Rooster Teeth Podcast - Who Broke the Door? - #441

Episode Date: July 14, 2017

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I'm Bernie Burns. I'm Chris. Chris. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened? What? How'd you mess up the intro? It's our names.

I was gonna say, well, you said Bernie Burns, and I said I'm Chris, and then I was going to say Chris Demeris, because I was, I didn't say my last name. So now your name is Chris Chris. Chris Chris. It's going to say it again. Hey, let's start over with name. Hey everybody, we'll get to the Rishi's podcast. I'm Bernie Burns.

I'm Chris Demeris. Patrick Matthews. Bethany Finestein. Patrick, do we get to give you a sedate version of you today? Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty chill. It's been a long week He's been wasted for like a week. Yeah, I came in at like we recording this at 5 p.m. at 4 o'clock I saw him with a glass of plastic champagne fluid. Well, I don't know what it was. It was champagne and red bull mimosa

Combo, what is that? I've never heard that my life. I just invented it today champagne and then pour some red balloon. Red balloon it. Because he was tired, but all I wanted to do was. Because you didn't have OJ? No, I'm tired. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. So right after RTX, I went to Orlando for two days

and bummed around Universal Studios and did the exact same thing. Did you do the Harry Potter ride? Yeah. Is that the most incredible thing? It's pretty dope. Yeah, I mean, it's like, what that says to me is that is what the future of VR is. People are going to go to places to do VR.

I don't think they're gonna do it in their living room. That was my favorite one that we did just a couple months ago. It was so fun. I went through four ones. Oh, did you? You did the interactive garbage? I broke one and then made that,

well I was like, tell them why you broke it. All right, so I dropped it because I've been drinking and it shattered the tip. And then I didn't know that. Shattered the tip. Shattered the tip. Okay, so the number of times I've been drunk

if she added my tip. Oh, once or twice. But so I took it back and I was like, hey, this isn't working, it's weird, I don't know. And they were like, oh, we'll fix it for you for free. Yeah, no problem. So I got another one. And then the next day,

I got jazzed now, now that I'm a Harry Potter expert. Yeah. What won did you get? So originally I got like one of the originals that's not like a copy of somebody else's. But after a while, I was like, this is ugly and stupid. All these other ones are way cooler.

So I went back and I was like, hey, can I trade out this one for a serious black wand? Because serious black is a really cool wand. And I'm like, nah, you can't really do that. And I was like, but I want to. So let's do it. And they were like, all right, cool. So I switched that one out.

Then I had the interactive one, right? And then on the last day, I was like, well, this interactive thing's not doing me any good when I'm not here. And then the collector's wand, which is cheaper, is like, it's got an iron core, whereas the interactive one is hollow. Yeah. It's like heavier. No, it means the actual mitt wand. Yeah. Because inside, don't they have like unicorn hair and Phoenix feathers or something? Yeah, sure they do. So that I went to the store and I'm looking at it. And I didn't have my receipt or box this time. So I knew I couldn't switch it out.

So I just put it in the box, took the other one. He stole from... You stole from... Listen, listen, but I did a robin to the deal because I gave a more expensive wand and took a cheaper wand. No, you disappointed some kid, you don't care about how much it costs?

No, no, no, no, that kid's gonna be so happy because they're gonna think they bought the cheaper $40 wand. But what if they went out? They're gonna pull it out and they're gonna have an interactive one. But what if they don't want to really have never raised children before, ever? They'll be so happy.

And then if they're not, customers always right there, like they'll switch it out. They did it for me four times. Wow, okay. I was just about to do it. Yeah, we want to make sure before we get too far in. We want to thank the sponsor for this podcast

is Pro Flowers. And we'll talk more about them a little bit later in the podcast, right? Before we do something else, that's fun. Yeah. Ever been Harry Potter World? I went it first open. I wanna go again because they have new stuff.

Yeah, is that true? You got to buy two tickets now though to do the whole Harry Potter experience. Although you had that butter beer. Oh, it's good. I thought it was actual beer, but it's not. It's not. It's not good. What is it?

It's like butter scotch. Butter scotch, which who likes butter scotch? Like that's the worst candy of all. It's cream soda with like a butter scotch later on top. Super foul. They want you to like drink that whole thing and then ride or ride. Yeah, it's not good.

Daddy had one sip and wanted to wait half an hour before he rode it. I thought that was bearded and I was very disappointed. I thought it was great. Did you get that frozen one? Yeah, it was disgusting. I'm with you. I thought it was great.

Yeah. But you guys like sweets. Yes, and it is one of the greatest bains of my existence that my kids don't like sweet stuff. I like to break. I can't bribe them. I mean, for anything. It's like, oh, you got to finish your meal or you will get dessert. They're like, I don't want dessert. Deal. Deal. Deal. Yeah. You got it. I'm out of here. Yeah. So I ended up drinking three butter beers because well two and a half Teddy took once of his was like and then JD drank half because this has too much sugar That's literally what he said and so I was like I don't 20 bucks each or whatever they were yeah, we also ran into a problem where I

I listen I ran into a situation where I could have been equally as devious as you but I had my kids with me and I felt like I had a set a good example where we had these badges where you get to the front of the line. That's the best way to do it. Once though, I didn't know it was only once. Yeah. So they scanned it and then the next time you go back to that ride, which Chris, you would want to ride this Harry Potter thing again, they're like, oh no, you've already gone to the front of the line once, you got to go to the normal line. 120 minutes in this case. Oh, so we got like in around the first bend.

And then I saw that there was just like an open chain to the other area. We could just walked in to the front of the line. Line, they weren't going to scan our badge anymore. They were just going to see that we had them at that point. I know how events work, Bethany. Oh, yeah. I knew nobody was gonna be at the end of the line scanning, so I thought we could just step in there. We had a family discussion about it, about whether or not we wanted to be scumbags. And we collectively decided to be. I was outvoted to one. No, we don't want to.

I would have voted to be. It's 120 minutes of the line. I know. And you paid a lot for that express ticket. You can buy one though. That's even more expensive where it's like on the time of the line. I know, and you paid a lot for that express ticket. You can buy one though, that's even more expensive where it's like on time to. Oh my gosh. Or if you bought two express tickets,

does that work, is that cheaper? Yeah, well they do like fingerprint thing. So it's like, they do. Wait, they do? I don't remember that. Oh yeah, they say go retinal scan? No, no, you like scan your ticket, then you gotta put your finger in.

And like my fingerprints change every single day. So I always had like a not detected, not detected. What do you mean? What does that mean? This is the thing, you have to do lockers as well for the rides. That, I do. No, no, no, no.

And you have to thumbprint, but to get into there, you have to do a thumbprint or a fingerprint, and every single time it would be like, doesn't work and they'd be like, flicker finger on your shirt, try it again, and it would be like three or four times before my finger would work. This is a thing with you, something wrong with my fingers.

How did you discover it? Wait, was this just that you skipped? This place? Ah, that's not real. I don't believe it. It is a thing with you. Something wrong with my fingers. How did you discover it? Wait, was it just that you skipped it? This place? Oh, that's not real. I don't believe it. It's true. Do you see it? Are you gonna memorize it for later, Chris?

Do you see this? It's like investigating his fingers. There's two hours. Come back tomorrow, we're gonna look again and we're gonna see if there's the same finger. So yeah, my friends wouldn't let me read lockers anymore because every time we tried to do it, they'd be like, not found.

Do you have an iPhone? Yeah. Can you unlock it with your finger? Yeah. And you have any problems with it? Yeah. I notice if it's even the least bit wet, that thing doesn't work at all. And like you can't drive it off enough to where it'll work. It's like, now you're locked out. It's like that grease all over it from my greasy fingers. Let me ask you guys a relationship question while we're on this topic.

A relationship question? I've brought this up on the podcast before. Okay. So actually, and I brought this up on the podcast before. So, actually and I had this thing where, she knows my passcode and her thumbprint is on my phone, because I don't have anything to hide. Right. And it was also like this on her phone for a long time. And one day, I don't know what happened. That's not the case anymore. She has a different passcode.

And I can't get into her phone anymore. And she says it was from an update. Yeah, it's gotta be an update. No, she told me about this. But she also still hasn't told me the code. She doesn't want you to be on phone. She hasn't told me the code either. But it was a convenience thing because her phone anymore. And she says it was from an update. Yeah, it's gotta be an update. No, she told me about this. But she also still hasn't told me the code. She doesn't want you to be an adult. She hasn't told me the code either. But it was a convenience thing because her phone was nearby.

I was gonna check a movie time. I know that goes. And that was it. So, should I be worried about that? I don't know. That's a yes. That's a, I don't know.

Oh. What you hit that third register. I mean, I love Ashley. Yeah. That takes a lot of trust anyway. I don't think I'd ever give anyone my passcode to love Ashley. That, that's, that's makes a lot of trust anyway. I don't think I'd ever give anyone my passcode to my phone. Oh, Chris. I wouldn't give anybody my browser history.

That one, I'm pretty much like. That's like a stream of consciousness of your brain. If I could read like my search history for a month straight, I would hate myself probably. Really? Bye. All the weird, a man shit that I like, try to look up. I don't know.

I'm trying to, I look up Gavin or Google stuff all the time, first of all, you know. Why wouldn't you want someone else to? Like last week I probably was looking up polar bear penises because, Oh, that's fine. Gus and Gavin were talking to me that a polar bear's penis is an actual bone.

And it's one of the effects of climate change. Oh, I know, I know. It's called a bacula. That's not true. Oh no, that's true. I'm looking at And it's one of the effects of climate change. Oh, no, no, no. It's called a bacula. That's not true. Oh, no, that's true. That is true. And one of the effects of climate change, seeing Patrick, this will horrify you,

it's making their baculas brittle and they're breaking their penis bone. So then they're just like, You're gonna be a nurse or just history too over there, Bethany. Ooh, this one is like spread eagle, right? It's like fucking like Google it. A spread eagle polar bear?

Yes, I didn't know they could lie like that. Chris, how did you, that totally changed my opinion to polar bear? Yeah, my eyes were open. I realized I could spread it. Look at this one, has this leg kicked up? Well, let me see the problem. Well, that's just, they caught it in a moment.

I don't see the problem. So for those, you've been on the podcast before, both of you, you guys have both been on always open as well. But just for people, since this is the Thursday podcast, Patrick, why don't you tell us what you do at the company and then Bethany, you tell us what you do as well. I'm not sure. I just sort of showed up and they let me stick around. I know. You used to work in live action. I did. Yeah. So it was an intern. I started as an intern. Then I was a PA in live action, then production coordinator. And then I switched over to events

and now I'm an events coordinator. Now it was life as meaning. What's an events coordinator? Like what does that mean? I did RTX all by myself. Yeah, completely totally by myself. It's exactly right. So everything bad that happened, you can blame me. The bad stuff wasn't me. No, yeah. No, I help out for RTX, I did specifically the screenings, all of our internal booths, the brush square stuff, probably some other stuff here and there. Dude, I had such a good time, Friday night. I had to, I had to. I got the honor of doing the Q&A for any circus.

Right, right. Angel Latteri, the visual effects supervisor for War from the Planet of the Apes. And he was our keynote speaker. It's crazy Bethany. So Bethany's playing what you do so I can praise you. Oh, God, I mean, I run the events department. So all of our TXs, let's play lives, all that good stuff.

So every time that Gus and Barbara sit on the podcast and talk about how they're not involved with RTX anymore, you are that person. I am. Who has like stripped all the power. But I'm building up my team underneath me now so that I can give it to them. Yeah, we'll do it.

I don't know. Coordinator over here, can you do it? Yeah, I got it. Okay. Why not? Going to London in a little bit? Yeah, it's making happen. Going to Sydney after that?

Yeah, I keep holding that over his head. I'm like, if you fuck up, you're not going to London. I heard about my ticket. I'm going. We had our first fuck up. See, that's 22. I mean, I didn't buy it. See, I now you always have to be careful

because, you know, the guy who buy it. See, I know he said to be careful because, you know, the guy who plays Spider-Man now, Tom Holland, they won't let him read the Infinity War script, the big ones, the Avengers scripts, because he keeps yakking. Yeah, he just talks, releases information. I also do, but I do it for all the Bethany stuff. Bernie, you do release information too soon.

Yeah, got to know what's the secret. I think I announced literally everyone who was going to RKX Sydney. He did. We were like, Bernie, we're kind of waiting on that. It's funny for me that I get the text like late night, you know, like, okay, Bernie just told someone, or told everyone about like this new guest

that's coming and like, fuck, fuck. Okay, well, we still have all these other people in the next week. Well, Bernie just told them about that too and I'm like, fuck, fuck. Okay, well, we still have all these other people in the next week. Well, Bernie just told them about that too, and I'm like, fuck, okay. I remember watching some panel with Brandon streaming, and you announced a project that we didn't even know, you're like, I think it was laser team,

but as before we knew we were working on laser team, you're like, and we're working on a feature, and I was like, we are? Matt did that, that's how I found it. Matt did that during the founding fathers panel. He just like goes, you know, and we're working on a feature and I was like, we are? Matt did that in the founding fathers panel. He just goes, you know, and we're making our next feature blood fast. And we're like, well, that was an announcement. Yeah.

Did it live streaming for those days? I saw the chase about that and I didn't know it was going to be announced either. Yeah. I don't think anyone did. It's crazy. I just kind of like dropped it subtly. But, yeah, so Bethany gets on my case whenever I do that.

You also run a play. You did kind of play. Live. Yeah. So we just came off of that tour in April. Wait, we're going to view? No, you weren't with me yet. No, but that's me, Manu, Jamie. It'll be your new thing.

He's going to take over some of the let's play like live event coordination. Oh my God, good luck, sir. That is sad. Picture the two of us on the tour bus together? Just madness. Yeah, taking care of this. But yeah, that was really fun.

Yeah, it's like being like parents on the worst like school trip ever, I would imagine. Yeah, it was fun though. Did you get a deposit on that bus? You know, our partners in that handled that portion, so thankfully it was kind of like, it's out of our hands. See, that's an RT life I want. I want the itemized damages to the bus, and after the let's play a live tour, and why are we going to get our full deposit back?

Yeah, I don't know. I think we were actually pretty good this time around, but I know at RTX in the past, I've had to pay for things that were damaged. Really? Would you vote for our damaged? I guess I can say this now. It's been a couple of years. Our first time at the JW 2015, I had to pay for a new hotel door.

A door? To the presidential suite. Why? Because of a certain someone in the company who says it wasn't as fault, but they thought Gus and Esther were having sex in there, but they were not. And so the presidential suite has a door and another door because there's like a kitchen area

and then like the main entrance. It's huge. Yeah, by the way, it should point out, we get a lot of rooms at these hotels. For free. And if you get a bunch of them, then they give you stuff like this. Yeah, by the way, it should point out, we get a lot of rooms at these hotels. For free. And if you get a bunch of them, then they give you stuff like this. Yeah, because we're spending, you know,

everyone's staying there. It's not like we're paying for this room, you know, like it's a nice little place for like our guests to meet or whatever. So, like you can see, so I guess this person, late night, I can't say it. Who is it? Who is it?

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From the hallway. To the key corridor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what the fuck were they doing? And I was like, oh, they're calling his own, I bet like an attendee got kind of crazy. And I was like, it was someone on your master account. And I was like, fuck my life.

Like, who could this be? And then I've heard who it was. And I was like, God dammit. And. Showing your talent, what did the person do? So they, because they didn't, they thought someone was in the room because the key wasn't openings or actually the key worked but you know the latch thing was on. Yeah.

And so they tried to reach in there, it's like they're having a tattooed arm. To open it? No. No. No one- Were they shouting to the door in the British accent? It wasn't him, it wasn't him. And it wasn't him.

Okay, those special cells are. They didn't realize that they could just go to the right door and that's the one that worked because they had locked the door and they're pretty shatter. It wasn't him, and it wasn't him. Okay, those cash and sales are. They didn't realize they could just go to the right door, and that's the one that worked because they had locked the door and obviously gone out the other door. So they could have just used the other door. They were old and dumb. I know, I don't know.

I don't get it. So yeah, so I bought the JW a new door in 2015. How much does a new door to the JW Marriott presidential sweet cost? Yes. $3,000. Yeah, there you go. I was gonna say $2,500.

There's about that much. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to. Where's the old door? Do we get the old door? We didn't get the old door. Come on. We can make all that suite door recycling.

I'll give them a call. I'll give them a call. You guys still got that door? You guys got that door? From three RCXs. Call this buddy down to the holiday inn. Yeah. I got a deal for you. I got a new president.

So we don't give out that room anymore. That's fine. Is that why we lost it? I mean, we still have it. Now I want to know what, really? We do it. So this is something I've always wondered. Now then, if we have this room,

because I'm assuming we've still had it, the idea was that I went to an event in New York that YouTube put on and they rent out for like 200 creators, they rent hotel rooms in a really nice hotel, like one of these like hipster hotels in like the village in Manhattan. And then they also got the presidential suite which was like a two floor really, like something to you know, movie, badass hotel room. And their solution for that was they gave all of the creators at YouTube a card to go into the penthouse whenever they wanted

to. We had our own rooms, but we could just go there at all hours a night. That ended up being the coolest part of the event, because you just got to hang out with people. So many collaborations for things I saw for years were made at that. So I suggested the Bethany, hey, do we get something like that for the hotel?

We should leave it open to our RTX guests. And- Wait, which guests? Like just like you may have special guests? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that year was like our staff and then the special guests. Oh yeah, we had that last year.

Yeah. Well, we had that for the Hilton. Like you guys had the sweets at the Hilton. What? No, I don't know anything about that. You didn't stay there? I still, well, I had a hotel room. Oh, but he's saying like, he's saying like a specific suite. Like, I'm talking about the presidential suite the hilton what no i don't think about that you didn't stay there i still like i had a hotel room but he's saying like he's saying like a specific sweet like

you i'm talking about the presidential suite at the uh... when we can all go into that and that's where we lost our privileges not only that but you don't even you can't even imagine how much the room service bill was that year i can believe it i can imagine a cry to pay it how much is that more than the door. More than door. Oh, you would just have to order in room service?

People, well that's why, for the first year, there were not really any rules and people would bring other people and then they'd order 12 dozen fucking chicken wings and like- They're like, I'm gonna have two tubs of ice cream and I'm gonna order this and I'm gonna order that. What a bunch of jackass.

So we don't have that privilege anymore. So, but we do have the room. We have the room. So I'm gonna get into the bottom of this. I mean we don't we don't have the room. I always like maybe over here. Do you stay in it? I mean we're not gonna say who stayed in. We're not gonna say yes or no. Really? Someone probably spent the night maybe like 10 people. Maybe like 15, 20 people. Maybe we have orgies in there. I don't know. It's possible. Well, some of us were there until four it as long as you bang each other not the doors than your fun we're not being indoors burning that's not happening there are other things

being banged but not no more planning to stay in the presidential sweet co-could i ask you question can i see question and what you answer this question honestly did the person who broke the door did they stay in it this year no that that that that person fucked it up for everybody else. No, no, no. So now this is a selective thing.

So now you're like dangling this thing. Oh yeah. Okay. Well, I, Matt will have it next year, I'm sure. Matt will have a matter Ezra will hear about this and be like, no, I'll just take that. You guys have the nice, I'm actually curious what yours looks like now.

What am I, what? You're sweet. It's like a Hilton. It's a Hilton. So it's like a corner hotel. I'm actually curious what yours looks like now. What am I? What's your sweet? It's like a Hilton. It's a Hilton. So it's like a corner hotel. You were too sweet. You're supposed to be the nicest. It's very nice.

I have no complaints. I have zero complaints. It's so nice to be able to be right there next to the convention center and go back and forth. But we had to walk like three blocks to get there. I mean, it was like miles burning. Dude, they're building a hotel that has skywalk. It goes. Fairmont? Yeah. We have that next year. Oh, so excited. You're going to have a hotel. The skywalk. The goes.

Fairmont? Yeah. We have that next year. Oh, so excited. You have a skywalk to the convention center? Yeah, we have a next year. Little skybridge. Do you know where we're staying?

I don't have to go outside this time. I still like the JW best, but if you want to check out the the fairmont next year, we can. Yeah, I mean, we're living like a fat cat up in the penthouse. That's why. I mean, you know, did you have party? A party?

Did you see my Snapchat on Wednesday? Yeah. With Patrick? I can't go back and my Snapchat on Wednesday? Yeah. With Patrick? I can't go back and look at it now. Wednesday. I saved the video. Wednesday, like yesterday? No, last week. Okay. We move in on Wednesday.

We didn't, we haven't moved out. The events team moves in on Wednesday. And it got pretty well. It did get a little bit wild. We might have seen some penises. And by some, and by some, I mean one. Not on Snapchat. I Had to delete some stuff

Did you really who's penis was that? Oh? It's weird Well, the story is until half a story on the podcast her What we decided to be fun to like play some old-school songs we ordered some champagne my pants were getting really heavy He was getting like did you get drunk? No. Okay. He would never. No. He would never ever ever ever ever.

But Patrick and Sean watch the fuck out. Seriously. Yeah. Not in the bad way. He didn't choke anyone very well. I feel like my first Christmas party I was like, I'm getting fired. I just remember Matt Holmes face.

Cause Patrick was like feeling up like in the first Christmas party, not RTX. Yeah, Matt Holmes face. Because Patrick was like feeling up like in this first person's party, not RTX. Yeah, first Christmas party. Like feeling up like in like our butt cracks, like the women's. And I remember, I'm not sure about Patrick's lunch or playing. And Patrick's all just said, and the men. And the men.

And like people didn't know Patrick as well at that point, but I kind of introduced him into like our group of friends. And I was like, oh, don't worry about his gates. It's fine, it's fine. And then I see Matt's eyes like dark and he's like, oh, he's gay, it's fine. Same thing happened with Baird and he's like a big guy and Megan, his wife is like a little tiny thing and I was like, it's fine, it's fine.

Just let him grow, he'll be done in a second. He'll fit it, he'll be fine. He'll finish it in about three minutes. He'll be fine, he'll be fine. We don't worry about it. But I remember the next day I was like calling people and they're like, what did I do? Like, am I getting fired at my life?

Who did, didn't you do? Who did I not do? Who broke the door? Tell us who broke the door. I'll tell you after. No, tell us not, do you know Patrick? Patrick, you do know who broke the door? I do.

I'm so bright you don't. Do you wanna say it? I can't who? I think he's Mal the Ellie. Ellie, you weren't even working at the company. Ellie broke it down. You broke it down. She bustin' and not that door down.

Okay, first of all, first of all, let's be clear about the one thing. Somebody spent basically $2,500 of the company's money and the upside for them was that they were gonna get to watch Gus have sex. I mean, that's not even like,

I'm not even gonna stop it, don't even match up. I mean, it doesn't even make sense. To be fair, I will say this much. Yeah. We don't have proof that it was this person. We are trying to combine two situations that happened that night as to who could have gone up there.

Couldn't stay- I'm assuming they were scanning their card. Well, they're all the same. You know when I check in, I can ask for six keys and they all get out. With fingerprints, everything else. It's not like Harry Potter was. It's just a hotel. Damn.

Now, see, I've lost a privilege. You guys get this sweet presidential pad that I no longer have access to apparently. So you guys- Would you have really come over and hung out with us? I don't like walking down to the JW Marriott. That's why we don't put anyone there. It's like three blocks away. That's what we don't put anyone there.

And that no one will want to go up to the presidential suite? So that no, well, people can come if they want to come, but like- It's so that you guys can be closer. The event RTX Austin is takes place in the Austin Convention Center. Yeah.

There is kind of like a sister hotel to the Convention Center, the Hilton. Hilton. An outfair month. You still have to walk outside to get across the street, to get to the Hilton, and across the one commuter rail track we have in the whole. But they're also adding the skywalk. Oh, are they really just going to take a couple years? Yeah, they don't take a while.

That's a distance, man. I mean, I don't know how to, I don't know the architecture. Oh, man, that's how I walk that. Yeah, they're gonna need like, at like 1690 feet. Yeah, they're gonna need pillars and everything else. But, yeah, so then the other hotel that we have, which we use the ballrooms for like panels and things like that, is the JW Marriott.

It's been great for the evening activities. It's like three blocks away. Like screw attack has the rave there. Yeah. There's one of the things in there. I wasn't on any panels at the JW. Well, that's why we did it that way. Good.

I was that, thank you. You're welcome. It was nice. It gets so tight, scheduling wise, for some of us at RTX that I had to do the Q&A frandy circus for Warford Planet of the Apes, but I couldn't see the movie. Right. Because I was on the Red versus Blue panel while the movie was being screened. So I was like, I can't do a Q&A for a movie, I haven't seen.

So I- Did you want to go in the morning? I spent two weeks trying to get a screener out of Fox for it. No way, they weren't gonna give me a screener for it. So I learned, you guys told me, Patrick met me there. They had a tech test at nine in the morning. So I went and watched War of the Planet of the Apes

at nine in the morning, and then went to the convention for the rest of the day and then was able to do the Q&A with him. So you had a private screening of it. A little bit, which sounds totally awesome, you know, but then Michael came in and tried to break the door. Michael, right? Which is that? Um, it was Michael.

It was Michael Jones. Was it Michael Jones? Yeah. It was a him? Yeah. He wanted to break in and see Gus have sex. Sure. 2500 bucks.

Sure. His Michael. It was. It was hundred bucks. Sure. His Michael. It was. No. It wasn't Michael. How do you know? I know. I even I know who was it.

You know who was I have. I heard the same speculation. They heard nothing has been proven. Really? Nothing can be held. No. It was Alan. I'm not.

Nothing can be held up in a table. It was Alan Alan Abbey. 25 hundred bucks. of long. It was Alan, Alan Abbey? $2,500. Did, and she said to me, Alan no longer has access to the presidential suite. He doesn't. You sure about that?

Oh yeah, I'm positive. I know what the keys I gave out this year. How do you break the door? I don't know, that's the thing. So like the door can't... Alan Strong. So the door handle, so okay, picture like you can't get in and you're like, I know someone's in there, you know, your drunk mind.

I know someone's in there and so, um, around where the handle was, and this, the JW had only been open a couple months, and we were staying there, and another incident had happened. And so it was broken all around, like for someone kicking in the, what? What? Handle. I'm trying to kick in the door. That's all we can figure out. That's lunacy. That's crazy. At first, I thought they were just trying to pin something on us, but I saw what had happened

and I was like, fuck it, it probably was us. I would totally blame that on her. Crazy fans. Crazy fans trying to cry on the door, no big deal. Hey, what's up with my app for the AdRead? I shut it down. Is it in mail? Mail.

There we go. Not to give too much of a preface about the fact that we're about to have an AdRead. But there is something especially I wanna do tonight. I would like, we're gonna do an ad read here in a second. And while we're doing that, you guys are gonna go through a costume change. Which I found out about, as I said, we're all with it dude, you got this.

So one of my absolute favorite things is that Bethany will occasionally reveal the fact that she doesn't know a basic bit of information about the world at large. A lot of times- What do we consider basic? Well, like you thought you peed out of your vagina. I mean-

Out of the same, did you really- That kind of normal. Your vagina hole. And how old were you when you discovered that that wasn't the case? It was like the weekend, I was hired for RTX. I mean, so- You had lived a couple decades.

It was been two years. So it's fairly RTX. I mean, so you had lived a couple decades. It was been two years. So it's fairly recent. I just tried to spend a lot of time with a vagina before she has got to play with me. But I remember my sister, like, everyone was trying to ask me questions, like, well, didn't you think of this? Didn't you think of that?

And one of them was like, well, what about when you're on your period? You have a tampon. I was like, I thought you peed around it. And she's like, but what if I just get completely soaked and you'd have to change it constantly? Has it well, Patrick, life finds the one. That makes sense now.

Wait, wait, wait, how? What? You, you, you, you, you. You, you, you, you. There's several of these. I mean, I use my vagina occasionally, I guess. Are you the other people, you use it? Chris, you also thought you're thyroid is in your thigh?

Uh, yep. That one was last month, I think. Because I was telling her I have a thyroid problem. She's like, oh, you trouble walking? Leg day? No, it's mostly right here. Okay, but that doesn't make sense, right? It's just a word, though. It's spelled differently.

Yeah, T-H-Y. T-H-I-Royed. T-H-I-Royedid. I.G.A.H. Thyroid. She also tweeted today that she made a mistake because she recently visited San Francisco. This is a couple of years ago. And she opted out of going on the tour at Alcatraz

because she didn't want the prisoners to grab her. She didn't know there weren't prisoners. I missed it. I think the big ones, too. There's another one that was, what's the other one? There's a vagina hole one. There's that. I think that's it.

That was the only one. What's that? That's enough, Bethany. Oh, she thought the computer, she thought the monitor on a computer was the computer. She thought the screen was, she thought, she didn't know there was this effort piece. So it just wasn't clarified to me.

And what, by who? Computer, by God, what did you think the box was trying to change. What did you think the box was trying to teach me? What did you think the box was that was next year computer? Why don't have one of those? She does an apple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it is all integrated. I have a laptop, which I used to think was called

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So let's roll the intro. We're going to play our new game, which is called Bethany No Stuff. Bethany No Stuff, I'm the world's most find out what's up she knows. Bethany No Stuff, I'm the world's most find out what's up hey, bail here. I like that it says maybe. Maybe not stuff. That was the genre you're adding. So, okay, Bethy, help me out here. So I've always pronounced your name as Bethany Finestein.

But then you were insured on relationship goals as Finestein. That's wrong. That's wrong. Finestein's the correct proper pronunciation. Pronunciation. Finestein. It's actually Barfany. Barfany, Barfany, Barfstein.

That makes sense. That makes sense. I'm gonna switch my tassel over because it's on the wrong side. Which is the graduated side? I don't know. But afterwards we should go the other way. If the game goes well. Okay. So here are the rules for Bethany. Oh God. I am gonna ask the lovely intelligent Bethany Fine steam.

I'm gonna ask her some basic facts. Then you're not gonna answer Bethany. Okay. What's gonna happen is our panel of academics over here. Chris, your graduation is on backwards. That's what they were teaching. They kept, I told them it was fine, I told them it was fine. They kept gesturing to me, I'm like, I kept switching around my hacks,

I thought my hat was on wrong. No, you look like a priest. I told them laughing at Chris, I was like, what's wrong? I was like, what am I, I was like, you got it. You got it. I think your hat's also on backwards. Well, that Chris, I was like, what's wrong? I was like, what am I, I was like, you got it. You got it. I think your hats also on back. Well, that's because they were like, it's on backwards, I'm like, okay.

And I'm the dumb one. They hit the hat by the way. Literally says inside, this is the front of the cap. It tells you what you're trying to put it on. I'm actually, I'm actually surprised this fits on my head. I have an enormous head. I took the kids to a Dodgers game and they have the fitted caps,

which is always like, you know what people get in situations and they get triggered and they get anxiety? That's my thing, because I'm like, none of these hats are gonna fit me. I get all the way up to like seven and a half, and that's the highest that they stock,

and it's like not even close. I gotta wear like a size eight hat. It's ridiculous. Okay, so I'm gonna ask Bethany, a question, a basic fact about the world, and then we're gonna pause. Bethany, you can say, you can bluff a little bit, say whether you get, oh, I definitely know this or not.

You can game these people if you want to like. Patrick, you're already told it might know everything. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah. She knows everything. She's so smart. Then you guys are gonna just write on your whiteboards. Yes or no, either Bethany knows it or she doesn't know it. You get a point, if you're right. Now, additionally, if you know the answer yourself,

Patrick, gotta be careful, because she can see your whiteboard. You can also write the answer. Patrick, you just didn't know anything. You can know the answer yourself, Patrick, got to be careful because she can see your whiteboard. You can also write the answer. Patrick doesn't know anything. You can write the answer yourself and then get a bonus point as well. Are you guys ready to play Bethany No Stuff? No.

Yes. You're supposed to write it on your whiteboard, buddy. All right, our first question for Bethany No Stuff. Oh, God. Okay, now you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. My bro. All right, Bethany, the stuff. Oh God. Okay, now you're gonna be fine, you're gonna be fine. My bro. All right, Bethany, the first question I'd like to ask you

is, and don't answer right away. What is the difference between arteries and veins in the body? What's the difference between arteries? Oh my gosh. Don't tell you, okay. No, I know, this one. Bates not hurting.

I know this one. What is the difference between arteries and veins? What is the difference between arteries and gays? Our panel of academics is furiously writing their answers. You can just like paraphrase on your answer. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I'm in a paraphrase, the scientific reason for that. I am locked in. Hey, Ellie, do I have the other thing? The bell? Anywhere? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I want a bell. That's one of the only demands I made is I had to have graduation caps in a bell.

That's the answer. All right, Chris, that you're closest to me, we will start with you. Does Bethany know the answer to what's the difference from the arteries and veins? No, no, okay. And then Patrick, what do you say? I say no.

You say no, Bethany, please tell us. What is the difference between arteries and veins? In the human body. The arteries are Inside your body correct there and I Think may have blood in them sometimes and I think your veins are blue are on the outside So she did describe things that are different about arteries and shades, but I would have to say No, she didn't know are different about arteries and shades, but I would have to say no.

She didn't know the difference between arteries and veins. So each of you now gets a point. I'm not to track this somehow. Thank you very much. I don't think I'll need this spell after all. Um, so, it's only for right answers. So each of you gets a point. If somebody keeps scoring for you Patrick would help me keep scoring.

So the each have a point. Chris, why don't you tell us what your answer is for what's the difference between arteries and blades? I put no, I said arteries don't have blood. Wow. Okay is for what's the difference between artisan blades? I put no I said arteries don't have blood. Wow. Okay, Patrick. What's the difference between arteries and veins? Artaries go north south Patrick your answer was almost correct arteries carry blood away from the heart veins carry blood back to the heart. That's really good to know So listen, you have a good defense here. Okay, guys, didn't know either. I'm not the only one. Yeah, but I was pretty cool.

By the way, Arrius always have blood. It's not partially, it's that sometimes veins are inside your body. I thought they were outside. Unless you're like super ripped and then they're in the outside. Okay. Are you inside, out boy? Next question for Bethany knows stuff is, as you know, Bethany, do I? Periodic table of elements tells us

all the basic building blocks of the universe. So I'm gonna read you a list of things. No. And I just want you to tell me how many of these things appear in the periodic table of elements. Okay. Give you a list of things you tell me which, the number of them, I'm gonna give you

eight things approximately. You tell me the number of them that are elements. Out of eight. Out of the eight. Okay. You ready? Sorry, just guess. Yeah, absolutely. You could.

Salt, fire, dirt, water, mineral, wind, energy, and diamond. Okay. I can go over this again really quickly if you want. Salt, fire, dirt, water, mineral, wind, energy, and diamond. So you guys just have to answer whether or not you think Bethany knows how many of those are elements and then you have to get the correct number yourself. Okay. Chris, let's go with you now Patrick. Patrick, do you think she knows the answer or not? Don't give us your answer. No. You think no. No. You don't think so either. Bethany, how many out of those eight are elements in the period of people know? I was thinking water did, but I think I'm thinking of something else.

Oh wait. You don't have to use the one. All you need to do is do the number. Zero? She is correct. None of those were elements. So you guys do not get a point, but did you get the bonus point?

Zero? Patrick, how many did you get? Wait, but water Water hydrogen oxygen if you break it down there's no periodic table. There's no element labeled water Just so you know everything is made of elements so I can all be broken down into that I put four Okay, I think the one that made me laugh the most was dirt. Instead of earth, I had the different Chinese elements of nature there. OK.

I think the question's flawed. So what's our what's our call is so far? Chris, who got points on the first round? I definitely. I definitely did. They both get to me. And me, Patrick. Chris, be honest. They've only got one point because neither one knew what

are to be sorry. OK, so we'll get one point two to one. OK. Bethany. Bernie. As you know, you are organizing an event. Oh, wait, I'll go back to this one a second. We'll go back to anatomy because I like does.

OK. What does your liver do? one a second. We'll go back to anatomy, because I like does. Okay. What does your liver do? And then additionally, for bonus point, where's it located in your body? Where's it located? What does your liver do and where's it located? So this is just two yes or no, skies. You look confident.

You look very confident. I don't know how. Four elements, Patrick. How dare you? What? Is there four? What were the four? Water? Yeah. Was two. The clump. Okay. You get it. Patrick, they're all made of elements. Everything has to be made of an element. Well, fire is not an element. That's true. That is true. You're a cryonore energy. Yeah. I was like, man, or I'll share in diamond. Oh, and definitely diamond. Diamond was what I expected for people to argue about. All right.

So what are we doing now? You're going to guess whether or not Bethany knows, first of all, what does her liver do, and then where is it in the body? I'm feeling good, guys. I'm OK. OK. What did you say, Chris? where is it in the body? Feeling good guys, yeah, okay, what'd you say Chris will she know or no? Yes, you say she'll know what about the second one Oh, there's two parts no, oh you wrote the full thing out He wrote out what it does what about you Patrick will she know the answer of What does the liver do nay and will then she be able to answer where it is in the face.

And that's another name. That's two nose and no. So the first question, Bethy, what does your liver do? What is the function of the liver? I think it has to do with alcohol. Go ahead. It's just the alcohol center of the body, or the brain, or somewhere.

Where's the function of it? It's supposed to keep the toxins out. That is correct. It cleans the blood. Cleans toxins out of the blood. An alcohol would be one of those toxins. Yeah, and it is located somewhere here. Wait a second.

Wait a second. Where is it? This region? You're like We like pointed out your body Give me like you give me a quadrant where? And you're stomach we're so dear I'm gonna say no of that. It's up here your liver's up here Do you know that's what I said? So we say that's a no on the body I can bear it there is your liver. Which part is the green thing?

The big massive thing. That's the green thing. That's your gold blood. I was going to ask if that was the part where you... They're labeled. That's me. It's too hard to label. That whole thing?

That whole thing. That's why you know it's up here. Yeah. Alright, so Chris, what did you say for the second one? I said, Chris got it. She knew what it did, but she didn't know where it was. And what did you say that it does? I said it processes toxins,? I said, Chris got it. She knew what it did, but she didn't know where it was. And what did you say that it does? I said it processes toxins, and I said,

around your chest. Like wrapped around. I got a double now. Double now. So Chris gets one point, or two points, Patrick gets one point. It's one. Clean's blood.

Good job. That's bonus. And then I said it was located in the gut region. In the gut region. I said stomach, isn't that your gut? Yes, it's close. You get, kids close got got an official part of the anatomy. You don't get it. Correct You guys are all just saying stuff that's on the torso. It's in a specific place all the time All right, uh, should we do one last one in case there's a tie we have a tiebreaker? Yeah, I think it's tied up right now I think it's gonna be tied up because it's tied up. I think I think we're all three tied up. We'll make this tie breaker then

We'll make this tie breaker then all We'll make this tie breaker then. All right, Bethany, as you know, we live in a solar system. Oh God. It has a number of different planets on it besides Aron. I would like for you, Bethany, to name the planets coming out from the sun in order. And your guys have to guess how many she will get correct, how many planet names she will get correct.

And if you wanna do a bonus, then you will have to write them in the correct order as well. I'll even take, for you guys, I'll even take some churriting. I'll take first initials of everything. I don't have faith in anybody on this one. I would know across the board on this one. So we are attempting to name all of the planets

in our solar system coming out from the sun. In order. In order from the sun. Okay. I'm gonna start with the sun. Chris, what did you say, how many should you get right? Two. I can't do.

Go ahead, I'm glad you're coming. I'm gonna get eight, right? Eight, right. Eight right? Eight right. That's basic. Which depending on where we are in history, that could be all the planets or it could be one short. So why don't you go ahead and tell us.

What was the full question again? What just name? You're stalling. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun.

Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting from the sun. Starting, Mercury. Yeah, that's correct. Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. And I don't know if anyone counts Pluto these days. That's okay, no, that's okay. Wow, that is a big ring. So Chris has a lot of blinks.

You made my friend clap for me. So Bethany, you actually did really well. I didn't do that back. You didn't ask me about the Civil War. You got the right point. Well, okay, I'll ask you some follow-up points here in a second. All right, Chris, what did you put? She said she was gonna get two, so you get no points.

Yeah. Patrick, I'm gonna give you the eight, because the eight or nine planets was a debate about it. But let's see for bonus points. Let's see what Chris is where. You didn't know anything before Earth. You didn't know Mercury or Venus. Earth Mars is.

Yeah, so fuck you, I'm smarter than you. You just said Uranus and Saturn. I wasn't done, I was still processing it. Like, processing what? Processing the song in my head. That's what you get, do we change the answers? No, I was just saying that Neptune and Uranus actually switch orbits, so sometimes Uranus is closer

and sometimes Neptune's closer. Oh, okay, calm down, smarty pants. And you're like that out. You're saying the Neptune comes inside of your anus. Sometimes they flip and flop. Flip and flop. It's actually true, look it up. Okay, okay, okay, fair play.

Look at that, this is smarty pants are there. So two points. So who Patrick Hughes are championing for the first edition of Bethany No Stuff? Actually, it's a tie between Patrick and Chris. All right, let's go for the next one. Oh, all right. Let's go for the next one.

All right, let me see if I can play. Am I just a point down or a couple? All right, since you want geography. Damn it. We're holding an event across the Atlantic Ocean. Yes. We're holding RTX London. One of the biggest battles in any war ever

was the invasion of the beach at Normandy on D-Day in World War II. Where is Normandy? Where is Normandy? I think I know. Where is Normandy? I think I know. You guys just have to say, whether I Bethany will know this, and then you have to tell us where Normandy is.

Normandy is. Look at the confidence on Bethany's face. She knows this. She thought there were prisoners in Alcatraz today. Is that really that weird? Peeing out of the vaginas. That's what she thought was happening in Alcatraz today. Is that really that weird? Peeing out of their vaginas. That's what she thought was happening in Alcatraz right now. I still am not convinced that I'm not peeing out of my vaginal.

You can take her word for it. Maybe I need a friend to like watch me do it Barbara. It's all your pardories that sometimes don't carry blood. When they carry pee they go to your vagina. All right Chris, what did you say? Will she know it or will she not know it? Yes. She'll know it? Yes. She'll know it.

Fuck. I mean, yes. I also said yes. You said she will know it. Well, she just told me she did. Did you believe me? I tell it. Where is Normandy?

What are you asking specifically? Just say, just say. We'll be able to judge whether or not it's right. Where is Normandy? But like, what? You can't say Earth. I was gonna say what country, but is it a country? Go ahead.

Normandy is its own country. Where is the country of Normandy? It is it in France? That is correct. But you're crushing it. So you both are correct. You get it, there's Normandy right there. It's a Northern region of France.

Thank God. So Chris, what did you say? Well, I got two answers, both correct. France and Europe. And then you got France as well. Guys, I think we're gonna end our first game of Bethany No Stuff in a tie. So congratulations to our two rating champions,

Patrick and Chris Dameris. Nice job Chris. I feel obligated to say your first and last name now. I don't know why. I'm taking this hat off. Bethany, do you want to throw your hat? Yeah. To be a tradition of Bethany No Stuff, we can throw our hat. Well, we don't know why. I'm taking this hat off. Do you wanna throw your hat? Yeah.

To do the tradition of Bethany and other stuff, we can throw our hats. Yeet! Well, we didn't do the tassel going back over there. We didn't know. Oh yeah, that's okay. Bethany, I am actually really impressed. And I also know after the pure like table of elements question,

I think maybe we should change the name to Patrick No Stuff. Mm-hmm. And have him as a permanent guest on the podcast. Well, water is the normal. Look, so my bad, it's usually history and geography, like I don't know anything about it. That's usually where people try to like trip me up.

Or anatomy. Or anatomy. For RTX London, since you've done so much research on London, in what century was King Arthur the ruler of England? Century, just guess it. The 12th. 12th century? Guys, gonna refute that? That's actually what I was gonna say about it. I'm it. 12th. 12th century? Guys, gonna refute that?

That's actually what I was gonna say about that. I really? Okay, King Arthur's a fictional character who's not actually a world-ic-ing, but okay. I should have probably asked that question instead. But then we were still with it up the time. But it was based on a true story. But is that like the sword in the stone?

Yes, all fake. All fake. We found out a couple of things about England. We found that most Americans believed the King Arthur was real and also that Sherlock Holmes was a real detective in the 1800s. Was it? No, he was not a real hero. But the real detective detective hired me, all right?

All right, one of them is. So now I should know what I will be able to cosplay King Arthur at RTX London. What have we announced for that show? Have we announced anything besides? We've announced any guest Bernie. Including. Including anyone.

Really, okay. And Twitter wants to know. Oh, what? RTX London? Yeah, that's all they're talking about. Look, I can tell you all that Patrick and I will be there. So, don't worry, we will be there. So, let me ask you a question though.

So, maybe you can shed some light on this. And I've seen fans ask this as well. RTX London is now a sold out event. It's sold out in how much time? 14 minutes. That's insane. That's insane. So, why not just say everything about it?

We're not trying to sell tickets. It was only, there was no reason only because we were focused on Austin. That's it. Yeah. So why not just say everything about it? We're not trying to sell tickets. It was only, there was no reason only because we were focused on Austin. That's it. Yeah. We're gonna announce that stuff very soon. We weren't trying to hold it.

It was just like the focus was Austin, making sure people were focused on, excited about that show and yeah. How could you not be excited about RTX Austin? I mean, I love RTX Austin. I'm kind of depressed this week. Austin always has, you know, running live events, especially as they get bigger and bigger,

there's always challenges that we have. This year, the challenge was metal detectors. This has been a season of live events, not just for us, but everyone, where safety has suddenly, and probably long overdue, has come to the forefront, that we have to have safe events, we have to make sure, you know, that we have metal detectors and security checks and things like that.

The only other place that I can think where we did that previously was in Pax East in Boston. That was after the Boston Marathon. They would be bag checks and things like that. Anime Expo had some trouble with it on Saturday, which was their first day. We had some trouble with it on Friday, but then you guys, I guess burn the midnight oil and figured out how to solve that problem. You know, that was the most challenging day

out of the five RTX's as I've been a part of now, three Austin 2 Sydney. Yeah. And, you know, we take it seriously. Like, our team was up super late. We were not sleeping. We were trying to come up with like a game plan to like fix it. We felt that the ball was

dropped you're not gonna like blame the you know blame anyone but like Alan yeah yeah we just felt like you know it was on us to like figure out the solution and we had to feel comfortable with what we wanted to do and so we came up with this plan all of us you know working at the VIP party like in the corner like we literally were in the corner at the VIP party, like in the corner, like we literally were in the corner of the VIP party on the floor with our laptops out and people were trying to bring us drinks

and we're like, give us a couple hours and then we'll have a drink. That's the party for the VIP that, actually. Yeah, party for the VIP batch holders, it's dubs. And yeah, we came up with the plan that we felt the most comfortable with, it made sense to us and it's kind of scary

because we just had to say this is the best plan and go for it. And the next day, it was like, it kind of just worked. Well, yeah, we stayed up to like two and then we got back up at the convention center, like 536 in the morning to help the security team and all the guardians, the guardians were amazing, like lifting these things.

Yeah, the guardians, I mean, of course. Like they just rolled with it, because we had to change it on them last minute too. But yeah, our head guardians, Mary and Chris, they're the fucking best. So then, I'm sure that everyone was in place. On Saturday, our average line weight was six minutes to get into the special. Once we had to everyone up in the morning, once they all were in, it was six minutes. Yeah.

It's one of those things that, you know, you, we see it a lot in video games when, you know, the design of video game for years and years, but until you turn on the servers, you have no idea. You like put it into a live production environment. And the history of RTX is kind of a testament to that, where the very first RTX we had, we were gonna sell 200 tickets to that event. We broke the ticketing system and we sold 535 tickets.

We always say 600, but it was actually 535. It was the exact same number that we oversold the laser team thing for. And it was a get, the same exact number. It's a weird coincidence. And yeah, so the very first year we did that. Last year, I think it was last year, I can not to bring this stuff up right before RTX because I don't want to put ideas in anyone's head either.

There's a weird thing when you have a big event like that. The last thing I'm going to say is, oh, for the first time ever, we're having metal detectors because then it's like, oh, you could put the ID in someone's head. Last year, someone pulled the fire alarm. Was that last year, the year before? I think maybe 2015. On Friday, yeah, on the Friday. Same thing, somebody pulled the fucking fire alarm.

We all had to evacuate the convention center while they went through and searched everything. And it's just like, obviously, I don't wanna bring that up right before an event because that could put that idea in someone's head. It happens. I mean, I'm just like super proud of our team because, you know, Alex was the only one that was with me last year. So it's essentially, you know, a whole new team that came together. And Patrick obviously has been at RT for two years too,

but like to only have not have run our TXC was in live action at the time. I mean, the five of us just worked really well together. I was really happy. Yeah, we killed it. We crushed it. We crushed it. Did she get to get in the presidential suite? Who? Kristi? Yeah. Alex. Yeah. Alex. Alex. Yes. She was with us. She got to see it. Yeah. She's going to the presidential suite. I might know. That, but you've seen it before because it was the same fucking room where you guys pulled your pants down in 2015. I had my JW party. I had my JW contact the next morning. She was like, yeah, we were tagged in all these Instagram and Twitter posts. And it was of you guys pulling your pants down.

That's the marketing you want. But you literally, you would have to be with it. You literally said you'd go ahead and throw. She was happy with it. You guys had the same thing. You said penis is out. You had to delete your snatch. Yeah, I mean, penis is, I mean, one. Penal, penis, P9. I had the same thing. You said penis is out. You had to delete your snatch. Yeah, I mean penis. My penis is I mean one. Penal penis. P9. I'm spilling beer on my

cell phone. Your penis. Did you get it out? Yeah, I'm good. Wait, my penis. So I get it out. It's a work event, you know. Shame on you. Uh, you know, I don't think I pulled the penis out that night. Did I? I think it was just the outline through my underwear. Yeah, you're right. That's what happened. Hey, by the way, for uh, uh, Bethany knows stuff. That's what happened. Hey, by the way, for Bethany knows stuff, that's literally you tweeted about Alcatraz today. Yeah. And it gave me the idea to do that. We should do it more often.

And we could get people to send in questions. What's that? We could get people to send in questions. Yeah, clearly I need to come up with better stuff to stump you. And it's always fun when those kinds of games we used to do a show called What Do You Know? Where I quiz people about like, we could edit that of course. But it's always fun when those kinds of games we used to do a show called What Do You Know? Where I quiz people about like,

we get to edit that, of course. But it's always fun when you have a question that the person answering doesn't know the answer to, but everyone else does, that's kind of a hard thing to find. Like what is typically obvious or well-known information, and then one person just doesn't know it. But I gotta say, came up with the idea at like 10.30 AM,

and then I immediately started talking to people. John Rice, you're three together, the end slate graphics, Ellie created the music. I sang the theme song. Not in the music, she created the motion graphics, and then David Levy composed her, he made the track like in I think 20 minutes. And you sang it.

And I sang it. I provided the lovely vocals for it. In fact, that was the start. I just sent everybody to the vocal track, and then everyone built off of that stuff. So, so that was a thanks because it's like sometimes you have an idea and people around here are so busy now. They're like, oh, well if I had time, I would work on that. But the everyone dropped what they were doing and made sure that I was there. But I feel like this is something you told me about like a year and a half ago that you wanted to do with me. And it's finally happened. Yeah, it was nice when I wake up and there's an Alcatraz tweet

about all the prisoners in Alcatraz. All right, I am also looking, if you have any comments, you know, we'll tell us anything that we started talking about, but then didn't finish. You can tweet us using the hashtag RT Podcast. And I think Ellie has used that. Ellie has used the hashtag to put up the intro

for Bethany knows stuff. So you can take a look at that. Well, are we allowed to say anything about RTX London at all? Do we have peanut speaker? Not yet. Is me? It's you, Bernie. I'll do it if you have a problem.

I wanted to ask you on the podcast. You want to go to London? No, I would like to go to London. Chris, you're not on the list. Can I go to London? Could I stay in the, would me a presidential suite there be a king? I don't think they, I don't think they're

a king or a ball of stuff. Are y'all staying in fucking fucking Ham Pal? I don't think they like us that much there yet. We got to build our presence. First year events are tough, man. They always are. I mean, when we did RTX Austin, that was a tough year. It was in a hotel ballroom.

That's where it started. And then a field next to the studio. We had the first night was in the, I can't remember where, but it was just a big ballroom. John, were you at the first RTX? Wasn't it by a double tree? I was there. It was at the double tree?

It was up by Papadose, like at 183 and 2222. You know that Papadose and Dury in? Might've been the Dury in. No, but that's a smaller play. That play's always depressing. That's a small play. I could probably look it up. It looked like it was depressing, it was like Dury. But it was so far away from her studio. Remember, our studio was a smaller play. Definitely always depressing. That's a small play. I could probably look it up. It was depressing, it was like,

jury. But it was so far away from her studio. Remember, our studio was down south. It wasn't even downtown. Yeah. So we were like all the way across town from where the second day event was. These are double tree.

Was it double tree? Was that where we were? Okay. Ben's saying the double tree. So I'm going to take your word for it. He was there. He was there. Okay.

I was there too. Don't remember. Have you been to every R-TX then? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Show us your badges. A couple of people have showed up with all the badges. I was waiting for the whole time.

He did it. I had a 2015 one that got loaned to me one time, and I think I lost it. I don't know if I have all my badges either. Yeah. We can find out. Andy Blanchard, John is saying Andy Blanchard kept his. So, that makes sense. So we got a comment from

Lime gum first ever RT podcast that they're watching live so I guess it's a first member. I'm sorry. No You're fine. Lime go. Oh, people ask you about the shirt. So this is the new Rick and Morty Inspired slummo guy shirt that that went on sale at RTX. And I fell in love with it because people were coming to the signings and they were wearing it. And I wanted to repay Gavin for all the years

that he has worn a Ristrati shirt in his Slomo guy's videos, which is I think it's like literally every single video he's ever done for the Slomo guy's channel, except for maybe like a couple of like, you know, sponsored ones or something. I think I literally think in every single video, he's won a Rishi shirt of some kind. Oh yeah, starting with the touch my awesome button.

So. Yeah, whenever we were in live action, we would get a wardrobe and he'd be like, no, I don't wear anything that's not a Rishi shirt. Yeah. Okay, we'll go get you one then. And then we'd get him a new one. He'd be like, no, it has to be washed.

Got it. So it's like it's so weird. Like I love to see Gavin's closet. He probably has like a museum of Ruchikes merchandise. He was actually the guy that I would go to if we lost a file, like a digital file, I would reach out to Gavin before he worked for us because he archived everything we did. Yeah. He's got it.

In fact, he, believe it or not, he hacked into my personal website. I used to store like on Bernie.com. I used to store in directories like, oh, here's a map to my house. So when I had a party, I would send people the link to the map to my house. And he was living in England, England. And he was like 16.

And he started sending me the stuff in that directory. Like he found it, found a back door to get in there the directory, sent me like a map to my house and everything. And you know, I'm gonna hire this person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not creepy. Well, duh, of course you want to hire that person. Oh, yeah.

That's a good one. I hire for sure. Hey, Chris, what do you have enough to lately, man? Just, I mean, day five and then a different project, which we haven't announced yet. Yeah. Well, Bernie and Amy, you could announce them right now. Sure, why not?

It's your style. Chris is working on RTX London, getting on a plane together. That's what he's doing. Chris, you're not going, sorry. That's an announcement. So tell us about day five. How did that go? It was good.

Yeah, I mean, I'm super excited because it comes out and- It looks fantastic. It Matt called it at RTX. He called it the best thing we've ever made, which is high praise for Matt. He's worked on a number of different things. So he's a huge fan.

Day five season two is, to put it lightly a huge step up from the first season. Yeah, I mean, it's just bigger in every way, like especially the world. Yeah. Because we actually show the world. Yeah, I wish we could talk about some of the stuff you all did, but I don't want to spoil anything.

So, I think this is a really cool stuff. Like some of the locations in particular that we had to build. You guys had some unique challenges as well. Well, I mean, one, we filmed in RTX Australia. Yeah, well, we did. We were serving on that, and you showed the bridge as soon as you said that.

And then we were also filming out in the desert for several weeks. No, my God. I've seen that bridge scene was really cool. We got up there at like 4.30 in the morning to get ready, because I was working on this. I was in live action at that time. And I met a guy that was, he did sound

and he told me that he photosynthesized energy by watching the sunrise. So we watched the sunrise together and we, yeah, he thought he was a plant. Yeah, yeah, he said he didn't have to eat as much food because he would watch, he would absorb energy through sunlight through the eyes. Sunlight is one of the elements, Patrick.

So I know that. We all know that. Photons. Photons was actually on my list at one point, and I took it off. So did he think he was better? I'm so proud of you that you didn't guess even one. I really am.

I thought about water and diamond. I got you. Why diamond? Let me walk me through it. Why diamond? I don't know. I thought that like there was like another stone that might have been.

Like gold on there. I thought maybe that was like silver, gold diamonds. Yeah, that's actually what I put in there. And actually diamonds. Diamond is carbon. What was the first one you said again? So I'm somebody argue the diamond is carbon. That's what I was going to say.

I didn't want to get it. I didn't want to get it. I wouldn't have argued that because I don't even know what carbon means But like what was the first one you said on the list? Uh, I don't know Uh salt salt oh salt that would mean me laugh. I was like okay. It's true to me. Yeah, but that's like what's that Salt's on there right in a two element Same thing sodium and porine. Yeah, it's water. Yeah, tricky. Well tricky. Well tricky. Tricky That's the way that's the way the world works. Yeah, same as the water. Yeah, tricky. Tricky, tricky, tricky.

Tricky, that's the way the world works. You're tricky, birdie burns. No, listen, I couldn't fool you. You got all that stuff right. You got to get more history and geography in there. That's where it really gets me. History stuff is always fun, too. Science gal.

It's like when we interviewed Ben for the show, what do you know? And we did the history of World War II. Don't even, I don't even. It was the same kind of thing as yours, where. I don't even know who fought in World War II. Is't even, I don't even. Yeah, it was the same kind of thing as yours where... I don't even know who fought in World War II. Is that true? I really don't.

Alright, go ahead. I mean probably... Just name a couple of countries. Who was on the good side? We worked, clearly. There you go. Who are our allies? Who's the enemy?

Russia. Russia was fighting alongside us, yeah. With us? Oh, Russia was the enemy? Russia? Russia was fighting alongside us. With us? Oh, Russia was the enemy? No, no, no. Who is the enemy? Who is the enemy in World War II? You say Russia. Don't stop Germany. There you go. Who else? Who else? Speedy your hits in a very racist way. Definitely, like let's throw in some Korea. Korea, correct. And they were the far eastern front. And Spain. Spain, yeah, they've been in there.

That's good too. And Italy. So there was another place that World War II was fought besides Europe. Oh. What other place was it fought? It was not a Instead, yeah, what instead of Europe? Yeah, it was there were battles in other parts of the world. Were they in those countries I just listed? No, I was thinking more continents. Africa. There you go.

You got it. Other than Africa. There were many battles in the Northern Africa. Tank battles and that kind of thing. So, Costa Blanca. Yeah, there you go. There you go. All right, so the enemy was Germany. Who were fighting alongside Germany? Can you name any other countries? Fighting alongside Germany? Yeah, for alongside Germany. The Axis. How many were there?

Go ahead. Just one. You said a couple earlier. Yeah, I guess. Besides Korea. France. Correct. France was fighting with Besides Korea. France? France. France was fighting with church.

It was? No. Damn, I see, that's where it, that's where it's at. So we had to invade France. I would have taken Italy. For instance, we fight in the whole side Germany. Because, you know, they're terrible. I was gonna say Saudi Arabia.

Sure, why not? Korea as well. But see, but when you do that, I don't know. This was a Jeff does, this fuck. Absolutely. He told me I was right when I guess like, when did America get discovered and I was like 75

They were they They landed and they started writing that constitution like immediately 1775 What's the difference between the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution? And the Constitution the Declaration of Independence you lived in? Do you know that? And the Constitution? The Declaration of Independence. You lived in DC for a while. But that doesn't mean anything.

But you're in the culture. The Declaration, was that just a Texas thing or like for the U.S.? Which one? The Declaration of Independence? The Declaration of Independence. The Declaration of Independence. I don't want to give you the answer. Took us away from Mexico and Canada.

Mexico and Canada. Because it made us our own country. I clearly just changed the topic. It's like no, no, no. You're an ace. It's science. But man, I got to go with the political stuff next. And what was the other one you asked about? The Constitution.

The Constitution has our rights. That's right. Like carrying guns. That's one of them. And freedom of speech. Yes. That's right. Like carrying guns. That's one of them. And freedom of speech. Yes. Well, yeah. And women's reproductive rights.

Yeah. I think they actually fair to put that one in there. And the vagina holes, that's number three. OK. Well, that's the P-holes. Yeah. Yeah. Are we still supposed to answer something?

We're totally good. We're totally good. Totally good. We get to brush up on your history, your world history, before we go to RTX London. Oh God, okay. We don't want to go to the embarrass ourselves. Yeah.

That'd be a little silly. Yeah. Not, I don't even know if I'm going or not. It has been announced. You're not going, Bernie, and you're definitely not going. I've been to London. It's too expensive. Although, someone told me recently that the, the,

the pound, I was going to you for new the currency of London. But let me tell you some, how little faith this company has in you. I asked other people for questions. And some of the questions I got were, and you can tell me this, like, what's the currency they use in Honolulu? What's the name of it?

But isn't that part of the United States? There you go. People didn't think you would know that. They worked it out. They worked it out. That was part of it. So I heard that the Pound Mose is so far down after Brexit that it's actually you can go there

with American dollars now. It actually have a decent time for a decent amount of money. Because before I go to London and everything looked like it was double the price. Like you did fish and chips were like 24 bucks, but then you realize that it's pounds. Yeah. And it's just like,

holy guy, I played 40 bucks for fish and chips on the river. No thanks. I mean, I could go to a less touristy spot, I guess, but you know, what are you gonna do? Yeah. So, not that I'm wishing ill on the British economy while we show up for RTX. You said it like you were casting a spell.

Yeah. I need Boone of Patrick's Wands. It's in my You said it like you were testing a spell. Yeah. I need Bonapatrix ones. It's in my bag over there. Do you really have it? Yeah. Go get it. You have a wand? Is this the stolen one or a...

Yeah, this is the one I stole. Where's your bag? Now you're saying stole. Well traded. Illyly. Traded without consent. Incorrectly. I gave it under the white table.

It's my backpack. What have you stolen? I have to be so bad. What have you stolen? I'm not gutted. So my sister and I were in target when we were like seven or six and like we stole gum and put in our bags

and then as soon as we got in the minivan to go home my parents could smell it from the back seat and they're like where'd you get that? You hung? Like bubble gum. And they took us back to target, talked to the manager separately when we couldn't hear and said I want you to scare the shit out of my kids so that they never steal again. And so they sat us up on this counter at Target and

the manager came out and gave us this really stern talking to you about how you could go to prison, you could end up there forever and we just cried and cried and like we never stole again. That same thing happened to me. I stole comic book. Okay, I mean, I was told I had to go back and talk to the manager of the CVS. My dad made me go back.

And return it. Yeah, it sucked. It was kind of opposite for me because when I was kid, we would always steal gum from Walgreens. Like you'd put it in your sock, like why you're pretending to look at other stuff. Right, exactly.

And I just walk out and I never got caught and I did it for years. And then I grew up and I stole wine. Because no one ever moved on. You have to do it. But yeah, this is a much better one than the original. It's got runes here. And what is this, the collectors one?

Yeah, that's a serious black wand. God, she buddy. Yeah, not a bad one, huh? Pretty dope. Did you pay for it? Sucker. So actually look, in this robe not a bad one, huh? Pretty dope. Did you pay for it? Yeah. So actually look, in this robe,

I look like I'm from Harry Potter. I know you do. You look very appropriately just, okay, now this is not an interactive one. Right, so the interactive one is hollow. You could smack the shit out of somebody with that one. Oh, yeah, you can. So it's got a little iron core.

The interactive ones have a little like sensor here. Yeah, and then there's parts of the part. It's easy to break. You go and you say, you know,. Yeah, and then there's parts of the part. Easy to break. You go and you say, you know, you know, I'm saying, we can if you want to do whatever. And then the thing happens. Yeah, water spits out or. But I gotta say, watching my kids try to activate those things,

they could be way fucking better. They're like, it takes forever and then the guy has to be like, do it slower and do it this way. And you're like, okay, well, how about you just have somebody back there push a button? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, make it easy. If I stand in there, they it slower and do it this way. And you're like, okay, well, how about you just have somebody back there push a button? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure, yeah. I mean, it easy.

It's like standing there, they're doing something. Yeah, done. And other people, there's like a thousand other people waiting to take their turn to do the exact same animation and interactiveness, you know what I mean? I was super into it for like the first day and then like the second day, I was just like, I was like, you were like, why did they even steal this

for some time? Why did they even bother you? They gave them a better one. I Robinhood in the way. The Robin them a better one. I robbing hood at the place. They robbed it. What is? Yeah. I love the idea.

I can't wait. I stole from myself and gave to a... I'm going to scour social media for the person who said they bought a wand at Harry Potter and they got the wrong one. I'm going to guarantee nowhere in that will be... Oh, and it was a better one. It was a better one. It was a better one.

It was $6 more. I'm totally happy. It's funny because the interactive wand is only $6 more than the non-interactive one. Is it right? So it's like, why would you? But I, this is why. Sticker. Well, yeah, I mean, Sticker is better. It's actually pretty cool that thing. What can it work on here? Show me. So 80 Cortez, you said I should ask you about the Civil War.

Oh, is he tweeting that? Yeah, he tweeted that. Do you know when the Civil War was? Proximately here? 1492. Wow, no. Wow. Don't be, we didn't discover America until 1775.

Oh wait, where was the Civil War between? 1894. 18th of the Civil War between. Oh shit, not 1894. Who fought the Civil War? Oh wait, I do know this. I do know this because Nathan told me. Um, not because I learned it in Civil War. Wait, wait, wait, no, it was in our own country.

Nah, who fought who? The North and the South. That is correct. That is correct. I do know this. Who won? Well, that's debatable. Get the hell out of here. That's neither here nor there, Bernie. If I asked you to draw a hexagon, would you be able to do that? That was my other one. That was, that was my actual. Um, can you take Bernie if I actually draw a hexagon would you be able to do that? That was my other one that was but that was an actual Can you take that white board and draw a hexagon? What you can take your time to do it. There's one there. Okay. It's a complicated structure I think I can it's getting close I think I can. It's getting close.

Is that right? What are you doing? She's drawing for those of you listening on the audio podcast. I mean, it's not pretty. Is it six? Nailed it. That's it. You're hard to stump.

I thought you were going to be easier to stump. You're just going to be smart. She's getting Andy Blanchard to do it. It's almost it's Star Wars. It's the history of the anniversary. It's the history of the anniversary that are sometimes really bad for me. Geography in particular. But you're in charge of all of our global events. I mean, but I know we're London.

If you take me to London and you put me on the list, I will go do that thing where they roll cheese down the hill. What is that? You've never seen that before? It's so cool. Do you get to eat it? No, no, I don't, maybe. I think if you get there first, you get to get it, but it's like a hill in Scotland. I want to say that, it's like a hill in Scotland, I wanna say, yeah, it's a hill. And it's like a serious hill. It's like a 75 degree angle is what it looks like. It's about as close to straight down as you're gonna get.

And then they just roll a wheel of cheese down it and then once the wheel starts rolling, everyone can run after it. And by run, they basically just fall down a cliff, try and get to the first. And then what do you get when you get it? The cheese. That's it.

But then it's all like dirty and grassy. It's bragging rights. Well, it's probably got that wax rind on it. Yeah, it's a good cheese. Now here we go. Here they go. I might have overstated the egg in the whole. Oh, I don't know why I was picturing this

like huge fucking thing at cheese. That's it. That's the little wagon way. We'll cheese. Well, it's not like thermogenic. They have to be like broken bones from that. Oh yeah, without question. Oh!

Oh, oh, oh. I guys hate life. I feel like I could run down that hill without bust in my ass. Okay, but what is the point? I thought it was a huge thing of cheese. Like huge, like the size of a person. Well, what do you want to do?

Like, time cheese? Yeah. Now, you just get like, what is that like a week of cheese? That's a pretty good cheese. Oh, you just get like, what is that like a week of cheese? That's a pretty good cheese. Oh, that was so like hopeful. It's gotten a known for cheese. I don't know, I mean, they're rolling. Hang down the hill.

Meat, not cheese. That's meat. But cheese isn't meat. They have a meat and cheese go together. They're like, bread and feather. Sure they do. Sure they do. Birds of a feather.

So next time we'll have to focus more on history and geography. So, we will take all your history and geography questions for the next version of petiting Nova stuff. And, what do we miss in live, in current events when RTX was going on? Do we miss anything big? Ooh. We had Net Nutrality Day, which came up.

Oh, yeah. And I wanted to tweet so badly on Net Nutrality Day. Just, I wanted to say to Twitter, can we just take a break from Trump for one day? Because I know there's going to be something. There's going to be some huge calamity like he's wearing, you know, the Russian flag on his shoulders or some shit. And both sides are going to go crazy about it. Can we just not do that today? Can we just not talk about Trump today? Can we dedicate a day to something else? Yeah. That's what drives me crazy about the current environment of,

and I'm not blaming the president, and I'm not blaming the media. It's this combination, this frenzy that everybody's in, where it's just like, we can't talk about anything fucking else. Let's be in a Trump. But speaking of Trump, what happened? Did you do some articles of impeachment have been

submitted? Yeah. I mean, for what? For him, firing Comey. Oh, really? And like blocking the investigation. I mean, for what? For him, firing Comey. Oh, really? And like blocking the investigation? Yeah. I've been by the head of the FBI, but it's gotta pass the house, which is-

It's not, that's not gonna happen. Impeachment does have to go through Congress, which is gonna be tough in this environment, you know? But that was yesterday, so that wasn't during our text. Impeachment is a weird distinction, too. Like Bill Clinton was impeached, but not removed from office. So those things two things don't go hand in hand.

It's just like a hearing. It can be confusing for people who aren't part of this country. Yeah, it's like he went through the process of impeachment, which is called being impeached. And even Nixon was not impeached, he just resigned from office before he could be basically. It was clear that he was going to be and

I don't know historically Bethany he lived in DC anybody else impeached. Yeah, how many I'm asking I'm asking I'm just asking We're also gonna have one of the other names named the presidents in order starting. Oh, I can't you that I don't know I don't think close people good George could you even get the second one? What if we just did first name? Is the second one Lincoln? No, oh my god, damn it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait at it. Wait, wait, wait, it's done. It's done. I said same man, that's close enough. So I can't really throw stones on that one. I can't get very far on that as well. So when was what president,

what number was Benjamin Franklin? 63. I think he was 63 yet. 14. He was never president. There we go Chris. 12, wait, wait. Benjamin Franklin was not president.

All right, I was educated in the Texas Public School system. So, so was I. Me too. No excuses. Well, you didn't know it. Yes it is All right, I was educated in the Texas public school system. So was I, so you have no excuses. Well, you didn't know it. I wish I did. Yes, I did. Well, did you? Yes.

Who was third? It's party pants. Jefferson. Who was third? No. Andrew Jackson. Who was third? Ronald Reagan.

Ben, I'm looking at you. I didn't say it. Ben's out back in office. Like, I got nothing to do with this. Leave me out of this. Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan. Say Hamilton. And, um, It's Jefferson. That's this. Leave me out of this. Derek Waters. Ronald Reagan. And, um, Jefferson.

Lyndon B. Johnson. Lyndon B. Johnson. Lady Bird. Lady Bird. I would have sworn Jefferson was the fourth president of the United States. Madison. I would have sworn that.

Yeah, until I named Madison, he's fourth. John, do you know? I'm so James Madison. He said James Madison. So one was King Arthur president. That's the main thing. 1301. SpongeBob Square face. fans with the president. Oh wait. We were gonna ask for anything. We're remember. Oh, we got hit me up Who broke the door? Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I want to ask you a question. We've got a question for you

We've a question the events office. We've been asking everyone lately just to see if you know. Oh, it's not a specific thing about me No, I'm prepared for this. I just wanna be funny to ask. Yeah. Do you know what soaking is? Soaking, soaking. Soak your cells, you guys were talking about it. It's a sexual thing. Yeah. Why would you assume that?

Soaking, cause it's an act. Just think about it. Let it marinate inside. Let it soak. Let it soak a little. I don't know, they can come up with this. Or even worse, I would be afraid I would come up with something even grosser, and then I would,

or like you, for Bernie. Reveal something that I myself. That's crazy. Yeah. Like, you know when you say your kids is afraid months? Chris, do you have a guess? Soaking, do you know what soaking is? To take a guess, Chris.

Chris, you're really fucked up. There's a lot of you should know. Yeah. So there's got to be fluid, right? Yeah, yeah. Is it, is it where you're like in a hot tub for a long time and then? Oh God, that's so boring now. Yeah, get a life. Yeah, get a life loser.

It's where you're at. What do you have? Nothing, I'm just worried about, I'm, I'm going to have boring ass noise. Soaking. We can just tell you, does anyone else, John? No. Anybody want to dive in? It might end up with the wrinkly fingers at the end of the thing?

No. No, wrinkly fingers at the end of the thing? No. Nothing to do with your fingers. Wrinkly something else. Go ahead. So soaking is practiced in very religious Mormon communities where you stick your penis in a vagina, but you don't thrust. You just let it soak with juices. Isn't that just regular sex?

No. Sex is when you actually, sex is when you thrust or pound, but soaking, you just let it soak. It's kind of sit there. You know, it's kind of like a chill thing, but that means in religious communities, it's not sex because you're not actually penetrating. You're just hanging out.

What? No, no, no, no, no, no. But you're not actively. Sex is just putting penis in vagina. That's it. No. Because someone a dude could come instantly and that's still sex. He could just put it in. What dude Chris? Exactly. Everybody on the couch.

Let's be perfectly clear about this. It still counts. It still counts. But yeah, I'm not a virgin anymore. The idea of it just sounds really fun. It's something I want to try. Just go soaking one weekend. Like just because I think it would be funny. It's like a tantrum. John is over there saying, no, no, no. Oh, why not? You don't do that. But you could just...

You don't just lie there, like, insert it. You could, you could lie there, insert it. I would say that, like soaking is, what she's describing is, you do that exclusively and don't do anything else, but you're telling me you never for like pause or even as long as a minute or two minutes. Pause, yeah, that's totally, that's like,

that there's a different pausing and then soaking. Just pause. You can over here where Patrick's tamer is so we can talk to you, not like in some disembodied voice. Patrick, where is that? I don't think it's possible to just sit there and not, it's like you didn't like try and like relax. Like how long's like you can like try and like relax like how long can you so But let me just have you all you can start can you stay hard naturally start moving around you can't help that how long can you stay hard without without

Well you would see you would see it a little bit you do a little Come on no no no no they're following the No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they're following the religious. Well, that's a good angle. Don't want to go to the left. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we, how long is one soak? Like, three, 45 minutes? I would, I would totally, like, that would just be weird just to be sitting there. I know, but think about it. You just, what dude, you talk?

Yeah. Think about when you've never had sex before and you're told that it's wrong and that's the best that it's gonna get. There's no way that if you've never had sex before and you have your penis in a vagina, you can just sit there. Oh, I think they do.

I trust them.. I trust them. I really trust them. Can you soak in an ass? What? I don't think it's that. Wait, no, you just said that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you think would be more awkward, a traditional soaking, or if you did it orally? Where in the mouth? And you're like,

and you're like, then you can't even talk. I feel like that's more awkward. Somebody made a great, but a great point on Reddit, where if you're naked, you're naked, but if you put on shoes, you feel more naked, even if like,

yeah, what is that? I don't know. You feel more exposed. Yeah, if you have, if you put on like, put on tendencies while that? I don't know. You feel more exposed. Yeah, if you have, if you put on, like, put on tennis as well, they did. It's the same thing. If I had clothes on all over me, but it had a very distinct empty space right here,

I'd feel even worse than fully naked. Like if I just, I don't think feel worse like, but shoes in particular, like if you put on pants, you feel half naked, but if you put on shoes, you feel more naked in Amazon. You just choose, like, it's like, you got naked and then put on pants, you feel half naked, but if you put on shoes, you feel more naked. It amps on. You just choose. It's like you got naked and then put on your shoes. Yeah, you have to, I gotta go.

I, I, it applies your head in somewhere, right? Chris, that's a good point though. It's like you're like, I gotta go, I, I'm sorry. And then you run out, but still wearing shoes, but naked. I think that's why I like doing it with shirts on, because I feel like it's like wrong. He gets in the way. That gets in the way, I don't like that.

I like shirts on. You like socks on? No, I don't like socks on. Socks are weird. Listen, that reaction right there, people have a very visceral reaction to socks. I don't like it. I don't have a problem with socks.

I'll turn porn off if they're socks on. On you or on your partner? Either, but I take them off because I've heard it's a point of contention. Yeah girls don't like that. Girls don't like socks. I'm like I'm gonna take my socks off. I'm gonna take them out of one of this. I'll be the hold up. That'd be it. Well you lose, I put mine on to have sex. Do you, John? Yeah, I'm done. I think it cold.

You're gonna like slide across the floor. You get away. Like a risky business. What is the exhaust pipe in a car, dude? Smoke comes out of it? Yes, smoke. Okay. I was specifically- Is this urban other purpose? There's some questions that I had on my list

that I cut because I realized I wanted you to give a specific answer. There was someone I knew at one point in my life where she thought the exhaust pipe was thrust. Like it was like on the back of the spaceship. She thought it was like a jet that puts the car forward was, and if you block the tailpipe, it's why a car could run. Because there's no momentum, no problem, or whatever it is, didn't work.

She knew it wasn't a rocket, but she thought that's what did it. But that was the back of the back of the car. Yeah. But not by the gas. Have you ever driven off with the gas thing still? But that's the thing. But that's the thing. But that's the thing. But that's the thing. But that's the thing. But that's the thing. But that's the thing. But that's the thing.

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you got the full tank, like, nope, you're not good to go. Do you have to pay for that? Or are they like, it's kind of drove off? Blame did on Alan. That was Alan. Alan was driving my car that day. Say you could just drive away and they're like, screaming at him, you go, sorry,

I thought Gus was having sex. I mean, I had to get in there. I had to get in there. Well it's from the bank too, I've also taken those things and they will charge you for that. I have done that. I have looked up, you know, about the pneumatic cube at the drive-through. Yeah, I did that one time. They charged me like 20 bucks one time.

Yeah, I looked up and I got my two. I don't have this thing. No, I have that. I used to put bottle caps in there. Yeah. If you guys, now, do you guys, when you use an ATM, do you check to make sure there's none of those card readers on them? You know I'm talking about that.

Oh, I saw that today. Yeah. I'm not gonna pull out cash off it. I never have cash. I don't think I don't camera the last time I went to the ATM. I've gotten, I've gotten to a point in my life now where I just don't take back coin change, period. Like if, it like, that was at Starbucks today, and I ordered a Starbucks, and I got it at my coffee, and it was 348.

And I gave, I just happened to have four bucks. I gave them four bucks and I said thank you and I just walked away. So it's like, but I feel like, I just don't want to see you get my really bad tip. Like I'm gonna lose the change. I did give him a shitty tip. Are you supposed to tip at Starbucks?

No, we don't have to, but either don't, you either don't do it, or do it well. Yeah, you don't, the middle ground of here's for 52 cents. Here's your 52 cent tip. Yeah, they remember that, they remember you. But I don't wanna take the change that I'm gonna lose which can end up at the bottom of my car

because it's a shitty tip. Well, and then I've got the bucket of change at home and I'm just like then you gotta go up and be like, I'd like to change in my change for money. Those coin stars are so embarrassed. I know, you feel like just like then you gotta go up and be like, I'd like to change in my change for money. You know, and you feel like that. Those coin stars are so embarrassed. I know, you feel like just like the biggest loser. Yeah. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like a can of Ford rent.

So I'm here. Yeah, well, for those of you who don't know what coin star is, there's these vending machines in grocery stores here in Texas. They might be all over the place. I don't know, I don't look out for them. I'm sure they are. Where you dump your bucket to change into it and then it sorts it and then everyone in the store

is looking at you. Everyone is so it and then it sorts it. And then everyone in the store is looking at you. Everyone is so fucking loud. I hate it. A lot of things. It's your reverse slot machine. It's like everyone's not looking at you with jealousy, they're looking at you with pity. Slot machine makes a lot of noise.

I was like, oh man, I wish that was me. And nobody wants to be you. Nobody wants to be the perquist. At the coin start, HUB. They like putting their hand over their kids' eyes. Like, sorry, staying school. Go steal some stuff. They like putting their hand over their kids' eyes. Like, uh, sorry. They in school. Go steal some stuff.

But I did that with my kids for a summer. I made them a deal that they could, uh, at the end of the summer, they could clean the house and they could keep all the change if they took it and they could keep it. Fuckers found $250 for the change, just about. So my lesson on economics was like, I gave him a jar to start him off,

and then they went through everything in the house finding change and they got like $250. Where did they find the most change? Like your house is super, super clean. Oh, no, it was like cash-of-sub. This is when they were like, I wanna say they were like, I talked about the pockets years ago.

They were like four and, and they would, J.D. would have been seven probably. So, I tried to teach him about money and saving money and stuff like that. It totally fucked that up because you give a seven year old 125 bucks. It's like, they're a millionaire. You know, it's like, this was a totally wrong lesson. But they did learn one valuable thing in that and that they had counted it all so they knew how much money they had.

And we went to the coin store machine and they got it and it was less amount. And they were like, what it counted wrong? And I said, oh no, look, they take a percentage. They take a, they take their fee for something. The kids were like, fuck that. They were livid. They were livid. I go, who do you think pays for the machines?

They were like, that should be like five cents. That's how much they should take. The bank will do it for free, I think. A lot of bank will do it for free. Yeah, yeah. If you're in a account. If you're in a account. Yeah. So they ended up learning a lesson.

And you know, you take 7% from 250 bucks. How much does that, how much does that, Patrick? 10% is $25. Yeah, you're right, yeah. Subtract a little bit from that. So 7% of 200 would be $14. And then you add another $350. I've been trying to teach them how to like,

tip on like my credit card. I'm gonna tip you. 20%. What do you tip? I always tip at least 20%. At least 20%. I do max and minimum 20%. What?

So that means 20%. Oh, it's easy. So it's easier that way. I just like, it's hard for me, even if service is bad. I think about the full operation of the restaurant, not just what one component was bad, and I don't want everyone to get screwed over. I don't know, I always tip 20% at least.

Do you wish that they would just include it in the prices for the food? Yeah, just to be done with things. I think it's so stupid. I agree with it. I took the shuttle from the long-term parking, and you're supposed to tip the shuttle person. I didn't know that.

Apparently you are, and I'm just like, but that's their job. I keep those people some person. I didn't know that. Apparently you are. And I'm just like, but that's their job. I tip those people some time. I don't even know. I just never had time. I just tip Uber drivers. They're like, in hand them cash. That's the reason why I call Uber.

So they have cash. Just do it. The whole point. It's annoying. Yeah, tipping, tipping, they don't do it other places. Yeah, people in other countries don't even understand why they do it.

We don't understand why they do it. My employees never tip me. It's weird. The worst. Yeah, that is weird, isn't it? It's really weird. I'm gonna pick back. It's called, I saw your penis.

That was a surprise. I mean, I didn't, I was a friend. It was a dream. So you didn't get a tip in a weird way. Yeah, you did get a tip. Oh, yeah, that was a great tip. So what was your penis? I wouldn't either confirm nor deny those all the issues.

Smart move, smart move. That's the way to do that. Penis at RTX is just, you know. I'm sure there were tons. Don't ask, don't tell. Don't ask, don't tell. Don't ask, don't tell. Do you think so? Oh, hell yeah.

I bet people were fucking all over the place. Yeah, yeah. I, uh, the fourth floor bathroom for sure, I heard it. I think it was Gus and Esther. You can just go to the, look for a place. Is that why I broke when I kicked the door? Yeah, you kicked on the door? Yeah, I had to see.

I had to see, like for all the doors that have been kicked in and that's where people have had sex the course of the event. All right, so our checks London, can we say how many people we think will be attending our checks London? Attendees are talent. Attendees. Oh, we have about 15,000. Oh, that's great for first year.

Yeah. We're probably, here's like something I can share. Since we sold out so quickly, we're doing our best to try to add a couple of more tickets. So we'll be announcing that in the next few weeks. It's not going to be very many. So when we announce it, we can, we can, we can, we can, so we will, we'll make sure that marketing puts out a couple things like either an email or on Twitter or our website, but just keep an eye out because whenever we release those limited, that limited amount, that will be it. We will not be able to add anymore,

because we'll be at capacity. Will you announce anybody before that who's going to work at? Are you two are going clearly? I mean, yeah, everyone only wants to see us anyway. So it's really just like Bethany Patrick. So like, but people already bought the tickets. So like, would they be disappointed if only Patrick and I showed up?

And we did like all the panels, all the autographings. We just did them like 10 times a day. I think that's probably fine. Kino Speaker would be one of the direct descendants of King Arthur. Yeah, there you go. Well, yeah, it's real.

Who should we have as Kino Speaker, Chris, for our takes landed? Uh, can I name anyone? Yeah, anyone. Just think outside the box, whoever. David Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart, okay. David, you said David Beckham.

Why not? You okay with that? You fixed your hair. I'm like, you said it's David Beckham. Wait a second. Wait a second. You're watching right now. Yeah. Why not?

You told me someone you had in mind. You came to my office. Yeah, but not for RTX London. For maybe next year, or Sydney. RTX Sydney or RTX Austin. A friend of the company who's just like her career has absolutely skyrocketing.

Cool. And Johnny Jameson. Yeah, there you go. That's her. That's her. All right, well any closing thoughts on this special Thursday night podcast? Got a tweak. Definitely no stuff, I think, but it's just we got to find it to stomp you better.

We're going to do it again. Right, we're going to keep doing it. This is where it gets personal. I start like interviewing your family and your close personal friends to find out what you don't know. Yeah. And then we'll grill you with that. Okay.

Or we'll just move the game over to Patrick. Yeah. Yeah. All the elderly. You can honestly talk to my employees. They'll know what I don't know. All right. Well, we won't know.

Chris, any closing thoughts? This robe is hot. All right. Well, thank you for joining us on this special Thursday edition of the podcast. We will see you back here on Monday for our regular broadcast. Not everybody. Bye. 1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1. Do you like apples? Example.

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