Rooster Teeth Podcast - Welcome to Thiccsgiving - #726

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

Join Eric Baudour, Michael Jones, Jordan Cwierz, and Nick Schwartz in this Face Jam takeover of RTP as they experience Thiccsgiving and talk about Face Jam’s Trucked Up, the monkey mask, and more! Sponsored by Betterhelp, SquareSpace, and Helix Sleep This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://squarespace.com/roosterteeth to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Here's the thing. No, we don't. Hang on, we absolutely do not have face jam switch spoons by the time this comes out. You never know. They are gone. There's no, what? This comes out Monday?

Probably on eBay though. That's true. Oh, I was gonna say you said, you said, and I quote, I'm gonna read this verbatio. verbatio is that type of in there or yeah It's a space brand and then it says face jam so I did it right now. What does it say face James? I was for a long time face James yeah, yeah, face James

Like the bronze James I just don't like face face. I don't want to be referred to as a rooster teeth brand. We're a whole thing. Face a whole other thing. It just as calling it a rooster teeth brand is like, that's what we lay into. Well, I think companies, I think when they call us like, it's that customers and stuff. When we go to restaurants, I'm saying favorite food brands like face James, my favorite. Well, it is a, as a QSr specialist. Yeah, well, I mean again though I how offended can you be when you can't even get the fucking name right?

You don't talk about face James. We don't even know. Now I was gonna ask yeah. What are we doing here today? Okay, canonically. Yeah, I had a whole what's the explanation? I had a whole kind of situation planned out in my head. You had a whole situation?

Well, depending on the canon, what was the situation? Well, what's happening here today? Is this Michael Jordan, Eric Nick from Face Jam doing the RT podcast? Yeah, I would say this sort of face jam is this face jam doing the RT podcast, which it's not because the man's head is off. Right, we had an conversation. See again, I had a whole conversation with myself and I bet it's the exact same.

And I thought, surely, it's not even our podcast. We shouldn't make the man sit there right out. Yeah, I think you're not going to not being able to speak. That's why I'm glad. I'm glad that you guys Vived that from my brain as I was 20 minutes late You remember when you compromised do you remember I compromised with you?

By saying look guys, let's compromise you wait for me Remember when we did an episode of chump and yes, he we all dressed I think the same and believe so he We all dressed I think the same I believe so he also wore the same shirt and then wore the monkey mask the whole time But also talk yeah, that was weird the rules were not set yeah I feel like they're a lot more clear now. Yeah, yeah, and it's a door. We face jammin or not Yeah, that's it Well, we also did that episode of off topic where we just backlit him and he was Yeah, that's it. Well, we also did that episode of off topic where we just backlit him and he was I was from home right? Yeah, that was great. That was that one. That was a great idea But also he should have been allowed to be seen. He's just not allowed to be seen in face jam. Yeah

Yeah, but to be fair. I just wanted to see it Great. Yeah, I feel like it was an idea that we had and then we just went Yeah, let's just fucking do it. Well, even better because we were from home, so we're like, wow, great idea. Anyway, Nick, you do it. Yeah. Figure it out. I'd like to feel like that's it.

You just had to do it himself. We were talking about making him wear the mask for an hour. Yeah. Harsh. Yeah, which seems unfair on this episode, but we were talking about like, how long has he worn it?

What's the longest amount of time he's worn it for? And like, we've realized like, he's done whole episodes, live shows, Oh, yeah. Wearing the mask. Oh, yeah, dude. It's insane. How much time to think about, how much time Nick, you've spent head in that head. That's a lot of your breath.

It adds to him now. Look, I don't know. How long you've been wearing that thing? lot in that head. That's a lot of your breath. It adds to me now. Look, I don't know how long you've been wearing that thing. You're in a half, two years for Face Jam. It's got to be two years. At least you're here. That's got to be pushing two years. I don't think it's that least, right? Maybe catch it up to two years.

No, it was a good bid before we got the monkey mask. But it wasn't. It was a super, super, like we weren't like deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, because we got in the cars pretty early True, but we were in the cars forever For a long time. It's a hard to live in your out face Was not long in the car's was fucking for ever Beginning, and then then they got in climb so glad I'm so glad we're past the most of this show takes place in

Yes, yeah, I think we're finally the most of this show takes place in our, yes, like I think we're finally not. It was July of 2020. So, geez, what so two years? Yeah, almost two and a half. That's crazy. And it needs to be washed. Well, that's on you.

Yeah. Also, we need another one. Here's the, here's the beautiful part about Nick and this mask. We kind of came up with the thing, gave it to him and that's it. There's everything else was him. She clarified, there is a lot of like the monkey should do this, the monkey should do that. And we pitch ideas. Never once ever has any of us been like, oh no, we forgot to tell Nick to bring the mask.

We didn't bring the mask. We didn't come up with a bit for Nick. What's he gonna do? Never. This guy shows up and it's like, wait, did you drive here in that? Yeah. Like, he is ready to go.

It is absolutely autopilot. Like, I'm so glad that Nick was part of the creation of it because it's great. You got it. You do it. Again, I don't want to do it. You're the monkey. You do it.

It's why it's so important that it is Nick and not just any person. It's like, it's also, it was fun to watch. You give the mask and the idea was to change it up a lot. Oh, yeah. That didn't happen. It was like, oh, he'll be like a horse next time. Because we were talking about him being the mascot. Yeah.

And giving him mascot heads and just changing it out. But then the monkey just like, oh man. Well, I think what happened is he put it on and then he started going, ooh, and like dancing around. And that didn't come from anyone else here. Do you think? Do you think?

Yeah. Do you think that would have happened? Like I guess I'm thinking for Nick specifically. Do you think he would have been inspired by a different animal or would we not have gotten the same one? Like if I started with a horse, that's yeah. There's no way.

No, right. You can't do much with a horse. Yeah, there's no way no You can't do much with the heart So now What we've been saying here It's it's right It's such a weird Just wait for it. I mean, it's like a weird energy. We've crafted where something starts happening and it gets a like an animal spidey So there's like now's the time for me to start making noises and shit. Yeah, it doesn't act like that any other

Tuts true. It's really not it's a perfect normal person Also like whenever someone's like whoa, that's what it looks like. Yeah, but it's a self face reveal someone's like, whoa, that's what it looks like. But it's a self-face reveal. Yeah, it's face is everywhere. It's like the one person of the time we put him in a mask. And that's the only time people are looking at him. I know, like, man, I'd kill to know what this guy looked like. Oh, there are people in this company

who I'm pretty sure don't know Nick is the monkey. I just know that 100% they're just the case. I just think the monkey is some guy. Yeah, there we change out. They're like, so when you, when you three put on the mask, what is that? You never walk into the kitchen. And we hear people talking shit about the monkey. And you sit down and you're like, yeah, fuck that.

Yeah. What an asshole. Undercover bosses Kylo Renstock. Yeah. I hate the sauce monkey. I hate sauce. Who else hates sauce? And then it's cut to a touchy head.

It's like, yeah, we know Nick's the sauce monkey. He's wearing a big fake mustache. No one knows what he was saying. At RTX, when you were doing a bunch of signings at the voodoo ranger, there were a bunch of people lined up and I put on the mask and I ran through the crowd. And half of them were like, is that really? Is that, is that the thing?

Oh, I remember because I was sitting there and it was like a little, it was like a voodoo ranger area right? It's like not really a boot, but like an area and there was like the like off topic set and they were giving out of the ranger and that and so we were doing like some signings there We'd show up for an hour and they'd kind of set up a queue for the people who are already there and I'm signing and so there's kind of like I'm in an area and then behind me is like out of the area And so I'm just walks up to me and starts like Motioning at me and I turn around and I'm like oh, what's up Nick? And I'm like talking to him and I don't remember

I think you like pull the mask off or said something Whatever it's me. Yeah, I think you like whisper. It's me And I went trust me. I. Yeah. Yeah. I just I just something exactly what I do. And and I went trust me. I'm well aware. There's no way in a million years I would confuse Nick staring behind me in the monkey mask with someone. I was going to say yeah, Nick could tell you new

posture from the model. And it's like, I don't know what's me. It's like, oh, well, the dancing. Yeah. And it's not just dancing. It's your dancing. Yeah. You can the monkey. I mean, again, like I have been doing it two years. I would love to try and like, like, like, sniff out an impossibility.

Yeah, I imagine, yeah, very easy. Yeah, the hardest part would be the body type. Like I just know what Nick looks like. But if we could somehow mask the body type and have some sort of monkey contest, I think we could pick them out like that. I think you're right. Nick, Nick, and there's a sauce monkey, like a light contestant finish this slow.

Right. All right, by some other judges, I completely agree. It's hard to understand the nuances of the monkey because 99.9% of it is not on camera or in a video. We see it. We know it. We know it.

You get the little tiny bit of it, but trust me, it's not like caught and it goes finally. It's more like you can take that thing off. And then you can also do that. Oh, yeah, that pops up a lot. Oh, yeah, he just got an execution. Yeah, he did. Yeah, that'll be on the episode that comes out tomorrow when you're listening to this or watching this or whatever. Nick got an execution nerf gun that somebody made, I think a fan of a loyal Jemmerney moose made an execution nerf gun. Yeah, I don't know if he's like painted on. Yeah, like the orange colors.

I think it's like face-g in brain. Uh-huh. It's got a little monkey on it. You guys left yesterday and Nick was just in here pulling the trigger. I was practicing. I believe it. That thing's pretty powerful. He like shot it straight up. Yeah, it's like it's lost. It bounced right back. It was one of those, it's got, it's the little balls. Yeah, like the little white balls. It's not the classic.

No, it's not like nerve, nerve, nerve. It's like a little nerve. It's far more dangerous. Oh man. Uh, the, the thing that I really like about the, the monkey as the mascot for, uh, face jam and, and this was like, all Michael was at the beginning of like, Hey, we'll put you guys on t-shirts and we'll do this stuff. And Michael's like, I've been on it enough t-shirts.

Right. You don't have to put me on anything else ever. Don't, don't put me on stuff. I don't care. I don't want this. It's also, but it's also, it's like, I get it. But who the fuck just want to look at his face? So it's that. And then it was like, but we have this monkey. And then working, I think with like Tony, yeah, in our merch

team. And like he really sort of took that and it became like the little Caesar's guy. And then we just went, we can just keep dressing them up. And then Michael just went he just keep dressing him up and then Michael start out. Michael started buying the monkey accessories. Yeah, like the whole conductor. Yeah, he's the engineer. The audio engineer. I was watching a snack attack and it's just one where he's wearing like a little conductor's hat. Yeah, dude.

And that's it. He's just a trained guy on that episode. Yeah. He's got the marching jacket. Yeah, I wanted us to sell like an accessories pack for the plush. I completely agree. I completely. But I completely agree. I completely agree. I'm giving the jacket.

Well, here's what we do on anniversary pack. Yeah. And then we put like three years of monk celibate. Three years of monkey. Yeah. The gangster hat from when we were in Chicago too. Oh, right.

Yeah, it's right. I don't know why, but before we finish the sentence when he said gangster hat, I just assumed to like a flat rim hat that said gangster. Oh, no, not quite. Okay, all right, so we gotta get that. Gankster, are we? We need to go to a gas station and get that for the monkey. Gangster monkey.

Bucky. Yeah. They said gangster hat. So, excuse me. Well, the other thing about like not wanting to like for our faces on shirts is that we have avatars now where you're literally wearing the face jam and Azure shirts.

Yes. I love it. The features all of us. Oh yeah. This shirt, I say a lot like, oh, this is a cool thing for me. This is maybe the most outrageous shirt that face jams made. I guess in the context that if you are a jammer, this shirt makes sense. Yeah. And it should.

It makes perfect sense. You look at that and someone who doesn't listen to us, what the fuck is this? And someone else, even if it didn't say face jam on it, we'd be like, oh, it's face jam. Yeah. Huh? And then it's just like, what do you mean it's face jam?

They got the donkey, they got the monkey, they got the bugs, the crackle, the rats, what do you mean? The rats all there. And then someone just says, what are you talking about? That's it. I love it. I just kept saying that's Jumanji. Yeah. And I get going, no, it's face jigs. My wife saw it and she went, did you get that from the zoo in the 90s? I was walking around. It's also the Jurassic Park font.

Kayla, I think Kayla saw it and she went, what was walking around. It's also the Jurassic Park font. Kayla. I think Kayla saw it and she went, what was the thing? Is that a zoo book's shirt? And I was like, no, no, but yes. It's also, it hits that. It's just so absurd. Yeah, yeah.

It's great. Someone would wear this and just say, what? Yep. What's your animal? Yeah, it just looks ridiculous. It looks ridiculous. I love that they're all like the hyper realistic.

There's no cartoonishness to them. It's just, and there's not even an attempt to explain what the hell is happening. You know what I mean? It's just a bunch of animals and it's this face jam. Yeah, like it says face jam and it could not say, I guess it probably helps. Yeah, so something makes sense.

At least if someone sees it, they go, I don't know what this is, but I have a place to start. I have a lead here. I have a title. Oh, Google that. Yeah. Face jam. I'm not getting any dog rights.

So let me type in Face Jam, donkeys. Yeah. The fuck's up with these bucks. Look, I bet if you type in Face Jam, donkeys, you'd give a right or a donkeys. Yeah, absolutely. They have the math. Absolutely.

I like doing this stuff because it's just making ourselves or each other laugh. And that is, yeah. And that is the on trucked up now that trucked ups out. They had, there's two food trucks that people cook in. And one is 100% eat. And they asked me, what's another thing we can put on the other truck that isn't 100% eat. And I just said, what if it's at no bugs? And Drew doesn't know what that is, right? But he took it to them. And I'm like, all right, we got to come up with like other ideas just in case. And he took it.

He just, hey, he has everything back. They want to do bug. They want to do, but no bugs didn't hear anything from it. And he went, here's the like show title screen. And it's two trucks colliding. And once it's 100% eat and the other truck just says no bugs and they really wrapped it. Yeah, they really wrapped the truck and said no bugs.

I also say it's funny to us. It's very funny to us. And it's also very funny that throughout the show, we just kept asking you for any bugs in the other truck or going, whoa or going well what there's no bugs allowed in here and throughout the show controversy I'm fairly confident won't be in the show for us saying why the fuck are the bugs only in the no bugs truck this is crazy specifically said no bugs fucking read they need to be in the

100% eat truck you can't be hanging out in the no bugs truck. And bugs mean like a bug. Yeah, right? It was a one one one one. We were like, get out of this truck. Follow Trevor around for ages I think. Yeah, really did. But that, like that to me is, that's face jam is just like, it is. It's fucking around and being able to go, hey, we're gonna put no bugs on the side of this. Why? I don't know. The monkey's gonna come and don't worry about it. It'll be funny to us and I'm handful of people. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of nice.

And then when we explain it to everyone, it'll be nice. It's kind of nice that we throw out so many things drew determines quote, unusable. Correct. Because when we get to the bug stuff, he just has resigned, except it. Yeah, we can't use this., he just has resigned accepted. So I just, what can I do down a job? Whatever, sure. I'm not yelling unusable, so I guess I'll use it. Yeah, he asked me after the shoot, he's like, do you guys like working with me?

Because I'm a pushover, I went, no, I like working with you because you're a good director and like you go with our ideas. If you were a pushover, I think would be like mean. I think like we wouldn't want to work with you and we would be like mean to you. But you let us just do the crazy shit. The problem is, as much as I have no problem

with someone in charge being a pushover and then we can do whatever the fuck we want, that means nothing when it goes to post-productive. Absolutely, you kind of need the person with you on board when you're making it. Otherwise, it all just magically goes away when you post produce. Because there's about 99% of footage you don't use. And so it's very easy to take out everything that you like.

Well, that was that's our Mondo who's a cutting himself. Mondo is a contestant on the show, but also I think he's like an associate producer on it, but he's also sitting with post and like doing this story. Yeah, but the beauty of it is he's doing all that, but very much after the show. Oh, yeah, like to put it into perspective, this was not his job during the show. No, no, no, no. So it wasn't like, oh, Armando was in it for the, is he was on the show at the contestant,

fucked around the entire show. Then afterwards is now tasked a completely different job editing the show and no one pisses him off more than himself. He's like, he's like, you don't know when to stop a bit until you're in the editing bay. And there is 36 minutes of footage of you doing your bit and you're just going get on with it. Stop doing this bit. It's why you keep saying

free eyes. See, that's the thing. I love the threat thread immediately. That's the thing. Oh, I'm well aware of why he was saying to you guys. Okay. But the beauty of it is, he kind of set up the explanation once and then did the bit for a couple episodes. And again, you got to think, what if that explanation gets cut? Either A, I'm not even sure we were going when he explained. I don't think he was. It's not getting cut and it doesn't make any sense.

And now he has to deal with himself. And it's also why you'll notice if I'm on shows like this, it's just, you know, or whatever, Face Jam screaming about lemons and all that, because it's us. And also I know how it's gonna get made. I know what's gonna happen. Then you watch me on shows like Can't Be Trail.

And I just, I'm quiet and smiling when we're doing the takes. And 17 people are like, Yeah, I didn't do it, you didn't do it. Because I'm just like, it's just gonna be a nightmare later. Unusable. Never just go for it when there's 14 people in the shot.

Because you're either gonna have to now do it 100 times. Or it's just never gonna end up like you think it is. No, pick your spot. So you just sit there and pick your spot and I wait and it's like, I'm looking at you and I go, hey, fuck you. Yeah. And that's it. Hey, mix it or it doesn't. That's fine. Hey, my bit's over. It's a simple, it's a simple, me with me, mouthing. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'm trying to get lines out and Michael's telling me to eat dirt. But it's so like, and the thing is, I know I'm not on camera. I'm just trying to get me.

It is on camera and you're the only one. And then that gets everyone else excited and now it becomes a thing where I have to fucking eat dirt. Hi, it's me Gus isn't here, so I have to do ads. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Unfortunately, life doesn't come with a user manual. So when it's not working for you, it's normal to feel stuck. Nignos. Luckily, therapy can be a great tool for reducing your day-to-day stress, helping with anxiety or depression, or helping you work through a

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But there's a reason that when Stab, who's been producing the Ruseyth podcast, doing a great job. Thank you. Way to go, Stab. One clap from Nick. I'm not a good job. Yeah, thumbs up. There you go. We said, hey, Gus is it gonna be here?

We're gonna pre-record this. What do you want to do? And I said, let's do a Face Jam episode. And then Stab said, cool for Thanksgiving. And I said, absolutely. And then Stab said for Thanksgiving. And I said, what? Absolutely.

What a role. What a role it is. What is Thanksgiving? Is that why John's giving? So I've been talking with Gus for a while and he won't have to do this, I guess, because it's just us. There's a food thickener. Oh no.

And we are, we stab has been doing some food thickening experiments. And we're gonna see how thick Thanksgiving, thick giving, yeah, we'll work out for it. So I think I've, I think I've dabble with it. Yes, welcome to you. You dabble in thickening. Oh no. Tyler just fucked it up. Way to go. Okay. I think I think if I recall, okay, that's the thick. Yeah. Nick just pointed out the

thickener and said, is this so? Look at it. I understand that. But also it says simply thick on the bottle. So staff been doing some research and kind of figuring this stuff out. And we have a slider. We wanted to see face gems, thick giving and what it would be like. This is this course number one. I think. Oh, it's stab just like it. P F Changs. That's easy. Yeah. Many course me don it, P F Changs. That's easy. You have many course meal. Don't say P F Changs unless you're going to give me something amazing. Yeah.

Okay. What do you mean? There's salad in this cup. Look, that salad looks better than the salad from Torchies. That's just an lettuce in the cup. Right. Where's the mint? Yeah, that's just lettuce in this cup.

Oh, God. Stab. Stab, what do we have for our first course? Your first course is a lovely salad with Italian dressing that you will thicken. Oh, that's what that is. Oh, okay, that's not the drink. Okay, got it.

Okay, got it. How many parts? I was also confused. I would start with two. Okay, sky's the limit. Okay. I think Trevor and Jeremy did some thickness. They did.

Yeah. I know I was drinking like bubble butter. Yeah, for a while. That really messes me up. They're accommodating shit. We keep just saying it's food thickener. Yeah. What is the purpose?

Yeah, that's a good question. So I think if you have, because it doesn't like to be soft. Was it disfaces? Do you remember what it is, Stab? There's a thing to help swallow thicker stuff down. So you've thicken up your foods for this. So I wanted to try Thics giving and see how this works.

I think the answer to the question is like, well, it's, I think you need to get it directly under that spare. I think the answer is like, hey, this is really helpful to some people and we're not them. Yeah. Anyway, time to thicken up some dressing. Just let me know, that's not the dressing there. That is right there, Apple cider. Okay, all right, all right.

Okay, I'm gonna stop right here, Tyler. You're fucking son of a bitch. Okay, because you brought all this out. I did, did two cups. Where's your cup? Hang on, there's two cups and you've got a cup of lettuce and a, and a, what looks like a drink. And that's what I thought brought it out.

Then you went out of your way to say, I have given you lettuce, a salad, an Italian dressing. And I literally said, wow, we thought that was a drink. And you said, not the apple cider. You did say apple cider. You said nothing. Eric and Emily, with with question?

I'm just I'm the start Nobody said it is by Eric starts squirting thick into this and Tyler goes well, that's the that's a drink You been doing a great job producing Anyway drink this fear cider here's your cider's your cider. You got a cider. Which cider did you thicken? All of them. I got to stir it.

It just doesn't seem that much thicker. Yeah. Do you want it thicker? I don't know. Let me take a little tip. I think you got to really stir it. You got to stir it up. Till it really get it thick.

I mean, there's the dressing. Oh, okay. He wrote dressing on it. Well, that actually looks like dressing. So I don't know how we ever confused the two. Because we didn't have anything to compare it to, Jordan. I imagine me like a little baby, okay? Don't assume I know the outside world.

I only know what's in front of me. Right, I don't know what it is. I'm assuming that's dressing. I know, I know what's a salad and what's a liquid. I'm still mixing and I'm getting higher. It looks a little less. It's a little thicker. Yeah, definitely.

It's definitely a little thicker. You'll thicker. Yeah, definitely a little thicker. You'll thicken me up, Doug. All right. We will. Okay. It's getting in between now. Okay. Sider and apple sauce.

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's almost applesauce. It's very applesauce, but it's not lumpy. We use applesauce. There's something unpleasant about expecting a drink. Yeah. Okay. I like it.

And it's just like a little thicker than you were. So, there's also something unpleasant about once again being in this goddamn building and drinking apple sauce. Stop feeding the apple sauce. I don't want apple sauce, I want apple juice. Why is it everywhere? Stop putting apple juice in the refrigerator.

We tested this a couple of weeks ago. What's up with this guy? He squinted like he was a pirate for a second. Ah! Is this lemons? This is not going to be that is not lemons. I mean, either way. Oh, that's a better way to do it.

It doesn't change the flavor, really. No, no. It just, if I close my eyes I would be like what's up? What's up? What's apple sauce? Yeah? It's like all the apples. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's creamy apples. It's cold for you. Yeah. It's goo We tested it a couple of weeks ago and we did it with like Red Bull and a couple other things Dante who wants an it He was walking by Dante was walking by he's like who Red Bull and readable? And we went, yeah, we're making it fake. He wants them and he went, yeah, and he drank it

and he went, can I have this? Nice. This is pretty good. So we got a bit of a frozen milk situation. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You topping off? Oh, no, this is our dressing.

Oh, okay. So we got to get some thick dressing. Okay. Are we going to thicken the lettuce? Well, I think that's the point of thicken some thick dressing. Okay. Yeah. Are we gonna thicken the lettuce? Well, I think that's the point of thickening the dressing. Okay. Is it all over liquid? Okay.

That's good. That is he has made that again. That doesn't, it doesn't drop. Oh, it's yellow. He's made. Oh, there he is. It's again, it's like perfect pure baby food. Yeah, it looks like it's not, it's not into food.

It's not lumpy or, or, you know, again, you just see all the, like the apple bits in like baby food. And that, that looks like baby food made in a lab, which is probably where the baby food's already made. It does kind of feel like it's just turned it into food instead of a liquid. What this is, what this is, is matrix drink food.

I don't, I don't want it. It is matrix drink food. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want to drink food. I'm actually a little excited at least about thickening that and then the salad. Do you want me to thicken your salad? Oh God. Yeah.

Okay. Well, this is thick with that. Oh, cool. I don't think the thickener alone is going to, I don't think it can thicken the lettuce. It's definitely thickened the dressing. Whoa. You have to do the four, three or four.

Okay. You have to start a lot to get it thick. Yeah. That's smart to switch to a spoon. Yeah. And not a tiny drink straw. Oh boy. That is thick.

That is. Just a little bit on top. So the Italian dressing now, which has the consistency of Italian dressing, now has the consistency of sweet and sour sauce. Yes, that's exactly what it looks like. Which is a fine sauce, but not how you usually see Italian dressing. No. Looks like someone very sick sneezed on the lettuce.

There you go. Oh, you didn't look bad until you said that. That's just what it looks like. I just call it like I see it. Thank you for saying that though. Okay, welcome to James Giving. This is a real life. It's a James Giving.

No, no, no. This is thick giving. This is no. Why is your fucking mouth closed? We're dead again. Sorry, because again, face James thick giving. I thought on the drive-year as I was thinking,

can Nick talk and show his face the follow-up is this James giving will decide it's not here's the thing you say it's not it could be 20 minutes from now because that's how James It's on our mind, but no it isn't happening yet Thanks thick dressing is okay here's straight. Well, here's what you have to do It stays towards the top though, which is usually the problem with dressing Here's what you have to do. I don't understand what you're saying What it drops to the bottom. You have to mix it, but that's what you want No, you can't mix it when it's thick. Yes, you can mix it all in here. I'm sorry

You don't want it mixed you want it all at the top. I want it all mixed together But starting from the top down. I don't want to scoop up from the bottom. Mixed is mixed, I don't know what you, I'm just, so you want to mix from the top down, not from the bottom up. Right, okay, yeah, this is a personal preference of this. Here's, I want to keep the crutons intact. Here's the all the problems.

Here's the only thing that matters about what you're saying is, and it's how full is the container of the salad. I don't understand where the fucking matters, where the dressing is. about what you're saying is, and it's how full is the container. That's fair. That's solid. I don't understand where the fucking matter is, where the dressing is. You mix it or you shake it up. When you really stir it together, it's fine, but when you keep it on the top and you do a little dipping, it has a slickness to it. Here's my biggest problem with this.

The fucking lettuce is cut into micro-scoppy threads. The smallest beef- Chopped to bits. Like, it's chopped lettuce. It's not shredded lettuce. So I have a fork. Right. I'm stabbing into a cup, pulling it out,

and getting a shred of lettuce. I'm just like, God, salad style. There's this not, James gave me. No, no, no, no. I'm getting James God right now. But this was only our first course. No, shall I prep the second one? That said, the flavor is fine.

Yeah, yeah, why don't you get us ready for the second course and then you can fly this out here in just a second. I liked it. I think it's a new way to do it, salad. You know what I mean? I mean, this is the guy that's been saying for a year is God to keep the dressing on the top. Right, because I don't want it on the bottom.

I want it to cascade down right right why I'm looking I can eat a lot of it. Let me ask you this What is the difference? We do it cascading down and open up the salad Mm-hmm pouring the dressing cover it mix the entire thing all together and then you're done And that would mean I'm getting it from like a fast food place. It's all mixed. Why might know? I'm not what do you mean? What do you mean? Right you take a bullet home you put plate on top of it. Oh fuck off. What are you doing? Why why are you not the right thing?

Why do you have to be getting star? You're full you get stirr salad. Oh no! Are you just a shakes out man? Are you boring dressing and then trying to stir it with like a fork? Yeah, I'll never work You get a shit of glass violently. You put a plate on the top and then shake it violently. Yeah, or like, you got it for it. You have felt like halfway or three quarters. Because it needs room to bounce around. That's how you, that's how you,

this is why I am confused at this. I've wasted my life. Yeah, what you're describing is already a thing we can do. He just said, I've wasted my life. In regards to the way to salad, I heard it, and locked it in. Was a very transformative day for me. It's a very, again, when you know Nick,

normal thing for him to say. Yeah, is I wasted my life I haven't been shaking my head. I mean, don't feel bad. I only learned that like a couple of years ago. Okay. Okay. I think Lindsey taught me that.

Yeah, you put, you put like the dress, like, I usually do like a vinaigrette, and then you shake it all around, and then you don't have to like, I'm a big Caesar. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, Caesar's the best salad. I don't like a creamy dressing.

Not a creamy dressing. You like a thick dressing? Yeah, this was about as well. This is got, I do have a virginity cream. I will say it, it doesn't, what you, what you mix it in. It doesn't really mix in. It's why I didn't mix it.

Yeah. I tried a couple bites of it on the top, and it was't, it doesn't really make it. It's why I didn't mix it. It doesn't make it. I tried a couple bites on it on the top, and it was like, it, but it really, again, it still tastes the same. It really makes me think too of like a sweet and sour, because it was the size of the blob was exactly like a little cup size. Yeah.

It's like, it's an interesting way to eat a salad where it's much like watching, Kastanza cut a chocolate bar. I like the idea of someone watching Nick eat a salad by dipping into thick dressing off to the side and just going what wasted his life All right, let's get everything on here. So staff can fly it out. Oh, yeah, there you go. We're turned to get everything on there yet I'm gonna hold on to my thick drink. yeah, no, it's not a bad idea. I got you. I'm not holding onto my thick drink. Well here's the thing, it doesn't quench thirst anymore.

Oh no. That's the thing, that's what I'm expecting, something to wash it down. You're drinking this and getting first here. Stop drinking me food. I'm hungry. This is thickener work on booze. I mean why wouldn't it? I think we talked about it.

Oh you know, this is for me. This is for me. Yeah. I know. I'm hungry. Does this thickener work on booze? I mean, why wouldn't it? Right. I think we talked about it. Oh, you know the three. This four. Yeah. I think you would be able to thicken beer, yeah. But yeah. But don't worry, we have the second course coming in.

Well, here's what you do though. If you do a little bit of Vodk or something, just do a little like little dribble water. I'm then thickened. I'm not even gonna look at it. Yeah, well, they're thickened the water in the vodka. I don't know Tyler's Tyler's coming over. He's looking worried Eric here Let me let me just let me just let me just say we'll put down you're okay Let me just say real quick. What just happened here? Oh, that were reversed Eric would be thinking about getting

year. If that were reversed, Eric would be thinking about getting really so hard. He's so standing here with a plate of food. And Eric's just going, what? There would be take a phone. Yeah. Sam, what are we looking at? You have Turkey mashed potatoes. Classic classic. Is this pre-ficked? And no, not pre-ficked.

Are you sure? Tyler, it already looks so much easier. You sure? And then you have some cranberry sauce. We have cranberry sauce. You have some turkey broth. We have, oh, that can only get thicker. And then no gravy, of course.

What I have, that's how gravy is made. This is actually, I appreciate this. Because what I have here now is at least a bar to never go below What I'm holding Happy Thanksgiving Don't be insulted okay people would have killed each other for this be insulted, okay? People would have killed each other for this. That firebath is okay.

Yes, for the mashed potatoes, they're shaped in a square for some reason, but there are mashed potatoes. It's not a picture of a potato. It doesn't make me feel like I'm a refugee. What? Right, right. I mean, that's, what would you guys like to see thickened first? Oh, man.

Go with the turkey bro. We should thicken the mashed potatoes. Here's what I'm gonna do first. You wanna thicken your mashed potatoes? Here's what I'm gonna do though, and I'm your mashed potatoes? Here's what I'm gonna do though, and I'm gonna throw this out there though. I'm gonna take a bite or two so I can get an un-thickened. There you go.

Next thickening is mashed potatoes. Yeah, let's see if it thickens a month. Can you throw me a fork? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got flown out. No, I understand. No. Okay.

Thick. Pretty good. Turkey broth. So, let me just say this, if I were to face jam jam this the consistency of the mashed potatoes is incredible the taste is dog shit Like they recount like it's all yeah, it tastes like plastic. Yep, like that's oh it should not taste like that. Where did these come from? Where'd these come from these were microwavable meal? microwavable meal. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. It's so bad. I appreciate actually like the fluffiness of the mashed potatoes. If that were a good taste, these would be great. Well, Nick is tastes like fucking shit. The aftertaste. It's like ms. Yeah. It's chemical. Yeah. Nick is

the chemical type of microwaved. So it's so fact. I'm not really asking about where they microwaved. What was the expiration date on the potatoes? How long was it frozen for? That's 12, 22, 2019. The turkey is like whatever. Food. No, that's plastic. This is, you shouldn't, we shouldn't eat this.

Like it was, it was touching the film a little too long. It's not a food taste. No, it's not. The funny thing is is that I cooked these without the film on top. You want to keep up? Oh my God. That it's not. The funny thing is is that I cooked these without the film on top. You want to keep up? I mean, that one. Well, that's good. But I think that I think the film merged with the food over time. Do you want to help those taste? I can thicken up some gravy for you. That needs. Yeah, that. I think that must be it. Yeah. Not having

the thick gravy is what's doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Nick, Nick, do you want to stir some gravy? I'd love to. All right. How did we keep going the the mac potatoes as a fork or the spoon? I'm sorry damn it the show Oh, I could make Orbs Oh, boom so ah Here's the thing the cranberry sauce is already pretty thick. It's cranberry It's cranberry so it's pretty thick. I need more thick narrow Because cranberry is thin already. Okay. It's like slightly thicker, but it can be even more tired.

Tyler, why does it look like every time you are right? That's something on a cup. Someone tried to fight you. It's the liquid fighting. Okay, I just like that. It's crazy. Every time I write turkey on a cup, someone would fight me John Wicks style. Like I'd walk past the homeless guy

who had a submachine gun while I was writing Turkey on a cup. It's pretty, if it can drip, if it can drip, it needs to work. It needs to work. It ain't thick. Okay, so I got cranberry here. I'm not, boy, let me tell you.

I need some water. Don't let it get on your hand. It is unpleasant. Oh yeah? It's really, not my hands are as big. It's hanging out on the top. You gotta wait. Oh yeah? It's really not my hands are potatoes. It's hanging out on the top. You gotta wait. I gotta, I gotta, we gotta shoot these mashed potatoes

into the sun. Yeah. And they're over left over packets, burn them. And don't inhale a few. It's gonna go to the sun and then we have to smell it. It's so bad. That is one of the worst things. If this were face shamed, that's one of the worst things.

I get it because it's just the taste of non-food. It's like the bag merged with the mash would taste like something. Trust me, I feel like a refugee. Trust me, I'm a man who eats plenty of micro-earned food. No. Nick, you want to give them some of that gravy?

Oh, yeah. How's that gravy looking? It looks great. Yeah. See what you got there? Let's see what you got there, Michael. I eat a lot of frozen food in this taste like shit compared to that. Why do you eat a lot of frozen food?

It's just easier. It's a busy guy. What else are you gonna do at 2.30 in the morning? But also, it's easier for calorie counting. Oh, okay. So, okay, that's some of the pretty things that I'm treating. But it's pretty good. Whoa!

The turkey broth has reached a good thickness. That is thick. I also like the idea of Nick talking about frozen foods are good for calorie counting. Yeah, because I can see the exact number. Right, and I understand. I understand, but the implication of calorie counting is people who try to eat not eat a lot of calories. And that's not you.

Right. I mean, on the show, sure. Right, I'm just saying, you can't take them away later. Yeah. That's why I'm making up on the front end on the show is where you mix all this That's where I let it all go. I'm calorie counting. I'm starting at fucked Yeah, and then counting after and then it's just it's damaged a lot of patience You really just are eating things that take away calories. Yeah, you're calorie

I think it's called I think this is neck this is negative 50 It made up for one bite of daddy's face Nick do you want some thick cranberry? Yeah, one of the great things about these being so big is that you can just like Dollop it on the side like it's a little sauce. Uh-huh. Yeah, definitely a little sauce This is not right the colors aren't doing it for me either. Yeah, it's all like a brown Brown I'm trying the trick start to to look like poop. Mm-hmm. You passed me the grave. I haven't had it yet.

Neither have I. Hold on. Okay. Yeah, you're trying to trick you without it. What are you doing? It, the, the cranberry, the cranberry just has like this movement to it. Movement. Movement.

Like, I, you try to like grab it and it's just there's cranberry. Uh-huh. Is it not the most appealing thing anyway? No. You try to like grab it and it's just there's cranberry is It's not the most appealing thing anyway. No, it's very like I grew up eating cranberry sauce like for Thanksgiving and shit, so it's It needs to be on something. It's like that normal thing. That's weird, but it's you eat it whole life And so it's normal, but I totally get it if people go that's fucking weird. I'm not eating that totally make sense But I totally get it if people go that's fucking weird. I'm not eating that totally make sense This just looks like shit. You put it a pie now. Yeah, this just looks like pie family like a cherry pie or something It looks you wouldn't have a cranberry pie. You would not want to eat this not in a pie. No one would go. It's slapping on Put it on my gravy excellent

You know what this looks like? Hey, happy Thanksgiving. You want some peanut butter and jelly? Oh, that's exactly what it looks like. Oh, no. What are you eating peanut butter and jelly? Oh, you mean my gravy and cranberry sauce? Oh, you're confused.

I've simply thickened it up a bit. My biggest problem with the gravy is not the thickness. It's how cold it is. Super cold. It's very unpleasantly cold. It could reach that it is. Super cold. Very unpleasantly cold. It could reach that consistency just by being cold. The cranberry sauce is okay. You were talking, the cranberry sauce is totally fine.

The gravy is at least trying to do some work. You were right about the potatoes. They taste like old water. Right. They taste like when you leave a bottle of water out. It's not a bad taste. It's a funky. It's what you call funky or musty, like you're in the said. It's not a bad taste. It's a funky. It's what you call funky or musty, like Jordan said. It's not a food flavor.

It's not, I don't like this flavor. It's, this should not be consumed. And you can, your body does a pretty good job of just knowing. Oh, okay. Wow. Why do you give you a little bullseye? What is that, by the way? I started working on it. Gotcha. Cause you could have said a lot of things. Let me guzzle this. I start turning off gotcha because it you could have said a lot of things Let me guzzle this At straight corn syrup looking yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. It's got that flavor

Don't think I or maybe don't eat turkey Well, it's great. Don't do it. Oh my God, that was disgusting. It's also so weird. Was it all like the texture and the thickness of it or was it the taste? No. It's hard to explain because it's the taste, but the taste is also so light. Yeah. It's hard to explain.

It's like, oh, and then it's gone. Wait, I swear I tasted something. That's so weird. It's like the opposite of the mashed potatoes. It's so light. That's so weird. It's like the opposite of the mashed potatoes. That will go away. It's so light, bro. I kept eating goo to get rid of that fucking taste.

Yeah, because it's awful. I'm goo was better. I'm angry about it. I think I'm done with the main course. The first one was better. It's not crazy. I like the salad with the thick dressing. Better than this shit.

I like the thick apple cider better. How about the final course? Yes, let's get the final course. Oh boy, I hope it's pumpkin pie. Oh me too. Oh, here you go. Thanks. By the way, I'm going to need the name of the potatoes you got.

So I know not to get the void at all cost. It is a criminal. I would say, a thick giving giving not good, not good. Not good. Also not entirely necessary because it's not changing the way things taste. It's just changing the way it is in your mouth and I don't like that. Yeah, but I agree with Michael that turkey broth is like because it changes the way that you can eat it. You would never go like, ooh, turkey, probably, let me drink that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, it ate it on a fork, right? And so, again, like, the way it looked before, that's not something you should be able to do. Right, and also, again, it's a thing of like, I ate it on a fork in a similar way you could like, dip fork in the sauce,

and you know it's supposed to go on food. Yeah, but you get like, it's sweet and then you're done. It was not that. No. It was not that. No. It was not meant for man. That is the interesting thing about thickening things is that your brain is expecting it.

And then when it gets into your mouth, it's like hold on, hold on. It's just like, because you're like something else. Because you're like something else. And then it's like brain process, apple sauce though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like it. Well, here's what I don't like. Don't like Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like it. Well, here's what I don't like.

Don't like brain tricks. Here's what I don't like. I don't like that. You know that Jordan, right? You're like, this is inside of this is thick. I know it's thick. I know it's gonna be different. And then you're still surprised.

Yeah. And that makes me angry because I'm in charge. Not like brain. It's like, hey, I told you. Backseat brain, you piece of shit. I'll rip you out. That just happened. That's the reason I'm in them. You're not in charge of me. I'm in charge of you. What am I if not back seat brain you piece of shit. I'll rip you out

You're on charge me. I'm in charge of you. What am I if not my own brain? I don't know but I'm in charge of it You piece of shit Nick ate some and then drink his drink and then what does it help? Glad I got rid of that. Yeah, I made the right call Thick ice cream Big screen. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I made the right call. So get some thick ice cream. Ooh, big scream. I don't know. Is Tyler coming back? No, I think he just said, oh, yeah, you look, uh, did he quit again? Yeah.

He said I'm out of here. Oh, no. Well, we we worked on his mashed potatoes too much. He was like, uh, they're microwave. They're microwave. I'm not going to lie. I was trying to stick it to him. I don't think there is mashed potatoes,

but if they were, he deserves a way worse. And what we said, they tasted so bad. And not like immediately. Again, it has like a, there's like a staying power to it. It has been wondering. It's kind of like, you know how. Where's the bar for food quality? Yeah, yeah, how do that pass it?

You know how at like barbecue in Texas, it's like more of a thing instead of getting cheese to have like a wedge. Yeah. Yeah. They just give you bite the cheese. That tastes like you ate the mashed potatoes and then bit a piece of plastic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah, yeah. It's like, we got the match for data. The plastic, no, it's next to it. No, bite this toxin. It, that's on the top. It really had like, it had both like, this geranium. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like a chemical on top of the match for data. It was like a, it was like a hollow taste, like a negative taste. No, it was, it was like, GMP, you gotta get your name back. GMP taste. Yeah, oh man, that's, oh, negative calories. Negative calories. The dumb defender. There's a, oh man, that's oh. Negative calories. I'm not the dumb defender.

There's a, oh yeah, you said that you're like all about bugs or something. There's like, I've always been about bugs. But I mean like there's like more like addition. Well, I'm getting in the Hollow Knight and there's some bugs in there and that's great. We're bugs, there's a bug king, uh huh. We're bug kings.

But they're bug gods. Oh wow. And that's something I don't think we've ever considered. What's a god to a king. Oh Probably probably a big deal. Yeah, I think so The bug the bug gods Give us the authority to rule as bug kings. It's by their divine The book guys are kind of like bug superintendents

And so we're the bug principles. Right. And we do have a boss, but they're somewhere else. Right. And so it's not like you're a little wrecked. Well, I'm inviting the bug gods over to my house for some steep playing. Right. To see our bug troops and what not. This all makes sense. Tyler coming back. No, I think he's gone. Yeah. No, I think he like left. I think whatever. This what happens when you have James giving.

I'm not. Not James give it. I wouldn't be concerned about him. I just wish if he knew he would have screamed vamp as he walked out. Right, right. Because I was expecting him to show up to. Yeah, yeah. And now I'm left wondering what maybe he know.

Oh, he went to call his mom about the recipe for the first time. Sarah's talking to him in the hall. Sarah's just like, oh, he went to call his mom about the recipe. Sarah, Sarah's talking to him in the hall. Sarah's just like, oh, just two seconds. You want to hear something fun I recommend it. Uh-huh. So, oh, this is great, by the way. So we're doing our tea podcast, which I haven't done it about six years.

Yeah. And so, we're like catching up on content. And then also next week is Thanksgiving. And we're pre-taping this. And I'm actually taking days off. So my week is insane this week of like Filming ahead of time Yesterday we did face jam. Mm-hmm. Then immediately after that. I did off topic. You had about nine minutes

Jordan we finished off topic. I looked at my phone like what am I doing tomorrow? RTP first thing Podcasts I'm so fucking stupid. And so, and so, and so, then we're doing this week, we're doing the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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and then who else do we have? And I go, and he's like, yeah, we don't, he's like, that's not gonna have anybody. That's the problem. And I was already joking about this the other day, and I go, oh, no problem. Oh, Thanksgiving episode, perfect. Joe Alfredo, Jaron, and Sarah. Just like Oh Thanksgiving episode. Perfect. Joe Alfredo, Jaron and Sarah.

Just like a Thanksgiving family. And so I'm very, very tense. Fun. You said who should we get? And I said Sarah and Jaron and he just gave a thumbs up. So I washed my hands. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thinking it's just kind of like a found family. It's a shame.

It's a shame, I can't hear. So, especially going home to Jersey with family, you know, you do your courses, whatever, and then everyone shuts up and has a nice like pumpkin spice latte. Yeah. So I have pumpkin spice lattes. Oh, I haven't had one yet this season. Wow. Wow.

You're going to get a thick one. Hey, we just came up with the pumpkin spice rat shirt and crew neck, so this is a really work out for that. And what would be great for a lot is our new flat switch spoon. That's true, which is definitely sold out. And is very flat. Yes, well, it's concave, the little scoop slide. You can do a little scoop. If it's thick and it sticks to things, surface tension,

it's great for that. I sell the flat spoon with a bottle of Yeah, that's really that way you can use this spoon for everything. It doesn't need to be it doesn't need to be Here's your bowl of cereal Concave Convexes Yeah, you guys called con Hill Why isn't it called con Hill? Just be sure that's called con hole. Even cave is too close to Conhole, yeah, like cabed in convex is like I don't even I'm vex who the fuck walks down the street and use of the word

Vax. Hmm. I don't even you ever get like maybe I get people ever get a capture and it's like click all the vexes No, it says hills. Yeah, I'm just confused. Okay, so we do have pumpkin spice lattes, which I'm a slut for pumpkin spice. No shit. You like like a, so like a 25 year old white room. Absolutely. I'm wearing my identity scarf in my eyes. I'm going to the pumpkin patch. Forget your vest. Yep. okay. This is getting wh- Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, did you hear that?

This is thickened so quickly. Yeah, I think. Oh, no. So I think it's gonna be bad. I think hot makes it thick fast. Oh, I think hot. That's such a cool thing. Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be a, you're gonna have to put it out.

Can I be a shirt? I learned that in like second grade, if hot thick fast. I think hot makes it thick fast. That's like a Gavin Glow. Can I have more thick? Absolutely. Oh, you're the Gavin in the episode. Yeah, congrats.

People like pumpkin spice. Then another thing I was talking about when Jordan mentioned uggs and it made me think of Eric's face. Yeah. What's up? You know, it dawned on me sitting here and staring. I will say like we always see Nick out of the monkey mask.

That's normal. But we don't usually see him or I don't anyway. You do different podcasts with him. I don't see him straight head on so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Being a normal person. Like it's usually out and about in a car and away from you. Like sitting and making content, he's not usually.

I was gonna try without the whipped cream, but let's go. Jordan, let me show you. Should we thicken that too? How do you thicken whipped cream? It's great in the bowl. Great question. Yeah, I think you figured it out. Whoa.

You treat it like shitty peasant cool with. That's what it will turn into if you think it, I think. Dude, this is- This pumpkin spice latte now looks like brave. Okay, can you do a little for the camera? Uh, right over there. Let me get one more. Oh, okay.

Oh my God. Oh, no. I'm trying to make it. He'll be fit. If you listen to a sped a silly that came out, there are last bit in silly. We ranked Thanksgiving foods and pumpkin pie was really high on that list.

What's wrong, Jordan? How about pumpkin spice latte, Jordan? It's just so funny because I kept drinking being like, where is it? Where is it? I got to get it through the whipped cream. And I'm just, my mouth is full of the lot. It looks like zero.

Okay. It's the same, it's the same condition, consistency as the whipped cream. So I'm just like, where is it? Where is it? That's good. Hey, here's the thing. It doesn't, I love it. It doesn't taste bad, but again, it's just real.

I'm either a, I'm either a, I'm either a baby or I'm an old man. Yeah. This isn't, this isn't, hey, this is good. This is, this is good. Either way, I'm in diapers. I know that. Yeah, I'm loving this too much. I'm ready for another spoonful. That made it into pudding. It is. I mean, it's slower than I would drink it, which I like more. And it's warm pudding. Yeah. Yeah. It is pudding.

It's pumpkin spice latte pudding, and I didn't know that's what I wanted. It is so fascinating about the thing to me. Here's the thing to me. Here's the thing. Is that it doesn't change the taste at all. It just like, again, it just tricks your brain into being something else. Here's how you save this one. This is the best one, because again, it doesn't change the the flavor but it does fuck it all up. It does. Yeah. This, this, all you do because

it's still weird because it's like a drink. Yeah. You take pumpkin spice lattes and then you put them in like little like like serving comes. Oh. And then and then you just pitch it as pudding. And no one would suspect you do a little bit Say on the top of the book. I bought all this PSL and thick did up. How is it? You just put this out and they're like wow I love perfect You're so thick. Whoa. Yeah, I want extra thick, but that's well. That's why it works as a plea look at that perfect You would absolutely just think and I'm on the wife is it if I'm on the buffet line And I see that in the dessert section, you're absolutely taking it.

Yeah, I'll pick that up. Not bad. I say this is the winner. That's better than Jellar. Yeah, that's better than Jellar. Yeah, this I would do. I would. Yeah, like if I had it, if I had thickener, like I would buy a bottle if you're making this

shit as a dessert. Yeah, who can keep this Tyler? Because you can even be lazy. Go buy a bunch of fucking pumpkin spice latte. Yep. And then just thicken it and pour it in cups. And this is not bad. That is not bad.

That's a full undeserved. And no one would know that that is, I just, I guarantee you, like next Halloween or around Thanksgiving, you're gonna start seeing like, that's not bad. I would still go thicker. This food hack that is great for like for guests for Thanksgiving.

And it's just thick and thick and pumpkin spice like I like my kids watch a lot of like hack stuff. Yeah. And and a lot of it like the real hack stuff or the fake hacks that blow your house up. No, no, no, the movie hack. The real hack stuff, but stuff they watch the real half Tickled him my two children are being watched Jordan the number of times I'm driving my car and those road stops come up We hit it in car flips

It's not a good I'm always getting my bank account drained Yeah, they're on the pad again. That's just good, this is good. Yeah. My stomach also feels heavy. Yeah, it feels like it's thick. It's in my gut. Oh, no. It's for that heavy stomach that I say.

I would really recommend the pumpkin spice latte thickener. I'm going to put it. Absolutely. If you're in there trying it and you want it, like, and again, there's a reason here. I wouldn't just take the drink and put thickener in it and go, whoa, but if you wanted to turn it into a dessert, yeah, that actually makes sense.

Yeah. Give it a bunch of pumps and that's thick and then put some whipped cream on it. And that's a lot easier than doing a jello and setting it out. Oh, I really am. I mean, I can't be lazy. Just go buy the pumpkin spice latte.

Yeah, everyone's making it. Just go buy the pumpkins by slot tape. Yeah, everyone's making it. Yeah. Just go buy a bunch of them. And then like, that's actually like a really easy way to make desserts. Yeah. God, we're good. I think this is a great way for Nick to, like, counter calories in Finland.

Yeah, because I can control the input. It's a fuller. Like, I've only had, I've only had about half of this. And I'm, I'm, I'm a little full. Yeah. Yeah. I ate the whole thing. I'm very full. It's taken up space. How many calories are in the screen? He's going to know. Well, hang on. He's going to control the input. Yeah. And that's well because what he said, it's like a TV.

Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I get what you say. Switch nature. My baby. Here's the thing. He's got a switcher. If you're, if you're channel three, look, that I can play games. games Eric if your food is a liquid And you don't have like measuring cups. How are you counting that? Yeah, yeah, right There's no it's like we cutting your liquid, but now I can take his drinks and cut them up into servings Yeah, table spoon and he can count his calories much easier. How many That way I like the idea of

you going through all of this instead of just drinking as pucke and spice latte and having the calories, he can thicken it, cut it up, drink it five times and still have the exact same amount of calories that he was going to get anyway. But over a longer period of time. I see that's not going to happen though. It's not going to be over a longer period of time. I see that's not gonna happen though. It's not gonna be over a longer period of time. No, because you still have to control yourself. That's not happening. And the thickener is not gonna help that. You need to thicken your resolve a little bit. So you need to do when I count Calibrate.

You need to solve a couple of cups. Oh man, pump on the brakes. But I am with Nick, I drink all my drinks so much faster than I eat food. Dude, when I go to bars, I'm like, I don't have any control. It is just like, oh wow, this tequila soda is already done. It's like, oh, everyone else had two sips and I went, oh, what? And people have talked.

Yeah, come on. We're worried. Oh, I found out Lone Star has the, I think they have the riddles under the caps again. Finally, why did they go away in the first place? They said because it was COVID, but that doesn't, that is a simple explanation that makes you go, Oh, okay, it doesn't make any sense. No, it makes sense. The guy who wrote them got COVID. Yeah. The riddle writer was down. He said, he said riddle me this who has COVID and he and then he coughed and just don't want to bed. I'm trying to think of like what part of the supply chain

is stamping the riddle on the underside of the public. It's cow minus W video minus EO. Oh, no. Why not? Let's go and cross bones. I think what COVID stopped was after they print every cap. They go, oh, yeah, you got to try and like a hubcap like a hubcap. Oh, yeah, and that's what I like about

I can't absolutely love these love I like the on loan star in blue bell We Going in on blue bell. It's so exciting. It's so fun people forgot Texas Here's the thing people didn't forget. They didn't care. Right. Straight up. Jack was totally fine.

Bluebell came back literally with celebration. And it's interesting because it's like, how do you, we're so glad you're back after killing those people. Right. Exactly. It's like guys, we're back. Why?

Don't worry about it, but we're back. I can just tell you that those fans weren't dedicated enough. You were gone because people died and then like you didn't, you try to cover it up, like didn't tell people. That's why you were away. It's weird to go where you're back. Asterisk and we're not killing anymore. Right, no one cares.

It sounds like there's like, they're back. It sounds like it should be a threat, honestly. We're back, watch out. You better eat us or else. We'll do it again. We'll do it again, we'll stare ya too. Well, I think Texas is pretty much like, I'd risk my life for this ice cream.

That's my God-given right. Look, it's white blue-belloned. Water burger, poisoned a bunch of people like Jack in the Box did, and had to like cease for like, I don't know six months Mm-hmm. All you would hear about is like I just can't wait like I know when it's coming back like I'm counting down the days I don't I'll take the risk. I need it exactly let me eat my death burger and Stop getting the like the libs

Taking my poison food out of my mouth. Okay? That's woke. Let me eat it. They're taking food out of your children's mouth. This is like kids. Kids are playing. I don't care. I don't care. Carls and going, why are they doing this?

Kids today. They're not good to look. They're not gonna get equal. I'm not gonna start eating poison foods. You know, they're not gonna go like eat all the disgusting, infected buffet foods when people like don't sneeze on the sneeze guards. It's crazy. It's people should be out there getting sick because people should be sneezing on the buffet. And that's what.

And that's what. I need to kill the buffet in eating. Millennial's killed blue bell. That's bullshit. Terrible. I can't believe you've done this to Blue Bell. You know, that wouldn't trust me. What if they ever do to anyone? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Spread joy.

And that's in here. And that's all. Mm-hmm. Uh, we do some population a little bit. Guys, we're at 8 billion. Where's Blue Bell? They were helping, Eric. Thanks, Blue Bell.

Uh, we would have got there sooner for one more time. We should, we should talk about face jams trucked up a little bit. We're kind of getting towards time. But we should talk about face jams trucked up a little bit. It's a new show where it's a cooking show. Who we don't cook? Who won?

I don't know. Yes you do. Oh, that's right. I know, but I forgot. Me too. It's a cooking show where we don't cook. There's eight people. They cook for us. We eat, it's an eating show for us, which cook. There's eight people, they cook for us.

We eat, it's an eating show for us, which is just what FaceGM is anyway. Let me ask you this. Yep. How many episodes are there? Six. Okay, let's see what I thought. So this is pretty funny.

Now this is crazy, I'm gonna say something. It's pretty funny. I know this guy, Jack. Okay. It's just some pretty funny, or anytime, which is rare. Anytime I talk about trucked up, he keeps saying, I win an episode seven. Because there are only six and he is not in the show.

But he just keeps saying, check it out. I win an episode. He's uploading Face Jam trucked up episode seven. It's his own YouTube. He's just thinking at his own. Yeah, it's pretty funny as I would. At the consistency in which he says. That's right.

I don't want it to be so. See, now that's an example of a good bit. Yeah, that bit pretty fine as I would the consistency in which he's that's right. I have one. That's an example of a good bit. Yeah, that bet's not getting cut. Yeah, that's right. Because it's not even in the show. Right. No, correct. The first episode, if you're watching this is out now,

that's on YouTube and on first. And then every other episode will be on first or whatever. How are we in two places at once? What the fuck? I have my favorite thing about trucked up. I went popcorn mode. Yeah, my favorite everything about trucked up corn mode yet my favorite thing about trucked up is the sheer reality show level engineering of things that we have done.

Yeah, where we have ratings and stuff that we judge them on in consequential to who wins and loses right. It's kind of like we'll pick the winner. I don't know. I don't get it right. I don't know just enjoy the ride. Never wrong. I don't know. No, we'll get it right. I don't know. Enjoy the ride. Never wrong. I don't know what will make it into the end of the edit of like every single episode. But what's great is it's that way in a sense that you can watch a reality show and something happens. And um, the odds are that has been manufactured or at least guided, right?

It's like, it's like some reality shows just make shit up. And some are like, obviously they want drama. If they can facilitate drama. They're trying to facilitate it in a courage. It looks like a hands-off way. Correct. And it's not hands-off. But again, the scenes live here. Even when it's quote unquote real, right?

It's not all real. It's assisted. You want it, it looks good. You know what I mean? What I loved about this show was, we've been doing Face Jam for so long, and it's so contained, right, that we all know exactly what it is. Like I said, like, like, Nick and the,

we can spot Face Jam. No bugs, yeah, no bugs. Literally walking in, that's why again, it's so stupid, but we're so committed to our own canon. It's why I was driving to work going, whenever you're going to wear the mask. But that's what makes it, you got it. So you've got to figure out how one's telling us to do that.

We're choosing to do it, and that sets the tone and then it all comes down. And so my favorite thing about trucked up is that it's the first instance that we had so much like face jam, which we do all the time, and a dozen other people just got brought into it. Right. Who got the face jam by proxy experience? And it's like people I work with that know what face jam is, but they're not in it.

No, right. Like to get, oh, I'm getting face jammed. Right. For so many people, like they're in the depths of it. Just falling into it is my favorite fucking thing. And it's one of the same things in swims. This is 100% a face jam show that other people are coming into. And so, you know, again, we kind of like have different energy with different people whenever it's this. That's right here is what trucked up is and everyone else is just

along for the right. Yeah, it was very fun. I love the way we judge because it's like, oh, are you good or bad at this? And it's very ordinary. Yeah. And then it is very good or bad, good or bad, good or bad. And then it's also the sauce monkey. We'll give you the secret sauce. Yeah, special sauce award.

Yeah, which we don't know what it carries. Right, but it's a hug. It's what everyone wants though. Everyone's like, oh, am I gonna get it? Yeah, which we don't know what it carries, right. But it's a hug. It's what it's what everyone wants though. Everyone's like, oh, am I gonna get it? Yeah, I do enough. It's what they want to get. The funny thing though is again, because usually if you're watching whatever say something like, not that it's like an intense reality show, but like British Bake Off. Yeah. They have that, you know, conversation quote, quote, with Paul Hal Hollywood and who is currently on the show. Being like, you know, conversation quote, unquote, with Paul Hollywood

and who is currently on the show, being like, you know, like, who do we pick? You know, this is a good one. This is that one. And whatever. And we do that, right? And you might, you might think what we're saying is like, Oh, they're leaning towards this person because they're all saying that. And then if something else happens, it's a very obvious moment where you could look at it and go like, oh, that was the script, or that was like what they were told to do. And it's that, but we do it in the show. Like, I don't know what it means. If you ever watch it, and it's like, oh man, but they said this food was the best.

Why'd that get picked? Because we felt like it. Yeah, I get it. But that's not hidden. That's not was the best. Why'd that get picked? Because we felt like it. Yeah, I get it. But that's not hidden. That's not behind the scenes. It's probably just gonna get cut out because it just goes on for so long. But what?

Disgusting. I think this was good. That was good. And it's like, all science points towards this. So I'm gonna go this person. Yeah, that makes total sense. Absolutely. Because that's face jam.

It's not like, oh, we aren't following the rules. We're just doing whatever we want. And even the contestants are like, I don't, well, I thought you said there's a, I thought ours was good. Oh, it was great. Yeah. It was fantastic.

Congratulations on second place. My favorite moment in episode one is the two Forks scandal. Oh, it's so good. Where their task was to fold one knife and one fork in napkin. I think they were supposed to do 20. And Mondo and John were just like, we're like, we got it, no problem. And as judges, we go up and inspect.

And we're just looking at them. What we were looking for is like a good fold. And even then our judging inspection is so... It's not, it's not. You know that you know that? That's like the security guy patting people down. Yeah, she's doing this. You hold it together.

Again, if you look at a show like whatever, Hell's Kitchen, right? Not that we copied that at all in any way, like doing the challenge before the challenge. But if we were to do that, right. I think they sold for miles, honestly. I think that actually is true. But those challenge, it's like,

these are the rules, boom, you know, like do this thing. And it's very much like, you did not do this thing or you did this thing. Our, it's like, here's the rules, and then we go out there and we go, I think this person won. Right. And the contestants are going,

but wait, you didn't do that and we go, ah, quiet. It's like, I think this person won. Yeah, we're the bad things. It's like, that's the show. Well, our Mondo hit world two four. Son of a bitch. Right.

He tried to sneak a past us. And I was like, that will be a recurring theme. Yeah. I'll read this show. Armando trying to get away with things. I watched the episode with Kayla and Chris yesterday. And Kayla just went, I think if anyone else was checking all those, they never would have noticed.

But it was Jordan. And it was perfect. Absolutely was not like looking that slow. No. No. I don't know. I got it. Honestly, I was like, something about this one feels different.

I like the idea again of a show where like you're not rolling yet, right? You're making this show again, whatever bake off. And Paul Hollywood going, this, I'm not fucking Ken Ali's forks. Yeah. And you're just like, no, but that's the bit. And he that's the bit and he's like yeah, I'm not doing it. I'm okay. Fuck it. We'll sit because that's what it's like.

Yeah, I said they said that they had done it and stopped the whole thing. We're like we're not gonna do it again. You guys would. Yeah, we just picked we put we went who has the most it looks like that one. It's also it's also like. Dude, it's great because it evolves throughout the show where we're like, okay, this person did the thing. They said they got it and they didn't.

But now, like, do we pick second best, but like, no one else said they were finished. So how do we now judge it? And every time we'll go, I think this makes sense. Yeah. We got it. It's like in face to face. Like in face jam when we have a marketing meeting. It's good.

It's good. But it's on a lot of fun. Yeah. If you liked this podcast, if you like FaceShim, I think you will enjoy the show. I think if you want to watch people cook and also we do. It's pretty good. Bro, it's meaty. Yeah. It's the. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. In it. Yeah. And that's a substantial and it's edited. Yeah. Oh, man. I saw earlier that said we're like 45 and you're just like how do they get this down and then they did and they did a great job. It's a lot of fun. So

it's on Rooster Teeth first. You can check it out. There will be six episodes and we're doing a watch part. Well, I guess we already did a watch party. Yeah, we did. I'll be enjoyed. Yeah, hope you like that. I guess. But anyway, that's it for the Rooster Teeth podcast this week. There'll be a post show. So we'll do that. Hope everyone's thankful. Yeah, happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Woo. Yeah, I'm very, I'm so thick, but not full. I don't like it.

I feel the same way. I'm like, air thick. Yeah, it's a weird, yeah. That sounds weird, but I'm picking up what you're putting in. It's like those thick pills. Yeah. Oh, you're taking it like, and you get, and you get, and it's like, it's like, hey, little fatty. Yeah. Eat this. That's my typical mouth. That was a little fat.

Face jam is a little is dummy thick this week. Thank you. Thanks. Get it. We're not only dummy. Yeah. Yeah. Buddy. Do you think we could take ownership over dumbdums? Yeah, we should put a little bit of a little monkey heads on them. Yeah. All right. Well, we just did that's a marketing meeting for face jam in this So we can we can build that brief. Thank you guys for watching Check out our black Friday and cyber Monday deals. I'm sure there's a bunch and What and and and and what and we did it What's after cyber Monday my dude fucked up to Zabo two right?

Garbo. Oh, right. Oh, that's right. The more successful. You were the one screaming about the merchandise. So have we announced it yet? No. At this point, what we have announced it. There is there's a piece of Garbo merchandise. There's a go. It's fucking awesome. Like two or three new Garbo items coming out for Garbo Tuesday. Uh, we saw it be modeled. Yeah, it rules.

If the apparel is definitely the... It's so fucking cool. The key takeaway. I might want one. Yeah, yeah. Whoa, that's high praise for me. I'm telling you, it's so absurd. Here's the thing with Garbo, if you're uninformed.

Every year, we've been diligent at making stupid products. Like they're well made, but they're awful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This tops the one. This one, this one I think people might actually use. Like the bit is usually this is so stupid. I'm gonna buy it as a joke. Yep, you know, like we sold out like a thousand piece jigsaw puzzle that was just black.

Yeah. And it came with two brookly eyes. So I made it, you just put it on. Did anyone solve it? Yeah, a couple people. Oh, some couple people. It may have been why Steffi quit. Because anyone solve it? Yeah, a couple people. Awesome. A couple people. It may have been why Steffi quit.

Because she started it and then she quit. Now, I don't know if there's a correlation. She started it, didn't finish it quit. Oh, I know it's happened in that order. Makes sense. But the thing you're talking about, it's like a broken product. Yes. But it's a thing people do.

And I can see like this thing, a thing that's happening. It's so pain-intentionally made, because it's a thing people do. And I can see like this thing that's happening. It's so big. I'm being intentional. I'll see. It's so good. Dumb, but I can see it being a thing people go, I'll use that for real. Yep.

It shocked everyone on the shoot when we had to do the merch shoot for it. Inside pockets. Yeah, it made everyone go, just do, wait, what? Hang on, what? It was really awesome. It's broken. Yeah, it was fucking. You can't. So Black Friday, Cyber do, wait, what? Hang on, what? It was really awesome. It's broken. No, it isn't.

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It's a Garbo deal. Yep. That's why it's code Garbo. Garbo deal. Yeah. Well, thanks for watching. Thanks for watching FaceJam. Thanks for watching Face Jam. Just listen to Face Jam.

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