Rooster Teeth Podcast - We Discover Truck Nuts - #706

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, Kerry Shawcross, and Brian Gaar as they talk about Tuesday being the worst day of the week, Kerry can’t swim, truck nuts, the worst name, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Squarespace (http://Squarespace.com/roosterteeth), Helix Sleep (http://HelixSleep.com/rooster), and 30 Morbid Minutes (Subscribe wherever you get podcasts.) Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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How are you? Hey everybody, welcome to the Root Seas Podcast! Take that Gus! I'm Barbara. I'm Gus. I'm Gus. I'm not Gus, I'm Brian. And I'm Barbara.

And I'm Carrie. Thank you for being with me here, Gus' and not Gus. Thank you so much. On this pre-recorded RT Podcast! being with me here, Gus's and not Gus. Thank you so much. Shemita. On this pre-recorded RT podcast! Woo! What's the holiday? Juneteenth.

Oh! Juneteenth. Why do we make this show on a Monday? I don't know. It seems like a lot of holidays that have been falling on a Monday. Well, or observed holidays. Yeah.

It's like the go-to observed day. I mean, because we all have like crazy fun weekends and do, you know, how crazy was yours this weekend? Oh man, man, I, you know, the PS2 emulators working really great. I'm about to beat the dark cloud boss. So yeah, I'm about to beat the dark cloud boss. So, yeah. Pretty wild.

Are we supposed to do things? You don't have to do a thing? Good, because I know. Yeah. I really wish, and I know that we could eventually get here maybe, although in America, I'm not so sure. Oh, definitely not, then. I want a three-day weekend to be like the actual permanent thing

because you want like a day or two to actually like see friends and socialize and do stuff That you can't do during the week and then a day to just do nothing I just want to sleep and stay in bed and watch TV and be on my phone for a whole day But still be able to socialize you can totally do that just close slack on a Monday Yeah, I do that like at least once a month. Yeah, please don't close slack on a Monday. Yeah, and I do that like at least once a month. That's great. Please don't close slack on a Monday. Yeah, or you can do what I do and know that you have all these chores and things to do,

and then instead just lie in bed, paralyze with all the things you need to do. Oh, that's exactly what I do. And then Monday comes, you're like, fuck, I didn't do anything. The worst is when Sunday night comes. Yeah. Sunday night comes. Yeah. Sunday night's rough. Sunday night, Sunday night's rough, I stand by the idea that Tuesday is the worst day of the week.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's always talking about Wednesday. No, no, no, no. Like Monday for me. There's no hope on it too. Exactly.

So Monday, at least has hope, right? Monday at least has hope. Well, Monday at least has unknowns and maybe excitement. Exactly. By Tuesday, you know whether that's happening or not. Yeah, Monday at least has unknowns and maybe excitement. Exactly. By Tuesday, you know whether that's happening or not. Exactly. The reality of your life is said is. Friday is great, especially if you have like a three day weekend.

Thursday, pre-Friday. That's just, that's it. Thursday is definitely. That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. Yeah, pre-Friday. This podcast is like, I even said Thursday in about two months. I just call it pre-Friday. Yeah.

And Wednesday is like, oh, you're halfway there. Yeah. Tomorrow's pre-Friday. Yeah. Tomorrow's pre-Friday. Yeah, tomorrow's pre-Friday, yeah. So Tuesday. See, for me, it's Monday, because Monday is the start of the week. And it's also when everything that people have been holding on to from the week before comes out, that it's like, I need this, I need to get this done.

Sure. I need answers on this, like, you said. You got all week to do it. I don't know, man. The worst though is a Monday when you come back from vacation, because you could be on vacation for a week. You need a vacation from your vacation. And then Monday, it's just like,

hey, you know all that stuff you didn't do last week. Here it is. Yeah, I always have a vague sense of that same thing when I come back on a Monday from vacation that I might be fired, but like, something they realize like, we don't fucking need this guy. Like, it's been gone for two weeks. Like, we have a misdeed. We have a misdeed to be. We have a lot in common. that like something they realize like we don't fucking need this guy.

Like it's been gone for two weeks. Like we just noticed. We have a must to be. We have a lot in common. Yeah. I'm looking right now. Just like job general security. Yeah.

Have you ever like worked on your birthday? Like when your birthday falls on a... My birthday has been during RTX almost every single year. Oh, okay. So yeah. I literally worked it so close. Oh, okay. So yeah. Mine's literally working so close. Oh, okay. June 25th. I worked, but I always make a rule to like not work too hard. Oh, so I shouldn't finish the story with Eric. I don't know. I feel like, hey, plug yours, plug yours. I feel like the weak system should just be obliterated.

And you should work, you know, four or five days, just whenever. I think you just get the stuff you need to get done done. And then the rest of the time you use how you please. Yeah, if I feel tired on a Friday, what if I don't come in and just come in on Saturday? What if the, what if Saturday isn't the weekend and you just taking a lot of amount of work days rest days It's a good thing that that way I can still get shit delivered on a Saturday and Sunday

Maybe everything is nothing has any meaning truly time Wow time means nothing. There's always that good dodge though You're like if you don't have anything pressing. I'm just working on long-term stuff I'm just brainstorming. Oh, that's a good, that's a good thing. Like when I was at the newspaper, oh, I'm just working on projects. You could just say that.

Okay, that would be great. I never asked what the fucking project is. I was with you in long-term. I think the only reason that system probably wouldn't work out in is because you need, sometimes you need multiple people to get something done, or you need to work on something with someone. And it's like that person decided to take that day off

because they're tired. We've been doing something that stills in cup with people. You can. We've been doing something that we just don't schedule meetings on Friday. Yeah. And do a move on pre-Friday? Pre-Friday, pre-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-prie-priepre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre- Yes. This is all satire. Yeah, yeah, it's not. Yeah, allegedly in Minecraft. I sometimes take off at noon on Friday. We could still edit this out if you need a suitcase.

No, I'm good. You can do anything in Minecraft. So I'm good. I'm fine. Someone else talk though, please. Someone else move on the conversation, please. Yeah, one time. I'll take this bullet. Okay. I'll I'll absorb on the the flag

They can go through me into you. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah One time I think it was a Friday, but it was it was my birthday and I was working and it was an inside It was the previous incarnation of inside gaming I said June 25th is your birthday. Yes, and I had a new boss, or it was a different boss, rather, I've had lots of bosses. And I just decided since it was my birthday, I would start drinking after I finished all that I had to do, like I wrote the script, and we were.

And so I was like, it's Friday, like I'm gonna, you know. And a lot of people Friday is enough motivation on a single each birthday. Yeah, and so I told my boss, for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to communicate this in the Slack, like, hey, it's my birthday, I'm just gonna like check out for the,

you know, like I've already, like I'm gonna go up. This is in writing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's leave a trail. And he made me take a half day because he made me take a half day vacation He was like you shouldn't you shouldn't really do that

And then I felt bad. I was like you kind of like blew my birthday. Well now I feel weird on my birthday I feel like a good a good man. He's like it's fine. It's yeah It's yeah, if you try if you do this every day, we have a problem. Right. And if you told me this every day, if that would be an even bigger problem, but like, since you trusted me enough to say this, it was a problem. It's not fair. I'm so distracted. The light behind you with the RT podcast symbol keeps balancing. And it's like, it's up on the ceiling.

It's catching the corner of my eye and it's distracting me. I think I have, what's that thing where it's like your sensory overload? Vision. I have vision. Oh. I get sensory overload sometimes. Yeah.

Or I can't focus if something is blinking or watching. Does that mean the roof's vibrating? Oh. I think we're all vibrating, we're just atoms, right? Life is vibrating. I mean, I think it's just probably the grid because there's construction going on perpetually inside this building. Oh yeah. Do you ever do VR to kind of get away from it all? I do VR sometimes. I've been

playing Beat Saber. That game is so much fun. Yeah. Especially once you actually get not shit at it. Especially once you add custom tracks to it. Yeah. I just upgraded my headset. Do you go index? No. What when you add custom tracks to it. Yeah. I just upgraded my headset. Do you go index? No. What do you have? I Oculus. So some people with some people might consider it's a downgrade, but I had the original Vive. Yeah. With the wireless attachment. And my net got very strong because that's all very heavy. Yeah. So then I just got an Oculus Quest 2. Yeah, I feel like because it has air link and I could just play games for my PC wirelessly Yeah, that's pretty sweet and it it works really well. I don't have trackers anymore

Yeah, I have the index and it's but it's still you know why it is and Sometimes I like sling the wire of my ceiling fans. I'm not tripping over it But the cat will always chew it and that's an expensive cable. Yeah, that also sounds like a great way to lose the ceiling fan I don't really a ceiling fan user I could do without you not a ceiling fan fan Blow a blow the whole air out. I When I got my house I had to add ceiling fans into multiple rooms. I should have given you mine. Yeah, I would I would I needed it I needed it. You know who really needs it? Uh, I don't I think he's okay with me saying this on a podcast

I don't, I think he's okay with me saying this on a podcast, John Reisinger, his apartment hasn't had air conditioning for the last week and a half, and he won't get it back until mid next week. It's been like 40 different days. That's like dangerous. It's really, yeah, it's actually like a heat advisory in the last two weeks. Oh yeah, yeah.

So that's what I found out. 100 and something. A hundred, it's gone up to like 108, I think. It was like, the people live in this part of the world. Without AC. Yeah, like, I remember asking my dad, like, what did y'all do before Indore AC? And he's like, oh, we have like, attic fans.

Or it was like a fan in the attic of the house. It sounds like awful. We're just all sweaty and disgusting. It just blows hot ass attic air down. Yeah, I mean, I- And family pictures. I soaked a shirt putting the bins out the other day. Yeah.

I was outside for like two minutes. I think he said it's gotten up to you. Like at first it wasn't too bad. Like the house was staying. I think he said like high 70s, which is tolerable. But I think now he said it's like up to 86 inside. That's not, yeah. I keep it at 75 when I'm just home by myself.

And everyone gets so fucking mad at me. Yeah, they're like 73 max. Oh, I'm comfortable with it being like 76 in my house. Y'all are crazy people. Just because it's, I don't need that much. Default 72, mine. Yeah. Night 70.

Oh, wow. Yeah, fuck energy. But I guess it's different for every house, right? Like 70 in a different house isn't the way 70. That's very true. I like going for walks, but it's different for every house, right? Like, it's 70 in a different house isn't the way so. That's very true. I like going for walks, but it's too hot to walk. It is. So I've just been one wheeling, like I just go on my trail

on a one wheel, which is basically standing still while you zoom around. I was gonna say it's not much exercise. It's not any exercise, but you're just like, you're using core muscle. Yeah, it's like the fresh air, but the air's not fresh. And you just basically stand in bake while going, well, bolt up right, zooming around.

So I'm just getting sweaty, but without the benefit of actually exercising, I don't really know what to do. You should find a very long pool and just do laps in a pool, because that's good exercise, and you're in a pool. So you're nice and gentle. They need to be able to swim though.

Yeah. Thanks for talking to my weakness. Yeah, you said you could swim. I can't swim. Can you not swim? No, I just sink and dance. You don't just like, can you just sit on a stair and like, enjoy the water?

Yeah, I mean, that's, the number one wheel in a pot. Yeah, I love bass. You could do like the, you know, like when they have like elderly people doing like aerobics and water. Yeah. You could do that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like people with Alzheimer's and they're doing like this.

Or they're standing on the, I can stand in a pool. Yeah. And just do some of this. OK. But you can't like go under and. Oh god, no. No, I can't do this. Yeah, I can't do this.

Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. I went to a class when I was eight for six weeks. Yeah. And I came out the same. Yeah. Sorry's bad. It's a sad thing. I went to a class when I was eight for six weeks, and I came out the same. Yeah, because you went in a washing machine. Yeah. No, I didn't drink at all. I mean, I think that if I like fell off a boat,

right, like as long as they're quick, I'm fine. I can just like thrash around and keep myself up. I'm not last. I mean, typically if you get too proper long fools of air, you won't think. Maybe I got tiny lungs, I don't know. So is this like a point of like, do people comment about this and you like defensive about this?

Like when everyone tells me I'm a fool for not driving, are people like, how can you not swim? No, I think most people are just like, oh, I guess you don't wanna do water stuff then, but I'm also fat and don't want my shirt off, so I don't do water stuff anyway. And we also live in the middle of Texas. So I don't think it comes to that.

There's not that, yeah. There's like a small range. A lot of pools, you could enjoy. Yeah, look, look, if you need someone. Do you like going swimming now? If you need someone to stay in a pool with a shirt on, I'm your guy. Yeah, okay.

I do, I'm a shirt on. Yeah. Cause we take the kids to the pool like all the time. Like, okay. I do, I'm a shirt on. Yeah. Cause we take the kids to the pool like all the time. Like it's the only, yeah, tolerable outdoor activity. And I got in trouble with the lifeguard. As your nipples are out. No, because I left my four year old like unattended in the community pool because I was on my phone.

And like, but she was like, to do. Yeah, but she was like in shallow water. Like it wasn't that bad. And then all of a sudden, like, I guess she got into some, but I feel like she was kind of playing it up. I'm a question for you. Wait, you got kids. Because you got kids.

Yeah. I imagine you take them to a pool, like you said, every night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is prime pool. Trevor and I were just at a public pool recently and just enjoying ourselves. And there were some kids there, some families. It's OK to pee in the pool, Barbara.

Well, obviously, especially if there's kids there, they're already doing it. So why not just add to it? But the kids were like in one area, so like, Trevor and I purposely went to the other side of the pool. What is it about children that make some feel like they have to be a magnet to wherever adults are enjoying

their quiet, peaceful time? Like we put our water bottles down, and like kind of swam a little bit to the side to enjoy ourselves. Some kids got up and were like jumping in the water and they were standing there like drooling and breathing over our water bottles dripping off into our water bottles and I'm like out of all the places. They're parents instructed them to do that because they were secretly mad at y'all in jealous.

Well when you were it. No they just have no socials. They're not socialized. So like, they will do whatever, whenever. Like, I took the four year old to ballet. And she just all of a sudden, like, they just don't, they don't have, they can just communicate or do whatever they want. So like, she was at ballet and they were doing their little thing.

And then all of a sudden, she just yells, I have to poop. And she just run, she was like, daddy, I have to poop. And so we go and I, like, there's no embarrassment. Yeah, and so I take her and then she comes. It's better than not yelling at us, doing it. She comes back and she was like, I didn't have to poop. I didn't.

They wanted to update. I mean, think about when you were a kid. Did you take any notice in a pool of where the adults were? I can't remember. I feel like it's a point where. I don't even remember thinking about a grown notice in a pool of where the adults were there? I can't remember, but it's a point where... I feel like you don't even remember thinking about a grown-up in the pool. Like imagine an empty pool, and there is like one child that's swimming on the other side. They'll come around to where I'm just sitting peacefully with my drink. Jump in, can and ball style, right next to me splashing. And then like swim right next to me going, oh, what the fuck?

I'm like, what's your favorite color? Yeah. I thought I was like a water winger. They look at you as a play set to crawl on. So be lucky, they weren't just climbing on it. Because they're hoping that they jump in, right? They come out and you go, that was so fucking cool. You're the coolest kid at all.

Yo, well, show me again. You're the coolest kid at home. That's what they want you to do. And it's really what I do if they're floating by me and a little floaty thing. And they're getting too close to me. I just gently push. That's smart. Yeah, to be physical with it.

Because they're just old micro celebrities in their world. Like everybody's happy to see it. So they just assume everybody, and when they don't know, like no one gives a fuck about you. Like, I got to do. Do your kids still do the kid cough? That's the funniest thing in the world to me. Is it this one? Like when they don't know like no one gives a fuck about you like I do your kids still do the kid cough it's the funniest thing in the world to me

is it this one? like when they just like all of us said no we're just but it's like the tongue has a yeah yeah and it's super fun now it's like is that crowned up? yeah I took a test this morning just because yeah it's the funniest thing in the world to me because it's just like it's the most prime example of like no social Like hot whatsoever. I'm just gonna open my mouth and cough. Yeah, yeah, right in your face. Nice You know every time we see the thing left. Did you ever do the thing as a kid where yes like I used to walk Passing old people's home on the way home from school and I was a kid

But sometimes I get like if like if some of my friends had already gone home and my house was like the last one, I'd just be on my own for the last bit. So I'd just run home because it's boring. But I'd always walk past the old people's home because I didn't want to brag that I could still run. I'm so polite. I didn't want to be running in front of you.

I thought they'd be like, I remember when I could run. So polite. Well, you're so pathetic. I didn't want to be running in front of you. I thought that'd be like, I remember when I could run. Instead, they just shared quietly and gave you hard candy. Exactly. So would you run? And then stop and slow down and walk. And then run again. Yeah.

Watch your out of eyes. There's just one person watching by their window. I'm going, I think I think that kids not trying to show off. There's that was one that always waited me. He keeps walking. I was walking. I was walking, but he's out of breath. Yeah, I remember running as like, I was young, like probably like 10 or 11 and I thought

like, I'm going to get in shape. So I was like, I'm going to run around the block. And I think I made it like to the end of the block and a lady came out and she just goes, are you okay? Just like hands on the knees already. No, I grew up in Texas, so I didn't walk anywhere. Is a kid? Nope.

You're a mom-drove, you're a bad-drove, yeah. You got popped in the van and went to a friend's house? This place is just not laid out for pedestrians, and it's too hot to be one. Yep, yeah. It's really, people still have to walk. Because they have to. Yeah.

It's great, I love it, I don't. Yeah, I used to walk, when I went on board my first house, I used to walk from here home. But it would be mainly just down the side of a road that was wider than any road in England. Yeah, it wasn't like the highway, but it was just like, well the side of a road that was wider than any road in England. It wasn't like the highway, but it was just like, I couldn't cross that in one go. But it also didn't have a pedestrian highway.

Well I had like a little, one of those like little sidewalks. Yeah. It's like the width of one person. Yeah. So I always just feel like I was about to get plowed at 80 miles an hour from behind. I remember the first time I went to England and we were driving around and we just came around the road. It's like, oh yeah, it's like a one lane road but people come from both ways.

Just pull over a little bit. Wouldn't you see some comments? It's like a blind corner. Just lay the horn down and go around. You see the wind of someone at the Alamo Drafthouse being like corner as they come around with food. It's, I was just like, we're gonna die.

There are residential streets here, like just houses on both sides, where the road is wider than like a jewel carriageway from the north and south of England. It's their yard, they can. It makes sense, because that was like probably a lot of more laid out pre-cars. So it's, you just didn't need to make them wine.

That's true. I'm just gonna do one buggy. To have people park on both sides of the street and to still have two lanes. Yeah. I remember my friend got stuck behind the horse at his car once. He was really getting patient.

He can't really overtake a horse because it might chuck the person. He was just stuck behind the horse. And he was out loud. I was like, a road is no place for a horse. That's like, why was this built? Where was that? In England.

Oh, okay. Jellin at the old car. Yeah. To be fair, I guess it's just as likely to be in Texas. Yeah. I think. It's probably built by the Romans. One of the most overrated experiences that exists

is riding in a horse carriage. Yeah. Like through Central Park, there's like a, you could go on a horse carriage ride. That's when you have no other ideas. It is the smelliest horse experience, I think I've ever had. It's like an anti air freshener.

You're just like behind a horse that's shitting into a bag. And you're on display for the bag there? Yeah. Yeah, so it doesn't shit on the road. So it's just like poop it into something. They don't just like hang a freshener on the tail or anything like that.

Just like sort of covering the aides. Just so while the tail was going, it was also spreading. Imagine like a bath bomb looking thing, but just the fragrance. Yeah, just hang off the tail. Just have two of them. Just have two of them.

Well, we need is fragrant truck nuts for a horse. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. They're explaining truck nuts to those who might not know. Well, you know how, I guess they usually, they're bulls usually, right?

Like, what, where the nuts come from? People in America have plastic molds of animal testicles that they hang from their trucks because it's funny, freedom! That's fun. Like, yeah, just masculine. Like, I got some balls here. Yeah, I got the S-co- because I film in that quarry quite a lot. Yeah, and a guy that always S-co- says to us,

but he has a little golf cart with some truck bikes on it. That's kind of actually funny. That's a little funny. On a golf cart, that's funny. Yeah, on a truck, it's like redundant. I think they're cowards, but I just have it a full dick golf cart. Yeah, on a truck, it's like redundered. I think they're cowards, for I just having a full dick and balls. Right.

They're gonna throw up the inanimate. Yeah. It is ironic to me though that nut sacks represents like strong and masculine. It's the most fragile part of my body. It's the most fragile thing ever. And it's so sensitive to temperature and everything like that.

And it's like, there we go. This is some real one. Oh, gosh. There you are. Yeah, those are not, I mean, a lot of times they're like fun colors. If those are your nuts, see a doctor. Let's show.

Woo! They're nuts. I, yeah. And like a vagina is always like, oh, you're a pussy, but it's like the vagina gets ripped open by babies. Yeah, like we literally, versus being, like, contained in in like if I'm naked,

the first thing I'm doing is like, how do I cover my balls? Yeah, right? If a girl think it's like, come at me. Yeah, I just I just T pose in front of yeah, it's just go.

Yeah, it's maybe is that what it's what you mean, it's still pretty sensitive. Well, yeah, but it's not. Yeah, you get kicked in and it's still going to hurt. Yeah, it's going to it's going to smart pretty bad. It's a smart. Yeah, not like's not Yeah, it's gonna hurt. Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna smart pretty bad

Smart yeah, not like balls though. I just I don't like the batteries though They're just like exposed because they kind of power. Oh, right. Yeah, well they power It's a seam. I think they supply the seamen. It's where your seamen shoot. Why might tell you? Worker bees inside your balls. Yeah, it's not like an energy from my test. Yeah, there's an electric charge. Yeah, cold is less energy. You got to dip it in a red bull bath to

to shoot up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's got wings. Yeah, so do my balls. Go. Are they really a bull's testicles? I just assumed I don't know. Because I feel like I've seen a bull's testicles.

But I have not. I don't remember what they look like. I saw a bull get castrated once when I was a school. What do you? Have you seen bull's testicles? Like in general? Yeah. I don't believe I have.

I'm massive. Okay. Sounds like you're a bull's testicle expert. It's like in North Texas. Do you grow up in a pharmacist? No, but like ruralish, you know, like I had I had friends who did but yeah they just like cut them off and just like threw them over the fence I heard about that so like you don't they throw them like on top of the barns and that's you or something yeah yeah yeah

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They're like, ah! So they put a sex toy on a horse. And that's what makes it buck. It's more like some S, some light S on the back. That's what I mean. Yeah, it's like a dick cage. Well, how would it, what would it do if you put a butt plug in it would it Buck plug you would probably kick you. Yeah, I feel like you went I feel like never get behind them because that would turn her projectile. Yeah,

Buck plug. Oh my god. Okay, I get it now. Anyways, it's like about testicles. God, okay, I get it now. Anyways, it's like a testicle. Anyways. With that, y'all are gonna get me, I think I'm stupid. Would that happen to me if they took away my testicles? I was gonna ask like, does that work on human male anatomy?

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Week and a half a way at this time that would actually be about 10 days X days. Yeah, X days That's totally what I meant. Yeah, yeah, I love Roman numerals. Yeah You've been RTX right Brian. Yeah. Yeah. I love Roman numerals. Yeah. You've been an RTX right, Brian? Yeah. Before, like ever. Like before, like in person. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, anti-gaming and what was the know, we had some panels and stuff. And we would like meet people, go to a bar and just sort of the community would show up. And I'm doing a few things. I'm doing comedy night, nice time. They already emailed me and we're like, keep it family friendly. It's a family friendly event. Oh, really? You're comedy night?

I was like, yeah. Family friendly? I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna. I just think it's, why would the RTS be different than normal content? I think it's family friendly in the way that it's, I mean, we're not gonna like murder someone on stage, kind of.

It seems like a little bit more fun. Like, free, don't be too, but it's like Friday night and it's like, every time I see RTSC, I could see it's like. Kids are buying tickets, it's like. Yeah, I don't see like eight year olds running around that, you know, which definitely has happened with some common issues. I'm gonna put a five-year-old in the front.

Yeah, they can hear the normal sound. I'm not gonna change for that. They gotta learn. Yeah, they gotta learn. They're gonna hear my three-some joke just as much as the regular adult. Yeah, and it's on their parents to teach them what that means. Right. That's not my...

You brought your kid here. Yeah. You're gonna try to say something to the audience and then try to win them back your entire time? Like the dog show. Like the dog show. I got to show tonight. I'm wondering about that.

And then I, yeah, I mean, maybe, I kind of lightened it because it just made a mad. I learned that I'm not good enough to win them back. So I've got to, because I started off by saying I hate dogs, but then that just makes everybody mad at me. Yeah. And I'm not, yeah, and I'm not good enough to dig out. So started off by saying I hate dogs, but then that just makes everybody mad at me. And I'm not good enough to dig out. So now I just say I like dogs,

but then I talk about all the reasons I hate dogs, and they don't mind that. Yeah, just a little bit of lying, it's fine. It's just like a little, yeah. It's comedic lying. Comedic lying? I guess, yeah, it's all kind of lying pretty much. Yeah, like that's like a lot of performers do that.

Like embellish. Exactly, I mean, for sure, you have to. I wonder if there's a comedian that could start with I killed a dog and still win the audience back. Oh, you'd have to be pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, like. I don't know, man.

I don't know. Dogs are such a no-go zone with people though. They get mad. Like somebody shouted one time when I was telling, she just goes, how dare you? And like with no trace of irony, it's like, she's just mad. And like, part of me likes it,

but the part of me also wants to like have a good show. So I'm not good enough, I'm not like, I'm not fearless enough to where I'm like, I don't care if they laugh or not. Yeah, I care. I talk to people out of a good time. Yeah. Something I never understood is, every time I see a comedy show, especially one that people paid money to go see that particular person,

and there's people who heckle or say things to the, like, when is the comedy star blah, blah, blah, blah? It's like, you paint to be here. And you, what are you, did you not know what to expect? Have you not seen this comedian before? Like, what's going on here? Like, especially those like Netflix specials

or something like that. I got heckled. Yeah, it was special I was taping. Like, I got to start yelling. And it was like, we're filming this. Like, this is not, and this is gonna get cut. Especially if I don't have a funny rejoinder. Like,'t gonna make the air yeah, but I don't know people There's an urge to just make yourself part of it. It's like I got to imagine a lot of alcohol

probably that's Sure, you know making them be like This is my time to shine now more than that those people just some some people just talk like they're watching a show on TV Like this is a show on TV. Like, this is a show on TV, and I'm just gonna continue this conversation. Like, I'm not five feet away from it, at least. That's far worse, because then it's just, I don't know.

You're just hearing it's like, everything that I like about pro wrestling, right? Like, the heckling and the yelling and the gilet and the gilet and the gilet, but like, but it's like, it's part of the show and that. Yeah, exactly. But like, but it's like, it's part of the show in that area. Yeah, exactly. But like everything you just described as like, isn't this the worst at state of comedy is the absolute best part of professional comedy?

Yeah, yeah. That's fun. Yeah, it sucks because comedy's kind of hard because you do kind of need everybody to like focus and people like don't want to do that. Like, I did a South by South by show and people were just on their phones and it was like horrible. Like people were just, you see people was just like a break for them, I guess a South by South last show and people were just on their phones. And it was like horrible.

Like people were just, hmm, it seems to be able to just like a break for them, I guess, I don't, yeah. I think they just like wanted a place to sit down while they were thinking like, oh, let's look at all the better options. I just, I think I just be like, I know this person is trying really hard.

I need to respect that. Yeah. It is fun though, when an audience member gets mad and tries to like attack the comic on Stet like or I just don't understand because then it's like whoo something like it's getting real now like that's kind of cool like that could be fun I feel like you can turn it back on them yeah or just it's just exciting they yeah sure you know there's something yeah I saw the the best retort to getting cat called. I guess it's different than being heckled at a comedy show.

But this woman was getting cat called by some guy and she goes, I'm sorry, I don't have any change and she kept walking. That's funny. That's funny. More perfect. That's great. Very good. Yeah. Does that happen a lot?

Like getting cat called? Yeah. All the time to me. It depends on the situation and what city you're in and what area you're in. Interesting. Yeah, I definitely like in bigger cities and more populated areas, it happens more I would say. But yeah, I'm simply scarier when there are less people around. Sure. Yeah. If it's a busy street, it's like, okay.

I saw a video on, I think it was like a reddered TikTok where it's like, there's like a woman walking and she had somebody in front of her with a camera pointed back for us. It's just like walk around New York, yeah. And it's just like, she got, like people come up to her or a cat call or a heck older, like just constantly, like a 10 minute walk. Yeah, because people just mind their own business.

They're not bother people and make people feel very uncomfortable. It's not a fun situation to be in. And even if you try and do respectfully, which is I mean, you can't catch all respectfully, but even if you try and come up to somebody respectfully when they say no, just walk like also just end, you know, like I don't know. Don't pack all people though. Yeah, just don't be clear. It's just it's a good rule of thumb. Just don't just don't Good rule of thumb is just don't talk to anyone you don't know ever. Yeah. Right.

Unless you're in a situation where it's like a pervert. Oh God, I'm trapped, I'm trapped in quicksand. Like then. Oh man, I help you. Yeah. I help my daughter ran away. Right. WC and she was this.

Yeah, here's the milk carton. Yeah, I don't like breaking that wall. Like just give people their own bubble zone. I, if I'm in public, my goal is to get in, get out. Yeah. Yeah. Don't talk to anybody.

I'm selling, I'm realizing how anti-social this sounds, but I also just want to respect people's bubbles here. Got to respect people's space. Yeah. Respect each other. Let me once again. Just like at RTX, respect each other, respect people's space.

But I'll see, you can still buy tickets. You can, yeah. Come up in X days. X days. Look at that. RTXEVAD.com, you could scan this QR code that's on screen now. Is there the convention centers again?

No, it's your house. Well, I got to clean them. And get a bigger house. Why are you doing always open, right? I am doing always open. Who's on it? Right now, it stands as myself, Elise Williams, Kayla Milton, and Blizzbear.

Ooh. And we might have a special message from Mariel Salsado, who unfortunately will be out of town knowing the always open panel, which means she can't make it for that, but. Blizz Bear? Blizz Bear, yeah. This is such a weird place to work. You'll have two normal names and then...

Well, he's a streamer friend. Give me Catboy is gonna be there, too. A streamer friend of ours, he goes by Blizz Bear. Yeah. That's whatever you want to do. That's what I, at. That's what I know. So it is interesting working here and like working with someone for a while. You've been working with the for months. Been a lot of videos and then it's like, can I ask you a personal question?

What's your name? What's your name? That's a thing. Like a lot of people we've been working with. We call them by their like, pseudonym or like screen name. They're DBAs. Yeah, whatever they prefer. But it's also, I think a really smart move because it's also a privacy thing where you don't give your real name out publicly. I have comic friends who do that. Yeah, I think it's really smart.

And I don't only know them by their company. If you could go back in time and do a stage name, what would you pick? Well, that's a good question. I feel like I'd be so uncreative about it. I would just pick a different like regular human name. Like it wouldn't be like... Borebra. Yeah, to no one would be able to know.

Take one of the A's out. Yeah. I feel like it would have been something really cheesy like Phoenix, Flank, or something like... I don't know because I would have made it when I was like 14. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was your aim profile back then? Just Barbie doll six forty nine. There you have Barbie doll. They probably are Barbie doll. They're all so Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be on the Yeah, I'll be on the other panel exactly. I would like a fresh

What is it been Gavin? Carrie Schulkross. Whoa I would have just picked someone else's name My name is Kristen Stewart. Nice to meet you. Kristen Stewart too. I mean, that's probably not her name. Anyways.

Honor score, 89. Have you ever looked up, who's, has seen say name? Dido. Dido's real name? No. It's in, it's in Sanny. It's a name. It's in, what is it?

What is it, what is it? What is it, what is it? D Ditos full name, Florian, Cloud, De Bonaville, O'Malley, Armstrong. That's a hell of a name. That can't be true. That's real. That's insane. You know Olivia Wilde? Yeah.

You know what her real name is? Olivia Plane, I don't know. Olivia Cochburn. I've heard that. Yeah. I don't know why she changed. I know, right? Yeah.

Cochburn. Wow. So remember. Olivia Plane, I don't know. Olivia, Cochburn. I've heard that. Yeah, I don't know why she changed. I know, right? Cochburn. Wow, so memorable. I don't know. Yeah, I, I, I, I cannot wait to change Dunkelman.

Yeah. Are you just going to, what, what, people always flip like the L and E, right? Yeah. You should do that. I just changed my name to have the L and E. Yeah, that's what I like. It's just the dark.

The dark. Yeah. I'll just change like to just dunkle. The dunkle. The dark. I'll just change it to dunk. Yeah. No one can mist all that. Possibly. I'll be dunk. Be dunk.

That's pretty good. Yeah, I get us to spell my last name a lot because they expect it to be spelled different. Yeah, and what do you say? Just like just how it sounds. Free. Free. Do you think it's like there's an eye in there?

Yeah, they always think it's like no one's name would actually just be the word free. Like P-H-R- RE. I have to spell my last name a lot which I understand but also don't Because it's just like two words just shock Ross. It's also how it sounds. Yeah, that's my thing It's just like it's just how it sounds but you're like whoa, where's that from and I'm like Gling like it's not that crazy I have a friend with the last name Thrasher. Hell yeah. No way to go.

That's gotta be the coolest. It's 100% real. What Thrasher? Damn. I get people have to ask me this. But people have to spell it. But even when I spell it, they'll do it wrong. I'll say GAAR.

GAAR got it. Yeah, no one to fuck her. Well, no, a lot of people have a double A. Yeah, that's pretty rich. Yeah, it's like a something like you an odd box and That's about it batteries. You guys are saying dark. I remember looking in the phone book as a kid And it was the first our our family is the first G and I thought that was so fucking cool like we made it We're gonna get so many calls for people want to talk to us.

We're the oddbuck of G. Are there still around? Hardbarks? White page. You know actually at this point I think it's a valid question of our art bar. What's the actual question? White pages. White pages? Yeah. I know there's like white pages online. That's a different, that's just called stocking people.

That's just called what's it called? Yeah, yellow pages were business. Gay to break. Yeah. That's just for residential. Yeah, yellow pages, yeah, businesses. Yeah. Yeah, see, these had just sent, did you guys have this?

Yeah, yeah. Was it, was it, was it, was it the, was it the, the, the, the said just, did you guys have those? Yeah, yeah. Was it, was it, was it, was it the other pages that, the silver pages? Okay, yeah. Yeah, the white pages were, for family names. Mm-hmm.

Oh. Because that's something we want. Right. Yeah. Public record. Yeah. It's always such a weird thing. I feel like no one's,

nothing should be public like that. I don't, you should never need to know any information about anybody. Never. Yeah. Just never. It is weird when you think about like license plates and thing, you know, and like you can just sort of look up whatever. Yeah. If you want. It's just weird. Yeah. Yeah. I had that. I don't nobody asked me why, but I started playing Valorant. I guess because I hate myself, I don't know. But when I made my riot account, I just try and get my full name on like every like site I get because it's just like like Christian name. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah My say in his name, but

So I got in that like a long time ago and I made my count and I started playing recently and I was like I got like eight games in I was like't know what these people know my fucking name. Yeah. So it's gonna get mad at me and like come after me because of a Valorant game. So I had to change that, pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah, I get that a lot playing Halo way.

Yeah. A lot of people know your name. Yeah. Oh yeah, because they know it's me. Yeah. Now that I feel the pressure, I don't like it. I use my name too. Yeah, I just use my last name. Yeah. when people misspell it in the chat when they talk

Yeah, it's like it's right there. It's two ways. It's like yeah, they spell the slur right but not your last name Yeah, you could change your name to anything in the world. What would you change it to? Would you keep Brian? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like everybody in the 70s name their kid Brian. So there's like, there's a lot of, but yeah, it's after somebody. He think, uh, no, I think it was just like a pop. You know how names just going waves like I had four. Yeah, like Richard Hermione. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like every, yeah. Wonder what the most popular baby names are right now for. I mean, for a while, wasn't it like Daenerys probably like Florian Cloud Grady yeah popular How do people end up with all those names though like do you cuz I thought you just got three I mean some people pay extra can you add

Yeah, some people just go eight shit with middle name I and this like what do you put in the field if you fill out a form? Do you just keep putting it all in middle? I just feel like it's it's a bunch of people. Just call me for. Yeah, because I mean I feel like a lot of people's middle names are like their grandfather's name or something like that. And they just put it in the shower. Yeah, exactly.

It's just free advertising. I have it. Oh, you have it. I have the top 10 baby names for both boys and girls. It's just 22 22 22. I just want to ask right away is COVID on the list. No, okay. Not.

It might be on like at the bottom of the. Imagine though. Right. Do you think you guys could guess any of the top 10 for either? Billy, I think Brian's probably still up there. Braden. No, Colton. These are, I think Brian's probably still up there braiden Colton these are I think you're you're close. I think these are like 2016 2019. That's pretty up today for me. So thank you

What was that girl names? Old it's all lady names those are some of them. Yeah, yeah, maybe in pearl and Esther and Agnes launch I'll just tell you the top three for each. Dorothy. Top three for boy names Liam, Noah, Oliver. Okay. And then we also out Elijah, Elijah, James William Benjamin Lucas, Henry Theodore. So a lot of all of these are pretty normal. And then for girl names, Olivia, Emma, Charlotte,

Amelia, Eva, Sophia, Isabella, Maya, Evelyn, Harper. White women love Eva. Yeah, I know so many, Eva's. I also noticed. Harper's, isn't that like a Beckham kid? I have no idea. It's either. You see their adricants. Many names, Kareq. It's either a Wild-Tiger.

I see that. I'm getting it. All of her and Olivia are both high up there. They are. Olivia's number one, Oliver's number three. Any... Oh, third round. I was just, I was just, I was interesting.

The olives. The olives, yeah. I mean, yeah. I feel like Harper's a cool name. Yeah. I don't know if I've heard that a lot though. The fact that it's like number 10 and top 10 of 2022. Well, I mean, how many babies are you around right now?

Zero. Unless I'm in the pool. Yeah, yeah. That it's a lot. Harper, don't go splashy. I just grew up with like a weird name. So like I envy people who had a normal name. Carrie?

Oh, like boy name Sue kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. So the KE, ifry? Oh, like boy name Sue kind of thing. Like yeah. Yeah. So the KE, if it was CA like then, we're thinking 20, 20, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was interesting growing up. Yeah.

Same. Yeah. Well, you have a normal name. Not for people born in the late 80s early 90s. Okay, fair, yeah. Barbara? Yeah. Yeah.

I know. I know one other Barbara who's around my age. Yeah, and that's Mrs. The Dewar No, you said it wrong My small wife my wife. Thank you. You're welcome. My way I still haven't seen that movie her and I have a Reminisced about growing up with a name. Yeah, not lot of people had. I had sitting on the porch. Yeah.

I had my dad's best friend. His daughter had the worst, still the worst name. And he was like a priest, like an episcopal priest. And like a little bit out there, you know, was like a video game. He, no, he named her Dorcus. Oh, that can't be true. D-O-R-C-A-S.

Oh, he didn't know something to see. Dorcas? No. No. And she changed it. Good. Obviously, she went by Beth after all. Whoa, that's very, okay.

She was kind of a Dorcas. That's a great nickname. It's like, you know those kids that are older than you and like, they should get some respect, like, but you're like, you aren't cool. Like I can tell. I know I'm three years younger, but I'm still gonna fucking pants you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it should be more encrypted. I think you should have the stage name, but your real name should just be like an auto-generated password that like nobody can get. With like question marks in there. Yeah, like a percent in there. Your real name? Yeah, like the legal name is just completely unreadable.

Isn't that Elon Musk's kid's name? has like a question mark in it or something? It looks like a on flux or something. Yeah, it's like the a and the e are together. It's like whatever that means. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how to pronounce it. It's like something that came up like when they were on trums. I feel like it's all just like attention. See. Huh. Let me see. Why do why don't the kid name itself? There should be like a placeholder today. We'd have a lot of just, yeah, names.

It would just all be that. This is literally the kid, I can't even say it. No, you can't say that, no. Yeah. Gavin, what age would you allow the kid to name themselves? Um, let's say it's like when you create a character in, like, Fallout, you make the character you pick

all the stats, but right before you get out into the main map, you get a chance to do it again. You're like an all you sure. So I'd say once it, five, and then again, at like 14. Hey, Brian, you're kids about four. So you trust her in about a year to name herself? She would be like, she has a rabbit, a big stuffed rabbit, and she named it Timebreaker.

Whoa! So I trust her. This is a great idea. It was from some show she was watching, but that rabbit is named time, it's like a big ass rabbit named Timebreaker. Yeah, I think at five you can name yourself. What was your favorite show at five?

Or like, we're like, piece of media. Maybe the X-Men caught you? Oh, that's a good one. Like Dark Wing Duck. I mean, the kids are very original. You just name yourself X-Men. The X-Man. X-Men.

X-Men for you. I was listening to an interview on the radio and the guy who was named. He was some expert in something. And now we're joined by Clark Kent Johnson or something. And he's a professor at the University of North Carolina. And so he gives a, you know, and now we're joined by Clark Kent Johnson or something. He's a professor at the University of North Carolina. And so he gives a, you know, they're talking about whatever.

And then at the end, the interviewer is like asking what we all want to know. Like, what the fuck are you Superman? Oh, wait, sorry. Oh, fuck it's up with your name, Clark. And he was like, yeah, I was the 12th, I was the youngest of 12 kids. And my parents just let my older brother name. Whoa! That was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very I was the youngest of 12 kids and my parents just let my older brother name Of 12 kids yeah, it was like that all I give a fuck where your Some religious number of kids

I Don't call anybody out, but you'll know who you are. I knew yeah We're not saying it's bad. I just knew exactly what you meant. You know what I mean. I knew exactly what you meant. And I have a comic friend and his name is Lando Calrissian, something, something and his mom just really fucking likes.

Dude, Lando's a cool name. Yeah, that's a thing. It's like, just go Lando. Yeah. Just go Lando. I think you add the Calrissian name. And it's a great opener's a great opener. Yeah, yeah, I I think the like hardcore. It's very clearly a reference. I wouldn't yeah far

I know you have kids It might be too personal, but if you guys do plan on having kids have you thought of names that you would name them shaga Shagger Well, did I did end in an A or an E or? Shagga. I think just straight up E or UH. OK. Shagga.

Shagga. Better or worse than Dorcas. Probably worse. Bad or worse? Is Shagga a bad or like, is it like- It means you have sex, right? Right, right. No, but is it like a carpet? Is it like considered like or like, is it like- It means to have sex, right? Right, right, no, but is it like a carpet?

Is it like considered like a swear word or is it? I mean, you wouldn't say it on a kid's show, but it's not like- Okay. It's not a bad- It's not a scream. It's not as bad as fuck. No, there's not that.

Well, it's also like, again, could be used as a carpet, so you could say like a shag rug or something like that. Yeah, yeah, it was better than a war. It's a great, you would be like a fuck rug. Like you would have to say that. I mean, was better than you. It's a great, you would be like a fuck rug. Like you had to speak that out. I mean, of all the rugs. Or would you? Two.

Carpet burn. Yes, yeah. Ouch. Because I never carried two game of thrones. It's called Shaga. I think you know what it? They're called. SHAGA.

Something that there's some character. I feel like I remember, Dinklage talking to Shaga. One of the North people or what is the leader of the Stone Crows and a fearsome independent warrior. One of the motherfuckers with a lot of animals. Can we get a picture of Shaga? Let me see if I can find a Shaga pit hang on. Also Stone Crows is pretty cool.

Yeah. Remember when everything was named Crow for a brief, the black crow, Cheryl Crow, counting crows? The birds. Three things. What's a group of crows called again? Is it a murder? Murder of crows.

Yeah. Murder. They've coasted a lot on that, I feel like. That's made them seem very cool. Very cool. Are the crows the same as Raven Ravens or is that just slightly different? Is it a murder of Ravens? I thought of something else.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. There's a difference. I think there's like technically a difference. Like, but I think it's more like regional than anything else. Okay. Like if you're from New England or something. I think there might be.

I don't know. I don't know. It's like one of them's like slightly bigger, I think usually. Raven? Yeah. Raven, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. It's for Ruby.

Oh, there's I know anything. I could be misremembering this, but I think way, way back in the day when you guys were working on Ruby and coming up with names of things and you were trying to come up with the name of the giant Raven Grim, I think I helped pitch never more.

I wouldn't surprise me at all. Because I think of that episode of The Simpsons. Yeah. It was. Yeah, you're very proud of never more in Bay Wolf. Bay Wolf is good too. A group of wagons is a conspiracy of... Conspiracy of Ravens.

So that's cool. A murder of Croes and a conspiracy of Ravens. Who did that? Who did that? That was a Friday afternoon call. Yeah. When the office of Naive, everybody cleared out. I think that was the magnum opus.

You know, I think that that, like, everyone else was like, how about it's like a group of pigeons? Murder or cross? Some whales. And then there's like, that one guy is like, what about a murder of crows? And they're like, that's all right. All right, man, I can spear see you for real. Yeah, and then he pulled his cape over him in the van.

Oh, man. He's a vampire. Trevor did something somewhat creepy to me if this past week. Barbara Blink, have you seen anything? Where, so we have like a backyard area that's like fenced in, and we were both sitting out back there. And we have the habit of like when you go in

through the back door, you lock it. Just because like, we always lock our doors. Yep, sure. You know, be vigilant. And so he went in before me and I heard the door lock and I was like, oh, he locked the door. I'll just call him to lock it. And I call him and it's ringing and he picks up and he's like, hey, what's up? And I was like, you lock the door lock and I was like, oh, he locked the door, I'll just call him, tell him I'm locked it. And I call him and it's ringing and he picks up

and he's like, hey, what's up? And I was like, you locked the door, you locked me out of the house and he just comes to the window at the back door and he's looking at me like this and he's on his phone and he goes, yo, my poison, yo. Oh. That's a great point.

You're like, my poison, yo. And he's just staring at me through the window as I'm just like, help me, let me back in the house. Oh, you're inside the house? No, I'm in the backyard wanting to get in. Oh, okay. So you should go, you're my prisoner.

You're my prisoner, yeah, you're in that house. And you put Shabbat and like green gas. How long would you have to have done that before you genuinely go worried? Like if he was still doing it like two minutes late, would you be like Trevor? If he just stood there silent, that's more like a cop. Probably never. It probably had to be like a week before I'm like,

okay this is weird now. He's just like throwing you bread and closing and locking the door. He's so weak. Hey, in this heat, 10 minutes and I'm picking in the door. No way. He can't hear me right now.

My roommate does that to me all the time. Like if I go outside, he'll just lock the door and just stand. Yeah. Just ominously. I kidding me right now. My roommate does that to me all the time. Like if I go outside, he'll just lock the door and just stand. Yeah. Just ominously. I have the power now. He does it to my cat too. I have like a ring camera that points in my living room. And one time, it was like midnight or something.

And the thing went off and I was like, Oh, the fuck is this? I look and I just look and it's him in the middle of the living room and my cat just staring at each other. And I watched them lie for about a minute. And that's just what they were doing. And that's just what he was doing. He was just staring down my cat for a minute,

a minute, a minute. What creepy things do you do to make? Yeah, I did that thing where, um, did I show you this, where I, this is my old house, where she was asleep, and I just thought I'd be weird on camera.

So I laid down on the floor and I just, like laid out like this on the floor. On his back, but I put my legs up and I just walked around dragging my body as if it was like my shins down had kidnapped me and I was just being like, drug her on the house just to let you look weird. And I showed her the video,

she was like, that's really weird. And I was like, yeah, she was like, just down for you, just like's really weird. And I was like, yeah, she like her discoverer. You're just like looking at what I think. She was like, yeah, but it looks like, looks really creepy. Like that's horrendous. I was like, I'm just impressed with your leg strength. Yeah, I was going to do that.

I couldn't block it. I had to take my socks off to get the grip. Were you on a hardwood floor? Yeah, I really had that. But it did look just like my shins walking around dragging the rest of my body. Yes, especially with the arms like out behind you. So the drug around. Yeah, I think the best part of having those cameras

is doing weird things and then having someone else who has access to those cameras to see the weird things you do. Like one time I was at a convention and I guess Trevor had just gotten like one of those greens and tie suits for some production. And I get an alert that gotten like one of those green Zentai suits for some production. And I get an alert that there's motion on my camera and I look and he's fully in that green Zentai suit doing this.

Okay, and then he walks in the house. He literally went out, did that for the camera, and then walked back inside. I get when people do a little bit just for that. Just for that. Yeah, and then walk back inside. I get when people do a little bit just for that. Just for that. Yeah, I think that's sweet. I had a, I had like a two-month period where my doorbell camera didn't work.

It works now, but there's like two times some of the camera that I'm doing. Yeah, Valorant Louie users. Yeah, if you catch me from Valorant, stay the fuck away. But so I had two times where I, like somebody like came, they texted me that they're here because the doorbell didn't work

I opened the door and they were doing something goofy to the camera and I was just like it doesn't work It's not yeah, you're just you're just being an asshole right? You're just looking like a performer. Yeah, I always talk to people on their doorbell cameras whenever I go over to people's houses Yeah, I always leave a message for them. I've never answered on the on the shitter. Oh, yeah, yeah definitely Yeah, which which year go to phrase for, I'm here, but I'm not coming to the door. Mine is. You could just leave it.

You just flush. I like the, you have automated ones on some doorbells. Oh sure, yeah. It's like an automated voice like, you could just leave it there, thanks. Yeah. I'm taking a shit. I'm not available right now.

Yeah, well that's the thing. I never, if I don't want to tell people I'm not there, right? Because in my mind, they're just going to kick in the door. Right? So I was like, I think I've told somebody once I got in the bathroom. And I wasn't home, but I just didn't want them to know that I wasn't home. I usually say you could just leave it there.

Yeah. Thank you. Well, it's usually like, like, somebody came by to solicit. And I'm just like, oh, no, I'm shit and get out of here. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. There's one time where Eric was dropping something off at my place. And this was during the winter months.

And I had set my doorbell to be a Christmas themed. So like when you bring it, it goes like, then, then, then, then, then, then. That sounds like it'd be Eric's favorite thing. It was, I saved the clip because I've never, he the doorbell left the thing he was dropping off for me And then I guess after hearing he just started giggling and walking away So when you think you're gonna just hear a ding dong and it plays a yeah a text tone Weird like it's so bizarre. I don't have the audio from have the audio from it? I think I do. I don't have like a ring camera or anything,

so I'm not, I didn't know you could do that stuff. I don't hear this is like all black mirrors, just to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, you can talk and not be there? Yeah. That's crazy. I feel like that's the future though of like,

I just yell at him to go away through the closed door. It is so surprising how many people stop by your door that you just don't know. I feel like in person soliciting has really come back over the last few years. I definitely noticed it like home repairs. And I just think that shouldn't be a front door. Go on. Go on. Go on.

Okay. What? Why? So strangers can't get in. They're knocking on someone's door. What's the point? Because if somebody rings my front door, I'm like, okay, what is this? If somebody knocks on my back door, I'm calling someone. Is that ever happened? No. No. That's what I'm saying.

That's saying. Yeah. Oh oh I see. Yeah like if they came with my back door. Oh. I'm not a seasonal ring person. Or ring person. No, I've heard this. I'm not usually, I just wanted to try it out and I forgot I had said it that way until... Is it still set that way? No, I don't think so. I wonder if there's even like summer, like, sounds you can hear. I want one that's just the ding without the dong,

just to mess it up. it just doesn't resolve. It drives you crazy. I hate that. That reminds me of the, y'all know like the we shopping music like from back in the day. Yeah, so we made a version where after every note, the space between the notes gets a little bit longer.

And it is like the most infuriating. I got to know I want to listen. I feel like it could genuinely be used in like our generations torture. Like it's like the same it's like the what it's torture just to be clear I'm joking. It's like the same thing's getting like yeah just a water drip on your nose and really like 30 seconds. It's that for us. Feel it drum. Yeah. I could only change the the chime durationrom. Yeah. Hmm. I could only change the chime duration. It doesn't seem like I could change the sound. Surely there's a ring hacking subgroup somewhere.

Oh, I'm sure it's curious. Jail broken ring. Yeah, Jail broken. Yeah, Jail broken ring. Yeah, because that's what I want to do is turn down for what? Right. All right. We have like neighborhood kids knock on the door now.

Like people who are just sort of friends on the block. Did they like to play? They weren't drinking for years. Yeah, that's far worse. Cause again, like they don't know, they don't know how to gracefully end the conversation. So they're like, oh I'm sorry, she's not home right now.

Right, right. I turned eight yesterday. And they just wanna keep that conversation bog. And then finally sometimes you just kinda, you sometimes just kind of close it on them. Yeah, I got in trouble. That's why I couldn't be out yesterday. Oh, okay. Yeah, and I'm not trying to keep the ball going at all. Meanwhile, the 70 degree air is rushing out your house. Yeah, the 104 air that you paid for.

You paid for this. I paid to make the air like this. Yeah, you should just tell them you're gonna get ice cream for them and close the door and like walk out the back. They would never forget that. They would remember that a year like they would be knocking every day. Yeah, they come find you in valorant. If you promise, you said, yeah. I'm gonna fucking find you. Yeah. Valorant. I'm sorry. It's just it's become it's it's in my brain. Is it like is that the is that like Overwatch kind of the team? It's a little bit it's like Overwatch and like CS go. Okay.

Counter-Strike. Okay. It's like you play it the the bomb and get called mean things. So it's it's got the toxic. Oh, yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. I had I had played like an on the very long time with an open mic. Last time I played an on the shooter was with you with Halo Infinite, but we were just us talking.

I had this thought I was like, wow, it had been a long time since someone called me gay. Yeah. It had been a long time, but here we go. I guess eight times in one night is what we're going to do now.

To me when it happens, it's like getting asked for my ID. Like I'm just flattered that you think I'm your age. It's always funny. I thought this video. I thought this video was so funny. It was this person being like, it's crazy that kids or like young people will think

that telling someone that they're older that they look old as an insult. It's like I've yeah I've lived longer than you and I've experienced more life than you so I'm better at it than you so yeah so so fucking yeah yeah it's like oh no I've lived a long time and I've been lucky enough to be able to have been around this long what did you say? I wouldn't trade it I wouldn't trade it to be young now. No fucking one. Not now. I just don't understand whatever. I mean, like, like now, hearing a young person, like, obviously it was never good, but

like, it was different. I feel like back when internet gaming like started, but like, gay is not insult. Like, stop doing that. It's like 2022. Yeah, I was like, why are you calling me that? I don't care. It's because they have no better insult that they could come up with. So they just go to like the easiest dumbest one. Yeah. I don't know. It's a. I feel like I'm at a point in my life where I've lived long enough where if I died, I wouldn't feel cheated. Yeah.

When someone dies and I was like, oh, so yeah, it's like, oh, I did a ton of stuff. I got that thought. Like, I don't want to, but I wouldn't feel like as robbed. Oh, yeah, yeah. I would love to go again for the same amount of time. Yeah, but yeah, I don't feel like young enough to the point where I was like, so much lost potential.

Before it was like, Well, I mean, you feel accomplished then, that's good. Yeah. Which is why I've like experienced a lot. You got to do something really cool recently, which was me, someone you grew up watching. Yeah, I had a Dom Jolly to stay at my house who made trigger happy TV, which was wildly successful

in the UK when it was on in like 2000. They played that on MTV. Yeah, it was like a prank show, right? But like clever. Members of the public is the guy with the big phone and like he was dressed as a snail crawling. Hello. Yeah.

That must have been so weird. It was so surreal. Yeah, like I got to know him through his Twitch channel and then he was like, yeah, I'm going to be an Austin. I was like, come and stay for you. an Austin I was like come and stay if you want he was like, oh, all right So you just turn him up. Yeah, it was brilliant. It was just like It's just surreal like I just wake up every day. I'd be like, oh, I wonder what yeah We're like worried about like oh, we should make sure the house is clean Yeah, I would be stressed ready for him and like you should feed him

No, no, we just like we want to show him around So we out a lot and yeah, yeah, just very he takes out Yeah, you really need to have a Where are you going up? Honestly, no, we're out. That's the worst part There's your doing something Yeah, it was just very weird. It was a good weird though.

It was a very nervous weird. Like, he wouldn't want it all the time. Right. But did he know how much he meant to you? Yeah, yeah, because when I spoke to him on his Twitch channel, that was me being like, yeah, look, I've got these high eight tapes from my camcorder where I was trying to make trigger happy when I was 13.

And it's crazy. Yeah, and I got to show him the tape. It's really weird. That's so surreal. That's cool. That had to feel really weird, I bet, for him. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but that was a super fantastic. I think he gets to that a lot. He's like the people of my age now, like so heavily influenced by that era that I think he does hear that quite a lot. He's not making content now, right? Yeah, well, he's like a travel right in me, you know? That's so cool. Did you save the ring footage of you standing over him while you were sleeping?

I was thinking, you're my friends around now. You're dragging yourself like you're a wreck? You're seeing a fucking weirdo. It's just saying, you're my prisoner now. You're my prisoner. No're so funny. You're so funny. You're so funny. You're so funny. You're so funny. You're so funny. You're so funny. You're so funny.

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Did you guys have to meticulously clean up, make sure everything was perfect, or are you that kind of people who just don't really care if you have people over? I'm sure it's not dirty, but I mean, there's gonna be stuff out, like for example, I have a bunch of tools all over the floor because I'm modding my Pimble machine right now,

so it's like, I'm not gonna, it's a fun, it's a working house, you know, it's not like a, a showpiece. It's a working house. Which, I forgot to ask you, which Pimble machine did you get? I got to send the Willy Wonka Jersey Jack. Mr. Beast. That's awesome.

That was making Willy Wonka. Oh, did he do a thing? Yeah, he did a thing. He didn't really want it. I haven't seen it. I saw that somehow. He really recreated the blue walk. Did he also like murdered children? And in the, like, the team came in and slowed

into a blueberry just like in really wanted. Well anyway, is your pinball machine cool? Tell me about the ball machine. I'm not about that. I just want to know about the pinball machine. Like, that's awesome. What do you do? It's like a slow ball.

I made a video, I filmed it in slow mode to film all that how it works and I just still play it. It's like a hobby of mine now. That's cool. I was like giving a hobby in the pandemic. It was really nice. But yeah, you can modem. You can put on third party stuff or redo the lights

and shit. Like part of the hobby of Pimble is maintaining, cause it's all like solenoids and shit the moves and breaks. If I said, hey, come over and check my Pimbo machine, and it was just like a TV laid down with a virtual Pimbo. Yeah, would you just call it that? No, okay, all right.

Would it be like touch screen, so you could like do the flip-ups and stuff? That's too much, I'll just pull a bun on the side. No. But I'm like, you like my entire life, like from like everything I remember my childhood to now My living space is always clean but cluttered like there's not sticky, you know, there's not dirt But I have shit everywhere all the time. It's it's it's not sticky when people come over

That's important in between I think the most important thing is is I don't want to ever have to give someone a dirty cup You know like you got like someone's time to get water or someone else's house and they're just like, gawds and grime in the cup. And it's like, look, that means everything's done. If it's that bad. It's in the cup of the cup. For a guest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get embarrassed because my dishwasher doesn't, like the glasses that come out of my dishwasher have that fog sometimes. But it's clean. It just has that residue, but I always make sure not to give people those things. The number of times I've taken a glass out of my dishwasher

and just gone, you're really good. Round two. Right back in. Yeah, I have these mugs that are sort of domed underneath, but when they're upside down in the dishwasher, you just get pools of dishwasher water at the end. And it's just so gross. It's like, how close are they to this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I feel like at that point, you know it's clean, but there's something about the fact that it's just so gross. It's like, how could it eat this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I feel like at that point, it's like you know it's clean, but there's something about the fact that it's just been sitting there. Yeah. Any unexpected water is a problem in my opinion. Well, cleaning products are weird too,

because it's like, hey, this is for your dishwasher, so pour this in, but if you accidentally ingest it, like you need to go to the hospital immediately. Yeah, and also we're gonna make it look delicious. Yes. It's gonna be the best lime green you've ever.

Have you seen this hack that supposedly works? We tried it once and it didn't, but after your dishwasher is done, you hang a towel over the side of it and kind of close a little. It's supposed to absorb the like extra water residue. Oh, quicker. Quicker.

Yeah, I do that. I I don't have I have no idea I leave it overnight no matter what so kind of yeah I don't like emptying a hot dishwasher yeah it's like that kind of feel right yeah it's like grippy in a way yeah I hate it it's's awful. Bad hand touch. It's weird when that steam comes over your face too. I love it. It's like you're a nerd in a movie who saw something sex. Yeah, I'm pushing for these bad boys.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did anybody ever during the pandemic, I guess it's still going on, of course? Where glasses in a mask at the same time? Sex. I have reading glasses that I wear now, and I've been wearing my mask since awesome,

is at a level in which it's good to wear a mask when you're around other people. And I couldn't breathe. You can just ask me, it sucks. Yeah. What do you do? Like what do people do? You just leave quicker,

so you can get back in your car and take it. I've just walked around for the last two years, unable to see. I'm constantly fogging. Is there a way to like tighten this part of the mask? Oh, because the mask blows. Yeah, when you breathe it, fogs up the glasses. And then when you breathe in it, unfogs them.

And when you breathe out it, fogs them. And then when you, yeah. It's like being in a car in a rain storm. Yeah, it's got a time everything. You gotta like go back and forth between like the defrost and nod. I don't like it. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll try to breathe. Out. There's no car over to my right. All right, fuck it. So, yeah, here's trying to focus on something and just being like, oh, no, I can see it. Yeah, I literally have to do that. Yeah, I've had to do that.

Here, I talked about VR earlier. This, every time I say something, I'm asking questions by no one sounds stupid. I'm near-sighted. Okay, so I can see my phone right here, no problem. Without glasses. Without glasses. I can't even tell that Eric's a person right now.

And that's specifically about my glasses, I love you. When I do VR, it's here. Yeah. I still need my glasses. Well, it's because you're not looking here, though. It's projecting an image as if the image is over there. But it's still right up there on his eyes, though. But the things that I'm looking at is right here.

Right, but it's like, if you get a mirror and look at something that's like on the horizon in the mirror, you're not focusing here, you're focusing like really far. Like those magic pictures or something, you're like looking at me. This is blowing my mind. Oh shit, okay. Can VR, can you use glasses while playing VR?

Yeah, so it fits around your... So, I just got the quest and that actually has like a little spacer. For nerds. For nerds? Yeah, for... Before that, I just took my vibe and I just went, like a little part. Like that, my cat. my vibe and I just went, like a little forward. What's that?

My helmet. I've gone full nerd. I think it is. That's fine. That's awesome. I would just shove it real hard. Thank you. And it would just hurt a little bit,

but then I could see. You can get prescription lenses that like fit on it. That's wicked. Are they expensive? That's like 50 bucks. But I also means that I have to go to the auto-retches because my thing is out because I only get glasses like once every three years.

I'm not trying to make fun because every time I've done VR, I've gotten motion sickness and like have to pee. I like, I have to stop. If I'm not the one that's like local voting that's moving around, I get, my tummy gets upset. Yeah, me too, every time. Yeah, so I just have to play games.

There's one game on the, I think it's the Rift, I still play it on the Vive, that it's called like Loan Echo, where you're like in space and floating around. And that helped a lot because the way you moved around was you'd grab onto something and just like pull yourself. So there's like a reference point. Right, oh that's cool. Yeah, and so it, it, it, it was like my mind didn't have a place holder for it to know that it was wrong

Because I've never floated in space. Yeah, so I was just like I can yeah, you do I fall in space. I don't I have not I have other games Like there's a I think underwater game that I played before so not okay That would be scary No, I can't play that in a few. What fuck that? Are you kidding me? Bloody, bloody, I would. I would.

No, I would. Any scary game is like a no-go for me on VR. Yeah, I already feel so like, especially if I'm home alone, I've got like vision blocked, headphones on. Somebody could just like walk in and just like, get me. Like it's like, it's like, it's already too scary. Yeah, we did that when we got Resident Evil 8, I think it was at VR and we did a stream

for the know and everyone was trying it and everybody was, I felt like faking how scared they were. I don't know. Just to be like, oh, look at me. And so I just got annoyed. And then I got mad because I felt like people were just sort of jamming it up. And then- Did you try it? Yeah. And then I just got kind of sick. They were happy to like be part of the show. I have definitely noticed it like-

If you- A annoyed button you. Yeah. If you play enough like It does start to like feel real or like your brain like Starts to fill in so I don't I get I get spooked as fuck my My mind was blown because I also just got an Oculus Quest 2 Yeah, and I've never done VR before that yeah, and there's a tutorial that they go through where you get to like Play with different objects like throw cube up and then catch it and like pull this thing and like this rocket goes and I I think I did that for like two hours because I was just like I it's

literally like I could do all these things and manipulate all these things and I'm not actually touching them it's crazy my mind was blown horror and VR no absolutely not yeah I think the further stuggo is something like Half-Life Alex, which is like a creepy business. I do that, yeah. It's not a horror game, but there's some, like... There's some stressful situations in that game. There's Jeff.

Yeah. There's like shit with tentacles in it or like something. Oh yeah, like horny games, yeah. No, I don't think so. Yeah, of course. Yeah. That was probably in my top three of all games of all time I had to go back bloody loved it, but I also liked Half-life to and I Did not I'm like I was playing grand pandemic. I need to like finish it now. It's really good. Is it like being is it done?

I think so. Yeah, okay. I think so. I think they just finished it That's the remake of one. Yeah. Yeah, and it's like a community made thing or is it a valve thing? It's it's it's completely like a group people game together and just made it But it's like they're like valve like a person gave the license like salad and stuff. Yeah, it's very good It's incredibly I never played the first one that I hadn't even told that played a nom just play it at No Man's Sky? I just started it kind of recently. But it wouldn't came out. Yeah, me too. That, yeah.

Did you just say, yeah? Just like the vastness of it? Apparently it's good now. Yeah, that's why I got started to get back in. I got a steam deck and I was like, figure out what games I could play on that. And that was one of the ones I

blew up for a little bit. I don't know. It was fun to fly around for a while. Yeah. So I got've seen Jake. Revolutionary. Yeah, I've had it for like a month or so now, and I played it every day. Like, what can you do?

It's like a Switch Pro, basically. Oh, God. But you can play your Steam library. Yeah. And emulators of games, Ely Leon. And is the controller good? Is it like, it's great. It's better than the other thing they made. Yeah, the controller. Yeah, it's great. I've been like, yeah, it's got like normal

like XRXN controllers, two backpattles, and then a thumb pad for each thumb. You can then use this as a mouse. I kind of want to get one, but then like I'm you're talking about eye trouble. I trouble I'm having I think I'm becoming Far-sided because it's hard to like read things now so I'm like It is it's a pretty small screen. Yeah, maybe wait for the second one like if they do like bigger But I mean you also can a like if your TV can do steam link you can just stream it to your TV And just like kids need that for their stupid shows No, it's it's like they would want to join in and I don't want to fucking play. Yeah, no, they're fucking their their baby games

No, like Minecraft or like no offense. I know everybody still you can do anything in my craft I so yeah, they like that and just a few. yeah, I want to play cool games. Yeah, like I mean I was able to like file fancy 14 which is like an MMO auto. Oh 14 yeah, I just find it. It's great. Interesting. Yeah, I find a fancy 14 I have this every time I come to this podcast I'm talking about fun. It's 14 Has the greatest controller support of I I think, any game I've ever seen ever. It's amazing. Wow.

I played on PC, but I did play it on controller. Before this, I played only on PC, and I played only on controller. Really? Because I was just tired of being on a keyboard all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I wanted to play. I want to relax. Basically, nerdy for 30 seconds. You got the four face buttons and the four D pad buttons.

Yeah. And then if you hold down the right trigger, you've got a set of eight and you hold on the left trigger and you've got a different set of pulls up the other row. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's, it's, that's perfect. It's great. Have you seen Topgown yet?

I have not. That's a very good way to get away from nerdy stuff. It's, yeah. Well, we talk about it. I couldn't talk about it. I couldn't talk about it. I couldn't talk about it. I couldn't talk about it.

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And they're like, this is great. This is amazing. It's just the way they did the action in that movie is just chess chess. Huh. It was just the way they did the action that movie is just chess. Yes. Huh. Yeah, it was Very entertaining to watch. Could you tell could did you know as Tom Cruise is weird smile? I didn't really pay much attention to it. Okay. That's good. Yeah, paying attention to it. Oh, I was oh, maybe they see Jeff Fixed it. What's wrong with his smile? I've never seen the the the so with his teeth. Yeah, like his teeth are a little off

So I do notice that Yes, it's over one time. I would make fun of him even wasn't kind of like a weird dude. He, like his teeth are a little off-setter. Yeah, something is. I do notice that. Yes, his lip is over one-two. I would make fun of him even with a weird dude. He seems like, I don't know. Who knows? Yeah, but yeah, his teeth are like misaligned a little bit. Yeah. He's a tooth in the center.

Yeah, yeah. A handsome tooth. I mean, he's a little bit of handsome. Don't get me wrong. But it's like that one flaw. Yeah, he's got to have one. Yeah. It is weird that not having two teeth at the front is weird.

Yeah, that gap in the middle. Yeah, it looks like it. It makes fun of the gap if it's too big. But if you don't have the gap, that's a problem. I just like the idea of even if you've got a whole set of straight teeth, everything's just over. So one's in the middle. It's just a few millimeters.

It's just weird that that's a weird thing. Yeah. You should get one big tooth. It's just weird that that's like a weird thing. Yeah, yeah. You should get like one big tooth. Like get a whole round and that way. Like why is there? Okay, okay. Okay, when people get dentures, right? Why is it not just one big cartoon tooth?

Why is it when you break it, then you've lost the entire. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. You can't just plug and plug. Yeah, like if you crack a whole like disc, you can like go away. If you have dentures, you chip one tooth.

I mean, you gotta fix the whole thing anyways. Yeah, but you can still get by. Do you think that you've spare teeth? Do you have dentures? You're gonna spare time. I don't know why they can't make teeth like crowns as to add a like some indestructible like cool ass titanium. You know what I mean?

Like I know the porcelain's like strong, but you can still break or crown. Yeah. You want like tungsten teeth. Yeah. Cool. We're really heavy. I want to cause a line at the airport. You can fly down as you go.

Oh, you just have incredible neck strain over the neck. Cause you're fucking teeth way like 10 pounds. and he's like, oh yeah. You just have incredible neck strain over there. Cause you're fucking teeth way like two pounds. This is the dentures we're gonna put in. And your bottom jaw's just like, I didn't think this through. This was so good on pace. It's not worth being able to chew through anything like a beaver.

It's happy to use your hand to lift your bottom teeth to chew. And anytime anybody asks you how that food tastes, you're like, it tastes kind of like rust. It tastes a little. It's a little. It's a little, just aching constantly. You have a headache.

It just tastes pennies constantly. When I got my veneers, when they, did you ask about getting one big tooth? They gave me one big tooth. What? So what they do is they shave down your two, they only take them old. Yeah, yeah.

And then they shave them down and they give you a temporary, which is just one big attached piece of old, because I got 10 teeth done. Yeah. And then I think it's like two weeks later, you come in and you get the, Yeah, you get two regular teeth done. So we're two weeks at the top.

Yeah. So the, like your front 10. Can you all try and find a picture of this? I'm just like, because I'm just imagining anime honestly you couldn't tell So what I was in vid I think I was in a million dollars, but with that by one big tooth really yeah, they don't look like They have like gaps in between Oh, it doesn't look like you have a mouth guard in That's a go box completely attached and in this corner. corner, yeah. So what's left of the top?

What's left of your actual grown teeth, just like little pigs? I think if they shave it down enough that they could put the cap on. I don't think it's like little nebbins, but it's like, No, I have some crowns in the back. They just kind of take it down and then fit the new one.

If you took it off, it would be noticeably. Oh, definitely, yeah. I had to go, I had to use the restroom, like in the middle of getting it done. When they had just shaving them down, and I was like, do not look in the mirror. Do not look in the mirror. Do not look in the mirror.

So I thought you were gonna say they're like, you just have to piss yourself. You can't get enough right now. No, that's not true. I just made sure not to look up, because I didn't want that vision of myself in my head. I would take a selfie instead of the people. Yeah.

It was weird breathing though though because you could feel A little bit I don't like that feel like you would not just get your head cut. I know I can feel How did you stand like getting your teeth shaved down like they give you some like Gas can you numb teeth though? I think they numb you. Yeah, they numb you. They numb your gums. They give you. Well, I never did do like fillings or anything like that. They do the same thing. But they also give you this gas. They describe to me as like,

it'll feel like you've had like a few cocktails. So it's very much just like, you're just kind of chill. Night out with the girls. Yeah, it's not good to you, but it's gonna make you calm. I know people have like the donor card. I wish I had a second card that was just like, while you're at it, like if I get, you I get hit by a car and then need some surgery,

they put me under, while I'm under, just redo all the teeth. Just like, do it like, combine it with something else. While I'm in the shop. Yeah, while I'm in the shop, I get ease done as well. Yeah, I'm already under there. Cause I don't wanna go in for that and it sounds scary,

but if I have to be put in there. If I'm in for the day already, like this day is shot. Yeah, get the appendix out as well, I don't know why I don't know. You're not getting this train station. I'm not using, but if I have to be put. If I'm in for the day already, like this day is shot. Yeah, so get the appendix out as well. I don't know why I don't know. You're just going to get your train station. I'm not using this gall bladder. Go to this train station, open the locker.

There's a pair of truck nuts inside. I want you to put those on my body while I'm in. Put them on my back about halfway up. I got my teeth numb that the dentist, dentist when I was a kid, you know, and they give you the shot. And I remember like touching it and thinking like, oh, I can't feel anything.

This is so cool. So I just started digging in my teeth with my, I was like, this is great. I can't feel anything. And then yeah, two, I was the most horrible man. Have you ever had it where like they numb you and it goes up to like the nostril too? So like, here down is just numb and you're just like,

or I'm wrong, or I'm wrong. Yeah. I think I saw the story before what I when I got my first was in 2000 They just took out one at the time because it was a little is impacted and they numbed it and it wasn't enough Oh, no, so like by the end of it. I'm like like because I could why you told them yeah, you could have told them I did and they're just like it's too late. Just got pushed through now. I'm like, you are. It's too late, my eyes. I was like 60, yeah. I'm leaving. So then I think,

Jeff Ramsey said on a podcast once, and it was either Jeff or Gus, I think it was Jeff, and it's advice that I've taken and given to other people since then, is that when you get numbed and they ask you, are you good, is that enough? The answer's no. Always take more.

The answer's no. If they're willing to numb you more, take it. Oh, yeah, because sometimes I can feel it, but I'm like, they must know, like, I just, I bear it. No, yeah, you say too numb is though, that's impossible. You could be too numb. No, it means so. Like, I'll be back eventually. It's fine. As long as my heart's working, just don't know what it is. Well, I'll be back eventually. It's fine, as long as my heart's working. Just don't, you know. They didn't put you under for you, was it?

They put me under. I'm very low-cut, but those, those, those, yeah, I was, I was badly conscious. This one, I was 16, they just did shots. These three, it was like two years later, and they put me in a twilight state, which I think was very, it wasn't gas, though, it was an IV. Was it, so like you don't remember anything from it?

No, I remember the entire thing. I was, but- When are soul droves? Yeah, but it did it. No, it was, it was the most, this is gonna make me say, this is, don't do drugs. It was the most relaxed I've ever felt in my entire life. Yeah, drugs are good. Yeah, that's what, that's what, that's what, yeah.

Don't do bad drugs. That's not people though. But like, I was just like, I was there. I'm like, they're just destroying my mouth right now. And it's fine. It's just exquisite. And it's fine. That's awesome.

I didn't feel it. I didn't worry. That was honestly me during my... It sounds very similar. You're like asking them to turn the music up. Well, it's so great because I don't know what they did for you. But at the dentist, I went to, they gave me like like a fuzzy blanket and there was like a TV there where they're like, what do you want on the TV? We have Netflix. And so I'm just like chilling watching

as they're just like, they don't do that for me. They're like, the local news will be fine. You can watch the weather. A lot of times I just had like the like, like, Vivo on YouTube. I was like, oh, this is what music is now. So you know, what time what time do we stop? We're probably going to wrap it up right now. I don't know what time we started, but I think it's been, I think it's been, I have my phone's on silent. We're professionals.

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