Rooster Teeth Podcast - Verbal Government Approval - #443

Episode Date: July 21, 2017

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I'm Brandon. There you go buddy. Right before the podcast, Gus has his habit of, we said, don't talk about anything, don't talk about anything. And I actually did that for one of the first times ever because Brandon walked in when the first thing he said when I saw him today was, so I have this theory about the Sun I was just like I don't know what this is gonna be

But I don't want to talk about it right now. I want to hear the theory of the Sun on The podcast max great any predictions of what his theory of the Genius like I realized anything like it was gonna be the relative time dilation thing It was an epiphany like a personal experience that I had We would eat is this like ladders or turtles all the way down or any of that? No, it's genius. Like after this, people are gonna be like,

Brandon was absolutely right and it's gonna change the way that they look at the world. Geniused by the way? Arguable. Arguable. That's, you know, in the IMDB holder. Before you say it though, I wanna say that today's podcast is brought to you by day five season two.

Day five is coming back for the second season. You can check it out. It'll be on Rushi first on August six. Be sure to check it out. It is amazing. All right, let's hear it. What's the theory of the sun? Look, I was at the beach for like a week,

which is son of the beach a bit much. For a bit much, what's a bit much to be at a beach on the for a week? I mean, you get bored. It's like, you know, be, I had to be on the floor a week. I mean, you get bored. It's like, you know, they're saying there's things touching me in the ocean. I once spent 10 days in Vegas and I never want to go back to Vegas.

It was far too long to be in Las Vegas. That's about eight days in Vegas. Yeah, it was awful. No, it's a nightmare. Done. Out. So it's unbelievably annoying because I burn very easily.

So I have to like, lather up with sunblock, and it's like, disgusting and sticky, but I'm like, I just can't. I mean, then this is gonna be miserable. And then it's like, wait, like after 10 minutes, you start, like your body literally starts being damaged by this thing up in the sky. Like, it's radiation.

It's literally like radiation that your body is almost allergic to, if you wanna call that, it literally starts destroying you. And it's like, how is it any different than smoking? It's not, is the exact same thing? The only difference is, and it makes you wonder if we would feel differently about smoking, we have a way to slow down the effects. Like I believe SPF, the way that it's measured is it tells you like how much

it slows the effect of the sun destroying you. It knocked me out here. So I'm taking SPF 15, Brandon. What does that mean? I think it slows down the effects of the sun's damage by like, it's one 15th. So if I spend 15 minutes in the sun with SPF 15 on it, it's one-fifteenth. So if I spend 15 minutes in the sun with SPS-15 on it, it's the same as spending one minute in the sun with nothing. Geez, now that you say that, it doesn't sound right. It doesn't. I do know that after a certain SPS,

it just doesn't matter. You go from like 96% effective to 97. Once I take one step into the analyzation then it doesn't make sense Basically it helps not damage you and then do you know the most popular form of cancer? What do you think? What's the most common? Common, there we go. I would say skin cancer.

Skin cancer. Yeah, it's melanoma. The facts are on my side here. It doesn't make sense. We have an entire billions and billions of dollars. Are you debating what the sun is? What are you doing here? What the heck?

It just doesn't make sense. People just, why, why, we need to understand that this thing is killing you. It's just, it's hurt. Your body literally just is like, no, get away. I'm still kind of locked onto like, you know, the other like most common forms of cancer where you'd like breast cancer, prostate cancer,

and I'm like, how does the sun get involved? I've got these, I've got the really strange images of people and sun affecting, you know, by the way, we were 100% correct on SPF. Hey! Exactly what I mean. Inverspicious. Imagine that a 30 SPF sunscreen could provide 30 times

of protection of no sunscreen. That means if you spend 10 minutes in the sun, 30 times longer before you start to burn, or in this case, 300 minutes. That's exactly what it means. Whoa, it's on you. So, let me, how do you feel about smoking? I actually, as I also said that SPF tops out, but that they don't tell you that. Like after 30, there's really nothing else

besides just like zinc oxide. Technically, I think it's the issue of the amount that it helps you. Like, it's literally 1% more as you go from like maybe 30 to 80. I don't know. So it's like, in now where is it? I feel like everything should be a percentage. You just weathered it in three. And that's all anyone understands more percentages. Like the Richter scale for Earthquake.

Yeah, the orders of magnitude. It's magnitude. Yeah. So like, like, is another easiest statistic to manipulate as well? What's the percentages? That like, there's a lot of times where it's like, it's 30 times better than this,

but is that, I'm really bad at this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that's a 20% increase. But you can work percentages backwards as well and make them seem like less because 20% of 12, if it's that much, or if you're doing it for nutritional information, then it's less than 20% of 12. Nutritional information is fucking bullshit. Yeah. You're like, oh, okay, there's only this much sugar

in this bottle of Gatorade. Oh, wait a minute, this is per serving and this bottle is for serving. I actually don't think that's the biggest conspiracy about nutritional information. What I find to be a huge conspiracy about that is, nope, in the US, in the US. We, and we obviously have a health nutritional crisis

in this country. What is trying to say, Bernie? Nothing. I'm looking, I'm holding the mirror up to myself, buddy. The metric system is not using this country for anything except for nutritional information, but it's also only used for the nutritional part of food, not for the quantity of food. So you get a 12 ounce Coke and it's 35 grams of sugar and the average American can't make that translation.

But if I had you a 12 ounce Coke and then you saw it was four ounces of sugar, whatever that is, three I see I don't know. Three ounces of sugar, you'd be like, Jesus. You know, this thing is like you could do the math and that's so much easier. I really think they put nutritional information in metric to intentionally confuse people. Yeah, it's like the cigarette company. Like, well, the cigarette companies before there was all the laws about the way that they portrait information.

You just use whatever statistics you can because you're obligated, because I think it's probably a law that you have to put nutritional information on shit because we're also fat. So they do whatever they can to just like, you know, lie to you. So what, like, who made the decision at some point that it's all metric?

Is that standard? Is that the law? You'd have to appear in metric? I think so, yeah. It must be the FDA. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, metric we still use it the standard day. Do you remember the FFA?

Yeah. The Farms of America? Yeah. Like any scientific, you know, calculate any science in this country, you're still on the metric system, even though like everybody else is on that. I don't think of science being American. I'm saying in this country, we still use the metric system in certain ways,

just not, I guess. I say the idea of what are they working on the American science community? It's like, where American science is working on that? Well, it's always fascinating to see the headlands go by when, you know, sure enough, one calculation that was done in the older English style system comes to the play.

And then, you know, they're building some amazingly expensive piece of equipment. It's off by whatever because this half of the team was doing it in metric. The other half of the team was doing it in English. In Peerville. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. In a plane in Canada. No, they have a large plane. How much fuel I think they put in the plane or maybe it was air in the tire. And it was just a problem with conversion. What? So what is the tires?

What are you talking about? They inflate the tires. And if you have like a, if your tire is not inflated enough, the plane took off on a flat tire. We're not entirely sure that the airplane tires have air. Thank you. Well, they have, they have jet liner. Yeah, they have what?

Like a 747, it could be low in tire pressure. You just want it in. I think a lot of catch on fire. It's tire all the way down I'm pretty sure No, no pretty sure there was there's a plane and the tire pressure was low and this dude was like man I need air got me I'm on the podcast with you miss from the entire time on Google I'm on the podcast with you. I'm gonna spend the entire time on Google. I know.

New airplane tires have air. So anyway, there was a problem with the conversion of the metric and American system, whatever, Imperial system, and the plane did not have enough of something and it just, poop. I have an apology. Huh? I have an apology.

Air tires for airliners are inflated with nitrogen. Oh, why? It's not as dumb as everybody says. Probably so they want a lighter. Maybe it's not. I don't know. Don't ask me anything about that. What a helium.

I'm going to lie. I'm going to lie. I'm going to lie. I didn't know there would be statistics and math and convergence. I just wonder how braided things statistics are making the sun evil. What did that kill you?

That was your train of thought here It's a delicate balance we have with the Sun No, it's like the way that we look at people smoking in like the 19th How do you feel about smoking? I think it's a porant Why not? 2017 And how do you feel about being back Sun?

What's that? How do you feel about being in the Sun? Listen, we all know the Sun is bad for you Water is also bad for the made water Wait, how does that make you bad for you? If you want to, much of it, you drown. Yeah, there you go, brother. Oh, yeah, I guess you pretty it in. Well, that's why I don't do water. Oh my God. So, uh, for the animal, if I've told you stories, you really, honestly, it took you

seconds to figure out how water can kill you. I assumed you were saying something like you're in the water and the water is damaging No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Rickets? I mean, see a scurvy. But yes, correct. Yeah. So that's that. No, but I mean, it's mood effective disorders. Oh yeah. You're thyroid, you're gonna be able to breath in. You're a black, you're a pale clock, we'll get screwed. Yeah, I mean.

When I started working here, I started taking vitamin D supplements. I have too. I'm not gonna be that fun. He turned gray. I mean, he turned gray. He literally brain turned gray, the color gray. Like, while the first three months he worked with us,

it was really strange. That was a really fat. It happens. Production environments are, they do it. No, it's good. Fucking food everywhere. Fun. Yeah.

I think we encourage everybody to, you know, go outside, there's like a sunset watching ritual that we sold, try to, you know, maintain from time to time, just to get everybody out the way. I missed that. So, great, for those of people who, for some reason, would know what your position is in the company. What do you do for Rishi-Gee?

I deal with a lot of spreadsheets. No, I'm the head of the animation department these days. So all the animators that make all these awesome shows graze the head of that department. And what's one thing I missed about when you guys moved out of stage five is watching you guys go out and watch the sunset.

It was weird because it bothered me a little bit too, because I didn't like the fact that our people were working until sunset. Like, I'm like, that's their working late. But then I'm like, well, I'm here, and I'm working late too. Clearly, if I'm out here watching the sunset with them. Yeah, you know?

And it kind of goes down at like two o'clock in the afternoon and the winter. Yeah. It's stupid. And anybody who tries to change day like savings I want to go to their house and be like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to be a day. I constantly have a moral dilemma

with like work life balance stuff. Because even when we do things like buy a washer and dryer, which we now use primarily for wardrobe as well. But there was a point in time like at the Ralph Hoppe and Ado office when I did buy it because I thought, oh, people would be cool benefit, people can do their laundry and they can just do it there. And I was worried also that sent the wrong message

of like, hey, we expect you to be here, all the time and live here and bring your dirty clothes and everything. And I worry about that. At the same time, I also know there was points and time in my career when I was super passionate about something and I would burn the midnight oil or pull an all-nighter or something.

And I didn't have someone sitting there telling me, you can't do this. I'm working on this thing and I'm super happy about it. Sounds like your thing is your fault, Marshall moved into the office for that was overblown. By the way, that was overblown. He like let his lease lapse and then decided to stay at the office.

I love Marshall. I love Marshall. There's a moment where I was like, hey man, can you like, he's like downstairs on the couch. I was like, hey, can you, can you just work on this real quick and just knock this out? He's like, I'm off right now. I'm, I'm, I'm, and we, it's not a way of a clock. It's not the Simpsons. I tried to do a game. I thought his goal was he wanted to sleep in, on every single horizontal surface or in every single room before he left and started going to sleep in his new place.

It probably having. He did a thing where he wore the same shirt for a week and was a dress shirt and wanted to see if anybody noticed. And at some point that week I was like, man, Marshall, you're just really nice. Really compliments. Yeah. Gavin does that, but like Gavin will shave half of his face.

When he has a full beard, like me or Grace beard, you know, he'll shave half his face and he'll see how many people notice. And very few people notice when he does that. In fact, I've caught myself after talking to him for like 20, 30 minutes and like, what's up with your beard? He's like, it took you 20 minutes to notice that my beard is actually.

That's because we're all trained to not make eye contact directly with Gavin because he's terrifying to all of us. Well, right under the contract. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a part of our employment agreement. Look over there. Yeah, I love feeling of disappointment. I can kind of get that though. I mean like

The way all of our desks are laid out. You're side by side up and down these rows and Your heart they have a looking at people you know straight on for the most part Which also kind of set up another weird phenomenon I would for whatever reason like carry must be to my right Because that's where his desk always is and if we had never switched positions Where some of me he was on my left for some reason, that's, that was just too weird. We both realized we were on the wrong side of each other.

We had to like set it. It was a thing. Bernie, have you ever looked at the hotel that's almost done that's on the place of our old office in downtown and thought about like, where did I sit? Oh, all the time there's a lobby bar. We could go to our old office and just sit in the lobby bar of the hotel. I'm just like, is that the one on the, there and, it worked quietly?

Renekstra Rainey Street? Nope. It's at 7th and Congress right next to the inner continent, right by the Paramount. Okay. Yeah. And the weird thing is, is we had this kind of like weird, lousy, two-story building, and then there was a parking lot next to it. And they took out the parking lot and just our building.

Like all these buildings during that row, they only took out the building that we were in to build this hotel. But they kept the front of the hotel still looks like the old building. Like they kept the two story structure and it comes out and the hotel is built all the way back where the parking lot was. So it's weird. They tore it down but then rebuilt it kind of looking almost the same way. Yeah, it went through a weird process with the city because they had to check and see if it was a historical building.

So they sent some surveyors in there and drilled to see what was going on inside. And they found out that in the 70s, there was a complete remodel, but a part of the remodel is the designers made that building look really shitty to match everything else. So they did the entire work to redesign and rebuild that building, like the outside, and they intentionally made it like really shaking. By the way, there's been some discussion of putting together a reproduction of the city's

historical markers that you put on the actual protected historical buildings around town and put one up on that hotel basically declaring this was the former location of Rooster Teeth. Apparently, what about Peter Pitt? So what? Peter Pitt? Yeah, we're okay, fine Rooster Teeth. And Peter Pitt and Holy Calvary. That was their idea.

Oh my God. But there's apparently a bunch of community members that were trying to find it during RTX. They would like, oh, this is the spot. Yeah, I can try to tell people to go down there, but it's like, you're really like standing on a sidewalk looking at a hotel where we, the occupied this space where we went to work. Yeah, so there was the burger place that was in the space of our old Peter Pid. This was after we moved out.

Peter Pid was the restaurant on the first floor of our building. Correct. We're only on the second floor. Um, you can stand on the second floor by the way in the middle and just like bounce and like the whole floor would flex. I don't know how that floor didn't fall in at some point. Oh, yeah. That was such an old shitty building.

Especially when you ate it on that snowboard. Right, we got to bring up everything. Just like everybody's aware of what took place in the room. Oh, yeah, feel free to, you know, bring up every mistake I make. You're gonna bring up your... Talk to me about the side again. You know, it absolutely... All right.

You know my favorite thing about that office was was we did the remodel on it ourselves. And there's an RTA about Gus and that contractor who after he modeled our office, Gus hired him and I was like, don't do it. And then Gus was in, seriously, nine to 18 months of hell. He had, the wall of his house was gone,

like open to the air. What for like four months? Yeah, it was terrible. Anyway, as testament to how kind of shady that build that was, we had a light switch in the shower. Like there was the light. The light for the bathroom. We're first of all, you'd open the door,

they were behind the door, and you'd like reach around behind the door to turn on the lights. And that light was inside the shower. Like under the faucet center on the far wall. It was on the far wall, but you would watch it if you were ever taking a shower in there. Like we had something we were gonna cover in blood

and I'd take a shower and it's like, you would literally be watching the light switch to make sure you weren't splashing too much. It saved a lot of water, people got it back up. And power. So I found out that building was gonna get demolished, right? And then you hotels are gonna go in on a website on the internet that has... that building is going to get demolished right and a new hotel is going on uh... like a website internet that has all that random

shit and i went to the holy cow uh... burger place and i was getting burger and i was like oh hey man that's crazy like they're turning this place in a hotel like do you know how long it's gonna be open and the workers in the burger place is kind of looked at me and they were like what

all you know angel of death i mean like it's public information. Yeah, I thought there's a lot more to talk about it. But they do. Yeah, they do. I'm sure they spend their free time perusing

the city planner's website like you are. You should be mad at their owners, because the owners knew and they should have told their employees, I was doing them a service. Now they could look for another job. I'm the hero. He's coming in and like, you're the guy like yank in the rug out. Yeah, I'm not going to go outside in the sun because it's going to kill him.

I never knew who took over that building from us. So like some photographic company. Yeah, it was some kind of weird web company. I think it was the same thing as us. It was hard to explain exactly what they did. The logo was like a spectrum something. Yeah, I looked on the website And I was like I don't I don't get this. It was one of those things. You ever watched the office I've heard Yeah, so you remember um they got bought by some company about this Okay, go ahead They got purchased by a company and they saw one of those ridiculous orientation videos

and it was like Christian Slater talking about the company that they bought Saber or Sobri, I can't remember which one it was. Yeah, Christian Slater was. You know what James Spader? No, Christian Slater was acting as himself in this video that the whole- Got you. People, like all the people in the office were watching and it was one of those things where they just throw up like a bunch of

adjectives about like a company and you're like, what the fuck does this company do? Like they're changing the world and you're like, are they still printers? It's like the same shit that like all of these tech companies do anything. They make fun of Silicon Valley. Like people think they're changing the world and they're just this beacon of hope and freedom. And it's like, dude, you, you make straps that go in my underwear. That's a good start up. I'm looking for a new strap company. The strap on my arm is not the more thing.

What do I think it is in my head because of this? What's the strap that goes in your underwear? What is that? I don't know. I try to think of something. Hang on. Maybe more. This is why he doesn't have a starter.

Maybe a drawstring that you find in that I'm not like the development part. I would still like to address those. No, no, please do please do So I'm in the bathroom right before the podcast is ready to roll I ran to the bathroom because I'm responsible host And I ran in there Brandon goes in there with me. He goes in the next all and all I hear is oh god damn it This is the worst and I like, what happened there? This is toilet paper. And he comes out, Brandon has broken his belt. How'd you break your belt? I don't know, I don't know.

Like I thought I was, I didn't think I was doing anything different. I don't know if I really had a pee and I like ripped it off. Like kind of like if it's, you know, you're super mad and you just kind of Hulk Hogan, you're sure. No one does that. For, you know what, I'm not even mad, I can't distract him.

I underwear it, that's what I do. Yeah. I'm pin one. I'm doing it together. And then we're good. We're wearing garter's no max. Is that what we're doing? Yeah, okay.

Made in America. You're the one that doesn't have that. No wonder. Being the RT store next week. Yeah. But anyway, I'm gonna have to wear straps. With your son thing and also making the world a better place and a product idea,

what I've been wondering about is why parasols are not a fucking thing. What are parasols? What do you mean? What do you mean, man? That you take outside to not have a son on you. It's a nice man, I don't like holding things. Little lace.

Well, you can have the umbrella hat too, but it's not cool. And I've done it a couple of times this month. I went on the float trip a little while back and I brought an umbrella because I was like, fuck y'all, I'm gonna be in a tube and I'm not gonna get the sun on me. All of y'all are gonna be bacon.

And I did it and I was like, nobody else here has an umbrella. We had the same thing, you probably gonna watch the episodes online, but we had the same thing we went to Bali in the amazing race. And there was a kite thing, they had to build a kite and Ashley did it. And I was there, it was me and Tyler Oakley got there first

and we were not competing. Tyler's partner and Ashley, my partner, were the ones competing and we had to sit there and watch. But they had one of these sample kites set up and we were just like sitting on a beach and Bali and I'm like, this sounds super bright. Hey Tyler, let's just see you and I just like go sit under the kite together.

And we said we went, it went under the kite, massive kite. Got anything, just sat there in the shade. Everyone else who like walked up, they were like, hey, what are you guys doing? It's like, nothing we're sitting here. It's like, why you under the kite? It's like, we're just here because the sun they go. Yeah, you like dumb, basically,

we look stupid under there. And then we were putting on sunscreen. And nobody doing the challenge was putting on sunscreen. You can tell the difference like the next episode. Every team is like, there's one pale person and one person who's like, cream since. So, we can tell him to put on sunscreen. Put on sunscreen and they wouldn't do it.

And they just turned like, like that, you know that like red purple? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the Jack Patillo burn, you remember that? At the first immersion we ever did, it was a time where the company was only like seven people and everybody worked on everything. And he was there, busting his ass,

like he's doing like an awesome job, but it was overcast, so nobody thought about putting on some block. And by the end of it, he was just like lobster red. And then I think he got robbed. You know, you did it by the way. They also put the red red on the day, you know they're in for a nightmare. You know, like by the end of the beach trip,

like it's 5 p.m. and they're already looking sunburned then at least for me, the next day I'm just, I'm dead and there's nothing I can do about it. Yeah, it's because the, it's just, I know, here we are back. Statistically the sun is gonna kill you. I got it. It's poisonous.

Cubing trips though are badass. That's the operating, the Superman. Unique central Texas thing. It is. I should it. It's poisonous. Tubing trips, so are bad ass. That's the operating. It's a superman. Unique central Texas thing. It is. I actually do one of those for the vlog. Yeah, just don't do one with me because I might have embarrassed myself.

What'd you do? Well. Max. Should we talk about the movie? No, we can talk about it. It's not a proud moment, but what it happens. So like if nobody knows what a tube trip is, it's basically where we all get on a tube,

then we go down a lazy river. But it is like an actual river. An actual river. Not like an actual river. And then there's also a floating cooler of some sort of yeah, everybody has like, yeah, their own little cooler with like a group of like three, you know, it's like everybody has their own little cooler

with it. It is absolutely the most like brilliant white trash thing. I think I could recommend highly to anybody to do because you're like on the river drinking and just people watching and just the current sort of takes you and yeah, you're fine. That's like three hours. Well, yeah and especially if you stop at all the little islands that I forget what we called them. Shotgun Island. Shotgun Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You stop at Shotgun Island where you drink another beer. Shotgun.

Yeah. If you smoke the shotgun, it is very hot. And it is long and you are drinking and you might have. I'm predictably long too. Yeah, I'm predictably long. It could be half hours and it could be four hours. Yeah, well actually there was a person who came with us who was like, I'm done, I'm done, I'm getting out here

and we're like, that's not how it works. If you leave here, you're in somebody's backyard in the middle of nowhere. There is a bus at the end that takes us back and nothing else. You do not get out. Which by the way makes me wonder what the hell it would be like to live on the river.

It's terrible. Watch, all the people do it all the time. Yeah, yeah. But I can just swallow, knock on people's doors. I was really trying to do good. I didn't think that I had that much. I didn't, I avoided the hard liquor, but my beer choice was this beer that I love,

Bell's brewery and it's like this, it's like basically like 7.8%. I had five of them. It's a lot. It was like almost 40%. And so then I went into my special zone whenever, I'm aware that I'm about to throw up. Oh, because that's like my super power.

Yeah, you have the same way where it's just like, you just like all of a sudden it's like the world goes away and it's like I'm not to throw up. Oh, because that's like my superpower. No, no, no. Yeah, you have the same way where it's just like, you just like, all of a sudden it's like, the world goes away and it's like, I'm not gonna do it. How long does it last? Like, you'd be hour. I have no, I, no, it's not like an hour. It's normally like a few minutes

because it's like, it's like, right when you know it's about to happen. And it's like, you're like, I got 90 seconds. You're like, everybody, I need to go away. So, I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me out as someone who's would be in the river with you. This is enough time for you to get to shore.

Or go underwater But you're catatonic. You're catatonic at this point. I like at this point I can't move if I move it's done and basically I Tried to move. Oh, no Would you throw up on yourself into tube? And then I basically had to to run away from the entire group and be like, shame, shame. That's when you learn about the terrible currents

in the river very quickly. Over the way to them. Yeah, there's something in the river you'll want near you. So disgusting. And oh. And those rivers are pretty shallow too, so it's not like you can just like, we were in a deeper part, thank God,

because I just like disappeared into the water and they were like, we thought there we go. Went away. Okay. So this picture right here, this is actually a really great example of this dude in the foreground. That is the traditional tube floating posture.

And there's also like what happens like halfway through is where you flip over and you're like belly down on it basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're just like missionary positions with the person you're talking to. Yeah, but that like, it's also a raw rubber tube, like vulcanized rubber.

It, it, it, basically strips all the hair off of any part of the body that touches it. And you get a burn on top from the sun, branding your enemy. And then the tube, you get like this chaf rubber burn, because you're just here for like four hours, right? So it's really, every time I'm done doing it, I'm like, why?

What? But then I always look forward to doing it the next time. It's definitely one of those. And you'll always scrape your ass at some point. Oh yeah, there's always the rapids. You will, I don't know, but you guys will almost always rap, it's for the rap. You're almost always be somebody who's just like

mad and drunk on the river. Oh yeah. You're gonna have that confrontation and sucks. I had that with a girlfriend. I don't know if you remember. You fought your girlfriend? No, she, I didn't fight her. No, I'm saying she got really mad at me.

Uh huh. Let me make that clear. That was a sad idea. We did not fight. I'm just saying she got really mad. And it was only, there was like 10 of us, all in like a, you know, small space and we had like an hour and a half

argument. Yes, okay, we like Fought in the verbal sense I suppose or no, she just got mad at me for no reason really It was one of those things where it was like oh she's like this person's fun and like exciting and then it after a while I was like I can't this is too intense Do you remember we were in Australia? That's right, she's towards you or you towards her? She hurts towards me. Oh, she was done with you.

Yeah, she's mad. And then when I tried to break up with her, she wouldn't let me. On the river? No, no, no, no, no, no. Later on. And then at the time, we're like, she got to stop by the police.

On the other side of the group. She got us like, stop by the police. And the next day, I try to break up. And she just wouldn't let me. Do you remember we were in Australia, and that was one night we were out, I think with, oh gosh, who was it? Aaron Morgan maybe. And I was just like texting non-stop and I had to get on the phone because she got really, really mad at me.

And it ended up costing me like $600 because she just got mad. And at one point, she told me, well, you're in another country, I want you to be able to have fun. If you meet someone and you want to mess around, go ahead and I was like, really? And she was like, no. And then got mad again.

And I was just like, I just just can't. It was just hard. It was intense. It was just too intense. So we talk about travel a lot. I'm gonna probably guess I was a travel for this lot. Travel is actually, that's where relationships fall apart. I don't know what it is.

Travel is super stressful. Yeah. Even if you're not together on the trip, it's just like the distance makes it stressful. Travel's dangerous for relationships. It really is. Disruptive routine, questions, your communication rhythm changes,

and you don't know if you're supposed to be reading between the lines about that. Apparently, yeah. It's like natural. It will destroy you. You go for 48 hours without communication. You know, it's not like that. It's just weird.

And then it's a lot of travel, then it's like a slow grind too, of just like, you don't see someone for a while. Anything. It's basically you take a relationship, you have with someone and then turn it into a long-distance relationship. And it's just like, that's a tough transition. Yeah.

It is a stressful thing, man. It is a stressful thing. And you were gone for two weeks for that, right? That was really a trip. Yeah, yeah, it was two weeks. Yeah, I'm gonna come back and it was just crazy. Like, she almost got me arrested once. There's also, honestly, there's also this opinion,

honestly, that when you travel to a foreign country, as soon as you land in the foreign country, you start having sex with everyone that you run into. Everyone assumes that. It's a weird thing. Yeah. No, we're in also, it's not like I was walking around and all the ladies were just like, hello, American. I mean, we're in the action where people were just like pretty annoyed, especially with Texans. So, because Bush, yeah, so we're not going around like being very popular

with anybody. I will say this. Trend I I've noticed it is easier to travel internationally when someone like Obama is president versus when someone like I haven't traveled much with Trump, but I have traveled a little for our take Sydney and stuff and it's like it is what people want to talk to you about. I was in a bar in Mexico the night of the election and we were watching it on the TV's there. That was rough. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I you guys Mexican? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, with other people who are of Mexican descent, can you? Yeah. And they always talk to me in Spanish. And I'm just like, I just don't know. And it's tough because my father-in-law, like, he doesn't speak English.

I don't speak Spanish. So our relationship is harder, especially since I don't know if I've talked much with you about him. He's very much like a man's man and I'm not. The thing I always said was like I would be the perfect husband for his third daughter. But husband for his third daughter. Yeah, Cindy and the Brady bunch. Okay, but it's you know it's his princess.

You're the only daughter. That's what I'm hearing. Yeah, I'm so happy. We were at the beach and- Where's the sun? He wanted to- I get down to the sun. Yeah.

He wanted to do something fun just to two of us. So he was like, come here, come here. We got like life jackets and then we got a kayak and we're gonna go out in the ocean. I'm not crazy about the ocean. Don't like things touching my my feet don't like tie taking me and I was like on a kayak Something that I wasn't crazy about it But I was like you know what we're just gonna kind of like chill a little bit But we kept paddling and paddling and paddling and we passed like the buoy and I was like he likes me

But But the exactly shea when the father and law takes you out and could kill you and like front new and I wouldn't be able to do anything. I'm not going to swim back. I'm not going to fight waves or I might have been testing you and if you can make it back to you shorter than you're worthy. I don't know if I was worthy, but it's a small kayak. He could easily just like push me out. The two of you were in it?

Yeah, the two of you were in it. A very small kayak. A kayak is. It's a two person kayak, is that a thing? To new? No, it was like a big kayak. Was it covered on top? It was a big kayak.

It was a big kayak. I mean, I know, I know my kayak, I've been on a kayak. That was it. It was a big kayak in the ocean. A good luck. Which was terrifying. Tandem kayak. Yes, and even it also had a Outboard motor, but they are Yes, two person kayaks do exist. So yes, yes Even my wife and her family were they were joking about it But it was like 10% like, oh, what's gonna happen?

I had a girl, and then I almost drowned him. Cleaned a shotgun when I came to pick her up. So you drowned him? I almost drowned him. What'd you do? Well, this has been still in movies. What? This was later, he was on an alligator.

Wait, hang on. He was on a floating toy alligator. Oh, okay. And it was like the whole family, and I was a Paul. I was like, oh, you know, maybe kind of fun if like read like you know Wrestle or like flip it and take the alligator and it'll be fun. What and I flipped it and Father yeah, like oh my son-in-law flip me. Oh you They're put some in the face

But I don't know if he was like locked into it and I flipped him and I don't know if he was locked into it and I flipped him and he didn't disengage. He was still locked in with his legs and his arms and was there for like 10 seconds and I was like, alpha moves. Oh my god. Maybe he thought the alligator came to life and was attacked. And that's the way you wrestle an alligator. So maybe next time. So the end of the story is he died by he's live

He saved his life by letting go. He's no, I probably pulled I flipped it back really. Yeah, he won He just worked here back. He won he was you think it was the power move fuck yeah Was he gonna like go to the alligator and time he wants to yeah, well, I told you I don't you heard last time We were out drinking like with the family and he would her beer and then I would wine yeah, and then he was like oh also order wine So it's like you guys connected over that. I don't know if it was like I always wanted wine with oh he probably has did he start matching you for like glass for glass or

No, no, he was just probably he was probably happy because I remember the last time he offered me wine I didn't take it because I was eating cookies and milk. He probably thought you poisoned the beer The way that you're telling these stories. There's so every single statement as a question. It's like the twin peaks of like Telling I need to see the entire season to understand that we're still waiting because it was the night Paul and I got engaged So I was having milk and cookies. Okay, okay, okay I Don't eat milk and cookies anymore because I very easily get fat again

So it's just traditional now when you celebrate milk and cookies. That's one of the one of them what kind of cookies? Like chips of hoi. I can't do Oreos anymore Oreos is too intense when I was a kid I would get a huge cereal bowl and like fill it full of Oreos And then get some whole milk yeah, and just eat it and it was it was a mate But I just I like if I eat just one thing my stomach immediately expands I had a friend who would do that it was a friend of a Jeff and the Gus is in mind He would get cookies and cream ice cream and he would dump it into a blender and then dump in a package of Oreos and blend that and then eat that.

That was what he's like. He's like a milkshake. Like a crazy milkshake. And he was like an athlete. Yeah, he just set up his hand outside. Windy's, I'm like, just try to undercut him. Take the same thing, right? So gross.

It's the old joke about, you know, if you have a dentist, you have a crush on, then you eat a whole back Oreos before you go in. So they have to be longer. That's disgusting. I'm so paranoid before I go to the dentist, the only time I floss in my life. I was gonna say that every dentist has to know that, right? That people are doing last minute flossing.

Like I'm gonna floss two hours before my appointment, and that's gonna make up for six months of no flossing. Well, I'm honest about it. They ask me to be flossing and like, no. Can I, but you do it anyway, right? Before. Right before. Yeah, I do.

You still want them to like go in and look at it. It's like, it's like, when I go, if I go to the urologist, you know, I don't want to do a head. You're flossing. Let's go. I just make sure I'm like, I just want to shower right before. I just want to make sure that everything is okay, because, you know, they see a lot every day.

They do, and- You're gonna consider why you're going to urologist. Is that like a normal rotation? So guys don't have a gynecological appointment. I'm gonna go to the urologist. Sometimes stuff comes up, you gotta go to the urologist. Comes up. Or does it?

Comes out? Comes out? But you see what I'm saying, it's like I don't wanna be the guy where he's like oh, jeez You know listen, I think but I think doctors. They've seen pretty much everything. Yeah, it's time you show up Yeah, but maybe they appreciate it It's a little extra touch. Yeah Or they're like because you care that they're like the dude came in and he just reaked of acts bodies

Bray was 30 seconds down there didn't need to do that Yeah, I'm up say though. It a very refreshing prostate is like a there's like spring que es un poco de frío, por 30 segundos, ahí no hay que hacer eso. Ya, como decía, es un poco de frío, como es un poco de frío, frío con Binnaka o algo. Binnaka con tu frío. No, no. No, no.

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This is a product I didn't know existed. I've heard of water picks. You know those things? Yeah, it's like a 70s. And that water picks, which I guess we're supposed to replace flossing. But now they have these things called air flossers. Do you guys have a sonic hair toothbrush?

Yes. It's like one of the best inventions of all time. Sure. I don't know if you guys have one, sonic hair? Max, come on, go get one. Yeah, because like teeter, like dental care, like revolutionized health, right? It's incredible.

Yeah, it's awesome. So they also, I believe it's the same company that makes it, they make an air flosser. So it's got a little reservoir and you feel like mouthwash or water or something like that. And then you just go to each tooth and you push the button and it goes, there it is, right there. And it goes, like hard spray something like that, and then you just go to each tooth, and you push the button and it goes, there it is, right there. And it goes, like hard spray, like that,

instead of flossing, so I floss every day because I use this air flosser. And my dentist is so happy with me. Are you aware that you can get a toothbrush with Bluetooth? That syncs to your phone and an app? Why? Why would I want that? You wouldn't be interested?

Bluetooth brush. It tracks like how you're brushing your teeth because it's possible. Oh my God. It's possible you don't realize you're not getting in like the back. And... Are you competing with your friends?

You're going to be racing. No, I don't have advice. I know like you really like devices. You have like a lot of devices, so I just wasn't sure if it was going. Automatically update Twitter. So you could like share it to Facebook. Bernie did 74% effectiveness today. Yeah. Do you know that I my sonic hair has a timer on it and it'll buzz like for different

times. Every time I care has a timer you're not special. I know I'm just saying I'm explaining his max doesn't have one brand. It is how you make me feel Bernie every day. So I have to admit I don't brush my teeth for whatever that amount of time. I think it's two minutes. I'm not a two minute brusher. I brush a lot of brush three times a day. I'm not sitting there for two fucking minutes. What's going on in your life? Brushin' away in two minutes.

I'm fucking busy, dude. I can make a tour of my mouth pretty fucking quick. How long do you brush for? I don't know. Minute. I'm more efficient. I get half of it in there. All right.

I'm like brushing and doing the sonic hair bit. But you brush your tongue too, right? Yeah, I do. How do you do all that? I only brush my tongue in the morning though. I don't brush my tongue. All right, fair enough, every time. I don't do any of that.

I just spray a little bit of windex in, swished around. See Bernie, it sounds like you're really unsure about all this stuff. If you had a toothbrush that had Bluetooth on it, then I would know. And then you know. Connected.

So, stuff is so sponsored. By the way, this is the subreddit about, I've got this weird image in my head of, there's the subreddit for was like, Powerwasher porn, something like that. It's just all the cool videos of people powerwashing. And like, there's gonna be, Wait, just a powerwashing porn?

Yeah, yeah. It's what I think they call it, but it's just how you're off-beat. No kidding, there's a subreddit devoted to people, clean the damn grouse. Oh, it's not actual pornography. No, but it's lovingly rendered videos of people using the power washers as you do.

Exactly. But I'm waiting for the floss version or the air floss version. So what? I was asking around because when we first moved in the house where we are now, it had like moss, like on some of the stone and, you know, like just probably mold to the fuck knows, like general dirt and moss on it.

And I said, I'm gonna get a power washer and clean this off. She goes power washer. She goes, where do you get that? I just say, you know, red and home depot. You know, bring it in. And she was like, okay, whatever. So I did it and I was fired up.

And I did that thing where I cleaned off like half the rock wall. And I brought her out and I said, check this out. See, you can see it's like hard dirt, lined perfectly clean wall. She saw that and she goes, how does that work? And I just went, and did the next one and like took the next row of bricks off and clean those.

And it actually goes, let me try. She power washed for two day straight. You huck her. It was fucking amazing. It was just like washing the fence. Oh no, this is really fun. You can, here you go. Yeah.

She seriously, like, you got it there. She got addicted to it. Yeah, it's so much fun. It is, yeah. She just got addicted to that thing of like, super cleaning everything. Just like the rubber plants, huh? No, I didn't tell her.

I didn't give her full tutorial, so she like did it on the windows and like, the seals, which is spray water. That helps and everything. But that was still worth it. I could just clean that up. And that's amazing. I live in a, of a balcony and an seals, which is sprayed water. That helps and everything. But that was still worth it. I can just clean that up. And that's amazing. I live in a balcony and an apartment,

so I have to clean my balcony with a brush, like a peasant. It's like, I think it's like 35 feet deep. Yeah, it's totally worth it. I did it to the trailer. There's a trailer on the ranch. It was super old and I was just like nonstop for probably about eight hours. And I was just like, shh, like nonstop for probably about eight hours.

And I was just like, this is the best day I've ever had. But you live in a ranch? Yeah, I got it, we got to talk about this. Yeah, this is something I find out about Max. It Max is a rancher. Max, why don't you explain to everyone what you do at the company. Is this just like for the tax exemption?

Like so long as you have like one chicken and one goat and you can take another to do that. No, no, we got, we got 60 of them kale. the tax exemption, so long as you have one chicken and one goat, you can take another to do that. No, no, we got 60 of them, Kale. Whoa. Adam. 60 head, O cattle. Yeah.

Out in a bath drop. You just really get into the movie city slickers, what do you mean? No, no, no. So my husband has been working with this woman for a long time and she is a grass fed cattle rancher and he started working with her and then yeah, gradually, that's like his full time job and so just been getting more and more into it. Wow. But yeah, it's crazy.

It's like a little bit. Do you guys do either the processing on the ranch? No, no, no. Okay. Yeah, we have any roosters. We don't have any roosters. I was attacked by roosters. We want to have chickens at some point, but I think for right now.

We ate it that night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But no, the cows, yeah, they're pretty chill. OK, hang out. You posted a Twitter video. Yes.

We wanted to tell us when you're Max Cowstories. Do we have the setup for for Max's cast right here? Yeah. Well. Well. Yeah. Yee-ho. Yee-ho.

Yeah, I missed this. Fuck. So Max, tell us what the hell this is. Because I saw this video. I think on Twitter. Yeah, yeah So I brought some people out to go check out the ranch and Then we we were hanging out with the cows. They're very sweet this music is my favorite. I love it It's so good with the lights coming down. I want to start rocking

On the other side of the chair if you can grab them they should be there. We have cowboy hats Oh, yes, We have cowboy hats. Oh, yes. We have cowboy hats? Yeah. You think we were talking about being on the river? I almost talked about this. It's a gun.

Gugging. Give me a cowboy hat. You know what, did you see the thing where I bought a gavin' a cowboy hat? See, I give me the biggest one. So they're all the same size, and none of them will fit me. So you got a big head? Yes, I got a huge head.

Oh, these are good quality Amazon's finest oh this is I seven it's gonna sit on my head. Oh look at this. I look like a Lego character What's that made up? Yeah, there's no way perfect. Oh my gosh What in Tarnation what in Tarnation? I in tarnation? I'm going back to the baseball cap. I'm s7. So, yeah, so I brought some people out to hang out with the cows. It was cool. What does that consist of? Well, like, we just, you know, hang out on the front porch and drink and then go hang out.

Go over to the cows. That sounds bad-ass, dude. And should the teenagers try to tip them at night? Yeah, I was gonna ask you actually, you have cow tippers? No, no, I've never heard of that being a thing. If somebody has claimed that they've done, like somebody that I ran into recently claimed

that they had done that, but I don't see how you can do that. I had fam, or I had people that I knew in Louisiana that would they go cow-tipping. I guess like if they're in like a small place, but it's like to get up to the cow, like sneak up that far, it's like they're gonna run away. Or the myth as a kid is that, well no, they sleep standing.

They do absolutely do not. Yeah, yeah. You know what you need to do is just walk right up to them and just push and run. Because they're sleeping, yeah. Yeah, no, no, they all sleep on the ground, but. The problem with urban legends is that then people come out to do it

You know, they don't know it's an urban legend. That's That barrel pointed at me Do you sell the cow to get a yeah, yeah, they have their own like their own Brand in like it's that like wheat's fill and stuff No, no, no Yeah, adventures with the milk machine. No, it's just like it's it's that wheat's fillin stuff. That's useful. Is that dairy, do you milk them? No, no, no. So you don't. Yeah. Adventures with milk and machines.

No, it's just like, it's 100% grass fed, so like none of the, like kind of just like, they get to be like normal cows. And then they just, I suppose to. I broke the gut. As opposed to every other, like a lot of other cows. So you have to treat the cow very differently

if they're going to be a milking cow. Well, I guess so, but like, I mean, it also comes down to like what their diet is and how you work with them. Like most of the way that it's done in America is like through a feedlot, you get as many cows as you possibly can and then you feed them corn and grain.

Do you massage them? Or like the happiness too for their co-be and all that? No, they're just chill, they're happy, they're super cute. Well, it's like, do you eat one in the car onin on that. No, they're just chill, they're happy, they're super cute. Well, it's like, do you eat one in the car on the way home? Like, it's just like, I always forget one thing in the car with me that I have. Yeah, no, they're all pretty good.

Our bulls are like the most tame, which is funny, because like most other ranches, the rodeo stock bulls are like the trouble. Crazy. And these ones are just like, I want ever. We just have one really strange looking lady named Red. And she just is always staring down the herd. This is right here. Yeah, there she is.

She wasn't looking at us there, but her eyes are kind of on the side of her head. And she's always just kind of like, there's something going on here. This is gonna seem like they're not just hanging out. This is so many people, but normal to us, it's not normal to us.

This is like, I only know one other person who's lived like this in their life. You're out there with cows all day, it's fucking amazing. I lived on a farm. They're just, they're chill, that's blue bales. What farm do you live on? I'm like, I'm out of farm.

They had a lot of chickens, I'd go get eggs. That's how I got attacked by a rooster. Yeah, kind of chasing it and did not like that. So it turned around and started chasing me and I was running away from it. And it kept, it just kept out with me. It was faster than me and was just like poking my leg. And at the end of it, I was just bleeding.

And then my grandma went out because she's been on a farm forever and she just does what grandma's do. So is it kind of a kind of a... And we ate that rooster that one. So but what about rooster teeth now? It's like every day you're coming into work I've conquered you. Was that where the name came from? Yeah, that's your research. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very far me. No, yeah. I think that's it. So do you get like, do you do milk cows? No, no, no, I think it's mostly just rain channels. Yeah, yeah, they just, you gotta feed them in the morning,

like, you know, give them hay if it's cold, but generally they kind of just, they go from back pasture to the middle pasture to the front pasture, then back, they it a little cycle every day. Yep. And they just kind of do their thing. I had a friend who grew up on a goat farm and it just sounded like such a hard existence. Did he go to the mill?

Did he go to the mill? Crazy because they'll climb. Like goats will go everywhere. Yep. Carol's it's like pretty easy to spot where they're going to go. Right. Yeah. I think you can lose like one or two goats so he's kind of no care.

Yeah. Yeah. The best thing about the ranch is a So patty the owner of the ranch her call to all the cattle every morning is Goose I'm shit you not and it's the loudest because you know like it's like you know People call like you seem like people doing like big-gallon competition. Yeah, where it's like what really Forcible it's like it's like cause you have to yell out across the ranch to call the cattle over. And her call to all of them is just at the loudest.

Girls! All of us. I do a call for Joe the Cat that I didn't know was a thing until, you know, he went missing. Remember when we were with anyone missing for a month? And so I go out and walk and I just call to him. And we hired a cat tracker, real person, actual job.

Yeah, she was a cat tracker and I was walking out of her and she was like, can you teach me how to do that call and I was like, is that a thing? I didn't know that people couldn't do it. I just walked around and I go, like that and she couldn't do it. But that's what I always do when I feed Joe, the cat. So he learns that noise means food and he'll come.

Every time I make that noise, he'll just come. Wait, is that her side job or her full time job? Do I think it's her full time job? Yeah. Why does she not tell her stuff like that? Just like all the cats. Sure. The cats.

I was proud of myself for that. Nobody else was. I know, I was proud of myself for that. You're sitting in Barbara's seat too. That's the best part. That's the best part of it. But before we leave the ranch thing, so you mentioned that there's seat, too. That's the best part. That's the best part of it. But before we leave the ranch thing, so you mentioned that there's a ranch owner.

Yeah, yeah. So how did you find this place? Where you just go through the classifieds and you went, Oh, you met your metropolitan apartment downtown the nightlife, whatever. Living the farm in the cows. Let's call them.

No, so what happened was my husband used to be a, like in politics, he was running a campaign for this woman on the ranch. He was running her campaign to be state representative for Bastrop. No, kid. They got real close, didn't work out, and he was just kind of like,

and I don't really, politics isn't really my jam as much as it used to be. So he grew up in a small town and he lived next to a ranch. And so he just started working with her. And then over time, like, yeah, she doesn't have any living relatives. So it was kind of like,

so they went from working with the sheep to the cattle. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then so, yeah. So she's just basically been like, well, like, I need somebody to take care of this ranch. Just it's yellow. I'm like, but yeah. So it'll be, it's interesting. I'd never anticipated that, but it is, like, I don't know, it's like compared to like where I've been, like, is where we're in the process of moving,

like we've been kind of back and forth between the two places, but it's like compared to like where I've been, like is where in the process of moving, like we've been kind of back and forth between the two places, but it's like my house in Austin, it's like my neighbor's kids are always like running around, breaking glass, like throwing crap in our front yard. They're like, what the hell? They're nightmares, they literally called the cops the other day.

The kids called the cops to report a robbery and progress at my house at like nine in the morning, and I wake up and there's like three cops there. What the fuck? And they're like, are you, like, hey, we got a report of a robbery and progress, and I was like, no. And he was like, what do you have your phone? I was like, yeah.

And he was like, well, it was definitely from here. And I was like, I think I could tell you who did it. Because like my kid, the neighbor kids are like just awful. And it's not even like they're fucking with me. They just, they're bored as hell. And so like... Watch it, they're gonna come out of your towel. It's kinda fucking weird.

Yeah, a little bit. Well, yeah, but I mean, like, I mean, their thing is like, like, nobody's really watching them. And so like, they have like, one of their fun games is like, break the fence on either side of their house. And they literally just try to kick it. Break the fence, such a great game.

So I'm like, if I can move out to somewhere where I never have to have a neighbor again, like, oh, be okay. Are you not a kid? You can have any kids? We haven't really decided that. Am I like, and I want to like, I want to fast forward your relationship. No, it's like, it's kind of been like,

like, when you're gay, you can kind of just like, Uber one whenever you're ready. I think that's kind of been like, eh, like, when you're gay, you can kind of just like uber one whenever you're ready. I think that's part of the new service that you had it. I showed up after Uber Eats, it was, you know. Yeah, you just by the way, and the one where your kid would be the least popular app ever, ever, ever.

Yeah, I can't imagine once every, once every, yeah, I wish there was a bunch of kids around, right? How old would you want to adopt a kid? I don't, I don't even, this isn't really even something that I've like necessarily thought about. I'm pretty much leaning towards no right now, but- If you had to adopt. I mean, I feel like maybe like-

Had to. Had to. Seventeen. Because you're like, you get the experience of like having- Get one year in the new like- I'm looking up to it and then they- Come on, you're not about to leave anyone. Yeah.

You know, it's fine. It's like, you know, like a- Well, you, you having any kids? I think I have to. What is that? What is that? What do you have? My father-in-law is expecting them.

Like, at Christmas. To treat them in the way of alligator wrestling. That's fake, fake a whole pregnancy, then bringing an alligator swaddled up. So, at Christmas, he kind of mentioned kids, grandkids, and he was like looking at me, and he was like, come on, get on that. He was like, what are you saying right now?

Get on that. Advocating, yeah. Cause she has like two brothers, but they're both younger than her. So, obligation's on her. Right? So this will be the first grand kid. He's waiting. He obligations on her. Also, this will be V for a Scran kid. He's waiting. He wants it now.

Yeah, I really want it now. And it's kind of one of those things where it's, you know, with a wedding, he helped out a bunch. And it's, I don't know if it was like an unofficial understanding that we would provide him with a child or a grand kid. Not that he's become a nice wedding.

I wasn't able to attend, but I saw. Why didn't you go? There was something that I had to do, some travel thing that I had to do, and I couldn't go. I would have absolutely gone. Oh, Jack? I'll take exactly what it was.

No, I didn't have something to do. My kid's mom had something to do, and I couldn't get her to sign off on me taking the kids down to Mexico. I have a country. Did I ever take the famous? Start the famous. The story about my dad living in Mexico, could

my dad before he died with split time between North Carolina and Lake Chappala in Mexico. He had a place down there or the woman that he married after my mom died. She had a place down there and they would go down there. Anyway, he was always trying to get us to come visit. And my ex, the kid's mom, Jordan. She's pretty conservative and like, you know, hear all these news stories about everything that's going on in Mexico and everything, she's like, the kids were like two and five

and she's like, we're not gonna bring him down there. My dad's like, so you're coming down, are you gonna come down? See us down here? And I said, no, well, come see you when you're in North Carolina. We'll see you there. And he's like, oh, come on down,

you'll love it. It's beautiful down here. And I said, well, dad, I said, we can't come down to Mexico. I said, Jordan just doesn't want the kids to travel with the kids in Mexico. I was like, why not? I said, because she's worried about kidnapping. And he's, we're in the car, so it's like on speaker. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I've lived here for five years, and I only know one person who's been kidnapped.

I go, that's, I go, you just fuck it up. I go, there's no way I'm gonna convince her now. There's no way. She's over there, because she ends up, and she's like, that fucking shit. I was like, yeah, that's over. We try to cover for it. Oh, ha ha, that good joke.

No, I don't know, I immediately call them out. I was like, what am I gonna do now? One person who's such a dad answer. We were getting married in Tijuana. It was Monterey. It's like a big industrial town. Yeah, you know, it's like, it's one of those things that's like,

she just was, I know where her boundaries are, and it's like I couldn't do it. I would have loved to have gone. And listen, me personally, I'd love the experience of being able to take the kids in Mexico, I'd love that, you know? And I just knew that it was just like that was probably Not a battle you want to fight, you know what I mean? It's yeah pick your pick your battle. Yeah

Yeah, today I'm I'm so conflicted because Jack uh last year was it was very awesome of him he moved The what's the fun the fundraiser we do actually actually actually like yeah, he moved it because of my wedding. Right, right. And it was really, really nice. And like, I really appreciate it. And like today he sent an email about it to the company

and kind of like save the day. Kind of like making fun of the fact that he had to move it. I saw that. And I was like, well, I really, I've always been somebody that complained about when people just do reply all emails, making jokes, because people get enough emails. But I feel like if I don't say something, it makes it look like I'm,

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Brandon, I totally didn't remember that he moved extra life for your wedding. You guys see the email? Yeah. I thought, what did you think that meant? I know, I had trouble deciphering it and then had to move on.

Yeah. I thought, oh, why did Brandon make Jack's an email about to say that I thought you were actually organized and telling Jack, hey, let people know when it is so they can put it in their calendars. I thought you were like ahead of the curve. He didn't explain the joke. Yeah, so most of us don't remember that was the case that he moved it for your wedding. I really, when I read that email today, I just thought he was saying,

oh, Brandon asked me to send this email to everybody. Really? Yeah, because I mean, you got the context. I don't remember the context So yeah, do you read the email? I got it. Did you understand the moving of the dates and all that? I got it. You remember that he moved the dates last year. Yeah, all right So do I yeah, I told the fuck off? Whatever no one cares. Great, great stop caring after like, hold your own competing charity event. That'll show.

That'll still looks extra light. Don't donate to those kids. Donate to these kids instead. I don't know if they, it was very nice of him to move it last year. I had no idea that extra life was that weekend when we scheduled it. Yeah. Because we were looking, we're like, what? Does Ristarteed have life was that weekend when we scheduled it. Yeah, because we were looking we're like what Does Rupert have a convention that weekend? No?

I thought we were covered valid question these days. Yeah, yeah, I am RTX somewhere on the world. Is there an RTX moon? Is that the goal one for every week? Have one on the moon? No, no, that was Elon Musk says so permission to do the Elon Musk tweet today? The boring company? Yeah, the boring company where he's drilling tunnels. Yeah, yeah. Where's the hyperloop that he wants to build? In New York City, I think.

In New York, dude, I am convinced, and I hate to say this because if it happens, it's New York, TDC, New, I'm worried that people will play this back. I'm really worried that like that, they've dug so much under Manhattan that like something's gonna fall like something like building will just disappear into You know the one point sure they there's a lot of people who are paid a lot of money to worry about that right? Yeah, right, but it's fine

It's fine because then if it's hyperloop crash He's like you do not get to join me on the new bastion of your game. The guys like, you know, let me see the Orleans, those were fun. Yeah, they're like a hundred and... Look that dude, a 20. You're in good. They're like a hundred years old, right?

Or a hundred, ten years. I mean, I think they're okay. We think. You don't know. But then he has this machine, I guess they came out of nowhere. I guess that's what I would be worried about. Be like, why don't we just use the machines

we've been using for 1,000 years? Not 1,000. That was the wrong number. That was the wrong number. I used the wrong number. Let's not use those. Reminds me the Ocean's 11 or Ocean's 12 digging machine. That's what I think it is.

But he said that he got a company. Verbal government approval. Verbal. Right, that was what I got stuck on too. but he said that he got a verbal government approval right? Right? Right? That was what I got stuck in too. Like what is verbal government approval? What does that mean? Like like Trump tweeted back at him. I called the government. Yeah, yeah, okay. Sounds good.

Yeah, I don't know man. It sounds to me a little bit like this though. And Ron used to do like I have verbal government approving. I have verbal government approval. The park wherever I want. I'm gonna build a structure in the middle of the street over there. I have verbal government approval.

I did. Do you know what I found out? I found out that a lot of art, Matt, you're in the art department here at Ruchiteath. I found out that a lot of art that is kind of iconic in American culture. A lot of it was placed there unofficially. Do you know the Wall Street Journal,

Wall Street Journal, the Wall Street Bowl, where they put the little girl in front of it, you know? And she's standing defiantly in front of the bowl. Yeah. That was placed there without any permission whatsoever. And the artist of the bowl is now mad. It's now mad off. Because he said it changes the intention of his peace.

He got remixed. Yeah, he got remixed. He said his peace was to show the resiliency of the American people after a financial crisis. And instead now it's changed to this kind of negative thing that the girl, the little girl, does, I read more about it. The bull was unofficial.

The guy installed the bull without city permission. Well, he's like, I took my idea of rebelling by, oh, okay. And did you see that? I would've seen it in somebody commission that. So the girl, the point, the girl was city mission. He's like, oh, he took my idea of rebelling by, oh, okay. And did you see that? I would have waited until somebody commissioned that. So the girl, the point, the girl was first, and the point was just, the girl was not first,

but he said that the bull was first. No. The bull was first, but it was unofficial. He didn't have permission. Yeah, long ago. Yeah, the girl was the new development. That's okay. Oh, earlier this year.

And it was a big deal that was an unofficial art installation. Yeah. But then I also found out that the bull, which we've all seen a billion times, which seems like this official thing of Wall Street. And now it's almost this Tiananmen square act of defiance looking imagery. What I love about it is that since then they've since modified the girl and somebody came along and put one woman's tiara. Yeah, yeah, let's go. And somebody also put a dog pissing on the girl recently. Like on her foot. Get out of here. It's a real thing.

Pissing on the girl recently. Like on her foot. Get out of here. It's a real thing. It was like some guy. What is it stop? Some guy who was pissed off about the, I don't know, the message about that. He got, he put a little dog pissing.

I'm not even joking. There's a picture out there. But better a dog than Calvin, I guess. I like the wonderworm thing, but the more I think about it, actually, it's like, there it is. Wow. Wow.

All right. It's non-stop. Pretty soon it's just gonna be an entire- So the wonderworm thing but the more I think about it actually. Yeah, it's like there it is. Wow. Wow. All right. It's non-stop. Pretty soon it's just going to be an entire group. So the wonderworm and the era is gone. It looks like. Ah, yeah. I guess it was just like a group. It is kind of a funny like loop around though.

It's like here's this big bull. They put the girl there to recontextualize it as this overwhelming consumerism and this girl standing up and defiant to that. And then they put a popular movie. Yeah. Big on internet. You know, it's just kind of like, oh, that kind of changes again, doesn't it?

It's just a never ending message to the point we have to sit there for an hour. Just a loop racket from message to message. And meanwhile, what's happening? The sun is killing us all. That whole time. Well, we're busy with our art installations. The sun is slowly killing us. Yeah, now all right.

Well, now I got a mission. All right, fine to statue. You guys have any other thoughts for me wrap up? I will say, because it's, we do have a cool Austin thing, real quick. A verbal government approval to go longer than an hour if we want to. Hey.

And parasols, I think. I think it's just, just talk about like unofficial, like art installations. There was a woman a few years ago in Austin who went around and would so stuff and put it on sign. So like you were driving I think like down one of the streets of Lamar and you would just see a sign and it would be covered in like multi-colored what would you put like it's like

you make a big big word or something like that. Yeah so it was really cool to see how to go and take it down but it's just like one of those things that you're like oh cool Austin like you don't really think of in terms of like graffiti artists. Yeah, they put it over those damn blue pieces of artwork that I hate that everybody hates and they're awful. Because nobody thought that they were an art piece under the South Lermar.

Oh, you're going to go to the British side. The dinosaur ribs? No, no, no, no, on South Lermar, whenever you're about to hit the bridge, you're going to go to the little little, no, no, no, on South Amar, whenever you're about to hit the bridge, there's the little, there's the little traffic signs. Yeah, we paid like 57 grand for them in Austin, and then it was like, this looks like a traffic sign.

Like, what the hell is this? And then yeah, that woman went and put all of the knitting over it, and it was like, that's awesome, love that. And then they were like, nope, we gotta take it down and bring it back to mediocre. Yeah Signed to like Vertical rectangles, but then some of them are installed like it seems intentionally improperly like they're often kilter Yeah, yeah, and it's just like it'll drive you crazy because you're often stuck in traffic there

It yeah, it worked we're talking about it worked. Yeah, I actually not a problem It just did by By that, yeah, by that. It's like most of Austin's public artwork is great. That's the art installation. Yeah. Those blue things with the white border that look like they should have, you know, gas station head or something.

And they said it's the same guy who did the dinosaur rib cage on the highway. The dinosaur rib cage is, yeah, that one's, I didn't know that was already there. I'm all right with it. I'm not, I'm not as angry about it. But that thing in the middle that was just on that picture, the, you know, drunk driving, you know,

don't drink and drive your car somebody's kid, Austin try, that had been up there for like, like, I think it's like now 20 years. Yeah. Like, there was one year, I remember a little while back, we're Austin tried to paint over there because they were like it's illegal Yeah, we need to have these blue artwork pieces

Just weird traffic sign artwork. Yeah, it's a weird. It's obviously intentional It's supposed to me. It's also look like traffic signs or whatever not, you know my wish markers or something You know what I mean they're intentionally trying to confuse you Great you trolled me Gaging the flood level. Oh, you know what I mean? They're intentionally trying to confuse you. Great, you trolled me. You worked great. We're gauging the flood level. Oh, you're fucked. You know, it does bug me though,

because for the food vlog that we did, for right before RTX, we went to all those restaurants. One of the places we went to was to Joe's coffee shop on South La Mar where they have that tourist spot that everybody stops and a photo with. I love you so much. So I love you so much. I love you so much.

What did I say? So much. Oh, South Congress. Yeah, I love you so much graffiti. Yeah. And it's like, you know, that's cute. Yeah, I get it. It's like kind of basic that people go out there

and take photos with and everything. We took a photo for it just like being really funny and basic. And, but people go over there and paint over that. It's like, what kind of an asshole do you have to be like paint over? I love you so much. I mean, it's just like, you gotta be a jackass.

Yeah, that's like all the mural. Or tag people, tags of tagging. It's like the lowest form of art. I don't know what it's gonna take for me to develop an appreciation for tagging. What would you classify the, like the Pac-Man that are on like the train of being? That's awesome. Yeah, that's graffiti, but that's cool. No, that's not tagging.

Tagging is like putting your name on it. The name you can't read. Oh, no. See, that's that picture is in a weird way in criminage, because it looks like that dude did it. No, I think that's there's a different place where they did. I hate you so much and then I love talkers so much. So that's the modified version of them. They're like, yeah, they're doing it. I mean, it's as you can tell, hard to replicate.

Actually, not the most historically famous piece of graffiti in Austin. Is it the, the Dan Johnston made by the Nirvana, dude? Go ahead. It's like a friend of Nirvana or an artist that made art for Nirvana. He's immune to the sun. It's the frog, right? And the frog, what is he saying? Oh, the hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you? Not a frog, first of all. It's a alien. An alien. An alien frog. I didn't remember. Yeah, yeah. You're father-in-law wrestled it.

There's the whole, there's the, I don't know if it's like a former house or a apartment complex off of South La Mar, where they've got all these, it's the shells of these concrete buildings and all the walls or what? It was the, yeah, foundations for a building that never got built, yeah.

Yeah, and every corner of every surface there is now graffiti art. It's a graffiti gallery now. Yeah, and they've left it alone, you can go and tour it. But they are about to get rid of it too. What? We needed that to be a five-story mixed-use complex. We've all talked about it.

It's a great idea. So what we're doing, that's what we're about here. We like in Austin. Progress. Puttin' in. Yeah. Get some tacos. I would have sat there with you.

We had snow cones outside today. Achievement Hunter already put out a video on Twitter, which was really funny. They had Jeremy try to eat one of the entire bull snowcones in a minute. And it's funny because the snow cone matches his hair. So it's like, or it's, you know, two-tone. And he's just chown on this thing.

And I was like, yeah, he's gonna hit the wall faster enough. It's like, it looks like he's about to die. Like my brain is hurting. I know. It was even that war's kind of brain fees where his head hurts, but then his like throat starts to close down. And his digestive system like just clamps up

that you need too much cold stuff they only like snow cone place to me it's they're lazy they're shaved ice they're they can't put the they can't put the cone on the top they can't they can't round it off it's just it just handed you just a big massive walk into a meeting a little bit ago I at first I thought he had just a thing they're also mean to me. Look at me. Why, what did they say to you? Were they at a bubble gum flavor?

I know I'm a sugar-free coconut guy. And no, every time I go to them, they just have a pretty bad attitude. They don't want to be there. And I'm always paranoid. They're not actually giving me the sugar-free. They're giving me the sugar. That's my life. You know, I think you're really dangerous.

I've thought about that. There's people who ordered Diet Coke at a restaurant. And I've ordered Diet Coke and I'm like, this is clearly Coke. But for some people, that would be life threatening. If they got a glass of sugar and they didn't want that. And I'm surprised I've never heard about that before. Or like the waitress that put a hot dog in her butt. What? I'm gonna I've never heard about that before. Or like the waitress that, you know, put a hot dog in her butt.

What? I'm gonna leave it there, because we have to leave the hot dog in her butt. Is that what you're gonna do? Do you want to have that on the show? We can talk about the post show. I do think that's a nice send off point. No, well, there's one more thing I want to talk about.

I want to follow up on something that happened last week. And I was trying to find a point at which we could talk about this today. We actually referenced earlier, we said, hey, can we talk about this? But last week, And I was trying to find a point at which we could talk about this today. We actually referenced earlier, we said, hey, can we talk about this? But last week, and I'm about to talk about something that happened on last week's Thursday podcast. And I just want to say, before I start discussing this,

that I personally, I know everyone that I work with and Rucho Jesus' company, does not condone touching someone without their consent. And we had a discussion last week, funny discussion about friends goofing around together and the story was told and it was told in a way that, the person who told it felt like,

Bethany felt like it was interpreted differently than she intended, but that's on us. We're the professional broadcasters here. We get paid to do this. It's our job to communicate these stories in the correct way so that people understand them. And I just wanted to read really quickly Bethnese response that she made on the Rishriti site, which was then subsequently put on the Rishriti subreddit as well. And yeah, it was addressed in forums,

but I feel like if when we make these missteps, I think it's very important for us to address them also in the same forum and format that we made them. So we can't make a mistake on the podcast on our airwaves and then turn around and try to address it on a forum or in the comment section. I feel like we have the obligation to give it the same amount of air time, essentially. But Bethany wrote, I apologize as to how this conversation came off. We do not condone sexual harassment and take it very seriously, Patrick is a good friend and we were all being silly together.

He would never intentionally make someone feel uncomfortable. Some of our RT friendships are super close ones and we were all very comfortable together. However, I understand the way we refer to this and discussed it. It came off as inappropriate and I personally apologize for that. Listen, we all wanna apologize. I personally apologize for that. Listen, we all want to apologize.

I want to apologize for that. That conversation, I believe, is really upsetting to people, especially when she made the justification that Patrick should be able to do that. It's okay that he does it because he's gay. I believe that she was making, and I thought here sitting in the chair that she was making that particular statement to demonstrate to people who were questioning it. She was making that statement to show that it wasn't sexual. That's just not the right way to do that. We recognize that. Wanna apologize for that. So sorry that happened.

You know, we do tell a lot of stories in the podcast. Like Bethy said in her statement, we do have super close relationships. And some of the stuff we do borders on inappropriate, but still at the same time, it's consenting adults acting in inappropriate ways. And sorry, if we sent a message that made it seem like we can don't touch anyone with other consent, because we absolutely do not.

So sorry to end on that note, but more sorry that we said that. So thanks for joining us on this very special Thursday edition of the podcast, Brandon. It's always a pleasure to see you. Yeah. You know, we fight every time. So I'm gonna say everybody, stay out of the sun. Just stay away to see you. Yeah, you know, we fight every time. Just want to say everybody, um, stay out of the sun. Just stay away from the sun. Yeah, statistics.

If you didn't get anything out of this podcast, you at least got that. Great. Thank you for joining me. You talked about Gen Lock. That was great. No, no, it's fine. No, no, I've enjoyed hanging out. This is fantastic. Just to kick back and catch up and I feel like I should have apologized to Miles and Carrie for everything I've done over the years.

Max, thank you for sharing your cow stories with us. Thank you very much. All right, we have a post show that we're gonna do for first members only after this. And then of course, you can join us for the regular podcast. On Monday, don't forget this episode of the Rishi podcast, was sponsored by Day 5,

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