Rooster Teeth Podcast - Whats with the Moon - #618

Episode Date: October 13, 2020

Join Gus Sorola, Eric Baudour, Barbara Dunkelman, and Drew Saplin as they talk about being little vs being big, different plate sizes, Chris's Russian wedding stew, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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am Barbara and I'm super high-fee I don't know Barbara. We don't know what that means Eric me just picked up Eric taught us that word Two seconds before going live. He said, let's get high of it. I'm going to get stupid and go dumb. I like the sneak. What's up? He shouts out. E4D.

Shouts out. Keep the sneak. What you guys doing? Keep the berry locked down. Shouts out. The city. I respect everything. I forget everything right now.

I told you. I told you not to say it wasn't me. It wasn't me. It was a deal. Hey, let's get Eric for the podcast tonight says Gus great choice People liked Eric last week People like Eric people like Eric people makes the new people like great too many positive comments about Eric on the podcast So we're gonna drag him down on to our level of I'm gonna say there's not enough good comments about Eric from last

Okay, I think there needs to be more That's my take this should they should definitely do it and not backfire and harm me No, she'll be so little he's so small Did you see that you see that? You were ready. You had so many things fucking ready to go up. Oh, no! Oh, it's so good!

Ah! Ah! Oh my God. Oh, nothing will make me happy. I started talking about baby. That's how you get hyphae. Oh, you did. Yeah, dude.

Drew, how do you know about the I'm little thing? I don't. Eric just started saying it. I just assumed it was a thing. Well, here's what happened. We were filming something. There was a conversation about the size of people. And somebody asked Drew. Oh, Drew, I guess it was me. Big amounts. Yep. And without, without missing a beat and without, without knowing what was going on, Drew just looks, it goes small, so small.

And it was like, this is perfect. So, at least I'm small. I'm so little. Yeah, I think I was like looking at my phone. I didn't even look up from what he asked me. I look like, okay, I'm not, you're small. You're so small. Yeah, great.

I want that shirt so bad. I want that picture of Eric just going like this. Yeah, it's me, Ian. I'm Barbara, I'm just little. I'm so small. Look at how tiny I am. What could you possibly, what are you doing? What is that that you're doing with your hands?

Plenty. Explain that to me. Explain that to me. What is that though? Are you playing a tiny, a tiny accordion? Is a tiny piano? No, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know the small one.

It's a small one with a secret. I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing.

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oh, I'm so weird. I'm just tiny is the problem. You still have to face the lens. Got it. Okay, we're doing it. Let's see, let's do it. Let's see Drew do it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh playing with an invisible mustache. Yeah, yours is like it front. It's got to be to like the side. It's almost like you're hiding. You're just being so small.

I can't. I'm too big. I'm too big to be small, you guys. The sucks. I just want to hang over there. What is supposed to be? You look like a like a bug. Just a bear, a bear making sure that berries are ripe.

That's what my small is. Is this one good? Oh, that's good. That's yeah, that's great. Guys, welcome to the 618th episode of this fucking podcast. It doesn't it just keeps going forever. Definitely not run out of things to talk about too big to be small. I, I saw a sign the other day.

I tweeted about this. And I want to get you all's opinion. I want to show you something. I was driving down the street. I stopped at a red light and I looked over. You know, people put signs on telephone poles side of the street. And I saw this sign and I want to know from you guys, what the fuck does this sign say? Feel the quality. I mean, it's supposed to say feel the quality, what the fuck does this science say? Feel the quality.

I mean, it's supposed to say feel the quality, but it says feel the oh, ality. No, it says feel the do. Well, it's clearly a D. You can see, no, look at the left side of it. You can see a straight line where the person went like, here's the curve of the D and then boom.

All right, let's straight line. Or is it feels a vality? No, it's feel the quality and the little, so they just either forgot the little cue or into touch. And they indicated the cue. The thing is, is it doesn't make sense, feel the duality. That doesn't make sense. Feel the quality, make sense.

But feel the u-alty is not actually a word. But if we're debating if that's an o or d, that's definitely an o, in my opinion. Look at the straight line on the T versus the straight line on the oh You can see where this you can see where it ends and you can see it's thicker on the left side You can see that it's thicker on the left side. There's a phone number with it like that's what's marked out That's not part of the sign that was a phone number. Okay, I did you call it? Right before we went live I called that phone number Did you call it right before we went live. I called that phone number. Did you feel the anxiety?

The person who answered the phone sounded like the angriest person in the world. It sounded to me like whoever's phone number is on that sign, did not want their phone number on a sign. That person sounded so mad when they answered the phone. I froze. And all I said was, I think I've got the wrong number and I don't go you didn't even find out what they actually wrote

I was so small I was scared He sounded mad instead of like like when your dad is mad at you? Can you give us? Here, guys, let's role play. All right. I'm you. You're the guy. Okay. Hello. Sorry, I guess I have the wrong number. Let's say I hung up.

That was it. That was a whole conversation. He just said, I was so scared. I was so scared. I hung up right away. I didn't want to be on the phone anymore at all. But based on that man's voice, would you say that it was a quality phone call or was there a lot element of duality in that phone call somewhere? I felt the duality of being an adult and a little kid at the same time When I call the duality So I ran a poll on Twitter and the option that won was duality second place

second place was oh-ality Quality came in third which seems ridiculous to be oh-alty is not even a word Duality that's right the people The people voted. They make their voices heard just like they're going to vote next month. They said, Eric, you're right. It is duality. Eric, you are the people's champion. You know everything and you're so smart. Clearly, they were writing quality. They just forgot the that's it. Which is not a quality move. Right. Which was why

you need to call that number to feel the quality. Truth on to it. Well, you have to feel the duality of trying to have quality with no quality. Feel the duality. I love how every podcast, it's just what could I bring up to this group that we're absolutely going to be divided on? Yeah. I mean, that's like my prime reason for taking that photo and then for calling that phone

number. Well, speaking of division, right before the podcast, we were talking about this video we all saw of like a some home shopping network where two hosts were arguing about what the moon was. Oh, is this my T-up? This is your T-up Drew. Hell yeah. Because apparently their argument was,

they were, neither of them knew what the moon was. One person thought it was a star, the other person thought it was a planet. And they were so, they were like mind boggled that the other person didn't know that that was the case about the other thing. And you're like, you're both wrong. They were so condescending.

Yeah. I have a theory about the moon. And it is that if you put two people into a conversation about the moon, they will eventually argue. That's the over under of the entire. So there's four of us here. If we start talking about the moon, we will immediately disagree almost out of the game. All right.

About the what is there to disagree about the moon? Why is it out during the day? If it's already also out at night, get ready. Get ready, get ready, get's worse. If we see the moon doing the day in the phase that it's in, what does China and Australia see? What phase is it in over there? Number three, if there's a new moon,

does that mean that there's a lunar eclipse somewhere on Earth? And I know it's something crazy person. I've done a bunch of research. I've looked up shit. I've gone to the Griffiths observatory and seen how the moon moves around objects. Those are like, should we argue them one at a time?

Do we have, we're not quite an hour and a half to argue every point you just went through? What, what, how come, did you start with how come it's out during the day? Right. How come it's out during the day? If it's out during the day, does the night side not have a moon? Let's start there. Moon out during day, out during nighttime, other side of the world. I mean, if it's on the other side of the world, they have a different view, don't they?

Like, we're looking in one direction and they're looking in the other direction. Or do they not have it at all? You know, I've been doing this podcast for a long time, number of years. And I don't know if I've ever decided to pass on a conversation, but I think now is the time. I thought you were gonna ask me to leave.

I honestly thought, like, I was like, I've been on this podcast a long time. I'm not firmly, but insist that you please leave the podcast. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and pass. Enjoy. I'm just saying, if we have, if we have like a waning gibbuss, then does Australia have a waxing crescent?

Right. What are you saying? What are these words? Those are phases of the moon, Gus. These are moon. These are moon words. Gus. Clearly these are moon. I don't know anything about the moon. What do you mean? You don't know about a waning gibbous? That sounds to me. That sounds like a monkey. No, that's a waning gibbon. The thing that trips me up is that we see this like object of the sky every night or most nights or maybe not even ever.

I don't know if it's out every night. Can you guarantee that the moon is out every night? Anyway, we don't know anything about it. Like, it's something we've seen our whole lives, but as soon as you start talking about people, I don't know that. Yeah, but you're saying it, like we're gonna do something about it.

Like, I don't know anything about birds, but like, they're just there. They're just fluttering around and shit. So all those questions I just asked, I can't Google, because they're too complicated. Like if I type in that whole Googley thing, it's just like, I don't know, bro, here's a graph. Here's a graph of how the moon works.

The graph doesn't explain it to you? Not, not in any real way. I was hoping, I was fingers crossed, I was hoping. Not in any real way, not to me, a working idiot. But to a scientist, it's very simple. I was hoping that Barbara was gonna have all the answers, but to a scientist, it's very simple. I was only going to, Barbara was going to have all the answers, but the thing is, she's completely tapped out. Bro, I just like, it's, you know,

my brain is broken these days, but just like living at home and quarantining and stuff like that. And then to now try to wrap my head around this conversation, I think it literally just, it became completely unwrinkly now. So I have a softest brain. It's got real smooth. It just made complete smooth brain just now. It like made me feel sick to think about.

Like when I started thinking about a waning gibbous, I started not feeling well. And then you're like, what is Australia see? And I'm like, I have, I don't know. And I started like going well. And then you're like, what is Australia see? And I'm like, I don't know. And I started like going further down a pit. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.

I'm gonna state it right here. I'm anti-moon. I'm against it. I say, get it out of here. No more moves. Speaking of Australia, let's go back to an old argument. Guess I don't hear you anymore. You don't hear me?

I don't hear, I'm muted myself. Oh on, I have my Among Us keybinds. I've done that before. Let me delete those keybinds. What do you go, man? Which is probably like you guys killing it, dude. I don't know if you're about to bring up something else, but on the topic of divisive things, I was reading chat just before we were going live,

and it gave me this idea. Which is the regular plate? No, no, no, not this again. Which is the regular plate? It's the one on the, it's the one on your left. Why do you have one? Different size plates. Once a salad plate, once a dinner plate. Yeah, I have different place. I have one size of plate Right. Yeah, you also have like medium forks dude like I don't know what to tell you I'm living like a weird lifestyle. I'm gonna say the one on camera left the tiny boy No, the tiniest boy. That's a lunch plate lunch plate and your other hand is a dinner plate dinner play hang on shut up What did you say?

What the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about? Little sandwiches, little chippies instead. Like the little plates. Chippies. And then the dinner plate. What is going on? A lunch plate? Yeah, lunch plate. Yeah, for like a sandwich. Yeah, little sandwich plate. Soup salad sandwich plate. And the other ones like big meat plate. All right. I see that. See, I just like, I pick whichever plate I want to use if I want something, if I'm real hungry, I'll get the big plate.

If I'm trying to be portion control, I'll get the smaller plate. And that's basically how I control it. Or if I'm having a sandwich and just a sandwich alone, I'll take the smaller plate. Don't ever call it a lunch plate. I don't know what the lunch plate is. I think salad plate and dinner plate are, I think, the official terms, I'll take the smaller plate. Don't ever call it a lunch plate. I don't know what lunch plate is. I think salad plate and dinner plate are I think the official terms, maybe? That's pretty good.

How do you feel about these plates? Let's get one plate. That's it. Like the other, I posted on Twitter a few weeks ago when we were having this argument. I posted a picture of my spoon and the dimensions of my, like, and the tape measure next time I spoon so people could tell me whether it was a big spoon or a little spoon.

And everyone got strangely fixated on how shallow the spoon was and how it didn't hold very much. And there was one dude who was like, ride or die in my comments, who was replying to everyone saying how that spoon was totally normal. It was a Korean spoon and that that's how all Korean spoons are. I hate to break it to you, dude. I bought that spoon at IKEA. It was a Korean spoon and that's how all Korean spoons are. I hate to break it to you, dude. I bought that spoon at IKEA. It's a big deal.

So it's Swedish. I just bought single-size spoons at IKEA. That's why I only have one-size spoon. I was going to IKEA. I think about my plates at IKEA too. I don't need all these different-size plates. I don't need all these different-size utensils. One-size spoon, one-size plate.

That's it. Done. I don't you just stand in my cupboard and be like? Which one am I gonna grab? No, it's not a thought it's not a thought press is like that though It's literally just like okay. What am I eating? All right. This plate will be better for it It's it takes like not even a second to decide That's a second I could be doing something else How do you place you have your cabin? What does that mean? When you play, do I have? I think I have.

I just do. Like you just won for your own rest. No, no. I think we have eight, eight or nine. Why do you have eight or nine plates? That's a lot of plates. You cut me a yutty lunch, and then you got to eat dinner, so you got to have multiple plates.

Two plates. Right. I feel like your logic's flawed if you're saying you can't have different size plates, but you're going to go out on a limb and say you can have eight plates. Right, So I feel like you're you're logic flawed if you're saying you can't have different size plates but you're going to go out on a limb and say you can have eight plates. Right but it's all the same. You don't like they take up just one spot. You don't have to stack them and then put like another stack of different plates. It's just one stack of eight. You're going to put anything on top of the plates. So vertically all the

spaces are already accounted for. The number of plates you have vertically doesn't matter. It's a number of plates you have horizontally that I'm against. I stack these on top of each other. I go like this. But then if you go to get the one on the bottom, it's annoying because there's one on the top. I just go like this. Gus, I have big plates and small plates,

but I'm gonna straight up agree with you right now. I agree with you. You know, it's a good point. I don't like it. Listen, I like having options in my life. It makes me feel like I have a choice over things. And it's nice. Which plate am I gonna use for my sandwich?

I get to just like, if I want chips with my sandwich, maybe I'll use the bigger plate because I could put more chips there. Wow, I feel better. What are your complaints? Well guys, check it out. If you want to weigh in on the spoon conversation, you can get the spoon shirt. We have a spoon shirt now. So that's fine. Great. I love that shirt so much. And

then after that, it's me and I'm just a little pleased to pop it. I honestly like I would wear that shirt every day. If we made that store team, if you're listening, please do it for me. It's so it's's drawn so I have almost like the teeth are intense. Like keep looking at it and the teeth make me feel unwell. They're like so, like look it, like look it, they're all individual. Oh, it looks like a, who drew that?

It looks like a DreamWorks movie. I don't remember that I credited it and I retweeted it and everything. I don't remember who it was. But those are your teeth bud. Sorry to bring to you. Thank you. I think Seemhack on Instagram did that, but I look at it and the teeth look like a Dreamworks movie

where it's just like, they're too individual. Too individual. Yeah, they're too, you know, like it's a cartoon and it doesn't have to be so, like you don't have to see every tooth, like you get the idea of teeth. I mean, but if that was all one unit, if that was just a unit tooth, that would be weird.

Yeah, I'd be gross. But also like that. I'm also saying that you don't have to have individually drawn teeth. I think you could get the idea of like, here's like some tea and then like some like little drawings that are like, this designates teeth. I'm not saying it's a bad drawing by any means.

I'm just saying teeth. I think you'd lose the littleness of the shirt if I lost the teeth. I wouldn't feel, I wouldn't feel near, you wouldn't feel nearly as little. Have you guys ever done the baby filter? I believe it's on Snapchat, on Instagram. Have you ever used it?

I don't think so. So it makes me uncomfortable. We discovered the other day, it fucks your teeth up, and I'm gonna try to see if I could show you guys. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay, tilt it down just a hair. There you go.

Oh, like it does it. Ah, oh, it like fucks your teeth up. Yeah, it makes him like little knobby baby teeth. You can't really, I'm using like a lower quality webcam this week. I don't like that. So you probably can't see this one. But like it makes your teeth look like it widens them and sharpens them. At the same time, it's really strange.

Yeah. It can make you kind of an evil baby. Evil baby. Yeah. Classic evil baby. I'm an evil baby. Evil baby. Evil baby.

I mean, evil little baby. Oh, no. Teeth are pretty unusual, though. They're like bones that you can see outside your body. It's okay when you lose the first ones, but you can't lose the second ones. Yeah, and then like if you're a rabbit, it'll kill you or something, right? Like they grow into like a brain or something. You got to choose stuff.

Any rodents. Yeah. Any rodents. Yeah. Any rodents got to keep chewing. Yeah. Uh, could you imagine losing your, like having to lose your baby teeth as an adult? No. I would immediately have an existential crisis. I would lose, I would just be like, overall dying.

Like, oh no, like, I'm so glad you lose them when you're again. You're like, whatever, they just follow up on my head. This is great. I get free money. I can't free money. I can't free money. I can't This is great. I get free money. I can't free money. I can't free money. I can't free money. I can't free money.

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I can't free money. I can't free money. I can't free money. I can't together, but I remember one in particular because I was watching Titanic in my living room and I was just playing with one of my loose teeth and then all of a sudden it just came out and it was like during a really intense scene and I was like It was like way too young to be watching that movie probably because I still had maybe teeth are falling out I guess I could speak to this as an adult. I have half a cracked molar in the back and I've actually lost, there's a molar down,

I actually have a fake tooth also because a wisdom tooth grew into a molar and it fucking like exploded it. Two spots. It was like, I took a bite of something and then I went, why is this pizza all gritty? And it was teeth. So I can say

Drew, when you're talking about having an existential crisis, what happens is that your body goes into like almost like panic attack mode where you feel it and you go, that's certainly not right. That's supposed to be permanent. And then get like these cold sweats and then you kind of everything feels like a little wavy and you go, well, just got to breathe through this for a second. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I just have with your teeth now. And so I have to get this tooth fixed. But when you're talking about like, oh, playing with a tooth, that's what I do with my tongue with this one that's cracked right now. It's, but like, here's the thing. Here's the thing. And when you're talking about what if we could lose them as

an adult, I feel like because we can't, we missed out on a lot of cool jackass stunts where you could lose teeth. Skitting not all of the knowledge teeth, like knock out of your mouth. Technically, you still could. Right. Right. But you're not, but like knowing that you're not supposed to is like a whole, there's like a different like element to that. And I think if you could, and then like they tied a bowling ball to a string and then like tied it to like Dave England's tooth and like threw it over a bridge. And like the tooth came out and you knew it was like,

oh, it's just a baby tooth. I think there's like a different kind of feeling to it. That's just the top of my head, Jackass stunt, just thinking on that one. That's awesome, don't you? Feel free to have your own. It's all about you. And in chat Peter H says that teeth on a pizza

is still better than pineapple. Whoa. Whoa. It's not a whole time. That's a whole time. Having had both, I can tell you that I would much rather have pineapple than having my tooth explode in my skull.

Oh, Eric. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's awful. I have a pretty, I guess it's not that bad. Maybe it is for some people who are sensitive to teeth, but I think I've talked about on the podcast before about how I have veneers, right?

Because maybe? Yeah, I think so. So I have like a few veneers in the front here, and part of the process of getting veneers is they have to shave down some of your teeth so they could put on the veneers. And I remember I had to mid procedure, I had to go to the bathroom so bad. And they're like, okay, this is a good time to go.

We've already, we've shaved and down your teeth. We're just gonna like, you know, next step is to put everything on. And I remember when I went to the bathroom, I'm like, don't think about the fact that your teeth are shaving down. Don't look in the mirror because it's gonna fucking freak you out. And so the whole time I was just looking down, I knew the mirror was right in front of me. But the idea that I had little nub and teeth in my mouth made me feel sick to my stomach.

And then I just like, I did not look. I couldn't, I could not look. I feel like you should have taken a selfie with your eyes closed and then looked at it and the process was over. Oh no, or I'm with you, no way, no fucking, that's like doing like hallucinogens and like, don't look in a mirror, like that's like, you're tempting something there that like,

those are like greater fates than we are supposed to see. I also want to, that's scary. I also just want to specify, like I don't, I don't actually know, so I'm not 100% saying this as fact, but I don't think they shave it down. Like I think they just do it enough to get the veneer on. I don't think it's like, you have this much of a tooth left, you know. I think it's the majority of it.

They just shave it down enough to get it on. The little CG videos make it look like they make all of your teeth little pegs. Like, like a keya peg. Like, you got a mouthful of my keya pegs. And it's like... Ashley Kain and Chet said, barbs teeth are so little. I hate the thing. Did you feel them? And it's like Ashley Kain and chat said Barb's teeth are so little Did you feel them when they were all shaved down could you like feel them? No, I couldn't feel them because I purposely like left my mouth Like a gap so it wouldn't I like touch my lips even but even my breathing I could feel the breath going through

I could feel the breath going through the mountain. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now I have a great smile. Could I have fake teeth? Yeah. How do they feel?

Like, you know what, I considered it. I have my teeth look okay. Not great teeth. They're fine. Yeah. That's a long, not great teeth. They're fine. Yeah, that's a mission. Long history of family bad teeth. So I'm wondering, like, do you feel like it was worth it and then how did it feel after you got them

where you like these giant fake teeth feel huge inside my little, little head or was it just like, oh, these are fine. And no, they, it felt completely 100% like my teeth. But they also don't really, like they take molds of your mouth before as well. And they try to make everything fit and be kind of similar size to before.

It just feels like now my teeth are just straight. Like I had something called an inverse smile, which is what they told me about where my teeth were, you know how your teeth go down? They were slightly out this way. So it gave me a smile that almost went like that instead of teeth that are supposed to kind of curve down like this.

So it was just basically readjusting the way the teeth were aligned in my gums essentially to be more flat rather than push up. I want to, someone in chat here, I am awesome, says. And you all talk about something less disturbing, like politics or famine. Just throwing that out there. This episode of the receive podcast is brought to you by Upstart. During these economically turbulent times, everyone's looking for a way to feel more financially secure,

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Next-gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors Gus, would you ever get fake tea? Uh, no, I can't imagine that my teeth are already huge like I got fucking giant teeth I can't imagine that. My teeth are already huge. Like I got fucking giant teeth. I can't imagine replacing those with something with another tooth. I'm always been happy with my teeth. I'm pretty happy with that. I feel lucky I didn't have to wear braces as a kid

or anything. They were fairly straight. I mean, they're not perfect or anything, but they're good enough. They get the job done. They can chomp. Yeah, it was my braces that fucked up my teeth in the first place.

They obviously weren't straight, which is why I got braces, but they, I guess they were put on and properly or they, something was wrong with the way they were because that's why my teeth started to go this way out just because of the way they were. I also didn't, you know, I probably didn't brush as thoroughly as I needed to with braces so it had permanent staining on some of my teeth. You like, there's a lot of reasons I got the veneers, but. I joined my permanent retainer when I was college. I got drunk one night and got a pair of pliers and pulled it out of my mouth. What?

God, dude. You're so bad. Awesome. That's some jackass. I say you tie a string to it and a bowling ball. I throw it over the bridge. Right. So my worth of Don is kept saying, like, when you turn 18, when you turn 18, well, you don't have to retain her anymore. We'll take it all the way. And I was like, great.

And I would always like eat shit and then break it and it would break. And then I'd have to go back in and be like, okay, we're going to glue it in. But when you turn 18, so I turn 18, I go up to Oklahoma, specific orthodontistrip to Oklahoma. I'm like, yo, get this shit out of my mouth because it cuts up my tongue all the time.

He was like, oh, I lied to you your whole life. From the time you were 11 until this day, you'll never get that permanent. I was like, wow, cool. That's not good. I'm at home. And then I got drunk and then just went, and then you went to as hard as I could. And then it's fallen out so many times that they just kept layering a acrylic on top of it.

And so after I yanked it out, I went to the dentist, and the dentist was like, what is all this shit on the back of your teeth? And I was like, oh, it's acrylic. And he was like, we're going to have to sand blast your mouth, but I was like, all right, whatever, that's fine. So now the back of all my teeth are real gritty. To this day?

Yeah. To this day. Still got to see guys. Gritty boy in the back. Gritty boy in the back and that's what they mean. That's what they mean when they say, you don't know the struggles that other people are going through.

And sometimes you have to consider that everyone has their own things. And sometimes they have gritty back of teeth. And that might be affecting their day for the mood. Speaking of things that are affecting your day or your mood, I wanna ask you a question. All right, let's not put that hat.

Yeah. I was gonna ask the same thing. Yeah. You got a feather in your hat. I'm vibing on this hat. Uh, we meet Eric and shot a thing of the day and I wore it and he made fun of me for it. I was like, fuck it. If you're gonna be on the podcast and wear it on the hat again. He was like, fine, do it, go right. Uh, I went camping the other day. Hey, look, it's the apocalypse, y'all. I can have a feather in my hat. It's Mad Max style.

It's my friend's motorcycle garage. And then we were kayaking the other day and some woodstorks flew out of the woods in front of us and it's like private creek. And one of them dropped a feather and I was like, mine stuck it in my hat, called a macaroni. Get bent.

I knew there was going to be a reference to that. I knew it was gonna be a reference. He's just from Oklahoma. Right, he's just from Oklahoma. That was the other Eric I picked on me about it. I was like, look, you can take the boy out of Oklahoma. You can't take the Oklahoma out of the boy. I did that once.

I wore a hat with a feather in it for a summer once, but I think I was like 16 when I did that. But, yes. Do you have a picture? Do you have a picture of your hat with a feather in it? I was back in the 90s I mean I also you don't have to get like a film camera. There's no pictures of that This isn't my only hat with a feather in it by the way. I have other hats with feathers and it's just my vibe It's my vibe. I like it. I do it. It's a fashion trend

I think it's a new fashion trend that you're gonna start and I look like nits or parasites or something in there Who used to say I it was in the creek it was fine. I washed it. We're good. Oh you washed it. You're fine. You washed it He's in the crane right when you say when you say you washed it Do you mean you rinsed it with water? Yeah? Absolutely well, no, I'm not a great. I just like it fell in the creek. I just pulled it out of the creek and was like Okay, maybe maybe like wash it wash it you didn't want blue on it creek, I just pulled it out of the creek and was like, oh. Okay, maybe like wash it, wash it. You didn't like what's in the soap. Blue on it.

Yeah, it's fine. You keep saying, I washed it in the creek. I washed it in the creek. Like a regular person, it's very nice. Look, I washed it in the damn creek and then I stuck it in my hand. Not all of this could be little. Some of this have to all be ridden it. Okay, so some of this have to have other vibes. Drew, I need to get then I stuck it in my hand. Not all of this could be little. Some of this have to all be written, okay?

Some of this have to have other vibes. Drew, I need to get, I need now. We know what the I'm little is. We need now and I'm, we need a thing for I'm big. We need a hand gesture and a little, and a thing for I'm big. If this is I'm little. Drew, is it not just,

Drew is your man for this. Yeah, what, Are you a bear? Isn't that that? That's it. I'm big. I'm too big. No, you got to. I'm big.

I'm big. I'm too big. I can't fit. I'm too big. No, it's a little sad. It's sad bear hands. It's a little, uh, I can't. Why not?

Too big. Too big. I think that's. It points also goes deeper. Too big. I feel like this is like a sad zombie. Like this is a little sad. It's like, it's like like this is like a sad zombie like It's like if there's like okay, we're at a picnic. There's like a rock crevice over there And there's some like really sweet honey and like a hive and I'm a really big bear and you asked me like hey

Do you want to grab that honey? Can't too big see works hang on why do we hang on why are we at a picnic? What happened? It's I got lost in the front. Look, man. We're at a very picnic. Yeah, man. And I'm asking you, Teddy Bear picnic.

It's Teddy Bear picnic. That's what I was like the name. It's Teddy Bear picnic. I want to write a children's novel to tell the Teddy Bear picnic. Yeah, that's the way the Teddy Bear picnic. Yeah, bear Like that's the way the kids thing forget it's a song though. Oh I love it. Whoo. I think I'm funny. I watched a really depressing Documentary over the weekend because you know why not it's 2020 was it honey land? It was honey land You've seen it oh yeah so good so

good but it's so sad it's like this woman who lives in Macedonia who raises bees using like traditional methods like you follow her life and it's like it could be 400 years ago as far as this woman's life is considered for the most part and then like this family moves in near her and then fucks up her business and then that's a whole documentary. Did you think halfway through that it was scripted? It was halfway through, I got real confused. I watched a trailer and I was like,

this doesn't look like a documentary, this looks like it, like they used non-actors and scripted it. Right, but it's not, it's so, we ended like, I was doing some research on it. They were out there for like four fucking years. Right. Just like hanging out with this lady in her hut, It's not, it's so, we ended like, I was doing some research on it. They were out there for like four fucking years. Just like hanging out with this lady in her hut. They hanging out with the bees.

You know, it's weird neighbors, you're collecting the bees. I read they filmed 400 hours of footage and they did not speak the dialect of Turkish that they spoke. So they had no idea what was happening until they got back into the editing bay and had a translator go through all the footage. Oh my God. What?

What are, what are not awakening? It's a wild ride. Like the documentary wasn't even going to be about her. They were going to make an environmental documentary. And then when they were out scouting locations, they just came across her and decided to film her for a few years and then came out with this documentary. Oh my God. Great. Just decided to film a person for a few years. Well, I think they probably thought it was interesting

to begin with and then it's like they just kept going back and they just kept doing it. They just kept filming. Yeah, it's, go ahead. No, go for it. I was gonna say, it's the Honeyland documentary and that one about Falcons, I can't think of the name of. Oh, but that, it's called like the choice or something.

I think that's what it is called. Those two documentaries were insane to me. I can't believe they got made in the last two years. What are you waiting about? Falcon's about. Where if you do watch it? This is a honey line you get it is called? The Hun Hulu.

Hulu. Hulu. Okay, cool. The Hun. What is the one about Bird? It is just these like, I think it's Saudi Arabia, right? us. Yeah, there's Saudis and they just have a shit ton of money. The movie starts where this man pulls up and like a gold

Lamborghini and he walks to the passenger side of his car opens the door Let's his pet Cheetah in they sit in the front seat of this Lamborghini and then just blast ass through the desert to First two minutes and then they have like at one point they rigged the tiniest camera onto the The like Falcons head and you like you don't understand what you're watching for a little while And then eventually you realize it's everywhere the Falcon is what the Falcon seeing is what you're seeing So you keep seeing it turns really fast and like whoa and like shit comes into focus and like it's I don't think it's called the choice I'm trying to think about what it's actually called but it's

Honeyland and that one are like if you watch it and like it are you pro choice All right, I'll see you guys later. It's been fun. That was great. I actually took the head of that. I can hear if you're talking to me. Oh, the challenge. The challenge. Oh, is it sad? Like, am I going to be sad about like the cheetah or the falcon? Or can I watch it and be like, okay, with it?

No, I think you'll be okay with it. Like, if you think too hard, you'll get a little sad. Because it's like, trust me. Trust me. Drew, let me stop you right there. Never been an issue Great the challenge So I feel like Eric I need to tell you I started listening to fuck face So I don't have a deeper you mean you started listening to a face Yeah

And I got I got to I think it was episode two, where Jeff was talking about how he started to record his farts and send them to people. Obviously, this was months ago that this conversation was happening, but I was just listening to it recently while I was painting my office this weekend. And I messaged Jeff and I say, hey, I just started listening to Fuckface. I'm sad I never received a fart from you. And then I receive a voice memo that's titled Brussels Sprouts and Garlic.

And he said, my most recent, all yours. And he said, my most recent, all yours. And then I was like, this is perfect. Can you play it? Absolutely. Yes. Let me make sure my audio is up here. Here you go. All right.

This is Brussels sprouts and garlic. Jeff, if you're watching this or watch this on video on demand, after I'm sorry, I shared your private moment with the world. But here we go. It's a two-parter. That's good. That's good. Oh man. Yeah I said I said this is perfect. The title, the laugh at the end. It's your best work yet and he said thank you. I was pretty proud of it. Emily, his girlfriend, for some reason, made garlic pasta, roasted garlic tomatoes, and garlic brussels sprouts, and broccoli, it was the worst smelly one of our lives.

Oh, man. So if you haven't checked out fuckface, it's mostly that. But then also it's the other people who won't eat a pencil. Yeah. So Ambrus says that this sounds like the best cameo ever, custom Jeff Farts. It needs to be a soundboard. people who won't eat a pencil. Yeah. Sambres says that, uh, this sounds like the best cameo ever. Custom Jeff Farts. Oh, it needs to be a soundboard.

Yep. Dude, I would pay good money for custom Jeff Farts. I've got that one for you all got one that went for free. Wow. First taste is free. Yeah, you got the first taste is free. The first taste is free. And now you guys now don't use the word taste.

Do not use the word taste. And it described me that. But it's been nice though. I just started listening to fuck face because I've been painting my office all weekend. And it's nice to like listen to something to pass the time. Guys, I don't know about you painting. I tweeted about this yesterday. It's a full body workout.

It shoulders back legs neck. Like everything just feels stiff and tired and sore. It's a lot of work. Man. You get the roll. You just doing brush. Brush. Well, I'm doing, so I'm priming and then doing paint. And a lot of people are like, you can get paint with the prime in it.

And I was like, yeah, but you know, whatever. I don't know if it's a jail for whatever. But it's also like, you got to first prep the room, which is like the plastic and the taping and like making sure all the corners are covered and all this stuff. And then you got to go in with the primer and edge everything and then you got to paint all the primer on.

And then you got a lot to edging, huh? So much edging this weekend, man, let me tell you. And then you got to do like, wait for that to dry and then do the paint edging and the painting and then wait for that to dry. And then you do the paint edging and the painting. And then wait for that to dry. And then do a second coat. So it's just like, so much work. Did you, did you get done or no?

No, I still have to do my second coat. It just got too late in the day. So I assume that's why you're in a different location. That's why I'm in my dining room right now. And I had to cover this with a blanket so that the light wouldn't be super bright behind me. Yes! It's all cobbled together real quick.

So. So. Speaking of podcasts, I got something really cool sent to me the other day by someone who listens to Black Box Down. They sent me parts of a plane that were involved in a crash. What the fuck? How did they get those parts? It's labeled on the back. I don't want to give too much information about it.

But yeah, someone sent this. It was like a cargo plane and everyone survived. There were no no fatalities on it, but I thought it was like super cool that someone. How did they come by it? What's the I don't want to say too much in case I like they get in trouble or anything. Okay, but yeah, I mean the story like I know it's sounds like a creak like it maybe it's just piece of metal, but it's verifiable based on the information that I

that I looked up. Wow, did you ever think that you would come into possession of something like that? Like you own a piece of a crashed plane now. That's crazy. I own part of a 747. That's so cool. That's so cool. Do you know what part it is?

Do you know what part of the plans from? I have a good idea. Yes, I don't want to say 100% for certain, but yeah, there's a good idea of horse from. Wow. That's really cool, but also like kind of dark You know, like I said everyone survived. It was fine. Yeah, I guess that's the case I get it. It is kind of dark, but at the same time like Gus has a whole podcast about it Yeah, you know, it's like if it's gonna get sent to so, I don't want it. Don't send it to me.

Is that like, just under them? Are you gonna make like a little shadow box out of it or like, are you not like, hang it somewhere? I need to do something with it. Yeah, I was thinking of shadow box. I was thinking maybe it would go like in the spot, right? There's like a blank spot on the wall. I might try to fit it in there.

So we'll see, it's a project to do while I'm stuck at home. I'm really cool. I'm able to go anywhere, do anything. Yeah. We're going to be shooting some stuff at the studio in person over the next few weeks here and there, like with the dead love roosters coming up and whatnot. And we're working with a team that specializes

in COVID safety and all that stuff. So a bunch of us have to get tested and I think this is gonna be my third COVID test now for production. And I am, man, that little brain swab, I don't have you guys had it done yet at all? I'm about to have my first one because I need to go into for some production.

So I'm about to have my first one coming up here. I'm curious to see how it goes. Do you have any advice or tips on how to get it done? Yeah, so I asked the guy who did my first test because I was so anxious and nervous about it because I've heard multiple stories, and people say it tickles, and people say it was the most painful thing in their life.

The guy told me, most people think that you should hold your breath, but he said actually swallowing during it helps because you'll feel just a little tickle kind of at the back of your throat oddly enough. So just like I personally didn't tilt my head all the way back. I just kind of like tilted back far enough that they could get it in and just like how my mouth opened so I could breathe and swallow and the first test felt like nothing at all. The second one, it was almost like they were trying to dig something out of my nostril.

And I was just like, that's not as fun. It's so, I guess it's not. It's not who administers it. It does. It's definitely person to person specific to do this. I've had it twice. It's fine. It's all the fun of having water up your nose without ever having gone in the pool.

Yeah. It reminds me like getting out of a pool every time. Yeah, it's just like if you can and ball and water goes up too hard, it just feels like that, but it definitely depends person to person. The first one was just like, okay, put it there, hold it five seconds, they take it out, it's easy, whatever. The second person was like, screechy scratchy on the inside of your brain. Yeah, it's like, okay, but it's not it's not bad and then it just like your eye waters

for like a little while and it's fine. It just feels like you've got water up your nose. I do wanna expand a little bit on what bar was it there? Like we do have a couple of things we're gonna film, but it's like all very distance and safe. There's like a one-to-one company. Yeah, that monitors all the distance and the mask usage and everyone gets tested

and very limited amount of people around. It's gonna be very safe. We've been very diligent about it. You've seen us be very diligent about it over the past seven months. We're not gonna really nearly stop that. Yeah, and I think we talked about it before on another episode of the podcast,

but when like we did it for that face jam snacking thing for at the end of RTX and like, I can't say enough how strict it was when we were already in there and knew we tested negative, even still it was like, keep the distance. There was somebody monitoring everything. We had to make sure that we were all spread out. It was like, it's full on. It's a strip production piece.

It's not, you know, we're not just like kind of going in there and then like licking each other's mouths. It's, it's full on separation. It's actually the production is easy. But, finally, we can lick each other's mouths. Yay! I just want to make out, I just want to make out with all my friends.

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where you don't open your car door all the way and it kind of like swings back in a little bit. That happened to me as I was getting out of my car and my car door kind of hit me in the face but it only hit my glasses and it knocked my glasses off of my face and my glasses fell on the ground and broke. And my immediate thought was, oh no, my mom's gonna kill me. And then I was like, wait a minute, like, how many? Yeah, I'm gonna dump it. I bought these glasses, it's fine.

But it's funny, like, I'll like deep-rooted that is. It's like still inside of me. It was like the first, my first thought, my first thing was, I don't wanna get in trouble. Did you get in trouble a lot? Is it a little? A little. That's so little.

Was that, or maybe? Did you get in trouble a lot as a kid? Like, is that such of this room reaction? Because it's a kid. No, no, no, I was a good little boy. That's why I don't wanna get in trouble. I don't wanna ever hear that from you again. He was, Gus was mommy's good little boy.

Good little boy. Mommy's good little boy. But I boy. Mommy's good little boy. But I'm wearing glasses since I was 10 years old. Like I started wearing them when I was really young. So it's like, I think it was always the thing. You never wanted to break them or have anything bad happen to your glasses. I just think it's crazy that your car is bullying you.

I know. I thought that's what the story was going. It was like, the Tesla is so smart that it's not bullying you on I know. I thought that's what the story was going was like, the Tesla is so smart that it's not bullying you on the red. Give me premium electrons nerd. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, it's funny how, I mean, that's tough. It's like, it made me think about like having nightmares about missing a test or like, all the shit you think are you worried about when you're little and the stuff that scares you is like, oh, still happening. Like, do you still get stress dreams?

Not, I mean, I haven't had like a school stress dream in like a really long time, but I'll have work stress dreams, but they aren't, but they aren't founded in anything. It's just a thing where it's like, oh no, we didn't pick a restaurant that we're supposed to eat at for face jam and we're going right now And I'll dream about that, but then I'll wake up and for like half an hour I'll be like in that mode of like well where are we gonna eat?

What does Carl's junior have anything like does that happen to you guys? Or am I just yeah, I have stress dreams about this podcast about like oh shit It's 459 and I forgot to ask anybody to be on the podcast this week. Just here this week. Like stuff like that. I'll definitely have. Oh man. Yeah, I still have like RTX stress streams creep back up here. We know that even though Gus and I haven't co-directed RTX in years at this point, but it's just like anything you work on that you have a lot of pieces to

put together and worry about that all just like that weighs on your brain so heavily so like every now and then I'll have a little flashbacks of planning RTX especially like when we did the virtual RTX and knowing like how much work was going into that I was like, whoof, man. I do not miss that stress that came with that, but it was fun. It was a fun thing put together, though. Yeah, I definitely had a lot of stress streams about that at the time.

It's been, even for a few years after, but it's been a little while since I've had one of those. So I feel fortunate about that. I fixed a scheduling error on blood fest in my sleep points. I woke up out of a dead sleep and I was like, wait, we can shoot Tuesday. No, we're framerate. And we'll get, we'll finally woke up and went into work and was like, hey, that actually

worked. Do you guys ever have dreams that are so realistic that even when you wake up you still think that that is the reality and then it takes you like a few minutes to regain kind of consciousness and realize like, wait, that's not real. I feel so happy now knowing that's not the case. It's like such a relief that comes over your body. Yeah. That happens to me all the time.

And when you say a few minutes, that is, I wish it was a few minutes. I'm spending like solid half hours of like being awake and stressing out like, oh no, I told Nadia I was gonna have this done and now sales is gonna have my ass. For like half an hour and I'm really like laying in bed, like putting pieces together, but then I go like, what am I gonna do?

And I fall back asleep, and Barbara, I'll wake back up like an hour later, and just like, I'm right back into that mode of like, what am I gonna do to fix? I won't sleep well the rest of the night. Oh my God. Oh my God, that sucks. Yeah.

And then it hits me at like four or five, and I go, that was a fucking bullshit. What am I doing? And then I just go back to sleep and it's fine. I don't know what, it's not like I'm ever stressed. Trust me, with like other jobs that I've had compared to this one, the stress level on this job is like, minimal. It is like, so I enjoy everything that I've been stressed.

It's like, hey, I wanna make sure this shoot goes well or whatever. And then I have to concoct things that aren't happening or are related to anything in my brain in order to be stressed. It's like, it sucks. Do you know what time you wake up the first time is? Cause I was talking to a therapist about this similarly the other day and there's a time that he gave me.

I want to see if it matches the time that you're thinking. Oh really? It's, I, it, I, when it happens to me, because it's happened a few times. Usually it's like that one thirty one forty five time. Okay. Like one forty five feels like that time when it's, I've woken up.

So like, you know, the witching hour like three thirty or four o'clock. Mm hmm. Apparently people things I wake up during that window. And it's like pretty ubiquitous. If you go to bed at midnight, you're going to wake up around 4 o'clock. Apparently people things I wake up during that window and it's like pretty ubiquitous. If you go to bed at midnight, you're going to wake up around 4 o'clock and it's because that's when and this might all be like fact check me. I'm not a doctor, but that's when your brain produces cortisol to like replenish the cortisol for the day. It's like the stress hormone. So that's when it's doing that way or asleep and you wake up and like, I think I thought

it would be like, that's your time when you like evolution wise, your condition to wake up and make sure nothing's eating you. You're like, am I still okay? There's also this other theory because like in the middle ages, they would call it second sleep. Like you sleep for a whole hour, you sleep for half the night, wake up for one hour, which is usually when people would do it or read a book, and then you go to sleep for the rest of the night. And then that was just how it was. Sleep was in two blocks.

Yeah. And so that you might also be waking up at that time for that reason too. Hmm. Interesting. Both are right. I like it. But yeah, my sleep life is as conscious as my waking life. It's a job. It's a chore to be asleep. I'm just constantly dreaming. I don't, oh, I don't, I almost, I almost never dream. Yeah, same. Really? The same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I almost never, I almost never, ever dream. The only time that I dream is when I have that and it's like a weird stress thing.

But otherwise, I don't remember the last time I had a cool dream or an interesting dream or whatever, which is fine because I hate when people tell me their dreams. Well, I'm about to tell you my dream Eric No, Barbara did I tell the story about the dream I had with Christopher Maris during a where we recording something or was that just like Down time we were just like in a meeting and I told the story. I don't think you told it I mean, I don't I also don't know what the dream was. Oh you weren't there We were feel I think we were filming something, you weren't there. We were feeling, I think we were feeling something that you weren't in.

Is this a dream? But anyway, I had a dream with Chris a few nights ago. Wake up Barbara. I dropped that. It was a stress dream. I had to go perform a wedding ceremony. I did like perform the ceremony for someone, but I was late and Chris was going with me.

And then as we were driving to the wedding, I realized I never wrote the ceremony. I was like, oh shit. I got to do this for some reason. I don't know what I'm gonna say. In private, so I don't think you said this on a podcast. So you're good. So we were driving and then that that moment,

the car breaks down. So Chris and I need to run to the wedding. And I'm like, we're both running to the wedding. And I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to say, but I can't write because I'm running. So I'm like, trying to write, but I can't. We're running. We get to the dream, we get to the wedding venue. And like, I guess like a wedding planner whoever meets us at the door. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. And I'm like, trying to very quickly scribble down some notes. And I turn around and Chris has like a Giant pot of stew like seven or eight feet of diameter. I

Don't know what you mentioned this part to us and I was like Chris What is that and he's like it's my Russian wedding stew I make it and I bring it to every wedding I go to and I look at it and there's like Fermented moldy rotten pieces of bread in the stew No, and I'm having to tell the wedding planner like I'm sorry about my friend And I look at it and there's like fermented moldy rotten pieces of bread in the stew. No. And I'm having to tell the wedding planner like, I'm sorry about my friend. He brings this stew to every wedding he goes to and Chris is like trying to make room

at the wedding buffet to like put his giant pot of stew down. This is realistic. This is realistic. This is realistic. This is all true. Yeah. Like Gus, you're the only person I think that is allowed to share their dreams with me from now on,

because this sounds like an actual experience. Yeah. It was a, I saw someone in chat says, you can't write in a dream. I felt like I was having a lot of trouble writing. Like it was, I couldn't, it was really, like my hand was trembling a lot, and I couldn't make the letters.

Like I was really having a lot of difficulty riding it down. It was, it was weird. That is so, I mean, that's so, I can, that's so character. Yeah, right. Yeah, like that, man, man, that tracks. Like if all of a sudden, it was like Brandon Farminghini, and he was telling the story, and he was like, and Chris brought his Russian wedding stew, it would be like, no, no, absolutely.

No, I'm hurt of that. Because he thought it was like a potluck wedding. So he brought it. Yeah, of course. Of course, of course. It was a bit of a story of Chris showing up to some party like a week before it was scheduled or something. Yes, yes.

What he came to the person's house and knocked on their door. No, he went to, it was supposed to be everyone meeting at a brewery. And then he came, it was a silly hat party. So he showed up in a cowboy hat and walked around the entire place. And no one was there. It was just Chris in his terminator sunglasses and cowboy hat. Oh my God. And then like message the group.

And he was like, Hey, I'm a week early. then like message the group and he was like, Hey, I'm a week early. And then he texted me and he's like, Hey, what's up? You want to hang out? It's like, let's hang out. Obviously before, before lockdown times. Oh, this was like, this is like last year.

Yeah. Yeah, this is like a while ago. Remember friends, remember places. Yeah. Remember hugs. Oh, man. I don't know. People who aren't your significant other. I don't, I don't miss, I don't miss hugs. I miss bars.

I miss going to a bar. Yeah, fair enough. Do not hug me. Yeah, put, give me a jukebox in the whole bunch of beer. And that's all I'm looking for. I miss violet crown. I want to go sit in a dark bar and just keep drinking cheap beer. That's all I have. I not hug the meal, Hank, drink for it. Yeah. Do not, do not hug me. I'm a little. Do not not. So what one thing you can go out and do that's starting tomorrow here in Texas, early voting starts tomorrow here. Yeah. I'm going to drive by a polling place tomorrow, but I doubt I'm going to get down and vote. I think it'll probably be super crowded tomorrow.

I'll probably wait a couple of days and go and get back in. There's a good amount of locations in Austin though to vote, right? But they're all changed from the normal location. Oh really? Yeah, like make sure, make sure if you live in Austin or you live, no matter where you live, I guess, make, look up the list of polling locations near you because in Austin, they are not at all the same places that they normally are. No, no, that's stupid.

Like, it's it's totally different. And did you hear? I think. Yeah, no, go ahead. I was going to say, did you hear about, um, I just read the news earlier this morning. Apparently there were fake drop off ballot boxes placed in California by the GOP. That's insane to me. That's insane.

How is that? How are your asses not in fucking jail after doing something like that? That's insane. So yeah, if you're dropping off your ballot, make sure it's a legitimate place. Make sure it's in the right place. Yeah. In Texas, the governor is trying to restrict it to where every county can only have one place to drop off your ballot.

Did they deny that? Yeah. But I mean, it's, uh, it's fucked up. It's fucked up. Oh, for sure. Yeah. So don't, don't think your vote doesn't matter because people are trying to stop it. So please vote harder.

Vote harder. Yeah. It's the only thing, it's the only thing they can't fuck you over on. That's why they keep trying to fuck you up. Right. That's why it's trying to be under hit like, it's just across the board. That's why it's this underhanded dastardly thing because they can get their little weasley hands on everything else.

But for some reason, you voting is the thing they can't prevent. So I guess go do that. Yeah. And I'm not gonna try to prevent it. They are, they are. So that's why you have to go out and vote. And I'm not gonna be another person who's like, hey man, check it out, voting's cool.

Because it's not, voting is not cool. Voting is fucking boring and being informed is fucking boring and it doesn't matter because it's the only thing they don't want you to do. The only thing they don't want you to do is vote. They want you to not vote so fucking bad. Like, they want you to just go like, no, it's fine. Like, I don't need Kyle Kuzma to tell me, he's like, what's up? I'm with Los Angeles Lakers player Kyle Kuzma and I say go out and vote. It's the right. It's the cool thing to do. I don't fucking, I don't care. It's, to me,

it's sticking it to someone. It is like these, these people are like, they, they want me so badly not to vote that I feel like I have to do it to just be like, yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah, I'm a fucking, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fucking show you. Do most states have early voting? Or is it like my abortion? Okay. I think most of them, I don't know if all of them do, but I think most of them do. Okay. Well, if, if you're watching and you live in the United States, I would recommend if you can, and you feel safe, vote early and in person because I feel like that is the safest way to make sure your vote gets counted. You're a fire. Develop a plan for it and act on it. Just, it could be the time where you see your friends where you stand six feet apart and you wait

in line to go do early voting. Yeah. Where you and your friends that you haven't seen in a while you go meet at two o'clock at the one place and then you can talk to each other while you're in line Just not close and then that's great. You saw your friend you hung out for 35 minutes while you waited in line and then you voted Fucking show them that you could do it not because Kyle Kuzma said hey go vote I just want to say in chat lowlamin Monardi says Snoop Dogg wants you to vote too. Whoa, it's Snoop Dogg. That's pretty cool. Yeah. No, stop voting. It's not cool. Why does everyone do it? I didn't say you're cool. He said Snoop Dogg's cool. Snoop Dogg's cool. That Vse V, a property. It's exactly right. He's a math guy. I know math. I know math. It's the same. That's transit. Exactly right. He's a math guy. I know math. I know math.

It's the same. That's it. That's my hot take. I know that. Snoop Dogg's cool is your hot. That's it. I know. That's what you come here for. You come here for Gus's hot takes. That's my hot take of the week. It's your damn ally. You're frozen for just me or is it? I think I'm frozen. At least you're doing like a nice kind of half smile. True. Let it go. Hey, do you get it? Do you get the let it go?

Oh, he's coming back. He's coming back to life. That's cool. It's not hard. There's no way to. Truly the new slow mo guy. True. We've heard of 10,000 frames a second,

but have you heard of one frame every four seconds? Hahaha. That's a great one. Oh, we're just losing him. Guys, we have to throw Drew off the boat, Drew's down. Turned into a robot. Who actually has, Drew actually kind of sauce. A robot.

Goodbye. Damn. Oh, now he's back. We played some more Among Us last week, I asked you to ask you to kind of sell some food. But goodbye. Good bye. Damn. Oh, now he's back. We played some more Among Us last week, and that did by daylight video finally came out as well. Was that like the other day yesterday, the day before? It came out, I believe, on Saturday for first,

and then Sunday for the public, the Dead by Daylight playthrough we did. I'm glad that video's finally out. And again, I watched, I haven't watched our Dead by Daylight gameplay yet, but I did watch our Among Us stream. Again, it's like another three hour long stream, like I'm gonna watch this entire thing. It's so entertaining.

I have to see the other perspective. Even though I played, I was in those games. And it was like, I still have to see what everyone else was doing. It's also just funny, I think. Who did you play with? We had a lot of the Dirk crew. The Dirk crew, which is a chill chaos, Zeroyal of King, Zeroyal Viking, and then GOM.

And then we also played with Connor from Inside Gaming. They're awesome. Everyone is awesome. I love that whole group. And then, I think yeah, it was those four. And then me, Blaine, Chris, Gus and John. Yeah. So it's night night of a total. That's the thing about that game. You need like for that game to be really good. You need at least eight people. I would say like

maxing out at 10 is ideal because that's the most fun. But like it's hard. You can't just like, I want to play Among Us right now because you need to find seven friends. I tried to play a random game online with strangers and I got called a bunch of racist words and I got kicked from a game. And I was like, oh, I'm never doing that again. Yeah, the servers online are just like,

I don't know how anybody could do that and live up to the torture. I'll just play with people I know. I don't know, I do not need that. Yeah, were you gonna say something before Drew I think I think I'm gonna say I don't know anything about among us But also I know that it requires lying. That's the only thing I know yeah Oh, am I still glitch it great. This is great the only time. Yeah, every time on camera. It's like every four seconds neat

That's great. Well here. Let me know if off online. Drew, you're doing a great job. You looking sound great. Thank you so much. Beautiful line. Yeah. That's thank you. Among us is basically you're all people, you're all things on a ship and two,

depending on who you're playing with, it's either one or two people are imposters and they have to sabotage things and kill people without being discovered as the imposter. And nobody knows who is who. And sometimes you'll see someone kill someone and clearly that will be the person. But then it's a whole mind game because if you find a body you can report it and then everyone stops and then talks about it.

And there are situations where someone's like, oh, I saw Eric kill that person and then Eric could be like, I saw Barbara kill that person. And it's just like, then you have to weasel. Weasel. Yeah, it's a lot of check use. I would never you would absolutely. No, not me. Cause you're too little. I'm small.

It's really so fine. I don't know how to do that. You know You I don't understand how you don't understand it No, it's not that I don't understand it. I do it and then I do it wrong and then now I'm four frames a second So there's now I'll never I'm gonna be frozen that way until I'm dead Wouldn't it's not the it's not the worst way to be frozen is it in front of your mouth? I don't understand no, you don't understand Like what's up with you like what is up? What is this this in front of my mouth? You shoulders this way You look gigantic

What are you doing? Why does it keep going in front of your mouth? Are you putting, like, are you playing a little harmonica? What's happening there? Too big. And then I do this. See, and then you go, uh, too big for that. Ha ha ha. Too big.

Dude. You can't do that. What's, what's medium size? I'm a big old lady. Yeah, what's medium? Oh, that's very good. I'm medium. a big old man. I'm medium. Yeah, what's medium? Oh, that's very good. I'm medium. I'm medium.

I'm medium. We have all these different sizes. I watched SNL on Saturday, obviously. And at the very end of the show, they do that thing where everyone's on stage and they're like, wave goodbye and the credits are rolling. And Jack White was a musical guest. And I was watching credits go by. And I was watching, you know, the credits go by,

and I was like, Jack White looks like a giant. How tall is he? He's like towering over everybody on the stage. So I looked it up online, and I, you know, according to Google, he's six two. And I was like, what? I was like, I'm the same height as Jack White, and you looked like a giant on stage towering over everybody.

But also, like in my head, Jack White is the tiniest little man who plays the guitar. Like he's just like, he's little. No, he's a little man. No, he is not little. He is big. I'm big.

Too big. It's all just, it's all just comparison, right? Like you're either a little or big if you are compared to something else. It's, but by yourself. A really good, yeah, it's, but by yourself. A real big. Yeah, it's all relative.

Yeah. I thought his, I thought his set on SNL was pretty good. He played ball in a biscuit, like Smogger pants. I thought he could. All the hits. He did great. He did, uh, he did great stuff. Is good for him.

Yeah. Good for, good for you. There's nothing, I mean, who the, who's watching SNL other than Ghosts, I guess. I watched the last week. The live track freaks me out. Have we, as anybody talked about that yet? Like hearing an alive audience? There's no, no, I have people in it.

We have everybody got tested and they're all in there. But like, not having a live audience for anything for nine months and then hearing a live audience in SNL. Yeah. It was, it felt like I was watching something from 1984. The year and at the book. Oh, yeah. It felt like I was watching something from 1984. Like, the year or not the book. Yeah. Okay. I just picked a bad year.

I was gonna bother you a year and I was like, I've shit. But it was just such a bizarre, like, oh, everybody's waiting for the laughter. Like, I haven't heard that noise in a long time. Yeah. It's been years since I've heard the sound of laughter. It's weird. Like, there's a lot of stuff that they're kind of like going back on, right? Like football is all, football is a fucking mess now because everyone, like they won't do it in a bubble.

So the entire Tennessee Titan steam is like, we got a bunch of positive tests. And it's like, that's a mess. You know, these things don't exist within a month. Oh, no, how could this possibly happen? Who could have predicted that this one thing would be weird? We're, we're, we're playing a sport where we're just spitting in each other's mouths. I don't understand how this happened. So it's like things are falling apart like that.

Then you look at the NBA, they had their whole like, you know, weird bubble season, but it was all in the bubble and it worked really well. The weird half step between that has been, sorry to bring this up on the show, professional wrestling has been such a weird, they have had crowds. I watched a whole weekend of shows in Indianapolis. Well, there like, there's a whole weekend of stream

shows from it like a gym armory in Indianapolis. And it was like, everyone was tested. Everyone was like, no temperatures, no problems or whatever. And it was like deathmatch, get slammed through tables, a guy jumped off a balcony through a guy that was set up on doors, light tube breaks, it was like insane, and you're going, well, they can't do this, but I guess they can. But are you gonna do, are you gonna stop them? I don't think so. Yeah, right, hell no, they're hitting each other with light tubes. What the fuck? Isn't like, Vince McMahon like an associate of the White House? Isn't he like homies? Yeah, like

I don't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Yep, that's it's a weird they have a weird labor issue where their employees are not employees They're independent contractors and they sign these contracts and they can it's a whole thing and we don't need to get into it here because nobody knows what I'm saying. And that's fine, I understand. But I just wanted to bring up the professional wrestling has had live crowds for some time now. It's really strange.

It's really strange because it's such a physical right? It seems irresponsible. It seems like it, but then talking to, talking to a couple of these guys, they're flying cross country. They're tested before they leave. They're tested when they get there. And not like just like temperature check, like full on like stab the thing in my brain like full on tested and then they're in with they're like within this bubble for like a short period and there have been problems where are like within this bubble for like a short period. And there have been problems where some people have tested positive and then they don't come to the show. So they have to like change the writing. It's really bizarre. But it's like of all the things to have it working for this long professional professional wrestling. I was thinking. Tim question says that

they've had a bunch of outbreaks though. They have in WWE. There have been a lot of outbreaks. There've been a bunch of a bunch of issues in the performance center, which is a gym where all the trainees go in Florida. But then in AEW, there have been outbreaks that are not related to any of the wrestlers that are going there. It's all then familial or friend ties when they go back home. And when they learn about, hey, I made, I might have come in contact with someone

who may have come in contact with someone, they don't fly down to the show. It's crazy. There haven't been any big outbreaks in that structure of AEW, which is a great Warner Media partner. But the crowd, someone in a chat said, the crowds haven't been actually full.

Are they just like sparse? No, it's like, uh, it's like if you watch some of these NFL games or I guess now that you'll see it probably with baseball with the NLCS or ALCS, they're selling limited. They're calling them pods, which are you have to buy a bundle of four tickets. And then they stack you together with you and the three other people, like your friends you're whoever you're going with, that you've been tested and you just stay in like these small groups and then they spread the small groups throughout the entire stadium. That exists. So it's been very weird, but it works. I guess. Meanwhile, did you see that photo that was taken at a sporting event in New Zealand this past weekend?

Where it was a full stadium. Full stadium with full no masks, no social distancing. Because it's gone again, right? No, COVID there. No, COVID there. I think they were free and then they had cases and now it's COVID free again. Yeah, the White House has more COVID than the entire country in New Zealand. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. Did they figure out how that guy got it again, or got it, or how you used it? I don't, was it like through food? I don't remember.

I thought it was like some type, maybe I'm wrong, but I thought I had read that it was like food that had been obviously like come into New Zealand, had like some trace of it or something like that. I don't know if that's true. I could be talking on my ass, so feel free to ignore me. like come into New Zealand, had like some trace of it or something like that. I don't know if that's true. I could be talking on my ass. So feel free to ignore me.

I think I just wrote that in one article. It's a podcast. This is not a news forum. So I think I'll let you slide on that one, Barbara. Man, thank you for saying that because some people forget that sometimes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, those people are dumb as hell.

So whatever. This is a podcast where we're just fucking around for about an hour, guys. I know we talked about SNL at this point 10 minutes ago, but I would be remiss if I didn't mention how fucking awesome Jim Carrey is as Joe Biden. You guys see that? Do you see us get?

Yeah. I mean, if there's any reason, if you already, if for some reason you don't have a reason to vote for Biden. If you want to see more Jim Carrey in your life like that, to me, here's a good one on top of everything else. But if you want to see more Jim Carrey, like I said. I thought that they're opening bit, like referencing the Jeff Goldblum movie The Fly was a little weird. Yeah. But I can see why they went with a fly, but I was like, the fly.

Like, are they just targeting people my age now? My age and old. Yeah, it's a little dated, though. I can see the fly. Like what Jen Zee person's like, oh yeah, the fly. Everybody loves that. Man, I just, I just loved Jim Carey.

He's like one of my favorite all-time comedians and getting to see him back on SNL was a real treat. So. You're just happy to see Canadians out there, aren't you? Listen, man, we gotta get in where we can, okay? I watched the other day. I watched Night of the Living Dead for the first time and got probably 15 or 20 years.

That's the first one, right? Yeah, it's like the original one from 1968. And then movie holds up. Like, yeah, I mean, it's obviously it's an older movie. It's like 52 years old now, but it's still a solid movie. It's like an hour and 35 minutes or something. It's like totally fine, totally enjoyable. Yeah, it's slow, but not in like a plotting boring way.

It's just slow in a way where nothing is flashing on your screen every 10 seconds. So just put your phone upside down for a little while and then go like, oh, this is okay. I can, my attention span can watch this. I like this. Yeah, it's good. I was, I guess like thinking about being in quarantine

and lockdown screen, we think a lot about like zombie movies and I was like, oh, maybe I should watch some zombie movies. Like I should watch like the original. So I went back and I was like, I'm gonna watch and I did living dead. The last time I saw it, I think was a screening at the old original draft house that was downtown and it was like a midnight screening. They were gonna show it and I was there watching it

and then all of a sudden, like a few minutes into the movie, all of a sudden the movie was upside down and it was like way later in the film. I was like, what just happened? And then like the projection went off and then like the lights came up a bit and the projectionistist from the top, from his little window, yells out, like, whoever sent us this real decided to be funny to splice the wrong reel in upside down,

halfway during the real change, I'm going to have to go in and straighten all the film out, and re-run it and cut it all back together. So it's going to be a bit. So we'd just sat there for 30, 30, 40 minutes, get to run out of the film out and, you know, just like recut it all together. But it's like, fuck, it's midnight. I'm at the draft house watching not living dead. Like just going to order some more beer. No big. Yeah, right. Yeah. Not a problem. Did you get a refund or anything? Yeah, right. Not their fault. They're not too beer. It's an asshole about it. It's not the following two beers. You're an asshole about it. It's still showing the movie. It was fine. That's good. Is that the original

the OG draft house on like Colorado? Yeah. I got to go to the last night and I have two of their theater seats in my house. Oh yeah. They gave me like a little wrench. Like a food pairing and like a fine thing. And I was like 19 and oh I should I was totally ready to go and I went to this thanks for watching everybody cool anyway they just suggested a wine pairing to everybody everyone everyone got it I did everything but they gave you a little retracking they gave you a little wrench and you just were allowed to take as many seats as you wanted It would be funny or if they didn't tell you could take seats and you were just like yeah, I just took them

Stop me yeah, I know I know we're winding down and we're almost there, but what are you guys gonna do for Halloween? I know we're winding down and we're almost there, but what are you guys gonna do for Halloween? Notting. I bought a bag of candy and I've been slowly powering through it this week and Definitely not. Nope. Not what I've got on little Hershey's. I'm gonna give out a little Hershey's to kids that don't exist I'm just gonna throw them in the trash. You're What are you gonna do for Halloween is eat all the candy before Halloween? That's just what I do every year That's what I do every year. Dude, I don't know. I is, I mean, I feel like the responsible thing is to not, like, not give out candy to people because people shouldn't be going out from house to house. It's like, oh, that's a great way to spread stuff to people. Maybe what I'll do is I'll sit a candy dish inside

my door and I'll go outside and ring my own doorbell and open the door and there's reaching and grab the candy and eat it outside. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. We've had, fuck. In previous years, we've had some weird trick-or-treaters. So I'm not even playing with them this year. Like one year we had a lady show up at like 10.30, a grown lady and a pirate outfit on the phone. And she just, she was still on the phone.

She was, hold on one second. And then just held the bag out. I gave her like a handful of starbursts and she split. And then last year, a girl was still on the phone. She was, hold on one second. And then just held the bag out. I gave her a handful of starbursts and she split. And then last year, a girl just knocked on the door and asked for a glass of water. She's like, that's the trick. Not treat. She's like, I'm thirsty.

You can have a glass of water. And I was like, uh, well, yeah, I get, let me, I'll be back. I was like, I had to like find a, like, find a plastic cup together so she could go on the road. God, that's so weird. I, I, I'll just never forget what happened last year for Halloween. So I have a doorbell that has like a camera on it.

So I could see when people are at the front door, Trevor and I were out of town to celebrate my brother's wedding. And stupidedly, stupidly. Stupidly. Wow, the irony of me saying stupidity. Stupidity, we left our front porch light on, which usually indicates your home. We should have turned it off, but we also left a light inside the house on so that we're going to be at a town for over a week and we want it to pretend people were home just for safety. So basically the entire night of Halloween,

I was just watching my doorbell camera as kids would come up, ring the doorbell, stand there with their bags, and then just like the saddest, like there was one kid who must have been like two and a half or three in the cutest little costume, brings the bell, just standing there, it's all excited, his mom standing like a few feet behind

and like waiting and she's like, go ring the bell, ring the bell. And he bell just standing there is all excited his mom standing like a few feet behind and like waiting and she's like go bring the bell bring the bell and he's like standing there waiting and like no one's coming and he's like looking around she goes you can start not home he goes okay and he like turns around and walks away and I mean Trevor just watching this like oh my god no I should have left candy for that. Oh, my. So look at fortune doing that again this year. All right. On that note, let's all wrap up so we can go get our Halloween plans taken care of and make sure we don't leave our lights on stupidly stupidly stupidly.

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