Rooster Teeth Podcast - Who Cares About Szechuan Sauce? - #461

Episode Date: October 10, 2017

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I It's coffee. It's because you spilled coffee everywhere. He was running in what a nightmare Because that's a clock right there in the time. It's a linear fashion. I don't know what happened. What were you doing right before this? I had a meeting with Will. Will Hyde?

I don't want to make you late for the podcast. Oh, fuck that guy. You made you late? Fire him. He said it while saying I don't want to make you late. Yeah, you made you late. Think if he hadn't said that. That's how close you were. Why didn't what?

Why can't you just left? That's rude. Yeah, just one eight in the middle of it. It's not rude. It's a power play. It's a power move. Well, it's to be fair. I ran between there and here.

I just didn't run fast enough. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You know, you're a British propurness. So Ellie's like that too, where she won't cause a ruckus, but what's great about her, she saves all that up for like when something goes wrong for me and she can be aggressive on my behalf.

Not to me, she's so far. Oh, I got a hug, I was going to say she takes it out on you. No, she have a fight back here. Let me think about that, probably over something. No more time. Shhh. Good thing. Oh, scary.

That wasn't, that was waiting for the. Here it is. Hey, that's what that's what I was hoping that was going to be all cute up. Gavin, I haven't seen you in over a month. I was to do in a while either. What are you doing? Young Gavin free out on L.A. and the desert filming some slow.

By the way, saying you were in L.A. is a very cool. Yeah, geographic footprint for where the fuck you know when in GTA you leave Los Santos and drive to Trevor's airfield. Yep. What's filming in Trevor's airfield? Yeah, there was even a plane. You and Dan got very tan out there. Do you know what? Something happened that's never happened before. I spent a month just sitting in the desert. I tan through my shirt. What?

Like I don't have tan lines on my skin. I just tan right through it. And you don't wear sunscreen, right? At all. No, I did for that. Is your scalp burnt at all? They used to spray it now. Shhh. Spray it with what?

Like the spray sunscreen. Yeah. I've never heard of that. And you're like, how do you protect the top of your ass? Do you do that? I have to, I put, I just a little bit of sunscreen right on the line. But the spray on your part?

Because you're so pale pale you're like clear my Yeah, I'm jellyfish. Yeah, no my scalp has burnt so many times and it's the worst feeling ever I don't think I've had that maybe I should be doing that but my hair is so dense that it's like Sunro have a touch just go I don't think we see if I can get it's pretty pretty dangerous There it is there there's scalp there's like purple. I knew it exists. What's that? It's like purple probably because it is oxygen to probably get anything. It's a would you have a shave? You're it I? Have in the past I think I shaved it during Rishu T's years. Didn't I cool shit? Gustavus a real thing? So I had a previous job the telecom job No now growing it out. It's like I met that stage where it went up for a while

and now it's just like becoming denser and I'm just trying to figure out how long I would have put up with this. Can you wear your hat on top of your hair? Probably. There. It's not the biggest problem in your life right now. It's so funny you say that because something I've been absolutely fascinated by are the people who are furious Oh Furious about the McDonald's Szechuan sauce and if there wasn't enough of it and it's it We we actually had on the podcast. We you guys all here for that. Yeah, I was weird. Yeah, while ago Yeah, a while ago So I mean we kind of did it because it was interesting

and this thing that McDonald's was doing, but if we didn't get it that day, I would. I didn't even know this was a thing. I didn't know it was happening until like, the internet exploded with anger at McDonald's. My, but in a rare moment of profanity, my kids were aware of it and wanted to go do it. And we were going to Fred Rich's bird.

Do they watch Rick and Morty? They do. JD definitely does 15. I think Teddy's probably seen some clips of it. Okay. Teddy watches like basically YouTube. That's everything on YouTube. He just watches it, which is why his computer

is right next to mine at home, because I can hear everything you do. He's listening to, which is the only way you can monitor kids these days. They've got to be just in the fucking watch. Yeah. But, yeah, so we went to, we had to come all the way back, we're gonna go to Fredericksburg for October Fest, which was a

great way to end hole 30 for me. It was a fucking October Fest and eat sausage and drink beer. Are you done with it now? Yeah, everyone's doing it. What is it? It's where you only eat like whole foods. It's a special diet plan. Carrot, apple.

State carrots and apples. Well, so basically, if essentially no dairy, no gluten, no grains of any kind, no sugar, wine. No alcohol. No alcohol. Yeah, it's pretty restrictive, but... Bacon wrapped jalapeno. That you can do, as long as you have sugar, whole foods foods as long as there's no sugar added to the bacon, right?

So basically if you look at the ingredients on a food product It would have more than basically three or four ingredients You're probably not gonna be able to so is the idea to lose weight or to like detox it is to reset your relationship with food Which is actually worked pretty well for me. I have not had a diet coke in 35 days, and I'm not going back to drinking diet coke. I'm having a beer, which is, I went back to alcohol, but I also don't eat sugar. So, that's not true. What's, what?

Do I have to be laughing about going back to alcohol? What's that? What's that? The juxtaposition. Oh, I would have won't eat a... Fuck diet coke. Fuck diet coke, but let's have some free gut. She just has a bunch of natural.

Well, this isn't fucking... There's been around for thousands of years. It's natural, this isn't fucking there's been around for a thousand of years. It's natural. It's good for you. Sugar's in like fruit and stuff. What's in. Natural, natural. No added sugars.

You got to stay away from Dextrose. Could you have like honey? No. Can I not? Yeah, but that was off limits. Plus, it doesn't spoil. You just stop. It's really got that going for it.

Anyway, these fuck heads who are upset about the Szechuan sauce are amusing to me because we went, I got the kids in the car fuck heads who are upset about the Szechuan sauce are amusing to me because we went, I got the kids in the car, they wanted to go get some Szechuan sauce, I went, we drove all the way to the McDonald's right over here, right by the studio, the one on the I-35. And the fucking parking lot was just like, there was tons of traffic, I'm like,

man, ACL is just the nightmare. It's a big music festival that's going on here. That wasn't it, we got to the McDonald's and there was a line of people wrapped around it. And I was like, yeah, I, yes, I assume that what they were there for. Cause they, if you just look demographically at the line, they were either there for Szechuan sauce

or they were selling tickets to the opening of Star Wars. One of the two, what's gonna take place? Do you know a pro ZDKP? On Twitter, he tweeted, hello hot topic. I need a t-shirt that says, I like Rick and Morty, but not a total, but I'm not a total dipshit. Yeah, basically, because Rick, hello hot topic, I need a t-shirt that says I like Rick and Morty, but not a total dipshit. Yeah. Basically, because Rick and Morty fans, I think we're the problem in this, right?

Yeah. Like they were proving themselves to be pretty annoying at something else. People didn't want to be involved with something, you know? That's basically it. Are you Ian? I had a piece of gum, I kind of kind of worked to tell you. Oh, I thought it jumped out. Tiny little fragments of white, a falling out of your mouth.

I had a piece of gum. But why would it be in pieces? Why, I don't know. Do you separate your gum? It's like one for each tooth? I think it was like a dead baited to me to do a crevice and it just came out. I was eating nuts and chewing gum at the same time.

It's a point where you were talking for a while. It was like, yeah, and then you were just like, a bit of a white shit to pull it out. Yeah. You need a moment? I feel like you're fucking up. I'm just gonna have a baby with me earlier today. You guys are gonna have sex? No, we're gonna have a baby.

Just gonna have a baby. That's it. Bar was got baby fear. No, I don't. Don't make that up. That could be a problem. I don't know why. It looked like one of your teeth was coming.

I didn't cry. It was like that night mirror you get sometimes where your teeth are breaking. I never have that. I never have that. I thought that my girl pretty college had the most amazing recurring stress stream where she had a contact lens. That was the size of a punch bowl and it was filled with fluid and she had to get it in.

It always seemed like the greatest dream ever to me. But so we pulled out of the parking lot of McDonald's, me and the boys and Ashley, we're doing it on our way to go to Fredericksburg. And we saw this line. I was like, Oh, no, this is going to take like probably 45 minutes to an hour to get through this line. But the kids are interested in it. You know, when you have kids, you guys don't know this, but when you have kids, you'll do the dumbest shit in the world to entertain them basically if they want to do it. And I said, whoa, there's, this is line for people

for the Session One sauce, I guess. And Teddy goes, what? And I said, yeah, this line goes, there's people in lawn chairs. And I said, yeah, it looks like they've been there a while. And Teddy goes, well, I don't want to do this. I don't want to do that. And JD just went to the back seat and she goes, yeah, fuck it.

And of course, we all, I should have chastised them for swearing, but we all just laughed. And then we left. That's really, I guess I haven't hung out with JD in like a year, but that seems unlike him. It does. I guess he's jaded. Well he also, he had two moments of old Gary on this trip where that wasn't a, no, that was easy.

Let me take it back. Thank you. It was supposed to be a playoff with JD. I assume that's what she was doing. Yeah, that was good. No, it's just, it's like, you picture like Bobbra's always ready to make a pun. I'm always ready to be a playoff of JD. I assume that's what she was doing. Yeah, that was good. No, I just, I think she picked her like, Bob is always ready to make a pun.

I'm always ready to hear a pun from Bob. So I just assume it's gonna be nonsense. Thank you, Gavin. Yeah, that's so complex. October fest in the Frederick shirt, by the way, overrated. I remembered it in my head as being better than what it was. Maybe it used to be better. Maybe.

All that Szechuan sauce showed up in a ruined it. Maybe you don't like the Germans anymore. But people are upset about the Szechuan sauce. They are furious on Twitter about how McDaniel Mc Donald Miss handled McDaniel McDaniel was it just a show that's that an MF? Yeah, I think they said some locations that were supposed to be participate in this promotion didn't get any and some locations only got like Seven those poor employees. Yeah life. I Also feel like okay, let me take it back I said it before that this is all Rick and Morty fans being assholes

I don't mean all Rick and Morty fans are assholes. I mean, it's like they're portraying you're thinking it clearly clearly That's exactly what you meant. No, there's just like a video I saw of a like crowd of maybe 400 people in a McDonald's and they're all like reciting Rick and Morty quotes. And I'm just imagining those McDonald's employees wanting to kill themselves. And there was another guy who jumped on the counter and screaming, give me the Desesh Wandsauce. I'm Pickle Rick, I'm Pickle Rick. And like that just paints them in a negative light.

And if you watch it, it could have been done ironically but it just goes to prove it too. If you do something ironically, you're being the thing. That's like no one is in on the irony with you. Yeah, and that's all your friends. You're just being the thing that's like no one is in on the irony with you Yeah, let's just you friends right you're just being the thing and that guy was a fucking idiot But and then my glasses to come out and apologize. I know for this Well, I want to my career after Rashid I just want to be a person who is a consultant for major corporations and my whole thing will be bring me in when

You're thinking about doing a cool, like hot thing from the internet. Yeah, like a hip. And I'll just show up and say, don't do the cool thing. Whatever you're thinking, don't do the cool thing. But it was probably good from like Donald's toe in sales that day. Probably was.

Yeah, that's fine. And these people, I'm sure despite the negative connotation, it's in everyone's mind now. We're fucking talking about it. Right, I kinda wanna go to McDonald's after this. I know, right? It's working. It was that way when I saw Super Size Me,

I wanted to get McDonald's. You should go and get some chicken, like nuggets in the ass too, it's not supposed to be like, oh, just give me some of that Szechuan sauce. Yeah, I heard it's new. Yes, where we went and then we left McDonald's. Fucking freak out.

Wendy's. We went to another McDonald's that didn't have the Szechuan sauce because it wasn't they lunch. So we went and got McDonald's at a different place. Cause you wanted it. What'd you get? Yeah, you got nugs.

I got two cheeseburgers for you. Quarter pairs. What do you mean for me? No, four people split two cheeseburgers of McDonald's. The cheeseburgers are tiny. Cause we're family from Soviet Russia. That's the one that's wrong with you. Yeah, I got two cheeseburgers.

We want to know what everyone had? Yes. They actually had the buttermilk chicken tenders. The kids had chicken McNuggets cause they were in the mood for chicken McNuggets. And they had it with normal sauces, not Szechuan. And they were totally fine with that. Chicken tenders, the kids had chicken McNuggets because they were in the mood for chicken McNuggets and they had it with normal sauces, not Szechuan. And they were totally fine with that. Chicken tenders, McDonald's.

Why would anybody get that other chicken McNuggets? I agree with you. As you're like, here do you all want to eat something? No, I want one of the chicken McNuggets. The nuggets. Why would you ever choose anything else if you're chicken McNuggets? Totally.

The only way you would choose it is if it's like a giant chicken McNugget. Like if it's just a normal chicken McNugget, but huge, I'd be all about that. No, no, because then the proportions of crust and meat are wrong. You're gonna have a lot of meat. Crust. What's the outside called? The nug scraping.

Better? Better. Get the badly. Anyway, you just have big wedges of chicken. We like to see it in a chicken breast. Be rough. Yeah. Chicken breast is mulch chicken.

I go to McDonald's to eat food that's already been digested. And I have to do any work. I just swallow it and it's already done. You feel it disolven your mouth? That's it. You just swallow the slime. And that's why I go to McDonald's. That should be their name slogan. Swallow the slime. And that's why I go to McDonald's. That should be their new slogan.

Swallow the slime. If you could have that. But Matt, we're first ones sauce. Swallow the slime. If you could have a Big Mac and fries. Do you like Big Macs? I don't, I've only had one in my life. I broke my streak.

Okay. It's fine, it's great. It's great. Give me a Big Mac. I'll eat it. But if they could like blend it all up and just make it into like a food cube that's much denser and you could just eat in one bite,

but it was all the calories of a big Mac. Would you eat it? I eat food for the taste. I'm eating it for the calories. Would it fill you up? I'm not wrong. It would be like condensed taste. Yeah, but you know what?

Like the taste enjoyment would be it heightened because it's dense. Would it fill you up though? Yeah. I don't eat McDonald's to get filled up though. You just see it because it's a treat. Yeah, exactly. That's what bugs me about Blade Runner,

which I saw is that they all the Android eat as well. And it just, this is just a movie's weather robot. See, I know what it's a waste of time. I get it because they want to see more human, but it's what a waste of time. Like these are... And resources.

There seem to be a hologram that cooks for an Android. Can Blade Runner. Blade, have you seen Blade Runner? No. Have you seen Blade Runner? I an Android. Can Blade Runner. Blade Machine Blade Runner? No. Have you seen Blade Runner? I've seen the original one. Have you seen Blade Runner? I liked it.

I've also seen the original one. That's not what he's fucking asking. That completes our discussion of Blade Runner. The new one is considered a bomb kind of, but it made as much money in its opening weekend as the first one made in its entire run. I wasn't a big fan of the first one, to be honest. A lot of people were the fan of the first one. It's kind of a very cool, cool vibe.

There's also like five different versions of it. No, I don't know what I'm saying. The theatrical one's the one. The theatrical one's the one. I don't believe in all that final cut, director's cut, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. When they put out, I got to sneak into it when I was a kid. Way too young to be going to an R-rated movie.

It only made $32 million in the US this week. Yeah, but the original one made $32.5 million or so. Yeah, just that for inflation. All right, but, well one made $32.5 million. Yeah, just that for inflation. All right, but we'll inflation. Come on. Inflation calculator. What was that? 84?

82, I think. 82. You're impressive, right? I can't believe you're just so dismissive. It's gonna be like a by a factor of 10 probably. At 10. 10. Shut up.

How much do you think movies cost to go to back then? Even. In 82, like a buck. Get the fuck out of here I was paying four bucks. We watching cars in a Saturday morning. I'm paying four bucks up to like 96 I don't know if you're older than me. Yeah, so hold on trying to fucking turn the thing. No, I know movies were to buck. They had dollar movie theaters in the 80s. It was a big deal.

And they have nickel ones. Yeah, you had to fucking turn a crank. Nickel. I still have dollar movie theaters. Mm-hmm. Don't still exist. Dollar movie theaters. Probably so. Obviously, they're not like new movies. My dad, that's 83.2 million dollars adjusted. So it's barely three times. Yeah, almost three times for the record would have been 320 million dollars just you know. That's how far you're almost. It's not even comparable. It's not even comparable. You owe me 240 million dollars. That's what I'm saying. A just for inflation. It's zero. It's just for inflation. It's not even comparable. You owe me $240 million. That's what I'm saying. A Justin for inflation? It's zero. It's not the same for inflation. It's zero.

That's what the economy collapses in the post nuclear environment of Blade Runner. I do like this. I will say this about Blade Runner. They took the world that they built and they made a true sequel to it. Is it an LA again? I don't think they updated it for, you know, changes in modern technology

and how that would have been projected further forward. There is a piece of technology that he has, I'll say it right now because I don't think it's critical to the movie, he has a drone as part of his car, but that doesn't seem to be to be like something that felt egregious to me. But it's the one piece of technology that has been developed since the 80s.

Do they have tons of companies like the original? Yeah. And all the huge advertisements. That's some companies that didn't make since the 80s. Do they have tons of companies like the original? Yeah. And all the huge advertisements, as some companies that didn't make it in the original. I think there are, I mean, the entire everywhere and Pan Am and all these other companies. Right, and Sony. Pan Am still around.

No, no, Pan Am's gone. Was Pan Am in the original? Yeah. Classic advertising. They should have used it. I'm sure the logo's available. Didn't they use Pan Am for Mad Men? A bunch?

I think so. And catch me if you can. Yeah, that was a good, true story. Yeah. I was like, confident around that stuff. I love that movie. Anyway, Szechuan sauce, fuck it. People are mad about it.

Well below the dub, dub. Good Lord. People can just go to another universe where the Szechuan sauce never went away. It's terrible. What? Parable. Rick and Morty, come on.

Oh, yeah. Imagine, yeah. To be upset about that, imagine how many things in your life would have to go right in order for that to go wrong. Like all of the things that would have to line up. There's a lot of things perfectly. There's a lot of things in the world I'm mad about right now. Szechuan sauce doesn't even register on that.

She didn't even know what was happening. I didn't even know it was going on. I like the show. I'm a person on the internet. Yeah, we live in a world where it's like, yeah, but that's not a real problem. Yeah, it's like dismiss it as like some shit that you heard about.

Which is fine. Everything's so important now. Well, people are mad about it. Like they want a boycott McDonald's. And by the way, when I'm new consulting business, boycott McDonald's. It, yeah, right. If like that's it, not because they're poisoning me

and I'm paying them to do it, but because they didn't have my particular flavor of poison on this day Do you think it will go away like Terry under a ketchup 250 is from now. Do you think fast food like that will be illegal? I think you'll have cubes A little desk cubial with your food at home. I saw me pills My food pills I think the matrix is Is gonna be like human a prophecy pot. I think the matrix is gonna be like human prophecy. But I actually think we're gonna be there like in 40, 50 years. Robots farming us for energy.

People are gonna prefer, I listen, if they had the matrix today, people would walk into it. What like ready player one kind of style? Yeah, I think that people be very disconnected from reality. They'd want a different life. Well, then you wouldn't care about your reality. Reality would be like boring and shitty. It's awful.

It's the way you get to your pod. I think about how much time I spent playing like World of Warcraft. And that's nowhere near like that. It's garbage. It's garbage. Compared to what we're gonna have. Yeah.

And have a world where, I mean, if we mentioned World of Warcraft, where Gus is like the coolest person in the world and everyone else seems like a real person, but it's just a bunch of Gus is cool with some people. Please, I'll meet them someday. I never text Ashley ever. I know where this is going, but I guess a while ago, I texted because Stadio Valley was

Yeah, delayed. And then months and months went past, and then I texted her again. What she texted me saying like the release date. And now all we do is text about study, Valley. I'm so happy. I'm saving it for the trip to our text London. It's so good for planes. It's the best game. You if you played it on a switch. I'm not playing Breath of the Wild.

I have my switch going. You finally switched it up. I did. I got my switch. In my bag, that's how dedicated I am. What color Joy-Con's you're rocking? Blood standard. Should I get this before? I'm going to be great. Yeah. Should I get a switch? my bag. That's how dedicated I will call the joy cones you're rocking put standard

Great Yeah, absolutely should I even have protective case for myself you like it I do 10 hour flight coming up. Yep I don't know if you can walk in or storm by when you're a Switch yeah, really they're pretty slow and then tend to storm by oh cool. Where's that? New York this one. Oh cool. Hey Got by New York on your way to London. I was just in New York. He's on the way, bitch. It is on the way.

Just tell the pilot, fucking land in front of the Nintendo store. Or you got the other way to stop and Tokyo, get one there. Yeah, right? Because that's on the way to London. Sure it is. If you go to the other way, Mother Nature. I like how that's more out of the question for you. Well, everywhere is on the way, eventually.

Exactly my point, Gavin. I'm glad to see you've come around in my way of thinking. Eventually. I could stop in New York, go downtown, get a switch and get back on a plane before the Tokyo way. Hey, what a race. Let's do it. No, I don't. Are you on my flight to London, so I just changed my flight.

You changed. See, this is how you got out of the bet with Ellie. No, we'll just postpone the bet. Also, what does that mean? Hey, check this out. Gus, listen to what Gavin just said. I didn't lose the bet. We're postponing the bet.

This is like the achievement race all over. I had to change my flight. But let me tell you this, you're working to office when nobody pays their bets. Go ahead. I paint my bets all the time. I did away anisters. So I found out American and I was like,

hi, I was doing all this friendly fluff that Ellie taught me. Well, just yelled at me at yelled at my face. Friendly fluff. And she was like, unless you buy a specific ticket number on British Airways, it's very difficult to get the upgrade and has an inside line. But go ahead. And in three years, this woman I was talking to on the phone said she'd only ever got one upgrade using American miles on British Airways. I just said it was not possible for me

and I thought that's fine, I'm changing my flight anyway, but it was not gonna happen. Thought, did you get your upgrade in the new flight? Is it it'd be funny if you didn't get the upgrade you had to lay over? I wasn't bothered, I had to change my flight the last minute. Oh, okay.

So when you fly out? Wednesday. Are you really? Night. Are you doing the thing with me? What what day you're doing the thing? Oh, so I'm going Tuesday. I'll be there on Thursday. Okay, cool. I think I'm on the same flight. I'll wave at you while I pass by you. Just gonna sleep, dude. The reason I had to change my flight. Just to take you to sleep. You're done. I had to so I was shooting all smiles of shooting. For a long time, the desert. Pre-edited a video was shooting all smiles of shooting for a long time that doesn't pre-edited a video ready to go.

Video involved a gun. Big fat mass shooting. Go ahead. I'll not put that one up. So now I have to quickly edit a new one. You made a tweet about that. Did I? About gun violence and I was going gonna ask you about this.

I was gonna ask you, you're very anti-gun, so for us to say. What if I'm anti-like just everyone? Yeah, I guess so. So why do you put guns in your videos? Cause I'm in the USA and it's legal. Okay. I mean, I also had explosions in my videos.

You don't send me blow and shit update today. No, that's a good point. That's a good point. I mean, all of our videos are my videos. You know, send me blow and shit update today. No, that's a good point. That's a good point. I mean, all of our videos are like things that you wouldn't normally do. Right. Do you think I shouldn't have guns in my videos? I didn't say that.

I just think it's interesting and I wanted to hear your opinion of how you are very anti-gun and it's important to you. I'm not anti-gun. I'm anti the laws of guns. They allow you to have guns that just allow people to have these like just shit loads of them and the big old fat Ones that fire really fast that but that you've gotten your hands on if it was the other way if it was like so England You can't really get a gun that you can fire twice quickly

It's usually like a black powder or a rifle that's single shot so it's like a black powder like a musket I think the only handgun you can have is a black powder musket. UK legal. But the idea is, is that if you walk into a crowd, you can shoot once and chances are that's the only shot you're gonna get off. That guy probably deserved it. The first guy.

Well, anyway, there's like laws in place. Joke Barbara, there's laws in place to prevent mass, mass killings. We talked about it. You can still use guns in England, they're just different types. But you've used automatic weapons in your videos. This is true. The UK banned handguns in 1997.

Citizens are still able to own and shoot some shotguns and rifles with a license. Shotguns and rifles have to be licensed through local police force, they carry out checks on it For firearms other than a shotgun applicants must give police a good reason for wanting to own one Hunting or being a member of shooting club might be seen as a good reason self-defense is not considered a valid reason semi-automatic firearms are legal as long as the size of the cartridge they are designed to fire is no bigger than point 22 inches in diameter Yeah, so I like or legal songs. They don't hold more than three shells cartridge, they are designed to fire is no bigger than 0.22 inches in diameter. Yeah. So I like early goes on because they don't hold more than three shells. There's three

regulations. But anyway, it's like getting amount of shells. And then that includes one in the chamber. I could still make those inning than I guess it's just a lazy to shoot here. And that's still legal here. Is there such a thing as a three shell shotgun? You just put a plug in it. I can't believe you take the plug out.

Yeah, but then that's illegal. Right. I mean, that's the same way in the US. Well, I don't know if that's still okay. It's when I was growing up, you could only have a shotgun that held so many shells and you had to have a plug. It's like 11.

Right. It's a lot of shell. What I'm saying is I don't know of any shotguns. It's a double barrel shotgun, obviously, it's two, but then there's no chamber. I mean, the barrels are the chamber. Right. So it's like, what's the one that has three?

It's like a pump shotgun where you have two shell. The chamber one and that's it. Yeah, you should have put along along. I followed up my tweet by saying, yeah, we clearly have other problems, the aren't guns, like bombs and knives and acid and stuff. I was just saying that the gun laws stop machoing. Listen, I just wanted to ask you,

because I was curious about that. And I would have asked you on Twitter, but as an older person in this company, Twitter seemed like an insane way to ask you a question about your point. So I decided to ask you on the podcast. Well, I mean, you know, when you've got someone's number and they've got yours, you want to discuss them? That's a good way to do that. Then people talk about how you're calling them out and it becomes a whole dramatic event.

No, but like now you could actually talk about it and people can't speculate where you're talking about. I reported you, thanks Gus. Even though you're gun enthusiasts, yes, you preface that other thing. Listen, stop trying to make nice with all the fellow gun enthusiasts. I'm just, get out.

I have to say it so that they know I'm not someone who's just afraid of guns and doesn't understand them. Okay, I know I'm very intimately familiar with firearms. Another reason. You know I have two guns. That's adorable. You what? I have two guns, I fuck you'm very intimately familiar with firearms. Another reason. You know I have two guns. That's adorable. You what? I have two guns.

I fucked it up. I fucked it up. You beat me to it, you fucking asshole. I plugged it. I put three rounds in it. Bullets look good and slow, my two. That's another reason to fire bullets. Yeah, no, no, I'm just saying it.

It's just, you know, it's, it's a thing. You know, I was wondering about that. It's a thing, you're coming at me. You know what would look really cool? Insolent mo?'s a thing. I was wondering about that. The thing, you're coming at me. You know what would look really cool? Insolimo, shooting a deer. You can do that? It would look cool. No, yeah, see there you go.

That's against the terms and conditions of YouTube. Kill me. No, it's not actually. There are hunting videos on YouTube. You sure you can't monetize those? You can. Is it like a graphic level though, like if someone's hunting something far away? hunting it's a hobby video and it's

not like- Didn't you say you yeah you saw a video like that you tweeted about a video or something. Well the deer died and the guy was crying. It was really emotional about it. And because I've never hunted I was like why is this guy crying? Is it really that big deal? Yeah and then you said it you the wording was in a weird way where some people misconstrued what you were trying to say. But it's very hard to tweet right exactly what you mean in one now you got 280 characters, right? I feel about that. I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I love working. I love working within the constraint no 140 characters I don't know if I have it as someone who does social media for a living It's kind of nice to have that flexibility. No, it's not nice. I'm getting a head shake.

Why isn't it nice? Sponsored tweets, they want more. Oh, no. That makes sense. Just say no. Yeah. Just say we only have 140 characters. We ever got in the 280.

It's a lot. Which between two other 280 tweets. Oh, Jesus. There's a shotgun called the Triple Crown, which is like a double barrel shotgun, but with three barrels. I've never seen that gun before in my life. Send me that. Oh, you can't.

Cause you're on a look just got the R.T. podcast hashtag on Twitter. Why can you all the Johnny. Geez. You ever seen that before? No. It's pretty cool. So what I miss? Does it have? How does that work? I don't know. What did you miss? Yeah. Was it have three triggers? Why did you leave? Oh, I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. I don't know what did you miss? Yeah, I don't have three triggers. Why did you leave? Oh?

I don't know that's a good question. I know I don't know anything about that almost like a computer render though I think that what it might know I think the switch up top might toggle between your different barrels that seems like a weird way to approach that what is that is that real maybe just as all three wants fucking cannon It's raining, shotgun pellets. That'd be awesome. I think it was this August. Since August, mid August? Like 22nd. What did you miss?

You missed the wrap of blood fest. Film that. Uh. It's getting a trigger. It's so weird. These guys are just going to keep talking about fucking guns. Queen move on. We're not even talking about them.

We're silently sitting on the podcast looking. I know. That might be the longest gap of nothing being said on the podcast in the history of being on this podcast. I was just fascinated. Because I filled up the time by asking a question that required thought. So there were two moments of different thoughts happening,

but no one's saying. Yeah. Because I'm trying to think of what the fuck happened in the last month and you guys are looking at your precious gutter. If there's a pause and you've got time, you need to fill, you know what you can fill it with. What could you guess?

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It's an alternative history book. It's basically, January 1864, General Robert E. Lee faces defeat. The army of Northern Virginia is ragged and ill equipped. Gettysburg has broken the back of the Confederacy and decimated its manpower. Then, Andreas Rudy, a strange man with an unplaceable accent approaches Lee with an extraordinary offer.

A rowdy offers, demonstrates an amazing rifle. It's rate of fire is incredible. It's lethal efficiency is breathtaking. And Rudy guarantees unlimited quantities to Confederates. The name of this weapon is the AK-47. So it's in it, it's like an alternative history thing where somebody goes back in times and gives the Confederates. The name of this weapon is the AK47. So it's in it, it's like an alternative history thing where somebody goes back in times and gives the Confederacy AK47.

It's like the same premise you see all the time or the same thing that you see over here, like if 10 Marines went back to Sparta and fought against, you know, whatever. They have those cool simulators on Steam Nothin. Right. It's like the exact same thing, like who would win? There's some very popular shows on the history channel about that.

But like bravest warriors, I know that's this cartoon. But something like that, I forget the name of the show. Did you see a speed of the Confederacy? Did you see a John Oliver segment about Confederate statues last night? I did not. Is he still talking about Confederate statues? It was really interesting. Well, like he talked about people's perception of the Confederacy, and how most people think

that, or the common defense of the Confederacy and the Civil War was fought over states rights, when he finds quotes from the people who started Confederacy explicitly detailing how it was about slavery. And he goes into how the claim that it's about states rights is tenuous while it is there is validity to it It's really tenuous and how so how all these statues were built Way after the civil war Being to have slaves in most days right that's one of the rights I mean when they talk about states rights. I did have an interesting conversation. Sorry you guys aren't Americans

Chelsea Harfouche the other day. We were at lunch and we were she's from Lebanon. We were talking about how I said, I said, you love it? I said, did I remember Beirut growing up all the stories about Beirut in the news when I just went up in the 80s? Your country had a revolution, right? And she said, well, no, not a revolution, a civil war.

I said, it's a revolution when the revolutionaries win. It's a civil war when the government wins. That's basically the way that works. And then it made me think about our civil war too, because of all the things that's in the news today. And, you know, California and Texas both talk about seceding. And it seems like, okay, if they vote to leave the union, Catalan in Spain is going through this right now. It's kind of this idea in the Democratic society. Yeah, we should be able to split away. But that's not the case. Like if they try to do that, like when the Confederacy tried to split away from the US, the US fought them.

Like they said, no, you're not doing that. You're going to be staying in this country and you're going to do things the way we want to do things. And it's an idea that these, you know, it does seem like there's an ability to succeed in our constitution, right? That they could do that if they wanted to. I think I've heard people claim that it's a clause that Texas agreed to when they joined

the union which I think is that I should have the right to succeed. Right. Maybe that's why I learned growing up reading Texas history. So does each state have a different contract? Like a deal. Like we're not a bad contract guys. We can't get out of this. We got a review of the 50s. Yeah.

I don't know. I just think it's like one thing and then they're done. TikTok Games locked here in the union. And then you don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. Paperwork for that must be crazy. We'll think about like Brexit, right? Like the UK joined the European Union.

Now there's like trying to leave. And it's like, well, let's go take us a couple of years to figure out the paperwork alone on that. Have you noticed any effect from that for you personally? Me personally? Yeah, just in terms of like traveling there. Well, yeah. I mean, I still can go everywhere in Europe that I still could Yeah, I mean after it happens maybe But I think about like my visa petition. There's a lot going back and forth for a few years on that and then at the end of it

They just gave me my complete visa application and petition. It's like this thick and that's just for one person to move to America. Like how thick is the paperwork for the UK to leave the European Union? Sick with two C's. Like what? Could you even stack all that paper in one stack?

Right, and put it full over. Like if one person had to type it all out, how long would it take that person to type out all of the paperwork? I wanna see the final paperwork when that's done. It's like, and we're out. You guys have to have to read it all. Oh, God.

How many pages would you be in before you do that thing where you look at the last page, see how long it is? Like, I'll just read the last sentence to see how it ends. Yeah. And you're clear. Okay. Oh, good. Well, the first sentence and last sentence of every paragraph

until you're done. Like buying a house too is just wedges of paper. It, oh yeah. And you're just signing shit. Yeah. That's like a 30-year agreement, you know what I mean? And you just want to keep these. Here's what this means basically. It's like eight pages, but we're not gonna take our word for it.

This just means they just sign it yet. After I got my work visa, I would travel with the entire thing of my documents for my work visa every time I would leave the country. And one time I had them on the counter of the immigration desk, whatever the fuck it's called, Customs desk. And the guy was like, you know, you don't need to travel with all that. And I was like, really?

They told me I need to bring all my paperwork every time I travel. He's like, no, you just need the last sheet with like your little card on it. It's like cool. Ellie's currently traveling with a green card renewal, basically. So it's a renewal letter that she's-

Did it expire already? I don't really know. Yeah, I think so. The green card was 10 years. 10 years. Yeah. It should be 10 years. Maybe it's permanent residency,

but she's got something. But you got a renewal letter for it. I think that conditional to a point through marriage. Yeah. This is like a renewal on whatever it was. Anyway, when we were coming back from Toronto, I think I told the story we got back, where they stopped her coming,

she got through the Toronto checkpoint, and then she got to the US checkpoint in Toronto to come through the US, and they were like, Toronto's like, oh, that's great. Got the letter here, makes sense. You see this all the time. Great, just to the US checkpoint, they're like, nah. What?

Wait, where was the US checkpoint? In the US. No, it's in Toronto. But there's only, what, you only go through one customs agent. I thought you just meet US checkpoint in the US? No, it's in Toronto. But there's only, what, you only go through one customs agent. I thought you just meet US customs in Canada. Yeah, you go through obviously. For me, the Toronto person was a person

let her through to the US place, you know, there was no problem. But anyway, either way, the US person was like, I have what you're talking about. I've seen this before. It's like advanced screening where you can preemptively enter the country. I've seen this before where the US will have. They have it in KQ and two.

Yeah, yeah. Like the common destination of the US, you don't do it enter the country. I've seen this before where the US will have. They have it in KQ and two. Yeah, I think that's the common destination of the US. You don't do it in the US, you do it outbound because they're common destinations. And they were like, no, you can't do that. You're not coming through to the US. Not happened. Now it was it. No help.

And so she was, she was, she was show the letter and everything like that. The solid prepared to fight with this person. And then they said, okay, well, let me talk to my supervisor. Supervisor comes over, takes one look at her and goes, Ellie, are you here shooting a vlog? And then he's asking her about the trip

while she's just sitting there stamping stuff and letting her through. So it was like the greatest thing ever, like short circuited all that stuff. So new Rucherti, I guess. Yeah, yeah, the new Rucherti. She think that would have happened if they didn't know Ruchertieth like they should have been let through?

They probably would have given up a hard time for a lot longer than that in that letter. She says they put her in a little room and yell at her basically is what they do. Have you ever been in a little room where they yell at you? I've been yelled at without going in the room. Yeah, I've told the people yelled at

in the line at Heathrow before in London. Like screaming at people like, what are you doing? Why are you trying to come into the country? Where is she? We know you're lying. Like, Jesus Christ, like, it's unnerving when you're waiting in line and it people like, what are you doing? Why are you trying to come into the country? Where is she? We know you're lying. Like, Jesus Christ, like, it's a nerve when you're the waiting in line and it's like, they're yelling

at someone right next to you. Yeah, and you're just like holding on to your paper. They're like, I swear. It's so sad. There's no such thing as being a citizen of Earth. It's all like, never will be. Luck of the draw where you were born. I mean, it's so silly, right?

We're on the same planet. I can see why everyone conquered at the same place. It definitely has to be a place, but it is kind of crazy. Why can't everyone go to the same place? Well over population of the good places. The good places. Well, then it wouldn't be a good place. Back to the deserts. Just the good places where we want to hang out. New or Trico crowded. Or as Trump says, Puerto Rico.

Does he? You didn't see that fucking stupid ass clip of him? No, I saw something where he's throwing a Puerto Rico. He was throwing paper towels. Dips shit. It was so mocking and so fucking dismissive. Really? Yeah, so terrible.

I'm so happy with himself for a fucking piece of shit. Anyway, I'm sorry. Puerto Rico. So they voted. Do you remember they voted to become a state in May of this year? Maybe we're thinking of it. Maybe we're thinking of it at this point. You know, I mean, one of the reasons why the US was going to like,

yeah, that's great. They have $70 billion of debt. Something like 40 million of which is a Trump bankruptcy in Puerto Rico for a golf course or something like that. But yeah, they voted to become the 51st state in the union, which they traditionally have always voted against, right? Yes. And then a couple of times, yeah.

And this year, they're like, yeah, we want to do that. And then this happens, you know, with the hurricane hits and very little or very late response. Or you could say very little and very late response both using and instead of or call the party and column B and the superset and yeah, I think they would be rethinking it at this point. Do we have a do we have a death tally for Puerto Rico? The last I read was 34. I don't know if that's gone. The amount of people without power was insanity. It's great. And they're going to be without power for a long

time, aren't they? Yeah, it's still at 34. Yeah, it's gonna take months, they said. And I think that Elon Musk was in talks with the governor of the island talking about trying to get solar power. Fuck yeah, he is. To help rebuild the infrastructure. That's awesome. I hope he turns out to be a bond villain.

He's so set up. What they do have, he's gonna be a bond villain. He's gonna be a more radio observatory there. Yeah. It's from Golden there. Yeah, right? Yes, from Golden Eye. Hey, big yeah, it would be great to be on boss. You say let me just I have a satellite that'll redirect the sun's rays directly at Puerto Rico.

So that you guys can get tons of power in the city of death rate. A death array. It just like zaps everything. That was the other day. The thing that one. Yeah. As I'm saying, it doesn't matter what bond movies from it's

a city needs to be a Bond villain. He could make the Iron Man suit. Like he could make a full version. I think about that all the time. I think about it all the time. He got $1 billion. Did you hear about the weird controversy around Marvel at New York Comic Con?

It was on Friday. They announced that the next day on Saturday, they were gonna have a joint activation with Northrop Grumman. That's so weird. It was really weird. What is that? Yeah, who is that? It's a big defense contractor.

Yeah. They're like one of the largest customers of the real stuff. You have this department of defense. Yeah, they make like fighter planes, right? Like you would, as a consumer, you'd never buy anything from them, but the government buys like weapons all the time. And then they tweeted, come buy our booth. We're going to do something with Northrop Grumman.

If he got fucking mad, then the next week it was just like the events been canceled. That will not be happening. I was at New York, I'm kind of no idea about that. I really wonder what the fuck were they going to announce? Why did they get mad? Because it's, I mean, it really goes to the core of a lot of what the movies and what the canon

is dealing with right now, right? Like Tony Stark regretting being a weapons manufacturer. Yeah, it only goes, he got blowed up by his own. He'd have been fine by his own bomb. And so it's just a weird crossover. Also like as a consumer, you all have never heard of him. Why the fuck do they need to have a marketing deal? I see that they're going to make a really cool prop with the people.

Why? Maybe not a prop. Maybe they were going to make, I'm marketing. I seem like they're gonna make a really cool prop with the people. Why? Maybe not a prop, maybe they were gonna make an actual mech suit or something like that. And they were gonna debut it in a place where people would be like, fuck, no, fuck, a mech suit, that's great. Does it have just one sauce? Oh my God.

You didn't make enough for everybody, fuckers. I can't imagine how most of those conversations went to you with the session on film. I just don't even wanna think about it. It makes me angry. Because you feel are so mad on Twitter, they probably weren't the least bit. Just saw so many stories about people's kids crying

and how they're ruined, they're weak. I know. And this is like, they're looking forward to it. It's like, this is a sauce that you're gonna try and then it's over. You know what I'm saying? They also have a boycottting McDonald's. They probably even boycott it that day.

Yeah. They're probably like,cott it that day. Yeah. They were probably like, hey, you said you're gonna have all this book, a session like sauce. You'll have 20 packets in this location. This is fucking unbelievable. I have the, uh, two cheeseburgers. No, I'm making the large fry and large side coke. I guess sweet and sour.

Yeah, I'll have a 20 piece of food. I know it's exactly how most of those conversations went. McDonald's probably in all those locations did gangbusters business. I bet a lot of people did exactly what you did with it. Like, man, we're never gonna get food here. I still want McDonald's to look like a killer. Yeah, one of your things I'm thinking about here, you're ready.

You're the boss of it. And when you're hungry, it's like, I'm gonna be eating it so fast because McDonald's is so good. Also, if you can, I do you want to eat somewhere in your head. Yep. Yeah. Yeah.

Anywhere else you want. Just shitty after that. I met the real BB8 at New York Comic Con. The real BB8? Yeah. How big is the real BB8? Bigger than I thought it was actually going to be. It's like, it probably comes up to about like mid-thigh on me.

Is that just ball or is that ball plus head? Ball plus head. Got it. Yeah. It's funny. But it's funny because we wanted to take pictures with it. I'll dare you. We wanted to take pictures of it.

And we all lean down and take a photo. Carrie leans down. Yeah, I was carried. Leans down and take a picture of it. And a force of habit, you know, you put your arm around so I'm going to take a picture. And he starts to go like this. And the person controlling is like, don't touch it.

And then he has to remove his arm. Apparently you're not supposed to touch this thing at all. BBA is a journal folk. He's really struggling with it. I get why they don't want people to touch it. Is it like, surely they've made a bunch of them. It's the one they use in the movie. Yeah, but no, no, no.

I know, I know. I know. One of something from movies, it get broken. It's one of the official ones. One of the ones they use in the movie. The one that got the least damaged Yeah, the fact that they don't want people touching BB8 reminds me of a headline I read I think was last week, and I'm gonna read it to you right now Men at tech fair molest three thousand pounds sex robots so much. It's left broken and heavily soiled gross What convention was this soiled?

It was and heavily soiled. Gross. What convention was this? This soiled. It was, uh, see, it's not that the arts electronic are festival in lens. Where's lens? I like the idea that they're like showing out the thing. Is it soiled? Heavily soiled.

How would you rate the soiling? Lens Austria. Mildly soiled. Austria? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Have you ever seen this documentary about real dolls? So people were just like, with the ceiling, Lins Austria, mildly soil Austria. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Have you ever seen this documentary about real dolls? So people are just like, just shagging it or whatever.

Wait, so they're like gangbanging this thing? Apparently. Oh, that's not. That's not related. Someone's going to town on it. Even a little fingerblast. What in the world? Yeah.

Where are the two used to it? Follow coming. I guess. The doll, are they? Where are the details? Like, it's all coming. I guess the doll I'm reading from the article here, the doll, which reacts intelligently to touch and talks was left filthy and broken by the never ending male attention and has now been sent off for repair. Intelligently detached, I could program that fucking robot says, don't touch me. According to Austrian media, who

tested Samantha, she reacts when someone massages her breast by moaning Santos complain the guy the person who made it Santos complain the people mounted Samantha's breasts her legs and arms two fingers were broken She was heavily soiled Fingers Why were her fingers? People can be bad because they did not understand the technology and did not have to pay for it They treated the doll like barbarians

So everyone is kind giggling, but this is one of those conversations guaranteed in our lifetime technology and did not have to pay for it, they treated the doll like barbarians. So everyone is kind of giggling, but this is one of those conversations, guaranteeing our lifetime, this conversation will not stand the test of time that we thought that this was funny. There'll be a point in time somewhere in the future where this will be a crime. Well, like, AI is so advanced that it's actually cruel to figure out a doll to death. There was that. But they broke their fingers and everything else. Yeah. At else. Yeah. At a tech convention. So what's the line like for that attraction?

I would be 45 minutes. Not as bad as the set one sauce. Well, I don't know. Well, I don't know. Yeah, you think this will be a super outdated conversation where we're like a bunch of people. Laughing at it. Yeah, we don't give a shit about it. I think it'll be a super outdated conversation where we're like a bunch of cool. Laughing at it. Fosters. Yeah, we don't give a shit about that.

I think it'll iterate, right? Like obviously, we're not at a point where this doll has any feeling or any consciousness. Is it for you to say, it's just not. Actually, it's easy for him to say. Yeah, it is. But we will get to a point where that is going to happen. There is a documentary about real dolls,

which are those like life-size dolls that are made with like customizable faces and breath size and body types and everything like that. So fascinating documentary, but there's this one guy who repairs these dolls for people, and there's this one guy who they're focusing on the documentary has to send his doll away because it's so damaged and used by him, weathered. And the documentary then follows the guy who repairs the dolls and he receives it in the crate. And he carries it into his house and lays down a bed to start examining where it's done. And he sticks his fingers in the vagina and he was just like, because he's like, what else is he gonna use?

He's gonna scoop everything out with his hands. I'm sure he's gone through a cleaning process. He's done that he's desensitized to it. It's like a doctor. Exactly. He's like, I think they call like the dull doctor or something like that. The dull guy. But he's like looking inside of it.

He goes, oh, yeah, this thing's ripped to shreds. And he's just like looking around at it. It could completely desensitized. If you're not ripping silicone to shreds, that's like, what are you doing? You're going to hell with bitch shoving some like stronger than your generals, right? I mean, I would think. Barb, you want to wait on this? I should be able to be doing stuff that they wouldn't do to a human.

What? Okay. Well, because there's no, yeah, there's no pain tolerance on the other side. I think most of the people who want a real dollar are doing stuff that are not allowed to do to human, no matter what they're doing, like sitting in the same room and talking. That guy just thinks. So I went back and I looked up things that Northrop Grumman makes.

I was joked by the way, I feel like anybody can do whatever the fuck they want to in the privacy of their own home. And whatever the fuck. I really do. I mean, I mean that. That is totally true. Tell the joke.

Yeah, it doesn't hurt anybody else. What do I care with you? Like, he a dead body. Yeah, he's not the best on the body died. No, you can't eat a dead body. That's, there you go. I need the piece of it. That's the right answer. There you go.

You're coming around. That's the point of the body died. If a died of natural causes, you know, I'd say. If it was a willing face. Dispint, it was annoying. No, I'd say if what you're doing doesn't hurt anybody else then, yes, and whether or not your dead body constitutes, did you mean hurt?

It is your body. Gizzing on a bag of kittens. That's, that's animals. You're talking about, that hurts kittens. Uh, anything else you want to reveal? Does it hurt? Or is it just weird and cruel? No, it's fucking terrible.

I have so many questions. I'm so terrible. There's something really awful that wouldn't hurt anyone. It hurts the kittens. Does it hurt the kittens? It does, it's fucking terrible. I have so many questions. I'm so terrible. I'm so terrible. There's something really awful that wouldn't hurt anyone. It hurts the kittens. Does it hurt the kittens? It does. It's not right.

I feel like- It's not right morally, but what the kittens being in a bag hurts the more than that. Well, the bag is more of just like a nice little basket just to keep them all contained. But are they covered from the gist or is the gist going on to the- The kids just like streaked across a few of them. They can clean me too.

I would say that that's wrong, yet not harmful for the kitten. Cause one of the half-and-a-halfs accidentally, it's not harmful. Like the cat will get over it. But the cat won't get over it if you can't do it. You bought a bag of kittens. I think I won that argument. It's just a further going. I think I won the argument.

Oh, but what? It's not fine just because you do it in your own home. I say you've doesn't hurt anybody. I think it hurts the cats if you're... Why does Chissa a cat? It gets sticky. I streamed the oil, and we just lick it off and be like, this is luch, luch.

It's like I didn't eat enough pineapple. I like to amend my previous statement. Gavin is not allowed to do anything in my privacy. He's at home. But you're right, a cat likes the phone butthole. What does it care? Like I had a cat. I had a cat in college that would eat condoms out of the phone butthole. Yeah. What does it care? Like I had a cat.

I had a cat in college that would eat condoms out of the trash. And that was horrible. Oh, it was horrifying. Farbrough, it was horrifying. And then it would put them out. Half the condom would come out. You'd have to step on the condom and like let the cat walk away, while the rest of it would like pull out of its butt.

Wait, what was it? I missed this. So I learned to not put the condoms anywhere in a place where the cat could go. What did the condoms, what how? I missed what have her nomen between. Why is he gagging? Because I had a cat in college who eat condoms out of the trash. Why is he gagging then?

Because he described what you'd have to do when the cat started pooping them. Because it's eating a condom out of the trash. Yeah. This is gross. Yeah, just like he's gagging. I'm not throwing away like unused condoms. No, I know.

What makes, what, you don't think I should gag over a drippy, funny Johnny coming out of a cat? Johnny. I think what's terrible is when it's two in the morning and he says he said size to giz. Why are you so decent? No, he was upset about the kittens. I was.

She has a bag of cats at home. That's in my pants. You have in a, you have in, there make it be two bomber. Really been embarrassed until it's two in the morning and you're You have in a, you have in, they make the beat too bomber. Really been embarrassed until it's two in the morning and you're with somebody in bed and you both wake up because you hear this noise. You're gonna go, yeah, I'm like, what is that noise? I'm like, don't turn on the lights and I'm gonna like wrestle with this camera.

I mean, I've heard of condoms getting stuck in place these before, but this is. There we go. Thank you. It was good. It was pretty good. So why would you, why would you just flinging them in the bin there? Uh, because I was in a dorm room.

As opposed to what? I was in a dorm room, that's why. And I don't have, where am I gonna put it? Where do you put it? I'm not gonna flush you down the sink. I'm like, what can the bathroom with something? Somewhere away from a cat. It's still in a bin.

All right. Do you flush your condoms? Because that's bad for your sewage, isn't it? Yeah, that's how fat birds get made. And we know you don't like fat birds. Where's it? Somewhere recently they had a huge one. Was it Baltimore?

They had like a 40 ton fat bird that was like destroying the city. I'm worried about the protection. I'm just worried enough in the water supply. That's the thing that worries me more than anything else. More so than fat birds, which some guys job is to pluck those out of the sewer. That creates jobs. That's what you're supposed to get. But there's like a bunch of pros that can be water that worries me. Doesn't that okay? I've told it before it comes back around.

So it's right. It was the fat bird was the length of three football fields and it weighed 130 tons. Why is it called a fat bud? Because it's collected fat and grease and all that other stuff. It's just from like, and it's flushable wipes. Yeah, it's just a place and article with those.

Coney bun, that's fuel. I mean, we're worried about the icebergs melting. We have fat birds, just float them down there and replace all the ice with that. You could use it. Use it for what candles like oil gross Who that candle smell like Pennywise

That'll be the new that'll be the new it Fat bird can't get anywhere in the sewer's for fat birds in the way. Oh So what is that that's yeah, that's a fat bird part of the way. Oh, so what is that? That's, yeah, that's a fat bird part of it. That's a good hodge. What are the contents of a fat bird? Can you look at that? I don't know. If it's got more than four ingredients,

someone will blow the way. Fat bird content. Feet into my cat in college. So it would. Gabby the cat, by the way. Gabby. Gabby. Gabby.

Oh, that one that they just showed was from London. It's from the white chapel area. Yeah, I can't really tell. How do you know that? I like it because I looked it up and I just found it. It was like the first thing when I looked up fat bird contents. I don't know. It was a bunch of shit. A bunch of shit and fat. It's gross. It's gonna run for president America.

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Let me read the exact message he got. I wrote, who heads it up? Me, what's up? Somebody fucks something up? I was like, no, no, just curious, got MDB on my mind. Then he gives me the hmm emoji In the road didn't he wrote did they get your shot list and everything am I getting fired? I said I just don't see you anymore Yeah, you're just asking a very simple question. I saw him today and he was he seemed sad

He did what what seems sad about him. I just seem down with the dumps. Maybe he's just chose that we got to cheer him up We got to cheer up that. We got to cheer up that plane. We got to be like, what do you do? Is it like, amazing as muscle or something? He wanted to come hang out with you. And you got back from LA. You want to come watch Matrix with you. Did you reply to that?

I only got what? He I saw it on Twitter. He sent it to you. Oh, I don't want to see the tweets. Yeah, did let me just go. I make a change where your replies are now visible to everybody. Right? They did this. Yeah. It's only been like that. Only if you follow both the people right now. It's just it will just pop up now. Just puts it up if I reply to somebody who sent me a message.

It just shows people. It's only sometimes. It's sometimes. Yeah, like sometimes I'll be like I'll sneak in this reply. It's just for them. Yeah, and then sometimes it'll be like, oh, sorry. I'm so sorry, it means to involve you with this. Now, I used to eat block, that doesn't happen. But anyway, I think it's people's feeds. So it shows it. I can't use Twitter at the moment because I may have tweeted about guns last week. So it's completely just,

there's tweets happening right now about it. I mean, a tweet that blew up. Go ahead. The National Boyfriend Day. Oh, with the, With my, my boyfriend. Everyone was like, it's where they use these fingers and not the middle two. Yeah, I think some people use their,

oh yeah, they do like this, this notion. They do ring in middle. Have you ever tried that? I've tried everything. She's shredded so much silicone in her life. Sure, but it has, I think the last time I checked it has like 70,000 likes and almost 20,000 retweets. And nothing I've ever tweeted has had that kind of stuff.

And it's very, it was such a viral on Twitter like that. Yeah, such an unoriginal tweet too. I mean, it was great. It was great. What? I don't think I've ever seen a girl make that tweet. I know what the tweet you're talking about words. Oh, it's my girlfriend.

Yeah, my girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's because it's from a woman probably. Also this hell unexpected. For this. That's there you go. You're even recognized in Bernie.

Sorry, sorry. I didn't really pay attention to the tweet. What's the next thing you're working for? I do have a thing now where it's like, I do open like Instagram is like, if I wanna see a lot of my friends in their underwear, like I load up Instagram and I'm just like, I can't load up Instagram now like in a public place because I feel like the people that I know

are mostly in their underwear. I'm just like, it loads up and I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah, you and your underwear on a plane? No, I'm seeing the Instagram feature. I liked a tweet by Jessica Negri a few days ago, and then someone like message me on Twitter was like, hey, just so you know people can see your likes publicly.

And I was like, yeah, I know. It's fine. Yeah, it's like that's fine. Like a friend. She's our friend. Yeah, I know her. I'm kind of support her. Yeah.

Okay, cool. I was like, yeah, it's, yeah, I like way more on Instagram than I do on Twitter. It's just like a noise. You never like any of my photos. It's not true. Oh, you never just don't look. Well, you never like any of my stuff.

I feel like Gavin doesn't pay attention to me on social media. Gavin doesn't pay attention to anyone on social media. It's not just you. I ruined it. I ruined my Twitter. What, they talking about guns? Just delete it. No.

No. No, his Twitter. It starts from scratch. It starts from scratch. Nah, it's fine. You don't know the tie down. I'll just check you. What is going on with the film world and sexual assault?

It's crazy. It's a hardy wine scene. It's a sexual harassment. That's even just Harvey Weinstein. Oh. Yeah, the screen junkies guy. Screen junkies guy. sexual assault. It's crazy. It's a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or sexual or a sexual or sexual or a sexual or sexual or a sexual or a sexual or a sexual or sexual or a sexual or a sexual or So Harvey Weinstein's apology letter. Can we talk about how I fucking hate when we say that? I wanna talk about how stupid that apology letter was. Did you read it? I didn't, I don't think. I mean, let me pull it up here.

So I don't misquote a fucking pervert. A legit pervert. A pervert. A legit pervert who lost his job for being a fucking alleged pervert. How about that? Okay, here it is. It's pretty long, So I'm just going to

read portions of it, I guess. I came of age in the 60s and 70s when all the rules about behavior and workplaces were different. That was the culture then. I have since learned it's not an excuse in the office or out of it to anyone. So he said he grew up in the 60s and 70s said that that's his excuse, but that now it's not an excuse. Um, he's saying that times have changed and what was once, what is now completely unacceptable. This didn't happen in the last fucking five years. What's what he's saying? He's talking about stuff that happened four or five decades ago. Yeah. Um, he's saying like people probably wouldn't have batted an eyelid at it then.

Yeah, who fucking cares? I hope that my act will speak louder than words and that one day we will be able to earn their trust and sit down together with Lisa to learn more. Jay-Z wrote in 444, I'm not the man I thought I was and I better be that man for my children. It's like now he's fucking dragging Jay-Z lyrics in it. Jay-Z probably appreciates the shout out in the uh, high-y, sexual harassment apology letter. Thanks again, my little friend. I'm going to need a place to channel that anger. So I've decided that I'm going to give the NRA my full attention.

Anger. What? Yeah, it's all over the place. It's all over the place. It's super bizarre. There's a PR person who said that they said it was the worst handling of anything they've ever seen. They're handling the Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment allegations.

It was probably, this is one of those things where it's like, how do you even handle it? It's so bad. What do you got to do? Yeah, it's terrible. It's terrible. And there's so many women probably that haven't come forward. And I would imagine that the women who were, if I can make it relative, the most victimized, the women who went along with it, they're probably not saying anything. Now, at this point, you know, there's probably lots of people coming forward.

Do you see that exchange? Someone retweeted it that I saw where it was like a guy saying, I don't understand why people who get sexually harassed don't just come out and talk about it. And a woman was like, well, a lot of the times they, they, nobody believes them. And I was like, I find that hard to believe. And that was a real, I think that was a real conversation.

It's like, well done, dude. Well, my Twitter's ruined by people using them kittens now. So you ruined my Twitter too. So thanks for that. Yeah, well, yeah, it's it seems like there was a like a huge, what's the right word? Perge of these people, like you said, in the last couple of weeks,

like we're finding out a lot of it in the film world, which is really, really awful. Like, I mean, I really don't know what else to say about it. Like, I remember so weird, like I read some of this stuff, like, you know, about like the Screen Junkies guy, you know, what he would say to women. And I was like, I can't imagine saying that to my wife. I know. I couldn't say those words. What was one of the things he said? Like one is I'm paraphrasing, right? Yeah. But he was like, there was this woman that

he worked with who he found like some pin up photos of her. Then he's told her that he was jacking off to photos of her and that he wanted to jack off to photos of her while she was in the room. And he didn't care what she did. She could be sitting there reading a book for all. He cared. I was like, what? Yeah. Some people are really fucked up in the head. These people made me feel so normal. I had that same feeling. It's like I worry about just like accidentally being inappropriate in some way. But then you realize who I can't even come up with. Like that's in sunny. Then you realize who of you know, like all the people you know in the world,

like people we work with and people in the industry, there's probably some weirdos like that, right? Just- So we work with? Maybe. Sure, I'm sure. I'm sure. There's gotta be.

We have a lot of people here now, right? We do. How many we have? Statistically? Three hundred. Statistically speaking. I'm not. Three hundred. You guys have been at a negative experience.

You want to tell us about it? No, no, I'm just saying. Like we have enough people here. It's bound to happen. I'm sure there's someone who works. There's bound to be a weirdo. It's what I'm saying. Yes.

I want to be very clear about that. I'm almost positive. There's at least one person who currently works at Ruchit, they're with Ruchit's, who has masturbator on Snapchat. Or sorry, a chat roulette. You know? Is it you? Do you remember chat roulette?

What is that if that's somebody on the other? I mean, people can still engage in sexual activity. Oh, sure. And part of that is, you know, hitting on someone and making the first move. But if that person's like, eh, then that's when they back off. But do you remember that chat roulette? I keep calling it Snapchat.

Chat roulette. Yeah, absolutely. Where nine times out of 10 when you'd be going through chats, it's people who just have the camera on their dick and they're just masturbating. Yeah, so it was the site where 90% of the chats were awesome. Yeah. Same with Uno.

I just remember thinking like, why are there so many weird fucking people doing this in the world? Like, why is this a thing? Confirmation buys. What? See, I would say people doing this in the world? Like, why is this a thing? Confirmation buys. What? See, I would say when you're in the Austin Airport, you see construction, right? So, when you go to chat, relax, you see...

Don't bring this up. Yeah, right. Did you even mix? Did you fall into the subreddit to get in on that, by the way? Uh-uh. The conversation? My what? About how, that argument about construction?

Did I? Did I? I feel like you wrote something, but it was weird for you because you don't usually get stuck into an argument. Oh no, I occasionally respond to something on a wedge too. Occasionally do that. I mean, no, you know,

pretty what's up about it. Was it worked up about it? Matt about the construction. MoPAC finally wrapped up the Northbound lanes. Northbound. You get rid of those fucking orange and white barrels. I feel, I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't Patrick I can't bitch about construction now because of the argument But all of the admirals clubs run to the construct I know they are what they are. They're all under construction everywhere Mainly in LA now. That's that's the one that that bugs us. What are we talking about? Construction chat relax. So what do you say? So what do you say, somebody at the company jacked off in chat relay? Yeah, you seem to have a very specific scenario in the fight.

That's true. I just think, statistically speaking, with 300 people here, and the amount of dicks I've seen on chat relay. But that was, there's no real harm in that though. But did you start off with saying

someone at the company did, but that's fine. I mean, like, it's totally fine. At the office doing it, I thought it was a weird thing to have as you would personally do that Yeah, like in my mind. I'm like this is a weird thing. Why do people get off on that? I don't wait for them to do it and have someone watch without yeah I mean that already on there expecting to see penis

So if they hang around then it's like yeah, that's what did that is gonna what like they're either you're gonna see a dick Or you're gonna see that dude with a piano who's gonna sing you a song. And he's like, you're gonna be a piano dick. Ben Folt. Well, sometimes you're hoping for the piano, sometimes. But I guess there's no risk there. Like, you're never accidentally gonna get

like a five year old playing on this cat roulette. Did I ever tell you what I used to do on cat roulette? This has been the worst podcast to try to segue into an adriot. I know, it's the worst. I've been to this year. This is my last story about it. I think I talked about this on the always open,

but on chat, what I used to do, I like to troll people because there were so many dicks that would show up. So what I would do, I would squint really close to the camera. I would put the camera right up to my eye, and it would be closed, and I would turn my head sideways. So it looked like a vagina.

With eyelashes? I like, well, because it looks like pubic hair. It worked. Go ahead. All right, can we get a close up on Bob's eye and you can see what this looks like? because it looks like pubic hair. It works. Go ahead. All right, can we get close to the barber's eye and just see what this looks like? Can you describe your pubic hair? Why don't you take the picture of a vagina?

It works. I'm the camera. Because I didn't want to do that. I still loved it home. I was gonna be careful about that shit. Parents were supervising you doing this. You didn't have a desk drawer with a picture of a vagina in it. No, that was that for dad.

That was that for dad. How do you do anything? You're chatting like this. Well, I would hold the web cam like this. Oh, I got you My phone till I try and make you I look like a bad here. Oh, yeah, okay. By the way Barbara I just want to say in the future you can check me care a little bit if you're holding the webcam You don't need to tell I could just tell the Yeah, then the lighting might get weird though. What then the lighting would be on one side. Just get a lamp

Okay, so. Are we talking about lighting, Gus? How are we this deep into this? Oh, I could really get off on this vagina, but the lighting's terrible. So, so like, okay, you turn your head. I'll just take it in the camera. Turn the camera.

Well, I mean, it doesn't matter, I'll just rotate off to this, but I mean, that looks like an eye to me. Zoom in, like really zoom in. Okay, hold on. So fake vaginas on the internet are not a great gift from other's day But you know what is a bouquet of flowers

Okay, so take it and flip it yeah for whispering I One person I got say I Haven't been able to bitch about this because I've not been here But I a iOS 11 on my phone is such a bag of cops. I love that. I have screen recording now so you can screen record all the things that I'm throwing. Otter garbage. What is it?

It's in my phone. Garbage into a natural piece of shit. It's a piece of shit and I know I can't get an Android, but I really want one. My favorite thing now is how control center if you turn off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. That doesn't turn off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth, that doesn't turn off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. See? I'm not buying it. Uh.

Do you have a camera? I think if you get on the internet, you want to see vagina. It's because of the eyelid crease. No, it's the black. I'm also wearing fake lashes, so it adds a lot more. I wasn't wearing, it wasn't that close up. You have to have the crease.

Sorry. So that's, there's a bit of like, I can buy it. I can buy it. Yeah, but a lot of black She's got the eye liner I like you I'm wearing eyeliner in thank you. Yeah, no, I can buy it. I believe you know, I for the pussy for Do you think there's got to be someone's fetish right what's that I look like vaginas? Oh? I wonder if you should do a makeup tutorial that makes the perfect vage on its side, but it's literally just for that perfect.

That could be my next YouTube video. What? I'm coming up with ideas. Just tired of YouTube. Yeah. Just a mover at this point. This had a apocalypse thing is driving crazy. Everyone's going crazy about the fact that the love army guys,

which do, they do incredible work. They did a video about Las Vegas, and I think Casey Neistat in particular, and the video got demonetized, and YouTube said their policy was, they don't place ads on any videos that highlight tragedy. Did he want to monetize them? Which I get, he wants to donate the money

that he's gonna make from the video, was part of the thing, and then after saying he wanted to donate the money, Bannock gets demonetized. I would have said that's the weird move to monetize it in the first place, but if he is flying thing. And then after saying he wanted to donate the money, Bannock gets demonetized. I would've said that's a weird move to monetize in the first place, but if he is, fly on. And then, but. But then Jimmy Kimmel did a bit that they make a snippet

for and put on YouTube, and it was about Las Vegas. And there was, I think in particular, GMC ad from the screenshot I saw. I get my old menus from Phil DeFranco. Do you think that was a lot of a lot of contract piece that it had to run? Well, see that's the thing. It had to run an ad. That's the thing. that was a lot of a contract piece that it had to run legally? Had to run an ad?

That's the thing. I think a lot of YouTube creators are learning in this process with the ad apocalypse is that in this particular case, I think that Jimmy Kimmel's network sells ads against their own videos on YouTube, which you can do. You can sell ads and place your own videos

on your own video if you wanna do that. Anybody on YouTube can do that. It's part of your contract, at least last time I checked it was. So it's Kimmel being questionable? Well his team. No, I think ABC is ABC, right? I think ABC has a huge ad sales force.

It's what they do for their business. So I think they sell against all their YouTube. So they don't make the same decisions that YouTube does because the reason why YouTube has the rule is because they don't want people profiting from a tragedy. ABC is not going to make that same thing with Jimmy Kimmel because they know he's not doing that, you know, that's a vetting process by which they hired Jimmy Kimmel and gave him this late night show.

And YouTube can't go through that process with every single YouTube creator who wants to make a commentary about a public or a recent event. They can't do that because it's impossible to do that at that scale so the machines have to do it. So they have to come up with policies like this of like, hey, we're not gonna monetize tragedies, just leave it alone. And you get some false positives, like in the case of the love army guys.

But yeah, it's just like everyone's upset about everything, but I really do believe that this ad apocalypse is kind of a wake up call for a lot of YouTube creators of that the things that we all made front of of old media about how it was lame and they always made the same products again again. That's because of the influence of advertisers that they wanted content that was very miltost

and very easy to digest and they could put their ads against it and they paid for fucking everything. And that's why it got to be that way. And once we got stuff like cable, where you paid for it, paid for HBO, then you guys started to get really cool things that were made for television and on television. And then networks started to have to react to stuff like cable, where you paid for it, paid for HBO, then you guys started to get really cool things that were made for television and on television. And then networks started to have to react to stuff like that.

But the bottom line is, if you're gonna take money from advertisers, they're gonna have influence over what the content is. And everyone's upset that that's some kind of change now, it's just that finally YouTube is catching up to that world. Anyone gives you money, usually there's some sort of requirement that comes with it. If you gave money to someone, you would have the same thing. You would have that. I mean,

even like we go back to this outrage over Szechuan sauce, people just gave their time and they were still furious about the fact that their time was wasted over this. Imagine you're paying tens of millions of dollars to a major corporation like Google and suddenly your ad is placed against neo-Nazi content and then the Wall Street Journal runs a Story about that right and how neo-Nazis are getting money from your core from Walmart or whomever, you know You know, whatever so I just against one of those things where it's you know It's it's it's kind of Catching up with the rest of the world and I think that youtubers in particular thought that the environment was

Different on YouTube, but it's the exact same. It's just that nobody was paying attention for a while. And now suddenly they're paying attention because of PewDiePie. It's been a long time coming. Even before that. Yeah. Well, no, but the PewDiePie stuff really, I mean, he doesn't get enough credit, I think, for starting this ad apocalypse.

Starting racism. Not starting racism. I'm not saying that, but it's just like PewDiePie is a very reportable person in the world of YouTube. And if he does anything wrong, and it's a burden that only one person in the world is gonna have at any point in time, PewDiePie being number one right now has it,

but if he does anything wrong, it's just like to the most of the mainstream world, he equals YouTube. Like you just copy him a hundred million times and then you have every create on YouTube. We all know that's not the case, but for people who don't understand YouTube, that's the way they're talking in.

I don't know, for let's talk about it. One of our always open episodes got demonetized because I had the word hen tie in the title. Yeah, really? Yep. Yep. Could you have porn in the title? Probably not.

Yeah. We have to be so careful. I always open it's already like, you know, a dangerous show. Well, I'm a pussy. Let's call that this episode of the podcast that, and see what happens. Congratulations, Barbara, on getting a million views on one of the most recent episodes of always open. That's awesome.

Yeah. That's really awesome. Got a million views. We got a million views. Just crossed a million. Shit, dude. With Mia Khalifa. Me Khalifa. I'll be honest.

Lovely. She was great, right? Lovely human being. Yeah. It's not familiar with her work previously, but obviously she has a huge audience. Huge audience, though. She's ravenous for everything that she does. Yep.

And she was great. We're definitely going to get her back. How much porn do you have to be in? To where you're labeled a former porn star? How are we quantifying this one year? Is that what it is like one? Yeah, one right? Is that it? It's porn star. It's it's porn star. Does that define you as like someone who is famous in porn?

I feel like it would be a good one. Hope this podcast ends eventually. I was gonna give you the whole fucking demonetized. They don't gonna do an ad read right after you talk about. Yeah. If you're a demonetized, you too. Sell your own ads. Like our ad for cash per.

You can do that. I couldn't do it there. Who you trying to advertise? Well, I am hungry to do an ad read. Who you trying to tell me who's the next one is, I'll set you up. You know, Blueprint. Blue Apron.

You didn't get it from, I'm hungry to do an ad read. Well, nature. Yeah. No, I didn't remember the sponsor. Sorry. You read it at the beginning. I had to cast for on the brain. I remember because I missed them.

I had cast for on the brain. So. Oh, don't worry. I think they're coming later, right? So I just finished whole 30 where I had cast from the brain. So. Oh, don't worry, we're gonna, I think they're coming later, right? So I just finished whole 30, where I had to eat very difficult things to eat for a month. Cough me his heart. It is Barbara, it is hard.

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make it easy to prepare delicious food. Delicious. You were talking earlier about Google and how iOS, you were talking about how this iOS 11 crap. And it's like the whole things on a delay now. Did you, did you watch the, the Google thing about the Pixel 2 and the, the buds that they have? They did a really cool demo where they, they, I guess, they're making their own

headphones now. And they did a cool demo with someone using Google Translate where, like, let's say you and I were talking, the other person was talking in another language, the phone was listening to it and then telling that person in English in the earphones what they're saying, and the person responded in English

and then the phone would speak it back in the other person's language. So I could see and have a little bit of a conversation. It was interesting to see. A little Bible fish. Yeah, the adding in the earbud portion where you're keeping the language for yourself. I thought it was a really great demo.

I'm curious to see how it actually works in reality. I saw a graph today. It was an article saying, no, it's just you. Your iPhone isn't slower. I saw that on the new update. And in response to that, I'd like to say bullshit. Who made the graph? Future Mark did a study based on older iPhones

testing out the phones with different benchmarks along with each version of iOS and the CPU and GPU performance remained consistent. You know when you're playing the Sims and he's about to die, but he also needs to read and go to the gym and you queue up a bunch of shit for him to do and he eventually gets around to it.

So my damn phone is like, where I'll like hit the button to unlock it and it'll do nothing. And then I'll just be like, an oys off, mash it. Literally 20 seconds later, my phone will go, people will be waiting. I'll go on and off and off.

And then he'll catch up. I can open messages, it will just linger on the app page. I can type an entire text message by predictively putting my thumbs where the keyboard is going to be, but really I'm hitting like calendar, notes, and all this other shit. And I can send it before the message app opens.

That's really badass, actually. I mean, it's a skill that I've had to learn because so often it's like messages, and it will just stick and I'm like, yeah, I can't use Siri. How is that better? With my headphones anymore. Why do you guys do the update before they're fixing all the bugs? And it will just stick and I'm like, yeah, I can't use Siri. How is that better? With my headphones anymore.

Why do you guys do the update before they're fixing all the bugs? Like I never do the update once available. For the public, they already tested it for months. I never take the update when it's out for the public until the second iteration of it. That was smart. Yeah.

It was smart, but I feel like when we are on the second iteration, still sucks. If they're putting out a thing, because Apple, they don't just let you leave the stay on the old version. They piss you off with it every day Or it's like there's a new version you want to update no they'll do that over and over again So you keep saying no or there's also the thing there's that badge icon on the setting Yeah, it's like clear it the badge means hey, we're ready. We've nailed it. We've been testing it It's more than a phone that doesn't work

so Anyway What are you gonna order an iPhone X? We've been testing. No, it's more than a phone that doesn't work. So, anyway. What? Are you gonna order an iPhone X? Tab? I'm gonna buy an iPhone ever again. I'll make a deal with you right now. I wanna smash this one. If you guys buy the Pixel 2, I will switch.

But then we're gonna be green people. I know. But we, if we're all green. But I'm off, I'm off of a Mac laptop anyway. I'm ready to do it. I'm ready to go to hang out. I'm ready to split it. You guys complain about go to hangouts. I'm ready to do it. You guys complain about it.

And I know I'll do it right now. You want to pack? They're like, my iOS 11 is fine. It works just great. I'm happy for you. My iOS 11 is fine. They work great. It's not true.

Guys, when you message people in the keyboard doesn't show up, which is. I said, my iOS is fine. 25% of the time. I acknowledge you probably have a problem. I have problems too. I'm gonna get kicked. I acknowledge what you're problem. I acknowledge you probably have a problem. I have a problem too. How many do you think, Giggas? I acknowledge, what's your problem?

I acknowledge your problem. Nice, guys. Sometimes it just what it makes, I just want to lie down. I just want to lie down too. Something really soft. You want to lie down, don't you think? It's a little soon dude. I'm going right now.

No, I just did the other one. It's fine. All right, I'll try again in like five minutes. Yeah, I'll try again in like five minutes. Yeah, I'm reminded of something. Give me a couple more minutes. Yeah, no, that was good though. You're a good friend. You're like a friendly ghost.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Man, I'm really happy to be back in Texas on my bed. That was great. No, that was all segues and filial. Hahaha. Oh, it is.

Uh, no podcast. So this weekend's gonna be cool. I saw someone, so we were talking with the beginning of the podcast about going, oh, sorry, that's not what this weekend's gonna be cool. I saw someone so we were talking with the beginning of the podcast about going oh, sorry, that's not what I was gonna talk about. Oh, no, that's what Barbara was setting up And you immediately I was gonna say something else. I saw earlier when we were talking about going to London to million You know, I had someone was asking why we're going to London on Twitter like one of someone who follows your shoes was someone tweeted using the hashtag RT podcast Hashtag asking why we're going to London RTX London is this weekend. It is it's this weekend like someone who follows your shoes was us. Someone tweeted using the hashtag RT podcast hashtag

asking why we're going to London. RTX London is this weekend. It is. It's this weekend. We're going to be there for RTX London. Coincidentally, something else happening this weekend. Yes. Ruby volume five premieres on Saturday, October 14th

for first members. Can't wait. And then a week later on YouTube, and then people could also see the theaters on October 12th with fathom events in the United States of America, if you are so inclined to see it before you go. Don't see it theatrically? Yeah.

It's a, people are also wondering why it's like an hour and a half. We're gonna have sex one sauce at every show. No, we're not. We're not. They're showing some previous episodes from volume four to lead up into it and some behind the scenes footage and all that stuff. That's why it's a longer showing.

Sure, we had to do something to fill out the time to make, or to reward people for coming out to a theater. Did you have fun in New York? I had the best time in New York. I was, it was kind of worthless looking at the Instagram stories from you and Aaron and Lindsay. Because they're all the same. They are identical.

Well, I think it was worthless. I had a good time. Yeah. Thank you, Bernie. You're welcome. Thank you for being a's cool. Well, I think it was worthless. I had a good time. Yeah. Thank you, Bernie. You're welcome. Thank you for being a nice friend. Hey, I'll check out this. Oh, thank you, Evan.

Yeah, we got there is nothing cooler than walking around New York City and seeing a Ruby billboard. Yeah, that was cool. That was really cool. Huge, huge. Or doing a panel at Madison Square Garden. Yeah, like it's unbelievable. So surreal.

And everyone we met over the weekend was so great. And I don't know, it's just like, it's cool to see Ruby be that legitimate. At a con worth thing to have like the walking dead. And the North of Brumman. Stop it. It's like the Times Square one is cool, but for Ruby to me, the big one was when

there were billboards up in Japan in Tokyo. That was, I don't know, something about that to me, the big one was when there were billboards up in Japan and Tokyo. I don't know if something about that to me was like that. That was a year ago at this point. But it's just amazing that the content that we make, you think about that show started in 636 and that like back little warehouse in the garage is where it started. I still remember when Monty was like, all right, I'm ready to show people

everyone gather around. And it was right after one of the all hands meetings, which was like 22 people. And we all just watched it on the table. Yep. The whole company. I also want to point out a lot of people have been asking and I just got confirmation

that we can announce it today that the Yang trailer comes out on Saturday. Oh, that's cool. Really? Yeah. So the Ruby Volume 5 trailer is out on Saturday. That's cool. Really? Yeah. So the Ruby volume five trailer is out. The real one. Yeah, just came out today.

Yeah. Some cool Yang stuff in there. Yep. And then her trailer comes out on Saturday. I think publicly so everyone could see it. But only first members could see the first episode on Saturday. Yeah. We were talking about, I thought, the Yang trailer in particular was an interesting approach

to the trailer. They all kind of are similar. I don't want to give away too much. Yeah, I thought it was really interesting. But yeah, they all cover some backstory stuff. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. In different ways.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. So what is that coming out for the Yang trailer? Saturday, October 14th. Where is the hotel, London? London. The Phil Center?

Oh, Excel Center. What? That place. in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be

in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be

in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. I'm not sure if it's going to be in the year. This is such a classic thing to do though. Remember the time we went to Chicago for a con? And a guy said, are you ever come here? And it's Chicago and we said, we were just there two weeks ago and it was plucking back. Well, that's the East Side of Chicago.

It's a dude, we're coming all the way to fucking Chicago. You can come across town to come say hi. For the like, we know this is a East Side of Chicago. What? There's no East Side of Chicago. Whatever we were doing. I'm just clarifying because I don't want you to get a million dollars.

I feel like I'm going to all those. There's such a guy who we don't know about it. It's only for the cool kids. We go hang out in the East Side Chicago. I'm doing like a Gavin tour. I'm going to London and then I'm going to Italy after that. So I'm doing like all the places that you're from. What I'm just saying.

I want to backpedal on his fucking bashing of our of our fan. I miss it. Was it? It's a great venue. We looked at many venues and it's the best one to scale with the size that we grow our tx we've done plenty of MCNs in the right in it's a great thing. I just heard it's in the middle of nowhere. I just heard one of the funniest conversations of all time and I'm so glad I was like like, I get to walk out of this meeting, you know, that deal with this. Ivan was grumpy about something.

I used to wear grumpy. And Jeff picked up on it. Jeff, who apparently hasn't learned anything in his career here, asked Ivan, what's wrong? And she goes, what do you think is wrong? And she's, I don't know. He goes, she says, well, our merch for RTX London, where do you think is wrong? And she's, I don't know, he goes, she says, well, our merch for RTX London, where do you think it is right now? It's at custom. Oh my God, seriously? Yeah, this is like three days ago. Oh my God. So we've been to London two different times when

we just showed up and there was no merchandise. I arrived probably on Thursday. They'll be like, well, we'll get to that and then they'll go home for the weekend. Well, and maybe not get to it. And then they won't touch until Monday when the convention. You and I were there in the booth once. We saw nothing or weekend. We hung out, we took pictures and just had a chat. Every now and then we get a phone call. It was like, yep, it's still in customs.

Cool. Are we going to get it? And we're working on it. And then there's issues, I think with like sending it back, like you can't necessarily do that easily. No, you're thinking about the Griffball thing. That was a different thing with you and Jeff and the Griffballs. Well, that was another time where we had all the Griffballs and nothing else.

We had to send, we had a, I know we did have other stuff, but it was like, it was really. The lightest was expiring on the Griffball, so we just had a last chance to sell them all. Yeah, I remember that. We sent them the, we guys had to, we built boxes of boxes of the Griffball.

We built a Griffball. Yeah. It was so big that we made rooms. I still have one of those. It's one of the only pieces of merchandise that I kept. I have two. You know what they are? They're in the bottom of my dick suit as the testicles. Is that true?

Yeah, that's how I've picked up my balls. That's awesome. They were the absolute perfect size. You know, you had so many griff balls that you could have like laid down and taken a nap on them, but that would have been really uncomfortable. How would it have been?

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UK, which will be there very soon. Thanks, Casper for sponsoring this episode of the Roostery Pot Care. We'll be like on our way when some people are watching this on YouTube. Yeah, it's true. Crazy. Yeah. When's it come on YouTube? Wednesday. Wednesday. We'll be getting ready to go to the airport. This weekend, it's soon. It's really, I felt like the trip really stuck up on me. It was like, it seemed like it was in the future, it was a ways away, and then it was like, oh shit, it's like soon. Well, I just got back from New York,

Comic Con about an hour and a half ago. It's my life. Thank you for coming straight from the airport to China. Yeah, I thought it was the true. It came straight from the airport. No, that's awesome. And then we filmed two episodes of Always Open Tomorrow, and then I get on the plane on Wednesday to go back to London.

Yeah, I didn't mean to be a cleafer back. Not tomorrow, but eventually. But eventually. Get her back in that seat. That's, eventually. Get her back in that seat. That's, let's get her back. We've said, I was at home for the first time since, or just have Tyler do porn. It's like August.

They've only four reports, are you just this one? Yeah, yeah. It's Tyler gonna bang on camera. I haven't seen the episode, but I understand that Tyler, Tyler and Mia had a, a little, well they, she's a huge sports fan. Yes. And Tyler's a big sports guy.

Yeah, she's like on a sports podcast or something, right? Yeah. I think so. They had a really good chemistry. Yeah. Go ahead. That's great. Oh, I like you cover up.

Look at that. I can hear too much here. I'm going to hear a couple of times. Who's going to love it before I go? Are we all going? Yeah. We're all going. We're going to do a podcast there. How many of us to go? Mm-mm-mm.

I've 13, seven. There's a lot of people who are going, there's a weird thing going on right now at the company. I'm getting tired of navigating, which is obviously it's the first year event, which means we have a lower attendance at this event, we have a smaller venue, right, which means we send less people. And you don't want to set the president of sending a billion people every single year.

Because that's not always people. Yeah, we can't do that. However, there are a number of people, the company, who really want to be there for the first year event. So they are saying, I want to be at London. I'm going to go to London. I'm going to take some time off. I'll select you to attendee.

And I'm going to pay to go. But for some reason, we are refusing to acknowledge those people who are making that effort on their own behalf. And I'm not really sure why we aren't doing that. Like, if someone's going to London, why don't we just say they're going to London? They'll be there. Like Jeremy, Ashley's going, right? I don't know if Ashley's on the list list. She might be on the original list. Yes, he like I don't even know that. And just like stick him on the schedule because everyone wants to be there. Yeah. It's not fair to that. Stick him on the schedule, because everyone wants to say, If they're gonna be there, yeah. It's not fair to someone to stick them on the schedule

if they're paying out of their pocket to go. It's also not fair to only, It's not. Can't show up and go on a panel. But if they wanna be there, and they, I get it. Yeah, I think they don't wanna short circuit the cadence of the way that the event grows.

Like you don't wanna have everyone go at payout a pocket, go the first year, and they not be interested in going in future years. I think it's a great thing that they would want to go. No, it is a great thing. And it's like, not only... I don't know what it's saying. No, it's a great thing, and it's really admirable, but you got to be careful with the way that the event rolls out and grows.

What because it might be... I can't wait to say that. I can't wait to say that. I can't wait to say that. I can't wait to say that. Right, because you want to have people... How you want to have a reason for them to come back in future years. Yeah, but if people want to go, it should be like, man, great.

But all the good people are going in the first year. Sorry. I want to make my day even harder with this discussion. I feel like we're all pretty, you're pretty, what, in the cycle of, there are three ATXs in Indiana. And it's like, block out your calendar. We need a fourth, and that way I will never do another convention.

And, Antarctica. Let's do it. I already stopped going to conventions. It's great. RTX Fatberg. I do a lot of conventions. I just I only go to RTX is now because I hate conventions. I hate other people's conventions. I love conventions. If you are at RTX London, I love our conventions. And you are coming to Gavin signing. Do not forget to bring him a bag of kittens because that's how he rolls. But make sure that's covered in tears. I'm only gonna get one day.

Oh, it will be. Blast, because then it's gonna just dribble up. You know, like a second or third, it's never got the um, Why would it be the second I said? Why would it be the first? Because you have problems with that? What do you know?

It's diminishing. Yeah, like if, okay, it's trying to make it feel self-conscious. I don't. I know my body. I know my body. I know my body. First jizz on the kittens. What is that gonna do that once?

There's so many kittens. What if someone brings the second box of kittens? Yeah, you're right. That's a good point. Yeah. Do not bring me kittens. I will not jizz on them. I might squeeze their head a little bit if you happen to have a kitten.

I don't think you're allowed to bring kittens. I don't think animals are allowed unless besides service animals. Yeah. Do not bring a kitten, allowed unless besides service animals. Yeah. Do not bring a kitten, but I appreciate the effort. Follow the rules. No, bring it to bring kittens for Gavin. We're gonna meddle the textures at this one. I don't know.

Those London people can be trusted. Is three kittens too many? Are we gonna allow Irish? Sus? Irish. What is the 90 40s in general? Did you say are we allowed Irish? Are we gonna allow Irish? We're gonna allow them. Yes

I'm now seems weird Over there. Do you have one beard? I'm breaking you Okay, right? I don't know. It's that's the appropriate Ireland's what Northern islands in the UK Northern Ireland is yeah, they can come They're not real Irish. All right. I'm going to spend everybody in this one today. Jesus. On you Irish. I am Irish, thank you. Yeah, I don't want to go.

I'm trying to get out of it. My 23 of me is a mess. Yeah, barely British. And just like, oh, shit. What are you mostly? European. What a mess. Southern European.

54%. Yeah. That's the highest percent. I'm 99.3% Eastern European. Really? Yeah. I see that bar. 99 EAST, like specifically EASTED, or 99% European.

Like, if you met Barbara in the Czech Republic. I'd dark alley. Yeah. Would you be, or in Poland, like she would look like sweet, a girl I would see in Poland. Sweetens not Eastern Europe, but good try. No, I was in like, that's where I would look at a sweet girl I would see in Poland. Sweet is not Eastern Europe, but good try. No, I was in like, that's where I would look at our

and think, yeah, you belong. If you look Swedish, shut up. I'm usually like, feel like. Swedish. I'm a 6.7% Jewish. How do you know it's a Jewish? Is it Ashkenazi Jewish? It says actually, she says Jewish as a...

Ashkenazi Jew. It's like a region. I've got that too. I don't know. I think I've got like four percent. It was just testing. I like doing that. Yeah.

23 amazing. I'm also going to apparently get age-related macular degeneration. Are you really? Sorry, I hear that, which is a, just you just go blind. Shit. 2.6 percent. Sorry.

2.6 percent, you? Yeah. Nine. Guys, let's friggin have a passive or say it together well hi you should have bar mitzvahs and get circumcised I'm so I'm so I'm only I'm only getting 6% circumcised so like oh like a little sliver just the side I'm gonna get 0% circumcised how about that just take like a wood planer one pat I was saying like a paper cut. Oh God. Oh God We need to get an erection right now. Don't worry about it. Oh God. No thanks Just a little shaving a little little conversation doesn't affect me in the forest getting more and reads to do over there

No, no, no, we're done. We're Let's get out of here. Oh, okay. It was fun to be back on the podcast guys I think this was like getting back in the groove with us though Why you look in my armpit. Do I have a sweat stain on my armpit? No, you're good. You just looked at it back into the groove Chris to me. It's always has sweat stains on the podcast night and I always like this See you guys next time. Love video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video.

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