Rooster Teeth Podcast - What's That Smell? - #677

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Barbara Dunkelman as they talk about smells in the office, Chris' spaghetti inheritance, Barbara's bad Luck with home appliances, the Turpin Family Case, neighbors accidentally stealing your internet, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by MeUndies (Go to http://meundies.com/roosterteeth to get 15% off your first order and free shipping), Avast (Go to http://avast.com to check out Avast One!), Adam and Eve (Go to http://adamandeve.com and use offer code ROOSTER for 50% off almost any one item and 10 free gifts!), and Express VPN (http://expressvpn.com/rooster). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What he's talking about is the bathroom here. The men's specifically the men's room. So the women's room just not staying. It has before it doesn't always. Does it have the same drain hole? Yeah. No, it definitely smells like sewage. It's not like normal bathroom. We should we should we should should we trade to smell each

other the bathroom make sure it's empty then have Barbara go into the men's room and see what she thinks about that smell I do go do right now yeah why don't you whiff why don't you whiff both bathrooms because like the smell when you even not even walking into the bathroom the second you open the door, it hits you in the foot. The pressure change goes through a mosque immediately. Yeah. It's rank. And the reason is that there is a dried out drain in the floor. So it used to be showers there. And since this building was unoccupied for a year and a half, almost two years, the drain has dried out. So all of the gases from the sewers below are just come straight up. How can something dry smell worse and something wet? Since the door is closed so much because there's nobody in this building, it just fills with

sewer gas. So the second you open it, it just hits you in the face and fills your life. I think it would be dangerous to let a match in there. Oh, probably. Like, because the p-trap, you know, like in a pipe, that's what keeps the sewage gases from coming up. But it dries up then that there's no Stoppage so get dry p-trap and what I was saying before we started was that this has been a problem ever since the Congress office for us Where we converted an old Wendy's dining room Into our office and it had a bunch of bathrooms in the back and for some reason we We made a fucking shower in there.

And no one ever used it. So it dried out. So our whole office back then would stink in the exact same way. That's how I learned about this. I learned about this problem 15 fucking years ago. I didn't even deal with ever since. And we're still having this problem. Hey, guess what?

There's 30% off the store. Right now, sight wide for our Black Friday sale. Go buy something so I can fix our fucking sewer. I feel like your shirt is very appropriate right now for what you're in the Congress office. I just remember shit loads of cans of for breeze on the by the sink. It was really shouldn't have modified another Wendy's office. Another one news. I know we did it once before. I. Oh, we should have gone with our room also Start starting to smell really bad. It's just there's no ventilation in here

It's because all the podcasts happen in here. So people come in and out with their stench and whatnot Yeah, and and girls and And bees but just Yeah, everybody is just like it's just a way of place in general general I was walking from the bog like trying to get the stink off me and there I looked at someone's because all the computers out there are being worked on by people who aren't here It's like the bunch of ghosts working. It's really scary But all the times all the computers are wrong. I was freaking out. I walked out like 504 Shit and I started running and I walked past another one. It said 454. I was freaking out. I walked out. I was like, five or four. Shit. And I started running in the woods past another one. It said four fifty four. I was like, oh, there's

like five or two. I was like, what time and why are all the times wrong? And they all connected to the dam internet. What's happening? I guess some people, like, I know at home, people said their clocks differently. If they want to be like early to places. So, but I can't, why would you five or four or five or two? Yeah, they were like a range of about 10 minutes out. What's weird to me is walking through and like seeing the ghosts to work and it's seeing something you like, what is that? I don't even know what that is that they're making right now. Before we get too far away from the store, I just want to show off.

I'm wearing a bunch of stuff. This Ruby Groovy shirt that we have, there's like a whole line of Ruby Groovy stuff. These two do stinky dragon shirts that we finally have. We got the cast group cast one, comes in both yellow and I believe blue. I really like that yellow color. Yeah, it's really cool. And then the roll for back flip, which if you buy it's supporting blaine, so maybe just go with the other one. But as it comes in kind of like a purple and a white. I really like that Ruby Groovy. Ruby Groovy. And say it eight times fast.

Ruby Groovy Groovy. I have all sorts of merch. I have got two mugs. Black box sound good boy from Hell. I got a hat with a pen. Black box sound shirt. And I started if for everyone on for everyone on, uh, who purchases merch, you're in in a contest to win, uh, some chicken spaghetti.

Well, kind of chicken spaghetti. My mom, well, it's right here. Mom's spaghetti. It's actually not my mom's. Oh, right. I think we're just being incentivizing people to, what the hell is it? That it's in a zip like it's not even in a zip like it's not even in a a tupperware. It's just a zip lock of frozen spaghetti. Chris that's spaghetti. That's like we need it. No, it's frozen chicken spaghetti. That's spaghetti. No, it's chicken. I swear they're spaghetti. Can I see it? Let me. It's right. It's right. Okay. Okay. Are the noodles just frozen together? All frozen together. Oh my god. This probably weighs like seven pounds.

You think that was a lot. There was five gallons of it. That's one of like 12. I only got away with one. You could have prayed the table, see if you can cut the table in half with spaghetti. Oh! That's contest spaghetti. Give me that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, was this, you're damaging someone's prides? New contest, new contest. I bet you could kill someone with that. This is probably good. You probably could. One weapon in the head. And beat the murder weapon. Oh my God.

And that's just how durable this product is. So that's why everything at store. It was 30% off everything. I was wearing it earlier, but it's too hot here. A chance to win this great spaghetti. This is the only one I got home with. All the other ones are in different freezers, different family members houses. Yeah, and those are not available. Those are not available. This is an exclusive. People don't have to, like they're, you're threatening them now. If you don't want the spaghetti, you don't have to take it. I mean, it's only one person would win it anyway. Big dogs gotta eat. They don't have to eat. Do you have gum on the bottom of your shoe?

I was wondering that too when I set my, what? You're like a six year old. Where have you been? You can gum on the bottom of your shoe. Apple hubba bubba. What is that? Yeah, I just noticed that whenever I put my feet

upon the table, I think you weaken the table. I was already like that. Can you say hubba bubba again? the table. Yeah. I was already like that. Can you say hubba, bubba again? Hubba, bubba. Be student. Like that. You can kill someone who eat the evidence. Where's the murder weapon? Isn't there like a joke about how an ice pick is a really good murder weapon?

Yeah, I sickle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I sickle. Ice pick. I mean, I think is an actual tool, right? Yeah. That would also be a good murder weapon, but you can't, iticle. Ice pick. Ice pick is an actual tool, right? Yeah, that would also be a good murder weapon, but you can't, it would melt away. It would melt away. You can't shoot up like hubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbub elbows like So like hitting it so hard. Can we see if it differs by the end of the podcast? Yeah, we can do that It won't there's no way I'd wrote like eight hours that thing and then freeze

It didn't unfreeze it didn't unfreeze it was slightly getting soft So you gotta say you probably shouldn't eat that you're gonna let that sit here for two hours and then freeze it again Yeah, it won't be it will barely if it's to be very rock hard Someone's gonna get poisoned It'll be fine. Yeah whoever wins that please do not I do I do it. Hey, you guys should win Chris's rock hard spaghetti Okay, can I go in your cookbook Chris's rock hard spaghetti? I guess I could make a cookbook at some point. You should. Um, drop it on the table. It'll break it in half. Are there any legal like price? What are the legal ramifications of promising something? Oh, spaghetti. Well, is it a contract? I mean, is it, is it written anywhere?

I put a winner. How are you? How would you pick a winner though? I always think in Peter and Vax's to the store. I don't, I store I don't I don't I figure people just they screen if if you go there you go What camera where camera? Do I look at if you oh? You're over here if you screenshot your purchase of the store Then you'll be in to Chris yeah respond to my tweet Which is christmas and then If you get something from Black Box and I'm going from hell or sticky dragon or squatting force you get double

entries because you know it's my spaghetti but nothing else. Well I might actually give that to anyone. I can't do. Yeah and then you know if you crystal pick one of those people and you can't get it in the fact that you're not responsible for food poisoning. I'm not responsible for food poisoning. I feel like I for feeding. I feel like nothing. I kind of know responsibly friends. I feel like illegal ramifications won't come from the promised to be gay. We come from the lawsuit of the person in hospital from the season. How long have you been working? How long have you been working in a

front of terror position and you still can't find your camera? They don't light up. Right, but you can tell. Look at the look at the angle. Which one is that? It's that one. It's aimed at Barbara and you. So it's not going to be that one. I know I was looking at the center. But it's not wide. I know. I was thinking about spaghetti. But I could look and I know instantly which camera to look at. Listen, brain, brain could only process once at a time. Yes. Brain is filled with spaghetti. Spaghetti, no process, other things. Isn't spaghetti plural, right? things isn't spaghetti plural right like

the singular spaghetti could I get two bowls of spaghetti no like what a single noodle may I have a spaghetti spaghetti I think so and then like the of who the multiple spaghettos it's spaghetti can't be right singular of spaghett so if like someone named japetto would like one spaghetti spaghetti is the singular word for spaghetti so like one noodle one noodleetto would like one spaghetti. Spaghetti is the singular word for spaghetti. So like one noodle. One noodle. One spaghetti is a spaghetti.

Well, this is it. But I feel like you'd say one spaghetti noodle. Like you wouldn't say one spaghetti. That'd be like saying one you could say one spaghetti. In press your family, this holiday, this holiday, go home and tell them you want to eat a single spaghetti. Start an argument with your family as well. That phrase should be.

How many spaghetti is there in a typical bowl of spaghetti? Seven. Seven more. I would guess 32. Yeah, it depends on how thick and long they are. Nice. I think it's Chris nicest himself. Well, rock hard, thick and long.

Spaghetti. My spaghetti is super thick. It's not I don't want any of this angel law. Spaghetti. My spaghetti is super thick. I don't want any of this angel hair spaghettos. What is this angel hair spaghettos? Angel hair spaghettos. Is angel hair spas. And you didn't bring this up with Olive Garden when you went there every day?

What, the chicken spaghetti? No, I just didn't. There's no spaghettos. No affiliation with Olive Garden. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a, well, I got this at a, uh, well, this is, I got this at a funeral. And so this, this is technically my inheritance. Did you, did the person who passed away make that? No, no, no, it was just at the recess. What do you call that? You, you took food from a week. I think he was giving it. I was giving it. I couldn't leave the door without it. My mom was like, please take it. There's so much spaghetti. There's so many spaghetti. Oh, spaghetti. She was like, she was like, please take it. There's so much spaghetti. There's so many spaghetti.

All small spaghetti. She was like, please, we have because I help bag it. There was like 30 of them. I'm building one 30. They were really like, they're 12 bags of the spaghetti. That's a lot of the get us. What pot was it made in? It was, I'd never seen such a thing. It was a crock pot, but like more like a crock cauldron. I've never seen, I've never, I do not know such a thing existed. What planet was this funeral? No, it's just Mississippi. Yeah, there won't be a lot of spigatos there. Mississippi. I have that in a bunch of insurers. And those are not part of the giveaway.

I don't think anybody would have thought they would be. I'm saying like things like all the food you've heard at this funeral are now available with 30% on purchase in the Roots cheese. No, just the spaghetti. The in-churcher mine. You're in heritage. Yeah. We were doing, when was this call? We had a meeting.

Was it Friday? I think it was Friday. Wednesday. Was it Wednesday? Yes think it was Friday and Wednesday. Was it Wednesday? Yes, Wednesday. And thanksgiving. Oh, you're right. Friday we were off. It was Wednesday. We had a call that was a meeting for a squad team force and Chris had to call in remotely. And I don't remember how it

came up, but I think we heard something or something was happening in the back or like, Chris, what's that? He's like, Oh, it's just my Ziploc bag of spaghetti. Like what? And he like picks it up and holds his like, yeah it's my Ziploc bag of spaghetti. And it was just like the perfect Chris moment where you like try and have a meeting talking about stuff from a funeral. Chris is messing around with his funeral spaghetti. Well that's what gave me this idea. I was like, well we were talking about, oh well it was like a letting, it's like Black Friday, 30% off, everyone knows,

like, and then, and then I was like spaghetti. Of course. As you do. That's how you got the idea. Yes. Hey, in the chat, let us know. When you hear, hey, store sales coming up, what do you think of?

Spaghetti. Spaghetti? Yeah. Well, I brought it up because Kevin, could you explain this? I feel like you're the closest to Chris's, like you could get in Chris's mind. Probably easy. Explain what part of it? How he got from us talking about the sale in the store to spaghetti. Well, it was just they weren't connected, other than the fact that you asked what's that noise? I said, I think it's my spaghetti rolling around., other than the fact that you asked what's that noise? I said, oh, I think it's my spaghetti rolling around.

In chat, the Frodge Mahal says podcast title name, spaghetti inheritance. That's what it is. Dardir 9000 says funeral spaghetti. I think they're workshopping a podcast titles for us. So you were at the funeral, we were having a meeting. Not at the funeral at the meeting. This was like the next day.

Yeah, you could. The next day. And you had your bag of spaghetti. But it was rattling around. It was rattling around, it's causing a ruckus. And we won a car. Yeah, it was in car driving. OK.

On the me, on the cool. Yeah, because I was driving back from the film. How did you wait? How did you turn your camera on to show us this spaghetti while you were driving? It was already on. If I remember, he had a a, like a, a mount. Okay.

And it was just like already like it was just pointing at him while he was driving. And I think if I remember right, the spaghetti was just like in the seat next to you and you just grabbed it. Yeah. That's all double tracks. That's that's how I remember it. And then Chris thought genius idea. I'll give away my spaghetti to encourage people to shop in the RCT store.

So how long was that drive? Well, it was broken up. It was about six hours there and then three hours later, but this was frozen. The first six hours. I had it in Swiss mice too. So it was. It was. Have you already had some of this?

I had some before it was bagged and frozen. Okay. It was good. It was good. It kind of sauces it had some before it was bagged in frozen. Okay. It was good. It's good kind of sauce Is it it's like a cheese chicken spaghetti sauce? We just warm it up now and have some You can't break off little pieces. It's just cheese or something already promised I have no one claims it then sure I have other bags I could get more shipped No, but I have to contact me to be a whole thing We don't want to take anyone else's inheritance. I think I think we could make fresh chicken spaghetti for whoever would win this and free shipping internationally, by the way. No, I haven't, I'd be there

to pick it up. It's local pick up. I mean, just get one of those. How am I going to ship it? Get one of those like, uh, like, uh, like, uh, dry ice. I tried ice. I mean, you're just so it's only available people in Austin. No, they can come get it. No, they have to be in Austin, Chris. No, they can come anytime. I'll write it in a free. But they have to be in Austin.

I will store it, but they have to be in Austin. Yeah, they have to drive to Austin. Right. Yeah, Crystal freeze that for you until RTX. Come pick it up. If real, someone wants it. I will. I'm making that that claim now. Crystal freeze that for you until RTX. Come pick it up. If real someone wants it. I will.

I'm making that that claim now. Make sure you write on it. If that's the case, get like a sharpie that would label it. The freeze you know, accidentally eat it. Yeah. What's this spaghetti like? Oh, right. This belongs to someone from the internet. They're coming to Austin in the summer.

Even if this convinces just one person to come to RTX this year, I'm all for it. Or if it convinces one person to take advantage of the great black Friday sales, still available on Cyber one day head store down with your team calm 30% off everything in the store except for the spaghetti that you might win that well that when this comes out It'll be gobo Tuesday, right? It will be garbo Tuesday, which is you will be in even worse steel But there's something there's something we're announced what's coming out have we there's something coming out actually I have no idea. I just assumed Garbo Tuesday's like the the what it wasn't what I don't know was 1% off Let me show you I'm gonna show you

But keep talking yeah, it's I'm excited about the thing that's coming up for Garbo Tuesday It's pretty great. It's in the spirit of all of the great Garbo products that we released to Garbo. Garbo Tuesday over the years. That being said, 30% off I think ends today. I believe so. Garbo Tuesday has its own set of deals. It does. But if you want 30% off, you should get what you want today. But if you want to wait and get 1% off Tuesday. It's 29% more that you're paying. Don't get me wrong. That's more money for us. But if it's a better deal for you to probably buy stuff now Yeah, I'll hold off on the spaghetti till after

You know garbage these days. When does the so when does the cut your contest and Chris? Well, all entries have to be tweeted to you by Wednesday Wednesday, that a good day once you have to pick a time Wednesday at the end of the day. Okay, there you go. That's not a time. Let's come up tomorrow. Do you know that? That's hilarious. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. I, um, man, you know, it's, I guess this is a good segue to talk about something. This is, you know, a time of year when I think people get together and see their family. Maybe you haven't seen your family for a little while. Thanks, Thanksgiving, Christmas. Like, it's a time where, you know, you see your parents, you're extended family, you don't see all the time.

It's a good time to maybe sit down and talk with them and ask them if they have wins the last time to change their email password. Do they have? You're gonna say something really sentimental. Do they have? You're gonna say something really sentimental. Do they have? Because I have a family member who had their email hacked over the holiday. And like once like they get into one thing, then it's like it's spreads all over. Like they I helped them figure it out.

I was like, okay, you know, they showed me what had happened. And I you know, I helped them figure it out. Like, okay, you need to change all of these passwords. You need to contact these people. These are all the things you need to do. Talk to your parents asking when's the last time you changed your email password, change it. You know do you have two factor authentication? This is what two factor authentication is, you should probably use it. Also maybe just talk to about like scam emails and what those look like and what they say and what to avoid. I click on links. VPNs not to be. Oh, yeah. That would be a little real.

Maybe a little complicated. A little complicated for some, but maybe not for all. Yeah. But it doesn't hurt to at least bring it to the front of their mind because it was, I felt terrible for them. Like, oh, I need explaining it and going through it took a long ass time. And I can't imagine like once I presented all of this,

like this is everything you need to do now. It it's like that is days of work on top of you know losing money or time I mean and whatever else it's a so you spent your entire Thanksgiving it wasn't my entire Thanksgiving but it was it was a lot of time was spent dealing with with that yeah yeah that's so yeah so I mean it's like something I think I'd never thought to ask my family members about or to ever tell them anything about that. Shame on me. It's really inconvenient having Thanksgiving and Christmas so close together because if you

live in a different place than your family and need to like travel or whatever, like or commute really far to see them. And trying to decide like, do you usually pick one to go see them at? Because I feel like Thanksgiving is very important here and Christmas obviously is like, just really, people are always with their families for that.

But. Poorly planned. It really is. Like, I mean, I'll generally do like a smaller family trip to Thanksgiving and then like go all out for Christmas Yeah, it just seems like a lot of work. Yeah, yeah, it is and it's always unappreciated Yeah, what do you mean like whoever? Plants to get together or posts to get together. Oh, it's

Work it's a lot of fucking work. That's why that's why my brother did it I gave him new flooring, the gift of new flooring. Oh, that's nice. Did you do something to his flooring? No, yeah, I installed his new flooring in his tent. Did you mess up his old flooring? No, I didn't do anything to it. I just spent all Thanksgiving installing flooring.

Because he hosted you? Yeah. And I wanted to get invited back. Because my brother, me and my sometimes my brother doesn't like me. So you get back into his good books with a bit of flow. Yeah. Well, last I almost he almost beat me up a Christmas.

I told you this. Oh, right. I forgot about that. He almost beat me up a Christmas. Yeah. Why did he do that? There was this category category. Remember they were argued about how many books the Bible was.

And he almost beat me up over it. So then I was like, I'll help install some flooring, getting his good graces. Did it work? So I mean like, I'm about to install some flooring, getting his good graces. Did it work? I mean, I want to see my natural. You know, she's scratch. How do you know how to put it a floor? I had to top myself a lot.

They just like click in, don't they? Yeah, if you got to level it, and it's a lot of, I mean, if the level floor, then it can be pretty good. I got a lot of good sauce, too. I love cutting stuff. Did you realize you were so handy? We had a jack-a-lantern carving video that we released for Squad Team Force on TikTok. Oh my god. I think we had 60... we each had 60 seconds to carve a jack-a-lantern

and we could bring whatever tools we wanted. 60 seconds. And Chris showed up with power tools. And... I really, truly hope no one from HR watched that video. Yeah, I have a behind the scenes video. So like someone who I think Cameron was up filming Chris. He was carving towards his hand with an electric carver. It's I have I have a behind the scenes video. So I was sending further back in the room and I was behind Blaine filming Blaine reacting to Chris throughout those 60 seconds and Blaine is just like his head his hand around his head and then he starts covering his eyes because he can't look is that not in the video?

No, it's It's also we also put out a video of Chris and Blaine making pumpkin pie from scratch Why you just saw went just as well as you thought it would Turn out better than that he No, thanks. Oh, no, I do. I mean, it's all the, I was like pumpkin soup in a weird solidified. But he used the carver for that as well. And he came so close to his hand. You can see, I'm showing Gavin the video ofaine reacting to Chris using the power tools.

Will you filming for Blaine's reaction? Or will you filming for the evidence of the Chris's hand comes off? I'm a little bit a little bit of both. The worst injury I've received from all the tools and cutting and sawing and stuff are done. So far. All home improvement injuries. I got smacked in the face with a trash can

A bit barbarian to a spit take like see you could still see it You see a gash right there in between my eyes. What position were you in when you got smacked in the face of trash can? I was getting rid of stuff. I was taking stuff out to the trash can I was shoving it in so hard and the lid I was taking stuff out to the trash can. I was shoving it in so hard, and the lid flipped over, and smacked me on the face. I saw a white. Was it metal lid?

No, it's plastic. Was it a white lid? It was like one of the big old plastic ones, yeah. But it hit me so hard I saw a white, and then it was bleeding down my face. That was the most extensive injury I've received. Oh, God. It was from trash.

That way, way, way, way, way. I feel like we need further clarification here. That's the most extensive injury you've received. What does that mean? What? While doing like home improvement DIY, I don't know throwing stuff out. It's home improvement. Right. It was kind of getting. I was I was I was removing trash and materials into the trash. I don't remove materials and say I'm doing home improvement test But it was related if you're demoing a room sure If I throw up food scraps or say I'm cooking no no no I'm just saying like it was in the same time period like I was it also working on

What if you needed to take a dump are you still doing home improvement? Same time period I mean technically it is home improvement you know because you're like making your house a better place by getting rid of trash but no I mean like I was getting rid of the materials that I like what caused the lid to fly up there I had pushed it so hard trying to shove it in deep but I just started to see like the lid swings over the back. It was like this. I leaned up against the fence. So it was like this.

It leaned up. So when I pushed it for I pushed it down and then it pushed it toppled it. The trash can wobbled and leaned the lid. I have a question for you. Yeah. Did this happen before or after you got locked out of your house and you're underwear? This happened like just last week so way after

Oh, yeah, what's wrong with you? Yeah, I mean, I just showed you the injury You see it's right there. You can see it still is that little line on your nose. Yeah, it's a little line Chat emotional bananas is taking a dump is plummy Can that be the title taking a dump is plumbing. Hahaha. Can that be the title? Taking a dump is plumbing. Oh man. No dumping. Well, basically, I think we're all very surprised that you still have all your fingers

after using that tool twice now. Do you read the manual of life? You get a new tool that you've never used before. Do you use it? Well, do you study it? No, I read the manual and I watch videos. That's good. So you're pretty responsible, really. Yeah, I mean, I haven't entered anymore. Except for me. And I just, I'm scared to scare the shit out of me. I hate a lot too.

That Dremel I bought that was previously like two kinds of Dr. Pepper instead of a Dremel. Yeah. It's like a Dremel saw. I just hate using it. I love my dremel. It does a good job. What about a flame flower? Oh my god. The flame thrower. What about it? Have you used that before? Yeah.

Does that scare you? Yep. Awesome. So make sure we're consistent. Dude, the one that goes like, yeah. It can sand, it can saw, it can do everything. It's by love it. It can cut.

It can cut. It can cut. I think I make a jackal on it.. He was literally cutting he was doing this towards his hand with that. It literally was moving in. No, it's like tiny vibrates. It would have sliced off his finger like. Yeah, it would have hurt you put that near your hand while it was on. No, but I don't think it would go through the boat. It would have gone through. It would have

just cut me, but it wouldn't because it's a slow cut. I guarantee you would have gone through your finger like butter. It could have with time. It would have no, it would have just cut me but it wouldn't have because it's a slow cut. I guarantee you would have gone through your finger like butter. It could have with time. It would have been no, you wouldn't hit the joint. Did you see how it went through the pumpkin? Yeah. And I think the thing with that is you'll just let go and it turns off. Well, if you felt it, unless you were like going like this, which he was for a while.

Why? Maybe it was kind of just less. It I mean, we could find out what brand of tool guy are you? Oh Home improved no, I have a couple, but there's one that I'm I'm gonna they're not sponsored this podcast. I'm like Like I like that attitude. Yeah Yeah, I'm I don't think I'm ever really necessarily picky about it I would I didn't used to be picky about it But then you get to a point where they find

I'm doing the thing where batteries became interchangeable between different tools, but that's the best. Right, but it's like now you've got to make a commitment and you got to buy one and stick to it. Yeah, and ecosystem and stick with it. That's why that's why my vacuum now can use the same battery as my power tools. It's awesome. This your vacuum not plug into the wall? No, it's a battery power vacuum.

So if it runs out, I just get the battery from my like drill or saw. I feel like you just put a vacuum back on a charger, like, oh yeah, yeah. I mean, you can run out and need a quick change. Well, if you, you can do that, but I can use, I also have an extra battery for my saw now, or my drill.

You're not selling me on this vacuum. It's a cool vacuum. I have the Dyson. You can do whatever you want with it. I can charge things. I could, I could, it's an extra battery. Is it charged when you put it down? Yeah, you have a dock.

I have a thing. Yeah, I have a dock for it. So I'm asking, when do you vacuum to the point where you've run out? If you need to put it back on the dock or, or if you're drilling, cutting something or mixing cement and you need another battery, you take it out of the vacuum. If you dump your vacuum scraps into the trash, are you still vacuuming? I would say that's like part of the vacuuming process. That's like, that's like you don't have to do that every time.

But I would say that's like, if you were saying, it was a job. Or what if you did it a day after you vacuumed? Is it still part of the vacuuming process? I think it's a duty that you neglected from the original vacuuming process. But you, or it could have been, if you're doing it the day after, then it's your prepping for the next vacuum.

What monster doesn't empty the vacuum every time they use it? Oh, I feel so quick. If it's not full, it's not full. No, that's way too much dust. If it's like an eighth full, I'm not going to let. Yeah, if it's enough for me to bust the vacuum out in vacuum, I'm going to empty it. All that I could see what went in. Yeah, it went. Oh, I guess my vacuum has like a see through canister. Mine does too, but like if it's just like a little bit, I'm like, well, mine is well just wait. I wait until it gets pretty full so that it's so it's so gross and dusty. Yeah, my vacuum cleaner gets covered in blonde hair like on that little spooly thing

Immediately after one It's covered we have to cut it off with scissors. Oh, yeah, if we got just a shitload of flex tape and cover it up the drain in the bog Do you think that would fix the problem? No? I think the pressure would just build we need to we need to fill the p-trap I think you should go with it Barbara. Maybe we should all piss in the p-trap that would do it too that'd be better yeah that would be better. I could do that I'll do it in between now and the post show. That's exactly what I was going to say that's little tease for the post show. Between now and the post show we'll I'll fill myself we'll go over there smelling it. I'll give the footage for the post show and then we'll do the post show

Well, where we discuss the send So, I want to be the first post show we've done from above One of us should be in the bathroom filming for her reaction when she comes in the other one of us should be outside with her walking in So we have oh yeah, I'll help you up both angles Why is it always that we're in a bathroom for a post show when it's something really gross? Because the first time we did it was the boogers on the wall. When would we go to a bathroom for something cool? That's not gross.

I don't know, just hanging out. Like, let's go to like, I don't know what would be in a yeah. Yeah, like if it's a hey, we got this cool new appliance in our bathroom. I don't know. Yeah. Got a new hair dryer. There is a funny sign in the bathroom that's like someone.

Oh, don't tell me I'll see it for myself when I go into it. Okay, I don't spoil it. Wasn't the other bathroom, but yeah, yeah, it's not in this one. Oh. Someone took a sign and put it up over your nose. Funny. We'll show you next time where. Nice.

Does it say no, Depping? No, it's way funny in there. Oh. The bar was very low, so I would hope so. I have three appliances in my house have decided to shit the bed, kind of sequentially. It's on the points. Sorry, we just went out off from bathroom.

Yeah, you're like, yeah, you're like shit, what happened? So my fridge, all of a sudden the ice maker just completely stopped working. It's a shitty fridge anyway, so we're probably going to replace it. The dishwasher, the second you turn it on, it breaks a fuse. So we have to keep resetting it every time we want to use it. Like in the breaker box. In the breaker box. And my dryer, the way it's configured, the length that goes up that tube. We think there might be a really bad clog or something like on the roof where it comes out. We think there might be a really bad clog or something like on the roof where it comes out and To the point where when the moisture goes up it doesn't have anywhere to go

So there's water seeping out of my dryer And like the lint trap doesn't catch anything anymore either I have a question about it. So we got to get an H. That guy out there. I'll try it. Why is it where they got all fix it? No It Trevor can't So we got to get an H.I. guy out there. I'll try his though. Why is this where they got all fixed it? No, it's Trevor campus. We're good. I can fix it. I feel like face to the dishwasher. With the dishwasher. It's working on it. It might be your breaker and not the dishwasher,

but it might also be the dishwasher. Okay, you want to know it's bullshit? Yeah. All the things I just mentioned. Yes, old bullshit. But. Dismasters don't come with their own power cables. Well, neither do like dryers.masters don't come with their own power cables. Well, neither do like dryers.

Most appliances don't come with... Wait, really? Well, it depends on what? They don't suck it, you have right? Exactly, it's bullshit. They apply them depending on what kind of outlet you have because there's different standards. They used to be with everything.

Well, I don't know about this country, but in England, back in the day, you'd buy an appliance and it wouldn't come with a plug on it. You'd have to terminate your own... Really? Three-prong. I think I think electric dryers are like that here still. Electric dryers, well if they're gas dryers they can with a plug. Right because gas dryers are not electric dryers that is correct Chris. Yeah I was. Yes I agree.

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I just never thought of that. I've never thought of that. Well you do have a link, you have a link catcher that you throw. Yeah, but it's always like shit outside. If you do have a link, you have a link catcher that you throw. Yeah, but no, it is always like, is she outside? If you can't, yeah, if you look at the thing outside, where it comes out, that's covered in the, it's disgusting.

Yeah. Well, isn't Lint just dead skin? No, I think this is like, I'm like, obviously, average stuff. Yeah. I'm thinking of a, dust, dust is just dead skin.

Pretty much. Dust, no, it's dead skin in, like mites. time ago, we all are just dust in the wind. That's a fake miss song. It's just teaching us. We're all just dead skin cells in the wind. Oh my god, Mike on the ball. Oh, we are as does. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't stop talking about this. I mean, I think that's the case, right? Yeah. I feel like we taught something to Chris today. And Chris taught us a lot of stuff. Yeah. I watched a documentary the other day on Hulu. Sorry.

What? I just thought it was something gross. Go ahead. I don't want to derail it. No, no, go ahead. When I was a kid, you know, whenever you see a really bright light in the, uh, that's like shining in a room, you can see little speckles of dust. Yeah.

Like when I was a kid, I thought that those revit, like, you know, I'm talking like real young. Barbara and I look at daddy together like, did I hear that rough? Well, I was like real young. You know, like they say, the, like there's vitamin D and the sun and stuff. Yes. Like in my, when I was like four, whatever, five, I remember saying that I'm like, oh, those must be the vitamins, those little speckles. There's a D in the C and then yeah. Yeah. And so I remember being like trying to eat them. Well, it gets a kid trying to eat the vitamins.

It makes you feel bad. You probably won't eat anymore than you were just by breathing. Right. Yeah. Sure, but it's just we now I'm just thinking about me trying to eat that skin. Like trying to get nutrients. That's sorry.

I've never heard anyone say that. I guess that's true for a lot of things that you say. Yeah, but this is not just me. This is also like my little sister thought, or my little brother and my sister thought that we were all trying to eat by the means. I don't know. So the siblings who are younger than you all thought the same thing.

Well, my older sister is older. Maybe, I just memory that just like flashed in my head, like when I was like four. Chad is so confused. What else did you eat that you thought was? Bite of food. This chicken spaghetti. Just sitting there like taunting us this whole time.

I don't know, I'll think on it, but go on. It's like that. Were you there in Australia? The time we met that person who said that they didn't eat. All they had to do was look at the sun. Yeah. Well, you told us about that. I don't know if Superman. They just need to look at the sun. I think it sunrise and sundown. And that's all the nutrition they need it for the day.

It's like the same thing you're thinking about. I watched a documentary on Hulu over the holiday weekend. I don't know if you all have seen it about that Von Dutch brand. Do you all remember that brand? It was really popular like in the early 2000s, like 2002, 2003. Well, kind of stuff they did. Like, trucker caps. They just had like a patch that said Von Dutch on them. You see like all the celebrity. Sounds familiar. Yeah, it would wear it. If you saw one, you might remember it. It was, it was, it was for like a year, it was everywhere. And then just like all of a sudden it was gone. And there's a three-part documentary about that brand on Hulu. Because like it was like the kind of thing where at the time, like I said, it was everywhere. You couldn't go, you couldn't not see it

at the time. And then just all of a sudden one day it was gone. And it's like the three part documentary about, they were just hats. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Terrible logo. It's just like this three part documentary about the people who started that company and the history behind it. And like what led to it becoming a huge phenomenon. And then it just disappearing and falling off the face of the earth. Weird. You know, it's like, it's like, it's the brand I had thought about in probably in close 20 years.

So it's interesting to see, but it was funny because watching it, it's like, they're interviewing, they're doing all these talking head interviews with people and there's like four different people who introduced themselves like, hello, I'm so and so. I invented the Don, the Von Dutch brand and it's like, they all tell like, hello, I'm so and so. I invented the Von Dutch brand. And it's like, they all tell like kind of similar, but kind of conflicting stories about like how it all came together. And like, yeah, I was doing this and I was doing that. Like, but that guy, he was never around. You know, it was me who was doing this stuff. And I made these deals. And so it's like, this weird thing where like everyone has a vested interest and like different perspectives on

the origin of it. Their own version of everything. Yeah. That's just like life in general. Everyone has their own version of you. Everyone has their own version of a story and or how something played out and you can't do shit to change it sometimes. Yeah. Just everyone's their own main character, baby.

But that's why dash cams are important. But more of the why dash cams are important. But more of the story. Dash cams. But watching it, it was also, there were some times where people would be telling stories and you'd listen to it and then after they were done telling their version of events is something I'd be like, I don't believe that at all. That totally, that doesn't sound right. I don't believe that for a second.

It's just really interesting like that unreliable narrator where it's like all these different people trying to tell essentially the same story. Did you watch all three parts? Yeah. Damn, you recommend it. Yeah, it's interesting, especially like I said, because it was huge, it was like just like this huge brand.

And I guess like one of the guys who was the designer for Von Dutch, you know, like, did a lot of stuff that sold really well. Eventually went to Quinn the Von Dutch brand went away. He was the person who acquired the worldwide licensing rights for Ed Hardy merchandise. What? I mean, like, so like after Von Dutch went away, he was kind of pretty much responsible. It's Jackie Brand. Right, for Ed Hardy becoming on the rise and becoming popular.

God, what about Ju juicy? Are they all so So for that? My God. I was just interesting to see at least people who had such a weird effect on shitty shitty breath. It's another documentary on Hulu. But did you did you guys watch anything about the the turpin family? Mm-hmm. We're here about this at all. What why was that back in the news? I think it's because it's been a certain amount of years so they're or like they're just talking about it now. I'm not sure why it's in the news again but they recently had an interview with two of

the daughters. Yeah, Esther was telling me about it. That's why I didn't see it but she was she was telling me I guess like she was like like a family of 15 parents and then a bunch of kids, essentially parents were like chaining the kids up, not feeding them, not feeding them. Yeah, I essentially had them locked up in this house for their entire life and like they never left. I think they left one time to go do like a val renewal

for the parents or something like that. The Disney World or something. Something like that. It was like the first time ever out of the house. It was like the first time ever out of the house. And I guess the first time ever out of the house was Disney World. I don't know if it was Disney. I think it was Vegas.

So I saw some picture or something. It was like Elvis doing like their vowel renewal. That's it. And it was like, yeah, like 12 kids or something like that, 13 kids. From what I understand, like when they finally, when one of them finally managed to get out of the house and call the police You know, they you know, they were asked you like you guys didn't sound like a believable story

They're asking her you know, what's your address like she's like I don't know. Yeah, she doesn't know She doesn't know how addresses work. She doesn't know and like she has lived a sheltered life like they're in her entire life In that house like no concept of all to this point I think what she called the police was 17. Yeah, she was 17. Oh my God. And she is because they're so incredibly underdeveloped and under nourished and educated and everything.

She sounds like a small child. Like her speech patterns, her voice, everything sounds like she might be six or seven years old, Max. And she's 17. And she says that when the cop first approached her, like after calling the police and figuring out where she was and like they found her and eventually you know went to the house and you know the rest is history, but she was like that was my first time ever talking to someone

who wasn't my siblings or my parents. Like my first time ever talking to a stranger. So she was like I didn't know like how to speak to him. Like she just like rambling on and on because you didn't really know how like what information to give or like she was scared the whole time. It was just fucked up. Yeah, super, super fucked up story. So what happened to the parents? And Jail. Yeah. But like they just get the conviction because it popped up on my like YouTube suggested. Yeah, I don't know why it was all of a So I think they did a documentary about it recently or something like that. I don't know because I It popped up randomly because I saw a clip of it like the other day. Yeah, they are it looks like they are currently

In prison. Yeah, maybe they just got convicted. I don't know But it's like a fucking insane story. Yeah, yeah, I guess convicted, I don't know. But it's like a fucking insane story. Yeah. Yeah, I guess they just got found in January 2018. So it's we're coming up on three years since yeah since that happened. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know why it was back in the news again. No, almost four years. Oh, yeah, you're right. Fuck. 2222 22 next month or just about a month. This episode of the RESTYD Podcast brought to you by me, Andes. Somehow already the end of 2021, I don't know how it happened, but I guess it is. Which means it's time for gift giving, but don't stress me, Andes is back with their ultimate gift guides. You can relax knowing you're getting everyone the coosiest gifts ever.

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I saw a truck for an internet provider and they were walking up and they were like, oh hey! I was like, oh, do you need anything? And they were like, no, no, we're just working on your neighbors internet. I'm like, okay, well, see you later. I was like, going off to actual life.

I got home, my internet didn't work. I've had this exact same thing. And I was like, I know that that guy messed up my internet. Like I know that he was the- Was it the same company that provides your internet? It was okay. Is the exact same. So then I was like,

and we had a recording the next day. So I had to be like, hey, I had to go up to the office early. I tried testing it. Oh, when I- Oh, remember that. Yeah. And so I asked my neighbors like,

hey, is there any chance I could borrow your Wi-Fi for like a little bit? Because mm-hmm and they they gave me their Wi-Fi password, but it wasn't strong enough. I didn't reliable Yeah, so I had to go up record the office the Call guy out he comes out is like yeah We just looked in there Looks like he just the other guy just unplugged your line You did it to them and gave it to them.

It's the exact same thing. They just do that. They just do that. Sometimes it's like, well, there's not enough. So, uh, sod it. But they're having to do it too. They're having to meet. Yeah. But about four or five years ago. They're just fucking loop. Well, then it's not their problem anymore. They've resolved. They've got their job. Then there's like a maintenance Chris to come in, I guess, to like get more shit to that pole or something, but they just frickin do that.

I was like, how is... You too? You're happy to buy co-sla... How is this thing? There's not enough on each poll, so they just move them around. They move the problem from one customer to another. Without even saying anything. So then I'm like, then I had to text my neighbors like, hey, thanks so much for letting me borrow your Wi-Fi.

Your Wi-Fi might be out. You keep borrowing. And then when they fixed yours, did theirs go out? No, no. No, I think they just like, they finally fixed it. The guy that was out there, I was like, well, can you not just fix theirs so we can stop the cycle of madness? It goes to the point where, when I saw that happening, when I saw work being done on a poll

from an intake provider, I would just like go outside and look just to make sure that they can see me and they know not to do it. Yeah, I feel like you should already be dialing the number. I mean, what was frustrating is I the guys look me in the eye. Like I was like, Hey, how's it going? He's like, Oh, don't worry about it. I'm just work out on your neighbors. I'm like, Okay, cool. Like he knew I was he saw me leave. Exactly. That's how that's how he knew he could do it. I know he's like, ah fuckers and he's not here. Yeah, exactly. Why does each house have its own internet connection now anyway?

That's a good question. Like a street. Could a street share the connection? No, is everyone using like two gigabit? Essentially, we're all already doing that. Yeah, but does it like we're not not people who probably pay for gigabit who use like 30 megabits constantly. They're not running a gigabit to the pool for every customer.

But why do we all have to pay in? Wouldn't it be much cheaper to have like, oh, these five houses sharing something? Oh, they, something that would garner the internet company less profit. I don't, they do that. I feel like I'm going to finish it. Come in, like, are you always profit. I don't think they do that. I feel like a huge fan. I mean, I'm not even sure.

Come in, like, are you always like, I don't know. This is gonna be a best real talk. I'm not sharing shit with my neighbor. But you are the, you already are. Technically, I guess I guess it doesn't like, you can't see each other's traffic. Ryan, they have, might have like a different provider. Yeah.

I just feel like this only looks out for Gus. We learned this again today. When it comes to internet, we recorded a different provider. Yeah. I just feel like this only looks out for Gus. Yeah. When it comes to internet, we recorded a video today. We recorded a video today where I'll just say what the concept was. It was race to death in GTA where we had like a list of I think it was eight different ways to die. Like interesting unique ways to die in GTA. And like we're all helping each other.

It's like, oh, yeah, Chris is on his own too. But like people are helping each other, like, oh, I have a helicopter you want to ride with me to go do this thing and blah, blah, blah, blah. Gus the entire time. What he was like, oh, I'll come pick you up. And I'm like, wait, really? Yeah, I'll go get you.

Just wait by whatever. Can you flew over me like that? Yeah, I'm just trying to waste their time. Because I was like, it's a competition. It's a race to see. Why the fuck are you all helping each other? That's the same thing I was just trying to kill Barbara. Yeah, there was one point where one of the things was, sorry, I'm eating because I haven't

eaten dinner, where you had to drive a bus into the water and drown. And so you had to like fucking find a bus and then drive all the way to the ocean and drive in. The whole time I was doing this, Chris was just waiting for me in the ocean. Well, no, I rammed you with my car. You ignored it. Which I missed. And then I started sniping you, trying to shoot you as you were driving into the ocean. Yeah. I missed. I missed. You got into the ocean. You drowned. Yeah. And I told you when you woke up. So when I respond in the ocean, I immediately got a headshot from Chris just still waiting in the water. So some people were using

their time to try to win and other. I still almost, I don't want to spoil it. Okay. I think I still did really good considering I was looking out for myself and also trying to screw everyone else over. Yeah, that's what you play. Yeah, sure. Even at the big, no, no, you obviously the video when it comes out, but they were giving away so much so much already there was a this was a recurring Theme throughout the video. Mm-hmm. So our first video recorded back in the office We recorded it all together in the studio Today, which was interesting. I like your little area. We like it too We realized that we have like our own kitchen there and then like

so many bathrooms So many in that area we have like the two individuals and then like so many bathrooms just in that area. We have like the two individual ones and then like all the men's bathrooms, the women's bathrooms right there. It's kind of in the way of the Hoverboard Track, though. A little bit. We get a lot of hoverboard traffic coming through our area.

I've done a few laps like. It's nice to be able to be like in the same vicinity as you guys again. Yeah. And like be able to just walk up the stairs and like or the the bram. It's a to be able to be like in the same vicinity as you guys again. Yeah. And like, be able to just walk up the stairs and like, or the, the, uh, Bram. The Luria. Yeah.

I would like to resolve something because all the comments are about the gum on my shoe. It's tape. Oh, it's just, uh, it's just tape. Tape with gum on it. You can clearly still on your mark at one point. But of course, like, setting up this new area is frustrating also, because the first few hours today are like, I've got to set up this computer. Yeah, it's like, download all the games, all the software.

Text already set it up, like from a tech perspective, the computer's works, it has Windows installed on it, but now it's like, okay, now I need to download and configure every piece of software I need. And it's like, it's like, so you start doing things like, well, I can't do X because I need to do Y first, but I can't do Y because I need to do A first. But before I do A, I need to do B. Like, so it's like figuring out your end state you want and then working your way backwards. I just want to point out. That must be frustrating. I didn't have to deal with that because I got a shitty computer Can I complain about that? You are allowed to complain about it. I don't know whether you're justified in complaining about it.

Okay, I'm not going to go ahead. So, so let me set the stage before Chris starts. The other day when Chris was getting his spaghetti out of town, there were the other five of us came in here and we started the setup process. And we had new computers at each of our stations that we were starting to get set up. And there was a blank spot at Chris's. So Chris was out of town, but Chris showed up today with so well to go back story. Back. We got it.

We got to set the stage. We're like, Hey, we're moving back to office. What equipment did you take? Did you, you know, use from the office when you moved to work from home? And I was like, Oh, I took my computer tower. I took from broadcast. So you had a PC and you had all the PC and then like, it was allowed my computer. It was, I don't know who gave it to me so I got it um but it's like an old PC from broadcast I've got three of And then and then so I was like hey here's what the stuff I have And John's like cool and then yet last week he was like

Hey, so we need I need to just set up move your your PC to the office. I'm like, what? I was like, what do you mean, move it? It's like, I was like, it was the, he said that he liked it. I'm like, I'm looking at me and Gus, is it if we're gonna agree with you? Yeah. I heard that.

He said he'd mentioned in other meetings. That was the first time I heard that I would lose my workstation at home. And it's not your, it's the company. Yeah, it's the company. Yeah, but I don't have a workstation at home. Who's fault is that? We all do.

Yeah, but you're using your personal ones. Yeah, yeah, which sucks. And I don't have one. So now I'm either have to go buy a PC. Like we all did. Well, you already had one. No, I had bought one before. This was saying.

Yeah, you already had one. So now you get to work from home. I'm not saying that's great at y'all. Hey, if I took a computer from work to work from home and we were coming back to the office, I would be expected to bring it back. Right, I know. I know, hey, though, that you can have one in both places.

That's what I think. That's what I think. No, I'm according to anyone we ask. That's what I thought too. We only had budget for five. And so I was like, okay, well, bring it back up. That sucks though. But then everyone else got new computers.

And I got the I got the shitty old broadcast when I love you broadcast. It's not your fault. But I have this old computer that was like a leftover. It's not even shitty. It's a fine computer. We played GTA. We played a nine year old. I know this computer is not good enough for me to use,

but it's my workstation at home. I don't have it anymore. Yeah, this is what you were filming with already. I know. And now I can't film at home. And, but you don't have to film at home anymore. And you have to film here. I know what you're trying.

That's why it's here. I know what's just fine, but now I don't have a new station. Everyone got a brand new computer. It's really not that special. It's, oh, I have to reinstall steam and reinstall GTA. But it's a fresh, new clean computer with all the graphics cards and stuff. Mine's old and like does it left over? Does it underperform for its purpose? Yeah. No. Oh my God. Speaking of Chris's home computer, we should show Gav, Chris's OBS.

No. So we normally, when we do work from home for some reason, every time we all get together to film, Chris always goes, oh, hold on, my system's not working. So because I don't have a mixer. I use stuff. That's because I use stuff. Chris would always take time. We should give some more information,

because not everyone knows that OBS is OBS is basically a broadcast software we use to record and stream from our stations and stuff like that. And so you can have different scenes set up. So if you want to see for just your webcam or just for gameplay, or if you want your webcam in the corner of your gameplay, you can set up your scenes for it. When you're watching us stream,

it's how we switch from a full cam to just gameplay or the camera in the corner or our name burned in. Like that's all control via OBS. You've seen any streamers that they're probably using something similar. You can build scenes, well there's OBS right there. Yeah, you can be able to be showing OBS, showing OBS. In it that have presets like this scene is just gameplay, this scene is just webcam, this scene is gameplay with webcam and the core.

So for let's say this special stream thing I want my webcam, my gameplay, and then I also want this overlay and this button, like whatever. You have all those little things features in it. Chris, I think, built just one scene and has every potential graphic in it, and he just toggles the visibility on them. I don't know if you saw the amount of scenes in there, too. There was probably 50 scenes as well. Well, there weren't that many. There were like 15, and I don't use three of them, but the OBS is never the issue. It's always audio, because I don't have a mixer

and I use a virtual mixer. You need to clean that shit up. It's always audio. I've never seen an OBS that looked like that. Every one of us came by individually and went, oh my God. Well, maybe it wouldn't have been about a new PC. And then we,

you would just do the same thing on the new one. And then we were all doing our Windows updates today. And I swear last week when Chris wasn't here, I told everyone, make sure you run Windows update, but don't install Windows 11. And then earlier this earlier today, we're all sitting there and what's getting the stuff set up and all of a sudden, Blaine's like, my computer's not working, right? I think it's like nothing's working anymore.

It's just all broken. I ran a software update and now it doesn't work. And I said, did you update to Windows 11? He was, how can I tell us it? Is your start bar in the middle of the bottom of the screen now? And he goes there's a long pause and he goes no Is that automatically update to windows 11? You have like a trigger at that. Yeah, you have to go out of your way in windows update to click I want to upgrade to windows 11. I don't have it yet. No, no one does because we haven't tested all of our shit in it yet. We really need to get go get a photo of Chris's

OBS. I could I could give you a screenshot. It's OBS works so easily. I could make a screenshot. It gives me like actual severe anxiety looking at it. Well, I've never had a problem with this. So there were 15 scenes, but how many assets were there on the right side? A new one for every game. So it has its own window. So make it my game. I make a new one.

You could just do game capture and it'll automatically capture whatever game you're playing. Well, but what if I wanted to be specific? Wait, in what way is it supposed to cost him to the game and make open a specific window? Like he probably does game capture and specific window instead of any full screen application. Yeah, I do. So it's just like this long list of everything ever game capture, you just click on properties and then select what you want to have. This reminds me of whenever, whenever I talk to my granddad on Skype he would install Skype a new time

Every time we would open Skype he would install it. So what do you make a new account every his application? What I had like 99 Make sure you talk to your parents about Skype also when you're talking to them about two factor authentication. So for the post show We're gonna go to the bathroom and then we're gonna take a trip over to Chris's desk. We're gonna look at his OBS. I just shut that computer down. Brody's all girl. It takes while the boot up is done. It's new and fancy as your new towers. Man. new and fancy is your new towers. Man. It is crazy how just having a shitload of stuff

can just wreck a day in terms of technical issues. Like we've had times where it's like, all right everyone arrive at 10, we only have an hour to film a GTA and it needs an update. And it's suddenly seven computers are trying to download a 24 gig update or something. It's just like, oh, well now IT is gonna throttle us

because we're sucking the entire company's internet and then it'll take like an hour and be like, we film nothing. But one Xbox in a different location will be fine. I think we, most of us were here by about 1 p.m. and that's like when the book of the work we're starting, we didn't start filming I think until 345. Yeah. To be fair though, it's just a lot of like us getting our systems ready, but that's all it is right That's like it's like all the little like oh, we can't start yet because of this we can't start here because of this I like with me. It's like oh this many display port cable doesn't work when we grab a regular to sport the sport

Just play for cable this display port cable doesn't work let me grab an issue my cable. Okay, finally issue my cable Works was like every single step doesn't work. Let me grab an e-she-my cable. Okay, finally, e-she-my cable works. But it's like every single step doesn't work. There's always a problem. It's also very interesting to try to find that equipment in this office because it's like a scavenger hunt. Because this is like a bunch of departments used to be here and are still working from home while we are currently in here. And so there's just like monitors and wires

and just like all the stuff that hasn't been used in two years that were like I'll use this for the time being, but I don't have the proper cable for it. So like you go around different deaths and stuff like that. All those cables I just talked about were all in the same pile on the floor. It was like oh there's just a pile of different video cables all right here. It I will say this though. It was there's just one like that's how this office works sometimes. And it's always worked that way, where it's just like when when something is around, people just grab it like scavengers and they take it, including office space and desk locations. And including things from people's offices. Yeah, Chris is acting all high in mighty. I'm saying that's just how it is. I remember, though, I remember the worst was, I remember there was one time at 636 office,

where we had left, we were out of town for a work trip. It was like me and I don't know who I was there. You might have been there at Gus. Anyway, I got a text from, I think it was Cari. It's like, hey, just, or maybe, yeah, I think, yeah, he's like, hey, just really know, there was some reorganization done and the studio so your desk is in a new spot.

I'm like, oh, oh. I get back, my desk is on the green screen. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It was like, my desk was like, I'm like, a green floor, green background. And the stuff like your desk could have been on the beach. It could have been in space. Yeah, anywhere I want, but it was like, it was so hard to see because everything was green.

It was just like the floor was reflecting green. Do you think that's where should you think it was worse when you were in that little like curtained off area in the flex space in stage five. In stage five. That little like writers area. It was like, I mean, oh no, no, the green screen was worse because it was in the middle of a big thing and everything was green. Like it hurt to look at anything. Well, color was it again?

Yeah, everything like reddish when you walk away from it. Yeah, like it really messed with your like depth perception and like your color is just like like the floor was like everything was what I'm messing with you. It was actually what they thought you were. No, that's actually where it was. They put a whole row of deaths. Yeah, we had a bunch of deaths out there for like six deaths. That was about yes, six, three, six when animation was in that same room. Animation took over like and then well that we just started blowing up in the past. I was in the dungeon.

So, which, I was in the dungeon for about a week. Yeah, which would have been, a week, I remember feeling sorry for you until I, through the green screen. Yeah, me and Gavin were both in the dungeon when we started Rochelle, almost 10 years ago. We're in the long time. And Gavin quickly moved to a Q-Miner

and has been there ever since. I said bye. And I went, oh. But to be fair, I still came out to mess with you on a daily basis. You did. You did. Thank God for that. Yeah, but I keep you company, even though I don't sit with you anymore. Me alone in the dungeon.

I think it was just me and maybe Lindsay at the time. I think they were there with me. Yeah. Yeah, Lindsay wasn't the dungeon for a little while. That was before they were cubicles in the dungeon. Because when I was in the dungeon, they were there with me. Yeah. And Lindsay was in the dungeon for a little while. That was before they were cubicles in the dungeon. Because when I was in the dungeon, they were cubes. This is when we had the deaths that kind of line the wall. Yeah.

I was right by that, that, that, uh, Lepardad door. Yeah, I was like, it went along the wall and that big bay door leading up to right next to the Lepardad door. Yep. And then I shared an office with you, one point in the Adams. Mm-hmm. Can I remember who I sat in the dungeon with? I want to say Brian.

Brian was there for a while, but there was someone else who sat in the dungeon. Oh, was it not Caleb? Who's Tom? John was in the dungeon for a bit. Wasn't it? Yeah, I think John was there right before. I think John moved out of the dungeon and I took John's old. Yeah, John upstairs.

Yeah, that dungeon was the only place I didn't work at the 66 office. I worked well. And she's not. I had that office in the front with Adam and Barbara. I was in the dungeon and I was upstairs. I was upstairs at 1.2. I think those are all the different places I was at. I never let's upstairs.

I worked upstairs at every single corner. I worked in Joel's office. I worked in your old office. I didn't even know. No, I worked in everyone's office at some point. Because people would like move around. And I worked in your old office. I didn't know when I worked in the first years. I worked in everyone's office at some point because people would like to move around. And I was in the bullpen. I still remember how the sound booth in that office was right next to the bathroom.

And so whenever there was a flush, people would have to pause their voice over. Lisa didn't spoil it. Shit. And the bathroom was right over all of our servers in that downstairs office. Right. Right. That closet where all of our storage and everything we worked off was directly under the pipes from the bathroom upstairs. We were just on the topic of 636 and like stuff that happened in that office. We did a video last week where we did like a white elephant gift exchange.

And I was reminded of when we did Secret Santa at the office and Brandon had me. And he got me coal as my gift. Because you were naughty. Just because he thought it would be funny. Yeah. And like ever, this is when the like the company was maybe like 40, 50 people. So it was not a lot of people and like everyone was getting really thoughtful gifts. Like the entire company was participating. And like I was like watching people get their gifts and be like all sweet on each other and all that stuff and then Brandon comes into our office and he goes, hey Barbara, Merry Christmas or like Happy Hanukkah or whatever he said.

I was like, oh Brandon, like that's, thank you so, oh you had me, that's awesome. He goes, it's cool. And I go, yeah, I see that. That's funny, yeah, he's like, yeah, that's cool. And I go, yeah, I see that. That's funny. Yeah, he's like, yeah, that's such really expensive. I'm like, did you burn it for heat? Cool. I think that's a great gift.

I think that it's funny. It's funny for like a five-sextre. It's funny, but then you gotta follow it up with like a real gun. You gotta be like, yeah. It's a funny like, switch a roux. Yeah. But when you don't switch the room,

you don't switch the room. He later I think felt so bad that he like got me much stuff from toy joy or whatever. And my brain is a nice guy. I don't think he like thought I would actually be upset by it. I thought he like, that I would enjoy it. What if it was a giant human sized sack and coal, isn't it?

That'd be a great gift. I'm gonna dress him up. La la la. So I tried to figure out how much coal costs. In 2020 the National Average Sales Price of Coal at coal lines was $28.88 per short ton. What's the short ton? I don't know what a short ton is, but it makes me think like a bake is doesn't. Cole is cheap as fuck. Yeah. But maybe if you buy an individual, I think the budget was like $40 or something. No, it was like 20 bucks or something. No, it's a little higher people getting alcohol and stuff like that. Okay, I know I quit doing it after the first one because I got too stressed out. The British ton is a long ton, which is 2,240 pounds. The US ton is a short ton which is 2,000 pounds.

So you can buy... 1,000 kilograms, isn't it? A metric ton. Yeah. You can buy 2,000 pounds of coal at a coal mine for $28.88. So he was bullshitting me. He could have powered the entire company. The average delivered price of all coal delivered to electric power sector was $36.14 per short ton delivered. Maybe he bought like a novel. Maybe he should be thankful he didn't buy you a short ton. I guess so that would have been I don't know I would have known that.

That's that's a real. That's a real money making business. If you can buy a ton of coal and then create like a novelty website where you ship coal to people around the holidays and charge like 30 or 40 bucks. Like every time you sell a lump of coal, you've already made profit. Like you sell one lump, you've already paid for the entire ton of coal you have. How much would a short ton of chicken spaghetti cost? A short ton. I don't

I probably get through. Yeah. I would prefer to get chicken spaghetti to coal. Well, if you go purchase something, you could have a chance to win. I'm right. Hey, you know, I like those.. Your secret Santa surprise. I do think if Cole ever wanted to like role play in the bedroom, be like, Oh, you've been naughty. Looks like you get a long stop stop stop stop. I don't want to hear Chris role play. I want to meet pretending to be Cole role play. Yeah, you better. So continue. You've been you get a lump of Cole. you you've been you get a lump of coal or every girl wants to hear you get a lump of you shrunk us you're not gonna get a lump of us tonight that's for sure nope hey baby let me stick this lump in you like this not ever let that's not a sexy word or maybe these howl you big at some naughty lumps

oh yeah my lovely lady lumps yeah I can't talk today I'm just getting too excited I'm like mushing all my words up with the fuck is this what are you guys gonna get people for the holidays it's a place um I don't know like that's like the most stressful thing that's the thing I don't like about the holidays is like the sense of obligation. Yeah. So you have to get someone to gift. Like I think giving someone a gift should be like you see something that makes you think of someone and you buy it for them like it's a thoughtful thing. Like when you come time to like you're obligated to give people gifts.

It's like, oh, fuck, then I just like start stressing about it. Start worrying. What do you and Esther do? Do you guys get stuff from each other? Okay. I'm talking to Trevor about it. His birthday falls around Christmas as well. So I always feel like, okay, well,

if your birthday was any other time, I would obviously get something for you. So it's like, I want to be able to separate those two things. But we're talking about for Christmas, how like we need a couple new appliances, perhaps. So maybe we, you know, like spend it together and like by each other on a point. What's more romantic, a dry or dishwasher?

Or a fridge? Fridge. My fridge has a Sabbath mode. What does that mean? Like it powers down on Saturday? Yeah, I think it's a way of opening it without setting the lights on and without changing the temperature.

Oh yeah. Mine has a Sabbath mode too. We're talking about this the other day. So on the Sabbath, you're not supposed to use electricity if like very religious people because it's like considered work. Yeah, yeah. So.

Even though the fridge is on. I know, even though the fridge. Well, I tried reading up on it. And I think the loophole is that when Sabbath mode is engaged, you can't change the temperature in your fridge because you're affecting the electricity. And I think the majority of the ice was in the rest of the stuff. If it was already on, it's already running.

What you're doing doesn't affect it, because it's already set. The ice maker, however, stops because if you're using ice, then it would make more. And the lights that turn on, when you open the fridge, you would be affecting so those don't work anymore either. The very extreme, like the very religious people don't even rip things on the Sabbath. So people will pre-ripe their toilet paper in advance. What do you think that means in relation to toilet paper?

Well, but like, why tear off break, rip? Because that's work. I don't really know the like, why? Like tear off break rib because that's work. I don't really know the like the reasoning behind it. I probably Dave when I was younger, but it's just like that to me is. It's interesting that it's made it's because I assume like an ancient practice from way before technology is weird to see it. I guess it's interesting that it's been implemented into like modern tech in an official way. Cause I'd never seen that option. I was just trying to figure out why it kept telling me to change the water filter when I've done that already.

Right. And I just crawled all the way to the end that said Sabbath mode and it said unavailable. It was like, I can't even use it. But that's, and then I was looking at what it was. And there's like loads of videos about of people trying to like basically hack a Sabbath mode by putting magnets on their fridge on Saturday so that it thinks the doors close when it's open. It's like people actually do go to extreme lengths

to properly observe. Properly? I think some of them have it too. You've got my disease, my inability to be busy. We're all having trouble talking today. But it's funny though, if you go to some synagogues. I actually, like I've only been to a couple synagogues in my life and they've all had this. I don't know if it's funny though, if you go to some synagogues, I actually, like, I've only been to a couple synagogues in my life and they all have this. I don't know

if it's all of them, but they have the toilet paper that's the individual sheets that you pull out instead of like the rolls to avoid ripage to avoid. Interesting. I also read that you can totally break all those rules to save someone's life. I can't speak. Yeah. It's spreading over here. So if you're saving someone's life. I can't speak. Yeah, it's spreading over here. So if you're saving someone's life, yeah, you can rip all the toilet paper. You can rip. Do you know what that means? ripping toilet paper? Yeah, I know, but I would now just think about some sort of, I don't know, there's an opportunity, business opportunity where you could be like set up situations where you could

save someone's life and do the things that you need to do like open the fridge or rip toilet paper. I think it's I don't think that's how it works. No, but like if you're like, hey Gavin, here chew this choke, but be in the fridge. I don't know. I'm just I guess they found it basically like Essentially saying human life is no important is more important than anything. So like if you need to break it Which is good. Of course. Yeah I know no question speaking of a Trevor he sent me a tiktok the other day It's like two days ago.

It's like, he knows a lot of aviation. It was just like the view from a cockpit of a plane landing in fog and like hearing the voice going like 300, 200, 100, you know, 30, 20, 10, and you don't see anything. Like the plane touches down, then after it's on the ground,

then you see like the runway lights and I was like, that's fucking terrifying. You'll probably have to do that someday, right? Well, what I replied to him was, and my most recent flying lesson was on Friday. And this was the first time my instructor introduced me to this thing called Foggles, which are glasses you put on that are entirely fogged

on the top, so you can only see out of the bottom to simulate flying in a cloud, so you can't see anything other than the instruments in front of you. And so it's so he like at 3000 feet. My structure's like here put these on. And so it's like you can only see the instruments. And even though I knew we're at 3000 feet and I knew everything. And he's there like nothing bad's going to happen.

It was still terrifying. Yeah. Not being able to look out and to only see the instruments. And like it was just so nerve rackets. I can't imagine what that's like, you know, coming into land and not being able to see anything until you're already. What if you just heard the numbers? It was like 30, 20, 10, zero, minus 10. There I am.

That's the sound right? It's a bit of a universe right now. Congratulations. You've made it. You've ascended. You've descended. You're nice. I feel like I could never. You've descended so much that you've ascended. You've ascended. You've descended. Oh, nice. I feel like I could never. You've descended so much that you've ascended.

You clipped through. The toilet paper rippings just blow my mind. I feel like I wouldn't, I'd be a terrible judge at how much to rip. I think they just do a bunch of pieces so that you could use, like, if you need more. They just eat square. Yeah.

Yeah. That's fine. Because sometimes it's like you over-under estimate. and I'd be like oh I got a rip one now Actually did misinterpret the toilet paper ripage No kidding. We we couldn't wait. What did you think was like I thought like when you know when you start a new roll toilet paper You're like that's like ripping it like you kind of take the kind of glue Yeah, I thought that's what you were talking about that That's I swear to God. I know this is stupid. So when you're like toilet paper rippages,

oh, yeah, so they can't open a new roll toilet paper, but you're actually me tearing the toilet. Yes. OK. Did you just grab the whole roll and wipe it across? Did you eat some extra vitamins on you away here to the podcast today, Chris? No.

Just chicken spaghetti. Just chicken spaghetti. Just chicken spaghetti. I was telling Gavin the other day, I got a new credit card a couple days ago, because the old credit card it was replacing didn't technically exist. Because when years ago, a long time ago, I got a Continental Airlines credit card. But continental airlines. Yeah, that's gone. Merge with United. So the continental airlines credit card I got was a

master card. United's credit card program is a visa. So after United took over, I had a United Airlines master card, which didn't exist. So most of the time, it wasn't an issue, but there were weird quirks about it. Like I couldn't use it in Apple Pay. It just wouldn't work. And like, ideally with the airlines, sometimes they'd be like, you know, you're giving me a master card number. It's supposed to be a visa. Like, no, I know. But it's a master card.

It was just, so finally they faced out, but it's been like 10 years at this point and they finally faced it out. And it was just weird to me to finally be done with that card. It's like, you can't get that anymore. It's like a weird anomaly that shouldn't have existed, but existed for a brief window in time. And now it's like they finally decided to be done with it and get rid of it and it's gone.

So it's for all. Did you have like a really good like deal on it? And that's why you wanted to keep it and didn't want to. Well, no, it's because after they merged, they just, they mined state of master card. I don't know why. Like, they just never issued me a visa. I was like, okay, like, and it worked.

Fine. I've no reason to like rock the boat and change anything. I have a huge first world problem gripe with an airline card. What's that? It's going to be like the biggest first world problem. This is, that's all this, this podcast is full. That's very true.

So a couple of years ago when I started traveling a lot more for conventions and stuff like that, I'm like, OK, let me invest in this credit card, which allows me access to the American Airlines lounge. You pay like a yearly fee, and it gives you access to the lounge. Because I'm like, I'm at airports all the time. It's worth the money to be able to have access to the lounge to have Wi-Fi, you have snacks, all that stuff,

and it's more comfortable. It used to be that you could go use the lounge whenever you're at the airport, you just have to put the credit card, blah, blah. Now they've changed it to the fact that you have to be flying American to use the lounge. Even if you have that card. Yes.

And you also, if you were flying American and you're allowed to bring guests with you too, they also have to be flying American to come in with you. Give me that card. No, I think all airlines became this way. They did. Yeah, I think there was a universal change about three years ago. Two or three years ago.

Just knit down and buy a quick ticket on American. Why you complain? But you're right. It used to be just like, it didn't matter. You could just get in. It's not a small fee. It's like $400 a year Wow, I mean, I would a fly like almost every week. Yeah, no, it's definitely worth it

That's what I'm saying with that big of a fee you they should let you in the You should have access to the lounge and so I think they might have gotten rid of the fee now that they that the new rules implemented But it was just like that sucks So it just like sadly walked back down the stairs after like being rejected at the door. To Gavin's point, could you just quickly buy a refundable ticket for later in the day, scan it, then when you get in, request a refund on your ticket? I mean, if you really wanted to use the language, the language for you is the language for the family. You could probably do that. But yeah, I tried to go shit.

I was like, I'm usually always on American. Just I happen to be booked on Southern Airlines because I had to direct flight this time. Like, they're like, sorry, you gotta be flying American. Then the next time just step off to the side, do what I said. Okay, all right, I'm flying American later. I feel like I could take a leave the lounge. It doesn't really make a huge difference to me,

but I love it for dumps. Yeah, it's way better. Well, it's also just nice to have like a place you could sit and put your stuff and get up to go use the bathroom without taking it with you and like, I don't know. They're just small details that just make traveling a little more comfortable when you do it a lot. Yeah, I think I just flew without any of those luxuries for so long. I mean, yeah, I did too. But once you have them, it's hard to be like, well, I'll just go sit on this uncomfortable like, cardboard seat in the Austin airport that they have there. He Gavin is totally right.

It's worth it just for the dumps. Yeah, like the one area where it's like, I don't have a problem dumping anywhere. But like, in there, it's like, it's nice. Normally, in the American lounge where it's like a problem dumping anywhere. But like in there, it's like it's nice. It's normally in like in the American lounge, like the stalls are all enclosed. It's like floor to ceiling, the door that closes, you have to worry about like, look seeing anybody or someone said you can make fake boarding passes or QR codes. They still scan them. And they got to work. Well, it's not like a legal issue. There might be legal ramifications with everything.

There's always more legally problematic when an airline travel is involved. Yeah, I think that's the department of justice also recently said they're going to be focusing on prosecuting people who interfere with airline operations that would fly to tendants or who don't wear masks on planes in order to try to keep you safe in the sky and just do their job. It's just so annoying to see people treat them so poorly. So bad to see anyone treat anyone poorly, but like fuck dude.

Yeah. airline people like they're just fucking- They're there for your safety. They're there for your safety. They're getting you from point A to point B. Just fucking listen. Wear a mask for two and a half hours or have a longer on the flight and then go home.

Yeah, you did a long flight recently. I did. I went to the UK. How's it? How's it all hanging over there? It's good. It's weird. It's not a lot of mask wearing over there in the UK. I was in London for a little bit and then we went to Telford for the convention that we went to. But in London, it's like it doesn't exist there. Like maybe one out of every 200 people's wearing a mask. It depends on how bad it is at the time. Yeah, I asked a

cab driver about it and he said he's like, yeah, the after calling me Madam about 70 times, he said that the vaccination rate is really high and so people are not really like bothered anymore. And I was like, okay. Do you know that being called madame? No, it was the sheer amount. It was probably every second or third word. Yeah, madame, all right, madame, we're gonna be going right here. Madame, then we're gonna turn left madame and I was like, yes, I got it. It's just west of Birmingham. Yes, but just east of shrewsbury. Yes, we went to shrewsbury. I, we went to Shrewsbury. I almost got stranded in Shrewsbury. It's now at Dawens from. Because we went into

Shrewsbury one night to have dinner and we were there until the restaurant closed, which was like 11 1130. There's no Uber there and every taxi company we called was fully booked for the night. Wow. Every single cab company. So how did you get out? One person I was with managed to find this car service that he was able to find an available car for and get it to come pick us up. But we were starting to look at hotels in the air because we're not getting out of here. Back in the U.S. I was just, I left, made some friends with some Canadians and went to their like villa thing and we were hanging out and at some point I'm like all right. Well, I'm gonna go back to my place middle of an island and

There was like no Uber and no cabs and I call the number I had so I just slept on a bench See I wasn't gonna do that until until like I was at a Turning I slept so I saw a car come by that and I waved him down. Thankfully. They were dropping someone off Always the difference between men and women are yeah, Chris you always I can't do that. Yeah, yeah, I was in Situation you will I feel like you're just always happy to just go with the flow whatever happens Like we're reinforcing what you just sit there Barbara, I remember the first time we met Gav in the UK, we were there for that festival with me

in Jason. At one point during that trip, we had a couple of days to kill. And Jason and I were walking by Waterloo Station and we said, oh, wouldn't it be crazy if there was a train leaving for Amsterdam right now? We walked in and there was. So we're like, oh, let's just go to Amsterdam and we just like, walked on the train like no, you know, pre-i phone, no accommodations booked or anything.

And we were like, yeah, if we get there and we can't find a place to stay, we'll just sleep in the train station. No big deal. You know, just like, real, real Lucy Goosey, just like whatever happens happens. We're just going to go and how long was that the best of train, right? It was, I want to say it was like seven hours We went down through the channel to Paris and it was all the same train and it went all the way straight to no stops on the think I don't think there were any stops. I love childhood Amsterdam That's awesome

But on the way back because of the fair we bought we had to spend the night in Brussels Like just it was like the weird rule of the the train fair It's all right. You got to stop and spend the night in Brussels. And we didn't have any accommodations there either. We just had to figure that out. It's always funny when I go to a, before we end this conversation, when I go to conventions at the UK, everyone is so nice there, first of all.

People at UK conventions are some of the nicest people ever. I think they're just so happy that you made it all the way from America to the UK to come see them. It's like people in Perth. Right. Yeah, Australia too. Canada, pretty much every country. Except for the US. Everyone's really nice everywhere else. But everyone's always like, I got to get Gavin out here and I go, I don't think he's going to come to a convention in Telford. I don't know if he would do that. Or if it just like focus on London or where your family is or something like that.

But you don't really do conventions much. I honestly, I stopped doing them like eight years. I just do RTX. Right. Exactly. So I'm like, I'm sorry to tell you this. I don't think he's coming. It's just because I travel enough anyway, just for not conventions and. Right. We go for Ruby usually. Yeah. Like burning every weekend would just be horrendous is long

it takes a lot of you I said hi for you that's the event but the travel I said hi for you to everybody I do say hi and they're in spirit yes that's getting soggy is that still frozen feel it still rock hard hit the table with it yeah yeah that's all I was gonna do no no look, no, look. See like the... Oh. No, it's just softening, but... Oh my god. It's so pretty solid. No, no, no. That doesn't sound as solid as it did before.

That's going to bend. Yeah, yeah. Dude, look at it. There's a bend. You bent it. Oh, I broke the bag. I'm going to need a new... No, that's ice. I could... Something is melting on your finger.

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Yeah, you, anyone listening at home or watching at home, Hey, time's not up. You could win. Just, you know, send that receipt or you know, don't even, I don't care. All right. Well, we need to end this. so Chris can go back to freezing his pasta But like we said for the post show world go run over to the bathroom real fast. Oh god and give it a little whiff But yeah, we'll see you guys again next week. Oh, don't create story receipt.com. I just saw the graphics like I know

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