Rooster Teeth Podcast - What is Morbius? - #695

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Jon Risinger, Drew Saplin, and Eric Baudour as they talk about the fun from the live show, the Morbulution, Ted Turner's Bison, different milks, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by MeUndies (http://meundies.com/roosterteeth), Squarespace (http://squarespace.com/roosterteeth), and DoorDash (Download the app + code ROOSTER). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Drew Sampland. Eric. And I'm Barbara, a dun John. I'm Drew Saplan. Eric. And I'm Barbara, a Dunkleman. All right. Do you let everybody know your full name just so they like fun? I feel like everyone says your last name when they,

it's you say my last name a lot. Just Saplan. Yeah, you do it because you, it's from Parks and Rec, you said one time. It also just makes, rolls off the tongue so nicely. Yeah, first, some, some people have to have the first name last name.

Very uncomfortable. What I was talking about this with Jordan Sweeners and some other people this weekend? Jordan Sweeners. There you go. Well, if I said Jordan, you think people love me. We have multiple Jordan. There's multiple Jordan.

I was saying I would Jordan Levin and we were talking about first name last name. And we were saying that there are just some celebrities where if you call them by the first name, that's crazy as shit. Hey, if I was talking like Fred Durst, and I was just going, what's up Fred? Like, that's nuts.

I was like, I was like, Brad, yeah, see? Yeah. Like, or like shortened versions of a person's name. Like, people call William H. Macy like Bill. Yeah. Or like Terry, Matt, like Terrence Malik is like Terry. Yeah.

Like Robert De Niro is Bob, and if you don't call him Bob, he gets mad, but also I don't fucking know you. Right. How am I supposed to know that? What are you talking about? You're Robert De Niro. I supposed to know that? Like, what are you talking about? You're Robert De Niro. It's your whole name.

What are you talking about? What are you saying? Just Robert is here. Yeah, exactly. Well, the thing is Joe Pesci is just Joe. Well, he's also a Chris Katissi. You're saying Chris Katissi. Who's the last thing?

De Niro is not only a like last name, but he's a middle initialer as well. Who? Robert De Niro. Oh, it's not De Niro's De Niro's. You know the classic D-Nero. Robert De Niro. Welcome to the RISCEF Podcast for about two minutes in. I was actually thinking about it today.

D-Nero. Robert De Niro. He's gonna hang out here for the podcast. Robert De Nero. Robert De Nero. Yeah, but who thought his name was Robert De Niro. Robert De Niro. Yeah, that makes sense. You thought his name was Robert De Niro. Yeah.

Like the H- There's H- There's H- There's H- Imperagement. William H. William H. Uh-huh.

In Robert De Niro. In Robert De Niro. In Robert De Niro. In Robert De Niro. In Robert De Niro. In Robert De Niro. In Robert De Niro. In Robert De Niro.

In Robert De Niro. In Robert De Niro. Robert De Niro. Robert De Niro. Yeah, that makes sense. but what everybody knows that yeah of course the weird one to me is if you just state without the middle name Sarah Parker I have such a hard time not calling Robert Downey Sarah Jessica's Parker I was called Sarah's Jessica's Parker Sarah's Jessica's Parker so much a good one a three-name celebrity Bryce Dallas Howard if she's just Bryce Howard. Oh yeah, doesn't work. That's weird. So what that confused me is Billy Eilish and her brother Phineas.

Because there's a name I think it's O'Connell. Oh. But I don't know what Eilish is. What, why have I been calling him Phineas Eilish? Right? Phineas Eilish. Why you not been answering your calls? Oh no.

Phineas Eilish, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I had a realization of the day that I don't think it ever impacted me as much as I think it should that Madonna had the gall of making her stage name. Literally the name of the Virgin Mary. That's awesome. That's awesome. And then like everybody's been free of it.

Because I'm not Catholic. And so I didn't grow up with that terminology of Madonna. Because Protest, like Baptist don't revere Mary as much. Or dance. Or dance. They worship, I think. What's in a lot of my colleagues.

Is that another illegal name? Madonna? No, but it's just state name. State name. What's her name? I can't remember. Her name's Madonna, so are we a first name? Oh, she's a little old. Oh, her first name is state name. What's her name? I can't remember. Her name is Madonna, is there a real first name? Oh, she's changed it though.

Oh, her first name is Madonna. Is it Madonna's Chikoni? Yeah, Chikoni. Well, then her parents had the gall of giving her, but she went for making sure she is known by just her first name. Don't have seen that TikTok I heard this week, right? Oh, boy.

She on TikTok. Oh, boy. It is what is she talking? Terrified. I mean, she's just like, she just keeps moving. You know, like when you give your data phone and he like moves it away so he can read it, it's the opposite.

But she only gets closer until she's like, yeah, you avoid something. When you give your dad your phone and you put a makeup filter on him and hand full of mushrooms, it's like that. Only it's Madonna. Oh, yeah. It's a classic scenario.

Yeah, oh yeah, you know that all right. It's definitely a thing where when you're rich for too long and away from like people and like you don't know what to do. So now you have a device that like allows you to like put something out. Absolutely. So boy, you get scary results. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about because I'm very much at this point.

Having been somebody in my life who really loved award shows. I really did. I was crazy. I was crazy. Like, we threw Oscar parties. Like that kind of thing. I think I went to your house for no reason. Yeah, because I really love the movies and I loved that kind of thing. But I'm realizing now, I'm like, I hate them.

And it's because the Oscars used to be when we, the only time we got to see these people interact with each other. So seeing, you know, Brad, make, you know, it's Brad and then, Brad and then, seeing them together was like amazing. And even the weird antics that happened, you know, with the only time you saw their weird antics, but now we're just inundated by celebrities having antics

because on the talk shows and their TikTok accounts, and that guy was like, I'm done. I think, did you tweet something about award shows about the audience thing? I was gonna mention this, because I watched the Grammy's love that. I loved it. I loved that tweet.

It was Trevor Noah hosting, great host. Thank you, does a great job. They do that thing that I hate and love at award shows where the host hosts from the crowd. So they're like walking around and there was one show in particular, this was near the beginning of the show, where he was standing, the stage was behind him, but there were still tables also behind him, facing the stage. And the guy who plays, what's his face in Captain America and Winter Soldier? Oh, Sebastian Stan. No, sorry. Chris Evans. Samuel Jackson. what's his face in in uh... captain america and winter soldier oh smash the stand no sorry

christmas uh... samuel jackson scroger has a name uh... the weird german guy gets her to robot the the black guy who oh falcon falcon oh my god falcon and winter soldier wow we should have a lot of your money or soldier and i didn't know who you are do you know he's he's yeah, from that show Falcon of Winter Soldier. Got it.

What's his name? My brain just deleted it. Yeah, that actor's name. He was like, I mentioned Trevor Noah's behind me. And he's kind of like turning like this to where he like can't turn all the way in his chair. So awkward. So the camera, so the camera just pointed at the back of his head

and you just see him like the side eye kind of trying to begin frame and looking ahead and looking behind because he doesn't know where to look. Best thing ever. I hate award shows for the same reason. I hate the way that a lot of live professional wrestling is produced now where they have to cut to like reaction shots.

Oh, sure. And I fucking hate the audience. I don't wanna look at them. I don't wanna see them. That's not what I'm here for. And the Mackie, sorry, it's gonna bother me. Stop showing me the people who are also watching this. I'm watching this.

I wanna see the thing I wanna watch. What even broke that wall, even worse for me, was the day that I found out that, especially with the word shows, they're seeing the feed. Yeah. And so they're seeing themselves. Of course. So it's not a genuine reaction at all.

Exactly. The kiss cam. Oh, the kiss cam. I'm going to go and go. Oh, yeah. The kiss cam. Yes, it is. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I always fake. I like it. Sorry to ruin everybody's fun, but the kiss cam for every sporting event. In every between innings at a baseball game show the kid doing the shoot dance from Fortnite. I don't care. That's great. But if I'm watching the baseball game, don't show the audience who's also watching the baseball game, I want to watch the baseball game. I hate it. What if it's the baseball is not happening at that moment? Don't want it. Don't care. Don't watch the baseball game. It's the same thing where when we were doing podcasts live

from sunset room, I had meetings about like, I know we're going to have the Gib-Kam. Don't cut to the audience. I don't want to show the audience. You can show the back of their heads watching the thing. But as a viewer, if I'm the one choosing what we're doing here, I don't want to see the audience. Did you like the audience for that, for the sense that you're roomside?

I think they were. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that.

I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a I find fun. I'm fine with hearing. I don't want to see that. I don't want to try to make eye contact when the cold kidmen threw a TV. Yeah.

To like agree that we agree to something fun. Just don't show, I don't want to see the audience. I just don't ever want to see the audience. Yeah. They're there as a backdrop to the event that I'm watching. I'm not watching the event to also look at people who are watching the event. It is, it's just so funny whenever the host is in a crowd

talking to the camera, like pretend I'm talking to this camera. And then. Okay, I'll pretend you're talking to the camera. If you could really picture it. And like if the host is here talking and I'm someone in the crowd going, yeah. Yeah. Yikes.

That's about right. Just a hot dog. I don't know where to put it. Yeah, I don't know where to look. I'll take a hot dog. You're on a baseball game. You're on a random look. I'll take a hot dog. I'll take it next level. As an audience member, like growing up and going to a lot of like musical theater and stuff like that. I thought you were going to say that growing up going to a lot of the Grammys.

I really bad. I think it's because they weren't just you. I was so excited for you. Whenever, well okay, I'll say uneven on multiple levels, whenever in the audience and the cast of the show comes out the audience, I get really uncomfortable, like, nope, you're supposed to be up there. 100% and I'm supposed to be here.

There's a big, they'd recall a wall. They'd literally call it a wall. They'd like to see it when they come out of the audience and like, put like the blue man group, like, what I hate even worse. It's marshmallows in your mouth? No, what I hate the worst is having been a performer in musical theater is when they tell you,

all right, and this is when you guys are gonna go to the audience and you're gonna perform out in the aisles of like, no, again, I'm supposed to be detached from the people out there. I do like a good, like, surprise audience moment. No, no, no. We're like, you're doing your musical theater and then all of a sudden out of nowhere,

spotlight hits in the crowd and there's like, somebody, one person singing. Sure, sure. I don't wanna have everybody, don't come off the stage. And don't like, don't mingle with the crowd. I don't need to, I don't need to go out working. I don't need to do, I don't need to do,

I don't need to do, I don't need to do, it's an idea. It doesn't need to happen. It's even worse when it is a musical number and they go out into the crowd and then they just find their spot. No. And so, he's, you're like two feet from this person who's awkwardly trying to sing

Shippupi. Right. And you're like, honey, I'm fine if you go back up. It's what pro wrestling, when it happens in the crowd, it's great. Because it never happens very long in front of you. And someone gets hit with a chair and then you go, fuck, yeah, Nick Gage killed that motherfucker. And he comes up and he goes, yeah,

empty came mother fucker and then you fist bump him and then somebody bleeds. And it's cool. She's I saw a tick-tock today where it was like, I guess somebody, one of the jackass boys did some pro wrestling. Uh, Johnny Knoxville had a match at WrestleMania last night. Okay, 75. But like, okay. So it's a Johnny Knoxville versus whoever.

Yeah, but it was, but it was clearly Chris Pontius in the ring. So, okay. I would got very upset. So Johnny Knox yelled like an old man at my TikTok screen. Like, don't you kids know who Johnny Knoxville is? It's clearly Chris Pontius. Since Jack S. Forever came out, yeah, he's not, he's not that old. He's like almost a guy.

I mean, I feel like it feels like he's 75. It's the white hair. It's the Steve Martin. It's Steve Martin. And then he's actually seven. And when Jack asked forever was coming out, they're like, oh, I'll promote it to who are all the other chuckleheads who will watch this shit. It's porousling fans.

So he'll go do a thing at Royal Rumble in January. So he shows up at Royal Rumble. He's just like Andy Kaufman. He gets thrown someone over and toss him over the top rope, whatever. I guess he like doing it so much. They're like, do you want to do a match at WrestleMania? And they went, absolutely.

Sky Sammy Zane's been a pro wrestler 20 years or whatever. I was watching him in like 2004. He had a match with Johnny Knoxville, and it was this no-holds-barred, whatever. So everyone else in Jackass was also involved. Chris Pontius was there and he did the party boy stuff. And we man started beating up Sammy Zane and then gave him like a scoop slam,

like Hulk Hogan slamming Andre the giant. It was awesome. Sammy Zane lost the match after getting hit with the giant hand from Jack S and then getting caught in a giant human-sized mouse trap. That's the best joke of all time on Jack S. is the giant hand. Oh, yeah.

That's my favorite stunt. It's great. When he hits him, it was Aaron's carrying the soup. But it's a little bit of a foul for the soup. It's so good. There's a, there's Johnny Knoxville genuine laugh, oh, yeah, especially in that one. And the soup, because the soup, because he like, I have a visual memory of him doing this kind of hand,

you know, he's pulling himself in. He's so laughing. because I have a visual memory of him doing this kind of hand, he's pulling himself in, he's so laughing. His laugh is all the audience I need for that show. It's so great. It really is the dumbest shit ever. But it tickles a part of my brain that I don't think, I actually had this realization the other day as like, I don't know if anybody's like me,

I don't, I write and delete tweets constantly. Oh yeah. Because I try not to use social media very much anymore, and I definitely just don't like to tweet very much anymore. And so I write and I delete stuff. But often I write and delete stuff. Gotcha, that edge. It does it gets a little bit.

I feel lately I'm like, should I have matured past certain kinds of humor? Cause I feel dumb. I think it's cause I, you know who directed, you know who directed all the jackasses, spike Jones. Yeah, one of the most brilliant outtours of all time. I think what it is is that like, as my kids age,

cause I'm a dad who has older kids, I feel even older and I feel like I should have matured. But then at the same time, I still think that humor is funny. Yeah. And so I have conflicting emotions about it. It's a, it's slapstick. Slapstick's always funny.

It's always funny. It's the easiest, it's like the easiest thing. What does it let it can equal? Kids falling off bikes will never not be fun. Yeah, we were talking about the passage of time today, because if you don't mind me mentioning this, we had a recording earlier, and you had mentioned that you would come out

when you were 30. Mm-hmm. And I was like, that was seven years ago. The last two years don't count. I can't argue that the last two years it all had been a waste of your performance. They really shouldn't. Because I've worked your history for two years.

Nope, I've worked your history for five years. Yeah, and it's like, huh? Well, I just got here. Yeah. Well, I've been asking Eric too, I think you've been here for five years. Nope, I've worked for Rooster Teeth for five years. Yeah, and it's like, huh? Huh? Well, I just got here. Yeah. Well, I've been hosting an Air 2, I think you've been here for five years now. Yeah, yeah, 27, I think. Thank you. Which is that feels like you've been here two years ago. That doesn't make any sense.

That's disgusting. Right, that's not true. That doesn't feel true. I hate that. And then like somebody of the day was saying, like, once you open till your 30s, days last longer than weeks, this is a weird one. And then once you hit like 3031, days go by like that and then the weeks last much longer. Like it's a weird like reversing kind of thing.

And like once I like once somebody gave me that logic, I was like, okay, which makes I'm trying to do like diet and exercise a little bit more. Makes it a lot easier in your 30s, just like, fuck it. I'll do this for 10 minutes and it'll feel like, you know, I can do it for an hour. It'll feel like 10 minutes. Yeah. It's the days that we go right by me. That's true.

And it's, I remember going to a basketball game with my grandpa when I was probably like 18. Maybe like 17. And he goes to SDSU basketball game, San Diego State, and he's like a big supporter. And I just remember driving in his truck with him to the basketball game and he just looks at me, he goes, I don't remember when you were born.

And he was like yesterday. Wasn't. And I got a cool hell yeah, grandpa's cool guy. Nice. I feel like I'm going down dangerous paths a lot more lately of really, I guess, sometimes a glorifying and pining over nostalgia in the good old days.

But my good old days is just like, I was thinking back, I was like, I remember when I would just fill my day by walking over to the local Taco Bell getting a Mexican pizza in a state case of the year and then going over to the movie theater and seeing Independence Day. I'm not having to worry about having any sort of thumbs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like. And then maybe on the way back home, I'll walk by the candy shop that also sells Pokemon cards and I'll get both. What? At the same time, I'm only doing the shit that I wanted to do when I was 12, but now. So like, to me, the passage of time is like,

this is negligible, I don't fucking care, because I'm making Luchador Mass and playing video games and I own a house, I can do whatever I want, so I don't have kids and I'm like real responsibilities, I can take myself out the game, like it's like, there's no longevity, there's nothing, and I'm just doing all the cool shit I always wanted to do anyway.

That was the realization like this last week and we went to the Rincere. Yeah. And like this is the first time for me. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It was great. And this is the first time because I've been to a couple of Rincere's

but I was like in my early 20s, like a teenager and I always had like a $20 build in my mom and dad. And this time I was like, it's both a blessing and a curse because I went to the Rincere and I was like, I can buy any fucking sword that I want. But I don't want the swords anymore.

And it's like, God, like that's the, like, now I'm older, I have a mut, like I've never been to a touch. You have the money, don't want the swords anymore. It's like, God, that's the, it's like, now I'm older, I have a nut. I have money to do a touch. You have the money, but you have the responsibility thing where you're like, what am I going to do with the sword? Exactly. I got a plan to place in my house to put the sword. All right.

But you have to find the things, I think. I saw getting to some of the other producers about this because I'm like, you guys, like, the feedback that I gave to everyone this year was like, hey, you don't take enough time off across the board. Take more time off. Whatever you have to do, take time off. As soon as you get back from time off, put your next time off in, because you need things

to look forward to. Otherwise, you'll get ground down to fucking nothing. So keep putting time off in. So irresponsibly, I'm going with friends, but I bought tickets to go to Vegas at the end of May. It's Memorial Day weekend. Are you a big Vegas fan? No, but there is a pro wrestling show that's happening

that AEW is doing a big show then. So it's like, fuck, I haven't had a vacation in forever. Go there for like that big weekend. Go spend way too much money to stay there, to drink there, to eat there, to have to, whatever. But like, I can do that. I have the means. Yeah. And I just want to have to do all the time.

Exactly, yeah, it's that. So it's like just put your stuff in. So now, you need to be utilizing more. Yeah, but now I have that thing where I'm like, okay, well, that's the time off that I'm taking. It's got done with the live show that we did on Friday. So that was the goalpost that I was trying to hit. Now I hit that, now I'm on the other side of it.

Now I have to have the next thing that I'm looking for too. And it's this, like the end of May. Well, because that's how we were, like, how everything else works until you get turned out into the real world. Yes. Everything is benchmarked. You have a semester, you have summertime, you have, absolutely. Go back to school. And then once you're turned out into the real world, it's like, now you have big lake. You just have expansive water. You just have to look out into it and be like,

oh, great, 10 years have passed. I've not paddled the boat to the front of it. That's one of the reasons why obviously amongst many, one of the reasons why the pandemic and that time period was so abysmal because there were no benchmarks. There's a bit of an honor. I mean, nothing to look forward to. You had nothing to plan. You had nothing to do in a sense, nowhere to go.

And there was just like, essentially this abyss of nothingness as far as the I could see. I hadn't thought of it that way, but I think you're right, because I couldn't, people were like, yeah, let's do like friend Zoom calls. And I'm like, yeah, I can't imagine a life where I look forward to that, I'm sorry.

It's like not for me. Like I can't, I'm on a computer all day for work. And then it's like, hey, check this out. Sit at a computer, a little longer, a screen, look at some different people. And I'm like, yeah, jump off a building. Don't take it. Fuckin' got it, like, hey, check this out. Sit at the computer. A little bit longer. A little bit scream. Look at some different people. And I'm like, yeah, jump off a building. Don't take it. Fuckin' got it.

Like, no. But I think you're right. Like, no, if you have like no go, no goal posts or like no benchmarks, things that you're like driving toward, you just sort of go, oh, what happened? It's January. OK, oh shit, it's June, right? Every day was the same.

Yeah. It's you get up, you do the exact same thing, you do the exact same meetings. Yeah. You do the same thing at night, and then you go to sleep and then you wake up and it's not. Yeah. You just have to have things look forward to it. So I think that's what we have such big memories of the freeze. I think like the freeze had we, like, interesting. Like, had we been at work and then like all of a sudden power went out and we were out for a week and it was like, oh, that's shitty, but everybody kind of works together and you're able to see other people.

We wouldn't have such big memories of like, man, that sucked shitty, but everybody kind of works together and you're able to see other people. We wouldn't have such big memories of like, man, that sucked extra hard. Because it was a thing on top of a thing. Well, it was also the only thing that it happened for a year. It's a very good point. Where it's just like, yeah, cool, I can't make my bread. It's too cold, though.

I can't make my bread. I can't make my sour, though. Mama Mia. Mama Mia. Papa Mia. Baby's got the diary. I think I figured out how I know I'm a media. I'm a media. Pop of the, pop of the, baby's got the diary. I think I figured out how I know I'm getting old. I just love the notes that I'm sure we're going to be getting about this podcast.

It's like we need to be attracting the younger demographic with your guys' conversation. I've said TikTok six times. I mean, that arty podcast. Arty podcast, I don't think we're attracting any new people at the show. You're in baby. You're not getting out. I think that's a big deal. I think that's a big deal. I think that's a big deal. I think that's a big deal. I think that's a big deal. I think that's a big deal. I think that's a big deal. I think that's a big deal.

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I'm too sensitive now. And I'm doing the mom thing of this, like, he's gotta go to the hospital now, he gotta do this. And I'm like, I used to just laugh at everything. Yeah, yeah. My mother still shout out Deanna, maniacally laughs anytime anybody gets hurt, especially her children.

It is hurt, like, especially her children. But like anytime we got hurt growing up, it was the funniest thing to her. And I knew she was worried about it, but she just couldn't help it. She's like, that was very funny what you did. I was like, I'm bleeding. She's like, I know, but I can't stop laughing. Yeah, there's a reason why they show compilations to that stuff in a

buffalow while, you know what I mean? Like, on the Chive TV. Yeah, I watch and beat UBS TV. I'm eating my Asian zing wings, I'm chive TV. Yeah, away. Here. I'm watching beat-ups TV. I'm eating my Asian zing wings. I'm drinking a 32 ounce beer, and I'm watching somebody get hit in the nards. I just want to lose just a little bit of my empathy to enjoy those things.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Because it's a compilation video. I'm sure everyone's fine. Yeah, everyone's fine. At the end of the day, I can't say I can't say it. I'm sure everyone's fine. Not cut to the narrator.

Everyone was not. Like that's what I've learned. There's a lot of those't. I'm sure everyone's fine. I cut to the narrator. Everyone was. Like that's what I have learned. There's a lot of those videos they cut at their appropriate time. Sure. You don't want to see what happens after the cut. Yeah. Very true. Because then you definitely won't be laughing.

Yeah. I'm fine with that. You just have to be nice to dogs. I think as long as you're nice to dogs and everything else is fine. I don't care if people like get, you hit by cars, like all that's funny, whatever. Just be nice to dogs. Just be nice to dogs. Yeah, yeah. Easy cars like all this funny whatever just be nice to dogs Yeah, yeah easy for me

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What should we do for the next set? I want to find a way to have a set where we are not slumped back and chairs. I want it to be more like... Engage. Stools. Or like even like a bar height top thing like stand like a standing show Wait, not standing, but you could like sit on a on a seat that's high enough or if you want to stand and kind of Move around we could we do like off topics set up. Yeah, what is it? Yeah, you just had

four treadmills Facing each other That's a totally different game to show. What a crazy show that. The way to get Gus off the podcast forever. Yes. But I made a joke about that today on Twitter

that I realized after a recent video we filmed in the park for Easter that we have multiple times now. Like I think four times now tricked Gus into doing strenuous physical activity. He's always down though. He is down. But it is until like I think in the middle of these things

that he regrets the saying yes, that he's very good at doing. Because like, we've already released that are you fitter than a fifth grader video? Well, like I saw Gus do pushups. Didn't think I'd see that on my lifetime. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like'd see that on my lifetime. I like how it turned loosely. I made fun of his push-up forms in the video

because it was less like... It was less pushing and more just like his hips thrusting into the ground. Just like that swinging motion. Gus only got one speed. Another thing for the new set, for the Archie podcast. Yeah. Some way where people have the inability to have a laptop.

You don't want guests to have a laptop? I hate it. I hate it. Why? Because I feel like he's distracted away from our beautiful conversation. That's how I communicate with him to go, hey, you need to promote RTX at RTXEvent.com July 1st,

3rd. Yes, that's right. Get your tickets now. That's, and then I tell him say that, and then a lower 3rd to go. But yeah, that's, so that's the only way I can do that. I also like that I like the the laptop because I like to spit bullshit facts and everyone's wrong. I'll be like you're wrong. I know the second perspective it is nice to have.

I just you know otherwise I have to text him and then he looks at his watch and he just hits the okay button. It just goes okay. That was Friday at the live show. I just kept going. Yeah, we're text first. Next person. Next person. Well, that's what you're talking about with like distractions. That's why I'm glad we're about one week away from finally first time getting sneaky dragon in in a studio. Oh, ever? Yeah, no. We've only ever done that show for a long time. We did a live show for RTX, a little one shot. And that was the only time we've ever played D&D together. That crazy live.

And so I'm glad to get everybody in the office because I need everybody to get away from Slack while we're recording stuff. Yep, and that's been my trouble with recording at home is like, as much as I wanna focus on something, I'll still get hit up. And because I don't want anyone else's day to be delayed because of me,

I feel obligated to answer people right away, even if I'm in a recording. You're nuts. And I am nuts. That's you, you're also really, you're nuts. No, no, I'm also really prompt. I am very prompt because I do my best to do my due diligence at work. Unfortunately for people who are messaging you, you, I, this sucks and it's hard to hear.

Sometimes you have to make content in order for people to have meetings. Sure. Talk about the content that we have to make. And I know that might be hard to stomach. I know that's tough. But, um, I'm just want to know who your talking man has to make stuff, shows, and videos. And that might be tough when people are messaging you

and trying to get a reply, but we have to make content in order for people to have meetings talk about. But here's the problem here. Uh-huh. I. This is going to different directions than we were. I'm ready to hear what the problem is. We were talking about WrestleMania and it's gone here.

It's a problem. I am a people, please. I just saw my phone light up with a slack right now. What are you doing? It's Tony! What are you doing? I don't really. I don't look at this year on the RTPs.

You really have to... I learned that in the pandemic was you have to sort of, and I learned it from Patrick too, or he was just like, when I'm doing this thing, when I have like this kind of meeting or whatever, I close Slack because I'll get to it, but the thing that has to be most important is the thing that I'm doing right here, because in order for everything else to work, this thing has to work, and I have to give that my attention, and then the rest, and if people are pissed about that, fuck you, I don't know. No, I mean, you're very right. Who's gonna tell me, Eric, I'm mad at you

because you didn't reply and slack, I dare you, fucking do it, I don't know. Like, who's gonna do that? No one, no one, you don't have the guts. I'm doing that, I'm doing that. I'm doing that this week. You don't have the fucking guts. Yeah, what is this, a production company?

Yeah. I, you know how to have sometimes when like, every here used TikTok, you used TikTok? Yeah. Sure. Yeah, why not? Okay, so a big thing about TikTok is that the algorithm really figures out who you are and really can like tell on you.

Uh huh. Sure. By showing you content that is just so narrowly focused on you that it's telling. And so TikTok has learned that I'm also people pleaser, which I've talked about extensively with my therapist, and we've got made no progress in fixing it so far. But sometimes when people say something

in a very succinct but thoughtful way, it can really stick with you. TikTok was sent to me that was someone saying that there is an attribute about people that we often covet, but don't achieve, and that's compassion. It's a very hard attribute to get compassion. We feel it involves a lot of intent and energy in order to achieve it. But this person challenged me with the idea that the most compassionate people are those

who have boundaries. And that by setting boundaries, you're able to actually be able to, you know, you don't give yourself so much that you're not, you know, helping someone else, or not even helping yourself at all. You're also communicating expectations so that people know that you're doing the thing that you can.

Right. So it's like, yeah, from a place of compassion where it's like, oh, hey, I'm gonna tell you what my boundary is so that when I actually do help you or I am being helpful or whatever you're getting from me, you know that that's genuine. Yeah, and something that I often translate incorrectly that, after my myself, is that boundaries don't me,

don't necessarily mean rubeness. See something that I'm hyper aware of and terrified of is being labeled as a bitch or as a diva, I think especially because we're some of the people who appear on camera for a research team that I think oftentimes people might get the idea that you're above things or not willing to put in the extra work

because we do this stuff as well. And so I never wanna give anyone that perception of me that I always wanna help wherever I can. And so I tend to over extend myself because I wanna be available and helpful to everything. But the way that you communicate, something I've always really valued about talking to you about just the branding in general,

especially your brand, is you're really good about communicating what your brand is and how to make that happen. So where it's like, that's always been, and I've given that note, having like worked with you enough to other people who are up and coming, being like, hey, I work with them,

and they'll be like almost too easy to work with, or like, hey, I work with them, and they'll be almost too easy to work with, or like too accommodating, and sacrifice their image, or their brand in order to accommodate what we're trying to make, and I've given them the note, be like, hey, Barbara's really good at just being like, hey, this is our brand, and this is what we're trying to achieve, let me help you get to where we need to go. And it's like, I think it's a very valuable asset,

and you do, you know, I've never had a moment where I've been like, oh, diva moment, it's always been like, oh, she's just communicating what she knows is important for either your personal brand or the brand that you run. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you for saying that. Yeah. I'm gonna start being a bitch though. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I can, conversely, I retweeted a tweet that just said, great time to be a hater.

Many people suck and most things are stupid. And I feel so really good about that one. That's pretty good. Yeah, I mean, it's really. Do you think stuff sucks more now, or do you think it's always sucked and we just have way more ways of communicating it? I think it's that. I think I think I'm inundated with more things

that suck more constantly. I also think I'm inundated with more things that are great constantly, where it's just like, I think there, I think there, I don't see a lot of great things day to day. Well, no, it's just like, it's like crazy things. Like, oh, here's a trip to Cosmow

that I did a backflip at and it's like, I can't do a backflip, man, I can't afford a trip to Cosmow. I'm a piece of shit, everything sucks. I see, I don't have that. I don't know. I don't, I don't, I don't like it. You can do a backflip and you, you, you, you, you, you. I don't, I don't look at people going,

oh, I went on this crazy trip or whatever, I'm like, I gotta do that. I don't fuck, give fuck what I do, what other people do, I don't give a shit. Man, it doesn't matter. I do math on directors all the time. Like, I'll watch a movie, be like, how old was he when he made this? That's the craziest thing. Why? Why are you trying to go nuts?

All the time. You're a maniac. Yeah, absolutely. You knew this. Who cares? What are you doing? I gotta get there. I gotta go. Like, I, who cares? What are you doing? I gotta, we gotta get there. I gotta go. Like I gotta, I gotta go.

Sweet. I gotta go. I'm gonna die soon, Aaron. We have to get things done. There's nothing to do. You just do the thing that you're doing. It's the thing where, because now, you're gonna remember this moment in 10 years or more.

Sure. Where it's like, you remember when you're 23 and you're like, oh man, am I too old to do anything? Think about a 23 year old coming up to you now and go like, oh, see, dip shit, so fucking, don't worry about it. Yeah, like you're fine. You've got stuff thinking about time as like a start

and an endpoint. Yeah, it's a flat subject. You're like somewhere here, time goes through you. Like that's it. But you only exist presently. And so like, things just come through. That's awesome. This episode of the Joe Rogan podcast

brought to you by me, Undies. So, so, so, so. You're talking about NFTs or, uh, LB? The, oh, art, you know, our security guard does power lifting and like, I'm not your answer, NFTs. I'm not your answer, no. No, you said, you said L.C. Whoever.

He eats two pounds of bison a day. Whoa, a day. A day. Here's the thing. I want to be a bison rancher. So bad. What? I don't even know.

Is a bison a buffalo? Yeah. A bison's a buffalo. And it's just like, I was trying to like Max Cromke used to work here a long time ago. He raises cattle. Yeah. And I was like, Max. And I was like, Max, you're best to talk to him.

And I was like, yo, let me buy a buffalo and put it on your land. And he was like, absolutely not. And I was like, why? They're very destructive apparently. Oh, why? You have to like reinforce all your fences. Anyway, if. Bison. I I was like, why? They're very destructive apparently. Oh, I think. You have to like reinforce all your fences. Anyway, if I don't know who, if anybody's looking to go into the bison business,

I'm interested, willing to invest at least a bison and a half. Who's the billionaire that has the bison farm? Rupal and bison. Nope, it's one of the like the tycoons, like a like Turner or somebody's. He also has a bison like a restaurant. Ted Turner? Oh really?

I did. Ted Turner. What's that? Ted Turner's bison restaurant. Ted Turner's bison restaurant. It is that it is like you make a joke. It's on that level of absurd. It's just a two-shot fight.

That this person has someone in chat helped me that there is a bison restaurant that the bison it's named after like one of our billionaires. It's named after one of them. I'm going to eat a lot of those bison. It's on that level. It's good burger though. Should we ask Mr. Nero what he thinks? Oh, that's what he thinks.

Oh, that's what he thinks. Oh, that's what he thinks. Bobby D. Bobby D. Bobby D. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. I in Georgia, I went to the restaurant, so it's in Georgia. No, then it's definitely Turner. Tad Turner's Bison. Tad Montana Grill. That's the thing. I used lab, but that's the thing. It's Tad Montana Grill.

It's in Georgia. See, we don't need laptops, we have Tad. Citizen Turner, billionaire makes home in Montana where the Buffalo can roam and it's Ted Turner and a cowboy. I talk to you. That's so I need more billionaires and cowboy hats. Is he not must done a bill? Has he done a cowboy hat? I need nothing. So he used to own WCW, but then he sold it. But now he has bison. That's awesome.

Why did you find out that the security guard is a powerlifter? And he started following me on Instagram and and then I noticed, I'm like, oh, it's fine, oh, and then so I came in and I talked to him today, and he was like, I'm just like, so did you like power lift? What the fuck? And then he was like, oh yeah,

I do like strong man competitions. He's, I think, 24. And he's like, I do strong man competitions, and he was talking about like his, like the lifts that he's doing or whatever, he said that his goal for the end of the year is to deadlift 700 pounds He's like, but but I might have to reevaluate it because just yesterday I deadlift did 650 and he showed me the video

And it's him power lifting in socks And he just lifts yeah, you want flat? He lifts 650 pounds Stock seems dangerous though. That's a yes slippery. Yeah, fucking crazy. So he lifts it in my condom And I just went what's your calorie intake for like a day? He went, I don't know, like, he's like, I have a nutritionist, but we haven't like worked out the calories, but I eat like four cups of broccoli, I eat like two cups of rice, two pounds of bison meat, and I went, hang on.

Two pounds of bison meat. How many ounces is that? Oh, 32. 32 ounces. 16 ounces and a pound? Yeah. I can't even make ounces and a pound? Yeah. I can't even make it through a six ounce steak. Right, right, right.

But what if it was two pounds of bison? Two pounds of bison. What if you just had all the bison? That's also like so expensive. Yes, but I think it's really good for you. Oh, bison's extremely good. It's like, maybe other people here know, I'm thinking we got freaks in the broadcast zone Is breast milk breast milk really good for like powerlifting and like guys who are like looking for like super nutrition

It's I mean it's calorically dense, but not but like like human breast milk Doesn't have a ton of fat in it like if you're if you're looking for like Chaloric density you want to go for like I'm not sure if that's what they're looking I know fuck all about breast and two different things. Elephant milks where it's at. What? Elephant milk. Yeah, elephant milk is where you wanna,

it's your like most caloricly dense... You know, what animal do I wanna look like? Why do I fucking know what the most caloric... Don't know, man. Caloricly dense milk is... That's a good idea. Why is that fat rattling around in my head? Okay, let's talk about each other.

You know what each of the breast milk is. What should we do? Sorry. Don't say try all the different milks. No, no, no. So sorry. I do a milk show. Wait, I don't even like milk. What should we do? Sorry. Don't say try all the different milks. No, no, no. So sorry. I do a milk show. When I don't even like milk.

I know I'm milk. I know I'm milk. I know. We're starting the milk show. I hope you know. We're starting the milk show. I'm Drew and I hate milk. I'm not kidding.

We're making a special series that is called the milk show. I'm Jack Turner and I hate Bison. I'm Jack Turner and I hate Bison. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York.

I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York.

I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. probably rationalize, okay, was a popularity of stories, but most importantly, there's just no evidence to suggest that breast milk is a magic muscle builder, but there are its body builder forums talking about breast milk.

This is awesome. Yeah, new mom side hustle, selling extra breast milk to body builders, this is 2020. Oh, God. We gotta do a milk show. It's gonna be called the milk show. The milk show. All of the milk show. We should gotta do a milk show. It's gonna be called the milk show. The milk show. All of the milk show.

We should definitely do a milk show. You were gonna mention something about? I, sorry. So my brain was connecting a few dots as you were talking about a certain topic there about like you were talking about like milk and its nutritional value and that kind of thing and talking about the colorically dense

and that kind of thing. The nonsense. The bison. There is a, have you guys ever bought a perfect bar? There's a little peanut butter bars that they sometimes sell in like shops? Yeah. So they're about this big.

They're not a very big bar, and they're peanut butter, and they're very tasty. But have you ever looked at how many calories are in these tiny little bars? No, it's like insane. They're about 370 calories. Oh, look at lunch. For these little, these little, little, little like tables.

Space food on us. Yeah. And it's because it's peanut butter. Peanut butter is very, very rich. We also have someone on staff who eats too much calories and too much sweets, but doesn't show any problems with it. Chris, the Maris. How many perfect bars could we get Chris to eat in one go? And to like how many power bar how many perfect bars do Chris has to stop?

No, I mean, well, the thing is right. That's what we wish. Yeah, huh? He can't go whatever. Chris vibrates at a frequency. He does see here's the thing and here's the I want to be really clear when we say Chris runs everywhere he goes We don't mean Chris takes a run or a jog, like you or I would. We mean that when Chris has to go

from one place to the other, it's like this. Do you remember that kid in high school? He pranced. With the backpack. He's more of a lean to it. It's very weird. He's got big backpack kid energy. Yeah.

Yeah, it's pretty good. He does it. He does it. It is a pretty close Naruto thing. You're talking about chlorically dense bars, and I really like that idea. I had somebody send me this in for Face Jam, but we've already done this kind of food.

It's a snack. This is a first-strike nutritious energy bar. I don't know anything about this. Or sheet of paper. It's, this one's cranberry. This one's chocolate flavor. This one's apple cinnamon flavor. And this is simply peanut butter.

280. Simply peanut butter. This was just peanut butter. Just ain't nothing in it. These are, these are the things you get at like, yeah, at like, uh, propellant. Erick V, loyal jammer jammer Eric V giving these out.

He did army ROTC and was talking about these. So we've done this kind of food on Face Jam before. So I figured I'd bring here and see if you guys wanted to have some first strike. Cran's first strike. You're trying to say first strike. Okay, so it has like the texture of like this is like best pro shop Cabela's food. That's what it seems like.

It feels like it's very, like those like fruit bars. You know, those like a date bar? Like a date bar? Oh God. This thing is 260 dollars. It's just an energy bar. What's the, there's like an acronym for that? Rice Krispie tree.

Like a cliff bar kind of. Oh, like a whole one of those. That's what it goes. So all we do is talk about old people's stuff and then chew it in the microphones. What a great episode. What a Roostery podcast. Longest running podcast in internet history.

Really? No. No. What is? Do you know what it is? You can just like say shit. I know. Yeah, I know.

Yeah. I don't know. Probably some this week in tech thing or something. Something stupid like comedy bang bang, something that's been running since like 2000, whatever. What is it? Josh? Yeah.

Something like that. Like some bumbumbam, a decent thing or whatever. Bumbam boom. Yeah. I'm going to chat yelling, do not eat those. Wow, look at that color. You will shit a block. Ha-ha-ha. Wait.

I mean, it's gonna come out, it's gonna look like a... That's a cool color. They're not really fiber dance. Gran-barri? What do you think? Marbra. The first ingredient is just fruit base. Alright.

So I did it. That means it's good for you. And that's what you have. I'm sorry. No, just no. Because then there's parentheses. And the first and green of fruit base is fruitose syrup. Yeah. This kind of slaps.

There's prune paste and date paste in here. Y'all see? I'm going to try this one. This one's apple cinnamon. I'm going to give this one a shot real quick. Oh, break it up. Try the apple cinnamon. Yeah, I got you, baby.

This does not look appetizing. Can I hit? This is a weird color. Look at this one. shot real quick. Oh, I'm not a big PSL boy. Don't worry guys, we won't be eating for long. I promise. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long.

I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long.

I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm not going to be eating for long. I'm a fucking slut for six months. Oh yeah. I'm not a big PSL boy. Don't worry guys we won't be eating for long I promise. I mean they're very chewy. Yeah I don't personally care. Sorry be toilet since somebody in the chat. I need more fiber. I'm having trouble getting. Okay I'm ranking them. Pumpkin spice or apple whatever that's number one. I have a cranberry number one.

I think cranberry is number two and I think chocolate is number three. Chocolate one cranberry two apple three. Wow. But I'm not a KSL boy. I love chocolate. Thank you so much Eric V for a snack attack that we did on the Roushchitith podcast. It was a Roushchit snack attack. It was a Roushchitith snack attack.

Something you had mentioned. this is going back way earlier in the podcast when we were talking about crowds and hosting in the crowds and like in Broadway people popping up in the crowds. This was so funny at the RT podcast. This past Friday when we did it live at the theater. The backstage area was completely closed down, I think, for like renovations.

So the green room for us was upstairs. So to get on stage, we had to go down to the main floor and walk past the entire theater of people to get to the stage. And so we were talking about how we- Like from a side entrance on the floor? Yeah, like, like, so- Like, you know, the-

You know, a state side, right? The theater? Our green room was in the lobby, upstairs by the bathrooms. There's like a green room. And we're gonna get to the theater. Our green room was in the lobby upstairs by the bathrooms. There's like a green room. In order to get to the stage, you have to go downstairs down through the lobby and then down into the theater to just just go down to the stage. So there was no stage entrance. No. And so you're talking about like how we want to get on stage and stuff like that. If it should just announce. I'm just in Naruto around what have been the right hand. We did

have Chris with us. But announcing us and then coming in from the back of the theater and coming up onto the stage. And we were like, oh, that makes sense. So, otherwise, we'd be walking, have to go right behind the curtain on stage and then wait to be announced. But people would have already seen us by then. And Eric was like, no.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense to do that. So, what do you do? I just, you're the face you made, make me fucking crack up. He was like, well, if we announce you from the back and everyone knows you're coming in from the back, everyone will be like this. That's what will happen. Right. And that sucks. So we walked everyone to the front and people started cheering and I said, stop, save it. And then everyone stopped and we walked on, yeah. And then everyone went backstage. And then we had hidden surprises and fun things backstage.

That was a fun show. And then I played the theme song and the cast went out on stage. And then we had guests appear, carried close up magic. He did. Chris was a donkey. Gus cut another cake. Yep. Chris was a donkey. Drew had crystal Pepsi a cake. Yep. Chris was a donkey.

Drew at Crystal Pepsi. You set me up, right? You mean, you're the one who set me up. I don't know what you're talking about. Everybody was backstage like, oh yeah, Eric told us to get, no, they kept saying somebody told us to get props. And I was like, props. Well, because first of all, I got invited,

which I was like, this is a joke. There's no way I got invited to be on a live show. The whole time, this is, listen to all of this and understand that none of this happened. This is just true. Yeah, I know, Drew. I know, Drew. Me and Drew, what do you, we're fellow soft boys.

Yeah, yeah, we're all so boys. Yeah, yeah. So that's, I mean, Drew and I connect, I thought I was gonna get pranked. I understand that. And then, I understand where you go. I'm there for a guest spot, I'm gonna get pied and then I'll see you later and I'll get covered

in pickles and all. That's like a second option. Yeah, right. And I was like, okay, so I'm there for a guest spot, I'm gonna get pied and then I'll see you later and I'll get covered in pickles and all. That's like second option. Yeah, right. And then I was like, okay, so I'm ready to be whatever. And then I get backstage and I was like, oh, Eric's like, there's the box of props. And I'm gonna guess, in real time what happened was, Eric said there's the box of props

and everybody else's on the show was like, oh, I know how to do props and then grab some props. And then I don't know how to do props. And so I thought there was some giant conspiracy about like Eric prepped everybody on something and I was the only one who didn't get it. Obviously. And so then I just't know how to do props. And so I thought there was some giant conspiracy about like Eric prepped everybody on something. And I was the only one who didn't get it, obviously. And so then I just came out, well, I think somebody backstage is like,

I guess you can take out Forks. I was like, what are we gonna do with Forks? And then by that time the cake had already come and gone. It was a whole thing. And then I come out. There's a bunch of people who gave cake to you who didn't have a fork, because you didn't have enough of that.

Yeah, I heard you say Forks. And so like somebody from marketing came back and like handed me a fork. And I was like, cool, I'll take the Forks I guess. And then I come come out on stage and the first thing you said to me was why do you have forks? Drew brought crystal crystal. So yeah, it was Brian the Brian was like Eric told me to bring these I mean yet two of them and then you were running behind so you like hey both you're gonna go out and I was like I'm taking a crystal. There you go the Chris I figured it out the Chris has a donkey bit You got to be there live. I'm like, I'm taking a crystal pass. There you go. I figured it out. The Chris has a donkey bit.

You gotta be there live. I'm sure we posted some pictures. Oh my God. I have a video of my perspective of it. Barbara laughed so hard she fell out of her chair and then was on the ground as Chris sat on the lovese in the full donkey costume like this. Yeah.

It looked like a fetish video. It was so bizarre. My favorite part of that was when he went to adjust his helmet while holding a full can of beers. He spilled it every year. He went to go like this to adjust the head part. And he just took the right. And the whole audience went, no!

No! He, I'm perfect. Like, in every way. I have to, I feel like I need to do this more often in our content. I have to express my genuine concern for Chris. Because while everyone else gets to laugh at what he's doing, I'm his boss and friend.

Like, even just today, we practiced a game. We're gonna do a, oh, this is probably, I didn't mean to plug something, but next Tuesday. We're gonna do our first Tales, Tiki Dragon, live show. And it's kinda like a little bit like fuck, I spray shit and that kind of thing. And so we're gonna play an RPG game, not D&D. We're gonna do a Honey Heist.

It's like our spin-off series for still losing the drinking drink. We wanna do stuff live, unless it's a bear's or something. Yeah, it's your bear's and you're doing a heist to steal some honey. It's a one-page RPG. And while we were practicing this,

multiple times in a row in separate sentences, Chris doesn't know the word he's gonna say. And so he makes up words that sound like the word meant to look for. Right, yeah. That, I think the layman, oh, that's funny. To me, I'm like, is he having a stroke? Yeah. Is he okay to get a breath?

Do you have an example of a word? What did he do today? He's, oh, a which in which of the east? Which in which? And there was something before that. That was the second one. Which is what alarmed me that it happened like five minutes later, where when we were talking about he vibrates and just constantly runs anywhere,

his brain's doing that too, and doesn't stop to think of the full sentence. It just goes, well figured out as you say it, and then he doesn't figure to think of the full sentence. It just goes, we'll figure it out as you say it. And then he doesn't figure it out. It just says word. I feel like he's learned that it's faster if he just gets through it instead of holding everyone up by going, uh, so he'll go, which, which, which, which, you get a double, you get a double joke.

But that's the thing. See, here's the problem. I'm gonna also, I'm gonna say, here's the further enigma that is Chris, that in those recordings, like Tails and Sticky Dragon, and that kind of stuff. Chris actually, I don't know if this comes through in the edit, but Chris doesn't really chime in a lot,

and that doesn't do a lot of the chatter when we're doing these things. He thinks through what gum gum is gonna say. Here's the problem though, that means that Chris is thinking through these things. And then when he chimes pipes in, he still gets the words wrong. So he's quiet and it seems like he's really thinking

through picking ways with me funny, but then he still fucks it up. Thrilling, that's thrilling to me. I love that. It's a joy. I can't wait to see him be a bear. I can't wait. We're all gonna be bears. That's thrilling, that's thrilling to me. I love that. It's a joy. I can't wait to see him be a bear. I can't wait. We're all gonna be a bear.

That's, yeah. Drew's not involved in the bear being thing. It just seems like that's a fit. I mean, I got big bear energy. You do have big bear energy. I'm fine with that. Yeah, the whole thing, like, we kept talking like through the honey-hice thing

and talking about bears and everything. It's like, this is just sounding like porn. Well, that'd be fun. What's that at, you know? Four o'clock. 46 on Tuesday, April 12th, live on RTTV. And we'll have actually some brand new exclusive merch that we're gonna release during the stream. We're very excited about. I'm so excited for one of them.

The mug. Slash sweater. Sweater, yeah. We got some. We got some. So mud sweater shirts? Woo! This design, what the fuck? There's a design actually that a community member made

that we loved so much that we contacted on the back. We stole it. Putting it on merch. That's cool. And it's the same design that's on a crew next sweater, same design that's on a t-shirt and the same design some of them. But we'll have a few things that will be will be

announcing for some fun new stinky dragon merch. But then we'll also get to be playing a game. That's cool. Yeah. It should be really fun. I feel like we've been doing like new live stuff and then doing the live show on Friday and everything. Which by the way, a camera just reminded me

that the moment of Chris and Adonky and everything from that podcast is gonna be in the docky series, because they were all the trice, they're still made. Oh, nice. They were covering everything, so. There's a Face Jam documentary thing and so you'll get a similar one for this.

And I think probably it featured like a longer one for the age of one. Yeah, they've been in all of them. And like fun house, they do one for fun house. And so all that stuff. I'm very excited for RTX now. Yes. Like.

I got excited for RTX when we did the road trip in October. It's like that was when I was like, oh, I remember. I remember. I remember. You're doing it, Peter. I love, I'm, I'm, I try to actually listen to our, our content here at Rooster Teeth. I actually like a lot of our shows.

We, we, I am a maniac, but also like, I really enjoy a lot like the, the new ship hits the fan. Awesome show. She hits the awesome. I'm almost through 30 more of the minutes first episode. Oh's awesome. Awesome. I'm almost through 30 more minutes first episode. Oh, very cool. Good. And-

Three more movements from Jessica Vesami and Elise Wolens. And I've not caught up on Face Jam, but I go back and I still listen to Face Jam. Because I think Face Jam's actually an extremely well-made disaster. It's a disaster. And I do remember recently getting through the, what was the, a voodoo ranger.

Yeah. That road trip. And I loved the character of Drew. That was so mentioned throughout this whole thing. What did they call you in it? No, just like, It was just me, it was just me, but it was a version of me. I mean, it was me.

Yeah, it was it. But it's you through the lens of Face Jam Michael. Yeah. And the, whatever weird energy you guys had on your road trip. Yeah. And it was, I would have loved to have been there to be like on team Drew to help you. Yeah. It's there.

There was one night we went to the Big Texan. Okay. And the whole crew, we all got the big steak and the whole. Yes, that's what I'm saying there. And like directing everybody and I was like, hey, this will be a real, I mean, my head. I was like, this is going to be a real treat for everybody. Because it's a big steak place. We're gonna take the crew out for a nice steak dinner.

We couldn't shoot in the location. They just shoot out in the parking lot. And so at one point I look around and the whole crew has set up their cameras and is sitting on the ground of a parking lot. Eating steak. And they're eating it outside. Outside on the ground.

And they keep breaking their knives and forks. Cause the steak's not good. And so I'm just like, and quietly crying, screaming inside, and then listening to Michael be like, hey Drew, we need butter. And it's like, you know what, Michael? You go fuck yourself. That guy right there is eating on the ground.

We just, it ended, like we shot all of this eating like the 72 out steak and everything where Nick is like a vampire and that he's like gone and like not doing well. And then by the end, he's eating the steak and like he feels better. It's a very weird episode. So it ends and then Michael goes,

so why did you guys eat at this restaurant? And then it was what? I mean, you guys, you didn't have to eat here. You didn't eat anywhere. You guys didn't have to eat at the steak restaurant. And we had to eat the steak restaurant because we had to film it. But I had been on the phone with like production being like,

no, no, it'll be fine. Like, it's an extra expense, but like the boys would deserve it. And then like, it was just bad. It was big bad meat. It was definitely not, it was definitely not turners, it's not. Like, wait, and then get a table later. Right, no, we could have done that or gone anywhere.

Or gone, or gone anywhere. Or like gone to bed. To wealth the box. Yeah, that was the options were like, yeah. I have a question about Nick, which I know Nick. Don't we all? Yeah, yeah.

But I'm learning something through the podcast that like, is Nick like a voracious eater? He's like just a bottomless, he's like a, he's a little freak. Because Nick actually is like, the Nick I know is actually the story of like, the Nick who was at one point a little more overweight and really amazing weight loss journey and also literally the nicest person. Oh, sweetest man ever. He But has it just turned into he's just and he's just an eater at these. This is the time when he gets to go back into freak mode.

Okay, so this is, this is fabric. Yeah, like expressing himself. Because the rest of the time he's like eating healthy and doing his best, he has the kid and he's like taking care of himself and he's doing great. Because he hasn't put, nope, nope. No, no.

Doing face-jib hasn't affected this at all. Not at all. It has others of us. But to have, what was the episode I was listening to? Not guys, we're somewhere and you guys are making fun of the fact It affected this at all. No, no. It has others of us. But to have whatever, not Nick. What was the episode I was listening to? Not you guys were somewhere and you guys were making fun of the fact that you like turned away and his food was gone. It happens, John, every single time.

No, we will eat. We will eat and then Jordan will be the first one to finish. Well, not finish. But it's just like, a fast food thing, right? Like, it's not like a whole whole whole whole whole. No, no, no, no. Because they go to restaurants and get like full on like big meals all say. It happens. I, right? Like a fast food thing. No, no, no, no. Because they go to restaurants and get full on big meals also.

It happens. I thought it's just a burger. No, Jordan will be the first one done in the way where he goes, I'm finished with this and I no longer wish to consume it. Me and Michael will eat it and then go like, oh man, I'm full, I don't want to eat anymore. Nick will eat all of his food so fast.

It's like you blink and it's gone. And then he goes, oh, why did I eat the whole thing? Woo, fries. And then he's doing that. And it's just like, I see me and Nick have something in common. We, every time we, and you can ask Michael about it, every time we do an episode, Nick's like, this time I'm not gonna eat the whole thing.

And Michael just goes, I don't know why you tell yourself that. It's a lie, every time. Every time it's a lie that time I'm not gonna keep the whole thing. And Michael just goes, I don't know why you tell yourself that. It's a lie every time. Yeah. Every time it's a lie that you're gonna do that. He is such a great member of that show because he's just a guy that goes, woo! And it like makes a noise and laughs in the background

and you can't see, it's not a video podcast, but you can't see him, he'll put the monkey mask on. When he has like something to say, then he's like behind the board, he'll put the monkey mask on and When he has something to say, then he's behind the board, he'll put the monkey mask on, and then he'll point a gun. And it's like, this is the fucking most unhinged. Does he wear the mask during the recording? Not all the time.

OK. Only when he has something to contribute like that. Then he's in freak mode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's what we discovered on the road trip, was like the monkey had its own. Yes.

Had its own agenda, its own own like Nick and the monkey are two Yeah, it's over a month or so Like I'm actually gonna say something And I'm gonna say it and I actually want to make sure This isn't me besmirging any people group But I'm I'm realizing the way you're talking About how he's acting with the monkey mask Is how I've heard legitimate furries talk about

So yeah why he's got the same way Why they like the suit He used to be the rat at Chuckie Cheese He's talk about. So, yeah. Why? He's got the same way. Why they like the suit. He used to be the rat at Chuck E. Cheese. He used to work at Chuck E. Cheese when he was like 16. And so, he picked up on that like mascot thing a long time. You can't talk is the fucking rat. You got to go, ooh, whatever.

You have to be very expressive with your body. So, he, Michael, bought him this this mask because originally Michael was going to buy him a different animal mask that he was gonna have to wear every time because Michael said the joke to me is he goes, sorry dear, I have to go to work and then grab all these animal masks. But then the monkey thing happened and he, like Jamers picked up on it so fast where they're just like this guy loves sauce and he's a monkey. He's the sauce monkey. You knew it. Fucking crazy.

And so now that's our little Caesar's pizza pizza guy, right? Like he's like the mascot of the show. But that was like the original bit. Now Nick is like outfitted. He has like a little hat. He has like a jacket. He had a little bow staff where you hit a button and it pops out.

It's like a magician. Yes, it was really crazy. But you're right. He has that ability to like go into like mascot mode really fast. And it's very good. Someone just said don't look at Nick's TikTok. Why? Oh, that's cool.

All thirst traps. Hell yeah. This is so fun. It's just, it's just, it's the mug. Butt cheeks as far as the eye can see. But he's great. He's really cool. And he's very good at what he does.

And he has like a whole audio department that lets us do these fucking audio podcasts that we're doing. And you know, she's one of the people like, it's good to talk about go back to people pleasing and not one to bother people. And that kind of thing. That's me constantly not trying to bother people, but having to do my job. Nick is on the on that short list of people that I really appreciate. Yeah. How genuine I know he wants to help, and he wants to do his best to assist these productions

to keep talking about that we have to do. And I say short list. There's a good group of amount of people here that I really appreciate those people, actually the majority of them are actually in the fucking room right now. They're people that are like been really helpful, especially even recently, filming a lot

of our stuff, being in stuff. If you saw recently, one of our TikToks that did really well was Kayla running down these halls as a murder runs after. In our show, in Prodambush. In Prodambush. And behind the scenes, and in front of the camera was Cody. Cody is the murderer and that thing. Oh really?

Oh, you did a very good job. He's got the murder. I feel like Cody has played the murderer in a number of our kids. Well, he's got a great coach. He has a great, he has a great character actor, body. Like I have actually a lot of friends from, you know, theater and that kind of thing. Yeah.

They have a very, you have a very, like, expressive body. Doug Jones energy. Yeah. Yeah. Like I a i've actually and uh... did it did it basically uh... uh... uh... what was the x-men movie that was the uh... the last one that was a the x-men

no it was the ones about the kids i'm talking about bitch uh... new mutants new mutants new mutants there's a bad guy in new mutants who's this like slender man looking kind of character that is like haunting Colossus's sister magic and Fucking stupid name. What a mouthful of Marvel Hi, I'm magic immediately. It's with a cave

Hell yeah, Hell yeah. But you won't, you won't guess what her superpower is. Is it magic? No, it's not electricity. Is it a close magic? It's just slidin' in. She wears a fedora. She teleports and has like this like final fantasy bust or sword made from her soul.

This sucks. From her soul? Yeah. From her soul. It's made from her soul. Alright,. From her soul? Yeah. From her soul. It's made from her soul. All right, whatever. So what about this? There is a character in this movie.

It's a bad guy. That is like, my buddy's in it because he has this, he's a dancer and as he's very, very long and lengthy. Pressive and spotty. And he's that character because they need those kinds of people to be character. He plays the sword. He plays the sword.

He plays the sword. You know, she pulls out the sword to fight the dead. No! That's how he sings sound effects, clean claim. If that happened, magic would be my favorite She has a man that comes out as her soul. I'm Cody Shit that's fucking awesome. Oh, that's so funny. I Would now it now okay, so we need the milk show and We have the show where John explains X-Men characters. We are Eric We don't have a show where a kale explains the Bible. Oh We are Eric. We don't have a show where Kayla explains the Bible. Oh, man. Oh, we talk to you. Wait, what? If I get drunk, I'm good. I'm good. I'm explaining the Bible. I feel like.

Kayla does this thing. She's done on the podcast a couple times where she explains something from the Bible in such a understandable hilarious way. Yeah. Yeah. That we just have to make a whole show. Yeah, that's She's a very Bible-versed. She's very good at it. No pun intended. Yeah, well maybe some. Maybe not. She definitely knows that stuff inside and out and I think that would be a very funny show. When you were doing that Face Jam tour thing of my Bob, you had Drew with you. I did have Drew with me.

Something I'm gonna, we're complimenting people to someone who's complimenting Drew. He's not gonna be comfortable about it. There's a couple people at this company, actually I would count all three of you in this bucket of if they are involved in something or on set for something or just like present, you feel comforted.

You're like, this person has a handle on things. This person knows what they're doing. Oh, that's good. I am not concerned. And like, that's something that, when Drew was doing blood fest and a bunch of stuff for us, I was just like, Drew's got it. Thanks. It's a very, very responsible gentleman.

Very trustworthy, very capable, responsible. Just all of you guys. It's all I wanted from the live show on Friday, where it could just be you guys walk in and then it didn't have to be, so what is this? I can just go, here's what it is, don't worry about it. Yeah, show up. I feel that way.

Yeah, you did a great job with that. That's all I wanted. And then, like, me being neurotic and being like, yeah, what about this? Do you have this? And then I went home and I laid down like this, more be a great job with that. That's all I wanted. And then, I went out. Especially me being neurotic, being like, yeah, what about this? Do you have this? And then I went home and I laid down like this. Morbius style, and then I went to bed. Oh, don't wait a second.

Hang on, wait a minute. Barbara, what do you think Morbius, Barbara told me she doesn't know what Morbius is? Barbara, what do you think Morbius is? Right before the podcast, we were talking about Morbius and I was saying to Eric how I have no idea what this movie is. I don't know, I've never seen a single thing for, never once talking about this weekend.

And you said don't look anything up. You're gonna ask you about this on the screen. What is, who is Morbius? Morbius is a superhero, but he's evil. Kind of like Venom. Kind of like Venom, yeah. Okay. And he wears a long black cloak. And what does he do?

What's his power? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is more be I like what's his intention? He could make himself face through walls. Okay. Okay. Anything else? Just that. And sometimes I'll ask you if you want the blue pillars. No, that's. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don John Cena. No, no, I gotta tell you that you can't spoil it because there's making sense. There ain't no stupidity. Beautiful.

Beautiful as a code. Barbara, yeah. What do you think the movie Morbius is about? Like, like, don't, it's not like, oh, give me beat for beat. Just like the big picture. What does he have to overcome? Yes, that's a great story. What does he have to overcome?

He's a baddie and then something happens in his life where all of a sudden he realizes he wants to do good Uh-huh, and then once he does good something bites him in the ass about it And then he returns to being evil. Oh, and then someone he loves gets hurt and then he goes back to being good Oh, okay, how'd she do? I mean, I mean what she just described was like a generic hero story What it seems like Morbius is. Okay, is it a superhero movie? Yes.

It's a Marvonovic movie. It's a Marvonovic movie. It's a Sony Marvel movie. Sony Marvel movie. So when you said Venom, you actually were pretty good. I'm not correct. Because you also is a Spider-Man character. Morbius is a villain from Spider-Man.

He's an antiheroes, what I would call him. I call him an evil vampire who a Spider-Man fights. He's an anti-heroes, what I would call him. I call him an evil vampire who, a Spider-Man fight. He's not evil. Okay. So I was pretty close. It's not just based off the name Morbius, which I'd never heard of before. My favorite version of Morbius, after seeing the film.

It's not still the Fox kids Spider-Man. 100%. You didn't realize we were watching this kid, but now you realize that they couldn't mention Now, still the Fox kids Spider-Man. 100%. Where in hindsight, you didn't realize we were watching this kid, but now you realize that they couldn't mention or show blood. Yeah, right. And so they gave him suckers on his hands. What?

Like five suckers. And said he thrives off of plasma. Because they couldn't even say blood. And so he's going up to people. And he's just like, like, like on their neck still, he was still taking their neck plasma. And that's what they did in the cartoon.

So he is a villain. Yeah, he, but does he turn good? He's, he's a doctor who was trying to like do good and in that process, you know, bad experiment turns him into a living vampire. And now he's like torn between the living vampire. You know, being a living vampire

because he's not like an actual legitimate vampire. He's a vampire. Turned to it. Yes, it is. But. I just not expect that. Yeah, it's a bit. You even know that about Morbius?

I know, I, not a single thing. Awesome. Other than people were joking about seeing it. Who's the villain? Like who's the antagonist? Horbious. Also, more obvious. It's a, there's another vampire man.

Well, I don't want to spoil it. Who gives a shit? No, it's more because then the problem is, John's going to get shit for it. I don't want to spoil it. Give me shit for it. I don't care. Here's the problem. Here's the problem.

Cause I think I could say it, but I don't watch trailers. Is it a Spider-Man? No. Is it Doctor Who? No. It's one of the Doctor Who's. It's Matt Smith. I don't know who that is.

Is it Doctor Who? It's Doctor Who. It's Doctor Who with Doctor Who with Doctor Who. It's got to be in the trailer. It's got to be in the trailer. No. You got your phones? Yeah, the real gond.

Yeah. Yeah. Looks like a Doug Jones or Cody. Cody. Cody's like, yeah, yeah. Looks like a Doug Jones or Cody Cody. Cody's like, we've been trying to stop Morbius. Cody's the villain. No. I serial killer. Just a sword again.

Jared Leto, the reason I want to talk about Morbius. You want to talk about Jared Leto. The worst man. The more news came out today that he had more method acting on the set of Morbius, where he was like method acting. Is Gerald Lada? Disabled. Gerald Lada is Morbius.

He's more of a... Not what I was expecting. He's more of a... No, that was expecting it all. I guess a vampire, that makes sense. Yeah, he was like method acting. Like he had like the, like the morbias disease or something. He would walk around on crutches all the time.

So yeah, and then that shot, I don't know. This might be shocking. The movie fucking sucked. What? But he was delaying production for 40 minutes at a time to go to the bathroom. And so finally, the director was like, can you just get in a wheelchair

and we'll have a PA push you to the shitter so that you can use the restroom? And he was like, yeah, so on. Because he would break character. Like, you would just stay in the crutches or he just wouldn't break character at all. I like that he was a crutching. Method-acking.

For dog shit. That's so cool. To go all the way to the office. I have to be in the mind of more 18% of Rotten Tomatoes. I am more me. I just want to see it now. I actually. Mr. Generation's G. Lee.

It wasn't like that. It wasn't. I feel like G. Lee is this generation's. I'll be sure if I. If what? I actually I don't want to say this, but if I'm being honest, it wasn't, I feel like Julie is this generous. I'll be sure if I, if what. I actually, I don't wanna say this, but if I'm being honest, it wasn't that bad. Like, I thought Carnage was way worse.

Yeah, Carnage was terrible, it's a train wreck. Sorry, I don't mean, I should not talk like this. Some people might like it. I don't like to shit on people. I do. So, the only reason that I care about this thing is because my friend told me about the discord the official morbias discord Do you know?

No, I don't know about the official morbias discord and you have to wait every 10 minutes to post and you have to gain Morbius levels in order to like post gifts you have to be level 10 you have to be a level level 10 Fucking more bound in order to post gifts and then now the movie sucks So now all the people in the discord are like, we're mean in the fuck out of this thing. Here's so they have started mount up, not just mount up for more. We are mounting the more pollution, which is the revolution involving more. Yeah. Here's the problem. We the people. Here's the problem. Is that it is, it is most likely on track to being a financial success.

Oh, yeah, because people are gonna go see it. They're gonna hate see it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's even like it was even shot No, it was cheaply. It was only a like a $75 million. There's nothing else in the field. Wow. Only a 75 million What are you for a front? Like a super-out movie? That's very cheap. I guess for me. There was nothing else in the theaters We have to make ambulance number one. I'm only seeing ambulance in $1 million. Oh, me and Tim G are seeing ambulance in 40x because he said, bro, you fuck with ambulance and you said, you know I do. And then he said, these are two brothers bonded in the wages of war.

They're back home and you know they got to get paid. What the fuck? And I said, how does he always have something to do? Bonded in the wages of war they're back home and you know they gotta get paid How does he always have something? He's got it. He's got it ready. Let's do it. Does he just have a bank of these? I don't know So vast that he just pulls him out. This is Michael Bay's next project looks like a Michael Bay movie from 2004 It is looks wild not ambulance. What's the one after that? No, I'm doing it. It looks like a 2000. Oh, yeah Looks fucking nuts. Yeah, oh there's an interview with that? No, ambulance. It looks like a 2000. Oh yeah, it looks fucking nuts. Oh, then there's an interview with Michael Bay

where he was like, ah, some of the shots suck. I saw that. I saw that. That. He's so sick. I can't even be a fix. He says there's some BFX in the back. Like, now, everything everywhere all the time.

That looks awesome. I was like, I'm going to see you opening night of South by. How is it? I'm telling you nothing. I would recommend everybody, everybody in your friend you can see it. I got out see it opening night of South by. How was it? I'm telling you nothing. I would recommend everybody, everybody in your friend's you can see it. I got out of it. And it's one of those movies you can tell you,

like, how do you pitch this? I will tell you two things about that movie that as a filmmaker made me cry a lot. The first thing was, they listed all the PAs first before the cast. Well, it's fun. Like not executive producer, not Jay Stinkertis. Wow. Here are our production assistants. Here's the cast. Well, it's fun. Like not executive producer, not Jay St. Curtis. Wow.

Here are our production assistants. Here's the cast. The second thing was, and the movie, again, these are the guys who did, that turned down for what music video is from Sarmie Man. They're very VFX oriented dudes. That movie is insane with its visual effects. Yeah, I've heard. Had seven visual effects are just on it.

That's it. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's it. And there's probably hundreds on it. Hundreds and thousands of people on another movie. Just ambulance. Yeah, exactly. Seven of their good friends from college

who did their music videos with them were just like, hey, can you come play with us? Yeah, just the coolest. That's very cool. So excited for everybody to see it. This isn't like the selling point in the film, but there's so many aspects. The film is an amalgamation of genres,

and which is in blind with the whole multiverse kind of element of it, but it evoked old Jackie Chan films. Yeah, sure. She's down to the most minute detail of what makes Jackie Chan films and shows you. Like fantastic. It was just there's moments like that where it takes you into these genres, and you're just like, like, fantastic. It was, like, just, there's moments like that where it takes you into these genres

and you're just like, this is amazing. Yeah, she's like, she's fantastic, like, Kung Fu actor, like, it's, Hong Kong, that's impeccable. The supporting character, the guy who's your husband. Yeah, who was the guy in the goonies? I can't remember. He is amazing.

He's short-rounded in any of the templates. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so he's like back. And like, all. He is amazing. He's short-rounded in each other. Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so he's like back. And all the performances were amazing. The whole thing, the fight sequence with the Fanny Pack is fantastic. Yeah, he has this most disarming, like, like, timid voice.

Like his voice is very high pitch and it's very sweet. And then he can turn it, because he's like, his character turns a little bit. And you believe him as an action star. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. I really like Michelle Yeowellot, where people never from Crouching Tiger or whatever. She was also in Shang-Chi, right?

Yes. And what she saw for us. She's just such a, she's been around for so long doing Hong Kong action films. And just like, as like a stunt performer, man, she's so good. Well, that's so good. She is so good. That's what the synopsis of this film is that it is a love letter to her. That's great.

That's great. They made this film as a love letter and then pitched it to her saying, we want to do this. We should do that. No one else is gonna get this. We should do that with Cynthia Rothrock. I'm just letting everyone know.

She's another Hong Kong action star from the late 80s, early 90s, and then if you go on Amazon Prime and just search blood-faction LA Cup Guns 2, like that kind of stuff, she's just in all of those, and you go, she's fucking incredible. So Cynthia Rothrock, you're next.

We gotta let's make her do movies. Okay. I saw people in chat asking what movie we were talking about. Everything everywhere all of the time. All at once. Everything everywhere all at once. I kept saying it wrong as well. It's a, it's a theater now.

It looks really good. It's an eight point four. The violence comes out. What, what, what, on the same level of Barbara with Marbius. What's the ambulance? I don't know what ambulance is. Why don't you listen to what's going on? I don't know. Other than it's a Michael Bay film, Jake Jones Hall and Elliott Page is in it. I have no idea.

Why don't you explain it to us? Yeah, go ahead. What's ambulance? If it's a Michael Bay film, then it's some glorification of some sort of ambulance driver who's probably called to do something. A bum beyond what a normal ambulance driver has to do. Like any probably used to be in the military, but beyond what a normal ambulance driver has to do, like, and he probably used to be in the military, but now he's an ambulance driver.

And so then he gets put in a situation where he's got to use the military stuff. Okay. It might remotely close. That's probably close. I actually don't know either. I'm going to guess. My guess is Jake Chillinghall. Yes.

Is an ambulance man. Okay. He like, is the the driver. Yes. And then there's another actor who will go like oh, yeah that guy He'll be the guy in the back of the ambulance and then a giant earthquake. It's LA Having to be ambulance boys throughout the city as they yeah, that's what I fix it's pretty good Big one hit my theory. Yeah, absolutely. I'm a police. We're gonna give three theories here

And then we'll find out who's right when the ambulance actually comes out. Mm out. My theory is, Jake Gyllenhaal is the voice of the ambulance. And it's a surprise, sequel to Cars. This is the Cars 4. Wow, the ambulance. Yeah, they're hiding the first part of the title. I'm looking it up. Okay, well, Jake Gyllenhaal and his friend are guys who were in the army and then came back. And Jake Gyllenhaal is a, I guess, you would say a thief, they would do like,

thief things. And then this guy's trying to go straight, but bro, they are brothers bonded by the wages of war. They're back home. They know they got a high screw. So they go to rob a bank, heat style. And then they steal, there's like, I goes wrong and somebody shoots a cop and whatever. And then it's like, I goes wrong, and somebody shoots a cop and whatever, and then it's like, oh fuck, now we're wanted, we're wanted, we're wanted. Steal an ambulance who is the driver's like a Victoria Seeker model,

but she's an ambulance driver, and then they are trying to like save a cop that's like in the back of the, but then all the LAPs, like, say the same thing. So Michael Bayfield and the Victoria Seeker model, right. And then all the shots look like this. Yeah, right. It looks

pretty cool. Oh, very good. How did they get that? Wait, did you prepare that? Do we have we always had that? Wait, does it? Is it is a robotic? Can it pan around? Does it turn? I don't know if we have the control. Ew. Ambulance. I don't like that. Okay, now do John, nice. I don't like that. Look at me. You can see my faded roots. That's cool. So yeah, we have that. Now me.

If I got to find it, Barbie, you have to find it. Whoa! Can you find it, Bar? Whoa. Well, I think that'll do it for the podcast tonight. Thank you, when you keep looking at it. Thank you, Barbara, I'll end it. You keep doing that.

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