Rooster Teeth Podcast - We Got Contacted by the FBI - #673

Episode Date: November 3, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Chris Demarais, and Jack Pattillo as they talk about Extra Life 2021, being locked naked outside of your house, why the FBI contacts us, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by MeUndies (Go to http://meundies.com/roosterteeth to get 15% off your first order and free shipping) and Hello Fresh (Go to http://hellofresh.com/rooster14 and use code rooster14 for up to 14 free meals and 3 free gifts!) and Avast (Thanks to Avast for sponsoring this video. Go to http://avast.com to check out Avast One!) RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Gus. Guess what? It's everyone's favorite time of year. Jack's here. Hey! I was sitting in a weird spot where I looked just enormous on camera. Oh my god, let me sit up straight. That happens to me sometimes. I'm like, oh yeah. What do I do? Just, let me just buff out a little bit. Hey everybody, extra life's coming up. Yay! We're making this for weekend, but next weekend. Technically this is alright. So the way it works is extra life, you know, extra life

happens. I mean, it's a full year thing, but extra life, children's miracle, no work, hospital, charity, we've been doing for the past decade at this point. They have their game days, which this Saturday is actually their game day. So November 6th is the official extra life game day. We've become like the 800 pound gorilla of extra life.

So we kind of stay out of the way of their main game days. Just honestly, because we kind of overshadow some people. So we're like, hey, let's let everyone have their time. And then the next week after is when we come into R. So on November 13th is the big R.T. extra life, R.T. extra life hashtag extra life event. I don't know, I threw a lot of hashtags in there. Anyway, hashtag hashtag hashtag.

Hashtag hashtag. It's 10 a.m. Central until 10 p.m. Central. We're doing 12 hours this year because COVID's still a thing and it's still kind of a pain in the ass to get a lot of people in and testing. Every single person you see on set is gonna be tested which costs us money. So we can't really go full bore, crazy, you know,

everyone we can get as many people involved as we can. But anyway, so it's gonna be a lot of fun. It's 10 a.m. Central till 10 p.m. Central 12 hours. We're also doing additional R.T. Extra Life content the week leading up to it. So starting, actually this Saturday on the six, we are doing our community stream. So we're doing our extra life community stream,

which we've done, I think six years now, Chelsea runs that, she's been doing it for a long time. She's awesome. And so we're featuring 12 different R.T. community teams across the planet, raising money for their extra life teams, for a long time. She's awesome. And so we're featuring 12 different RT community teams across the planet, raising money for their extra life teams, which also goes to the big rooster teeth total. And then on Monday through Friday, we're doing additional RT, extra life content, sort of after RT TV hours, where you can, you know, we're trying to raise money for

extra life. And then on Saturday, we do the big thing. I've got again, I've got a crazy idea, Jack. What is that, Gus? You said we do community day with people doing extra life all across the planet. Yes. Now that all these billionaires are going to space, we need to get a billionaire to join extra life from space. Oh, man. Next year.

Well, I mean, Elon lives in Austin, so I mean, like, hey, he goes to tell children's here. They don't care about it. I hear Jeff Bezos is going to do it first, though. They don't care about children. That's true. What are we talking about? You guys got like six kids, I think. They don't care. I just wanted to see talking about? You guys got like six kids.

They don't care. I just wanted to see extra life in space. That'd be cool. That's all I want. You can get extra life in space somehow. We know. All right. So your people call their people.

We'll have a satellite stream. Do we have any contacts with Tom Cruise? That movie's make, is that a Warner movie or is that? He's doing a movie in space. He's going to space. Oh, is that a Warner movie? Does he? I don't know. I don't think his movies are water are they probably not it's admission impossible No, no, he's so he's going up on a on a Falcon 9 to go to space

He's not going to space station. He's gonna do like the inspiration for group or they just kind of or like orbited three or four Time or three or four days So he's doing that and filming a movie in space. I saw some people in the chat asking about merch Merch. Yes. That is a thing getting away from Tom Cruise. Yes, and every year, we're going to get a baby home. She is. We do extra life merchandise, so we do have extra special extra life merchandise and the proceeds from that go towards

the Rooster Teeth donation to extra life. I'm getting a spam risk call on my phone. Yeah, we have some really, really cool stuff. Of course, I didn't bring any of the images or anything. If you let me stall for a minute or two, I can probably share it with someone. Who do I need to send it to? Okay, I'll send it to Brian here in a second.

But yeah, we have Extra Life merchandise, which includes shirts, hats. This year, we have a mug. I think we're working on a Rubik's Cube because this year's theme is brain. We've been working with the Children's Miracle Network, a Dell Children's Hospital here in Austin, which is part of the Children's Miracle Network, Hospital Network. And they are opening up, they open a brand new facility, which it encompasses hematology,

oncology, neurology, and it's brain, heart, and courage. So it's cancer. Courageology. Courageology. Courageology. It's cancer, heart issues and brain issues. And so anyway, we've been raising money for them for the past three years, and this year our theme is brain because that's neurology is the one we haven't touched yet. You know what we should have done.

Awesome. What's that? A couple of us going to conventions actually know Marisa Mars who plays the brain from pinky and the brain. We should have gotten him to come down for it and have a whole like the brain for the brain. Of course, it's, yeah, it's really tricky. Again, getting extra people on set right now.

It's really difficult. For sure. Yeah, but even when we see them, I mean, our, I'm gonna wrap free while you go. Thank you. Even getting our COVID test done has been becoming more challenging. Yeah.

But like our regular ones that we do every week for us to be here, you know, everyone here is about like supply chain issues and now they're starting to hit us and it's harder to get them done now. It's just like becoming more of a pain. Welcome to the year 2021 where nothing is available anymore. It is really funny though because I just went to Canada and to get a COVID test to go to Canada at like a Walgreens or CVS is free here in the States, but in Canada, to get a rapid antigen test, it costs $40. And I think a PCR is like $200 something dollars.

So I'm like, that's weird, that in America, a test is free, but in Canada, a test is paid for it. Or you have to pay for it. It's like backwards. You would think it'd be the other way around. Basically. What a cool joke, Scott, I pay for it. It's like backwards. You would think it could be the other way around. Basically. What a cool joke.

Gotta leave it. Do we, you might as well. I sent him over. He's got a poster here in a second. But yeah, so anyway, actual life, it's a lot of fun. It's going to be a lot of chaos. All your favorites are going to be there raising money for actual life. So right there, you can see all the various products we have.

You see the poster? I was about to have a foot on the poster there. So the poster is currently being produced right now. For the first time ever, it's just a straight up photograph. Marcus is working on our poster this year, which is going to be, I'm going to save that. That'll be the one thing we don't show off right now. It'll be coming very, very soon.

But I'll just save. If you're a fan of the I Spy books, you're going to dig this poster. So it's kind of a cool throwback. So anyway, yeah, right. So that's all of a merchandise. You can see it's themed around the brain, which we very carefully made like a bunch of tetra stuff.

I think Brian's gonna throw it back up here in a second. But yeah, I can see some more detail stuff, but we have, it's a puzzle cube. It's not a Rubik's cube, because Rubik's, it's like Band-Aid, it's like, you know, that's a pretty name. It was also a terrible Saturday morning cartoon. But we've got our pin, we've got a mugs, we've got a tank top, we've got our t-shirts, we've got hats, got hoodies, and I'll get all that. The

proceeds from that are going to go towards Rooster Seath's donation to extra life. So it's going to be pretty great this year. So, yeah, but tune in next Saturday, the 13th from 10 a.m. Central and so 10 p.m. Central, 10 p.m. Isch Central, you know what we say a little in and 12 hours But who knows so this Saturday the sixth community community next Saturday the 13th is the big Hashtag R.T. Extra Life stream. So yeah, it should be extra extra life on that Saturday It's yeah extra life extra extra extra squared life Read all about it. Extra life. Extra life.

So anyway, I'm very excited for it. I mean, extra life, obviously you want to get something on Saturday It's not gonna go towards what are we gonna have everything up all the same time So I'm pretty sure it will be up on Saturday. I'll have to double check that though But that is a great question. Yeah good to put all that info out there I know I've seen some people And social media commenting they're like oh, we're just eating something about extra life And I feel like we have been but it's good to just like continue

to beat that drum now that the kids come and closer. It's one of the things where though there's so that, you know, Ristri teeth as we've grown, we have so many different legs and so many fingers all over the place that is kind of like, I've said it multiple times over the past couple of months, but you know, here you go. There it is right there. We've, I've tweeted it about it.

I think Ristri's retweeted about it, but it's November 13th is the big one. November 13th, 10 a.m. Central, check it out. It's going to be a blast. I feel like once we're shooting for kids does something enough years or for a long enough time, we don't make a huge like yeah, emotional big deal about it because it's become just routine. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's probably why we haven't been like beating the drum as often or as loud as we usually do. It may feel like it's still very important while we're doing it's, it's, it's, it's, it may feel routine, but it is still very important while we're doing it. It's very, very important. We're raising money for kids and so, yeah, it's a great, great charity. And then this year too, we're gonna be throwing it

to Los Angeles for our fun house friends. So they're gonna take over for a couple hours, kind of mid day and do their own shenanigans. And I think they're raising some money for L.A. childrens as well. So it's, it's gonna be, it's gonna be great. It's awesome. The craziness is gonna be all over the place. But yeah, if you can make a donation, please do so. money for L.A. childrens as well. So it's going to be great. It's awesome.

The craziness is going to be all over the place. But yeah, if you can make a donation, please do so. And if you can't, that's okay to spread the word. That's all we can ask. But even $5 counts. So thank you very much. Yes. All right.

Anything else you want to throw around? You want to talk Old Austin while I'm here? Yeah. Let's talk Old Austin. Let's talk about traffic. They read in the bridge. They read in the 183 bridge. Yeah, it's weird now. Yeah, let's talk Ol' Austin. Let's talk about traffic. They read in the bridge. They read in the 183 bridge. Yeah, it's weird now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a, so I 35, I have your runs north, south through Austin. There's this flyover bridge they've had for ages, but it was like this crazy ramp up. And so now they like, they destroyed the bridge. It like starts further back now. Yeah, it's waiting, you can't exit right on to the flyover, which I appreciate.

Yeah, if you turn off of, what is there? Canig onto 35. You can't get onto 183 North. You have to like loop around or go first, you can't the exits further back. It's weird. Austin. Austin stuff.

It was, oh, now I've complained, now I always bitch about that lane, the far right lane, getting onto the upper deck near the baseball field, because it's like three lanes of traffic compressed down to what, it's like everyone who's on the access road gets joined by everyone coming on from Elacade who all joined that right lane

on the upper deck. So it's like three lanes of traffic, it's a nightmare. They need to fix that next. Austin traffic, right? I got stuck behind a truck today. What kind of truck? It was like a moving truck but it was on a residential street so there was no ability to like go around it and it was going probably six miles an hour. That's why I was late today to filming. Just a little more

time to track. Yeah, I'm like this is a very Texas thing. So what's the worst thing you've driven on the road? What? Well, as in like something you've driven, you're like, I shouldn't be on the road driving this. Oh, like what car have I driven? That's a bad car. I get, I get, I get, I'll give an example. Oh, it makes sense.

What time, you know, twice a whole lot of going on a highway? No, it's in like one time I was like moving, I was taking a piece of furniture back to like a loaise and then like we had it like I think balanced on my trunk and we bungee cable it up, but it was only like around the corner, it was a block, but it was still scary. Yeah, I moved in mattress one time and did the same thing where it was on the roof of the car. I was the more more more. And someone had the arm out, but again, it was just like I think one

Highway exit, so it wasn't long, but we were going very slow. There was one time very teacher I was like an old apartment. I was getting rid of an old couch. I was like freak out. Come get it. Oh freak out And I watched the people, like, because I was watching from the window, is anyone going to get that catch? Oh, look, people are getting the couch, but they came in a car and they put the couch on the front hood. As you do. And then the dude leaned against the couch and they drove off. You got on the couch on the car? Well, like was, yeah, kind of like leaning with his back, pressing up, like holding it with his back,

on the front hood and they drove forth. The wife couldn't see out the front window because the couch was there. So she was driving out the side window. He was gesturing where to go. Oh my God. They were both just resting on the hood. So like, all it took was a little bit of a break.

He would slide forward, the couch would fall onto him and then the car would run over both of them. I mean, they drove off, right? You don't know what happened. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I got video of them driving off. Oh, well. I never heard from them again. So they maybe they, right? You don't know what happened. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I got video of them driving off. Oh, well. I never heard from them again.

So they maybe they lived. Maybe they didn't. Gus, you remember a couple of years ago when that guy got run over on a couch? I know this story. It was the couch murdered two people. The police never figured out. They did it.

It looks to something about a free couch. It was really weird. Ah, free couch. It's just as good the second time. Every time I hear that I can. Oh my God. All right, I'm going to get out of here. Thank you very much for having me.

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Flips. When just starting, just gonna hit it and I was like, how awesome would be a jacket just ripped out of here? Like, back, like, done a flip over the tip, like just casual flips. I, oh man, do you ever wish I could do flips? I just think like, how cool, like, if you were just so casual about it,

and you, it was like nothing. How? Chris, you should quietly, without letting anyone know, you should stop talking about this right now, and you should just start practicing doing flips. And then in about six months, just like casually break them out on the podcast, or in content, just to make these everyone.

And you should be like, oh, I need to go get another drink. Why don't I excuse myself? And that would be very cool. So the reason I was bitching about how hard it is to get, how hard it's becoming to get COVID tests. Now, it's because we were missing one. Yeah. We have no Gavin free today because- We were supposed to get tested today.

Yeah, I'm sure that you have a good test. A good test. And then- There were no tests. Yep. So we have no Gavin. Sorry, Gavin. To me, if you're Gavin, never goes out.

So he probably would have been safe. He's one of his- I'm just kidding. He is really safe. I think we're all pretty safe about it, but I think he's like extra safe. Yeah. Or if you can't drive, so he's true. He's stuck in his house. We did go to the Halloween party.

Yeah, we did. The Gavin was there. He was. A lot of people were there. Yeah, we're sure teeth. After almost two years of not seeing each other, we had our first company-wide party for Halloween on Thursday. And it was very fun. I think everyone had to be fully vaccinated to attend. And I know like a ton of us get tested weekly. We were tested. Yeah. Yeah. It was great. There was like some people who there's some people who got hired at Rooster Teeth within

the last year and a half during the pandemic who I never actually met in person who I finally got to see for the first time at that party. And I was like, oh shit, you're not on a zoom background. It's so real life. It ain't real life. Yeah. You were Blue's Clues, Steve from Blue's Clues. Oh, Steve from Blue's Clues.

It was a good party. Yeah, I like how you brought it up and then had, I just said about. Why was you thinking about that was one time when Gavin did go out. He did. Good point. But it was with all of us. Yeah.

The people he sees all the time. Yeah. Already, anyway, at least once a week. Yeah. Oh, uh, before you mentioned earlier that we're bad and I totally agree we're bad about talking about things that have become routine for us. Like for example, I felt like early on when we were doing RTX whenever RTX was coming up, we were talking about it all the time.

Then after a couple of years, we just, it just wouldn't come up like, we'd be like, oh yeah, that thing's how RTX is happening. We were starting promoting it like two weeks before. Yeah, it was, we're awful about that. And so in that vein, in that way of thinking, you reminded me Barbara by saying that Genlock is premiering again this week. Yeah. This, this Thursday Genlock's coming back.

And also, as that lower third says, it's gonna be a companion podcast called Unlocked. It's the GenLoc companion podcast. It airs alongside the show on HBO Max, Rich Teeath, where we get podcasts. That's coming out as well, along with GenLoc. So see, even our lower third, we're promoting the new thing.

Unlocked. GenLoc is coming back to. There it is. It got to show me. It'll be on HBO Max season two. I believe the trailer was released late last week. I know Michael, be Jordan posted on his Instagram. And I think Richard Heath also posted it as well.

But man, this is, I'm excited for people to see season two of Jenlock. Yeah, I haven't watched it. I need to. I've got it. I need to watch it. I mean, it hasn't come out publicly yet. Yeah, but I've got access to it. I just haven't watched it.

I need to, I feel like I need to finish it. I need to watch the whole thing before it comes out. The first episode comes out this Thursday. Don't we only have the first two episodes? Do we? I haven't even looked yet. Oh, okay. Damn it. I'm not actually sure.

You spoiled me. Yeah, that's spoiled my fun. There's a couple things I'm very excited to see people's reaction to. I will hold my tongue though. Okay. Soon, you'll let them. You'd start talking about it on Thursday. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. It's coming out so soon. I'll tell you later. Okay. It's good stuff. Good stuff. The other day was it last week?

Yeah, not this past weekend, but last weekend. I was driving around Austin. I was actually really shocked and disappointed at something that I saw here in town. I was driving a MoPAC, and there was this group of people standing on a bridge over MoPAC with that had a banner unfurled on that bridge over MoPAC that had an anti-Semitic writing on it.

What? Yeah, and they were all up there giving Nazi salutes. What? To everyone who was driving by under the street. And as I was driving on MoPAC under the bridge, I saw the police where they were saying, okay, well, the police are gonna tell them to move along or stop doing that, right? But then like the next day, this image appeared on social

media of the Nazi leader, fist bumping an Austin police officer. And then of course, the Austin police chief comes out and says, Oh, you know, it's all taken out of context. Sure. The police officers were there for over two hours. And what you're seeing is at the very end, the person who was there wanted a handshake with the police officer but he didn't want to because of COVID so he gave him a fist bump. I thought well why were they even there for two hours to begin with? Right shouldn't it have been a quick hey guys get the fuck out of here stop doing this. You eat regardless of messaging which is terrible. You can't find a fucking banner over a highway like

that. Yeah. Like on a state a state I presume a state owned or city owned bridge. And that area, that part of town, they were definitely very specific where they did it. There's like a synagogue over there and like a Jewish deli. They picked the part of town where they were doing that I guarantee. Fucking disgusting. It was really disgusting. But then this past weekend, I was driving down up Mulpack again, and at that same bridge,

there was another banner, and another group of people up there, and the banner just said, fuck Nazis. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I was like, all right. My kind of fucking banner right there. Just wanted to say you tried the burners in a hog. Yeah, and then they tried what? There was a fire at a synagogue.

The other day, there was an anti-starmedot graffiti at a school right by where that banner was Being hung my god just fucking leave people alone leave people alone just fucking live your life stop hating Just fucking fuck off. Yeah, fuck. I can't believe that fuck racist fucking anti-Samites Fuck everyone who hates people just for fucking being themselves. Yeah, I can't believe that fuck racist fuck anti-Samites fuck everyone who hates people just for fucking being Themselves, yeah, I can't believe the response like oh well the police were there for two hours who you're seeing this out of context like Well, that's really the fence are gonna go with It was really shocking and disappointing to see I can't believe I've lived in Austin a long time I think I've

ever seen anything like that around here. Oh my god. It was definitely shocking. I meant to I thought about talking about it last week but then I didn't but then I saw the follow up banner this week and I was like all right I got I got to mention it. That should be the new state motto fuck Nazis. Yeah yeah that's not bad. But yeah that was it a, it was an interesting, interesting thing to see. Let's see, going through my list of stuff here. I've been, I've been fucking around with my shit at home. We've been working at home for a long time now. Like God, this over a year and a half now. So I was like, I have so much data. And I briefly talked about this last week. I have so much data, like terabytes of shit that we've recorded. And I've been like messing around with like long term storage and backup solutions.

So I bought like this little device, each like plug a bunch of hard drives into and you plug it in your network and you can like copy a bunch of stuff and it's redundant and saves everything. Because like the way I'd been recording everything, like right now the way when we're taping stuff, I have like a faster way of drives to save everything to but like if one of them fails and I lose everything So I've been nervous like this last year and a half like if I lose one drive Then I'm gonna lose like a year and a half worth of work So I've been like tinkering and I had so much shit on

My work drive that we've recorded over the last year and a half it took like 40 hours for everything to copy off of there onto my holy shit, onto my external like long term storage device. 40 hours. Was it redouble copying it? No. What does that mean? Like, copy it to places. Yeah.

Oh, okay. That's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. So I don't know how. How fast do you think Blaine would have done that? Hey, so I don't know like fast you think blame would have done that So I don't know like how how diligent you all are about like backing up your stuff, but very diligent It's something you may want very Backing up like all of our content. Yeah stuff that you work on. I don't know if you like you put it

Whatever just something to think about. I have nothing important when I when I When I first started working my old job like before rooster teeth It was like an IT job and they step travel all around the country. And, uh, yeah, Mill, someone in chats asking, yeah, it was a, it's a NAS and network attached, attached storage. Uh, my old job was a, uh, an IT place. And there was like a, this company that had locations all around the US and one in

Canada. And I would, my job was to like travel around to all of them and make sure like all their computers were up to date and like helping fix their networks and doing their backups and all of that shit. One of the first trips I, I was, it was a traveling job. I was traveling like five days out of the week. One of the first trips I had to take was I had to go to LA because their, like their network storage device died and they needed help getting it back. So I remember I flew in L.A. It was the first time I ever went to L.A.

And their office was right by the airport. And like where the Hertz rent a car is, it's like right there. So my first trip to L.A. was to like essentially the Hertz rent a car and then back to the airport. So I go to the office and I'm like, all right, yeah, this is your your backup is is totally dead. Oh, your your network device totally dead. Or your backups. They're like, oh yeah, we don't run backups. For anything.

For anything. So the entire company was offline and I was like, oh my God. Well, your hard drives are all dead with your stuff and you're telling me you have no backups? Like yeah. All right, well, we need to find like a hard drive data recovery place to like take apart the drives, like fix whatever's broken and recover all the data off of it.

And it was like $70,000. Oh, yeah. To recover the data. It's so expensive. It's so fucking expensive. Like you can spend a couple hundred bucks now to prevent like to back everything up and to save it or you can spend like tens of thousands of dollars.

And this was in 2000, that I'm saying like $70,000. Or you can spend like tens of thousands of dollars down the road to recover it. What's the fun stuff for you back in up? Like, this just like footage, podcasts, like everything. Everything we record, I have saved. Okay. So like any footage for anything we filmed in the last year

and I still have access to. Yeah, I do too. It's on an external hard drive, but that's, you know. It's not pay. It may or may not be pay off. I mean, here's the thing that I think of. I'm like, how important can it be if it's already released? Yeah, I just worry.

Well, like, even some stuff that hasn't come out, like when we first started working from home, and we were doing black box down from home, I was, I had deleted like one of the file, one of the audio files on my computer thinking we didn't need it anymore. Yeah. But it turns out like the file I had uploaded wasn't good. Yeah, you uploaded the wrong episode to that folder.

And by the time they got to editorial to do that episode, they were like, hey, you didn't upload the right file. Can you upload the correct one? It was like, oh, I don't have it anymore. So, you know, that's the kind of stuff I worry about. It's just like, what if there's something that just hasn't been looked at yet? Yeah. There's like a gap somewhere that you're gonna find. Yeah, that's understandable. I remember in college having to recover hard drive like three times, but there was a on campus,

there was like a facility that would do it cheaper than normal because for students, but it was still very expensive for, I can't remember, it's like, man, we, this is like, this is like the cost of like four hard drives. Yeah. That's a really expensive one. Yeah, because they're like digging in it, right? Right? Basically, yeah, taking it apart, like replacing little pieces.

Yeah. I will never understand all of this. That's it. Just like take my stuff, put it safe, doing that much. Double copy it as Chris will. Double copy it. Just like take my stuff, put it safe, doing not much. Double copy it as Chris will. Double copy it. It'll take 80 hours.

No big deal. I can't imagine the amount of stuff that Gavin has in terms of footage. I was actually talking with him, pointing at him, he's like, I was actually talking with Gavin. We've Gavin about like backup storage solutions because I was like, out of everyone I know,

I feel like Gavin probably, well Gavin easily deals with the most data and he's probably, you know, very meticulous about backing stuff up. Probably, yeah. So we like bounce some ideas back and forth off of each other. That's one of the things he, I think, is the most well versed on at this company is like data storage and all that stuff. Like, if I need to, I have questions about that I would go to Gavin.

Yeah. He's a very smart guy. Mm-hmm. You know, speaking of not smart, I did something not smart. You, Chris Demaris. Did something not smart? So what?

I would never guess. I had all my keys, locks changed. All your keys. My locks changed. All of keys locks changed. All your keys? My locks changed. All of your locks changed. Like a blacksmith. Okay, a blacksmith. That's what they're called.

A locksmith. A locksmith. A locksmith came out and just changed all my locks because they just hadn't been changed since I had moved. And I was like cool and I was like testing them all um and then I was like okay cool they're all working because they're all in the same key cool cool cool and then like 30 minutes later

like or whatever after after work I was like taking out the recycling and Wait, pause. What happens next? I'm gonna guess he threw his new key away thinking that he had his old key still and it was gonna work. What do you think's gonna happen? I was gonna say I thought I think he might have thrown away the new key. Okay. Yeah. Well, no, I just walked out and my doors were locked. They locked themselves?

Well, I have a door handle that you can turn, but then it will, when it's locked, which I hate, it's, you know what I mean? Like, so you can open it and it's locked. And then when you shut it, it's locked. So from the inside, you can open it. Yes. Not from the outside, it's locked and then when you shut it, it's locked. So from the inside, you can open it. Yes, from the outside, it's locked. And so I walked out, like, really just to drop, but take some stuff to the trash can,

like right outside by my car, like in my underwear. No. Hold on. You didn't say that. What time of day was this? It was like afternoon, like five, it was like after work, like five, six, eight, like five or six.

Like Rochelle or, yeah. Still daylight. Yeah, and we had very much daylight. And then just underwear or we like, I had a shirt. Okay, but it was like, yeah, it was like, it was one of my little like like servant, servant, like, little like, you know what I mean? When Blaine always makes fun of my little like...

Chris wears white shirts under his t-shirts that are like, he cuts the sleeves off a little bit so they don't come through the sleeves and he cuts the bottom so it doesn't come out of the bottom. Yeah, he's a shirt, yeah, he's like, he's a trim. Blaine says I look like a medieval like, like, like a little servant boy. A little servant boy. Like, would you like some, you that look like a medieval, like, like a little servant boy? A little servant boy. Like, would you like some, you know, like whatever. That's what, anyway, so I was wearing like a rag. It's like, it doesn't really even cut, because I cut it so that it doesn't, right, so that it does, it's almost like a cutoff top. It's like a mid-drip, yeah, it's crop top.

It's a crop top, you're going to crop top in your panties. You're making a shitty little crop top and underwear. And then I'm like, I have five o'clock a day. And so I'm like, because there's after work, I was hot and I took, and so I'm like, okay, they can't all be locked. They were all locked. They were all locked.

And then I was like, well, I have a backup key. Oh wait, my backup key is no longer back like, like, it just got changed. It's the old key. And I was like, I didn't have my phone. I didn't have anything. I was like in my underwear. So I was like, there's gotta be,

some, it's like, how do I get in? Like, no one, I had no key. Like I'm gonna have to call the. There's gotta be, how do I get in? I had no, I'm gonna have to call the... The break a window. That's what I was thinking, but then I was like, what if maybe I have a window that's open, not downstairs. So I was like, maybe I, there's upstairs. Oh my God. And I had had a tree, this was lucky.

People were gonna think you're just just like some drugged up crazy guy I'm trying to break into this house a tree limb had like kind of fallen that had actually provided a really good like Like are you shoes? No, I have no really good No, no, I didn't have no I had some sandals on okay, but I couldn't they weren't very good for climbing Do you take them? You're like flip flop? Yeah, they're flip flop. Okay, so I could. But they weren't very good for climbing. Do you take them? We were like flip-flops? Yeah, they're flip-flops. So I couldn't really use them for climbing.

So I climbed up this tree branch that had fallen over and through that I kind of jumped onto the roof. And then, so then I was like hopping along the roof. And they were all locked, locked, locked. And then I had to like, so I get to the front part of the house, but like, there's a ledge, this is how it may hard to explain. There's a ledge that goes out further.

Okay. And I needed to get up it, but it was like four feet, four or five feet off the top of the roof. So I needed to get up, but I didn't want to put all my weight onto it because then I was, or it might crack the road. So I like had to like get up onto it in a way

would distribute my weight evenly. Just like jump and be like flattened like that. Exactly. I had to like jump and be at parallel with it. Yeah. And it was like four feet up. And it was in the front yard. So it's like, like this is me on the front.

People absolutely saw you doing this. I'm sure people did. I was up there because I was like figuring out how do I get up. I circled around, trying to go around the house, but then it couldn't because it was too steep on the other side. So what happened, did you do it? Well, I did the jump. I did the little jump flop, and I like, it was one, to be fair, I did it really well.

Did you even have yourself on with you? No, it was in the house. Oh, fuck. did you even have yourself on with you? No, he was in the house. I had nothing. I was in my underwear and my little like shredded crop top. And I did this like flop thing where I like jumped and flopped on the roof and then I had to scuttle down. I was scuttle down. Because there was another overhang. Yeah.

That was above it. So it was like a very small little thing. And so I had to scuddle like this like with my butt towards the street. What does scuddle mean? It's like when a crab walks sideways, like scuddle. Yeah, okay, okay. And I backed up and then I'm like on the like,

like golem or something, like creeping along. And the last one do I checked was cracked that much. And I got in. You got in? I got in. Fuck. I was like, I've never been so happy. I was like cheering on top of my roof.

I was like, oh, like, so happy. What would you have done? Had no windows been open, no doors were open, nothing. I was thinking about breaking a window. Because you didn't have, you couldn't even call for a locksmith. I couldn't, I would have had to go to the shooting. You start shouting locksmith.

Yeah, and then anybody here locksmith. Yeah, I would have to go to a neighbor and be like, could I borrow your phone? I'm locked, you know. I swear, I'm not crazy. Do you have like any internet home device by a window? You could have screamed at from outside the window like, call a lock.

No. Alexa. No. I don't. And so I was like, that or I was just broken a window. And just had it repaired another time. Yeah. I guess you have experience getting windows repaired.

Someone else's. Yeah. With blurr, something through it. I had a through it. I had a similar door knob at my house where, from the inside, you could open it, but to lock it, it had like a push button on it. Okay. So you could unlock it. And if it was locked and you turned it,

it would open, not like the one you're talking about. But the problem was, if you went out and the door went all the way and hit the wall, the wall would push the lock in. Oh, fuck. Yeah, so like I had to, like I got so close to getting locked out so many times, like I need to get rid of that. Door knob. And in fact, I took that door knob off and we used that door knob when we were filming the other day.

If we needed to take, we needed to door knob, that's that one. That door knob almost locked me out so many times. Yeah, do you not have smart locks? I do. I guess it wouldn't matter if you don't have phone. I didn't have my phone, but I also hadn't installed them yet because I was, got ya. And in my case, this was separate from the smart lock.

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What was this? This was on the weekend? No, this was like after one after one day, we were finished filming. Oh my God. So, so you know, so now I have the mental image that after we see Chris and he goes home, he just like immediately strips down to his underwear and it's like, Wow, and crowd pops through and sandals and he goes home, he just like immediately strips down to his underwear and is like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, you crack, and like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like,

and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's like, and then it's your life. Do what you want. Get your skivvy's out. Yeah, yeah. All that stuff. I put on pajamas immediately when I get home.

Immediately. I don't, there's no jeans in my house worn, unless I'm leaving. I have a, I'm a, you know, I'm a weirdo. I'll propose. I'm a different kind of weirdo than Chris, but I have a routine. I will not get into my like comfortable clothes until 8 p.m.

Why? I don't know. But you're home? I'm home. In case I need to go back out or do something, it's get 8 p.m. Why? I don't know. But you're home? In case I need to go back out or do something, to get 8 p.m. I'm done. That's it. I'm like, I'm not. See, I've gone back out in my pajamas

because I refused to put on real clothes back on. I have two. If I do have to leave after 8 p.m. It doesn't happen that often, but it does sometimes. That's so fun. Have you seen those new locks that you can re-key yourself without having to call a locksmith? Yeah, I have one.

Yeah, they're cool. I was gonna test them. Yeah, yeah. You should call a locksmith. This was one of those home warranty things they can be changing what your locks want. So I was like, take use in that. Because I assume previous owners would have

like the old keys and stuff like that. And just to save you. Yeah, I think the you. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I think the ones I saw were made by QuickSet. Yeah, I, it comes, it comes like a little tool and you like put the tool in, then you put the old key. Yeah, and then you put the new key and then it just transfers to the new key.

And that's it. And you can even make like using that, you could change, you could like re-key your lock for like if you were out of town for a week, like give your neighbor a key, then re-key it. So it's like, oh, now my neighbor's key works for a week. But now when I'm back, now my neighbor's key doesn't work and it's back to my friend. I just thinking, I really hope one of your neighbors has like a security camera or like

a video doorbell, because if there's footage of you running around your house and your underwear and on your roof, yeah, that would be fucking phenomenal. I am a lot about that, but maybe a content. I would just for us. Yeah, go knock on your neighbors, they're like, hey, do you have a security camera and did a catch your mind in my underwear? Yeah, there's some, no, I'd be like, there's some weird dude running around.

I think I'll like all my roof. I don't know who it was. I wouldn't make sure. They're both a footage. It looks like you, my evil twin. Yeah. Back. Discramarist.

Why does your twin have a different lessening than you? I don't know. We're, you know, like parents, you know, that move. Did that hurt the ice crate myself up though? Cause it's like on the road. I was going to say, I'm glad you didn't like fucking fall on her yourself. Yeah, I would have if I tried to go up the other side. I thought about it, but it

was real steep and real shallow. I just like some of the people say this all the time on the podcast. Some of the stories crystals don't seem like they should be allowed to be real. I think. But they are 100% real. If I didn't personally know, Christopher Maris, I wouldn't believe half the shit he says. Yeah. He's right. Sure. But it's true. Yeah. knowing him, absolutely. Yeah, I was just like how you're pouring a bud light into that risky coffee mug. Well, I'll try it. I like how you're trying to do it discreetly as if. Well, yeah, you like quietly pulled it up from somewhere below

that table. I had it wrapped in my, it's very almost full. It's foamy. It's foamy. Why were you trying to hide it? Well, I was trying to hide brands. There's no beer sponsor in this bucket, is true? It's foamy. It's foamy. Where were you trying to hide it? Well, I was trying to hide brands. There's no beer sponsor. This bucket is true. I was trying to hide brands. You just put it in the Ristik cup. I went to Denver, Colorado this past weekend. How was that? It was awesome. It was nice

to be able to like go to a different city and just like explore the town a little bit. But different city and just like explore the town a little bit. But something that I didn't realize is, there's a very high elevation there. And it's super, super dry to the point where I was chugging water like crazy. And it made me realize how little water I drink on a normal basis because I'm like, why is my piss clear all the time?

And I'm like, it probably should be. Did you, did you, did you, did you go out at all? Uh, we went to dinner both nights, but it was just like, we just left our hotel and went straight to the place we were going for dinner, so like we didn't really walk about very much. Well, I stripped of that before, because I went to Denver, and there was this bar called, I think I might talk about it. I think it was called milk or something.

I think you did talk about it. It was crazy. called milk or something. I think you did talk about it. It was crazy, it had like 13 bars in it. And more than one of us, it was a vampire bar. Yeah, that's right. You did talk about this, I remember. I wish you reminded me, I would have gone. Yeah, I didn't know, I totally would have told you, like, yeah, damn.

I think you told that, because I went to Denver, when COVID was really low this past summer and we all thought it was over, I went to Denver this past summer. And I think when I came back, that's when you told the 13. You also know yourself like electrocuting. I had so much static shock.

Yeah. The second I got there. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. It's crazy.

How much of a difference that elevation can make in lots of little things you need to realize? Yep. It's also very interesting going. So I went to Toronto the previous weekend for another fan expo, and it's funny being in two cities back to back where cannabis is legalized. And just seeing like every second store is essentially a cannabis shop.

And I was like, you don't see that in Texas. It's a lot of lost sale tax revenue that the state's leaving on the table. Yelp. Yep. They got other priorities though. priorities. Yeah, like making sure no one's happy ever. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks, Texas. I, you know how we were, there's another random story. You know, we're filming with those, like, those, like, fake machine gun things.

We didn't use them. We didn't use them. We had like where we did a bunch of weapons. Yeah, yeah. Yes. And I had those in my ex, we were going to film it one week and then we didn't. So I had them in my trunk for like a while. It's an end of it taken out. But then I was just were clarification.

They're like prop guys. Prop guys. Yeah, they're plastic. They're, they're, they're rubber. And I just grabbed a whole bunch because we didn't know what we're going to use and put them in my trunk. And then I had left them in my trunk for a while. And then I was like, what was I doing? I was dropping, I think someone was picking up a dog for daycare or like to watch or something from a friend who was leaving town. And I opened my trunk, I was like, okay, but I opened my trunk and it'd be cool. There's a bunch of guns in my truck.

And I said it like, I said it jokingly. But then they were like, wait, really? I'm like, yes. And then I was like, doubled down on the truck. And then I was like, I convinced them that I was, I was like, I can't tell you, like why do you have guns in your truck

I'm like I don't want to tell you I don't want to incriminate you and I'm doing your favor. Yeah, and they're like no, no really. It's like I was like no You really don't like you're better off not knowing I shouldn't even let you you know I just I only told you so that you didn't freak out when you saw the trunk pop You know and they're like no, but really like why I'm like Well, and I like I'd like so I just kept going. Oh, yeah, I made like why? And like, well, I like, I had like, so I just kept going. Oh yeah, I made a whole story where I was like, well, I bought them, but then I have to get robbed

so that they're not mine. So then someone else can, like, and then I can report a missing. I have to get robbed. Like then I'll report a missing. So much to do. I'll report a missing and then someone else has them. You know, and so then they're. And so then they can have them.

And I was like, can I have this whole mafia story? Just on the spot? Yeah, I mean, they have looked at you. And Tim Proff. Yeah, well, it's like, I was like,

I mean, it's easy when it's like a joke. Yeah. When if it's like, if I'm actually lying, then I'm like, like, well, yeah, then I suck at it. But if I'm like a gullible person's the best,

yes, and partner. Yeah, yeah. And then, but yeah, so I don't know if I ever told them that it wasn't, that I wasn't an arm. They called the ATF on you. I know, probably. So they, you guys ended that conversation. This person left still thinking that these were real.

I think so. I'll follow up. I don't, I was one of those things, oh, I'll tell them later. I was like laughing at myself. I was like, aha, that was funny. I just want to go weapons. You can just blame your twin discrimary. Yeah. They're currently filing an FBI report against you. I don't think they would do that. Was that before or after the key incident? That was, that must have been before. Okay.

Oh, I just like, I just like, I did. Yeah, I come in. I'm like a truck watching your house and just see running around climbing to your own windows. I would love to see if they had a file on Chris and what it contained. I feel like there's got to be. Like some agency's been watching him.

I hope not. I mean, he's an alien after all There is a way to request government files on you. What? Government files. Yeah, we try to look it up on do it in answers. Oh, shit. I don't like that. Can you request it? Can I request Chris's? Why don't I want I don't want them to have files on me? Nobody knows a thing about Chris. I mean, yeah. We'll put you into a witness protection program.

You'll be okay. Something happened when I was at home that I've been debating about talking about on the podcast because my parents watch the podcast every week. Uh oh, this is gonna be a good story. I can already tell you that. But I feel like it's not that crazy of a story. Can you do like new ear muffs?

Yep, mom and dad ear muffs, please. For your protection. So this is the code to put them on and we'll lift them whenever they go off. So. So I recently went home to visit my family and I was staying at my childhood house

in my childhood room. And I have this bed that has this huge backboard that has drawers on the sides of it and a top thing that connects it and a mirror on the back. Okay, yeah, it's almost like a built-in kind of. A kind of a built-in situation. And I would put stuff on the top for decoration, like plants and stuff

to animals and stuff like that, on the top of it. And I was showing Trevor some stuff and I was like cleaning up around there. And I reached back and I'm like, what's this? And I pull out an entire box of condoms that I guess I had purchased when I was a teenager and left up there. Wow. That, here's the thing. I don't know if my parents had found it because they've been like cleaning my room and like

donating some stuff and whatever. And if they found it and just left it there, because if I, if they thought I knew it was there and I came home and it wasn't there anymore, I'd be like, oh shit, they found it. This is embarrassing. So, I was like, I guess I'll just take this and throw it out and I looked at the box, they expired in 2015. Yeah, it was gonna be my question

how long ago they expired. I probably bought them when I was like 17 or 18. I had a boyfriend, you threw out all the possible? Was it responsible? It would be worse if your parents found them and they got rid of them, cause then, I wouldn't have been responsible. No, we would just bought more but yeah, so

That was a funny thing to find at 32 years old some condoms that I used back when I was a teenager Yeah, but you expired didn't use years ago, which I think last a long time a long time. Yeah, yeah, probably purchased them in like 2008 if you have condoms that do expire. That's depressing. You may. So that'd be the title of this episode. Depressing condoms. It's going on the list. All right. So yeah, that happened. No big deal.

But is it your mobs off time? Your mobs off. There we go. Okay. Uh, yeah, that's, I've never had anything like that. Um, I, I don't go back and visit my childhood home that frequently. Yeah. I don't, my, like, I've moved so much that I don't really have a home. Yeah, I have. That's so sad. I mean, I don't like I have a whole. It's like it's just like, and the ones you do you get yourself locked out of. Yeah.

I think I lived in the same home from the time I was, how was I? I was from the time I was in second grade until I graduated high school. So what was that? Like seven to 18. I lived in the same house. Yeah. And is it still there? Still there? Some of the chat, we get a Chris, you fuck. No, no, no, no, I'm just saying it, that's a long time to go. Yeah, no, I know. If you've had condoms that long that have expired before you could use them.

That's, that's that I would be. Oh, oh, or on say, do people still keep condoms in their wallet? Is that something people do? I, specifically, specifically, no, I, I, because we don't have purses. I, I, you know, you don't, like, you'd sit on it. And I think it's bad for the condom. I think you're not supposed to.

That's because it gets bad. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. I think you're not supposed to. I think it's bad for the user. Yeah, it's bad. So what do you, if you're going out on the town with possible intention of maybe hooking up with someone, where do you just like front pocket? Front pocket? They also sell them in like public bathroom sometimes

like this vending machines. Yeah, but I guess like, if I think like, oh, you end up going home with a person. You don't want to rely on that. Yeah, because then you just, you might as if you're carrying around three quarters. I guess we're gonna go to a person's house who is sexually active.

Hopefully they have condoms available. Yeah. Guys, safe sex, practice safe sex, even if you're with a partner that you're comfortable with, it's still good too. Yeah, or you put it in maybe your sock if you want. I'm just thinking right now if you're really sock. No, no, like if you're wearing a lot like the little pocket on the side of the jeans. Yeah, that's a change pocket.

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It's probably okay if you leave it in for like a day, you know, I wouldn't just do it like... Condom. I mean like in your wallet. Yeah, if you knew, if you had it for a specific moment, like not just a backup condom. I mean like in your wallet. Yeah, if you knew if you had it for a specific moment, like not just a backup condom. Just like I'm going out tonight, there's a girl who's going to be there that I'm weird and we're finding on. Yeah. Then that's probably fine. But if you're going to like if it's like that condom like well, you never know, you know, like that one

you should probably in chat. Mr. Owings asked what expires about the condom. Does it just break easier? I think that's what it is. Like the rubber gets old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like you don't want to risk it I think it like even had gum that's really old Yeah, and it gets hard like falls apart while you're chewing it crumbles, you know, probably like that You know, just like does it just falls apart not kind of pieces of condom in me Yeah, yeah Not kind of pieces of condom in me. It's all crumbles. It's all crumbles. Yeah. Pfft.

I don't know. We used to, we had a bunch of condoms today. It looked like one of those came out of a wallet. Yeah, I know, I threw that one away. Okay, got it. I didn't want to throw you under the bus. That didn't come out of the wall. That didn't come out of a wall.

That was in a pocket. I like how we're not giving anyone any context to that. We filmed something that needed. We didn't give any context for that. We needed a bunch of guns either. Whether that's fair. But I'd say it was a prop. It was a prop.

Proper's get. These were also technically props for a skip to that we did. And I just, I don't know when you see it, because it'll be the ones get we have where we have a bunch of condoms. And it was like, yeah, I was like, I've wanted to bring condoms. I should have brought the ones from home.

I shouldn't have. I didn't want those mixed up with mine. True. These were lifestyle condoms. They were red packaging. And I was just like, bam, they really thrown in your face there. Red is good color. I feel like sex toys and condom packaging and stuff like that is more to

screak these days. Yeah. Like it doesn't scream like, I don't know, you're gonna have sex. It does extend out. Yeah. I do remember, now this is a weird story, I remember like when Fappy before, there's one time where like, where our car broke down while we were traveling.

I was probably like 11 and we were stuck in this like little town for like the day while we like prepared, they were working on our car. And I was just like bored being like 11 and not, it's like the small town and so. And I went in the bathroom, they had one of those like vending machines that had like, it was like the small town and so and I went in the bathroom they had one of those like vending machines that had like it was like you put in yeah yeah it was like but it was like

you didn't know what you're gonna get like you would put in three quarters and you didn't it be as like a it was like surprise thing what were the options well that's what I had to find out thing. What were the options? Well, that's what I had to find out. So then I was like, you know, I was like, I got, you know, changed and I was like, well, what will pop out? And I did. And it's like, I think it was first, it was just like a condom was like, okay, I've seen that was that my friend's house. Like his mom had, he showed me his mom's like condom drawer and all of her loob. I mean, I was like, okay, now this start, well I was like 11 and I, okay, well now I'm gonna explain that story.

Which of us in War 11 hasn't seen our friend's mom's condom drawer? I mean, I was like, well, it was a thing where we were like 11 and it was like me and him and his brother and we were like, he was like, oh, have you seen like we blow a condom up over your head? And then so we got a bunch of,

we were like, why did every little boy do this? So we went, they went and got condoms from his moms and then, so then we like did that. And then I remember, I was like pulled it, there's like condoms and like loop everywhere like loop does little like little individual rap loop thing Mm-hmm, and I should remember like like a ketchup packet. Yeah, well It was like a little my I remember my friend like opening one up and like squirting it out and be like This must be what the giant of

Okay, well, that was just like, I don't know. Anyway, back to my original weird story. Could that be the title as podcast? This is what vagina feels like, is that allowed? On the list. But yeah, I guess must be what vagina feels like. I just kept going back to get more quarters. I feel like I was playing.

It was like. Who are you asking for these quarters? Well, that's the thing is I had to come with an inconspicuous way to get them. So I kept buying things at the convenience store that I knew would give me three quarters. Like, what are you just asked for change? Could probably be a kid. I was like 11 and I was like a fat, you know. Because then he would have been like, what are you for? Yeah, I'd be like, was like a fat, you know, because then he would have been like,

what do you need for? Yeah, I'd be like, I don't know, you know, like, the game in the back. Yeah, the game. Do they, I guess, like, I don't really pay attention a lot in public restrooms anymore. And you guys wouldn't know the answer to this. But, you know, I know in the guys' restroom and public spaces, sometimes there's a thing for condoms. And in the women's, there's one for tampons and pads. But I don't know if I've for condoms. And in the women's, there's one for tampons and pads. But I don't know if I've seen one for condoms in the women's restroom, and I feel like they should have that in there too.

More of a variety, like a mystery, a mystery box. Or I did it like, I got like six different things from it. So what did you get? Well, I remember one was like, and I didn't know what all of them were. I think one of them was like, like a cock ring. Now I was like, what is this? It's just a circle. Yeah, it was like a circular like, I don't know what it was. And then there was one that was like,

like, there was like a, and then there was one that was like, another type of cock ring that had like a little vibrating thing on it. And then there was one, I don't remember. I remember, I think there's one thing that was just like a thing of lube. I don't remember all of them. I remember being disappointed in some of them. I didn't know what I was trying to find. That's crazy that they would have a vending machine

like that that would give you a random thing. I'm sure it was like all the shit that didn't sell in other vending machines. They just put in one that like, they were like, and it worked on me at least. I was like, I want to discover what this box holds. They're like, mystery. And it worked on me at least. I was like, I want to discover what this box holds.

I feel like they should, you know the restaurant, Kura here in Austin, it's a sushi restaurant that has like a revolving carousel with all the sushi on it that you just like pick up. And then you put your plates in this little slot. And after, I think it's 15 or 30 plates, 15. And then I think 30, you get another one maybe. You get a little prize from this little machine

that's on top of like, on the ceiling kind of area. And now I wanna replace them with like, coccorings and condom. That would be a better prize than a little sticker. More useful. Family friendly fun. Yeah, totally fun for all ages. I think the kids too.

Even a 11 year old loved them. Well, I mean, I was just, you know, discovering. Hey, I would eat more sushi. Yeah, I would too. I would too. I have to get one of those prizes. I, I, that place is consistently busy. Yeah.

That was always super busy. I haven't felt too comfortable going back there yet. I haven't been back since, yeah, before COVID. It's just like, when food is, like I know it's covered food, but the fact that it's still passing by everyone, just I don't know, that was, it's still so popular,

it's still like, oh, there's always so many people there. Well, I think also Austin now is back to stage two. I believe so. Which the CDC guidelines, I guess for that are like, you don't need to wear a mask inside if you're fully vaccinated and stuff like that so I think people will jump I could be worried about me too, but I think people will jump at the chance to you know Not if they think that they don't have to it feels weird This was just been so it just feels weird not to at this point. I still got I'm just gonna just keep well Yeah, well there was a moment think, early in the summer where cases were going

hell-a-down, hell-a-down. This is before Delta. We're like people are going out again, and I think you said you didn't wear a mask in a Starbucks one time, and this is weird. And then Delta came. Yeah, I think there was a week or maybe two where I wasn't wearing a mask indoors. I was like, I'm just like, oh, no. A long time. I was, well,'m just like, oh, no. We're on time. I was, well, I guess, did you have a place you hid stuff besides behind your bed and your kid? I didn't really hide anything else.

Like other than, I guess that box of condoms was up there, but like, I didn't really have anything. So now, I had a hiding place that was probably pretty terrible. I had cut us, so, you know, I had, on my bed was a mattress, and under the mattress was like a box spring, which I think we were people don't even really use us anymore. But along one of the, the boards and the box spring on the bottom side, like under the bed, I had cut a slit along the board. So I could like

reach up and put stuff in there because it was all fabric. Like you couldn't see. Yeah, yeah, that's like smart. If I stuck it in there and like put it on the wood. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, you wouldn't see it hanging or anything, but I would know to reach up there and grab like if I had anything up there that I wanted to keep out of sight. That's good spot. I got a text from my dad. He said, he said, we did not know they were up.

He didn't put his ear muffs on. You were not supposed to be listening. But yeah, that's where I would like. That's a really good spot. Kind of hard stuff. I, um, cause I had, at some point, cause he's a bad internet when I was a times so I was like a couple like, like, you point, because he said bad internet when I was a times, so I was like a couple like,

like, you know, my was really bad at it. It was more magazines, you know? And I hit him in my game gear case. I was like, can you see that? I was like, I look in the big one. No, no, no, no, I had a bigger one. I had like a pretty big one that was like, I was like, wow, this is like magazine shaped.

Yeah. It perfect size for, in my parents will never go into it. Mm hmm. Um, the only worry was my brother would, but, oh. That point, the game gear was old enough. There was no real reason for him to like, I'm going to bust up the game gear and get 12 batteries, you know, to play for one of the men. So it's like, that, yeah, that's where I hit it.

And I don't think I don't think it ever got this way. What did everyone in chat? Where did you guys hide all your porn? Or, yeah, I was where I hit it. And I don't think it ever got this one. What did everyone in chat? Where did you guys hide all your porn? Or, yeah, I mean, now it's easier. You just, you're hiding in the computer. I heard phone. Like, I guess it incognito, too. Anything you did want to hide, where would you hide it?

Like now? Yeah, no, I'm asking, yeah, chat. Like, you're sneaky spot. And do you don't have to reveal if your parents are also watching? Uh, how I met Lala says they never signaled barbs parents start listening again. like your sneaky spot. And do you don't have to reveal if your parents are also watching? How I met Lala says they never signaled Barb's parents start listening again. We did give the signal.

We did take your most off. I would love though if my parents were just at home like this. People aren't saying, people are saying stuff that they hid, but I don't see anyone really is talking about where they hid it. Yeah. I did, oh, I did, I think I hid Halloween candy in my room one time because I didn't like, you know, like any parents that don't want you

overdoing it on the sweets. And so I just wanted the freedom to eat my sweets whenever I wanted. So I think I might have hid a little bit of candy in one of my drawers or something like that. I don't think I ever hit, I should follow. I don't think I ever hit anything like porn or malicious. When I would hide, I'm so much of that malicious

when you're a kid it is. Yeah. Like I would hide the nerdiest shit ever, like a flashlight so I could read at night when my laptop was doing like stuff like that, like a book that I was in the middle of reading. Yeah, you were probably like me, like, didn't do drugs. So I didn't like drink or anything like that.

So it's like, I wouldn't be hiding these things anywhere. I either. I guess you're just porn for you? That was the only thing I think I hid or like condoms or something. Yeah, I would get in trouble from staying up late on roosterteeth.com when I was young. Yeah. That's what I got in my life.

I did have a flash. I did read under the bed, not under the bed, under the covers. That's how I read Lonesome Dove when I was like fucking 13. And then, or play Game Boy or something. Seeing under the bathroom sink. Under the bathroom sink, that's probably good.

Books under your bed, smart. I feel like if I ever had kids, I wouldn't wanna go through their stuff. You don't wanna, yeah. Like I'm like, hey, had kids, I wouldn't want to go through their stuff. You don't want to. Yeah. Like I'm like, hey, you are going to discover yourself and your life and I don't want to ever be in the way of that. Inside a VHS tape, that's good.

Because it's like what harm could come from that. Yeah, and let's see. Let a kid figure their shit out. Yeah. I did get caught with alcohol when I went back from college. I think I might have told this story, but I whenever, because I was like 19 or something and I was going back and so I had friends in college who were 21, it was harder when I went back home. And so I was like, I had a friend like, give me like two, the whatever the strongest alcohol

things you could get are. So I could like give me one alcohol please. Yeah, two strong alcohols please. And I put them in a shoe box like they were shoes and one day my mom can bugging me to clean my closet and then I was like the one day I came and I never did and one day I came home my closet was clean and my shoes were missing and my shoes that mean my my alcohol my have you ever brought it up or do you know she brought it up I was like I like I like went into a room and she's like So I clean I was like mom might you clean my closet. I told you I clean it. Oh, no She's like well. I don't like what I found it. I was like Christopher. I didn't like what I found in there I told you I would clean it. He said you're in college, so. Oh wait, America. I was like, yeah, sorry.

Forgot. And 21. Yeah, and so, and then, and she was worried, she was like, that's alcohol was really strong. Like, I'm worried about you. I'm like, I only got it because I just got a last meal summer mom. Like, yeah, I have a sip every two weeks.

Yeah, no, he like, I would what, it's like a, it put like, mix it down. Someone said, my husband hit his condoms and I'll hollow it out Xbox. Oh my, that's a, that's funny. That's a lot of condoms too. I was gonna say, it's pretty big. Need a box that expired in 2015?

I saw someone said they hit their stuff in a Lego star destroyer. Smart. That's good, that's great. That's funny, yeah. Unless you have like little kids visit. Mm-hmm. I Can't wait to build it Wow

Yeah, it's what I'm gonna pin these two aboard. It's funny to think about back about like hiding stuff Like in a in your bedroom. It's just weird. Oh, yeah, now it's like know, you got a whole house. You don't have anything hidden from master. No, God no, I don't even know where I could hide anything in my house. Yeah, other than like your nightstand. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no point in having. Yeah, like that's just nice. I don't you have to hide anything as an adult. Yeah, it's true, especially when you have your own place. Yeah. thing as an adult. It's true, especially when you have your own place. Yeah. You're doing you have to hide your shame. You can be like Chris and walk around in a crop top and under that five. Well, I did hide my keys for myself. Yeah. That backfire. Rolls-quits. Oh, which you know, the good full circle. Yeah, I was going to say I feel like

parents would have more to hide from their kids than kids would have to hide from their parents. That's right. Yeah, get a hide the world, get a slowly introduced into the world. Kids, don't go in your parents bedrooms. Just don't go in. Don't be a crystal mirror. I didn't go in, it wasn't my parents bedroom. It was my friends, it was his mom.

Don't do what Chris said. And I didn't go, I was invited in by by hit they're like come look at the condom drawer And packets of lube Yeah, do you have the really hot kind or do you just have mild? I don't know I don't I don't mess with the like the hot kind. I was making it. Yeah. I was wondering where he was going with that What do you mean the hot kind kind Kind of, it's like a warming. Oh, I was making a Taco Bell salsa joke. Oh, no, I meant like, I thought you were talking about like,

there's lube that is like, like, warming, lube, and pff, boy, you know, I don't, once. Have you ever done like the tingling stuff? That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, I don't care for it. I don't like the sensation and it can burn and it can it one times. Yeah. Never again, unless on accident.

What should I know what I'm getting you for your birthday? A flight of loops Mr. Demaris. Oh, I'm the for your entertainment. Yes. Here we have the Tuscany. The Tuscan Tingle. Tuscan Tingle. This is from Australia. It's very rich. The warmer down under. They want it. Look at you. What's that stuff that Australian people like that tastes gross? The Vegemite flavor. V Vegemite flavor. Vegemite, Marmites in the UK, right? I believe so. I'm going to be in the UK in November.

Well, really? I'm going to convention in Wales. So if you live near or around Wales, please come see us. I'll be there with the Ruby team Ruby. Nice. Yeah, I've never been before. So I'm super excited. That's cool.

Do you fly? We fly to London and then we drive to Wales. Okay. Yeah. It's like I think like a hour and a half to hour drive. Maybe it's not super far. Not terrible drive. Yeah. That'd be fun. It should be very fun. So yeah, come see us if you're there. Whenever we go to conventions, people are like, I have no idea you guys were here because not everyone follows us on Twitter and stuff like that. So. And then you can miss a tweet or something. Exactly.

Yeah, you can. Yeah. So whenever we promote stuff over and over again, that is why I was trying to make sure that the recurring theme here is going to be better about promoting stuff. Extra life. I, uh, I got. Were you?

Oh, I don't think either you were on this podcast. There was a podcast where Andrew Rosas was on a couple of weeks ago, and I don't think you were here, Barbara, because he sat in that chair. But we started that podcast in a very tumultuous way. We started the podcast talking about, well, before the podcast started, we were talking and we were talking about buying used hard drives off the internet and like, what if you find illegal material on it, what do you do? And I thought it was an interesting topic. So when we started the podcast, we started right with that. And it was like an interesting

discussion. And as a result of that, I got contacted by the FBI. Did you really? Yes. And what? They reached out and they wanted me to know to remind people if you find a hard drive with any kind of illegal material or anything on it, you should absolutely let the FBI know. They said, the person who contacted me said, it happens more often than you think,

and they're able to track it back to the distributor or producer and find out where it comes from. So, you know, in reporting it, you can stop those people from hurting anybody else down the road. Do we have a lower third for contacting the FBI? And.

Which means, yeah, no. So, yeah, this person asked me, if there's any way you can mention your country by the FBI and told to absolutely report it. I would really appreciate it. Who's the person that contacted someone? They requested to remain anonymous, but are they a fan? Were they listening to the podcast?

Were listening to the podcast? I verified that. That is cool. Oh, yeah. That I verified that they were with the FBI. They gave me like contact information. Oh, interesting. And I followed up with them.

Cool. That's cool that either, yeah, that they were listening and not just listening. You know what I mean? Like my FBI, it's my phone, so that's everything. What do you know what I mean? Like they were listening. His name's Philip.

Listening. So I thought it was interesting. I texted Eric when I got the message, he was like, hey, FBI contacted me. He was like, no, you're full of shit. That did not happen. Nope, absolutely. I feel a sense of comfort knowing that there's someone

from the FBI watching the podcast though. Keep us safe. Yeah. Safe from harm. I'm like, I was just, I don't really smuggle arms. I'm like, you not really do that. You probably, you have a skeleton in your car right now, don't you guys? I do.

It's over here. Bones and fake firearms. I feel like we should wrap up a little early. We should wrap up here pretty soon. But before we do, something else I want to talk about this episode. Have either of you seen the movie, the killing of a sacred deer? Tell me of a sacred deer.

It's a Yorgo Lantamos movie. It came out in 2017. It's the same guy who directed the lobster in the favorite. Hard of it. I watched it yesterday. And like I was trying to watch, like scary mouski yesterday was Halloween. And I thought, oh, the trailer makes it look I was trying to watch Scary Moose yesterday was Halloween.

I thought, oh, the trailer makes it look kind of scary. This is going to be a scary movie. I really don't know anything about it. I hadn't done any research. I just watched a trailer. I started watching it. I was like, this movie is absolutely ridiculous. The dialogue is written in a really robotic manner and like everyone delivers it in a really

super bizarre way like early on like the first conversation in the movie is about Watches and watch bands and it's like two doctors walking. It's like literally the the movie opens with the shots like two doctors walking down a hallway and One of them's like I have a watch with a metal band Like literally the movie opens with the shots, like two doctors walking down a hallway. And one of them's like, I have a watch with a metal band because the doctor says, yes, I purchased a new watch the other day. See, it has a leather band.

And the first one says, I prefer the metal band because the metal band is higher quality and more durable. What? It's like, was this written by a computer? It sounds like, in the way they deliver it, it's very, it's like very stiff and robotic the whole time.

The whole, I saw I watched the whole movie for two hours like, what the fuck? Was it like that for the whole movie? The whole movie was like that. After two hours like, what the fuck did I just watch? What's it called?

I was like, The killing of a sacred deer. Killing of a sacred deer. Okay. It's app, it's good. Good. It was, deer, okay. It's, I don't see. Good. Good. It was, no, no.

I'm gonna say no. And it doesn't sound like it would be good for two hours. It was, it felt like it was unintentionally funny just because of how weirdly the dialogue was written for like listening to people talk like that for two hours. Like I just felt like my brain was falling out of my ear. It was just so,

so fucking weird. So strange. Um, anyway, it's not not really a scary movie, but it was, it was a good laugh. What kind of band do you prefer? I prefer the nicer metal kind. I finally saw, I finally watched good games, so I feel good about that. Oh good. What do you think? I like that. Did you finish the whole thing? I finished the whole thing. Okay, excellent. I, uh, I'm surprised. So I was thinking about this at our Halloween party. I was surprised I didn't see any squid game costumes. Mm-hmm.

I thought at least one person from the company would have, I mean, maybe there was, but I just didn't notice. Yeah. Because there was like a lot of people there. Mm-hmm. But that was pretty. At least it was hard to find that's like costumes. Yeah.

I saw there's a place over off of Burnett and Canig that they have like signs outside of their store that say like Squid Game inspired merchandise. And like in their storefront, they've got like costume, like Squid Game looking costumes and shirts and stuff. I think it's a print shop. Oh. And I think that like Squid Game became popular,

it's printed up a couple of signs. They're like, hey, we have Squid Game stuff here. They do print on demand. Yeah, and you've got face masks for COVID that have this triangle or the school square on it and stuff. So they have a whole bunch of Squid Game inspired stuff there. I don't know if that was just for leading up to Halloween. I don't know if they still do now,

but they had mannequins and the- Now's the time to go shopping at Spirit Halloween. Everything's on sale Yeah, if there's anything left Um, all right, we'll show you a wrap this up Uh, I say thank you everyone for watching don't forget extra life Uh coming up community streams this weekend the RISD streams next weekend Uh, Jen lock coming up this Thursday and unlocked the companion podcast also coming out alongside it

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