Rooster Teeth Podcast - Vegas Baby! - #730

Episode Date: December 21, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Chris Demarais, Kayla Milton and Blizzb3ar as they talk about dragging Gus to Vegas, people who marry their cousins, destroying out tiktok algorithms, and more! Sponsored by Squarespace, SaneBox, and MeUndies Go to http://squarespace.com/ROOSTERTEETH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Go to http://sanebox.com/rooster to get a two-week free trial and a $25 credit.  Go to http://meundies.com/roosterteeth to get 20% off your first order and free shipping. Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Gus. We're in the temp space and normally before we go live We go. What's the order? Uh, said we just talked about a hate crime. We just like And we didn't we didn't come. I don't know. Well, here's the thing She didn't know that they both existed so she had only ever heard the name off radio Oh, she'd only ever seen a picture of Gus So that's why we were like yeah, he's like 35 and she's like what? I don't know how we're old off rate.

I look pretty good for 35. I'm not afraid of like 33. Do we give context? Yeah, we have someone. Just without saying any specifics. Yeah, no, we have someone that we work with at the company who works for the company, but she's not a part of the company.

So like, she knows who people are, but not really. And we were having a conversation with her. We kept talking about, we were saying like, we were saying like, turn them saying like, turn out like Alfredo in Achievement Hunter, but she thought it was Gus. Because she had only ever seen a picture. That's an Achievement Hunter. She had only ever seen a picture of Gus

and then had only ever heard the name Alfredo. So she was just like, okay, this must be the same person. Different Spanish colony. Yeah. That's an Achievement Hunter. He's got all, achievements in factorial. Yeah. I got him.

I'm that's my goal. Anytime blues asks about a game that we could see, I know you've already acknowledged me. I'd go out and say back to our own this every time. I'm saying, I'm a bliss factorial gift. Hell yeah. I always ask him like, hey, so we have streams coming up. Is there any games that anyone wants to play?

And Gus will always respond with a factorial gift. And I'm like, Gus, it's already on the schedule. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna give you more. It's so much factor. We're gonna do it. We play factorial. It's on the calendar.

It's on the calendar. It's on the calendar. It's on the calendar. It's me. It does. Where people are YouTube.com slash squads. Squads. Squads.

Yeah, just subscribe. This is coming out. This is the 19th. The 19th. Oh, no, it's the 19th. That means you've already missed your chance to get something from the Rupert's Team store and have it delivered before Christmas. Don't worry. You can still buy stuff from the Rupert Store. It just won't continue by Christmas cards. You get gift cards. Oh, those are

things. Or just be like, yo, it's for me. Yeah, or for yourself or for people like me who have like January birthdays. Yeah, me too. Wait, when do you birthday? 18th. 13th. Are you a curious? No. Oh, you're still a Capricorn. You're like Cusby, that's like the last day. 19th is the last day. Yeah, you seem like a curious, not a curious,

non-durugatory. So, thanks. Durugatory, you seem like a curious. What's your moon in your eyes? Yeah. You're being interrogated or no? Full. Full moon of Chris.

Yeah, I don't know. Okay, so Chris has not been ran through. He's not in his eyes. We're calling it Okay, so Chris has not been ran through. He does not know his rights. We're calling it ran through. Chris has not been ran through. Someone run through this twink please. I don't know Chris. Okay, we have to tone it down.

We're saying we're talking to Gen Z. I just did a I dabbed like the Gen Zs do. I heard when I wasn't here the other day You guys went a little overboard on our TP. Well, you have to be more specific Which one yeah, it was a was it you to drew and blame Yep, oh yeah, we had the cut stuff. Yeah, because like I was talk. Yeah I was talking about something about no, they didn't get cut the some stuff did the Layer no that got left in oh

Okay, and then the therapy one yeah therapy got cut That shows funny though that that that that's it. That's my favorite RTP. I think I've ever done yeah I like out before this show y'all you're like oh, if we ever do, if I ever do a cast again, that's the best cast. I would love to have that cast again. And I was just like, yeah. The best. The best.

Chris will not be making the cut. You don't have to be in everything. That's the beauty of it. No, no, no, I know, but I just like, at least want to be in the best. Chris, you are the best. Are the best. Oh, thanks.

I just didn't seem sincere when considering you were just making your best cast, your ideal cast. You were busy that day, that's not on us. You know, but you're talking with future best. But you don't understand is that the combination of blame in your brings a corn-fed energy to that.

Yeah, you don't give off corn-fed. No, you have like city boy vibes. I know you're from Texarkana, but you do have to do it. No, no, no, long view. It's even worse. Oh, but you have like city boy vibes. I had ghosts, I had cows, I had pigs. I was on a phone.

Did you have corn? You're a farm boy, but not our corn. You have a corn boy, it's different. Yeah, every now and then, Chris's East Texas accent will slip out a little bit. What is that? And it's like my head will like whip around and look at it. He just did a little bit when he said that.

Can we get some examples? Yeah, can you give me an example? Cause I don't know. Uh, watch the West Hunt Street. He's been fighting for so long. I used to say naked. Naked? It's an naked.

Oh, like naked. I had to consciously shift, be like naked. It's not naked. It's not naked. It's naked. It's naked. That's like any KKID. Yeah.

For the West Hunt Street, Chris's voice was actually gone Yeah, but so when he was sipping on night quill Yeah, day quill He learned what lean was for some form us. He didn't know what lean was I knew it was and you were doing it and you were doing it. No, that's not lean Okay It's day quill so it's anything. It's like more like upright. So you're supposed to sip day quill like You're supposed to do every four hours your supposed to not sip day quill but take like 30 milliliters

So you were just like overdosing on day quill Yeah, he's doing about 45 million over the course of an hour Man, I have some stories. I'm not doing about 45 million. Over the course of an hour. Yeah, I feel like a tolerance. I, man, I have some stories I'm not ready to tell me yet. Chris, let's- I have some, I have some, I have some Robo Trip stories. Not me, Robo Tripping is the most- What's Robo Trip in a- In St. Con said, I'm like, there's easier, better ways to get high. Thank you for asking the question, I'm afraid to ask.

Is that Robo Tusson? Yeah, or is Robo Tusson or any like first generation? I thought it was doing streams with a robot. No, I wish. That was you. I'm gonna trip with Quadron. Yeah. I, I, I don't, I'm not ready to tell these stories.

I have, I have, it's been 10 years. I have some stories about someone I knew who was really into Robo Trip. That's the worst thing to be in to. I didn't understand it was a thing that people did when they weren't like... When they weren't. They weren't 16. Yeah, that's like the thing you do when you can't even buy alcohol.

I thought it was something people did in high school. Yeah, it's like a high school. And I knew someone who did it like full time. Like this was their job? Like 40 hours? They were always very much happy. Yeah, they were certain. They were certain. They were very certain. They were very much happy. And I have some week. They're always rib-a-sharping. Yeah, they're in the

service. Rib-a-sharping on the clock. And I have some crazy stories that I just don't feel ready to tell them. They always spend their flexible savings account. They're always. That's it. That's it. End the show. Yeah, that shows on. Word, that's it. That God, that's too funny. There was a, my neighbor a couple of weeks ago had someone, he, a couple of weeks ago had someone, a couple of weeks ago, my neighbor woke up like on a Sunday morning and there was a dude in his house, like in his bedroom.

A man? Yeah. Yeah, a rando dude. Like standing in his bedroom without shoes, with a blanket that he was like covering his face, but I don't think he was, right, I don't think he was covering his face to hide. I think there was something in the blanket He was coughing the whole time. Oh, yeah, and then so my neighbor woke up told her to leave the dude was like no

What are you saying to that? Oh my I'm fighting I'm swinging I'm swinging. I'm getting my I'm getting my BB gun. We're fighting guys I watched too many home intruder like videos for me to feel comfortable with How did he get in the house. So there. That's not the reason I don't want to get into it. Okay, we have to get into it. My as a woman in Truder fear is my number one fear.

Yeah, he had my neighbor got a dog had to set off his homo log. It started going off. Then the dude ran out so that my neighbor chased him down the road. Yeah. I love that for your neighbor. Yeah, so that my neighbor chased him down the road. Yeah. Oh, I love that. I love that for your neighbor. Yeah, and then they caught him and arrested him. But that being said, I saw a news article

in the Austin subreddit yesterday about a dude without shoes who walked into someone's house in north Austin, somewhere in North Austin. I don't know where it was. And like the homeowner woke up at 7.30 in the morning and had to chase the dude out. And I was like, I was like, in the video, the face was blurred

on the new store. I don't know if it's the same person, but it's like this person, like early in the morning walked into an unlocked door. Yeah, that's super specific. With no shoes. Unlocked door. Locked your door.

No, no, no, no, no. That's exactly what I was gonna say because people down here, y'all don't lock your door. I lock my door. I lock my door. Shem, bro. I do, that's why I can lock my door. I lock my door. Shim. I'm a pro. I do.

That's why I get locked out. There was like literally one serial killer that only killed people whose doors are unlocked because he was like, God wanted me to find this unlocked door to murder this person. And I'm just like, you know, if that's all the probable cause you need, I'm just gonna lock my door. I, so I would hang out with friends.

I would go over to their house and I would lock their door after we got away. Like in the day, they would be like, wait, why did you just lock my door? And I'm like, why not? It's a killer. Sam, there's no downside. There's no no, Sam J. And she's, she's like a very mask,

butch black lesbian. And she's talking about her girlfriend, like doesn't lock the door. And she was like, and she was like, I was in the house. And she was like, I was in the house. If there's pussy in the house, lock the door. And I stand by that. I stand by that. There's pussy in the house locked door. and I stand by that I stand by that

I don't care I don't care if you're going to get the mail if I'm in the shower I'm in the I'm in a room with the door close if I'm in the house the door is locked Yeah, I'm not absolutely not I don't trust the outside world enough to let it in my house I used to have a roommate who would come home She she did improv so she would come home late sometimes. And we just like, not lock the door. I don't understand that. I can't. I lock my bedroom door.

I did too. I locked my bedroom door. I locked my bedroom door. And I locked the bathroom door. I locked my bathroom door. I locked my bathroom door. Well, I stopped locking bathroom door until my partner locked in on me,

like just fighting for my life in the bathroom. And I was like, you didn't need to see that. I was like, I'm like super saiyan on the toilet. Oh. What, what's your choice? Wait, I wish what were you, was there a Vigida? I was like, pick a little one. Yeah, it was a level of stress.

It was a bit of a G. Okay, okay, Prince of all sands. No, have you ever been on the toilet and? Had to get naked. We're, okay, I was okay. Okay, I can't principal. Sans. No, have you ever been on the toilet and? I have to get naked. You were, okay, I was streaming the other night. And I was trying to explain to people, I was like, yeah, I've been on the toilet before and like I've been finding for my life.

And sometimes you just gotta take your clothes off when you fight for your life. And they were like, that's not a universal experience. No, you guys have never been like, so it's just like, I can't, like you're sweating. You're like, it's a cold slide. It sounds like you're sick. Like you have been employed. No, no, no, no. Sometimes you've never been like so just like I can't like you're sweating. You're like cold like your sick like you know You've never had to take your clothes off No, no what I guess we're built there for I know I guess we're about to have you ever like

Coming out Never like Yeah, just touching the floor? Yeah, just touching the floor. You fucked up. No, only one of our I was like food poisoning. Yeah, sounds like we're all like vomiting. I mean, that's a given, but also sometimes not.

Sometimes that's the best position. Sometimes, fight those demons. Sometimes, the head gives his strongest balance. You all need fiber. I have fiber. You're doing it wrong. No, we're moving right. I just, a great Christmas gift we can get for Blizzard Squatty Potty.

We should go to order now. I will be completely honest. I will be completely honest. I've been looking at a Squatty Potty because I would like one. The one that we have in the bathroom is so nice. I didn't know that's where your legs need to be when you shit. Yeah, that's not, because you're supposed to squat. It's how I supposed to give't know that's where your legs need to be when you shit. Yeah, that's not because it's because you're supposed to squat. It's like supposed to give birth to also I suppose you're

Yeah, it's like some French king decided. I was head king. Is Henry the eighth? Was it was it? I thought it was not that it was French. Maybe using what you might be right. He would like to watch the birthing process. So that's why today even to this day, women are in stirrups, right, women, though it's categorically,

scientifically easier. Should pop a pop a squat. Yeah, and shit that baby out. Really? You're literally supposed to squat down, this shit baby out, yeah. That's how, yeah. Okay. Chris, no.

No, but that's how animals do it. Yeah. Can you tell me where babies come from? Yes. Okay. Like, what stage? Initially? I don't know.

He wants to know what that no one's ever taught me. How babies were baby starts with sex. Okay, with a semen. Uh-huh. And why is this taking so long? I didn't know what to start. Okay, I'll give you the TLDR. Semen in a vagina makes baby it grows. No, and then it's homophobic. No, it's hom you the TLDR. Seaman in vagina makes baby it grows.

And then- Oh, so it's homophobic? No. It's homophobic, interesting. Okay, seaman and egg into body. Yeah. Yeah. Fertilize, go big.

Mm-hmm. Then- Go home. Then multiply. Then come out. Either they've been in multiple ways. Yes. I just love asking people. What do babies come from because I want to see how they explain it.

And that was perfect. Nightender said everything. They're going to put that in a sex education books. Yeah. You're welcome. We have a probably better than a lot of our sex education. That's much better than all of Texas in Southern sex education. I didn't get sex eds all over the high school

Same. Oh, like I will have sex before high school. No, you only if you're married. Yeah, I remember I was in my 10th grade class and our Our health teacher was like a coach and You know, it was like a full-time thing or anything and so we were just just going around the class, like reading from the book, the textbook, like one person reads one paragraph that experts are saying. Five or?

I agree. You had some valid questions that help book. You had to say seminal vesicles. Well, not one girl in the health class had to say penis. But it was very apparent she had never heard the word before. Oh, no. Cause she kept saying penis. Oh, no.

Oh, no. That's right. Oh, no. I was just sitting there like 15, 16 years old, being like, she doesn't know how to say penis. Well, if someone that called it a, well, if it said dangles, she wouldn't know anyone knows about the dangled dog. Well, dangled a little longer.

Other side of that, I remember in middle school, there was a teacher. She had this like jar of pennies on her desk. Oh, no. And she always, and she made a joke, I was like, oh that's my, she was, she was talking about that being her retirement fund.

Yeah. And she, and she'd always make jokes about it. And she, she thought she was like killing it, open like night type style. Like, but really, she, instead of saying pennies, she said, oh, I gotta get my pennies. Yeah, and all the kids thought it sounded like penis. So we'd all crack up,

because she'd talk about how she needs her penis to retire. And it was hilarious. Who broke it to her? No one did. It was just like a thing. Chris was still saying naked at the time. So he couldn't really.

Yeah, I, I, I, um, like we talked. Yeah, I am. Like, when we talked about this on the stream, I was like, I had like a DVD of my like a TV show from high school. He showed it to me. Yeah, and I like listen. It's public access show. Yeah, and listening to it,

it's like, I have like my Southern accent, my Texas is like, I'm gonna really see that. I'm gonna see that. It's bad, it's bad. It's bad, it's wet. I'm gonna need to see that. Language is really funny to me about how, like, even to this day, you can understand dialects forming when mass communication

and rapid communication was a lot more difficult, right? Now, you know, you have the internet, you have TV, like it's all easier to hear people with different accents or people who don't speak like your very hyper-specific region. And it's weird to me that to this day, accents can persist and slang and lingo that's so specific to regions. There's like, you could see my accent come out

if I'm like talking to my family. Yeah, I speak too. It's only if I'm with the wind. Yeah, I coach all the time. Where it's like, I'll go home and be like, cap, or I'll be like, oh, Mothers, there's something like that. And then talking to my parents or something like that, I'm like, I've been a go to the store.

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No, I don't gamble. I've never, like I have gambled before, but it's not fun. You know, I'm losing money, I'm sad. It's basically like playing. I'm money. I got't gamble. I've never get, like I have gambled before, but it's not fun, you know, I'm losing money. I'm sad. For winning. It's basically like playing. It's basically like a video game. I got mad for two reasons, but go ahead.

Oh, so we went to Vegas. We immediately land down. We're going to dinner with a couple of friends. So the men there have audacity. Okay. They were whistling at all the women we were with. And I get there where, at the restaurant.

No, we were heading to the restaurant. Okay. So we don't like a mall. How many how big was your group? 15 people 15 people A lot of people it was a he's stripped of I guess how did I I'm offended by the idea of whistling at a group of people. Yeah, because who's it's directed at so 15 people will when you're traveling with 15 people to a restaurant you just spill on yourself? Sorry, I didn't mean to poke point that out. Okay, you did, but okay. So a group of 15 people, you know, there's going to be people who break up in the groups going to a restaurant. So I'm in a group of four at this point. And the person's like whistling to the person that I'm walking next to.

And I immediately turn and go, shut the fuck up. I get, because I get very aggro, and I hate when, I hate when people do that to fans. Yeah. When they're literally just trying to be hot. Yeah, it's like trying to go to be hot. Yeah, they're for worst dinner at the restaurant. It, which is worse, honking or whistling?

Both. No, ho, whistling. Okay, whistling is more direct, but honking is more audacity, because it's like, what the fuck do you think? It's like that TikTok for the guys. It's this guy like, honking at the woman and harassing her. And then she walks over and gets in the car. And she's just like, show me you meet.

It's like, what? And she's like, pull it out. Let me see it. And he's like, whoa, I don't think yet. She's like, yeah, that's what I thought. And she gets out the car. That's a power move. But I also want to talk about the biggest show

because I met my first RT community member. And their name is Thimble. I remember. That's a cool name. But I saw that movie character name. Thimble, if you're listening, I told you I was going to do this. But we met at a club. I was dancing.

I saw someone with a really cool mustache. I went up to them and I was like, how are you ever really nice mustache? And they're like, thank you so much. Not to be weird. You sound like a Twitch streamer I watch. And I said, huh? I was like, okay, cool, what's the Twitch streamer's name?

He was like, blizz, and I'm like, okay. And they turn around to my friend. I was like, apparently, I saw this Twitch streamer name blizz. And they turn back around and I go, hi, I'm Blizzberries, nice to meet you. I'm meaningfully freaked out in the club. And people around us were like, what's going on? He was like, I'm like a huge fan of RT.

And like he pulls up, I think his Apple podcast playlist while you see an RT pod, you see Black box down, I see, you see Fuckface, you see Off Topic. And I was like, you are a fan fan. A fan, what a symbol. Honestly, the nicest person I met, this is like my first first community member I've ever met like outside of person.

It's awesome. It was like super neat. But then Vegas ruined me and I lost my voice and now I'm back. You always have a lost voice. I think. I think you don't have a voice. Like in society?

Yeah, I think the world is taking away a black queer man's voice. I agree, I agree. I was upset that you went to Vegas and you didn't, I didn't know about it ahead of time Would you have gone to Vegas with me? Well, is this Chris inviting himself to your trip? Well, Gus. I want to hang out with Chris One-on-one time with Chris. You do you be amazing. You really do though. I totally would have yeah, I totally were just in Vegas recently

Yeah, I know that's right. Go back. It's Can we go to Vegas? Yeah, let's go. Let's go. I see a Vegas trip. Oh, yeah, let's recently. Yeah, I know, that's from school Vegas. Can we do the Vegas? Yeah, let's go. Let's go. SCF Vegas trip. Oh yeah, let's take that. Yeah, wait, I think we have budget. In the beer video, let's go. We do not have that.

No, it's either that or the raccoon kale. But the raccoon kale. Yeah, that's the shoes. I don't know, I really want to raccoon. I would go. Also, I had a, you know, you get the little printouts of like, it's from like slot machines and shit where you have to like go and cash them in.

Oh, you never cashed it. I got some vouchers I could have given to you. Yeah, and I wouldn't be like just for you No, you could just kept it. No Chris. I would have brought about how much was it. I'll be your cash mule. I don't care It's under $50, but it's like Yo, you know who should take the Vegas? Mondeo. Yeah, that motherfucker is the lucky. He's so lucky. He's a walking rabbit's foot. He's a Loki. I learned how to play Celo.

Celo, a dice game in here. I don't know if that's against. Yeah, I don't think Celo's like a Vegas game, is it? It's not. It's like a back alley. Yeah, yeah. I was like, we should go to Vegas. I think I want to go on a trip.

Gotta come. Yeah, no. Yeah. Gus, let's get in your plane and go to Vegas. I want to I want to go on a trip. I gotta come. Yeah, no Gus let's get in your plane and fly to Vegas. Let's go have a You could after you go to back in and you win big you guys let me know how it goes I believe I've been to Vegas with Gus and it's fun. Yes. When do we go to Vegas? It's a work thing What do we get to NAB? Yeah. God, that was like seven years ago. I'm never been to Vegas. You've never been.

My parents love Vegas and they never take us. Well, okay. So the reason that I brought up the like, I want to hang out with Chris because we were supposed to that one time when I was out of town at the wedding. But I feel like me and Chris would have a great time together. For some odd reason. Oh, Chris is a down-ass bitch.

Yeah, I'd be like, hey Chris, you wanna go to like, cider-caid and play games or get drunk at like 10 a.m. Chris treats life like improv. Yeah. Everything is just sand. I wanna go to a brunch with Chris and just get drunk in the day.

Yeah, we can do that. See? And, and, and then go play with some animals. Yeah. Did you see the joy? Did you see the joy coming from Chris? That's your passion. And I want to witness this.

Yeah, no, I've, uh, Chris, where are you getting animals? Sorry. I was thinking about this. There's, we could, we could one, go to like a park where there's like dogs and ducks and stuff. Or two, there's like a pet store that has a sloth. Were there what? There's a pet store in North Austin that has a sloth.

That should be illegal, shouldn't it? Gus, Gus, shut up. And you know, we would get to like play with it, but we get to see it. And there are a lot of other animals that we could probably play with. You ever hold ferrets? Yeah, they stink, but we get to see it. And there are a lot of other animals that we could probably put you were whole to bear it. Yeah, they stink, but they're still cute.

I know they're fun. I fed a slot at the Louisiana Zoo. I had backstage passes. Dude, I've seen the I've seen in person a slot poop. They only do that. That's rare. Yeah, I was there. They put one.

I was like once a month. It's like a week. It's like the only time they come down from the tree. Yeah, and I saw it and they don't They dance they dance when they put it's the sloth next to the olive garden Are we going to olive garden? Oh my god, you know olive garden was the last restaurant. I went to before the pandemic. We still need to go to the hub I get I bought a gift card for I hop. We got these as coins. Dude, I'm not kidding. I bought it when I bought an I hop gift card, and I'm like, I was gonna bring it and be like,

yo, let's use it. I, we're not leaving to the world. We're not leaving to the world. Four contacts, I was sponsored by I hop for a little bit, and they gave me a lot of things. Like a gift card and pancake coins, and I have 40 pancakes, any of you. Shaq was at the slot.

Uh, the slot. Shaq, Shaq was at the I hop down to Caesar slot. Shaq was at the eye hop down the Caesar Chavez this morning. I saw it on the Austin sub right. You got the one by. Yes. Yeah. Gus, we could have done by.

We're wearing yes. You and me could have got pancakes. You could have. You could have made Shaq one meal. One breakfast for Shaq with your 40 pancake tokens. Yeah. And that would have worked. That would have worked.

But yeah, let's go to I help them. Yeah. Yeah. I want to hang out with Chris one. We fun out outside of work. Yeah. It's always us, yes, standing our way to Barb's usually. Yeah.

And I'm like, all right, let's go. Barbara Ellis or Barbara, don't go into house. Barbara Ellis. Okay. Not Barbara Duncan and Barbara Rella, the bar named after my favorite movie. Wait, we, yeah, I wanna go get drunk with all of you. I don't drink anymore.

Okay, those days are gone. I wanna get drunk with all of you and have don't drink anymore. Okay, those days are gone. I want to get drunk with all of you and have Gus babysit. I want to get altered with Gus. That's how terrible. Gus, I'm a good person drunk. No, being the one sober person who has to wrangle

all of the drunk people, that is the worst, most heroic job in the world. I'm a parent drunk. Yeah, here's what we could do. Oh my god, Omega's Gus. I'm not going to be. That's because I don't have Gus at all. There's a whole, there's a whole, do when we go to Vegas Gus Red versus blue joke about it. There's a whole yeah, RTA about it

In 2033 that I'm tricking I can't be forced I'm tricking us I know we're not forcing we're not forcing where we're convincing we're convincing This is a business putting Gus in the car and driving to Vegas. That sounds like kidnapping. Crossing straight lines, that's a felony. It's only a felony if you're a woman. Is that true? The man act, look at the two-ass.

Look at that. Wait, are you serious? Could I get kidnapped at any moment and it be okay? Wait, really? Wait, really? Oh my God, okay. I thought that was a joke. No, but just the white slave traffic act, also called the Man Act, federal law passed June 25th, 1910.

It is named after Congressman James Robert Mann of Illinois. In its original form, the act made it felony to engage in interstate or foreign commerce transport of any woman or girl for the purpose of prostitution or debauchery or any other immoral purpose. Like go in the Vegas. Yeah, but it's very specifically says any woman or girl. Yeah, that's what I was saying. He's usually, if I get kidnapped, this is not count.

And I said, no, you're not a woman, man act. And it was amended by Congress in 1978. And again, in 1986, to limit its application to transport for the purpose of prostitution or other illegal sexual acts. So if we take Gus across state lines and make him work in the brothel, it's still not legal, because he's not a woman.

What the hell? Vegas. Yeah, let's go. Vegas. Elaine Maxwell. Oh, she broke that lot. Yeah, Elaine Maxwell is probably the people she's probably half that Wikipedia art Kelly. Yeah, he did that too Chuck Berry Charles Manson. Who's the next him guy? Oh, he's not on here. He should be He's named Keith Reneerie. He's a really yeah, Charlie Chaplin acquitted. Well, he's acquitted. It was his cousin's fine. Was it? No. Wait, was Charlie Chaplin the one

that married his cousin? No, that's Elvis. No, that's great balls of fire. Uh, what's his name? Johnny Cash? No, no, no. God, he just died the other day. Oh, I thought it was, um, Jerry Lee Lewis. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was, a, what's his name? Trump attorney, former New Yorker. Juliani.

Juliani. He's also married to his cousin. Yeah. It's his second cousin though, right? It doesn't matter. It's so gross. I'm just clarifying. It's so gross.

It's so gross. On this podcast, we're all about the facts. I mean, it is cousin. Is it blood cousin? I think so. That's gross. No, no, it's gross. No, no, no, no.

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Yeah, then you have to break up then your parents get married. Yeah. And you have to break up. Then you got to make very specific content. And it will sell. It will sell. Step brother. What are you doing? Shrire's broken.

Um, so, come on, it's to go back to Vegas. I have to try something new for the first time. Okay. I tried IV therapy. Oh, how is that? Which was kinda scary. Did you talk about that? I was checking, we talked about that on a stream. On a stream, not on podcast.

No, we did on the podcast. When? We think before you went or talked about maybe doing it. But maybe actually done it. And then I did it. So you get it. So when you hung over, you know. No.

You can. So a lot of the times if someone is like going through alcohol poisoning or whatever, like that, let's take it to the hospital and they'll give you a banana, oh, banana bag, which is the same thing that you can get. Yeah. The same thing that you can get if you like need more nutrients or more hydration. I'm a medically dehydrated person, so I got that one, but you could also get like a detox bag that detoxes your organs and stuff like that because you

use it. Is that why you're shitting bad? And then you can also get like other ones that help your immune system, like pump a bunch of vitamin C in you and stuff like that. So how does it detox? Is it just like, I think it filters through your liver or kidney or something like that. It's just your bloodstream. So it's just like pump and water in and out. It's kind of pumping that nutrients. And I don't know, Volly, I just had a needle stuck in me. Invagus.

And I saw a bag, in Vegas. And I saw a bag just like dripping stuff and like, how do you feel? I could taste in the back of my throat and I could hold. Yeah. The cold is weird. It's like a contrast. Yeah, but I was also hung over. So did it help?

Yeah, I think it did. Go scary. Go. I think it did. Yeah. I don't know. And that's what that. And we can do that, Gus.

Yes, Gus. Gus. I know a spot. I don't have to. Gus, take us to vehicles, okay. What did this go? What did this change? What about this we go to Vegas? Okay, no you only have to hang out with us for two hours How about this you guys go and I don't and it's zero, but we want Gus time

Yeah, we want Gus time. You get it Monday. You got it But we want Gus time. Yeah, we want Gus time again. You get it Monday. You got it Your fly hours we want our Gus hours. Yeah, I have a notebook to track it never yeah, I'm trying to get my permit Nalik I want to get my gusting license. I'm a licensed gusts all over. I want Gus Lour. Oh my God. Gus Lour's two hours of gusts. I need six hours of gusts.

And we're gonna take the tests. To be legally part of the last time we went on trip together. What was the last time we went on a trip together? About a year ago, it's September, went to... Oh, went to Nashville. Not Nashville. You don't even remember. I almost said not so but yeah, we didn't even go together. We were both there

But we were yeah, no yeah sure But like what we have to do is hey, we still hung out so I did we did yeah, and oh Shane Shane is selling me Shane Shane is Shane is smart. What do you say knows how to approach this. You guys don't. Is there pilot stuff? Podcast and Vegas. Yes! It's my set. Podcast and Vegas. We can do so much, Pod. I don't slam the table.

You're supposed to be pod. Yeah. In Vegas, baby, on the strip. I kind of want to do it on the strip. I kind of want to plan a trip now and then have Chris accidentally show up on that trip. You should. It would be funny. I will do it. Chris, you want to plan a trip now and then have Chris accidentally show up on that trip. You should it would be funny I will do it

Chris you only in the mexico. Yeah, let's go to pvr Let's get to the port over here. I'm gonna do your let's all go to New York. I fucking hate you. I'm with you I know I know I had the more I learned about New York the more I'm like I don't ever need to be I'm gonna Florida. I hate Florida more actually. I'll go anyway. I'll go anyway. I'll go anyway. I'll go I will oh Kim I hate you got cam beef. I don go anyway. I'll go anyway. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go.

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say, actually, my, my, my Twitter is private. So go look at that. If you, you won't see it, don't tell them. I don't know. I've not been on private for a while. I don't know. I don't understand Twitter private for a while. I don't know.

I don't understand Twitter anymore. So much has happened recently where I'm just like, am I doing this right? I don't know. I don't know. Nothing makes sense. The only thing that there's one thing in this world that makes sense.

Vegas. Vegas. Yeah. Numbers don't lie. I can't wait for this show to be titled Vegas, baby. Vegas, baby. Vegas, baby. I'm speaking of grifting.

I got, I'm getting Mando flowing out next week Speaking of grifting, I got, I'm getting Mondo flowing out next week. Yeah, I heard. Yeah, I'm very excited. Every time Mondo's in town, not that he's always so often. Yeah, yeah. Is she just fucking moved here?

He will never move here. He will not move here. But every time he's in town, I always end up like parting with him afterwards. Yeah, until like three a.m. What's going to be having done that? I think he's sitting here next Thursday. For the, you know, that means. I think this, yeah, this is a one next week. Yeah, okay. Yeah, he's coming for the done that once. I think he's gonna hear next Thursday. Or the... No, that means.

I think this is a week. Yeah, the first week? Yeah. Oh yeah, he's coming for the Beak Wars. I'm down. Hey guys, the Beak Wars is an internal thing that we do. Do you want to come out with us? Next week?

Yeah. Oh, Chris, okay, I'm buying green tea shots for us. That's so exciting. 21. We might have to... You and me, this is a work conversation. No, we might have to reschedule our black box down taping next week. Because we're gonna be in Vegas. No, no, no, 20 natural charisma. Like, it doesn't matter what he rolls the bases. Go to the 20. Yeah. It's unfair. It's unfair. It's truly, truly unfair.

I love that man. I do too. But like every time I hang out with him, he, why do my voice crack? Yeah. I'm thinking about Mondo. I'm thinking about Mondo. Every time I hang out with him, it's just always a long night. and I wake up super groggy the next morning cuz He wants to go out the next day next day, and I'll do it because like I just I want to see him I want to see him and hang out with him because he's cool. I don't like it. You got to be careful He's he can he can drink he would be the equivalent of Loki. Yeah, that's why I said he's I always say he's a Loki I say he's a Loki. I think a Loki. Yeah, no, he's a high key. He's a high key. I he's A-Loki. I think a Loki. A Loki? Yeah, no, he's a high-key Loki. He's a high-key Loki.

I feel like Loki is a genre of person that exists. I think that the deity of a Loki can be born within multiple people. And Armando is absolutely one of those. He's a little trickster-god. I think it was funny when John posted all of us as X-Men characters, and I was hoping to be Iceman, but I don't know. Remember from the X-Men movie where there's like that very gazing. That shit was gay. It's when Wolverine.

It's phallic. When Wolverine is about to drink a Coca-Cola. And it's warm. And it's warm. And, uh, I just went there as well. Let me cool that for you. Look some strain in the eyes. And I was like, this is so.

This is Sean covering that now. Yeah. That was my sexual awakening actually. In that moment. Huh. And I was like, this is so... This is Sean's running that now, but... That was my sexual awakening, actually, in that moment. Huh. He's gonna go back and watch him be like, this is right. Interesting. This is right.

I should remember thinking, oh, that's cool. That's okay. He made it cool. Yeah, he was like, oh, that's so cool. I wish I could do that, Nicky. And then, then was just like Okay, I look wow discovery something about myself today So I feel like everyone has that moment my girlfriend's always saying that her moment like that was in

Curin nightly and pirates the Caribbean. Yeah Some see I could see like a like a thing on the corset. Yeah, yeah, I I guess she had like a thing on. The corset? Yeah. Yeah. I remember when I like really noticed girls, like the moment in time when I was in fifth grade. What did your teacher say?

It was in fifth grade watching TV. You know how like your TV just they play the same commercials over and over. It's like you were watching TV and oh no you were okay Okay, I'm sorry, sorry, we're watching TV and like you see the same commercials It was a victorious secret commercial came on and I feel like you know I'd seen so many braw commercials and underwear things as a kid. Yeah All this one time I was like I like double-ticked and I was like, whoa, you're like, booby.

And I was just like, I was like, he was like, what? Transfixed by this Victoria C.C. commercial. And like, I did know, I was like, however I not noticed this before. Like, it was like, that one, and I was like, something is changed. Yeah, I was like,

and I got a hot today I'm today Chris a man a god Chris funny Chris grew up Chris grew ten sizes that day thanks victorious you Chris for making Chris the man he is today oh no that's so funny I don't. I don't even know. I don't fucking know. And it was I should be awkward because I was sitting next to like family

and I was like having this like intense mo, I was like sweating and I was like, did it? Did it? What's going on? Did they know? Have you, I don't know if that's an appropriate question. For me, it was the Freedom Nighty music video by George Michael.

I'm a little older, I don't know if anyone remembers. It was like a music video, I think David Fincher directed it, but it's all like really hot supermodels. Like, I know a music video is talking about. Like, all like doing different things, like when I was a headphones on, it's like dancing, like one of them was like in a tub or something. I remember I was like 11 or 12, I think when that came out.

And I was like, oh, I'm in college. I'm interested in this. Yeah. That's funny because my sexual awakening was a faith by George Michael. He's wearing the tight jeans. I don't know. The question that I had.

Oh, Megger from Hercules. Yeah, we talked about. I always wanted to be her. I never saw Hercules. I don't know if I, maybe I was a tractor or also I wanted to be her. It can be both. It can be both.

It can be both. Yeah, she's like, I don't know. She's, she's not a danger of distress, you know. She's a baddie. She's a baddie. Um, Roxanne and Max was confusing for me. The goofy movie? Yeah, Max, yeah. Roxanne and Max.

I was just like, okay. Is there was there ever an animated character? We had this conversation. Wait, really? Didn't we have this like last? I think we just have this conversation. Oh, shit. No, we did.

We did. What in the bar? You are having conversations about this. Yeah, I was like, amazing podcast crew. It was like the past podcast crew. I'm having heard of it. So, that you weren't there.

That's why it was the best. Do any of you watch Atlanta, the Mad Podcast crew. I'm having heard of it. So, you weren't there. That's why it was the best. Do any of you watch Atlanta, the TV show? I think you want to pass me. And the first two seasons. There, so they just finished up their final season. A couple of weeks, it was phenomenal. It was really great.

But there's one episode in this last season that's like alternate reality documentary. It's a really weird episode because like none of the main characters are in it. It's like, I love those. It's like this alternate story of um, um, Disney. Uh, and like, uh, I don't, I don't want to get into all the details about it. But it was like on a very broad overview. It's like through like this weird mistake.

Um, they, they think they're voting for an old white man to become CEO in the 90s, but they vote for like some young black animator who's up and coming and That's why the goofy movie got made is because it was like his vision. I've seen this They're holding about the goofy movies the blackest movie ever made it is and it's it was it was a really interesting There's a whole there's a whole more to the episode It's so funny. You gotta watch all that. I can't solve that it was a real I thought it get posted about it. Yeah, it was it was a it was a fake documentary from that episode of Atlanta Yeah, yeah, the whole episode is like this fake documentary and you're like at first

I was like wait this didn't happen. I love that shit. It's my favorite thing. Yeah Do you want to talk you marry now? Yeah, I fucking love that show. That's my favorite thing. Yeah, it's really good. Do you want to talk to me now? Yeah. I fucking love that show. Do you want to do it? No, I don't. It's fake documentaries. But it's become, at this point now, I feel like documentary now is homework.

Really? Yeah, like I'll be an episode like, oh, well, I never watched that documentary. I need to go watch that documentary first. Oh, because they're all based off of real documentaries. Actual documentaries. Yeah, they're all based off of real documentaries, yeah. So it's like, oh, if I haven't seen that documentary, I'm not going to get all the jokes.

I need to go watch the documentary. Yeah. I get first the first season or two. I can watch it now. It's like, no, I got to watch the documentary first. I feel like you can get into it. Watch it and just like appreciate the. It makes it fun.

I haven't seen a ton of them. I've only seen a few. I like a, it's not documentary now, but the tour de pharmacie. Oh. It's like a tour de France documentary, but everyone's like, roided up. It's so, it's so funny. It's so funny. I don't know if this is the same show,

but there's like an interviewer. I think she's like British. And her questions just don't make sense. So she'll tell you. Like, is this car? Is there something to tell? Oh yeah, you showed that to me. Yeah, I don't know what show.

Is it real or is it not? It's real. It's real dry. But is it real or is it a bit? It's like, oh Jesus, there's Jesus. He only had 12 followers, which is a lot less than my aunt has on Instagram and stuff like that. So like, was he really known like noble?

Yeah, it's really, you gotta watch it. It sounds like an Ali G character or an old man. Oh my gosh. Yeah, almost. It's kind of nice. Is anyone watching White Lotus? Bibble. I know Barbara.

Barbara just asked about that the other day. It's such of nice. Is anyone watching White Lotus? The Bible. I know Barrett just asked about that the other day. It's such a good show. We should have had you on the same episode. Yeah, we recorded the other day. She was asking about that. Nobody had seen it. I love White Lotus. It's about like White People's Privilege,

but like not really, but like also, yeah. That's why that one got those seasons. Yeah. Also Jennifer Coolidge is the man. I fucking love Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah, and she's in season two. The game is one and two. And she's with the games.

I don't know what it is. She's with the games and it's a great time for her. I live in her best life. Jennifer Coolidge is my favorite, like mommy actress. She wanted Emmy, I think, for season one to white load up. Yeah, because they were trying to rush her off stage over her speech. She's like, no, I deserve this. Give me my time. And I was like, yes, please give me my time.

She's just so rude. She's such a hard, she's been doing this for so long. She's been being like six American pies. No. Oh, God. Give this woman her flowers. She's just a kind spirit. I can sense, I don't know, I want to meet her one day.

That would be amazing. But what? We're all part of Warner Brothers Discovery one big festival Hey, daddy. No, hey It was a media shutdown Well daddy's Warner Papal was AT&T but no longer so no we no longer have a pa no we do No, we love a pa pa we saw daddy. We have a step-pa-pa. We have a step-pa-pa. No, we do. No, we love a papa. We sort of daddy. We have a step papa.

We have a step papa. Oh, we do have a step papa. You know, we've stepped papa. Yeah. It's not, it's a roll off the tongue again. Yeah, a step papa. A step papa. A step papa.

A step papa. I have a question actually. Please have more white lotus. Hahaha. I've been awfully good this year. More please. I thought of it because of TikTok algorithms. How do you keep your algorithm from becoming

like, thirst trap? Separate accounts. But like, how do you, Separate accounts? But how do you stop it? Is your TikTok, is your TikTok? Is it all thirst? Open TikTok?

No, it's start, no, it's start. Open TikTok. No, open TikTok. No, stand up right now Chris. Open TikTok. Just stand up. Are you watching the chorus ever? Open TikTok.

No, I feel like, I was like, I couldn sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick.

I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick.

I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick be time of date. It might be time of date. Also, if you block the accounts, you'll get served less content like that. You can also pull up options, say not interested. Separate accounts. Yeah, I should probably have a separate. I have two accounts. I have also two accounts. But you can say not interested in the content that you're gonna give

at. Yeah, or separate account. Yeah. Chris isn't gonna do it. No, no, no. Because he wants to see it. Just not frequently. He's like, I want less stuff. But he wants to cover his tracks. He's like, hey's like, hey, I'm not gonna do it anymore. And he's gonna do it. And I know that, okay. Wait, would you use your stuff to count for? Gaming stuff. So I have my main one, which is like,

I follow all my friends and work stuff. And I get served mostly lesbian TikTok, and then comedy, and then music theory. Cause I love music theory. But then I made another TikTok account because I didn't want this content to ruin my actual algorithm. And all I watch are videos of stay at home moms, like cleaning and organizing.

Why? Is it like ASMR to do? It's a thing. And I also just like, I like seeing the process of sucking clean. It's not just like moms, it's like professional deep cleaners and people do like interiors. I'm on a couple of cards. Also, it's not just like moms, it's professional deep cleaners and people do like interiors. I'm on a couple of cars.

I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars.

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I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars. I'm on a couple of cars stuff. And then a lot of like building DIY stuff. Oh yeah, DIY is on the cleaning one. Yeah, yeah, and there's a lot of crossover. There's a lot of crossover. Yeah, and then some gaming and then randomly, you know, like. It's just, it's just randomly. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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You know, I'm waiting for the ha ha, this is like, I'm doing a character, and it's like, oh no, you are this person, and then you hit the, not interested, and then it'll start serving you like science and like, it'll start serving like science and DIY stuff. And it's like, okay, that's cool. And then it'll be like, you want to see some teenagers doing TikTok dances. And I'm like, block, block, not interested, block.

Because it'll just be like, it'll automatically assume like your teenager because you've downloaded the app. And it will just serve you like, like be like, it'll automatically assume like your teenager, because you've downloaded the app, and it will just serve you like, like kids like in class, like being like, hey, what do you, this is like, hey, what do you think of, because they're holding the iPhone? I'm feeling, hey, what do you think of Kevin in,

in A-3, or do you think he's hot? I'm also on that, and I'm like, this is boring. I've never gotten that. Or it'll be like, is like, would you date this guy and just like a picture of their classmate? And I'm like, why am I seeing this? Yeah, I like that. I have nothing to say.

And then you, but if you hit, not interested, and then you go to their channel and you block them, you won't get served that content anymore. I've been watching a lot of, this is probably gonna gross people out, eye surgery and toe surgery. I'm out of it. Are you helping to deal with your own trauma?

Yeah, I think I'm first informed I was coping with my own eye trauma. I'm out of it. Is it, are you helping to deal with your own trauma? Yeah, I think I'm first informed I was coping with my own eye trauma. I'm okay. But also I wanted to be a surgeon growing up. And I thought it would be cool to be a surgeon. So like watching this stuff kind of, it helps me to relive that. There's a show I watch on TLC called my feet are killing me.

Yes, yeah. And it's, sometimes it's hard to watch when they're like, oh, we need to take this toenail off. And then they zoom in and you're like, I don't need to, and they get pliers, and they're like, boom, there we go. Yeah, and you're like, oh, that just happened. That was kind of cool.

And I know, it just kind of peaks my interest. I'm on, my TikTok is mostly comedy stuff though. And then it was highly not safe for work. I call it spicy content. It was highly spicy content. It wasn't my fault, but my audience on TikTok tends to be... Hormie? That's those, those.

Tens to be the gaze and women who... One the peg you? Yeah. So, that's what a lot of my algorithm would end up being, but like, then I ended up on spit talk. Don't know. Like, then I ended up on spit talk. Don't know. Like, he and I just looked at each other. I don't know, don't know.

I'm now getting back into like the comedy and like the funny stuff now. So I've been working on my account. What? The spit talk. It's like, you've ever seen those cooking videos. Okay. It's like a cooking video of this guy who's like shirtless and he's like cooking. And he'll just like spit in like the food cooking.

What? People really like that. I've never seen that. I didn't know that he just did to the scary moment. I just, it's, it's, look, now I'm back on like surgery talk and he spits in a phone. Yeah, and like people are like, oh, that's so hot. Like there's one.

What? I almost walked. I personally hate it. I almost walked out of the theater during the movie disobedience because so disobedience because that Rachel Vice spitting Rachel Macadam's mouth, whichever one of the Rachel's it was. And I was like, I'm gonna go home. I don't want to see that.

There's like, it was trending a little bit on Twitter as well, at least on Gates Twitter. I did not think that's where you're gonna go. That's really gross. I don't know, not that. There's like this shirtless barista. He's going to get Starbucks thing and he'll make a couple of party. And it's like, yeah, can I get like two shots to express on him? He'll just like spit.

No. Sexy? It's not for me. It's not for me. I just liked it. But don't look at me like that, Victoria. Secret boy. It's just, it's not for me.

And that's, that's just where I'm at. I'm recovering, okay? I'm recovering my TikTok. I also get D&D stuff. See how I can do it. I was trying to like, take a hard left there. I have to say we get D&D stuff. Kayla's gone catatonic.

It's disgusting. I think, I think Mal's a gross. No, I think Mal's our hot. Like, I'm sorry. Well, I'll be like, they're warm. No, like, sorry. Oh, I can't. I'm sorry. I'll be like, they're worn. No, like, sorry. Well, like, okay, I'm gonna, like, welcome to a horny pod.

No, no, I'm just saying like, I'm gonna be the horny pod. It's great. That's the title of the episode. I mean, like, I don't have a problem with mouths. No, no, no, that's not what you said. Okay, all right. Let me let, okay, let me,

I can smile on one. Girl, like, Should we that's not what you said. All right, let me let me let me like girl like should be careful like that. I'm saying like you know like I God, it's just say what you're going to say if it makes it worse. Yeah, I like a girl like Oh, no, girl with like nice lips is like that's attractive. Yeah, that's not a mouth.

That's not a mouth part of it. No, I'm talking about like inside of the mouth anything that's gross You could say you like lips are very different than the mouth. I mean I guess like Well, when you kiss someone I hate kissing It's gross mouth or what would you kiss someone? He's all about the mouth Why are you looking at me for this? I agree I agree I kissing is you. I can't say you. I sing Malzari. I agree. I agree.

I kissing is fun. I'm fine with kissing, but like I wouldn't say Malzari hot. Well, I mean, like I'm just saying like all those teeth. Oh, look, I'm on teeth. 30, too. I'm saying like, oh, God. Shiny teeth. And me.

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To the back, oh shit. Wait, what? I don't know the catch-up song. I'm like, I'm losing my mind. I've never looked it up. Yeah, I was listening to it. I was like, this is a weird premise for a song I was like oh, I meant I meant to ask you about it since Spanish. It's in Spanish. I was saying that when I was in

Like a fifth grade or third to fifth grade or teacher would play that song every Friday if we were good and I was like, yeah, I was like a weird song. I think it's a little like the ketchup song and then I was like I don't know. It was weird then Gus looked looked it up. And it was the top comment. If you're watching this, this did not show up in the algorithm, you actively searched it all day. It's just true. And I don't know what song you're talking about.

I can't really explain it. I can't play it, but it's a, yeah. And I did not know that that makes so much sense. Because even when I'm trying to like be like, yeah, the song's like, I said, hey, and you're like, oh, yes, I hit. Hop, hit feet. That's fucking what the fuck? Oh my god. That was a reversal.

Yeah. So reversal. That's crazy. Remember growing up the breakfast song? There was like a fork, a spoon, and a plate. That sounds so familiar. And they would tell you about how to eat breakfast. That sounds like a Nickelodeon. It was a Nickelodeon. Yeah, I remember breakfast. That sounds like a little... Was that a Nickelodeon?

It was a Nickelodeon, yeah. I remember that. It was like a little wrap. It was a wrap. I was showing you like... Do you remember it? I ate that. No, I don't.

I remember, I can see it. In my mind, I'm thinking, um... Was it like a little butter jelly time? No, it wasn't a little baby. It was a fork, a plate. Was it a waffle? No, it was no waffle. No.

It was a fork, a plate, and a spoon, and they were wrapping. Yeah, it was a Nickelodeon. how you should eat breakfast in the morning. I don't remember that. It's very specific. That's what I thought you were talking about. Like ketchup song. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's very specific though. That's like the shit you would see like when you're like waiting to go to school in the morning. Yeah, that's exactly what they were playing. Well, they transitioned to Nick Jr. That sounds like brainwashing. Yeah. No, like when brainwashing people to eat breakfast. Yeah, big breakfast.

Big breakfast. Yeah. Big breakey. I don't think I, but maybe something like my brother might have seen. Maybe. You're slightly older than us. Yeah. That's some bullshit about breakfast being the most important meal of the day.

It's not. It's real propagass, big breakfast. It's not. And then you get, I feel like breakfast slows me down. I honestly, I feel like breakfast is the least important thing. Yeah. If I have a big breakfast. That's what you get. I feel like breakfast slows me down. I honestly I feel like breakfast the least important if I have a big breakfast my day is ruined You get indoctrinated by songs some by plates and spoons and forks. I just honestly all I need in a morning is like a banana I My metabolism

So if I don't eat breakfast then it's like I can just keep going. Yeah, you know You'll be like oh shit. It's three o'clock. I'm so anti-coffee and I didn't realize breakfast, then it's like I can just keep going. Yeah, you know, you'll be like, oh shit, it's three o'clock. I'm so anti-coffee and I didn't realize it. That's okay. When people just have coffee for breakfast, I'm like, wait, don't do that. But you just have tea for breakfast. That's different.

How? That's different because it's not, it's not gonna make my tummy upset. Well, that's different for you. Yeah, well, the tea makes my tummy upset. That's so coffee. Doesn't coffee make people shit. It's a die. 100% yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But caffeine is a diuretic. Yeah. And my coke, a classic coke doesn't make me shit. Yeah. It's not as much caffeine as natural. No, there's a lot of caffeine in a coke. And I was just not as much as coffee.

That was what she got. Not nearly as much. Well, one is 90 milligrams. The other one's 80. Yeah. It's close. Really that feels fake He's like someone who has never had a soda a 12 ounce can of coke has 34 milligrams of caffeine 60 like 80 to 90 yes, it depends on the coffee and 95 in a I don't know what it was. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Like caffeine and the effects of it. Didn't we look up how much caffeine would kill you? Yeah, it was a lot. It was a lot. It was like 10,000. Yeah, it's about to kill you. 10,000 milligrams, I think. I used to, I used to have caffeine pills

when I was studying to help me stay up late at night. Yeah, because sometimes, because it's hard to drink a monster. They don't taste good. Monsters, okay, I actually hate the drink that I'm studying to help me stay up late at night. Because sometimes, because it's hard to drink a monster, they don't taste good. Monster's okay, I actually hate the drink that I'm drinking right now. I like sugar-free red food. I am not a fan of red food.

It has its own distinct taste. What's the drink you're drinking? Stinky dragon mug. It's not a water. It's water. You're drinking water out of a mug. Yeah, that's what I drink, wine out of a mug. I hate drinking things

other containers they shouldn't be in. What, why are you gait- I don't like drinking cold stuff out of mugs. I hate drinking things other containers. They shouldn't be in what who are you? Gain comment licker. I don't like drinking cold stuff out of the mugs. It upsets my mind really more like damning I can't believe you guys are judging me for being a spec. Yeah, no, I'm with Kayla here The these specific vessels exist for very specific reasons. Yeah, but you can like switch it up a little bit It's like I wouldn't drink hot cocoa out of a wine glass. You can. No. Have you ever had, have you ever had a, Martini espresso, we talked about that too.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? Nasty. That's how I used to have Martini espresso, you go to a, before going downtown, mm hmm, which is start by going to,

nothing, or what's that, what's that place that is in Mueller now, but? Housey on. Housey on. I wonder yesterday. Yeah, but go to the one down town. Where they were for us, yeah. And you get express from our tiniens and stuff.

And then you go out. They have them there too. Yeah, but they're not down town. But there's not down to the little beans in them. No, it's like espresso, vodka, and a Bailey's, I think, right? But they make a couple different ones. They also have like, they have a bunch of crazy copy drinks. Some people may.

And you have that and then you get like, amped up on it. Is that just how you're about to rebel or a vodka soda, a vodka ripple or a vodka? I also hate vodka. Are you trying to get energized? Are you trying to get fucked up? Like you're just messing with your body. That's how you do both.

Well, no, you're hitting your body with an energizer and then we're stimulant. Yeah, I know that it's not good for your body, but you're not going downtown to drink and because it's good for your body. I want to get a brunch with you. That's where I'm at. And then we're going to get drunk at a brunch and then go bowling and play with the animal. What do you think of vodka Red Bull?

I think I don't like it. Why? Because I don't really like Red Bull that much, but I used to drink it whenever I would be out, I'm like, I'm tired. Yeah, like in this restaurant we're teeny. Yeah. Why not just drink an espresso or just drink a Red Bull? Cause you're at a bar.

Yeah, cause it, cause it, yeah. Jam your logic, Kayla. He he. All right. So what's your drink of choice when you go to a bar? Beer. And that's because I drink really fast. Like, if I have something, I'm just gonna drink it.

And then I'll end up like that. I need a beer because it's carbonated and there's a lot of it. It slows you down. And so it's super hot. Yeah, I can do it without either one just like downing a cocktail and then either getting two-throwing.

Yeah. And then, or just like standing there with an empty thing. So like, what if you just had cider? It's the but yeah, it's sweet. It's too sweet. You have your red bitter cider I've had dry cider. Yeah, do you like dry? Yeah, okay. I like I like cider Are you trying to get him to go the cider cave with you? I'll go to cider cave. Okay, okay You know that trick. I was just I was just wondering This is your male Pisces male manipulator energy. You can't just be sure for a word.

I am not a manipulator. I just wanted to, I was trying to gauge the situation for us to see if he would be interested in cider. And be manipulated. Yeah. I'll go. Let's go. You can do like a, let's do a work trip to the side of the cake.

Oh my God. You have to shop for us though. Yeah. Next week in it's going to be awesome. I'll go. Let's go. You can do like a, let's do a work trip to the side of the hand. Oh my God. Guys, you have to shop for this though. Yeah. Next weekend is going to be awesome. Yeah. Is it? Why is it going to be here?

I'm going to be going out with Chris. I don't. We're going out. We're going to great. And we're going to see Avatar. Oh my God. I'm seeing Avatar and 4DX. And then we're going to Vegas.

Vegas, baby. Christmas. What? Do I need to bring? I can't do those biggie. Do I need to bring a sweatshirt to a, it're going to Vegas. Vegas baby. Christmas ship. Do I need to bring do I need to bring a sweatshirt? Yes, it's going to be. Yeah, it's going to be cold and it's going to be wet. So I would bring it for sure.

Oh, because they're going to spray. I know I saw the movie I saw the movie weathering with you at the same theater for the X and it's so it's it's about Oh, it's all rain. It's about rain. So it was just rain and wind the whole movie And I was in February so I was just like freezing. It's gonna be amazing I've never gone to like a actual like 40 I literally have seen upwards of

40 films the first experience. I love that. I love that for you I love the be there for them. So happy. I should probably get the garbo. Oh yeah, the garbo. That's what I'm gonna wear. Garbo sweatshirts. I could just be in here, then.

Sorry, time for a little bit. Yeah, so we're not going to shoot that color. I love it. The other day, when I got it, it's sleepless. I showed you Caleb. Yeah. In the mail room, there were so many employees here who had ordered it. They were just a stack of them with different people's names. You said you know there's a good merch shop when you go to the mail room and you see

like just the same store packaging like piled up because everyone wanted like the exact same thing. It's I mean it's a very innovative design. I love the kangaroo the kangaroo pouch on the inside. That's slow. It's in a kangaroo pouch on the inside. Yeah. That's what makes it. Or like you just be kangaroo patch on the inside. Yeah. That's what makes it.

Or like you just be holding your video camera controller or whatever. Yeah. That's what makes it. Yeah. Because I was skeptical and then when I realized there was a kangaroo patch, it changed everything. Yeah, and your arms are just hanging stupid at your side. Yeah, I know. Little thing.

Yeah. And you're just like warm. What if this is a thing that becomes a thing like a snuggier? I think Michael should patent it. Yeah, probably. Probably patent it. He should probably patent it. We should definitely call it sleepless hoodie. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey though because Michael's thing about Garbo is it has to be a shitty product. Yeah. And it made it.

Made it good. So you failed. Well, the cost of an application, well, the cost of an application very depending on the representation total cost run from $5,000 to $8,000. These cost in corporate attorney fees associated with drafting and filing the patent as well as US patent trade office filing fees. These fees typically between 360 to 20. That's a lot. We're going to definitely have to go to get a Vegas we're gonna have to get the Vegas again.

Oh you're gonna story about how Vegas the like I guess the person who started FedEx no took like at one point early in FedEx FedEx's history they were almost out of money so like the person started FedEx went to Vegas with all the money FedEx had left and gambled it all over the weekend then made enough money to keep FedEx in business. That's iconic. And that's how they didn't go under. That's truly iconic. Took all the money from the company, he was like,

all right, whether you're gonna have a company or not. If you're gonna go under any way, what's the card loose? At X, if you're gonna go under anyway. They want other people's money. That's the difference. Okay, that's the difference.

If you're gonna go under anyway, just do it. Just do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Listen, whether you the difference. Okay, that's the difference. If you're gonna go on to anyway, just do it. Just do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Listen, whether you win or lose in Vegas that day, the companies, or if you lose in Vegas, or you don't go, the outcome is the same. No more company. Can I tell you how much I hated the amount of people smoking and conceit. Yeah, it's the only place you can smoke. It's not as bad as it used to be. But it could screw a bit. But you've forgotten. Yeah.

So he took the company's last $5,000 to Las Vegas and won $27,000 gambling on Blackjack. To cover the company's 24,000 fuel bill. It kept FedEx alive for one more week. That's how girls shit. Yeah. I love that. Let's kill in that.

I love that. Yeah, Vegas just wasn't, it wasn't for me. You know what I mean? But you didn't like it. I love the people I was with because which you go, it was fun. I can't name all of this from them. But I went with our guests.

You could wait at the boat. Yeah, Lori Bird was with us, which was nice. But I felt a little weird because I, so everything was paid for. Yeah. And I mean that, like, everything was paid for. And I've never been in that type of experience of

Having a flight paid for hotel paid for having all your food paid for $200 a credit on room service Every time you went to a club you had a private table every time you went to the restaurant you go to private room and I was like damn I know Yes, streamers are wild noticing you're like Do I belong Your poster syndrome act out. Yeah, I think the food was really good. And I'm just saying here like, do I belong here? They're plastic or std. I'm acting out. I think the food was really good.

And what was your favorite thing you ate? It's a Kila shot. No, the favorite thing that I ate would have to be. But the other bag. There was a, okay, it's a, we went to a Mexican Chinese restaurant. Okay. And there was a chocolate soldier.

I forgot the name of the soldier. But inside was like rich fudge. And it was standing on like a bed of like ice cream and like ginger ice cream and like all this, like mixed nuts and stuff. And you have to smash the soldier. I feel bad for a soldier. Soldier, soldier isn't real.

We just imagine he's standing at his attention guarding the ice cream. It was supposed to be it's supposed to be those like those soldiers that he yes. Oh, oh, it's supposed to be like that, but you could smash it and like Fudge would come out and land on the ice cream. That's pretty cool. So the soldier is not real and I want to make this very clear. I'm not, I'm not drinking a war crime. So I came back from Vegas doing a war crime. Yeah, the Geneva, Geneva Convention is really looking for blows. Yeah, but thanks for hiding me here. I appreciate it. Geez.

Well, yeah, it was really really glad it was really urgent. Really urgent, Tina, of the situation. And then there was like little, have you ever had a goji berry? Yeah. Magic berry. They're good. Yeah. Right.

Am I, it's a red berry? Yeah. It's books like the taste buds. Yeah. I think magic berry is something different than a goji berry. Oh, never mind. I have the magic berry. I have some magic berry, too.

They're wild. You had a magic berry? I have a magic berry too. They're wild. You had a magic berry? No. I'll bring him to office. Yes. We should do a magic berry video. I got some at home. And it coats your tongue in the goo from the berry

and it fucks up your taste buds. So salt like a- It changes like the way your taste buds work. Yeah, so hard taste is sweet, so you can eat a lemon. Yeah, you like eat a lemon and you like, oh, this is the most like the most delicious candy I've ever had I wait We do that the problem is you do fucked up stuff because you're like oh this lemon is so good Oh, this mustard's amazing. Let me put mustard on this lemon and eat it like then you'll be like wait

What am I doing? It's really delicious, but I'm eating some fucked up stuff You know also you just like asked him burn your entire mouth. Could you eat three limits? Well, you know, food combinations don't stop me. I had so many things. Could we? I think we did an Emberry video on the podcast. Yeah, but could we?

Yeah, I don't know if this is this is more. No, like what do we give? Blaine that. No, no, without him knowing it. And then him and then we go eat somewhere And he doesn't know why and he's like everything is tasting so weird. Why is everything so No, that's a crime. We can't do that. I think that's drugging. I think I think Trit a Chris is trying to roofy No, in the berry form. We give him just give him fruit and he eats it. No, we can't do that. Yeah, I think I can't do that.

I'm okay. I just know. Okay, you're still on the video. And people are witnessing you saying we could do a crime. We're not gonna do a crime. Don't do it. You're literally silly. I saw you win.

That was so slow. I was really waiting. We're not gonna do a crime. Nope. No crimes. Don't do that. We're not gonna do a crime. Just ask him. Yeah, just ask. Okay, here. Maybe we'll make a popsicle of it. We'll say hey, we have an idea, but we want to surprise you with it. Yeah, you make popsicles for the office, but then like no one knows color. What about that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that like your consumer as the popsicle and can freeze it that it's still work. Yeah. You're having a lot of competition. Yeah.

It's like someone has an advantage. Yeah. What a line mark. I feel like I'm sorry. It's about the city. Yeah. I think it's just like flopped. Yeah.

Like acid is just sweet or sour is sweet and then it does something else too. Yeah. I think something was spicy. I don't remember it's been a long time so I've been going. I think we did a video for the podcast like five years ago. It's been a long time. Are those the same ones you have from five years ago? Or do you use these recreationally?

Yeah, they don't become, they lose their potency over time. Oh, am I any small? This was like a Christmas thing. Yeah. If you look up, there's like a, come to the dressing shop. Emberry?

Emberry. Yeah. It's like the tablet version. It's not a yeah It sounds I don't know I feel like we're about to do drugs together or something you you will feel like you're high Well, no because you're like you're Is it called Maricle Barry? Yeah, yeah They have no tablets. Maricle I need to buy the tablets are fine. Yeah, the tablets are fine tablets are good Because you they just like you suck on them Yeah, so fruit snacks

Sure, he's not listening. You know, see just I don't know for snacks. I've only ever had the tablets. I've never had the fruit snack. Yeah, I think I just had like the little at the tablet had the fruit snack. Yeah, I think I just had like the little at the tablet. Fruit snacks. Oh, the reviews on the fruit snack, I think it. Oh, it's like, they're like, it tasted, they all tasted funny. There's 17,281 reviews. They're mostly four or five. So it's not for children under three. Oh, damn. Yeah, the kid, the kiddies are.

What if you did that? When you give it to a two year old, and they just altered their taste buds forever. It's probably that's what it does. Cause you're still developing all your shit. So you're all gummy. Your bones are you got too many bones in your body? And your bones are kind of. Your bones are flexible. Look at the fuck, soft spot ass.

That is the most self-doubt. I don't think babies deserve that. View some skulls of plates, you little baby. This shit. God, I think I'm the never baby girl. I have 100 more bones in my body than you because I'm not trusted to all. Why are you crying at all?

Their bones are fully used. So it's like in like, yeah, because they're less breakable. I can't. Yeah. Why are you crying in a restaurant too? Like, there's food there. That's cringe. Also, we had a baby on our airplane right across from us. Ew.

And I understand the world is so scary and turbulence is so scary, but I'm just trying to sleep. You don't even know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I'm an adult was crying. I'm just saying the same reaction. I'm just saying the same reaction. Would you have the same reaction?

Or would you feel, because like babies are going to cry in this annoying. But if an adult was crying, like how? Like a baby? It's more difficult. I slapped them. It's more difficult to comfort a child, like a baby than an adult. Yeah. If it's an adult, I'm just giving them a zanis.

Yeah. Yeah. If it's an adult, I'm like, hey, have you had a day? Hey girl, yeah. It's like, hey girl. Hey girl, here. A few months ago, I was at an overnight flight. There was a baby like a cross-isle right next to me. And you know, it was crying quite a bit throughout the flight. And you know, it was an overnight flight.

So I was trying to sleep. And as I was asleep in my dreams, there was a crying baby in my dream. I was like, my dreams were trying to reconcile the fact that there was a crying baby in real life. So it's like in my dreams, how did you react to the crying baby in your dream? I mean, like, why is there a crying baby here? And they're like, waking up like, oh, it's because the crying baby really exists and is here. That's the nightmare that you woke up into. Yeah.

Yeah. There's no waking up from this. You know, getting away from this. You have a crying baby. You know, your JBL's in. Even with my headphones on, I can still hear it. It was so close. What, what's your headphone choice for flying?

I, for a long time, I had some Bose noise canceling ones. That's what I got. That was a great job. Eventually, they broke, but it was like after like 10 years or something, so I switched, I use the AirPods Max now. The ones I, those are the over earphones. Yeah. I got the, I got the boy, the boys, I got the Bose noise cancel, the 35s. They're pretty sick.

You see 35. Yeah. Yeah. The hinge broke on my first pair, which sucks. They were like the custom, they were like the black paint custom that didn't make anymore. I was like, Hey, guys, can you fix this? And they're like, no, these are unfixable, but Wilson, you replace it. And they sent me the 700s, I think, which are like, two, like the step above, or whatever. They suck shit. They suck shit.

No, they suck shit. I literally, I had them for two weeks, and I was like, I can't use these. Like, they can't sell nothing next to nothing. And I called them and I was like, hey girl, I don't like these headphones, and they were like, these are nice for the moment you had. And I was like, can I just get the ones I had before?

And they're like, you wanna send back these very expensive headphones? More expensive. Can I order a trigger? For shitting your headphones? Can I try them? I don't have many. She's already resolved this.

Yeah. I have like, I would like when I hear tests, to hear tests. I don't know, hear tests. But I don't know, something about the set, it just wasn't the same it wasn't as good It was weird we should do here tasting drugs Yes, yes

No, we should do like a noise cancelling like Challenge thing or like that. We did that RTX would both sponsor us. Wait Wait, we did? Yeah, well I did when I hosted. That sounds like it. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got.

That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got.

That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I would not be able to hear you. I don't like any ear stuff. Really? I think that's the limit for it. Like it's not eye, it's not toes.

That's the one hole. If I watch the ear surgery, because you know, I think I remember what it was. I don't like talking about ear wax. I know, same earwigs, those scare me. Oh God. I think they're attracted to ears, but they're not like, they're really not.

They're like, bugs in ears. I can deal with regular pods that go in your ear, but not like the specialized kind that go in, that molded hair. That's uncomfortable for me. I don't think those mold, they're like the regular kind. There's some, oh, oh, you're right, those are the regular.

Yeah, but I've seen some that you're supposed to really put a new ear canal, and I just don't. Up in there? Yeah, I don't trust them. What if some might, what if, how the fuck can't pick up your phone in terms of volume all the way up and you explode your shit?

One time I had someone that had different tips you're supposed to put on depending on the shape of your ear canal. And I went to take them off and the tip came off in my ear. Oh, as I was on a plane. The iriscy. And I was like, I had to go, I had to try to figure out how to grab it out.

It was the road. And there's a baby crying a whole thing. And then, and then, do you get like tweezers? In that case, I did need tweezers to grab them out. Okay. Have you ever peered to your friends, you? That is exciting. No.

So I don't have a, this is gonna make me sound like a serial killer, but I promise I'm not, I just don't know. I don't have a gauge for other people's pain. So like my social path behavior. No, wait people's pain. That's sociopath behavior. No, wait, hold on. It's only with ear stuff. So my friend's whole closed and you know what I mean? Okay, my friend's whole closed and-

Like for a pierced ear. Yeah, for a pierced ear. It's still funny. It's a piercing close, yes. Yeah, sorry, the piercing close. And she needed me to repurpose it. And she was like, I'm only coming to you because you can One the parent trap. I know it felt like parent trap. So I got a little apple and a ice cube. I just got ice cube

But I had to rep your set and it was the coolest fucking bang. I've never rep your someone's ear You only double down on the cereal. I'm not a zero-cola. I'm so excited. So podcast you're gonna pierce Chris's ear Yeah, if you go to Vegas with me. Yeah. Cool and exchange mother. Yes, I need this. So I need you. I need to get stuff.

Las Vegas, please. Listen, I'm done being bullied. We need to end this. I don't want to get their ear pierced. It's not bullying. You're gonna look cool. Yeah, you're gonna be cool as hell. We're gonna do a dangly.

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