Rooster Teeth Podcast - TSA Knife Fight - #744

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

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Yeah, we're checking all right. You're like yeah, I want to keep it risky. I want the I want my guardian to be the dude who's protecting Shinzo Abe Mondo on God Mike by the way, I don't know if I can hear myself through the big And uh, you know what we also have a RTX of course July 7th tonight Go check it out RTX Austin.com rtx event.com to get tickets. Early bird pricing still going on for a couple more days. Special shout out to this is only going to make sense to them and the other guardians, but Brown security, who is my, I'm not making a joke, that's what they wanted to be called my guardian from last year.

Who was, I thought that was there, is that their username? Or did they come with out on the spot? They came up with it on the spot. The other guardians called them that. And I was like, is that it? Is this a problem? Oh, we good? Do I gotta go talk?

I'm just like, no, no one needs to talk to, on behalf of Brown Security. Like, if you own it, like, yeah. It's awesome. The best guardian made the entire experience so great and could not have done that entire weekend without them Also couldn't have drank as much without them. Yeah, they really knew where all the good beers were Like in the convention center. Oh, yeah, just in general That's just beer though. They know where beer was. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, I got it's kill. I don't know where it was Yeah, Chris. Do you can you get beer right now? What's the nearest beer right now? Fuck, man. Normally I would have a beer in my, like, backpack. Why? Yeah, can you get us a beer? Yeah, get us a beer. Well, two, three.

I'll take beer. Three? Yeah. None for me. Hey, for me. Actually four. Well, I figured out. No, but really, so a lot of times, it's into the day, I would come with the beer

and have a finish beer under the table. So, on a lot of scenarios, I would have been able to pull one out of my butt. Okay, hang out, wait. You're grabbing out of your butt? I don't wanna be like not literal butt, but it could have been right below my butt. Chris, you're sick.

Are these, oh no. Wait, they're not twist. It's the ultimate cruel joke. Tyler brought them beers, but they're not. So, wait a minute. OK, so at what point in the day do you put the beer in your backpack? No, it should be right before the podcast. Oh, OK.

So like you go to the break room and put it in your backpack. Yeah, or I'd have them in our little fridge in an office room. Yeah, and I'd just grab them as they walked over. I'm just, okay, I was imagining walking around with a vehicle, Miller light that's like been warm in room temp for a couple of days now. That would be a problem, but not in multiple ways. That would be, yeah, I would have a problem and that would be a problem. That's that was the case. Yeah.

What is this? Can we do? Oh, it's our merch. Let's also say can we just do anything normal around here? No. Okay, that's fine. The beer looks pretty normal. It does actually. Oh, it's hilarious.

Getting old. What do you say? You didn't answer my question though. Give a mile radius. Where do you think other than the beer and the fridge in the beer in our hand, where do you think the closest beer is to be? I have one in my office.

It's so good. HB. HB. I have one in my office. It's growler. It's 10 year anniversary beer. Or maybe it's 15 year anniversary beer. Wait, so it's 15 year anniversary beer.

So it's like five years old. I drank it on the podcast like six months ago, and I got worried I was gonna get sick. Remember? Because I was like, beer doesn't expire, right? And then we looked it up. Mundo's going.

Yeah, so. It was like five year old beer. You somehow looked like old and a baby at the same time. That's my whole vibe, man. Old baby. Yeah, I tell people that I look like I drink cigarettes out of a baby bottle. Yeah, I got. Man, I can't believe it's probably been five years since we made that beer.

That's crazy. It's weird to think about things in terms of how many beers ago was that? Four score and seven beers. That's like a week ago. We've been yeah, we've missed for a long time. Long time. I feel it definitely shows. What are you talking about? You guys look great. You guys all have different versions of my dream body. Wow. Someone's dream? Someone's nightmare. Yeah. But yeah, it's funny just to think about how much has changed.

I felt like the beer thing just happened at COVID, I think, kind of warped time. It really did. Yeah, it really did. Yeah, because... The beer thing seems like it was two years ago, maybe, but we lost the COVID. Yeah, we lost a couple of years because of COVID. Well, that's the thing is that... Or after COVID. Things that happened before COVID. Yeah, we lost a couple of years because of COVID. Well, that's the thing is that. So things that happened before COVID happened

in my brain a year, two years ago, Max, something that happened in COVID, that was 20 years ago, right? Because it's just as weird time pocket where we all aged 15 years. Yeah, because this year, that's what sucks is this generation. We're all going to die like 15 years early. Because we just like we use up that time already. Yeah, we're all gonna die like 15 years early? Because we just like, we use up that time already. Yeah. How old are you?

I'm 27. You're 27. You're, we're, I'm 36. I just remembered. Yeah. I don't set 35. I'm 36. Here's a weird thing,

because this will probably be pretty close to same for all of us. How long ago was the ADC in your head? Ancient history. To me it's always 20 years ago. I always think, because I like, I'm 31, like my brain started working in the mid 2000s. Like really, or I guess early 2000s, 9-11.

So, uh... Coincidence? Coincidence? That was the first day I was caucus to you guys. It's not an activation routine. So, to me, it's like the 80s are perpetually 20 years ago, but now it's actually like 30, 40 years ago. It was forever ago. Goddamn. I think of 2005 as 10 years ago.

Yeah, that's the one for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get that. Not 17, 18 years. Yeah, 18 years. Yeah, 18 years. Because this is the all the 20th anniversary. We have a bunch of 20th anniversary, uh, Rishu Teeth content. Yeah, we just had million dollars but come out, uh, before that was, uh, rage quit, rage quit, and then before that was all blue. Yeah. So we have 20 weeks of 20 year anniversary content. Yeah, it's, it's weird.

The company's been, I remember at some point, I was like trying to figure out, have I been at this company longer than the halfway point? Because I think you have it. Yeah, I have at this point. Yeah, yeah. But I remember for the longest time, it was like, oh, this company's been around

for a really long time. I'm like one new person. A new or a guy, you know. Well, because you all went like eight years before firing really that many more people. Yeah, something like that, one new person. A new guy. Well, because y'all went like, what like eight years before hiring really that many more people? Yeah, something like that, seven years maybe. Seven, yeah, because like, it was like. Like 2010.

Yeah, Jack and Monty and like Brandon, like. You were there. So I was 20, yeah. Yeah, I was, you were 20, yeah. I still remember, I, I, I, I, I, were you two the same year? The, I think that Chris came like a couple of years later. It, I think it was, he started, I was like officially here.

It's like an intern in like May of 2010, and then hired in June, and you were like working contract, and I think you've been working contract up like all of 2010. Yeah, and then got hired in 2010. No, in 2010, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 2010, okay. October, 2010. Because I remember, when I pulled into the parking lot, I pulled next to your car, and I remember, like, you bought that, like, pretty much like right after you got here. Yeah, because my car got in an accident, right? Before your car got in an accident.

No. Well, this was not my fault. I told you this story. This is the car that got melted, and then I kept driving it. What? And then, and then, and then, and then, I kept driving it in, and so on. And then a drunk driver hit me.

I mean, I've also been then I can't drive it in. And so when, and then a drunk driver hit me. I mean, I've also been drunk at the same time. When I swerved my car into him, he, he hit me in the front. My car got into an accident is the most passive voice way. No, no, no, no, you say that now, but wait until your Tesla doesn't register. A person is a person. And you, oh, my car got into an accident. Well, what I want to say is it's like I got a new job and I'm like, I'm buying a new car.

I remember that. That wasn't what happened. I was like, I need a car to drive to work. Yeah, it's like, I have a job that I know, I have an obligation for. I only know your current car. It's the same car. Yeah, that's like, I mean, I associate that car with you.

Yeah, that's the only car. That's how I get to work car. Yes. Yeah, if you've ever gotten in Chris's car, by the way, it smells like somebody's planning some kind of anarchist bullshit. It just wreaks gasoline and there's weird stuff all over it.

Not like common or anything. That's normal. He has weird accessories. He has random rags and like a knife in there A bloody knife. Yeah, what it was. What was I went you have a knife in your car who doesn't have a car knife? Yeah, yeah Yeah, you need a car now. I got a car baseball bat. I got a car flashlight. Yeah, I got Car thing you got well so car PS2 fun house moved out of our offices. Yeah.

And we moved into a new office. And I had to take a bunch of the stuff that was at my desk and put it into a big giant box. And then I had to put that in my car in the interim before we got to the new office. One of the things that was in that was a very realistic looking prop gun. Oh, no. Did I forgot about. And I've just been writing around with very visibly in the back seat of my car.

And then, that's great. And then recently I got pulled over. And I got pulled over and the, okay, I want to start by saying, yeah, I'm not a role model. And you should never aspire to be like me. And every day I try to be better than the last day. but for the 12 months. I've been a complete piece of shit Like so I got pulled over with my license had just expired Oh, because I turned I turned my birthday happened and it

I my car had not been registered for 12 months It's impressive. I was riding dirty for a year and they never got me. And I always thought that was the perfect time to renew it because you skip a whole year. You skip a whole year. And I finished, but keep going. Just keep going.

And I had no car insurance. Oh, the trifecta. Okay, that one. That one's bad. Hypothetically, if you're going to the parking lot right now, you would see a sticker on my car that says 1220 on it. Ah, that was only a year ago. Oh, you're doing a callback to the thing.

No, it's actually very bad. Yeah. If you would go out to my car right now, you would see what appears to be a shipping label that I have colored red and Tape over the thing and it says 20 24 In crayon. They're gonna pull you over just for that. Yeah, they're for sure gonna do it Yeah, but your movie soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, and I have a perfect software. So I got pulled over okay, and when that happened

I was actually on the phone with somebody that is like a lawyer and I was like oh, I'm got pulled over. Okay. And when that happened, I was actually on the phone with somebody that is like a lawyer. And I was like, oh, I'm getting pulled over. This, this, this is wrong. I'm like, I'm writing dirty and she goes, ah, yeah, you're probably going to go to jail. And I went, what? And she goes, yeah, you're probably going to go to, I'm looking it up now.

It's like six months max. What? What the fuck? And she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Max I get pulled over I'm shit and breaks I'm fucking worried. I'm out of my mind You've got it. Yeah, and then all of a sudden I realize I have the gun in my back seat and I go Oh, no, and I instinctively just go I've made To the back seat and then I realized that I've done that so there's so many things where I fucked up and the cop gets to the car. And then almost like a movie, he leans down and I'm worried.

I'm so scared. I'm terrified of cops. I've never been more scared than I am in this moment because I have all the justifiable right to do it. Yeah, and you have a gun, but it's not real. But it's a prop. Yeah. And he leans down and I see his name tag, Officer Alvarez.

Hell yeah. Baby, Viva Larossa, baby. He gave me a $25 fixer ticket and told me to fix it at my earliest convenience. Oh my God. And to have a good night. You looked out. Yeah, he also asked about the gun and I was like, it's a prop and he goes for what? And I go, hey, I didn't want to explain Rooster Teeth to him.

So I went, yeah, yeah. And he goes, okay, good enough. Also in LA, so when I said it's a prop, he went. Yeah, it's a little more viable. But I thought I was straight up, I thought I was going to go to jail. Yeah, that's right. Woo! One time I was supposed to pick years ago, I was supposed to pick Jeff and Bernie up at the airport.

And this was like back, oh, four, four oh five maybe and it was probably before and I had to for I don't remember I think my car wasn't working so I had to take Jeff's truck It was like an old 67 or 68 Chevy and so I could start it up I drive it under the airport and as I'm getting there He has like a quarter tank of gas I said I fit the airport's not too. As I'm pulling into the airport, you know how the airport you drive along

way before you get to the terminal, it dies. And I remember, oh, his gas gauge doesn't work. Oh. So I ran out of gas like in the airport, like driving up to it and like fuck. All right, so like, all right, there's a gas station like down at the highway. I'm gonna walk back to the highway.

You're at your in the airport, like the circular part? Not the circular part, the straight part. Like before we start turning off into the long-term parking. Okay, okay, so arguably a worse part to be stuck in. Yeah, so you're going like 45 there. I'm like, all right, I'll walk back

probably like half a mile to the road, go to the gas station by a fuel canister, fill it up, bring it back to the truck. And I'm getting calls from Jeff and Bernie, they're like, where are you, like, fucking truck the gas gauge on the work. I'm walking, I'm getting calls from Jeff and Bernie. They're like, where are you? Like, fucking truck the gas gauge doesn't work. I'm walking. I'm walking.

So as I'm walking back to go to the gas station, like the airport police, it's Austin police now. Like they pull up and they're like, no, what's wrong? Like, what's the problem? Like, oh, I just ran out of gas. Like, all right, yeah. Let's see your license and insurance. And I was like, in my mind, I'm like, fuck.

My license is expired. It's not your car. And I was like, in my mind, I'm like, fuck, my license is expired. It's not your car. And it's not my car. So it has Jeff's insurance in the things. I pull out the insurance and I hand in my expired license and he goes back into his car. This is after this one I when I start walking. He cut you before you'd really left the car. So then he runs it and he comes back out and he's like, you know your license expired. I'm like, yeah, he goes, I could take you to jail for that right now. I was like, mm, I hope you don't.

He's like, well legally, he's like, technically, I didn't see you driving that truck. So I'll take you to the gas station. You can fill up a canister with gas, bring it back, put in the truck, but you cannot drive it off. I have to watch you push it into the parking lot. And like as I'm doing this, like I get a call from Jeff and Bernie,

they're like, yeah, we should get taxi. We're not waiting for you anymore. Thanks, assholes. Wait, they taxied away? Yeah, they taxied. It was a left-ass car. They left me with Jeff's car, and I had to push it in like the summer heat

into the parking lot, and then get a taxi back out to go to Jeff's. I do wanna say. Please tell me you left Jeff's car there. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's still there to this day. I want to say that while that is awful, it could have been so much worse

because you could have been a strange brown man angrily walking to the airport on foot carrying the police and when they pulled you over going, hey, what are you doing? You go, I don't have my legs. I'm here for Bernie. I'm here for Bernie. Holy shit. Was this pre or post 9-11?

Post, post. Okay. She was different, man. You know, but right after. That's why they were like on it. Like the cops showed up right after the truck stopped. And I didn't even really have time to walk away from it to go to the gas station like they were there immediately.

Carrie, this was 912. They were like, how are you even here? We're closed. What do you mean there's a fly coming in? It should have been all down. It was like a week or something. Yeah, it was like a day. It was like a day.

We couldn't even wait. Every inch way, okay? I, we filmed that, that we're talking about it earlier, the 20th anniversary million dollars, but which is a huge thing for me that I got to be in with Barb and Joe and head Cody. I don't know if Cody's here, but Cody was visiting. He's pretending, hey Cody, good job.

Cody, Cody! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi,, good day. Hey, hey. I want Cody. Yeah, so many people are in it. It's so good. It's so fun. Blaine was directing it and did a phenomenal job.

It came out so great. One of my favorite parts from filming that was we had the fake gun. If you watch it, and it's from the part where we're talking about the sleep paralysis demon. And asked can you kill it and when we film that scene they were like so the guns gonna be under your pillow And it would be fun if you like took it out Oh, we didn't realize as they gave us this older revolver that looks really realistic But it also has the longest So I go can I kill it and I was supposed to slowly pull this gun But it just keeps

And I could never do the motion fast enough for it to hit the line kill it and I was supposed to slowly pull this gun, but it just keeps going. And I could never do the motion fast enough for it to hit the line. So it doesn't actually come out all the way. You just see this like loony tunes gun and then they go, no, and I go, hmm, I just shove it back onto the pillow. And I remember the gun you had in your job. No, no, no, no. That gun was super realistic and terrifying,

and every time we had to have it on set, or I had to put it under the pillow, that's my favorite part is that they would have our department come in and go, we're clearing this gun. This is very important safety. There are no actual bullets in it. The gun is cleared. The only person allowed to touch this gun

is myself and Armando. Now put it under the bed. Put it under the pillow. Like the tooth fairy came and came and came and came. Like a lot. He was gonna come and get and refill it, reload it. The boop boop fairy. Let's see, uh.

Yeah. We filmed that and I, you know, I'll tell you guys, you guys talking about coming in here at the halfway point or being here. What, eight years is is that what you said? No, he's been here like 13 now. That's how many years you have out of that. I think I came at 2010, so that's like 13.

Yeah, I came, you know, I came here a couple of years ago. I'm hitting my two-year mark on 420. That's my first day of working officially on the contract. It was a couple of months before. Yeah, he waited for it. I'm starting on the contract. It was a couple months before the race. Yeah, he waited for it. I'll start on 4.20. Yeah, that's the crazy part.

I had been working here for months, but then they gave me the contract on 4.20, and that was my official start date. But one of the coolest things of the 20th anniversary stuff is like, I wasn't here for a lot of stuff. I don't know a lot of stuff. So I've been finding a bunch of new content or learning about other new content

just through what people are asking for. Like I watched a crazy movie called Budfest. I got cut from that fucking movie. On my birthday, they cut me. They came in to my office on my fucking birthday and was like, hey, you didn't make the final edit. I was like, I was in that. Yeah, I did delete it. But anyway, check out the blue right here. didn't make the final edit. I was like, it was in that. Yeah, it's a deletion.

Anyway, take out the blue right here. I mean, the deleted scenes. Okay, I was just like, good. As long as it like made it, it's somewhere. Yeah, it's funny you say that because before we started the podcast, and it's Kerry and Chris were here, we were talking about a simple walk, and you said you haven't seen that yet. I never, I don't, yeah, they go simple walk, simple walk, and I'm like, what the fuck are

you talking about? Yeah, all walking is simple, idiots. Not all walking. That was, because it's 23, last Thanksgiving was 10 year anniversary of that. Jesus. Yeah, which is weird to think about. We should have read about.

They went to New Zealand and they had to walk from the set of Hobbiton to the actual mountain that was used as a mountain doom. Wait, the thing from the fucking Lord of the Rings movies. I fucking... Yeah. We said... It's, it's, I think it's maybe the best thing we've ever put out.

I, I really love it. I'm like, it goes to show you that you really should be on Reddit work. Because that's how I discovered it. It was like a real location. And I remember I talked to you about it. I was like, you know, I think you could actually just walk. It came into my office and said that. And I think I said, shut up.

Don't say anything. Don't ever say that out loud again. We're gonna make that. Yeah. So wait. So the image for it being, I assume this is a line from the movie that I only know the meme of one just that.

Yeah, he says that. He's like one does not simply walk in the more nor do it. And then I was on Reddit and I saw the location of the, the mountain that they used to film out, do. Yeah. And I knew that they had the Hobbitin set. Yeah. It's still there and like, it's like a tourist thing.

So like I put in Google Maps and I was like, it was, it's like a hundred and twenty miles. Jesus Christ. And I was like, look, that's, that's a lot. Yeah. But I mean, you, you could walk in the more do or, and then yeah, I told Gus about, I talked Chris about it, I talked to Chris about it. Big blurring.

Yeah. But that was also 10 years ago. 10 years ago. When you're young, it's a lot easier to make a walk like that. No, no, no, no. When you're fat piece of shit like these guys, it's never going to happen. I was in Boston and I walked in my own house. Don't talk about Chris like that.

Come on. I was in Boston and I walked a mile and a half and I swore to myself to never do that ever again. Try doing 20 to 25 in a day. That's awful. Multiple days. Six days in a row. So that's the bit is that you just walk that distance from this hobbiton to mount,

with mount dew. Mount dew. Yeah. So we walked to Mordor. How long did that take you guys it was supposed to take a Seven days and their flight I didn't late so took us like six and a half days or so. Oh shit. Yeah It was we like we're like if you watch it go watch it like we're like pop and blisters on our feet. Oh my god It was hard. I I know people always ask us if like we would do it again and I don't know

It's a long walk. It's a long walk. Oh one does not simply make expensive content When's the last I said the last time you've been in New Zealand? I wait one time after That was the last time I went yeah and and be like Carey mentioned our flight got delayed so we were supposed to start that morning Or afternoon. Yeah our flight got in We got picked up from the airport by Nick who who went with us and helped shoot and everything Yeah, Nick Schwartz. No, no

No, no, no, no. Nick Cannon. Yeah, it was Nick Cannon. Gotcha. Yeah. Just move forward. And we went directly from the airport to Hobbiton. Yeah. Well, and I said, we did stop to get sandwiches.

We did. But we got to go to go, Sam. Very important detail. Did you get, did you get second sandwiches? No, I was. No. And then we walked, we finished, showered, and we took a food at an hour nap,

and then drove to the airport. And drove to the airport. So you didn't really go to the airport. I went to New Zealand. Is that the only time you've been in New Zealand? Yes. So your entire experience in New Zealand was documented on camera as you walked.

As a hobbit. As a hobbit. This fucking company, I, Trevor told me a story once about, I think it was Trevor, flying out to France to like, see in a urinal and then flying back immediately. Oh, is it wobbly? There's just a piece of the word. Gotcha.

Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, sit, wait, sit again. So Trevor told me a story about how they sent him to France just to take a piss in a public urinal and then fly back. I can't remember what the bit was. There was some of them. They were seven wonders. Gotcha.

Okay. Apparently one of the wonders is pissing. But they sent him to France just to pee and then come back and he was like, yep, flew in, got there, took a piss. They got you to sandwich. I fell asleep in the hotel for a little bit and then we flew back. So the company really sends you to a beautiful location with the worst

that's actually to be fair. And also, yeah, go for it. With that, we were in Australia for some conventions and we made a pit stop. Yeah. We basically, like, once we knew we're gonna do it, we're like, hey, maybe we can go to this convention and go do it.

I don't know, I never wanna do it again, but now that you said that, I don't know, now I'm angry. I don't know. I never want to do it again, but now that you said that, I don't know, now I'm angry. I don't think I can do it. I don't think you could do it. What do you say that? Well, first of all, in this day and age, you can't do anything.

You can't do it. I'm so cultured. I think you guys would be like, Chris is one of the fittest people that I know, but I don't know. What? You're wide. I know a lot of unhealthy people. Yeah, on the surface, maybe. Yeah, I'm like surfing his organs.

Yeah, so you and Blaine both have this habit of eating entire pizza to yourself, but Blaine looks like Schwarzenegger and his prime. And you look like a guy that Schwarzenegger could eat. It is right. Chris eats the pizza and then he also eats like multiple pint of Trushnego could eat. It is right. It's because Chris eats the pizza and then he also eats multiple pints of ice cream in a day, so it'll change it.

I think there's some sort of, I have a balance of unhealthy that somehow, I'm afraid to change it, because then my system might no longer accept it. Like keep telling yourself that Chris. Like people who stop drinking milk and then they become like. Yes. Like my body has adjusted itself to eat the way I eat and to do the things I do.

My body is adjusting itself every day. Yeah. Wider and wider and wider. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just fucking I just opened up my second beer and what 15 minutes of doing the show or whatever. No, I'm with most people I'd be concerned by. I think you can handle it.

Yeah, I am a massive giant. But yeah, that trip of like, that sounds intense. It sounds like, first of all, it sounds like a lot of walking. Second of all, you did it 10 years ago. What do you know? You said you're 36. Six, I just figured out.

You did a big show. You just figured it out. Yeah, 31. 31, so yeah, you did that when you were 21. You did that when you were 26. That's your prime. You guys are, well, first of all, you're in the decline, man. Yeah, yeah, I've been the decline for years.

I think I think my decline started after we did some. Yeah, I think, yeah. I mean, that happens one day. One day, it's like, from now on, everything will be worse. You don't know when it's gonna happen in your life, but it's gonna hit you 24 years old. Yeah, I've hurt my back lying down Yeah, I I have an injury from doing laundry and I was I was complaining to gossip about it at lunch I was like yeah, I was like doing laundry and I I

Hit my the tip of my finger really hard on the laundry door and it has not stopped hurting. It's been like, I'm like, this, I think I might have a permanent injury from my tip of my finger. And I was like, I want that young, like Wolverine healing power, you know? You could just like, get punched in the face and then get drunk and then be fine the next day.

Yeah. And not even be like, you're just like, oh I'm bad. I don't get that no more. It's crazy because like, I was watching some of my cousins play in like this playground and they're like eight right in the bounce off this kid. Yeah, he was he was doing the like the bar he's swinging from the bars and fell and fucking face planted into like fell on his top half face first into wood chips. And then I went,

and I like started to walk over and he got up and he went, WICK IT! And got up and just started running around. And it was like, if I did that, I wouldn't come into work for a month. Right. And what point did they decide that wood chips was the ideal playground? It works for hamsters. Yeah, good enough. That's what we're saying. So they started doing wood chips. These rocks were, they were used to have it on concrete.

Yeah, that was back in my day. Yeah, like, quick, put some wood chips on it. When I guess, I guess wood chips are better than concrete. When I was a kid, they knocked out all the concrete while I was in elementary school. Cause I remember there was a whole year where we couldn't use any of the equipment. They knocked out the concrete, they put in the wood chips.

It was the sharp one of the fuckers, dude. Like fat toothpicks is what it looked like. And then when I was in the fifth grade, they went, ooh, and then they switched it to like this rubbery material. I know, yeah. And then a kid in our class named Nathaniel broke his arm when he fell on that. Classic Nathaniel.

And then they took that out and put the wood chips back in. So I guess they work. I guess. I guess. I'm realizing, no, I grew up with gravel. Yeah. We strapped just had like tiny rocks. The other worst is when you would fall in it

and you'd get up and the would the gravel piece would be like You're like, you're like, ah, like pulling them out. I feel like ashy and stuff. Yeah, yeah. You ever have one of those moments because I, we used to have that too when I was like a little kid and there was one time I remember that my mom Basically was like popping a zit but a little rock came out of my arm. No, wow.

It like got in, it was in my arm. You ever got, you go, you go, you ever have like keeled into? Yeah, I have like that's I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that.

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No. Oh. In your rectal. I thought you'd be like weird, weird way to emphasize that. This is like, I think that was in middle school. No, no, I was way younger. I was in elementary school. I was in like five or four or something. Yeah. Really young. And there's this song, it was in Sunday school. And there's a song like, does that that it? And the devil sits on attack or something I don't remember the song

but I remember it was like you would like we're doing some sort of like acting out play like theater type thing and on the devil sits on attack or someone sits on attack whatever I've I've got joy, joy, joy. Yes, yes. See, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see and I'll sit on it. And like me thinking is like, like, oh, it's like we're like pretends, I'm a sit on it. So you were the devil. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's the very good, yes, move past the wall.

But like me thinking it was like he would like, I don't know, like, like go with you. Yeah, yeah, go with me. He helped, he like, I think he was thrusting into it. I don't know. All I know is, and I was also in the heat of the,

you know, performance. So, you know, and I was selling. I was, yeah, I was really passionate about being the devil. Yeah. Passion of the Satan. Yeah. And I sat on that pencil and he just held firm. And so didn't give or break,

well did break in my ass. So I just like, I went in deep and hard. And then when I came up, the pencil had been, I got some ideas for you. Broken. The pencil had broken and there was like blood coming out of my butt.

And I say my butt, not my butt hole, like butt cheek, my butt cheek. My butt cheek. Which cheek was it? I think it was this one. Okay, he's pointing at his right. The right, the right, his right, the right one. And he was like, what, I held the pencil.

I'm like, I think you hold it at heart. Did they think that you're the devil because it broke? No, no, but. Did you say out, because that's what the devil said? Yeah, I did say out. And then it's like, I didn't do it. The song repeats itself multiple times. I only did it the once.

Did you make you do it again? No, but then like there was like, you guys did you cry? No, but I was like, ow, and I was trying to hold it together. Yeah, because I had the rest of the song. But there was like blood, you know, and. Wait, maybe I missed this.

Why, we all just seeing the song for fun or was it an extra performance? We're on stage. We were on stage. It was like Sunday schools. There's no stage. It was just like a circle. Well, the whole world is a stage. Exactly. It was like a circle Sunday school class and there's like at the front of it and God is your audience. Right. Yeah. And I just remember, like, go to my parents and they were both like, well, sorry, also now we need new pants. Because I ruined my pants because I got blood and they were stabbed through. And then I'll say, blood all over. I want to just take a quick second to specify the weird shit in brains in Chris's brain of like, I ruined my pants. That's why car got into an accident. This one, not your fault.

Somehow you made it your fault. Car accident, car's fault. Like it's so weird what you attribute stuff to. Well, I want to make it clear. And the car thing, I didn't. Like it's always pointed to me, well, people phrase things like that. Like when they take culpability for something versus when they'll blame something on an inanimate object.

It's always strange when people blame an inanimate object. I guess I was trying to like, like, and this is the opposite of what happened. Trying to shorthand it, like, I didn't hit someone. Someone, a drunk guy pulled into me and it totaled my car. Right. So you could just shorthand the other one like, when I was five, I got an ass injury at Sunday school. someone, a drunk guy pulled into me and it totaled my car. Right. So you could just short-hand the other one, like when I was five, I got an ass injury at Sunday school.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You could shorten it a lot by saying, as people do at church, I was really into the church and something bad happened in my ass. Yes, okay, that's too. Yeah, yeah, that's a child.

That's a child. And I'm scarred. And you're scarred for life. For life. You're seeing scar? Great. We have a horrible joke. That's funny. At all. That I should specify is horrible. I had to open a ticket with facilities here today at the studio. I don't know if you've been in the in the men's room, but now the paper towel dispenser gives the tiniest little rectangle of paper towels to dry your hands after you wash them It's I'm not exaggerating. It's like it's like it's like an inch. It's a me run to the bathroom and get us and get us a separate accurate

Paper towel sample. I had to take a photo of it and submit a ticket to facilities be like hey The paper doll of Spencer. This is this is not nearly enough I think you just said are you fucking kidding me? I had to pull like six out to dry my hands after I washed them. Well, first of all, why are you washing your hands? That's a waste of water. You shouldn't wash your hands.

I mean, if God made shit and shit doesn't hurt. If you just go pee, you don't have to wash your hands. No, no, yes, yep, that's all I did. And I washed my hands. If you don't touch it. Dad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean if you don't touch it. Dad, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean if you don't touch it?

I'm saying that if you're in a hurry, and you have a penis and you go to the urinal, and you superman it, and you thums down, you don't touch anything. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, You don't know how to shake it with your pants if you don't cut you can't it's You can I don't just all know it's doable. I'm saying if it's in a hurry. I can't it just go down It just saves like no you can you can you can You're you're on your way to like to like to leave it up. Yeah, yeah, no no, I'm not I'm still gonna watch my hands. I do most of the time.

Why are you defending it? I'm just saying it's possible. Most of the time. I don't think anyone should ever watch your hands. Okay. Okay, so unless it's, because we all know soap, soap. It is, it is a whole.

It is a whole, no, it's what we're doing. The idea that soap cleans your hands is, you know, big soap trying to sell more soap. Yeah, we all know that. 100%? But soap does clean your hands. Real talk. Well, that's what big soap wants you to do.

That's what they want you to believe. What is soap made out of? Soap. No, what is soap made out of? Profit. No, no, that's not right. That's too long. That's not what it was like.

Who sent this picture for sale in the shop? No, this is fake. That's that's too long. That's too long. That's not what it was like. Who sent that picture for so long? It's Photoshopped. No, this is fake. That's GBT. Look, first Chris says soap doesn't work. Now they're lying about this. We're gonna get taken down from misinformation. See, look, that's what it looked like earlier. That, yeah.

Yeah, that's that. Yeah, that's two. That's two sides. Can you see them? That's them? We gotta look at that. That's nothing. That's awful.

Yeah. They must have fixed it then. If you're an audio listener, it's about like maybe six inches of paper towel, maybe. I was really... I was two dicks long. Do you say two dicks? Two, yeah. One and a half.

Two and a half. I was really afraid how you were starting the sentence because you were looking at me because you go, I went into facilities today. Have you been in the men's restroom? And I did. I did a bad cry. How? How? And you know how many people tell us it took to clean it up? I don't get too gross of this, but I haven't been in this office a lot. How bad is it

getting there with only one? It's not that bad. It's not that bad. I hate that I do this and I wish that I wish I didn't. I'm lactose intolerant. In Texas loves their cheese. Yep, we do. And it's hard to find lactate here. So it's been sometimes I have a difficult time in there. And when I poop, I try to do a courtesy flush. Sure. Yeah. Because that way it doesn't smell right yeah, but then every So I do I go I'm killing earth I'm killing mother guy With my fucking torches belly This is Texas not California don't cares about that here. Oh fair enough. Yeah, shoot. You're gone into the toilet while it's watching This is gonna fucking rock dude There's so much about Texas that I'm like no income tax. They give you a gun when

you cross the border. No, I got mine up. Yeah, I got my. And then I get arrested. You could just straight up walk up to the airports with a gallon of gas. There's so much about Texas that rocks dude. You I had nothing bad. No, no, nothing at all. Not a single thing bad about Texas is a state. I will say this though. Hot taken coming from Christa Maris. I think with the one paper towel, I think it gives you enough to dry on that then you can finish the rest with your pants.

No, that's gross. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, you're white. That's a big pants trying to get to you. Yeah. And now, baby, I love big pants. Because you've already washed your hands. Presumably, your hands are the cleanest they will ever be.

Are your pants also the cleanest they'll ever be? No, your pants are dirty. Well, they are if I'm only wiping them with clean hands. What are you, what is it? My everything just gets to them. You're putting your dirty hands on it right now. Yeah, so first of all, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, them you're putting your dirty hands on it right now Yeah, you just so first of all they're they're they're Everything you're sitting on they're being on you're also

You just you have your hand on your pants. Yeah, but he's not saying Yeah, I have my hand on my pants look at this. Yeah, okay, you're No, this is not better. I'm just saying I also have my hand on my pants I'm just not claiming that it's clean. Yeah, I'm not gonna use this as my soul wiping Also, when you take a shit your pants are basically on the bathroom floor. It's true. They're below bowl level Yeah, anything around it doesn't matter. They're they're near and they're in the trenches. They're getting they've seen some shit They're seeing some shit Talks to gases rise.

You know, we just need a black box down to pop that. Earlier this afternoon, it's like 18 inches more. I don't see this thing. You know the thing, what's black box down? Just some old content you guys brought back? Yeah, we're bringing it back to the 20th anniversary. It's definitely not a regular show.

Uh, so, you know, we mentioned it. Mando's moving to Texas. He's getting his gun and everything. I did something nice for Mando the other day and he didn't say thank you. What? He was curious about some chairs that we have here that he wanted to buy.

Did you respond? Yeah. He was like, hey, can someone take photos of the chairs so I know which ones to buy? So I was like, yeah. So like, on the next morning I showed up to work. I have like tip over the chair and taking pictures of Vina walks in She's like, what are you doing? Gus like oh, I'm taking pictures for Mondo wait

He wants to buy this chair And I sent them I don't like I slacked over some really nice photos nothing I'm so sorry. He's a girl I sent these images. I didn't I didn't see that. I'm so sorry Yeah, I we recorded we recorded. And we use these specific chairs, and they're so comfy and like, here's the thing, full disclosure, peek behind the curtain. I sat down in the chair that I'm in now, when I got here and we realized that if we hadn't fixed it,

it would have broken. It was something was wrong with it. And so when I find a chair that's comfortable for me and a chair that's, when I find a chair that's comfortable for me and a chair that's, when I find a chair that's comfortable for me and a chair that looks good, oh, that's the trifecta. You're not doing it. You broke the merch. Oh, of course. You use the part that opens it.

Which part do you use this part? He's using the part. Put it on his part. Well, I thought that part. It's perfectly shaped for bottles. No, no, don't put it's perfectly shaped for bottles. No, don't put them back. I was demonstrating.

Anyway, check your slack. You got the bottles back. Thank you, that is a very nice thing. I've been having a nightmare of a time moving because they keep sending me, Rooster Teeth baby, they keep sending me places. They send me to Boston, Massachusetts for packs. Oh, there you go. That's all that's a great photos. Oh, yeah, let's I kept looking at them like is he there? What's going on here? So to fill you in

Blizz, BK and myself all went to packs east In Boston, Massachusetts, but they were obviously flying in Austin, I was flying at LAX. And so when they wanted to take the airport photo of like, hey, we're going to Pax, they just did a stick figure and Photoshop my face. I saw that, I saw that actually. So I thought it was just fun.

I just didn't know what the fuck it was for. I thought it would be funny, even when I was there to keep photoshopping my face over my body. So every photo is me actually there, but with a Photoshop version of my face over my body. So every photo is me actually there but with a photoshop version of my head on my body. That's great. And I liked it a lot. I love travel bits. This is something I told Gus a little bit. I think I saw that and didn't like, you know, scrolling through it's the Photoshopped close enough. That's why I kept getting confused because they kept using

that same image, and they would just flip it horizontally. So sometimes he was looking left, sometimes he was looking right. And I was like, is he there? It's obviously not good, but it's also not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.

It's especially not bad when you find out that Blizzard did that on his phone. On his phone? Oh god, yeah. Oh god, yeah. In 2004, that would have fooled everybody. That would have fooled everybody. would have fooled everybody every single Original deep fake. Yeah, yeah, we uh, but we we went out there and I uh, I told Gus a little bit this must sound awful

I'm taking off my jacket because I realized it's really hot is more is it oh? I had a confession. I'll you continue. Oh god. Okay. Sorry. You sure? No, no, I want to hear Monday What did you do? And then we'll come toundo. Okay. Yeah, we have a queue. Yeah. Yeah. When I was in Boston, people warned me that it was going to be that boss is a little racist. Oh, you're really what? Was it your first time in Boston? It's my first time in Boston. Yeah. Yeah. I'd never been. I'd never, you know, but people tell me the South is going to be racist. Yeah. That's weird. I've never experienced that there. Really? Yeah. I've been, I've never experienced that there. Really?

Yeah, I've been to Pax Boston tons of times. No one's ever been racist to me. I've grown up, probably one of the largest brown men to ever do it. It's like there's Andre the Giant in me. Straight up as a fun fact for you, I used to call myself the world's tallest Mexican. And then I found a book called The World's tallest Mexican, but a guy who's a world's tallest Mexican,

who was like, I'm seven foot two. Oh, damn. And then when he died, they finally measured him and it turns out he was like five foot eleven or something. What? Or I think he was six foot two or something. He was like tall, but not. Yeah. Seven.

Seven. Measure them. Well, that's, that goes to show you how short Mexicans are that they he went I'm seven foot five and they were all like wow, it's okay. First thing you said you found that book I thought I was gonna be like a hidden doctor of Zeus book or something World's Mexican He thinks he can he thinks he can So you know, I'm the one of the biggest brown people ever meet Andre the giant than me and me night me and

Didn't eat I yeah, yeah, so by being too big, but he was French So doesn't count fuckers anyway When I went to Boston, they told me there's gonna be racism probably to sort of to brace for it And I was like that's not gonna happen. I got hate crimes to brace for it. And I was like, that's not going to happen. I got hate crimes between the time I got off my plane and the time I got into an Uber. Well, but by Kaelin Blizz. No, no, no, no, no, no, BK and Blizz were already like over there at the thing. So what happened? Have you guys flown into Boston before? Yeah, yeah. I think this might be a new thing.

It's something that airports are starting to do where lift, ubers, taxis, et cetera. You can't pick people up right at the curb. Los Angeles does it correctly where if you have money, money talks, you can pay for a Uber black and they'll pull up to the curb because we don't care about the pores.

Am I right, brethren? Am I right? I'll do, I'll, no. Yeah, no, no. It's, it's a, When you have a bus, do you pull up right to the curb? They can't even question it. Yeah. Yeah, I, it's, I hate it.

I also hate it at LAX, I don't like that. I don't, Same in Austin too. Yeah, it's, it's fine. In Austin, it's honestly pretty chill. LAX, you have to straight up take a bus somewhere. Point is, in Boston, it's confusing and it seems like it's a relatively new thing.

And also the Boston Airport is set up, all fucked up. And what they give you is essentially a weird puzzle-filled map where nothing makes sense. I straight up, at one point it goes, take the escalators up to level four, but then you're gonna take the elevator down to floor G. So it's like algebra where they start mixing, do you fight a dragon when you get there?

And now solve for X. Yeah, you answer me these questions three. Yeah, that guy works for TSA. The troll society of America obviously, but they we so we're I'm I'm I'm there. I'm alone I'm trying to figure this out. It's also to me It feels like the city of Boston being like fuck you. You're not fucking from here You need a fucking tax Eagle figure it out fuck And so I'm trying to figure this out.

I'm pissed, everyone else is equally confused. I get into an elevator going down to floor G after being up level four. You know, nothing makes sense. 1,2,G4. There's one guy, RIP. There's one guy. I was resting as I said.

There's one guy in the elevator with me who's the most Boston guy I've ever met in my entire life. And he is so mad. And this is how mad is he? All of this is gonna sound like something that I made up as a bit. It's not, I guarantee you, I'm not exaggerating. We are in an elevator that by the way,

it took us five minutes to actually be able to get into an elevator because they're also filled up. This giant fly. Yeah, big boy We finally get into the elevator. It's packed with people this guy starts looking around and he goes He's a fucking problem with this kind of place like I swear to God if I had my fucking gun right now You know, that'd be a less people here and we're like, what the fuck? Well, yeah. Yeah, there'd be a lot less people because you'd be in jail. Yeah, I would assume.

Or they'd evacuate it because it would be gunmen. Because of a gunmen. Fuck. And people are like visibly uncomfortable and start moving away from him and he goes, oh, what, you can't talk about fucking guns, huh? You get, you pull back so fucking hot. And he looks at a dude who's clearly there

with his family, he's got two kids. And he starts doing this thing where he goes, God, gone, gone. And he starts flexing towards him, saying, gone. Like the word is the part that's scared. Right. No one's afraid of the word, God. It's difficult to that scary there.

Yeah, exactly. This guy, I can't wait to listen to it. He's headlining it, Rogan 2, place 9. Yeah, I want this to stop. And I'm so tired that I just lean over to him and I go, Hey, man, I know you're looking for the taxi. I know where we're going. If you want to follow me, it's really confusing.

But we're going down to floor four and then we're going to walk over here. And then we're going to cross through this bridge part, and then we've made it to the sections where you can call it an Uber and the F-taxes. That's very nice of you. And he looks at me, and he goes, see, that's the problem with you fucking Dominicans, is you think you're so fucking smart? First of all, no, not right. The first thing I say is, because he goes, this problem with you fucking Dominicans, you think you're so fucking smart. I didn't have the best answer because I went,

well, actually, just maybe not what he wanted to hear. And second of all, fuck you, dude, what are you talking about? This is shut up. And the whole elevator audibly goes, oh, and all kind of like pulls back a little bit. When the doors open, he walks out yelling at me and then like a cartoon character starts shaking his fist into the air and starts yelling about Asians. And in my head, I was like, okay, so he knows I'm not Dominican. Now does he think I'm some kind of Asian? What's happening here?

What does he think Mexico is? It doesn't sound like geographies. It's got Sponsored. Oh, Mexico. You talking about them short Puerto Ricans. So he's yelling about Asians and I'm so confused the doors close and I look over to the dad that he Gone, gone, gone that he's yelling at that guy and I know what the fuck was that about dad goes, huh, we got a Asian mayor That doesn't help. No. So after, oh my God. He's only a little bit better than the other guy.

Afterwards, what? What he's saying, that's why he's yelling about Asians. That's why he's yelling about it. So I had no idea what the fuck happened. I go later to an Irish bar and in Boston's neighborhood. You could just say a bar. Yeah, in Boston, we get it. Yeah.

I couldn't say the cop bar, but it was implied. Yeah, it's also all wrapped together. This whole time, you know those photos where they take like, like a ton of men from 1835 and like overlay them. This man in my head is if you did that with the movie, the departed. Oh, yeah. Just overlayed all of their faces.

And that's the man that did this. He looks like a slightly younger Jack Nicholson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. So I go to this Irish bar and. It's Michelle Wu, by the way. Michelle Wu, yeah. That was my actually my favorite part is he's yelling,

he yells, I shouldn't say favorite part. That was another layer to the comedy to me is he was yelling racial slurs for Chinese people, for Japanese people, and Vietnamese people, and Vietnamese racism is rare. That's like a nice thrift store find that you don't see out in the wild. It's like you're back in the 70s.

Yeah, exactly. You're like, oh fuck, I don't remember that war. That was a doozy. She is Korean, right? Oh, I didn't even read. I just looked up her name. Yeah, didn't even hit the right I just looked up her name. Yeah. Didn't even hit the right racial slur,

which you shouldn't use any of them. Sure. But that's how fucking dumb this guy is. So I'm at the Cyrus Bar and I'm... Ty Winnie's. Ty Winnie's? Ty Winnie's? Oh, I'm the racist.

You may not know this. When he let walked off, did he follow your directions? No. There's only one way to go. He says no one holds dominicans they're telling you where to go. You don't have to go that way. He's like, oh, he told me to go. He says no one calls Dominicans, they're telling you where to go. You don't have to go that way.

He's like, are you telling me to go this way? I'll go that way. Yeah, that's the worst part. You say there is one pathway to get to where we're going. That's why the elevators are so clogged because everyone is following the exact same path. So by getting out of the elevator going somewhere else, he's fucked himself even more. If you're on this elevator, most likely you're going where you're 100% of us

were all going to the same place. At this bar, I met these people. I thought they were gonna be more of the same of this kind of guy, but they ended up being the nicest people ever, and it was the coolest thing. And I brought this up to them, and I went, why does this happen?

Like, why would he start yelling about that? And they go, that's a problem that we have here where like, I don't necessarily, this is the bartender talk. Sure. He's, I don't necessarily agree with Michelle Wu. It has nothing to do with her being Asian, but a huge problem that we have here in the city is because she's Asian, she gets so much flack for everything.

And it's almost that same shit of like, oh, thanks Obama for the gas prices, where she gets blamed for literally everything. They've started making changes to the airport and because people already don't like her, they attribute it to her fault. It's her fault. So he is literally yelling in the sky at this poor woman

because he is so confused and he doesn't know who to blame. And I went, that fucking sucks. And also like, she's not responsible for that. Now that's what I'm telling him, like, he's not responsible for that. That's not her job. I can't believe anyone would do that. And the bartender looks at me and goes,

it's a problem with you fucking Dominican. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's fucking smart. Oh. Oh, but yeah, so I got racism didn't boss them. That's the whole not. Oh. Oh, but yeah, so I got racism didn't boss them. That's the whole thing. That's very big.

Man. Well, I went to Anaheim's weekend and I did not get racist in the day. Yeah. Which is crazy, because Anaheim is like, the most racist part of California. I had extra on that me and Anaheim walked in. Yeah.

And I, again, cannot apologize to you. We're white. Yeah, so, yeah, you're right. It's good, yeah. I don't know that it was because I was Mexican. I got those extra one. I mean, I think they were just drunk guys in a Mustang. I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, rocks and beer bottles.

So, I mean, one time in college. Jesus. I mean, that's because you ran into that drunk guy. I mean, there's just some people that I mean, like, that guy probably would have been shitty no matter what. Yeah. I just, I don't get have been shitty no matter what. Yeah. I just don't get it.

I just don't get it. I mean, I told you guys this sort of off air is like, I told my partner who was white. Sure. And she was like, I cannot believe that this thing happened to you. Like what an awful atrocity, like what are you gonna do? Like, are you gonna start like, I cannot believe that this thing happened to you. Like what an awful atrocity, like what are you gonna do? Like are you gonna start like a campaign? Like what, how can we get this to end?

And I was like, oh sweetheart, I'm not and in the race of the year. This sucked, but it happens. And I'm not saying it's okay. I think when it doesn't happen to you, you think it's so rare that it's like a huge ordeal that is life-changing. Whereas if you experienced it or dealt with it,

you're like, oh, it's fucking Monday. It's just like another thing that happens. It's all, it's it. You are speaking from experience. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I definitely am. But the thing with me is I add a level of confusion because before people are racist to me, they have to ask what I am.

So they know how to direct it. How do I try it? Before we get started, what are you? It's a full deck of race. They don't just assume you're Dominican. Right, no, no, no, no. So it's interesting. It's happened to me.

It's happened to my Y. You run into it. Yeah. And I think people are always shocked even here in Austin that happens. It'll fucking happen. It's at the whole food's downtown. It's like, really? Yeah, I mean, it's not just like walking down some dark alley,

someone's yelling something at you. Oh, it's so casual. And that's the part that sucks. And really, that guy is an idiot. Oh, the guy in my story is an idiot. He's a dumbass. I mean, he's literally blaming the mayor for this fucking airport being confusing. Also, confusing, easy to figure out. I found a figure to that in five seconds. Well, you know, uh, so smart, but it's just, I'm no comment. I mean, airports are regulated by the federal government,

not the local government. There you go. And it's just like, sorry, go for it. No, let's say, like you said, you can just kind of like follow the flow of people. Yeah. And most of the time, you're going to end up on in the right place.

Yeah, I mean, when they say they're having gone onto the wrong plane, but yeah, they're doing that. But like most of the time, I, yeah, when they first, you know, I'll be honest, yeah, when they first did that to the austen airport, I remember having to go, like find like the Uber spot before, they'd really like well established it

and held documentation and like all that. Just go sign it, yeah. Yeah, at no point did I want to call anybody every social slug. Or you know what I'm like, huh? Or a year of my yellow bell guns. I kind of want to yell about a racial sling or a year by the end guns. I kind of want to yell about the mayor, but that's for other reasons.

But I just, yeah, I don't get it. But yeah, let's talk. Is this your confession? No. Oh yeah, we need to get a confession. Yeah, let's confess your corner. Oh my God. I don't want to say it.

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Just kind of being like a little confused. Yeah. And I walked out and I had to go through security. I was gonna say another, I did follow the flow of people in time in an airport, just kind of being a little confused. Yeah. And I walked out and I had to go through security. Oh man. And I was like, and I did the thing where I was like, oh no, and then I turned around and they'd like, no. No.

I was like, please, you saw me. And they're like, no, we can't make any sense. I was like, one time, you know, there's that place you're talking about where you cross and you can go back. Yeah. And I was at LAX and I was crossing, I was about to cross through it. And it's like kind of close to where like on the way to baggage claim. I walked through it and I stopped.

I was like something was weird about that. And I turned to look at the TSA agent who's making sure no one walked back through where it said do not enter. She was just sitting there asleep. Yeah. I was like, fucking great fucking great security we got here. I, oh man, I got, I mean, sometimes I think about stuff that is not okay to think about.

And I think about it at the, maybe the worst times. And I once realized that like, okay, a couple of times ago when I was flying into airport, I realized that I've been telling everybody my entire life, this is true, that I haven't tried a cinnabon because when I was a kid and we saw him in the mall, my mom always said no. And then when I started flying, I'm a bad flyer where I show up 20 minutes before a flight. So I am always constantly rushing through and barely making it onto a flight.

And so I realized that the only time I'm ever actually gonna be able to eat a cinnabon is after I've gotten off of a flight, which feels... Rob, yeah. Like, why would you... Yeah, it's that point to go food. It's from an airport. Cinnabon, which now I understand.

But to me, you have to realize, it's this like holy grail thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, where I've built it up my entire life. And I realized that I had crossed the threshold already for getting to do it. And I turned around because I was like, oh shit, it's right there, I should go get it.

And when I turned around, I saw the security guard that I was supposed to stop was like, probably your frame, but short. Which is the ideal frame. The ideal body frame. Yeah, the ideal, quote, quote, quote. A body frame that could walk to mortar, but not a body frame that could beat me in a physical.

And it's, so like, bill like you, but shorter. And a part of my brain was like, I can fuck a B.U. up is a person. Like eventually, because I'm gonna beat you up, and you're gonna call more TSA. And within that span, because that's the thing is now I'm, it infra-

I'm kinda infra- I gotta beat the shit out of the Cinnabon guy too. So that's adding time onto my thing. Cause they're gonna take their time. You can just reach back there and grab. Yeah, I gotta reach back there and get it. So then at that point, I'm realizing, I already gotta beat the shit out of two people. And I got a factor in the time to eat back there and get it. So then at that point, I'm realizing I already got to beat the shit out of two people

Yeah, and I got a factor in the time to eat the cinnabon, so I'm gonna have to house that It's run with it. No, you can't run eating cinnabon bud. No, you just run with it. Yeah, I can't run normally You eat half of it and then you throw it backwards and they slip on it like a banana peel It's all gummy, but I think about that all the time, because like TSA, they're the most ineffective form of like protection I've ever met in my entire life. Straight up, they extra searched me every time I go through TSA. I have never found my drugs.

Not once. Any of this stuff I've snuck in. Whenever I travel. That's crazy. Whenever I travel with my wife. She always let her go through the security first because I know When I go through it's I'm gonna get selected for the random screening and at first She was like oh that's really weird. That's really funny. And now it's like oh no every time. Yeah, it's like beep beep

Oh, sorry, you've been selected for random screen like okay, here we go. Let's do the whole thing I start taking your belt off already. I tried it I try to show people that like I can go to any airport and as soon as I go through the machine Yeah, the one where it like what they look at your dick. Yeah, it like does it like scans you and it tells you that you know You're not white. I don't know what it it detects like spices in your body As soon as I go through the little machine that scans you I just put my arms out because they always they pat me down They just pat me down every time. This last time I went, I got super searched

because I was supposed to fly home to LA, but you guys wanted me to fly here to film a big thing. Ooh, it's a big 20th anniversary thing. Whoa. I didn't know that's why, I don't know, you were here for that. Oh yeah, I don't even know. It's for redacted. Oh, I love that show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's everyone's big favorite, you know, the one. Those were, that's what was in the documents Trump took. Yeah, more on it. It was all the script for redacted. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you guys about it afterwards, but I didn't know if it was going to work. And so I was supposed to fly home to LAX on Sunday and set a flu to Austin on Sunday. And so their argument was it looks suspicious that last minute I had to cancel flight and flight to a different city.

And so then I got like extra searched. And that was, that's the first time I've ever had them like go through the bags, like really pat you down. Like I'm used to the normal pat down where by the way, LAX mostly Latino people, and again, it's another officer Alvarez situation where the pat down is. And then you let you through one up.

Yeah. Yeah, and then I feel good. This one in Boston, they really felt all over. I've noticed, especially if I've been traveling a lot or from like rushing, that machine always goes off if you're super sweaty. That's what that's what I really. Cause you're nervous. Oh, I what that's what I really, because you're nervous.

Oh, I guess that's yeah, yeah, exactly. Because all the material's I'm bringing on the plane that I should, I just like, because if I'm wearing a backpack, I get that like back, you know, back, there was like, oh, we see something there. I always sweat, yeah. Yeah, I, I've been like full, full searched,

like full searched. You started on like the cavity search and everything? Yeah, no, no, sorry. I meant like bag search. Yeah, yeah. They searched the cavity of your bag. Yeah, yeah. They found a grass light.

They actually found something fucked up in your bag's plastic. It's a miracle we caught it. It's going to be a miracle. And funny enough, crack it himself. Whenever we actually went to New Zealand, it filled Zipplewalk, is because, well, I don't know, the bag I was carrying was a bag of batteries. That's right.

I was carrying a bag of... No, no, it's for the bombs. Yeah. No, and I say... I know why we decided to do that. I say a bag of batteries. It was like, for whatever reason, it was like a bunch of double-aids and like, all of our camera batteries.

Everybody believed in the lural bag of batteries. Yeah, yeah. And I got searched, like they like, stopped me every single time, it would search everything. Yeah. And I think I was carrying it. So like, carry you'd go through and I'll see you there. I was excitable. And then there's another time, beating the shit out of it. You know, you've traveled carry I see.

There's another time I was in LA and I was with a couple people and then the first person I was with, the cat stopped, and they were getting searched real hardcore. And then I thought it was funny, they had to. And then the second person I was with, they got stopped, and they were search real hardcore. And I was like, both of them. And then I got stopped, and I got search real hardcore.

And then they came for me. And then they're like, do you have any bomb materials? And they're like asking me about making bombs and what I've been doing and what, like the thing that I couldn't, I can't answer that question. I don't even know, I was like, I don't know what goes into a bomb.

Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I was like, yeah, well, and then I may run it again. And they like would write, they would like brush me in the stick in the sensor, new. And I was like, I think, it again and they like would write they would like brush me and stick it in the sense they're new I was like I think it's a sorry you a bomb. Yeah, I was like I was like no, but really like I don't know what I mean

Like I'm wearing my swimsuit like I came from the beach like I don't know it and like You came from the beach and I was like Yeah, it's like okay, that's it. I guess sand, something in the sand of the beach. It triggers the, it was triggering the, all the sand and water are radiated from when the nuclear bombs were on. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a graze deal. But like, because bombs were made of sand. Or something, you know, but that's why we all got, yeah, because we, we at, we're at the beach for too long also y'all are disgusting. You went straight from the beach Disgusting intentional it just happened like we're like oh, I think just happened to you Chris

Somebody took my body to the beach and then put it on a plate Yeah, I noticed that he said the beach made me late Well, no, just say like, we're at the beach and we're like, oh, we have time and we're gonna go and like, go to someone, I think we're someone who lived there, we're gonna rinse off a shower and then it was like, oh, we don't have time, we just gotta change.

And then we're like, oh, no, we don't have time. We just gotta go. We just gotta go to the airport. Yeah, because we, at the beach, at the beach, we're in an airport, no underwear, just net. Just a swimsuit. Yeah, I was wearing a swimsuit and a shirt and sandals.

And then you went to the bathroom and didn't wash his hands. Yeah. Wash my hands. Well, no, you know, that bomb material. The one from the swimsuit, which we established is clean. These swimsuits are covered in bomb material. That's so that's so fucking funny. I remember in a couple of years ago, excuse me, that's a problem with the beer. Make you all burpee. A couple of years ago, me and my then girlfriend were traveling to Vegas and you got another confession.

No, I said let's go to Vegas. We should go to Vegas. You and I are we already got to go yeah, weirdly enough at Dominican Republic. He's fucking Dominicans. They're so fun to hang out with. So I was going to Vegas. I was there with my girlfriend at the time and she like we're about to go through the TSA line and then she just goes fucking pale white and she's brown

So that's a proud of mine and I go like what's wrong and she goes And I go what she goes And I go what you saying and she leans in really close and she goes I have a knife And I was like okay, first of all she's trying to rob you Give me your fucking synabron. I've got a fucking knife. So she is a small tiny woman. And of course, I don't ever think about this.

She carries a knife on her because the world is an awful place that isn't safe for people. And so... We all know the airport's the safest place. Yeah, for... Why would she bring it? So she, because it was such a last minute thing, we were like, we're going to Vegas, we're gonna go film this thing, blah, blah, blah, whatever.

So she just grabbed your backpack, forgot she had the knife in it, and I go, what are you gonna do? Maybe we can go up there, you know, what if we declare it? Yeah. Don't go up to them and go, I got a knife. Don't do that, because that was bad. Yeah, there's a lot of ways to declare it. Yeah, yeah, what you. Don't go up to them and go, I go to nothing. Yeah. Don't do that. Because that was bad. Yeah.

There's a lot of ways to declare it. Yeah. Yeah. What you're supposed to do is you're supposed to, and this is I have a nut. Yes. That's what you're supposed to get to the front of the line. Go up to TSA. Have this. Nice. Yeah. Someone take it from me. You stand up on, nice. And so I go, what are we gonna do? And I'm like, you know, I'm freaking out. I don't know what's gonna happen. We're also running late. Again, 20 minutes until the goddamn plane is supposed to take off.

What's he gonna do? And she goes, I'm gonna take care of it. And then immediately, I'm not joking, runs away. And I go, what the fuck, she comes back and she's like, we're good. And I go, what did you do? And she goes, I put it in someone, I threw it in a planet.

Oh shit. She goes, I ran over to that planet. I ran over to that and I threw it in there. And then I ran back and I dropped in a murder weapon. That's the worst, this is the worst place to, they don't, if you put your backpack down for five minutes They'll call the bomb squad You threw a real life weapon into the planner at LAX and I'm freaking out. We're going through TSA

I mean that knife's a bomb. It went to the beach I'm freaking out cuz like I'm thinking like we did this at LAX TSA is gonna like really get us like they're They're watching all these cameras Obviously they advise all over the place. No one stops us. Go to Vegas. Wonderful time. We come back. Go to the planner knife still there Wow, we got the knife back dude. That's how I like that you we have knife That's that's the lost and found Like trick what it's just to throw it somewhere leaving no to lose it somewhere you remember I remember one time That's the lost and found like trick. It's just to throw it somewhere leaving.

No, to lose it somewhere you remember. I remember one time, I don't know. I was just in college, but I went to like some theme park thing. I think it was whenever the Harry Potter one opened up in universal or whatever. And I was like, anyway, me, my siblings were going and it was supposed to be like it was like cold in the morning and then

Cold at night, so we were jacked like pretty heavy things and got real hot during the day when you're walking around Hold on cold in the morning cold at night. Yeah, oh, but warm during the day. Yeah, son You were too miss the important part. I thought yeah at that point Chris. It's just cool But like in the day is like real hot yeah. And then I think either we didn't want to pay for the storage locker or they were full. So I was like, and then I was looking at the lost time. I'm just here giving a jacket. So I just took them and was like, hey, we found these jackets. And then, okay, cool. And then, into the day, I'm here, like giving it a jacket. So I just took them, I was like, hey, we found these jackets.

And then, like, okay, cool. And then, into the day, we're like, hey, we lost our jackets. And they're like, they look like this, this, this. Oh, here they are, they're like cool. That's brilliant. That's brilliant. So genius.

Wow. And I was like, I'm in awe. Yeah. I walk up to them, I have this knife. I found this knife. I found a knife. And then afterwards, I have this knife. I found this knife. I found a knife. And then afterwards I lost a knife. You can definitely get rid of it that way.

I don't think you can get it back. I don't think you get it back. Hey, I lost a knife in the airport. Can I have it back, please? I don't think that one worked. It wasn't my good one. Yeah. I definitely, I had a.

But I still have two more. I used to carry around like a, one was like credit card size pocket knives. It was like everything was flattened. And I definitely try to get on playing with one. Like I was in the security line. I was like, fuck. So I just like I wait till we've got near trash cans.

They have those like a like water dumps. Yeah. Yeah. They need to have like a weapon amnesty dump. Have you seen the marijuana amnesty ones? No. Yeah. So in places where marijuana is recreational, okay, you once you get...

The good places here? Yeah, once you get, listen closely, once you get through TSA, they have bins where you can without anyone watching, without ever getting in trouble, you can drop your drugs into the bin. At the place where it's legal. At the place in the states where it's legal.

Okay. Before you board your plane. Before you board your plane. Before you board your plane. Before you board your plane. After you get through TSA. Yeah. Because if you're going to do that. I've already made it through the checkpoint.

Checkpoint. I don't need to. I'm good. I'm done. No, no, no. And you know the guy there who's like the janitor who who's, he's just waiting to clean the trash cans. Yeah, no one's watching it, Randy is. Yeah, Randy's like, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

get a timid into trash. They're not even, they're not even by TSA. It's by the chance that he just got out the bottom with his mouth open. I never want to start a third year before. But it would be really great to throw a match into that. I'd just let it get everybody.

Oh, man. I... You have to the hard part. It's like just... At that point, just... They're just... TSA, they're not looking for weed. They're just looking for weapons and bombs.

That's a crazy loophole of LAX, right? It's that, like, basically federally... So, TSA is federal. So if they find marijuana, they have to report it. And the people that they reported to are the local police. And LAPD has basically said, yeah, we're not prosecuting. And if I think you stop, stop doing, stop. So it's this weird thing where like,

you can bring weed up to TSA. And then the TSA part, that's where it becomes illegal again. But if they find it, they confiscate it and give it to LAPD, who then goes, I don't fucking want this. I'm gonna smoke this. And then they either smoke it themselves or they give it back to you, the citizen who owns it. As we said earlier with the asshole in Boston,

the airport is federally controlled. So it's federal land. So even if it's legal on a local level, once you step into the airport, it becomes illegal because it's federal. But like you said, they just don't care. They're gonna refer to the cops.

Even the little dog marks that they have, which I thought that they've been, this whole time, every time I pass through TSA, they make you walk through the little, like the dog, the, what I'm gonna call the snitch petting zoo, you know what I'm talking about? Where like you have to walk and the dog is walking the opposite way. Every time I go through that, I get so nervous

because I'm like, they're gonna find it, they're gonna find it, they're gonna find it. I found out those dogs are just sniffing for fucking bombs or sand. Like they're not it, they don't care about drugs anymore. Yeah, I get nervous and I even not having drugs I'm like yeah, what if the dog likes me? What if the dog likes me too much? I've got half a bottle I be profited on me this can't go bad

That one time when I went to speak I went to New Zealand They they're very strict about that when you arrive like they've got the dogs who are not only looking for you know Weapons or whatever, but they're looking for Plant material because or animals right because you can't take like, plants or animals in there, because it's an island. And paradise. I, like, they have these dogs walking around, I, for the luggage pickup is, and I was waiting for my luggage, and as I'm waiting for my luggage, this guy finds his, picks it up, and as he starts walking away, the dog comes over, smells it, and sits

down. So the officer's like, oh, we need to go through your bag. And I was like, that's fine. He unzips it. It's like his big check bag. They pull everything out. The dog smells everything. And it's like, all right, I guess it's just a false hit. Dog didn't find anything. So he puts everything back in his bag. Zips it up. You know, that guy's gone. The next officer with a dog comes by. The dog snips his bag. Smells it and sits down. So the second officer's like, oh, we need to go through your bag. And the guy's like, but that guy just went through it. We just went through. And the guy's like, nope, the dog sat. We got to go through it again. So I's like, but that guy just went through it We just went through and the guy's like, nope the dog sat we got to go through it again

So I put it all back up again and pull everything out and by this time my bag showed up and I was like man, dude That sucks I'm out of here. He's gonna go another five feet another dog Just throw it at the dog. I'm tired of these lazy dogs always sitting down on the job Come on, I do I do like that they sit down instead of attacking I always assume that they would attack but no They're just like by your yeah, like of course That's when I would assume that a dog would go like that's cocaine and then bite you I get it. Well, they don't instead. They just go this guy's got cocaine. He's pretty chill

I think yeah, yeah That's that's a man traveling and so dumb. You mentioned, you know, have the whole bullshit in Boston about like taxis and ubers and how all of that works. One of the time, it's been a while, but one of the times I went to Pax East, I was staying at a hotel right by the convention center

there, I think it was the Renaissance. And a bunch of us were gonna go, I don't know, like to a party or something. And we all were like in the lobby, we were like, all right, we're all here. Let's go get in a taxi and go where we're going. And so we walk out in front of the hotel, and there's no taxis.

They're all doing whatever the fuck they're doing. Like shit, we're gonna have to wait here for a taxi to show up. I think it was before Uber. I was about to ask, because before Uber became like a big thing. And so we're waiting, and like this, like black car shows up.

It was like a SUV, like a suburban shows up, it opens up the door and like a bunch of people come out and I guess it's like a driver with their car. And then like the driver rolls down the passenger window looks at us and I don't remember who's there. I know Bernie and I were there. I don't remember who else was with us. Driver rolls down the passenger window,

looks at us and goes, hey, you guys need to ride. You go in somewhere? Like yeah, we're going to whatever bar somewhere. He's like, hey, just hop in, come on, I'll take you there. Like, okay, so we get in the back of the car, and as soon as we get in the back of the car, like it gets lit up by police lights. There was a cop right behind him, and the cop walks up to us, and looks at us in the back seat, he goes, did you all arrange for this vehicle?

Is this a scheduled pick up here? Or like, no, he just offered us a ride to go, oh, you fucking nuts. I didn't know. And he's like, okay, get out of the car. And I was like, oh shit, I guess you can't do that. Is that legal? It's illegal.

That's 100% illegal. Yeah, actually, I don't know why it's illegal. I assume, I mean, somebody in the comments, somebody in the whatever blah, blah, blah. What mayor did this? Yeah. What? did this? Yeah. What have you Michelle? Who?

Are you? I don't know who you are yet. Who fucking crowds? Like it gets real. It gets old with it. But there yeah, I remember watching a video a while ago of these these undercover police officers basically like they are by the airport.

They have luggage and they they flag down Uber drivers and they go, I want to order at Uber, my phone's not working, can you just give us a ride and if you accept, boom they got it. That's a trap man. That is a trap. That's not cool. That isn't trap and especially when you get like that. I don't know, there's something about they, uh, like a union thing.

So it's got to be for like the tax even. You have to like pre-arrange it. Yeah. You can't just show off. The tax range by saying, Hey, can I get in that car? And they said, yeah, you can get in the car. That's a pre-arrange. Yeah. Also, I have the tendency to like anytime like any time, if they had like rolled down the window and they went, did you pre-arrange this right? Yeah, man. 100%. I'm never telling, I was just young and dumb. I had no idea. Yeah, I want to be young and dumb and be hassled by the police.

I would have thought about it. I might be like, oh, yeah, no, I just, I just got like no idea. Yeah, yeah, that's my friend. Yeah, that's you're gonna back and serve. Look at the license of the back. It's Eric the driver.

The truck. I mean, that's what we call them. That's what they changed the name to. It's Staten Island. Yeah. It says here his name is Omar. Yeah, there you go. No one calls him Omar.

No, that's dumb. That's your family. We call him. Yeah, this is government name. Yeah, damn. Copy using his government. Shit. That's gross.

Just talking about like a security and shit, I went to Wondercon this weekend in Anaheim because we did like a big premiere for the Justice League Ruby movie. And this is first time everyone to Wondercon. I have never seen such lack security at a convention. Really? In my entire life.

Did you feel unsafe? A little bit. No one checking weapons, like prop weapons. Nobody at the entrance exit, nobody was standing there. You just walked in. You just walked in. Nobody looked at my badge ever. Did you need a badge?

Technically, yeah. Functionally. Not really. Not really. No, it was crazy. It was insane. And it makes me appreciate RTX, I'm much more. RTX is a genuine, watching the measures that even me as talent to get into it,

because it's run by the conventions, and they have their security working. Yeah, sure. I was like, this is good. This feels good. I feel safe. Now I got to go over to this other door so I can open and get all my guns. And then I'll be, no, that's a bad joke. But I went to Pax East and it was a very similar situation. Really? Yeah. And also, I run into this problem right now. We're like, I don't know that everyone could do this, but I'm very confident, dude. And that is a lot of it.

The last day that I was at PAX, they shut it off. And if you've ever been to Boston Convention Center, when you enter PAX, you go down these escalators, down into the actual show floor. When I was leaving, we were supposed to go film something up at the top so I had to go back up those escalators, but they weren't letting people through. And they were making us all go out this other way.

And honestly, God, I wasn't even supposed to film anything. I just wanted to walk out the front and leave like the way that I came in because that's the way I knew that's where the workers were picked up. I didn't want to walk out the side and walk away and that sounds that sucks. I don't want to do that shit. And I had a media badge. So what I did was I went, excuse me, I have to film. And they went, well, I don't know if we can let you through and you went, oh, you don't know.

And they went, I have a knife. And then they all tackle. And they went, I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife.

I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife.

I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a knife. I have a You just flashed your past. I also, I missed the part where you got the land-eared, so the whole, the whole year's holding. I was just holding, I would be walking in

and people would be like, hey, you got your badge and I would flash it like this and then put it away. You just take it to your shirt. Armada Torres, media, and then go in. I'll be great if you had one of those like cop wallets from TV. Yeah, there it is. I was taking it for the first one.

I did take my passport out and I like tried to flip it, but then I dropped my passport and I was like, not cool. Not cool, that. No. Oh, man. All right, we should probably wrap this up. Yeah.

Whatever you were going to ask, save it. We'll save it for the post-show. Sure. I just wanted to say one thing because it is really quick. I saw somebody dressed as Yang when we were at PAX East. East nice and it was this incredible thing to like, I don't know, it was really cool. They said all of these great things about the show and how how much it meant to them. And I just like, I think it's so awesome that you work on this thing

that means like so much to these people. I'm unfamiliar with the show. So don't think me too much. You know, it's fine. But I've started watching it because it's like, you know, because of how many people are hyped on it. I've seen so many comments on Twitter about like people who have like these opinions of this stuff. It's so crazy to me that you like, that you work on this thing that has an impact

on so many people's lives and then watching how excited those people got to meet me because I work for a company that also makes the thing you make. Like the next day. Your influence is so big that people were excited to meet me. That's crazy. Because of the thing you make.

Because of you. That's a super dope thing. I just wanted to let you know that. I'm sure in there, man, I appreciate it. Yeah. And that's a great way for me to say, make sure you're watching Ruby on Crunchyroll. Every Saturday, please go watch it. We were like that's a great way for me. So say make sure you're watching Ruby on Crunchyroll every Saturday

Please go watch it. We were like this volume volume chapter six was a big one. So you should go catch up And also thank you. Yeah, yeah go watch Ruby and catch my Twitter because I'll be watching it probably Like tweeting and actually great. Yeah. Oh, yeah All right, well, we'll see you guys next week Bye Alright, well, we'll see you guys next week. Bye. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Describe the show to a newcomer and a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Alright, example. Together in Trempathos,

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