Rooster Teeth Podcast - What Makes Burnie Jealous? - #474

Episode Date: January 9, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Ellie Main, and Burnie Burns as they discuss small jealousies, controversies, the internet and how it’s changed, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hello everyone welcome to the receive podcast this week brought you by a dollar-shape club over there. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Ellie I'm Bernie and I'm Gus. Where are the rest of us? Once the first time back there, they're on break down holiday still First time taking it easy. It's January first time live in three weeks. I feel like it's been forever. Oh, we're live Watch myself Yeah, you forgot how to behave right a little bit. No, I'm fine. I never, do you react differently when we're live

versus when we're not live? I feel like there's better energy when we're live. I agree. I feel like the show is a little different when we pre-tape. Plus also we get interaction. Like we can see what people are saying on social media.

I feel like when we pre-tape, we're kind of like in a bubble. And there's no correction. Five days later you get a bunch of tweets about something and you don't know why. Right. Or if you follow Peter Hage you get a thousand. Which is great. I'm not complaining in any way whatsoever. So when you say in a bubble, I thought it was like the perfect segue to the thing you were talking about right before the podcast. Oh shit. What was it? Come on. Oh, living in a bubble. That's weird. Yeah. Yeah. So I tweeted a little while ago asking people what should we talk about and someone sent me these YouTube videos of this guy who Maintains a hamster habitat, you know keeps his hamsters in a little container

Yeah, but he keeps that container at the bottom of an aquarium that's filled with water and fish And it's like and I saw that and I thought instantly it's like it's like space explorers, right? Like they're in this hostile environment is like they have their little habitat They can live in it's Like they're in this hostile environment. It's like they have their little habitat they can live in. It's like they're on Mars or something. But yeah, the tubes to get out to climb out. I didn't watch very much of it. It looked like they did not.

They just had their little space explore as wanted to be in space. Maybe maybe a hamster wants to live at the bottom of the ocean. It seems like the cave analogy of a hamster's life. But like does it look like do they think that that's how all hamsters survive? Is that cool? But is that any different than normal, right? It's like, all they have is an enclosure normally. That's all they would know if they weren't

at the bottom of an aquarium. That's like, how are surrounded by fish and water? Right, like to them, that's normal. What, I mean, like some humans live by the way. There it is, they found it right away. Oh, I thought at least thought it was like, I thought it was gonna look way cooler than that. Yeah, me too.

Let me just put them in a box, like a GoPro box. It's really, like, it dropped it in. Small in a box, like a GoPro box. It's a locked in, dropped it in. Small box, it's like just a clear belly case. I was expecting something way more sci-fi. No, it's, but it looks creepy like the, the hamster looks like a gelatinous blob. It's just a hamster in a box. Also the water's all dirty.

That's just any hamster. Any hamster is a hamster in a box. Yeah, no, they get tubes. They get tubes, or a cage where they can breathe the outside air. They get the little tubes. It's not like a tube coming out Yeah, no, they get tubes. They get tubes. Or a cage where they can breathe the outside air. They get the little tubes. It's not always got like a tube coming out. It's good to get oxygen.

I'm sure it's not sealed in. It's not deep, it's traumatic to play with the hamster, which I feel like it would be in this case. Right, I guess that would rip it out of his new walls. No one's ever gonna bother cuddling that hamster because it's so much faph to get the bastard out. Yeah. That's why I don't like fish, right?

It's like you can't pet them, you can't touch them. And this hamster essentially become a fish. It's like, what's the point? I don't think you should ever make fish. You're all very little fish. That wouldn't meet on their own. Like I've never understood like cats enjoy eating fish. When did cats run into fish? Like when did that happen?

I like lions eating fish out of a river. Yeah, like jaguars and shit like that. What, like fishing in a river, going in, like a fish got in there? Yeah, the fish like crazy. It's just so weird to me that cats like fish. Cats should like, you know, rabbits. Did you know that a panther is a lie?

What do you mean? Well, it's not an animal. Yeah, they make it up. I'm not a pooma. That's one. But a panther's just like a group of black cats. Like, she is in broad shores. What's the other one?

Leppard's, like a leopard is a type of pant. How do you say the one that's like panted? The name of a car as well. Jaguar. Jaguar. I was gonna say Cougar. That's a different thing. It's a different term. Or it's like a family name above. I think Panther, you can have other big cats under Panther.

But it's usually if they're very dark. Yes, like Panther and A is the field subfamily that contains the genera, Panthera, Panthera, and Neo-Fuelis. Panthera is Jaguar's Lepards Black Panthers and White Panthers. Oh, okay I think it's me white as well. Which one has Lionel? That's what I wanted it probably the Neo-Fuelis didn't the like snow leopard just It's been got taken out of being like in its extension extension like status. Yeah, there's also some Chinese

Magic rabbit that they spotted for the first time in 20 years. Really? Yeah. That's really cool. You know what I'm about? A magic rabbit. It's like it lives on a mountain or something, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it looks like something out of sci-fi where they take an existing animal.

Like one of those Jim Henson dark crystal animals, which is clearly based on like modern animal like the rabbit. And then they just like put big long whiskers on it. It looks like somebody faked a rabbit, basically. Yeah, it looks totally, it looks like if someone wanted to make a quaka that they would put in a sci-fi movie. Right. You can understand when you see that picture, you can understand why the people who first

saw the illustrations of a platypus were like, you're like, this is bullshit, you're lying. That is the most absurd, are there animals? Didn't they, didn't they accuse the explorers that ship back the remains of a platypus? They said you just made this happen. He just mushed lots of animals together. He just threw a bunch of bones to the box. Oh, barric. Shook it up.

Which basically how they were made, I guess. Same kind of way. That's how it was just like whatever. He just got some bits left over. Shake it up. Go on a bill. That's how a lot of like, there it is. There it is.

Oh my gosh. Right. Looks like a made of animal. It looks like a thing from a spir my gosh. Right. Looks like a made of animal. It looks like a thing from Spirit of the Way. Yeah. Made real. But it's weird because it looks Chinese.

What? How does it look Chinese? Gone. It looks like an animal you find in China. Like a panda? Like a kind of Spirit of the Way sort of vibe from it. What is it? It's a cheetah.

I know, that's what it's called. Cheetah pub G. Cheetah. Wow. You see that video of... Unacceptable. Of 20 Chinese players teaming. 20 players teaming up.

Yeah. What, uh, in solo? No, it was in squads. Dude, whenever I see two people, go into one place in solo, I'm like, you fucking cheater. I see you. You gotta report that.

Can I say something? I've learned about pub G. What? I learned this by watching you left Kigger shoot You'll yeah, that's what I learned. I learned this by watching Your colleague Alfredo. Mm-hmm. I learned it by watching one of his streams He was complaining about having to play in third person And he's like oh, this is garbage. It's so easy. I was like all right. Well geez. I'll play it in first person I'm a way better at the game in first person really? I can't do first person. I play three matches. I got two chicken dinners. I cannot. I'm not that good at that game. Yeah. Do you do the whole

thing first person? I'll just shoot in. The whole thing's first person. You can select first person server. So everyone has first person. Oh you like locked into it. Yeah. You're locked into it. So if you see like I mean you don't play very much anymore. I bet there's options where you go FPP You're locked into it. So if you see like in the, you don't play very much anymore, I bet there's options where you go FPP and TPP and TPP. Third person perspective. TPPG? Yes.

I like second person perspective. That's like the streamer audience perspective. Just you watch somebody else do it. You watch it from another player's perspective? Yeah, that's what Twitch is. You're watching someone else play it. That's not the video I was talking about. That does a funny video. As the Twitch viewer, you're in the second person.

Or yeah, okay, sure. One up, yeah, I'll say yeah. That's what that means exactly. Didn't Mega 64 make a, they made a video about second person shooters. How would I know? I'm just kidding. You know, you were in the Mega 64 video just recently.

I was, congratulations. The Todd know? You were in the Mega 64 video just recently. I was. Congratulations. The Todd Nairan, into the rewards. But it's always, what? I like two of those guys, and there's three to four of them, I'm not sure. I like two of those guys, like on a rotating basis. Like I can't get all the cold group at one time, liking them.

I just like, it's like, it's like. Oh, you're drawing two different ones at different times. Yeah, it's like polar magnets, the same ones with a mish away. What if you had them all in their own individual rooms and you went in one at a time? That would be fine. Like, is it that they, when they compound together? Not that bad to work out, though.

Not that he keeps his get a room. He's got to be like outside somewhere. Y'all on in the front yard. What's wrong with Paul? Did you do something, did you do something to you? No, no. I like it. No, starting up drama. like outside somewhere. Yalan in the front yard. What price will pull? Did you do something? Did you do something to you? No. I like it.

No. Starting up drama. I think like probably at one point, 20% of my tweets were anti-megas 64 tweets. I was just like, tweet against them all day long. I feel like you're quite open about the people you hate really in real life. And he's one of them. No. I think that's opposite.

People think I actually don't like them. If I give them an ad- I would add a each of that. Right, there you go. I would never, like, I would never, like if people actually hate, they don't get anything. They get nothing. Do you have any YouTubers right now?

Is this your Logan Paul and segment? The Logan Paul and Jake Paul? Listen, I don't know why I took everyone so long to clue into the fact those guys were idiots. They're idiots. I think most people, because there's just so much content. most people probably haven't seen it. There's like 13 million subscribers.

Well, I mean like in our circles I suppose. I mean, that's how it lasts. His audience is young girls. We've got never seen this. He's got kids, yeah, but I'm not even girls. I'd only seen the video that was his brother made where they modified the car horn. Yeah, they used to be hearing damage.

Yeah. This is what? Yeah, they put like a air horn, like a train horn. I don't know what it was specifically. It's actually it's a pretty derivative video But I read the thing where the person is not suing them for giving them hearing it They put this really powerful horn in a car so when they hunk did it went off and this person they were in front of a grocery store It's someone's coming out of the grocery store and they hunked at him and I guess like he was still in the enclosure, like there was like some like a concrete four year. So it amplified the sound and gave him hearing damage. And in the video you see him like bend over and grab his ears.

Just like pop to his ears drums or something. I don't know. Fucking yeah dude, you guys just getting the groceries. The guys the worst. Yeah. So you guys the whole family. They're more people in their family that watch out for.

So I was looking at some of his videos over not watching just the titles of them. And one's just like, I gave my mom $10,000 cash and then we'll thumbs up and I was like, what is entertaining about watching this, too? What is endearing or like? What's the video? He gives your cash?

Yeah, he gives his mom a bunch of cash in like $1,000 bills of Christmas and that's a video. $1,000 bills, you don't say? Whatever. See, this is the fun now. It's like a bench, man. How do you Christmas and that's a video. Thousand dollar bills, you don't say? Whatever. See this is a fun now, it's like a Bencheman. How do you take something that's nice, like giving your parent a gift and you make it shitty? Yeah, and you make it grow.

That's a special talent. It really is. My parents react to 2017 was the best year of my life. That was another one that he made this gross video about him doing all his stupid things for you. And then he sat down and made his parents watch it and that was another video where they were like, oh, cool.

I didn't think that bugs me about Logan Paul more than just about anybody else. Like I feel like the Kardashians, they're hitting on their level. Like that's like I don't expect Kim Kardashian to sit down and write an award winning novel. You know, she's got to make a blind got her sex tape. Yeah, she's it. But sex, she's got all the stuff. She's got everything. She's got all the boxes. And she's on that level.

I don't know why. I feel like in my heart that this Logan Paul kit is smarter and actually more talented than what he's doing. But. It seems like you're giving him a lot. There's no evidence to pay for. When he was on Vine, he was really funny. He would do funny, subversive stuff,

but he just wasn't as offensive and horrible. You're gonna be funny for six seconds. Like once that you keep the time of running, right? Then you start to see like, oh, there's not much more to this. Once he got to quantity, yeah, no, it's all terrible. And this brother Jake Paul is just, they're all terrible, they're all terrible. Like I see all these videos of kids outside their house

screaming and then the neighbors come out and they're like, hey, can you guys just gonna keep down, not wail at the top of your lungs every time somebody walks by a window and then the neighbor walks away and of course they just start making fun of the neighbor. It's like this person fucking lives here. But none of these kids are old enough to drive there or take a ride, shit.

Who's a fault here? So there's gotta be a group of parents like 50 feet that way. You know, just wanna go with a megaphone and be like, you're all parable. You think of a bus? Take a taxi? Kids can get around. Please, who's doing that?

You think there's a bus stop up before Jake Paul lives up in the Hollywood Hills? They got a bus stop right up there. They walk their kids, they got energy. Kids that live in LA, they're not walking anywhere. Hey, come on, who you kidding? How would you have to be to get a cab or a lift? Me, 45.

16, I think. How would you have to be? I'm looking it up, lift minimum age. I think it's, I think lift is like 18. Damn. You wanna say cab 16? Passingger. Why is there an 18?

Don't be 18, yep. 18. You gotta be 18. What about cab? Can you or to the cab? To, 18. You got to be 18. What about cab? Can you or to the cab? To, I'm looking at it up. How did cab in the call as well?

To in order to be a driver for lifted reminem 21 passenger. I'm gonna over or a ride sharing license. I'm gonna get that just so I can turn it on whatever I want to. I want to do it. I keep, I've been saying this for years. Yeah. You want to, what, you want to do? I want to be able, I just want like one day

if I'm out and like I'm bored, I'm gonna give people rights. No, here's what you, here's what you would do. You don't have to do on that. I don't know, like you hate interaction. I like driving though. Yeah. So it's like, what if I had a sign that was just like,

I prefer not to talk. No, that's just good. I'll drive you. This is a good thing for Gus, because it's a very structured meeting of other people. Like there's rules to it and everything. Right, but you will throw people out of your car and they won't get out of your car.

That's what's gonna happen to you. Also Gavin, what's gonna happen to you is he's gonna get it, then he's gonna offer you right home and then he's gonna be like, all right, we'll just accept the ride. No, you could do that thing where you're like his favorite driver. Yeah, you can walk a favorite driver. No, you could do that thing where you're like, give his favorite driver. Yeah. Oh, you do have a favorite driver?

Yeah. So then you're paying us through Uber or Liv to go home every day. There's too much that can happen that is within the rules, but you'll still hate. Like someone's gonna far up a stormy path. Yeah, that's the thing I'm worried about. It's like, I would never do it in the middle of the night

because I was like, when there's drunk people, I don't want any bar. Like, I would be like, middle of the day, noon to 2 p.m. I don't know if the risk is that much less to be honest. Can a new driver show up and go? Oh, yeah, they can. They can't be like they stop.

Absolutely not like if the person who ordered it like passed out of vomiting, they can be like, you know what? No, I don't need this. You don't use this hand gesture for anything, but absolutely not. Absolutely not. That's all that means not doing it And it's like the smallest shutdown you can get absolutely that don't see any rules on the New York City Taxi limousine commission website as far as the minimum age for a passenger it just says that

Children under the age of seven Can be a fifth passenger in a taxi if they sit on an adult slap. That's the only age-related thing. Maybe it's just down to drive a discretion. Maybe, I'm gonna give a fuck, if you can pay for it, you can pay for it. So that's what they're doing. They're going to New York, they're getting in a taxi

and they're taking it all the way to the Hollywood Hills. I just can't imagine like a taxi pulling over to pick up a kid. He's like eight waving down the taxi. I was like, I was going to see the taxi doing that, you know? What if he had a really East Coast accent though? And he just sounded like he wave and done that. I was like, I don't see the text. You doing that, you know? What if he had a really east coast accent there? And he just sounded like he belonged in the... Well, how the gonna know that's like, it's in the fucking car.

They're gonna pull over to the side of the road though. Maybe they just see the hand and they're like, I gotta pull over. It's a fair, like, like, like, a crowded corner. They're gonna see it in the, like, the crowd parts. And it's like, it's a child. The child's like, fuck you, give me a ride. He's like, all right, you can ask.

If you can ask for the ride, you can have it. I probably should pose this question you guys before the podcast, but this just came up with my mind, because I'm thinking about it with hailing calves and everything. What is the smallest possible thing that you are jealous of other people for? Like the most insignificant, just tiniest thing

that you're a jusserite. I'll give you mine. I fucking hate people that can whistle super loud. You know like when they hail a cab and I can't do that and I can't whistle at all. Also, you can't practice that for too long because you just feel like an idiot. Oh, the problem like my mom does like I can't do it. Yeah, try it. I can't like she can do a proper like What does that do anyway with the now just channeling air I think I mean

T-tholes see this is it this is the problem because that people can do it They try to explain to you just do it like you put your tongue in that way and then you push air through it. You're like, fuck you. Let me see your mouth. We have someone on Twitter here. Here's this megnaug says I've written in taxis alone at the age of 14 in New York City. Who did this? On Twitter. A megnaug at Wiz look.

Keef. Can you whistle three of teeth? I can't whistle at all, I hate you guys. You can't whistle at all? I know this tonight. I can't whistle. I can't whistle. In the mic.

That's all I got. That's not bad. You sound like a bleak wind. Yeah, a blue window. What do you got? You sound like a tea killer. I'm always like super, uh, I don't know, like super aware of it. How can kettles on the stove whistle?

Electric kettles don't whistle. Because they can dance themselves off. And they have the thing. The mechanism by which you know it is boiling. I know that. I know that. Why would an electric kettle need one? So let you know the water's done.

Because it just kicks off. It just turns off. No, no. The purpose of the whistle is not to save the water. The purpose of the one? So let you know the water's done. Well, cause yeah, it just kicks off. It just turns off. No, no. The purpose of the whistle is not to save the water. The purpose of the whistle is to let you know, hey, your fucking water's done. It can't save the water. Have some.

Yeah, but you know, you hear like a, and then you know, 95, there you go. Or you hear that. My kettle went off. Mine's really loud. And mine goes beep when it's done. You know mine beeps too.

Can I take some flashes? Like this is not a text. It's not a text. How long you guys grew up with electric kettles, right? Yeah. And it was the first thing you buy in your shitty student house is you go and get one of those brown gross kettles. That's dog cheap. Not me and you.

What? Electric kettle for boiling water. I have one. No, but did you have one like since college and stuff? I've had one. Not since college. I probably got one when I was in my mid 20s. So you didn't have one before? You had like a hand. Not until you actually moved in. Do you his college. I probably got one when I was in my mid-20s.

You didn't have one before? You had like a hand- I actually moved in. Do you have like a hand cranked one? I had like a pot. I had a bottle of water. What if you didn't have a stove? I'd wear it.

You always had a stove. What? Yeah. Why were I living there? I don't have a stove. Can you do it on the 1920s? Can you do them on the non-guess ones that still work? Yeah. Yeah, you can do the electric one.

With the coil. Unless it's like one of those super fancy induction ones. Yeah, where you have to have a coil. Yeah, I've had like a copper. How does that work? It induces it. The ones that like... Is that what it does?

Yeah, isn't it like moving like friction, right? Friction. Friction, I'm pretty sure this is how it works. I might be super wrong, but my parents got one and then they were really annoyed because none of their saucepan's worked on it. And they had to completely buy new stuff. So induction charges for a thing is friction. I don't know.

I don't think so. I'm going with it. Conduction cooking heats a cooking vessel by magnetic induction instead of thermal conduction. That was not the same as what I said at all. But magnetic friction. A coil of copper wire is placed under the cooking pot and an alternating electric current is passed through it.

That's maybe what I said. The resulting oscillating magnetic field induces a magnetic flux, which repeatedly magnetizes the pot treating it like the lossy magnetic core of a transformer. I would kind of give you that. Yeah, that's not friction. It's not friction. It's oscillating. But I think it was like the, I got the oscillating as what made me think of give you that. Yeah, that's not a friction. No, it's not a friction. But I think it was like the,

I got the oscillating as what made me think of that. Okay, I'll give you that. You read that whole explanation and I'm still not gonna watch and make you 64 video. That's all I take away from that. I'm jealous of people who can chug beer. Is that what you jealous of? Yeah, I cannot chug.

Dude, I can chug beer. I'm so happy. I can do so many things you can't. I mean, it's juggling. You really? You're eight people that can juggle. I've just never tried to learn how to juggle, and I can't magically do it without learning,

and I'm just never gonna learn. That's a kind of a big one though. You're kind of screwing the edge. I mean, juggling is garbage, so that's kind of petty to be juggling. Oh, how about the coin going across the family? Oh, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one.

I'm just a few who can crack their back. Oh, that's so satisfying. You can do that? Only my lower back and only when I'm laying down. Really, you cracked your lower back. Yeah, that's a dream come true. Oh, it's so satisfying. Mine's quite a big one, but I'm jealous of people

who are like effortlessly bilingual, that they can just switch between. I'm just like, that would be so cool to be able to do that. I'm also jealous of people who can just fire stuff out of their nose. Like if they got a little bit of blood nose, they just go like, it's not rocket. And it just blasts out, but with mine, because I got giant nostrils, it just like a spray.

It will just go like me. I have that problem too. Yeah. It's like, some people like, and it's like, Oh, yeah, also, like, mustaches are really, mustaches are really gross. If you ever see someone with a serious mustache blow their nose. It's all up in there.

It's disgusting. Sorry to ruin the illusion for you if you like mustaches. You got a new toy? Yeah, what is that? I'm just trying to just click in this thing over here. So it's just a lighter that I have. I'm fascinated by because the lighter, this is a great thing for an audio podcast is the lighter.

Can you see this on the screen? Yeah. Where's it go? Here, here, here. Come up red. Oh, wow. Look at that. I put it right in the black background.

That's freaking dope. How to do that? Uh, we have determined that there are metal coils in there that are made of Einsteinium, and that burns red. It's some metal that burns red, none of us know what burns red. Lithium burns red. I don't think it's lithium, but I think it's lithium. Maybe this.

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Singing I think is the big one. Singing. Backflip's pretty good. Also drawing. Cartwheel is also jealous of. It seems like a cartwheel should be effortless. Like, anybody can give you that. Can you come with it right now?

You can come with it right now. I can not cartwheel. Because there's a part, like, do that. Do you cartwheel right now? You can cartwheel. I cannot cartwheel. Because there's a part, like, you can, it takes things lessons, but like, you have to know how to sing. You can learn how to cartflip, like cartwheel eventually. Could you cartwheel? Probably.

No, I have a, You just made fun of me saying that. I have a new way to could do it. He's gonna try to get me a cartwheel, and I'm not gonna do it. You're trying to get me to do it. I know, I knew it again. I knew it was I suggested that you were gonna do it,

and you gab was gonna try to pin it on me. So I knew what I was going to do. I knew it was I suggested that you were going to do it. And you gav was going to try to pin it on me. So I'm out. You fucking do a cartwheel. That was pretty good. Show us the British European version. You need to have a fucking cartwheel. I still have a cartwheel. So they're going left or right.

They go right to left. Yeah, it's something. It's a garbage thing with the camera. They can't move their feet. They see what like impressionistic thing. Was that net board reference? Yeah, exactly. Some pivot.

All right, so no cartwheels, that's fine. Is it, do you have a dumb name for it too? Cartwheels. No, it's cartwheels. We had them first. We had carts. But I guess there you go. That's far enough back.

We probably, we probably all had them. We all shared them. I was, I was pretty sure we brought those over. I think carts are older than America. Yeah. I'm going to record it saying that. That's what I meant. Everyone was still back over there. I was reading the story. I should have talked about this earlier. I was reading the story about these dating apps in China that got shut down and the people who were running them were all fined because it turned out that there were no women on these apps, that they were just bots, that were programmed to reply to men on these dating apps.

I think you meant that they're just like a real serious case of cat vision. But no, the companies themselves were just running it and just had automated bots sending messages. That was charging for it? Yes. They conned people out of $154 million. That's very successful. Wow. How much? $154 million. How did it take people that long to realize?

How did they realize? Where was I saw it here? The police began investigating August 2017 after suspecting one of the apps of fraudulently charging visitors to view pornographic videos, which did not exist. I guess that might have been the downfall. They were giving the porno that people were paying for. Oh my gosh. That's because the end of the whole thing. That could start at the police investigation,

enjoying. Everything people who pay for porno would be like, I didn't get what I'd ask for, maybe I just look like that. You don't think you'd get like a real stone response? Like I have not received the items that I purchased. I'm going to go tell the police, the pornography which I require. Here's what I ordered for me. My inbox is still lacking the pornography that I requested.

Have you ever paid for porn? No. Have I ever paid for porn? You had to when you were younger. I tried to think. Pre-internet. I mean, I bought Playboy magazine. It's not really porn.

No. It's not dick going in. You mean like, you mean like, like paid I rented porn like at a Video store. I don't know that I did that. I mean I had friends that did Did you at least throw them a buck or two when you watch the point like like pet for money? No Yes, oh you mean my friends or you mean the creators No, I just made it forward I don't know what that means. I got it I mean, the creators. That are your friends. No, I just made it forward.

I don't know what that means, and I got it. I just thought it sounded appropriate. Yeah, I don't think that I have. I mean, besides like buying Playboy, no, I can't think that I have paid for porn, I know. You're buying the other magazines besides Playboy? Don't think so. Found ones in the woods. Yeah, that's so weird.

I don't understand that phenomenon. I found the forest porn. I've read that a couple different places as we talked about that years ago. My housemate used to, at university, used to go and buy joke porn magazines and try and leave them around. What's joke porn?

Like mature porn or like grandma porn. Oh, okay. Like something he wasn't into. One particular, there's no, yeah. No, I don't know, maybe. But he would leave them everywhere. That brings you ice. And so then like we'd get back from college of from class Whatever and like bring our friends over and they'd be like, oh wow, this is okay

And this is like on my coffee table and like get that's okay. He would do it all the time I never trust people to do that because then it's like it's a funny joke right and I was like ha ha ha ha Versus like yeah, it's funny, but you ever think about it Okay, you're worried you're gonna like back into a but you ever think about it? I mean, it's like, it's okay, you're worried, you're gonna like back into a conversation somehow by joking about it, you know, it's like, you just do it. I was just dropped,

torn into my friend's public folder on his laptop, and then I would film him opening it. How many times does he fulfill his? I was like, hey, I've just said his name, I was like, hey, friend's name, check your folder. Oh my god, it was come up big. I should do it. I should do it. I should do it. I should do. Oh my God, it would just come up big. Share libraries with the worst.

He'd always leave his public stuff open. It was always gay porn, I was lobbin' on that too. So he would be quick to close it, I assume. Being a straight man. I used to live in a, before like widespread broadband, he used to live in a part of complex down in South Austin that had wired Ethernet and you could pay to use the Ethernet built in. And it was like a security nightmare because you could see every other computer in the apartment

complex on the network neighborhood. It was like, this is so, like I would not want to plug my computer in unless I was like, all right, I'm going to use it right now, plug it in, do stuff, and then unplug it. Like it was the infrastructure was so bad in that apartment that I could hear my neighbor's phone calls. If I picked up my phone, what? Whoa. And sometimes my phone would ring if it was a call for him.

And, that you split your line? I don't know what the fuck the deal is. Like, but he couldn't hear me if I said anything. He popped that down. And he was a drug dealer. So I could always hear, like sometimes my phone would ring, but it would be his me if I said anything. And he was a drug dealer. So I could always hear, like sometimes my phone would ring,

but it would be his phone that was really ringing. And I would pick it up and I would hear people calling and asking him for stuff. And I'd be like, I really shouldn't be listening to this. Did you just listen to me by that? Sometime, because. I was like, oh, that's how you buy cocaine, okay. I got it.

And I understand now. Wow. I don't know, I freak out. I'd be like, what does people think it's my phone? Yeah, it was a fuck off. Does that still happen on landlines if two people pick up the same, because you just have to listen to calls in your own house. Yeah.

I think on landlines, yeah. Because it's the same, it's still happens. It's the same line. Yeah, if it's plugged into the same line. Right. I'm sure it does. I haven't had a landline in over a decade. I think that was the last time I had a landline.

And that was back in 99? Yeah, probably like 99. Oh my gosh. When's the last time you had a landline? Have you? Well, sometimes it was actually up until quite recently at home, they wouldn't give you internet without installing a landline.

And so you had this pointless phone that no one used in your student house. Hey, but you had a bundle. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah, great bundle of like only using the internet, you're still paying for your lala. Yeah, I guess technically I had one too. I just didn't have it.

There was no phone plugged into it. Right. It was just there like I could work, perhaps. But yeah, everyone's still, you know, obviously you had phones by then. I remember what a big deal it was like to have to call someone long distance back then, it's like, oh, it's gonna cost money for this call. And now it's like, you just call it anywhere. Like in the same country, like in the US,

like you just call it, yeah, it's whatever. It doesn't matter at all. Then we had to figure out, at the Congress office, we had to figure out like the best long distance plan for our office phone. Yeah, probably. Yeah. It was like a stupid discussion we had.

It just like went away. And It was like, win away. And it was like kind of slow bleed. I can't even tell you when it stopped. All I know is they constantly ask me for my home phone number on every phone I fill out, you know, and then mobile's like way down. So I thought my home phone number, then this is mobile and I just want to write, come on.

You know, it's like, I gave you my number. I have one phone number, call me on it. Or, or all those, remember there was also like that huge industry for a while of long distance carriers where you'd go to like a pay phone and it'd be stickers all over it. Yeah. For long distance, you know, eight cents a minute dial this number, like 10111. Yeah. You dial a prefix. Right. You guys won't remember this because you were in a different country. Yeah. But well, Patrick, do you remember any of those? There's got like some of that like they spent there was one that had that really a

Commercials and it was like 10 10 421 or something like that. Something like that. Yeah, we had commercials for our directory inquiry services that was 118 Mm-hmm. 118 118 So yeah, really who didn't know that it was Like was racing with that stupid headbands. Is that still the thing? I don't know. It was like a really,

if you called it and they put you through to the number you wanted, it would cost you like three times as much. Well, then there was always that, like that phase where I feel like every advert was like a compare website. Compare car insurance, compare home insurance, like compare the market,

go compare. Compare the maker. Yeah. 1020. All right, 102020. Compare cars, sure, it's compare home insurance like like go to the market go compare compare the mega yep All right 10 to 20 I got close Christopher Lloyd in this commercial That's big debucks being spent there. Oh, there's John let's go and that one go No, that's 10 3 2 1 though Wow, what was that the one I'm watching is 99 just scan line It was that the one I'm watching is 99 but with scan line For Jesus they they advertise these things constantly there was I was not much in ice cream. There was even there

A Scam that a scam industry that evolved alongside this under if you remember this But like if you picked up a pay phone or if you picked up your home phone You told the opera like an operator says to call you making a long phone, or if you picked up your home phone, and you told the operator, like I made an operator just to call, you're making a long distance call, operator asks you what long distance carried you on to use. And normally you'd say like AT&T or MCI or whatever the fuck there was at the time. But if you said like,

what's your ever one, or it doesn't matter. I don't care. I don't care. Those were companies as well that charged a crazy high rate to you. It wasn't company code I didn't care. Right, so it's, they said what long distance company do you want?

You'd say I don't care. Operator said connecting the call, and you'd be company called I don't care. Right. So it's, it's like, what long does company do? And you say, I don't care. I always say connect in the call. And you'd be using, I don't care long distance paying like $3 a minute. That's amazing. Yeah. That's so good. It's easy to make a choice.

I trust you. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, then none of that matters anymore. No, it's all gone. It's so funny. Well, one of the, one of the, your discretion.

I think before you worked at the company, one of the, we had to do was notify our internet customers for the help desk. We had to inform them, because they were in rural communities like Lufkin and Conroe, that they now could choose a different long distance carrier than AT&T, because most of them still had,

I just spoke to people who still rented their phone from the phone company every month. Wow. Which might not be weird, cause you guys pay for your TVs every year. But it was for a long time, the telephone company owned the entire network, that even owned the phone in your house,

was not your phone. I remember going to my phone company with my mother to pick a new color of phone for our kitchen phone. Get the avocado? We went with yellow. Oh, you wanted to do that. Classic, very kitsch. Very kitsch, and he's all joking me.

I mean, I don't own my modem. You know, yeah, you don't own your cable box, right? Yeah. I mean, so it doesn't seem like that. I don't want to own it. But it's weird to have a phone. This is that your phone, you're leasing your phone. My fucking cable box died on Christmas day.

Oh, no. What a phone. You had the incident. Everything was on demand, anyway. What a fucking stupid problem to have. It's actually a problem? It's like you just want to put something on whatever, right? Like I had family over. It's like you just want to have something to like distract people.

And it's like, oh no, you want to watch a big red X and a number two because I can show you that. You want to watch anything else? You're fucked right now. But your cable box went down. The cable service was fine. The cable service was fine. Mine she said you the- Apple TV. cable service was fine cable service was fine mind She said you the

Apple TV I did I mean that's what that was the solution but but then it's like you have to keep your family like But then you have to teach your family and people who aren't necessarily tech savvy like okay, oh Yeah, that's not working you have to use this device We never used before we got my grandma and iPad for Christmas I have never seen anyone less enthused to receive an iPad in my entire life. She was just like, ugh, you're gonna expect me to learn this. You guys kidding? Because she, like,

you've given me a job. Yeah, exactly. And I sat with her all through Christmas and tried to teach her how to use it. And she just, like, it's no use. Yeah. Yeah. So I have a phone.

That's what I do. It's in my house. People call me if I go and meet them. And then not there, I go home. That's what I do. That's awesome. It's wonderful. It's pretty easy. You'll be coming over. She'll be and they're not there, I go home. That's what I do. That's awesome. It's wonderful. It's pretty easy.

You'll be coming over. She'll be using it to like put hot plates. I mean, I'm going to go home. I'm out of the oven. She's just using it as a like a... This iPad is great for induction. Yeah. You're like, I'm just...

It's kind of amazing. Usually there's a hot plate now, that's it. The, the, the, my dad drove me insane when he got a Mac. And I set it up so that I could remote desktop in. What do they call that on Mac? They call it something else. Uh, it's for motorists. The screen share.

The screen share. Yeah. And uh, I had set up to where I could do that. I set up all of us. Everything the way he had it. And he just, he had, he lived in Asheville, North Carolina and he had this guy at a local computer shop, who it was annoying that he, like,

would trust that guy more than me to help himself because I knew everything my dad was doing on his computer. But then he also called him his, he was a Matt Guru, but my dad couldn't pronounce the word Guru. And so he kept calling him his Matt Guru and had just like, that's a great people player name, Matt Guru. He just compounded.

The aggravation. Stop talking about this Garou. Garou, and it's just like, I just, it drove me insane. I remember. I have to go and see the apple gin was. Yeah, I remember you being on the phone with him, like trying to help trouble a few of his stuff or like it would just stop working.

You'd be like, what did you do? What happened? What did you do? I geek squads to come out of. But his Matt Garou would turn off my screen sharing stuff so I couldn't log into my dad's computer. Sneaky Garou. Oh, my God. Sneaky Garou.

The Garou is trying to make his own business. Like if you're helping him, he's the Garou that makes it any money. He knew what he was doing that Garou. If I'm being optimistic, I can always hope the guy thought, I'm gonna take this off that guy's hands. Because everyone knows what's like to be the tech support person your family, that can be kind of a nightmare.

I like the idea I'm want that he was an evil little guru. He didn't want you. He's still out there in Asheville, North Carolina. Turning off people's remote dust. He knew when he met gurus. Years ago, I bought a family member, a computer, and I also bought them like the extended tech support, and like put it like on an 800 number,

and I was like, here, that's the number. If there's any issues, that's who you call to help you with it. Like I paid extra just so that number would be active for like three years. So they would, I would not have to deal with that. That's a nightmare having to deal with someone else's tech problem.

What it is is that I'm pretty techy. I know you know, I have to do a lot of stuff, but grandparents find problems that there's no reason to exist. Like it's amazing. Like a grandparents who's like, all right, I need to be able to plug in a USB stick to my TV and make a photos. It's like, that's, yeah, I'm sure you, why the,

why you have an iPad, you have a computer. Are you gonna really drag stuff onto your USB stick and wedge it in your computer and then, no. And then just sit and like watch them all. Yeah, and then I'm like doing it showing to him and I was like, do you ever do this? Do you think you ever will? He's like, no, I just wanna know how.

He's like, oh man, I found the greatest invention ever. I bought it a couple of years ago. Hold on a second. What is Gus the greatest invention ever. I bought it a couple years ago. Hold on a second. What is Gus' greatest invention ever? Speaking of tech support, what? In this vein. It's a helmet that makes a soundproof bubble around your head. What is this greatest invention ever? It's a little plug, right?

It looks like a pass through. So you plug it into power, and then you plug another device into it. But you configure this plug to connect to your Wi-Fi network. And if it periodically pings the internet and if the internet ever goes down, it shuts itself off and then turns itself back on. No, what in the world? You plug your cable modem into it. And if the power plug detects that there's no internet, it power cycles your modem for you. So, wait, if it detects a Wi-Fi. Right, if it detects your Wi-Fi's down.

Right. It will be totally, what if I have different Wi-Fi? You tell it one, no. I don't have any problem with this anymore. If you need to help someone, and you don't want to have to go over, they don't want to learn how to reboot their devices. It's like, just get that thing. And it reboots everything on its own.

That is all person proof. Yeah. I have a problem with my super first world problem home automation, where at some point through some app, I've said it so that if I use Alexa for a timer and then the timer runs out, it will beep like normal. But all of my lights flash in every room. What? Yeah, and I just do it at some point.

It's a big dream alarm. Yeah, so like, Meg will just be like. Your eggs are done. Yeah, I'll be like cooking breakfast and then she'll be in the bedroom where it's really far from the kitchen and all the lights are like, and they all go off individually

and all the living room and all the kitchen's doing it. And I'm like, Alexa, stop. Is that the crystal maze? Yeah, I don't know, because it was a long time ago. I don't know which app this function is. It's not in the hue bulbs. It's not in Alexa. It's like some separate thing you installed.

It's super panic room along. Yeah, but it's just skills. It could be in your skills. I'm a like, okay, okay. I'm just out of so tight. Well, I know I'm back. You go through throwing it all away. Yeah, I'm just stark fresh. Oh, I knew I'm back to you. Throw it all away and just start fresh. Oh, just start.

I put your house in. You're a lack of a possessed. Well, you know what, I was gonna do for a vlog, but I didn't do it because one of the most consistent complaints that I got when I was making the vlog was, first of all, less alley, obviously. Oh. But then, the other complaint that the main complaint

I got was, don't spend money on anything other complaint, the main complaint I got was, don't spend money on anything. That was true. That was, don't spend money on anything. And I want to do a really funny vlog, but it was gonna be intentionally wasteful, where, and I forget what it was. Is it your laundry one?

No, that's the other one I want to do. You'll appreciate this gap. Here's some vlog ideas that are gonna leave. I was gonna do, when we were traveling one time, I was gonna take my entire suitcase and turn it into the hotel and say, laundry, do it all. Because when you see that sheet of what the laundry cost at a hotel, she was gonna go to a laundromat

and spend like seven bucks. How much do you need? A cost to do a whole suitcase? Like two weeks of clothes in a normal hotel. At a hotel you'd probably pay like 500 bucks. It's astronomical the price of laundry. I've never used laundry in a hotel. It's like 35 bucks for a shirt.

That'd be the interesting game. To complete a simple task in the most expensive way possible. That's what the other thing was. On Amazon, I was buying something. I don't know what it was. Just to say how simple this thing was, I'm gonna say it was an LED light bulb, but not a hue bulb, just an LED light bulb.

And it said, do you want professional installations? It was 85 bucks, I was like, I've gotta be the guy who's like, all right, yes, I want you to come install my light bulb for $85. That would be so good if you planned to work from home. So he arrives and you're like, yes, just so thanks. Yes, that was. Thanks, buddy.

You might have if I watch. But what the hell was it? If it wasn't like out of reach, like he was a lamp, like a desk lamp and you're working and it's like it's right, it's that one. Yeah, this one and it's driving me crazy. I'm out of, I'm over my head. I've been trying to figure this out. Like there are some things where it suggests professional installation

and you really do have to wonder if the technician showing up at the house is like, feels bad at all. I think I got offered it when I bought a blender. I'm not saying, on Twitter, at wrong Bob Denver, says Gavin, lad, you have alerts for hearing impaired on. That's where it is. Maybe you're deaf. How did I do that? What's that? How would five minutes be? hearing impaired on. That's more is. Maybe your death.

How did I do that? What's that? How would five minutes? Maybe you just, uh, say three feet has stopped. Why did you say all the rooms? Not just the kitchen. Is everything, well, everything's

really good, right? I only can't see the joke. Otherwise you would have picked up one on immediately. I was just going, I was explaining to Gavin. I said, it's like the time that we, the time that we did the quotes in around eight messages to you. I saw there was a thread on Reddit this weekend

where they had, what were your favorite Reddit posts? My favorite Reddit post of all time did not make the cut for some reason. I tried to find somebody else posting it, which was the guy who discovered his prostate. And they think, that incredibly well written Reddit post. But you know, it wasn't there. Your snail thing was in there, but the Reddit version of the snail, which I think was that

they give you and the snail a million dollars. I think that was an art original, but then the snail just chases you for the rest of his, your life. Yeah. That was our original. And then we modified it for a million dollars, where it's just the person gets it. but then the snail just chases you for the rest of his your life. Yeah, that was our original No, and then we modified it for a million dollars where it's just the person gets it. Why is it snail getting million dollars? Well, you have a zoo or thing I think snail thing. I think you wanted the snail to be able to have You built each alike to hunt you in more interesting ways you buy like playing tickets and stuff Yeah, it can get into a taxi. There you go. Not maybe with But there's now a need representation in that respect.

Like an agent? Yeah, to help him spend that money, like a wealth management. Just keep this consistent. Be like, be a snail's assistant. That would be good. Did you see that thing? Would those flyers around LA? It was like bathing my milk or something?

I've seen those posted online, but I've never seen them actually. Apparently it was all just a load of shit. It was like a prank. It was a joke. Pysome. Oh yeah, that was weird. Some guy. But it was all just a load of shit. It was like a prank. It was a joke by some. Oh yeah, that was weird. Some guy, but it was, yeah, it was weird. It was really a poster and it had pictures of this woman in like this disgusting robe

and just different men in a rank bath full of milk. And it was like different pictures of different men. And it's like, come and bath in my milk, I'll watch. Oh, wow. And there was a like a phone number. Oh, how many people do you think called it? I tell you, though, did you see the golden globe's last night? No, I said some of the highlights. I said the Oprah speech was amazing. You talked about, well, he talked, it was, but he talked about seeing that billboard.

When we think about when they were talking about, was it, James Franco was talking about, time and so? Yeah, it was, but he talked about seeing that billboard. When we think about when they were talking about, was it, James Franco was talking about, when, yeah, Tom and was in the room and about how you saw the billboard, and it was Seth Rogen, it was talking about you saw the billboard for the movie, and it had his phone number on it so that you could call him and talk about the movie. Like, hope that this is just so wild, it's just out there.

Did you guys see when James Franco accepted the Golden Globe? Yeah. For best actor. Didn't he try and Tommy was a try to grab the mic? Well, he called them up on stage. It was such a funny moment. I thought James Franco handled it really well. Yeah. Because Tommy was a walks-up on stage. They go to like shake hands, awkward hug kind of a thing. And then as soon as they back away from each other, Tommy was so leans in and goes to grab the mic. And James Franco has his phone in his hand because he's about to like read a speech off and he just goes like this, like Tommy was coming in for the mic like this. And then he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Like that. It was just like, there's no way in hell I could let you get on the mic. Absolutely not. I mean, let's not be insane about that. You can come up on stage, but they'll never give me another word again if you start here. He's not grabbing the mic. It's not a mic.

He's supposed to grab and move. It's like the one that goes into the floor and comes up. It's in its position. You don't fucking grab that thing and yank on it. I just worry whatever's going to come out of his mouth. That's how to be worried about my shoes. Why has he done it from? No, no, no, no, no, no.

He just... On your lens. That's what he says. That's what he says. I mean, I've seen the disaster. Oh, it, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He made them the movie that he wanted to make. Right, it's about passion and about doing what you want to do, despite other people telling you that. Disaster artists. You can't. Yeah, yeah. I just never got into the whole room for nomin' out.

What, after I had seen the room before I watched the disaster artist and it was still so good and so fun. Have you seen the room now? No, I feel like I saw it sort of off of it to understand what I don't think I need to put myself there at the end of the disaster artist. They show some side by side comparison scenes. They do such a good job of like remaking it.

It's brilliant, it's a really good part. Yeah, I've seen some clips, just like interactions between, they look like humans, but. Yeah, like one of my favorite scenes from it is when Seth Rogen, his character, goes to like Cash's check and he does not believe, there's any way that's gonna be money on the other end of this.

And the guy's like, yes, that's counting out and he's just like, wait, well, really? Like, I'm getting paid for this movie. Oh, okay. I guess I'll do it. It's so good. How cool is it to be that in the public eye

and have no one know where you're from? Yeah. Oh, no, your real name or age? Is that not his name? What, your origin? He's like Wolverine basically. Yeah, through the movie he says he's like 19. Does he really? Yeah. Like, how old are he says he's like 19. Does he really?

Yeah. Like how old are you? He's like same as you. There's no way. What are you talking about? It's fantastic. The Patrick, if there's any way or we can pull up the James Franco's even without audio, the acceptance speech,

because you can see the move that he does. But then when the end when Franco starts giving the actual speech, my favorite moment, I think, from any award ceremony of all time now, is when James Franco calls out his oldest friend in entertainment, known him since Freaks and Geeks, Seth Rogen,

and they cut to Seth Rogen, and I can't begin to describe the look on Seth Rogen's face when they cut to him. It's literally, it's kind of like this. You get a weird hair thing going on too. And he's like this. And he holds it. He just holds it forever.

Thanks for cutting away on that, by the way. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? expression for so frigging long and then they just go back to Franco and Franco's the reaction. But to me, I was like, what the hell was that?

I just think I probably couldn't see it right? They don't mind not have a monitor. I don't know man, that that that look would have crossed in distance. I want to see that look that are you gonna are you gonna watch it on you? Uh, I was there. I got to get a screener. I did. You died knew you did you fucker. I enjoyed the not me portman moment very much.

Oh, here we go. We got it. So this is, he goes for the hug, and then here, he likes to go straight for the mic. He's like, what? Like, even just like fuck that. But look at his face, like you laugh. He's like, no, I know where this is going.

No. Absolutely, no. And then right after that, he starts doing the speech. And then you can see Seth Rogen's face. I'm sure they'll queue it up. But I was so happy seeing Seth Rogen's face. That was brilliant. It just made me laugh.

Yeah, I watched that highlight, and then I watched the Natalie Portman moment. What was Natalie Portman? Where she's announcing the nominees for Best Director and no females have been nominated. So she goes, and the all male nominees are, and the whole room's like, ooh. Oh, really?

Yeah, one of the biggest, like, that's one of the highlights. Who got snubbed? Director from the Wonder Woman? Because she was right. Because one of the best film candidates and one that won an award a couple of days ago and everyone thought, like, should have been nominated and would have won was a few month directors.

Who was it? Grace Girlbake's movie, Lady Bird? Lady Bird. Oh, Greta Gerwig. Greta Gerwig, yeah. Uh, I saw Lady Bird's the drag. I was shocked that Lady Bird won in that category. Oh.

I'm gonna see full motion here. Can we see it? Oh. Uh, there's a scrubbing. Hey, is there anybody said they're like, eh, there's not even a lot of the way you're is holding that. I think like you must be going to tear out for something, right?

Yeah, yeah. You're like, he had the crazy long beard and the crazy hair. He's gonna be playing the Jack Patilla story. Do you got a Jack Patilla? It's not that big old beard. Jack doesn't have that anymore, but. I thought they announced something they're gonna be doing next and I was really excited about it

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So on Twitter, Peter Hays is saying the Natalie Portman moment was the thing because it was straight after Oprah speech and Ron Howard started the segment with well moving on from that. Oh, no, did he really? That's what that did he really? I don't know. Okay, that's just gonna watch this golden glow.

Bad phrasing. Well moving on from that. I'm sure he didn't mean it in that way. Yeah, I got it. Who I thought it would be difficult to follow that. Like after Oprah left the stage, I was like, wow. Yeah. Like who's gonna come up and be like,

all right, now time for awards. Sure. People are talking about how much they want Oprah now to run for president after this incredible speech that she gave with the Golden Globes, which she gave an incredible speech at the Golden Globes. And it was really awesome. And everything she said, I agree with 100%.

The problem is, I just, I can't imagine, I can't imagine if the race for the presidency in 2020 is Trump versus Oprah. That would seem like such a late, completely 90s joke. That sounds like a music song. It does, yeah, it does. It's like I've even heard the talk about there being a, Someone doesn't have to be on TV to be president. That sounds like a musical. It does, yeah. It does. I'm fuss is Oprah.

I've even heard the talk about there being a Oprah, Tom Hanks ticket. So it's two people that are just entertainment started. I think Tom Hanks set that as a joke. Okay. I hope so. Listen. That's insane.

Listen. The entire time the Trump was going to the primaries. He was a big joke, remember? He was a big fucking joke. Man, have you read Fire and Fury? No, why would I fucking read that? I wouldn't you. I don't know.

I don't spend, I don't spend. That's a weird visceral reaction to my that question. I know why people spend so much time because we're written by a big phony. It's all fake. I read a really interesting review of it, which probably is probably my prejudice that I have against the book, which is that it's just a bunch of things that can't be confirmed or denied, nothing that can be verified.

A lot of which has, though, and not all of it can be. That basically, and this is, I think, a metaphor for the country as a whole right now, possibly even not a world, is that basically, just your reaction to the book falls along certain lines. Either you love the book and you think it's great and somebody wrote this horrible book about Trump or it's a piece of shit, it's a bullshit, and it shouldn't have never been written in the first place.

It doesn't change anything, doesn't add anything to the conversation at this point. It just continues to amplify the conversation we continue to have. Which is why people get on Twitter and they fucking subscribe to Trump, the people that dislike him the most. Yeah, I like the Howard Stern effect. I refuse to do that.

I don't, yeah. I don't follow him. But I read every one of his tweets because everyone I follow retweets his stuff. I don't think they realize what a savant this guy is for managing media and PR. Yeah, I don't even think he gets it. Like how good he is at it. He just changes the conversation every two minutes. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, this weekend where he said, I'm like, I'm comma like comma mentally stable.

Who adds the word like into? I thought it was gonna be funny. I think he was doing it to me. No, I think I think he was totally delivered. He has no understanding of the English language. He's very very. I think at a rudimentary, he might have

like an eighth grade mastery of the English language. He put it, very good. I think at a rudimentary, he might have like an eighth grade mastery of the English language. He put it in as like an interstitial. It wasn't like part of the, like I just said the word. I think the punctuation he uses is all interstitial. Like it doesn't make sense anything. Do you think he dictated it and he can, he said like? No. He dropped his street for me.

I'm like medley stable. But the reason I bring up the book, I'm the door and the reason I bring up the book is I'm listening to audio book. And I can't imagine being the person who had to record the audio book, who's reading it and going like, wait, what?

Really? Is that how that went down? Yeah. A lot of bad text. This guy's being like, I just asked. Is that true? Like I refuse to believe that this actually happened. This doesn't seem right.

That's super not right. So we've talked about the book without really mentioning anything in it. Like is there anything that stood out for you in this book? There was a, I'm only on chapter three I think. Like I'm not too far into it yet. And there was a phrase I'd never heard before

that I really loved where he said that someone describes someone else as being the type of person who sucks up and shits down. I was like, that's a fucking great phrase. That works as a phrase. Yeah, I was like, I've never heard like it put into that kind of context like that's pretty good. I'm assuming at this point you guys follow Peter Hayes on Twitter. He put aside by side of me and Seth Rogan. If you guys want to grab that, we'll cut away from it. What's... Yeah.

That was pretty good. I didn't have the hand gesture down. It wasn't as wild-eyed as I recall. It was better in my head. A wild-eyed Seth Rogan was. One of the eyes is open More I think that's what he's doing there. Yeah, what's the chances not stoned? Oh? Slim for that. They're an award ceremony. We can watch on TV. Can I sit in there? Why did you say slim to none?

He said he asked what are the chances that he's not stone you said slim to none? He's not stone. He's not stone. Is that slim to none. That he's not stone. What are the chances he's not stone? Is that just a common saying, or did you say that for a reason? I think that that's just an idiom that I know. Okay. Why? Why are you on that? It's a reference to something,

and I can't remember what movie that's from. That's like someone's response to everything. Slim to none. I think it might have been like the original jackass. It's a saying, Slim to none. I feel like saying you're very frequently, and I just think it's a movie. Slim to none.

What are the odds that this action works, slim to none? like everyone kept saying? Well maybe it's like a Pontius quote or something. I don't know. I was just curious if you were saying it in reference to something. Oh no, not that I'm aware of, but maybe, could be like top game, better, deeper, more or something.

Who is the best person from Jackass? That just cracks you up every time you watch it. Chris Pontius, I think? Pontius? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Pontius would be probably... Chris Pontius, the Dave England. Dave England, to me, he's the most underrated guy in Jack. Yeah, it's fucking funny.

When he double kicks Bamarger in the face, it's one of the greatest moments on television ever. Dave England has all the best moments, I think. At least the most disgusting. He's always the most shag. Oh, he's like making an omelette from this stomach. It's clueless. Thank you, Patrick. To me, he has one of an omelette from this stomach. It's clueless. Thank you, Patrick.

To me, he has one of the best reactions from the TV series when Johnny Knox will rigged up that doorbell that sets off like an airbag. Yeah, that's my favorite. Oh, my God. He has some right in the face. And then he even patted his eyes and he's like, he just goes, what?

What happened? It's like, it's no idea where he is. Or what's happening to him. And like, all these streamers go off is so extreme. Oh, God, it's no idea where he is or what happens. And like, when all these streamers go off, it's so extreme. Oh God, it's always so great. That one, the doorbell and the big hand. That's somebody I've watched both of those. Yeah, the big hand is so great.

The big hand is classic. I like a lot of We-Man quotes because his sentences are so messed up sometimes. Where he's like, he'll say something like, I fell down kinda, but it's like, I put weird extra bits in the senses to make no sense. Yeah. Do you think that he regrets not using his real name all those years? I guess we managed to do it in the movies. Yeah. I think it has to be.

Everyone else, no one else uses a stage name right they all have like their name a couple like the I mean am I very people Steve oh, yeah, Steve oh, I feel like a stage name a moniker. Yeah, right. Oh, it's so sweet man. It's a molecule God catch it the face Oh dude He had to have been concussed yeah, he was just so Awful dude. What? He had your Lincoln cuss. Yeah.

He was just so disoriented. Yeah. The one with a big hand, you talk about the, where they're coming into like a craft services area, that he had the huge high five hand. The end one is with a hit band Margarita with it. And he's just like, Katie's incredible.

It if, if, it's like the most amazing craft fall of all time, if he's faking it. And I don't think he is. Cause he's just like, he's flat as a board and he just goes straight down. It's just slide. It's amazing. Oh, is it, don't they make someone carry like a tray full of soup? Is it David? I'm saving like they're like wearing the soup and like I got like Aaron Aaron McGarry. I don't hate his last name This one that's the bad Marjaro. Oh, yeah, get a watch the trajectory of like

And they put flour on it oh What do you think is too about Jack asked you they didn't have flour on the first one when I think we man came in And then they have the part you can watch like the progression of what they need they add to the prank or the joke They keep adding to it as they go. Every time there's an iteration of it. I just had to say about that joke, it was just like, so genuine, I love it. And it's weird, because I was thinking about this whole Logan Paul thing. I was watching the other stuff of him going around Japan, just being a menace to the Japanese

public. And I was like, what an awful person to be around. And then I thought, but I've also watched the Jack S guys do the exact same thing. Well, the Jack S guys were doing it to each other. Yeah. Well, there was the panda. No, there was the bit where like the party boys like grinding up against the security guy and stuff where they're actually messing with people in Japan.

And then remember they put the panda suit on and like crashed into the skateboarding and shoving each other through the stage. That's the thing that sets can set apart something from being like offensively funny. I just felt like a hypocrite when I was like, this scummy Logan Paul dude. Well, he has no charisma and he's not endearing. Well, two. The jacket starts like in a way.

I'm sure his audience would rather watch Logan Paul than Jack S. Why? When Ellie first started working with me and she was going to start working on the vlog, I had her sit down. I said we're gonna watch some other vloggers and like talk about some stuff. I gave up on that. Well, a video in a half end.

She just was like, I hate these all these people are terrible. No, that is not true. The ones I showed you, you were just like, get that, take that away. Who's your, who? Well, I don't want to name any names. I like their work. How about this then? Ellie, who's your favorite vlogger?

Who's your favorite vlogger? Don't say that here. He's not here. I don't know. I mean, Casey Neistat impresses me and knew every time with what he manages to do. And unlike, I wouldn't say that I find his like, that I've been extremely attracted to him as like a human, but I'm always very impressed by his work. So talented, but ugly. This we're getting out of this. That's the TLDR. I was not what I said.

I was summarizing. I was translating from proper British to a American. But he does always something about his video. They're like, well, that was super impressive to watch. He does, he did a breakdown on top of the stories that he tells, like how he approaches that every video has to have conflict and resolution in it. And he showed one of his favorites to have conflict and resolution in it. And he showed one of his favorites or he referenced one of his favorites and I went and

watched it where he like got his drone stuck on the roof of a building and then went to a taller building. But it was like 12 stories taller and he rigged up this thing with twine and a bent coat hanger and like lowered it down and hooked his thing 12 stories below him and brought his drone up and saved it. I kind of spoiled it into the video, but it's like three years old at this point. That's amazing. and hoaked his thing, 12 stories below him and brought his drone up and saved it. I kind of spoiled it into the video, but it's like three years old at this point.

That's amazing. So every vlog has conflicts and resolution? I think he tries to do that, but then he also says, when we open packages. So, you know, oh, you're new, I will. Yeah, well, I think that's like a,

I don't know what you call that, it's like a format, like unboxing. Unboxing, yeah. But it's like stuff that people send you. I never do unboxing stuff because I always feel like, and I'm not trying to call it anybody that works with us, because many, many people on the internet do this, and many people clearly enjoy it.

But I always feel like if I do that, I'm insinuating that people should send me stuff. Yeah, I had a word. That's why I don't do it. I had it feels weird. It feels like begging. I had a weird moment last week where, like I participated in the Risttholiday card exchange,

and I got my card, and I thanked the person who sent it on social media, and Count 3D had sent me a really nice gift as well. He had sent me this poster, but I didn't thank him on Twitter, and he had emailed me asking if I got it, and I said, yeah, I did, but I didn't want to thank him,

because I didn't want to thank him publicly, because I didn't want to make it seem like I was encouraging other people to send me gifts as well. Like does that make sense? Like, that's just us. I didn't want to thank him publicly because I didn't want to make it seem like I was encouraging other people to send me gifts as well. Yeah. Does that make sense? That's just us. I should have sent him a message. Yeah.

I guess that's definitely on me, but I didn't want to do it publicly. I went onto my Amazon account to complain about an item that arrived broken, as is my right. And I saw that you can now add unboxing videos to your past orders as part of Amazon's like, or others. You can publish videos that you've made. Yeah, it's like add unboxing video to your,

or it's like to your delivered order. So you watch somebody else's, why don't you make your own? You make your own, like if it's that for, for other people to or Amazon. I guess people who are buying. Right, so you look at the product and it shows up. Yeah, I guess so.

It says like add your unboxing video. So wonder if it's like as an alternative to writing a review, now you can also add an unboxing video to your past. See, when you were saying it first, it's like if there's a problem with the order, then maybe you can catch the video. No, that's just in the same page as what it's like return and replace item, add unboxing video, right review. You know what I would do?

I'm just repolishing those, but all I'm gonna be doing in a video is popping those stupid airbags and then like breaking down boxes. Cause it seems like that's just a job. I get some products and you're like, it does seem like the convenience of ordering stuff online versus getting it in real life. Call it a deboxing video.

Is, yeah, go. I like it. I fucking invented a format for you. It's all yours. You can have it for almost therapy. A bit like the opposite of ASMR, just like a very loud shot. No, not rip.

Like tear the tape off the side and everything. Just like dealing with cardboard, it feels, I feel like I do feel like the Amazon culture of sending stuff directly to your house. He doesn't feel like it's sustainable to me because they ship all the stuff in mass to locations. Then you go and buy the stuff you want and take it home. Like you say, you went to a Best Buy and bought stuff.

But if people are buying, and I'm gonna talk about computers or somebody who has somebody buys a TV or something like that, I don't want people like, you can subscribe to laundry pods. They just show up. Right? And it's like,

if they're shipping a box of laundry pods Right to your house. It's just seems like laundry detergent is still something that you should go To the store to get what if you want a 24 pack of bottled water That's gonna be the most wasteful thing you could do is order that on Amazon What would you rather have everyone going to a store? Yes, everyone using that cause oh one car driving around delivery And also is that car is that delivery vehicle going to be driving down your street passing your house anyway. It's like going out of its way. But the delivery truck doesn't deliver all like 30 items you buy at the grocery store at one time. So you're getting like two or three at a time. So imagine if you went to the grocery store, but you're only allowed

to buy four things and then you got to come home, drop them off, go back again. It seems like kind of impossible math. It seems like this is like massive actuary table, and it just doesn't matter. It's like at the end of the day, it's whatever the market demands, and that's the way it's gonna be. And we're gonna have drones in a moment.

Guys, we're out of cardboard. We don't know what to do. What's the most expensive online ordering mistake you've made? Like you ordered it and you're like, oh, I ordered the wrong thing. Uh, my mom was the cat scratcher, but it was actually like this pick up the floor, like for like a leopard. It was a, she was like, it was like, yeah, five feet high. She was like, oh, for like a two domestic cats at home.

Like you wanted something, but it was a lot smaller. Oh, huge mistake. So for when we moved into the Congress office down south, I said, I'm tired of buying utensils, raw fablinator, tired of buying utensils all the time, so I'm gonna buy a 2,500 of forks and knives and spoons. So I just ordered them all. And I did the mistake of, I ordered the forks,

I ordered the knives, and I ordered the forks. They said people want this, also about this. So I bought ordered them all. And I did the mistake of I ordered the forks, I ordered the knives. And by I ordered the forks, they said people bought this also about this. So I bought that. They people bought this also about that. I said, okay, I bought that too. So those forks, nice to squeeze, they all came. No sense of scale. It was a spoon, but they were all this big. And I we had 25 hundred spoons or like taste your spoons. I forgot about that. But they were perfectly shaved spoons, but just tiny. Is it because you just went for the cheapest spoon? No, I just literally went the recommended people who bought exactly. There was something else that I saw. I think I posted about on Twitter or 17 you guys where it was people who bought this, also bought this and it was it was a

classic mistake of that's not going to fit that because they're two different formats and I can't remember what it was, but it was something along the the lines of like a standard versus metric Alan ranchers or something like that, but it was something that, like I know doesn't fit. Did you see that photo I tweeted this weekend of the giant bags of chocolate? Oh my God.

What are you doing to yourself? It's like a similar thing. Where were you? I was at home goods. Okay, I don't know what that is. It's like a Marshalls. Yeah, and they had 50, they're 20're 20 pound bags. 22 pound bags of chocolate. And it looked like, and the people kept saying,

it looked photoshopped, cuz it did, cuz it looked like a little bag of mini chocolate you'd buy, like this big, except it was 22 pounds worth of it. What was this like individually wrapped in chocolate? In the inside. 2000 were in each bag. Oh my God. Oh my God.

And nobody else was freaking out in the store. Like I saw it and I was like, what the fuck is that? I got went over and you mean you started taking a bite of huge. And nobody else was freaking out in the store. Like I saw it and I was like, what the fuck is that? I went over and immediately started taking a break. And nobody else is even looking at it. I actually pulled it down from the shelf but you could see the empty shelf. So it was up there.

I was like, what the hell is that? At first I thought it was dog food. They definitely felt like hotels, aren't they? Must be. Yeah. One was $300 and the other was $200. My friend and Unit once bought from Amazon like two crates of chocolate digestive biscuits.

And then it said people who also bought this sport and it was a book that was called Weight Management, a Cry for Help. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. We were like, oh, that's so good. What's your go-to biscuit? Chocolate digestive. Yes, for a plate.

But as I have my palate has matured, I've gone from the milk chocolate to the dark chocolate. Oh, yeah. A little bit better. Yeah. How do you feel about hobnobbs? I love a hobnob. They're the best for dunking in tea.

For sure. But then you start to drink. Bernie, what's a hobnob? A hobnob is a biscuit that has cream in the center. Oh, incorrect. I'm not dead. They're like, do you know what I bloody never got into and all my friends loved them?

And I thought you were a lunatic, you're a maniac. Wagon wheel. I hate your wagon wheels. Wagon wheel suck, like gross. It's so gross. They look disgusting. They're having the most British conversation ever. Oh, there's a hobnob.

Ah, so good. Oh, gosh, there's the tea kettle. The British moment is now over. Thank you guys. Thank you for participating. We'll see y'all next week. Wow. How do you know it's ready?

What's that? I know it's ready. I heard the click right before it made the whistle. We went out for Pepsi the other day. We did, yeah. You know, be great. That's a good, great moment together. Congratulations.

If they should make a tea kettle that makes a digital whistle. I'm sure they do. It's like, well, that's exactly what you just did there. Well, I did a YouTube. It's recording, but it's now digital. It's not a kettle though. You digitized and then the people listening to this, it's over a podcast.

So who is the real whistle? I like to think that one person was making T-cattle. I was thinking that they were like, oh, it's written and then I've been disappointed. Oh, one of the noises can we do like that? Tell us about your lovely date that you guys took. We guys went out for bevs. Where did you go? You just said it so that what it it whistles all the lights flash. Yes, it's really helpful

We went to a bar. Yeah, we went to the schoolhouse and our fight is over We're friends now. Are you friends now? I don't have to like my way between you guys. We decided to become friends Yeah, well it was all it was all because of a pat butcher joke It was a pat butcher friends. Yeah. Well, it was all because of a Pat Butch joke. It was. A Pat Butch joke. Yeah. See? Gavin made a Pat Butch joke.

What is a reference from EastEnders? Don't need to put the seatbelt on yet. Flash the lights. I'll be really quick. And I laughed and he was like, hey, we should be friends because no one else would laugh at a Pat Butch joke. True. Tell us a bit.

Tell us the joke. I'll see you by that. It was you. It was your face when you got your makeup done. Where's my head put your shirt? I said you let my pet put your, oh, the eyeliner one. And I thought, because in my head, I thought you let my pet put your, and I was like, well, there's no point in saying that no one will get it. At least next to me.

I said, I'm a fuck off. That's all it took. So you're bonding by like just basically banging on me. Is that the way it works? Well, I mean, we got a unifiable. Strangest in a strange land. Yeah, I'm just gonna say it works. That was fun. I had fun. I got a tipsy.

It had some fun. Yeah. Nice. We're here to drink. Schoolhouse. Is that it? No, I missed it. Didn't this all the fur? Well, I missed it. Not a fur, ever, ever. I missed it because I was playing my T-Kill noise.

Is it known that we were like sworn enemies before this? Not sworn enemies, but I think people enjoyed the fact that we should have been friends But we would definitely weren't I'm not just playing random People go insane play like the default iPhone ring Alexa buy the million dollars butt card game Yes, yes

I usually get about 30 orders every time we do that Feel like I ordered it. I was like I can stop it, but now I get a like the biotic Sydney tickets There you want to find out maybe we're third and fourth Alexa flash the lights. So Alexa Hey, look at that Gavin on this This is like my house when I asked him. Is that our line of director Gavin who did that? That was real quick. It was Cody.

Cody did it. Cody, thank you, Cody. That was wicked. That was really good. Was that all manual? Was that your hands-going, ape shit? No. No.

I have buttons. The, oh, I found out the Alexa, you can change it to different. This is a nightmare for anyone with an Alexa. I know it is. We're sending like 16 times. I found out the Alexa, you can change it to different... This is a nightmare for anyone with an Alexa that I know it is. We've sent it like 16 times. I found out that device, you can change it's accent. Play Stevie Wonder. Stop it. Stop it.

The, oh the British Alexa just went off. But you can put a different accent on it. And so I really liked, they have an Indian English and it has an Indian accent. And I really like it, because I love the Indian accent. However, for some reason, one of the features I like about it is you tell it you can order stuff that you're out of.

For me, it's trash compactor bags. Does it never remember to order them? Does it listen in Indian? I don't know if it listens in Indian. No, it's just, it's English with an Indian accent. It's what it is. But when I went to go buy something with a guy, I said to that device, order more trash compactor bags

and it says you can't order through the Amazon store with a different language. Really? I guess. Why is that? That's my greatest to me. Why could, why can't I not? Well Patrick had his theory.

It's my English though. Patrick had his theory. His English though. Patrick had his theory, sexist. You think that Australian, and he was trying to get directions, and eventually he had to just speak in an Australian accent for it to understand here. Yeah, I think it listens in the accent. Yeah. That's really.

It must, because it must just try to pick up on your, like, no, no, it listen, you, you, you, you, I don't know about that, because you must be good. I'm sure you must be good. The phone device, you train it to your voice. You don't do that device, you know, just use the hammer at it.

Not a long. And then if you're like me, you're like being a store, you know, just shout to it. And it's not anywhere around you, you know, because you're just used to shouting. It really is like a weird thing with, with those voice activated things. You just, you get used to it. And then you just randomly yell at things in public, yell out,

blah, blah, tell me what time is, oh no, right. But I think the next big thing like that is, like when you talk about those chocolates and everything, eventually everyone's gonna have a 3D printer in their house, years from now, did a little print, it'll be like a replicator from Star Trek, right? And then what do we do? Well, what do we print there?

Wait, are you saying we can print chocolate? Hmm, I don't know what the 30 chocolate'll print there. Wait, are you saying we could print chocolate? I want the printed chocolate. Print is already. How would it get? Those already exist. But where does the molecules come from? Just the spool, if you want chocolate. You give it.

So it just becomes like a little chocolate chef. Well, yeah, you basically give it chocolate. It'll melt it down and then print it out. It does. Right, so you can be like, here's some chocolate. Now can you make this into a fun shape? But you can't just be like, create chocolate. Correct. You put the ingredients in again, you'll do it.

I want a thing in my fridge that chucks the food away. What's wrong with you? That's called a person. Or like a little robot that you can see. You see something that's bad, you take it in your food away. You're ordering food wrong. You're wasting food. I didn't even finish it.

I'd put shit in the fridge. Why don't they make a rumber that runs of old food? It was like the, what is it? And back to the future, the Mr. Fusion. Exactly. Clean your house off of your old carrots. I mean, great. I'd love to, instead of putting food in the bag.

Then we have a discreet. Oh, chocolate party. There it is. Is my getting into a face? Who would want to eat a chocolate face? I already eat a chocolate face. I eat chocolate party. I mean, not if it's Casey Neistat's face.

Seth are all gonna have to go and gloves. I eat that chocolate face any day of the week. We don't have the technology for the chocolate beard yet. I was still weird when it's like in the shape of, like, when you get like a chocolate center. I was still weird about him, his face. Do you feel weird about him, the ears of a chocolate buddy?

Yeah, not bad. Would you eat a chocolate, your penis? No. Pubbing that. Sure, Probably not sure why not too much chocolate I'll do it. Hi, that's a good one. Yeah, you did it. Would you eat a chocolate your penis? Hey, yeah, yeah chocolate Let's make a chocolate your penis. Would you eat a chocolate your labia? Yeah, let's feel like a celebration What the chocolate Million dollars.

But every chocolate is based on your genitals from now on. Like every thing you see for everybody. Everybody. Oh, absolutely. I got no problem with that. I'll take the money. Really?

Fucking make the check pay. You're ruining chocolate for everybody. That's ruined. You see restaurants where the chef like scolps is just your dick and he's serving them for like 150. Every're ruining chocolate for everybody. That's the currency restaurants where the chef like sculps is your dick and he's serving them for like 150 bucks right? Every lit and indoor adverts. You think that beautifully pouring pouring like the liquid chocolate into a bell end. Yes. Little kids at Halloween. They have a little pumpkin things and

no people are just tossing and gab and spin. That's everyone else's problem. Yeah. You said bell in there. It reminds me of that story I sent you. There's this I guess this town somewhere in the UK where people said bell in there. It reminds me of a story I sent you. There's this, I guess this town somewhere in the UK where I was the road bell and people live on this road and the roads called bell end and they're trying to get the name changed. Yeah, they don't understand. It's the same. It's like a beach called sandy balls. Like you know, it's pretty cool thing. Gringo. Yeah, there's a couple from San Francisco to just buy the street. Then they can do whatever they want to with it. The people on Valet. You cut them out. I got you. Okay.

That was also a road, a little bit of a butthole drive or something where they changed the name to something else. And now, I don't know. You live in the best road ever. Exactly. There was sick of people like walking up and taking pictures of the sign.

I was stealing the sign. The name of your street is only important when you, I do it less and less, but when you have to spell it to people over and over again, when you give them your information. Like, Abel and Ada? I thought you were going to say something like, you were using a name generator? No, yeah. You know, I do it less and less.

But the poor name is, yeah, pet name and the street. Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a fishing device. It's a fishing device. And because of that, I've already said it on videos. I have the worst poor name. Bob Arnold. Bob Arnold. No crap.

That's terrible. It's a really crap poor. Poppy Avenue. So just so you know, wait, what? Poppy Avenue. So your street was called Avenue? The Avenue, yeah.

That started as a fishing attempt. What do they call it? Social engineering? Yeah. Well, I mean, social engineering is talking to someone. That's just fishing. But it's kind of like getting the person to say stuff out loud or whatever.

It's, it's fishing because those are often questions that are for security, so people like play these fun games and post it online. Oh, and then you get away your hat. Your information is searchable. I've really compromised my information. I don't know if those name generators. Yeah, this is, what are you doing today?

You're watching the room. You're watching the room and I'm just being like, what would be my pirate name? Name, name, name, name, name. Mother, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, Venerable abilities. Have you been keeping up with that? Anybody can help that or is it just me? Like all of Intel. A lot of words. And some AR. One of those effects just Intel. The other one affects every processor. Alright, explain this to me because I've read

answer to stuff about I've updated on my piece. If you have any update, update immediately. What is the vulnerability? So I'm not, this is a very technical issue. And I'm not nearly technical enough to fully explain it properly So this is to the best of my understanding say just you had someone who was like a real idea when it came to this stuff So you understand your CPU processor, right? It does shit You like you you do things under computer and your CPU is what makes it happen in order to try to be fast

CPUs will often try to Run predictive like they're probably gonna do this. It's so it'll start like pre-running some stuff to try to get ahead of you. In that moment, memory that is supposed to be secure becomes vulnerable because it's reading into the memory to try to pre-execute your tasks. And if someone writes an exploit,

they can gain access to you protected portions of your memory that it should not be able to. So memory being ram. Correct. And they could potentially read anything that's stored in RAM at that moment, which includes passwords and everything. Why would a password be stored in RAM? As you're entering it.

It's again a data. Always got like using it essentially. Last past or something that ought to in person. And the big vulnerability would be something like a shared cloud computing service where many different websites or many different applications are being run on one system

via virtual machines. And then it's all accessible at once. Some Irohbotshirt. Yeah, it's really, really scary. What about you? And there's no way, I mean, the software does fix it, but it's like fundamentally, it's a hardware issue. Like, processors need to be redesigned

in order to address the issue. So if you see any updates for your computer, your phone, anything in your house, do it. Apply the updates. Cause it likes an and likes it. Right. It's if you've got a smart service

that anything you have in your house that has a processor in it. And there's no way you can ask them to stop trying to guess what I'm going to do next. No, that's just the way to work. What if you have a demotulated subnet? That does not help you. My north-ear report already is real.

So update everything. Anything, update updated, please. Awful. And then you start to realize how many things in your house have processors or how many things stuff you wouldn't even think of probably. Right. Like I like obviously. Some other television. Consolidated.

But you need that professional installation. Wow. I'm going to go back to a kettle on the stove. I don't have that professional installation. Wow. I'm gonna go back to a kettle on the stove. The screaming kettle. Yeah. You're like, I don't know just how to update. The fireplace.

My modem. You still buy a smartphone. You still buy a smartphone. Right. Like does the ISP take care of that? Is that something I'm gonna have to do? There's a lot of data going through that. Right.

Like that's the thing that I'm gonna want to make sure it's updated and protected. Why don't we just turn everything off for like a month? God. The world would go insane. You imagine. If it was like, hey everyone there's going to be no internet for a month. And then it's we're going to come back. But one month. What would happen if Rooster Teeth just went off for a month? Would there be anyone left when we came back on? Yeah, probably not. Just funny. Hey, guys, it's me, Benny. I don't watch your videos. No, I mean, like, excuse.

No, I know what you're saying. The internet has such a short memory. It's crazy. Like Gus and I, when we were talking about earlier, we were talking about not asking for stuff, right? That's totally the error the internet we came out of. It's a complex, I'm not looking down on anybody who does that.

It's a totally normal thing. People love unboxing stuff. They love sharing it that culture of sharing and that applies to like real physical things and fan art and all that stuff as well But we came from an era. I remember there was a There was a whole Generation of creators that it was a decision of whether or not you were gonna put ads on your website It was a whole thing and there were some people who never ever did, home star runner, never put a single ad. Internally, we had years of disgust about that.

Years, yeah, I mean, whether or not to put ads. And I'm talking like, like, host red spoken ads on a podcast. I'm talking about like, website banner app, right? Like, it was a big deal. But now it's just like, probably more so than anything else because of the YouTube partner program. It's just now people don't think twice about that.

It's like, of course, that's how I monetize everything that I do. It was, for us, it was the last piece of our revenue puzzle that we put in was ads. We had already done subscriptions and home video and merch and live events before we did advertisements. Yeah. That's did advertisements. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Yeah, but it's just like different error stuff. So when we talk about like thinking about like I would, I just avoid asking people to send stuff or like presenting the appearance that like I have a mechanism for that, that's why it just feels like I shouldn't do that, you know. Because if we had done that like in 2004, people would have been like, what the fuck are you doing?

Yeah, you know? Yeah, it's different time. You hold on to it. We've been on the internet a lot. No, no, yeah, we're all. Well, I think I first used the web in, I want to say 94, which is fucking like time ago. Yeah, I do.

That's the same year where that clip is from where the today show is discussing the at symbol. Yeah, and I've been using the internet, like I'd used the internet before 94 is like, but he's using like different methods. Like these to be protocols like Archie, like she's Archie all the time. Go for it. It's like shit that doesn't exist. Like nobody uses that.

Yeah. And it's like, oh, then the web came along. It's like, oh, that's the internet now. Like you just switch. It's like, oh, I the web came along. I was like, oh, that's the internet now. Like, you just switch. It's like, oh, I'm going to go for information on this. I vaguely remember having like dial up internet, but never ever thinking about even needing to use it before like AOL became a thing for MSN messenger.

MSN was the shit. Before MSN, I was like cool, but when do I ever need to do this? Which is crazy to think now that I probably probably access the internet more than to do anything else on a day. I just have to plug in a phone extension and drag it all across the top of the house to the room with the computer in it, and then be like,

Ron, are you on the phone? Can I go on the internet? That's the wild part to me is you weren't always online. You had to go online. Yeah. You would connect, do your shit. And it was loud. And mine had like, my you had to go online. Yeah. Like you would connect, do your shit. And it was loud. Yeah.

And mine had like, my dad had installed like a little thing in the bottom that told you how many pennies it was using. Oh really? Yeah, it seemed like, that was a pound. There you go. Of MSN Messenger. I just spent a quid talking to a bloke. I talked to a school anyway.

Exactly. Yeah, but now it's cool, it's online. It's true. Different times. The internet has evolved so much. I could never have imagined like the phone that's in my pocket. Like that's that when I was first using the web in 94, like that was like something science fiction. Like you'd always be connected and it would be fast. How is it? You could download movies, extreme movies. We were just talking about this yesterday

and like I was talking about this with Chelsea. It's so funny to think that in like buy movies. We were just talking about this yesterday, and like, I was talking about this with Chelsea, that it's so funny to think that in like spy movies in like the late 90s and 2000s, they like had to reject something into someone's neck to track them. And now everyone has a trackable device that goes with them everywhere. Oh yeah. Pfft, now we can track you, Mr. Bond.

That's so ridiculous. Yeah, got a microphone in a camera. Yeah. We can see wherever you are. And he's like, wow, that's crazy. We said about 1984, the guy had a plate on his wall that would monitor him. And can see wherever you are. And he's like, wow, it's crazy. We said that about 19 and 4. The guy had a plate on his wall that would monitor him. And it was one wall.

And he could go to a part of his apartment and not be seen by it. But this is like thing ruined his life that he could be monitored. We'd like, okay, how much are those? Yeah, great. Yeah. Oh, wait, you can buy five for two hundred bucks. Let's do that. They ran it.

I saw the thing on Amazon where they were running a like a bundle deal on the little dots. And they were, if you wanted to buy five, they're, you get one free. So you pay for the price for us. Like, that's a good deal. I wish I had to head that deal right. But really, they should be paying you to have them. They really should. They should be like, put this in every room and we'll give you a hundred bucks for each one. God, that's Amazon Prime. I think you pay a membership fee to be part of Amazon Prime. You pay money so you can buy it. It makes no sense.

It makes no sense. It's like, I don't shop online anywhere but Amazon. I'm part of the problem. That's a huge problem. I should be shopping lots in different places. But I buy on Amazon because I'm an Amazon Prime. Do you think? Yeah, Bezos was at the fucking Golden Globes.

Was he? They cut to him multiple times. Well, he's, they have cute shoes. But I mean, that's how like widespread is becoming. Yeah, Bezos was at the fucking Golden Globes. Was he? They cut to him multiple times. Well, they have, it's huge. That's right. But I mean, that's how like widespread it's becoming. Like it's everywhere. Dude, he's got, he's got a rocket. Right, he's got that too.

He's one of these Mars guys. Do they listen to what you're saying and target ads based on what you said in your house? There was a couple. Facebook there. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. There's this couple proved that they do do that.

Like the Facebook app listens to you, even if you don't even have it open on your phone because they decided that for a weekend, they would talk about cat litter for entire weekend. They don't even have cats. They've been there. But yeah, but it's cancer. And they never had to discuss before.

So they would just have the phone not even on or like not even the like locked on the table and they would talk about cat litter. And then they were getting all these adverts through Facebook for cat littering cat products. And mess. Yeah. That's too far.

Creepy. That's too far. Facebook reiterates that it does not listen to conversations after this people posted this. Promise we don't do that, thank you. That's a weird coincidence. Or Lord, there's something else going on that we don't know about.

Right. It's like something shredded, a black mirror. Right. Yeah. I don't know. I appreciate how good of a show, black maras, but every time I watch an episode, I'm like, why would anyone want to do this to themselves? This is just such a horrific process.

Like you, you have an hour, just like, great. Everything's terrible. I was like, actually watch it. It's so stripping. It's like, oh, that didn't end well for anyone. No, but there's like one or two that are good. You're like, oh, that one worked out. Yeah, that one worked out.

I've only seen the very first one. The very first one, I think. The prime minister one. It turns a lot of people off. Yeah. I normally do not recommend that as I heard it. I have never had a series that I've liked more that I liked the first episode so little.

Oh, I can find. That first episode is, I just thought it was for just drastic. I thought it was ridiculous. But the other episodes are way better. And also, the creator Charlie Booker said, he said something, I think he's gonna end up regretting, where he said that every episode takes place in the same universe.

And he said that? Yeah. I thought he was either him or someone else said that basically every episode of Black Mirror is one episode of the Twilight Zone. And I'd like, I'm now like going to the Twilight Zone to try and find which is. Oh, I mean, there's a, you compare it to another episode.

There's one episode of the toilet zone, which is basically the premise for every black wearer that is like technology is gonna come back. It's like, there was a Ricky Gervais podcast where Carl Pilkington predicted a couple of, what ended up being a couple of episodes of black mirror, I think, season four. Have they registered that that was like inspiration

or they're still like, nah, no. No, it's really weird because he was you know he's out there Yeah, but he was pretty pretty close on on some of those. Yeah after the after the end of my was like oh god How many episodes are there? I'm gonna watch him like eight in a series. I think series one was three. Oh, they're different Yeah, series two was like four Because it's not stuff. I think just UK. Yeah. And then series three was I think eight. And I think series four was six. Yeah. So it's not very many.

Yeah. But it's harrowing. Do you have any, you've never seen it? I've just the the pig shagging. Okay. You should watch rest. It's really good. Go ahead and say it. What? Which one should you watch?

I mean, I don't, I'm not going to, not going to say everyone has the difference. It's didn't say what what you want to do watch? I Mean I don't I'm not gonna say Everyone has a different not a lot of oldie watch. Oh come on. There's always one there do not watch do not watch the last episode of season four though Because that one has late us black museum. Oh, yeah, because that one has references to earlier episodes Good that's where they start the shared universe idea. Okay. Every other episode. Fight. Watch them whenever you want. As someone who like a big part of what you do is play video games, play test is a really hard one to watch.

Yeah. That's like one where he goes through develop. It's basically like their version of Hideo Kojima. It's totally like a Kojima. I need to knew a treadmill show. I've been running out of my last one. It's in your language, so it's easy to watch. Yeah. Sanjudu Paro. That's the one you should want. Right. Out of my last one. It's in your language, so it's easy to watch. Yeah.

San Julio Perro. That's the one you should watch. Yeah. That's like the uplifting one that won an Emmy and everyone's like, so beautiful. That's one of the the back in the depression is a very good episode. It's really good. Television is for say television.

Television just means serial content, right? Now it. And then you should watch that with egg. What do you call our girl? Girl. Yeah. She's go. Watch her with girl and cat.

Girl and cat. Well, cat is boy. That's right. Except the other cat. We have multiple cats, so. And that's girl cat. Girl cat, the boy girl and girl cat. Yeah, okay.

Pretty much. All right, well, let's wrap this up. Okay, so thanks for watching, everybody. We'll be back next week with a pre-taped episode. Then we'll be back. We're full. We'll be this one. Again.

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