Rooster Teeth Podcast - Will Gavin Sell His Bitcoin? - #468

Episode Date: November 28, 2017

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I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Becca. I am Bernie. And I'm Gus. Why are you guys so late? Yeah, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Becca. I am Bernie. And I'm Gus. Why are you guys so late? Yeah, I'm gonna be the one who just walked up. I don't think that's the latest you've been. Well, I mean, I think that's the latest you've been.

Without actually missing the start. You walked up as the cock block intro was playing. Well, we used to not have that. And I have walked up in the main intro before. Okay. But that's really pushing it. Yeah. That's really late.

You tried doing it on purpose? No. No, no, no. I think you try to do it so that you don't get makeup. Like the makeup person's waiting. She was so disappointed that you like walked up right as the music started. She said, you've got to wait this time. Then she left. She still do like waiting for you to give us some makeup, but you're here.

Yeah, it was 10. It came straight from a hitman video, but then I had to get a coffee. So that's what took the extra couple of minutes. Get a little coffee, huh? Yeah, at 5 p.m. Is that weird? If I do it, if I drink coffee like after noon, it is more likely to make me jittery.

It'll look hours in the future. Your hair looks awesome, by the way, Becca. Oh, thank you. Just blue hair. I didn't notice until we were in these lights. I've had blue hair for two years. Like every single day. Yeah, I've got a little bit of a slide. It's the first time you've seen it. years. I haven't seen it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it.

It's the first time you've seen it. Yeah, I usually have it up. It's not fair. It's not fair. Um, we're saying, uh, yeah, you, I remember, uh, you, you used to not be able to handle coffee at all. Sorry, I hate the compliment. I thought, well, that's fucking Bernie.

I would, I would get worried when we would work at the apartment in Buda and I'd see a cup of coffee in your hands either at the apartment in Buda or at the Congress office. If you had coffee, it was gonna be a your hands either at the apartment in Buda or the Congress office if you had coffee It was gonna be a bad day. Why? Why? You would just get really jittery and messed up. Yeah, you're like then you couldn't focus on anything I have a supposed to be the camp because I'm a lighter. There's just a lighter sitting on my so what you like Writing

I needed energy you would have coffee and then not be able to write Yeah, it's just why drink coffee after. You just imagine you're like, yeah, yeah. Exactly right. And then I'm up and about and asking everybody else what they're doing and everything. Gavin posted something on social media last week about going through and organizing all of his drives for some of guys.

And you have, I have no idea how much data you have. Oh, all the ones I could find I had like 40 drives of varying capacities. 40 drives total or 40 drives. 40 individual ones that I have to plug in. But then they're also duplicated, right? Well, yeah. I want to have everything twice

and I've also got loads in England too. But you really? Yeah, I used to do that. I used to make copies of everything, leave one at the office and take them one home. In case, fuck happened. I did that for fucking a decade, Gus. And I handed them over to Brandon and Bruce Tiedemann.

They said, no, no, we can't have these things out of the office. We need to have them all in one place. They were immediately lost. Why you would give that up? Almost immediately. They were just going. The next time we needed files from like year three, it's like, we don't have those.

I'm like, they're on the drives. It's like, we don't know where those drives are. He cataloged every file on every drive, then lost every drive. It's like, they were just, what is what we did at? We knew what we lost, but we knew it was lost. It's lost as I've got it anyways, I don't worry about it. Yeah, it's just our camera.

There's all your drives. We have a photo that you sent out. What is Gavin, your preferred brand of external hard drive, mass storage? I've been using internal drives recently. And you have to pull them and just shove them into a Thunderbolt thing. That's pretty cool.

And then they're smaller. And I don't have to like read Neil Poulton's name every time a plug went in. Go ahead, what? The Lacy Drive. Yeah, you just like designed every Lacy Drive for some reason. You say Lacy, I say Lacy as well.

Lacy. I think I got it from you. I learned it by watching you. Did you? Yeah. I had no idea how to set it. Lessy. I think I got it from you. I learned it by watching you. Did you? Yeah. I know I'd get it. I've got it a little like, since I store pictures mainly in movie files. That get your parent, you understand this.

Just lots and lots of video files. If I give a tip to any people in the future who will become parents, just video your kids all the time. Instead of pictures, take like one or two pictures every now and then, but just video the crap out of them. Because you end up watching the videos way more than you spend looking at the pictures. Instead of pictures, take like one or two pictures every now and then, but just video the crap out of them. Because you end up watching the video is way more than you spend looking at the pictures. Yeah. Plus they never stop moving. So every picture looks like crap. It's also just the point where you've got 4K on your phone. And if it's actually 4K, that's like an 8 megapixel still frame that you can take from it. Sure.

Maybe you just like pull a frame out of it, right? It was somebody I was saw that recently did that where they went to take a selfie as I can mention they just take video and then they hit the still frame like snag a photo from the video while they're taking it. I thought that was a pretty good approach. Oh, you just screenshot off the. I guess so, but that's kind of like on the fly like posing and doing it. You know, you also hold down the shutter button and you just wrap it fires essentially. How many will it do? I think it does like 10 to 15 a second, I think. Or you can do a live photo. Live photos have saved my ass so many times.

Yeah, they kind of fuck you up a little bit that too if you're not your taking one. Why? Because the audio? I just, you know, if somebody sends, you know, if they just get like, you know, you take a selfie for instance. It ruins all of my dumb face selfies. It's like I'll send a picture to someone where we like, and then the end is me going, yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking about. That's a bit of reality at the end. Yeah.

And then you put the camera down, you got your dick out. You got your oops, dick in hand. Yeah. I remember you telling me a picture, like Dan sent you a picture one time. And when you looked at it on your phone, normal screen, you couldn't see his dick,

but if you looked at it, it was all screened. There was a brief time where the iPhone screen wasn't 16 by nine, but the video it took was. So it had to crop on the video it saw. So he was, yeah, he thought he framed out his penis. And I was like, and zoomed out and this was the tip of his bell end was just right there. But the video he said he was weird.

He sent you a video of himself peeing. Pisting really hard, yeah. Cause he knows it pisses me off. Cause he... There's a piss you off, I thought you were fascinated by it. No, cause he would always do it in my toilet. You'd pee real hard and spray it everywhere. Oh. So it was like a dominant thing like he would... Down, huh?

Yeah, he would like piss on your toilet and then... That's how Marxist territory. Yeah, to make him mad. I think so. And you found a really old picture. You sent me the other day. Oh, that's what I was saying. So Gavin posted that he was going through his drives

and I thought, I'm gonna do the exact same thing. I just used it as adding somebody to do listen neatly, go through all the old picture drives and update it. So I ordered, I had him on one terabyte drives and I now bought for basically the same price. I have five terabyte drives that are coming and I'm gonna throw everything on there. So you know the current,

this will date this podcast, listen to the future, the current largest size for a single hard drive. I saw an eight terabyte one, is that 12? Wow, that's a lot of terabytes. That's mental. For one drive, it's chaos. Just get one of them.

There will reach a point. I know what you're saying is that we'll look back at this in the future and say 12 terabytes, that's garbage. That's one video. What I'm hoping. Why are they talking about storage at all? It just goes. Now it's just there's no such thing as storage and we just we just transcend that at some point. Give it to the government. They'll come. You don't never own your files. They're just

always up there and you pay to access them. You made me realize a crazy thing back because I always think that I've got everything I've ever done that delete shit, but you have pictures from a phone I had that I don't have the pictures from. You have the ones that I sent you and the ones. But I had this whole phone, it was like a Sony phone and I had this whole like period of time where I was taking stuff on it. I don't have anything from that phone. It was from one of your first big trips in Texas when you stayed here for a really long

time. And I guess I was just sending them to you as I was taking them. They would have been the Congress office, right? No. No, it was beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. So, I had almost, there's a weird thing where we have almost no pictures from the

Buddha downtown office. I found a bunch of them. Did you? I just found a bunch too. Yeah. I found photos from our second anniversary. And I found that's still in my house. No, no, that was at the apartment.

The second anniversary? Oh, that would have been, okay, that would have been, yeah. April 1, 2003. That one you all had that cake? I had photos of the cakes that on a whole that I'm had brought by, like the cake and a pecan pie. And your sidekick is in the background with the Red and Blue bumpers.

I have, there's a thing where I have a video camera on my desk, it just took a picture of always stuff. I have a video camera, my sidekick, my team oval sidekick. Was it my video? Am I my Sony Veo that I have at time? Which seemed like state of the art. I'm sure it was like 386, 25 megahertz,

you know, machine or something like that. But I was going through my files and I found a bunch of photos from there and I found the earliest photo I have of Gavin visiting Texas, where he's in the beauty downtown office. I have a bunch from you being on cards. Did you see the video I sent you, by the way? Okay. When I used in the PAX presentation,

I probably should have cleared that with you before I used it, but sure, any video you have on me is fine. I'm well, I don't know anything in Europe. I do have the thing, I have the thing in Amsterdam of your Jeff, which is go on. If I ever listen, if I ever need like anything out of these two, I can just go, I can just show them the videos. We're just going to see.

Wrestle like two a.m. probably. We almost got thrown out a hotel. Drunk wrestler. You and I wrestled in London. Like, you and I, you and I, Drunken wrestled. They were drunken wrestling in their hotel room. Yeah.

So they were, I went down the hall, went into the hotel because they'd left their door open as well, and just found these two idiots wrestling on the bed. And then in the bathtub. I got the bed. And I just, I fell in the bath at one point. To be fair, we were sabotaged. We were sabotaged.

Yeah, by the woman with a goblet. Yeah, this woman who owned a bar, took a shine to us and just started like giving us stronger beer after stronger beer and telling us while she did it, that she was doing it, that she would have numbers for it. Yeah, just like this one's number 13, it's bad news. Yeah. And you drink it a kind of,

as you drink more than you're like, yeah, this is a fine idea. This is okay. She was an Irish lady that owned a Belgian bar in Netherlands, right? That a good way to say yes. Sounds about right. Right. I don't know what to do.

Belgian bar. It was all Belgian beers and everything. It was all in the Belgian border with the Netherlands. Also, is Holland or is it the Netherlands? It's the Netherlands. So why do people from there say Holland? You think they would be the most defensive about it? Isn't Holland a region of the Netherlands?

Yes, we determined this before, but now I'm being told no, they just call it Holland. You think they would be the most defensive about it. Isn't Holland a region of the Netherlands? Yes. We determined this before, but now I'm being told, no, they just call it Holland. Holland is a region and former province on the Western coast of the Netherlands. The name Holland is also frequently used informally to refer to the whole of the country of the Netherlands. Don't they have the jerseys for the National Soccer team say Holland? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Don't they have the jerseys for the national soccer team say holland on them. Can we get can we get them know about that a ruling on this once and for all what I've got you out there tell us what up she's from the night. She yeah, I feel like I should know that because I'm a who's this lip glass Gavin I don't think it says Holland there. I just think they're Jersey just the one that's all orange. I feel like Twitter Feed just exploded by the way because you said that so what's that guys? I don think it says Holland. Isn't there a kid just the one that's all orange?

Yeah, and it says Holland on it. White letters. Doesn't he? Yeah, I've definitely seen that. Jordan swears the big Netherlands soccer fan. Is he? Or is there a holiday? Yeah, they didn't qualify for the World Cup.

And we talk about that. I feel like a station of who? So who did qualify for this fucking World Cup? Yeah, who's in? Is it like, is him Bobway versus Chechiya? Is that who it's gonna be? There's still plenty of big names in the world cup. I mean, it's 64 teams, so there's still plenty

of other teams that you have heard of. Did they change, by the way, the name of the Czech Republic? It's a two Chechiya. Chechiya? Oh, Chechiya? Did they really? I haven't heard anything in the last couple years. Yeah, they did, didn't they?

They worked, they said they didn't know the people in the country were like, what? No, that's not. Yeah, they did, didn't they? They said they didn't, and all the people in the country were like, what? No. That's not, yeah, I think it was chequea. Chequea. Chequea. You said it the way you should say in English,

or the way you read it, it looks like chequea. Yeah. And that sounds like chechnia. Yeah. So it was very confusing. What's wrong with Czech Republic? Everybody looks. Czechoslovakia.

No, Czechoslovakia, that's too. That sounds like too old. Too many countries. No, check out Slovakia, that's two. That sounds like two lot of like. Too many countries. That sounds like some out of a vampire novel. Check out Slovakia. You know, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I'm out of it.

Slovakia is still a place. Yep. Slovakia is. Yeah. Yugoslavia is going, right? Yeah. What's Yugoslavia now? Yugoslavia.

No, it's not. That's Slovenia. Serbia, right? I don't think so. Serbia is Yugoslavia, former, guys, come on. This is, I'm going to be, we're going to ask the broadcaster because they know everything apparently. Man, we were, we were recording an episode of Heroes and Half Whits a couple of weeks ago. And I don't know how it came up.

We were, we had a list of countries in front of us and Ryan goes, oh, look at that crazy one. And I never seen that one before. Have you ever seen that? Bosnia hurts Nagovina. And I was like, yeah, it's like a war zone. Don't you remember the war that was fought there? The ethnic cleansing? Do you remember it? Slow down, Milosevic? Any of that ring of bill? He's like, I'm no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, I was like, I'm not into that.

Superzy posing. I'm like, what happened to yourlavia? Why happened to Ryan more importantly? I don't know if we were filming at the time. I don't know if that made it into the episode or if that was between. Mortars, Johnalong ethnic and historical lines was broken up. Bosnia, her's a govignia, Croatia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, and Slovenia. So all of the above, man, but how big was fucking Yugoslavia? I had a question that fooled me the other day. So if an octopus is an octopus, a legs. Yeah, what's a crab?

Was it also avid? It's six. No, it has six legs and two legs. It's two legs and two legs and two legs and two legs. Yeah, it's five has avid. So is it an octopus? What's the question you're asking if a crab is an octopus? The lab is an octopus.

The octopus is an octopus. Which is mine, Obi. What is a crab? What's an octopus? I've never heard them. Some crabs are crustaceans, right? Yeah. Heptopods were the thing in arrival.

That's right. It's a octopus. A octopus is a cephalopod, molisk of the order, octopoda, an octopus. That's right. That's right. A octopus is a cephalopod, molisk of the order, octopoda, an octopus. That's right, nothing. Right, right, but okay. In terms of, let's just say,

pod means how many legs it's got, an octopus. I'm a bipod. I'm asking you what a crab has. I'm a tripod. What's that? What's a crab? I don't even know how many legs a crab has. I think it's like six legs.

Is it six legs? It's like six legs and then the two pictures. I only know the two. I only know the two important ones. That's a crab is a deck of pod. That's three legs. It has 10. It has eight legs and two claws.

It does? Yeah, I didn't know that. I thought crab about six legs. Yeah, when you say it has four on a side, that makes sense to me. And then the little Jamie the big guy. I learned recently that crabs undergo metamorphosis. Did you know this?

Well, it's so gross. They molt from, oh, they just, yeah, they start out with these little like shrimpy things. And then they, Oh, what are you talking about? People on my mind, perhaps they, why don't we know the stuff? They just undergo metamorphosis.

They live in the fucking ocean, dude. Yeah, but a shark doesn't start as a slug. Sharks, don't think, don't sharks eat each other in the womb? Yeah, that's fucking crazy, dude. Why, hungry? It's just, So the toughest one. So the meanest shark is born. If only they had some pickers, they'd be totally fine.

I mean, if they were smart, they would just eat the umbilical cords. No. And then they could eat the little baby. They'd do that first and then they could have a move as to eat the rest of it. They would eat their own. Do they have the sharks?

Baby sharks have umbilical cords? They don't. I wouldn't think they would. Yeah, because they're... Why, how did they get on the anatomy of just the creatures? How do we get here? Because I was confused about how many legs a crab had. Decapied.

But they're the ones that I talked about when I showed up here today. See, the crab was... Damn, I thought a crab was. What? Yeah. No, but Patrick was telling me that they have That's a last pair of legs is hidden inside the shell. Oh, yeah They got it like right down here where they did by the by the mall wait, they do a little desert. That's not a leg then It is just a fat mouth

With the legs by the mouth ago the jam stuff in and eat it called Anomura's legs? Anomoro's legs? Oh no, by the way, what the fuck is the Oregon hair crab which we just showed on screen? I think it was nasty. I've never heard of something like that in my life. So no crab has fallen like that.

Like an ordered Oregon hair crab next to it. Like go off the food. It's all marketing. I mean, it's so gross. It's all what you get. What do you want to eat? I want to eat a blue crab. What do you want to eat? I want to eat a hair crab. Yes, that's so gross. It's all what you get. What do you want to eat? I want to eat a blue crab. What do you want to eat?

I want to eat a hair crab. It's just the name that they come up with to mark. The name themselves that to be unappetized. What's the one that has legs that's like this? A lacking king crab. Or the Japanese spider crab. Is my big spider crab I think. Yeah.

So one of the creeps revolting. Yeah, what I thought Becca was saying earlier with the metamorphosis of crabs is one of the creepiest videos I've ever seen online line is a time lapse of one of those huge Japanese spider crabs molting and going from its old shell and like pulling out of it, which I don't even know how it does it because it must at some point separate from its own shell and then just start to wiggle its way out when it pulls out all these long legs, it's a horrible creepy video. I bet it would too. I would love that.

I gotta admit, I'm a little jealous of Steven Sceptic in one way in that I would just love to shave my head completely. We can make that out. I mean, just entirely, like beard and hair and everything. I broke all of it. I always wanted to shave my cats

and just like scratch them afterwards. They probably wouldn't like that. I think that might be bad for her. People shave cats. Yeah, but they grow, they evolve to have fur. Not all of them. Well, yeah, the swings ones. But it's like, it's cruel to take off

their claws or hair, I assume. I am. Yeah. Yeah. Is it cool? Is it cool to shave dogs for as well? I think some dogs it is. Like I think Husky's you're not supposed to. This is like, this is, I was just talking about this with some of the other day.

There's so much basic shit we don't understand. Like there'll be a big argument of like you shave a golden retriever. There'll be somebody who will stop you and tell you can't do that. The dog's not cooler now. The dog is actually warmer because you took away its insulating layer or something like that. But then they're not sure if that's right. So I'm like, no, just shave the fucking dog. It gets cooler in the summer.

It's better for the dog. Likewise, the oldest fucking science that we have at this point has got to be nutrition, right? Because we've been eating before we were doing anything else. So understanding what we had to eat was, came before everything. I think that, I mean, that was very based though, it was like, what can you eat?

That's how it starts. Right, and just, but for the thing we've been doing for the longest amount of time, it's amazing how little we understand about it. Like every couple of years, they say something that refutes what they said, the previous decade.

So it's bad. Oh, it's great. A doni digs, eat a bunch of eggs. You know, when would they send doni eggs? Oh, in the previous decade. So it's bad. Oh, it's great. Don't eat eggs, eat a bunch of eggs. When would they send Donnie eggs? Oh, in the 70s. Yeah, the 80s. 80s. Yeah, it was too much cholesterol.

70s, we had a campaign called the Incredible Edible Egg. Do you remember that? I remember the egg counsel did that. Just before me, but I have heard about it. Hold on. There was a few you studied graphics. There's a show out there on the Food Network or one of those stupid channels,

that goes through and debunks food facts. And the other day, they talked about like that common misconception that coffee stunts children's growth. And they found the origin of that. And the origin of that was, there was a drink that tried to compete with coffee as a breakfast drink at one point in 40s, I think.

And they, I don't remember what it was called. It was called, it had some stupid name, I can't remember. But they spread a bunch of misinformation about coffee to try to get people to stop drinking coffee. And one of the things they said was that coffee stunts growth and that stuck with people to this day. Like, oh my God. I don't remember the fucking name of this drink.

I could attend the whole industry. Right, they had like all these weird lies about it, about coffee. You're gonna have this kid drinking the coffee. What if smoking is great for you? We just believe in lies. Damn. It doesn't mean you wonder how come there's not

a bunch of pot smokers that have lung cancer. Like I know people that smoke marijuana but don't smoke cigarettes at all. And I don't know, I never heard of someone who is just a pot smoker getting lung cancer. Well, you don't get the tar and all those nasty chemicals. You don't get any of that stuff? No, because it's just a plant.

And all the pesticides and everything else. So, I mean, it depends. If you smoked just a rolled up tobacco leaf, would you be okay? I don't know if, okay, but probably better. So I think that the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the bad guys, the in the cigarette that make you, that give you cancer?

But don't do that American spirit. Don't think you put nothing in it. Is the tobacco leaves just inherently bad and filled with falling? I mean, I know you can get mouth cancer from chewing tobacco. Uh huh. Yeah.

But that's also full of shit too. Yep. That's a good question. We need a doctor. I mean, you don't get, you're not gonna get lung cancer from vaping. I don't think anybody does. It's a definitive opinion on what this is.

So it's vaping up bad for you in any way. I just got it for you. Nick between us. Remember we talked about it, popcorn love. It's addictive. Oh right. We talked about this with stuff that's in Kim. It's the thing about, it's gotta be a thing.

It'll be one of the things, like 10 years from now, 20 years from now, we'll look back at all of people vaping go, how did you not realize that was bad for you? Yeah, I saw David Cross do some stand-up like two years ago and he had this bit about how people vaping go, how did you not realize that was bad for you? I saw David Cross do some standup two years ago, and he had this bit about how gross vaping is, because when people exhale, it's like this tangible, humid puff that comes out. Yeah, you can see the breath.

I can touch the insides of your lungs, basically. Well, you can do that on a cold day as well, just with someone breathing. Yeah, but it's not as like pop up just a linger. Yeah, you know, when you get a little puff off, you know, little kids try to make it and see the breath and all that stuff. You're by those bubble gum with the flour in it and blow it out. I'm not gonna blow a big cloud.

It's gonna walk through an cold, trolling day, you know. Here, I want to read this thing. You do? Oh, Patrick, from the name of that drink. Potsem, that was it. What is it? The problem was their name. Can you look that up, Patrick?

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I mean, it defeats the perfect. I think they still sell it. I looked at Potsem and I see a fucking link here. I just spelled it. Potse, oh wait, Potsem, POS, T-U-M, there it is. That sounds like party- Because made by Potse, you'd think it would be post in that pot. Post-em. Post-em.

I see some say like, you'd say like, I sprained my pastime. Do you want to place all the coffee machines with pasta machines? See if I've got to try this. Maybe it's just a solution right here. Patrick's nodding. Drink this after. Instant war beverage. Instant war beverage.

Wait. Let's see what Amazon sells us for. Let's see if it's on the Root Sheathen No, it's not okay. I'll get it. We could have gotten 25% off today So everyone's gonna make some pots him all I'm knocking up the 33% off Pot some A whole conversation based around the spreading of lies and you I like that. A whole conversation based around the spreading of lies.

And you pronounced it wrong. And now we all think it's Patrick wrote, Potsym. Yeah, it's been playing Patrick. I bet it's Postym. Oh, they make a Postym Coco blend. What do you say? He said, whatever.

He's working hard back there. Leave me alone. In between my two pregnancies, there's been a study that came out that said, you can drink up to like four cups of coffee a day when you're pregnant. So I'm fully taking advantage of that. Are you really gonna do that? Yeah. Are you at that stage where people are? No, no. No. Are you at that stage where people are like criticizing everything you eat now? My fucking aunt

I had like a baby glass of wine and things give me salt. That's it. That's all you can have like You're barren woman That was an eventful holiday. Wow Not really. I was an eventful holiday. Wow. Not really. I was more polite about it, but I was like, I've done this before. I know what I'm doing. I imagine you go in home and just arguing and fighting

with all of your fighters. Did you go back to the town you grew up in? Yeah, I did. It's weird. I feel like I don't know what's happened for the last week because there's just no signal. My parents have like- I was gonna ask,

what do you do when you go home to that town? Go to Walmart. You get the truck. I've been there. You get the truck and you ride around. Yeah, we went to the ranch, we rode around. You go to Cleo's? I actually did not go to Cleo's.

I was gonna say, I get a pepper steak at all of the local restaurants. Sounds good. That's the one. You like, you read? Yeah, slow. It's slow as hell. So you could never live out in the country, guess? No, I, I signed me up.

The population of the town you grew up in in 2010 was 5368. Yeah, right now they have signs that say 7500, but that's with the like oil filled brush. So I'm pretty sure it's back. That's still a hefty amount there. You're yeah. Yeah, okay, wait, that's with the like, oil-filled brush. So I'm pretty sure it's back. That's still a hefty amount there. You're right. Yeah.

Okay, wait, that's the last. I've got 12 years out living in small town, like in a rural area. I don't want to do that again. It's an hour to the nearest movie theater. That's okay. An hour to the nearest mall. And that's the mall in the town,

Gus Grimm, and which is horrible. It used to have a Walmart in the mall. Walmart was one of the stores in the mall. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. England has a lot of small towns, but because England is so small, it's pretty close to probably a big town. There's one high school in the entire county, and there were like 120 people in my graduating

class. Yeah, it's rough. It's a very isolated area. Over 1,000 people in my graduating class. That is insane. About 1200 people in my graduating class. So your high school was about the size of my hometown? No, yeah, my high school was 5,000 students

and next door to my high school was the rival high school and they had 5,000 students there. She is. Where did school is weird? That the two high schools are literally, it's not any kind of exaggeration. They're literally right next to each other. But you went to a magnet school, right?

No. A normal public school. So I went to like a magnet school, right? No. A normal public school. So I went to like an arts and science school. No, why do you do the shimmy? Do the shimmy against people can see it. Art and science school. I don't know what that was. I went to arts and science.

Like I know a lot of magnet schools are tacked on to a normal school. Is that really like a thing, arts and science? I mean, are those two different things? Yeah, they are. Because science magnet, you go to arts magnets. So it was one shit. And if you didn't get into one, you had to settle for the next one.

I mean, if you had admission, you go to the science one. If you don't. You go to the arts one. Damn, fucking burn there from Bernie. Bernie, Bernie. Yeah, I think the graduating class I had was 700. But, and it was bigger than my matriculating class in college.

What is matriculating class? You're a freshman class that you enter with. Okay, why don't you just say that? Because it's easier to say matriculating class than freshman class that I entered with. There's a word specifically designed to describe that. So I use the applicable word. Yeah, but that was way longer

because you have to explain it to like, too many. I thought I spoke, I was not speaking with people who understood English, I apologize. I'll take it back down to the fifth grade English level for you guys. Is that what he's ever heard the fucking word in the trick?

I knew it. Yeah, but you're from the same exact place. Which for so I was taken from English, the applies to other things was it specifically for that in America. I've only heard it in a in a scholastic context. Yeah, I've only ever heard it like that as well. Hey Gavin, there's 1200 people in my graduating class from high school and in college my freshman year there was about

12,000 George, you know what I said? Yep. Thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. I've got no questions. Yeah, my graduating class was bigger than my matriculating class What a much easier sentence. Well, well you just said out for all I know, you're talking about the freshman in your high school. That I wouldn't call it. I said, in call. Look at you. Easier. Nobody's the word. Triculating ever. It's a normal thing to ask. What is a word? 50% of the people on camera know the word. Anybody broadcast room. Oh, no hands up. Okay. Good. I see. I see it. You deliberately use the word to be impressive. I agree with that. Oh, that's not what I'm angry about.

Gavin, you made like, I was masticating my lunch. Yeah, it was thoroughly enjoyable. Everyone would say chewing. Yeah. I'm not trickulating. I'm perfect. I'm very strong. You're in word.

There's a whole Wikipedia on matriculation. What's the origin of that word? There's a whole Wikipedia entry on matriculation. What's the origin of that word? May trick redirects here for these pressure matriculating the ball down field. What does that mean? Matriculation is the formal process of entering university or becoming eligible to enter

by fulfilling certain academic requirements. I think that's a matriculation examination. All right, good for you guys. Word of the day, matriculation. Oh, I'm more than everyone. I mean, it's a burden. I've been living with it for a few years. So can you call freshman matriculators?

Isn't, I think matriculating is just an act, like not a person, an act or a matriculation. I don't think that's a word. I don't, I really don't think that's a word. It's like, it's like being born. Can one person be more matriculizing than the other? They start me getting a, the on your Tinder profile. If anybody here makes one, just say, I'm looking to matriculate.

So a bunch of us matriculate together. I'm looking for a group matriculation. All of us, Gabby, you never made a tender profile. Did you? No, I've never used a dating app of any sort. No, I signed up for, which sucks, because I think I'd be better than what I actually did. What do you mean just wandering around people in real life, not realize they're coming on to me most of the time? Oh, Ladi Da. And Becky, you're, you know, that's, you never had any dating apps or anything like that, right? No, you've been married. Hold on never had any dating apps or anything like that, right? No.

How long have you been married? Hold on. Four and a half years. Is that it? Yeah. Feels like longer. I know. So you've been, you got married since Ash and I started dating because we started dating

five years ago. Yeah. Y'all know showed for my wedding. Oh, did we? I was there. That's where we learned the word for her to be dating. He did. That's where, yeah, there was a big lesson. Where was your wedding?

Vegas. Oh, well, I didn't know show for your wedding, you had a wedding in Vegas. You are a CP. Then I was gonna go. Yeah. You should know better than that. Come on, I got a Vegas.

At least I just ignored the invite. Yeah. Yeah, like a real person. I'm sure I had. But you did come to the housewarming, so I'll give you some credit. I did. And I was the only one there, Gus.

What was mine invite to that? You were invited, you piece of shit. I was there. I watched them matriculate into their new house. It was great. Gave me a cutting board. I use every day. Yeah, okay.

Did I give you an epicuring cutting board? What I give you? The flex, uh, uh, Williams Sonoma brand. It was like one of the thick. Yeah, it's a, like bamboo. Okay, okay. I got you. That's a good gift. Okay, okay, I got you. That's a good gift.

Large, yeah, it is. It's a little ridge on the edge. Catches out the little scraps and seeds. It's good. I got these like super thin cutting boards. They're called, I think the brand is a bakery and or something like that. Anyway, they looked it up online.

They had to put a statement on it. Like, this thing smells weird. It smells like cat pee when I would clean it. And there was a statement that had in line where they used some kind of food safe formaldehyde. Or if you have to qualify for me as being a food safe, I don't want it in my prep. Yeah, and it was like that,

and that's a totally normal smell for that product. It's a food grade feces. Yeah, don't worry. You can smother it all over. It was the point, it just stops jums, but other than a plank of wood. I really don't know, but all I know is I stop using that cutting board and get rid of it.

They might have changed their process. We're surely in many years that have passed. If it's coming up off it into your nose, it's definitely going in your mouth. Yeah, right. When you put it on food. I would agree with that. It's a great. Yeah, still there.

If I look at the brain of this cutting board. No, absolutely not. The third auto complete is weird smell. Nice. If I was given it to verify whatever you're suspecting. If I was given a glass of water that looks and smelled like cat piss, I couldn't get it down. Even if it tasted like water, it's the mindset. Yeah.

You trying to visualize something, like, what I'm talking about. Oh, no, I'm just, I mean, I can never get past the smell of something. I would never find out what it even tasted like. Yeah. There was a, I've looked at before I bought my first house, I looked at a lot of different houses all around Austin, like trying to decide what house I was going to buy. And there was one house that I went to look at with my realtor that we walked in and just immediately we were overwhelmed with the smell of cat piss. Like my realtor unlocked the door to quince step in and then turned we were overwhelmed with the smell of cat piss. Like my real turn on locked the door took one step in and turned around a walk dash. I'm not going in there. It was everywhere.

Permiated every single people living in that house. No, nobody was. That's a bad sign. And so obviously we didn't buy that house, but I still think about every time I drive by that neighborhood, I'm like cat piss houses over there. Was it cheap? It was it was oddly cheap, I'm like, cat piss houses over there. Was it cheaper? It was oddly cheap. I was like, this is a good area. This is a really good area in Austin. That house is really strangely cheap.

And as soon as the door opens, oh, that's why. That would be a bargain for someone like rising there. Oh yeah, it's a really good point. Oh yeah, I was like, why him? Yes, he can't smell. But yeah, it's always, every time I go and I look at a house, it's always like, what's gonna be the weird thing without this house for sale?

I gotta be something. So that's pretty cool, right? What, oh, the baby in my belly? Yep, yep, pregnant. Nice. Yep. Now, announced on Extra Life that Becca is pregnant with her second child.

That's not a thing every year. So I'm gonna announce a new baby. It's funny, like the day I entered my second trimester was the day of extra life. It was so serendipitous. It's meant to be. Do you all know that word? Is that okay that she used that one?

Okay, good. Serendipitous? Yeah, I want to make sure. Oh, I thought you told me to try mustard. Oh, yeah, I want to, I feel like I should go on extra life next year and say like, extra-nir-expecting a pizza to be delivered right now. So I gotta take off.

Not gonna have any kid extra pizza. Nah, crazy. We're okay. It's fine if you have kids, if you want kids, that's fine. Do you want kids, Gavin? Yeah. I so want kids.

Yeah. All right, what do you want kids? What's it, do you have like a time frame for that? Like when, by what age do you want to be no time soon? Yeah, not at this particular moment. I don't even have time to not have a kid right now. My advice is to wait until you're at least 30. That was yeah, do your life.

No, that's like a few months. That's crazy. Really? No, no, I know. No, really? May you turn 30? Yeah. Wow, that's crazy.

No, yeah, no, yeah. No, yeah, no, yeah. What does that mean? No, because I was trying to, yeah, it was born in 1988. 2018. Yeah, wow, that's crazy. No, yeah, no, yeah. Wait, are you playing that? No, yeah, no, yeah, what does that mean? No, because I was trying to, yeah, it's born in 1988, 2018. 2018. Yeah, yeah. Bye.

I always think you're seven years younger than me, but you're not. How, wait, how many younger? Six. Six. Six. Six. I died.

I'm gonna choke on that as a joke. It's such joking information. Do you see that, Com, apparently, I'm reaching right here. Comcast quietly drops promise not to charge tolls for internet, fastlings. Yes, and I think their clarification was that they wouldn't block anything.

Like it was like some weird loophole in the statement that they had made. So we're gonna lose net neutrality is that what's happening right now? Yes, I think we will lose it. Gosh, I think we're gonna, we're thinking about the lose it. I'm a, so I've been tweeting about net neutrality quite a bit. And for the most part, I mean, it's like 99.9% of people

support it, but I do get a couple of people who are against it. And I'm always curious, so I'll go through their profile and I'll look and I'll see what their side is or what they're talking about. And it's amazing the campaign of misinformation that's been spread about net neutrality. And like, oh, these people, they just believe a lie.

Like they have, they have bought into a lie and they don't know what net neutrality is actually about. Like Brexit. Am I right? Well, what do you mean? It's like, they'll be like, oh, the internet was just fine before this government regulation. We don't need the government regulating

and telling companies what to do. And what was the one example someone used? Someone said, what about... Fuck, they had a really good example. I can't think of it now, it's an important in pursuing it. But they view it as regulation. It's true, it is a government regulation, but the regulation is, don't fuck with the data. The regulation is there to say all data is the same. It's just, there's this strong, and also it's been politicized. I'm in turn into oh, this is an Obama air ruling. So then people who you know lean more conservative like oh, that's you know a liberal agenda.

It's this is not this has nothing to do with conservative or liberal. It's it's a consumer issue. All consumers always blaming the previous administration too is always. It's always something that happens constantly, especially because we go back and forth. We just keep keep this pendulum swing of we go back and forth between these two parties. It seems like and there's been a lot of kind of growing about the economy right now and how well the economy is doing and how the stock market is at an all-time high and everything like that. And it's it's all because of the current

administration. That's what we're being told. I do know that if tomorrow, if the stock market crashed, they would immediately start planning to be the Obama administration for that. Like somehow the effects of the Obama administration will have leapfrogged all of these growth or whatever. And it'll be this is all because of the Obama administration.

You think we have a crash coming? I think we have a lot of unsustained growth. Bitcoin is the weirdest thing to me. Bitcoin is a mid 10 grand. It's sure that kick did a new initial ICO. What the hell is kick? Remember the old messenger app? Yeah. They just launched a cryptocurrency type thing called kin. Okay. And they immediately raised like $125 million. immediately raised like $125 million. I want to announce my new startup. You can invest now, send me money. I mean, like, what is that take?

Yeah, the Garbo coin. Garbo, we should make it. Was it a ghost coin for a while? I mean, yeah, that's right. You can make the money. I feel like it's worth just buying one of, well, not a Bitcoin because that's expensive as crap. Yeah. But like every other cryptocurrency just get one to see what happens, right? We invest in in light coin

Is that what's called? Yeah, there's that as a theorem Bitcoin I was tracking it recently. It's had a really an even more ridiculous Upswing over the last week or two It's gonna just cuz yeah Yeah, I feel like and I kind of had a brief exchange with Adam Barrett about it. Why would he drop us to suddenly though? Like, what is it that people are gonna be thinking?

I think a lot of people are gonna see it hit 10,000. I mean, like, that's the top itself. Are you starting selling? Right. And then when it comes down a little bit, then the cascade begins. Yeah, I don't think it would necessarily be at the 10 mock, but as soon as it goes down by like over a grand,

everyone's gonna be like, well, that was it, sell before it goes to a grand. In a month ago, it was $5,700. It's at 97, 47 right now. She didn't double your money. For a Bitcoin? Yeah. Yeah, I have one that I got in July and it was $2,500.

You have one. I have one. Yeah, so now it's worth, you made $7,500 on that. Which is a mental amount just from July. Yeah, yeah. Cause you wouldn't get that in any sales account. There's no way, even broke it. Yeah, no, that's insane.

Insane. I like the idea that you have a Bitcoin. That's the way people talk about it. Like if I said, I have a stock. It's just so strange. I have one stock in Coca-Cola. Yeah, but it's like saying I have a dollar. Yeah, but you bought one dollar in July.

It's just, yeah. That's essentially it. You invested in a dollar. You could buy like the equivalent of like a penny of a Bitcoin, right? Like you can buy like one hundred. I don't know, can you buy a share of a Bitcoin? I'm gonna buy an amount of Bitcoin.

Like you can buy a grand with a Bitcoin. It makes sense, Curzio. You can buy a portion, you have a portion of a dollar. Right. So that's what's funny. I have a friend who's so into it. She was in the vlog where we went to San Francisco. People got very upset about that vlog, so I don't talk to them that very often, but Jess,

you know Jess, you know Jess? I've never known that. I know you don't know about that. Okay. Yeah. She started it with her husband started a cryptocurrency. What we talked about before, cryptocurrency, a blockchain currency. I don't know if that's the same thing.

I'm gonna get, I'm out of my league here. A blockchain currency that's specifically for the cannabis industry, she saw a need there and legal cannabis industry, which is her profession important distinction to make. It is an important distinction because I did a vlog about the legal cannabis industry and there were people who got very upset.

Not nearly as many people as got upset about me saying that Justice League was a perfectly fine movie and you should go see it, but that Superman is presented in the movie as being overpowered. I got hammered on social media. Right, what was all week, that A, Gavin, I don't know what I'm talking about.

I have no idea what I'm talking about. There are Superman experts in the world who have been reading Superman and they understand Superman and I don't understand Superman and my opinion of Superman is completely wrong. This fictional made up cartoon person is just. How dare you?

How dare I? How dare I? And you know what it is too? It is kind of frustrating when I then, I should never do this. I, when someone's like blasting me, they're very upset with me. And then I click through on their profile on Twitter

and that's pretty much the only discussion they're having across the course of the last week. They're fucking it with that. They're fucking it with everyone. They're fucking it with everyone. No, they're just all in on this one thing. It's just again, I don't like ice. And then of course, their banner is all like cartoon stuff and there's no avatar of the person's face.

It's just no name. Yeah. And it's just, I don't know. It's a I had to actually I had to report. Internet's a weird place. I reported a tweet the other day to Twitter for the first time. One of my tweets about net neutrality, someone replied, in support of net neutrality, saying, oh, doing anything online, it's not going to work, which, you know, I kind of agree with.

He said, what we need to do is we need to load up on 556, full metal jacket ammo, and go down and march on Washington, and then had a follow up tweet that was like, can they hold a meeting at the FCC if we blow it up, who are they holding the meeting in the rubble? I was like, okay, I need to report this. Yeah, I reported that to Twitter. I was like, you are on a weird, dangerous extreme. Like, I don't know what you're like.

It's probably some kid, it's probably some like 13 or I did. Why would you say that? I mean, I don't understand that at all. That's the fact. I feel like if you're out with the internet, you maybe don't know that people can come at you through it. If you're invincible behind it. I think it is too though, it's, I'm always grateful for the fact

that when I was an idiot kid, I didn't have this permanent record and global microphone to be an idiot kid. Oh, you mean like me. You got to be an idiot kid. You know, you need that time to just be able to do stupid stuff. People go, oh, it's not funny. You know, that's what you're saying is actually very threatening. Instead, it's like he's doing this and now Gus is a wet blanket adult reporting him to

Twitter apparently to a major corporation. We'll see what happens to that person's account. Yeah, well, I don't want to be the one who are like, oh, this person actually followed through with it. He was tweeting about it and nobody did anything. Nobody did anything. Right. Of the FCC bombing.

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That's the Gus personalization Yeah, me and these sponsors podcast Do you get a fried twinkie or do you get a fried twinkie? We went to the carnival last night me and the boys and It was fun. Like rides and stuff in a parking lot. Yeah, it's really close to my house. It's awesome I saw. It's one of those like, like, did you ride any of the rides? Oh, yeah, all of them.

And the, you know, the threat of loss of limb and everything else. What is your way of looking at your face like you're hearing voices? I'm thinking about rides. You're like, you think about rides. Suddenly, just when he was looking at me, and then he just went dark and he just went. Yeah, I feel like that we need to cut to a at me, and then he just went dark, and he just went.

Yeah, I feel like that we need to cut to a flush back, but we don't have it. I'm gonna have it trick you later, sorry guys. Yeah, I'm gonna trick you later. To a different plane of existence, right there. I was just thinking about rides. Did you film that or did you post that? Cause I can't put on my Instagram. Okay, that maybe that's what I was trying to remember.

I felt like I'd seen that. Yeah, you have Instagram now? Yeah, I have Instagram account. I don't post it. That's the whole, I have Instagram account. I don't post it I probably haven't been to a carnival in god 20 go to this one. It's fine. Great. I really want to go Conval I go look at my thing. I saw my What do I get? Right I wrote Genesis I Road

Black Shot I think it's called tilt world or the tilt world Tiltor World. Tiltor World is the best road the tornado. I like the zipper. Okay, is that the difference? Like the first thing you were doing right now. So crazy. Destroy me now. Oh, right. I'm old now. Yeah. Carver rides are way more aggressive than amusement park rides. amusement park rides are these massive multi-million dollar things.

Carver rides are just like they touch you. to a giant rubber band and throw you around. Yeah, essentially what they do. And they set up the rubber band in like an hour and a half and a half. And then they have to pack it up on a truck in a week. They have stuff here where like a fair or carnival would just come into the town center. That's what this is. They just like overtake the town. It's not like a actual field or anything.

No, and wait. No. They have a thing in my town where they just like close both ends of the town and then fairground rides come in like in front of all the shops and stuff. So you're like 75 feet in the air and it's like, oh, there's the jewelry shop. No, we've got so much land here. Yeah, the town I grew up in. It sounds like South by Southwest. It's the closest thing we have to that. Yeah, happens every year. The town I grew up in, they would set up a carnival under the international bridge, like right along the banks of the river.

And then one year there was a flood, and you could barely see the top of the Ferris wheel. There was so much flooding. Oh, and ever since after that, they never put the carnival back down there. They're not. Yeah, that place used to get really, really bad flooding. It was every 10 years, 10 or 20 years. I used to go on chaos, rota. I don't know what that is.

Oh, there's probably rights we had. They just have the different names. There's a lot of things. Flib and chaos, rotor. Yeah. I'm looking at it. I'm not trying to write. What's a grab, Sean?

The one that spends you use a centrifugal force. Yeah, you like sticks the wall back. Oh, I don't think they had that. That's the best one. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Right before you're on the wall, you can lean in really far. Yeah, you flip upside down. Yeah, the best one. Yeah. Because right before you're on the wall, you can lean in really far. Yeah. Like you flip upside down.

Yeah. The rotor looks like the grab, the grab it tron without the upside down flipping. Also, what's the upside down flipping? The whole thing? No, you just move your body. Right, but that's what you're on the wall. Right.

You just feel like before you go on the wall, you can lean really far. Like Michael Jackson. Yeah. You lean into the rotate. And then once it like overcomes you, it really hurts because you end up like slamming the wall twice as hard as the gravity. Facebook's kind of a mess right now because Facebook is in families.

You want to try? I was actually trying to keep them on me. What's this? So they can bring it on. So hold on. We got some post on. Oh, y'all are so fast. Oh my god. Do they have it an HB? Y'all are incredible. Thank you broadcast. No water is it already mixed? Okay The instructions for I will give you a dollar if you have a spoonful of just you god why your bet so shit a dollar

one two principal cake. That's a table spoon. Can I have a sniff? I'm afraid this is going to smell like like milled oats or something. They're like good sniff. Oh, a cloud of something popped out. It's so similar to coffee and sort of I might have reminded.

It's like it's like if you added pepper to coffee, you're like, ground black pepper. Pepper and nut. I'm not dust. That's the big I'm not discouraged yet. I'm gonna give it a shot. Do you you're gonna put milk in it like coffee and cream it says you can't optionally. I don't know how much it was the ratio. Recommended about two to three teaspoons.

This is a tablespoon. A tablespoon is three teaspoons. So try to put two thirds of this. Does the math add up? Wait, per cup of water. Yeah. Okay. Why don. Does the math out up? Wait, per cup of water? Yeah. Okay. Why don't you just,

tell me a little more than a cup of water. Just put it in a hole. I'm sorry, it's just one to two. Oh. So I'm trying to put two thirds. Got it. Oh, I'm excited. My first cup of post-em.

Post-em. This is thrilling, I'm sure. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. Miso soup. I don't I'm excited like me so soup I don't mind a bit of me so oh God

Is it instant like you just mix it in in a drink the whole thing? It's not like you filter it or anything else it doesn't smell that great gentlemen Gavin Grabbed what I'm just sniffing. I'm just passing down the sniffs It's like a big lump of it floating around I It does feel like he's gonna sit me so soup. Cause it's at least a brand day way. Hey, I don't know. You like the smell? I don't think it smells bad at all.

Can be like the new, uh, Vegermite. There's a hint of chocolate. No. When does it dissolve? I can take notes of butt. Look at this. I'm not gonna put too much in. Yeah.

It's pretty dark. Not the coffee's not. Oh, what the hell is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, my God. All right, I'm gonna try to say, I'm not supposed to get post-a-minute. I'm gonna try to say, but post-a-minute.

Oh, gross. That's the post-a-m. It doesn't dissolve. Can I have a fun? Oh my God, I've got one too. Mine just surfaced. Pick up the post them. It doesn't dissolve. Can I have a fun? Oh my God. I've got one too. Mine just surfaced. Pick up your post.

It's taken over to taste like it tastes like melted coffee. This is ingredients are wheat, wheat bran, molasses, and wheat flour. Hmm. Thanks. The molasses is what's getting me. Molasses, when you hear it, it sounds like. Can you pass it? Molasses sounds like maple syrup. It's not at all. No, it's really better, right? It is.

It smells so bad. We should make Australians eat molasses when they come here. It looks like someone shit in the mug. It's not bad. It's not bad, right? It's not bad. It's not bad. I want to dissolve. I don't know why I want to dissolve. Dude, how big of a hipster would you be to be like? Do you want coffee? Would you like post? I'm gonna open up a post-embar. You're gonna open a post-embar. Well, turn it into coffee from the 1800s. Awesome, hipsters would be fucking lined up around the block. And we just have this stuff from HB,

just dump it in hot water. Yeah. So is that caffeine in there? No, caffeine alternative. That is not good. That's the picture that's on the website. Oh, is that it? Oh, when they shoot that thing,

white people love post them. Are those post them muffins that she's making? Yeah, they were. Yeah. Oh, it tasted an apron like that. It tasted a little bit like bovro. What is that? Spell that please?

B-O-V-R-I-L. Bit of hot bovro. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. It's not bad. Post him. You have a new fan. Bovro is a thick and salty meat extract paste

similar to yeast extract. They're old in the 1870s. I feel like our mugs are biased against people that are right handed. Like I gotta go left handed with this. They're the dumb mugs. Shouldn't they be on both sides? I never know.

I do like the inside being read though. Yeah. I? Is he being on bullseye? I never know. I do like the inside being red though. Yeah. I drink out of one of these every day and never know this. Well, I wonder why I could get a quality mug like that. Only at thruciakistore.com. That's not it. That is.

The store. What's your go-to mug? This one. It is? I have this one at home as well. I have a go-to mug. Oh, should I be mentioning something in the store? No, you don't have to.

My other go-to mug is it's a compliment to this one. Hannah Hart sent me a mug with her book buffering and it's a white little squat little mug with a blue interior. And I use that one just as frequently. Yeah, my favorite mug is the one I've been given. One was, it's a team nice dynamite mug from four years ago.

Good lord, even though we made that. Wait, we don't, it's a fan made mug. Oh. And someone else who works at Boeing heard us talking about the Dreamliner. So there's like a Dreamliner themed really tall mug that fits a ton of coffee in it. We sent that to you, huh?

Yeah, I was good. They gave it to me in person. They gave it to me in my hands. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not jealous at all. You can drink have it if you want. I'm gonna take it.

I'm sending you the plane stuff. God damn it. I like the dream line. Man, so I've got an iPhone X which I like more than I expected to like. But this was a great week for me. There is one thing that is so incredibly stupid about it. All right, let me try and guess what it is. The Apple Pay, we got to double click the button.

I'm fine with that. Turning it off. That is it, you nailed it. Got it. It turned. Turning it off. It's two hard buttons. Okay, it is two hard buttons.

You know what those two hard buttons also do? It auto calls 911 and starts an alarm on your phone. No. No. How? Well, that's an additional step once you're in there. No, no, no, there's a setting called auto call for emergency. That is enabled by default.

So the first time I went to restart my phone, I held the buttons to restart it, then it started going, boom, and it started like three, two, well, they all shitting, no, no, no, no, don't come back one more time. Throw it. Now, this happened to me the other day with my watch. I wondered if you pressed the crown button for three seconds, it does the same exact thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, come back one more time. Throw it. No, this happened to me the other day with my watch. What do I do?

If you press the crown button for three seconds, it does the same exact thing. And my watch's are going, woo, woo, I had no idea what it was. Then my phone rings and it's nine and one saying, hey, you call this, what's up? Yeah. Mind then, do that. Did you know there's an Easter egg with the,

I'm not gonna say it's because I don't want to activate it on people's things, but the computerized assistant that's not a iPhone, if you activate her, and then you turn her to... There's a go, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He calls 911. It's like an Easter egg. If you're in a situation where... Where are you in the code? Yeah. I think it's 200%. Charge my phone to 200%. Wow. Yeah, but why would you say that?

Gavin. This is the reason I was literally just saying. This should be something like, how much does a hairdryer? That's really bizarre. You should be able to program it, right? Yeah. Like a custom word, like orange monkey eagle. Yeah.

Like your alarm set. It is 100%. Charge, Siri, charge my phone to 100%. But even still, that's one insane thing to say. You're being held at knife point. You're like, Siri, I keep going where you said after all that. Sorry if anybody spoke on 911 recently said. I didn't say that.

Hey, hey, I have to begin to have it. But if, you know, I see people all the time, you see in ways that I have never thought of before. And so if somebody did that in front of me in a situation, then it's a way they can do many of the legs does a crab have. So Michael dropped his iPhone 10. I'm actually really enjoying this. This is a good, just, it's good.

It's full. It fell off the counter in the bathroom under a tile floor. And just over the next couple of days, catastrophic failure. Like, it initially had like a green line across the screen and then started leaking. All the crystals in the display. I don't know if it has that little thin line.

I can live with this. Yeah. And the blue. It didn't crack at all. But ultimately, it just like the whole screen started flickering, that just way wouldn't work. He couldn't unlock it last night, called 911. And both my mom and I received texts saying,

Oh, you're a emergency contact. Yeah, we're a emergency contact. And my mom starts blowing this up. What's that? You can designate emergency contacts in your phone. Yeah. That when you make an emergency call, it'll automatically alert them.

Really? Yeah. I don't know if I have that stuff. Do you have your emergency call, it'll automatically alert them. Really? Yeah. I don't know if I have that set. Do you have your emergency info filled out, like blood type that doesn't exist? Do you want to hear the alarm of blood type? That I'm talking about? Do you know your blood type?

I know. We've talked about this, I think. You're like a sunny, you're old man. Old horse. That's a blood type. Go ahead. What are you? Well, I don't want to save my blood type.

Really? Postal information, isn't it? Is that really, it doesn't really matter? my blood type. Really? Personal information, isn't it? Uh-huh. Isn't that- Not really. It didn't really matter. I'm one of the... A's. It's not okay. Of course it's not gonna do it this time.

Of course not. Because I'm pretty sure you have to swipe across on that thing. No, it did it on its own. Like, I wasn't touching it. I was just looking at it. I have. So you held it, you held both down. And then it just started going on its own. I have so much trouble saving animated gifts from websites.

Oh! Oh! Jesus. That's a good warning to make you let go of that shit, right? That's an awesome sound. Yeah. I like the, I like the news. That's what happened to me. That's what you see.

I like the screenshot tool on it, but then I also kind of don't like the new screenshot tool on it. It's complicated, right? Or it's nice to have it right there, and you can just edit things, and then you can send it without saving it to your photo library. But then if I just want to take a screenshot

and save it to my photo library, I feel like I've got extra steps now. You know, there's no extra step. Well, what do I do? Just wait, just leave it. And it saves it. I'm too impatient, I'm never really waiting. I take so many accidental screenshots now.

Actually, I'm like, oh, it actually does so. I take so many accidental screenshots now. Actually, I take it up. Oh, it actually does so. I've got so many screenshots of my log screen. Do you know what, I cannot explain why? But this phone is the hardest phone I've ever had to use as a scannable airline ticket. It's a really past. Have you used the edit?

No, I haven't. It's weird, it's like, there's no way to hold it that feels comfortable for putting it down. But you even just try it right now. Like, you It's weird. There's no way to hold it that feels comfortable for putting it down. But you even just try it right now. Like, you're gonna have it up and you're gonna put it down. You actually put yours down, I just hold it over. Well, I kept a point it downwards like that.

So you're just gonna drop it? I don't know. It just doesn't feel comfortable in any way. It's probably because of the glass. I'm not used to the glass on the back. This is the only phone I've ever owned where I constantly, I think I said this last week where I look at the back of it all the time.

Oh yeah. And then I did that with the last time because I had at the back of it all the time. Oh yeah. And then that was the last time because I had jet black and it's the same sort of thing where when the screen is off it looks identical. Yeah. So none of you all have cases. I'm getting a case. I'm getting a case because I'm tired of the backwards thing.

Honestly, I mean, I know it's got this little ridge with the lens. It's got a giant camera on one side. I know. But I still get it wrong. It's so, you have a case. You have a case. I'm a case user. I dropped my phone too much and I lectured Michael before he got it.

I'm like most breakable iPhone ever dropping all this money. And he broke it almost fucking really. Yeah, that's the most breakable. It's got the most glass. Yeah. Yeah, but if you break the back glass, who cares? You do? Isn't it more expensive to replace the back glass?

No, I think if you have to replace the front glass, you also have to replace the screen. Oh, yeah, we almost got out of Apple. We almost got out. There must be people who listed the podcast who was like, no one did, they were this close. They were this close, but this is actually a really, really good fun.

It's better than I expected. It's a really good fine. Although apparently Face ID is a piece of shit and it can be defeated, no problem. I've tried. No, no, if someone wants to, they can use photos of your face to create a mask very easily. They specifically said they tested three. They had to have attention on the models.

Listen, just turn it off and just use the passcode. If you really feel in that way, the only time I ever miss the touch ID with the thumbprint is when I'm paying for shit. Because now when I pay, now when I pay for something, I got a double, I got to hold it up to the thing and it says double click it. But I double click it. I accidentally take a screenshot. No, maybe.

I double click it and then it tells me, okay, now you're ready to do it. Then I hold it back up there again and it goes, now it needs my face. I got a lean over it. I'm like, smile at the stupid credit card machine now. Yeah, I feel like if it can grab your face at any point in that process,

it should be like, yeah, it's the guy. Yeah, it's the guy. He's been it was before the click. Yeah, I grouped that. It's a good phone. I always have to call 911 all the time for reason. I always upgrade because I always want, because I film so much on my phone,

I always want the best camera. Because I look back at stuff I shot like four years ago on an iPhone. It's just mush. Like I put out at stuff I shot like four years ago on an iPhone, it's just mush. Like I put out the video of us recording Let's Play Intros recently. Oh right. Man, this phone is sucked.

It was only like 2013 or whatever. It was awesome at the time. Yeah. Yeah, those are some do 4K at 240 frames a second. No, no, I'm sorry, 1080. No, it's 4K. 4K 60, 1080, 24, 24, 24. sorry 1080 No, it's 4K 4K 60 10 82 4. That's it. Yeah, that's but if you actually go into settings and select what format you use the difference in size between Well like 720 30 and 4K 60 is like 10 times. Mm-hmm. It's like 400 megabytes a minute to do 4K 60

400 megabyte to minute. Yeah. Which is a lot for fun. It's a lot. Yeah. So devices are fucking amazing. The thing that always amazes me about smartphones, all smartphones today is, they're so magical. You go back and watch like a movie from the 80s

where they have something that's supposed to be the equivalent of what is a smartphone today. And they couldn't even fake it as well as what it looks like today, you know? It's like, I've just seen about specifically Robocop. They've got this thing that tracks Robocop. The thing is like, it's a device, but it's like this thick and it's this big and it's got a like a red LED on it

and that's it. They couldn't even fake it. I like it when they went on a fake product like that. There's just like a movement of something like a dot the moves. And it's really just like a line cut in behind it. And they just move the light bulb. And it's like an actual physical moving thing. Because they couldn't fake a screen.

It's crazy. Do you remember the old, there was like a, like a handheld game? Like the football one? But you played pong, and it was a moving red light, and that's what it was. It was almost like it was not a thing like an edge of sketch that just moved around. Yeah, yeah, vaguely that was that called. Sounds vaguely familiar. Pong handheld game. I looked that up.

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and they opened it up to see how it possibly worked. Oh. And it's just, it's exactly like I thought it was. Like it's at your sketch inside with a bunch of gears and everything that's moved this light light around where you can hit it. I don't know how you could possibly lose this game. Ever. It's only like one two or three to block it and that's it. Send it back and forth. It was back then it was big deal. You were you were talking about eating a fried twinkier earlier. Yeah, yeah, the carnival. It made me think about a TV show I saw,

I think it was yesterday, on Vice, on the Vice TV network. It's a TV show they call most expensiveist, and it's hosted by two chains, and he goes around and does some of the most decadent, most expensive things you can do in the world. Fuck, I want that job. And one of the things he did was he ate a $1,000 donut that was covered in gold and infused with champagne

and Louis the 13th Konyak. Oh my God. Who likes gold? I never understood it. It was just crazy. And there was another thing where he went to a restaurant and they had like this, I think it was like a $48 or $4900 dish of wings. Chicken wings and the wings were covered like in caviar or foie gras.

Gross. Yeah, it sounded really gross. They said it was good, but I mean, oh, no, that's not it, but I mean, that is a, that is a, that is a, a donut with gold, this was like a golden donut. Like you couldn't see the donut, it had so much gold leaf on it.

Really? That's nasty. That's what I think. But it's just wild, the things that, why a big one. That they showed, I guess there's only two episodes out of it, but it's just like this absolutely ridiculous stuff. Well, BuzzFeed does the like $5 hamburger versus the $800 hamburger.

I actually like those. Yeah. Like getting like a $10 massage compared to a $500 one at the four seasons. Yeah. Typically it's like the middle one is the best. Right. I mean, the top one's amazing, but never worth that jump. Yeah, you did the minister in return. It's adequate. Yeah, I mean most things no things are like that if you just get the middle of the road You're gonna do fine. I never buy state-of-the-art computer. You know, well, it's always like they pay so much for it

Yeah, I'm pointing at your shitty computer. Oh this I mean this this was provided by Microsoft first of all It was very very nice and state-of-the-art when they gave it to me This was provided by Microsoft first of all. So it was very, very nice and state of the art when they gave it to me. But when I buy PC at home, I don't buy the biggest video card I never do. The only thing I do that with I think is probably television sets,

just because getting rid of a TV now is a big deal. So it's just like, I just want the best one I can get, having for as long as I can have it, and then get the best one. Yeah, but sometimes you can get screwed just by being early adoption technology. Like leading your leads are really small. Yep. Or people have bought it with 3D.

Yeah. I loved the curved TVs. I do, and I loved my curved TV. I think I still have a curved TV. You think you still have a curved TV? What I do with that, yeah, I think that's in my bedroom. It moved up to my bedroom when I... Well, that caught me more than three or four years old. Yeah. Yeah.

I got it at my old place and then when I moved, I had a move, so I'm not sure where things are. I don't actually, I don't watch. I'm your bedroom. I don't watch a lot of TV. I don't watch a lot of TV. But a bar, a gold cup. Do I have that?

I know I have a TV and I know I have a nice TV. I'm not sure if it's curved or not. I can't remember. It's not like a TV. It's not like you're looking into a fucking you. It's just a slight little bend to it. It's an easy thing to overlook sometimes. Fucking black asses.

Oh, other led TVs are the greatest. Did you get one? Did you get one? My Butler has one. Upgrading the little one. I think it's a bigger douche bag. But now the made quarters. The iPhone X has one.

The blacks on it. Yeah, I got an amazing. So I was watching, I was like at trying to start calling Ellie my butler Can I do that? That's okay, right? What is she butlering? Yeah, is that insulting to actual butters? Can there be a female butler? I'm gonna tell her to look that up right now find out take a bottle course would it be a buttress? Sound like totally What are they calling down to? Like the head woman made.

I thought they were just made. It's called man. That's what they're saying. Although the way British people say man, it always sounds like mom. Like when they say man to Queen Elizabeth, that's what mom, mom, mom. Man, speaking of Queen Elizabeth, I was really annoyed at the number of headlines I had to look at about the prints getting engaged or whatever. Yeah.

It's an overwhelmingly obnoxious number of headlines. It's a big deal. Who cares? I'm gonna go fuck. I don't wanna see that shit. Anything that gives me a break from Trump's tweets because everyone is constantly reposing this. I don't follow Trump on Twitter.

I still see every single tweet he ever fucking makes. That says a lot. That's like, I see them. And I'm like, that has to be Photoshopped. That says a lot. That do you see them? And I'm like, that has to be photoshopped. That can't be real. You go look at the source, like, no, that was actually, that was said. That dude understands modern media better than everyone else

alive. He a genius. He is a fucking genius. He'll tell you that. He's a fucking genius. He really is. He gets it. I'm the level of the most of us can't even comprehend.

Fucking dirty ass liar. Have we talked about laser team too on the podcast? I mentioned that I went to go see the screening last week. I would see a screening as well. Had a great time. It was good. It was a good time. We're about to do some commentary on it. Are we? Are we?

Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's the sweet, right? Yeah. It's on Wednesday. Oh, that'll be fun. It's cool coming down for that. I've no idea. I saw Colton and Nicole there at the screening in LA. It's good,, right? Yeah. It's on Wednesday. Oh, that'll be fun. It's cool coming down for that? I have no idea. I saw Colton and Nicole there at the screening in LA. It's good to see them.

Yeah, I like them. I felt really awkward. I may have told a story in the podcast before, but that first day of filming, like one of the first things we shot was the... You're in the movie a lot. I wouldn't say a lot. I wasn't more than the last time.

Yeah. I think the first scene that we shot for laser team two was the press conference where killborn comes in. And I was sitting there next to Nicole Bloom. And it was like the first time I'd seen her, the first time we met, like we're on set, we're getting ready to shoot. And she turned to me and goes, oh, you know, I'm just talking to small talk. Like are you from Austin? I was like, yeah, yeah, what about you? She was known from LA. I was like, oh shit. I should have looked her up. Like I'm very like quickly on my phone,

like look her up on her, and I'm doing like, oh fuck, like she's been in a lot of stuff. Like I felt like the biggest idiot in the world. Did you plan so dawn? Yeah, then I realized she was Emily and until dawn. Oh shit, I never put that together, yeah. Yeah, and we hated Emily and I'll play through. Oh yeah, we all hope and she would die.

I think that was the first thing Michael told Nicole. Yeah. I think Emily was a fun character to hate. Yeah, I still play that game. It's a good game. Yeah, I have it. I have it downloaded in my four. Is it four?

Yeah, three. Yeah, so I do want to play it at some point. I don't play this weekend with the boys. Nice. We have a VR game. Oh no, yeah, they're making an, like an expat, the patient, is that what it's called? They're making an VR game.

Didn't they already do a video on that? They did the VR video. They did a VR one that was like the on rails thing. Oh, okay. That's fun. I would like to officially invite you out for an evening. I have extra tickets. He's popped up.

I have extra tickets to go see a shape of water on Thursday, December 7th at one of the alamos. I won't say what time, so we can have some privacy, you and I. We go, I would like to invite you and your lovely wife Esther. Don't let that mumble or stumble. Yeah, yeah, imply anything there. Just, I know she wants to see that movie.

So yeah. That movie looks incredible. Yeah, that movie looks really curious to see it. All right, so is that a yes? Yes. Well, we'll hash out details. We need to figure out like time and stuff to see if that works.

All right, now we need to make some plans because I'm feeling pretty good. I'm pretty good. Yeah. What movies they're out of? You're pregnant. Nobody bites pregnant people out. I know.

I'm ready to have a pregnant person here. Yeah. What's that? I'm ready to have a pregnant person here. This is gonna work out. This is just, you know what? Hey, babe, she could have gone home. This is this is.

I could have, yeah. Once you have kids, yeah, everyone stops inviting you everywhere. Oh, yeah. That's all right though. Really? You were upset by it for a while. I want people to invite me places, but have no expectations of me going. What is that then?

That's that. I just, I want to not be forgotten, but I also don't want to be bothered if you would like to go I have two additional tickets if you would like to have there we go I got shut down Immediately, I don't want your pity invite. Oh wow. It was a pity invite. I have two extra tickets I don't even know what this movie is I like don't even pay attention to movie. Oh, it's so depressing man Did you see that? Lady Bird is now like the highest the the rotten to on Rotten Tomatoes that has the most reviews and stayed at 100% the longest it beat out Toy Story 2 I think

Wow, I do want to see that. What is the story? I came out of nowhere for me like Greta Gerwig's movie It was I think it's had 165 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes 100% rating 100% fresh I think it's had 165 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes 100% rating, 100% fresh. That's fresh. So yeah, I mean, I was like, I think I'd only heard about that movie a couple of hours before I saw that.

Laser too close. Hahaha. What do you see? I'm supposed to get this stupid text and it didn't send me a text. Send me another one, New Jerk. What do you do? I'm just trying to log into my email.

Hahaha. That's it. But what is it? It's a, what is the story? It's a coming of my email. That's it. But what is it? What is the story? It's a coming of age story? It seems like it. I watched the trailer earlier today. Okay.

The teenager doesn't fit in, come of age. How could you possibly relate to that? Yeah. I had some comment themes. I wanted to watch something on Netflix and there's a series. I can say what it is that we're not done watching Ashley and I. So I couldn't watch the last episode of the series. So I had to watch a different series.

So after all this time, I decided to watch season one, episode one of Master of None, which I had never seen before. It's so good. It's fucking great show. I've been raving about it for years. I know, I'm just saying it's a great show. And I was both a little depressing. It's so good. It's fucking great. I've been raving about it for you. I know I'm just saying it's a great show I was well. I see them depressing. It well. That's why it's so good. It's so real season two even better. Is it really yeah? The music the music is so good. Yeah, there's a there's a couple of scenes like in season one

There's that scene where he's outside and like return to the mat comes on and he's like dancing with that girl in the street. It's like it's perfect. It's amazing. And then it's season two. There's the scene where he drops them off. He's like in the back of the car. Like the music is just playing. It's like a music video.

It's a soft sell. Yeah. It's so good. It's such an amazing show. I wish. There's a song in season two that is extended over this really long scene that sugar pine seven used in the woods and I immediately recognized it That's from master of none. Yeah, it is weird when you hear a song like I picked up a song

Last week, I should know the name of the band. I think the name of the band is first aid kit You from the band? Yeah, and I'd never heard of them before and I heard them in a video and then I was really like this one song I put on YouTube and Everyone was like, oh, yeah, it's from Borderlands. I was like, oh, no, and then I was really like, this one song I'm gonna put on YouTube. And everyone was like, oh, yeah, Tales from Borderlands. And I was like, oh, no, I didn't, no, it was from that. But that's like, whoever does the music for Borderlands, the franchise, I'm pretty good,

it's a really good job of sourcing some really obscure kind of indie rock hits, because there's been a lot of breakout stuff from Borderlands. I don't think of that cage the elephant song from the first Borderlands. You had no rest for the wiki. Is that what it is? Yeah, I guess. That's exactly how it gets you. Can I download Yolkava? Yeah. But yeah, it's it's when I remember we we used to talk about this when we first met Bernie. It's been a long time now. But I think independently we both kind of

started experimenting. Remember that piece of software? Was it a acid music? It was like that. Oh yeah yeah. You could like import loop to try to create music. Yeah. And then we realized very quickly after missing out that software for a little while like, oh, every commercial and every trailer that you see on television uses this exact piece of software. Yep. So I recognize that loop. Like I don't recognize this song, but I know that loop is from acid. Like I've heard that. I know that drum track. I know that guitar riff. So is it them that made all the loops or they just taking from a library of loops? Right. Like the someone a composer will take time. Yeah. Those loops and then make a song out of them. Yeah.

It's like a YouTube library. Oh, I think they made the loops. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This song too. I think they made the loops. Yeah, yeah. Okay. This song too. I think we just taken down every week. I had stopped playing it because of dude, that's a... This guy has something completely different. What are they here?

It's probably some Roy free shit that we had to replace that with. Oh, there was only played for like two seconds. That's okay, right? What is Patrick's that okay? Silence. What? That should be fine. Should be fine. I like that you would risk a strike

on the Rooster Teach channel. Like, eh, that might be all right. Well, Patrick's not Mike, so he clearly said, fuck it, go for it. That's exactly what he said. That's a quote. So yeah, acid was, if you might, 1998, it's a loop based music sequencer.

I don't want to talk about years anymore. I just went to talk about 1998. Seems like a billion fucking years ago. Where's fucking years ago? There was something I did the other day where the expiration on it was going to be the year 2024. I was just like, why is it, why are we even talking about the year 2024? Why is that?

I didn't buy it. Oh, credit card. Oh, credit card. Oh, it buy. It's milk. It's really incredible milk. Is that a book? Gold battery, doesn't it?

All right. Yeah, I did see a battery yesterday that expired in 2025. Really? I yeah. But the post-item just retweeted Peter Hayes. What? That post-item just retweeted Peter Hayes. He gets all the credit. You make a gift.

Good job, buddy. You're the man. Yeah, good job. Post-item has 188 followers. 188? They don't even have Twitter.com slash post-M. They have Twitter.com slash. Hold some post-M.

Is that like a post-M fan account? How is that? That no. It seems, it doesn't, it seems like it's their account. They verified? No, they're not verified. I got it, but you know, post-M was a thing. It says they're they're about is a lysis quest foods LLC Post-em is the perfect family alternative to coffee and other caffeinated beverages

Damn doesn't seem like a fan account for me. No, it doesn't no No, what is listing an LLC? What is more likely that the post of account is not verified and only has 180 followers or that there's a fan What is more likely that scenario? I like that they've stuck with it. I'm ready to read like, oh, they went bust in the nice. Yeah, no, I'm with you. How many employees does post?

There's somebody, I keep sitting here, right here. There lies the foods or whatever. You know, I love small business. Not that what is that? Proctor and Gable or was it general mills? Eliza's quest Charlotte North Carolina. What is Eliza's quest to that?

That's what they listen to. I'll see. Okay. Yeah, that'll see. But I always love when I go somewhere and I see, you know, just a normal business like center and there's all these little businesses stuck in there. I think every time I see one of those businesses, I think that is somebody's whole life. They talk about that all the time and they're like, I'm going into the store or I'm going

into the office and that's everything they do in their life is geared towards making that thing work. I don't know, I'm just always fascinated by that process. Well, that was painful. I wouldn't. It was, but many times. Yeah. I think I just realized that this must be a bit,

they must market this a lot towards Mormons because of the caffeine-free aspect. Because I'm reading here that, we're talking about post-emway too much. In May 2012, Kraft licensed the post-emtrade mark to Alisa's Quest Food with Post-emsold through thepost-em.com website. As of January 2013, Alisa Quest Food succeeded

in returning post-em to a limited number of stores, primarily in Utah and other mountain states. Oh. I am so impressed they got their hands on this. That's a good place. I was just in Utah. I've never heard of it. I never heard of it.

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So you went out to Utah, how long are you out there for? Oh, we are there for a few days. We went to go see Ashley's family and for Thanksgiving. And that was just a few days. Utah's an interesting place, very dry, cold. It's nice to go somewhere where it's cold. It's crazy scenery. All they were talking about those,

how they couldn't believe it wasn't snowing in Thanksgiving. She lives up in the mountains, like up towards Salt Lake. Was it snowing last year? I don't think we went for Thanksgiving last year, but every time I've been there previously when it was colder months, it was snowing. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever been there for in November. But yeah, it was interesting.

I did get a good photo out at this antelope island that we went to. Of some buffalo, they have some free roaming herds of buffalo. Did they buffalo? It was interesting. They came across the road at one point and a guy just wouldn't stop and like tried to drive around them And that was a really bad idea on his part So it's like rock paper scissors, but Buffalo beats cars. Yeah, I thought the Buffalo's we're gonna tear his car up Buffalo's are Buffalo

Buffalo Buffaloes Buffaloes. Oh, I saw a really cool thing Buffaloos. Buffaloos. Oh, I saw a really cool thing. I was trying to have a Facebook alert, but Facebook is kind of turning into like a scrolling auto-play video nightmare. I don't know if you guys ever go on Facebook anymore. But now every other post is a video post that auto plays and you're just like, you're kind of getting assaulted by sound. I think you can turn that off. The auto-play part, really? Yeah. Anyway, I did, though, I hate to reward that algorithm,

but I did see a really interesting video from the Rockettes where they were pulling off. You'd love this, Gavin. There's some maneuver they do. I think it's part of their nutcracker suite presentation. I know that's not the Rockettes don't do ballet, but it's whatever they do. They're dressed as like, Toys Olders,

and they do this thing where they're all lined up, and I think there's like 40 of them, Mish, and then they all lay down at the same time. Like they lay into each other and they make like one long, like laying down or thing. And it's really the first of the end. Not the end. You gotta see the video now because it's really fascinating.

Because I thought, yeah, I'm gonna really like this lot. I would like that. Yeah. Sounds really satisfying. Just like when you see it, it's really interesting to see them do it. And it's like, I don't like, if I, if I on Facebook, I don't really use it very much. But if I see a video that I think I would watch, I immediately go to YouTube and see And it's like, I don't like if I if I on Facebook, I don't really use it very much. But if I see a video that I think I would watch, I immediately go to YouTube

and see if it's on there and watch it there. Cause I assume it's someone's stolen it and just put it on Facebook. Yeah. Well, now Facebook's buying stuff and putting it on there. They paid for master and apprentice to get made. They also rebranded was that their Facebook mentions app. And now it's called Facebook creators. Like they're trying to... What's the Facebook mentions app? It was an app where if you had a verified Facebook page, you could use the mentions app to like manage that page. And now they kind of change it. Or now they call it creators

and it's like a lot more opened up. Gotcha. Okay, quick a little behind the scenes of business that Richard Keithen because when we made the announcement about Mash and apprentice and the million dollars about theme pack that we're gonna go up on Facebook, it was all this conjecture which I get,

I mean, to make sense that people are into what we're doing and especially when there's things like first and they're looking at the value of that versus other things, they wanna make sure that we're doing the right thing. To be clear, I wanna make sure you guys understand exactly how the conversation works because a lot of times when people, we do anything that has a dollar sign attached to

it, people think we're in a room like, ha ha ha. It's like, we finally made it the point where, you know, 15 years now we can do this Facebook deal and completely sell out. A hundred percent, this is how the conversation worked for me was, somebody came to me and said, Hey, Facebook wants to put something like six videos for a million dollars, but up on Facebook. So we're going to make special ones that are theme packed that will go up on Facebook. And I was like, you know, this is what it's going to look like. Where is it going to be? How people going to watch it? You know, can we ever put it back

on our site? What's that going to look like? And then in the process of that, they go, and if we do this, we can bundle it together and they'll also make master and apprentice. And I was like, Oh, okay, well then do it. Literally, that's the conversation how it took place. For my end, at least. I was just like, oh, we can get Master and Apprentice made and Marcus can get a show. Okay, absolutely.

I'll make five extra episodes or six extra episodes of Million Dollar's Butt, Little Theme Pack videos to go up there, sure, why not? And yeah, so I just wanna be clear, it's like when we make these decisions, when something like the ability to make a new show like Master and Apprentice comes up, I'm gonna, I'm gonna jump at the chance to do it, you know? I think normally we look at stuff and we always try to make sure that an experience is additive

and it adds more as opposed to like taking away. And I think in that case, it added Master and Apprentice. Yeah, yeah, the, the thing about Master and Apprentice is there was, there was so much talk about like how we were developing the show. It kept, one of those shows, it kept getting pushed, pushed, pushed, pushed, pushed. And Marcus had a very specific idea for the way that he wanted to make it.

But then the way we were approaching from like a budget standpoint was, it was gonna be more like a broadcast show, like in this room doing it. And Marcus was like, I just can't do that stuff. It doesn't work that same way. It would have been more like a Martha Stewart show where it's like, okay, we would build it like this

and here it is and it's done. Kind of a thing as opposed to actually showing you the construction of these really cool things that he makes. So anyway, now, I was hoping we could have this Rockets video by now, but I guess we can go. Speaking of Marcus fabricating and making things, did you hear that flat-earther built a rocket? That's such a sh**.

And he's going to use it to prove that the earth is flat. He was supposed to launch his homemade rocket on Saturday, but it broke down in his driveway. And then he found out he did not have the proper permitting to launch his rocket. Is it a man-drocket? Yes, he's going to be in it. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Obviously his physics are fucked up. So he's going to launch himself 18. He wants to launch himself 1800 feet high going, but when he hit the ceiling, 500 miles an hour. And then what? He's going to look out and be like, I guess his. Oh, is this the guy who wants to prove

that there's no curvature of the earth? Right. But like, you can go higher than that in an airplane. Right. Just buy a flight. I don't know. I don't know. I really don't know.

I mean, if you think the earth is flat, I don't know how, I mean, that, obviously you're not gonna be convinced by a plane. I don't know what the government puts in plane windows, right? Like, there's a lens in there that makes the earth look curved. Watch that red bull free fall video. I'm supposed to speak, right? I mean, they're not going to believe anything

or listen to see it with their own eyes. That was the Facebook page. So the rocket video is why I watched the final version of it. It's actually not as impressive as the explanation of how they did it. I actually didn't see the fall. It's so much slower than I anticipated. Oh, is it like embarrassing?

You wish it never brought up. I mean, I'm fine. I'm not a rocket. I'm good. They, uh, is that it? Yeah, this is it. I would go forward a little bit in this thing. Oh, the way they described it,

I think it's like they were gonna fall like in like this, like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr like Domino's kind of thing. They're going real slow. They gotta be picking. So when you watched it, it was sped up. No, it was them rehearsing it and how they were gonna do it and everything. This is so slow. It's like pushing over like a little sugar packets. Like watching molasses flow. So it all comes back to molasses. Oh, there's a pillow at the end. Yeah, the first person went back

and put a pillow down. Wait, there's a spotter. They're gonna like guide that last person down. I feel like we could do it way faster. I feel like we could do it faster. We could do it way more on campus. Oh, yeah, there we go. There we go.

They should have done that from the beginning. I think it's dangerous if they go too fast. This sucks. Cause it only accelerates things faster. Now what are they doing? Wait, wait, wait, wait, now what do they do? Do they get back up? We'll never know.

They live there. Now that's their life. They're the human set of Pete. Oh, they lower the curtain. Yeah, that was remarkably unimpressive. So I don't know what you saw. So I saw a video where they were practicing it. It was much of rock cats in workout gear,

which was pretty cool to be in with, but they were all like practicing this move. And I guess I assumed when they did it, it was gonna be much faster. Like they're doing a dry run slowly. You do the rehearsal at half speed or whatever. That was the speed. That was a Facebook page recently

that used one of my slow-mo guys videos as a proof that the earth was flat. Oh. There was one where we were spinning a sponge ball and all the water, there was soaked in water so all the water flies out. And they were like, water does not stick to a spinning ball and it's a proof.

And I was like, of all, I love it when my videos are used for education. And I've never hated it so much. I want to like delete the video. I saw this article about this guy who wants to do this flat earth thing. Yeah. They describe how a flat earth would work. And I've never thought about this. So, there's no one hypotheses for what the flat is supposed to look like.

Many believers envision a flat disc ringed by sea ice, which naturally holds the oceans in. Oh my god. Now what? Why wouldn't it? Why wouldn't the ice fly off? Well, it's on the edge of space. Also, if you're spinning it, just like the rotor,

the water would go up at the ice, and then fly off the top. Yeah, but then it's such a space and freezes. Oh, it becomes more ice. Yeah, it's like a wall. It's being in the walkers on the other side. Got it. The white walkers.

Yeah, that's a real stretch, some of those theories. That great to read though. Oh God, I feel worse for having read that for knowing that now. I wish I could purge that. The flat earth thing always seems ironic to me that people got involved with it ironically and then just never stopped.

It's like Donald Trump. Kind of like vaping. I always think everyone who's vaping is doing it ironically. I think that's what Steve and Kipset that started doing it ironically. Yeah, and now it's a troubling addition. Yeah, it'll get you in the end.

I mean, that'll get you every time you do that. Like I call Dan B, because we both used to make fun of people who called each other B. I'm just calling it B. It's forever now. You're crazy about that HQ trivia app. Love it. Have you been playing? I saw you signed up.

I played. Yeah. So you can, that's the one where if you get to the end, you win money. Yeah. I've won $127.77. But you won. I've got every question, right? Yeah. So why don't you sit there on Google or just Google stuff? That's really fast. Okay. You have 10 seconds from the moment they start reading the question. You can Google something.

And you're like, see how it takes for a few seconds. I tried. I tried. They finished the question. You have about three seconds. You just added yourself. No, but I'm going to say it's not possible. I mean, yeah,

even if you had someone sitting there next to you with a laptop ready to go. The amount of people they have playing at once is crazy. It's like hundreds of thousands. I think that's what I get with that. When I first started playing, when I first started playing, there were about three or four thousand. And I won the first game. I played it.

Oh, so you're like an OG. Yeah. Oh, that's how they get you. You win the first one, you're stuck. You'll be there forever. But it doesn't cost you anything to play. And chasing that, like they're privately funded right now. I think they do a really good job with that.

I think it works really well. It's a really cool piece of technology. I think they might be reaching good job with that. I think it works really well. It's a really cool piece of technology. I think they might be reaching the limits of their server capacity. Did you play last night? It was horrible. It was like lagging. Yeah, they had like 220.

The same host every time. Most of the time, the guy named Scott Wagowski. Yeah, I've only seen the guy wearing eyeliner. There was a woman. He didn't wear eyeliner. There was a woman over Thanksgiving. Who was the one of them? Is it like an English woman?

Sharon? I had a muted, so I don't know. Yeah. How do Who was the one of those? Was it like an English woman? Sharon? I had emuted, so I don't know. Yeah. How do we become the first guest host? But it seems like such a... We were a question. What? Yeah, they had a question about Ruby.

What was the question? It was like, Brewster Teeth makes what animated, or like anime series. Oh wow. It's cool. It seems like such a simple idea for an app or a game. I can't believe like cool. It seems like such a like a simple idea for an app or a game. I can't believe like, yeah, and seen something like that before. The live elements

really interesting. And he have to like catch it in the moment. Yeah, so an app that's completely black. Most of the day. Right. Yeah, they do two games a day on weekdays. The thing that it knows me is it, I understand why they do it. It takes so long to start right like the game is supposed to start at like two o'clock. Then the first question is about two or five two or six. Yeah. So they give people a time to get there. Make sure that everyone's like buffering it on the highest ratio of clicks on push notifications. Maybe I would have any app. Yeah. I mean, you like clear on it.

You have about two minutes from the second you get that notification. Do you play at work? No. I do sometimes, but I do horribly if I play at work. Cause you're trying to hide it, cause you're pretending to work. No, I fucked that. On Instagram, I have an alert for a message and I've had the same alert. It just won't clear.

What's wrong with me? You got DM, you haven't read. Yeah, go to the ones that are not approved. And that that'll be in there? I don't think you get alerts for it. I don't think I do either. That was so. Trash, uninstall it.

I'll install Bitmoji. I kept fucking, this is such a stupid problem. Dude, I installed Pinterest recently. I, you're right. It was great. I signed it. I got Bitmoji. So I could talk to you in Bitmoji.

Congratulations. And I got halfway through it. And I was like, this is just not worth it. I did the exact same thing. Also, you give for access to all of your keystrokes It's a keyboard, but they can see everything you write on your phone. It's a keyboard You have all people I'm surprised you like yeah, they can keyboard apps request that is that standard I don't know Yeah, all keyboard apps There was an emoji when I tried to install one time and it said, oh, we're gonna log all your keystrokes

or we can do that. And it's like, no, no. I do have a bit of an emoji keyboard, it's annoying because it's like one more tap to switch between. Like tap and hold and then select. Yeah, I did. Have you slowed down recently?

I don't think so. I mean, people expect it every time. I said, I'd never really used it every time. I went through a phase where back to back, I used it quite a bit. I'm proud think so. I mean, people expect it every time. I've never really used it every time. I went through a phase where back to back, I used it quite a bit. I'm so proud of yourself. But I think I use it a fair amount. It's so much effort to go from not having it to having it.

There's so much time. So I wish there were searchable. Is there a lot? Is there a searchable? Is it? Oh, I remember. Perfect. You should know too much about this.

That's how I even have the chrome extensions talking you swim on my laptop I'm all in I'm all in Lou's that what else I have here. There was I read this this stupid story earlier today I guess this guy in Australia. I got a look up where he was I got really drunk And where was he he was Somewhere in New South Wales. It doesn't say where he was really drunk. Where was he? He was somewhere in New South Wales. It doesn't say where. He was really drunk and started driving and went to McDonald's to the drive-through and he demanded 200 hash browns.

You want to just buy him? I mean, this man. Well, he was trying to buy 200 hash browns. Something Mike had it did. I mean, it's well he was trying to buy got you 200 hash browns So they might kind of dude. Yeah, I'm gonna look at all like we When we what first you tried to get chicken nuggets, but it was the breakfast menu So you couldn't get chicken nuggets so he circled around then had the hash brown idea What got back in the drive through we tried to order 200 hash browns. Well, that would only cost like 300 bucks Yeah, it was like a 230 Australian dollars, but I wouldn't give it to you. Yeah, those are cheap

I think they couldn't make 200 that fast $230,000. But I wouldn't give it to you. Yeah, those are cheap. I think they couldn't make $200 that fast. So I think they got suspicious that he was drunk. So the McDonald's called the police. It was your first clue. And the police showed up and did a breathalyzer. I knew I'm gonna arrested him. It just makes me think of the McNuggets no more bullshit video.

Yeah, well, somebody shows up at 8.30 in the morning in order to McNuggets to arrest them anyway. I mean, that just seems like a good thing to do. 450 a.m. on a Saturday. 450 a.m.? Well, I did. Oh, that's seems like a good thing to do. 4.50 a.m. on a Saturday. 4.50 a.m.? Well, I did. Oh, that's a big nugget time. Yeah, I mean, that's like late, right?

Yeah, it's like you want to eat fried and breaded chicken at 4. Yeah. When you're drunk, yeah. 4 is the next day. I can understand 3. 3 is like very late. That was the last time. 4.50 is the sun.

Yeah, the sun's coming up soon. 4.50 is like that's somebody who got up early to go to work. Yeah, you'd be swearing at the sun at that point. It'd be so mad. Yeah. I just want my 200 hash brown. Oh, what did you want? The car would smell like I smoke.

Great. I love hash browns. I mean, that's not a hash brown. So good. That's like the only reason I go for breakfast and McDonald's is so I can get whatever and then a hash brown as well Those hash browns are ever had a McDonald's hash brown. They're good. They're really good. I make them at home now. They come in a sheath Yeah, oh yeah, he just pull them out. It protects you so you don't burn your hand

So a little paper envelope It could be wonderful So delicious, but like not at all hash browns. They're not, they're just potato cakes is what they are. Was that what hash brown is? Fried potato cakes. Well hash browns are like individual. Hash browns are shredded up and you can listen to this man, some of that is.

But they're just putting it in a form. Yeah, I got breath seal that in. My hash brown was like a cut cylinder of a perfect cake. Yeah, no, this is like a big french fry. I love it. Yeah, it's like a big tater, this is a big French fry. I love it. Yeah, I think a big tater tot. The big tater tot nailed it. A tater tot.

I would call those hash browns. No big on toss. Is this the same ingredients though, right? It's potatoes. Yeah. Right. And oil hash browns and French fries and much better. Go ahead and say, you know, I think the tater tots

rolls. They're saying like hash browns are the same things as mashed potatoes. Right. What's wrong with you? I'm just trying to be argument about it. I don't even know why. or Todd's role. So you're saying like hash browns are the same things as mashed potatoes. Right. What's wrong with you? I'm just trying to be argumentative. I don't even know why I'm doing it. I was just trying to be an asshole.

You don't like to over Thanksgiving give you hash browns for Thanksgiving dinner. That's wrong. Yeah. What you guys have? What you got to. What you got to for Thanksgiving dinner? What do you do?

Do you do anything, Kevin? Just go to wherever the mag goes me to go. And we'll be all the sides. Yeah, what you have? Broccoli rice casserole. Really? Yeah. We like something weird.

The weirdest thing I've seen on Thanksgiving is the cranberry sauce that is just like tapped out of a can and then sliced. I tweeted about that. You did? Just a couple days ago. I think giving. It is debate.

Yeah. It looks repulsive. I'm huge debate with you. Yeah. Like, I don't eat it. And I was helping my mom out and she had me just go What? That's perfect. And then she was like slice it along the can bridges like just like this.

And I was like, why would you do that? That is disgusting. I was like, when you mash it up so it resembles a homemade. Wouldn't that be much better? Yeah, I want to split it. But this is an out I grilled her on how she eats it. She's like, I get a little like gelatinous to split it. I need to eat it, but this is an out, I grilled her on how she eats it. She's like, I get a little gelatinous quarter of it and I spear with my fork with my turkey and eat it like that.

It's so good. The insolomy. The cranberries are like a religion to some people. There's, I've been to places where they have to have that. The can, it has to look like the can. And they can't eat it any other way. And then there's other people who are like, I will not eat that garbage. I want real cranberry. It's so satisfying to pull out the can, it has to look like the can. And they can't eat it any other way. And then there's other people who are like, I will not eat that garbage.

I want real cranberry. So satisfying to pull out the can though, because it just is the inside of the can. Like there's not a drop left. Yeah. And it makes that sound, that exact sound. Is there any cranberry in it? Yeah.

It's real fruit. Yeah. Probably. How much? Is it powder? There's a lot of sugar in it, because cranberries are tart. Yeah, they are.

You ever had a hundred percent extra cranberry? Yeah. That's a huge debate. And it, because cranberries are tart. Yeah, they are. You ever had a hundred percent natural cranberry? Yeah. That's a huge debate. I want the right. The one on the right looks like it might actually be homemade. The one on the left looks like a bee. Yeah, the one on the right is homemade. I'm not sure how many of you find that in a jaw.

That's just like cranberry in a jaw. The one on the left is an abomination. Why don't we have a sheen on it? Why don't we turkeys all the time? Like, we only make them maybe twice a year. You can do turkeys whenever you want. You can just go to the store and buy a turkey and then make a turkey and you have turkey for two weeks.

I do ground turkey a lot for meals. Yeah, I get that, but that's not the same thing. Mech does turkey bacon. Mm-hmm. Which is good. Turkey bacon is good. We say mech and turkey in the same set of the subway is mech and turkey.

Tuckies good, itting and turkey. Turkeys turkey. Christmas food. What's's good. Ittinglin' is turkey. Christmas food. What's that? In England, they have it Christmas. I invited her on the podcast and she said, no. No, like she'd be clear. She was otherwise occupied.

On a trip? Yeah, she's on a trip. I'm not even gonna say, but yeah. She was doing something. I looked up the ingredients for Ocean spray Jellied cranberry sauce. That's exactly what we had. Let's see.

It is cranberries, high fructose corn syrup. Corn syrup water. So it's like, what percent? Super sugar and sugar and cranberries and fruit and fruit, fruit sugar and sugar. Yeah. What is this? How much is this? This is I'm all about gravy. You don't even need that stuff. I'm all about gravy. It's so good. A sixth of a can, they're serving sizes are all fucked up. 100 to 25. 100 grams of carbs. I don't eat bread. I don't eat bread.

I don't eat bread. What do you eat after Thanksgiving? I don't. I would rather eat more Thanksgiving food. I'd rather eat bread, I think. Cubs. Yeah. Jordan's family makes his stuffing,

so they always make me now a bowl of the stuffing that they make. It's incredible. It's basically just white bread and a bunch of other stuff. Deliciousness. Yeah, it's so good though. So my family has this traditional stuffing recipe that I actually, there's good, I guess it's out now. The latest double gold box has some goodness in it

and has that recipe. Oh yeah. I included it. Nice. Does your family have the knife that soars? Like the mechanical one? Yeah. We have one, but we don't use it.

No really. No, it just makes family have that. They really do the one that they do. It looks like a hedge trimmer. Yeah. They use it? I feel like most people own one, but most people never use it. So yeah, we got that thing.

What's easier to use around? It's also the only time a year I use that fork with the big two long times, you know, that the carving. Damn it. I didn't use that. What are you gonna do? I should have used it in the drawer for another year. When did folks add the third prong? Oh, they have four prongs, don't they? Time. Oh, wait. Yeah, they do have four.

Yeah. When did, because in game, it's run as they're always just using two. It's so cool. Yeah. And it's like, that would work. It's probably once a machine could make it and a human didn't have to do it. They're like, I put four on there.. It's so cool. Yeah, and it's like, that would work. I'd probably want some machine could make it, and a human didn't have to do it. They're like, I put four on there. Honestly, it's for you. You probably did, you get away with one, two,

and then stabby, chopstick. You can't eat off a chopstick. You can, yeah, I can eat off a chopstick. That's cool to kabab. All day long. That's how my fried chicken was off a chopstick. But it wouldn't be so good. People like chopsticks.

You want to go to the carnival right after this? No, God no. Really? No. It's on my way home. You know what we should do? Me to there. You should eat two cans people like Farps' sticks. You wanna go to the carnival right after this? No, god no. Really? No. You know what we should do? Me to there. You should eat two cans of jelly cranberry and then go like the bird and then go on the carnival.

Well, we ate I hop with the boys and then went. So that was a big debate and then they were fine. They came up with the best idea that I'm trying to convince Trevor to do. Mm. Tell me, tell me between the shows. Yeah. All right, well speaking of which, we need to wrap this up. Oh, we do. All. Tell me, tell me, between the shows. Yeah. All right, well speaking of which, we made a wrap this up.

Oh, we do. All right. So thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you guys next week. Thanks, Postom. Bye. The Postom Show. Ah. music playing Do you like apples?

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