Rooster Teeth Podcast - Who Eats in the Shower? - #674

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

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Stang on. Well, hello everyone. Hey. Hello, hello. We got some fritos like hardly ever on the podcast. So now he's here. Yeah. Just like some second time.

When was your first? You guys read, I guess my Christmas wishlist? So here I am between your live journal buddy So I thought you were my Zanga You're late in Andrew. We were the podcast together last time too. We were we're just a pair now Yeah, it's a package deal move over Trevor. Sorry We cut that right. We can edit. We can like remove that silence.

Does everyone at this company who's like an on-camera person have like a person, like their person that they typically get paired with? No, I don't know. Chris, probably. You probably, probably Trevor. Me? Probably Sarah Weems. You was now probably true because you guys have the most.

Yeah, that's that's that's that's that adds up. I'm just trying. Where is he? I haven't hung out with him. It's a long time. Haven't heard from him in a couple of months. So I'm no, I'm like I said earlier, I'm in my full Bernie cosplay. I've got the glasses and the LA hat. So I'm filling it. I'm filling it before I'm seeing shoes do hell yeah

I can do the 2018 night three runs They don't run those anymore. No, they don't but they Yeah, freeze are the best the 2018 specifically are like the most comfortable. I This one is that are like soft on the top The fun is like a sock material. It's like it's not fur. Oh man. I think it's something else These are supposed to feel like you're wearing nothing. Yeah, the first time they do first time I got them

They were like someone was like you didn't even need to wear socks with those They smell like shit. Yeah, you absolutely have to wear I don't wear socks or shoes, especially like running shoes. That creeps, that creeps me out. I do not get blisters. I will say I do like the older free runs because these, like I get rock stuff. Oh, these are rock catchers. Look at the bottom of that.

Just like, I got a ton of rock. I was absolutely made for catching rocks. I got the bungalow. I remember our meetings. It would just be you and me with a pen or a keys. Just like rock stuff. Yeah, I would have like pebbles. Be a pop-down. Because then you'll like walk around I don't

know like a smooth floor and you'll get it. I also want to start a shoe company called reruns now. You're on? Oh, three runs. Are they like 30 90 cartoons on them? Yeah. Oh, there you go. Are they shoes that are referred to?

Yeah. A little bit of calm a little calm. Yeah. I got some Simpsons vans when they did a collaboration. Oh, yeah, I think I remember you brought those into the Mr. Plough shoes. Yeah, that name again is Mr. Plough. Now, I like the reason I like these is because you can slip that like they're like you slip them on like you just pull them on and they're perfectly and they're perfect.

And they're like, but they're better than like they're a little bit more robust than a lot of others. Kind of slip on shoes, which is like, not slippers. Right, exactly. Right, exactly. Like, you're still running them. Exactly. Yeah. So like, you could put these on and should you, on the unfortunate incident of being like chased, you could like, make it get away. Whereas I feel like I was wearing, yeah, uh, Tom's great shoe company. If I was going to get like chased and Tom's, I'd be like, well, I'm doing it. They don't, they don't find me. You know, they don't play in pocket, no. They're pretty nice. It feels like tons of drugs inside of those. So that's the main way.

Yeah, many are big times. Are you missing a toe or something? Where are you putting the drugs? Where are you putting it? No, so I'm joking, but there was a shoe company. But there's a shoe company called Rooze. And I think you could get them at journeys, but that was like a big fucking thing back in the 80s.

And they had just like a single pocket on the side with a zipper that you could put like a lone key or a quarter in. I made it for a little baggie. For drugs. Or a drug. You could put it in the drugs. You could put it in the drugs. Speaking of little pockets.

You know how in jeans, you got like your major pockets in and there's that little one. I got a little pocket. I hadn't argument with someone over what this pocket was for Yes, what's it for what's it for what's it for the little techs? Tick-tacks No, nothing's in there now, but I'll put loose change in there change like what is it designed? It's a quarter years. You have to lose change every now and then like yeah, it's usually how's he gonna? Really come on machine?

Usually a couple quarters if I need to get a like a homies figuring at the front of an HB, that's where I keep my quarters to get those little crazy bones. I can't miss out on those. Some of them trying to convince me that it was made for condoms. And I was like, absolutely it was not.

Yeah, maybe if you have a small dick. Yeah. My condom package is about that big, you know. I'm the full back pocket for that. I also just realized I think this conversation was elastic week on the pocket That's not bad my memory is Pocket what pocket watches

Levi why do we still have them who the fuck has a pocket watch? I think they just kind of stuck my My pocket has a zipper pocket within the pocket. Whoa, for ultra protection. These are climbed, they're called cold-blooded. They're climbed, they're made specifically for climbing. We've been shouting out a lot of brands that aren't sponsored in the show today. Well, these are like, the elastic is fuck,

so I can you like squats and stuff. Oh, you got stretchy jeans. Yeah, I freaked out my girlfriend because we were working out the other day. I was working out in jeans because I have a bunch of these. That's weird. That's weird. that's weird. That's a district. That's a strange. It was cool That's like drinking a beer in the shower like working out smoking a cigarette at the same time

Just like oh, it's like man. That guy's big. I mean business There's only another person I know who works out in his jeans and I don't know if you want to be like him. Yeah, sure He's probably not wearing bolder jeans though probably nine Might be the only one that, does anyone else occasionally eat in the shower? What the fuck, Kramer? What are you eating for shower? What are you eating for shower?

What are you eating for shower? I mean, okay, so I'm like, you're the one who wants to eat. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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because I gotta get out somewhere. So then I'm like eating the shower and I'm like, ooh look at the grease And I get to wash it off immediately It's like I get I get to get dirty If you have a greasy meal you plan your showers like around no, I don't play my showers around it It's more so like oh man. I got a I don't have time to eat like ooh So like, oh man, I got a I don't have time to eat like Oh, I think it's double

It's messy meal into the shower with me And you know what's up all right now just thanks for having me. Yeah, that's just All right, well looks like Frato's maximum podcast time is two Wrap them up after this one Yeah, what's the crazy ass That's the crazy thing? Ah! I was thinking, that's not crazy. Yeah, I mean, I've all the places to eat, probably. That would be the best.

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That's yeah, floating into your feet. Yeah, but if you did it in the shower, like you could clean yourself. See, it's funny, like you're talking about wanting to take a shower after eating greasy food because it just like goes away right away. Yeah. Whereas I'm like all shower after I take a shit because it's the same thing. It just goes away right away. Right.

I mean, if you have like a real messy Eric stop laughing. I mean, it is the craziest thing I've ever been saying. Will you take a shower with an unwashed ass after a shit? Wait, wait, no, I go to bathroom and the worst thing is when you take a shower and then realize you have to shit yes and it's hard to wipe it's like you yeah if you have like a really messy shit that's automatic I gotta go shower yeah I will say I just got a new place and there's like I okay so I close on a place and when I first looked at it, I went, oh, there's

bidets. Like, that's cool. Sweet. Like, I get to try one of those out. Let's take it for a ride. Blaine and I did a bidet game. Um, yeah. So like, I was there over the weekend and I had someone come over to just like look at things because we're going to change things around the place. And I looked at it and it said like Day spa was like the brand and then it said like I read one side of it and it said nozzle clean And I went oh Maybe it's just like a toilet bowl cleaner and then I I turned it on and it sprayed all over like my my And then like I was like oh shit the fucking the the people were here and I

went oh no I don't have anything in the house yet. Oh no. So I walked up and I went hi. I just I didn't pee myself. I just discovered I have a bed day. What is that? That's my bed. What is that? I didn't pee myself. Oh man. I just had a thing that I peed into pee on me. Yeah. Yeah. By the toilet. I'm not just saying they give as good as they get. So So that happened. That would have been me in Japan. That was the first encounter I had with a bidet And I remember just like going up to it and was like, okay, so how does this work? I pressed a button and it immediately started spraying and I was like, ah, you just like it started spraying water and was like, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh just like, it started spraying water and was like, oh, fah, fah, fah, fah, fah, because it's just,

Well, I saw Jackie's tweet about using the bidet and using it on too strong of a setting, right away, what are you up for knowing? It doesn't have like notches and more, just like a gradual setting. And I told her because I had my wet pants experience. And I told her I was like, look, this thing is aggressive. You really gotta like take your time with it.

And then I'm taking a shower. It was like literally two days ago. I'm taking a shower and she's on the toilet. And then I just hear, woo! And I went, are you okay? She was like, the day it's really strong. And I went, yeah, you cranked it up, didn't you?

Yeah. So I think she just started all the way. Whooping while you were showing? Yes, that was the detail I noticed too. Oh, well, yeah. That's like we have we have like our master bathroom and then there's the toilet in the toilet as a door has its own separate chamber. Was this dinner time? So you were in the shower as well? No. Six or seven. I was. I wasn't in a rush. There was no need to eat in a Well I

Was at least one person out there that kids me. I'll do a shower beer every now and then shower Yeah, dog. Yeah. How? I wish I was. Shower. Shower. Shower. Shower. Yeah. I mean, if you're drinking, if you're taking a shower in the morning, I imagine coffee is a

good idea. I don't do that because my showers are like 10 minutes. So I'm like, there's nothing that I need to get done. Coffee's like business though. So I feel like combining that with something like a relaxing shower doesn't, but like a beer is leisure. You know, you're just kind of like, second coffee's leisure.

Okay. I mean, I get the depends, right? Like if coffee gets your bowels moving, then it's not show for you. It doesn't like, I don't drink coffee and go, ooh, it's time. Ooh. It's time. Sometimes I have my Starbucks in the shower. Or I'll eat in the shower.

I feel like Starbucks really is just like, the second I have more than half of like a couple of Starbucks coffee that really just turns turning the two keys on the submarine for a launch sequence. Alright, like stuff's about to happen. Like there is no going back. Launch codes have been entered. I don't get that. We are in trouble.

I don't get that. I don't get that we are in trouble. I'm gonna get that I don't really Oh, I had a mocha for abatino for the first time in like eight years and that shit was like Like cracker or so fucking good though. You guys ever had the I'm sure you have But it's when you eat something bad and then you wake up in the middle of night with like a sharp Intestinal pain where you're just like diarrhea is on his way The most satisfying feeling to get that out of your body. Oh God.

Oh, that hasn't happened to me. I haven't had that in a little night. I've been on drive. I'm like, if I don't get home in the next five minutes, then I'm gonna ship myself. I have had that happen. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I definitely have the middle of the night, like gas pan or whatever it is. It's just like, you're like sitting up like I was a vampire. We thought that this shit's where you've had to take off your shirt, right? Where you get sweaty. I was sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

You're like, oh, I just have to shed every single layer that's on my body. When I was in Florida, not too long ago, I was moving my girlfriend and she's been living with me for like a month and a half and we stopped at a rest stop and a guy was the stall over praying through his shit. He was like, do you think you Lord Jesus think? I'm just gonna say Lord Jesus. Yes, Lord Jesus. He was exercising the deenest.

And I was like sitting there just like, just trying to take my thing and then he was just like, yes God, thank you God. And it was the most uncomfortable shit I've ever been. You said it started praying to a different God. Yes. I'm gonna see you all back. I don't know.

Holy die. Yeah. Oh my gosh. The. Yes, thank you. Thank you. Sweet Satan. Thank you for delivering the state.

Yeah, I think it's very funny that this dude was going through like the seven stages of like grief. Yeah, for he was like bar. He was at the bargaining stage. I'm just like God, if you get me through this shit this shit I swear I'll start going to church every Sunday. I'll donate to homeless shelters. I'll do anything just make let me live through this shit. Let me make it out of this alive. I love thinking about it all the halfway through that. So for the bidet users, just like aren't you afraid we take like a big wet one that when it splashes you?

It's just gonna just splash shit everywhere on the toilet. Is that a thing? I just like an unnecessary fear that I have I think that's mine mine's very clean also if if I were in a situation where I took to Messy of a poop I would maybe do a cursory wipe first and then I think no, no, I was just a daydue it's thing. It's blasted all. Also depends on the angle. I don't know about yours, but the day I have,

which is also just like an attachment to the toilet, they have like for her and for him, because obviously placements are different, first for different things. They got the fun. Why doesn't have them? Why does it have a clean nozzle and letter rip? Just set it to graffiti removal.

Yeah. I have to adjust. The nozzle for me, you could adjust the placement if you want it more forward or more back because I don't like the water literally shooting into the hole of my ass. I like it more angled so that it pours down. I love mine to be the fucking trench run on the desk. I'm like targeting the computer at all. I wanted to just hit the spot and it is.

Does it also wet your nutset? Yeah, because then it'll like, well, so I'll do it and I'll get it hit and then I start to make sure it's clean by moving around See you shouldn't have to do that. You shouldn't have to move away. Well, it might as an oscillating feature I got like the NASA Badei is it's got like water to see It's yeah, it's it's fucking intense, but no, like my shit's always clean. Yeah I don't want to be all wet. I just want it. Well, so then what you got to do is you got to the paper towels

Not good or the paper wipes are gonna take care of it Like that'll make sure that you're cleaning right? Yeah, for sure. You know, you get a clean white thing That means you the job's done But then you still got like wet legs and ball sack So you got to keep a butt towel nearby. Oh, that sounds gross. Yeah, but you know, sometimes you just swap it out every day. Wait a butt towel. Yes. It's like a towel you wet your ass. You mean toilet paper? No, no, no, it's a towel though. So what I do is I have my shower is right in front of my toilet and I'll have a towel and it has a designated spot. If it's a used towel, then I'll have the butt towel hanging over a certain spot.

So what do you do with the butt towel? What do you see? You wipe your ass or dry your ass with it? Yes. Does your bedan have a dryer? It does, but it's a pain that dries. It feels like a little boy going, oh, I never used to dry it because unless your legs are fucking like air tight, like you'll, the air going through, it'll smell.

Oh, yeah. So I wouldn't recommend it. This brings up a, this is a tangential blib related topic. I think it is so funny to go over to someone else's house. Like every time you go over to someone else's house and use their bathroom, if they don't have a dedicated hand towel and you have to use a like body towel, it is just, it's just guessing. I hope they don't use their ass on this part of the towel. I hope this is not the part that you're just like, I'll use the corner, I guess, to dry my hair. I think I realized that I, so I went to James and Elise's,

like not too long ago, is like during things when, you know, the vaccinations are all good and stuff and they have badays and I think I use the butt towel because of the placement and the color of it not like it was a lot on but it's a betty that wasn't that was just a hand towel but I like also like why to my mouth that they're brushing my teeth because I was like the guest bathroom why would you do it too much with these towels because I didn't realize until after I was like oh fuck that's the butt towel I think you're the only one who does this. Well, it's a butt towel. I have a bidet and I still use toilet paper to dry The guest bathroom was also like a leased bathroom. So I remember I went in there and like they were very proud of their bidet So they're like how did the bidet go and it was like I was like it went awesome

I used both of them and they're like, what do you mean? And I said, well, I used one on the toilet, but then there was also that smaller one on the bathroom counter for like, the really fine cleaning. And it was at least as like teeth clear. And I convinced her that I'd use her water. They got my ass. Ah! Ah!

Oh, shoot. Wait, did you really put that up there? And I was like, yeah, no, it was a really thorough clean. It's good. Right down the hole, right down straight gross. That is fucking gross. Well, that's a horrible, it stands for but all right. Come on.

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but days I was like, cool. I got this. Thank you. What are they like cool tech? Do you think you're gonna add to your new place? Cause that's I think to me part of the fun of like having a new place is like sending it up with like your me, part of the fun of like having a new place is like sending it up with like your thermostats

and like all this like smart iron stuff. Oh, lights. And like, yeah, swing. All the way together. Every room. Every room. I mean, for me like security cameras, I want to find the whole house with cat seven

and then I know that's a real nerdy talk. But cat, people would be like cat six enough. I'm like, yes, but I'm future proofing it. What's cat seven and then I know that's a real nerdy talk but cat people would be like cat six enough and I'm like yes but I'm future proofing it's just yeah yeah yeah someone around that but I mean like I'm gonna go big on that theater room yeah so that way when we like we can do like survivor night yeah this guy's got fucking theater room and it's sick. It's like, has multi-level carpeted. Yeah, it has like that extra step up and the funny thing is like when we were looking at it Jackie and I like looking at the place with our real tour, we, you know, we open the door like, you know, the real turn out like sick theater room and Jackie was like, what the fuck is this step up bullshit like this is stupid

We need to get this out of here. We're like no, no, no, no, no, you want that it's a tear it's a tear thing she's like Okay As we discovered it could be a stand-up room. So how that be a stage You go there opening night perfect You need an opening act. Nothing is better than stand up in someone's home. That is. Have you done that before?

I'll look, oh my god. So no, but close, but close. So I used to be in a sketch troupe. And many years ago, many, many years ago, there was a, I would call it like a festival here in town called a Suksa's Mitiatro or something like that. It was basically like your house is our theater. And it was a theater crawl through Austin

where people would go from house to house and people would perform different acts in people's homes and living rooms. And it, so we did, this is a theater festival, but we were a sketch troupe doing a sketch show during it. So we did sketches in someone's living room for a bunch of people who thought they were coming there to see theater.

It was deaf. It was bone-shilling music. Was it just like, not a laughter bomb after bomb after bomb? Well, it's also like 10 people max watching you. Yeah, I mean, at best 10 people. I think there were like I think we're like seven and it was like more less people than in your troop. Yeah, I mean really it was like we were we were like one to one. It was like ridiculous and Yeah, it was but we had it. Oh my god ridiculous and yeah, it was but we had it. Oh my God, the master bedroom was our green room.

So we could go there and like, it was like someone else's. Someone else's master bedroom. Yeah, listen, man, hey, this is it does not sound well thought out to me at all. And in retrospect, probably like, why the fuck do we do this? But yeah, to do sketch comedy in someone's living room,

bomb for theater people, a transformative experience really. It was like comedy in someone's living room bomb for theater people, a transformative experience. Really, it was like comedy in someone's home sucks. Never do it. Never see it. It's awful. I just don't do comedy. Just like get no laughs in a living room and then go to someone's master bedroom and just go, well, I'm going to go to sleep. I'm flying the middle of the winter bench on my next sketch. I write at different coffee shops around town. I sort of got, I've gone to like four coffee shops with them and like, all right guys,

we're starting the open mic portion of tonight. And I'm just like, I got, I'm rushing to get my laptop to get the fuck out. Because nothing goes- No, sir, you wanna go up? No, there was like, last time I went to one, it was at the Halcyon Mueller and there was a guy doing like just straight up racist jokes And I was like scrambling to get the fuck out of there. Oh my god. Well you guys I know you've done stand up

You guys just stand up at that kind of funny comedy night right for our TX Yeah, yeah, and then I know Fredo and I used to do a little bit improv we did improv Doing stand up was way more terrifying. I would imagine. For sure. Cause it's just you. Yeah. Just you up there. It was definitely like the safest way to do stand-up

because it was like, you know, receipt the audience. So then that way I was able to like, you know, veer my jokes and talk about how a $100 is a retirement home for pro gamers. Um, but uh, it was very safe. The nice thing that was that, like as nervous as I was, everyone else that was going up was equally nervous.

Just seeing everyone just go, sit there go. I mean, that's all crushed too. It was great. I was at the show. That was a really fun show. Everyone did really, really well. Like no one, no one bumped.

It was like the most like receptive audience. And just like a great, it was a good time. It was a very warm walk. People's acts were really good. There was the first time I saw if he too, was at that show. Oh, yeah, fuck your first met if he, there's a great guy. It was a very warm walk. People's acts were really good. There was the first time I saw if he, too, was that that choice? Oh, yeah, fuck your first met if he. There's a joke that he did that I still think about before even like knew who he was and was working with them.

But he said something about like, I don't have a commanding voice. I have a voice that like demands a game stop employee to pull something from a glass case behind the thing. He's only way better, but I was just like, that's fucking great. Yeah. This is if you guys cool. Yeah, and then we did improv. That's when I felt like I was really on my game as when we did improv. I came back to work and I was just like, oh, let's go.

Yeah, we did that, like, little stint of improv. You me and like a couple of the people who were she's the Trevor. I feel like we all felt so confident, especially doing it on the spot and stuff like that, where we're like, we just want to do, let's just like, let us play. Like, give us a scene, we'll just like do that for the whole show. And then we stopped doing it. And I'm like, I feel so rusty in like everything now.

Yeah, it's definitely like a mostly I have to keep flexing, but it also made me go, you know, when we did, we didn't probably, we came back in the spot and it was like, all right, cool. Like I feel like I could really do this, like really kick ass in the show and we're doing this scene and it's like, all right, cool. Like, I feel like I could really do this, like really kick ass in the show, and then we're doing the scene, and it's like, ain't redo it.

And I'm like, you know what I'm saying? No, but, no way. No way. Yeah, the classic. And I was like, oh yeah, this is on this spot. Yeah, I think no matter what it is, no one likes to be ambushed by entertainment. No matter what it is, like, no one,

like if you're in a bar or a coffee shop, the second you hear, like, okay everybody, we're gonna be doing trivia here in about 15. So like, I'm getting the fuck out of it. And just like, no one wants to be surprised with entertainment. Like, you want to go and explain. Like, if you're gonna see a show,

you want to have intentionally gone to see it. Right. Like, even if, like, I feel like, even if it's like great comedy and our great lineup, even still being surprised by it, already puts you on the defensive to not like it. Well, it's also not the, like, especially if you're at a coffee shop or something,

like, I imagine if you're there, you're there working, or reading, or relaxing, or just like having some time to yourself to just chill. And then when it's like, oh, now you feel obligated to pay attention to something else. You really do. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I hate being someone it's like, oh, now you feel obligated to pay attention to something else. You really do. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I hate being someone who's not paying, especially if they're near me. Like, I was like, oh, let me be engaged because I don't want to be a dick about this. Yeah. Just like having a table weirdly at the front of the stage you're like, all right, we're going to be starting comedy in five minutes.

You do not move headphones on still working and typing and stuff, just as the show's going on. Never acknowledging the standard on like stage. Just a comedy horror crux to that performer. I'm just not fine with dying right now. And you know that they know they're completely aware of you. So if you're not paying attention, like you know there's just a little bit of them that's going all that pressure is not.

Well that's why I respect Nick Scarepino. Could have used his platform from kind of funny to really just get into the comedy scene like fast, but I think he started with the open mics and gradually worked himself up. You're like a local, like you've done that as well. You did match pancake theater for all your time. Right.

Did you done comedy in this town for a long time, although it's been, and then, he said reminiscing. Yeah. Yeah, no, and then, of course,, and then, you know, of course, uh, COVID just like shut all that shit down real. Hey, but it's all right, because Joe Rogan's here to save it. Yeah, man, there's been point to make man, I'm really, I was really worried there for a minute because like in the entertainment vacuum that, uh, COVID caused a lot of real awful chuds moved to Austin and started doing the worst comedy you could

possibly imagine, just from the Pied Piper of JR himself, just like, no, it's funny because like people confusing like being offensive and edgy with being comedy. Is there any Saturday tale than a comedian turning truth teller? The worst. No one wants to see it awful. Get out of here. Do not like it. But thankfully, I feel like venues are getting, like, good venues are getting back on their feet and, you know, the really good stand-up comedians that are here and there are some are getting their shows

back up and running and like rebuilding their audience and stuff like that. It's very encouraging. But for a while, it was like, oh no, it's just going to be wall-to-wall, just offensive dickheads, isn't it? And then, thankfully, thankfully not. But it was looking that way at the beginning when stuff started opening up.

So, when are you going to be on Jorugan's podcast? I'm right after this. I got it. I'm done. I've done a book on podcasting. Didn't there, like, a few comedy clubs in Austin that had to shut down, like permanent campsite. Cap city. Wasn't there like a few comedy clubs in Austin that had to shut down like permanently? Cap City closed permanent although they're apparently it's reopening like further north like near the domain

I think they're They're reopening a new. Oh, okay. So is it same folks? I think it is the same folks. Yeah the same same same same management Is it smaller? Is that why they're they closing the now the reopening still? I? Don't know I mean I think you know They closed like any other thing. It's like rent the rent and the building they were in was really expensive. Yeah, and having lips really know and come for a year. Right. Just couldn't couldn't stay open. But I think you I don't know anything about the new space that they're that they're moving into. But it is in the domain. Domain is like a big shopping complex. Yeah. For those of you who don't live in Austin. No, true. I used to pass that when I went to go get my Pokemon cards. I think I, you know what? I'm actually, what the fuck? I'm really, I'm really hoping, I'm really hoping them moving up to

that location will, will be really good for them. Because one thing about Cap City where it used to be, wasn't like a strip, sent, strip mall, like next to the high, in a really weird location, and not a lot of park park, okay. And unbelievably unrockable mall strip mall. Yeah, and the domain is becoming like, it's bumping now. Yeah, yeah. Like, there's a bunch of bars in nightlife. Was it not bumping?

Bumping. It's kind of like, it's bumping. It's always been. In a way, it's kind of like, and I'm not trying to get like all comrades in the Austinite, because I've only been here like 10 years so I don't think I'm like's always been. In a way, it's kind of like, and I'm not trying to be like, all comrades in the Austin, because I've only been here like 10 years so I don't think I'm like true Austin. It's here like I would say Andrew is,

but like Domain does definitely seems like that kind of manufactured culture. Like it's like, there's a top golf there. And I think that's all that needs to be said. That's, it's like those kinds of bars where it's like this bars in arcade. Like it's everything is a gimmick. Everything is like brand new and it feels very like dystopian almost.

Like everything is in its place and all these people live very clean. It's Alicia. Yeah, it's the floating city above the planet. It does feel like Mueller is starting to become like a war wide to become like a mini domain. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I imagine it's a lot of more shopping and stories. There's like a lot of little tiny shops and they want to put like a little like right next to like

beatie rise and want to put that there's like a really tiny line they want to put like a little hotel there. I want to make an essence. I like I think and I've got to do a couple of Austin FC games like I want to want to with Eric and I think that if it's new but it's supporting existing local businesses like you go to the Austin FC games they have like easy tiger they've got a bunch of chicken places that are And I think that if it's new, but it's supporting existing local businesses, like you go to the AustinFC games, they have like easy tiger, they've got a bunch of chicken places

that are local, like it's all of these places that have been in Austin for a while that are like, you know, that they're then opening up another branch. Right. I think that that's fine, but like you go up to the domain, you're like, what the fuck is,

what was it, pump jar, punch, something, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, was it pump, pump jar punch? Something. Punch all punch. Oh yeah, punch. Yeah, punch. Yeah, punch. What's the pump jar? Pump jar.

Maybe like some punch bowl social. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which seems like it's like a chain and I'm just like at. Yeah. This episode of the RT podcast is brought to you by Adam and Eve. It's almost gift giving season, but have you thought about what you're getting yourself? Why not treat yourself to lingerie, toys, games, movies, or anything else from upscale adult boutique, Adam and Eve? And right now, they're offering you 50% off,

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No, not yet. Is that the one? Should we, should we know? Yeah, can we? Yes, it's soccer. All right, well, before we get to furniture, actual life is this weekend. It's actually going on right now. You could donate right now.

It's a number. That's this's actually going on right now. You could donate right now. There's a number. That's this where we're at right now. You could go to donate.ruci.com to support Rooster Teeth and our efforts to raise money for the kids. For the kids. I don't know if this is baked. That's not moving number. So I'm just pointing. Pointing at a screen through that. Yeah. Yeah. We're at 183-270 right now for those of you who might not be able to see it later. Damn.

But yeah, it's all week long. We're doing streams in support of extra life. And then Saturday is our big 12-hour stream, 10 AM to 10 PM central. Yeah. We're going to be doing some fun stuff. I'm there, fuck it all day. Like everyone's doing shit.

It's going to be another one of those things where, ah, we're coming back in office. We're vaccinated. We can do this safely and we're fucking miss everyone. It's gonna be a blast. Yeah, everyone's gonna get tested beforehand, so it'll be very safe. Raise money for the kids.

Raise money for the kids. Trying to keep everyone healthy and safe. So I'm curious to know what Gavin, my friend. Yeah, I mean, we're gonna, the way extra I was gonna open up was with the Chief Hunter and then it'll close out with Gavin, Michaels, like a segment, but then also Chief Hunter will be there.

I think if he's high, it's a bunch of us, we're gonna be there. But I think it was, we lasted extra life, like all together in person, it was every lead donation was a painful. Yes. This year we're gonna have the golly from Austin FC. Stoo, stoo, cut. Brad Stewart is for every lead donation he's going to kick the soccer ball at them. That guy's a fucking god. He is a beast of a lay. For some reason you said

golly and my mind instantly went to hockey and I was like, you're gonna fucking break your jaw. I thought you were gonna slap shot it. But a soccer ball. That being said though, I don't know, he could punch a soccer ball. I imagine though, he'll not want to kill this. I'm also afraid for his leg, because he doesn't think he knows how many lead don't make the difference.

Yeah, but there's gonna be probably a good move. He is very excited to come and just beat the share of them with soccer balls. That's just like, I mean, great for size welts on their body. It's gonna be absolutely riddled up by a soccer ball. I just wanna see just someone just get like, right in the face.

I just, that's all I've had. And then, that starts at eight. That water man who can't even give. That's the last two hours. That's the last thing. Yeah, I think it starts at eight. I think I'm very worried for that. I'm actually going to go for that. So but on Friday, the day before extra life, Friday night is going to be DJ John. So

Jackson, be pulling a bunch of cool music. But Friday from three to four 30, I'm be doing a Pokemon pack opening stream with myself Trevor Jackie who's the Mrs. Meg and then Jamie's gonna remote in and we're gonna we're all we've all been collecting and opening Pokemon cards And we're gonna do that for extra life, but Well the way we're gonna do it is we have different tiers So we have like a $50 tier where we eat like you know really cool like weird flavors from like tip from like Japan. I believe the $500 tier we eat like a hundred percent a cow chocolate. Oh my god. So that's gonna say that's the rare candy tier. It's not good. It's not good. And then for every elite donation. So the way like Pokemon pack opening works is like you you know, you take the four from the back

You put it in the front so then that way the last the last card you pull like that big reveal for every lead donation We're gonna take the last two which is like the the the pre-review card and the reveal card Are we gonna rip them both without looking without looking? I don't even fucking care about that shit that broke my heart. I was I was like, maybe I shouldn't do this. Um, and, uh, and then at $1,500, Michael's going to eat the cards. And at 2000, I have to eat the card. This reminds me when I was a little kid and Pokemon was blowing up, I remember going to a target. And I saw the last Pikachu stuffed animal on the shelf and I started walking towards it,

started holding it on my hand and some mom came in and fucking butted me out to scoop it up and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna buy this. That's what that feels like or it's just like some kids gonna watch the stream and just be like, Chauzade! I'm gonna be opening up like there's a set with like ebies in it and there's some very expensive cards in there And then they have their 25th anniversary set that has a reprint of the original Charizard blasts or something Venus or And I really hope I don't rip one of those because I don't have I don't have them dude I kind of hope you do just for the reactions

Just think after eating those cards you could be sharing a hospital room next to the kids that you're playing for. You're doing this, I'm just like, I did this for you. My insides, I'm sorry. But yeah, so I really don't nation we have to rip the last two and then we'll see what we ripped. We did say though that we have the ability to throw in our only donation if we feel like it's a good pack to cancel out. To cancel out. To cancel out. But then chat was like, well, then couldn't we just

lead donation to cancel you out? And I went, shit, you're right. Yeah. It's all for the kids. It's just a betting war, however, not destroying a car. I don't know. Honestly, no, it's going to show up. So it's going to be great.

They started at 730 p.m. Sunday. Yes. 730 p.m. On Saturday. Sorry to interrupt. Yeah, no, it's gonna show up. So it's gonna be great. They started at 7.30 p.m. Central. Yes, 7.30 p.m. I'm going to get on Saturday, sorry to interrupt. Yeah, no worries. Just a correction. But you know, just kind of hoping no one shows up and so I get Pokemon cards.

But there's also, there's also world in which I cry and rip up Pokemon cards for an hour and a half. Woo! Actually, hey, make Fredo cry, make Fredo cry. That should be the new. That should not be a true. That should be the new hashtag. Make Freda. Cry. Do you know what we're doing for extra life? I think you would appreciate it. What are all doing? We're we're playing Mario Party in real life. IRL Mario. Oh, so we're just doing like a series of minigames that we've like we've taken Mario party minigames and converted them to real life

Oh, that's amazing and most of it's just torture Yeah, a lot of shot colors, hot sauces and other things They've got a real life ghost to chase you around and knock you down off a board Exactly Yeah, real life boob. Yeah real life big boob. We're all dressing up as characters from the game. I'll be Luigi Yeah, my man. All right, so that should be fun I love your big boot. We're all dressing up as characters from the game. I'm Luigi. Yeah. My man. So that should be fun.

And then we're going to have donations being able to award stars and stuff like that too. Oh, that's awesome. I'm also like repping a CrossFit Games thing. Full disclosure, I know nothing about CrossFit, so that's going to be a lot of fun. I'm just doing that. It's like Hector in a group of other folks. It's going to be kind of like our fitness segment We were always doing fitness segments for actual life, and I'm always part of them

And that'll be me Sorry, so I'm gonna call it tears for tops Tires for tops in the chat very good tears for tops. No, no, no, no, no I think there's a squid game segment. There's a werewolves segment. Oh, yes, we're we're gonna I'm doing we're all stupid. I think oh Yeah, I got it. Oh, I also forgot to mention for every $10,000 that we make during the Pokemon portion because I said fuck it. Let's just make it sick We're for every $10,000 accumulated. We ripped the most expensive car that we

the most expensive card that we have. Oh, no. Dying. This is awesome. Stoppins. It's an ad-nits. Fucking brutal. It's brutal. So even if a really beautiful card makes out alive,

there's a chance that it just gets ripped out. Oh, god. Yeah. And I know a lot of people in chat, you guys are awesome, and we'll watch the stream and donate. But if you could also spread the word to friends and family or anyone you know on social media to watch the stream and pitch in or retweet or anything like that, it really helps move the needle on that kind of stuff. So we would appreciate y'all support.

Got to have a street team out there. Yeah. Getting the word out. Get the rock tweet us one time. That was, oh. On my graduation day, I tweeted at him and I was asking him to retweet something. I think that, I don't know if that was, I thought that was extra life for if that was the other one

that we did. Oh, the other like charity stream for something. Yeah. Operation supply job. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can't remember which one. I mean, the rock we go with it. We need to be the which one. My last one. Maybe in the rock we go way back. Wait, that's the best one?

Yeah. I was supposed to watch someone's cats this weekend. I think you cut the ass into the story, but I didn't get to tell you because I wanted to save it. I did not get to hear this. So Cameron showed up today and he was like, hey, was it you or your girlfriend that fed the cats the most recently?

And he was like, why? And he's like, well, you've been feeding them dog food all weekend Oh my god They're dogs Wait, how did you do that so like in their well then their kitchen Kibble all looks the same and their dog is small so they're kibble small and So like I opened the cover and he said that the cat foods in the cupboard So I opened the cupboard and it was just a big box of

Unlabeled food No, there was no picture of a dog and I Dog and you're on the back didn't say dog anywhere on the thing. Oh, so I just I just scooped that and just plopped it in and I best I Now they're barking cats. What did the cats eat it though? Apparently, yeah, I Put I mean, you know, food's food. How did he know that you had been doing that all weekend, though? Because apparently there was remnants left. But I also, I guess I self disclosed

that I had been doing it all weekend because I had been doing it all weekend. He said whoever fed them last had fed them dog food. And I was like, oh, they've been eating dog food the whole weekend. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Hey, to break it. They didn't fed them dog food and I was like oh they've been eating dog food the whole week Oh my god Hey to break it so they didn't just eat dog food. They done been eating dog food Yeah, I wonder if that like is that bad mess with their shit. I don't know

I don't I can pay for that one. I told them I was like that what's on me? I that one's a freebie bud. I just like what What's the difference I guess I don't have any pets, so I don't really know the difference between cat food dog food. And apparently you didn't either, so. Yeah, well, I own cats and dogs now, so I should have known better, but you know.

I mean, I feel like it's mostly the same. Right. I mean, I think like in a pinch, I mean, the cat ate ate it right? Yeah, no I mean I remember when I went in to feed the music. Oh, I guess they need more Kid dog dog food Kid dog When your pet swap food for a short period of time. There you go. Yeah, but they are

Guests swapping food is like dog food to dog food or is that like is that include dog to cat? Cats dog dog to get it's okay for a short period of time I just know with my puppy if I give her like anything different it's a shit storm yeah literally yeah I still have a dog over shit so like we you know my little our little dog gob Little gob little corgi We put it in the back of the car once after she ate her meal And this is when she was like three months and then we drove around and then I you know We parked open the door and I'm looking I'm looking at her. She's just like looking up at me

And I just hear her stomach go. And I went all in and so I was like, hot like like, I'm gonna go grab her like just like, you know, like help me help me. And so I'm running around the car looking for stuff. And then Jackie like reaches over with like just one hand and I'm like what what are you doing? What are you doing? She's like just let it happen. Oh my god, and then she barfed all Overhand all over the sea to everything and I was like what universe this was going to yeah

Okay, she was like that was way more than I expected and I was what you think was gonna happen That's just gonna go that is just like just was gonna happen. That's what he was gonna go. That is, just like, just like, that is 100% mom power instincts. Like, that is like, I almost get like this, just fearlessness where it's just like, their kids about to throw up and they go, and they just like catch the vomit.

It's like, throw them in the trash. You get exactly, exactly. That's like, that's nurse Jackie too. Yeah, yeah, just fearlessness. But no vomited all over. Oh my god. And it's like running over the side just like wow, that's all of it. Just like a streak and I was like, gosh shit. Yeah. That's like I have to go through so many things with Dutch because he's constantly like he'll he'll get sick now and then and uh after me having to plug a syringe in his dick and then feel fluid and then plug it and then like massage his dick like nothing is like it's like it's like yeah it's like it's the like it's this one man's best friend it's whatever I mean it's yeah no you really get close and personal um

like it let me just last night alone you know with God would be a puppy It's just it's you get a gamble with with the shit and she shit last night and She know she took her shit then she started running around and I was like oh no because there was a string of hair Coming out of her ass with the shittet hat. And so it was like the vaulting, the fast and furious that she was just dragging it around. Oh my god. Oh god damn it. So then pulled that out and then she shitt again. It was like a red scarf, which was a wet shit. And then, and that was like five minutes into the walk. And I went, this walk's going to be short. Came back to the house and that was like five minutes into the walk, and I went, this walk's gonna be short,

came back to the house, and I was like, huh, you should herself, and so I had to clean her up. Oh my God. Oh, I'm gonna quit. I'm pulling out of work. Pulling out string and then the cat and the dog just unravels. Like it was like a slow, slow, slow. Oh my God.

There's no funnier. For my neck trick. I'm gonna dog as a hair, and it's asking, it's like, you just scoot on a spot. Man, you guys have gotten hairs in your ass before right? Absolutely from living with someone with long hair. Oh, yeah, yeah, oh having long hair myself Yeah, you're in a pandemic like where you get it like you find you realize there's one and then you start to pull it and realize that It's actually in the but hole and so like you get the little like you really pull it Yeah, I guess Jackie

takes really good care of her hair because I don't. This shit's everywhere. This is everywhere. Just tumbleweed. It's rolling around. There's everywhere. I just don't eat it. Well, I don't think it's from I don't think it's from eating it. I think it's like when you shower, well that's how I get mine. When I shower, my hair falls down my back and like probably goes between my butt cheeks. But I don't know how guys get it. Get stuck in the butthole?

I think like if you have not had a hair that you found wrapped around your dick, you can't really let go of that. Yeah, I'm not Jackie here wrapped around my ball side. Yeah, it's okay Just goes astring I mean Yeah, I'm up it you're just it was already on its way out Eric. What do you want for me? You don't need no the pizza in the shower. It's really gross

I could literally go into our carpet and just start going like this do like a little like circular massage motion and pull and pull up like clumps of hair that are just in the carpet. Oh yeah. I shed like a muller. Between Jackie and having a corgi, you have like little tumbleweeds now. Oh yeah. But I was like brown and blonde, right? Yeah. The different colors.

Yeah. That's crazy. A real mite buffet over there. That's what all of that. Those are like mites or the dust is. It's like, isn't that what dust is? It's like crazy a real might buffet over there. That's what's all like might Sorry, that dust is it's like isn't that what dust is it's like might shit? It's like from a little tiny bugs digesting like our detritus and skin cells What can everybody everybody yeah?

Yeah, dust is mostly human skin. Oh my god. That's gross, too. It's mostly human skin. Yeah Hell yeah, hell, yeah. I don't like it. Gross. Taken over the house. Yeah, like you, I mean, just if you've ever moved out of some place and had to clean a place top to bottom, you do realize like it makes perfect sense that like a hair

could get in your butt because it can get anywhere. Like if you just like the weirdest nooks and crannies of a space, you're like, how the fuck did this get all the way back here? Find it's a little way back here to the corner of this closet. There was stuff in the way out of air. Get back here. Like yeah, it's bananas. So you wait, who who who your own cats?

I come upon owning cats. Yes. I'm going to Earl. I used to have a dog and this didn't really happen with dogs, but I've had, I've had, I've been with partners that have had cats and nothing wakes me up faster than the sound of a cat puking in the middle of the night. That from so many people. It is, you just hear, it's, you hear the cat start to do it and it is just like, three as fresh as you are just up because you have like, run it. Because it's usually on the bed. They're usually on the bed to do it.

You're like, no, no, no, no. And you're like, you was like, hold up. Are you, I mean, I used to be in relationship with people who had cats. Gotcha. And it is a, oh, a visceral, powerful thing to hear a cat start to vomit like near you in the middle of the night.

You weren't here for this conversation, but we had a conversation today about how apparently cats get really close to you because they're like trying to steal your breath or something. Right. Where will it go? to steal your breath. There's a breath. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought that was photography.

By the way, these better not be on. You guys better not be stealing my soul right now. I woke up the night and that was happening. You're like right on your feet. I don't sure if I told the story, but I was like your soul. So Roy is this really fat cat that my girlfriend has. And I woke up when night news pitch black and I thought I was having sleep paralysis,

but it turns out that this overweight cat was on my chest. And I woke up in a stir from a nightmare. Yeah. And then it freaked him out. And I was freaked out because then now there's something furry moving on my chest. And it was like, shing, shing, like Wolverine and he fucking like, just like clawed up my belly and I just woken up like two seconds before

and like I, the brothel was like what the fuck's going on cats run around all three of you. Cats are still the breath. Yeah, I got those two. It was a nice bug at it. What the fuck? What the fuck? I don't remember who said that or when context it was, but also isn't it true that like if you die

You're cast will eat your body. I think any animal would Like cats are like just waiting around eat your body Yeah, but in the meantime they steal your breath. Yeah Steele your breath To your body. This is my note of cats. Yeah. Speaking of cats, do you see that Jeremy's cat got that?

Holy shit. Oh my god. Six months, dude. What adventures was that thing on? I mean, I'm not trying to steal his breath. That's a good cat. That is, I saw that on Twitter. So happy, bro.

What? Alated. I mean incredible stuff. Like, I saw that on Twitter. So happy for it. What? Elated. Incredible stuff. I have never felt so bad for someone, because they're so close with their cats. And such a loving family, and to essentially lose a family member. He's also close with his cat. His wife, his name's Cat. Thank you.

Hey, there it is. Oh, look at the cat. But yeah, they got him back. I guess a neighbor had spotted him and then they put out traps and then and like not rucked. Painful traps. We got him back, babe. Like a kind of case that we were doing. Yeah, yeah, they do for like raccoons and stuff for them to trap them to release the magnet in there. Did he tell the story about what happens? Um, I don't know. I remember the night before they

found him. Um, he was streaming. And I think there's a clip of him talking about how like they think they might have had a spotting of him. Wow. And are going to put out traps and

stuff. As six months later, six months. That is so great. That is like truly nuts. That cat was probably living a second life, right? New different family and everything. That's my theory is that he got

picked up by another family and was just kind of kicking it. Or was just like, kind of like, you know how some cats kind of wander in some places and like people sometimes put out food for them and stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah, I could have just been a, like, stone stone.

He just rode around in like, once a neighborhood and a couple people usually just gave him water and food. Yeah. But like, I have never had pets and anything. I almost cried when I read that tweet. I was just like, I'm so fucking happy for that. I saw it and I was bad like I have never had pets and anything I almost cried when I read that tweet I was just like I'm so I'm so fucking happy for that I saw it and I was like off fuck you this must be the six-month anniversary and it was like scooters back and I was like

Do you think scooter was like who the hell are these new cats in here? Like what the fuck oh? six months yeah, they have two new cats. Yeah, so they got a ton of cats I'm gonna need yeah, I'm going to need a some sort of like graphic novel of the continuing adventures of Scooter, whatever he did, like on that, uh, his sojourn. Yeah. For the six months, those cats are going to eat their dead body so fast. My God. Five cats. How did he breathe? Jeremy's like one nightquill away from being mauled by cats. This cat can't leave me alone.

Yeah, he's just buttering you up for what he eats you and steals your breath. Oh, Is that in the white there are facts about cats? They steal your breath in and they steal your breath. Cats, cats, cats. Yeah, you want to adopt? Yeah, there's a reason the Egyptians breath facts. Yeah, you want to adopt. Yeah, there's a reason the Egyptians worship them because they steal your breath. They want to die.

Have you seen this trend on TikTok where people play this sound that a courier in a TikTok is supposed to remind cats of when they used to be worshiped in ancient Egypt. And so when they play the song and it happens like every time from what I've seen is these cats will like all of a sudden perk up And just like start staring into the distance and some of them get on their two Legs and like actually Perch up can you send this to me because I want to do it. It's a cat. It's pretty cool. That's that's red

I don't think there's any merit to it sure It's still a cool little trend that I've seen that's cool. I just like the cat like Yeah, so she'll like you recat usually doesn't do stuff's cool. I just love the cat. Yeah. So she had like you recat usually doesn't do stuff like that. I know. Be weird. Then all of a sudden there was that one. There's like a couple sounds on TikTok where it's like play this for your pet and see

how they react. I'm gonna do that. It's sometimes sad though. It's sometimes like a dog crying. No, thank you. I'm like, I'm gonna play that for a pet. Yeah, I found out thatb who hates when I go and She absolutely hates it and she started up on this barking face like a month ago

And so she started she would like bark at people and bark at dogs and I did that And she stopped she started crying, but not only that she would stopped start crying, but not only that, she would actively get away from me for like half an hour. She really had what actually fart. Oh, I've actually, yeah. So I thought about that. And I've farted in front of her and it's no problem. It's just when I do it.

And I just go, she hates. But now though, she hasn't barked. Like she just doesn't because she just, I just I mean obviously because she knows that's coming but It's just very weird how that worked out. Yeah, we're like wicked smart too. So yeah It's very much like we She we teach her things and she learns and picks things up really fast But now we're at this point where it will give her a command. And it's not whether or not she knows it. You can see that she's trying to figure out how to not do it.

Yeah. And how to get away with not doing it. Interesting. And that's the that's the tough part is is trying to figure out like there's a lot of times too. Like, well, she'll she'll grab something that she's not supposed to have and Like a sock and Jackie was telling me the story she like grabbed the sock She's not supposed to have it and she like Snuck away with it and was playing with it in my room and when Jackie went over She like instantly pounced on top of it and hiding like yeah, and then Jack and she was like Why don't you feel like you're hiding something? And she doesn't do that.

And then she like, move over, and she's just hiding a sock under her. Because she was playing with her. Are you playing with a sock in there? No, no, come in. So yeah, but she's got, she's a corgi, and so she's got big energy. Yeah.

Which is like, it keeps us tired, but also at the same time, like we sit here and think about, like, let's enjoy this moment because then when she's like a little old lady, then she'll just be like, we'll move it around. There's a, have you guys have all met Sophie and Nathan's dog Arthur, right?

The little, yes, Ozzy Shepherd. Ozzy Shepherd, you can't even look at that. If you go, Ba-ba-da-ba, to that dog, he will start howling. Oh. And I don't know why it's that in particular,

as he loves. Ba-ba-da-ba, he goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah, I just remember holy shit. This is a this is a deep memory. My first girlfriend in high school had a cat and this cat still breathed had a stone breath. I'm walking in line of shadows. Um, no, this cat had a bear. I think it was even a female cat, I mean, who cares? It had a stuffed bear that it would hump. It would hump a stuffed bear. So it's like every teenage girl. Yeah. Exactly.

It's a real Tina from Bob's Burgers. It's a very kind of like very horny cat. But if you did like a hum whistle, it would go and find it's, it was like, you could act, like you could hum whistle. So that go and find it. It was like, you could act, like you could hum whistle and like, Kavlovstag would find this bear and start humping it. If you were like,

tch. Tch. Did you see that? No, it was, I'm horny on Maine. Seriously, it would get like angry horny where I was like, eh, and find the bear like, eh, eh. It's like this will for it to be a key or something. I mean, I don't know what it was about that, like hum whistle noise, but it bear and like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, years, but holy shit. Yeah, that's so weird.

Wild stuff. I got it. We got to look that up and see if there's like some type of, right? Like, go get a 20. That's a thing or if it's just that cat, and just a weird shit. It like that sound. Just like that. Watch people's cat, like are listening to the podcast at home.

Their cat start freaking out of pumping random pills. It just isn't everywhere in people's chats right now. I want to try that whistle. And then I also, I really want to try that like Egyptian TikTok thing. I'll find it for you just to play for your cats and film it to see if anything happens. Good stuff.

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Speaking of fun stuff. Jen locked. Justin too. Jen locked season two. Is out now on HBO Max. You guys should check it out. We have the Blaine Gibson here, also known as Sinclair from Genlock in the flesh.

Hey, I like it. He said the line. He said the line. Say the line, Bart. We're also doing a companion podcast called Unlocked and it's me, Kurt Richie, and Cyford Den. And it's a lot of fun. And yeah, a huge shout out to HBO Max,

because I don't think we'd be making a season two without them, so. We wouldn't be able to. Yeah, exactly. It's a pretty rad opportunity. Yeah, HBO Max is essentially the reason season two exists. They've helped a ton in making it happen

and getting it to put it on that platform is like really fucking cool. I was scrolling through HBO Max and I just saw it like one of the first things on the headers and I was like, holy shit. That's dope. Yeah, no, it's like top of the app. It's pretty crazy.

It's pretty cool to see. Top of the app. Well, yeah. It's a pretty huge cast too. It's wild. It's a deep bench. Yeah, the bench is deep on that cast, y'all. It's also like, it looks from what I've seen.

It looks serious. Looks like intense. And season looks, look at intense. Yeah. So, like, in robots. No, it's in robots. Oh, it drives fishin' robots. In lock.

And in lock. And, and, and, yeah. That's the failed name. Maw. And locked. Gen. Yeah, no, I'm, I'm, I'm looking forward to it. Also, I know that like there are like

parent company or whatever but I can HBO Max no joke my favorite streaming service like what are you watching on there oh oh I mean it has all of HBO's program on there so it's like I'm in the sopranos I'm in the V I'm in the success like it's'm in the V, I'm in the Sessesh, like it's got Game of Thrones, you got Westworld. Yeah, don't sleep on it. Don't sleep on it, watchman. Also, I just think, I like, you know,

they're not paying me to say this although they should. I know who that is. Give me some, give me some scratch. I feel like in terms, I think someone broke it down of like the catalogs in terms of all the streaming services based on like how, how much they have by decade. HBO Max is like, second place is such a distance, streaming services based on how much they have by decade.

HBO Max is like, second place is such a distance, second place in terms of older, older movies, older shows, they all have TCM, they all have turned a classic movie. So yeah, they have a bunch of, because I feel like, there's a lot of like old school cartoons. Like Dexter's lab, come there and like a bunch of other stuff too. I just remember early in the pandemic, you know, like, all of these like S-fods were taking off all these like service, you know, like platforms for movies and TV shows. And like, you know, we're really getting behind HBO Max

because you know, parent company and stuff like that. And we're like, I just remember being like, I hope this isn't fucking Bob. And it turns out it's like, it is the one that I was probably the most. So the most you like, it works. It's a good, it's good it is the one that I was probably the most. The most, you're like, God, it works. It's a good, it's good, we're good.

Oh, thank goodness. So, hello. Yeah, tonight, watch the session. There's a new episode. Nice. I am so behind. I'm on season one episode four. Oh my God.

I think I know it's because what happened was years ago at this point when the first season of succession was just coming out. Charles was like, oh, I heard the show's really good. Would you want to watch it? I was like, yeah. And we watched first episode together. I was like, oh, I heard the show's really good, which you wanna watch, I was like, yeah. And we watched first episode together. I was like, I don't know if I really felt it. And he's like, okay, would you care if I kept watching?

I was like, yeah, sure. So he watched through all season one, all season two. And then I was like, you know what, I should give it another shot. And of course, after two, three episodes, I'm like, I'm hooked immediately. But I'm so far behind. So he's like a new episode of season three

just came out and like you go ahead. Don't wait for me to catch up to you. That is good for you for that. Well, yeah, it's like I know he's excited to like catch up on it and like know what happened because it's week to week, right? It's got one of them colcons in it, doesn't it? Yeah.

Someone in the chat said, who's the guy next to Alfredo? That's blame. Come on. What do you mean? Guys have been here for eight years. Come on. That's the RT Puckas logo. Buh. Glad to. Come on. What do you mean? Guys, I've been here for eight years. Come on. That's the RT Puckas logo.

Glad to have him on. And they also has a search party on HGO Max, which I know you tried to get into. Bro, it's anxiety. Like, it's a good show and it's well written, well performed, but like it's one of those things that I just, it's stressful. Fucking lose my mind. It's stressful. It's really terrible people's fucking lose my mind. It's really terrible people, kind of like always sunny, but they're making really shit decisions back to back to back

and you're just like tearing your fucking hair out and like you and Elise and like I think Hannah all fucking love that show and I was like, I was dying. I wonder if it's like, because I know like a lot of women love true crime stuff. And this is not true crime wonder if it's like, because I know like a lot of women love true crime stuff. And this is not true crime, but it is like, it's like true crime. I'm missing person, murder, mystery kind of situation. Sure, yeah.

But it's very stressful and very frustrating some of the time. But it honestly, the story goes in ways you would never expect, which is what I loved about it. I went to a donut shop today and they're playing the theme song. Which is a good fucking theme song. Yeah, it's a pretty theme song. And I was just like, I'm stressed. Yeah.

Just instant like, oh my gosh, it's sweat. Oh no. I think it's now four seasons in. I think there might be a fifth one coming eventually, but like from a basic premise of, there's a missing girl that the main character recognizes that she went to school with. And like, that's all I'm going to tell you. I think it's an interesting, that's the like overall plot of that show or like the like

mechanics of that show, like why Ali Shaukat is like set out and like get success with this journey or they're kind of like overarching like plot of the show. But I like it's a really interesting commentary on like direction was youth and like getting like becoming obsessed with something. Yeah. Because you have nothing else going on. Yeah.

It's like a real it's that that I feel like is the like you know internal engine of the show. And like what it you know, speaks to on a larger, on a larger scale. It's really good commentary on our generation. And just how like, just be fucking jerk off sometimes. Sometimes, sometimes. Us millennials were the worst. Yeah. That's why I feel like the matrix is going to touch on a little bit. This is like just how our generations all hooked in. Yeah. Yeah. They had that one, one shot, one elevator shot, or he's just kind of looking around everyone's like on their phone.

I can't believe that's coming out, but into the year. That's why. And Spider-Man? That's good. It's not a last name. Spider-Man? Spider-Man? It's not John Spider-Man.

The Chicago Spider-Man? Spider-Man. Spider-Man? Spider-Man. Well, I got Skellington's in her car I didn't even know Playoffs is gonna be a massive month because it wasn't Matrix 4 right yeah it's gonna come out what the day before Christmas or a couple days before Christmas and then like a week before

that is Spider-Man and that's gonna be Spider-Man. No, it's, I feel like there's gonna be like a one more trailer before that Spider-Man movies release and I think that's gonna be like the biggest, most of you trailer of all time. I'm gonna avoid it like the play. Oh, good luck. I know, it's like it's sucked because nowadays that means no social media at all.

Right, but it's gonna be everywhere. And that's like with the Marvel movies where it's like if you want to participate in pop culture and like any conversation your friends are having, you have to see these things and you're just like, try to avoid them. I haven't seen a turtles, I feel like I'm walking like a real dangerous plank right now.

Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna go, Trevor went to go see it, I was gonna go with him and then something came up. But apparently it's pretty good. Yeah, I hear it's just long. I enjoyed it. Like two hours, 40 minutes I think, is it? Longer than June.

Longer than June. Nothing's better than June though. Nothing's seen June. June is. June is on each room. June is on each room. June is on each room. I did.

Go see it in theaters though if you can. I want to see it on the IMAX so fuck yeah. I did watch it at my house on a TV and it was still pretty Give it choke you now or later Promise oh You can't I would see it again if any of you want to go to the I have not seen it so I See it I'd see if you want to go to see it the IMAX let's go do it I see it three times at the IMAX and it is just fucking like it's so good You know what we were thinking I think I can't remember we were talking about it on the most

Tuesdays at noon on our TV There's a plug for also a download the podcast. It's not an official audio podcast together podcast now We're official podcast now the most check it out. We'd appreciate it. Been on that. That's fun. Thank you We were talking about on how like movies that were especially sci-fi movies that shifted the genre or like were game changing in a way. And this was even on my TV. This is the closest I think I've seen. This is the closest I think CGI and graphics have come where I go. That looks like a real place. Like yeah. Usually there's like a level of artifice that and and like you can tell greens are a play. Yeah play and there's like a level of art of artifice that and a like, you could tell green screens are a play. Yeah, play and there's like an unrealness

to a lot of things that like, I mean, even they'd come so close, but this really felt like I was like, yeah, that's a that's a spice mining city in the desert. I don't know what to tell you. I feel that way on your TV. I know. I know. I'm not even in the theater. Which is a fuck. I'm not. I just want to say that the Dune community, like the Dune Sarada is one of the most welcoming, coolest places, even though like those books go generations deep and like the the lore is so rich, their people are just fucking stoked that people are like seeing Dune and like getting it.

That's the kind of. That's awesome. That's a good community. Like any type of fandom that is just like understanding and welcoming it doesn't shame people for not knowing every single in an Out of detail for everything like that is what I love yeah, no, they're not gatekeeping thing that they love yeah, which is good And that's what you should do because the more you do that the more you get the thing that you like yeah, the more people that like it Yeah, I feel like misplaced pride with that stuff for the just like, why knew about it? And it was my thing before and like.

And now mainstream media is making it cool. It's like, but then you get more of your thing. Exactly. With more people, you get more of it. Yeah, is that good thing? And also, in the age of this, in the age of having a phone, where everything's indexed in catalog, the idea of discovering something first is such a,

who fucking kid? Like who? K-six, like you didn't you're not on this thing before anybody else like nothing. Nothing. Just enjoy the things you enjoy. We're all going to be dust. We're all going to be just dust. Our cats are going to be eating us.

Eating us. Or after they steal our breath. And then is it going to matter if we found fucking dune before someone else? Not. Okay. And then is it gonna matter if we found fucking Dune before someone else? So all that is to say I did enjoy I didn't enjoy Dune Very much and apparently I I read the book so like I mean this was I Were at once and probably Eighth grade ninth grade I feel like those about that time. And it feels very accurate to what I remember of being like,

because there's the David Lynch dune, which is just like, I enjoy it because it's so insane because it's just like, just a wild ass time and staying is in like metal box or briefs. Oh, yeah. wild ass time and staying is in like metal box or briefs. Oh yeah. But no, it felt, again, it felt like genre shifting. It's like sort of set the bar for like high sci-fi in movies that we haven't seen in a while. I can't remember what the last thing was, honestly, but like, oh shit, this is like really

like moving the goalpost a little bit farther for like, you gotta try because this movie really knocked it out. I think it also like people expected it to be good, but I think like the response has been just so overwhelming. I think people were reluctant because it is, it's been out of just one of the most unadapatable franchises there is. It's a good job adapting it. Yeah, I mean, there was like cuts and things that needed to be made or that he had to do adaptable franchises there is. It's a good job adapting it.

Yeah, I mean, there was like cuts and things that needed to be made or that he had to do in order to keep it under three hours. But like, I know, I loved it. It's fucking insane. It Eric will get you in it. Eric was like the person that I expected the most to just be like, you fucking sans socks. And then he was straightforward Straight forward, just simple.

It's just fun. It's very fun. He made a couple of jokes about the dumb rat and the thing, the Maudi. Fucking Idaho. He didn't like Dunkin' Idaho. I know, okay, so maybe start quarterback, don't come. Maybe that is, I think that is probably

the movie's greatest accomplishment, is that it is based on an incredibly high sci-fi book that is very deep and very lot of lore and a lot of lore and managed just to stay faithful to that while also being a simple movie you can enjoy that is like and understand without knowing anything about it and oh can you go and what and you go in spice if you yeah if you knew nothing about dune I feel like you would be not miss a thing. Like you get the story.

It's very basic. That's like the craftsmanship of like directing. That's where you're like, that's where a movie where truly like get get get, get, achieve like masterpiece status is where it had. And I'm not calling it a mess, but I'm just saying like that, that seems to be the echelon for those type of things where it's's based on something very, very dense and very complicated, and it can still be enjoyed by someone just walking in. But also the story, though, and the fact that it is still relevant, that book was written

in the fucking sixties. Like nothing between then and now is the same. Like, computers were not even near like what they were going to be now like we're carrying around fucking computers and for it to be so faithful to the original source material and it have been written half of a century ago that's fucking wild. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go see it on iMacs take off righto because he hasn't seen it yet. Yeah thank you. And then we'll go see it in 4dx. Imagine that movie in 4d.

You get a blow of sand in your face. Yeah, so much wind, so much sand. Be great. I'll go to the iMacs. I'm saving my first 4d experience for the two-port finale of the Fast and Furious franchise. Is that how they told you that or have they said that you specifically off right now? That is going to be a two-parer. Uh, yeah, they told me.

Wait, how? Is it going to be called Fast 10-Year Seatbelt? Is that going to be the two-parter. Yeah, they told me. Wait, how? Is it called fast 10-year seatbelt? Is that going to be the name of the... I hope so. How soon after, or how far apart are you releasing the two-parter? I'm assuming a year apart, I think, I believe I want to film back to back, but yeah,

it's a two-parter. It's going to be a big cliffhanger. One last ride, two times. We're going to be one last ride. One last ride, twice. I can't fucking away. That's the franchise I've missed out on. I think I'm on like, maybe, well,

I'll do it. Get on it. Four or five. Dude, oh man. I like, my best friend Tim Gettys from Kind of Funny, we were the people that were way too into it because like in high school, when Tokyo Drift came out and Han died,

we were handing out flyers to our classmates saying, our P-Honk is a guy who's got a lot of that were way too into it because like in high school when Tokyo drift came out and Han died. We were heading out flyers to our classmates saying RIP Han and then making wallpaper backgrounds for our computers. That was RIP Han and boy, let me tell you when that trailer came out of the last movie and Han showed up, we cried. We cried. And then we wonder, but see, but also, no, we're not crazy because one, they did the trailer, they did like a live trailer reveal where they had like a stage and like people show up to see the trailer. And they showed the trailer, it's really funny

because Kevin, another kind of fun, kind of fun to remember, it's like why is no one in the crowd crying? But they introduced and had everyone walk out one by one, and then when Han showed up, literally the whole crowd exploded, and I went, everyone gets it. Yeah, wow.

Yeah, just like a family moment. It is, it's about family. That's crazy, Brian. Just crazy enough to work. That's the entire franchise. Like, man, that idea is nuts. My favorite part. So nuts, it's gonna go off fallowlessly.

Look. My favorite part about watching Fast and Furious movies in the theater is when things are so ridiculous, which is everything. Yeah. That people in theater just laugh. Like, it's not like people going,

whoa, it's people like people going whoa it's people like Busting a gut laughing at just the ridiculousness of it. It's like half comedy half action. I mean One in a good way so in it I think nowadays maybe a movie's greatest sin is that it's boring or like not entertaining and one of those things like the fast movies Are a fucking blast. They are fucking entertaining. Like they may not be good or high cinema, but man alive are they fun ass rocks.

It's just stupid entertainers. Do I mean, it's just ridiculous. But that's the thing that they pivoted that franchise to that. They went from like, we're gonna be like serious car races of that one fucking well, kinda movie. Also, it's not a spoiler. It's in the trailer, the Hans of the Life.

But yeah, so, and then we've been out for a while. Good off, for Jock. Also, yeah, how many years has it been? For a minute. But yeah, I mean, they didn't take it seriously, and they just got ridiculous and more ridiculous with it. At this point, it's almost like they're super heroes. Oh, yeah, no, no one, and it's also,

I never want to be invincible. Yeah, it's also I love it. It's invincible. Yeah, it's so funny because like they're obviously everyone that's involved in the franchise now is like so ultra wealthy. And their riders are so like their contracts are so insane that like, they have to be superheroes because like no one can bleed, be bruised or look injured because they can't look flawed in any way. Yeah. So like you have like Dom and a Toretto like fall like eight stories like onto a car and get up

and be look like he just walked out of wardrobe and make it. Say fucking Spectraiser. Yeah, and say it's insane. 99 out of 100 times I will be a proponent of seeing something in theater versus that on your TV. Just because I love the theater

going experience and I think that that's how films should be watched. I will absolutely watch a fast and furious at my home rather than go to the theater because I do not theater going experience. And I think that that's how films should be watched. I will absolutely watch a fast and furious at my home rather than go to the theater, because I do not want to be in the parking lot after a fast and furious movie where everyone's fucking jacks on their on their Honda. Exactly.

Do you not have a guess anytime I drive home from a movie theater after seeing like some space movie or like action movie where there's a lot of like racing, I feel like just driving home that I'm in that atmosphere and that someone's gonna like turn the corner and like come racing at me. And you're like pull your parking brake and like spin the wheel and like, yeah.

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