Rooster Teeth Podcast - Where Can The Queen Not Go? - #562

Episode Date: September 17, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Jessica Vasami, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss car accidents, scammers, movies, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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When you see the red light, that's probably where you should love it. You know what I mean? But the jib doesn't have a light. Yeah, but it's never real. It's the jib you could tell if it's on the jib. Yeah, but it's not red light. Oh, no, I looked at the screen to see what's camera is on.

So you have to look to tell. Yeah. I got fucking rear end at the screen to see which camera was on. So you have to look to tell. Yeah. I got fucking rear end at the other day. I got, is that what you guys are calling it? Yeah. Yeah. Peg. No.

Peg the other week. I was, uh, stopped at a fucking red light on Lamar. Uh, and it's all of a sudden it's just like, I feel like, boom. Oh, is that it? That was it? There's just a little boom. I was like, what was that? I looked at my car, like did my car just fuck up? Like think that something was wrong with it?

I was like, did I just get hit and I turned around and sure enough there's some old lady just ran right into me. So we pull over and then I pointed, you know, I'm looking at my car and I see the damage on the bumper. And I'm like, look, there's damage right here. She was like, I can't really see it. That's it's right here. And I'm like pointing. She was, yeah, I don't see how my car could have done that. I'm like, look, there's damage right here. She was like, I can't really see it. It's right here. And I'm like pointing.

She was, yeah, I don't see how my car could have done that. I'm like, do you want to line them up? I'm like, I can show you exactly how your car did this to me. Hit me again, it'll be a perfect piece of the puzzle. Also, it wasn't there before you hit me, and it's there after you hit me. Right, well, I think that's what she was trying to get at. Like, maybe that happened in a parking lot

and I didn't know or something. You should have just started lying about your car. And like, see that? That's the camera. It just filmed you. Yeah. I didn't do that. It has that kind of cameras. It does that cameras. It does. It did film everything. I didn't have to do that. But it was just, it was just so frustrating to deal with. It's like, now, great. Now I got to deal with this. And then of course, she made some of my handcombs.

She's like, Oh, of course, it would be one of Elon's cars that I hit. I was like, I wanted to say like any car stops at a red line. It doesn't matter what the fuck kind of car it is. Oh, God. It's my car. Yeah. But she was like, oh, I guess I was looking at my GPS. I guess I should have been looking at the road.

Huh. So I was like, yeah, you think? How old is it? Good car. It's like late 60s. Hmm. I got rear-wended, a rear-rended one. Yeah.

Except mine was not as a, that sounds like somewhat of a pleasurable experience. Mine was awful. The guy that ran into me was going like 50 miles an hour and crashed into my car and then it was totaled after that. But he was high on drugs. Police officer said it was K2. I don't know what that means.

That's like, that's a hot drug in Austin right now. K2, yeah. What else? You know, cops have K9's like, that's a hot drug in Austin right now, K2. What is it? You know, cops have K9. Yes, synthetic marijuana. Oh, yes. Yes, Barbara. What was it?

I missed it. K9. K9, and I chuckle inside. Thank you for that, guys. You know, what's crazy though, is that he didn't have a headrest. So when he ran into me, he didn't have a headrest on the back of the seat. So his neck went flying back. And it, like, apparently was extended two inches when they brought him out on the back of the seat. So his neck went flying back. And it like apparently was extended two inches

when they brought him out on the journey. So you got tola. Yep, yep, yeah, you could say that, Gavin. You got tola. Yeah, so let's him right up. Yeah, that's probably not a good way to get, I don't think there's any good way to get tola. And that's definitely not.

Yeah, maybe if you're lying down. Ah! Fobbert. And that's done is definitely not. Yeah, maybe if you're lying down. Gah! Ah! Fobbert. You're shot out of a canton, do you want to grow? You'll just say nothing for like 10 minutes. Just get it all out of your system and then we'll get... I think there's a perfect correlation

with how tired and stressed I am with how many terrible jokes I make. Are you stressed out? I don't think they're terrible. Hey, why don't you just chill out? Why don't you calm down? It's so much easier said than done, Kevin. Hey, why don't you just chill out when you calm down? It's so much easier said than done, Kevin. Oh, I'm referencing.

I'm just fine. Oh, sorry, I didn't understand that. I will kill both of you. We had an episode of Always Open Come Out today, where one of the questions submitted was from someone who said, what is it about the two words calm down that makes my wife so angry? It was a great question. Yeah. So that's the reference of Gavin telling me words calm down that makes my wife so angry. Oh god. It was a great question.

Yeah. So that's the reference of Gavin telling me to calm down. It was an inside joke. I was in the part of I get it now. It's not that weird. I'm on the outside of the inside. At least you were in between. You got to do it back and forth left and right.

I was wearing that sweater too. So I guess you're kind of part of it. That's awesome. Did you get hurt when you got re-rended? I did. I had some cuts and bruises on my face. And yeah, it was really intense. How long ago was this?

About three years ago. No, I'm sorry, five years ago. Longer than I thought. You weren't working here yet. I wasn't working here yet. Yeah, but they completely, in the two people in front of me, pushed everybody out into the intersection, too. Thank God they didn't have a green light going the other way.

Cheers. Yeah, it was awful. There was one time we were, I forget if you were on set for this, Jess, but we were on set for, I think it was a short or million dollars, but this was like maybe three years ago. And my car was parked on the corner of the street, like at a four-way intersection, essentially.

And all of a sudden, one of the PAs comes in and they're like Does anyone drive this car and I'm like yeah, that's my car and they're like a car just hit you As it was parked there and so I guess a lady was turning and like misjudged the turn and just took my entire front of the car off Wow, no, that wasn't on my shoe damn and so I had to deal with it And she's like could I just pay you instead of filing an insurance claim? And I'm like, no. Like, because I don't know if you're actually going to pay me or like what the thing is here.

She has cash on it. No, she's like, I could write you a check. And I'm like, that sounds great. I also like the check of bounds. I don't have your information. I like the check along with all your information. Yeah, I don't know how much it's gonna be to repair it, like all this shit. Yeah.

I was just like, I was just part of there. Yeah. When I got hit the other day, you know, I got out and asked whether like, can I see your insurance just so I can write it down? And she goes, yeah, can I see your insurance? I said, well, I guess you can, you know, that's a weird request.

I gave it to her and she like took a photo of it. I was like, I don't know what you need my insurance. You hit me. So I was worried that she could- I was gonna go see an exchange insert. That's what I feel, they were saying exchange information. So I was like, I guess this isn't weird, but this feels weird.

Yeah. It's like, you hit me, and now I can- Yeah, you're gonna get a call. Someone's suing you. Yeah, I don't know if the shoe was all smaw me about it. Yeah, it was weird. What were your words? Because you were with Esther?

Yeah, it was. What were your words to her the moment you realized you'd been hit? I said, I looked at her, I was talking to her and I said, do we just get hit? And I turned around, I saw the car. I said, mother fucker. It's like, it's a whole fucking deal. I mean, it's just like, it wasn't bad.

Like, no one got hurt. I should be positive about it. But it's like, I know I'm gonna have to like make, I'm gonna have to make phone calls. I hate talking on the phone. Right. I'm gonna go talk to people in person. It's everything Gus hates.

Have you guys ever hit someone else with your car? Yes, you have. I have by accident, obviously. I mean, it's on purpose. I'm on purpose. So, you on KT? No, I wasn't Gavin T. She was like K3.

Oh God. No, I like T-bone this lady and her car flipped. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. I was bad. Did you like accidentally run a stop sign? No, I was in a media. I was at like, I was about to cross two lanes of traffic

and there was a large truck blocking my view. And so I was like inching out and I couldn't see I couldn't see her and then all of a sudden like it was dark out. Yeah. And lights came and I just like ran right into her. Oh geez. And she we we went to court and she we ran the back room with like my lawyer and her lawyer and I was young. I was in high school at the time and she stuck her finger in my face and yelled at me and she was like you could have just waited three more seconds three more seconds in this all wouldn yelled at me. And she was like, you could have just waited three more seconds, three more seconds in this all wouldn't have happened.

I was gonna give that car to my child when she turned 16 and all this and like, I just started crying. I was young. I was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do this. It's an accident. It's like her pointing and yelling,

you doesn't change what happened. Oh yeah, she got right in my face. And my car, the car that I was wearing at the time, it said, Susical on the bad, because I was in Susical and musical at the time Just just some added notes there for you should have goped in our eye. What does that mean? This is spitting our face Why can't you say that?

Quicker to say gobbed you get a gobbed You could have spit I guess about one word You get a gobbed. You get a spit, I guess one word. One syllable. Gobbed is more syllables. I'll take it back to Evan. Gobbed is the most syllables. Gobbed is.

You're just trying to make sure you remain British while you're here in America as much as possible. Oh, yes, where I'm from. Gobbed. Gobbed. Three. ED is an syllable. Gobbed. I hate this.

Gobbed. Gobbed. It takes long to spell. That's true, but we're not spelling. I don't know if you all saw it. We put out the 400th episode of Recitth Animated Adventure last week. It was animated. It was a live action version.

I hated every minute of that. Did you really? It looked fun. Oh, filming it? Here's the problem. When I told that story, I talked about wearing a jacket, so I had to minute of that. Did you really, it looked fun. Oh, filming it? Here's the problem. When I told that story, I talked about wearing a jacket, so I had to wear a jacket while we filmed outside in Austin at the end of August. Oh, yeah.

Full of you, Degree. It was so fucking hot and I had to wear that black jacket. And I don't know, you really can't see, it was like, I'm just like drenched in sweat. It looked like you were cold. I was so, I was just like drenched in sweat. And it looked like you were cold. I was so, I was fucking melting. I was miserable.

What happened? I didn't feel like. What happened? I guess because we told the story and it would have been day. Well, it's also hard to film. You didn't establish like, Yeah, so they tried. We would have needed lights.

It was a very low budget. I should. Yeah, we needed lights. It was, oh man. I just, I kept like getting into, like we would have to drive to different places to do different film He was like I was just getting the car and sit there with the air conditioner on just like pitch Just fuck yeah, try to cool try to cool down. How long did it take to film just a whole day?

We filmed over several days. I think it was I was like four different days of filming. Oh really? Yeah Lot of work by this episode of work. Probably not. Because it was like, we filmed it on an iPhone. I would think animation would be more expensive than live action. I think so. Have you seen the animation? No, it takes a long time. And an episode of 100 was super involved, wasn't it?

They always do. Was that the goat one? I was like, okay. They always did really funny stuff on the milestones. We were joking about making Chris animate an entire R.T. short as kind of like a swap. So it's like, you know, they did a live action version of an animated short. We'll do an animated version of a live action. Right.

I'd love to see Chris talk about it. Oh, that was not good. Oh my God, yeah, that black jacket. Yeah, I'm really sweaty. Did you actually ride the scooter over that bumping road? Yes, there I had a gopro attached to the scooter. Wow. We took this was really hard. We bought this scooter and looking around with binoculars. Yeah, because that's like the most athleticism I've seen from you. That was that was really tough. It took

a few decades. Jordan. Okay. Yeah, she's really good. She's really good. Yeah, him. So it was I'm glad that it turned out so well. It was weird shooting with the animation team, because it's a very different, the very different than how we shoot short, because they already had an animation team, and I think that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do a lot of work. I'm going to do a lot of work. I'm glad that it turned out so well.

It was weird shooting with the animation team, because it's a very different, the very different than how we shoot short, because they already with the animation team because it's a very different, the very different than how we shoot short. Because they already had an animatic done. So it's like, this is exactly the shot we need. We need this for like 35 frames. They knew how many frames of each shot they needed. Because the audio was already in place.

The audio was already done. They already did an animatic. So it was easier that way? Or would you say a little more challenging? In a way, it was easier. I would say it was easier. It was like, you knew, and plus the animatic was already done. It's already new. It's like, I had to go here, I had to look that way, or say this. It was, everything was already done. I just had to, to mime what they had already created. I mean, how prepared can we be as long as we have a shot list and, uh, like storyboards? In storyboards, yeah. Yeah, you're not gonna,

this is exactly what I want. But of of course things just like crazy things happen on the day. We're also not matching it up to an existing story that's been told, like they are. Yeah. Whereas like, you know, we could edit it however we want. So yeah, it's a little bit of a- Yeah, it wasn't a critique of the- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Sure. It was just a totally different approach to- Yeah. To how it's done. Speaking of Jordan, you officiated Jordan and Holly's wedding this past weekend. I did on Friday. Yeah. I don't know how many I've done now. I think if people kept asking- Oh, it's done. Speaking of Jordan, you officiated Jordan and Holly's wedding this past weekend. I did on Friday. I don't know how many I've done now.

I think people kept asking. No, total I think I've done like eight. Wow, I guess for a restriot youth. For a few people, yeah, it's been quite a few. Yeah, it looks beautiful from the pictures I saw. It was very nice. Yeah, and Gus did a really good job. He cracked some good jokes.

You got to talk about me. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And that was a couple years ago. We moved into this building in 2014. Yeah. Have we been here for five years?

Somehow. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Is this the longest office? Yeah. I think before that, the longest office might have been... Was it 636?

No. That was the shortest, I think. Really? The longest might have either been the apartment in Buda or the Congress office. Congress was like, oh, seven. Until 11? 10? 10, I think.

See, it's hard. We need to write this shit down. It's hard to like try to remember it. We've also moved around a lot in the same place too. Like here, like office to office. Yeah. That's true. What's been your favorite?

I think this one. Yeah. Why? It's just got the most space. Some of the other ones really sucked. Yeah, yeah, that's true. What's been your favorite? I think this one. Yeah, why? It's just got the most space some of the other ones really sucked You know what it's like working long hours and then not being able to get away from someone. Oh, yeah Look, look at how you guys Every time so you would just come into the back room where I was because they would Talk in politics out in the main room. You're like I gotta get away

Yeah, it's like it's stuck working in an office. That's two rooms essentially. That's not good. No escape. Now you're like pretty much your own office. Yeah. You've had your own office for a while, actually. Well, I mean, technically I shared it.

True. And then I'm sharing it again, but like there's a moving process going on. Yeah. So you share it with Todd. Oh. But it's like he's slowly moving process going on. So you share it with Todd. But it's like he's slowly moving his stuff in, which has been good because it's like, we've been in that building since January and I never unpacked my boxes.

So like, now that like, I'm coming in, I'm like slowly starting to go through boxes and do things. You thought you said I was behaving really suspiciously the other day. You were, you're just coming in here like offering us booze. Like what?

And you're like, have this wine. I'm like, what are you? Why? What are you doing in there? Just trying to prank you. I know. I don't trust. And whenever you come up to me, just talk to me in general.

I just don't trust you. Yeah. You didn't take the wine. It was a good one. Exactly. I'll take the wine. You should still have a desk. Fuck.

What? She didn't take the wine. Oh, yeah, you're right. Don't start this. Don't start it. Wait, what did you guys feel the need to have such crazy backlash didn't take the wine. Oh yeah, you're right. Don't start this. Don't start it. What did you guys feel the need to have such crazy backlash to someone not accepting a taco? It wasn't actually about that tool. It was a real reason. We just wanted to do something back. Oh yeah,

Chad was the one who asked me so Chad was the clear target probably the least deserving person of that prank. Yeah, probably but Really who was the most deserving? I don't know anyone else in that Cool. Yeah kind of shit. Yeah, the Did not take in the food stuff came up like while we were filming, but we'd already established him as our target Take that talk. You just found that excuse to to shoehorn it in? Yeah, someone did.

That was a really fun video to make. It really was. That's great. Yeah. We talk about it a lot, but like, be cool to do more stuff like that with you guys. It's a nice natural collab. Yeah. You work over here.

We work over there. Why not? And I didn't like, when I ran into, we was me and Blaine and Ellie when we ran into you towards the back door of the bungalow. I did not. You made the bit that got cut and we've never mentioned before. No, you can tell about it. Okay, I was like, I did not once think that you guys were trying to like fuck with us on

the side. I don't know. You do. We're doing weird things. Just explain what you saw. So me, Blaine and Ellie, were walking out the back of the bungalow, we were waiting for the call from John to enter stage five to get the microwave. And I see, I think it was you, Jeff, Jack, Lindsay,

who else? Trevor, Freddie, yeah. All of them come like, stampering towards us in your filming. And I'm like, oh, we were gonna go in the back door, which is actually where we did end up going in. But you couldn't see these guys from the front.

Oh, so you thought we were all gone. We thought it was empty. Sorry, because all, you didn't set a one person has a look out, baby. No, all of achievement, and it comes bolting around the corner. All the ones that weren't distracting, John. Of course.

And then we were just like, ah, what's up, guys? Yeah, you guys played it off well because I didn't think twice about it. Or I just have, I just trust and think you guys were really sweet, but really good. We just, you guys have the benefit of the doubt too much. Yeah, I think. You trust them, but not me.

Well, yes, guys, take it. Exactly. Take a look at yourself, you know. Think about it. I trust Gus now. I might not have trusted you like five years ago, but you're nice, you're nice now. I've always been nice.

Yeah, true, guys. He used to be very mean. And listen, not to me, misunderstood. Oh. Oh. Of what we go with that. I feel like you're about to bust out with an Aval. Of what we go with that. I feel like you're about to bust out

with an Abel Avine song right now, son. Yeah. What year is it? Did she start with music? No, she died, remember? No. No. No, she didn't.

No. No. Did she just like maybe have some more stuff? No, she did. She came out with a new album. She's religious now. And found God. Yeah, she had a near-difficuriance. No, I'm not fucking with you at all.

She had a near-difficuriance. I think she had Lyme disease or something. Good Lord. And came back from it. So now I think her whole album is just kind of like more spiritual. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. That was an Apple fan back in the day.

Avril Lavigne keeps her head above water and her punk pop passed in her back pocket. Yeah, that's a great way to put it. Avril Lavigne online business. Oh, here it goes. Yeah. Oh, okay, I guess you are totally telling the truth. You know what?

I'm the honest person I'm gonna get. I'm gonna be on your on Lavigne. Cause I was, I follow her and I left her growing up. I was a little emo shit. Did you ever go to her concerts? No, I didn't, but I went to like a Lincoln Park corn story of the year Concert remember that song from beauty stop no singing no, please stop. Oh, you're new here We are we are. We are we are. You're going to beat it out anyway, right, Eric? Just yeah, just just just a sing. Thank you. She's okay.

It was under four seconds. They do it. They still thank you, Eric. Thank you. We got to go ahead officially. They still cut it out. been less than four seconds. Don't do that. We sent the three seconds. I saw it. It's no one I've never ever said only sing for three seconds. I said, don't know you didn't. Guys, I understand how you are the way you are now. You can't give anyone an inch around here.

An inch. An inch. Iron fist. Three seconds. How many seconds can I do? That's 2.5 centimeters, Kevin. 2.4. I'm just iron fist three seconds. How many seconds is two point is two point five centimeters Kevin? Two point no, you can't give anyone two point five centimeters around here. Oh, all right You'll use interest though, right? I mean depends on the face

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the electric bill for their business was passed you and they needed to pay it otherwise they were going to disconnect their electricity that day. Oh shit. So the guy's like okay, you know, I'm going to go I'll I'll I'll pay it, you know, they're like, your past due amounts, $1,820. Jesus. So he's like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll pay it. So then they walked him through, getting the cash and then depositing it in a Bitcoin ATM.

And he's like, I did it. And then they told me that everything was okay. And then I found out that my electricity bill was not past due. So all that money's gone. He didn't just go online and check. And he did, he was on the phone. He was like, oh, okay, I'll just take care of it.

How old is this guy? He didn't say. Like someone just tells the story. That alone is just enough of a red flag to me. That's all the comments where the people were kind of mean about it. They were like, you deserve to lose that money. I was like, I mean, they deserve that. But like the second they bring up Bitcoin, you know, you're in trouble.

If they don't also know all of your information, that would be. Also, it's like, yeah, I think the payment thing is the weirdest thing, right? It's like, you don't want me to go to like the ATB where they accept, yeah, it's like, utility payment. Or pay online, like most companies have nowadays.

A lot of the tech supports Gammas for India and Bangladesh. They'll, they want Google play cards and Apple cards and They want to be paid with gift cards. Right. Which makes it really bizarre. So they like get old people to walk to the store By like $400 Dollar target gift card and then give them the code. Have you ever seen that guy on Twitch who streams that himself fucking with those scammers? Yeah, he'll waste like that is my Honestly, please let me know what I need to watch that I had the fake IRS call me last year How much did you give them no? I have to admit I was on the phone with them for probably about

20 minutes and in the beginning I did fall for it I was very concerned I was very nervous. He was like the cops are gonna be at your house Well, I'm like oh Jesus Christ. I was like, my mind got hijacked, you know? And that's what they count on. Yes, exactly. And so he kept saying he's like, go to the, stay on the phone with me, go to your bank and pull out, you know, $12,000 and all the stuff. And I'm like, this just doesn't make sense to me. Obviously. And so after a while, I kept asking questions because I just clearly didn't understand.

And he started getting mad and yelling at me and raising his voice. And then finally, I realized, I was like, oh, I'm getting scammed. Then a couple months later, got a call from one of these guys again. And I picked it up because I knew I was gonna fuck with them. And he's telling me all this stuff.

And I'm like, I know you're not real. And I know you're fucking with me right now. And he just says, okay. And I'm like, do you get away with this? And he's telling me all this stuff. And I'm like, I know you're not real and I know you're fucking with me right now and he just says, okay. And I'm like, do you get away with this? And he's like, sometimes. And he's answering these questions. And stuff. And I'm like, I was like, and he's like,

you should ask me how much I made today. And I was like, I'd rather not buy. And then I clicked off. Oh, God. But what a piece of shit. They're awful. I mean, a lot of them I assume are just people in poor places

trying to make a living and they're just doing what people tell them to do. But yeah, it's shit. It's a shitting system. The thing's they will say, like praying on people's kindness so, so awful. What was the guy you watched? Kit Moga.

Yeah, yeah. I'm actually, I actually looked up a video. I'm gonna say to you right now. I was gonna ask you. How did you find him? Because he was just, I think he's just like, algorithm friendly right now. I think I, I,

I look on Reddit or something, I've seen some of his videos. Yeah, I've been watching a ton of his videos. He does this old woman. Yeah, that's one of the ones I sent her. How often does he get scammed? Or are he or are scam calls rather? Oh, well, he like creates, he like baits them.

Oh, okay. Sometimes we'll put two scammers on the phone with each other. There was one time where, because they do this like weird refund thing where they say they're going to give you a refund of like 400. Yeah. Then they'll edit the bank page because they're controlling the computer and they'll be like, oh, I accidentally added a zero. I gave you 4,000. You need to go and give me $3,600. Right. So he did this thing instead of like playing along with like, oh, I better go and get a gift card.

He just goes on Amazon and like pretend buys a mobility scooter because he's pretending to be an old woman. He's like, I'm going to be speeding around. And this guy was like, no, no, no, don't spend the money. Don't spend the money. Oh, geez. Yeah, he's got really inventive ways of screwing with this. There's someone, I forget who it was,

but someone I knew growing up, whose father, whenever they would get a scam call, would pretend to be like really into it. How did you do that? You're just sitting there. I was sitting listening. It would pretend to be like really interested and really down to do whatever this person was asking

and they'd be like, okay, hold on. I'm just going to go grab my card card, but it's downstairs, so it'll take me a second. They put the phone down and then leave the phone down for hours and then come back to it and sometimes the person would still be on the line waiting. They'd be like, oh, actually, never mind. Then just hang out. It's like the episode of The Simpsons where Bart Prent calls Australia. Oh my God, yeah. It's like the episode of The Simpsons where Bart Prent calls Australia.

Oh my God, yeah. And it just like leaves the phone down. The kid like goes to check on the neighbor and like leaves the phone off the hook. Yeah, it used to be so expensive to cool internationally. I always forget that. We even like this is like calling outside of the city you lived in. Oh really?

Yeah, like you used to have to call like long distance and it was like it cost more. Yeah, it was like long distance to call Montreal from Ottawa growing up. It was weird to call like my grandparents. And it was like it cost more. You do have a long distance to call Montreal from Ottawa growing up. It was weird to call like my grandparents. Do you remember when we had to start actually putting in the area code? Because before, you didn't have to do that now.

90s kids remember. Well, I think it just happened with Austin fairly recently because they just added the second one like two years ago. No, I'm talking about like way back in the day, way back in the day. Were you, were you just, you just dialed like you didn't have to dial the area code? What if most will be what the same. Go on. With more than seven digits.

They didn't. They didn't. Not with the same area. Yeah. No, it's a, yeah. See you're saying that you were alive at a time where there were less than seven years. I was alive in a time when the same area code that's in Austin went all the way to the border.

And I used to live when I lived on the border, we were 512. And everyone in that area lived within those seven days. And you said 75309 was just one person's phone number. That's how it works. Yep. It sucks to be there. You think anybody actually requests that number? I want my phone to be touring with random calls all the time.

Someone must have 512-8675-309. We're not calling them. We're not finding out. I hope nobody has that phone number. I hope it's been like blacklisted. I bet they love talking to people. I wonder if anybody, I mean, obviously they do. There's a phone number for that translates to big dick. And if like a fucking like one of those hotlines

for sexual speaking, what's that called? Like phone sex? Sex, sex, sex, what is it called? One of the phone for sexual speaking. What? What? Yeah, yeah. sexual speaking. What? What? Yeah. Yeah. I actually was speaking. If it was appetizing, like that nobody would call.

Would you like some sexual speaking? Oh, we've got operator standing by. Oh, baby. The sexiest speech possible. They know all the words. Yeah. Like, big dick. What a hundred big dick.

You're just like big dick on repeat. Big dick. You're just like big dick on repeat. You're just like big dick on repeat. You're just like big dick on repeat. You're just like big dick on repeat. You're just like big dick on repeat. You're just like big dick on the words. Yeah, like big dick. One-eighthundred big dick. You're just like big dick on repeat. Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick. How hard?

She was speaking. Oh, god. Wait, okay, now what? Like if they would reserve those numbers for those hotlines, like big dick or hot pus or like booze. Hot pus? Geez. That doesn't work, right? And down. That's just hot pus or like boos. She's. She's. That's a bug written down.

That's just hot pus. No, it's gonna be like that. You're right. Alright, PSSY. You're really good at this Barbara. I want to see your iPhone number. I want you to come over when you're phone number.

Oh god. Do you ever look to see if your phone number spells anything? I've never done that. I haven't looked. This was a bug. I've never done that. I haven't looked.

This was a bug. I haven't looked. I haven't looked. I haven't looked.'s my phone number. What's your phone number? I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number.

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I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'm gonna say it's my phone number. I'll tell you after the podcast. I really like it. One thing I don't understand about here is that the area code affects mobile numbers. What do you mean? Go on.

Like a mobile number in England starts with like 07. But my area code is five digits, right? Yeah, so how do you get a mobile number that does that many numbers? Well, is that few numbers? There's that many. Because if you because the number includes the area code if you think about it. So it's 10 digits. So 10 to that's a lot of numbers. That's a lot. Yeah. So for instance, okay, I think I know what you're trying to say. So I in Houston was 713 for the longest time.

And then obviously they needed to branch out more. And now they have 832. So 832, 713, 281 are all Houston area codes and stuff that we had to add that are just, you know what I'm trying to say? Is this what you're trying to say? I understand area code, yeah, but in England, it's just landlines that have them. If someone brings you from a mybo number, you don't know where they are.

Oh, that's kind of. Or it's the same thing here. Like, you can have a mobile number and ask them. Sure. Yeah. With any area code. It just never comes one. There's like, oh, seven, and the thing is another one, but that's about it. Yeah, I think you all whoever makes those decisions in the UK just decided when mobile phones came out like, oh, we're going to give them a different code that way we could save all the other codes for landlines. That was something I didn't realize until I moved here when someone calls you, I just could just say like, from Austin, I'm like, oh, that's cool. Because when you get cool by not being don't know in England, it just says the number. From England.

Doesn't say that. From the EU question mark. From you? That'll be more expensive from, yeah, you're either fucked. When are you going back to England? You want me to leave? No, but like a trip. Have you ever been to England just I have last year?

I would a little eventually. Didn't you freaking achievement achievement hunter? And he forgot that I was there with him was really upset me to be fair. No. Yeah, that we work with a lot of people. You forgot she was there. What happened? Yeah, he did.

Did you leave her somewhere? This was the time, did I tell you? Did I tell you, when we were there, you told me that I have a very weird hairline. I think it's cool, look at her hairline. What did I say? Wait, it doesn't look good. Yeah, you did.

You were sitting on the picnic tables. Out of the ordinary at all. No, I know, now getting to know, when I realize this is all just normal. But yeah, we were sitting outside in front of the help. I mean, like, look, there's my eyebrow and then that's where my hairline started. I am Italian. So there's just like that's a thing. You're lucky. Some people have like too high of a hairline. I know. I have a problem. Yeah, then there's people that

just call it out as if it's like a thing. I know, I have a thing for. I'm going for an issue. Yeah, then there's people that just call it out as if it's like a thing, you know, like, at least you don't have the thing that I have worked because I'm blonde. If I pull my hair back too much, it looks like I'm going bald, like up here. I don't really, I mean, I still see hair there. Could I see your end of baby hairs?

Yeah. It could, you could be like me and I am, that's where I'm missing most of my hair. Oh, thank you. Was that soundboard Eric or real Eric? I was sound that was soundboard. Maybe Best is one night. What for you when I said that? I Wasn't offended. I was like this is our friendship and I need to accept it I feel like I had known you for a long time at that point It wasn't just like out of the blue. No, it was just one of those things. I was like, thank you.

Like, how do I respond to that? Like, thanks. It's like, the things where Gavin says something and then you, your reaction, but just your facial expression dictates how Gavin will react to what he just said to you. Yeah, like, I assume I felt bad because I didn't mean it to be an insult. No, I mean, it's fine.

Just, like, something I will always remember for the rest of my life. That face. That's the face Just, that's something I will always remember for the rest of my life. That face. That's the face I remember. I remember when you say something shit. Hey, Jess, come, sorry. It's all good. Anyway, so he forgot I was there on that shoot.

And when I, you know, I helped produce that whole entire shoot. Yeah, we're talking recently. I was like, hey, have you ever been in England and you like, well, we were there at the same time working on the same show together. But there was like, certain crew there. Also to be fair, like when you shoot a bunch of the same show or shoot with the same people very often, you kind of forget like necessarily what cities you've been

seeing. So what you're saying is you're on his side. Oh shit. No. Don't laugh, don't laugh Jessica, don't let her off the hook. Let me ask you this Jessica, you've done a lot of shorts. Do you remember every crew member of every single one? No, I don't.

But your friends, oh yeah, you have a point. Like if you were on our short shoots, I'm sure Jessica would remember which ones you were on. Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true. It's all good. No the true. Oh, good. No hard feelings. No hard feelings. Well, now when you said, hey, idiot, I was there with you.

I was like, oh, yeah. And then I remembered. Yeah, yeah. But you guys didn't like go off and like hang out together or like, no, I was down a cave and you at the mouth of it. Yeah, he was down most of the day in a cold cave at the path. I saw you at the beginning and the end of it. That's true. That's a fair and you were probably tired because this was after RTX and it was in the middle of the night and a mill

that I yeah. Yeah. So we get it. And Gavin goes a lot of places with a lot of people, so I get it. That was great that one. I stayed at my parents house. That was like 10 minutes from where I grew up. Are you serious? Holy shit. Is your parents house haunted?

No. Not that you know. And labyrinth. Wish I had the beginning of the labyrinth. Yep. Very nice. Okay, learning all kinds of Gavin trivia. This episode of the Receive Podcast is brought to you by ARC.

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code rooster You want to take the next stuff? No take it take it. I'm gonna take it far from this That there's this recurring. I want to say no, I don't know if it's if it qualifies as a fear There's something that I think about a lot Have you ever heard and we've talked about this on the podcast every now and then about how it's possible to get An amoeba that eats your brain. Yeah, playing with convinced he had one for a while.

Three on those. Oh, really? Blaine thought he got one because he jumped into a lake or something or swam and a lake recently, and he heard about the brain eating amoebas and he was convinced that he had one. Yeah, someone just died the other day.

Oh my God. Some like 10 year old girl went swimming in a river in central Texas and then got over Labor Day and then got one of those amoeba swam up her nose. Is there any way to like, stop it? Or like what juice show signs your duums? I don't know. Yeah, like what are symptoms of that?

Like, why did Blaine think that just because he swam in a lake? Because he's swimming in a he's swimming a lake. Okay. And apparently he read that like some of the first signs or that your personality changes drastically, which you might not necessarily be like, I guess something's in my brain,

even though that's like the symptoms. I would love to know what the symptoms are of that. I'm trying to look at it up here. How soon they hit. So the thing that annoyed me is I read this article on a local news website, and they misspelled Amiba every time. Oh, geez. Every time they typed Amiba, it was misspelled.

I didn't think I could spell it. I am, it's like O-E. I think it's A-M-O-E or E-O-B-A. O-E. O-E. Oh, see, they're blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, I know. B.A. O.E. Let's see. Okay, I know there's a lot of information, but nothing that's the symptoms. Does shadow the brain?

I mean, if it like, when a brain knows, yeah, I mean, it's probably like all up in our brain right now. Earth then. Yeah. It gets there fast. Apparently, I think it's like two weeks or something. Yeah, I mean, well, this will happen to over Labor Day Week and that would have been like two weeks ago. Yeah God that's devastating. Yeah terrible Is it because of the

Like what's causing these things to flourish? Is it just the like the higher water temperature? Is the stagnant water too? Just what are they just sitting there dirty water? Yeah, they say typically Texas averages about One death per year. So it's that it doesn't seem like there's any more right. I guess like it's, the me but itself is common, but the infection is actually doing something is super rare. Gotcha. I can't, I'm sorry, I can't really find the symptoms here. It's okay, but we'll just never hear about symptoms and then we'll get it and it'll

be out. It will blame you, yeah, exactly. So it was in the Brazos River, in case you care. Don't go to the Brazos River. All right, PSA for anyone watching. Yeah, and the other thing a few years ago, remember the reason we brought it up then was, there was a rash of it happening from people using nitty pots, you know,

like the thing where you're like, I guess like if you don't boil the water and you just use tap water, it's possible. You get it that way too. It's also some like solution you're supposed to put in it, I believe. We're like a saline solution or distilled water or something. Yeah, something like that.

I've never used one of those. I don't either. It seems gross. I used it once. What does it do? It's supposed to like clear your sinuses out. Do you need that to be done? I guess it is blocked. I think it's especially released the pressure in a way. I'd have to look it is blocked. I think it's especially relieving the pressure

in a way. I'd have to look it up again. I used it just because someone gifted it to me. I wanted to try it. Doesn't it just like going one nostril and run out the other? It's very weird looking because it looks like a little teapot that you just like put in one nostril

and you tilt your head just a little bit and it'll just like drain out your nose. It's a video of Jessica doing it. It's one of the funniest videos. It's just a... Wasabi or Negri? What? Jessica.

Oh. Oh. We all heard Jessica. I was like, now he's making up stories about me. Like the fuck? Jessica's a dirty, netty pot user. Yeah. Yeah, knew it.

You said you hadn't, but I knew you did. Yeah. No, I've never used one before. I feel like I'd like gag all over the place. You really don't, you don't honestly don't feel it. Like, it's not cool. I mean, if you're supposed to use, I think like room temperature water.

But yeah, you basically just like feel it coming out, but you don't really feel it going in. Did it help though? I don't remember. I think I didn't really have any symptoms that it would have helped. I just wanted to try it. Yeah.

It's weird how it's all connected up there, right? You're important to begin one nostril. I hate it. Yeah. I know. It's weird that people can hammer nails into their nose. Oh, I hate that. Yeah. I hate that so much. It's just like a gap like in the sinuses where it's just like a like an empty spot. Right. So like illusionist would use to like take nails and people think it was a trick, but they're actually just hammering a nail like into the front of their face. Because there's a gap there. If you look at a skull,

I mean, there's no nose on the skull, it's just a hole. That's true. And then you just gotta find a cavity that goes all the way back. I could probably do two nails. I bet you could do more than two. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt there. You could hammer a hammer into that nose.

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt there. You can hammer a hammer into that nose. I'm sorry. Am I six now? What? My the different camera. No, that's two. Oh yeah, two is a two shot. We're mixing it up for you. That's why that's why you were confused. Yeah. Yeah, that's why. Yeah. I'm trying to help you Yeah. There was a, there was a, I read the Austin, I don't know if anybody else reads the Austin server, I read the Austin server, I read it obsessively, I read it all the time. There was another weird story that was there last week where I guess someone, someone saw this happen and they contacted the local news that they saw a San Marcus police car in Austin, in South Austin, and that the sand markers police car pulled over and then let some homeless guy out and then left and drove back down South. No, they just dumped him in a different jurisdiction.

Right, they just like brought him up to Austin and left him here. We don't need this guy in our city anymore. Oh my god. And then they had like, bless you. They had confusing the police department had confusing contradicting statements about it. At first they were like, oh yeah, he was from Austin. His friends left him in San Antonio and he's trying to walk back so he gave him a ride. It's like, what? And then they were like, oh no, he was just a homeless and we don't have the services to take care of him in San Marcos. So we took him to Austin. It's like, but they

just left him on the side of the road. Yeah, I don't take him to the homeless show. Yeah. Yeah. At the police station. It was like such a weird story. I don't know if there's been any follow-up since then. Is there more than one homeless shelter in Austin? The big one is the arch downtown.

Yeah. But I think they're building a second one down at South Austin off like Ben White somewhere. Because that one always seems like there's a lot of people not getting help there. Yeah. Yeah, I think there's a lot of people not getting help there. Yeah. I think there's more people than they can accommodate there. Yeah.

And so I was, I would hope that they would be opening up a second one. But there's also private organizations that do stuff to help as well. Austin is growing like crazy. I know. I saw traffic. That like two years ago or a year ago that said like 187 people move here every day. What? It's probably more now.

I'm the problem. Yeah. Get out of here. You and get out of here. Yeah. When you, I think in the time that I've lived here, I moved back here in 1998. In the time that I've lived here, the population is more than doubled. I think about that every time I'm stuck on fucking 35.

I know, right? The level of awesome also doubled? No. It has not scaled in here. It's decreasing. There's knocking down all of the awesome spots in Austin now to build high rises. A lot of higher rises at hotels. Yeah. A lot of new hotels down down. Most of your favorite place in Austin? Jessica. Good question. Man, I need to, I mean honestly, I need to explore Austin more. I'm, I'm very much a homebody.

Me too. And so when people like my sister will come in a town and she likes to go out and get drinks and go to brunch, and she's like, where should we go? I'm like, uh, Kirby Lane? I don't know. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I need to do more of that. We have a Denys. Yeah, we have a know. I need to do more of that with. I have a Denys.

Yeah, with a Denys. There's an IHOP. There's an IHOP not too far from here. It's on the weekend. Which one? The one like right over here at 290 and, or what is that? Yeah, 290 and 35.

Okay. Yes. Yeah. On the weekends, there's always a line outside of it. Yeah. And Denys. We trust that. I'm not saying anything about IHOP. It's like, there's always a line outside of it. Yeah, and Denny's. We trust him on top. I'm not saying anything about IHOP. It's like, there's a bunch of other options

that are IHOP calibers. Yeah, just right around there. Gracie pancakes. There's a bunch of other places. Yeah. I can't imagine going to IHOP and be like, yeah, oh, wait outside. Yeah, no, Denny's in IHOP.

They're always such a line. Yeah. This podcast brought to you by IHOP. Ooh. Yay. I think my favorite place is probably a chili is at 45th of the more. Get out of here.

It's a good one. What about your favorite place, Gap? Just a good one. Oh, I don't know. I mean, I believe you. I believe you guys don't that. It's not that. I know.

I try to think of like that when I have visitors in town and it's like, this is a place we have to go. Yeah, that's what I think. There's always so many different options. Go to the Alamo. I think via 3-1 have visitors in town and it's like, this is a place we have to go. Yeah, that's what I think. There's always so many different options. Go to the Alamo. I think via through a three definitely my favorite pizza. Yeah, I always say go to Alamo. Alamo too.

If I like him, I'll take him to Uchi Kou. Mm-hmm. Not Uchi? What's the difference? It's very simple. Yeah, it's not really the same. Just Uchi is far south, a little further south. Well speaking, pizza, where in Austin is your favorite,

via 313. Really, my home slice, it is home slice. This is a home slice set. But via 313 is so good. How is it better? I like that it's a little sticker and the outside is crispy with the little like burnt cheese on the side They put the sauce on top sauce on top. I like the the Cadillac pizzas my favorite

It has like prosciutto and Gorgonzola and fig You heard it barber demands via three one three guys. I'll try it out. I don't think anybody here would complain No, it'd be fine. We're trying to figure out another place. We can do via 313. Please. Most food here is pretty good, but the Indian food is anus. Do you think so? Not great Indian food.

I'm gonna play with it. Yes, we're not. I like clay. Yeah, it's just, it's not great. It's not great. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good.

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It's a, I guess, I don't know if you'd call it a chain restaurant, but it's one of the most popular. They have multiple locations all around London, England, and we went there for a human hunter last year. Like many times it was delicious. It was really good Indian food. Why did you like it? Do you like it?

Do you like it? Do you like it? Do you like it? Do you like it? Yes, I think so. Did you not invite me good Indian food. Why did you like it? Who was it D.I.S.H. OOM? Yes, I think so. Did you know I invited me to Indian food? No, I was with the shit remember you were there. Yeah, that's it Damn, I wish I thought of that. Thank you, Barb. I got you girl. Let's send you back up. Let's send you up You got a bunch of locations. Yeah, well next time you go to England, you know, hit that place out I mean, I mean, there's plenty of yeah, all right. You don't have any recommendations for Austin. We check out recommendations for the country. He's grown.

No, but I mean, I like clay pit here, but if you don't, I mean, then maybe I'm, I'm the one that's wrong. What do you get? I feel like anywhere you go in England though, like the Indian food's way better, especially in London. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, this huge Indian influence. So the food is like just like the shit I had in India.

Do you get the same thing at every Indian restaurant you go to here and like it's always been shit? And like what's the different stuff? What's your go-to thing though? Chicken Korma. No, I'm okay. Chicken Tika Masala. That's mine, God.

That's it. I just, I know it's so basic, but like I eat it. I like Vindaloo, Vindaloo's mine. That's good too. Yeah, I love some good sock near chicken and teacum salad until I realized it's like all heavy cream. Yeah, I was kidding about the Coolma by the way, please don't take that seriously. You're hard to communicate with me. You're just lying and making confusing gestures We even like that one time we were at that convention where we had no merch in London. We just went to that Indian place

that was just outside the convention center. And that was great. That was better than it is in here. And the entertainment was great. It was awesome. Fucking little pile of rice everywhere. There's a place I want to go to in London that a couple people from work went to when we were in London last time called

I think it's called the Mad Hatter's Tea Party, which is like a tea service place and you get like tea sandwiches and stuff, but it's like in the theme of Alice in Wonderland. That sounds amazing. And I was just like, I need to go here. It looked like a dream. God, I wish you would have known that.

I know, me too. You did that thing, Jessica, that I thought thought was admirable and you just sort of pissed off into the countryside like you went to England and did a bunch of non-tourist stuff. Yes I did. Yeah after after we shot for a week in England doing Haunter I stayed an extra week and I went to the conspolds and I got myself a little cottage and made tea every day, took a bath and watched Terry Potter. Isn't that so cool? They're like most people. It's the holiday!

It was amazing. And then after I think I did that for like three days and this was all by myself. I went by myself. And then I went to York and Old York old. We are kids. Oh, you are. Yes and hung out up there for a little bit too It was amazing. That sounds like so much fun. Yeah, it was my first time truly traveling alone and learned a lot

Don't like what the reason I had a huge suitcase with me merely because I was there for like two weeks, but I didn't think about it and it was also cold, so I had a bunch of jackets and stuff too. But I didn't think about it in the sense of like, I'm gonna be on trains and buses and airplane. You're looking at the cabs and yeah, it was awful. That was the worst part of it actually.

But the rest of it was really amazing. Would have been better to have two smaller suitcases? No, just one. Just one. Two still would have been annoying. You know, why could I have a good question? I can't remember that. I can't remember that.

British guy who was in the holiday. Why can't I remember his name? Jude Law. Jude Law. Yeah, you didn't even come knocking at your door. Without a second of hesitation. The holiday is because it's so great. A very fun name. It holiday is a very fun

thing. It is. It's so great. It makes you feel good. Yeah. I don't remember this movie. I mean, maybe you've seen it. There's no way you've seen that movie. Jack, you're women troubled with guy problems, swap homes in each other's countries where they each meet a local guy and fall in love. Yes. That sounds like my kind of movie. It's got Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Jack Black. It came out at the same almost the same time, or within the like a couple of years of last holiday, which is very confusing, and that is with Queen Latifa. And she hits her head and then has a brain scan,

and they think that she's dying, and so she goes on her last holiday, and then it turns out she doesn't have a brain issue. But she has the best time. But she has the best time. And ended up with a new point of view on the world. And a new man. Nice.

Upon learning of a terminal illness, a shy woman decides to still up all her possessions and live it up at a posh European hotel. It was like, you, she probably took baths every day and watched every potter. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't a posh plate. This was like an old cottage, but it was, yeah, it was amazing. We should start a podcast where we just read some movies

that I haven't seen. You could probably read a summary of almost any romcom and we probably will be able to guess. Yeah, I, you know, I like Romantic comedies. I just do, I didn't think I was a type of girl, but, you know, I need to admit it to myself that I am. The life of a simple bookshop owner changes when he meets the most famous film star in the world.

No, I know. No, I know. It's not in your health. No, I'm g癌ing. I'm g癌ing. If you do like two thousands onward, those are my, I think. Follow the lives of eight very different couples and dealing with their love lives

in various loosely interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas and London English. Love actually. So good, so good. How many other movies are about eight-growing? I'm glad it's a good movie. Valentine's Day. There's a movie. I think it's called Valentine's Day where it's almost the same as love actually where there's like eight different stories intertwined with each other. Yes, I've seen pre... I never actually saw it, but I saw previous for it a long time ago. Also another one like that. He's just not that into you.

A bunch of different stories coming intertwined with you. Have you guys seen how to lose a guy in 10 days? Sure have. That one's real funny. Who's that one? Kate Hudson and Matthew McConeay. Can you read the synopsis of the Matrix? Yes, the Matrix.

They Greenlit Matrix IV. Let me talk to about that, have we? Who's making it? One of the Wukowski's. Just one of the Wukowski's. I'll look it up in a second. A computer hacker learns from a mysterious rebels. I'm a computer hacker learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his reality

and his role in the war against its controllers. I like that you can immediately tell that it's not a rom-com. Yeah, absolutely. Matrix 4, Slater 4, 2022. I only see Lana Wokowski, uh, listed as director. I don't see- What kind of media- What kind of Wokowski-

Jessica, do you think you have the most knowledge about? For me, I would say Disney movies. Or the Simpsons. But is there like, this is a loaded question. I'll take Bond. Bond? You've seen all the Bond movies? Multiple times.

If I like, play you like a five second sound clip from one of them, do you think you could identify which one it's from? Price, no. There's a lot of Bond. There clip from one of them. Do you think you could identify which one it's from? Price, no. There's a lot of bond. Okay. There's like days of it. It's a lot. You kind of just end up in a business.

A resourceful British government agent seeks answers in a case involving the disappearance of a colleague and the disruption of the American space program. Ooh. Space program. Can I maybe moon right here, kind of? Doctor No. Doctor No.

Oh, okay. Is that play? Who's the missing colleague? I don't know. I just looked up doctor No. What about you, Gus? The thing I like the piece of media I know that most about? Yeah, or like franchise or... I have to really think about it. It might be Game of Thrones. Okay. Just because I've read the books multiple times and I've watched the episode, like all of the episodes multiple times. If not that, maybe breaking bad. Okay, nice. It's good what you're excited about. Also lost. I would think since it's what we have to. Oh, first ten, only first ten seasons, really. Yeah. I'm a little concerned about the upcoming Breaking Bad movie.

Really? Yeah, just because like the series and everything was so good and we got an end to it, and now based on the release that little trailer the other week. Yep. I'm worried about what that's what the story's gonna be because it seems like it takes place after the events of the series. Also do you think it's been too long or no? No, I don't think so. Okay. I'm just worried about like how this is gonna fit in with everything else. Yeah. Because it seems like before you know I've even seen that trailer for the movie, when I think about Breaking Bad, it seems like a very complete story.

Yes. It seems like everything in that story has been told, you know, you from the inception where Walt decides he wants to do this to spoiler his death. At the end, it's really his story and you learn everything about it. So. Do they have synopsis and you learn everything about it. So. Do they have synopsis?

Let me look it up. Yeah. I'd like a Gus Frank prequel. That'd be cool. You should watch a better call Saul. Oh, yeah, I've only seen. He's only in a couple of episodes, isn't he? He becomes a much more major character

as the show plays out. I think the first season of that show's kind of weak, but then it really picks up and does well. Okay. What's that movie? What's it called then it really picks up and does well. What's going to play that movie? What's it called? El Camino. I only remember that because of the burger place.

Nice. Austin, casino, awesome. Yeah. After escaping Jack and his gang, Jesse Pinkman goes on the run from the police and tries to escape his own inner turmoil. Damn. Okay. Well, any predictions?

I don't know. So the only cast listed on IMDB is Aaron Paul and Charles Baker who plays Skinny Pete. I worry that maybe he's gonna die and like suffer a fate similar to Walt. I don't know. That'd be a super bummer. Yeah, it would be. But I don't know. Maybe he's just like so messed up from everything that happened over the course of that series. You should watch a Better Call Saul. I think it's a good addition to the Breaking Bad Universe without being about Walton

Jesse. Do any of you watch succession? No. No, I just started outland or so, which is really good. The succession good? I see commercials for it all the time. So I watched the first episode and I, there's a couple things I didn't really like about it.

I wasn't really that into it. I didn't really like the camera work. All the characters are pieces of shit. But that's just got the camera work. It's just like, it's very much like someone's talking and then like the zooms will happen on like really weird like unnecessary points in time. Or like the camera will be like focused on someone's hand

as they're talking and they're like clenching their fist, but it's like. Does Zoom's? Is it like a documentary? Yes. Oh, okay. I've never seen it. I mean, I've heard people really like it and Trevor actually continued watching it without me because I said I wasn't really that interested.

And he's like already caught up like episode six of season two. A lot of achievement hunter are watching it. Yeah, and he enjoys it. I just couldn't get into it, so I was curious to see if you guys had. I was really, achievement hunter watching it. Yeah, and he enjoys it. I just couldn't get into it. So I was curious to see if you guys had. I hear that I should watch it. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. It just, I don't know.

It wasn't like, it wasn't my cup of tea. Yeah, but I'm sure if I kept with it, I would have liked it. Yeah. I just finished, last week I just finished the season two of Mind Hunter. Oh yeah. I don't know if anybody watched that or watched

the season. Oh yeah, I've seen the first season, I've never seen the second yet. So I watched the first season and at the end of season one, I was very indifferent towards that show. I thought it was shot well, but I felt. Same here, which is why I didn't jump on season two. I felt like there was nothing hooking me,

which isn't too came out, I wasn't like, I felt like the rest of the show is nothing like the very first scene. Right. I was expecting more of that. But I felt like season two is really good. That's what I've been hearing. Yeah, they like, they thread through more of a story to kind of connect everything.

And it's really good. It's really, really compelling. I've been, I normally don't do that. I don't normally don't bend just a ton of stuff. But I think I watched all of that in two days. It was excellent. I've been telling everybody about Euphoria. It's so good. If you haven't seen it.

You and West, you should watch it. Yeah, well, I know West loves it too. West loves it too. West loves it too. West loves it too. West loves it too. Just based on the way it looks. Yeah, it's shot so well and the lighting and everything is just... I heard it makes you kind of depressed. It does leave you in a weird headspace.

It took me the first two episodes and I had to take it. It's not a show that you want to binge because you will stay in that headspace. Yeah. Well actually I kind of got used to it like okay I'm here now for a little bit and then it's then it's over and then I went out and just sunshine and played. So actually affected your mood. It did if you watch the first episode you'll see what I mean. A look at life for a group of high school students as they grapple with issues of drugs, sex, and violence. Damn, yeah, it sounds really like CW-ish,

but it's definitely not. Like a little more graphic. Yeah, there's definitely like a lot of- Every conversation we've had ends with, hey, have you watched before? I did, keep doing it, don't worry, you need to watch it. How much it? Eight episodes? Yeah. That's what's in there, right?

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¿Dónde era la línea de algo que me quería hablar sobre en el podcast? ¿Y tu tu tu en el frito? ¿Y como si me lo pones a su profesión? Sí, ¿Y si? ¿Y si me pones a su profesión? Sí, no, no. No, no. ¿Y si me oras a su profesión a su profesión? I'm like, who's ready to order a professional phone? Yeah, who is the order? Who else is ordering it? Yeah, who else? No, I didn't. Is it me or is it stupid to call a phone pro?

That was the joke I was making. Right, right. They're calling this a professional telephone. It's like, I don't know if I'm a professional phone caller. What does professional mean about it? It's just like in the naming scheme of Macbook Pro, you know, iPad Pro, iPhone Pro. And thinking about it, like I do use my phone for work

all the time, constantly. But to call a phone professional, I'm just thinking of like an executive in an 80s office with like one of those big decks where you get all your messages and shit. Like a professional phone to me. It's been the iPad Pro, right? Yeah.

So it's like similar. I guess it's because it's a phone. It's different. Yeah, I was. Yeah. That's what what is different about it other than the name that was really anything. I think well, the camera capabilities I know are a lot better. That has a like a special display. Yeah. Did you hear also how like the design of the iPhone Pro with the three dots on the back? Apparently is triggering some people's. I'm going to forget the name. Tribophobia. iPhone pro with the three dots on the back apparently is triggering some people's I'm gonna forget the name tripod tripod phobia really Tripophobia like the tiny holes. Yeah, it's like a fear of

Things that are filled with holes or oh god that have like very like wide openings I'm gonna get this wrong. I'm sorry. I didn't look it up before I can see that I know what you're talking about. But it does look really weird, and I totally get why people would be. I didn't make that connection with you. I wanna see that, the back of, let me pull it up. It's weird, but I don't, I.

You wanna see the back of the iPhone? I do. I'm sorry, trust me for it. Yes. I might upgrade, because I don't know if you can tell in some of the recent between the games and probably the microwave ice, but I have a massive crack down the front of my camera. You get all these like crazy lens flares running. This is what it looks like

So it's like the cameras like now three like for some reason it reminds me of Fuck I can't remember the movie town were the world's for some reason the fuck yeah I don't like it. It would just look scary Yeah, it's just it's not like I have a phobia, it just looks terrible. Triphobia is an aversion to the site of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps. It's not officially recognized as a mental disorder, but may fall under the broad category of specific phobia if fear is involved and fear is excessive. It's funny that when it was two, it didn't do that. Well, I guess it was in, it didn't do that.

Well, I guess it was in the long-term. Yeah, well, this is like more irregular. Are you gonna get a professional telephone? I am gonna get a professional telephone. I've been, I've been making phone calls for four decades now. I'm ready to upgrade to the pro. It's the same thing like, but we have a toilet paper in our office over there

that says it's like professional series on the wrapper and I'm like, what makes toilet paper a professional? Like, when are you like, yes, I'm qualified to use the professional series on the paper. If you have paid to wipe your ass, then you're in the pros. I guess so. And we all spend a little bit of time wiping the ass at work. So we're all prepared for the last wipe. How many wipes do you need? I had this discussion with someone. It's just me. Yes. It's not always up for me. It's not always up for your attention the other day. It's true. But I guess answer the question. It really varies. It's not that I'm going to talk to them. Yes, so I brought this up for your attention the other day. It's true. But Gus, answer the question.

It really varies. It depends on the consistency. Okay. See, I think I asked her the other day. Like, when do you wipe, like, say, friends, you might have had like a messy one. Do you wipe until it's clean? Oh, absolutely. But what if it keeps going?

Do you just like, ah, get it later? Or do you just keep going? Get it later. I guess it later. What I don't know is why I'm asking. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a lot of hair I'm navigating as well too. I do know that.

So it's important to really get in there. I know a story. What's up, one? Gavin, I'm going to tell this. You might want to earphone ear, earmuffs. He doesn't have a trash can. So there's someone who, I know, who used to have a boyfriend who wouldn't wipe.

And would specifically like get those single berries? And then like once or twice a week, he would like clear him out. In the shower then. In the shower. But but like yeah, but like just wouldn't wipe what Don't what are they on about? What are you talking about? I don't know. I don't know. I grow guns there for days on it and filthy Fucking filthy gross white white white white with this person not wipe Probably got time. I'm gonna time involved sit down you sit in on

Yeah, I mean I don't I don't get it I think it would I think like four days would pass and then they would get in the shower and just kind of like Like clear cheeks get him get it gone, you know like Like I'm off. Yeah. Yeah Well, I don't know give it to me try. I'm uncomfortable now. You would try. You know, you don't know what it's like. Right. And no, it's not fucking Trevor.

You think I'd be dating Trevor if he did that? You fucking nasty. It wasn't so it wasn't so many day it. No, it was, no, it was a friend's ex-boyfriend. Now ex-boyfriend. Yeah. None of you know this person. That is sick.

Let's gross. All right. I got someone in chat recommended a movie that I read the synopsis for. Okay. Are we trying to guess it? Yes, even guess the movie. A hopeless man stranded on a desert island befriends a dead body. And together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Oh, is that Daniel Redcliffe one? Um, uh, fucking knife. Um, Swiss Army man. There you go. Oh, huh. Did anyone just see that movie? No, I don't see it. I saw it. I went. I saw that we had in the theater. That's the movie at the end. I was just like, I'm glad I saw it. I'm never watching that again. The movie is fucking crazy. I heard it's very weird. Like, you think it's gonna be weird, but it's even weird. At the end of the movie, there's a shot of one character who just looks straight into camera and goes,

what the fuck? And I was like, yeah, it's about right. This is about right for this movie. Wait, Spike Lens, like looking at... Oh, she's not. Oh, okay, I'll see. It looks like slightly off. She's looking at everyone, but it's okay.

Right, that's interesting. Full face. I finally saw Moby, I've been meaning to see for months at this point this weekend, which is Booksmart. So good. You guys seen Booksmart? Yeah. Highly recommend it. So people describe it as like super bad but with girls. And it's kind of like that. One of the girls even kind of looks like Jonah Hill a little bit. I'm just in like her facial features and her expressions. But it is phenomenal. Yeah. It is so funny. And especially if you're a young girl,

highly recommend checking it out. Perhaps it was very reliable. Very reliable. Olivia Wilde. Olivia Wilde, yeah. On the eve of their high school graduation, two academic superstars and best friends realize they should have worked less and played more.

The determined not to fall short on their peers, of their peers, the girls try to cram four years of fun into one night. And they sure do. Yeah. I watched Super Bad, like, less than two weeks ago. It's such a good movie. Just randomly.

Yeah. It's on Netflix now. I haven't been talking to you about it when it came out and you didn't like it. I wasn't. You were like, I'm sick of listening to that kid constantly swearing. Okay, I will say I just watched it recently too in and Jonah Hill, he does go on like just like, fuck every other word. And I think it was just like,

I'm getting annoyed by that. I think I was just in the wrong mood for it when I saw it the first time. I think it was a good, important film. I also did not enjoy pineapple express as much as I thought I would. So I'm here, that's the one movie that everyone loves and I just like, I didn't love it as much as everybody else did.

But I do love Those movies that those make it's just that one where I didn't connect with for some reason. I would love to see Super bad again. It's great It's I think I would appreciate that humor a lot more because I think I saw it when it first came out which was It was the first if it's kind right like yeah, it was just a good it was to me It was like man. That's's the first movie I've loved that wasn't really about anything at all. It didn't really go anywhere.

It was about nothing of importance. It's just very funny. Yeah. And it also shows you how recently the world has become more offended by stuff. Oh, absolutely. Like that movie, yep. And if, if Kimber now would be different.

It's like, not hold up, but it's still a very funny movie. Yeah. Emma Stone's breakout role too. Was it? Yeah. I always think of that. Her breakout is being like easy A.

But she, no, I think super bad. It was before easy A. What was it? Yeah. I think so, yeah. I could have sworn there was something even before those two. Well, you're right. Easy A was 2010.

Yeah. House Bunny. That was before those. But she was, she wasn't like a lead role. She was one of the leads. It was definitely, what's her face? On a, on a fairest. She's definitely in the lead of that movie. But like, if you're gonna pick a second there, I would say she was in. House Bunny was after super bad. Oh, shit. She has very few credits before super bad. She was, I guess, in an episode of Malcolm in the middle.

Sweet life of Zach and Cody. It was, Crows to a brother's. Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet,

sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet I watch Riverdale, so. Do you watch Riverdale? I do. How is it? I like it. Okay. A lot of people here really like it. Doesn't Jeff? Yeah, I think Jeff really likes it. Yeah.

Rising girl, so maybe. Yeah, he does too. He does need to do like a podcast. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He does. How do we feel about Rising and his opinions? Oh God. Wow.

That's that way more generic than I meant it. I meant like when, because he really loves talking about films and TV. Yeah. Does he have good, that's the worst way I've raised that. Does he have, like, if John Ryzen likes a film, is it a good film? Or is it like the way you feel about Jack, where his if Jack likes it, you don't, you want to do nothing to do with it? Oh my God.

I think John and I agree a lot of times, but we, I very strongly disagree with him sometimes. So, it's like there is some overlap, but then there's sometimes where, no. Like the other day, we had a Jew on the podcast and Jew and I are opposites. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, yes, about the same things, like we'll be polar opposites. I still want to express that more. Yeah, we should just sit down.

We should just come up with a list of stuff, then independently, without the other seeing, and just send an email or a message, and ask what we think about a few things. I might do that, or maybe I'll film an RT life with you too, and just get your reactions to both, and then super cut it together. That might be fun. It's so interesting, because I, for instance,

I call this a guilty pleasure, but really is it? I just like the show. I love vampire diaries, and that's okay. I don't want to be a liar. You're like, friend, show I love vampire diaries and that's okay It's okay that you like my Tick-tock that because there's so many references of vampire diaries on tick-tock I need to look at that then yes I love it. I will He's a hunt up there's 171 episodes of the vampire diary. Oh, it's so great. I just can't get enough of it Can't get enough money. It's's too many. It's been on for eight seasons.

Is it too many? It's not too many. Yeah. And so I just, you know, I'll tell you that I love vampires and I'll tell you a little game of thrones and like breaking that and like all the good stuff, too, that everybody wasn't like. The lives, the lives, the lives, the lives dangers and disasters in the town. Mystic Falls, Virginia. Creatures of unspeakable horror lurk beneath this town as a teenage girl is suddenly torn between two vampire brothers. They left out that they are attractive, hot vampire brothers. That's a very important burden. Are they Stefan Salvatore and Damon Salvatore?

Sure are. Did you watch Gossip Girl grow now? I watched the beginning, not the rest, because I got tired of it. But it is good. I love first couple seasons. I watched it. I watched that in Everwood growing up. Those are my CW shows.

Nice. I have you played control. I have. Don't get away from RC. Don't. Well, what do you guys have guilty process? I'm sure we're gonna go. I have some really trashy reality shows. Yeah, don't you? Yeah. Well, what do you, you guys have guilty projects in short? I have some really trashy reality shows in my world. Yeah, what are they?

Come on. I watch a 90 day fiance. I watch every iteration of 90 day fiance. Guys. Which is like, including like before the 90 days, 90 days, I've got to be the other way. Yeah, that's amazing. I watch my 600 pound life.

It's my work, it's the company that produced it. Oh yeah, I know they're here. What are you doing here, all right? Yes. It's weird. And works with a company that proves that. Oh yeah, they got other heroes in here. Yes, it's weird. And Dr. Pimple Popper. Did you meet one? Oh God, I can't do that. But I have lots of stories that I probably can't tell right now. But I'll tell you later on.

Tell me later on. No, I can't watch Dr. Pimple Popper. No, that's gross. So I can watch Dr. Pimple Popper, but they have a new show that they started recently called The Tobro, which is like a podiatrist helping people with foot problems. That one I can't watch. It's like him sticking like shit under people's toenails and like cutting it like like TOUCHE! I watch Dr. Pill popper, they're like, oh next you know like the Tobro and I was like, oh I can try this, like I watch Dr. Pill popper.

This is nothing. And then like in the first 30 seconds I was was like grabbing the remote like no, no, I can't. I was laughing. You just turned up the volume and stuff. Oh my god. That was like that. The way now. So graphic. So graphic.

That doesn't sound fun. Yeah. That sounds like the worst. Okay. So those are some of yours. You got to have guilty plus your TV. Just shy that I watch. Yeah.

How much friends a lot? You do. I don't know if I would call it like guilty plus. Yeah. How much friends a lot? You do. I don't know if I would call it like guilty pleasure. Yeah, that's just like a... Well, I don't watch any reality TV. I don't watch any TV if it's not on demand. I'm not seeing it. Yeah.

Well, they have a lot of, like, especially on Hulu. There's a lot of reality shows on there and whatnot. I don't, yeah, I just feel like I don't have time to watch this stuff. I'm excited to watch. Do you ever watch a great British baking show? No Bake off. No

I think I'm thinking like it because it's British Oh, I like cool British stuff to I okay. I don't know how this works. Yeah, that's a great generalization about a group of people How do you feel about all the American shows? I don't most of it. I just don't really care for. You know what reality show that you guys should watch and what show you would fucking love Gus. It's called, there's different versions because there's different countries who do it. There's like an Australian one, a Canadian one.

I think there's a US one now, but it's called, uh, like border security. Oh, I've seen some of that. Yeah. Yeah, you would love that shit. I do. Yeah. What is it about? It's basically just documenting different airports. Depending on what country they're doing, they do like three or four different airports. There's one that they do, like people flying in. There's one like a border crossing if you're driving and like a third one, where they just document people coming in and the process of like, people trying to bring in illegal things or this person trying to smuggle in

whatever they are doing or like someone trying to get into the country to work illegally. And it's, I don't know, it's just so interesting to me. Yeah, it's weird having grown up, I think I've talked about this, I think I've talked about this in the documentary we did. It's weird having grown up on the border

because I took so much of that for granted. That's not like that was a common experience and then now only as an adult can I look back and be like, that was really weird to live right next to another country and to be able to walk into one and walk back and have it be no big deal. Wow. You can visit a ton of countries and never

interact with a border of one as well. What do you mean? Well, like, like, you actually lived physically near one. Oh, right. You could fly into the middle of a country. Obviously you got the app, yeah. Yeah, border. But yeah, I can see what that was there.

Yeah. It's a, what, where is that that you were watching that? The border security on Netflix. That's on Netflix. What's it called? It's border security, something frontline or like something like that. I'm sure if you just Google or not Google search in Netflix for border security. I'm gonna look all look it up. Border. I think the one that's on there is the American one. Border security America's front line. America's front line. There's also America's Frontline. America's Frontline.

There's also Canada's Frontline. Which is really good. Do you like the Canadian one? The Canadian one is probably my favorite one. Because it's like, they're trying to be friendly, but they're not. We'll hold on. What's this?

I see a potentially scandalous headline. Board of Security TV show canceled after Watchdog finds privacy violation. Maybe it's not nice. I mean, yeah, it's like a, I wouldn't want my crossing into a different country. Canada's border agency is pulling the plug on the Controversial Relative TV program

border security after the Federal Privacy Commissioner found the agency violated the rights of a construction worker filmed during a raid in Vancouver. So I guess the Canadian one is no longer made. Well, the American one is on Netflix. Check out an episode. They're only like 20-minute episodes. So I highly recommend it. I feel like I saw a similar show set in Australia. They do not really want to. Okay, maybe that's the one that I saw then. Yeah. Which is interesting because it's a lot of American tourists trying to come and work there or or do whatever Yeah, I really has pretty strict laws. They do because it's it's seen as such a chill place

It's like you got quarantine or you shit. You can't just come work. Well, I remember how much trouble you've Received trying to get into Canada Canada's got some of the meanest border people I've ever seen it does especially Toronto God, that is rude. They just talk told you like you're a piece of little shit, like stuck in the bottom of the... And they're gonna rip you off in four days in the shower. A little bit of Mary. Mm-hmm. The very first time I ever went to Australia,

it was the first time I'd been outside of the US besides like Mexico. And Jeff and I were both going down there for an event. And we got to the airport and we're like, hey, we're here to check in for our flight. And we showed up like two hours before the flight or whatever. And the person who was checking us in at the airport here

in Austin was like, okay, great. Do you have your visas? And I was like, no, what's that? They're like, you need a visa to visit Australia. I was like, oh, how do I get that? They're like, normally you do that well before you get to the airport. She's like, you're in luck.

I'm gonna help you do it right now. So she helped us, we walked us through the airport, she's like, you're in luck. I'm going to help you do it right now. So like she helped us, it got me like walked us through the process of getting it. Michael and Lindsay might have had to do that before RTX Australia went to. Yes. Where it's like, they, they filed something but they did it wrong.

So they had to do it before boarding the flight. Like they had already gone through a full security and everything. And like done the layover and LAX or wherever we were. And it was like before getting on the plane, they had to like do it right there on their phone. Yeah, most countries you can't just stroll into. This one you can't. Can't really. They're pretty strict about that.

I mean, you can if you have either like a leaving date or place like, if you say where you're staying in the country. It depends where you're coming from. I guess I'm from Canada so I have to do anything. I think people get spoiled traveling on an American passport because you can really go to a lot of places visa-free but you do need a visa sometimes. Great things have as a Brit. Is it European possible?

You go and work and live anywhere in the EU. It's a good system. It works. You're going to change your passport soon. Oh, man. I like this one. What are you going to do with your ult? Do you get to keep it? Well, I just snip the corner off and yeah, it's invalid. Sure. You just hold it off the corner when you present to someone. Luckily, the queen doesn't get, need to get a new one, right? She doesn't have one, right? That's how we figured out the queen doesn't need one. Because all passports are in her name.

Technically, they're all her Majesty's whatever. Her Majesty's passport. Her Majesty's whatever. She herself could just go wherever. Wherever? Lucky her. Yeah, that. So she just he's passed whatever she herself could just go wherever Wherever lucky other places she can't go Where can the queen my god there places the queen can't go Where's your favorite place you've gotten to Jessica? Oh?

Countries were Elizabeth or Queen Elizabeth. This thing can be charged with a crime I mean when you have an empire for a short while, not that she specifically had it. Oh, no, this is just in general. Okay. There's no particular, okay. I love it if there's like a pub in the East End. She's a band, she wanted it, she got well-layered. She could picture up on the wall.

Yeah, in every country except for one. Oh my God, guess the country. I don't know what country this is. It's a map with no name, so give me a second to figure it out. Can it? I'm not for the name. It must be like, give a spoiler.

It must be like an old territory of some sort. Dan's your question, Barb. Yeah, yeah. Either England or Ireland. I have you have to go to Scotland, but I swear if I had like a past life or some shit, I love England, Ireland and Scotland. Scotland's amazing. Yeah, I feel like I'd love it. I need some shit, I'm I love England Ireland Scotland. It's gone amazing

Yeah, I feel like I'd love it. I need to go that's pretty good. Yeah, I'd love to go there It's just so magical and the cottages and just Harry Potter So old South Sudan What about North Sudan? No totally fine in North Sudan or Sudan She's protected by diplomatic but not sovereign immunity. So what's the crime? So interesting.

No, like she in theory is what they're saying. But there's nothing like... There's no pending. There is no pending immunity. No, I don't mean to get it specifically her, but is there like country beef that's preventing like it would be a crime if she ended? I don't think so. Okay.

Was the error 51 rate today? No, right? That's not the... That's not the second. I thought it was so. Okay. Was the error 51 rate today? No, right? That's not the... That's not the second. I thought it was the 20th. Oh, or the 20th. What is it today? That's not the one in the chat just said what happened

with the rate in the chat. Do you book your flights? It was canceled. What? The rate was canceled? That's what I see here. Quirino Popular Mechanics. You mean a bunch of people didn't want to go

and get shot? September 20th. Huh. I also was just told that... mechanics. You mean a bunch of people didn't want to go and get shot? September 20th. I also was just told that in book smart, the girl who plays that girl who kind of looks like Jon Hill is his sister. Damn, barbs. So that would explain that's great. A lot of things. Yeah. Wow. Oops. I mean, I'm just like, it's crazy. The first time looks so... We like you.

I'm like, how's the show? Well. Yeah, I do need to go to Wales. That I apparently have family in Wales that I didn't know about. Well, it's nice to. Yeah. What's your hair? What's your sheep?

I know your Italian and... I am Italian, Portuguese, and Irish. Oh. Yeah. It's a mixture of shit. That's a great video of a guy who walks across Wales in a straight line. Do you see that? I think he just picked the shortest point from the point in England to the ocean in Wales. It was like 30 miles or something. But he just had to walk in a straight line. He didn't even want to like, deviate around a fence. He would just go over and like through people's property.

It's a really fascinating series. It was like five videos. They're all shot on a GoPro. What if there was a wall? Climate. Okay. If there was someone's property, he would just like sneak through it.

What if he, yeah, if there was a house, just walk through that. Yes. I mean, no, don't go through the house, but you would just like try and stay on his line as much as possible. And it was gripping stuff. I really enjoyed it.

Did you see, it's talking about a guy walking in straight lines. Did you see that, tweet that Jessica Negri retweeted? I think it was either earlier today or last night about the guy just like walking into things or walking over things. Oh, no. I sent it to the broadcast booth, but it's like

Oh, just casually. Yeah, wow Just like and it's how long is this video's a Three and a half minutes long and it's just it's just that like him in counter offenses or kind of stuff as if like liquid would flow Yeah, right. Are you think like oh? like, liquid would flow over it. Yeah. Right. Or you think like, oh, yeah, this person's gonna really hurt themselves. Oh no, he's totally fine.

He goes completely limp in some of those two, which is, and like doesn't hurt himself or that we see. Right. Yeah, you only see the ones that work. He's broken his foot three times. Yeah, that's weak. Speaking of like weird movements, can we rewind and talk about the Matrix again real fast?

Sure. The first Matrix, I was obsessed with that one. I feel like that was the first movie Speaking of like weird movements, can we rewind and talk about the Matrix again real fast? Sure. The first Matrix, I was obsessed with that one. I feel like that was the first movie where I saw things I've never seen before. Right? That was the first of its kind, right? Using wires in the flying in the air that I can remember. Wires was popular like in some, like Hong Kong, like action flick stuff.

Yeah. Okay. But I mean, as far as like Americans in a way, yeah, I don't think it was that big. Like the slow motion with the camera. Yeah, time slice was, I was probably like the first English speaking mainstream time slice movie. As far as I know, what was the other, the one that did it first?

There's definitely a movie that didn't, did it before the Matrix. There was? I'm pretty sure there was, but the Matrix, but that was like the first, for everyone knew it from the Matrix. Yeah. The first application of Bulletin was depicted in a scene from the 1962 movie Zots. Wow, I wasn't thinking about that. There was a different one, though, I was thinking of it.

I didn't know it that early. I'm trying to see if the clip here. You like a lot of movies that I like. Like we talked about, interstellar a lot. I'm surprised that you like the Matrix. Why? Just turn out a lot of girls who like the Matrix. I love the Matrix. I get another generalization about a group of people. Interesting.

I mean, I personally don't know a ton of people. I've only watched it with dudes. Well, there's two awesome women right here. I love the Matrix. Two out of two women on the set love the Matrix. Well, that's great. Yeah. No, I mean, I just thought it was so cool. Like, I was obsessed with Trinity. She's obviously about us. Yeah. We watched the Matrix in philosophy class. We watched it in school too. Yeah. It was cool.

Yes. For one of my film classes, I think probably, Yeah, it was amazing. It was amazing. It was cool. For one of my film classes, I think probably, yeah, it's just good for so many things in Matrix, so. Yeah, it's great, mini. So solid. Yeah. This bullet time is not what we're thinking of. That's not what we're thinking of.

Okay. It's just like a guy moving slowly and dodging a bullet. Yeah. Cool. It's cool. Not at all. Sorry to get everyone's hopes up. I wish I was the matrix of school.

So you excited for Matrix 4? I didn't, then they went downhill. That's what I was gonna say. I don't know. I felt the same way at the time, but I want to rewatch them. I feel like maybe I didn't understand them or maybe I missed something about that. Is Kyari going to be in it? Good question. I think he has an age. I didn't understand them or maybe I missed something about it. Because Kyari is gonna be in it.

Good question. I think he has an age. So like, he could probably be in it and still look fine. Wasn't there an orgy in the second one? There was like a rave. Okay, but it was sexual. What do I think was an orgy? Was it sexual speaking?

Yeah, Kyari and Moss are both attached. The second one had good moments. The second one had a really good belly brawl. The highway chase was nuts. It was crazy. They built a mile long road for it. That's why movies are magical, man. I just forget what happened in the third one. I really...

The third one is that the one where you have to put his hand into like Trinity's heart? To pull out a bullet. Yeah. Yeah, because most of those two movies, he's like seeing visions of her falling. Her landing on the car. Yeah. Which is the one falling through the, out of the building with the agent. Which is the one with all the agents miss? That's the brother's death. Well, in the third one, the ends with a bunch of Smiths as well. Okay. So the second as well. Okay.

So the second two movies. Yeah. The second two movies. Second, the, the second. Yeah. But that's not very clear. In two and three.

The second and the, yeah. Of the trilogy. I think I only watched the second and third movie once and it was like when I first came here. But the first matrix I've seen, a dozen time, a million times. Oh yeah. When Matrix II came out, but the first Matrix I've seen a dozen time in India.

When Matrix 2 came out, I was living in Puerto Rico. And so it came out a week later in Puerto Rico than it did in the United States. So I knew that Bernie and Jeff were going to watch it in Austin a week before me. So I told them, don't tell me anything about the movie, whether it's good or bad, like, just don't talk to me about Matrix 2 until I get a chance to watch it in the theater.

And they're like, great, okay, yeah, no problem. So then like a week passes and I watch it and like we're all using the all this semester at the time of the semester. I'm like, that wasn't good, right? Like that was weird. You should've told me right now. And they were like, yeah, you told us not to say anything. Yeah, like, it's not gonna happen with a Game of Thrones finale when I was on a plane. No. I might have told it on the podcast, but I don't know if I told you, but like just to'm gonna say it. Yeah, like, I thought it happened with a Game of Thrones finale when I was on a plane.

No. I might have told it on the podcast, but I don't know if I told you, but like, just to kind of summarize it, I was on a plane that landed at the same time that Game of Thrones was gonna be finishing. And remember that finale episode? And there was a guy sitting next to me on the plane,

and there was a stewardess from the flight crew who was sitting directly in front of him. I had one of those... Jump seats. Jump seats. And apparently one of them had Wi-Fi and he was talking to her loudly and they were like right next to me.

He's like, yeah, just getting word of the Game of Thrones finale and I was literally just holy fuck, shut up, shut up, shut up. And he's like, yeah, like all my friends are like, really, really disappointed, really bummed out. And I'm just like, oh my god, like at one point, I had to be like, I'm sorry, but can you just not talk about this for like, did you say that? Yes.

I was like, I've been waiting years for this. Like, this is important. She needs to, even I just said it. And he's like, well, we're not spoiling anything. I was like, even saying people's reactions to this, we're spoiling it for me in some way. I hate that. We're not spoiling anything.

The ply. And it was, it wasn't even when we were in the air, it was after we had already landed and we're taxying that they started talking about it. And I'm like, we're going to be off this plane in 15 minutes. Like, just, just, fucking wait. And even though you're not, they're not spoiling anything, they're giving you that the feeling of being disappointed is in your brain now when you watch it.

If you're already like, it's still, or just like knowing certain things aren't gonna happen because if they did, people might feel happier, like whatever it is. It's like the same thing when someone's like, oh, you're gonna love the twist in that movie. It's like, well, I didn't know there was a twist,

but now I do know that. We didn't tell you, we didn't tell you. It's like, well yeah, now I'm looking for it. Like, that's not gonna be thinking the whole time. It's like, what is this? What's that, what's gonna happen? Yeah, we didn't tell you. Like, well, yeah, now I'm looking for it. Like, that's not gonna be thinking the whole time. It's like, what is this? What's that, what's gonna happen? Yeah, makes it the same thing. She saw, we saw once, Pona time in Hollywood.

And I think Wes had just said to her, oh, there's like a, there's a twist. So Meg was watching the whole movie, expecting some huge twist, but the twist was kind of just like, it was just a flipped version of reality. Wasn't really a, like in Glowers backwards. Yeah, but she got to the was kind of just like, it was just a flipped version of reality. Wasn't really a... Like in Glorious Bad Fords.

Yeah. But she got to the end and she was like, oh, well, that was, what did the whole thing expect? And now she probably feels, yeah, it feels just kind of like, oh, especially let down or something like three hours maybe like that. You're just like waiting the whole time. Yeah. Three hours, two hours, 45.

I forget how long. It's close to three. Yeah. It's the same. It's three In round long it's long. Mm-hmm. Little too long. Well speaking of a flight Wasn't there like a drunken woman on a plane? There was I heard I read an art but I don't I just saw the headline I was like what there was a there was a stewardess there was a flight attendant on a united flight who Was drunk on the plane they said said that there's a video of her that she slurred through the safety speech

at the beginning, didn't quite finish it, but sat down in her seat and passed out. And different to the woman who climbed up into the bins. This is different. Oh, okay. What was that woman do it? I don't remember that one. Would she also apply to tennis?

Yes. What? Both of them worked for the crew? This was a different that one. Would she also apply to tennis? Yes. I think. Both of them worked for the crew? This was a different flow. Oh, yeah, but still the weird things. I think it was like, it was an, I think that was an out of context photo. Like she was like trying to be funny or something.

Oh, yeah, I didn't, I don't remember any story. Yeah, but it was like, did this woman get fired? She was arrested when they landed. She was illegal. Yeah, because like, you know, because she's in charge of safety. Right, and she was the only flight attendant on the plane.

No, my God. How did people get their food and their snacks? You know, you know, some peanuts. Let's see. Not about safety. Just when are we going to get our snacks? I might want to food. So it was a regional flight from... Okay, the police met her when it landed in South Bend, Indiana. Wow.

They said someone on the flight said the soul flight attendant on the flight slurred her in-flight safety speech, stopped after 10 seconds. I know this is not funny, but it's... I'm just a measurement. Alright, fucker, it's okay. Welcome to the flight. You should probably go to the flight. You should probably go to South Bend.

You should go to, fuck it and do up your seat belt. If you don't have fucking do this, then your piece of shit. Yeah. It's what I was point 204, which was five times the legal limit for flight attendance. If the crash, some of the wood does the doors. Just keep your hands in our most-side field. There might be more doors after a crash. Did you see that video that I posted on YouTube

where he was the only passenger on a plane? Yeah. Why is it so cool? I don't know how much. What's the next one? How did it fly? Isn't that like... Because they need the plane and the crew

at the next destination. So they got to move them anywhere. Because I've heard of people's flights being canceled because the flight was undersold. I assume they just needed thissold. I see them. They just needed this plane. I got unsafe to fly something though. It's not.

If you watch the video at one point, he's filming out the side because ground crew is loading sandbags into the plane. He's like, what are you doing? They're like putting bags on the plane because it's too light. They're like, yeah, why do you have to be in a light? Or science class now. I'm ready. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

You got to have a certain, they get lighters, they fly. Right, but they have a certain amount of weight in them already. Like they said, they have a certain way to like, it's like, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo You're like, it's his bag here, like, walks in. That guy must have the biggest carbon footprint of anyone on the planet right now. The whole plane took off just for him. It's a whole, like, commercial jet. It's a really good video. It's only like a minute and a half long.

What would you do? I would sit and I would just like walk around and just plop my button every seat just because. Would you really, would you get bored off like Thursday, just? I probably would. My knees would have started to hurt. I'd like, I can go see with the flight attendants.

Oh, we lost the project. And you just hear. I think I've heard my voice. I think it was Roman. I can remember when they do the safety announcement. In flight safety thing, they're like for him, they address him by name. It's like, you know, Jack, if you need any help, you can help let us know who we are.

Whatever. I mean, it's like a cost of an emergency. Like, if you know, Jack, if you need any help, you can help let us know who we are, whatever. I mean, it's like, Joseph and emergency, Jack, you wanna take your life jacket? Yeah. Like, and all these other life jackets, why not? Yeah. There was like what, three crew members?

Or something? At least, yeah, because I mean, there's the pilot, co-pilot, and then, at least one pilot. I think there's like two or three flight attendants. Or there? Yeah. This woman, I'm just so curious, what made her thing? Probably nothing to get onto the plane. Drunk as she was. Just to like carry her business. Maybe she had a bad day. Maybe she was just down. Interesting because she probably wouldn't

have been found out. I had to be having not done the announcement because a lot of planes, they don't have anyone. We'll do it. They just have a recording? Well, they said that she passed out and that the passengers could see that like her phone was ringing and nobody she wasn't answering it. No, I thought they really do talk about it. Sometimes they do sometimes they don't have a small plane. Yeah, sometimes it's just a player recording. Like they play. Oh, the recording with the green. Yeah, it's like the video thing about. But they still like say like welcome to flight. Yeah, that's the like stuff.

That's like talking stuff on route. Because then they take like really long break sometimes with the team what they're saying. Like is she is she done? I can still hear the static. Wait. Oh, there she goes. All right, that piss you off.

No, I'm just like, you're just on it. I'm just kind of like doing this. And can I get back to my thing? Yeah. All right, well, you're just on it. I'm just kind of like doing this. And. Can I get back to my thing? Yeah. All right. Well, let's wrap this up. So thanks everybody for watching.

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