Rooster Teeth Podcast - We're Not Doctors, But... - #572

Episode Date: November 26, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Jon Risinger, Drew Saplin, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss getting pulled over, Baby Yoda, medical stuff, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Gus. High energy there. I felt a burp coming up as we were going around and I was really hoping it would be time to burp away. You could have burped your name. You could kind of just exhale your name and like a little like a little lippy exhale. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah.

It's just blah, blah, blah. You teach them even to touch. All right. I'm not a man. You have to have teeth touched for your name. Drew, yeah. Drew. Drew.

I thought about that. Cough. Cough. Nothing. Nothing. Did you just do? God. God.

Okay, you did it for the S. God did it for the S. God. God. God. God. God. God.

God. Speaking of that. Language is weird, right? You manipulate your mouth into different shapes to make sounds so other people can understand you. So, Raina Scully was tweeting about today about this problem she has with a lot of her comments section in her YouTube videos where people accuse her of being not fully Japanese. Accused might be a weird word. They ask her if she's not. They're sometimes even just a Claire.

Yeah. And that she has a hard time sometimes even just a Claire. Yeah. And that she has a hard time, you know, convinced them otherwise. And one of the things that she lists out of like, I'm so sorry, I speak really good English. It's my second language, but I speak really well. And she does.

Reyna speaks it like she grew up in like California. Right. It's amazing. And it made me think of this clip I saw a while back. And I'm not sure if it was like a Japanese game show or a Korean game show, something like that. And there was a celebrity and artist on there that was answering questions and they were answering questions in English. The whole thing was in their native language, but they're answering it. So perfectly in like American phonatics, that kind of thing,

that then their people weren't understanding them fast enough, and so then they would kind of throw a little bit of a spin of like their accent. Like they could put their accent. And I thought they was like, they were literally being punished for being too good at- I've seen that clip you're talking about. It's like an interview with a K-pop group.

Yeah, yeah, I was something like that. Yeah, she's just a musician, that's the thing. Yeah, and she could speak English fluently, I've seen that clip you're talking about. It's like an interview with a K-pop group. I've never heard of it. Yeah, she's just a musician, that's the thing. Yeah, and she could speak English fluently, but then she had to put an accent on it so that they would understand her. That's a rena. Rena is like, she lived here for a while, and in fact, a matter of husband here, he's...

I've been getting into trouble at home, because... I love that work. Go on been I've been trying to learn I've been trying to learn some Korean so now I'm doing this thing where I'm mashing up languages and I'm combining English Spanish and Korean and making like these franken words. You're like a fusion restaurant. It's fantastic. The other day I was speaking in this made up language and Esther said, she stopped me, said, you need to stop doing that.

You're inventing a language that no one outside of this house is going to be able to understand. And it's going to be really difficult. Do you have an example? Yeah, what's an example? So I learned that if you say you're cold and create it's chua. So I was a little cold so I said I was chuito. That's so good.

No, don't listen to our words. Yeah, you're in a hurry. We live your truth. When my mother-in-law comes over, she picks up my dog, she'll say like, bobo, bobo, which means kiss. So now for me, kisses are Bessie Boss. Bessie Boss.

It's the love. Like Bessie Bossie, the love and popo. Yeah, so cool. I like that. I used to do that sometimes when I was learning both French and Hebrew growing up. I used to forget sometimes like which language was which in certain words.

So I would like make a sentence and have half, half Hebrew or just like a Hebrew word in there. And I didn't even realize it was wrong until someone's like, what did you say? I think I think I think I started doing it growing up on the border. Like you would do that all the time with Spanish and English. Yeah. Or you like make monstrous Spanish words. So now it's like I'm revisiting it. Uh, was that another one I do? It's like if I'm a little cold, if I'm going to do Spanish in English,

yes, I'll say burrito. Oh, I'm burrito. Like a little cold bird. Burrito. Burrito. You've probably told me this before, but what's your level of fluency in Spanish that this pretty good? Yeah, okay.

Yeah, it's atrophieta big, so I don't use it very much. I figured you, at one point in life, we're completely fluent. And it's gone a little by the wayside. I'm sorry to say. I don't only know bad Spanish. You only know like Peggy Hill like a Skoniz.

Like I love that. Hey Drew, that's more than I know. So he can abide. I love that Peggy Hill bad Spanish. I think that's also like another inspiration for like mashing up words. Yeah, he always uses the wrong word. I totally,

a choniz is my favorite Spanish word. Just because it's so much better than underwear. Yeah. And it sounds like you're so much chonies. Chonies. Chonies. Yeah. You've never heard that. Yeah. It's a there's I grew up in Southern Charles. I grew up in Southern California in pretty mixed environments of like a lot of a Hispanic culture.

I'm like that. And so like words like that. I didn't know like I didn't know that was a Spanish word. Like we just always called underwear chonies. Yeah, but it's like chonies is like the white boy, like, hey pick up your chonies. I like that's the peggy hill. I didn't say, how you pick up your chonies. That's what it's weird.

I said chonies. It's weird for me to be around people who, like I see products like La Croix, to me that be La Croix. And like croissant. I have a lot of credit. And I'm like, what are these words? Yeah, I really do.

And even La Croix, they prefer people say La Croix. It's that La Croix. La Croix. Yeah, I mean, it's possible. But when it made learning French growing up, looking at that word, my brain says La Croix. I took like three years of French in high school, and that was hammered into me so much. And now, I have to tell my brain says. I took like a three years of French in high school,

and that was hammered into me so much. And now like I have to tell my brain to say it, Cressant. So I don't seem like that like pretentious ass hole. Like, God, so, oh Cressant. You should just start speaking like that. Just be that guy. No. You have a mustache.

You can do it. That's like half a minute right there. You can use a brain, it's hurtle neck, and let's cigarette. You're done. I learned. I learned. Who's the long list of things that you need? And you're done.

I've learned over the course of this past weekend, the real test of whether you want to keep a mustache or not. And that is if you're sick and you are congested and you're just blowing your nose constantly, which I have been since like Wednesday. This is just like a trap for all that stuff that's coming out of your nose. And so it's like you have two steps now

when you're like blowing your nose into that. It's clear this and then clean this. It's disgusting. It's pretty rough. I had that same thought. Nope, I was. I had that same thought. It's never. Nope. I was.

I was. I was gonna make a joke that I had that same thought once a month. Hmm. Finish it. I don't know why you cut the man. You don't need to finish it. The math is there, John.

You don't need to finish it. It's the math also. It's like my hair. Hair? Okay. If you want to get rid of that during that time of the month. Is that a problem during that time of the month? This segment of the podcast is called Barber explains jokes to John. Where Barbara will explain a joke to John out. And how much spreading of fluid,

there would be during that time. To give it like a pad. Yeah. That's gonna cause problem with the hair. Okay, I never put that kind of, but I get rid of it. So like, I don't really have that problem. Wait, nope, you can't just say I get rid of it.

I wax my vagina. Oh, the hair, you get rid of the hair. I thought you meant like, during a period, I get rid of it. Yeah. I just plugged the surrounding area. I'll be opening a little vagina and nothing else. It's like blowing your nose.

You just creeps it out. Yeah, it's really sad. Yeah. I had that issue the other day when I was at the gym. Queef? Yeah. My trainer was getting me to do this move where I had my legs up. It was like for like a lower ab exercise.

And I was like, I'm a bureau with you girl. This position is putting a lot of air into me. And she goes, oh, she goes, oh, just like cl, she told me to clench, I think it was either my butt or like my abs or something like that. And it completely went away. The, the air, are there again, trapped in there, went away? Yeah.

But did you creep at any point in it? I did not. Okay. This has been Barb's quiefe tips. Oh, that's my favorite all-pork man. It's gonna have its own custom graphics package, it's own thing. I don't think you were in on the podcast,

because this is only your second time. This is only my first rodeo, it's my second rodeo, which is still a low amount of rodeo. This is still a low amount of rodeo. This is still a low amount of rodeo. It's a fantastic phrase. But I talked about Queef's a high number of times on this podcast. There's one story where this was many years ago

where I just finished doing the deed with someone. And I got up and Iqueed, but it was so bad that every step I took, I kept breathing. So me riding to the bathroom was like, what are you like? And it kept getting louder and louder as it went. It's like you were, you were run by a powered by quieft. Yeah, the reverse Doppler effect.

There is like, there is this like auditory threshold that happens when you're having sex often, where, I forgot about it having sex often. Um, often when you're having sex often where... For like about it, having sex often. Um, often when you're having sex, I think. They're really good at it. That you like, it's you kind of like start off having sex and there is no actual like sound of the body's like moving, colliding.

But then there just comes like a position or a amount of moisture that gets in the bodies, that then it just a lot of slapping is happening at some point. Wait, wait, give me something else to be anxious about my whole life. That's a great, oh great, here comes the slapping part. That's true, it's one of the things that you cannot not hear and like, it's like in there, it's happening.

And because pouring has taught us that sex is all quiet, like, is that what you're looking for? Not quiet, but not messy. Not messy. Oh, or like, you're watching different kinds of porn then. We must be, yeah. But I think growing up, I watched a lot of very vanilla stuff that was like a little, not as messy,

a little more like seductive. Not involving anyone's step, brother. I just, speaking of porn, did you see that porn hub announced they're gonna have a Black Friday deal? What? They're gonna have- Does that mean what I think it means? What do you think it means?

Oh, go ahead. Do you want to explain? Go ahead, Barbara. Do you want to explain? Just digging that hole. A very popular form of pornography is African American men. Say it, black guys. With very large black Friday. It's a sale. It's the after Thanksgiving sale. But I mean, there's a series. So they're offering a live, a lifetime of Port

Hup premium for $299. What do you get with premium? That's a good question, because I wondered the exact same thing. You get over 100,000 exclusive videos. This sounds like a fucking ad. Over 100,000 exclusive videos, no ads and content and 1080p 4K and VR. Do they send you a VR headset?

When is PortHub, dude? When is PortHub gonna make a VR headset? I'm still, I still don't, they would make bank. I don't get the idea behind VR porn. That's a lot of we had we had we had a, we had an issue in, or we had a story happen in the recent RT life where we went to Bucky's, which is you go watch that RT life. And the boys actually over here on the sidecar, Blaine was, he was there. He's been over there, you know,

a lot of hanging with Doug. Just in case. Blaine was talking about, he had an instance where he had a bunch of monitors on the screen, he was opening up all kinds of windows of porn, just had like Batman-esque levels of porn wasn't that work this was

The thing that I was explaining to you that I did yeah, you did like I call it. Yeah, yeah, and Drew's response was just too much work too much Why would you need yeah, why do you need that many sex that's a good guy that I got cut out of it But yeah, Drew's reaction that and so like VR be the same thing It's like all I want to do is for as a guy, when I just want to go masturbate just important, is just do it and then not do it. It's like VR porn is like, let me get my VR headset out. Do you think it's for people who watch a lot

like more porn than the average person and they're looking for new ways to get off? What? I mean, they're gonna be on the floor. It's like $400 feet. Just like trying to. You know where that into porn I mean, they're like, $400 fee. Just like trying to. Just ignore that into porn. No, if you haven't already.

They're probably using it for other stuff too. You just not like, that's my porn VR rig. It's a little wet. I'm also going to get a subscription though. Like that's a, that's a hearty investment to be a $400 one-time fee for all the porn.

When James and Adam made Bruce watch Gay porn in VR on their channel once, that was one of the funniest moments in my life is watching that. Cause they had the ones where it's like, it's the POV ones. And so he's like there and he's just watching it, dude, rail him.

It's great. I'd be dead to look at it. Just for curiosity. I hear Blaine has a crazy setup. Well, apparently it's, apparently that's not that great though. Like, you don't have control. So if you're not into it, then you're really not into it. You know, you don't have control, so if you're not into it, then you're really not into it.

You know, you don't have control over a regular point. But you're not putting things in. Right, but you're not in the perspective of the person taking it. Interesting. So yeah, it's a whole thing. Dealing noted. That's still check it out.

Well, I've got a deal for you. For K. 4K. Yeah. I don't need 4 to 4k either one one here Can I say that you guys should go check out the holiday music video? So we worked really hard on it and just came out to do I want to say that again without a mouthful Holiday music videos out it's my five-year tradition so go check it out We just dropped it today. I'm very proud of it. What was the first one you did?

12 days of Rooster Teeth that was a a fun one. You were five golden yanks. Remember that? Maybe we repeat that about a thousand times. Me and Pongo had a special moment on that video. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, it's good times. A clip of Ryan repeatedly kicking Brandon on the floor screaming.

That's a good one. There's like a lot of good stuff in that. I, and yeah, stuff between ears of varied and quality, but. You did the singing in that one. You and Emily and Emily mean Emily. Yeah, I did the singing It's really good Angels a couple of angels how how early is too early for Christmas? I I

I'm behind that like you You know live your best life live your truth whatever chase your bliss. I'm not in that camp But but I am someone that knows that I will get burned out on Christmas if I start doing it too early. And so I set like the standard of like Thanksgiving. When I was a kid, when I was still living at home, I would get so annoyed. My sister would always want to listen to Christmas music too early. It's too early.

So I told her like Halloween. So I told her. How early? Like, Halloween. So I told her that Santa was watching. And if she listened to Christmas music before Thanksgiving, Santa wouldn't come to our house. And I'm sorry, but those are the rules. Yeah. Did it work? Yes.

Of course it did. Now I was just saying that there's a Netflix video, Klaus, that I'm here. It's an animated Christmas movie that I've heard good things about. And I really want to watch it. But I'm like, I cannot watch it until after, you know, until this weekend. After Thanksgiving, the game's a fun. Yeah, yeah, you're ready to go. Then it's just shove as much Christmas. Right. I'm willing to give middle of November, I think.

I think like one of the Thanksgiving's coming up. Yeah, go for it. I will say though, every single, pretty sure we've put out that Christmas music video around this time like right before Black Friday and every single year people are just like a little early to be putting this out, huh? And I'm like, it's literally this every year. Yeah. It's right around the time Black Friday is happening because it's essentially like showing what we got in our store and then what we got coming out this year. So that by that logic movie trailers are too early. Right. Movies don't out for a year. I that by that logic movie trailers are too early. Moves don't offer a year. I don't know.

Anyways, go check it out. I'm done with my enchiladas. It's really fun. Thanks for your time. Is that it? You just need to eat. It's a nice spot and those seats are taken. It came to end.

Oh, that's fun. Yeah, so I want to see my son. Oh, well, that's, he's tied up. He's tied up. Why is he your son? I can't do you with a seat. Bubbles! Bubbles! Oh, she's my baby boy. Come up with a voice. It's he's tied up. He's set up. Why is it your second? Bubbles. Bubbles. Oh, she's my Come up. I've had a real cat. It's a cat come your touch. No, I know I'll get this out of the way

Good. I'm gonna go to LA and I'm leaving John responsible. Oh, yeah. When do I get him? Saturday come here, Josh. Okay. I'm moving Saturday. So it's got to be later in the day. It's it Okay, yeah, let's let's let everyone stop be late in the day. Is it? Uh, I figured out. Okay. Yeah, let's, let's, everyone's top. Let's put the, figure this out. I get to have Dutch. I'm jealous. Do you, um, anybody use any of those like, uh,

water, purifier containers that you put in your fridge? Yeah. No. No. What? Yeah. No. Do you, Barbara?

No. No. We live in a city that has clean water. What a ton of effort for like such why? Because I use one. All right. Of course. And how often do you clean your stront? No, no. So much work. I mean, I've also up the filter. Yeah. Just for supposing it, right? I made a disgusting discovery the other day. I mind's fairly new. I've had mine for about a year, maybe a little over a year. Okay. And I was changing the filter on it.

And I looked at the container. I was like, container looks like it's a little cloudy for some reason. Yeah. And I thought, when have I last cleaned this? I was like, let me just wipe this out real fast. So I got like a paper towel and I wiped it. And the paper towel came out black.

You're talking about the inside of the pitcher. Of the actual where we are drinking water. Where the clean water, quote unquote, is supposed to be charcoal, charcoal residue? Nope, that was mold. That was definitely mold. You know, does that mold? Tap water.

Yeah. I was like, this is fucking disgusting. So clean it out. If you got one at home, clean it out. Please. Or just drink from the tap if you're one at home, clean it out. Please. Or just drink from the tap if you're in a place that has safe drinking. I don't trust my apartment complex,

which is why I started. That's fair. That's fair. I just feel like a brittacle, or one of those filtered, that's just a roommate fight. That's just a tee up for a roommate fight, which I don't live with anybody.

Not filling it up. It just feels like, dude, you didn't replace the brittacle. I was like, no dude, that was your turn. Like a media, you sense in the head. You should just immediately, dude, you didn't replace the bread up. And I was like, no dude, that was your turn. Like, immediate, you sense in the head. You should just immediately, if you use it, put water in it. Say this is, so I knew I could ever live together.

Hahaha. Is there anything that you guys argue with, with your ladies, like, that's like a constant battle in terms of like, who takes care of what in the household? I feel like I have a pretty clear division. You guys also have been together for a long time. Yeah, we've got clear lines. I don't have to do any laundry, which is amazing.

She does all the laundry. All the laundry. Damn, how to work it. I don't know how to do it. But I have to clean the whole house. That's the trade-off. Sweet mop, dust, kitchen, bathroom. You know, I think I prefer doing that over laundry.

Same. Yeah. There was a conversation. What's wrong with laundry? I think for... I was stuttered. I couldn't get it out. What's wrong with that?

For me personally, I have a lot of different types of clothes. A lot that don't go in the dryer. That need this type of wash. That need to be hung to dry or lay flat to dry, et cetera, et cetera. So it's not just like putting a load in, taking them out and putting in in the dryer. It's like sorting through a bunch of in, taking them out and putting it in the dryer. It's like sorting through a bunch of stuff too.

Also folding and hanging up. I hate that shit. He's like, I'm just gonna unfold this in like a day. Yeah, why not just do that? But then also like, yeah, Ali has a lot of clothes that are like various kinds and sizes. So eventually there's like, I was too stupid to do it. Like that's what, it was a matter of convenience.

I mean, you don't know how any of the tags work. So. Every now and then Trevor will offer. He'll be like, do you want me to, like I see you have a Samalandra here, do you want me to put it in for you? And I go, it's very sweet of you, but no. Because it's very particular.

And I don't want him to have to go through each item of my clothing and figure out what goes in where. I've always thought that someone should develop an app for your phone that you could point it at the care, you see the guy on all the symbols, you pointed at the care tag and it tells you exactly what that means. A little QR on the care tag.

It's gotta exist. That does it? I don't know, I feel like I've never seen that. It's like, oh, this cat go in hot water, this needs to be tumble dry, low, you know, whatever. That way it's all summarized. Better yet, what about a Roomba for laundry? It's a hamper and washer and one.

That's, I think. You can just use a washing machine. Oh, I guess I had your hamper. Why don't people do that? They're you could just use a washing machine. Oh, I guess I had your hamper. Why don't people do that? Don't you turn it close in the washing machine? If people like to separate their lights and their dark colors or whatever it is, who knows? I don't separate anything.

Separate some stuff. I think I've read something like a while ago that because it's like the detergent we use now, there's really not much of a reason. And you can. I think it also depends on like how new an item is and like how saturated the color is on it. There are some things that will definitely bleed if you put in like a pair of new red

pants with a bunch of white shirts. Like that'll probably get on it. Uh, are we allowed to reach out? Yeah. Someone said they need to get an RT play on who uses a laundry service. There must be one in that room. I use an all laundry service sometimes because I because I love and fold Yeah, uh, uh, uh, kinky

Like the look like old I get the my big old bag of laundry and then they deliver back and it's all folded I've used the port of premium the port of premium Canada is super nice and fold because I don't have I don't have a Washroom dryer in my complex. Oh, that's a pain in the outta there. So yeah, so I do that sometimes, but hopefully that's changing. Yeah, I'm always got a laundry. I'm excited.

Moving to a place that has washer and dryer and a dishwasher, like a game changer. Life changing. As long as they work well, I lived in an apartment once, I was like, yeah, I'd had a dishwasher, but it was fucking worthless. Yeah, and come out just as dirty. How did this come out dirtier than when I put it in?

Or was it like the kind of dishwasher you have to wash the dishes before putting them in? Both, it's like, you can wash it, and then you put it in there, it's like, oh, I gotta wash it again. Fuck. So you end up just like doubling the amount of washing you do. No, no can do.

So, I got pulled over by a cop the other day, as a little pissed off. What are you doing? I'm disappointed. Speeding. Allegedly. I was a fast way you allegedly go. Is it still pending?

You know, you know how there's some streets in Austin that say it's like 30 mile an hour speed limit, but in reality everyone's doing like 60. Sure. So I was on, I was pulling out, I was in a parking lot and I was pulling out in one of these streets and it's like two lanes in each direction. Sure. So I have to pull out and I have to make the left turns,

I have to cross a couple of lanes and the traffic's really busy. So I pull out and I accelerate quickly so that the people coming that are gonna be behind me don't have to slow down. Sure. It just so happens a person who is good or supposed to be behind me is a cop.

Nice. So I pull out and I start accelerating and he immediately turns his lights on and pulls me over So I pull off to the side and he comes out and he's like, you know how I pulled you over I was like I was speeding he goes He's like yeah, I clocked you going 55 in a 30 mile an hour zone I was like I don't think I was going that fast. I was like, I just admitted I was, you already done the whole thing.

I just admitted I was feeding. I know, it's a Tesla. You like touch the gas pedal and you're on it. I was like, I don't think I was going that fast. I was just, was accelerating so that you didn't have to slow down. And he's like, okay, give me your license and insurance. It's like, fuck, I gave it to him. And he goes back into his car for like two seconds.

It comes back, it's like, all right, it's just a warning, you can go. It was like toss my life, it's like, oh, okay, thanks, I guess. Bigger and better thing than- Someone didn't feel like doing any paperwork. Yeah. The best warning I ever got away with,

was the first time I ever got pulled over. Pulled over on this rural country road, I didn't understand like what, I was just a new driver, didn't know how to like do anything with cops. Pull over, think like, oh, you know what'd be nice? If we pulled into my neighborhood, it's just up the street. I'll just go ahead and start the car back up and we'll all take him to my neighborhood.

And so I take him all the way into my neighborhood and I turn into our neighborhood. He hits the sirens, like big loud shit. I'm like, oh, okay, maybe this is the spot to pull over. So I pull over and I'm sitting there like, oh shit. And I looked down, I just got off of work and I wasn't wearing any shoes. So I started digging under the seat.

So I get my shoes out. And, ooh! What are you doing? And so the cop gets out of the car and he's like, license registration, like comes up with a win or like hits on the win or real quick. And I was like,

Did he have his gun out? No, I forgot, no, I got out of the car. No, that's what I did. I dug out of the seat and then it took him a little bit while longer. And I was like, maybe I'm supposed to get out and so then I get out of the car And I'm like, hey man, did you need something? He's like, get the fuck back in the car And it's like I get in the car and he comes over and he goes, life's first reason he takes my stuff

And he goes, do you know why I pulled you over? And I was like, I have no idea And he's like, there's backup on the way right now, dude You better have a good fucking reason why you ran for me. I was like, I didn't run. I'm so sorry I didn't run. He's like, you don't have a bumper on your truck, and I can't see your license plate. And I was like, that's it. He's like, yeah, go the fuck home, dude. And let me off of the warning. That was it.

That was it. Wow. I should have been shot. Yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't have his gun out. I should have been dead. Oh my god, dude. Oops.

I was 16. I was a child. That's probably why he let you go. He's like, look at this fucking kid. Kid. I've never been pulled over. Oh, find some wood to knock on. I got pulled over now 16,

because I look too young to drive. What? You've seen your photo, John. Yeah, but to pull someone over because they look too young to drive, that's a real thing. This is not a joke. I had to sit on a pillow to be tall

and see over The seats of my parents car were like deep. Oh, but it's still I was tiny. I was tiny. How tell are you? Pre like when I was like 16. I mean mean I couldn't have been more than five feet. Holy shit. Yeah, so I could see them pulling you over. Yeah, and I also, I like, I had this cherub like face and so I just, this kid is cop, just sees a kid,

just doing this. And he gets there and you're sitting on a pillow. Look, I gotta pick up my mommy and daddy. Yeah. I'm like, look, look, look, look, look, look at this asshole, stole his parents car. They gave me the car to pick him up at work. Daddy drank. Either that's how it stoles parents car. They gave me the car to pick them up at work.

Daddy drank too much. He told me to go get him. Yeah, go on. Yeah, I'm scared. Yeah, that happened. You all see that speed of vehicles? You all see that Tesla cyber truck reveal? How could we not have that PlayStation 2 car?

The team that spawned a million memes. Apparently over 200,000 have been ordered. Yeah, but it only costs $100 to pre-order them. So I think a lot of people are just pre-ordered over and they're just gonna back out, back out, right. $100 refundable deposit. I'm excited about what it's gonna like fuck up with design in the future.

Like I may not be super, I may not be in love with the concept of that car, but I know that everybody else can make, oh we gotta say did the cyber truck a bit of the look something like, so basically all of us kickstarted the whole future car look. We said, if it's, if it's,

oh, it's got a mood. Like the first time you see that on the road, you should be like, this is the future, here we are, we did it. Yes. Did you, did you pre-order it? Yes. Hey, guys,

hey, guys, how many did you pre-order it? You were sending it. There was a mistake. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How many did you free order? Listen, there was a mistake. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How many did you free order? Did you prepare me one? So it's 100 bucks to a preorder. Sure.

And I made a mistake. Got fuck you, A. OK. During the live stream, they asked, you can go pre-order one now. It's like, cool. So I went through the process. And you can do it with Apple Pay.

It's like, oh, cool. Put it in. And it's like, I got the loading screen. It's like, oh, I don't think it went through. It's like, oh cool, put it in. And it's like, I got the loading screen. It's like, oh, I don't think it went through. It's like, well, I better start the process over again, just to be safe. So then I went and I ordered another one. So I pro-do too.

That's how I stopped at the second one. I was really thinking you were gonna say like 10 or something ridiculous. It's in hers. So I'll cancel. Tell me, are they selling for? Do we know yet? They start at $40,000.

Which is cheaper than I saw it. Which is like a tricked out F-150 can run you like 60, 70, right? Right. So are there any other colors aside from Delorean Steel? Haven't shown any on Twitter, he said that there would be more color options, but they've only shown that unfinished steel. It literally looks like a low, low poly. Yeah, yeah. Like something that you would see in

like Tomb Raider with Lara Croft when she had the fucking like box jets. Yeah, so it starts at 40,000 then like the for a single motor, but if you get the tri motor, it's 70,000. Wow. So it just go up quickly. I'm excited for the day that you see one of those is like a farm truck. Like in 20 years, when you're trying to ask my farm truck, Like in 20 years, when you're sure, I was in all farm trucks. It's like Albedo. Just test a cyber truck.

Like all the windows are punched out from like, from all the buildings. I mean, the metal balls out of, I can't wait till those start driving around. It's gonna look so, so fucking cool. Fucking weird, man. It's gonna be so weird in the future. Yeah, I'm, I'm sorry, I think it's ugly as hell.

And I really hated it when I first saw it, but it's really growing on me. That's probably where the charm is. Yeah. Did you see it like out toe that, like they did a tug of war with the F-150? Yeah. And it towed it.

So they were on a hill and it like snaps the toe line. And then the F-150 is driving as fast as it can the other way. And it just drags it up a hill while it's trying to accelerate away from it. That's what I wanted to try. Christ. I saw Neil deGrasse Tyson tweeted about that explaining why it was a rigged test. Boo, boo, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Just, just, just, just the fun runer. He just wants to be hated at this point. Yeah. He's a professional troll. He likes stars and he likes to troll. When he's not looking at the stars, he'd be trolling That's not that works. I'm done with Neil Too much

Just calling him Neil. That's what he deserves. Oh, what's his first name? I know, but just like mr. Degrass Tyson I don't have to call him by his first middle and last name doctor is probably doctor I'm just a grass Tyson. Isn't that a hyphenated name? Yeah, okay. I bet he's one of those guys who like, when you call him Mr. Degra's Tyson, he's like, actually it's doctor. Absolutely, absolutely.

He's that guy. I want to be a doctor. He should be docking the trolling. I want to get a PhD. What's the fastest way to get a PhD? Ooh. Mine, I don't have an undergrad. I don't have an undergraduate.

You're given one by a school. Oh yeah. I bet you UT would like show me out. Give me a PhD. Ooh. Mine, I don't have an undergrad, I don't have an undergraduate. You're given one by school. Oh yeah. I bet you UT would like show someone. Give me a PhD. My dad has a PhD. He could give it to you. For the day, like alone. Can I change my name to Barbara's father, Dunkleman? That's his first name. Barbara's father, Dunkleman. Dr. Daddy,kelman. That's the triple D. It's the first name. Dr. Daddy. Yeah, he's technically Dr. Dunkelman. It's like for a long time on the Simpsons, Grandpa Simpson didn't have a name. He was just literally Grandpa Simpson.

I like Homer's middle name. Jay. It's Jay. It's Jay. AY, right? He has Truman's middle name as S. That's right. Is it? Uh-huh.

See, letter S with the point. Hold on, you don't get to say a fact and then just say, that's right. That's right. That's, you have to like put a pause there for some of like questions. And then you go, that's right. That's right.

I'm correct. It's like you patting yourself on the back for knowing a fact while you spouted the fact out. Well, because you're going to check it, and then we're going to take it a little bit more. Y es como que empiezo a la verdad, que por el efecto de no decirlo, ¿cuál es el efecto de la verdad? ¿Qué es que te hagas? Y luego te hagas un poco de la verdad. ¿Qué es que te hagas? En el ruso de la mano. En el ruso de la mano. OK, la mano de la mano de la mano de la mano de la mano de la manoías, te apuntas? ¿Qué dices? Pero este pueblo es telegísimos.

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Sí. ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡I know, I know, I know some- Fuck you, Drew. I know someone whose middle name is just a letter. What? It's just like the letter K. Interesting.

Yeah, it's like, what is that said for? Nothing. It's just the letter. It stands for something that my parents gave me that I have to explain for the rest of my life. Do you guys have middle names? Yeah, I know you do. John, you don't, right?

I do. I haven't told the internet it. Oh, do have middle names? Yeah, I know you do. John, you don't, right? I do. I haven't told the internet it. Oh, do we know it? I go by mine. You do. I'm not gonna tell the internet. Drew's your middle name. I feel like Andrew is.

Yeah. I just learned something. Yeah. Mine's Julie. People know that already. Julie. Mm-hmm. BJD.

Blowjob, Dunkelman. I can't. That's Dr. Blowjob, dunkelman. That's Dr. Blowjob, dunkelman. Dr. Daddy Blowjob, dunkelman. I need to wipe that immediately from my memory. Yeah, when I was younger, because I didn't, Barbara was a very old name. So I was like, I need to think of a nickname I could go for.

Like, Barb also old Barbie. I don't want to be called Barbie because, uh, uh, uh, um, so it's like, my middle name is Julie. So BJ, I should go by BJ. And then I had a cousin who was little older who was like, you probably shouldn't do that. I was like, why? And then like, just trust me on this one. Don't go by BJ.

Don't worry about it. Yeah. And so I was like, okay, I guess I can't go by BJ for whatever reason. And then I aged like five years from then. I'm like, smart. That's why we take good advice when it was presented. Like I trust people. I trust people.

Yeah. Can you imagine if you still went by BJ? Like if we were here, it's like, I'm Gus, I'm John, I'm Drew, I'm BJ. BJ, what's up, dude? BJ with RT podcast. I mean, if it's that solidified, I don't think it would have been a problem.

Committed. We can bring it back. I mean, we try to bring it back for aified, I don't think it would have been a problem. Committed, we can bring it back. I mean, we try to bring it back for a week. I think I'm good. All right. Merrill calls me Bimmy. I love Bimmy. Bimmy Ducks is so funny. You also call me Bimmy.

Bimmy Ducks. That one's pretty cool. I like that one. Wait, is there an end in Ducks? Ducks. Is this like Dunkleman? Got it. That makes sense.

Bimmy Ducks. I like the better as Ducks, but okay. Bimmy Ducks. I want to see some Bimmy ducks fan art. Bimmy ducks. It's just Marbus face like a goose neck. It's like a goose body. It's like untitled goose game. It becomes your own title. Bimmy ducks. Bimmy ducks game. Oh my god. Make it happen internet. The the BJ goose game. That's a good. All right. Thank you. I try. I'm out here trying.

So, um, I'm gonna tell a story now. Oh, you guys for it. Okay. Tell it. I just like that when we get to a lull. I just like, I got a million things here. No, I actually do have a story about meeting Captain America. Excuse. I have a story about being Captain America. Actually, who? I met Captain America. I met Captain America. Excuse me. I have a story about being Captain America. Actually, who? I'm a Captain America. I'm a Captain America. Like Chris Evans.

Or a minion dressed up like Captain America. I'm a Captain America. Go on. Um, no, so I, uh, I tell a story a while back about a trip with Disneyland, like a year ago, and had the best Uber ride ever. Oh, right. Yeah.

Where he was able to maneuver like a James Bond driver. Um, that same trip, so I was at the park all day by myself, which I loved. I'm a big fan of being a Disneyland by myself and getting to do whatever I want, whenever I want, and getting to go on the single rider lines neck, I think. So I spent the whole day doing that.

And at one point, I went from Disneyland over to California Adventure, and I'm wondering through California Adventure in the animation part of that park. And I wandered to the back of it and I had forgotten, I didn't realize that they had, I'm changed some of the character spaces out to actually host some Marvel characters now

over in California Adventure. Disney on its Marvel, they're gonna make money off and do that. So I saw it at the right, I saw a Spider-Man and he was hanging out, I was like, that's cool, that's Spider-Man. And then I saw the left, I saw it at the right, I saw a Spider-Man, and he was hanging out, I was like, that's cool, that's Spider-Man. And then I saw the left, I saw Captain America. And I, for some reason, super started fanboying

about that there's Captain America there. I'm an adult man, I'm a mid-30s, no very full wealth, that's not the real Captain America. That don't matter to the little lizard brain in back of me, he was just like reading comics since he was seven. It's Captain America. I want a photo with Captain America. Did you get an autograph too?

No, but I am also a person who is riddled with social anxiety. For a combination. Yeah, who does not want to do things that are gonna draw attention to me or that are out of the norm, that kind of thing. Also, as opposed to going and visiting one of the furry characters who have full costume

and master's thing, this is human. But if I'm gonna go interact with this person, I gotta go interact with another human who is- You gotta look at his eyes. You gotta look at his face. I gotta look at Captain America's eyes and be like, hi, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, it's not Mickey Mouse, where you're just like-

No, it's like, which I had done that earlier that day. I was walking through Tuntown and Mickey's house had no lines. I went through his line and I took a photo with Mickey Mouse. It was fantastic. No line, huh? I'm not drawing anymore. Actually, there's a line once you got all the way in. But anyways, so I paced several times.

It was like, there's care footage. You would just see this man with a backpack. Just walking back and forth in that area of the park. And I was like texting a couple of people like Tony Simanet and that kind of thing. I was like, should I do it? Should I just go like, the line is just full of parents and small children.

I will be the only single adult man in this line to go meet Captain America. And I finally got the resolve and got the line. And I did, I waited in line the entire way and I'm like looking around. And it's nothing but like parents and their kids and kids are getting excited and going like I think and I did. I waited in line the entire way and I'm looking around and it's nothing but parents and their kids and kids are getting excited and going like I think and I'm just standing there by myself

with my little backpack. And then as I get closer, I'm like, oh shit, I have to say something. Like you have to say something. I'm your biggest man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hill Hydra. Oh, that would have been good. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. He's a cute Captain America. I bet he was cute. He's a cute Captain America. And so, and he was like, he was tall

and his buff is fantastic. The suit look great on him. And so, as I get closer, I'm like, all right, I gotta forgot something to say and it gets up to me. And it's like, I'm watching the families before me. And there's always this kind of, you know, this pattern is happening where, you know,

the parents and the kids walk up, they kind of shoe their kids over to the parents and then they go over and take the photos. And then they all like have a cute Captain America because it's cute with an action and the kids walk up, they kind of shoe their kids over to the parents, and then they go over and take the photos, and then they all have a cute little, cat and America's cute little action with the kids, and they're on their merry way. There are no templates of what, just the lone adult man walks up.

At best, I saw a young group of girls go up who were like, that kind of thing. But like, This is like being in a Chuck E. Cheese. This is like being in a Chuck E. Cheese. This is like being in a Chuck E. Cheese. But Chuck E. Cheese is a super high captain America. But Chuck E. Cheese is super hot.

Just a little mouse head. Just a little mouse head. That's a little rift. Covered oil. That rift is down. Oh my God. So. So.

Dr. Chuck E. Cheese, do you? So I go on. Dr. Dabby. I walk up to Captain America. He's very nice. And I asked him, I walk up to Captain America. He's very nice. And I asked him, I thought of a good question.

I was like, hey, so I got, I got, I got a question for him. I was wondering if he answers like, what's, what's the best exercise to, to broaden your shoulders and that getting me? And somebody really want to work on. He's a bill dude. And I was wondering if you'd give me a legit answer. Or like a Captain America answer. Motherfucker gives a Captain America answer and he goes, hey, I'm actually the worst person to ask

that about Super Soldier Serum gave me all this and I was like, dammit, I knew you'd say that. And so I don't think I said dammit in front of Captain America. I would've shit my pants if I did. What's also would've been bad. Dammit, I'm so sorry I said dammit, I just shit my pants. I'm sorry about the smell. What?

What? What? What. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? So, I asked for a pose, and I actually asked for a specific pose, because I was like,

if I'm gonna be here, I'm gonna go. With the copper bottom. What? What? What? What? What? What?

No, I wanted to do like a cool like a cop duo arms cross back to back kind of look. So we got that photo. Friends a prom. Friends a prom pose. God, if I could have gone with Captain America to prom, that would have been good. Anyways, I probably would have awoken your bisexuality a lot earlier. I'm not earlier or would have defined it better. So no, but then I grabbed, we got bisexuality a lot earlier. A lot earlier. I've already defined it better. Yeah. So now, but then we got down with my pose.

And then he actually thought up a pose as what I came over with, we did something like a flex pose off that kind of thing. Now we kissed. Now we kissed. In my head, that's how this ended. Instead, the people like, I said, bye bye, Captain America.

And the people handing me my bag and stuff and I walked away and geeked out over my little photos that I have with Captain America. I love how the process of you going up to this person who works at Disneyland, Disneyland. Yeah. Like you were like, I have to come up with something to ask them or say to them.

Instead of just like, can I get a photo? That but I wanted to have like, I like to look at the picture. Like a little moan. I guess that's true. Just Captain America. I wanna talk to Captain America. I'm at Captain America. I want to talk to Captain America. I'm at Captain America.

You should have asked how bucky is. Oh, that would be mad. Yeah. I should have said Hail Hydra. That would have been better. Yeah. And now go back. Hail Hydra and slap him.

Find him again. Or do it blended, just proposed to him. Oh man. He's no Gaston. Captain America better than Gaston. Gaston uses his voice uses all of his decorating That's did you have the photo you can you share it? Okay, I'll give I'll give broadcast photos. I thought we were building up to like and here's the photo

I had the photo. I'll give you the photo. They're super cute. It's just John like this. It's just a picture of baby Yoda Go on through that up Eric We want to see baby Yoda while we wait for picture of baby Yoda. Go on through that up, Eric. Baby Yoda! We want to see baby Yoda. Why we wait for this? We can't show baby Yoda. I was told it's complicitly today, not to show baby Yoda. We can't see him yet. We can't show baby Yoda.

We can't. Baby Yoda, that's it. Baby Yoda, that's it. That's fantastic. That's the best. Apparently, uh, eat my shorts. Disney's taking down pictures of baby Yoda. Apparently, uh, eat my shorts. Disney's taking down pictures of baby Yoda.

Is that what's going on? Yeah, they say you can't have baby Yoda pictures. Do they not like free marketing? It makes sense. I remember back when the web first started like in 94, 95, like really early on, like Lucas would go after people who had any images from Star Wars on their web pages.

Why? And make them take it down. I don't know, like Disney owns it now. I don't worry. It's so cyclical how it came back. Are they worried about like people taking ownership or like having some official like connection to the brand? I've already seen like knockoff baby Yoda merchandise like on Etsy.

I don't think there's like an advanced level of marketing that happens like way up here where it's like, why don't we say we're gonna take down baby Yoda and then everybody will talk about baby Yoda or like, people were already talking about baby Yoda. Why don't we throw this ball through this window and actually break so everybody talks about it

for another couple to, I feel like there's an extra echelon. Like once you get to a point, it's like the fuck it up marketing. I just don't get it. It's essentially free marketing. Also baby Yoda, by the way, was the best idea that that show has had

because I wasn't gonna watch the Mandalorian. Oh no, and guess who's watching the Mandalorian? It had until it happened like I was watching it with I was watching the first episode as to really didn't care. Then as soon as baby Yoda came on at the end of the first episode, she was like, okay, what's this? What's this? And now every every week it's like, is there a new episode of Baby Yoda else? It's not even the Mandalorian. It's the baby Yoda show.

It was distracting. Like me and Trevor have had this conversation. We're trying to watch a show and it's like distracting how cute this thing is. Because every time it's on screen, it's just like, oh no, no, no, no. I haven't seen it. Eric, can you throw up a photo with this?

Eric, can you, maybe Yoda fucking slaps, but we can't show baby Yoda. Can you show the baby Yoda I helped you develop? I can't, that's a Disney bra, I can't show that. Cause it's not baby Yoda. Can we show Bernie's son dresses baby Yoda?

Bernie and Ashley's kid. It's just a costume. I mean, does that get the point across of baby Yoda? No, I mean, I'm just showing a picture of Bernie's kid. It's a baby and it's Yoda. That's like the beginning of the theme song for the new baby Yoda.

It's baby and new baby Yoda. It's baby and it's Yoda. Welcome to middle-oriented season two. Sorry, man. It's a baby version of the same species the character Yoda was. Okay, here's the here's the here's the Yoda that we developed. Let me see if I can get it. That sounds like a lab thing.

It's all I mean. We had an idea when I found out a pod full of smoke opens. When I found out that we couldn't show baby Yoda, I gave a suggestion for how we could get around this. Oh, okay. And let me get this. We can show this. Yeah.

So. What a f**k. What a f**k. Yoda, you're going to be the baby filter. Oh. That's fantastic. That's fantastic. That's fantastic. That's perfect. This should be the meme. I'm going to tell my kids, this is baby filter. That's perfect. That's perfect. This should be that meme. I'm gonna tell my kids. This is

baby Yoda. The meme I said was we've got baby Yoda at home. Baby Yoda at home. Oh, I hate it. It's so bad. It's so perfect. It does look good. He's like six or seven hundred years old, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think the isn't baby Yoda in the in the series was be like 50. Yeah, yeah, but it's like a baby. It's like. Yeah, that's show that I heard initially I had heard that they were not going to have any baby Yoda merchandise in time for Christmas, but now I guess the other day they said, yeah, they're going to have like some a parallel.

They have to change that. I guess they didn't they didn't want to let it sleek via like toy companies. Like when they share stuff like that, invariably that's how information gets out. So they'd kind of sat on it and and wait it. So you probably just get a parallel, probably get easy stuff like shirts and pajama pants or whatever. Right. You're not gonna get that. I want it so bad.

You get that in time for season two. Actually, they've killed off Baby Yoda. Which is gonna happen because Baby Yoda doesn't exist in episode seven. You don't know if he does. How do you know this? It's a big universe. But we keep seeing the same fucking people all the time.

I don't know if you'll wanna bring this up at all. But I was included on a Twitter conversation that Gus was included on with someone complaining that we spoiled the Mandalorian by talking about Baby Yoda. And I was like, you would have to be living under a rock to not know anything, not know, baby Yoda exists because everyone is tweeting about it, posting pictures about it.

Also it was like a streaming service, it had been several days. Yeah. And there are like some people haven't had a chance to watch it, which I get, I understand not everyone has time to watch things that they want to get to, but to say that we spoiled it. And also doesn't really,

the energy spoiled it. But then he can't some reply, like, like I reply, so like, what the fuck are you talking about? And he said, well, just, I'm just, I mean, it was not for me, it's for like, in general, someone might not have seen it yet. Yeah, and then you got to respond to it. It's being advocate.

Gus responded with, I'm going to block you. Yeah. The most appropriate spot. And then I waited 10 minutes and then I blocked it. Right. Who do I send it to? Broadcast. Broadcast. The email? The Slack channel. Oh, the Slack channel. Uh-huh. I haven't heard of send things to you here.

I'm dying, sorry. Yeah, you were sick for a few days. You mentioned that. It's all just nasty now. Hot. It's all coming out. It's all coming out. Yeah, I didn't realize until I grew facial hair for the first time, I realized how disgusting it is when you blow your nose or get all that shit in there. How much money to us put a mustache on you for a week and you just have to deal with it? A week? Yeah. Like a fake mustache. I think the last time I was on the podcast asked you how much to shave your head and it was like in the thousands of dollars. Oh yeah. But now how much to add to add.

I would wear a mustache for a week for like a grant. A grant. Yeah. John does it every day for free. Yeah, but that's not my problem. I think you also underestimate the annoyance of having a piece of fake hair on your face that keeps coming off.

Because I get I get a little bit of the sweaty upper lip, especially if I'm like at the gym or whatever. We're gonna give you touchups. Touchups. Morning and afternoon, like you get like a morning and an evening. I do it for a cheap five time. What do you do for a cheap five time?

Are you hiring for this bit? Cheeky five hundred. I'll do a five hundred. It's five hundred for the talent fee. And then like 250 a day for, it's just like the whole deal is $2,000. It's $2,000 not worth it to see Barbara with a mustache for a week.

Like a full, we can do a full, we can cut from that. Handle bar. Right. Kickstarter. Laser team. Million dollars, but the car game. Barbara's mustache.

You send it to them? Yeah, I send them both. They can pick which are one of the one to show. Well, maybe we can show both. Oh, that was the one. That was the pose he, he, he opted for. I'm really hoping you trolled them and the other photos, baby Yoda. show both. Oh. That was the one, that was the pose he, he, he, he opted for. I'm really hoping you trolled them and the other photos, baby Yoda.

That'd be so. Oh no, that's the one I asked for. I wanted to do the predator handshake. That's what it was. Gotcha. And this is it. This is very cute. We are very cute.

I'd be a better buckie than other buckie. You did go to buckies. No, there's no one. Oh, that's cool. Very well done. That's when he suggested or. That was he suggested he is a very tall. How tall are you? 510 yeah, he's probably like six four. Yeah, he's got some platforms on those boots. I Like it. He can't that's my sexual order right there. Yeah, hip not you. I know that I'm well aware. I'm not your sexuality.. I feel like- You're like my brother.

I know. I'm dwelling on my baby Yoda creation. Why? What do you mean by that? What do you mean dwelling? I feel like we should ask people if my baby Yoda's better than the real baby Yoda. Should you do a poll?

Your baby Yoda, I feel as far as superior as similarly because it's like a creation of your own. Yeah, that's why I'm like, I'm maybe not partial to it. I'm like a parent with their child. Yeah. Can we do a poll of your own mind. Yeah, that's why I'm like, maybe I'll partial to it. I'm like a parent with their child. Yeah. Can we do a poll? Yeah, yeah. Just throw them up, Eric, throw them up side by side, would you?

Yeah. Yeah. Ask if Gus's baby Yoda is better than original Sonic. Just say what? Oh, Jesus. Now I want merchandise with original Sonic on it. You fucking have to. That's gonna be like the fucking like,

if you're a 2000s kid, you remember this or whatever. No, like I have, I wanted to wear a shirt on the podcast, but I couldn't because found out the Disney will throw a Harpoon at you if you show baby Yoda. What if we put up baby Yoda, but like a flash, you know? You can literally do monetize. So that's how that. That's how fast we'll get to monetize.

So people in chat, they can vote by typing you the hashtag Gus or hashtag Disney. And in real time right here while we're doing the podcast. Now I had a shirt that Josh Bailey made that has baby Yoda on it And I was gonna wear it on the podcast but I couldn't wear it shockingly apropos for the day. Yeah, is it what did it say on it? It just Protect him at all costs right And it had the picture from the first episode he shows up in and

But now I'm like I want the same thing. I want to have like Because the original side. Right before we went on, I was like, John, you can't wear the shirt. You know that, that's the theme of the shirt. And you were like, no, I don't, what are you talking about? And I was like, your shirt is clearly a reference

to the fact that the meme's being pulled. No, it was just, we need to protect baby Yoda, it all costs. Right. So they don't kill him. Now we need to protect Gus's baby Yoda. Apparently. At zero cost, by the way.

I mean, you're pulling quite well. I'm doing I'm doing pretty good here I'm happy about that. That's because hashtag Gus is easier to type So it's like I really wanted to offer Disney, but it's three extra letters Is this a are we testing out something in the chat that we're gonna be using in the weeks very cool? Yeah, this is gonna be for chump. Yeah What next week on Wednesday December 4th is the premiere Very cool. Yeah, this is gonna be for chump. Yeah. It was live. It was live. What next week on Wednesday? December 4th is the premiere.

Yeah, if you haven't heard already, we're premiering a new show on the Rishi channel called Chump. Jeremy is hosting it. And you're gonna be able to do stuff like this, vote in the chat. If you're watching live and voting right now, you're helping test.

Yeah, it's going well, it looks nice. It's our new unofficial game show. New official unofficial game show. New official unofficial game show. Correct. Premiering Wednesday, 5 p.m. central time. Tune in live if you're a first member. Which you are if you're watching. This life.

Exactly. I think we can kill this poll, right? Yeah. We got a good amount. My baby Yoda is a far superior. Far superior. Disney should have contacted me for help with their time. All that concept art they released actually for baby Yoda was with, they're like, all that concept art,

they really stuck to for baby Yoda was really good. Do we make sure the concept art? No. Just put it in the show baby Yoda. Put an air like a moral dilemma. Like, like a professional dilemma. Moral. So it's like the three robot laws.

Like he's like, I cannot do. I literally type in baby on Google and the first thing is baby Yoda merch. Hell yeah. Yeah, I mean, they're gonna make a fucking killing with that. Maybe I've searched it before. Maybe he's definitely. Let me go to Google and Typing's I might have actually searched that too. Listen, Trevor's birthday is coming up and Christmas and I don't know what the fuck to get him and he loves baby Yoda so. The first one is a type baby, the first thing is Yoda. Baby Yoda, baby Shark, baby Yoda meme, baby Yoda plush,

baby Yoda merch, baby boomers, baby cat, baby driver. Whoa, baby Yoda's real names. Baby Yoda's out ranking, baby boomers. Okay, Yoda. Oh, I can do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. Okay, Yoda. Oh, hi. Oh, we do it. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. It'd be a real shame if you went onto my camera right now. Oh, shit. Yeah. You got to do something. Yeah, you're right. That was a shame. You got to wait till they're not expecting it.

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I don't know, like mystic stuff or like, metaphysical things and crystals. Crystal, whatever, you know, you guys are cleansing shit. Cymiodiacs. I don't care about any, mystic stuff or like metaphysical things and crystals, crystals, whatever, you know, those are cleansing shit. Cymiodiacs. I don't care about any of that stuff, right? I just want to buy food that doesn't have animal products in it. So I don't buy into that, whatever.

If you like it, fine. No, not against you. But being a vegan makes you like, I'm like a Jason to this. Crystal and Jason. Right. So I was a, I went to this grocery store and I was checking out and The guy the cashier is like scanning all my stuff I don't have that many things he scans my stuff and I'm like doing the pin path

Well first I'm like I'm trying to help him out like I'm bagging my own stuff So it kind of speed along and you know trying to pay at the same time and Then he stops he's like you know Over the past two weeks five of my co-workers have told me that I'm their favorite coworker. And I've been really trying to figure out why. Out of nowhere? Out of nowhere. I was literally like banging my grocery

and paying the thing. And I was like, oh, okay. He was, and I've been thinking about it and I think I figured it out. And I was like, uh-huh. And he was, I think it's because I'm really genuine. And I was like, okay, I's like, I look people straighten the eyes and I tell them exactly how I feel.

And I feel like in this day and age, you know, we don't have enough of that with social media and everything. I was like, this is the most like bullshit co-op grocery store carry station. And I was like, I hate it. I just like see some bunch of weed in the back. And it's just like, hey, you wanna talk about bananas? Well, I'll check you out or no, or what's up? I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate like, stone orific. Right. I had something happen similarly, but it actually ended up being fine and not nightmares like yours. I went, Sundays my cheat day,

so last night I went out to get dinner and so I went to, I first I went to Popeyes. Did you get the chicken sandwich? Because I hadn't got the chicken sandwich here. Okay. That took forever to do because there was a line even at like nine o'clock at night.

Sure. But I got it. It's a good fucking sandwich. And then I went to McDonald's to get a few things. And one of the things on the menu while I was there, I mean, those, they have a special little pie. Um, a little holiday pie. Oh, we can't talk about that.

We can't talk about that. Yeah. We can talk about the holiday pie though. I can. We can talk about the holiday pie though. I can. We can talk about the holiday pie. And I was like, I want a holiday pie. So I ordered what I was gonna order and then I also added on.

Have you ever had the holiday pie before? No, I had a holiday pie. Holy shit, right? I ordered the holiday pie and I pulled up to the first window where you pay for your stuff. And this is like verbatim, the conversation I had with the dude,

the crunchy dude, they took my money. He was like, hey, you get the holiday pie. I see that. I just had it for the first time. Yes, Dad, that shit, fuck a rocks. And I was like, cool. He's like, no joke though. My favorite, the strawberry cream is better.

And I was like, that's cool. He's like, hey, though, pro tip. Next time you get the holiday pie, get it with ice cream. Get our vanilla sundae, crunch up the holiday pie into it. Super good. Dude, this bro is speaking my language. And I was like, thank you, sir.

Stop, stop, Barbara. I'm not trying to do anything. Do it. Do it. Do it. Wait, but I just hold it here in the whole podcast. He's not just his eyes. He's putting his eyes over your eyes.

What if it's just the eyes? Can you just do it? That's just his face on my glass. I can't get any closer on it. That means don't do it. What if it's just one of his eyes and it's do it? What? Do it? Do it, do it, you coward?

Ugh. What if it's just this? I'm just not gonna cut to you anymore. No, that, okay, that'll allow. Michael, you can cut to that. You can show Barbara. Yeah. It's happening like she's wearing a mask.

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I think he died. I heard him die.

How did you not? How did you not think that was gonna happen? You dummy. You dummy. How did you not know she was gonna do that? I trusted you I really hate all of you Erick's just like crafting an email to Disney right now I'm a crafty email to Disney right now. I'm so sorry, does this happen? I'm a professional. I'm a real evil team, be on the lookout for a slew of emails coming your way.

Fucking funny. What? Switch into beating. Oh, I got the holiday pie, and that shit rocks. Yeah. The holiday cream pie, if you haven't had it. Yeah, it's like, it's like custard is what this is familiar, the filling is, right?

Oh, it's like cream pie. It's called a holiday cream pie. And it's a special name. The outside is what this is familiar. The filling is right. Yeah. And like it's called it's called a holiday cream pie. And it's a special name. The outside is all like a sprinkly. What did you say was that? McDonald's. Oh my god. Oh, look at the wrong place.

Uh, but I'll, but yeah, and also the Popeyes chicken is legitimately just fantastic. I heard it was overrated. That's it's definitely not like. Our inspiring life changing. Mm-hmm. But on the scale of like you want to go get something good from a fast food was overrated, that's so much. It's definitely not like awe-inspiring life-changing, but on the scale of like, you wanna go get something good from a fast food place?

Like, it's a good, it's big. The Brioche Bonnist Fantastic, I love that it's got the thick pickles on it. I'm a fan of a little bit of mayo on my chicken sandwiches, so I like that. And also like, it gives you, like there's a big ol' chicken patty on there. It ain't no like thin little,

little like mashed patty. It's like big ol' fried chicken thing on there. Actually, piece of chicken. Yeah, it's a big old chicken patty on there. It ain't no like thin little, little like mashed patty. It's like big old fried chicken thing on there. Yeah, it's a hunker. So it's good. Jessica had it the other day and she said she immediately had to go to the bathroom. I don't know what is wrong with some people who like, everyone talks about like, you know,

going to get fast food or talk about stuff like that and they're like, oh, it ruined me. It's talking about ruins my life. No way. That's what I'm talking about. Absolutely. Why? Why?

I eat talk about on my cheat days all the time and I don't have the worst night of my life. Toilet party Sundays. I've never had that. Talk about Saturdays, Toilet party Sundays. I've never had that. I get diarrhea every time I have McDonald's breakfast burritos, but they're so good.

I still have- I have them all the time. Keep with some emotive in there, though, if you're eating it, it's all you know. I'm like, ooh, I need a cleanse. Let me go get the burritos, but they're so good. I still have them all the time. Keep with some emotium in there, though, if you're eating it, it's for you. Ooh, I need a cleanse. Let me go get the burrito. This is like Donald's burrito cleanse. To have the last water in this burrito,

and you're gonna shit your whole life away. It's literally like 30 minutes, and I'm like, Bing! We need to get colonoscopy. You can either drink all that shit to empty you out, or you can eat the McDonald's breakfast burrito. Just the burritos, dude. Oof, I have, I have.

I've done it. You had a call, call us me. You and I talked about this because you got the bougie. I got the bougie drink. You got the quick drink. I got the jug. What is, what's the, what, I've only ever heard of the jug. What's the jug?

What's the, she's got the quick drink. Mine was a powder. And you got to do it at home. Yes. What you guys want to get to do at home? I've never had one. Tell me about your experience because I'm very curious to have when you use the word jug. I got to know what's going on. It's a gallon of

The only thing the closest thing I described is like cherry milk It's clear cherry milk and like they tell you to start drinking it and then once you go sit down on the toilet Keep drinking it, but don't get up Well, you can't because you're shit and you whole time. And it like just you just are, yeah, for like hours. It sounds like Drain-O. It's Drain-O, but you also have the Drain-O, but you have like a little like quick Drain-O at home. Yeah, mine was, I got to do it at home.

My thing was it like eight or nine a.m. And so five p.m. the night before is when I started drinking it. You also had to have like a no food or anything for the day before. Fasting. It but clear liquid. So you can still have like apple juice and water and like soup and stuff like that.

You just couldn't have anything solid. Raw for me. Raw for me. Yeah. Thank you. But the one I had, you start drinking at five. It was like a solution that you would make sin and it tasted more kind of like sour cherry.

And like it was in, I want to say like a 12 ounce cup. You would drink it and then like within half an hour, it was time to start going to the bathroom. And then you also had to drink another 12 ounces of just plain water and then wait a couple hours and then do it again, I think once or twice. So hold on, were you at the doctor's office? I went to the hospital.

And no, but you, like this jug was at the hospital. Yeah. So you're just there overnight. So you just stay in a hospital bathroom It's like just Just like in one I think at one point You get one of those hats with like the two You got you put them up there

So there's some standard comedian is like there's no finer like joy than like drinking while pissing where you're like thinking Just like there's just one hose that connects the whole thing. And that's not the same joy where you're like drinking while shitting. That's not the same. I don't know if it was the same for you, but at one point, like once you've shot a certain amount, it literally becomes like you're pissing out of your ass. Oh yeah, it's over.

It's literally piss out of your ass. Welcome to podcast everyone. Welcome to podcast everyone. Can that be the title of this week? It's literally piss out of your ass. And with a picture of baby Yoda. Oh man. Oh man.

Who was it? Someone in chat, where was it? I'm trying to find it. Soviet Hedgerman says, Drew, my dad described it as drinking cherry spit. Yeah, it's exactly right. Oh. If you get the jug.

Yeah, it's the consistency. It's like, it starts out cold and you have some ice, but by the end of it, you're just none of all that's gone. Oh, no, this one was totally doable. Man, it's a little sour, but like sour cherry. But that sounds like it might be good. It wasn't bad. Like, I honestly, because Drew told me about his, and I was just like, fuck, this is going to suck. And then I took a sip of mine. I was like, I could actually do this. Yeah, like that way you were referencing this, though, is that she had the bougie experience. It was a definitely bougie in comparison.

Yeah, I would say. You get the bougie, a part of the recipe. When I got mine done, because they give you like something that makes you forget that it happened, but you could, you're still like vaguely losing. Yeah, that's what they do for me, dude. And I guess I wouldn't like, unclench until they agreed to give me photos of whatever they were taking pictures of.

And so. Who would you have a photo? I don't think we're the same. I'll find them and bring them. Did you just say I wouldn't unclash? Right, because I remember like, I remember waking up and being like, I have a vague memory of them being like,

relax, sir, sir, relax. And I just remember being like, I don't, I'm not gonna relax so you can be by myself a little bit and be taking pictures of. And then so they will be back in and I was in college So my girlfriend at the time. It's like sitting there patiently waiting like oh, I hope he's okay Oh, nothing's wrong and we'll be back in and nurse goes He requested these

Like, do five bucks serve to the inside of a bowl. Oh. Oh my God. How did it look? A real pink. Man. And I kept putting it on the fridge and my roommate kept saying, you know what I'm doing. No, we're not doing that.

It's not bad. I mean, if you don't like it, if it's not, if it's not close up, it's inside. It's not graphic. Well, then my parents flew down and like my mom like got the photos. She was like, oh my God, you're gonna die. And she's like, flew me to the photos and she was like,

what is this? What is this right here? Like she brought it to the pictures of the dark and chick. What is this? And the doctor goes, man, that's poop. So the drink didn't do as good of a job as it needed to. And I didn't do it. Even the non-Bruzy version did not get me there.

Oh my god. Yeah, it was the funniest story I've ever heard in my life. See, for me, I just kept asking, apparently, I didn't know if I was doing this during the operation or if it was right after, but this is a court in Trevor. I kept asking over and over, did everything go okay? I was so concerned, I would be like, everything go okay, he's like, yeah, everything's fine, and I'd fall back asleep. Did everything go okay?

Like I kept falling asleep and waking me up and everything like that. Goldfish sit next to me. And I also, apparently, apparently didn't know this metabolize the anesthetic really quickly. So they kept having to give me more. And then I got, when it starts to wear off, you also get cold and like start to shiver. Did you cry? A little bit, yeah.

A little bit. I got emotional for some reason. It's a side effect. And they had something monitoring my heart. That was like printing out on paper, like my actual heart rate. A little, my pulse and Trevor took a piece of it and he has it with him.

Super gay. Yeah, it's very gay. You should get it tattooed as like a tribal around his myself. Oh, yeah, I had an endoscopy and there's an animated adventure that covers my adventure with my endoscopy. Did you get really mad at Esther? Yeah, I did it being really mean. That's why I don't ever want to get, made an adventure that covers my adventure with my endoscopy. Did you get really mad at Esther?

Yeah, I did it being really mean. That's why I don't ever want to get, if I ever have another experience like that where I need to get put in a twilight, I'm not going to ask her to go with me. I'm going to ask someone else to go with me just because I was, I was so moved to her. And I'm so ready for this.

And, but I remember when, like they give it to you, I don't know how they did yours, but they give mine at like two stages. Like I was in the prep room and they gave me one injection or maybe it was two or three. They gave it like one injection, then another and then they say we're going to give you the last one right as we are wheeling you into the procedure room. I'm just like okay, so you get the first couple and it's like you're drunk or you're like kind of loopy and out of your mind and they gave me the third one and they start wheeling me into the procedure room. The last thing I remember is they wheeled me into the procedure room like everyone's gathered around and I'll take the third one, and they start wheeling me into the procedure room.

The last thing I remember is they wheeled me into the procedure room, like everyone's gathered around and they got all the equipment out. I remember looking around thinking, hey, that's weird, my doctor's here. And then I like, that's it, then the next day I knew I was awake. You're just in the other room after that.

Yeah. It's weird to think that you're actually conscious during that. Because for me, what happened was they laid me down on my side, and they like have to tell you to do a couple things, while're getting you prepped. And the last thing I remember is they like asked me to open my mouth to because I had to put a block down in there because they're also doing an upper endoscopy. And that was it. But apparently they keep you in twilight so they could tell you to move around and do stuff because they need you to be conscious for that kind of thing.

But you have no memory. And I was like, the brain's weird. I really hope, I don't know what I said. It's like your brain's in safe mode. It's like, it's not writing any data. I feel like it would freak me out if I saw like video footage of myself during that. I don't want it, because you don't have any remember of it. Right, exactly.

Just like that's, It's also the fact that like there's a drug that can just make you black out immediately. Like what the fuck? Yeah, I need some of that, baby. Saturday night. I'm just kidding. Take night. I was kidding. Did anyone go to sleep?

Yeah. That's so good. That's how Michael Jackson died, right? It was that same kind of medicine, the same kind of drug. No, profile. Prope-of-all. Prope-of-all?

It was? Yeah. The same kind of thing, he would use it to fall asleep. Well, then you got too much. You like, we should make it disclaimer, say we're saying this in just. Oh, joke. Don't actually want to do this drug.

Oh, yeah, no, God no. Just for medical purposes. I don't think anybody would realistically want to do that. Hopefully not. No, I would hope not. I took Nikewell recently. That is pretty hardcore. That is pretty hardcore.

That has a similar effect. I took more than the recommended dosage pretty hardcore. That had a similar effect. I took more than the recommended dosage. Dad, don't you get? Like one and a half doses. Egy. Yeah. You ever do that thing?

Like have you ever gone to a doctor with like some kind of pain or something? And they're like, just go home and take like five times the dosage for. Too many advice. Okay, what? Why is there directions on the bottle? No!

We're like, take five times the amount of Tylenol. What? Yeah, that'll be fine. That, like, gate got broken for me, long time ago. I didn't realize until recently that you could take both Advil and Tylenol. Like, if you have a dose of Advil,

you could take also a dose of Tylenol because they affect different. Can you? I think one affects your liver and one affects something else. Kidneys? I don't know. Dude, not take any of our advice on medicinal.

We're not doctors. Yeah, we're eating. It's just something I heard. We're fucking idiots on the internet. Recently. That's just something I heard recently. I could be wrong. Please be safe.

Take the appropriate amount of. Consult your medical professional. Yes. I have no idea. I normally don't like, for the most part, I don't like taking pills typically. Like if I have a headache or something, I won't normally take anything for it.

I won't do antibiotics because I know that I'm gonna be an old man. And if I take a bunch of antibiotics, I'm just gonna be fucked. So anytime they're like, do you want antibiotics? Like, can I fight it? And they're like, you're gonna be miserable. Let me fight it.

I did a fight. Yeah, I fight it and they're like you're gonna be miserable. Let me fight it. I did fight. Yeah, I figured out. I did a you can video call like doctors now instead of having to go into the thing. And I for a while I was on a what's it called the super strong skin acne medicine. Acutane. Acutane. I was on that. I was on that dude. And I had you know you have to check in constantly with doctors for that. And so I took advantage of the video calls whenever that happened.

And one time I, because I had timed it wrong, I was in my car. When is my appointment? And so I just did a video call. I just pulled over. It's like downtown Austin. I pulled over and I did a video call with my doctor, but then my doctor was like, say, I need to see your skin to like see how, you know, how it's fairing. And so I'm just sitting in my car on the side of the road, like placing my phone on my dash and like taking my shirt on.

I'm just showing my doctor my chest because I was the affected area. And looking like crazy fucking person downtown. You fit, so you fit right in? Yeah, that was fine. I got, I got the drugs, so it didn't matter. I took I took I could take for like a year and a half or two years. I took I could take I think two years. Yeah, when I was I want to say like 14 to 16. This was the second time I've done that. I could gain fucking heated it. So worse made everything super dry. Yeah, to this day, I feel like I still get dried out in the

winter. Yeah, your skin looks great though. Thanks. You're going. This is how it's brought to my acuting. No, they should not sell that shit. That shit's terrible. Apparently, I was correct. And I looked it up to you. It said that I'm not going to pronounce this right. You could safely take acid, taminofin. Acetaminofin.

Wow. I guess I've just never seen that word written out. And I be pro-fined together. Apparently, it could cause some stomach and abdominal pain if you take them together for some people. But it's safe to take them both, because they affect different areas. Interesting, I don't know why you would ever take both.

I mean, if you have like a really bad pain, I need more than just more than one dose. Yeah. Just do what the doctor does until tells you to do it takes like five times. Yeah. Or like you give you like a prescription, a cedar manifin. It's like it's just the same shit, just way more potent. Yeah. There's only one ticket, one pill. Speaking of drugs, did y'all see that South Dakota anti-Meth campaign? No. No. South Dakota unveiled a new initiative, I'm gonna go to their website right now,

so I'm gonna show y'all. They unveiled a new initiative to try to combat meth addiction in South Dakota. Do they use baby Yoda? No, they don't. Now we can't even say baby Yoda. There you go. I'm on it, we're on it.

This has to be, oh my god. Myth, we're on it. That is the real, they must know though. Like what's the website to get the landing page? Wait, what's the message? Like they're on the problem. They're going to take care of it. Okay, the landing page though, for the South Dakota method.

On meth.com. Yeah, see they know. They know on meth calm. We're on We're on it. I mean it accomplishes what campaigns like that are supposed to which is get people to like We're talking about it. Yeah We're on meth It's like that dumb joke from friends were Joey did the the What was the I never realized he had never watched no he did he did the add the It was for some type of ST or a year something like that. Yeah VD

I need kept seeing his yeah Mario's got VD or something like that He's trying to woo a girl and she saw that ad of him Good episode. I'm gonna pass on the myth See you're on it. I'm gonna pass on the meth. See, you're on it. I'm on it. Figure it out. I have. South Dakota.

I never, I never, I never, I never, I bet they do. I bet they don't have much else. Cow's on number people. Do they? Cow's on meth outnumber people. But people on meth outnumber cows on meth. I never got off her drugs. Ever?

Oh, I'm sorry. I remember once I'm getting really nervous in college because somebody was like, do you want drugs? And I was like, no. And then like, I'm not as like, whatever. You know, I don't know if I ever was offered drugs. I never offered drugs. I think probably in high school it would be like offering drugs

like the little child that was wandering around high school. I looked like you were seven. Yeah. But I never got offered drugs. They're got offered drugs in college either. Me neither. I don't think.

And nobody I nobody wanted to offer me drugs. I never got to ask. I think you've asked me if I like hey, do you do this? But it was never just like hey, do you want this? Yeah. Or do you want you want something? I feel like. You want some acetaminophen?

Now I know how to say it. Based off how it's spelled. That didn't put the right vibes out there, I guess. You know in the UK they call it Pericetamol? Why? I have no idea. You fucking... Like the general discuss.

At the medium. Oh, we have to change the name. Why? Because it's not English enough. Pericetamol. Pericetamol. Which way? But we got only Pericetamol.

Oh, sorry. Oh, no, I'm sorry. The English sorry. The English sorry is my least favorite thing from any group ever. Sorry. I love the English sorry. Oh, no, because it's always,

I'm talking about the one where it's like heavy. The one where it's like sorry. Super super sarcastic. Oh, it's your problem in it. Sorry. Can't help you. Go to go now. Bye. I can't. I can't. Oh, can't do it. Oh, it's your problem, isn't it? Sorry. Can't help ya. Go to go now. Bye. I can't. I can't. I can't do it. I can't do it. Just immediate. Just rage face. Just.

I'm gonna do that from now on. Sorry. I'm gonna do something I can't do it. I'm gonna turn British. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Sorry. Come to that. The fuck? This is from Peter's. That's the rubber duck. Of course it is. Of course it is. Wow. She's beautiful.

Chad made me think of something else that someone said like drugs might be. We could take it off the screen now. I had this moment of their day where I, because again, I don't do drugs, and I've never got offer drugs, I've never really bought drugs. So I went and got some CBD stuff the other day. Oh yeah. And the first time I ever bought CBC, but that was my reaction was like,

drugs are expensive. CBC is expensive. It's expensive and I was like, what the fuck? I just wanna call them. That's a big thing. Because it's like, I don't know if I want cheap CBD oil the fuck? I just wanna call them. That's a thing that it also was like, I don't know if I want cheap CBD oil. No, you want the good stuff. I mean, it also like, it's finding the right thing

that works for you. Yeah, but that's the thing, it's like, try out stuff that's been spent a lot of money. Yeah. Has it worked for you? I know like, when you first tried it, it was like, eh. It kind of calmed my anxiety a little bit, but it definitely didn't help me.

There was no like, I was hoping it would help me sleep. It was one side of it I was hoping for. And it kind of like, calms my nerves a little bit, but it wasn't enough. We're like, I ran out, I don't know, probably a few weeks ago and I haven't bought any since. That's good at just making you not think about the thing that's bothering you.

I think I'm too strong for it. It takes the front off. Yeah, just. It's nice. I got a kind of, I'm too strong for it. It takes the front off. Yeah, just. It's nice. I got a kind of, I'm gonna fucking say this, punch me at least. There's a, there's like a parking lot not too far from here with a bunch of vegan food trailers.

Oh my God. And, and crystal dealers. And there's like a vegan bake, a vegan bakery there too. And they sell like 12 ounce cans of CBD water. That should fire dude. Like, but so it's like, oh, that seems cool. Like I want to try one of those. It's $5.

Yeah, they're like, it's $4 for the can. Like what? I just want one. American dollar. Yeah, four. I paid $9 for a CBD coffee the other day. CBD coffee? I felt bad about it.

Well, yeah, it's like, give you like up and down. This is more than $4, right? If you get this at a bar, like a can of beer. Beer, yeah. So like if you get a can of CBD water, like that's what's really that expensive for what it's providing you. Yeah. Right?

I remember, because we talked about CBD at this point a few months ago, and I remember you had like one of the drinks, CBD drinks, and you were just like, life-changing, dude. So better. You're like, I was able to sit in that meeting and be okay. Okay, and I was like, oh my god, they're gonna look at me. Oh my god, they're gonna look at me.

It's like, no, I'm cool, whatever, I'm here. What's up? I spent $450, I just spent $450 to feel fine. I love this. Like a big coffee at Starbucks or something? Yeah, yeah. So come on. Which also caffeine, a drug.

It's 20 minutes. Yeah, that's true. It's funny how there's some that we're okay with and some that we aren't. Just because of- Like picking and choosing. Yeah, just because of old legacy laws. I don't know. Do you ever feel like we should revisit that?

Like now that we know more because like these laws like things were outlawed or allowed. Because we didn't know. We didn't know anything back then. Like how many this seems spooky. We better know decades or centuries ago was it decided that it seems spooky. Yeah. caffeine's okay. These drugs are sticky. CHC. Nah. Then there's so many states now where it's legal. Countries where it's legal. Canada. But then there's so many states now where it's legal. Countries where it's legal. Canada. It's legal in Canada. Oh, Hill.

Yeah, that was that happened earlier this year, right? And I'll say beginning of 2019. Maybe. Oh, sounds right. Canabas got was legalized in Canada. All of Canada. Canada. Canabit. I can't.

Canab. Canab. This canab. No, it's just a two similar. Canab. So Drew sent This. Cana. Cana. No, it's just too similar. Cana. So Drew sent me an article earlier today that's had me thinking all day. Doxpuses? That octopus, Octopi? No, it's octopus.

No, it's octopus. Octopuses. Octopuses. Octopuses might be aliens. Yeah. Excuse. Excuse. So, okay.

Shaky. Put on your hat. These are all facts. Take a big drink, your CBD. That's right. Water and tell us why octopi are aliens. So 33 independent researchers came together and wrote a paper together,

saying that basically they believe that either something came from another planet like a meteor or something, crashed into the earth and either gave squids of virus that made octopuses or squids and octopuses were on this meteor that crashed into the earth and then turned everything into life. But then basically, like, if you read the article, did you read the whole article? Yeah, I did.

Basically, they're like, isn't that neat? It's probably all bullshit. Like, they're just like, they made it like, like, just, it was such a clickbait thing of like, octopus's from outer space. Are they? No. No, it's a whole article.

And that it's, and about of Matt. Yeah. Probably not. What's the fucking point? I mean, think about it. They're really smart. They have a lot of legs. They don't do stuff.

The main thing, the reason that I like St. Gusti Arkel, because if you see that video, the octopus dreaming, no, it's the fucking coolest thing. It's this octopus is on the side of this tank. Cause they like, anytime that they're threatened, they color change, they can like, they're the only animals that can actually, well, one of the only animals that can color,

because everybody says like, comedians can color change. Yeah. They do it based on how they're feeling. But I can like a mood ring. Yeah, they're like a little mood rings. But I suppose is, we'll like find a place and be like,

cool, I'm gonna be this color. Like I'm gonna turn into yellow and black. Instantaneously. Instantaneously. And so when it dreams, it's all this is changing colors and like turning into different things the whole time. That's fucking cool.

Do we, can we find that video? I would love to see that. I think it was one that was in captivity. Yeah, but he was asleep in a little cage. He was so sweet.? I would love to see that. I think it was the one that was in captivity. Yeah, but he was asleep in a little cage. He was so sweet. I mean, maybe it's cute as maybe you. What do you probably kill you? Oh, yeah, just wrap around your face and you never see it again.

Turn the color of your face turning purple as you're getting choked. Yeah. There's a, I've heard that there's a few people every year who die like in South Korea eating live octopus. Oh, it's because yeah, it's just smothered you today. Right, like getting your trachea. Look at him, look at him go.

Wow. He's that little dream. He's like, like when you're dog, there's like all the noise at the feet. He's so cute. Is this all real time or is it time lapse? No, it's all real time. It's real time. They change color and like, they even change like texture.

I was gonna say he's like making patterns on his skin. It's insane that they can go up. I'm sure they have because of their environment, they kind of code a lot of, you know, patterns into them that they're used to pulling up quickly. But the fact that you can watch an octopus traverse like a whole part of the ocean bed, go pick a rock, sit next to that rock,

and then be that rock like that. Oh my god, I was just fucking this aliens. It's aliens. I got to be aliens or not. Man, it's not aliens. No, man. Like, not a single zoologist was on that paper. Yeah. It was just about as sad as being like, hey, I'm going to get this into nature.

I'm going to get this into the journal of nature. And here we are talking about it. Yep, here we are. Science. We're on it. All right, well, let's wrap this up. All right. Thanks, everybody, for watching. We'll see you guys next week. Have a good Thanksgiving. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. The Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples?

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