Rooster Teeth Podcast - Why Don’t Lights Honk? - #748

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, and Eric Baudour as they talk about what’s not a rock, Mall Simulator 2023, Velcro being so hot right now, being an American abroad, and more! This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays!  -Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. RTX Tickets are on sale NOW! RTX Austin July 7th-9th - https://www.rtxaustin.com/ Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That's Gavin. You want? I'm Eric. Eric. I'm Gavin. Berber. Do you want? And I'm Gus.

This is yeah. There's only one more holiday cheer. How it went from December? Hey, they are. Hey, can you get this from it's in the fridge in the studio. Thank you. There's a lot of studios and a lot of fridges. Yeah, but we just keep getting shuffled around, so who really cares?

Yeah, dude, it tastes like it. Yeah, you might not want to drink. It's probably just from this past December. Yeah, it's still fine. Yeah, you might not want to drink. It's probably just from this past December, right? Yeah, it's still fine. Yeah, it's fine. I thought it was good. Speaking of drinking and beverages, I'm very excited. Oh, yeah. We got the Pro.

My glitches, I legit didn't know what you were doing as I was sitting right next to you. We got the prototype Anma Mug. Yeah. All the one that profiles the name that everyone knows already? Yeah, right. But you could, this could still be yours eventually when it's in the store. And it changes color.

That might be the first thing you ever open to beer in it didn't overflow. No, it changes color when it gets warm liquid in it. Yeah, so I'm just going to put hot water in it with the cure. You want the coffee? I want a coffee. I've been I don't know what it is about today. I've been exhausted dragon. Yeah, I get it.

Flagging. Yeah, here you go. I recorded an Anima supplemental with Jeff today and he's like, oh, I bought coffee for this and he didn't say that until the last 15 minutes of the second one that we recorded. So I didn't have enough coffee. It's good. So this is the Anima mug.

It changes color when you put a hot liquid in it. And there's a reason that we're still doing it. So Anima stands for Anarchy Me Anything. That is what anima mug. It changes color when you put a hot liquid in it. And there's a reason that we're still doing it. So anima stands for anarchy me anything. That is what we found out. We've yielded a couple weeks ago. I listened to the episode. It was guest. It's a great guest.

It was guest. Here's the thing. And we said, oh man, no, we can't sell the mug. Oh look, watch this. Remember anarchy me anything. This is very important. Very anarchist. Is it? Oh, I'm sorry.

You should have said that quicker, sorry guys. Look, look at what happens on the front of this mug. I hope that's enough water. I feel like it's stopped prematurely. No, it's going. I see it. I see the A reveals to the anarchy symbol. Wow. Look at that. And when you fill it up all the way to the anarchy symbol. Wow. Look at that. And when you fill it up all the way to the top, it'll, I think, rise with the heat there.

And then on the back, anarchy, me, anything. That is amazing. This is a cute mug. That's the, it's very cool. I really like the blue color, you guys. Yeah, I will definitely choose it. Six dishwasher. It's like, it almost looks like the Avengers symbol.

It makes me laugh. If you're watching this and you're going on about this mug, please wash it by hand. Please just wash it by hand. Rinse it. Like right after you use it, just rinse it. I saw someone put the Cippy Cup of Knowledge in the dishwasher, even though it explicitly says,

do not put this in the dishwasher. That is the craziest fucking thing. But don't you think it, because it's 2023, everything should be dishwasher to say. No, it turned into like a shrinky tank. It's a plastic. You can't you think it because it's 2023? Everything should be dishwasher safe. No, it turned into like a shrinky tank. It's a plastic. You can't replace it in the dishwasher. But you know, it's not, hang on, did you?

No, you can't put plastic in the dishwasher. I have plastic chopsticks that I put in the dishwasher. Plastic in the dishwasher, that's anarchy. Whoa. You clipped that, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's Wow. We clipped that. That's on your commercial. The A on the front is so fucking cool. This was a design from Gus in Tony because Gus knew the name. Me and Jeff did not know the name.

We worked on it in secret. Yep. And they put the anarchy. It's so cool. I love any mug that shows something like that. I think it's so cool. It's slightly bummed how close it was. It was so cool.

It was so cool. Yeah. We're like, because then we were, it was the jump. See, we're going to monetize the name of the podcast. We're the only way to find out the name was to buy a mug We were gonna never say the name and you could only find out if you buy the mug. I was just a bad idea It's not good. No, it's dumb. Yeah, it's and our kids. I have my own bird Could you we make our own version of this mug just for me to have personally of the same thing except it's your face in the background of Anima going like this.

Just from, I just want your face to appear on my mug. Can we have a face of me? And then when you put hot liquid in it, it turns into that mustache comes in. It's like, you get facial hair. I thought you were gonna say it's you and it turns into Jeff. Okay.

Please return to Mr. Cruz. Yeah, Tom Cruise. That was under the curig. It's that, it return to Mr. Cruz. Yeah, what Tom Cruise? That was that was under the Craig size Applebook. Hey, if we're talking about other content, which is on an all- It needs to be bigger. We've only talked about other shows so far, so we'll talk about this.

The supplemental schedule was released today for the next four supplemental pieces for fuck face. We've made over 150 episodes of that. And this week, as of this week, we now have a shared calendar. Wow. Well, we plan when stuff comes out. Yeah.

It is a real show. Excited. It's like a real show. I never had that. Because it has been scheduled. It's so fucking magical. We make stuff. It sits completely unused on our servers.

Or sometimes no one's even looked to my edit. And then it never comes out. Sometimes people don't tell you that they finish the edit. It's completely unused on our servers or sometimes no one's even looked to my edit and then it never comes out. Sometimes people don't tell you that they finish the edit and then they just leave the onus on you. Sometimes you can put a first cut in the slack and ask everyone in the slack. Any notes? No one replies to it and then three months later we go, what happened to that video?

So you was doing editing and putting it in the slug. It's Gavin. Wow. So there's no notes. So it never goes out. Man, yes. What if it was already a perfect

video and you just, there are no notes. So she just go out. Is the weird. How like you assume she is. I hate. I don't know. Isn't it really nice when people respond to things so you know one way or the other is there.

He said yes to this calendar invite today. He did for the first. He does every now and then the ones I'm on. There's just times where Gavin just does not answer. This Thursday we will have our first round of Sloppy Joe's Bingo that we recorded. So that'll be on first. What is Sloppy Joe's? Is a bar in Key West, Florida.

And they have a camera on the outside of their bar that you can see, it's very plain to see. Connect to it on the internet, view it. And Jeff found it and he has created a bingo game of things you commonly see on these streets and then created bingo cards And we played bingo sloppy jose bingo It was some examples of things that might be on the bingo moa pink taxi Molet

Falling down. Yeah kid out to like it Was there sunburn? Uh, no, not some people acknowledging the camera, um, drop in shit, drop in food. And so this is just like, you go out. We watch, it's people watching with zero consequence. I love this. It is, can I come next time? It will, yeah, well, I want to do it live.

We have to do it. It's like a live stream. I mean, I just be there. I don't have to be in the live stream. I mean, I thought I was going to grab a vingo. Yeah, exactly. It's so fucking fun. I kept saying in the recording, it's about an hour long where we play bingo. And I just kept going, Jeff, I love this. Jeff, this is so much fun. It's so good. I loved it. This is like the view, for example. Yeah. So yeah, we didn't go too hard on making

fun of people really, but I think we really should because that's some crazy You had cuz there's some crazy shit. It's a place where people drink so at night when it gets crowded and people get drunk So this is life. Yes, so it's like if you had a bar on six like you put a you put it like a camera outside of Shakespeare's or whatever Yeah, and you just watched it with a bingo card from your home. That sounds So much fun it fucking rips. I can't get enough of it. As an introvert, as someone who doesn't like going downtown but loves to people watch. Yeah.

And also could like play a fun little game. Well, you know, not sober if you want. Great. It was a blast. We did it on like a Thursday night, a Friday night. I think it was a Thursday night. And it was like, it was so much fun. So we recorded it.

It'll come out this coming Thursday on first and then Friday on our YouTube channel. So that's the first thing. Then we have the rock not rock draft. What did you think that is? Rock not rock. Draft draft. Wait, is it the rock not rock or rock not rock?

Rock not rock draft. Right. That is rock not rock draft. Yeah. Okay. What do you think that is? So a draft is usually when you're picking. You picknot-rock draft. Yeah. Okay. What do you think that is? Like, so a draft is usually when you're picking. You pick like for a team.

Yeah. But drafting could also be drawing. Or drafts could also be like, first draft of something. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like a first draft of the video that no one gives no to. I've never got that. Um.

Rock-not-rock draft. Yeah. I think, if I, I want to take a guess. Okay. You look at pictures. Okay. That are either rocks or dog poop. Woo.

And you have to guess whether which one, if it's rock or not rock. That's a good guess. I would never want to do that. That's not what it is. Sam. Yeah. That does sound like something you guys would do.

Uh huh. I would say it's, you're throwing something and you have to determine whether it's a rock or not a rock. Also, good guess. We have a throwing thing that we need to do, but I'm just the baseball thing. Yeah. I felt like they made me. We're trying to figure out what the best fruit is to throw.

This is something we've talked about for the S. It's an orange. No, it's an avocado. So, um, no, it's the right kind of grip and it has the right shape. If you're playing football. Yeah. No, I'm an avocado. So, um, the rock not, because it's the right kind of grip and it has the right shape. If you're playing football. Yeah, no, I'm spiraling it. No, I'm throwing it as far as it's an avocado.

Regular, hot avocado. So, a rock not rock draft is a draft to snake draft. One, two, three, four, five, five, four, three, two, one, and it's four rounds. So that's like a bad end. Uh huh, okay. And we are drafting the best rocks that are not rocks. So for example, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, not a rock. Chris Rock, Chris

Rock not a rock. So that would, that would be on there. Big boulder in my backyard. That's a rock. That's a big rock. The moon. Uh, definitely a rock. That's a rock. I would say there's a lot of choice here. Alcatraz? The island, the rock. It's not a rock. No, no. We determine the Alcatraz. Are you talking about the prison?

Yes, it's all because of the term, the rock. It's rock. But the movie, the rock. But San Francisco bridge. That's a bridge. Well, that's, yeah, but it's also not. It's also not a rock both ways. What about rock and roll? Rock and roll? That's not a bridge. Well, that's yeah, but it's also not it's also not a rock both ways. What about rock and roll rock and roll? That's not a rock so it's eligible, but it is rock, but it's not, but it's not rock. It's not a like igneous

sedimentary like stone. It's been a morphing though. That sucks. That's a tough, we set it at the exact same moment. Um, take your head to big now. It is a, it's a draft that we did that became incredibly contentious. Very combat, very, very angry. Incredibly combative. You guys.

For no reason fights. And it was good. It was a lot of fun. So that comes out next week. Then after that, we have, oh, Condor man. Condor man watch along. Condor man is a movie from 1981. Have you ever seen Condor man?

I've never heard of Condor man. It is a movie where a guy is. Have any of you seen it? I'll say this to you. I have now. It's a Disney movie. Not on Disney. That says a lot.

Condor Man is a 1981 American Adventure Spy comedy super hero film directed by Charles Jarrett produced by Walt Disney production starring Michael Crawford, Barbara Carrera, you should watch it. And it live Oliver Reed, the movie follows comic book illustrator Woodrow Wilkins attempt to assist in the defection of a female Soviet KGB agent that rock or not So we did it watch along for that the poster sucks the movie is The poster is indicative of the movie

Okay, we had a fun time That comes out in three weeks and then finally in our fourth week another draft What's the draft this time? The mall draft. The mall draft. You pick people in a mall, like you walk around a mall and pick people. No, it's very simple. Just drafting the best mall. Oh, so like Barton Creek Square. No, you're trying to pick the stores within the mall that you think are most, I guess, representative of the mall. You dream. You dream mall. You your dream mall is insane. That's this sounds like this would be a really niche popular steam game

Like mall simulator 2023 it does Where the rock not rock draft was incredibly contentious the mall draft Credibly wholesome. It's very nice. I want to hear about your malls. They're so good And well I want to determine which one I want to go to. Any good mall has to have an anti-ans in it. Interest in it. It also interesting. Is that what you want to do?

Is that a thing though, where you're going to have someone judge them and pick the top mall? I mean, we can, the people. Yeah, we kind of like leave it to the audience, but also, I love to be very,

yeah, I mean, to be veryy. It's also not up to them They can judge it all they want it also doesn't matter They can say oh interest is the best one does not matter to us whatsoever that guy named J. Lo No, yeah, no orange Julius in my mall. Wow. You wouldn't draft an orange Julius. No. Why not? Yeah. Our Julius is trash. Wow. Hey, you guys picked chickfully. I can't say. It's boiling. Again, the problem is close on Sundays. True. Even at the mall. Yeah. Yeah. Everywhere. Even inside an egg at a point. Even inside of the Atlanta Hawk Stadium, where they only play on

Sundays. Wow, only on Sundays. I mean, they play on Thursday sometimes and I don't think they play on Monday in a very long time, but yeah, they you cannot buy Chick-fil-A at the Atlanta the Atlanta Falcons at Atlanta Hawks. Atlanta Falcon Stadium, even though they play on Sundays,

weird. What? What would you draft? What would be your first bet? For my mom. Yeah, yeah, you can pick four. We did four. I think four has been a very good number for me. Yeah. Gosh. I feel like my interests and desires at a mall are very different. But that's how that's really how it went, right? Like yours is very different from nicks, which is very different. I may have brought in some international chains. He definitely had a little bit of British flavor. Do you have a nandos in there? That was none.

I mean, so I'm thinking like who's gonna spend the most money at my mall? Oh And that is teenage girls Forever 21. Oh in there. Okay hot topic No, classic stories Gotta get ears pierced somewhere. Claire's is a pretty good store um Panda Express oh somewhere. Claire's is a pretty good store. Um, panda express. Oh, interestingly, okay, I kind of think of the things that a lot of

people like to have in malls and spend money on because that's my qualifier. Apple store. Apple store is a good one. Apple store is a good one. Interesting. And then maybe like a Nordstroms. Oh, okay. If we got a fancy mall going on. Yeah, it's pretty good mall. Although I guess I don't have like a sweets. I need like a sweet. Yeah, I think the best strategy is to have like a blank map. Like take a map of a mall.

Cinnamon. You raise all of the store names and then like try to lay it out. Yeah, but only four. It's hard when it's only four. It's trying to hit like big sectors, right? Like big swaths. I will say that our rock draft was just a fiery heated mess

the entire time and the mole draft was very wholesome, but when absolutely off the rails and the final round. Yes it did. The final, the one two three four five five four three two one, one two three four five and on the final five four three two one, very weird choices. I do enjoy the sheer variety of content that we make here.

Yeah. I'm not always open talking about mental health issues because we're debating rocks. Yeah, well, I'm not rocks. And what's the rocks? It was very good. It was the supplemental content for Annma. For fuck face, he's not on the supplemental content for Annma. I'm kind of the supplemental content for fuckface has been so good.

And I'm glad that we have the next four weeks. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, just shit coming out. I'm glad it's coming out. Yeah, I'm thrilled. Who made this poll in Rister T. Chat? All the options suck. Oh, what is it?

What's the poll read? What's the best mall anchor store? Okay. Target, okay. Primark. The fuck is Primark. Oh, I said someone British make it cold seal LES nice Cold house little L.I.D.L

Lidel amazing little oh, so this is like Is this fucking piece of paper and he's doing like oh come get a chippy get fucking real And he's doing like, oh, come get a chippy get fucking real I want to go to colds. Yeah, colds house. It's just his house in a mall He's got a love your pics. So you can get those. It'll be Thursday Friday over like the next four weeks. That's our supplement. We're basically just trying to balance out the good that you're doing on your with the trash with the bad that we're doing. The fire and the We do. I mean to get into fights over drafting what's rocks and what's not. I love that. And then not even to fight about what the rocks are, but to fight about what's a good pick.

Yeah. You should have a geologist do a guest spot. Yeah. It was real, man, but wild card. There's a there's a piece of content that I filmed Gavin's in it that we filmed thinking like, oh, maybe we'll turn this into an RT life. We don't really do those. And more like like I don't know if we could just film an

R.T. life and put it out. But maybe I just give it to I could give it to fuckface to put out. Yeah. Yeah. Put it up. It's a real fuck-face moment. The old thing. What happened with a shoe? Yeah. Yeah. That was in between two pieces of supplemental. Okay. And I think I think it was when we were doing the best shit of all. Yeah. If you've seen the've seen the video, the RT life of Blaine kicking his shoe in the air and it lands on top of stage four. And then we use a drone and a grappling hook and a lot of luck to get it down. It's a great video. Go watch it. If you like that, you'll like this one. It has to do with a shoe. Similar energy. Yeah, give it to me.

I'll put it in. I tried to resurrect Kung Shu and I'm a bit rusty. It's been about eight years since I've lost Kunged. Your directions were very off. You went straight instead of out. It was bad. Very funny. Yeah, I'll give it over to you.

Please. Are your hands cold? No. Here, Look. Looks like sea like it seems like a you. I think it's all that's where you drink. Yeah, yeah. That's right. I'm drinking out of the the animal mug with the heat. Look at that quality mug. It's still beautiful. I don't know when it's coming out in the store. We're. The only one is the first time I've fucking seen it. So it's great. Is it okay that I'm drinking out of it? Yeah, I watched it really okay. Yeah, see you said after one wash By hand wash hand wash it. Please. Um, you get smoked cigarettes

No, no, I don't fucking get it I've never have never will never I tried to once it looks so cool and like does look cool. It looks so cool. It's the worst one But we did it who smoke cigarettes grow up who smoke cigarettes It's I feel like nowadays it's weird when you like run across someone in public who's smoking outside of a Vegas casino floor I like Vegas. You're like, okay. Yeah people are smoking the casino But I can't think of another place where you run into that. I mean, what's another way to de-stress without Something elicit or the at that changes your ability to drive I don't think like there's like see me the

That stuff is that's what I thought I just don't try to think like well there's like CBD. That stuff is like. That's what I thought. I just don't cigarettes are so expensive. They also are nothing but poison. Yeah, and they smell so bad. I mean, I'm drinking like two different poisons. Yes, right. No, alcohol is poison.

But what you're doing is you're getting up and getting down and you're hydrating. I call it finding the middle. And you're spinning all around. Yeah. If it's as long as I just work in this pattern, it'll come to the bush. It'll come to the bush.

You know, you have you coffee your mimosa and a water. Oh, it's just late in brunch. I feel like it's just dinner. I feel like cigarettes. I only see people smoke at like a party. People get drunk and they'll have like one cigarette. Like I see that a lot. People who used to smoke.

But outside of that, when I know someone and they smoke a cigarette, it's like, the fuck are you doing? And then to me, what's worse is when people vape, that's just nicotine. What the fuck is that? That's insane. It's just the addictive part. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, this part's just, what are you getting out of it? I mean, I'm just straight up addicted to this.

This particular chemical. I, uh, there's nothing else. Well, it kind of tastes like banana. What? The eat a banana. Like fucking. I mean, if you could vape banana, oh, only banana. And you got the flavor and you were filled with a banana. Would you do it that way? Like you'd get the calories and you'd say, you need a banana. Would I become addicted to smoking the banana? No, the banana.

Just eat it. I was looking at my wife went into a car, so we were looking at used cars recently. And there's one car she really liked, and you can look, they'll put all the features on it, written down, like on the sticker on the side. One of the features was Smokers Package. What the fuck is that mean?

It's hard to ask, I was like, hey, in this car, this used car for sale, what's Smokers Package? Like, oh, it comes with the cigarette lighter and a little, like portable ash tray that you like take out and dump out and put back in the car. This car was made in 1950. Like special deal. I guess they still make cars with that or do they or it's just. I think you have to get smokers package. Otherwise, you just, you just get the power port.

You don't get the actual cigarette lighter anymore. Right. See, is this the same time you saw that was it the bolt Chevy bolts? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. I was gonna say, does that have the smokers time? Yeah. I mean, it will start smoking. Yeah. And we had the most awkward encounter with someone else with another human being ever. Uh huh. So we're, we're gonna buy this car. Our wife and our sitting down at the table,'s a the person who's like filling out all the paperwork across from us. It's just it's a woman and You know, we're filling it all out and she's like she looks at me and says is this car gonna be for you? I go oh no, and I point out my wife and I go it's gonna be for her and She turns her attention from me to Esther and goes and she is

And I go and I'm like I don't I don't know what to say like I don't know what she's asking and the other woman goes your daughter And I was like no The end of laughter say like all my hair started growing out and I like just Decorated into a skillet. Yeah, I'm just making it out of here. I thought the exact same thing. I don't know why. So fuck this. I love you. You're a jaddie special girl. You earned this. Give me something that. What? What? What? I was like, why was that her guess? Like, sister, what?

Oh my, my, God, I heard her. Oh, I sure know. Oh, fuck. Oh, wow, yeah, good, good for us, sir. I was destroying him. Did you get like, ID'd and stuff as well? I wish we had pulled it like like we were just starting to sit down and like start the whole process and everything.

Holy shit. And oh my god. Oh, give Daddy some sugar. Oh, I mean, it's fair. You know, Esther I think could pass as early 30s. You know, that still doesn't. I think Esther looks great. Oh, man, I, sorry guys.

It was wonderful. I just don't, I still think I was 10. It's a. Fuck, dude. Sorry, I just don't I still I got it when I was 10 Fuck dude. I hate that So did you get the smokers back? So yeah, we got the car with the smokers back. It's just the conclusion of that story. Oh my God. And Taty was so proud. I had to take it away. Like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, dude, that's so awesome. So that was fun, that was fun. Oh my God.

What I got to go through. Did you get the smokers package? Yeah, yeah. That's why I know exactly what the smokers package is. Who ashes their cigarettes inside of their car? People who smoke in their car, which is probably- No, they fucking don't. It's not.

It's not. Yeah, they ash them outside of their car. I should bring it and show it to it. It looks like like a Yeti kind of, but the top looks almost like a bottle opener. I don't get it, I don't get it. I don't understand the point of. Is it to like hold? It must be.

Like they could put it in there. If you need to, you can. I think you'd put it in your mouth if you need these both hands. Dude, I don't know. It's a cigarette. I don't smoke, I don't know how. See, that's what I'm saying.

When did you manage to decide that cigarette butts are a slightly less form of literary? You can just like Like they'll have like a kabab and chips on the way home and I like wrap it all up put it in the bin Make never and then just like ping a cigarette bottle for it's like yeah, I think do you think it's the size of the trash Like if you could get it like a kabab wrapper down to the size of a cigarette, but you could just put it wherever you want Oh, like if it's smaller. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean ultimately they also like probably unravel the wrapper down to the size of a cigarette but you could just put it wherever you want. Oh, like if it's small, it doesn't cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, ultimately they also like probably unravel the paper

and like the shit goes everywhere eventually. It kind of like doesn't stay intact. Right, so people don't tend to notice them and so they don't think like, oh, this will pile up. Well, I think it's just so small. They just like out of sight out of mind. Yeah, the way, but it's like, but it is, you're just tiny littering.

Yeah, yeah, it does look fun to flick one, though. I bet that's really sad. You should do that in slow motion. Yeah. Uh, it's a thing, and I think California, I think it's illegal to do that now, because it just started so many while. I think it's illegal here too.

It started so many while. It should be illegal everywhere. I mean, it's illegal to drive and be on your phone at the same time here also, but that doesn't seem to stop popping anybody. You know, I just put up an Instagram story. I was in the back of a also, but that doesn't seem to stop. Stop anybody. I just put up an Instagram story. I was in the back of a day, but just like, looking at me, there was a line of people all on their phones,

well, probably, like, anyone, anyone off, look at me. Driving with Gus has been a revelation because when I'm the second car, like if there's a current front of me at a red light, and the light turns green, I'll give it a beat, because they're usually on their phone. And then I'll honk, and then they're on their way. If that light goes green and that person does not move, Gus lays on the horn.

Listen, I'm sick of it. It's awesome. Every light, yeah, you have to sit there for an extra five seconds, because someone's looking at their fucking phone, and I've been at the back of that line where they don't move Yeah, you got to sit there for an extra five seconds because I was looking at their fucking phone And I've been at the back of that line where they don't move and you got to sit On the horn why don't the lights honk That's a shirt

Now I'm coming in on the crossing. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep a lot sooner Yeah, but we shouldn't need it. Yeah, it would make the world worse There you should be required to literally like put your phone into a closed compartment when you drive They should make other than if you need a GPS They're made some way around They're just beeps inside your car if it like if you know you're Someone who's not looking at the road, you should just be able to turn on a thing. My car does that.

When the light turns green, it goes, boom, I'm right between. Are you serious? I don't go right away, but I'm just waiting. I don't go right away, but I'm just waiting. Let's, you know, I always look so I don't need it, but it will beep when the light turns green. I understand, Barbara said I'm in between these.

I'm right in between you. It doesn't go right away, but also isn't like on the phone and waiting. Mm-hmm. And I understand Barbara said I'm in between these. I'm right between you. It doesn't go right away, but also isn't like on the phone and waiting. And I understand that because in Austin, everyone runs red lights more than any place I've ever been in my fucking life. In my life, I've never seen people. The red light means that one more cop. That's right.

That's the craziest at 45 miles an hour, they will just go. The other day yesterday, I was at a light that had, I reviewed the dashcam footage. It had been read for the oncoming side for 15 seconds. Geez. And someone came through without pausing at like 45 miles an hour and went straight through it. Oh, shit.

They must have been looking down at their phone and not realized they were running a red light. It was at Burnett in 45th. They were down Southbound on Burnett and went right through 45th, which is a pretty busy fucking street. Yeah, that's a very busy street. And like they went through like a second

before I got there. I was like, shit, if wow. If I had just gone through that intersection a second earlier, they would have teabled me like a 45 miles an hour. That long of a wait. Like it's one thing if it just turned red and someone like tries to sneak in through,

that happens all the time here But like at that point you're just straight up not paying attention. Yeah, I could see he was looking down As he went to the light that makes me very angry. See around about Look down you just get you just get air I mean you've been in the roundabouts around here and and you've seen how people drive in them, right? Like that's, yeah, the solution, obviously, to all of this is put around about since instead of, it's the four-four-stop

everywhere, absolutely. But based on the, the one here about usage I've seen. Yeah. Well, it's also not a very well designed roundabout. I'm just, I, I, I think it's fine. I like that roundabout. I'm a big fan of people stopping in the roundabout to wave other people on. Oh, you're turned, sir. We're all gonna die on yelling. My favorite is when someone fucks up, nearly hits me, I honk at them and they flip me off.

Yeah. This is your fault. You almost caused a crash. I can't even see a lot. It's just general. What do you say happened the other day? day. Yeah. Yeah. It's incredible. When we go to when we have Anma and we just drive somewhere, it's always just like, well, this is precarious. I guess we'll see what happens this time. It's like going to do suffer face jam where it's just like, we might get an accident. I don't know. I mean, this is just supplemental. Just stop doing the drives. Just dashcam the drives and have a chat. I feel like I'm a safe driver. Like, you are not a driver. You're gonna do anything dangerous.

I'm very safe driver. I'm crossing nearly getting hit. People flipping me off for not doing dangerous stuff. You think it's something about your face that people wanna flip off fast and then ask questions like, I'm chopping it the fucking bit. I just wanna flip them off so bad.

I have something to follow with my car on the highway this weekend. No way. I don't know what. What? What? You would have heard about that. Something fall off my car as if he wasn't in the first place.

Are you saying it off to the bottom? No, so a few weeks ago, maybe two weeks ago, we had to film something very far out there like in a quarry and like driving out there it's very bumpy and I think maybe something came loose from the bottom of my car from driving out there. And so I would get up to like maybe 40 miles an hour and I would hear and I'm like something spucking scraping and so on. But then I would slow down and it would stop and then it wouldn't happen again until I got

really fast and it's like is that something with my engine? I don't know what the fuck is happening. And I'm with Trevor and we're driving down the highway and that sounds like it's happening again. And it gets louder this time. And he's like, something's probably hanging off your car. And I'm like, I don't know what it was. And then all of a sudden I hear,

and like, it just stops. But something clearly fell off the bottom of my car. I don't know what it was. There's like a shield on the bottom most cars to stop rocks and stuff from going up. What has probably happened is the bolts up front got loose and when you got enough speed, air would get under there and force it down

and it would drag. And over time, it just eventually- So the whole shield probably is all- Yeah, and do you see anything in the mirror come? No, but we're on the highway, so it's like, and it was at night, so it's hard to see. Oh yeah, you're on the ceiling. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the next day, we were on the same highway and he's like, should we see if there's anything on the side of the road? Things gone. Nothing, I had to fix that for my wife on her car, which is total now, but like, I just use zip ties. Yeah, fucking work. You need bolts, baby, get them out of here.

Is it tight? You're good for a little while. You want a two month bolt. Yeah, until the car was toast. Oh yeah, who cares now? Yeah, now it's good. When you're driving, do you flip people off or do you like, okay?

No, come down. Nice. Okay, so this is what I was going to say. Shake your head like a disappointing guy. Yeah, this is it. I like doing this too. Point, you. Yeah.

I saw one on TikTok that I'll never do because I'll probably get shot. Uh-huh. Nice. No, no. Is that tiny dick? Tiny dick. Have you ever gone for one of these?

That's what I like that. I like that. I was about to say, my friend Brian, that's what he does when we're driving up. When we're driving, he'll drive, somebody'll do something and he just goes, What? Not a whole wag.

It's not a whole wag. It's just the finger, and I can't think of something where, if somebody did that to me, I would be so fucking mad. I would be, maybe don't do it here. Like getting out of my car,

he's like, so bitch, can you do like the shame, shame, like rubbing your fingers together? I just love, he'll just give him a look. He's like, it makes me feel like I'm Sonic the head shot Knowing Brian yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's so on Brian's like Brian's fucking hilarious Yeah, yeah, it's like this six-foot tall 200 pound like Lebanese guy with long hair and this beard and he's just

Fucking great. I think it's so I'm gonna see Brian a long time. Yeah, I always used to flip off the police in England But just below the window nice I think it's so. I haven't seen Brian a long time. Yeah. I always used to flip off the police in England, but just below the window. Nice. Okay. Did you let the tip come up a little bit? No, no. Completely invisible.

American flip-offs, not the British. That's what I was gonna ask. I think I, no, I think I went for this. Okay, so come this, you know. Yeah, America, this one. Merck number one, you can't number two. British, got it. Australia, what do they do? I think they

also do this. They do the same for British. They do too. Yeah. Yeah. What's that down there? What? Haha. Man, you could have just run with that. Yeah, for all stril. Yeah, run with it. Yeah. So they do this also. I think so. Why? They're from why that? What do you mean? Far enough back there. I just have a just saying, like they're a different continent. Like they can do you to do like, they have a different thing. But they're us. No, they're like the worst of you.

So like they would come up with something different. I think the worst of them is us. I think that's the way it worked. The worst of them is us. And then the remaining worst went over there. Who displaced both people? Who? It just seems like they would come up with their own special thing.

It just seems like an Australian thing would come up with like... You could get them walking on it. I just feel like they would have done it by now if they were going to do it. So I'm going to Cheset, isn't Japan the pinky finger? And I don't think that this... Maybe. I haven't heard of that one. Hey Cole, check it out. See you at home, man. Oh. See you, Willie. See you at home.

Yeah. Cool. Did you, Pan? I had something unusual. Another unusual thing happened to me last week. I was going to go for a flight, you know, pilot pilot shit. And like right before I took off from Austin, Bergstrom, I found out that another pilot who had just gotten her license

had just crashed in Fredericksburg, and she survived, she was on her, she was okay. Oh my God, good. Wow. And I was like, oh shit, that sucks. And I was talking with like someone she knew who was here in Austin, I was like, she needs someone to go get her.

Yeah. I'm gonna go fly. So I flew out to Fredericksburg and put her rope. Oh, you've been trying to run back to Austin. Oh my God. What happened to her plane? Um, it bent. Yeah, it hit the ground. Um, but I'm just gonna have where a plane should be. She was back. She was coming into land.

And I think she said the wind shifted on her. She tried to go around and lost left and just like, hit the runway. Oh, dear. Yeah, total the plane. But she was told I was like looking at the plane. I was like, I can't believe she was totally on her I'm do the shoes. Yeah, do you think you had you felt extra pressure not to crash bringing her? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I think her up in the first place. We never want to be on two play You might be bad luck myself in Jordan have tried to fly with Gus twice now

Both times terrible weather. No, now. Both times, terrible weather. No, the first time was not terrible weather. What was the first time? The first time, they... The first time, they... The first time was Gus didn't want to. They replaced the engine in the plane. Oh, that's right!

That's right! They're going in. They're supposed to be back from maintenance by then, but it took them longer to replace the engine. It's like, all right, so the second time we got out there, so the first time we didn't even go. Yeah. The second time we got out there walking on to the tarmac of an airport to small planes that like are just there and you're gonna get into one to fly

feels like it should be more like special and it's not at all and nobody gives a fuck and nobody nobody is looking at you And they don't give a fuck that you're there and you're gonna fly in a plane. No one gives it shit. I don't know Anything you don't go through security or like you don't you go past you walk in a door You go past it past can you go hey? Hey, then you walked out a sliding door. We're walking through like this lobby thing You get on to the tour and anything like, Gus like knows people and is going, what's up? Hey,

which is a normal person have to show people like, I feel like anyone being able to walk in there and go, yeah, I think that if Gus didn't know these people, it would have been like, oh, here's the paperwork, we have this thing or whatever. Okay. We went, Gus is just like, what's up? Oh, and then we're like, on the tarmac and all of us,

we walk outside and we're just on the tarmac and there's a plane And there's a helicopter and here's six planes over here, and it's like What the fuck there are these huge huge Bays That is exactly how it felt, but you didn't get full stars going in that none Zero imagine going into the airport GTA and they just go, what's going? It's crazy. They're like these huge hangers.

That's why I stopped by the airport, though. I didn't have to buy the airport. I showed up like this. You could buy the airport in GTA. You could buy a hangar. Yeah. And then you can go in without getting. The hangers are huge.

Fill with very expensive planes. And people doing work on the very expensive planes and we're just going to like these little. I think we walked around one. Yep. And I pointed out, I was like, hey, be careful walking around this wing. It's got these little. I think we walked around one. Yep. And I pointed out, I was like, hey, be careful walking around this wing. It's got these tiny little things that stick off of it. And if you break when it's thousands of dollars.

So don't get too close to the wing. Just walk wide around this part. It was just me and Jordan going, how many seats does a plane need to have before you go through security? You can at that point, like where we went through. Yeah. They have like private 737s like you have like huge planes out there the other week

I saw I saw one of the NBA teams that came into play the spurs oh really land and get off of a like a charter delta flight So I mean it could be like any normal plane as long as it's chartered and not the Portland trailblazer I think it was I think it was the timber walls. Yeah Equally not good It's crazy and then we got there and did all the Czech stuff on the plane. It was way too windy It was so fucking windy and I just kept thinking was there ain't no way we're taking off the shit there ain't no Yeah, it was so... They would have been dangerous.

It was so windy. It was insane. I really wanna fly. I really, really, really wanna go. I'll figure it out. It is a toss up between, I have to like, tell my wife that I'm going to do it, but I have to like not make a big deal about it.

And then also, I don't know if I should tell her before or after because she doesn't, she's very worried I'm going to just die. Yeah. And so it's like. It's a normal feeling to have her love going. It's not, because he's gonna say, definitely not. Definitely not. It's like, all right.

Or bathe her. She's like, I say that because she has a broken wrist. No. Who will bathe me? I mean, do not die. Who will bathe me? Who will bathe me? I'm just, do not die. Who will bade me? Great.

No, that's my real life. But it's like this walk of like, I'm going to fly with Gus. Very normal thing. Don't I got cast on something? Yeah, and then scurry off to another room. But then it's like, do I tell you after? She's like text me when you land and then I was just actually going, we're not taking off, and then we're going, oh thank God.

So how much of the flight are you very much concentrated on what you're doing? Oh, can you have a chat later up there? Um, you couldn't have, like you couldn't have like a deep conversation, but you know, once you're at like cruising, you could have like, you could have a chat. No, you can't do like,

you can do like, andma in the air. Uh, yeah, I probably could. Andma. Mm, I probably could. Ayrnma. Mm, now we're thinking about a car and a king. No, but thinking. No, that's anarchy. Can you be more?

Could that be your slogan? Now that's anarchy, baby. No, that's what I call anarchy. Yes. It would be the most audio texture episode of Anma. It's so fun. It's so fucking loud. Yeah, but it sound cool.

Like, no, it would be a toilet talk. Yeah, I can't remember. Can you imagine listening to a podcast that was just pilots, like, just like that sound? I mean, I watch YouTube channel. It's pretty much just a traffic control. I wonder if you could also maybe do, like, a little bit before you go on the plane.

Like, I don't know if there's like... No, you're one of the hangars. Some things. Places to, like, hang out. And then, like, going into the plane. Maybe, like, you record while you go on the plane like I don't know if there's like no you want to hang the place until I hang out and then like going into the plane maybe like you record while you're already in there I don't know and then like again when you're done I'm gonna stick to the free cup of coffee yeah I don't need to record the plane ride that makes that would make me nervous to be like the black box survived and so did their zoom. The speaking of plain stuff, the FAA is going to open applications for air traffic controllers in a couple weeks from May 5th to 8th. I posted about it from the black box down Twitter account.

Go to black box down, pot on Twitter if you want to read about it and see the link. It's a great opportunity if you're interested in that stuff at all to pursue that as a career. You don't need a college degree. You can earn six figures, you can earn, you can earn a lot of money going through that. If you were ever a producer for a podcast about plane crashes, you can absolutely be an air traffic controller. The only big asterisk on it is you have to be

under 30 years old to apply. I'm in a game. Yep. And I assume there's like courses and studying. Yeah, I stuff you have to pass before even. Yeah, if you retire, if you get to old, yeah, you're forced retirement at the 56, I think. That's why they want you in for a good match. They want to get you in as young as they can so they can hold on to you for as long as they can and then kick you out. Dennis who used to produce Black Box down is, your traffic controller.

When did all the courses and all that, we saw him not too long ago. And asked him how it was and everything. And he's like, I'm learning, I'm learning this, I'm learning that, there's a lot. That's why I'm making it a point to emphasize, they are opening applications. You can apply and do this.

It's doable. If you like this stuff, absolutely. Yeah. It's, it's doable. If you like this stuff, absolutely. Today I learned Dennis is under 30. Yeah. I, I first, he just like is a very responsible mature dude. I was like, maybe 31, 32. Yeah. Uh, younger, easy younger guy and he was just, he was excited to do this.

So black box down was something he worked really, really hard on and it was very cool to see him go from like this thing to like, I'm gonna do air traffic controls. And it's like, no fucking way. That's awesome. I think it's so cool. But yeah, it's a whole thing. Didn't you guys announce something for a black box down?

Yeah, we're sun setting the show. We're ending it. Our last episode's gonna be the end of June. What's the last flight called? Like a maiden voyage or like what? No, that's the first one. That's the first one. But is there like a maiden voyage or like what it, no, that's the first. That's the first one. But is there like a thing for like,

Martin? Well, that's usually less second last, second last, right? But it's like what you should call that last episode that flying into the sunset. Something your martini episode. Yeah. How are you feeling about that? Good. There's a, you know, we, there's a bunch of episodes that we've done as much more episodes. We could do, but I felt like looking at our sheet

We have like this huge sheet with all these different incidents. We have cover. It was like We're gonna start repeating stuff. Yeah, like not the same episode again But like oh this incident is very similar to one we already did like are we just like at that point double dipping and There are still a handful more that we could do that. I think are interesting and compelling But it was like you know what let's that's let's call it while it's still doing well, while we're still all really excited about it, let's not get to the point where we're like, oh, I guess we'll do this one.

Do you think you'll miss it? Oh, absolutely. I will 100% miss it. It's so much fun. You're going to be doing something else, too, you're working on, which is, let's say, what it is or what kind of meeting it is. I'll have said it's another podcast. I'm trying to spin up and get started working on, which is, let's say what it is or like what kind of media. All of a set is, there's another podcast. I'm trying to like spin up and get started working on helicopter crashes. But you know, see, that's what we should

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Yes. We saw Gus do it. We went, that seems pretty cool. And we stopped doing it. I'll be honest, we've done 150 episodes. Yeah. I don't know why I would do without it. I don't want to stop making that.

We've recorded out quite a few episodes, just with some people being in and out of the office, some time that we won't have over the next few weeks and everything. So we've really gotten ahead on a few episodes. Jeff came into this last recording and he's like, I have 16 things that we can talk about. We got to, I think, one end to half of them. This is a show that I never fucking worry about because at the start of it, I go, what's the sneakiest animal just as a free show talk? And it is a 40 minute thing. It's fucking

crazy. I love icebreaker questions like that. It's nuts. We had an inadvertent icebreaker before we came in here today. You had to leave for a little while. But Eric and I were in the office over here talking. I think we need to destigmatize wearing velcro shoes. Okay. Is it stigmatized? Yeah. I feel like people judge you when you wear velcro shoes. Cameron me. If Gus suddenly came into the office and was wearing velcro shoes and you noticed. Yeah. You think you wouldn't say anything about him. I would say, speak kicks. I, I recently found a video.

This is like something that would never happen now. It was me, Jeff and Jordan Sweeze playing Frisbee in a park. What the what? Is this a video from an alternate dimension? Like actually playing ultimate Frisbee? No, we had like one of those ring things when we just touched it around. Okay, and it was just like a Sunday.

It was just hanging out. Yeah, and I got the Frisbee stuck in a tree and the video is me trying to get it down with my shoes. And I noticed that they were velcro. Oh, I used to have that brush. Really? And then I got mybee stuck in a tree and the video is me trying to get it down with my shoes. I noticed that they were Velcro. Oh, were they really? Yeah, and then I got my shoes stuck in the tree. Yeah, that's very on top. Was that from the Velcro?

Yes, it did. I think the Velcro. So Jeff had to throw his shoe. Oh my God. Oh wow. So that's how everyone shoes ended up in the tree. Yeah, but I was telling Eric, I feel like my desire to wear Velcro shoes is a holdover because when I was a little kid,

it took me a long time to learn how to tie shoelaces. Oh. And so I wanted to keep wearing Velcro shoes. So now it's like, I'm an adult. Like, it's just so much more convenient. Why can't I just wear a Velcro shoe? Yeah, I'm going to find the sweetest. I want to wear Velcro shoes.

I definitely remember of a graduation feeling when I came off my Seika trainers into a pair of laced trainers. Way better memory than I do. I'm like, I don't know at some point I went to Blaces. I don't know. Do you not remember have like two strips of Velcro and sometimes to be a little bit a little bit naughty? You would like swap. Yeah, I did. I did do that. A little bit naughty. I think I was honest. People don't know this. Yeah, it's a classic arrow stuff. Arrow. That's tomorrow. I think I was like eight or nine before I started tying my shoelaces.

I don't know what age is normal, but I felt like it was it was like all the other kids were wearing laced shoes and I was still had Velcro ones. And I was getting self conscious about it. You know what? I don't care anymore. I want Velcro shoes. Oh yeah. We'll find you some Velcro shoes. You know what? I don't care anymore. I want velcro shoes. Oh, yeah

We'll find you some velcro shoes. I I'll come back into trend. I'm gonna start He hasn't really drank much of that really drank much of that. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's too much of that one. Yeah. Got a lot of the middle.

Go back down. I think if you started wearing, I think if you started wearing Velcro shoes, I think Jordan Levin would see them and go, do we need to pay just that just just a stop you in the hall, not even like put a hand just look and go. I'm looking at Velcro shoes right now. Oh boy. Are they all are they all sketchers a lot of I got some vans old school Three three velcro's on them. Yeah, you can do the one where it's like a high top velcro, right? Look at that. Oh, that's pretty fun cool. No, it's not. I don't know how I would cross those. It's all school with the SK OOL.

You could do the one in the middle. And that's cool with the K2. So I like to do like up and then like the one at the top, down in the one at the bottom into like the middle and you just kind of crisscrossy. I want to need a diagram. Yeah, it's tough. You are.

Tyler sent me something. It's this product you can buy to convert shoelace shoes to velcro shoes That's the future Do you just like thread them through the lace? Oh, oh my god, it just makes them oh no, that's so fine I'm doing it. Yes, that you don't have to buy new shoes You told me when we had this conversation that you haven't tied your shoes in like three years I probably been long since I've had my shoes. I just slip them on and off.

Well, the shoe lace is a great. I just came off. This came off. Okay, more inconvenient. Sorry. I came off. I came off Lace's Envocra. You just have to slip in. You just have to slip in. Elastic baby.

Oh, nice. Sweet to go. But that was only because my cats were like eating my shoe lace. Yeah, I have a lot of shoes that I've zippers on. I've like boots and stuff like that. But I wear a lot of shoes that have zippers on it, like boots and stuff like that. But I wear a lot of converse, which you can't get away from lacing up and down. Unless you have you can buy some Velcro adaptors for it. And that could.

That could adapt my elastic to Velcro. I don't think. Probably. You could put them on there, but I don't think you would do it. They have laces. No, yes, they have laces. Yeah. I love you, check. Yes. How's a, they have Lace. Yeah.

Let me check. Yes. How's, uh, how's always open going? Oh, dude, really good. Um, do you have velcro shoes on there? I don't know. We get filmed from the waist up. Um, but Mariel actually was on this week's episode. Oh, really? That just came out. Yeah. I came up today for first members. It's tomorrow publicly. Cool. Um, we had Mariel and Hannah McCarthy. Nice. on together. And it was just like, man, I really miss Merrill. Classic. And the hand of course.

Yeah. You never see her outside of what? Not very often. No. And it sucks because I think like, I'm such a lazy friend sometimes. I feel that. And if other friends are also lazy friends, then we just end up not seeing each other.

And it's not like a bad thing. It's just I think what happens in adult friendships and people working at different places and living at different places. I definitely started a podcast to talk to me. So you see your water goss? You shouldn't drink from this. It's broken up here. There's like a chip missing.

You're going to cut yourself on it. Thanks, Gus. I thought you guys should say I shouldn't drink from it because it has the old logo on it. I've definitely tried to. You're a marker right now. It's garbage, right? I'm so reporting it. I tried to actively not be a lazy friend

because I've definitely become a lazy friend. And so I've been trying to be more sociable. Man, am I hungover a lot? I can't do it anymore. Who you going out with? Hey,'t do it. Yeah. Eddie Moore. Who you going out with? Ada, people. Oh, I was gonna, I thought you were gonna mention what happened this weekend, where,

so Interstellar was playing at the IMAX cinema here in Austin, and apparently Gavin told Wes about it. Yeah. No, Wes told me about it. Okay, Wes told Gavin about it, it's like, we're gonna go at this time. Um, and then I guess we all got tickets to this eight o'clock showing. Trevor and I come to the theater, we're a little early and Meg standing outside.

And I'm like, hey, and it was start talking. And she was like, yeah, we just got out of interstellar. What? And I'm like, what? So Gavin and Meg went to see the earlier screening. And then there was like 12 of us. Well, the thing is, is that I know a lot of people who like that movie So I invited all the people who I thought would see that movie and then I didn't go with

So I invited like Jessica and the Sami and BK and I was like Yeah, because I didn't realize that I also had to go to a show that was on at the same time as the 8pm But I genuinely wanted to see and still again and I to a show that was on at the same time as the 8 p.m. But I genuinely wanted to see him to still get an iMac so I just went up four instead of eight. Yeah, and I just saw people like we saw you before the movie. Yeah, I was leaving and I really need to piss

and then I saw everyone. I was like, fucking crazy. I've already seen it. Speaking of seeing people this weekend, did you have dinner with Jeff last night? I did. How do you know that? Are you feeling ill at all? No. Okay. Okay. Now ring it down. Interesting. Well, it's also like you, we went to a place where you cook your own meat. Oh, I know. Yeah. Very aware. Very had an admissible mental recording with

Jeff today. Oh, no, what happened? Don't know. Oh, you mean you were supposed to and you did it. Oh, no, we definitely did it. Um, it was His tummy was had a boo boo. Yeah, was he in the bathroom for a lot of it? Yes. Uh We were in the bathroom in the supplementals in between trips to the bathroom where he is between trips to the bathroom, where he is, he's holding the microphone. I know the feeling of nausea when you are, your eyes are closed, you're slumped down and you're just like hitting your head on something to go anything that can be, so we talked about,

and this is all in this endless supplemental, trying to narrow down what he ate that made him sick, and he's like, oh, I went to dinner. I went to. At dip, dip, dip, dip. And I'm like, oh, could. The place is usually really good. Right, right.

So here's the thing. Could have been that. He's like, oh, but I also ate lunch out. I went, oh, okay. So then we talked about where he ate lunch. He's like, oh, also I ate after breakfast. What? Yeah, and the day before he McDonald's twice. Hey, hey man, I don't think it was one fucking thing.

I think I think what you've done is what we call stacking and you have stacked hell on hell. That's called snack. Yeah, maybe his body was like, look, if I process all this, you're gonna get gout or something. Yeah, yeah. It's gonna get this out of here. We would, yeah, my, I mean, my theory would just be that he didn't cook a piece of his meat.

I don't think it was the meat. I think I think that it was a weekend long indulgence that he just fought, that he just had a fight with. We did this way. Me and Brian have a friend, Andrew, he was my mechanic barber and masseuse. He also does the artwork for stinky dragon. Different Andrew.

Never mind. Oh, right. Devin Andrew. That's the one where he had the bacon wrap, polyphenium, he said, I hate these. I like the whole thing. He's a maniac. Different.

Yeah. He would do it. He's like, I just call this stacking and he would just eat and drink everything relentlessly for like a day. And it would make him like he, the indulgence would be like so worth it. But it would like just fuck him up like his insides. You just talked to him the next day and he's like, I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I, because the indulgence to him, I think is so worth it that he's like spread it out. He's like, I'll wake up and he wants to. I think he wants to get it all done in a day. He's a very like, if I'm going to eat badly, bad, it's going to be like as much as I can all the time right now, but then he's very strict outside of that.

And so he'll be like, I wake up and I have a whole pot of coffee, and then I go eat breakfast and I have more coffee, and then I'll go to lunch right afterward, and I'll just like eat all this, and it's just boom. But it's only like one day that he does. Yeah, and it's just like, I don't think I could live that way. Yeah, that's brutal. And then it's like, I'll see him for like dinner,

and he's like, oh, here's what I ate all day. And then it's like, we're eating a whole pizza and he's like, yeah, that's like our head's set. It's like that day I take you to home slice. Oh my God, that was fun. That was too much. I had an incredibly frustrating phone call earlier today. Okay.

I'm sitting on my desk over here and my phone rang and it was my doctor's office. I was like, oh, I guess I should answer this. I had put like, I use their online portal and I had like put in an appointment request and getting an annual checkup and whatever. So like, again, my phone rang, it's my doctor's office. I pick it up, I'm like, hello, they're like,

hi, this is the doctor's office. Can you hold? I was like, okay. What the fuck? They put me on hold. I'm like, why did they call me if they weren't or did the doctor me? They put me on hold for like five or six minutes. What yeah, oh hang the fuck up. I mean you've got to eventually

Oh, I wanted I was like normally I'm gonna see where this goes They they come back on the line and they're like hello. Yes, is this miss whatever miss Boys and barrier whatever and I was like no this is Gustavo Serole. She's like oh, I needed to talk to you We need to reschedule your appointment on the date for, instead of this day on this day at this time. Like, oh, okay, yeah, that's fine. She's like, okay, great. Now, what were you calling for?

I was like, fuck! Oh! And I was like, you called me. She's like, oh, I did? Okay, well, that's it. That's all I wanted then. I was like, okay, bye. Hang up, then three minutes later,

my phone rings again. It's the doctor's office skin. And she picked it up like, hello, she's like, don't kill me. We can't do the day I told you, we can do the appointment. We need to reschedule again. I like her, she doesn't, don't kill me. It's like, I'm a little.

I mean, it oopsies. Unless a doctor's office? Yeah, you shouldn't go there. Now, I've never had an experience like that there. She's not a doctor. I've been great with prescriptions. I've never had an experience like that there. They're always great. She's not a doctor. I've been great with prescriptions. I talked to my wife about this this weekend.

She used to work in medical billing. She did that for like a long time. And so she's very good at insurance. And like when you have a problem with like, yeah, she helped me with the whole shit thing. I was going through a lot of years ago. Medical billing stuff. She just knows the ins and outs.

And like, I don't know anyone else who knows that stuff. So I feel very lucky. I'm going through a lot of like this medical billing stuff. She just knows the ins and outs and like I don't know anyone else who knows that stuff. So I feel very lucky. I'm very very lucky We were talking about Just like doctors offices kind of in general and she's like the front office isn't necessarily indicative of like What the doctor is capable of and what the doctor can do sometimes you have to suffer the blows of a bad front office capable of and what the doctor can do. Sometimes you have to suffer the blows of a bad front office to like get the doctor that you want, but nothing is worse than that bad front office. It is just like, it just makes you go like, what the fuck am I even doing? They handle everything right? Because they will miss bill stuff. They'll put it under

like the wrong code. And then she's like, I have to call and go, this isn't this thing. It's a other thing. And they go, no, oh, yeah, you're right. And it's like, it's the fucking crazy issue. You're like really doing someone's job for them. Yeah. And it's like, she's like, I really like my doctor, but this stuff happens and you kind of have to like, that's just like the system that we're in. Yeah.

The end. It's just like that. That fucking. That fucking. So I know. I know firsthand how awfully shitty it could be. Yep. So, um, but it's good because at least the system's bad, but it's also expensive. So it's pretty great. The best of every world. It's a blue cross blue shield. It's to be a not profit, nonprofit or not for profit. Organizations. I don't

know. It might be. Yeah. I think it might it might have been yeah now it's by state and stuff very weird We're the wait times long In England like you're like I'm gonna doctor. Yeah, like is it's like the national health service and you be like I never really had to have any Serious appointments What I had my my What the fuck just happened when I not exploded that was like Just into the a&e and uh-huh, yeah, what's a&e? Accent emergency oh

I went to a&e when I was in London for our TX London one time. Yeah, cuz I I was like oh Really, yeah, did you eat McDonald's to his day? I said a day. But it was British McDonald's. Oh, no. It was COVID-17. No, no, no, no, no. It was a pre-cursor.

It was during our text London, I had to miss the VIP event. That was that night and I felt awful. That was a fun event too. It was a very fun time. Speaking of RTX July 7th through 9th, RTX Austin.com to get your tickets. Come on out and see it. It's going to be a kind of event, et cetera a, it's a, yes, Wes has been like, what are the things?

And I had to tell Jeff today for the fuck face museum, we have to stop saying in episodes, oh, we should add this. We can't. We have to stop saying we should add this thing. What do you mean we can't add to stick it on a, on an apple box, put it in the middle. What do you mean? Shovel in there. It's going to look like shit. box put it in the middle. What do you mean shove it in there? It's gonna look like shit The

But the museum but the museum looks good. I've seen the layout in the plan for the museum. It looks good It shouldn't No, it should the museum should look good because we can do anything else in we can I haven't given you any thing Jeff has he put it the way. Oh interesting interesting Jeff put the list And he said hey, here's what we should be working on he put it in the fuckface slack And I guess we didn't reply. I don't know fucking weeks ago at this point. I'm sad. I physically haven't given my items Huh, we still have time I Can we get the item you still have time. to know what items are but when we're going Oh, here's what we should here's an insane thing we should add based on a win on an episode

We have to stop doing that we got the thrice to meet you. We've got dead arrow. Yes They have to worry about getting all this stuff for our chicks. Oh you have to worry about is getting a bad Yeah, yeah, this is why I'm so excited for the rat and crackle for face jam was out to do fucking shit Come and hang out We got to play test the escape room that red web is doing. Oh really? Yeah, is that the thing? It's like It's like across the street right? Yeah, like literally you walk out the door of the convention center and it's right there It's so fucking cool. It's not actually across a whole. Yeah, it's just right there. Did we do an escape room in 2019? We did yes

It was only an 18 or 29. It was only the second floor. It was like an achievement hunter. Yeah, I had fun. I got a whole video of us doing that. I don't know if I ever came up. Maybe I'm a dresser note. Yeah.

Somewhere in your slacks. That was the first draft. Uh, so you got really, really second RTX London and then you were like, they gave you like an IV. Yeah, I went to an A&E and like they did some like blood tests, they did some like other stuff like that. Turns out I think I just had like really bad food poisoning or like something was going on. Too much stacking. Yeah, but I also like fucking stacking right now.

Too much information. I couldn't shit. Oh no! That's opposite. I hadn't for like three days at the show. That's just how we do it. You just don't shit. Yeah, I know't shit. Oh no, that's opposite. I hadn't for like three days. That's just how we do it that You just don't shit. Yeah, I'm not every day. You have to coordinate with the queen Oh, I think I was just maybe like the change in diet the travel

I was sick before even flying out there. I wasn't feeling well We're the wait times long in Canada for like going to the doctor. I don't remember. Okay. I don't think so one year later I wait times long. I think they're pretty bad nowadays. We did your dad's name right Larry. Yes. Yeah, I don't think so. One year later, I wait times long. I think they're pretty bad nowadays. We did your dad's name, right? Larry. Yes. Yeah, I was right. I looked over there thinking that there was a Larry who works here. No, I said camera. One year when I think when we were doing RTX Sydney, I had flown down there before like the day before the event and I went to a bar and like I just walked in, it was like going to get a drink and like sat down at the bar. And it was like a bunch of like Australian people.

And then of course, like this one loud American walks in and like, oh my God. And he sits like at the bar right next to me like, everyone's going to think we're together. And he starts very loudly talking about how American healthcare is the best. And how what? What? And how like socialized medicine and health care doesn't work. And he starts talking to this old couple that's like, I'm sitting to his left. He starts talking

to this old couple of kids right talking about this. And they're like, well, actually, you know, we're from the UK. And you know, we like our, our healthcare finds like, yeah, but he's like, but yeah, everyone in the UK, like if anyone wants good health care, they have to get like private insurance and NHS doesn't do anything, right? And you'll couples like, no, we like the NHS. We don't have private insurance and NHS doesn't do anything right and you'll couples like no we like the NHS We don't have private insurance it rules and then he was like okay. I'll be right back. We keep talking about this He's need looks and he's like hey you to watch my stuff. He's got like his leather jacket and shit there And he goes outside and like pulls out a vape and starts vaping on the sidewalk and then while he's outside

Vagan I'm like hey, just I was I don't know that guy starts vaping on the sidewalk and it's all these outside vaping I'm like hey I just I don't know that guy I know we're both American I'm not with him. I don't know The American loudness scale I think number one is Americans floating the river then it's Americans abroad and then all the rest of the Yeah, it's like they're trying to prove something We're a nation of trying to prove something. Yeah, 100%. I feel like I need to specify I'm Canadian.

When I go blind, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not. Do you remember when that was like a thing? Like, 2008, or whatever? It would be like, you'd have like a backpack and you just slap like a fucking maple leaf on that thing. I went to Brussels once with Jason, who does the voice of Tucker. And like, we just had to spend the night there because it was like this long, convoluted story that's not important like we just had to spend the night there because it was like this long

Convalute story that's not important, but we had to spend a night in Brussels. So we got there left a train station Like dropped our shit off at the hotel and like got in a taxi We just asked the taxi driver like hey, you know What's like a cool part of town? Which one to go drink and whatever we just come from Amsterdam and The the cab drivers like yeah, yeah, I'll take you somewhere. It's cool I'm like driving just like shooting the shit with the cab driver and he takes us to this area. He's like, he's like, oh, you guys are so cool. Hey, just so you know, if anyone asks, just don't tell him you're American. Just tell him you're Canadian or something. He's like,

I guess because we got along with him in the cab. He's like, hey, just pro tip. Yeah. Just don't tell people here from the United States. You're like, oh, okay. I was like, such a thing for like probably a decade. Yeah. Like, it was like this real like hide that you're American because this is the first time as a nation we're traveling abroad and everyone's going, fucking sick of these people.

I don't think they Americans had anything to worry about. Yeah. It's all of our TV. Without Americans, we wouldn't have any content. That's right. That's why I talk normal because that's how it sounds on TV I'm from Hollywood. How do we sound? California bro. We sound all the time. So

Is that you you did grow up in what we see on television? Yeah, I went to an outdoor high school like it was a whole thing Is it weird that like because I feel like having grown up in a small English town? Whenever I'm back there, I'm like, all right, this is what normal is. And then I come here and I'm, you know, everything's crazy. I talked to Eric. So this still doesn't feel normal to you. After like 11, it feels a normal that I've, I've got a handle on. You grow in a custom.

Yeah, it's like, it's like, but it won't ever feel as like quiet as is it the thing where like you do you go back home And then you come back here and it's there you just go like oh fuck are hang on that's actually an adjustment period It's especially if you fly through like LAX because that place is chaos as people screaming It's like an adjustment of like I just I just came from quiet little England. Yeah, and now I's like Go through security again for some reason I've been a London twice and it's maybe the worst place ever. You hate it.

I remember, I remember you talking about that. It's like legitimately like maybe like the one of the worst city. It felt like even a amusement park had come to life and everyone was a fucking moral. I said, I hated it. It was the worst. Everyone said, you have to go to the North and I'm like I have to do shit this place I hated London the first two or three times I went and then but he really grew on me Like to be fat you went in like the doc lens and stuff you kept going

Oh yeah for RTS the first time remember I I don't remember what it was called It was that some film that's Marriott right across from Big Ben Yeah, I was like I We were going to London and I had like I was like Westminster. Yeah, I was like, we were going to London. And I was like, why is this Marriott so expensive? This Marriott, it's a Marriott. It's like $600 a night. Holy shit.

I remember the reason I came to see you is because Jason DMed me on the PM to me back then. On the redversusblue.com site. I was like, yeah, come see us. I was like, it comes to you. I was like, where are you? And he's like, all by big band and shit. Yeah. Like you walked out our hotel room and big band was right there.

It was so expensive. Before there was construction happening on it, I'm guessing. Yes. Oh, way before it. It was like 2004. I don't know how long that thing going on. It was so expensive that me and Jason and Joel all had to share the room.

It was like, I'm not getting another room. It's like $600 on that. And how many nights were you there for? It ended up being like a week, but part of that was, that's when Jason and I left, went to Amsterdam and Brussels, because we had like some downtime in the middle. So it was like a week, but it wasn't all solid in one of the whole time. I think pubs were the only thing that were cool and the rest of it was

bumping into people on the street because nobody knew Which side of the street to walk on yeah, and you're saying Eric your American so you were on the right and I'll say no And um and then I'm escalators. It's different on escalators. It's the road. No, well here's the thing It's different every like just read the sign Yeah, but like people don't follow that when you're downtown or not downtown whatever main London. Whatever main London is. Like, you have a big, on main London. There's no, like, at least in America, it walk on the right. Well, it's, London is the most,

I don't know, it's probably one of the most diverse cities in the world. I think that's why that happens. It's whatever anyone feels like. There's no consistency. I went to a pub. There's nice, there's a nice pub. Fox and something.

It was nice. Yeah. You're drinking and I went, Hey, I was talking to some people that were local and I went, Hey, I was talking to some people that were local. And I said, Hey, I'm walking down the street. And we are walking toward each other. And we're both in the middle of just of like the sidewalk. And you're going to move to what to aside, which side do you move to? Do you know what they said? I'm guessing. They went, what? You know what they said? I'm guessing.

They went, what? Because what, the way I've always done it is I'm looking down, I'm not looking at anyone in the eye, and I can see a sort of shadowy figure, like a silhouette, and I'll sort of adjust, and if it adjusts with me, I'll go the other way and we'll do this, and we'll eventually just pass each other. But we don't know where we're gonna go.

I bumped into, you didn't feel them. I bumped into so many people in London, I thought I was going to get in a fight. I was so fucking mad. I was going to lose You won't feel in my day. We're going you were just always going right. I ate it. No, I would laugh Right, which is what you think you should be doing because it's usually what you drive Which side would you go to what all my fucking got buddy would get mad with me in the in the Congress office In that one little path from the bathroom just to the main office What do you know

Conversely Japan Tokyo best fucking city. I've ever been to my life. I have like everyone was on their own side I never bumped into a single person because everyone's Japanese What it's mainly Japanese people unlike London, which is a lot of tourists Well, yeah and a lot of Tokyo Tokyo Ditoriously the place where no one goes Way more Japanese people in Tokyo than there are English people in London you are Digging such a weird hole.

The thing I love about being a pedestrian in Tokyo is that I'm like a super giant there. I'm a tall dude and people are a little shorter over there, so I can see over the crowd. Like, oh, over there. That's what we're going for. I can see a head down the block to where I need to be. Can we get the AC turned off in here? No, turn it, make it colder. It is so fucking cold in here.

It is blasting on me. I am dying. I was like Jack Nicholson and the sun in the evening. Okay, I think I'm getting the cold bouncing off of you onto me. I wasn't going to say anything if nothing got brought up. Your nipples have been hard. They're so hard.

The entire episode, they are, they are diamonds. I want to get a close up on the floor. Gus, you are rock fucking solid. I'm telling you, it's cool. Did you just take that on like a point five? What is it, man? Yeah, I hate that. I hate that.

That's the close focus. Oh, man. That's in your camera real now forever. It's gonna get suggested. It's a close focus. Oh man. That's in your camera roll now forever. It's gonna get suggested. Yeah. Can you send it to stab just so we have it? We can just host it with like the episode or something. I want to go to London with you.

I'll go to London with you. Can we go to like some football? Because that's like the only thing that I want to do. Yeah. Like I just want to go see some footy. I see you went to the wrong places. Where you can't. I don't know what the fuck I'm going to Japan again.

I want to change. What changed on Twitter, by the way, that it looks like I have 28 DMs all the time. Why is there a number on Twitter? Oh, I don't know. I just turned a whole lot of notifications. Oh, I don't have a number. I've never had it. I don't really.

I don't really have a number. Yeah, and usually that meant I had a DM. I found out in the comments. Oh, good. God is just asking, does this make me part of the rock thing. Rock, rock, rock, rock. That's his nipples. Rock hard. Um, I found out in English, I guess, I can't even tell me you can't drink and look at the field or something. Like there's like no views of the field while you drink. What field? What? Like while watching like football, like soccer. You can't have, you can't be here in a stadium. Yeah Yeah, you can like the stands. I don't think this was me

Really what other Plastic I've had a plastic cup of beer at football game like in the stands. Yeah, what other British person if I fucking talk to Or a lovely hot ball roll. Yeah Ball roll I feel like a bug roll how how do you get hooligans if you don't have beer? Well, I think that I thought that's what it was is that it used to be who begins and they tried to cut down on hooliganism Either way, if we could drink there Okay, I'm looking to comments one comment says you can drink and watch footy another comment says they banned alcohol in the stands But which one's right

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