saying LOL. I thought that's what I said. If not, I'm close enough. I think you saw you said, no, I mean, yeah, fuck it. So yeah, it's always supposed to have been a very difficult game. What year do you think World Warcraft will shut down their servers? Oh, man.

And I don't know. Still has a lot of people. I get a surge every time they do an expansion. Do you think they'll ever do a new World Warcraft? But even, yeah, I'm sure they'll do some sort of sequel at some point, but even then it's like, they're gonna keep, as long as people are, enough people are paying to where it makes money.

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every time I'm in the expansion. I mean, I played the expansion. I probably paid for three months of a subscription once the expansion came out. Yeah. And then I stopped and not played the expansion. I probably paid for three months of a subscription once the expansion came out. Yeah. And then I stopped and not playing it anymore. But like, what, if you're the guest right now, put money on it, what year?

No, so we're gonna put it into the podcast. Yeah. So let's see. When did it come out? How old is World War K? 2004. Yeah. The greatest pro in that game for us in like a couple of months. Yeah. Uh, let's say, Yeah, the rest probably that game for us in like a couple of months. Yeah

Let's say I have two answers two potential answers and I'm gonna go with They're both not great. I say 2025. I was gonna say 2024 they didn't hit 20 years Because it's 20th anniversary Yeah, I think and maybe if they want to shock people they could do it at 2019 like at a 15 year anniversary But that seems too soon. Why would they like on an anniversary be like hey, thanks for being around No, then they can have like a big event like this is the conclusion to the story. Oh, okay Like build hype for it get to it and be like that's it was 2021, but I don't know That's just kind of like a guest to me like where it's at at right now. I feel like in four years or so,

it'll have died down, but. Who knows, it might get to a point. I mean, they could always pivot it too. I mean, you look at what a game like Skyrim or Minecraft does, right? Like, I think Minecraft's actually a better example where they take the game and then just put it on every platform possible.

And now they just had a recent update where all the platforms can play together. Like, you might reach a point where World of Warcraft is just on everything. You got it on your phone, you got it on your tablet. They were playing it on their phone. I feel like that's a different story that because Minecraft was like the hot commodity. Like everyone was playing it. And that time was so fast. Well that time has passed for World of Warcraft. So like I feel like it doesn't have quite the hype

about behind it anymore. To where they're like, we're releasing an iPhone and everyone's gonna be like, oh my god. Oh, I mean, they just transition it to a service where it's like you pay even cheaper, right? Like say five bucks a month and you can play it on your computer, you can play it on your phone, you can play it everywhere. It's like you've just got it.

It's like they miss that window. Well, we're gonna work it as I think. But you look at a game like Skyrim, which is already a few years old and they're just porting it to new platforms, and they're still charging like the retail price for that. Yeah. God, they must be making bundle off of that game. That's insane to me.

The amount of the places that Skyrim has just been put on. And all of that being said, I still haven't played it yet. So Ben, it's been did confirm Cuphead was originally solely a boss rush game. Yeah, because that was always, that was always even the trailer was them fighting boss. And the scope did change. Thank you, Ben. It's not not which please but I appreciate it. I'm excited about I love that animation style and I love I love that the idea of being able to take something like that and turn into a playable it just blows my mind you can take something that took people hours and days and months to draw and you can just have a computer generate same style, and I can actually play that character and decide what they do. Blows my mind. Let me read this. What I'm mind every this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Tracker.

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Thanks tracker. I feel like people have a real problem with that. I know a lot of people who have a real problem with losing stuff all the time. One of them normally sits in that chair right there. Yeah. Um, you're talking about art styles. I feel like that about a lot of things, right? Like so animation and stuff like that. People were like blown away by like steamboat willy and that early

animation, which kind of what cuphead reminds me of. And now it's like, like you said in real time, you're doing all this. But it's the same with like 3D environments or VR. It's like, this is stuff that you should require tons of hours of work could not have been done in real time. And now it's just like, oh yeah, it's no problem. Yeah, I guess it's just something about the fact that it's a drawn format. I don't know, because I just associated with literally

a cartoon I used to watch in the fact that I could, it's the idea of controlling a cartoon I used to watch. What do you associate Cuphead with the most cartoon-wise? Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse. Old, old, old, silly symphony style things. Did you see that today I learned about silly symphony and loony tunes that was on,

read it a couple of weeks ago, that those were just intended as promotional, like loony tunes are just supposed to be promotional cartoons for Warner Bros. music catalog. That's why it's called loony tunes to you NES. And silly symphonies was the same for whatever studio put them out. It was just advertising for their music catalog.

You just blew my mind with that tunes. Crazy, right? Yeah. You never thought about it as a kid. But wait, but it was spelled to you. To you and yes. Whoa. It was like, I've never thought about that at all. You know what?

Blue my mind recently. What blew your mind recently? Diddy Kong. Diddy Kong's quest is not Diddy Kong's quest. It's Diddy's Kong quest. Diddy's Kong quest. Kong quest, like CONQ, UESC? No, it's not Kong. No, you're right, yeah.

It's not Diddy Kong's quest. Diddy's Kong quest. Yes. That's the podcast folks, thanks for tuning in. Hit it out. No, no, I think you blew Bladesmine. I didn't care. I never played the game.

Do you think, like, so we're talking about the animation and being blown away by it. And I remember going through phases like that as animation was progressing in its complexity, especially the 3D animation stuff. Like I remember watching, it's a bug's life and watching the grass move in that movie and thinking this is photorealistic

and you go back and watch, you're like, this looks like plastic. And even later on, like, Gollum was a timer, it's like, that's amazing, that's a fully realized character in the middle of everyone else and you're taken into there. And I guess we kind of got there with like stuff

with like war or the plan of the apes and stuff like that with like the motion capture of the face, like I think, or even like I'd say like Benjamin Button and all that kind of stuff. Like, you think we're gonna run out of those? You think, are you saying at a certain point will it in no long, you won't look back and be like, oh, look how bad that looked?

Yeah. Like it's just a cubic journalism. I think the breaking point was definitely in a squirping king, wherever the rock was the squirping stuff. You can do it though. Good. So fucking bad.

With the guy at the bottom going, no. Keep running. I'm going to send something to the broadcast Slack channel if we could bring it up. It kind of speaks to the point that John's making, see if I can get in here. Like seriously, when I saw Final Fantasy Spirits within, I thought this was amazing.

This looked like just the fact they had pores in their skin and their eyes. I remember that, yeah. That blew my mind. I was gonna upset whenever you see like the Final Fantasy thing and I think they did make a movie for that in that style, like that animation style.

But like for nice nose and I say, what was the Star Wars game? I guess it is nice to the real republic. They make these awesome cinematic videos to promote the next thing. And they look so fucking good. And I want to see a Star Wars movie that's made like that. This is an old like gaming magazine cover. It's like, yes, this is an actual PC game screenshot. What is this February 97? It's like, just a little over 20 years ago, people were blown away that that's what a computer game looked like. That's awesome.

That'd be pissed if a game on your phone looked like that. Yeah. I don't even know what I'm looking at there. But it's just like the technology and the ability to produce that is crazy. Now, so much hardware for it. But like, I don't know, I just, I guess there is still things that happen that still blow my mind like the stuff we can do with water effects now and the stuff we can do with hair. I love that stuff like a plug-in,'s like oh they're using the water plugin now. Boom done. Yeah. Well that was that was actually really interesting was I love I used to love back

the day we actually watched like featureettes for movies when you get the DVD and you watched behind the scenes. I don't watch that stuff anymore. But I love the Pixar ones because they they really did go in in depth into how they were able to, because they were, you know, every time they come out with a movie that they had to have a new feature that was hard to animate before, they would one up themselves all the way from Toy Story being very a lot of plastic stuff up to like human hair on people like in the Incredibles,

and that kind of thing, all the way into Nima where we're doing water excessively. And so I loved watching the behind the scenes stuff and that there was an entire department in these companies in Pixar, that were just coders, that were just creating programs, not like the actual animators,

they were just creating programs that would simulate these things and able to make these things act a certain way. I knew someone who was a coder at Pixar for many years, and her job was just to make shaders. Yeah. It's like that's all she would do, she would code to write shad Pixar for many years. And her job was just to make shaders. Yeah. It's like, that's all she would do. She would code to write shaders for the animation.

There's a feature at in the Finding Nemo one, because they made all kinds of programs to simulate different kinds of water effects, not just like waves above the water, but how it would look if you looked up from the bottom of the ocean up at the sun and that kind of thing. And they even talk about that they had created this effect,

which is essentially when you are at a fish tank, and there's the corner of the fish tank, when you go around the corner of the fish tank, you're seeing two perspectives at the same time. And they needed to create something that would be able to do that because there was a fish tank in the dentist's office. And then they realized they hadn't put a shot

into the movie that featured that. So they literally put a shot in the movie just so they could feature that thing. So there is a shot that goes around the corner because someone programmed that and like how pissed off Would they be if the guy who programmed how fish tanks react and it was just in the background Never really like something in the foreground that really needed it. It was like when they were making the Incredibles They were originally because that was like Incredibles was the first time they put a ton of human figures. And so they talk about how they made like a master person

that then was just a, everyone was a variation of this person. But early on in production, they were told they're gonna be on the background and we only need this so many people, but then as production went further, like people kept getting in the foreground and they had to create these very detailed humans.

That even if you go back and watching Incredibles, it's not that amazing to look at, but at the time, that was like pushing the boundaries of what these programmers could do. Right. I think like the most iconic use of visual effects is probably the show Jimmy Neutron. Super realistic.

Thank you for shitting on my wonder once again, Blaine. I watched the Incred's the other day, and it is by today's comparison. I'm actually really curious what it's gonna look like when they make the sequel, because when you compare it to modern animation movies, it looks kind of rough, but it's still amazing. It was one of the first times that it done a ton of clothes,

like before that. Before that booze clothing in Monster's Ink the first times that it done a ton of clothes, like before that, the fabrics, the fabrics. Before that like booze, like clothing in Monsters Inc. was like that one of the first times they'd really like made stuff, actually swing. But then it was like hair was a big deal in Incredibles because they had these main characters like Violet has this long hair that moves and everything.

Yeah, but you can argue solely though. Right, but it was even things like wet hair because they fall in the ocean and they come out and that kind of thing and they're moving at super speeds. But yeah, when they did solely, they had to do all kinds of things where they had to break solely into patches and patches would act certain ways and react certain ways

instead of like programming every single hair. But incredible on a story and character and everything about it is a perfect movie. And I will argue that to my dying breath, it is perfect. I watched the movie and it's like, I feel like 20 minutes passes. It's just perfection.

Maybe one of the best movies ever made. There was a comparison video I saw a couple months ago since you're on the top of a Pixar, a little pivot here. a couple of months ago, since you're on the topic of Pixar. Let me pivot here. That the D23 Expo Disney showed, when it was a Disney, yeah, I guess it was Disney's D23. There was a trailer shown for Kingdom Hearts III

and they showed Toy Story characters in Kingdom Hearts III and then I saw comparison videos showing footage from Kingdom Hearts III running on a PlayStation 4 compared to the original Toy Story movie in 95. It's like in 95 this took you know rooms of computers hours to render and now look it looks better on like a $300 piece of hardware that you can buy in your home. And you control it. Yes like the movie and then there's the game. Jesus. Whoa. It's crazy thing about it. And then yeah like you said it's a game. Jesus. Whoa. It's crazy thing about it. And then yeah, like you said, it's a game.

You can move the camera. You can, it's rendering it on the fly for you. Yeah, it's rendering. It's, well, that's what everyone was saying even like when, what was the, the big, almost prehistoric, but sci-fi girl one that came out recently. Horizons are in place. Right.

I didn't play it so I can't remember the name. But watching images of that, people are saying this is being rendered live on a system day. Those kind of moments still I'm like, this is amazing. We're in the future. And I love it. And then again, in 20 years, we're going to look back like we just looked at that magazine cover. Yeah. Oh, that looked like garbage. Well, that was something that they showed. There was there's a promotional clip they made for the most recent plan in the Apes movie where it was Circus, Andy Circus talking, and then they transitioned from Andy to Caesar. And it was an amazing clip to watch.

And that's the big thing was that they can now track a face and make it the performance. It makes me just think like, what's the thing that we're going to be marveling at? Because like motion capture wasn't a thing we could do. It was everyone did it manually. Now we can just motion capture that. When I was performance capture, it's like it's even beyond that. It's like even like you're talking about the individual track of the face features. Yeah, all the dots on face features.

So I'm, I'm, you know, that's the fun part of, of, I think, cinema is constantly pushing the envelope with stuff like that. I remember playing Mario 64 and thinking I was in the future. Oh yeah. Oh my God, you can move the camera. It's like three dimensions. I remember it. I remember it in 1080 snowboarding.

There was a lens flare whenever you passed by the sun and I was like, hold shit. Yeah. This is epic. And like 1080 looks like dick now. I think a really cool new thing that's happening in cinema is the idea of faking the camera in that they can do things like these insane continuous clips of scenes and movies but they make it seem like it's all things like I was though the camera was really just

on this tiny drone. I mean there's even shots still in movies nowadays that I'm like I don't know how you did that. I don't know how you did that and I love that. Like watching, uh, uh, uh, here's the clip, yeah, from the Andy Circus starts off, um, but watching Chone of Men watching that's like the one I always think of the 360 scene or even like watching, uh, the first Kingsman and watching that single take fight sequence in the church. I mean, obviously you can see points where they might have cut it in. There's some hardcore wipes in that.

It was like people hitting the camera. And so, yeah. The craziest one though is, it's still, like you said, children are men. That battle scene towards the end of the movie, where it's like an eight minute long take. Yeah. And to watch the feature of how they did that

and they created this vehicle with this rig. That's all a rig that they did and then putting like windshields later on in digital product, like in post. But yeah, that was like this car that had the camera inside the vehicle. Oh no, you're talking about another scene. Yeah, I know that when you're talking about the car scene. Oh yeah, the ones where they're walking

on the street with the car scene, that one's insane. So the same director is gravity and... No, Revenant. Yes, yeah. There was a scene in the Revenant, I think that like he goes down a waterfall or something and I was like, how the lock did they pull that off? They pulled the fight scene and creed in the middle of creed.

Oh, yeah, that's great. It's actually a single take. They actually, if you've watched Creed. Oh, yeah, fuck yeah. So that first fight he has is a single take fight and they actually shot it in single time. Mexico. Um, is that where it takes place? Yeah, he has to like, yeah, and they actually what's cool is that they then digitally put in damage and wounds so that they could just continue to shoot it because he gets damaged throughout this whole thing. That's awesome.

They that they use other people like that to be able to do single take shots like that now. Yeah, it's neat. But I feel like, I don't know, sometimes you gotta be careful with that stuff. It can be a little too masturbatory and a little too show offy and distracting. Yeah, I think talking about Kingsman 1,

pulling it off really well, Kingsman 2 has a lot of moments like that where it's just too much. It's a bit much. And they're using that same technology did. Take out Henry Kivill's mustache for Superman. I'm really curious to see how Justice League is gonna. I love that.

Why are they taking my mustache out? Inmission impossible, the upcoming one. I think the mission was to- Oh wait, he told me. Yeah, he's got a mustache and then they had to do reissue to it's with Whedon, so then they had to take his mustache out. They had to take out- I wonder if they had to get like a little green

tracking marker. Or not even a marker, like a little cover. Like, you know, you fast food people who have facial hair, they have to wear like a mask to keep their hair out of the food. Like I wouldn't get to get like a little cover for his mustache. You had to get it.

Superman returning in the next Justice League movies probably the worst kept surprise. He was on the fucking poster at first. Was he really? Superman logo. Yeah, it's just like, wait, that's, wait, how's that a surprise. Yeah, it's just like, anybody fucking knows. Wait, how's that a surprise?

Yeah, how's that a surprise? Because it's not gonna be the trailer. Yeah, because like, yeah, he's not an in the trailer and they're not like saying directly that Superman's gonna come back, but Superman's coming back. Like, they know everybody knows that he's been shooting it.

They've been like mentioning it and like a little bit. Well, they did have a trailer that was like, I'm glad you could be here. Like, they don't, they still don't know like people are thinking that might be like. Like it's this, you can't save the world alone and it's got all of them, but look, the Superman fucking logos right there.

It's like all their other logos. Well, duh, they're not gonna kill him. Well, they already killed him. Well, I know, but the duh, they're not gonna, like, I don't know, maybe it's because I'm an old comic but guy, but like that death and return of Superman is a story that's like 20 years old. I get that 30 years old.

And I understand, but it's still like, you should try to lead the audience to think, yeah, maybe he's going to sit this one out and it's not going to be for a few years. And then like it should be a surprise, you know. Oh, I, it's like, it's like Gandalf. I didn't read the books. I had no fucking idea who Gandalf the white was. And then he was there. Yeah, you're right.

Oh, my lord. You're right. I like those moments. I actually, I right. Oh, my Lord. You're right. I like those moments. I actually, I wish these franchises would kill off characters like much more. This also goes back to our previous discussion about how the handmade and has such a good trailer because it didn't give shit away. Like maintaining that surprise where you can put a trailer out that kind of gives the feel of what you're getting into without really giving away anything important.

I don't watch anything past the first teaser anymore. And even on my movie theaters, I looked down at the ground and put my fingers in my ears. I remember watching you do that one, so I'm like, it's John okay, he were like, I'm tired of it. I'm tired of like, they flat out give like huge plot points now.

And I'm just, I'm like, I love movies. I love going to the movie theater. I love that experience. And the fact that going to the movie theater alone can ruin the experience of the movie But will you go see what a movie is rated before you go see it like if it's reviewed well Somewhat but that's so I go to the movie enough where it's still to determine from seeing a lot of movies quick correction to be on Twitter who is this total nerdster, of course, and thick fit curls, both have a correction. It was Alfonso Cuadón, did Children of Man and Gravity.

That's right. You know, Rito did Revenant and Birdman. There you go. But I believe that Cuadón was a producer on Revenant. I think he was still on Revenant. I think they worked together to collaborate, but he did not direct it. Oh, thank you.

Whoops. I'm going to like your tweets. Thanks, guys. Gravity's another one that blows my mind and stuff that they did in order to recreate that, of like, that a huge chunk of the movie is just digital, but then they filmed people, you know, like, what's their name is the main character? Thunderbolt. Thunderbolt. In this controlled space, making the motions they need to make, like, what's her name is the main character? Cedric, indigualic. Yeah. In this controlled space, making the motions they need

to make, like, actually flipping her around and that kind of thing. Yeah. And then having to put her into it. And then her yoga pants and that was pretty. It was a good shot. A good shot. Yeah.

What? Should yoga pants? Yeah, shit. Like a one. Is this great, like, embryonic, like a fetal position shot where she's, like, finally finally got the her first breath of air since like all the stress has happened and she's in like zero gravity and and just kind of curls up and just floats there's this great shot but yes she looks fantastic and her legs look great.

Yeah, but again I thought that was another one of the shots that was like it looked cool but it was like all right we get it like it was like all right, that all. That was an emotional moment for me. You can't see Superman just the Jesus pose. It's like, all right, we get it. Chill out. We'll on the nose. So, okay. I just want to make sure that we're saying everything correct and it looks like nobody else is correcting us.

It's hard when you're talking off the cuff and live without, I mean, I try to look up as much as I can, but that's loads of conversation down. It's hard to talk. You don't do that when you're just talking. You're normally, you're gonna get when you're friends, you're eating a lot, and you go, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

That's how you go. That's exactly how it is eating with lunch with Chris. Yeah. We're getting close to time. I'm gonna wrap up soon, but there is one more thing I wanna bring up. I saw the guy with the weights. Oh, no, but I'm gonna bring that up instead.

You're right. There was a guy in Germany who was working out, well, it may be it started as a workout, but it ended up as something different. Firefighters had to spend three hours helping extract him from weights because he stuck his dick in a weight like where the barbell should go.

And there's an awful photo of, it's just like the weight destroyed, like broken because they had to break it to get his dick out. What? And so you were explaining to me when I brought this up earlier about how there's different kinds of weights? Yeah, so there's like an Olympic sized barbell

and I can't remember what the exact measurement is, but like the diameter of it, the barbell is a little bit wider. I think it's between an inch and a half or two inches or something like that. So I don't know if that guy, I don't think he got it stuck in that big of a way because then they also have the personal gym, diameter ones and those are a much smaller hole

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what is that, five and a half pounds? He was probably doing weighted kegels in, see if he could do it. My theory is that he was able to slip into it and that's all fine and good, but then he probably got hard, and then the blood pressure just kept building up to where it like swole up to where he couldn't fit it out So he's just like a Chinese finger trap. Yeah, kind of a finger trap But honestly, I would probably resort to like looming myself up

I'm sure that I'm but he was at the gym wasn't he? by proving myself up. I'm sure they can find that. But he was at the gym, wasn't he? Can everyone just please stop fucking things that you're not supposed to fuck? Yeah, don't do it. You'll stop fucking your country. And that's just your rule.

Like if it's not something that is designated as something that is for that recreational activity, please stop fucking. Well, okay, don't put limits on life, man. Let's put limits on that life. You know what, let's put limits. So we don't get weight stuck on dude's car. When I was an officer at the mild co-op, I think I told the story before.

The butt is technically. I'm not saying, I'm saying stuff that is not designed for that recreational use. I'd say the butt is designed for that. Okay, I'm gonna agree with you on that. Okay, but I would say that the hole in a weight in a gym is none of that category. So stop it, you dummies.

When I was an officer at my old co-op, I also ran the gym and I got security camera footage of two people having sex while working out. And I was like, why would you do this? That's fine, they're having sex. Like they were like, they were lifting weights and boning at the same time. The guy was, he was like doing bicep curls

with like fucking, and pound weights straight out of American psych. Well, was, he was like doing bicep curls with like fucking inbound waves. Straight out of American cycle. Well, while a girl was like blowing him, and I just was just like seeing him and he was watching this cute camera footage, just like, yeah. Because I remember my buddy, he had just worked out, he's like, oh, Blaine, I found a condom on the gym floor,

so I think somebody might have thrown in there and it's like, okay, I'll investigate and see if I can see what happened. And then I proceeded to watch the worst porno ever of this guy having sex with his drunk girlfriend. And you knew who it was. Yeah, because they lived in the building with me. Oh, I had to go talk to him and be like,

so there's security cameras in the gym and you guys had sex. And I need you to disinfect all the weight equipment because people work out there myself included and that's fucking disgusting and there's like come on the floor. And I had to like oversee while they were. You had to like, what, and you were like lifting the dumbbell, too?

It's spot, it was spot. But yeah, I had to like, make sure that they cleaned. It was like babysitting. I was like, you did a bad, so you need to go in, you need to clean it up, and I had to watch them do it. So, also I had a homeless guy throw up, Pornomag at me, because I told him to get them do it. So, also I had a homeless guy throw a porn omag at me

because I told him to get out of her stairwell because like, it was a safety thing. A girl was walking down the class and she felt uncomfortable. So she came to me and was like, hey, there's a guy in there and I was like, okay, I'll go talk to him. So I had to, I'm sorry, there's a homeless shelter here.

You gotta leave and he threw a porn omag at me and I remember I just didn't react. I just landed on my feet and he was like, get a life and I was like, you're living in my stairwell, dude. I think you. You. The last thing I wanted to mention,

I was gonna actually mention before the wait thing, before you mind me about that, was I saw this product called the Dad Bag. Have y'all heard about this? It's a mini- bag that looks like a gut and they have different styles as well. It's so realistic looking. I don't know that exists.

I think these are Photoshop's. You can see a hard line there. I think they're just mock-ups for proof of concept. They want to be the zipper though. I don't know. Why is this the thing? I want one. Okay.

Think about it. Then once you take it off they're like whoa look how man Or you could wear it for a while and then like take it off be like oh, did you lose some weight? Yeah, I did Instead of actually losing weight. Yeah, instead of actually putting in the work. Would you wear a fanny pack like normal? No But if it was a gimmicky stupid, I probably wouldn't want a fanny pack since like the mid-90s. I was, I threw away my arm band for running a while ago because I think it broke and I was trying to come up

with a solution for keeping my phone on me while I ran and not having to hold it. And then I considered getting my fanny pack and like rigging it across my shoulder. There's like anything. Any way to make a knot just literally around your waist. Yeah. What do you care?

You're in a relationship. You don't care what people think. No, it's true. I don't give a fuck. I'll probably... One salon alieves town. She's coming this weekend, but once you leave town,

I'm gonna go back to mustache mode. Anytime I grow from a zontanol, I fuck, I wear a mustache, I love. Most of my mustache. Like, I can grow one now, and I feel excited about this. I like how you phrased in the way you're gonna go back to mustache mode. I'm going to mustache mode. I can grow one now and I feel excited about this. I like how you phrased it the way you're going to go back to mustache. Going to mustache mode.

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