Rooster Teeth Podcast - Werewolf Dick - #396

Episode Date: October 4, 2016

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I'm Gus. You ran like six feet. Not even. It was even closer. It was just the effectiveness. Standing up. Just being running, being in the moment. I felt bad because Gus was like, oh like, I'm just standing up. Just being running, being in the moment. I felt bad because Gus was like,

oh yeah, I went out and bought a GoPro today. He's like really proud of it. And I was like, what extreme activity are you doing that you need a GoPro? You actually had a legitimate reason. It's not just for extreme. Yeah, he was like so dismissive. And I was like, well, I'm going out of the country soon.

And I'd like to document it with a body camera. He's like, oh right, right, yeah, that makes sense. I felt really bad. Where are you going, Gus? I'm going to excuse soon. I'm like to document it with a body camera. He's like, oh right, right, yeah, that makes sense. I thought really bad. Where are you going, guys? I'm going to, excuse me, I'm going to South Korea. It's going to be, it should be interesting. It's a very peaceful time over there. No trouble at all with any neighboring countries.

Oh, you're being a little sort of Catholic. Silly, gotcha. Chris and Blaine just had a really dumb conversation. What was it? About the set. Oh, I like, spiraled into an argument that I didn't understand. Well, we're gonna begin. We were sitting here on set and then blame was like, wow, this just happened overnight.

And I was like, no, it didn't. It was built over a long period of time. And then it's been sitting over there for like several months. And you're like, oh, well, I've been here since 636, Alblin A2. I'm like, oh yeah Chris pulling rank, higher up. What are you talking about? I was very confused because I think we were all confused about what the other person was talking about.

No, we were all confused. No, no, no, no, because I was like, oh yeah, we got new monitors, we got all these nice cameras, and the jib is working now. So I was like, oh wow, that's happened immediately. It's like we switched over from the old podcast, the new one, and then you told me about it. So nobody was confused except you. I guess so, yeah. So what is senior art?

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And I thought that's what Chris is doing was like. Oh, I did, it was in this, Roozer Cheats was built overnight. It took long hours for me and Brandon. And that's where I thought he was going with it. No, I was just saying this set wasn't, it was sitting over there for several months. I know, and I was wrong, I didn't know that. Do you like being wrong? No, it was just saying the set wasn't it was sitting over there for several months. I know and I was wrong. I didn't know that

Yeah, do you like being wrong? No, it looks good at it. It's that looks real good It makes pivot there. Yeah, I like the the bar and the subject changing. It was a dumb question nobody likes being wrong Yeah, nobody Especially people who are wrong all the time like blame stuff like me Yeah, How are you guys doing? So weren't you at the, you two were at the Streamies, right? Both of you in the, on the couch? Yes, yeah.

What's the Streamies? Chris was up for day five. I was up for slow mo. So we, uh, what? Winner and loser? We have two winners. Both winners.

Both winners, that's right. We have these big winners. And the thing is we found out, we found out that day five won before it started. Because some spoiler. Yeah, some, some website accidentally posted early. Yeah, I was walking around and Josh was like, look, and he's funny. He's like, I think the will the win is just leaked. I was like, uh, day five did it win. He's like, I mean, according to this list, it won. I was like, and then he didn't say anything about slimmer guys. I was like, oh, I guess, I guess I didn't win it.

And then all the people who were winning a war to weren't there sent in acceptance videos. I was like, I guess everyone already knows are they won because, you know, this video is being sent in, that have previously been shot. So I was just like sat there in cinematography and they're like, slow mo guys.

I was like, what? So it was like a double surprise. Yeah, I had no idea. I had no idea that we won. So it's good. I was like, what? So it was like a double surprise. Yeah, no idea. No idea that we won. So it's good. It was better that way. Having both people, like having known that your show was gonna win because someone broke in Bargo

and then the other one was a genuine surprise, which way would you prefer it? Like Chris, did you like knowing? No, I like knowing because we gave us a chance to actually think about what we were gonna say because we hadn't done that. I was thinking of saying prepared. I said something like, man, if I known we were gonna win,

I would have invited Dan. He's like a sleep in England somewhere right now. I feel like that's always like, that's like half of acceptance speeches. Like, if I known I won, I would have come more prepared. And then he's like, later. Yeah, I was just one of those guys. It was cool though.

Everyone's super self-deprecating. Like no one wants to be like, oh, I knew I was gonna win. You know, here's my prepared speech for it. Yeah, it's also a really depressing thing to prepare for speech If you don't win. Oh, yeah, yeah, I always like being under prepared in a situation where there might be disappointment Yeah, I didn't put in too much mental effort to something that didn't turn out. Yeah, why would you want to spend time working on something that? Yeah, you'll never use I'd much rather be blindsided by the way like greatness, I guess. And then, and then forget to invite Dan. Yeah. He was pretty annoyed. I didn't invite him. He knew the stream he knew y'all were nominated, right? I don't know. He was like, so we want a webby?

I was like, forget about it. Yeah. Well, where's the camera? Just switch. It's the jib dude, you was the one you were talking about. It's moving, that's cool. That's what a jib does. Don't you direct stuff here? Yeah, I do. Otherwise, by the way, before the show,

he did not call that the right name. He's like, oh cool, look, they have the crane set up and everything. And the crew was like, you mean the jib? He's like, yeah, that thing. It's kind of a crane. But it's no, it is kind of a crane, but also like that movement is craning.

You call it a crane when you're shooting million dollars, but yeah, just like crane up. We know it's tilt. Fuck. No, tilt is fixed. Now it went up and down. Yeah, crane is cranes up and up and down. It describes the movement. Yeah, it describes the director.

We're talking about day five. You were really, what was that? It describes the hardware. Oh, can't it? Was that what you school? Yeah, can. Talk about day five. You were what was right. What's this? Oh, can't did. Was that what you school? Yeah, can't do. Dutch or a bit dutch or a bit stank. I would have been close.

I've never heard a close stank. I can wish that you my DP's there. Make a bit stank. Bit of tanga. The super technical portion of the podcast. I feel like we do that every now and then we get into like stupid discussions about lenses or angles and stupid shit like that.

F-stop. Be a problem, care about. Oh, oh. There was a funny, so I was talking to someone about like film school and how like kids are just like shitty and they all like, you know, think that they're like these film buffs and their authorities on everything

and someone spoke up in the middle of class and they're like, if you like Jurassic Park, you should read the books. Michael Crichten does some great work. I know it's like, this is a worser when you're trying to, we talked about being wrong and nobody liking being wrong and it's a worser when you're trying to pass off

like an expert opinion and you're just totally wrong. Which is what we do in 99% of the time on the podcast. Yeah, like the science. We get corrected all the time. I still call Ray Fines Ralph Fiennes. The other one. Ralph Fiennes? Listen, it's, look how it's spelled.

I spelled Ralph, it's not spelled Fiennes. Fien, yeah, sure it is. It's not spelled Fines. Well, the word Fine though, like the normal spending of the word Fine. Do you call that Fiennes? To Shay. Well, the word fine though, like the normal spending of the word fine. Do you call that finesse? Two-shay. No, what if I was like,

Tao-sh-ay. What even not word? What? I've cut Gus off like your touch. What was that? Your touch day? But you try to say two-shay. Yeah, I was like, you go, like I was.

Oh, touchy. Touchy. Yeah. It's a bad joke. We've been, we've been, we've been, It was a good joke. We just didn't know what word you were going to call it. So, so ahead of the game, it wasn't the ahead of the game.

It's just like, you could have done better. So, ahead of the game. I feel like I've been getting bombarded by people who have noticed that in the Netflix series Luke Cage, they have a couch just like the one we used to have on the podcast. We've been getting like tons of, yeah, we gave it to them. Social media contact, just constantly like, oh look, it's the couch from the podcast is in Luke Cage. Is it in the barber shop couch? I haven't watched Luke Cage yet, I don't know.

Okay, it's pretty good, I'm only like three episodes in, but he wears a medium. It took Netflix down, right? Netflix went down over the weekend? No shit. Wow. Potentially because of traffic from Luke Cage. I read some things.

They decreased the size of their library by 50% since like 2014 or something. Probably cheaper. I'm gonna look at it Netflix goes down for about two and a half hours on Saturday That's pretty major. I don't I feel like in the early days when they first started streaming They would go down every now and then but I can't really think of a time. Yeah, recently where Netflix like went down a Saturday night That's like prime Netflix and chill time You know like all these everyone's like well when down Saturday night, that's like Prime Netflix and Chill Time. You know, like all these, everyone's like, we'll just a Netflix, oh.

Yeah, what would you do? You just chill. Well, I guess we should start making out. Amazon video, I guess. You ever use that? Yeah, all done. I like, I've got, you know, Prime. Cause my Xbox video doesn't work.

I talked about it recently on, I've stuck on Amazon and you have to use a computer to put it on. So I've got a prime account like for the shipping but I never think to check Amazon video for stuff. If something isn't on Netflix then I check prime. Yeah. I mean their library is like okay, it's mostly like really shitty AAA titles that flop

like Transformers or whatever. Like I said in flop. But it's almost a flop. Yeah. But they have like $2 or $3 rentals that aren't terrible. Better get all the time. You're so super excited about it. The other thing I guess speaking of prime was over the weekend, Twitch announced that if you have Amazon Prime,

you get one free subscription on your Twitch channel. Yeah, what was that about? Because they also said that you can get a $20 discount on new titles or something. You could always do that with prime. Like if you buy video games from Amazon, you get like a discount. This sounds like a funny commercial brand.

Is it like a rebader? No, there's cut it off the price. You're shitting me. But you have to use physical copies. That's why I never do it. I never buy. Oh, fuck yeah, I use physical copies. I was at charity event yesterday.

It was called game changer. But apparently every certain amount of Twitch subscriptions that they get through Prime, they donate like a hundred thousand, I think for every hundred thousand subscriptions, they donate a hundred thousand dollars to GameChanger Cherry, which is like, that's crazy. That's cool.

I used like one of those grocery ordering services for the first time. Recently, and it got delivered by this girl who was super cute, like super, super cute. But then I got really self-conscious about like, like all the condoms you bought. Yeah, or yeah, and just, but then I was like, I was like, man, I would like to talk to her again.

And so I kept ordering more groceries. Also like, was this all on the same day? No, no, no, I was like, you know, following week. But I'd tailor you what I would order. We do an Instacars something. Yeah. So you can see who's shopping for you before they deliver it.

Yeah. Chris, was it like, and you can message them until they finish shopping? Well, what am I gonna do? So you like trying to get all your flutting out before they hit the check out? No, it was one of those things. It was like, I was like, she was, you know,

coming, I was like, oh wow, that girl's cute. I'm like, I was like trying to like, I guess I should get, put a shirt on and like get like, but it was, it was so, I wow, that girl's cute. I'm like, I was like trying to like, I guess I should get put a shirt on and like get like, but it was so, it's so, I can come back to it because I was like getting, you know, like, interesting. Why didn't you add stuff to order like a dozen roses and when she arrived with them,

you were like, oh, that would have been good. Sooner than now. Was this like, was she kind of like a darker skin, like half African American American half white chick? Like was her was her username like dog something or another? Why? I had this I had a really hot girl on Instacart as well. Oh, she was definitely like darker skin.

I don't know what I've got this girl. She was really pretty. Yeah, there's a girl is like holy crap. You show her name wasn't dog? Are you two gonna have to fight over it? No, I don't know. I'm dating somebody but I was like you can order them with her for me. I'm dating somebody, but I was like, that happened

and then I immediately like last night I ordered. We can have her. I think she's free to make her own decision here. I'm saying I'm not gonna pursue. You can have her. I'm not gonna pursue it. I don't blame, blame will not trouble himself. I'll let her know.

So. Well, yeah, let her know it's okay. It's a good way to do it. It was a blessing. Another ordering service, I got some food. And it was another cute girl. I was like, wow, there's like a lot of cute girls that delivered food and groceries. I wonder if that's weird though, like also,

being as a cute girl, showing up a random dude, I don't know if they feel uncomfortable. I mean, that's why I didn't want to say anything. I didn't try and like do anything because I didn't want to be that dude who's like asking her out, like, so you didn't put on do anything because I didn't want to be that dude who's asking her out. So you didn't put on a shirt? No, I put on clothes.

I was your first wrong move. But I just cleaned myself up and it was one of those things where I said, I didn't want to be like, hey, yeah, yeah. You know what? Wato from episode one. Annie. Together. Dungie.

You give her a lovely tip? Yeah, I came here, I like, I, I, I, I, I, I, up my tip, right? I was like, I was like, I gotta correct my tip. I was like, all, max. You should have tipped your phone number. That would be like 51 million dollars. That would be a lot of money.

I'm like, yeah. Yeah. So I, like, I had a, I briefly dated a girl that worked for Favorite, which is a company that does that shit in town. And she was telling me about all these guys, like she would do, she works in corporate now or did when I was dating her, but she used to do deliveries

and she would run into those guys all the time. And there was like one guy that like, I think you can see their picture before they deliver. So I, this guy probably saw her and he was like, she came to his condo and he was like in downtown. He's like, yeah, come on in, the door's open and she walks in on literally doing push-ups. And he's like, yeah, just set the groceries over there.

He's like, hey, come on in, like, I wanna, you know, you can hang out for a bit, you wanna drink, you wanna drink, and he's like, yeah, I'm gonna give you like, you know, like $200 chip and she's like, yeah, cool things, she walked away, he didn't even tip her. What? How cringey. He she's like, all right, cool things. She walked away, he didn't even tip her. What? How cringey.

You didn't like go after him? Yeah. Fucking terrible. Those girls get that. See, that's why I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to be the guy who was like. So I said you were talking about it on a really public platform.

Yeah. Well, no, I'm just saying, I just, yeah. According to, I'm reading Twitter here. You can tweet us on hashtagarchypodcast if you're watching the livestream Brianne who's at Brianimal says you got to try Craigslist missed connections Yeah, I don't think she was that worried about it Both people have to yeah, it's one of the I don't know you you post it and then if she sees it or one of her friends's like, the letter no, I don't think I don't think that's happening

That's the whole career that is it is Austin is a small city transistor you'll run into her in like six-threader rainy street And you'd be like, I think I know you and then that's like your your first line in Trust me. I run into ex-girlfriends all the time. You'll run into her at some point Yeah, when I order more groceries. No She's that's gonna be creepy. It's already creepy. It's already there's no escaping the creepy factor here But it's like I yeah, well I took I took the grocery. I mean very minimal as much as I would with any

You want do you want to do on us to simulate the conversation Gavin? Knock knock. Hey, hey, this is your groceries. Thank you so Thank you Yeah, this is your groceries. Thank you so much. Thank you. Um, yeah, that is the... Sorry, what? You haven't said any English words. Did I miss something? No, that matter of place.

I was like, I don't know, I think I said this is my first time using the service. And she's like, oh yeah, it's like... No, no, no, you don't say what she said. This is my first time using the service. It's 2016, Schmuck, wherever you've been this whole time. I was like, I don't say what she said This is my first time using this service. It's 2016 schmuck. Where have you been this whole time? I was like, I don't know. It's it seems pretty cool. Is it pop? Is it how do you like it? Yeah, just guess the money in I mean I can go out tonight now Not with you

That's about how it went Smooth really smooth. Yeah, well then. Small talk is the fucking worst. Especially in that situation where there's... What should I've been doing push ups? No, absolutely not. Add do not do that. Well, I made an impact on the girl that I was seeing, she remembered them.

In a super negative way. Hey, you know, Tate of Patato. Let me read this right here. I'm glad you weren't creepy. I want to give shout out to Pizza Hut for Joining us and help us create a portion of the podcast that we like to call the feed They're pulling it in I didn't give a heads up. I didn't warn them

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And I'll also give the answer to the trivia question later. Do any of you guys know, don't answer if you know. Do any of them? The female that jumped me, I was trying to say, don't you come? Yeah. No, I don't think I know. I don't know.

If you want to know the answer, search the hashtag RT podcast. Wait, actually, 17,000 people. Think it might know. Oh wait, yeah, I'm like, no, no, don't be careful. Careful, the mics will pick it up. I'm just talking a lot so that it doesn't come across and I don't I'm not really don't want to talk anymore

Okay, stop You guys have fucking phones you can text each other. Oh, yeah Well, then you can get in mad I'm out of this for text. I know I'm gonna get mad All right. Thank you pizza Hut for for sponsoring the pizza Bye, but you know you're gonna chase it. You're gonna bite it. They don't have the garlic knots I always destroy those garlic knots. Those, uh, that stuff, uh, the grilled cheese pieces, good though. Um, so, did you see, I'm trying to find something here.

Did you see, anybody see Watch Westworld last night? I heard it was phenomenal. I did not watch it, though. I didn't. You are, no. Blaine, it was really good. It was really, really good. Uh, I was a huge fan of the movie.

The original movie that Michael Critchton made back in the 70s. I could hear it. But it was a, it's, obviously you don't have to know. You don't have to have watched that movie to enjoy the series totally, totally different. But it's, it's really good. It's got some good, some good thought behind it.

Do you think it'll be the replacement for Game of Thrones? I think HBO is hoping. It will be the replacement for Game of Thrones. We'll see how it goes. I've only seen one episode. I think the reviews I've seen, I think some people in the press have seen the first four episodes and they're raving about how great it is. But... So, I think Ed Harris plays Yule of Rinner's character, like the bad cowboy. Is Ed Harris, and I fucking love Ed Harris.

I'll watch anything with him. So was he a lot in it a lot? He was in several scenes this first episode. OK, and I feel like there wasn't a ton of setup, right? Like it's not like the super drawn out thing. It's like they immediately were like, OK, here's the world. Here's what's happening. Like it was no like the whole, it wasn't like a wasted episode.

They immediately are just like, go. That's the best kind here's what's happening. Like, it was no like, it wasn't like a wasted episode. They immediately are just like, go. That's the best kind of world building though, is you just throw them in, and then you just kind of pick up the pieces like Mad Max. There wasn't fucking world building for that. But, I know that in the movie, they did like, I think like, medieval world, and they did like Greek world.

They do that in the show, it's just Westworld. They've only shown Westworld. They have not mentioned any of the other worlds. So I don't know if they exist or not that would be cool I mean like they could be spin-offs or like seasonal seasons. Yeah, that's right up Yeah, so I mean essentially the premise is it's a theme park That's very expensive exclusive and it's populated by Android like robots that look like people and the tourists go and they do whatever they want. Like shoot robots or have sex with them or whatever, right?

It's just like, both. Yeah, do whatever you want, because it's no consequences, because it's robots. But then like the crux of the show is, you know, the robots, you know, their memory gets wiped every day, it's like kind of new for them. But what happens when like memory starts seeping through. And things that you think are erased aren't fully erased necessarily.

Sounds cool. It's a really, really cool concept. You've seen the Matrix recently? Yeah, I actually did. It's good. Did you all do it? Yeah, we did it. We did.

Yeah, Gavin tweeted about it. Which one did you watch? The first one. We're still planning on number two. Let's see again in three years. I Used I used my blu-ray My blu-ray is really old. It's from It's region a or whatever the UK is for blu-ray and a totally place like crap in a us Xbox

But I thought the frame rate was the same. No, it's like 50 versus 60 But the frame rate of a blu-ray is 24 Like movies are 24, right? Regardless, the sync was fucked. Yeah, the audio is off sync. They're expecting to play on a 50 Hertz TV, right? So maybe that's something to do with it. I just don't know why 50 Hertz or 60 Hertz affects.

Yeah, I have a 24, like a, I have a, an imported European Blu-ray for a movie that you cannot buy on Blu-ray in the United States. And it's like, it's kinda like that where, after a little while, the sync kinda drifts out, and then it snaps back in. So in the end, I just streamed it on,

I'm just, I guess. Well, there was like, it was like, we super crappy, we have like, four fall starts though, where it's like, all right, gonna watch the Matrix, here we go, Kiano, and then like, you'd be like, ah, this looks like shit, skipping, and then you'd get up and like, goanu, and then you'd be like, ah, this looks like shit, skipping, and then you'd get up and go fill something,

and it'd be like, fuck, and then we'd started again, and then you'd be like, ah, the sink is off, and it's like, I just want an inch of Matrix. Right, but wouldn't it have pissed you off the entire time? Uh, yeah, hey, what up? I'm just trying to make our viewing experience, Primo. It was. Nice house, nice cats, just one cat, one cat me big screen. It's great

Ten out of ten experience. I said it was like an eight, but maybe Matrix two could be it could be our ten. Yeah, you didn't have any beer So I was like I just will just drink here on my own. I went to the gym man. I give a shit I'm gonna give shit a special night. Yeah, okay. I'll let loose But the worst movie Yeah, but it's all about the experience so it's like the highway scene too. I I will buy no guy. I agree it blame interestingly Yeah, I didn't even notice it. I walked up and I was like He answered the door and I started going like whoa

So emotional like I'm dodging bullets and then Gavin was like, haha, he started ducking back He's like we like sat their face to face doing that like Jack has for like seven seconds like I'm dodging bullets and then Gavin was like, ah ha ha ha, and he started ducking back and was like, ha, we like sat their face to face doing that like Jack has for like seven seconds and I looked down and his dick was out and was like, the fuck and then it ended up being his laser team dick. Yeah, I put my bloody shlong through my shoulder and my room. Which is like this long so, like he was like, ah, how long was it before you realized it was fake?

It was like a good five or seven. Oh, before I, yeah, I don't know. I knew, knowing Gavin, I was like, there's no way that's real. Well, because it was circumcised. Right? Exactly. Obviously. The initial shock, I was like, ah!

And then I was like, ah, I get it. I did it to Dan once too. He was just like, hey, B. No way. No, he was like, I've been hoping after all this time. So according to Hart Queen Hannah on Twitter, this is HM Davis 26, she says, aren't cyborgs robots that look like people? Aren't cyborgs.

I think she is correct. Well, yeah, but I feel like cyborgs are half human. Like they are human elements. Elements like organic elements. They're not just all robot. Because I was always confused because they called terminators cyborgs. Cyborgs.

But I think they have skin. It's because they're white. Yeah, they have skin. So it's like there's skin. An Android is a human robot or synthetic organism designed to look and act like a human. So I was correct.

An Android? So it's a cyborg. A lot. I think a cyborg is like, I've always had in my mind that a cyborg was a human with some mechanical element. A fictional or hypothetical person whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body.

So that's like a human with a robot with human elements. I just thought it was a guy with one book. Star Trek reference everybody. Like a Cycl it was a guy with one book. Star Trek reference, everybody. Like a Cyclops. One eye. Very good. It's good. You killed it. You fucking killed it, man. I just got that one of Gavin's jokes flops. So the intermater got it wrong, I think, because they called Terminator Cyborgs. It was an early time. It was a long time ago. they called Terminator Cyborgs. It was an early time, it was a long time ago. I'm gonna pick our first winner here

for the first runner up I should say, is at Heza Catherine, you are correct. Someone will be in contact with you to get you your prize. That's the first runner up. I got to do one more runner up and then Swooster to the winner. I'll text it to you.

Just look at the hood. Wait, where are you giving me those eyes? You're like, shh. I'll text it to you. Just look at look at how we give you me those eyes. You're like, you're texting it to him now. Yeah. He's not texting to me. He's just sensitive and goofy. So, you know, I'm flying in a couple of days and, you know, I'm kind of a weirdo about planes, right? And on the airline I'm flying, you can see like the specific tail number of the plane. You are correct. By the way, thank you. I know weirdo about planes, right? And on the airline I'm flying, you can see like the specific tail number of the plane. You are correct. By the way.

Thank you. I know I'm correct. I'm going to fucking wrote the question. You got it right. You got it right. I know the tail number of the exact plane I'm going to be flying overseas, right? So I was like, I wonder if I pasted that tail number

into YouTube if I would get any results. And there are absolutely results. Like I guess people film planes like landing and taking off and if you put a tail number into YouTube, you'll get videos of the set specific plane. So it's a tail number visible on the tail? Yeah, well, on the tail or on the body here. Unless that people can tell that's the plane

that's the film. So it's like, I could see basically the window I'll be looking out of in a video. It's like, that's the, I'm gonna be on that plane looking out of that window. What if you saw the plane and it had to make like an emergency landing with no landing gear or something? Or it's like one engine was like,

yeah. What? I mean, that is kind of a weird surreal thing, but what, what did you get from that experience? That, there are people more obsessed with planes than I am. Okay. Because you're not out there filming. Because I'm not out there filming and tagging all of that information.

Do you speak into planes? I saw a clip, it's actually like two years old, but I never seen it before. It's a guy flying a prop plane and you just like flying around in the airport. And the propeller, you can see there's a GoPro behind him, you see a propeller and it's like you know flying around in the airport and the propeller you can see there's a GoPro behind him you see propeller and it just goes Fools right off and he's just like Wait on an actual yeah, he's like flying in play and he's like looking out the window He's like and then you can hear him like hitting the gas and the motor spinning nothing so it's just like And he just makes this like crazy dead stick landing. And then the video is so good at the end,

you see him like get up and he's like, he's clearly I think pissed off. And you just see him like get out and he comes all the way around the plane and you just see him look at the profile and he's just like. And he's like, I was like staring at it. What do you do when it's like, it just falls off.

It was awesome. He was like super in control. But it looked like a pretty shaky landing because if you can't control, I know your speed your speed you just have to like deal with the speed you have and Yeah, you can't like oh flair because you you can't speed up again. Yeah, you can slow down. Yeah, but you can't accelerate So he came in pretty hard. It looked like quite a rough landing, but it just it literally didn't like explode or anything It just plopped right on a Did he land on a runway? Yeah. Perfect. What else do you want?

It was great. It was a great video. You got it on the runway, yeah. That was just, that's amazing. You can't imagine a worst thing happening. Like he's just having the time of his life. The propeller just plops off. He's like, I'm going to die.

That's it, I'm dead. I think there was a video. I think we talked about it years ago on the podcast, people when we were still at the downtown office. But it's a very similar video where it's like two guys and they're flying a propeller plane and there's a camera mounted behind them and the propeller just stops and you just hear like all the engine just stops and they're like, oh fuck! And they have to land it like on a street, they land on a major street in the city and

it's like the cars stop for them and you just see them come in and land the plane and then they pull into a parking lot. Like they pull into a parking lot of a business and just park the plane. If you also know if they just went straight into a drive-thru and ordered the boat is like, you're never going to believe this. So you've got to come back in a car. I got in a conversation with broadcast Patrick a long time ago. He might not even remember this, but he was like, I was talking to him about a flight, and I was like,

yeah, I always get like kind of freaked out by looking at my flight numbers. And I thought this is just something that I experienced, and he's like, oh right, because it seems like, oh, you would hear about this flight crashing, like flight 4138, you know,

American crashing, you know, on the news, it's so delicious. Oh, are you saying just calling it flight? So and so and so. Yeah, like reading that number and it's like, oh, that's kind of catchy. That seems like something that would be in a headline.

Like I'm gonna die. Oh, God. One time I was on a flight, I think with Jason, and we were, you know, the captains normally come on, but we take off and I forget their exact names, but this is not too much of an exaggeration. It was like, hey, ladies and gentlemen, I think you're born to play in this is Captain Strong and got co-pilot bad-ass with me up here.

We're gonna be your flight trip for this. And we're like, this plane's never crashing. There's no way that they would be able to report that that was the pilot's name. The pilot bad-ass. I don't remember what it was, but it was something like that. So then they were just like taking a piss, joking around then? No, no, I think those were their actual names. Oh shit, that's awesome. It was like wow it's strong. I think I think the captain's name was strong

And I don't remember what I remember the cup of the name. I wish I had that kind of name. Yeah What's you think Demeris isn't manly? It's yeah, it's fine. It's fine, but it's not like cat It's like is that the credit crit pronunciation of a it looks French. Yeah, it's a website whizzing it wrong Demeris yeah, I'm sure it's like there's a French pronunciation But it's like I might be like hello my name is Chris the Murray That's what you should have said to me the you know what my last name means I Think I think I think I know I think I've talked to you about this before policy. What does it mean? Can I take a guess yeah, swamp person?

The swamp people the swamp Can I take a guess yeah swamp person You know what my last name means without cost You should be practicing that one a while Gibson what playing on the podcast makes me want to tell the worst jokes Great thanks Blight on the podcast makes me want to tell the worst jokes. Oh, great. Thanks. We've got the worst in everyone. Thanks for the shit though. I don't know what mine means. I think I always want to say strength, but I know it's like son of Gibb and then there's

like this whole complex thing. I just always related to the anti-Semitic actor, Mel Gibson, who is actually redeeming himself, I think. I think I heard he had a great movie come out recently. Oh, so he's not racist anymore. No, no, but it's okay because he got a great movie. He won and off's going to the not racist anymore. Uh, no, no, but it's okay, because he got a great movie. He won it off, because he was like, oh, fuck me. Let's just kick Blaine's ass.

You have to lay on the ground. No, you're doing a good job of setting it up. You know what's a really funny movie that I didn't see advertised anywhere, and I've probably just got to watch TV, but the nice guys, I think that's what I- I still haven't seen it. I'm saving that for the plane. Yeah, it's rice. It's fucking great.

Flying Gosling and Russell Crowe. Yeah, I went in literally expecting absolutely nothing. And it was really funny. Yeah, it's rice. It's fucking great. Flying Gosling and Russell Crowe. Yeah. I went in literally expecting absolutely nothing. And it was really funny. Yeah, Shane Black is amazing. Yeah. And like I always wrote like Ryan Gosling. He's handsome and funny. You know, Gosling means right?

Yeah. Baby Goose. Oh, you really? You still get about it. You didn't know. Oh, you didn't know. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Okay, Gosling. Gosling. Gosling's our baby ge. He didn't know. He didn't know. I don't get it.

I don't get it. Okay, Gosling. Gosling's our baby geese. Oh, okay. I just got my baby geese. Yeah. So they are. You're a true treasure, Blaine.

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That's that's what the road is it's just like Hmm a man and a child like in a post-apocalyptic not explained post-apocalyptic world just trying to survive It's brutal. But sucks. Do they come up? Have you finished it? Yeah, can I get into spoilers? It's like you don't want no you don't want to spoil it People might want to go listen. I'm telling them to download it from audible Now you're on you can text me and your name Means of the Sun, but then there's a description You are spiritually intense and can stay no not. Not my astrological information,

but does any mean? Well, it's of the sun. Of the sun. Yeah. But it talks about how you like attract money. And that'd be like soul love. All this shit. Love, soul, soul shit.

Yeah, I definitely don't do that. You're a frank methodical and believe in law, system in order. That is all very true. I am the law. I'm not the law, but I believe in it. You believe in the law? What are the laws that you think are okay to break? Laws that I think are okay. I break. None of them. We should respect all of our laws.

I can talk about laws that I see other people break all the time. I don't know about laws, but rules I see other people break all the time. Why do they still tell you to put your phone into airplane mode on planes? Because nobody does that. I don't even know if they're fully doing it anymore. I do it, but I look around and it's like, I do it because of me though. Well, I don't want my phone searching for signal

in my pocket violently the entire flight. Yeah, it's like I see people all the time. You're obviously texting the whole time. Wait, so you can do it. What? I always put mine in airplane mode. I put mine in airplane mode too. But I see other people who don't.

But you can text. Like when you're at lower altitude. What you get to like cruising, there's no way. Yeah, basically like the height of a skyscraper below that you're good, but like once you get past that. Once you pass that first layer of clouds, what is that called? What altitude do you think that is? I want probably once you're good, but like once you get past that. What you have to be that? First layer of clouds. What is that called? What else to do?

Do you think that is? Probably once you get above, I would estimate 10,000 feet, like about two miles up. I think it's a little taller than a skyscraper. Whenever I went skydiving, you could text up basically around to the height that you could skydive, I think. That's way higher than a skyscraper. Yeah.

No, I think you might lose signal like very, at the very end of the thing. I don't know. Yeah, we're just going to begin. Set. Of the sun. Of the sun. After all of that.

Law and order. Why don't you have any confidence in the end of your story? You can't have anything at all. I'm looking at me. They all trail nowhere. Man, like if you analyze my performance on a podcast when it's not being taped, well, sorry, when it's, hey,

it's a meme. It's just having conversation. You know what, that's just talking. That's talking. When you analyze my pot and my performance on podcasts, when they're showed live and when they're like pre-tapes, they always do better on pre-tapes. That's the exact same thing. You can't see the people who are watching, I're like pre-tades. I always do better on pre-tades.

It's the exact same thing for us. You can't see the people who are watching. I mean, prex, it's people. Every time that light hits me, oh, hey, they are, they're watching here. They're over there now. He's not, no. Nah, they're watching Gavin.

He pointed at my camera, so they had to cut to me. So I'm gonna say the second runner up here for the feed is Garrett Williams at the Dustland. Congratulations, you are runner up. And what was the... I got one more and then I'll tell you what the answer was. He said that last time. I said two more last time.

No, he said one more. Did I? Oh, well I fucked up that. Someone should have corrected me. I'm agree with you. Playback, no fight checker. So I had a lot of people put together my two movies at once idea from last week. Oh yeah, that was hard to look at.

And it would definitely give you headache or make your eyes full out. But it totally works. It did work. What's the idea? My idea was that you just replay, so you're watching a movie. You replace every other frame of the movie

with a different movie. So you can watch two movies at the same time. So is that work? Are you watching a four hour movie then? No, just overrides. You're watching a lot of it. What about audio? Yeah, you get either the even frames or the odd frames. With audio, you get one movie in each ear,

and you can pick and choose what you want. So then could you theoretically do a shot over a shot and it's like two different conversations? No, because it's every other frame, so it'd be like, Oh, fuck that! That would you'd barf you want to see someone made a proof of concept oh but you can kind of pay attention I'm paying attention to Elise and then now I'm flipping over this one is harder because that the two videos in the same room they were two completely different movies

though yeah yeah I watch one of them on my phone through through the Twitter app which I guess doesn't do 60 FPS. So to me, it just looked like a normal thing, like a normal clip, because I was only seeing 30 frames a second, so I was only seeing one of the movies. Really? So I was like, I don't think the guy did it right,

and I watched it again on the YouTube app. I was like, oh, there we go. Weird, so it's dropping every other frame? That, well, it's a 60 frame per second video that plays at 30, has to drop every other frame. But it's weird that it's so consistent, that it's so consistent, that it's just, but it did switch about seven seconds in,

it switched to the other movie. So I thought he'd just put like seven seconds on what, it was a Avengers, I think, he put in with some other movie. Weird. But if you watch through the Twitter app, it doesn't do, either I didn't have enough signal or it doesn't do 60. We heard.

And I never thought about that. So I was really, I was even more confused and the whole thing was my fault anyway. Did this idea spawn from the whole, like if you listen to Pink Floyd while watching Wizard of Oz conversation, like have you ever heard of that? No. So there's like certain movies that if you watch a soundtrack

to them, like, you know, like, example, Pink Floyd. Yeah, I think I've had a smile. They didn't like, syncs up really well. I think planes caught it. What are you? Got the ball opener. Yeah, they call it a dark side of the moon. What do you want for it? Or no dark side of Oh, dark side of the rainbow. Yeah, it's what they call it. I felt like it saw ghost busters this weekend. Oh The girl. Yeah, yeah, man. It was bad. Was it I thought really Josh's explanation was like As a do you do you like it? Do you recommend it? He was like well, it depends you want it was really tough. Josh's explanation was like, do you like it?

Do you recommend it? And he was like, well, it depends. You want to know exactly how they got the proton packs, how they came across the logo for their thing, how they decided to come across the paint job for their car. And he's like, they tell you all these things, and it's like all this shitty information that like just in the original ghost

was just they just had that already. It was just really long, I winded, where it's like, you should just cut some of the stuff. Yeah. I finally I watch movie super late you know because I don't I don't like going to the to big crowded movie theaters but I finally watched Civil War this weekend. Me too on a plane. I watched it at home. Oh it was really good. Yeah. I'm about six months late on that. I just watched it. I was like well I got bored in the first like 30 40 minutes and then and then it picked up and I. I just watched it. I was like, well, I got bored in the first 30, 40 minutes, and then it picked up and I was like really into it.

I thought a spider man was really. I was about to say that too. Spider-Man was really good. Oh, yeah, he nailed it. I liked it because he actually, he felt young. He actually felt like a kid, which is like every other spider man, it's like, yeah, yeah, that's, he's like 25. That kid actually felt like 16 or something.

Aw, mayo is hot too. What? You thought he was hot? Aw, mayo was hot. Oh, yeah. On May was hot too. What? What? You thought he was hot? On May was hot? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay, I guess we got Blaine's movie review there. But no, it was fun.

Yeah, it was good. I really liked it a lot. I thought it was much better than that. I just want to see if, now I want to see a full Spider-Man movie. Which I'm sure there are no. That's the next one. Yeah, just rap production on the movie.

Did they really? Okay, good for them. Yeah, it's smart. Yeah. That's the next one, you just wrap production on them. Did they really, okay, good for them? Yeah. I'd feel smart. Yeah. Yeah, the after credit sequence was a tease for the Spider-Man movie. Was, I missed it. I was a big, I really do in a Spider-Man movie.

Yeah, Spider-Man homecoming. God. I have faith in this one. I did not watch any of the most, what was it, Andrew Gargoyne? I watched the first one and I was like, oh, that was okay. Yeah, I didn't watch any of those.

But like, I feel good, because I don't think they're not gonna do an origin story because they've already established them. Now that you can just, just go. The Spider- oh, that looks good. Yeah, I didn't watch any of those. But like, I feel good, because I don't think they're not gonna do an origin story because they've already established them. Now that you can just, just go right in, it's gonna be like good. It's not like an amazing Spider-Man 2. Yeah, or 3, or whatever, it doesn't matter.

Yeah, but they made an amazing Spider-Man 2, it's a lousy. Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that one because I heard it was bad. I went to a theater and saw that literally by myself. Like, it was like a week and a half after it came out and the theater was barren. No one was there. Alaba?

Uh, no, this was like one of the other, it's like regal or something like that. I do remember though, I was like, oh this is a really funny photo opportunity. I should take off my shirt and take a photo of me shirtless in this movie theater. It's your first off. So then I did it and as soon as I did it, the guy that comes and swoops at the popcorn walked in. Oh, what? You guys wanted to thank you for doing. And as soon as I did it, the guy that comes and swoops at the popcorn, walked in. And I was like, oh, what?

You guys, what did he think you would do it? I don't know. We're all jerking off. Say, as you're our film. Did you ask him to take a picture? Yeah. No. I think I got like a shitty photo that was blurred of me, like partly shirtless because the guy

was walking in. And I was so sad that I didn't tweet it because I was like, it's fucking, do you have it still? I know, it's long deleted. I was so sad that I didn't tweet it cuz I was like this fucking do you have it still? Uh, I know it's long deleted. That was so embarrassed by it The leader why'd you delete it? I did I just like that one? I might have posted it But I didn't have the backstory was it was what were you gonna say like context wise for why you were shirtless Oh, it's just like wow. I'm all alone in this movie theater. It's like super warm in here. I guess we'll just be naked or something. It's a dump shit like that.

Blame from a year ago was laughing his ass off. And the fucking cleanup guy came in. That's awesome. So I'm gonna say our winner here for the feed is Bunk Bunker at Bunk Bunker. So you win the $25 gift card and all of the pizza hut swag. The answer of course is Pauline. That is correct, you are correct.

That is correct, except I've wrote the question. You're a Bunker, you got that right. So congratulations Bunk Bunker, when do you go Bunk's Bunker? You win. So lean. Does she have a making appearance in any of the games? No, I discontinued. When I read what's like, so I did a little bit of reading

about Donkey Kong trying to find trivia, a trivia question for this this and I guess originally was supposed to be a pop-up game Hmm, okay, John man was supposed to be pop-up. I don't come supposed to be Bluto and the woman was supposed to be olive oil But they couldn't get the license to pop-up. I so they changed it to To the big little Kansas spinach over the map What's the power of it? It's the hammer Yeah, I don't know what it would have been the other way, if that was changed. Giant fucking form.

I suck at Donkey Kong. I'm terrible at that game. I always think I'm supposed to get positive two screens. So I suck. When I slide this two, that's two different towers kind of. I always think I'm good at it,

but then I'll try to play and I'm like, oh, wait, I'm terrible. Yeah, I'm not good at this at all. It's really hot, it's such a hot game. Gallagher and, yeah, I think Gallagher's the only classic game that I'm actually decent at. All the other ones are just shit. Pac-Man, fucking suck it Pac-Man.

Oh man, there was that a few years ago on Xbox Live Arcade, there was that Pac-Man Championship Edition game, and I played the shit out of that game and they just released Pac-Man Championship Edition two, I think like a month ago. That game's really good. If you, you say you're not good at Pac-Man, we should try it out. It's an interesting take on Pac-Man.

Where the board transforms as you're playing, well, there's different modes. But like my favorite mode is the board transforms. Like as you clear it, you go to the other side of the board and then that part of the board resets. And sometimes it can be like super tiny, so you end up with like two super tiny sections of map or it'll be huge. I feel like my OCD makes me bad at that game because it's like, oh, well, if I get this quarter,

I have to completely finish this quadrant of the map before I can move on, and I feel like that's not how you're supposed to play it. So in an old pack, man, you could memorize an exact course where you'd win, because it was like a program. Right. Is that still the case now? No, not with, because it was like a program. Right. Is that still the case now?

No, not with championship edition. I don't think so anyway. I've never, I've never got to the point where I could memorize stuff like that. So that's how the fucking made those like high scores. And like, there was a way you just like, Have you ever watched King of Kong? No.

Okay. You should watch it. My cousin was always a really good a Pac-Man, and I had never understand why. And then I think I was like, oh yeah, like kick the schemes assing. Oh no, that good at Pac-Man, and I could never understand why. And then I think I was like, oh yeah, I like kick this game's ass, he's like, oh no, that's miss Pac-Man. He's like, oh I'm gonna get a Pac-Man.

Maybe there's a difference in the way that the ghosts are programmed. But yeah, he used to set the highest score, like easy. He just, leaving there for 30 minutes, he'd come back and he'd set the highest score there, okay? You should definitely watch King of Kong. It's a really interesting document. It's obvious it's about Donkey Kong

and not about Pac-Man, but I think there's enough crossover between what we're talking about here that you probably find it interesting. I heard that they like villainized the... Is that a word? Yeah. Yeah. They heard they villainized the guy that actually isn't that much of a dick. The long head dude? Yeah, with a beard and stuff. Like he's not that much of an asshole that they make it. That definitely favors webe, whatever the guy says. Do webe, I think? Yeah. Which I get you have to be.

Yeah, they made him like, I guess they needed a villain then. Right. Uh-oh. I don't know. I thought he was a good villain though. Like, I, yeah. I don't know. Maybe there's something good to that.

But like, I'm also an asshole. I play up being an asshole. So I would, I would enjoy if I got made into that. If you, what if it was like, you actually look like a huge dick and not in a redeeming way. We were like, oh yeah, grumpy guts. Ha ha ha ha ha, but it's like, no, that guy's a dick. Oh, yeah, sure.

You know, like, there's a difference between, you know. This isn't me playing into my stereotype, but have you watched Pumping Iron, Arnold's Force Nigger documentary? No. It's actually really good because you're following Arnold, but he is very much the villain. He's such a fucking prectal uferigno, and it's really interesting watching that dynamic

because Arnold, you can tell, is super low-key freaking the fuck out because he thinks Fregno is going to take a mystery inverse. Because Fregno is like inches taller than Arnold. I actually, I talked to Aaron about this, the other day we were getting drinks, but that's a really good doc. It's a lot of fun. Plus, it's got a lot of dudes that are like ripped. It makes you want to go workout.

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Can I say that you're going to be on always open? for helping us all get a better night's sleep, or at least helping me get a better night's sleep. Okay, can I say that you're gonna be on always open? Yeah, I think that's the best I did. I don't know. Well, it's out there now. Well, on the next episode, right? Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm gonna, you know, like, it's the first public episode,

you know, that they're gonna have a dude on. Why not get the most manly guy at Roozer-T's? And it'll be pretty tight, so you won't be freaking out. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be a lot of fun. No, I was on one of the pilot episodes.

There's a lot of things. Yeah, but this is the real one. So yeah, shut off. No, it was fun. Dude, man, I was like, I've just kind of been sitting in a broadcast because like production value, man, like this set and then the always open set are just like amazing. The patch set sucks dick. What's up? Hey how's it going? All topics looks great. I'm gonna cry all the way to my

Casper mattress. Ah, that's not fair. The other day Patrick sent me a story. It's a follow up actually I think to a story we talked about a couple months ago. And I think you were probably on that episode but a couple of a story we talked about a couple months ago. And I think you were probably on that episode. But a couple months ago we talked about how there was this guy in Australia who was using a portable toilet like a porta potty and you got bitten in the dick by a spider. And a portable toy like a porta potty. Oh, okay. I was like, he was carrying away.

So the amazing thing for you in that story wasn't the spider. There was some sort of portable briefcase toilet. Wow. Wow, it was doing well. Everyone's like, oh, spider on the dick. It was like a portable toilet. So apparently he got bit in the dick again by a spider. Why?

It happened to him twice. He sent us up the tastiest dick ever. He said that apparently he's a construction worker and he said that after you got bitten the dick the first day, he's like, I'm never using that porta pot again, but he said he really had to go and they had just cleaned it. He's like, surely, this is the time to go.

And you went in and you got bitten on the dick again by a spider. That's wrong with the dick. Is it really massive? And it's like, maybe it looks like a spider. Maybe it's got like eight pubic hairs. No, it's like four on each side side it had to look like some sort of like fly oh you know there's some sort of bug that looks tasty it's got a fly

dick yeah the spider is like hmm like it be able to do that that is messed up so so we're talking about laser hair removal earlier I don't know why it's go on woe well other people are very secret Chris that you just invented. No, no, no, other people, I heard that here. I heard that here. No one talking about laser hair. There were people talking about laser hair. Tell us your hair laser hair removal, Chris.

I didn't have any. You already brought up the subject to talking about it. People were talking about it. It's talking about a laser hair removal. Student discounted laser hair removal. That's a thing. I guess so. I saw my ID.

Well, I don't know. Invest. No, no, it's like students who are doing it. It's like a, like, you know, not approved. Oh, so she's made a laser. Oh, yeah, no. Texas, is that his name? Yes, Texas does that.

Or he was getting trained or certified. And he was like, he actually offered it to me. He was like, yeah, you should. Would you do it? Come get it done, because I'm still learning. Texas is a trustworthy guy. No, no, no. Where would you get it done? Oh, what hair do you not want?

Definitely around my cock. Really? That's the only place that I can. I would not, I wouldn't want to get rid of any of it. Is it because it's a student and you think you want it? No, no, no, no. You don't want a laser near your dick. Yeah, well, yeah, for one, I don't want lasers near my dick.

Also, it's like, what if I ever want it back? Why would you want dick hair back? I don't. It's so obnoxious. It grows back anyways. Eventually, the... I don't know. So you always fully clean shaven? No.

I'm in a distance relationship. It's like every two weeks I shave and then I just let it bush. But do you shave it like a elephant trunk? No. It's bad idea. Yeah, like where there's like no hair. Like with a razor on the soft trunk? No. That's a bad idea. Elephant, yeah, like where there's like no hair. Like with a razor on the soft skin? No, god no.

No, I have a very specific clippers with a very specific clipper head. So how do you deal with bulls? I just go at it. I stretch out the scroat so that the hairs will stick up and then I go, it's a minimal contact. And then you go out, scratch my balls. Do you then go up the shaft?

If there's hair there. Yes inconsistent layer hair growth Okay, so I've always been worried just be open. Yes, I have a hairy dick I've always been concerned that I'm the only person with a hairy dick that has hair growing up the shaft How far up is it? Like Chris the way the way you got to ask is it just? It does it, it's not like fucking... Like, no, no, Chris, the way you gotta ask is, so it goes up like, well, like, three quarters of the way. It's not a fucking turtle neck. It's just like, stray hairs here and there.

Is it like, halfway up on the underneath, right? Uh, no, not on the underneath actually. On the top. Just like, right to the tip, right? Are you, no, are you circumcised? Huh? Are you circumcised? Yes. Why did it come to me? Oh, so, you're not circumcised. Now, this is the non-circumcised? Huh? Are you circumcised? Yes. Why did it come to me? No.

They thought you had the thing to do. You're not circumcised. No, this is the non-circumcised section. You are circumcised. Yeah, we... So you know how there's like... There's like, so there's like, kind of like, scar stuff down there.

Like, if you were the skin, you'd be... Stars? I mean, it's not scars, but it's like... Stars? Stars are scars, or... This is scars. I heard stars. Are you a messed up love?, I know my mom is probably fine

No, it's got he's got hair up to the tip and the stars Like a bad with a head cough You've got the ugly stick The worst fan art in the world. I do not want to see this do not draw Please starry Harry so you so you scary Do you guys fucking set me up for this? It's such a bullshit. It's not on the underneath.

It's on the top of your penis. Yeah, like like they're near the base. Yeah. So how far on the top of the base? Like how far? Now you're just you're fucking fishing for my dick size, Gavin. I'm on it. Let's give a percentage.

A percentage percentage 50% inches. Oh, if you say it goes 50% up your knob. I don't know how big your knob is. Oh, that's works. I don't know. It's very easy. No, there's like they're like it's not in like a bad thing dick girl. It's like it's no no no no no it's it's not like This is live and there's like people listening and watching There's no thing about this. You obsess about this live aspect. That's fine.

No, no, no. Why am I freaking out so bad? I'm getting like major anxiety. No, my dick is fine. It's like it really came from a bond. They don't have like, it's not like this, where it's like a very specific. It's like my dick is fine.

It's like random sporadic hairs. It's not like this where it's a pattern. It's like here, here and there. So where would you want laser hair removal? I don't even want a hand removal anymore. I don't want to talk about it. Would you go Gucci? Huh?

Well, I like down there. You're a bottle. Okay, so I changed my mind. I wouldn't do my dick. I would want to do like that. Whoa! Whoa! I don't even think dick, I would want to do like that. Whoa! That's not cheating. I don't even think Blaine's been drinking.

I haven't been so particular. It's like you've fell from no height. It's like that region. The ass cracked. You missed your close-up. Go again? Right. You just want...

You want the script. It's this region. I want to choose it. Justin and I have a Justin's region. Why are you doing why there? What are the barriers in butt sweat? No, and butt sweat No, but but sweat would be what would it not?

It would be like Yeah, you have to put like baby powder and shit there it would be like Rubbery it be like latex on why are you all three looking at me and asking me these because you're the only brought up laser hair removal Three looking at me and asking me these questions. You're the only brought up laser hair removal Why don't you just guess about his cuz I would just answer it. I wouldn't freak out is Andrew how Harry's your dick. I probably have the same kind of hair you do. I have a hair on my dick just like how you described Okay Gavin that same these

Chris up to the tip up to, it's not. You got like a werewolf dick. You're like getting a reaction out of full moon. Yeah. Oh my god. Why do you get so freaked out, play? Because I realized how deep of a hole I was in, and then I realized not only were you three staring at me but the crew and then there's like, I could see the camera in my peripheral.

And I'm like, you know what I was like? The worst thing, we did that thing, the drinking thing. Oh. What drinkin' thing? Did you hear about that? I'm just gonna say it again. Oh, yeah, yeah, I did. That was the worst.

Take it away, man. I don't know how much you were talking about it. I don't think you should talk about it yet. Okay. Well, it's like an RT life though. Is it kind of come out. I don't know how much you're talking about it. I don't think you should talk about it yet. Well, it's like an RT life, though. Is it kind of come out? I don't know. The concept might get reused. I know that particular footage will be used,

but the concept may be. I will fucking fight you get mine out, because I missed a flight, and I had the worst day of a hangover. It was a two-day hangover. What were you flying to? San Francisco. You didn't go?

No, I missed my flight. I got sick and then I called a cab and then by the time I got there, I missed my flight. I mean, you were beyond drops. Gone. Like they, they actually can't take this as a compliment because they're like, your heart rate was so low

that we thought you died. I was like, that means I'm like really fit. Like a little heart rate's good. Like Michael Pilks. Um, but yeah, I was dangerously in your deck. Like they were, I was just like sleeping and they're like, do we need to take them to the emergency room? So, yeah, you're just, you're just drunk.

I was pretty wasted, yeah. I, I, I think I'm blimping it up a little bit. I wasn't like near death, but how many drinks did you have? I mean, I lost kind of 15 shots of it. Like, what's the like cheese master level drunk? It was like, maybe, no, it was worse because cheese master drunk was still functional. You're in the fallen uber. You also, you didn't boke on live, did you?

No, no, you just boke later. Yeah, all night and all next day. I may or may not have Bulked Bulked On camera like he was like oh man. Yeah, it's it's an arty life Well, it'll probably see the light of day eventually, but uh fuck that was bad night I never really but I don't I don't like to drink anymore like to the point where I'm drunk

I said I actually get hungover before I'm drunk sometimes. Really? Like if it's like a very steady flow of booze, and I'm not yet tipsy, I start getting headache. Yeah, that's because you're... You're even hungover now. You're sobering up too quickly. More quickly than you're getting drunk, you gotta just drink more.

Yeah, I guess that's the way to do it. You're gonna drink through it. I just don't like the feeling of being drunk. I'll get headaches with some like wine and some champagne. So I love typically avoid stuff like that because I don't know if it's like the nitrates or something and like it just gives me a fucking awful headache. To me the headache isn't the worst part like your headache and tired and you might throw up but I just can't think as well. Like my the words don't come to me very well when I'm hungover. What was your first time

getting drunk? What was that like? Pretty late, it was after I was 18. Yeah, I was 18. I looked 21 and a half. Legal. No, not in the US. Ha ha ha ha. Not everyone drank like when I was where I grew up

because you could just walk to Mexico and like it didn't matter. Like it was no big deal. You'd like walk to Mexico, get drunk, and then walk back across the bridge home. Do you miss the past? No, God no, the past was fucking awful. Yeah, but that sounds cool. It was like walk to Mexico. Yeah, but it's just where I was living.

Like if I still lived in that shitty ass town, I could walk to Mexico. Is there no like border patrol there? I mean, yeah, there's a bridge that back then, there were two. Obviously you still had to like, yeah, you still do pause. I guess now you have to back then you'd have to do passports when you would come back into the country It was a there was a guy there who'd be like are you an American citizen? You go. Yes. All right come on in Like that was it that was the extent of the check being of Spanish descent I can descend Mexican descent. Sorry. Uh, did you get profiled or was that a Mexican like they never knew what I was?

Yeah, it's just a lot that Japanese guy through yeah I get everything man, except Mexican. That's the only one I don't get. My dad, yeah, he used to say that he would just like, oh yeah, it's Friday night, we just want a football game, hop down to Mexico. He was like, you was in Oklahoma. Oh yeah.

It's like, what? Okay. Yeah, these should do that shit all the time though. Yeah, for us, it was like, to walk across the bridge, it was like, you paid a quarter, to walk from the US side to Mexico, then you paid a dime, to walk back from Mexico to the time though. Yeah, for us, it was like, to walk across the bridge, it was like, you paid a quarter to walk from the US side to Mexico, then you paid a dime to walk back from Mexico to the United States.

What a simpler time that was. So it was more expensive to leave. It was more expensive to cross from the US side, then to come back and the other side. You always have to make sure you get that dime though. It was like, fuck. Going to Mexico soon. I was gonna say what are you looking at?

You wanna talk about that? Well, yeah, sure. Yeah, we're trying to figure it out. Excited, if it happens, there's a lot of debate how we're gonna get there. Hopefully it does. Yeah. Into that conversation, I'm moving on.

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Well, I think it's a well-want, it's a confidence thing. Cause you're like, yeah, you don't mind being Zing naked now. Yeah. Once, uh, didn't you say you had like a pair of underwear from when you were like 14? It was really old. Yeah. Does it not poke in through any holes?

Of course. We were in the riding room back, like way back in the day. We'd been treated for something and Aaron came in. He was like, Chris, your boxers look like garbage. And you're like, oh yeah, they're super old. And then Chris just like, Aaron without saying you think just like lifted you by your boxers. And garbage. And you know, yeah, they're super old. And then Chris, just like, Aaron, without saying anything, just like lifted you by your boxers.

And they just like tore. They ripped, yeah, yeah, because they were like, yeah, they were like, probably the last. Like it was like just gone. Just loose. But man, like it really doesn't, it's like, yeah, I've gotten like,

people like, oh, people notice your butt and stuff. Who notices your butt? My wife notices your butt. What? She's obsessed with your butt. She thinks you have a really good butt. Did you watch notice anything about me?

Does that say anything about me? No, she doesn't. What does that say about me? She thinks Christopher Merrick says the most adorable butt. I have a nice butt. Is that true? Yes, sure. I'll tell her to thank you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My butt? Yeah, just turn around. Stand up. All right. We'll see if S's right. Dance monkey. It's just some dudes butt like what's special about it? It's good butt. It's good butt. I'm kind of disappointed. I'll be here all night.

I read, or not, I read. There's a really interesting website I found over the weekend. I think it's MIT researchers present you with different scenarios, right? So it's like the scenario, the scenario is always, there's an autonomous car who's breaks no longer work. And it has to crash. Oh yeah. Which, you know, it presents you different options. It says like which option should the car take?

Like, should it kill these people? Should it kill the passengers in the? Like should it kill these people? Should it kill the passengers in the car or should it kill these people? And like different scenarios for people, animals, children, adults, and... That's like a really sad version of million dollars, but. So I guess it's like, eventually the thought is like, maybe you can source all of this and figure out

how should autonomous cars react in like scenarios where... So they can program it. Right, just to avoid good things. It's kids, right? react and like scenarios where so they can program it right just like good but what if it's like you're avoiding one kid but you're running over 20 adults it's like worth it well I don't think it would kill 20 adults theoretically okay there it is so like that's a real simple one like one person in the car or one person in the crosswalk and it helps with like little skulls to show you like is it I think I think to be I think hitting a car against a car is safer So that's a real simple one. One person in the car or one person in the car. So I can hit this with like little skulls to show you.

Is it, is it, is it? I think, I think two people, I think hitting a car against a car is safer because they're designed to, like, survive. That's never in these scenarios. It's always like the car's gonna hit an object. And like, is that gonna hit another car? It's gonna hit like a wall and kill the doctor. I would say, or pedestrians.

I would say a driver or a passenger has more chance of survival than just someone getting hit on the street. I would say, or pedestrians. I would say a driver, or a passenger, has more chance of survival than just someone getting hit on the street. Like if you hit a wall, like the safety in the comic, save you whereas. But in this case, there's no opportunity. Certain death, right? Like in order to avoid that.

What's that thing that starts your call where it's like the unpassable test? Kobayashi Maru. Yeah, so it's like Kobayashi, what you said. It's just like that. So wait, so is it always related to cars running over people, or are there other... Yeah.

Now, the scenarios are all very similar to what you just saw. It's just different numbers of people. Oh, so it's for the explicit reason of programming cars. Right. Kill. So what did my people pick? And then when you finish it, it shows you like, we're you score, and then versus like,

we're everyone else is. If you're going to hell or not. Yeah. I mean, I assume everyone in the car should be first. What do you mean first to? Like I should avoid it people who on in the car. Well, what if it's four people in the car with like three babies and then the person you're hitting is an old lady.

Why doesn't the car just stop? Right, and that's like, that's an example of a scenario that might present you. It's like I have three babies in the car or this really old lady. Why doesn't the car just stop? Right, and that's like, that's an example of a scenario that it might present. You have three babies in the car, or this or really old person. Really old person, outside of the car. Like, kill me. Yeah, in my head, I'm just trying to think,

like, who's the most innocent, but everyone's innocent. But the baby's the car doesn't know. And then it also further complicates it like, what do you hit? These pedestrians who are crossing against the crosswalk, or these pedestrians who are crossing with the crosswalk. Older, most people who are crossing against the crosswalk or these pedestrians who are crossing with the crosswalk. All there, most people who are like 80, they've probably done some shady things.

They're probably Nazis at some point. They were probably racists like back when they could get away with it. Yeah, they could kill them. It's fine. I think that a lot when I see really old people, like this is person of racists, like when they get away with that in the 50s, like.

Yeah, I never thought about that. I mean, cause you always know when you have like, like old, you know, relatives or something who will say things that are like not necessarily racist, but just like, oh, you wouldn't say that in modern day times. Yeah, you know, but yeah, it's like getting on Facebook now with the elections coming up. I'm not gonna say, yeah, any of that, but it's just like,

just say it, fuck it. No, I don't want to get into this whole political shift storm but it's like seeing what your family members are posting and you're just like oh because your family's a racist. We can see what we can see what happened to you now Blaine. We can see where you came from. No I think I read earlier today that you would say today for the first time ever in its publication history made an endorsement for president and their endorsement was anybody but Trump. So previously, they never made any comment.

They never made an endorsement. And this is the first time ever. See, I think we're going down a slippery slope now. I'm all for talking about politics and stuff like that. Except you're not. Well, no, not in this context because it's like, oh my God, with the internet and stuff like that involved, except you're not well no not not in this context because it's like oh my god With the internet and stuff like that involved like social media just people just it's poison man Tell me it was four days ago

And so and it's this is a this is on Washington Post calm and it's 34 years of existence USA today has had a no endorsement policy And historic first it breaks 34 years of tradition the board decided this election season to revisit own doors in policy, then threw it out and penned a scathing critique of the GOP nominee that read more like an anti-endorsement. Shit. That's crazy. Yeah, this selection is definitely interesting. It'll be over soon. You think? Well, yeah, it looks good. There is a date in the future at which it will end. No no, it's never it'll be off for at least another year Fuck why am I fucking up so bad Christmas is coming. I don't know maybe

If we're lucky and I Read an awful story I'm actually hesitant to bring this one up. I read a real awful story. Which part to me? And then I'll tell you if you can tell. I read a real awful story last week.

Which part? Shut up. What is this secret message? About who was it? It was, I guess, like orangutan rescue organization in Borneo went to rescue an orangutan that was held at a brothel. Oh, come on. What?

Yeah, I guess they had a shaved orangutan at a brothel in Borneo. And they had to go in with guns and rescue this orangutan from a brothel. Was it a female or a male? Yeah, it was a female orangutan. Oh, no. Wait, you're telling me,

that's people, I'm connecting the dots now that's how fuck awful that is dog yeah they said they would just shape it down so there was like covered in mosquito bites and it was just like soup super why would fuck up who or there's just people is there is that an audience for that I guess I was a market for it. Yeah. How did it attack them? Do they have to like, say it?

I think they said it was chained. Oh, god. I don't, I think I want to know any more about this. Yeah, that's pretty rough. Yeah, they think the orangutans, six or seven years old. Yeah, if she was chained to the wall, lying on a mattress. Well, something in that same vein, I recently worked with some dudes on a shoot and they were involved with military operations. And one of them, it was something I've never heard of

and it was like a, I think they called it like a charity but it was actually like these big dudes, like trust fund guys, like lots of money, donating to this cause that basically armed a special unit of like basically mercenaries that would go into other countries and they would free sex slaves. Mostly they would focus on children.

I know these guys, like, did everything from, like, training to deal with the kids, but also, like, their breaching tactics were different. So, like, they would go in and they would all be squatted and they would aim their weapons up because kids are short and they would be shooting up. And I'd, like, gotten to the nitty-gritty about, like,

you know, what's like your, how was it called when you interact with someone? You see somebody on the battlefield that's here under me? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's who can shoot first. That thing, what is that called? The rules of engagement. Rules of engagement with the rules of engagement are,

and apparently they're just like, no, we kill everybody. If they run, we'll let them go. But like, if they are involved with the children's sex, they're just like, no, we kill everybody. If they run, we'll let them go. But like, if they are involved with the children sexly, we just, it's a bunch of murderers. Mercenaries. Listen,

it's a fucking sex trade. No, I'm saying it like it's great that it's happening, but they're totally, again, they said, if they run, they let them go. But they fight back, it's acting in their self-defense. Is that a bad way around it, though? Apparently not, but this is in countries. in countries i mean well they've done operations in

america i think but it's like in you know crazy other countries and so but it's it was a really interesting story and then he was uh... telling me about like you know they would go into some countries that whatever they they come into the country they can't bring their own weapons so they would have like people donate weapons so whatever that would they would come like people donate weapons. So whatever that would

they would come in like that weapons cash is what they had to deal with. So they would go in there and they'd be like fucking you know old rifles from like Vietnam. And that's what they would have to deal with. It's really interesting story. I'm surprised that it hasn't been you know there's more people know about it, but it's really really cool. Sex trade sucks don't do it kids. More people know about it, but it's really really cool Sex trade sucks don't do it kids That one I have a choice well no like The other the other thing the like don't don't fuck monkeys

Or kids just Why is everybody cringing at that No, no, you can't be a good place guess what's talking about the message is right. It's correct. Tomorrow, why is everybody cringing at me right now? It's a very direct way to say it. No, it's a ring of tains and don't you? Shaded and fuck it. That's not nice. Am I ever going to be on the podcast? Yeah, this is gold. This is classic. I want you on every week now. And then Yeah, this is gold, this is classic. I went you on every week now. Okay. Um, and then, um, No way to rebound from that cover.

No, I'm just gonna totally change the subject. Should we do a really depressing million dollars, but, I'm really, really real one, like super deep, like really sad, not funny. Well, without getting into detail, we did our first themed one recently.

You get, I'm not gonna announce it. Because, well, thanks for bringing it up You get, you get a lot of analysis. Because, thanks for bringing that up. But, yeah, that would be funny. I think we should do themed episodes of Million Noves, but. Have you heard, was that, you know, a few weeks ago that SpaceX rocket exploded, right? Yeah.

Have you heard, like, some of the latest speculation, oh, you like conspiracy theories? You might like this. Yeah, go on. Have you heard some of the speculation about it? I heard that the explosion came from the top when it should come from below. So it looked like someone bombed it. They think that it was sabotage, that it was SpaceX's, well, they don't think their speculation that it

could be a ULA's sabotage the rocket and cost it to explode. What, what, who did it? ULA. It's like a partnership between Lockheed Martin and Boeing it to explode what what what who did it? ULA it's like a partnership between Lockheed Martin and Boeing. Oh, what is it stand for united launch something? Yeah, that makes sense. What does ULA stand for just because the way it blew up They said that like you can say that there's a weird anomaly in the video where it looks like something Possibly a rocket or a drone flies towards the SpaceX. That's surely obvious. I have new to new conspiracies that are fun. Well one of those kind of old. It's like E. coli H. Poli was an inside job. Totally was by the way. Like, oh, I think that that was a fly. That was a fly that passed in print. Oh, I got.

Yeah, I think blue the fuck up. Well that second shockwave is cool. Well no check this out when it when it tip falls down It's like another explosion The bell in goes down That's pretty dope just full of man That's all that's all a rocket is right. It's just yeah fuel to get some violent explosion from the top our audio listeners just heard Yeah, I didn't say anything hit I'm sure there's other version something because someone just sniped it like it was a single bullet I think there was there was possible possible speculation of that except I think the object that was moving

Was too big or something. There's crazy in the air. There's crazy in the air. The original of that video, the time delay between the sound and what you see is so crazy. Like it's like seconds, because the camera's so far. Right, I was gonna say like, how far away

would that person launching whatever that was, they'd have to be super far away because they like secure the perimeter to where nobody's around. There's a ULA facility right across the road. Ah! That's a bit on the nose, I don't know, man. And, yes, apparently SpaceX wanted to go and investigate,

but of course they wouldn't let them, you know, actually not. So the Air Force conducted the uninspection of the building and said they didn't find anything. Nestling shots. Uh, no, no, find anything. Nice link shots. No, no, no, no. Yeah, we live in the future. It's like blown up rockets with rockets.

We should take that video and just cut to someone through a nice link shot. It's like, you cut it. I was wanted to do that with the blimp that went down Hindenburg, Hindenburg. Yeah, I was wanted to make a short about the two guys playing with a pistol. What is it? It's like a freeze frame, a couple of frames from the-

Can I see? I think that's just artifacting from the shutter. Wait, why don't I bow-side? Like a small J-Pig, so. Why is it on both sides? I think it's two different images. Oh, it's a little- It's like one and then another one.

Oh, I see. So I just see a big ol' smile face like there's the eyes in my it. I don't know. I feel that that could also just be a bird could be that bird is like That bird's probably roasted so it's it's it's it's interesting Like we live in the future. I like one space agency Potentially used a drone to attack another rocket. It sounds crazy. It sounds like a sci-fi book. Like a Michael Crickson. Quick tin book. Yeah, I read Jurassic Park when the movie came out.

And I went through like a Michael Crite and Terror when I was in junior high. And I read, I read, I think, just about every book that he ever wrote. And some were good, some were, not quite so good. Was that just one Jurassic Park book? I think there were more, but I only have a red Jurassic Park. There's lost world, I know.

Was that what I'd be of? I didn't read it. I read both the Jurassic Park. It's like I went on, yeah, like I was like, oh, I'm gonna read books, watch the movies, get the blue rays, Jurassic Park's a read note. Except for the last three, it had been bad.

You know, like a dress girl? It peaked at the first one. Dressing girls is like, yeah, I don't know. I watched it, when in theaters, I saw it with like, COVID and his wife and I was like, whoa, oh my God, it's a boss rapper, duh. And then I watched it again.

I'm like, like a plane or something and I was like, nothing is going to recreate the experience of the original. I don't think, you know, because the visual effects at that time are so... There's no one had seen anything like that before. They're just approaching it wrong too. And they had big animatronics to cut.

And it was like the first time you saw dinosaurs that looked like dinosaurs. They just go crazy in the new ones. They go crazy with the camera angles. Like it's all like virtual cameras. Like they put it wherever the hell they want. Yeah. All of Jurassic Park 1 was shot like super low. Like the camera is always at human height.

Like when they first see the giant ones and even the T-Rex chasing, it's always like, there's never a crazy sweeping camera angle over the head of the T-Rex, like spinning around two dinosaurs fighting. It's always like that looks like a big dinosaur because we're seeing it from down here. You make a good point. It's like a really good point. It's a really good point. Yeah. There's a difference between, yeah.

There's footage of the in Jurassic World when there's two, I don't know what the dinosaurs are, they're having a fight. And the camera's just like whirling around them. And I guess it's cool, but it's like, you can never film, you can never do that with the camera. I just don't like camera movements that aren't possible. Especially when you're trying to put something

that's fake into a real world. I was not like, it's a little seven. 007? Yeah, because the first shot, it's a barrel, you're in the gun and the blood. But you could fake that there. Realistically. Yeah, you could be looking down a site, you know, at someone who's shooting you in the face. What is the 007 intro, by the way?

What is it? Yeah, Josh and I are working in a lot of little research right now and I'm trying to, we were watching that the other day and I was, what the fuck is that? Is it a barrel? It's a barrel. Of a gun.

Yeah, it's someone who's like about to shoot him and then he quickly turns and shoots. Searching for him. And then he just bleeds over his barrel because he's just like, yeah, his barbs on it, okay. I mean, I'm sure not that much thought was put into it when they first started doing that.

Well, it wasn't even Connery in the first one. It was the stunt man. Yeah. Stunt man Bob. He has a little hat. So one of them goes down on one knee. I don't know which one it was. Maybe it was Roger Moore.

Yeah, it's cool. Bond movies are good. So once we're done with the Matrix, you wanna watch out the Bond movies together? I would take some time. Yeah, let's do it.oos are good. So once we're done with the Matrix, you wanna watch all the bonoos together? I would take some time. Yeah, let's do it. We'll do like a, we'll do like a, oh god, there's some shite ones too.

We'll do like a weekly movie club, mean gather. How many are there? 24, I don't know, 24. I like earlier before the podcast, Blaine was pitching, we should just make a week, who we think think I was like 26 26 Craig coming back for another one. I know that the villain signed back I think they're doing one more maybe with a villain signed back on who was the villain?

Loaf, oh, oh, oh, it was yeah, yeah, yeah, his character ultimately ended up being some D signed back on. Who was the villain? Lo... Lo... Lo... All's gonna say for stuff else. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. His character ultimately ended up being somebody. I just named it the name. Spoiler. Yeah. That move's been out forever. It's fucking blow-filled.

I forgot that, uh, I'd seen Spectre. It was pretty forgettable. Yeah, until like I was like, I guess I never saw it. Oh, no, wait, yeah, I did, I did. I might go watch it again, because I was like, I think, uh, wait, yeah, I did I did I could watch it again because I was like, yes, I think a Skyfall had I think having Adele seeing a James Bond song was probably the best Thing ever. I think having Roger Deakin's shoot of Bond movies the best move ever

Roger Deakin's the DPA you love Deakin's right on which Skyfall Skyfall was yeah, it was beautiful shot really well. I like seeing oil better than skyfall Songs pretty weak there and I don't remember it at all I get Chris Colnell I get all of his movies confused all the What's him what's his name? Jake's bike Daniel Craig bond movies confused. I remember you seen our yeah quantum of bollocks Skyfall specter Spectwank was it really only four? Well, we're the same one. I guess, I guess not. Yeah.

Yeah, it's four. But fucking, yeah, he's got a better. I think he's got one of the better track records. He's up there with Connery. Roger Moore's I can't like, Moon Raker was all right. I guess. He's a little bigger.

Living like die was like, it got really weird. Guy exploded in that one. Yeah, I blinped up. Goal night about that, yeah. Goal night is like the prime bond movie. That's like best example of a bond movie. The rest of Pierce Bros. Yeah, yeah, he had one that was really good.

And, well, I mean, it's the same as that. He had a good video game. Screw the best video game. It's the same with a good video game screw the best video game It's the same with Daniel Craig though his first one in my opinion was the best. Mm-hmm coincidentally No coincidence same director is golden I really really why don't they just lock that fucking guy guys all these like 70s. Here's the deal about scenery out. There's that scene where he gets his balls like kicked in all right I was like that that would you balls don't recover from that kind of thing. Yeah, they could be like bust them.

Maybe he was like, just having one take away. I don't, I, man, that is the most painful thing. I, man, yeah. That's a rough scene. That's pretty dark that one. Yeah, and then Bond is still a badass.

I was like, no, I do the left. Bond always gets injured now. He used to be completely bulletproof. Well, they're making him more greedy. They're doing, and Skypho he a badass. I was like, no, I do the left, I do the right. Bond always gets injured now. He used to be completely bulletproof. Well, they're making him a more greedy, they're doing, in Skyfo he actually got shot for the first time. They're doing to him what they were trying to do with, who was after more Dalton?

Yeah, Tim, if you told him. Dalton was supposed to be like the gritty reboot of the Bond franchise and then it just didn't go anywhere. He was very accurate to the book. Yeah, Dalton was okay. Have you ever had, and this is to everyone, have you ever had a girl like aggressively grab your balls? So, I'm really aggressively, you're like,

whoa, you have to stop. No. Yeah. I think it's a control thing. I, it worked. I was like, oh, whatever, just stop, please. You just like grabbed your wallet, that's throwing away your money, yeah.

Take it. No, no, I'm not Protestant, too. I've never had that. Yeah, that's happened. Shit, everyone's looking at me now. This is the next thing that I get drafted. I play every time you talk, we look at you. I promise the conversation.

You know, when people talk, you look at them. All right, can I talk in with you something different? I always say it's like, I don't know what it is like. Just like an aggressive grip. Yeah, and just like it. Grrr. Oh my god. It was horrible.

Yeah, like it was, it wasn't, yeah. That's how I mean it. No, it's not like a nice like, you know, what do you call those balls? Like a sausage? Yeah, like, no, that's bad too, because then you call those balls yeah like no that's bad too because then you're like twisting the balls to the throne I could I kind of if someone yanked on mine it would probably rip it because one of mine is

what am I attached to the inside oh yeah it sounds awful it's stapled down it's just it's one of those things it's like there's no room for air in the balls yeah sir yeah why are we talking about this? I just brought it because it made me we were talking about the Daniel Craig getting his balls hammered or whatever. Yeah. And it just made me think about like one of the more terrifying Steve I was always getting kicked in the nuts.

I don't, it's that, he seems to be fine. That is, okay. If someone hits me in the nuts, it's the one thing that makes me go primal on them. That's so true. First time, okay, so I knew Adam Covick like a little bit before, he had been a part of Rupert's teeth, and I think I was like walking around,

fucking loadco, he's my bro. So I'm walking around, and this is back in my Rastage 5. So I bring him in to come introduce him to you and Aaron, and then Aaron. Why nook Adam? Okay, well anyways, yeah, he did because of Colin. Yeah. Sorry, anyways, I was introducing him to, I guess, I was just showing him around,

and I'm just saying, Chris, stop pulling Ryan, come play. Did you meet him at 636? No, he was, that was the paramount theater, right? Hi, also my other 636. Sorry, we had a barbecue afterwards, that's where I revealed it, it was Fard Hooper.

Aha, anyways, Aaron had just punched you or kicked you in the ball. So what happened was I was talking to someone and I was like, in a weird position where I had like my sexy butt out. And it was just like, I was, but I had my legs spread. And Aaron trying to be a jackass and succeeding. He runs up and he like kicks my balls, but not like, he said he was like trying to like bait kick my balls,

but he actually just kicked me in the balls. Yeah. And you and fucking primal and freed out and you started like, God damn it, and then you just went, you did this thing when you're drunk and you did it then go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, and then you just went, you did this thing when you're drunk, and you did it then too, where you just go. I was trying really hard not to hit him in the face.

Yeah, because it was like, that's, it's the only time I, I've never seen you mad. That's the thing, hit me in the ball. And neither'd I, and then I'm like introducing, or I'm like bringing Kovac around, I was like, here's live action office, and Chris is fucking throwing a fit. And he kicked me in the balls.

COVID was like, yeah, this is really nice. And we were just like, kind of like I was like, I was like, I was going in the middle of the way. It was super awkward, but I was like, I could, I mean Aaron just, I was talking to someone, Aaron just kicked me in the balls. Yeah. Like it was super, I was,

You were doing that thing, you know, when you, all guys do it, where they kind of like, they find a position, and then their balls are kind of a comfortable, like, swinging thing, and then they kind of like, swing back and forth. You know I'm talking about it. Well, that's what I was doing.

I was just having a conversation and like, when your balls jingled between you. I've been gotten the balls twice. Well, I mean, Jeff always goes for my balls, but it's never really hard. But what is nice? Yeah. Yeah. Once on immersion, I was wearing a cup for most of the day. And Bernie kept whacking me in the cup. And then I took it out and I didn't tell him. And he just punted me right in the middle. That was the risk car one, right? Yeah. Which I don't

know why we're in a cup. Why do I wear a cup for that. Are you a carder? No, I forgot you vomit and the Kia. Oh, I wasn't there. I think it was just like being overprotective. I'm on time. Yeah, I guess you weren't. I guess, pulling a rank. You would lose. I fed that to you. Yeah.

And one time Jordan Swizz punted me in the nuts after a podcast, and I dropped to my knees. I heard about that. From someone who was there, it was neither you nor Jordan. Like it was like this legendary awkward, why would, yeah. Didn't see it coming. Why would you? Yeah, no, I would have done that. No, I would have done it.

I'm just gonna punch it in the nuts. Yeah. There's some people just asking for it. Yeah, I think it did. Did you see the rough day? Did you see that auction for that cat purse from a couple weeks ago? I saw the purse.

I guess where was it? In, I guess an artist in New Zealand found a dead cat in the road. So she turned it into a purse. No. And then auctioned it off and someone bought it. Did it look good? Oh, come on.

That's so, keep bringing on the screen. That's so distasteful. It's so distasteful. Can you put on, oh, there it is. Oh, no! You know what that looks like? That looks really alive. God, damn it.

They put fake eyes in it and stuff. Oh, I see. So it sold for, I think it auctioned off and sold for $400. Really? That's it? Yeah. I feel like that lady could have made. She initially had the starting price at $1,000 where people said that she was profiting off of the cat

so she reduced the starting bit to $1 and then ended up at $400. Well, of course it's profit. Yeah, it looks on it. It looks like my raccoon, but oh Man, I saw I'm not impracted that I saw There's a there's a there's a TV show on the vice network. I think it's called party legends and There's an episode of Bushwick Bill and he's wearing that fucking

Yoda backpack those watching it One night I was they came on and he had it and that's like I told us I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like,

I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like,

I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like,

I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was like, I told him I was eye. Oh, oh shit. Yeah, I read about that. Didn't he shoot his own eye? He shot himself in the face. He shot his own eye. Is it attempted suicide? Yeah. Oh and lived. That's not like a party story. Yeah, that's like a my Party story would be the time that he bought my Yoda backpack How much is like $200 I think dude those things are like 40 bucks. I that's what I told him That's crazy. I was like you could buy this on Amazon. He's like I don't care. I want it right now All right, I give respect yeah, and I was like and then he just just pulled out cash

Shit man, so once they give you $200. They don't tell no no exactly. Do you give it to Cherry? No, I bought another Yoda backpack and Chris Chris is like, no, I bought five Yoda backpacks. I was like, this is valuable. I can make a profit off the search for celebrities to sell them to. Yoda backpacks, get you a Yoda backpacks. $1,000 each. Speaking of celebrities, I feel like this is a story

that maybe wouldn't necessarily normally talk about. But did you hear that Kim Kardashian got robbed at gunpoint? At gunpoint in Paris? Do you think they knew that you were robbing Kim Kardashian? I think so. It seems. They're dressed as cops. Yeah, it seems like it was something that was planned.

That was the story I saw on either Twitter or Reddit. And I didn't even click on it because I don't want any more attention going to those stupid fuckers. I normally don't care either, right? Like I would never talk about them, but the fact, I mean, it's still like awful that someone had a violent crime targeted them and perpetuated.

Oh, so it's targeted. I think, I don't know if they've officially set that, but it seems like it. It seems like there was planning put in, it wasn't just dudes who broke in, they like dudes who dressed up like police officers. Oh. And they probably went, they know that she has that giant

engagement ring. And I think Kanye was on stage and he just ended the show on his way. Yeah, he ended the concert like 30 minutes early because when he heard about it, that's fucked up. Because he was in New York. Yeah. I see him, he just got on a plane.

I would assume so. Yeah, I, that's, that's fucking awful. Hmm. It's Kanye noise. Is that as noise? Is that he does? Yeah, among other things He was never has. Was that you have you ever been robbed at gunpoint? Don't let me get my No, was that serious question. Yeah, I've been robbed at gunpoint. You have when were you robbed at gunpoint? West campus. A UT

God what happened? You can't just say that and not tell the story. I was just, it happens to most people. It was in the summer. I was, it was like a pool party type thing, drinking at the pool. And at some point I was like, I decided I wanted to go and get some candy. This sounds about right.

It was during the day? No, it was at night. So I go, I'm like, I was like, I tell everyone, I'm gonna go to the gas station around the corner and go to some candy. My friend gives me a couple dollars to go to somewhere and a hat with a propeller And so I'm I'm I'm watching the gas station and then I I'm not yeah, and then I buy some candy and then I'm walking back and you get buttercream and then

the I'm sitting there and then and like I was with my girlfriend at the time and we're like drunk Kind of like I can't like being drunk and stuff and then he's like two guys come out and just like Run up in front of us and one guy like sticks a gun to my stomach. He's like give me your wallet and I'm like I'm wearing swimsuit. I Don't have a wallet and he's like no, don't give me. He's like yelling. I'm like I don't have a wallet. And he's like, no, don't give me that. And he's like yelling. I'm like, I pull out $2 and I'm butterfing it. So I give him that.

And then he took my then girlfriend's purse, which didn't have any cash in it. And then that was it. I'm just glad I had $2. And he handed them. Did you take the butter fingers as well? No, did you drop a butter finger? No, I did.

Any candy, you take my candy. You're gonna increase this take by like 50%. Yeah, I know. But it's one of the, they got away with like, I'm not kidding, less than $3. Do you think you're gonna die? I didn't think I was gonna die because I, I like, I was like, I was being, you know,

giving them what they wanted. Minus the fact that I didn't have a wallet. They wanted a wallet. Yeah. You were not giving them what they wanted. Mine is the fact that I didn't have a wallet. They wanted a wallet. You were not giving them what they wanted. But I was like, I'm wearing a swimsuit. Like, what do you, I don't have my wallet on me because I'm wearing a swimsuit, you know? What if it was like, suck me off?

What if it was like, give me the swimsuit? I don't know. I would see it. Swims depressing million-dollar butts in our- She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's I mean, the thing is I could see my house from where he was. I was like, I could see it. Did you didn't tell me? Did you come on over? I got loads of stuff.

Listen, I don't have my wallet here, but if you come with me to my apartment. Well, no, we didn't find there's a lot of people there. I thought we were going to go to most scared. I was scared. You could have died. Yeah, I did, no. That would have been like, now,

what if you and your girlfriend had gotten killed and then that butter finger became a better finger? That finger? That finger. That finger. One time years ago, I feel like I don't see this scam anymore, correct me if I'm wrong, but it used to be, people would drive around in these white vans in Austin,

and they'd like pull up to me and be like, hey, I'm a professional speaker installer and I've got these really high end speakers in the back. My boss fucked up in order to many of them. So that's super cheap to buy them. And it's like, I don't know, they try to sell you shitty speakers for like $600 until they're really expensive.

But one time I was at an ATM on Riverside and I was getting cash out of the ATM and the van pulled up and they were like, hey, you know what, speakers? Boss fucked up, same line they always give. Do you want them? I was like was like, no, no, I don't have any money. And they were like, well, you're on an ATM right there. You can get money out. I was like, no, you don't understand. There's no money in that bank account. Like, I don't have any money. It's not worth your time, man. There's nothing for you cheap speakers. I can't buy them. Even

if I wanted to, I couldn't buy your fake shitty stuff. Right. I just can't do it. And then I just looked at me like, I was an idiot and he drove off. I came by your fake cities. Right, I just can't do it. And then look, I just looked at me like I was an idiot and he drove off and I was like, I still don't have any money. Have you ever been approached like that? Do you ever decide to still have it? A guy pulled up in a really nice Mercedes and he was like dressed or smart. And he was like, yeah, I worked for the Mercedes dealership

and every time we sell a car, we always give, we always give a watch to the owner. It was like a gift, like thank you for buying them, expensive Mercedes. We got these like $800 watches, but we had loads left over, so I'm selling for like 50 bucks. I was like, they're not nice watches. You scamming.

You don't need a Rolex. Yeah, they were like, total shite. Yeah, there's always like, weird, toe, shite. Yeah, there's always like weird, like if somebody, if somebody approaches me in public, not counting like if I get recognized for receipt, but like if someone approaches me in public, I'm not interested in what they have to say. Like if someone tries to sell me something

or someone tries to like have me answer a quiz or like no, I don't want to do any of that stuff. Like if the person does not know my name, there's no reason for us to be talking. Have you encountered those guys that are like, hey, you want to say the kids lie for something like that? And they have like the, yeah. I would say, I fucking hate kids, and I keep walking.

Those guys are the worst. I came across one that was like a choose your own adventure, where I came out of Chipotle, and there's this big fountain seat thing in the middle, and you go into two paths, you go on the one side and on the one side that day was this homeless couple that always badgers me. And on the other side was two of those people

that were signing kids up or signing you up to save kids' lives. And I like actually like stood there and was like, I don't know which path to go down. I will go back and live in Chipotle. I went to the homeless guys and I'm always very nice. Like I acknowledge them, I say, hey, how's it going? Because you're not human beings.

And then I always say, sorry, I'm not carrying any money. I only got plastic. And then they were like, okay, because I truly never carry cash. The first year I moved here, I got approached by a girl, and she was like, a clipboard. And she was like, hey, we're talking to people today. What do you think of Planned Parenthood? And I was like, what was Planned Parenthood? And she was like, yeah, right. And I thought I was like, hey, we're talking to people today. What do you think of Planned Parenthood? And I was like, what was Planned Parenthood?

And she was like, yeah, all right. And I thought I was being a prank. Why is it not what you want Planned Parenthood? Oh, wow. I was like, oh, I was totally good. Sometimes there was one. I figured what it was. But Jeff and I, when our office was downtown,

we would have competition. So you come up with the strangest thing to reply to them. And one time there was one who was like, I figured what it was. They said they wanted to like, they were like, hey, they came to me like, do you want to help us save trees? Or what do you think about trees? And I just looked at them and went,

my father was killed by a tree. And I just kept walking. He'd imagine just like zoning out, looking off, saw him really. I know, in college me and Zach Anner, we'd make a game where we'd walk up the drag and then pretend to recognize people and see if we could get them to recognize us.

Just being like, oh my God. From science class. Like putting them in a hard-to-work car. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had that class together and they'd be like, oh yeah, I remember, I was like, we were at that time with the popcorn and he'd be like, oh my God.

Yeah. And you just like see if you could like, you know, and it was like a point see who could get the most people to pretend that they knew you. More often than not, the people go, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying, they do. I'm always really awkward in those situations.

Believe it or not, typically the people will be like, I hate this too, is they like, focus their attack. All you know the guys that are like trying to sign you up for saving kids' lives and be like, hey, you look strong enough that you can save a kid's life and be like, all right, I get it. It was funny. But there was at least one time where I was pulling into my parking garage

and there was a girl on a balcony and I couldn't tell because she was like super far away but she seemed kind of cute. I parked in my spot, I get out and she's like, hey, can I buy your Jeep or can I have your Jeep? And I was like, uh, uh, maybe. And I just stood there and then I just walked away and she was like stuck on the balcony and we're just gonna like, um, it's a nothing else except.

I said, maybe she didn't laugh right? And she was just silent. It's like, oh, fuck. Oh, man. Now every time I park in my garage, I look up there's like, oh fuck. Oh man. Now every time I park in my garage, I look up there and like, oh gosh, yeah, that's how that's how Blaine lost his Jeep. Maybe. All right, well, we should wrap this up. I'm out of grade. So thanks everybody for watching and we will see you guys next week. Bye. Bye Do you like apples?

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