Rooster Teeth Podcast - Xenomorph Milf Manor - #746

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

Join Gus Sorola, Blaine Gibson, Blizzb3ar, and Drew Saplin as they talk about Milf Manor, Future Drugs, The Tiktok Ban, Super Mario Movie, Murders in Austin, and more! This episode is sponsored by Helix Sleep and Sunday!  -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. -Go to http://getsunday.com/ROOSTER at checkout to get 20% off. See RTP LIVE at The Moontower Just For Laughs Festival! April 19th in Austin, Texas https://www.austintheatre.org/moontower-comedy  RTX Tickets are on sale NOW! RTX Austin July 7th-9th - https://www.rtxaustin.com/ Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Gus. You seem very, you didn't ask until the last second. I'm for Gus. I was like, okay, I know the order, but I was like, wait, am I supposed to say anything else? How do you ever watch this show before? It's to say, welcome. We're doing a podcast here, you did fine.

I think, and I don't think they had sound up yet. Yeah, it's fine. I'm fine. We need to tell the story, We need to tell the story leading up to the podcast. The five minutes prior and why this situation is the way that it is. So, because Gus is sitting on the couch, and that's never been done before. I've sat on the couch before.

I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and here I am. I came in, Gus was sitting there. I sat down here, because no one else was here. Didn't even know who's on the podcast. I think Blizzard mentioned you were. Blizzard came up and said, can I sit there? sat down here, because no one else was here. Didn't know who was on the podcast. I think Blizzard mentioned you were. Blizzard came up and said, can I sit there? And I said, I'd like to sit here.

And he said, okay, he walked off. The Drew came in. When this was happening, I was talking to Tyler about something related to the podcast. So I didn't hear that conversation. So the Drew came in and he said, can I sit there? I don't want to sit on the couch. And I said, Blizzard's in question.

If you guys do rock paper scissors, I'll let whoever wins, sit in this chair. I'll move to the couch. And then Gus just said, just sit on the couch and I said, Blizz asks the same question, if you guys do rock paper scissors, I'll let whoever wins, sit in this chair, I'll move to the couch. And then guess just to sit on my side. No, I'm not gonna let the paper scissors. And then Blizz walking back in and you're just still in your chair. And you still in your chair.

He didn't win rock paper scissors. Those were the terms of the, there was no rock paper scissors needed because I had the chair that I wanted. I just wanted to sit in the chair. So if we do rock paper scissors right now, will you give me the chair? Yeah, you and Drew, you and Drew, you give me the chair? Yeah, you and you. You do.

I do. Why? It's your idea. Okay. Rock paper scissors shoot. Okay, well, I'm fucking right. Dead, dead, rock, smash.

All of you listening at home, blame played rock, blizz, played scissors. Welcome back to the international rock paper scissors. It's an old video now, but I still watch it every now and then, the rock paper scissors competition amongst like all the J-pop

Group members have ever seen that no no it is fucking classic It's like whoever it's like a big rock paper scissors tournament whoever wins gets like upgraded from like the junior leagues leagues of a J-pop Group up to like the main group. Oh my god. So it's like potentially a big deal for them. Yeah. It's like the last 30. Do you think that that's the highest stakes rock paper scissors game ever made in history? We should do that with the Texas governor.

Yeah. Just, just, everybody can play. Shocking, I choose rock every time. Some of the things. We can do it at RIT. I'll be the CEO, it's been. Yeah. Rock paper scissors.

Oh my way to the top. My way to the top. That's why I'm here to destroy everything. Uh, we, nah, that's personal. No. Wait, what was it? What was it? So sometimes I shower, I work out with my girlfriend, sometimes we shower together.

Oh, okay. Whatever. And then we have a, like a glass thing, so I'll squeegee it. So then we have to determine every time based on a rock-pipper scissors game who's gonna stay into squeegees, Shard, who gets to like, dry off and go out of the bathroom. And I've learned that my girlfriend picks rock every time,

and I don't know if she knows that I know this. So I've just been picking paper, and she's been like, I'm gonna tell her. I'm gonna tell her. I think, yep. Well, I choose scissors all the time, because it says it.

I pick rock, because I'm gonna guess that you're the only person I know who's played like the most naked person who's ever played rock paper scissors. Everybody have met. You've played rock paper scissors the most naked. But also there's two people in the shower. That's like not enough space. So the bathroom is my sacred. The bathroom is my sacred place.

This is the one place that was left for me. No one's a lot. Well, yeah, no, it's where you're most vulnerable. She walked in on me pissing today. I was pretty Turned around. You have a Monday of Monday. Yeah, she's a Monday. You're Monday sucks. No Have any of you started watching or have any of you watched beef on Netflix yet. I will. I've heard the game. Heard about it. Okay, there's a deal. It's about road rage? Yeah, the gist of it is two angry people and the things they do to each other as a result of road rage, like escalating revenge.

There's a scene early on, I believe it's in the first episode where one of them finds where the other one lives. But so person A finds where person B lives. Person B doesn't know what A looks like. Let's him in the house, he goes to the bathroom and pisses all over the bathroom It's I mean like runs out like runs back to his car so it's a comedy because they made a horror movie about yeah It's like I like

What the not your hard way that's the guy from my cubicle romance. It has a hard bummer. Yeah It has juice up on it actually. I'd love to that be great What was the horror movie one called? Gridlock. Rush hour. No. No, it was like, it was like some, it was some kind of, it was like, you just had to pick this day of all days.

It was like my bad day. And it's like falling down. Any fucking hells is falling down. However, falling down is such a great movie. I was thinking about that the other day. Oh man, I could really watch falling down right now. What, you all see on the couch? It's like, I'm watching a tennis show.

I know, I feel, I'm the best chair. I hate it. I hate seeing on the couch, which is like, I was like, I'm never over there because I can look at everyone. I've never had producers. You wouldn't be sitting on the couch. Yeah, this is the best seat.

Yeah, it's like everyone's right in the line of sight. And then the cameras are also like out of my non-dominant eyes. You don't really see them. In that chair, you're like, oh, I is the best seat. Yeah, it's like everyone's right in the line of sight. And then the cameras are also like out of my non-dominant eyes. You don't really see them. In that chair, you're like, oh, I see the cameras. So this feels like I'm hanging out with friends. Yeah, Blaine, maybe if you weren't such a bitch, you. Sounds like a sore lizard. I don't know if it's a sore lizard.

Okay. Hey, I want to give a quick reminder that we're doing an event at the Moon Tower just for last festival. It's coming up next week. I think on the 19th. I'm going. Yeah You'd be there. Yeah, I'm not gonna be on stage, but I'll be in the audience Meet Drew I'm here and now and I'll be there then starts at 6 p.m Across from the Paramount Theater 800 Congress Avenue. There's a happy hour before the show

If you want to check out another show afterwards podcast but outside. They're fucking great. Jeff's gonna be there Jeff Ramsey. He'll be on stage. Yeah, he'll be. You'll probably meet him afterwards, but I'll be in the crowd. Go get drunk.

Yeah, he's a preacher. Yeah, he'll get tickets now. You're gonna be drunk. Yeah, yeah, I'll go to I'll get drunk with you. Really? Yeah, bliss. We're gonna send a very back and drunk with bliss and yeah, we're able to spend the Yeah, I know the 19 what days that

Wednesday to Wednesday You had some some trouble some trouble this weekend didn't you do? So I was hospitalized That's not a joke, but like kind of That's not a joke, but like kind of. What's that? Maybe. I sent a picture of like my hospital ring and stuff. Your hospital ring?

It's not a hospital ring. No, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No. During Easter weekend, no. Did you go to security and say, I have a bunch of Easter eggs, so I didn't know my name.

And they're all gone. You got to find them on me and in my body. No, what happened was my flight got delayed three times. So I was supposed to land back in Maryland at like four and I got in at 9.29.30. PM? And so that kind of just threw a wrench in everything and I was like, oh, it's okay. When the plane landed though, you know how you get pressure in your ears. Yeah, yeah

That pressure did not leave For about four hours and I tried every technique with the hold your nose blow swallow whatever you want to do for that Why is that funny Blaine nothing? Yeah, really? Yeah, what was that? I thought we were all being adults blowing it's wall. I'm telling you about my trauma right now and you're getting. Ah! Real villain arc there. Oh, I love this chair. It's so nice.

But I tried everything and I'm just like driving home in this rental car. They gave me a Jeep, by the way. It was really cool. Nice. A Jeep Compass. Oh, no. They gave it to you.

You probably paid for it. Well, yeah, I paid for it, but like I wasn't supposed to get that one. They were like, we're gonna upgrade you to a Jeep and I was like, oh, no, don't do it. Nice. But I'm driving home on the back roads and then I get pulled over by the cops. Oh, God.

Oh, fuck, dude. So I've delayed flight. I can't hear out of my ear. I lost about 80% of my hearing because of that. So I couldn't hear much and I had to like read mounts, which isn't a problem for me. The cop pulls me over and goes, hey, did you know that you were going 75 on a 40? And I was like, I'll be honest, no, I didn't. And I was like, I'll be honest, I've had such a weird day.

I also can't hear, so like I will be directly looking at you while reading your lips and stuff. And I was like, also my flight was delayed, and I'm just trying to get to the hotel and then go to the hospital. And they were like, okay, cool. We'll just need your license and registrations and stuff and they took it and they came back

and they were like, I'm supposed to give you a ticket. But I'm going to give you a warning because it seems like you've just had a deal. Oh, hey. I busted out crying and then she goes, you don't have to cry. You don't have to cry. You don't have to cry.

Don't get, keep my emotions. I'm gonna cry, but she was like, you don't have to cry. You don't have to cry. Don't get keep my emotions. I'm gonna cry, but she's like, you don't have to cry. It's like, A-OK. And I was like, no, she's been like a fucking day. She's like, fucking day. She's like, stop resisting my kindness. I'm like, oh god. But then I drive home, I stay on the speed limit,

like 45 the entire time. I thought it was a 40. Oh god, he's breaking the log in. You learn nothing. Can you not go five over? No, it's not the speed limit plus five. It's the speed limit. It's not like an unspoken rule that's like,

you can't go, can you go five over? No. I'm a great driver. I'm a great driver since I was 16. I've been driving for like 10 years now. But I get back to the hotel and I immediately like emit myself into a hospital. And I get back to the hotel and I immediately emit myself into a hospital and the doctor checks my ears and stuff

and he's like, your eardrums are completely red. But it's not blood, so it's fine. Oh, okay. What you're gonna have to do is just take these pills and then good luck going to sleep. What was with it? Why was it inflamed? So fun fact.

Fun fact that I feel like this is information I should have known as an adult. So my, I went home to celebrate my mom's birth there. Okay. And I was just going to get the dinner table. I tell her about my ear pressure thing. And she was like, oh, remember when you were three and you had ear drainage issues?

So we had to do that surgery for that. And I said, what? No, I was three. I said, no, let's talk about that more. I guess because there's information that I feel like I should have known as an adult. Seems important. Seems might have been important. She's like, yeah there's information that I feel like I should have known as an adult. Seems important. Seems might have been important.

She's like, yeah, no, and that's why you always have issues with your ear draining and stuff. You haven't flown a lot. I started flying, not planes, but I started being on a plane when I was 13 and then I stopped and then I haven't done it since. But now you've just been flying. Now I've been flying, flying, flying.

So I wasn't gonna run into that issue most likely, unless I was like at a mountain or some shit like that. So she was like, yeah, you should probably like see if you can get your ears drained or something. And I said, mom, I feel like this is information I should have known, especially as an adult going to doctors. And now you do. And now I know.

So right now I have about like 80% of my hearing back. It's still muffled in this year, but like I can hear mostly out of this. I hear it. What's the good side of the podcast? What's the solve for like the future of flot? Do you get special? Your mouth is there?

Oh, I doped myself up on like, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you prevent it? So it's a, it was a congestion thing for me. So I had to take, just on a airplane doing a nutty

Just give me one quick. So where'd you get that liquid from? Yeah, yeah, but I took a like sinus pose and then I took like a no spray But I took too much of it. Oh, and that's also an issue because if you take too much of it One of the side effects is your tongue gets numb So I'm sitting on the plane, tongue numb, ears still doing the pressure, and I'm just like mentally just going through it. And I made it back home and I went to sleep. That's all I got. I survived. And sometimes whenever you like lift really, really heavy, my ears will also

just completely like, and I feel like I can't talk, but I can hear my own voice rattling throughout my head. Can you do the thing where you like, flex your ears and you hear the roar? Does anybody else have that? You can, okay. So it's no neither of you.

You're like tight-knit, you're like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. If I don't do this, I'm doing it. It's like a roar in my ears right now. Yeah, is that normal? It's like a thing that some people have and some people know. I think more like a rumble. Is that normal?

Yeah. Yeah. It's really good. It's just scary though. And it's like, it doesn't feel right. Feel like you need to keep yawning or there's some body function that isn't clicking and that's terrifying. I'm sorry.

I could feel like the bubble of air behind my ear. Yeah. Cause like anytime I moved it, I was like, oh cool. I can move like my head down and I'm like, oh, I can hear more. Oh, that's weird. Jesus. I don't know I pull I ended up like on the plane ended up yawning to a point where you could hear like a fart sound coming out of my ears That's a pressure releasing which I was so happy about but yeah, I can hear a little bit now her here more It explains a lot because today when I came into the office You said hey or something and I said hey, and I said like oh, yeah, what's going on with love? but now her here more. It explains a lot cause today when I came into the office,

you said, hey, or something and I said, hey, and I said, like, what's going on with the lovable? It's like said something to you and you were just like on your computer, no headphones, just like ignoring me. Oh yeah, no, I was like, I didn't know if you'd said, hey to me or someone on the phone and I was just like really self-conscious.

What was going on with the economy? Wait, when did you say, hey, when you walked in? Yeah, I thought, you want to know what I thought? What'd you say? I thought you came into the office, didn't say shit to me, and I thought you were mad at me, and I was like, okay. Okay, truth be told, I've been having a bad day.

I didn't say anything to you. This is how war starts. Yeah. I was like, oh, Blaine must have had like a day, which is why I asked. I was like, how's your day? Because I sense that your day was asked. Oh no.

Yeah, me and Blaine like each other. I forgot, you mentioned that you forgot Easter was his past weekend. I went to, on Friday, I went and I picked up some food at Rudy's in a barbecue place here in town. And when I was grabbing it, the guy behind the counter was like, so when you plants for Easter this weekend, I was like, oh no, I forgot grabbing it, the guy behind the counter was like, so, and you plan to re-ster this weekend? I was like, oh no, I forgot, it was Easter.

He's like, oh, okay, not gonna go to church or anything? Oh, I was like, well, I think if I forgot it's Easter, I'm probably not gonna end up in church. Was he trying to get you to go? I don't know, I was like, like, what is that follow up? I was like, you try to convert you. Is that an inappropriate question? I'd like my barbecue now, dude.

Thanks. Two loves of Red Pleas for Christ. So that's how I found out. It was Easter this past year. Yeah, I think Easter is really cool. It's the gay community loves Easter because it's like when Jesus came out. I thought it was the pastel colors.

Oh, I mean. I did see an Easter note card and it was for a was for a church and I was like oh, bisexual flag so Yeah, I will the buyers are taking over religion now Apparently I've been loving like Easter jokes though like Jesus came twice or Jesus came out and stuff like that I just think it's funny. It's a fun time. I was great. I love how tone deaf church church can be Oh my god. You ever see like no words and it's like, there's one who's like, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. And it's like, quoted Jesus.

Do you see the church that like, it's in Manitoba, it's in Canada and every year they do a different movie or show on Easter and they crucify a different person. Yeah, it's the Avengers Church. And so one year it was the Avengers and they crucified Captain America. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And then one year they did it and it was the Avengers Church. And so one year it was the Avengers and they crucified Captain America. I'm the, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. And then one year they did it

and it was the Lion King. It was the Lion of Judah and they crucified Semba. Just straight up like, it's a dude in the lion costume like on a cross. And then this year, this year was Beauty and the Beast. And they crucified Belle. Oh my God. Well, she is a center.

Technically. Oh no. Loki is crucifying Tony Stark? Yeah. Oh yeah. And like the guy has like the facial hair and everything. It's like that church in Manitoba, but then I grew up in Tulsa and Tulsa has some wild shit today. There's this church called church on the move. Have you ever seen that like the Christmas show, like the drummers floating out into the

audience? Like it's all these like like a. Oh, I have seen that. Yeah. That's church on the move folks. That is like a fucking like a, Oh, I have seen that. Oh, yeah. That's church on the move folks.

That is, like a fucking like a pink Floyd concert. But yeah, yeah, and it's like they do like laser shows and shit. It's like, I have to say, and I don't know if it is because these are Sunday or like what my brain did to give me there, but I had that one song. Oh, God. It's nice. Oh, yeah.

You stuck my head all day. Oh, I was like, I don't want to sing this. I fucking had. Having now done edibles for a few years, I want nothing more than to go to church just absolutely ripped. This is a 4.23 podcast. Is it not? I need you to. Yeah.

It's 10 days from now. Delta, Delta eight. Yeah, Delta eight and Delta nine was illegal in Austin. I saw on the grocery store the other day. Not okay. You're pulling some out. I was driving over here by the office, like down over here, I think on Cameron,

there's like that, that willy's over there. And we've got a sign out front that says like Delta eight, but it's got like the Greek symbol for Delta. On the number eight, yeah, like the triangle's like, that's like some future shit. Like you saw that in the Valleon signs. You'd be like Delta eight. Yeah, and you're 2020, you're buying your Greek letter eight. If you went back to like 1994, like, you're like, you're like Delta eight. Yeah, and you're 2020, you're buying your Greek letter eight.

If you went back to like 1994, I'm like, oh yeah, we do Delta eight in the future. Like, they got future drugs. They don't pay. What was Delta's one through seven? Yeah. Why is Delta's one through seven? Turns out it's just a shitty version of weed.

That sucks, man. It's a regular. Yeah, but sometimes I'll see stuff like that. Like, oh, that's like, that's like some future that. I'd be like, oh, that's like, that's like some future shit. You'd see it in a movie. That's like some sci-fi future drugs. I'm kind of upset.

So I personally don't believe in doing for 20. But I'm personally upset when I move from Maryland, I lost my medical card. Cause like, I'm medically allowed to have weed, but I don't think I'm allowed to anymore. In tech, well, this is, it varies, cause like in Austin,

I don't think that they, okay, I think I'm allowed to anywhere. In Texas? It varies, because like in Austin, I don't think that they... Okay, I think you're just got it. You're talking about the medical card. Yeah, I'm talking about medical card. A medical life. So, does that... Like, it's state-to-state, right? It's state-to-state.

So, it doesn't matter either way in Texas. So, in Maryland, if you have insomnia, depression, or anxiety, you can get a medical card. You have all three of those. Okay, we're talking about that. Okay. Sorry, what was the point of that? That was a point of that.

Hey, I'm gonna have you take the guys' chair. Yeah, thanks for being an ally. Anyways, so you can have that, but then also I suffer from optical aneurysms, which is what I was going to say. Yeah, we were. What are optical aneurysms? So, when you have an aneurysm in your brain, it can kill you when it's,

right, it's not to go aneurysm, it's just like behind your eyes. But is it like, what does it look like? Like the flashy flashy? It's like a bunch of floaties. Can it kill your eyes? It can, if not treated. I have like an optical migraine thing that like,

I get those sometimes. Yeah, that's something you're real sleepy. And then I wake up and I wanna throw up her work. Yeah. Well, that's the reason I care a lot about accessibility in video games, which I showed before, but I can't watch flashing light things or I have motion blur or anything like that

because I'll just throw up. I had never experienced that and then I started taking some meds and we went to the Goodwill and my partner was showing me a shirt that had a bunch of little stripes on it and my brain went, no. And I had something weird and like some wires got crossed and I had to go sit in the car. Like it was, you got it.

You got it. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. Yeah. Yeah. Because I've been going through watching old shows like Sailor Moon in X Files, they did not ease off of the flashy.

Yeah. Because that's before all that like warning. There was like an episode of Pokemon. in X-Files, they did not ease off of the flashing. So it's before all that, like, warnings and- There was like an episode of Pokemon they couldn't show in America because it would just like seize the kids up. That's like every fucking episode. Whenever they eliminated a certain type of bad guy, their animation was red and white flashing lights. With like a two-didid Maryland. Okay. And then when I moved to Texas, I was trying to see

if there was like any way that I can continue like getting my medicated weed. And they were like, well, no, you have to have like, oh my god, it's polygon. What is it? Yeah, that's, it's a lot. Is it that, is it so much? That's the scene that did you look at the Pikachu's?

Yeah, you do. What is it? It's polygon, like the Pokemon polygon doing like, a bit of a suck or something. I can look at it. Okay. It's not so. Oh, fuck me, man.

Oh, shit, my stomach. Yeah, it's, oh god, okay. That was intense. But yeah, unless you like, I don't want to say like a terminal illness or something like that. But that's what it used to be. It might have changed a little bit. Yeah, a lot of times when people have cancer,

they will let you do pot so that you can be hungry because a lot of times chemo makes you super queasy. So you just get the munchies because you smoked some weed. Yeah, I'm never gonna eat again after watching that Pokemon clip. Why? Why? I can't. It's destroyed me.

What? We'll get gusts some weed. So I'm like unclear what the law, so at the end of the day, in Austin, it doesn't matter in Texas, I'm not gonna go out and smoke in public or any of that shit. The confusing thing is that Delta nine is the same as weed. Yes.

That's the same thing, except for Delta eight and Delta nine legally in Texas, it's all derived from a different plant. Okay. And then the weirdest part is that the machines to test if you have hemp weed or weed weed or so expensive that nobody, no police department in Texas is going to spring for the tester.

So if you have flour on you that's Delta 8 flour, they can't tell the difference, so everything's kind of fine. I hate Texas. Welcome. I hate Texas. Everything's super confusing. It's super confusing. It's racist or homophobic. And super gatekeeping of random things, but I don't know.

Well, the newest thing, and this is like all over the subreddit, we don't have to get too far into it, because it might get political fast. But well, ever since the George Floyd protests happened during like the peak pandemic, APD has not been as on top of things, not that they were ever like our star studded cast of cops, you know, like we weren't the best city in terms of our police force. Well, now I think our new mayor invited the state troopers in. So like there's been an uptick in traffic stops, which like traffic stop, if they're gonna like enforce like road stuff, like Austin drivers are the fucking worst, but it is kind of scary that we have like a huge police force

in Austin again. Eric Vador said all Austin drivers. Everybody in Austin drives like they're lost. Yeah. That's the only way to put it. No one knows around about here. No, no, not at all. I've only got one right by the studio. So you're saying you're pro cop.

No, that's not that's not that's not good. You also hate women and I keep bringing this up every time. What is the one thing coming from? Is that everybody? Last time I told you you hate women, you were like, no, I have one at home I think I'm back That was a good one No, that's not the truth

Anyways, there's just like you the showers, right? There's a ton of stations around there like pulling people over and stuff like that And it's weird, it's a weird time in Austin right now Oh, that's why you said they were quiet quitting when you sent me information about the Austin serial killer. That guy says doesn't exist. It's lady bird late. Here's the thing. I think there's a serial killer.

A serial killer. I think it's a cop. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. So just before we start anything, we are not detectives.

We are not professionals in the crime scene. It's not, it's obviously if y'all think there's a serial killer. It's nothing. Well, to catch people up, they've been finding bodies in Lady Bird Lake and there's also... How many? Over the course of the last year, I think there was like, what, 13, 14?

Over the last couple years. Five over the last nine years. Five over the last nine years? No. I don't think so. No, it's been quite few. Go look at the subreddit. There's like an up-to-date list.

But anyways, there's also been an increased number of people getting roofied in downtown, specifically, Rainey Street. And a lot of these people have been going missing from Rainey Street. So there's like a correlation. The geography makes no sense to me. Three bodies in the last six weeks, Gus,

we had to fuck up, say about that. That's good. But here's the thing that doesn't make sense to me is like, people like, oh, I went to Rainy Street and then I fell in the river. Or like, I fell into Lady Bird Lake. Like, that's where they find the bodies. They like, they went to Rainy Street

and they fell in Lady Bird Lake. I can't think of my brain where Rainy and Lady Bird Lake like intersect. It's like right there. It's like, if you just go right behind Hotel Van Zan. Yeah, it's like kinda close. It's also not close enough that like, fuck, I thought it was the other way.

No, I'm an idiot. No, yeah, it's right there. But why is it the next corner now? And then you're in the water. You think about your life and then now you're drowned. But why are there so much more here lately? Why is it just now a problem? I see a blackout truck coming out.

But whether it's getting nicer, whether it's getting nicer. It's warming up, it's not cold anymore. People are okay, well. Oh, Gus is a serial killer. Gus is a serial killer. Because a cold denier. What is it called?

Zucosis. Everybody's got zucosis. What's that? It's when animals are put into the zoo and then they go kind of crazy in the zoo. Like they exhibit signs of psychosis. There's like a people believe, because of COVID, because we were all cooped up,

we might have gotten a little I think people are a little aggro The other day we were we were driving out to tape anima and I was leaving The office we were driving through the roundabout and I stayed in my lane someone who did not know how to use the roundabout almost hit me Okay, I didn't I do anything right. I just kept driving in my lane. We didn't hit each other. The two lanes converge when you south up 35 and she got in line behind me. We got down to the southbound front and drove to 35 where it goes on to airport.

We got to do the turnaround to get back north up 35. We pulled up to the light and there's a truck in front of me. I can't get into the turnaround because just like, because just traffic's backed up. So I'm like, I stopped there, in my review mirror, I could see her like throwing her hands up and like getting really mad. Same lady. Yeah, oh my god.

So I like, I turn around and I just make like the, like, like point of like your short. Your jacket's small. No, I was like, I point like, it's not in a fru, and then she, it just like super angrily, just flipped me off. And I was like, I can't go. Like, I physically can't move.

Guys, at that point, you hit that car. I don't care. I was put down in the reverse, hit her. Say it was the air with all. It was all, it was. Elon did it. I've seen people like get out of their cars recently. Like on a couple of a couple.

Like, like, everybody's just stopped in traffic and like an old man like creeps out of his car like yell at somebody and it's just like, bro, like, I'll go all. The car like yelling at somebody and it's just like, bruh, like, I'll go all. The fucking worst is whenever it's their fault, like in gust of situation, but they put the blame on you. I've had more road-rate incidents

where I've just been buying my fucking business and I'm getting the biggest finger because they like cut me off and I'm like, I gave them a hunt, like, hate that shit. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing worse than being, like, someone else is clearly in the wrong, and then they flip you off, like,

no, I didn't do anything. Yeah. That's, I feel like this world needs more situations where they can fuck around and find out, because that's a situation. Yeah. That person is fucking around. Right.

They didn't find out. You could have, they're not gonna find out for me. Yeah. I'm not blaming you. I'm not the fun guy. It was a woman. There's no no bling. Oh, yeah, okay. I stopped perpetuating the narrative that I fucking hit women. I don't like this order Lane's a good ally and I want to be very clear. I'm not playing to good ally and a good person Good person. And that, that, that, that, that you cut your facial hair.

It's one day. It's one day. Anybody ever wanted to. You, you cut your facial hair like that one time where your partner wasn't there for like a week and then. No, that was like, that was like handlebars. Sometime, okay, I haven't shaved, shaved, and I feel like 15 years.

Blaine gave me a complex about my facial hair. What a wall. I used to, I used to like razor shave it, like straight razor shave it, and then Blaine was like, you look better with stubble. One day, he just walked up inside that nose. Bull fucking shit. Did I really? You look good with stubble.

I'm fine with it. And then I was like, that's probably true. So then I just haven't gone clean shave. And did I say that? You did. Blaine seemed super shocked. Man, everyone's like, shit. You think you're the only person who easily gets complexes?

Absolutely not. Man, that's right, Drew. It's super weird that you're like saying all these things about other people, making them love themselves, but are you loving yourself? Wait, were you insulted by what I said? No, I wasn't insulted. I just took it and was like, maybe Blaine has a point.

Yeah. Okay. It was like a bad thing. I'm never clean-shaving my face again, but maybe that's not a bad thing. Oh, yeah, I saw that as a good thing. Yeah, that was a good combo. Anyways, I was just like emphasizing the mustache and leaving this still a little bit.

You go on the full burn side? I've done that before, but I look like it was a toss-up between the Confederacy and the Union. Well, so I'm just going to not do that. Burnside? Yeah. Journal Burnside. Yeah. See?

It's very, very tender, casual fallout. Yeah, and giving. It's giving. It's giving him. Oh, is that is that it was been released Henry Cavill in fallout? No, no, no, and uh, mission possible for he reloads his fists. Oh right right Oh, I saw the Mario movie I'm seeing Mario movie. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it. I'm seeing it this weekend, I think. Spoilers.

What the fuck are we talking about? Like the Mario movie? They find Luigi and Princess Peach by the end. Spoilers. Whoa. Let me guess she was in another castle. Whoa. The Mario movie was mid.

Oh. Oh, okay. I'll take from Drew Sathletes. I heard it was. Come for money. Here's what I'll say about it Sattletz. I heard it was... Come from money. Here's what I'll say about it. No, all right. I think that I am okay and I'm perfectly fine with the fact that that movie was not made

for me. It was made for my nephew and I think he fucking loved it and that's okay with it. Did you go with your nephew? No, unfortunately I went with you. Just my girlfriend. I think it's cute though because it's kind of continuing the love for Mario throughout the generations. Yeah. That's cool. I was looking it up here and the it's cute though, because it's kind of continuing the love for Mario throughout the generations. Yeah, so I think that's cool.

I was looking it up here, and the Mario movie on Rotten Tomatoes has, or was it, I just had it here. Fuck, fuck me, oh there it is. 56% Critics score, but 96% audience score. I think I side with the Critics alone, which is better. But again, also, a bunch of adults are critics.

You don't have a five year don't have like a five year old critic being like, Mario, it was fucking great. And I wanna hear from that kid, because that's who it was made for. And as compared to the movie I Saw This Weekend, which has a 96% critic score and a 69% audience score. What was that? It was like a small, any movie called Return to Soul.

Oh yeah. I was not a fan. I will not be returning to Soul. Did you? You just get an AFS. I did. It's only a place I was not a fan. I will not be returning to Seoul. Did you? You just get an AFS. That did. It's only a place I was showing you. I just want them to show like two more movies a day.

Just two more. That's it. It's a really nice theater. It's a great. It's my favorite. The popcorn was awesome. I will say the Galaxy Highland and the AFS theater are my top two theaters in town. Right next to each other.

Yeah. I can't go to Galaxy Highland. You can walk in any time. I walked into the Mario movie five minutes before it started, got seats set down. So, I think the last three times I saw, it's been a while. The last movie I saw it, Galaxy Highland was Toy Story 3. But the last three times I saw a movie there, there was a dude getting a blowjob in the parking lot.

What? I was telling my movie. I was like, I'm not doing this anymore. I was so, I was just kidding. I was just kidding. A premium movie theater. Like where they give you like food and stuff. I pick. They give'm not doing this anymore. That's pretty cool. I was a premium movie theater. Like where they give you like food stuff. They give you food in a blanket.

I'm gonna blink. I have to open that. That's the domain place. I think I pick or whatever. I can't handle it like, if you're handing me a blanket or a pillow, I need some sort of like bag around it or like hot sea. I like, I assume they wash it, right?

I assume so, but like, it's also just, did you smell good? Did you know they don't wash them, the ones on the plane? No, I don't. I don't ask for the ones with the plane. What do they do with them? They might wash them at the end of the day,

but throughout the day, it's just like, yeah, you get in the same ones. But I went to go see Cocaine Bear, because I thought it would be funny to go like watch it. It was all right. It's an okay movie. I wanna see that.

I think the trailer spoils a lot of it. Also, it's just the concept of a bear who's on cocaine. True story. Not nearly. Not okay. So that's what I was confused of. Because I was like, oh, true story. So a bear took cocaine and started killing people. No, a bear took cocaine and died immediately. Yes. Yeah. That's all I got for it. I was like, the heck? Okay hook, okay. So it was a real Balushi situation. It's a great try. Anyone? Yeah.

It was an old comedian did a lot of crazy. I know that. SNL. Yeah, no, I know. It was Saturday's live. Okay, I'm 27. I'm not like 18. I'm 27.

I'm 27. You know what I'm talking about? It depends on how you're 20 years before you were born. Oh yeah, that's very. I grew up on Mad TV and that's it. Mad TV's like 20 years before he were born. Oh yeah, that's very. I grew up on Mad TV and that's it. Mad TV's like, I can't remember the actresses, but she's in every video game ever. She's one of the comedians on Mad TV.

Mo Collins. No, there's just like, it's interesting to watch Mad TV because the only Hayver had that one main cast I feel like. They had like a pretty, yeah, there was like a couple of cast, which is weird, that's where key and peel met. So like, they were like the later seasons of Man TV. It's just interesting to watch that cast and what they went on to do.

Cause I feel like there were always kind of like dollar general brands. SNL, but I fucking lost them. They weren't live. So like the entire idea of like a sketch, like something about SNL where it's like, anything could happen, we could break it any minute. Like, Man TV was like, just bad sketches that you got to do multiple times.

Like, it's just, get a live audience or maybe just lap track. Yeah, no, it's live audience. Okay, I don't know, I love Matt TV though. Yeah. A bunch of folks, Wolfasso. Who else? You have the voice of Lois Griffin,

have you got any? Yeah, Alex. Which he's also on Marvelous Miss Maisel. Yeah. I have no idea what Lois Griffin. Have you got any? Yeah, Alex. Which is also on Marvelous Miss Maisel. Yeah. I have no idea what Lois Griffin looks like in real life. Remember she hot? It's um, somehow. For Lois.

The Southern McFarlane's wife is her. Really? I like that. That's a Boasting. What? Right, am I wrong? That's not Southern McFarlane's wife. We had Michael McDonnell too.

What? Michael McDonnell was also in the Mad TV. Yeah, Michael McDonald too. What? Michael McDonald was also in Matt TV. Yeah, what was great? Yeah. Not, oh! Oh, you think an enormous McDonald's thing. I was just kidding. Yeah, yeah.

Just getting stuff before I was not. But I did not realize that she was low. Coates is also saying Bobby Lee. Yeah, Bobby Lee. I was thinking of the other Michael McDonald, the singer. Oh, I think Michael McDonald the singer. Oh No, no, no, what a full believes yep Michael McDonald's like stew it Yeah, I just do it best best best character in the show

That's why he's on American dad not family guy Got it. Oh Deborah Wilson is who's talking about she's like in like every fucking video game She's probably one of the most prolific voice who is as I was talking about. She's like in like every fucking video game. She's probably one of the most prolific voice actors slash like video game performance caption actors. Chet, yes, that's who we're talking about, lady Lillie and Vaibin both said Deborah Wilson. I don't, I have to give credits to voice actors.

I was, I'm not gonna spoil, but I was given this thing that I needed to do. Is there a piece of 20th anniversary content? No. Okay, never mind. It was, we can like, bleep it out, right? No, we're live. People are gonna see it. Okay.

Well, it's like, it's a stinky dragon. So, what is that? It's, it's, okay. So, the point of this is, I'm really bad at doing accents. Did you get cast in campaign two? I don't know. I don't know. You don't know campaign two, Sam.

I don't know. They'll have to listen and don't know. No, campaign two, Sam. I don't know. They'll have to listen and find out. That's how you get people to listen. Oh, OK. I can do that. But I got to task with a British accent and I can't do a British accent.

Yeah, you're in campaign two then. What? Well, now I need to know. Give me like a sentence to say. The car will be late. The car will be late. The, the car will be, oh, God. Oh, God. It's a chili tree cast. Oh, or, and, and I'm playing.

How are you doing? You, oh, chop Gavin. Is it you? I can't, I can't do it. And I felt so bad. Like put it like submitting the voice acting for it. Did you get it? They said it was great and I said oh no So I'm gonna have to continue that so that's horrible. Yeah, there were there are some

You know because normally we when we record stinky dragon I'll do all the voices and then Some of it most of them get replaced by people who do the actual voices and some of them don't. I cannot either. So it's like, I did not do any of them in a British accent. And then afterwards I told Michael, like, I'm so sorry, dude, I can't, I just can't do it. They gave it to me and they were like, hey, so do a posh British accent.

And I said, what the fuck? I've never done that. We did episode one of Camping 2. And it went great. And I'm having fun with it. And I think of Camping 2, and it went great. And I'm having fun with it, and I think we all love our characters and all this stuff. But then Gus is DMing, and he started going, aren't there? Well, that one had to be nasally. And I was like, ooh, Gus is bringing out the big guns for this.

He's flogging his nose. I'd say it has been fun, though, like when... Were you one of those? That one? Were that one or that one? Do those look familiar tune in to find out? No, I'm not that. Ooh, was it this one? Yes, you know, no shit really and it sucks.

Oh my god, it sucks and I'm doing it. I'll have to find out. Yeah, you'll find out. I'll tell you later, speaking of stinky dragon, you should phone and we're about to start camping too. It's fantastic. Did you guys see the Dungeons & Dragons movie? I want to say, I've not seen it.

I heard it was bad. No, I heard it. Fucking rock. I heard it was a normal movie, but it was, if you rolled a, a nat one or a nat 20 and that's basically I have the movie. I have not heard a single,

a fat thing about it. I've heard multiple bad things about it. Here, okay. Wow. I've heard great things about it. A lot of this, it was the script that did me in for that one. I was like, there's a part in the movie where somebody hulks out and it's a clear ripoff from the Hulk hulking out from the adventure.

Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, and it's just like a one for one. Like, you know how Disney used to reuse their animations? Yeah. It feels like they just did that. Oh. And they were a couple. Like every trope, you're like, oh, and then this,

and then that, this happens. And then it's like, oh, this is Guardians of the Galaxy because like that's the Drax and that's the, no, no, no, no. And so like the whole time, I was just like, I was two, I mean, Guardians of the Galaxy was just a D&D thing. Maybe.

I was just two like embedded into the cliches. Like, it was just too, but it's a fun movie if you're into that thing. There is some color by numbers, action, adventure, shit, but like, I think that it is one of the most heartfelt movies I've watched in a while because it, like, they went above and beyond where they didn't have to. I will make the argument that

there's like, this is a fun time of the movies. It's a movie of movies where it's like, oh, I just want to go to the movies and get fucking lost for an hour and a half, and then come out and be like, man, I don't feel bad or weird or anything. That was just a good time.

They could have fucking phoned it in, and I feel like of late Marvel movies. Like, I mean, three. Most things have phoned it in. Like, I've been watching movies lately where it's like, what, who lit this? Are you lighting for TV? Are you lighting for the theater?

No, you're not lighting for anybody. Were there any practical sets or any thing? No, this is all blue screens. Oh, I tell you what sucks about joining Ristutip. I'm gonna tell you right now. What's that? This, like, this conversation right here, I can no longer watch a movie or reality TV show.

Oh, I'm so sorry. No, no, no, it's not your fault. It is not your fault. I can never watch a reality TV show anymore without questioning what is production. Yeah, yeah. What is, what is it? Well, that's why I love it.

There's a reversal so much, because it's like, you have to, you question production the entire time. And then you question it so much, you're just like, I have to give up. I can't, I can't factor all of these things. This fast. It's production all the way down.

It might be production all the way down. It might not be. That lady, the lead lady is now doing a bunch of cameos. So it's like, she is that lady? Or, I don't know. Or maybe it's just a character that's, that's what happens with Milf Manor for me. Where I was like, Milf Manor is funny,

but I know there's certain things that are being placed in the show to make it more interesting or certain conversations are happening because productions like, oh, you need to have the conversation with this person to start drawing my eyes. I was gonna bring that up because we watched that and I feel like I kind of ruined the experience

because I was like, I was fucking losing my mind. Milfmenor's the most difficult disgusting watch you'll have in a while because it's the opposite of the Dragon. No, no, have you heard, do you know what Milfmenor is? I can guess. Take a look. Take a look. I think I've seen the trailer.

So I know what it is. It's like, let's say 10 moms on an island or some resort, and then they bring on a bunch of eligible bachelors, but wouldn't you know it? The eligible bachelors are the moms' sons. The moms' sons. So then the boys are trying to get laid, but then it's like some dudes' mom,

and it's just fucking rough, and then you're seeing these moms that are being total coogers. She's like, I want this one. I like that it's also on the learning channel. No, no, it's a TLC. They dropped that acronym a long time ago. There was a learning channel.

There was moments though where I was pointing out, I was like the budget on this must have been shoestring thin because they were like, they didn't have the camera crew to get the coverage. They were just following like one person specifically and it was, I was poking holes in the production the whole time, I feel like I'm ready for you. No, you didn't run it for me.

I do the same thing with like survivor and like the challenge and all stuff like that. I've come full circle with like, you know, like when you first start watching movies and whatever and like you don't really know what's going on, like somebody like, some, I remember doing this as a kid being like who's that is that the bad guy yeah good guy what is that and then like so now when I watch stuff I'm watching it so closely I'm watching for coverage and performance and like script writing and stuff

I for I'm oblivious to plot and so sometimes I have to ask guy like wait is that the bad guy who is that guy again like just because I've been too into like the wardrobe or the hair or whatever. Well, it's kind of hard sometimes in movies where I run into this issue a lot where if a person is supposed to be bad, why are they hot? So like, for example,

we're saying, we're saying only ugly people are bad. No, I just like don't get, like, am I supposed to be rooting for the bad person? I think we're in a, we're like in the latter half of this where they're, I think it started, like, am I not supposed to be rooting for the bad person? I think we're in a, we're like in the latter half of this, where they're, I think it started with like Batman Dark Knight. I'm not saying that he created this, but I feel like there was this whole thing where it's like,

you really gotta get on the bad guy's side. So like, I feel like Hollywood is focused on making the bad guy as lovable and likable and is understandable, so that you feel like there's more drama. What? I feel like they've been doing that a lot, especially with looks. How do they name a hot bad guy? A name where from Wakanda forever. See, but that's an instant where it's like, is he the bad guy?

Yeah, it's like, is it? Because you have some good points. Well, then no, that's kind of how I started seeing villains now in everything, even in Disney. I feel like you got to, you got to come back. You got to come back some killmonger. I kind of agree with him. You kind of got to come back some killmonger agree with them. I kinda don't know if it's killing,

I'm just kidding. Was it entirely wrong? Oh yeah, totally wrong. But I feel like that, it's a lot of times you get a better story that way, when it's not so clear cut like, well that person's just bad for being bad. Right, yeah.

Like that's one of the reasons I love Princess Monon okay so much. It's like, you understand the both sides. Yeah, it's like well, it's not even just like two sides. Like there's multiple sides like, well I can kinda see why everyone's doing what they're doing. They're all kinda wrong, but they're all kinda right at the same time.

So when Trump gave his speech about there's great people on both sides, Gus was like, I agree. All right, that's it, we're going there, okay, we're going there. Okay, we're going there, okay, we're going to work, gloves are back off. Okay, we stayed away from doing the you hate women things. Yeah, I don't hate women. You're just starting. Guys, you are starting more drama

that is unnecessary now. But no, I feel like in some media, or in some movies and stuff, I don't necessarily know who to root for, but at the same time, it does help the story. It does make it more important. You're saying if the bad guy's ugly, it helps the story?

I'm sorry, we're just like, if he can relate with the bad guy more, he's what it is. It's good to relate to the bad guy's ugly, it helps the story. I'm sorry, we're just like, if he can relate with the bad guy more, is what it is. You think it's good to relate to the bad guy? Well, I feel like sometimes with villains and the history of villains, I would relate more to them than the hero. Are you pro Joker?

Anti-Joker. Oh no, I'm not. I'm not like a red pill beta bitch. Okay, my God. And I'm not a red pill beta bitch. Go, my God. I'm not a red pill beta bitch. I will never idolize the Joker, American, Psycho, Taxi, anything like that. I'm okay.

Or alien or Star Wars, just kidding. What? No, because you had to try to come from Star Wars. Yeah, he's trained to bring me in this. Well, alien has like a very clear cut bag guy. Outside the aliens, the... Also hot though, Whalen Utani, who?

Whalen and aliens. Matt, was he in a morph? Is he in a morph? Matt, they're not. Junk penis treats. Total milk. No, no. They're not milk.

Did the alien on the next season of Milk Matter? Yeah, I'd rather... Shorty Weaver. Yes. Alien. Also, yes. Is it a morph? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I relate more to villains in a sense of fun fact about Disney villains, all

of them are quick-headed. Oh yeah, I love that. I love that. Or Hades is mine. Jafar is mine. Jafar is mine. So it's like, oh, there's like mannerisms. There's certain conversations and dictionaries that's like, oh, okay, like mannerisms, there's certain like conversations and dictionaries

that's like, oh, okay, I see where they're kind of coming from. But like, not fully, I don't support all the bad things that they've done. You don't wanna take Mermaid's Voices away, for example. Well, not on. Talk about that real quick. I think it would benefit us. In chat, the Farage Mahal asked,

if you don't want to bang the xenomorph, are you xenophobic? Boo! Boo! That's quality. But I mean, we could dump on Blaine some more. Yeah, we could do that. It does open that up.

Nah. Nah. The only person who builds a no. Nah, we don't need to do that. Yeah. It's fine. Blaine's fine. I'm getting a bunch of woeble.

Why are you booing? I'm right, it doesn't matter. There's research papers about Disney queer coding, they're villains and stuff. It's fine. If you were given the opportunity to take a mermaid's voice, if somebody was like, hey, I have a mermaid's voice for you, do you want it?

Would you take it? It would enhance my story lines, oh, probably. Yeah, 100% take it. I was like, a mermaid's voice? you. Do you want it? Would you take it? It would enhance my story lines, no problem. Yeah, 100% take it. Yeah, 100%. A mermaid's voice? A hundred percent. Give it that mermaid. In chat nerd asked, what if their voice was British? Hey, you're more so.

Even better. It might be very helpful for me. If I was your father. Do I want that snake staff? Hell yeah. Oh my God. Giant time, what the fuck is it called? Giant...

Time stone? No, it's not the time stone. Like the fuck is it called? Giant, the... Time Stone? No, it's not the time Stone. Like the temple thing over glass? Thank you. That's actually very embarrassing. That's really embarrassing. That's really embarrassing. Tyler, the way Tyler asked.

An hour glass? Are you really stupid or just stupid, stupid? Like I'm the Liam Michelle of Rooster Teap but love Jesus. That's something else. I can't read. I want to make that clear. I knew I got, I Look, I'm the Leo Michelle of Rooster Teap but, oh Jesus, that's something else. I can't read, I wanna make that clear. I knew I got, I got, I was there with you. I'm on that side of TikTok. This episode of the Rooster Teap podcast is sponsored

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Where's that at? Because another there's a band and conversation. There's a bigger conversation with that about internet privacy. So that's what the other part that's not a part of, like that's not a part of, like that's not a part of the main discourse. It's like they wanna put a ban on TikTok because they can't control how China's using our data or it's a threat to our data, but then there's also these other things in that bill

that are like, oh, and then the government can watch what you do. So it's like ban TikTok and also we're gonna watch. What individuals are doing. That whole bill that they swept a bunch of shit under the rug. That's right. It's like the way it always works.

So it's like a lot of like net neutrality stuff that's getting like lumped in with that. Cause we lost. Look away, look away. Right, net neutrality. Yeah, it's got. Yeah, we lost. Yeah.

There's a bunch of companies that are like tentatively saying, well still, no. Wait, so like what happens if they get rid of TikTok? Like does that mean that we won't have access to TikTok in US? That's right. Well, I like what happens if they get rid of TikTok? Like does that mean that we won't have access to TikTok? That's right. Well, I think that's gonna suck for some people. Yeah, and from what I understand,

a lot of a person that's like footing the bill with this whole movement against TikTok is Zuckerberg. Meta. Yeah, it's Meta. Meta was one who like spun it up. Right. And it's like, no, bro, nobody's coming back. Yeah, they, well, they don't want the competition.

You might space yourself, dog. Yeah. You might space yourself. dog. You might space yourself. That's weird though. I feel bad for like, I'm always gonna hit things from a creator standpoint. Yeah. As a creator on the internet. But I feel kind of bad for like the TikTok creators

out there who made a living from the creator. It's also one of like the most creative platforms I've seen since probably the advent of YouTube. Like it's just the way that everybody's manipulating that platform is insane. We should make our own app bliss. Okay. Kick talk.

It's gonna be the next big thing. Why, what? I'm telling you, right now. You know what kick is? No. Okay, it's a streaming platform that was created. Like K-I-K? K-I-C-K, not the grooming app.

Okay. Because that one is. What's the grooming at? It's, it's kick, but it was for like, it's like what's up, but like, it's also very sketchy over there. That's right. A fuck. We'll talk about the leader.

Okay. But kick is a streaming platform that was created in response to Twitch banning gambling streams and not being very clear about their policies. So a lot of creators are just like, fuck it, I'm gonna go to kick and make more money. There's another gambling. Everybody's gambling?

All the kids are gambling. There's a gambling category and you have to be like, your parents have to approve you being on kick and they would have to know that gambling is on that site. So it's like promoting gambling the kids, but I mean, that's the thing. Kick talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk me. TikTok.com has taken already. Yeah, sorry guys. TikTok taught me how to card count the other day. That was a really hard sentence to say. TikTok, oh my God.

Yeah, oh my God. TikTok taught you. TikTok taught me how to card count. I learned my AMP stats course and like a high score. There's like a bunch of shit like, I got a bunch of plumbing and woodworking stuff. Like it is one of the most educational platforms, and I feel like it's also had these.

Did you choose to, yeah. It's such a human thing to me, because it's like, since the dawn of time, and this is just weird about AI too, where it's like humans have always used tools, but when you give a human a tool, they always use it for weird purposes, you don't intend. And so that's what's so cool about TikTok is a tool,

where it's like, it originally was started to do silly dances, children, and now it's like it originally was started like do do silly dances children And now it's like oh I can go find a woodworking cottage core thing on there and I think yeah, you can how confident Would all of you guys be with pulling out and I'm not saying we're gonna do this because we probably get like you know Demoditized or whatever DMC it yeah Pulling out your TikTok and showing the five first things that come up in your fridge. Oh, easy. No, 100% me too. Yeah, nope.

What do you have behind? It's nothing I have to hide. It's just I'm in such a niche pocket of the internet, I feel. Where it's like, you guys will get it. It's Joe Rogan again. Yeah. Do you get served a lot of Jerry stuff? No, I do get some.

I say no. And I'm bad at it. Because a while ago, back before he got all fucking weird, he had like this one dude, like Forrest Galant, who's like this like explorer dude. And I was like, this guy's fucking cool. He had like alien shit. And then he got shitty and then I was like,

stop fault, stop it. But see, I feel it, I don't want it. Here's my thing. I feel like I'm media literate enough that I love alien shit and I can determine on my own of like that's, I know alien shit's not real. I like listening to it. So I'll listen to the one minute video. But then, I'm like, oh no, now I've,

now I've, like, I'm in bed with the bad guy. Uh-huh. And I was going out with a 60 second Joe Rogan thing. I'm in bed with the bad guy. I'm a Bowser apology, so. I'm gonna tell you what the first things that pop up. All right, one of them is, it's a- Thurs trap.

No, it's a father daughter. It's an old picture for dad before and after. I get a lot of wholesome stuff. There's this one couple, they make really fucking good comedic sketches. I got them. Oh wait, no, flash me out again. It's Austin, Alexander.

Yeah, I got that one earlier. Yeah, but it's not like the shitty ones that they're like, how's the camera? Her stuff is really funny. Her, I got that one earlier. Yeah, but it's not like the shitty ones that they're like, I hit a camera. Her stuff is really funny. Her German mom stuff is so funny. See, I don't like the couples that do the fucking pranks on each other because they're inevitably doomed. Oh, I texted from my ex-girlfriend's phone number,

a little bit. They need to go to government therapy. All right. I would say there's a, what I would say mine would be. So stop trying to get that. I bought it. You bought it. I'm not trying to get it. What did you buy? What did you buy? You bought kick talk. Yeah, how much was it?

1199 a year nice Jesus like like a thousand dollars? No, 12 dollars. Yeah kick talk dot me. How much money you make it could have been 1199 like? I'm not I'm not I'm not 1200 bucks on a fucking throw away bit in the I don't know. I think, I think, God, you shut up. No, but my-

You talked about me coming soon. I'm on, so my TikTok is mostly, it used to be like Thirst Chop shit where I was like, why is this on here? And I just clicked, I clicked, not interested. So now it's like snippets from like older TV shows. By older, I mean like snippets from Ghost Whisperer. Or like movies or something like that where I'm just like, oh, I want to get on like the X-Files TikTok

and the Sail Moon TikTok, but I'm afraid of like spoilers. I guess for more for X-Files. Wait, how do you put you into X-Files? So we were talking about how like you get ruined because you're like looking at the prop in the backgrounds and you're thinking of things from a production design. I'm in season five of X-Files.

And the thing that keeps shipping me up is I think they shot it all in British Columbia. And there's only like a good stable of actors out there. You see like four of the same guy in several different episodes playing like a coroner. Because you don't, because it was a cop. It was the 90s TV, you're only gonna ever watch this the one time.

Like that's it. But I keep seeing like there was this one guy who was like a sheriff in Texas and in the episode, or like a few seasons before, was like the coroner in Washington. He's like, I'm multi-time. I'd like to write a storyline for that character. Oh, how do you think he's gonna be like that? I think he's gonna be like that with the other guys. Well, like the, the, the, the spin-off x-files show, the, lone gunman.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but they were more, they were all the characters opposed to like, like, there like the spin-off ex-files show, the Lone Gunman. Oh, yeah, yeah. But they were more. They were all the stuff, right? They were the post-tellers. But there's a spin-off for ex-files. Yeah, it's the Lone Gunman. What is that? You're nervous.

Oh my God! What is that? What? The Lone Gunman predicted 9-11. What? What is this? Wait, wait, wait, wait, is this cannon? Is this an actual spin-off of ex-files?

What's going on? He threw a gun so alive. You've been talking about the ex-files for so's going on? He threw a Gus' soul knife. You've been talking about the X-Files for so long. You always think what a big fan you are. You don't know what the fucking lone gunmen are? Because I'm trying to stay away from spoilers. So I'm in season five and I don't look beyond that.

Have you ever seen the X-Files before? When I was a kid, every time I heard the du-du-du-du-du-, I ran the TV to turn it off. So yeah, turn it off. This is my first run through. Wait, so do you remember, I don't know if this guy's supposed to, because I have a vague memory this May, and I don't watch X-Files, I don't know about the X-Files. Okay. But there's a moment, it's an alien baby,

and she like, undut, like, she pulls up a little alien baby, and it's all like cryofros, and I remember seeing that on TV and crying. I remember, and you're like, ah, like I can't, alien shit freaks me the fuck out. We're in the stage of X-Files where it's still, are they aliens or are they a government US-made, like human, and they won't tell you which way.

A US-made human? Do you know where you are in season five right now? I am two episodes away from the finale. Okay. So you've already seen the lone gunman in series then. You're talking about the smoking man? The lone gunman, I looked at it, look at it up. Their first appearance was in the third episode

of fifth season of the X-Files. Is he like, you're fucking like, it's like a bunch of dudes. Like, it's, yeah, gunman, it's plural. Do you wanna like pull up a picture that's from, oh, that was fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true Hikey in in the dude. Yeah, yes, what about him? Women I'll spin off 90 fucking right and they for take 9-11 great for them and they for $69.11? Great for them.

That's why this is all so con, this is all so frustrating. Cause like, they're, no, they're not huge. I forgot, the loan, I always thinking is something else. That's the name of their publication. Their personal publication, the loan gun.

Right. Is expires worth the squeeze? 100%. I'm really not. You would not know how much clothes I bought because the drip is so fucking cool. I mean, the drip is insane. And also, have you seen that photo thing they did of,

I can't remember who the photo guy is, but it's like, it's just David DeCovny, his hair is like fully jelled up. He's in like a red, like plastic shirt and a room full of eyeballs. It's the coolest, no, that's the coolest photo op I've ever seen. That's the other thing. David DeCovny and Jillian Anderson are so fucking 90s hot and they age like fine wine.

And when they got this dude who in the earlier seasons was supposed to be the villain, but he's also cool. He's working right next to our walker. It's Mitch Pleggy, he's a lawyer. Oh yeah, yeah. I keep hoping I'm gonna run into him. He's so cool. I texted my friend who works on a walker

and I was like, I'm watching X-Files. I know you're also an X-Files fan. It's Mitch Pleggy cool and you're like, he's the fucking best. They had nothing but nice things to say about this actor and I was like, yes. I don't think I know X-Files drip. Now that I think about it.

Oh, it's just like awesome 90s like fucking denim. I feel like the weird little glasses, circle glasses. Back to the topic of TikTok. I think the TikTok kids are bringing back 90s outfits, which is really cool. Well, it's 20 years, it's still like, when back in my day, the 70s had a rejuven. So like, late night, early, yeah, it was bad, the bellwaters.

Oh, do you remember that, the Levi's commercial, it was Lower Eyes Jeans, and it was the song, I'm coming out and all the belly buttons were singing. Oh, yeah. Oh, though, I forgot. Why did you bring that back up? I know exactly, oh. everybody needs nightmares. No, but like that was when the 70s were back. And so now it's like now the 90s are coming back. And a lot of it has I feel like Doja Cat

did a lot of work to get the 90s to come back. Yeah, Doja did. Yeah, I stopped. Stop guys. What the hell? Showing him the singing belly button commercial. Yeah, like we don't need that. No, but belly button is not an attractive thing for anybody. I think it only just shows like this entire conversation is that TikTok is very powerful in changing the media and like how we can do things. So if it goes away, what am I gonna do? Go on Twitter and do it on the scroll and be sad.

But also it has its own like, I don't know, like when you, like the protests in France were going on, they were covering them in a different way that was far more anti-capitalist than traditional media does. Then the capitalists media? Correct. And so that kind of destabilizing element is also terrifying, I would assume, for government

agencies. Yeah, so maybe that's why they're... Why aren't they taking all the fun things? It's like, suddenly you took out porn from your company. A lot of the stuff that's like, okay, I mean, the last thing I'll say about X-Files, there's a lot of alien stuff that's like, okay, I'm gonna last thing I'll say about X-Files. There's a lot of like alien bullshit in the news. And then there's like the, like the, was it not Weinstein's, the Weinstein,

what's Harvey Weinstein? There's List and all that shit. And then there's like, You think about Jeffrey Epstein. Jebstein. Oh, okay. There's that. And then there's like a bunch of things

that are happening right now. And like the government trying to like take away TikTok and like all that shit. While I'm watching X-Files I'm like or for never changes. It's just a simple parallel. It's a parallel. It's scary. It's fucking terrifying.

Texas is a very good example of that with like the anti-bading and shit. Anti-trans and anti-drag laws which is super fucking frustrating. Yeah. Jesus but I won't get into it because I can, I know. I'm giving it a try. I wanna know what counts as drag. Cause I just want, like, like. So under this bill, you dressing up right now,

like, let's say you have a daughter and you're playing dress up with your daughter, that counts as drag. No. No, yeah, it does. But then what about like face painting? I think that also. And like the carnival.

I honestly think cosplay also counts as drag. Cosplaying, but like, if I go to like, I don't know, like a children's birthday party and like I want Tiger makeup. I'm not sure, but look, if I ever decided to become a Texas Republican, I don't know why my voice went country for that one. I would say yes.

Yeah, I would say yes for that. But yeah, it's very fucking annoying living here and then seeing this type of shit. I wanna do drag again, because like I'm- You only done it the one time? I did a, we had a, I don't know if this is appropriately named anymore, but at the time we called it the gender swap party.

Or girls or boys, boys or girls. So I dressed up like that and like my girlfriend at the time did me up. I looked fucking great, the heels made my ass like pop. And then we did it again for, I've done it for various times for rooster teeth content But the time that I legitimately did it was when we had our local drag queen come in cupcake and she did me up for on the spot We like five of us did drag we went fucking hard. We want to look great

I'm gonna put you back in drag because one of our guests that we had on the SCF stream RIP We it was Laura. Wait, Laura, you died? No, no, no, no, Yeah, I don't even care. They can't look back in this. They can't scrub back. They can't clip anything that we're doing right now. Oh, I forgot to say, oh yeah. So Lori Bird talked about wanting to put you in drag because to quote her, she said that you would look snatched

in a corset. Sick. So. I've been watching so much drag race, RuPaul's Drag Race. That like, what's your favorite season? They did an All Stars season of All Stars and Jinx Monsoon won.

We like, we went and saw Jinx live, so we're like, fucking stoked about that. But I liked the one. I think you're season 12. I like how shy Jinx Monsoon is out of drag. They don't seem like they would be. Yeah. But anyways, season 12 was great, because that was also the one where they went in the pand. So they just like been building up incredible fucking cast and then like the last two episodes and apartments. You're like fuck. The pandemic sucked. But what I

will say, you just finished the sin. No, the pandemic sucked. But what I did, what I will say, it it spark a lot of creativity and a lot of folks. Cause I started it from the pandemic. Really? I'm sorry, it's wish streaming. Whoa. June 2020. Nice. And I was like doing a little bit of TikTok before then.

I had a podcast before that. And look at you now. You're in Texas. You're back in your podcast era. Back in my podcast era. I read about it online. Yeah, but, God, you keep track on me.

And it's so great. Cause I also keep track But yeah a lot of creative like talent or creative minds came out of the pandemic Which is really cool because we were in that house the entire time and we just wanted to find ways to express ourselves So you got a lot of drag queens a lot of twitch streaming. It's actually oversaturated on twitch with how many people are streaming Which is I'm no, I'm not gatekeeping, it's the reason that people are moving to kick a conversation, to kick talk. You got a lot of people who got really famous on TikTok immediately, and then now are

kind of like dying down. I feel like also not just from an entertainment perspective, but from like a work force, kind of like, work from home is so much more accepted now. Yeah. I'm saying that the fucking pandemic was worth it, but that was one of the benefits that came from it, one of the few benefits that came from it. So I've been working home from last like two weeks and it's been nice.

Yeah, and I had a fucking pain in my ass day the other day here. Right. At the office? Yeah. I went to record something. I actually went to go, I was trying to get into a meeting and my mic wasn't working. Oh. Then had to record stuff and my mic wasn't working.

And I was like, trouble shot. It was like, I shit, there's these working five minutes. I just went home the rest of the day. It's like, I can get work done more efficiently from your home. That was going the rouette. And I was like, hey, guys, like I can try to find a solution and like get limbled in here.

And it was like, the solution was we pressed one button and it's fine. We didn't know that. We didn't know that. And it was like, as you left like five minutes, I messaged you. I'm like, hey, by the way, I fixed your mic. You can't survive. But it's just stuff like that where it's like,

you're not in full control of it. Like at home, everything works. I know if Blaine and I record at home, his mic's gonna sound like shit because it's always buzzing. And I just like, we just accept that. It's just a comfort. It has a grounding issue. So what I have to do is put my hands. I have to have skin contact. I even try it with my foot. Just have to have...

What type of recording the whole time? Get his foot on the mic to ground it. For free? You put in toes on for free? It was just for the... It was no feet for free. Someone sponsored Blaine with a microphone. Also, if it's a grounding problem, then it's a cable problem. If it's a cable problem, it's just one of the,

like, just get a new cable. I think you just walked out three cables and two microphones. It could be the grounding connection, maybe, in the mic. Oh, I've had three cables in the mic. Is that different microphone? What is that philosophical debate of like, if it's a different axe and a different handle?

But so then, the ship of the sea. Yeah, and so if it's a different axe and a different handle? But so then, A ship of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so then it's the electricity in your house. Oh, you're not checking your phone. You're literally on camera. No, I'm not checking your phone, because people are calling me up.

Is your computer plugged into a UPS backup? Well, like a battery backup. No. Is it plugged straight into the wall? Yes. There you go. Wait, no, no, no. It's connected to a... Strip.

Yep. That's it. Yeah. You saw that strip ball early? No. 100% that's your problem. Yep. You think so. Yeah. 100%. We have you nailed it. Why?

Are we not supposed to have it directly in the... Get a battery back up. No, it's just, you can't. Oh yeah, look at drop $300. It's $300. What the fuck are you buying? When you guys, it's like, spend like 90 bucks on one.

Well, guys, you spent a thousand dollars on that kick-talk. Yeah, do you want to spend $1200? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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Or do the thing that Gus said drops at 90. I stole it from work. Yeah, so why are we, why are we confessing things? Why does it be part of our life right now? I have a bunch of work shit at home, but they work nose. Like, head to your one point was like, I need to know what all equipment you have, and then I let them know.

54 bucks. 54 bucks? Well, how long, if my computer turns off, how long is that? This wouldn't last very long, but the more important part is that it's a more thorough protection for power searches. Okay, I might get one.

Okay, hear me out. What if we like kept secrets about things that we were going to do? I can't do that. Oh, okay. No, I, how do you, wait, my anxiety cannot let me keep a secret at all. Like I, I get maybe three hours, maybe three hours.

If it's like, hey, I got you a, if I got somebody a president, I'd be like, I got you a president. Do you want to know what it is? And they'd be like, no, I'm like, do you want to guess? Do you want to guess? I can't, I can't. I be like, I got you. Do you want to know what it is? And they'd be like, no, be one a guess. Do you want a guess? I can't, I can't. I'm composed to tell you.

No, you don't, no, no, no, no. And then it divulges into a boundary issue. You just say this. The joy of the surprise. Dude, okay, one of the worst things happened to me today. I found Devon. This has already happened. Wait. I'm so scared to see the fuck. Yeah. I don't know. This has already happened. Wait.

I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Oh my God. No, yes, yes, yes, it is. So Devon comes up to me like Monday, Tuesday. And then he's like, hey, you want to see something? He shows me an engagement ring.

And I was like, oh my God, it's happening. You're gonna propose a gesture. Is it happening tonight? He's like, no, it's happening this weekend. So I had a full fucking week. That every time I saw Jessica. I was like that is my personal There was a Kristen wig character like that on SNL. Yeah, yeah when like they told her the surprise Yeah, she's like oh my god. It's gonna happen You know what's talked about that that night that Jessica got proposed to we had plans for Jessica to go out with us

And then so I text Jessica. yeah, I meet us at the spot, blah, blah, blah. And then Jessica just never shows up. I texted Monday being like, hey, so congratulations on the engagement. She was like, I'm so sorry. I meant to like come hang out, but then I got engaged. And I was like, don't apologize for getting engaged. How are you supposed to know that you got engaged?

I remember, like, I was texting with her at one point. And I was like, she was like, all right, you have a good time or something was like she was like all right you have a good good time or something I was like yeah you have a good weekend Really thinking about I was like no no no I'm doing make it about you I got to do a cool thing the other day. It's like an engagement. Did you get engaged? No. No, yeah. But we are going to get engaged married whatever soon. And so we got to make, so we're getting our like,

we got to make our rings. Like I got to like, that's pretty fucking cool. Like melt the gold. You remember, kit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, hey, I know him in the services. Yeah, and so like, he's just saying it like that.

Don't worry about it. I mean, like, we got to make our rings. That's awesome. That's not so cool. Yeah, it was like a blowtorch and like a spinny like thing and like melted the gold down and then like, like go of it and like, how do you go about acquiring the raw materials and like, did you like,

he took care of it. Like, he just did all of it and then like, we got to pick out all the rocks. Like all the cool rocks and shit and like, he was like, do you like these rocks or these rocks and like, I like those rocks better. He's like of it. Like he just did all of it and then like we got to pick out all the rocks, like all the cool rocks in the shit and like he was like do you like these rocks or these rocks? I like those rocks better. He's like great. So like any like any of the stuff is just like the coolest fucking thing. Do you all ever watch on a summer, somewhat related note?

There's a YouTube channel by a guy goes by the name Bobby Fingers. Is that ring a bell? Yeah, Bobby Fingers. No, he makes, he makes dioramas of different things. He only has three videos on YouTube. The most recent video he made was a diorama of Michael Jackson when his hair caught fire during filming the Pepsi-Corp. I saw a little clip of that somewhere.

He hadn't shown me that. It's incredible. I will. As part of it, he realizes that he needs to make a little Michael Jackson figure that can be let on fire. So he needs to make a bronze Michael Jackson figure that can be let on fire. So he needs to make a bronze Michael Jackson to make into a candle. And he goes through the whole process of like, I don't have access to a foundry. So we're going to do this using bronze age technology and like melts the metal down, makes

this mold, pours it all in, and it's fucking incredible to watch. And so cool. It's only a third video the second one was Steven Segal getting beat up by stuntman and the first one was Mel Gibson getting arrested for his D.Y And those are all miniatures little yeah, they're all like they're like one 10th scale miniatures So cool real do they look they it's incredible and each video is like 25 minutes long Yeah, we like man. That's a fucking long video. I know how to watch it and you start watching like no I'm totally impressed. I'm on the fingers. Yeah, we like, man, that's a fucking long video. I don't know how to watch it. And you start watching it like, no, I'm totally impressed.

And I want to learn something like that. I've been, so I'm a man on the internet, so I've been trying to do things that are off screen. So I picked up Moitai boxing. Oh, man, I told you about this. Yeah. And I was like, this could be fine. And I really just want to kick someone's ass

at them in the day, because I think it'd be kind of cool to have the potential to kick someone's shit. Yeah, the Rex someone's shit. shit like I wouldn't see it coming. I keep wanting to go with you, but I like are you into sparring like are you getting hit as well and shit. So right now I'm in the beginner stages where you don't really do as much sparring. Oh, you're yellow belt. Okay.

Is that what it's called? I don't know. I probably don't have belt. Pissed belt I guess. I'm in my boxing. Sorry, I took a lot of piss too much. You're going to turn it on. You really got to come it down. I really got to come down. Hey, I took a butt piss too much. You're gonna turn it off. You really gotta come it down.

I think I gotta come down. Hey, it took this long for me to talk about pests. So that's basically an improvement. But I want to do that. You're gonna talk to b******. Fuck. Is that on camera? Yeah.

Oh, okay. No, I don't think it was. Oh, it wasn't. That's what we couldn't talk. What happened? It's a lie. You're only allowed to talk to your friends when it's entertaining for other people.

Yeah, this is like three minutes before, guys. This is why I never talked to Bernie other than when we were on camera. Because it would save all the bit. It would just get too confusing. Yeah. What hobbies did you guys pick up over the course of? the last because I feel like I heard this is the hobby generation I've always been a hobby boy so I did like I had leather working before but I have two of your bookmarks

Drew can we hang out? Yeah, fuck I feel like you're like the coolest person. I mean this Yeah, you feel like you're gonna be a coolest person and this is nice. It's not bad You could buy that in a store. I would see that and be like, it charged you like triple and make it myself. True. No, I mean, I didn't mean like, you could. I meant like, I would see that and be like,

I can buy this. I want to buy this. I want to buy this one. Oh, wow. Can you show that to me and it's just gotten more polished? Pottainted, yeah. That's fucking great. It's kind of amazing.

We start a podcast. We call it RT podcast. With Blizz and Drew, we get stoned. We get super stoned with leather work. The podcast is called leather boys. The leather, nothing to do. Nothing to do what you think it is whatsoever. We're just, we're just probably talking about leather.

But during the pandemic, Drew would do like leather working streams. Yeah, I took over the RT like Instagram while everybody was like, we don't know what the fuck to do during the video. Scramble, scrambled. And I was like, I can make a wallet. Yeah. So I just would get on there for like an hour. It was like the coolest person.

What the hell had no idea? Is it other hobbies? So I did, and then I got back into cycling. So that's one of the thing, like bike packing. Like where you go camp on your bike. Oh, like real rugged. Yeah. Are you one of those guys that like,

how light can I get my pack? I know, because that's part of it. You gotta haul it around, but then, at the end of the day, it's like, yeah, all that stuff, when you start getting down like the ounces, it gets so expensive. It's just like, and you're just like, you know what, I could make a movie

for this amount of money. That's it. Oh, something side note, because I was on my plane watching you. You killed it on the spot. You're on your plane? Yeah, I was on the plane. How are you watching? You got it in your life. He bought my watch work stuff to watch. Well, I wanted to watch, like, how it went. So supporting his friend. Yeah, I'm supporting. I also used to watch on the spot. So yeah, I, are you my biggest fan? No. I'm actually, I'm supporting. I also used to watch on the spot. So, yeah. Are you my biggest fan? No.

I'm actually, I'm actually your biggest fan. No. You just don't know it yet. Every thread about you is from me. I'm not sure I know that. But, no, someone was asking earlier, they're like, oh yeah, if you love on the spot, like go check out like on the spot stuff.

And I was like, oh, don't worry, I've already done that. I've like watched, AHG Mod on the spot and always open, or like the three things I would watch. And then recently I got into Chris was talking about it. What does it call it? It's a simple walk. Yeah.

Cause I thought it was really funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wanted to like update myself on it cause it seemed really cool. Yeah, yeah. There's a, there's like a lot of good shows to go back and watch and like binge. Yeah.

It's weird going back, I think in particular you and I have been going back and watching like old MDB stuff because we did a 20 year anniversary thing. Yeah. And it was just like, there was like hours, days of our lives put into that show that I don't really remember. And then you like go back and watching like I remember that day like it was yesterday. Like sand in the hour glass. The hour glass.

Like sand in the crystal glass. The hour glass. The hour glass. Like sand in the crystal thing the other over. Bobby, what how is it you pick up? Sowing, I got a lot more into the machine now. You have a machine now? Yes, nice. Go a little singer. And I got more into like building like self,

like home renovation project things. And I'm getting better at it. Oh, that's nice. Like I used to like crack wood whenever I drill it into something because I'd be like, and now I'm like, things are like perfectly clicking. The weird thing about home ownership to me is that you realize everything comes apart.

Yeah. That was the one thing when I got my parents help me buy a house, so I'm not like, I'm not gonna be very clear about that because I think a lot of people are like, I'm just an apple baby. Yeah. But I'm not gonna be like, an asshole, I'm gonna be like, I'm not gonna be very clear about that because I think a lot of people are just a nipple baby. I'm not gonna be like an asshole and be like, I'm not a house, like no, I didn't, my mom, my daddy helped me buy a house.

I'm in a house. But then like being like, oh, there's a hole in the drywall, you don't think like, oh, I can fix that. It's like, no, everything's just, everything's made out of stuff. Yeah. Everything comes apart. Yeah, that is true.

Everything comes apart. You have showed up in pieces. Yeah. People put it together. And people put it together. So it's just a very slow realization for me, again, being like, in my 30s, being like, oh, I guess everything comes apart.

My garage is like my testing place for like, if I can do something competently enough, I had a bit, man, there was like the most groundbreaking TikTok of all things where I have this conversation with my parents where it's like, hey, I'm thinking about doing this thing to my house in the back. You better not, because of the resill value

and it's just like, you have to replace it down the road. So I'll take talk and the person was like, stop thinking about the resill value of your home when you're wanting to do projects. Because it wasn't gonna be here in like two years. Right. No, because you're basically paying rent to the future owner of the house.

Like you're renting your home. Like do whatever you want. It's your house. Fuck it. Yeah, so because of that I've been like, oh, it's like paint fucking crazy shit on this office. Cut a hole in the wall. It doesn't matter.

You live here. It's your house. Actually. No, no, no, no, I have people in every bathroom. Load bearings just a suggestion. Load bearings just a suggestion. I blame, I want to go over to your house and have like, I see like a Han Solo portrait, but the eyes are missing.

And just like, that's like the Scooby Doo, yeah that'd be so good that'd be so cool. There's a I don't know if any of you guys watched last week tonight. Yeah but uh yesterday or it's this most recent episode they did the entire episode was about H.O.A.s uh and at the very beginning uh John Oliver preps is it by saying, listen, this episode is all about home ownership. I understand. No one of the 35s ever gonna experience that. So we made a separate episode for you. And they made a separate episode about Chuck E. Cheese. Oh, I love Chuck E. Cheese. Go to last squeak tonight. You can, uh, calm. You can watch that episode.

But, and then they did the regular episode was all about a joy. Oh my God. But then they made a second episode just for people under 35s that still live around a home. That's just fucking groundbreaking. Fucking hilarious. I probably will never own a home, I don't think.

We'll see, though. I mean, do you want to? Do you want to talk? Do you want to talk about, do you want to talk about all of yours? Do you want to learn about the history of Chuck E. Cheese? Because I got a fucking URL for you. Oh, hey.

Dude, that guy, the guy who invented Charles Entertainment cheese who also invented Atari, right? Yeah, it was Nolan Bushnell. Yeah. Oh, was it just because you wanted to create a venue for his video game? Watch last week tonight. Okay, they get into it.

That's cool. By the way, I'm sending you all notes. I'm sending you all links that we've talked about. I'm also gonna see the guy recreate Michael Jackson. I sent you that one, okay. Billy Fingers. Billy Fingers? Bobby Fingers. Bobby Fingers. I sent it to you too. And I also sent you see the guy recreate Michael Jackson. I sent you that one. Billy Fingers. Billy Fingers? Bobby Fingers.

I sent it to you too. And I also sent you the rock papers. Robert Fingers. The home ownership thing though, it's like the stars have to align or you have to have someone helping fund it for it to actually happen. My focus right now isn't home. It is getting a car. Getting a new car.

And that's what's going to be the start of that and then I'll start car, getting a new car. Yeah. And that's what's gonna be the start of that, and then I'll start focusing on getting a new iPhone. Yeah, what kind of car are you doing? Starting a family or whatever. I want to get a Jeep, but I heard that's bad, so I never mind. Why did you hear that, those? I don't know, I think it's like this weird myth

that like, jeeps are gonna tip over. How many times you tipped over, Blaine? Never. Okay. My specific making model is the one that was the most prone, but because of that, the previous owner had it lifted and with big ass wheels, and I kept the big ass wheels, I didn't really care much for the lift,

so I actually had it lowered in the wheelbase widens. Like, they can have these extender things that they add onto your, one of those things, is the rotor, an axle? Axle, yeah, I don't know. Anyways, they did that so that it's less like, fucking top heavy and shit. So, but there is like a whole thing

we could get into it later. But Jeep has been changed hands from like, it's like Chrysler Dodge now, and it's, I think the newest models are made with the same engines is like a, what are those little Italian fiat car fiat cars? They're so excited. Big car, it's okay to get a Jeep

before you're like me. No, I'm saying that it's like they're not that great. I would recommend looking up videos called the Moose Test and seeing what the card does. I love the Moose Test. You know what the Moose Test? I know about the Moose Test. Okay, what is the Moose Test?

What is the Moose Test? It's so the highlights that never passes, but basically it's like they set up some cones in the middle of the road to basically be like, oh, if a, they set up some cones in the middle of the road to basically be like, oh, if a moose were to walk out in the middle of the road, would you be able to swerve around it and keep all four wheels on the ground? And so you'll just see like,

jeeps fail it all the time. Like, okay, here comes the thing where they have to do it, and they just go up on two wheels, like, something like, right over. But I think the Toyota High Lux, which isn't sold in America, never passes. It's just always like two wheels around the Moose Test. Man, I saw that Ford, I'm not gonna hold onto my Jeep

for forever, it's fucking ancient. I love the thing to death, but it's gonna fall apart. How many miles on that Jeep? 200 Holy God. 20,000, I don't know, it's like in the 200s. Still runs great. 200k, 200,000. Yes.

I think that I wanna get like a truck and I want it to be a hybrid because I want it to be like, you know, cutting edge. Forward Maverick. I wanna get the forward Maverick. And affordable. Yeah, there's, it starts at 22 or something like that. Yeah.

There are so many small dick dudes on TikTok who are railing on the design for the forward Maverick. Who fucking cares. Guess what? I can put a sheet of plywood in my truck and go home with it and build a home project. We are on different sides of TikTok now, they realize where I'm just like,

y'all have car TikToks? Yeah, I looked up the four-mabric. The only thing I get is Sydney, Swini and her life. Oh, and her little Jeep, yeah. What did she, she's building something? That girl knows how to build cars. She knows how to build the cars though.

She's a city-sweeney? Yeah, from like euphoria or white lotus or anything else. You're cheap, it's almost driven to the moon. Wait, how far is the moon? 238,900 miles. I don't know how it was there, little G. Oh, that's so cool. I wanna do that now.

Did you guys already talk about them going back to the fucking podcast? No, we haven't. We haven't. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. We all know I don't like the moon. That's a whole whole time on the fuck like the moon you don't like this. What do you mean it's

confusing? It's confusing. Okay, I'm gonna approach this as a bio-carmus so please You a flyer? No, I'm just stupid. It's a completely different thing You gotta be right. I got a thousand time flyer. There's our moon. The moon doesn't make a ton of sense Lightwise to me. That's, I've narrowed it down. It's like me. Like light-wise? Yes.

It's reflecting from the sun. I understand where the... I can't. Sorry, Drew. I'm not gonna interrupt. Explain where you are coming from. The other day, I walk out of the HEP and... I thought we're at the start of it.

And I look up in the sky and it's evening. And the moon is out and the sun is just set. And then the crescent on the bottom of the moon. Sometimes it's on one side, sometimes on the other. That night it was just a full under the moon. It was Mac tonight. What? Nevermind.

And then the sun had set in the opposite direction. So like west was that way, moon was in the east, the thing was underneath the thing. And I couldn't in my brain could not put all the pieces together to be like, this is that way. Moon was in the East. Thing was underneath the thing. I couldn't, in my brain, could not put all the pieces together to be like, this is why the moon's here. Or the other thing that pisses me off. Okay. Why is the moon out during the daytime?

Why, like, I understand why you can see it. I get it. But like, the sun is very consistent. Rise is in the morning, sets in the evening, makes tons of sense. Goes up in the sky, comes down. Moon, much slower. You don't know when it's gonna be,

where it's gonna be, how long it's gonna be, you gotta look up the map. I'm re-fucking tired. I did to be fair. I did techs Eric Madur for like a month. Every night that the moon was an out that it should have been out. Yeah, where the fuck is where did it go? Where did it go? It's behind a cloud or it's... No, it was reflecting. It was a reflection. And then don't even give me start on the fucking like the weird uh... The moon is always there. Actually, hold on, the moon is always there.

It's just like, the revolution is dependent on the seasons, I think. Yes, the moon is always there at night if that's what you were talking about. Not necessarily, not all night. Because sometimes it comes up at like noon and then sets it like seven or eight. Yeah, there's sometimes there's no moon.

And it's dark as hell. Yeah, no, wait, not in the moon. It's just not a new moon. Not a new moon, no moon. It's on the other side of the earth. So no moon. I think new moon, no moon. It's on the other side of the earth. So no moon. I think, see, this is confusing. I think it's because it's revolved like the sun is

consistently going around. No one knows, but like the moon is going at a different pace. So you can't say the sun is consistent. You can't say the sun is consistent if you are basing that consistency on the sun. Or you can't say the moon's not consistent if you're basing the consistency on the sun. I'm just saying the sun is more like,

oh, okay. All this to be said, we're gonna go back to the moon in 2025. What happened? I decided to look it up to see. And Blizzard's right? Yeah. The moon is only night as you suspect a night

in which the moon is not appear visible in the sky. This happens once per month when the moon is near the sun. Due to the proximity of the moon and the sun in the sky, at that time, the moon is the smallest sliver possible and therefore not afraid. That's just a new moon. Yeah, well, basically, you sometimes you can't see a new moon. But I'm just saying, moon, anyway,

we're going back to the moon in 2025. Yeah. Very excited about it, because then maybe there'll be enough moon facts and we don't have to argue about it I have a telescope. I'm just stupid. I'm not it's not that I know it's on the other side. It's not that anybody else is wrong. It's that I'm dumb as hell. I mean, there is no moon. There is no moon. There is no moon. Like footage of like them going into galaxies and going into galaxies. I don't think it's so, it makes me so upset. And then there's stars and there's planets. It makes me so upset.

It's, you were nothing. Nothing, you're fucking nothing. Adam, we're smaller than Sam. I don't wanna think about it cause then I get very existential. Right, so again, anytime we're talking about the moon, it winds up on shit like this. And then I'm depressed for the day.

I got mad at my dog. The moon is looking at his ass on the couch. He made a bit of a west spot. And then I'm depressed for the matter my dog is looking at that on the couch He made a big spot and then I started thinking about how small we were on the galaxy and I hugged my dog The moon is so cool. It's so good. I look forward to getting called out for spreading misinformation about the moon. You're welcome All right, let's wrap this up and that's enough of the moon. I'm gonna go look at jeans I'm now just be sad I just enjoy the rest of your shitty Monday. Thanks for watching everybody.

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