Rooster Teeth Podcast - What Makes a Puppet a Muppet? - #446

Episode Date: August 1, 2017

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Our sponsors for tonight are Fort Knight, Jersey Mikes, and me undi. We have to go out there and wait for the mic. Yeah, finally. Yeah, I'm so excited about that, because I almost tweeted, that's legit. Yeah, Jersey Mikes is always tweeting at us with fanfare stuff and I was wondering

I said, we have a wonderful ever could Jersey Mike is a sponsor for any of our stuff sure enough come in today You know, they sent in a one-se for Michael and Lindsay's baby for Iris really yeah to send in a little it said like mini sub on it And it had like a little Jersey I don't support that. I'm not fucked up Babies are delicious though, they look delicious. I'm really excited. I've always said that. All right, speaking of stuff on Twitter,

that aggravates me, not the purchasing mic aggravates me, but I had to talk to Tyler about this. Tyler, somebody wrote to me, they watched the RTA about my friends in college who I knew who dognapped Texas A&M's mascot. And they thought I was just a made up story. And then they looked it up and they saw this article from, I don't know, it was from my Agination, which I guess is traditions in Texas A&M.

And one of the things I mentioned was that Reveley was dognapped in 1993. And then specifically mentioned the felony charges that they were threatening, the university was threatening my friends with at the time, which freaked them to fuck out, you know, because they're college kids, you get level of felony at them, they're just gonna ruin their careers and their lives. Well, how long was it for? Like, wasn't it like two to 10 years or something like that?

Yeah, it was because Reveley was, Reveley's the name of the A&M mascot, it's a colleague, border collie, right? Well, yeah, if anybody is not familiar with Texas A&M, like, it's, uh, it's a good school. Like, it's a good school. If you can get past the fact that it looks like 1980s, Moscow on campus,

that the best restaurant they have in town is the Dixie chicken. And, uh, what else is great? Oh, I had a hundred friends. I had a friend once say that if the world was to have an inema, the hose would be attached in called station now When we're talking about the dog specifically this dog is the head of the core cadets at Texas ain't it? That's kind of weird

13 or 12 I can't see the number third. So that dog like a third is bread oil That Bernie it's what it's bread from incest. All right, we're going down a trailer. We're making fun. Like that's a true story. Like it's in breeding. Like that's dog number, you know, a same, you know, just brothers and sisters. That's not throwing like full shade at Texas A&M University. Right. They were our biggest rival, our biggest rivals, Oklahoma. But A&M, we were their biggest rival, right?

For years and years, then they left our conference, went to the SEC. I remember when they did that, I was like, good luck. You guys are gonna get tampered. And they still are. Well, but they can, like their first year, especially the SEC, they did really well. There's Johnny Mansell and that whole thing. Yeah, we don't really play them anymore as a result,

which kind of sucks, you know, because in their fight song, it references the University of Texas. Well, the whole thing is like, you know, with all due respect to A&M, it's a great school, but it's the, it's a world's worst case of penis envy. I mean, the whole song is about beating Texas. They go to a place called Fish Camp, which they get brainwashed, you know.

I mean, this, and the thing with the dog is crazy. Like, everything in Texas A&M is a tradition. So like, with the dog comes in a class and barks. Wait, why the fuck is that dog? Because the first time I've heard this is a dog. It is like a revered position in the core of cadets, whoever's the keeper of revenue. And those everywhere with that person can use that a part like, hey, I think of that dog shit on the weekend. Is that number? Listen, yes. No, probably, yes. I guess there's one where if the dog and the barracks if it jumps in a bed with you,

you have to sleep on the ground. Oh, sorry. This is the thing that the dog barks. They have to dismiss class. Yes. That's a tradition. You have to leave. No, true story.

True. That sounds like a really great way to everyone in the room to antagonize a poor dog. Yeah, rile it up. When Texas A&M is an institution that is very storied in tradition, they value tradition. One of the fucking traditions they have is stealing our mascot. The Bivo is named Bivo because A&M students stole Bivo. They've branded the entire side of the cow, the entire side with the score of the last

game, which was 13 to zero. And supposedly the legend goes, university students took the 13 to zero, dash 13 dash zero, and reworked that into the word Bivo. And that's where the mascot got its name. Well, Aggies have always been good at screwing things up. So like they fucked up the whole thing. No Bivo, there is such a sad matter. So basically, such a weird kind of thing.

So what they did was it was 13 is zero. So 13 V zero, but they put the one and the three two close together. So it was BVO. BVO. So their screw up led to the most recognizable mascot and most profitable mascot in the country. Tyler, if you'll be a pressure, you don't like A&M. No, they're fun. Like you have to have the bad to enjoy the good, and they're just goofy little people. They're a lot better. But I just point out that it looks like Tyler

is giving a TED talk right now. I mean, let me tell you about Genswell. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. They're good people though, really. They're great. I got fired up though because these guys,

I knew in college, they dognapped Reveley. It was very funny, but then the university went into panic mode after they had bragged for years constantly that our mascot has never been stolen. I think they even said there's was the only NCAA mascot that had never been stolen. That's asking for it. They're just but hurt. And it's a threatened kids with like felony. felony that's that's ridiculous.

I mean, they weren't harming the dog. If they had done something to the dog, That's a different story, but just kidnapping the dog and let's let's be honest here. They did the dog a favor. If that dog was to be anywhere in the world, it would rather be in college station or the number one dog city in the country in Austin. It can go everywhere. Go down the way. And like travel and spring. We got dog restaurants. You know, I don't think they have those yet. College station. We have dog restaurants. Yeah.

That 1993 we there's a restaurant called yard bar on Burnett Road where you can take your dog. They have little dog ice cream like it's ton of fun. Okay. Now you make it. You can do it. Now you make it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, all the time, but you also want to go out and be a social alcohol drinking fun person. Come to yard bar where we have a little pen for the dogs can do their thing. Give me a little ice cream, shout them up, have your drink.

It's cool. I like yard bar. It's great. Yeah. But the end of the day, stealing college mascots has been happening for years, decades, and it's happened multiple times A&M students stealing the University of Texas mascot. Leveling those felony charges was, I thought, a super low class move.

And I think I thought I'd actually put their dog in danger because I know it sent those guys into a panic mode. They didn't know how to get the dog back. Well, how are you gonna get the dog back? You can turn over the dog. They're gonna know who's you and slap some cuffs on you. I mean, I don't know what you, it's just. So you know what they did.

They had a tied-to-treat leg travest that called a radio show. I believe it was a sports talk radio show. And then they were hiding, watching to make sure the dog was okay. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's Dude, I can tell you never had close. What, why would you first? I'd be like, let it go. The dog's not gonna snitch on you. Yeah. There's like a million places you can take the dog. You can take it to a shelter and then clap. Nobody else is mad.

It's probably me. It's probably me. Sniffing actions at them in a lineup. And Mike. Maybe you just say you like me or something or put treats in the other suspects pockets. Oh my god. It's a lot of ways to go about this.

It's a lineup, but no, who did it, girl? Who did it? Oh, class dismissed. Investigation's over the dog bark. Here's all I'm saying. This 1993 if memory serves, and this is now gonna be the 25th anniversary of when that happened next year, next December. I think, Texas St. M University and the Corps of Cadets

should issue a formal apology for overreacting and trying to scare college kids with a potential felony charge for doing something that they had done multiple times. Yeah, whatever. What Tyler, I enjoyed your textbook. Yeah, so appreciate it. Hey Tyler. Yeah. You're looking real good in that tank, bro. Thanks, I enjoyed your pet talk. Yeah, so appreciate it. Hey, Tyler. Yeah.

You're looking real good in that tank, bro. Thanks. I'm going to go hit the gym. I'm out of here. All right, bye. Are you really? You don't want to shake the gym from here? Yeah.

You know, we're going to sit here and talk for an hour and a half and drink beer. I can't think of the last time I went to the gym. I think it's been a fortnight. Is that how Gus does it? I don't know how he's like, he's going to add rain because I got an add rain. I'm going to fuck up.

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I was very good. No, you did way better than Gus. Also a better segue. I'm pretty sure I broken the mic. That's fine. Fortnite as a term in America, not widely used, I found out. What does it mean? Nor is it right.

Correct me if I'm wrong. It means two weeks. Two weeks. Yeah, supposedly comes from the term 14 nights. Yeah, I would believe that. Yeah. It was like the LOL of old English. Yeah, I do want to shorten that shit. No one had time for 14 nights. Fuck out of here. Use Fortnite in the UK. Yeah, you do. I mean, I didn't really. We'll do it in a fortnight I heard it often how often in your life are you making references doing something in two weeks from now? Yeah, right. Well, you know, it is helpful because there is always that debate about we're recording this podcast on a Monday. Yeah. So if we're going to do something Monday, whatever Monday,

I'll go for fourth, fourth, fifth or sixth. Yep. That's the one. If we're going to do something that Monday, do you call that next Monday or do you call that Monday? Hey, Barb, let's go out for drinks Monday or next Monday. If it's today's Monday, so I would say next Monday. You would say next Monday. If it was, if it was like tomorrow, I would say Monday. And once the day is past, that's when you could start saying it. See, it's confusing though, right?

I fuck it up all the time. I'm constantly saying next Monday or next whatever, just because in my mind it's literally the next one. I don't know what you want to do with Monday, you go or next Monday. See to me, it's like the coming Monday is Monday. I would work if it was the next Monday. So I mean the next Monday.

No, I don't think so. I think it does. So if I said, hey, let's do something next Tuesday, do you think I mean tomorrow? No. I would think you mean next week. Yeah. Dammit.

There we go, Gav. I feel like we had this a weird blurred timeline. I think the day has to appreciate it. I'll talk a bit about week. Yeah. Damn it. There we go, Gav. I feel like we had this a weird blurred line right now. I think the day has to be. I'll talk about it again a bit about this recently. Okay. And I don't think we agreed on anything. It's been a blast to see that, Mowers.

It was mainly about this Monday. Next Monday. Oh, one year like let's do something, or like this week, or the day. Like I might say, hey, Barbos, go for drinks this Monday. Today. My brain just went what? Yeah. or like this week or the day. Like I might say, hey, Barb let's go for drinks to this Monday. Today? My brain just went what? Yeah.

I would think you mean a week from now. But it's because we are already on Monday. Yeah, this Monday. If you were like, let's do it today, I'd be like, well, I know what that means. If you said, hey, do you want to go for drinks on Monday? I said, this Monday or next Monday? Then that means the coming one of the last.

I feel like that's the same day. Yeah. This one I have for dates. This can also be in the past. Yeah, that's what we're getting. Yeah. This can be in the past. But it?

This can't be in the past. Yeah. No, yeah, you can't. It was this Tuesday. Yeah. When you refer to the Tuesday that just happened. That's what you said it with the English in, right? Yeah, no, I know.

I know. I know. I know. Right, when did that happen? Monday. This, I haven't seen this last Monday. This lost. I would never say this Monday. It happened this Monday. I see I would say this last Monday. This lost. I would never say this Monday. What about this past Monday?

It's like, when did it happen? Happened Monday. I wouldn't say it happened this Monday. I would. You would? I don't know if you would. I don't believe you. I don't believe you.

I think you're wrong actually, Barbara. I think you're more of a past Monday woman. What have I said Monday for tonight? But we know exactly what that means. Have you ever heard of the phrase, let's do it Monday week? No. We say week from Monday in America.

Is that a British thing? You know a week from Monday. Well, no, Monday week? Yeah, that means. Yeah, exactly. So what is someone today that a week from Monday? Tuesday next. I also get confused about a couple is definitely two a

Few is I think it's supposed to be three it gets more I fuck up a couple a lot I'll say like yeah, I got a couple of wait what am I referring to I got a couple of Meebo's back at my place I don't know why I'd ever say that but like Ample of a Meebo's not specifically to I'm gonna fuck it up. I fuck it up. I know I'm wrong I know a couple days from now. It doesn't necessarily mean to I'm too like the handful of amoeba's not specifically too. I forgot to cut it up. I fucking up a lot. I know I'm wrong. I know. I'm not.

That doesn't necessarily mean to. I'm just imagining miles and the dude with the dog from A&M in a bar together. One guy's like, I cleaned up the shit of the dog and miles there. I got a couple of amoeba's. That's my place. Yeah. I got the gold Mario.

I got the gold Mario. What do you think about that hot stuff? What would you think of I said, let's do something in a month Monday? A month? Monday. You had like a stroke or something. I'm gonna say it'll be okay.

I don't like, I don't make plans at 400 minutes. It's 20 days. I would say 28 days. To me a week is a month is four weeks, even though I know that's not right. That's just how I do the calculation in my head. And a month Tuesday is 21 days. Ugh. What? No Tuesday is 21 days.

What is this? No, it's me. He's like, what is it? It's just like the British school system. I was trying to see how far I could go with it. No, yeah, no, I don't believe you for a second. Yeah, but it gets confusing. And I think that's like one of the things about this tough about learning the English language

is all the contextual stuff. Like even miles just saying it's slightly different, like completely understood exactly what you were saying. But you don't get that. You don't get inflection and tone and context when you're learning a language. Or in writing. Like, if you tweet something or text something. That's gotten me in trouble.

I think it's got a lot of people in trouble. When you text something or tweet something and you've gotten inflection in your head, but it doesn't quite come across. I have that with email constantly. Yeah. I'm always like, here's a cheeky, sucky email. And then let's do a week's later someone's like, that's such a rude, sucky, sucky, suckastic.

If you respond to an email that says, nah, like of course we're gonna take it as you being rude. In my head it's like, nah. I do that all the time. I'm like, you're a fucking thing. I do that all the time in email. Yeah, nice're fucking big. I do that all the time in emails. Yeah, nice. Yeah, you want to do this thingy for thingy.

I'm like, nah, especially a big long explanation of why it's important. Everything is right back. Nah. You guys are jerks. Because of that. I'm actually saying, yes, I'm just being funny and saying. Well, you're being like, Gavin's actually just saying, now.

Yeah. No. Like, we're going to prove the new vacation policy for the whole company. It's going to allow people to take as much vacation as they need. And then put morale and all this up. They send to the executive management staff and I try to back, nah.

Forget about it. We need that. But in person, that would be funnier than just NAA, shit in the email. Exactly, yeah. And I agree with that. Because of that, I now use it. What happened?

It's wrong with you. It came right up. He tried to drink it, Beer was like, nah. The mouth was going to pass me over. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, so, um, Don't get your beer. Because of that, because of my fear of constantly being misunderstood

as being like upset or something. Because I knew a person that they couldn't stand if I just responded with sure. Because they were like, oh, it sounds super impressive. Or okay. I was like, oh, no. Like, I mean, it's like, yeah, sure. But they took it as sure. Every time.

So you either had to add the exclamation point or an LOL. Oh. See, oh, a no G2, but like I don't even use LOL as like, oh, that's funny. I'm like, I don't know, I don't know. I personally, I think it's kind of stupid LOL. Just so it doesn't crum across as person,

I think it's kind of stupid. See, for me, I feel like the the LOL comes off as past progressive a lot. LOL. Yeah. I feel like when you say that, do I really? No, I just, I'm just looking around the room and conversing. LOL. To me in that context is like, you're smiling at me while you're insulting me.

Exactly. Like, like, like, Ellie did you on the Thursday podcast. What she did you? She's very properly tearing Gavin down I was good. Yeah, so many people agreed with me. I was impressed. No, they did they did it was it was evenly split Yeah, well she getting on you about not to rehearse it was like a British price fight They were both talking about etiquette for about 20 minutes and it was one of the most entertaining discussions of etiquette I was curious. Yeah, it was it was a good it was a good back-of-force you guys did like a one-on-one podcast right? Yeah, I think go. Yeah, it was, it was a good, it was a good back and forth. You guys did like a one on one podcast, right?

Yeah, I thought go. Yeah, that went really well. Do you feel like a lot of positive feedback on it? Too crowded now. Yeah, too much time. Wait too much time. Nah. I go Gavin, you know this story, but Miles, when,

between the time I was divorced, and I met Ashley, when I was dating in there one of my favorite things I heard was a Girl who over text didn't want to talk to me anymore? She's and she said it's so hard to talk to you I never know what you're thinking because you don't use emojis That's literally what she said. She was dumb. I miss her Do you think she liked the emoji movie? Dude. Yeah, you?

I have a question. How, I know you. And I feel like no matter what, even if your kids beg you to take them to the emoji movie, you still wouldn't do it, but you still, you went there. Their mom sabotaged me. They have a lot of Sathy emoji movie. Crying.

Their mom sabotaged me because they're going on vacation. And so I was like, hey, I'd love to spend some time with the kids this weekend. She goes, she goes, yeah, yeah, no problem. Cause we have a real flexible thing where it's like, if I know I'm not gonna see him for a week, it's like, wanna bank up my days with El Kiddos. And she's like, yeah, no problem.

She didn't tell me that she had bought them all take like 10 kids, take it to go see the emoji movie. 10 and a half. Ashley took the molet with me. We tickets to go see the emoji movie. 10 and actually took the mall with me. We all we all went and saw the emoji movie. So the same pack. There's a thing. Have a zero percent on rotten tomato. It's so terrible. It's so frigging terrible. They they wanted to license the clip from YouTube to using that movie. I don't think I've ever responded to them. Oh no, I know exactly

where they would have gone. But uh, yeah, I guess like that, I didn't. Good call. Yeah. Yeah, there's so much of apps featured in the movie as well. Yeah. Some of the lines are just so fucking bad. What is it even about? A bunch of emojis come to life and then wreck shit. There's so much wrong with this movie.

So TJ Miller, who is on what was on one of the smartest shows on TV, Silicon Valley, great fucking show. And he plays such a great pivotal character in that show. And then he gets in this emoji movie and Deadpool and other stuff as well. But he specifically referenced when he quit Silicon Valley that he doesn't wanna do things like play the same character over and over again

for six, seven years. He wants to parasail into the Cann film festival, which you fucking did for the emoji movie because that's I'm paraphrasing here from memory. But he said, that's what's next in funny. Like that's the next big thing in in in comedy. Did he also say that women aren't funny? I don't know. I don't remember that.

I couldn't sworn I saw it article every male comedian says that at some point, like tries to like make that point and embarrasses themself. But it's then you watch this. So TJ Miller's character is the mech emoticon. Oh, he's like the main guy. He has like the mech. What you could just sell to,

it's like this, the whole movie feels, you could feel the pitch in the boardroom at Sony Animation, with like, yeah, let's make it about emojis. And this won't be like a classic narrative, you know, just follow this guy and it's like, what is the plot line? So this guy, this meh icon,

and the reason why he's probably the main character. Wow, seven percent. See, there he is in the middle there, the meh icon, or emoji. Is that poop behind him? Yeah, that's surpassing Stewart. That's surpassing Stewart. Oh, good no.

Surrapatric Stewart. I think James Corden plays high five too, the high five icon. They've got terrible the whole way around. I know James Corden plays High Five too, the High Five icon. They've got variable the whole way around. I know you talk about him more, it's really terrible. It's not ironically terrible, it's just terrible. It's really a bad movie. Can I make a guess as to what the moral of the story is?

Go ahead. That you don't have to play the role that you're dealt. Yeah, I don't, okay, sure. I don't think my guess could be, like he doesn't want to be a man. Cause he was like, I can be happy. And then they had a fucking well That's why he gets in trouble is because he makes other faces besides Matt. There you go. Yeah, and then you know

What is the target audience for this movie? Well, listen the kids in the audience were entertained by it. They were I loved watching those like straight to video Disney movies that are terrible as Or as a kid, I was like, fuck yeah, return of Jafar, Iago's got two songs. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't remember a bad Disney movie as a kid.

Like the straight to DVD or VHS ones. I, okay, I didn't see a lot of sequels. I didn't see like Cinderella or Little Mermaid too or whatever the fuck they had there, I don't know. Pretty much everyone is like, and then the children of the last heroes learned the same lesson that their parents did. And it's never the same cost. Like they replaced Robin Williams with the permacimbing.

But he came back in the third one for whatever reason. He was fooling out with Disney for a while there. Well, he was because you know what they what the whole drama with the land was with Robin Williams, right? Mm-hmm. So Robin Williams was going to be in a hook. That was coming out around the same time. And he was- So Robin Williams? I think it's so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, was assured that it was just a bit like side part. Yep. And he wasn't gonna be like a huge part of the movie. It was a laden story.

It was jazzed in the story. And the genie was just there for some like comedic effect. I think it took a rate well below what he normally takes. I think it did that movie for like $800,000, which for Robin Williams is, you know, and for a movie. Yeah. I'll look it up and see what he actually took.

So, but then him being Robin Williams like, he's in the booth and he goes off with his whole thing. What he's gonna do, a bunch of like pop references and funny voices because that's just two He is and what'll do in front of a hot mic and the directors and writers went. Fucking keep that take keep that take take. Well, we'll animate a bunch of bits like we'll add it all in because it's really really funny. It was like marketed around the jeans. Yeah.

And then it came out and and Robin Williams was. Sorry. Was way off in gratitude for his success with touch on pictures good morning Vietnam Rob Williams voiced the genie for sag scale pay of $75,000 Versus his normal asking fee which at the time was $8 million And I think one of the stipulations he made was that they couldn't mark the movie around him Exclusively and that's all they did was they market and then they put them on merchandise and everything else. That didn't so.

It's got the best song too. I think it is Will. It specifically says that no one else can take over the role from him or something he has in his will, something about the movie Aladdin. It was not a good experience. So they say you and got a friend in me and I was like, you're blending together too. I just want to toy stories. So he was great in Aladdin. He's so good. You ain't got a friend in me and I was like, you're blending together too. I just watched Toy Story so. He was great in Aladdin. He's so good.

All those musical bits. You know what I love to see? I'd love to see, you ever see classic cosplay? Like I'd love to see Jessica Niggory do like, Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie. Or something like that. Yeah, right? She would make a great one.

She would. I was like, I wonder why you don't see that stuff. I guess because it's like the context a lot of people might not get it. Jessica Niggory could make anything look great. She could be elf I was like, I wonder why you don't see that stuff. I guess because it's like the context a lot of people might not get it. Just kidding. Just kidding. You could make anything look great. She could be health and be like, yo, I need cats and everyone would love it because she's

you're great at what she does. So talented. Which one's the puppet with the bin lid on its head? The puppet? The grouch? Yeah. You think that could look good? Oh yeah.

Which one's the puppet with the bin on it? I mean, you got it, didn't you? I had no idea that credit. You got it. He lives in the bin. Yeah. It was always on his it, didn't you? He lives in the bin. Yeah, it was always on his head, though, isn't it? Well, he pops out and it's like it's his door to his house. I feel like he always has it on his head. He trapped door.

Well, he's in a garbage can. So when he comes up, the lid's on his head. What was no accurate about my description? Listen, we totally got it. Because I don't think of them as puppets. You just trouncing on our child traditions. You know they don't really. It's a puppet. Don't trouncing on our child traditions. You know, they don't realize puppet. Don't run this for her, don't run this for her.

Who makes a puppet a puppet? Jim Hanson, I think. Is that what it is? Yeah, I'm at the end of the word, muppet. Is that what it is? It's a muppet is just like, just use the word muppet to look trademark. That's what I'm talking about.

Difference between a puppet. Okay. Could that be the title of this podcast? Who makes a puppet a muppet? That sounds like a Doctor Who's book. Doctor Who's Doctor Who's. Doctor Who's Doctor Who's. They're really, one is a Zeus.

There is a moment though when it's like, this thing could be a puppet, but no. Did you hear about the new female Doctor Seescare? A puppet. How do you feel about that? The female Doctor Who. Yeah. I don't have an opinion on it because I don't

watch Dr. Who. I know there are some people that think it's like non like it doesn't make sense with the story and it doesn't actually like, it's like wrong for the story. Yes. Not the sense that it's a woman, which I again have no opinion on because I've never watched any Dr. Who. I don't know the story line at all. But I'm always happy to see more women and stuff. So. Yeah, me too, me too. And I was surprised. At first, I was watching all the people reacting

to the backlash. And I think I've talked about this on the podcast, but I feel like now I'm like two layers deep where I never see the initial offense. I only see everyone on my feet outraged by the offense. Yeah, and in this one too, it's like, I really, I did try to go to look for people who were mad about

there being a female doctor, and I couldn't find it, but I could easily find one of the old doctors was annoyed about it. Really? Who's upset about it? I don't know if I should call them out. Who? Ellie.

Yeah, yeah. I was just texted her to come talk about it if she's here know if I should call them out. Who? Ellie. Yeah. Yeah. I was just texted her to come talk about it if she's here. Okay. No, she's here. I was very surprised to Ellie's upset about it. She's a big doctor who fan and I think that like it's non-canonical or like there's some type of thing where it's like it wouldn't make sense within the plot to have a female

doctor based on like the way they regenerate. I don't know anything about doctor who regenerate or. When they die or like the body is too damaged, they just generate a new body. But they've already broken through how they've recast the same role. Cause Dr. E who was only supposed to be able to regenerate 13 times to my knowledge, I could be getting this wrong too.

But then they were like, nah, he can go right. I think I want of them, they like forced him to regenerate. It's like a punishment. I don't remember. Where's our resident Dr. Huxford? She's at the gym, I think. Brandon. It's like a punishment. I don't remember. Where's our resident, Dr. Huakshburg? She's not the gym, I think.

Branded. Does that be the law? I got texted actually to see if Ashley can tell us about this too. I'd like to quickly praise myself by the way. Jim Henson said the name Muppet came from combining the words puppet and Marri Net. But he also said that he just liked

the way the word sounded. There is no defined difference between a Muppet and a puppet other than the link to Jim Henson. So it's just Jim Henson now. It's true. The Henson family nailed it. So and then Kermit's one of the muppets. And they just fired the voice of Kermit.

You know this? He got fired. I knew he wasn't doing anymore. What are you fired? I'm using the word fired in a project. They just said they're recasting his role. That's fired. Yeah, I can't do it anymore.

Yeah, and he's very devastated. Maybe they didn't renew a contract. Maybe there's some nuance here that wouldn't define it as being fired, but he wanted to continue doing it, and now somebody else is doing it instead. And it's gonna be a female, and everyone's gonna lose.

You know what I mean? I don't know if a lot of people who can do Kermit's voice pretty spot on. Can you? No, I can't. Can you? You're good can't. Can you? You're good at impermanence. It's the frog here.

See, that's great. That's great. I would tell that to the phone me. Do you know a voice that fucking nobody can do that I've ever met? John. Donald Duck. What everyone does that voice. Let me hear you Donald Duck.

I can't do it. I mean, everyone besides me. Can you do it? No. I'll help you. Give it your best shot. I want you to give me your absolute best. Yeah, I can do a mad. I can do a mad. I want you to give me your absolute best.

Yeah, I can do a mad. I can do a mad. But can you say like, I can't do that. That's like you were in like a radio that had best stats on it. We, Linton, I just were at Florida Supercom and we actually did a panel with some other voice actors. It was the guy who plays Steven Universe and Steven Universe. Don't know what that is, but it sounds great.

The cartoon Steven Universe? I assumed it was the cartoon part. No, it's too way fappy though. It's very progressive. And then we thought that we were real actor and have a voice actor that voices you. That would kind of suck. Yeah.

And then... The cartoon character. And then the guy who plays Freddie and Five Nights at Freddie. Which, I don't know that video. I didn't even know he had a line. He has a voice. Freddie or like it's like some character. Does he play that he must play the guy in the answering machine? I think the only guy know the talk. Yeah. As far as I know, I didn't play it past. Maybe I have that. Actually, you want to jump in here and talk to us about Dr. Who?

Dr. We're talking about the controversy surrounding the controversy of the doctor now coming back as a woman. The other doctor, you can probably mention. The other doctor was mad because boys lost a role model. Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck off. Like a female can't be a role model for a boy.

Yeah, no. And like there's not enough to choose from. That's it. Uh, actually, so what tells us what we should know? What do you want to know? What is conanically, what is the problem with there being a female doctor? It depends on which sort of part of the canon

you're looking at. There never has been, but there have been female time lords. Right. So there's been like time lords and like time ladies, but they've also had time ladies. Wasn't there someone specifically in the show who was reincarnated as a female and that was a specific plot point? Yeah, so the master, which is the doctor is sort of nemesis regenerated into a female

and it was Missy who's been a big character the last couple seasons and by the way is amazing and So that was really kind of setting up for this to happen for them to get the audience used to the idea that Time Lords can change gender But it's actually been hinted at for ages like in the 80s one of the like like original Riders or creators on the series was like, it could happen. It'd be nice if it happened one day in the future. And this is the future. Well, if there's a character that's ever gonna become

or be recast as a female, this character to me makes sense because the character regenerates all the time. If we're now 13th doctors, that's correct. Yeah. So now we're 13 just by sheer probability we should have had 6 to seven females at this point. Yeah, and there's also a time gap between certain doctors where they've clearly been gone

a long time and they could have regenerated several times in the time between. A lot of gaps between when they've reached that show too. They completely regenerate all their cells to the point where their hair and age and eye color and voice is different. So that makes sense that you might not have a knob when you do it. Our chromosome, yeah, would be different. Has it ever gone the other way though? Has a female character ever been recast as a male?

You ever seen that? Oh, wow. Like there's a female Thor, which I want to nuts about the female Thor too. And one point, Thor was a goat, like a space billy goat, the Baderay Bill. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, when they took it over and it said, but I can'ty goat, the Baderay Bill. Like, fuck yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't think they took it over. And I said, but I can't think of a time. When's the time when a female character

was recast the male? Is that happened? I mean, like Barbara's saying, there's not that many. I assume it'd have to be sci-fi for it to make sense. Which is the thing, that's what this all comes back to for me. I feel like of all the types of fans he pissed about this, sci-fi fans would have been the last people I would have pegged to be upset about, like, some progressive changing it up.

Let's look at this in a different way, type thing. Like, really? I didn't see much controversy. Did you actually, did you see much controversy right? Or did you see the people responding to this controversy? So first I saw the people responding to it, but then if you look at any of their actual official announcements, it's just filled with vitriol.

It's so weird. Like of all of the characters to be upset about like being a woman for a little while, it makes perfect sense for the doctor. We're talking about a time traveling, alien with two hearts that changes all the time. And has been wondering why they weren't a lady in the past. Smith regeneration.

He checked himself. He thought I was a woman because of, because of like, you like, check hair and was disappointed. He wasn't a lady in the past. That Smith regeneration. He checked himself. He thought I was a woman because of, because of like, check hair and was disappointed. He wasn't a woman or a ginger and like, was like checking all here. Being like, no, still a dude. Yeah. I'm looking at Twitter.

I'm looking at Twitter a lot of people saying, yeah, it's been confirmed in the show that it's possible for a time or two, swap gender. And a few people saying, I know a few people that are very upset about the wound, or the doctor being a woman, but those people are always mad about something. I feel like that's a lot of the internet.

Everybody just wants to be mad about you. Did you post that vine or that video of that, oh yeah. Oh shit. I'm gonna look it up real quick. Pro DZ, there's a guy who's a voice actor and YouTube personality. Like a Zation guy.

Yeah, this is Zation dude. And I gotta, I'm gonna look up his and YouTube personality. Like a station guy. Yeah, he's just a station dude. And I got, I got, I'm gonna look up his name real quick. He's really funny. Oh, you know, but the guy who does the RPG stuff? Yeah, Archibald. He's got the great guy. Songwon Cho or Pro ZD. Yeah, yeah, Songwon, dude's fucking hilarious.

It's funny you say it because I was just watching videos from him. Have you ever thought about approaching him? Okay, there he is. Yes, yes. It's not from him. Because it's like somebody like that. He's such a good voice actor.

Yeah, it's the stuff that he does. You have to go watch these videos to get it. But especially if you love like JRPGs and tropes in that, you have to do so many great videos around that stuff. He has a fantastic video that he put out recently about when you're watching a series for the first time with a friend and they really cling to a character that you know is going to die later.

And how you react to that. Yeah, now check it out. Some long pro CD. Very funny guy. Yeah, I'm bummed that I haven't run into him on a con yet because he seems like a very cool dude. The dry. You know, we should do that.

We follow each other. We tweet and like and go, he's funny. I don't tell them. Yeah, it's real cute. He's funny. He's funny, buddy dude. So with that telling these spoilers,

you guys all see Game of Thrones last night? No. Bob, Bob, Bob. I got home at 2.30 in the morning last night from... That's no excuse not to watch it, Bob. I totally get that. No, fuck you. You're gonna be on the podcast, did I, too?

I, I, I, I know. I'll get out as Gavin would say. But we don't tend to spoil shows the day after they come out, anyways. I mean, you're gonna walk into this room and hear about it. Oh, speaking of which, let's call out the fucking podcast crew for a second. Actually, you wanna get back in here so you can weigh in on this. Jesus.

Okay, so there was a discussion that took place on this stage. I'm very disappointed in all of you about. We should put the entire crew on the... That's our hotline crew. So we, after the great... This is a couple of weeks ago now. And great worm, and what's the name of the character? Who's a Dineris?

Missande. What's the name? Missande. Oh, the Pretty Girl. Yes, so pretty. Which one? Greyworms, good look. They had a sexy to go.

Oh, I bully me, I saw that. But it was the question. It's from what's going on downstairs. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's that? I don't understand how that's a question. I think he's got no penis. Okay, Miles? Yeah, I thought that they mut how that's a question. Um, I think he's got no penis. Okay. Miles?

Yeah, I thought that they mutilated all his generals and stuff, and it's all just, it's all just not even there. He's specifically described as a unique and the army of unsullied or unix, right? And it bent the saying that in the game of the game, pop up up up up on there, in the game of Thrones, wiki, in the lore, unique means what? Okay. So this all started with Mario asking if, if Gray Worm has a penis, right? Yes.

We looked it up, which Unic's. It's not a mirror's business by the way, but go ahead. Yeah, Unic's, for what we found out, don't have a shaft or balls, but with, in the Game of Thrones wiki, there's like some discussion that it's different for like in the books or the TV show, it's a whole thing that she threw us in. So there's no actual definition. There is a chance that he still has a shaft just not the balls. Yes. But in earlier episodes, the unsullied was seen just cuddling with hares. Yes. So we think they

don't got nothing. I just think that they grabbed everything and just went. I would assume it's all gone. I would assume it's all gone too. So, okay. Virus is all gone. But still, a person would crave physical contact, so it's nice intimacy and they have together. No, it is going. This is where the podcast crew revealed something about themselves. And we are ashamed. They did not understand why Greyworm went down on her.

I would point out. Can I say the number of fingers that just went up behind Gamers? Mm. Well, actually, he said most. Can I say can I say the number of fingers that just want to buy gamers Actually said most and I was on her side from the start. So I just want to point that Ben ladies Always open he knows we've taught him well Merrill you got it We need to upgrade the rear.

Bring this to the sidebar. Mary, tell me what they told you. Oh, God. We just tried to discuss it. Shit. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Fuck you.

I don't even know how it came up. I know. You were asking about Greyworm. Right. If he had a dick. Right. And if he had balls or no balls. But we were just talking about the episode.

Didn't they just press this belief that he went down on her? That's the root kind. That's the thing. All right, all right. Huh? Shut up. Shut up.

So we're sitting on that couch. It's a beautiful day. Okay, much like today. I'm going to say much like today. And so we're talking about the latest episode. And I was like, hold on. Does he or not have a dick? Because I had read on the Game of Thrones wiki

that he didn't have a dick. I mean, no, no, no, sorry, that he did have a dick, he didn't have any balls. No balls, yeah. And so, what's that? Yeah, you and I were debated. Yeah, and so I had seen it the night before and then we were talking about it

and I was like, yeah, I was like, maybe he has a dick, I'm not sure. So then I was like, I'm gonna ask Twitter and see what Twitter thinks. And then these motherfuckers were like, well, if he had a dick, why would he go down on her? Why would he spend so much time going down on her? And I was like, well, I feel very bad

for any lady that might have been in the middle of it. Did I say or not, did you do anything? You got girlfriends? I'm married. What's my set? What was the year? What was the year? It was it. Hold on. I'm married Hold on that pork

My question was not about why he was doing it But why we were so focused on that and we didn't see what he had going on But I don't matter. We want to see mangled Beame heavily, but no, no, that's a completely different subject But she took it as why would he bother doing that? So what you're saying is the question you were posing was, why did the director spend so much time showing and provide oral sex when we could have been seeing mutilated genitals?

We're gonna see both. Fairness. It's about fairness. I will say this, to your defense, last night's episode without spoilers, then what I consider to be two major events in the Game of Thrones universe and they both happened offscreen. They both were left in a moment where something was going to happen and it all happened offscreen. It's like,

these are big moments, dude. We've been building up to some of this stuff, showing it the fuck on screen. Don't tell me what's going to happen, show me what's going to happen. They definitely showed us with Greyworm and his girlfriend, though, because that was a pretty fucking nice graphic shot They have both of them have very nice hot dude. That was that was pretty hot. I was pleased. Yeah, yeah, solid Oh, by the way, just that visual would need a call. I would call it actually this is gonna. We're loop Got upset that the nudity in Game of Thrones last night was just Jamie Lannister's butt and I was super excited The new to the Game of Thrones last night was just Jamie Lannister's butt and I was super excited about it. Did I let us just fly without it?

Yeah, I was worried that the new to the mic just be for Joe double fist microphone. That's it. No, there was more new to the you're spoken for in the next scene. All right, down to one mic. Fine. This is a very game. Hey, do we want to talk about your your your infidelity this week.

Which one? I got tweets not stop about Gavin. Were you there? You could have put a stop to it. What's this? Ashley's you know, Ashley has a thing you put a camera at her. I guess all the rules are out there window. She's making out with Barbara on the is that your term of making? I don't know. I feel very happy. I was going to have to talk about it.

We haven't even talked about it. We haven't even talked about it. We kissed. We gave a pick. Bernie, you can kiss miles right now. You've kissed more dudes than women at this company. I don't know that I have. Kiss Carrie. I don't know if everybody kisses Carrie.

Yeah, that's fun. He's gentle. I have a kiss Carrie. But now she's licking Jeremy's face on the fat. She was licking icing. We didn't really make contact with the face. She was licking icing. I didn't, we didn't really make contact with the face. There was too much icing. Yeah, right.

I think that's a leverage. And it was delicious. It's a lift. Go a little, go a little taste that Jeremy in there. Yeah, go ahead. Taste it. It tasted so hairy. You did it.

It was like two cheek legs, but then you went for bed. And that was, that was commitment. That's right. That's because there was a chunk of cake in the beard. I kissed Max Crunky recently and kissing dudes with facial hairs weird. Yeah it is. That's gotta be strange.

I don't think it's strange for a woman. Depends on how long the beard is, especially how long the mustache is. Because if the mustache is creeping into the lip part, you have to like lift it. To find a lip. Do you lift it with your lip? No, just with my the lip part, you have to like, like, lift it. Just find a lip. Do you lift it with your lip? No, just with my fingers.

No, you don't. You like, you like grab their face and like, the thumbs push it up? Do some of this. Yeah, actually. You do not. You like the hair out of the way? I don't believe you. It's like, you have to go in for a kiss with someone with a beard and you just go,

hold on, let me get my comb. The way you're describing it, it sounds like an uncircumcised face is the way. The way you can motion it. It's the whole of the face. Can I come here for a sec, Ben? Can I use you as just a quick, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.

He's like, I'll hold down to it. But no, just come here real quick. I just need to see your face. So Barbara, you're telling me, can I just get a little, like, you go on, you're like, oh, you're so beautiful. can we just get a little, like you go on, you're so beautiful, and you just do that, and then go in, when you say, when you do it, I want a kiss bed.

Now when I see that, I always want a kiss. Way more attractive. Thank you, but, thank you. I guess you kind of go in at like an angle, like, go, like under the mustache. All right Barbara, I know this is no, is open, but I gotta ask. Hey, wait, I've been fucking shit on

for bringing up sex topics on the spot. What are you fucking? Oh, wait, I'm just throwing that. So what is over, I mean, actually you can weigh in too, if you wanna break up. What is the percentage of people that going down is part of the standard routine? I mean, Muriel, she would say 100%.

I'm sure. I don't want to, I guess I could be graphic because I'm usually graphic. Would you say give me a percentage? I don't need it usually. It's a 69. So that sounds like a low percentage barber. No, it's just in terms of like,

when I'm like in that moment, I'm like ready to go. Yeah. Like I don't want to waste time. Wets are then an Autos pocket. That's the one. She sits cries. I'm a fan for play. I don't like skipping that.

Do you not like it there? No, I like it. Yeah, for sure I like it. But your mentality's like, we could be fucking right now. Let's. Yes. Hi, guy. I'm, ah, that's like, that's like skipping the previews

before the movie. You want to see if you want to see that new James Bond Daniel Craig's in it's probably I just want you to note the look on Ashley's face. I would say it's it's like 80% 80% offer Yeah, or just do it or just do it. Yeah, 80% I feel like you're like a 95 no I'm saying for other people Other people I'm saying for other people I'm saying of like in your whole roster like me and hey wait a second example burns and me and the two other guys you've slept with It's right. It's fun to do that like yeah for like a percentage of just that's part of it I don't know maybe a third maybe a third Not no, no, no bad

Look, I've had lazy boyfriend's sad So sad, do we still a bottle opener for this? Oh So apparently Ashley's been dating the podcast crew See, I mean, I think part of it too you want to go down on people because it just adds to the fanfare Hey speaking of fanfare. I want to talk to you about a legendary sandwich. Actually, it's more than a sandwich. It's a sub. And a damn good one at that. They're giant subs. Just got even more legendary because now you can order from Jersey mics online. Right now, when you order your sub online, Jersey mics will hook

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His kids to this day bring it up every single time. Like Matt's disappointed something, they're like, yeah, it should have had more fanfare. Oh, that's great. And I gotta say, like, I don't often hear that. He's our audience when we make a joke on the podcast. Who is Matt's kids? Like, they can't let it go.

They can't let it go. Like, honey, doesn't spoil. Unfortunately, my kid that's like, if Teddy, especially, he watches the RTAs more than anything else. There you go. Matt, what's up? There's Matt with the sub and the tub. So upset. They, uh, this was a couple of months ago, but they sent, or maybe it over that two years ago or so, they sent in like little, uh, what are those called? The things you blow in

and goes, well, party favors. Yeah. They were those cold, uh, blowers. I would call them party cuz is nothing that we roll out, but that's what I'd get It's funny that we don't know what those are called. They like street. No anybody anybody know what those are called Party roll ups. No, I know party favors But they sent those in a bag with a picture of Matt RTA character that said like Jersey Mike's fanfare something like that. Yeah, pot, because they must have a big fan that works with the company there. Speaking of which, we talk about language a lot. We don't know what these things are called that Barbara just mentioned. Someone pointed at something that I was actually pretty surprised by because I like the way

language is based typically on early language is based on things that we did before like technology and society and civilization came along. So some of our most basic language is from like basic human existence. Case in point, if you need food, you are what? Hungry. You're hungry. And if you need water, you are thirsty. If you have to go the bathroom, you are what?

Pooey. There's no word for that. Isn't that weird? There's no word like hungry or thirsty, but for having to go to the bathroom. Well, I think it's because those you're consuming something, you're the thing you're ex something, yeah, they're saying you're expeling something. I guess so. But it's just like,

but you would say I need to go to the bathroom. You have tired for when you need sleep. Yeah, if you say do you, do you wanna go and get dinner, you would say yes, I need to eat food, you know, it just sounds weird. You would say I'm hungry. And I don't know why, I never thought about that before,

but I thought it was a really interesting point that something. So if you had to invent that word, I don't know what would it be? Pistful. I don't know. I'm a filipist. I don't know.

What would you use for it? Where does, where does, where does, where does, where does, where does, where does, where does, I'm toilie. Toilie. Toilie.

I like toilie. I'm gonna have to toilet. I'm gonna have to toilet. I'm a bit toilie. I'm a bit toilie. I need toily toily I like toily I'm a bit toily I'm a bit toily I need to leave. I'm toily. This is gonna be the new selfie Toily that was the thing we did on the answer Yeah, actually ended up taking off a little bit because of like Bethany and Gus the stay man. She was born Nothing's gonna take off I've heard a lot of people say, instead of so, they say soy. What the? Soy thirsty.

You never heard this? Like all beans, obnoxious. Bethany and Patrick and all those people do it all the time now. I stand by what I said. Just kidding, I love Bethany and Bethany. Yeah, you just described two really annoying people. No. No.

This is like people think you're rude. I can't figure out what people say going mean. I'm Joshin. By the way. No, you're rude. I can't figure out what people's like, I'm mean. I'm Joshin. By the way, no, you're Kevin. It's entirely possible. It's entirely possible. You might be fucked.

You might have lost your bet. What? The bet you made with Ellie? I haven't lost it. Oh, about the American Airlines? You might be close. Basically, I haven't lost the bet. BA has premium economy.

So, I can only get upgraded into premium economy. I think you're on the upgrade list for on BA for business class at this point. I think you might be. I overheard a phone conversation. I really hope that I'm not because I don't want to lose eight grand to put Ellie in a bloody business class. But this is what I was thinking about,

and this is the kicker. If she gets you upgraded to business class, then you owe her a business class seat. What could happen is you just give her your seat and then put yourself back in coach to pay your bet. That's genius. Yes, but then you're in. She still wins.

Oh, does she just guess if she's still in the seat? She still wins. Oh, I never said which flight. I'm putting her in this. This is the most romantic. I'm gonna put her on a business class plane to somewhere she doesn't wanna go. Listen, that'll prove that you're really nice to people.

I'll screw with you're really nice to people With you Listen, I've worked with Ellie for about For six months now I can tell you she's stubborn She will not take a single flight for the rest of the year just to make sure there's only one flight She takes that you can upgrade her on and if it's not London, it'll be like RTX Sydney or something like that. Oh, Bala. That was a stupid thing to say. Aw.

You were caught in the moment, dude. I think you might be screwed. I think he was just so confident that it wasn't possible. Yeah, he was pretty confident. But Gavin just doesn't try. I'm pretty sure you can only upgrade to the next class of service.

You know, you'll get, I'd listen. She can find me an economy. I can only go, I can only go, and that was the whole point of the conversation last time, she gets stuff done. How, she's, she's freaking, with the fluff, she goes in with the fluff. It's really not that hard.

What? It's gotta be nice. Yeah. We went through this last week, it's not, I'm not trying to be nice, I'm just not trying to be wasteful with time. It's, it being nice will get you stuff that you don't even necessarily need sometimes.

I think, yeah. I would say, I'm not sure if this represents that are so used to people being rude and mean to them. I'm never rude or mean on the phone. No, but or it's just short with them. They're not used to people adding the fluff. I have my card toad not too long ago.

And when your card gets to it, that sucks. You're pissed. Maybe it was your fault. Maybe it was some stupid fucking sign that you didn't see. You're really angry about it. You suck me. Both your fault.

$200. No, exactly. It's like, both your fault. $200. No, exactly. But it's like, it's your fault. And then that makes you more mad. It's like, fuck, I'm fucking stupid. I'm the bastard that cost me $200. Does it make you any less mad though? No, absolutely not.

If anything, it might make you more mad. Yep. So then you get there. I remember the first time I got my cartoed, I went to the towing location. It was like in the middle of fucking nowhere. It was impossible to find. I finally get there, I'm fuming mad, it's hot.

And I get there and there's this just like small little box with a woman sitting behind bulletproof glass and burglar bars. And a little slit. And a little slit. And I'm like, oh, that's there because people probably threaten her with violence constantly to get their car back.

Oh, gosh. Like she, no one, no one that she interacts with that day as a customer or whatever is happy to see her. You can't take people's property, charge them to get it back and expect to have good customer interaction. Yeah, that's gonna suck. So as soon as I saw that person,

all my anger went away because I felt bad for them. And then I just dealt with it. And with the most recent time that happened, I was, I tried to be very polite and I said, thank you, man. Thank you very much, blah, blah. When she got my car back, she says, hey, just so you know,

the marker that we use to write in your windows to mark them or whatever, you're gonna wanna use, I can't remember what you told me. I'm like, you're gonna wanna just wipe that off with like a dry something, something, something. If you try and go soap and water, it's just gonna smear. I normally don't tell people that, but you've been really nice to me today, so.

Oh wow. There you go. Oh, thanks. All the things like a yes, man, thank you, have a nice day. You don't have to tell me a life story. I'm All it takes is like a yes, man. Thank you. Have a nice day. You don't have to tell me a life story. I'm agreeing that you should always be nice and polite. Mm.

G.E.T. Car back for free? No, I did not. But I'm not polite. I'm not polite. It's she's fucking over further with the smearing marker. You two are the worst. Listen, I get furious with tow truck. I'd listen, I just, I realize they're enforcing traffic laws,

but when there's something very offensive on a personal level, when someone takes your property away and you're not part of law enforcement, they're just, it's just like Skyrim though, you can only leave stuff in the barrels in your house. Yes, I don't know why I've gone. You did leave your property out in the world, which is not argued.

It's a car. Yeah, yeah, it's a car. Yeah, it's a car. Yeah, it's a car. I said this on off topic, but there's something you're super, there's a couple different things about my car that are super embarrassing. But one that's embarrassing to me on a personal level

is Larry from Achievement Hunter. I came out one time, I was like after the podcast when it was late at night. I got up there like 10 o'clock at night, and Larry's out there and had a flat tire. And I got super excited. I'm like a dad in Christmas story because I get help and change the tire on his car.

And then as is the case in this fucking parking lot in this campus, I got a nail in my tire for probably the fifth time since we've moved in here. I don't know what it is. Like people just throw nuts and bolts and nails out in this fucking parking lot. Like a bunch of loony sticks. But my car. I said loony sticks, like a bunch of loony sticks. But my car!

I said loony sticks. I get bunch of loony sticks. This, my car, because it's electric and the batteries from the bottom, there's a very specific place in which you can jack it up. And if you jack it up an inch to the left or the right, you can potentially puncture the batteries and according to what this guy said,

do about $40,000 for the damage to the car. Or probably send the fucking thing on fire. So do your car's worth of damage to your car? Basically, yeah, you have to pay for a car to fix your car. And so as a result of that, when you get a fucking flat tire in this car, there's no spare in the car, there's no jack. You have to call a tow truck,

like roadside service for a flat tire. That's triple A. It's, let's throw it side service. Well, Tesla does, I have to say one good thing about Tesla in regards to that. There it is. Yeah. That's the floor third, bro. Wow, where did that come from?

They do have really great service, but the fact that I can't change the tire on my own, I just, I'm standing there with a tow truck, trying to pretend like I'm a real man, sitting there talking to him about how to change a tire, like I've approved him that I know how to fucking do it, and I just can't- Did you just change his tire for him to prove it? Yeah, what are you saying to me, my tire is last tire. And then change the tire.

Yeah, so can anyone tow you a car without any problem? I don't think so. See that's the thing about it, I don't know if the people could tow it. Yeah, but there's also a secret to electric cars, especially in a place like Austin, that I haven't really talked about because I don't want to ruin it.

We've got a good thing going. And that is, I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but in Austin, because Austin's a green city, every parking lot has electric spaces now. Yeah, fuck those places. Right, but I can go in there all the time. I can always get spots in the front, because I have an electric car. And so it's like I can just in there all the time. I can always get spots in the front, you know, because I have an electric car.

And so it's like I can just park in those. I've never once seen a car charging at that station. I don't charge my car at this station. Never once. By the way, those charging stations, no, those charging stations are, they're fucking miserable. They're like an outlet. I have to have a, in my house, I had to have a,

like a dryer outlet. If you have an electric dryer, that massive plug, so I double the voltage of a standard outlet. If you use a standard outlet, at every hour you charge it, puts like three miles onto the car. So if you're charging when you're in the grocery store, you're adding like a mile of charge to your car basically.

Whereas with my dryer outlet, I'm not sure how the math works, but I can add about 30 miles an hour. So if I charge a car for eight hours, I add 240 miles of range to the car. I assume it's just way more amps to than a normal. Yeah, it's too, it's too break or so. Yeah, I believe it.

And this is fucking big conduit that runs around my house because it goes in like right there on the side of the garage. I think it's big conduit. I gotta paint that eventually, but I haven't done it so far. Yeah, so that's why I never use it. It's not even worth, by the time you plug it in everything,

and Tesla does a dumb thing where their charger is different than everyone else's charger, so you have to have a fucking adapter. What? Yeah, it's like an iPhone of cars. It's like the new iMac, yeah. Car of I. Gotta have a dongle to charge it.

I car. The car of I-F. I-Fone of cars? That's a few iPhone of cars. That's right, right? I had the car's iPhone of cars. That's right. I had a car with phones and everything. It's no longer like they're designing them in a way where you can't just fix the problem yourself

if you're not a dude. You have to go and you have to get a specialist or a genius. It is true. Monarchar, you open the hood. It's just a black box basically. They covered the engine so you can't even get in there and do anything. How dangerous is a Tesla if you mess with it?

Like, could you electrocute yourself to death with what probably hard with a normal car battery? You could really fuck some shit up. I guess the electrocute is today. Is it? Yeah, I think you can be electrocuted and not die. I don't think you can survive electrocution. Yeah, you can if it's really low. Can you survive execution? No, but those are two different words. Gavin, they just have to sound cute. I don't know. just electrocution mean death by electrocution. If you had hit by a lightning, go ahead. One lightning, the lightning,

but we're in a lecture now. If you were struck by a lightning, isn't it aren't you electrocuted? Right, but I think you can be electrocuted too. I think you get an electric shock. You're shocked. You're shocked. I think shock is the point you die.

And that's electrocution. No, you can hit a hot wire and go, fuck, I just got electric. I'll look it up. Does a light in America, you sound like death? I don't know if it does. I can put it on my head of a tweet that I kind of viral this weekend. Congratulations dude. Oh, that's so great.

I'm riding high. I got like 50,000 likes, but I think is the most likes any tweet is in my life. More than you showed the cat video. Yeah, but defeated. So my top two tweets on Twitter now based on those metrics are I hate my kids and I hate my cats. So that's it. It's really tells a great story about me, but it's actually Larry who I'm talking about

from a cheetah. He has the most viral thing any of us have ever put on social media. He's got something that's got like 450,000 retweets. It's beautiful. What? Yeah, is it? It's, he, remember the chicken nuggets guy? Yeah.

He's like, how many retweets to get it? And Chick-fil-A said 18 million. Wendy's. Wendy's thank you. He, I love that I bought their fucking viral marketing. He did that for Donald Trump. Here it is. He has Donald Trump, how many retweets to join the Paris to rejoin the Paris climate agreement.

And he just he faked it, I guess that Trump told him 18 million. So everyone started retweeting it. Oh God. That so many people. That's clever. A thought that was real. And then B were like, great. You guys just spread more fake news. It's like, are you an idiot? This is a joke. Yeah. It has it has 405,000 retweets and 157,000 likes. Yeah, shit. It is four times the retweets that it does like. Holy.

That's great. Larry wins social media. Get fucked, everyone else. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's also a great Photoshop too. It does elect sushi. It looks like that.

He puts in the time for that stuff. Like he's split Splatoon 2 post. Which by the way, why isn't it called Splatoon? Man, wow. Gavin, we've been there. We've talked about it. Dude, this is a moment of trying for you. No way.

Electrocution is death caused by electric shock. What? Electrocurrent passing through the body. Hot-temps. The word is derived from electro and execution. Is it really? Yeah, damn. But it is also from electro and execution. Is it really? Yeah, that's true. But it is also used for accidental death.

So that's where the word comes from. Get dunked on me. That happens all the time. How does he know this stuff? How does he know that stuff? I'm sure it's come up in conversation and I've been confused about it in the past and looks it up.

That's actually how it works. It's actually face art. I'm not admitting that publicly, but he's actually a praiseman. Yeah, but it's like he didn't know that just kind of worked it out, you know smart. I'm gonna clean him my muppet victory. I'll take that and I was always I was always confused that strangle like I was strangled. I was thought I meant to death but it doesn't that you can be strangled and live the versus strangulation

versus choking your two different things like strangulation. I think choking though, specifically like something's in your airway. I choked on it. Yeah, but like you say I'll say I choke the guy that you're not choking someone you're strangling. I feel like you're not taking it to a sexy place, please. What are you joking?

I've been choked on dick. Yeah, I feel like you can choke on dick. Choked on dick. Technically that would be someone choking you. That would be the case where a person choking. Choke on my dick, man. Technically that would be someone choking you. That would be the case where a person choking. Choking is either sexual or it's like with the force. What else to hear it?

Like come and pull us back around to this. So you said you don't often have guys go down on you because you're ready to go. But do you find that you more often go down on guys? Yes. Yeah, right? 100%. You know, find that's imbalanced. I enjoy it.

Like, okay. Fair, man. I get it. Fucking giggly over there. Listen, man, Dr. Who? Wait, wait, you say it stops people from going down there because you're so ready. No, you like it like stops people from going down there because you're so ready. You like you like wave them off?

No, you're not red card. Say like no, I'm impatient. You're impatient. Yeah. Okay. What do you wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is around the topic. What do you consider for play? What's the line of for play?

Like when does sex begin? When you're... Penetration is sex, right? But then it's like, well, if two women have sex, if there's no penitration, I'm gonna be considered obviously. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, for me, I would prefer myself

I'd consider a penetration. With a D, no. Yes. So when you start the clock on how long you're having sex with somebody, like spielga, yeah, we had sex for five hours. Like when does the clock, the clock starts at penetration? Yes. So people having five hours of penetration?

Like when they say that, whoever's having five hours of sex, I do not envy you, because that sounds horrible. Painful. Yeah. We're a lot of cows. After like an hour, everyone's like, need to call to draw. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of cows. I feel like an hour. I need to call it a draw. Yeah. Yeah. Clock does not start at oral sex. There's also some people who count it as like, oh, we had sex for five hours.

Like you had sex. He ejaculated, took a few minutes break and then did it again. Like that or maybe 20 minutes, you know, whatever it is, whatever your assumptions here. Come on. Fractually. Imagine you have like whatever it is. Whatever your assumptions here. Come on. Just imagine you have like a chess clock like on your nightstand. And time. You never check the time. Ever?

I'm sure I have at some point. So you like seeing the second hand come around and you like go to make it. No, no, no, no, no. You never done that curiosity. You're like, all right. It was like a particularly long session. What fucking time is it?

Nice. Yeah, you go. Exactly right. Yeah, I leave my fucking Fitbit on sometimes. I've never gotten 10,000. The metrics, yeah. Give you a little reward right in the middle. You get a step for thrust.

I don't know what the actual consequence. What if it's for a... He strokes up. He strokes up. I'm going for a stroke. For a stroke. Because if you leave your Fitbit on and you jerk off, does it count?

I guess we have to let it go. Where do I left hand? Unless I want to pretend like it's a stranger. I don't use the fan perfectly. I know the strangest way. I know, thanks camera too. Let's see here. Is it counting it?

It is. I just put it in. Idiots. Look dumb. I'm gonna have the highest step count. Although it looks like you're just someone else off right now. Well, yeah, I'm doing that.

Yeah, yeah. What have I left at? Peter Hays just went out point. Yeah, we know you're watching Pete. You're welcome. Comes to give fun Twitter. I still don't know how to make gifts. I don't know how he does it so fast

And so like just like came to sleep with the slush. I think I've done it from a YouTube video with a website We just put the URL. Yeah, if you take out WWW off of the like a YouTube link and take the period out if like basically just give you to Dotcom slash whatever the URLs. Yeah, it takes you to a page where you can make gifts off that you still way too much effort No, it's super easy. You just drag where you want it and you can add text and all that shit gets great. I'm getting increasingly frustrated by how difficult my iPhone makes simple things to do that. Should be able to like cut and paste or save an image. It's like you don't you never use force push. Even even after you showed me the work push thing. Yeah, even after you showed me the force push then

It still doesn't work great for me We had Rudy's for like podcast dinner tonight. Oh, did we? I got I got a Ancient brisket. There was nothing left by the time I went there. Yeah, but I have been eating for some reason It's like barbecue keeps showing up because the sugar pine seven guys came in town and they wanted to go to barbecue. After we had already made reservations somewhere else,

they were like last minute, they wanted to go to barbecue. I'm like, oh, we'll go do that. And then somebody else like Noah came in town and then I had, I mean, I knew what to think lately where I've been having people to my house in traditional land party style to play, because my kids have computers and were all set up in this ring. And they come over and play battlegrounds, like in land party format.

And last night, you guys know Aaron and Eric, two of our old friends. They came over and we did that. And God, that was a fucking nightmare. I have to say. Why? You tried me up on a battlegrounds. Yeah, I saw you've been playing. So you got hooked. Didn't you? Oh, yeah. Oh, that Aaron and Eric. Yeah, thinking Aaron Morgan and Eric Vespier. Yeah, they came over. You said you're Aaron Kayla or Kayla came to you, but she came later. She came just to watch

Game of Thrones. But yeah, Aaron is a long time member. He's a moderator. And Ed had flash. Yeah, flash 2000, one of the like long time members at the same time of the year. One of them for the first crew. Yeah, listen, honestly, very responsible for a number of different people who have come to work at the company.

And as a result of that, responsible for some really big productions. Like I met Jack Petillo through Aaron Morgan. I met Daniel Lamello. Is that why you don't like Aaron as much anymore? What's that? Yeah, the Daniel Febelo thing. I really went downhill a little bit. But yeah, it's crazy.

And I actually get full credit. Aaron is probably an Eric are probably the main reason why Elijah Wood was in the reverse of blue as well. I think they introduced him to it. Yeah, that's how I met him was through those two. So all right, that's how I met them, was through those two. So, all right, let me read this. That's a Gus Segway. We also want to thank our third sponsor for tonight's

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Wow. Just one word that's all he ever gets. I'm talking to him. More of like, you tell me once that like if you're on the podcast, you can get samples of stuff. And she was like, yeah, anything you that like, if you're on the podcast, you can get some positive stuff. And she was like, yeah, anything you want, what do you want? And I listed a thing and she was like, oh, no, we can't get you that. Was it a mattress or something?

What was it? Well, I'm not going to talk about a sponsor that's not sponsored in this video. Oh, there we go. Look at you, Gavin. I'm saying loyal to her sponsor. She's sponsored the Rishi podcast. Well, I'm sure you could get underwear. But you know, coincidentally, my cat may have pissed

all over mattress recently. Oh, really? Which cat, Colombo? So ever since Dan, whenever Dan comes to stay, what's the rest of this story, Miles? What does Dan have to do with the cat pissing? Riled up the kitty. I'm going to say that Dan loves the cat a lot and gives it lots of pets.

And now the cat is upset that he's not receiving as much love as he was gonna make. I'm gonna say that Dan got too drunk one night and he actually peed on your mattress and blamed your cat. I like garbage version of way matter. Neither of corrects, just whenever he's been around, me once Dan is gone, we'll just walk all over where the bed smells like Dan

and then he will just unload buckets of piss into it while we're not paying attention. It sounds like he doesn smells like Dan. And then he will just unload buckets of piss into it while we're not paying attention. It sounds like he doesn't like Dan. No. Or that he really likes Dan. Yeah, and every time Dan comes back, he's like, cap pissed on the bed again. And now we're at the point where the mattress

is just gross, so scary. Oh, my, and it's only for about a week after Dan's been, and then he goes back to the little box, and he uses the little box. Why don't you put a little box on Dan's bed after you leave? I had a friend in the middle school. By the way, that's totally dead pissing in the mattress. Oh yeah.

That's exactly what it is. You think that's what it is? Oh, I think he was the bad man. It stops when Dan leaves. Yeah. I think he what's the bad man. What a coincidence. No.

Cats are vengeful with their movements. In case some point, so I had a friend in middle school who whenever the family would leave town, they learned that, like they had someone come and take care of the cat and like check on the cat while they were gone. But the cat would go into everyone's bedroom and shit on their beds whenever they were gone

because it didn't like anything gone. Yeah, so they had to get on my bed. After they learned that, they would close all their doors, but there was one time where his older sister accidentally left her door just slightly ajar and they came back from Disney World because her room was the only one that Kat was able to get in. Just a mountain of cat shit. Just on her bed.

Cat's are vengeful. Yeah. They said that she tried and it was the best day of his young child. Cat's will also attempt to bury no matter what the surface. Like the cat is trying to bury its piss by like just scrunching up the covers. It's clever. Like is it clever? Is that it?

It's not lit, but I'll still bury this. I guess. Dan. That was awful. By the way, was there a special thing that you did to get your cats to use the robot litter box? Because I got a robot litter box. And it's stupidly expensive, and the cats are not going

anywhere near this fucking thing. This is like everything you you buy for cats. Took away that old little box and put lit and some of their old shit from the previous little box in it and then they immediately went and used that one. Explain robot litter box. It is Gavin's favorite word.

It's an egg to a caveman. Oh, no, not in a way. Impossible. I wouldn't want to. I'd be embarrassed. When did caveman invent cats? I'd rather have the caveman change my tire So you never dumped in the robot not yet, but it's only been there like four days Where they where they do that? Who's well? There's a litter box like right next to it

So maybe just give it a bit of that scoop some of that and put it in the I did do that I added some and then take away the old seed Ghiblets in there. You know get it started. I don't know anybody who says poo the way Gavin says poo. It's poo. Oh, I watched an amazing video, right? That's a weird segue. Two girls. Oh, I don't know. The cat is doing this thing. Maggie used to have, like, beanie babies. So there's a bucket, there's a box of beanie babies upstairs. It's like it. Once, it's chopped up.

Once the night, the cat will get off our bed, walk all the way upstairs, select one beanie baby and come down with it in its mouth and dump it at the foot of the bed and then go back to sleep. And it's like a magical slug.

Like does it so consistently, we have a nest camera looking at the beanie babies now. Really. It's incredible. Does he spend time like picking through them and get the right one? Little rummage at who like pour about and then be like that one. Do you think he's he's like bringing a dead animal as a gift to you because cats do that? I think he wants us to like kill it. Or think he's presenting you they're teaching you had a hunt. Yeah, I think humans are stupid. Yeah. yeah, he's like, I, he wants us to eat it. I dated someone who had a cat and that cat would always bring in dead rats and dead mice

that it would kill out. I'm sure it'd be glad it's just beady babies. And they are. Mary, we used to watch Game of Thrones outdoors and Joe the cat came running through with a steel alive mouse. Yeah, no, we couldn't kill it. Yeah, like killing it. It was screaming.

The mouse was screaming during like a really pivotal scene. I think it was during the red wedding. I might have been like one of those episodes around there for sure and it was just like everyone was I remember Aaron Zetch was really Zetch is that exact Aaron Zetch was really mortified. Oh, yeah, that was saved the mouse. That was a tough car right home Zach sounds so much better than Zetch. Yeah, I agree Oh, so this video is watching right this right? This guy, he decided to make, he probably seen it, maybe two years old. He tried to make a chicken sandwich from scratch. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I think we talked about that on the podcast. Oh, you did. I think so. So you made the bread and everything bread. And apparently it wasn't very cool. Yeah, he made salt from like ocean water, cost him $1,500. And it took him like six months to grow all the stuff you need to and then he just bites it at the end. He's like It's okay

I just love the way Mass production works. Oh, you put that thing about the crock pot. That's totally great into that stuff It's like I was blown away. I mean there were cheap ones too. That was okay A crock pot is like 30 bucks 30 30 bucks. Yeah, yeah. Slow cooker. And like, if you had to make that. Oh, fuck that. Yeah, it's so complicated. I mean, you can make a basic one.

I think it's just like, you heat up ceramic. But even that, I couldn't do for 30 bucks. You should, there's a great stand up comedy routine that Joe Rogan does specifically about this, about how most people don't know how anything is fucking made. And it's like 1% of 1% of the population that can actually get stuff done. And if those people went away,

it should be like, everyone else would be like, I don't know. Yeah. You talk to about these two guys with the apocalypse, the power goes out, because all the smart people died, and they're like, meeting outside, they're like, hey, what's up?

It's like, nothing, let's go turn the power on. It's like, okay, I don't know how to do that. Do you know how to do it? It's like, no, I thought you knew how to do it. It's like, oh, fuck. Yeah. We'll keep me updated. Yeah, keep me updated.

They both walk away with no fucking power. Yeah, we'll see exactly how that would go down. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, would you be able to walk into a power station and eventually figure it out? Fuck no. Because someone has a button that does it. In the first chapter, I did of day five,

back when it was gonna be basically a feature length thing and not a series. The main character was a guy who worked the third shift at a power plant. And the whole purpose of that was he was able to explain why the power grid was able to maintain itself for five days, why there were still street lights and traffic lights and things like that, why those things were still on. And his character was able to describe that. He's also a guy who would be up, you know. Would you be able to write that without actually knowing how that works?

I did, I researched it. Oh wow. Yeah, because the Power Grid, you know, day five is a story where people just went to their homes one night, the world went to sleep and just didn't wake up the next day. That's essentially the way that worked. So what happens is actually the Power Grid goes way down

at night, the usage is way, way down. And so the generators can run themselves. I talk to people, the power company, a paternalis, electrative co-op. Those are people that I talked to. And I talked about how, yeah, with a lower usage of the overall power grid, it can easily last for seven to 10 days.

That show comes back next week. Yeah, this show comes back this week. August six. Yeah, but what is that? August six. It's get six. Yeah, but what is that? It's on Sunday. It's this Sunday. Sunday it will be on.

Sunday it will be on. Months Sunday. Oh, there you go. No, not months. I'm really fucking excited. We saw the first episode of RTS. So good, right? Oh, my God.

Yep. It's so good. So good. I think we make that. I like the cost of day five. Yes. There are a lot of fun to hang out with. I like the cast of day five too because they a lot of fun to hang out with. I like the cast of day five too,

because they're like kind of like getting encapsulated group at R Usher cheese. And they're like, they're like, they're only like little family. And they always do stuff together, and they're always taking photos together. I don't know, it's really interesting. It's like a totally separate group

within R Usher cheese in a way. You know, in the way that there's no other production like that, maybe crunch time was kind of like that, but yeah. It's a family. It's a family, a little family. Kevin, I think the same episode in season one. I think we...

Yeah, you're the dude that just went to bed in the... In the morgue, right? In the morgue, yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Man, there's some stuff in season two where they just have to, you know, one of the things about asleep apocalypse is that sleep deprivation, you quickly lose your mind. That's what happens, you know, is that you're,

you know, before your body fails, your mind fails rapidly. So in a lot of apocalypse is like walking dead, there's all these characters who are just, or you know, Mad Max, there's all these characters who are just crazy, almost for the sake of being crazy, but in day five it's so motivated that people just lose their fucking shit because they can't sleep,

they're hallucinating and everything else. And so they really explore some of that stuff in season two. There was already some weird stuff in season one, but in season two there's people who are just like off the fucking charts. The production quality on that show alone is amazing. I've stayed up a night,

look I've done a just not slept and then gone to work. And it's so awful. It's awful. It's so unplayable. It feels painful. The way time works, it doesn't make any sense. Well, that was me last night coming home at 2-3 in the morning, wanting to watch a game of Thrones and I physically could not do it.

I could not stay awake. But that's just being tired. The fact is, like, you have to get stuff done and you haven't slept in over a day. Oh, yeah, it makes Time slow down. Like I was been waiting to leave work for like a month They felt like and I was just waiting to like 4 p.m. Or something. I get real bitchy if I'm tired Yeah, yeah, when you're tired. I get real short I get real short with everybody and just like wine about everything

What are you like nah? I'm here. She's I get real short with everybody and just like wine about everything. What a shoot. Nah, honey. Where's your shoes? He's my Sonic Bad Dog shoes that I bought from Japan that arrived today. Oh, I love shoes. Yeah, dog. Is that what Sonic wears?

Oh, look at that. Look at that. Yeah. There's a stripe on a shoe. He's got a little buckle. He puts on there. That's how he goes so fast. Except the Sonic Adventure 2, he's wearing soaps because product placement.

Those will never not be cool. So if you were to run from there to right over that, you wouldn't even see it, it would be a blip. Yeah, it'd be nuts, it'd be a little blue blip. Oh, and that's the shoe shot over there. Yeah, oh, oh, oh, why? I think we should see it. I think we should see it actually.

I think so, I thought of a new game we could play, Barbara, which is instead of explaining this to a caveman, explain this to a good looking person in a bar. Like how does last explain this? Oh, these are, these are actually a limited edition run from Japan. Tokyo, great city over there. It's a very high quality. You're avoiding video games. It's based off of a digital sort of.

You lost me. You're a man. I just watched your eyes glaze over. You lost me. Gone. Did you tell me? You want to see a couple of mebos I have back in my head? There we go, buddy.

There we go. It's like five of them. One of them, Sannick. Sannick. Man, we were, it's been a minute. We were talking about facial hair earlier. Yeah. My can't grow back fast enough.

I had to shave last week for the episode of On the Spot that comes out this week. This week, yeah, that was supposed to come out last week. Yeah, yeah. Um, and, uh, hey, the internet's me. I'm so glad I was talking about this with Kyle. I'm so glad I'm no longer a person with like, cripplingly low self-esteem, because I was going to be on Tuesday night game fight with Michael the next day. And I was like, oh, people haven't seen me without my beard.

That's gonna be all they talk about. I'll post a Twitter picture or something, blah, blah, blah. And I know that almost all of these were set in jest. Yeah. But overwhelmingly, the response to a picture of me, Clean Shaving was, you, this makes me uncomfortable. I was like, oh, they said it. Cool.

Oh yeah, people, yeah, Barbie should know more than anybody. I'll ask people have no problems in admitting a physical appearance. Oh, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just,

yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just,

yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, yeah, it's mainly just, Like do you guys have something that if you were to remove it from your physical appearance that everybody would be weirded out and not happy? I've changed my hair color once or twice over the last couple years and there's always people who have an opinion on what they think you need to look like because we are essentially like cartoon characters. We are on these shows that people know us for a way we look and people draw us a certain way. Sure. And when you change something about that, it's like you're not the same person and you should go back to it with the way you used to look. I don't like change.

And it's like, normal people could dye their hair any color they want and open a curse. Yeah. You ever told somebody in real life, like somebody knew when they did something, you're like, eh, that's awful. Unless they're just like,

I don't know how I feel about my new hair color. What do you think? Yeah, but even then, it's like, even then you're like, it looks great. Have you ever gone like up in a video and gone, I'm not sure about this hair color. Let, what do you think? Yeah, but even then it's like, even though you're like, it looks great. Have you ever gone, like, up in a video and gone, I'm not sure about this hair color. Let me know what you think. Have you ever done that ever?

No. It's completely unsolicited. Yeah. Yeah, listen, you know, comment box is there, people have to comment on something. Yeah, that's true. But people typically, the reason why, you know, you don't have cripplingly low self-esteem,

like you said, is because you've been through that process, you know, after you read, you know, 100,000, like negative comments, it's just like, after a while, you get a little numb to it, which I think sometimes it comes across as like that you don't carry or you can't accept criticism, but it's actually the opposite. You learn how to like filter stuff and find out what the actual criticisms are. Yeah, the criticism's not necessarily negative thing. Criticism is, yeah. Absolutely. There's the comments. There's the negative comments that will still stay with you

because you know they're right. Yeah. Maybe they phrased it in a really like mean way, which that really upsets you. But at the end, they're like, I don't know, they had a point, though. Those are the ones that like hang with you. No, I think whenever, whenever someone's negative comment lines up with a negative opinion, you have yourself, that's when it's like, it can turch you. It also sucks when like if someone makes a comment that you have yourself, that's when it's like, it can turn you. It also sucks when like, if someone makes a comment that you agree with, but the way that they said it was like very aggressive or like really rude, really pointed, it sucks because it's like,

I wanna agree with you, but you were such an asshole about it. Now I almost don't just to spike you. It's that meme where it's like, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole. Exactly, it's like, ugh. People will listen to you if you're not a huge dick about it. Right. Otherwise, your defense is immediately going. But also, it becomes an argument, not a discussion.

I think people also confuse criticism with, what am I looking for? Like, just insulting. Or just like, no offense, but blah, blah, blah. It's like, if you have to start to sentence that way, it's probably not a good thing to say. Like, do you see Tyler Co like the top of the show? Like the phrase, you know, this isn't racist, but racist comment, like always right after that. Like no one says, hey, I'm not racist, but I went shopping.

I can't, unless there's a reason to say this. Unless there's a reason to say that something's that racist. There's no reason to say it unless you're about to say something. It's actually racist, right? Like I said, comments is like, no offense to Barbara, but she's not funny. It's like, yeah. Yeah.

That is offensive to me. Yeah. If I were to try and if I were to try and... No offense, but I'm tired. Take that comment to make me sad, right? If I were to try and take the comment that they were trying to make and somehow make, like, I guess it would be like, I like Barbara. Unfortunately, I don't enjoy and take the comment that they were trying to make and somehow make like I guess it would be like I Like Barbara unfortunately. I don't enjoy here on the pug. It's like the nicest way

I think you try and put that which is like there's a better way there's a better way to stay say stuff like that I think it was actually in a recent episode of Game of Thrones where someone said like hey Everything you say before the word but is bullshit. Okay. Just tell me what you're gonna say after the word but yeah Who always said from what I said? I think Thrones. The Game of Thrones. I think someone was in the Tyrion set it right? Probably. Spoiler. Tyrion talks. Yeah. Tyrion had some lines in this one. So I'm super excited about. Oh fuck off, Ted Mosby. Ted Mosby. MPH was way better. Everyone liked him better than you. I also like how they talked about you looked like him without your beard and they used a picture of you with your beard.

He's a comeback faster. All right, reaching the end of the podcast any final thoughts? Anybody? Let's see, discuss. No offense, but I think we should end it now. No offense, but not to be racist, but the podcast is over. Yeah. Yeah. Anything I had fun on it. I think it's time to we have a post show coming up. Gavin, I had best the other day Yeah, after not hanging out for a while. Yeah It was fun. Was just two of you or did you go over to the two of us? Yeah, nice We just went to the east side east Austin and we're gonna do it again soon. There's Something got to point out bev if you ever want to feel like what Austin was like,

you know, people complain about a place that changes a lot and Austin has arguably changed a lot, especially since I've been here. And if you ever want to see what Austin's actually like, we never talk about this place to go to eat. We didn't feature it in the food vlog or anything, but there's a local chain here called Thunder Cloud Subs. Ever been there?

Yeah, I've never been there. I've never been there. I only go to Josie Moise. Oh. Yeah, I've never been there. I've never been there. I only go to Josie Mikes. Oh, there we go. Good point, Gavin. But people with people who are supposed to podcast, can't go to Thunder Cloud Subs in Ohio or anything like that. You can go to Jersey Mikes there.

But Thunder Cloud is so, I love it. So shitty. They probably haven't opened a new location in 20 years, and they certainly haven't renovated any of their existing locations in that time. So you can walk into one and it's exactly like it was in 1998. It's exactly the same as what Austin is doing. What's the problem? I love it. I love it. Twice. I've ordered a BLT with mustard. Right? Twice. I've got bacon and mustard. That's not even who has that in the sandwich? They make the sandwich in front of you though.

Literally love that happen. I didn't go there. I gave the order to someone who was. So it sounds like a big set fucked up. Whoever went there fucked it up. Cause I know, Meg loves. He's done a class. He's so I can guess what happened.

Whenever I go to lunch with Meg, that's where we go. She was like, you want anything from Dundercloud and I'd be like, BLT. And then I get bacon sandwich. Well's probably fucking it. No, she's not she was just BLT. Well, doesn't she watch them make it? You literally send you stand there and watch them make it. Yeah, she's like five two Yeah, but it's like I was in one this last weekend with the kids I was like yeah, this is just like, I could, this could have been 1998. I'm just sitting in here.

It's the same like hippies behind the counter. All the hand-lettered signs. Somebody had repaired the drink cooler with like a wooden knob. It's all the people who have been working there for third. Yeah. Yeah. The employees don't seem too enthusiastic about the work they're doing. They're saying you'd want some fluff with that?

You just want the fluff to be there. I want the correct sandwich. Which thing that counts as fluff to be honest. I have to say though, that's old school awesome. Like awesome, if you had to describe it in one word, now you'd probably use the word hipster. Whereas when I moved here, the word that you would use is grab awesome with slacker.

And it was a huge slacker culture. Like the movie Slacker was shot here Richard Linkliter, you know, which is a big reason my world in the studios were in now, is because of that movie. And yeah, the slacker culture was huge and awesome. Nobody gives shit about anything. Amy's ice cream and Thunder Cloud subs always had just the worst unenthusiastic people working there.

My interaction with Amy's is super different. The first time I went to Amy's ice cream, they're like, do you wanna see a trick? I was like, I didn't know this was part of the deal. I just wanted ice cream. Trivia or something there. Like I have like questions on the day. But trick? I was like, I didn't know this was part of the deal. I just wanted ice cream. Trivia or something there, like I have like questions other day. But like they do like, I've been to three different locations

and each one completely unsolicited. They're like, and it was late at night, but they're like, hey, doing some like trick scoop stuff. There was one where like a throw it across the street and get it. Yes, the one over near Waterloo Records. Yeah, that was awesome. I was like, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

That was cool. But the person's wearing like a 15 year old t-shirt with threads and everything else. There's like, no, I got you. But 15 years old. If you had that t-shirt for 15 years. No. So paper thin, you can like see the nipples through it.

I'm on that. We're getting that. Not to be specific, but. They will have dreds. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's just like typical like Austin, just like, you know, hippie. Yeah, hippie.

Yeah, they're packy-sacking on the break. That kind of thing. Packy-sacking and smoking a two-beak. That would be racist. Packo, yeah, that might be racist. That might be racist. No, they were packy-sacking. Not to be racist, but we should end the podcast.

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