Rooster Teeth Podcast - You're my Favorite Boomer - #725

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

Join Kayla Milton, Blain Gibson, Drew Saplin, and Blizzb3ar as they talk about what to do with $30K in Berlin, unlocking dormant memories, spitting on people via drive-by and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Betterhelp  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Gus. Are you doing the bit the whole time? You're going to gossip at the whole time. joined by Blaine, Drew, and Blizz. Hello. And I'm Gus. What's going on? Are you doing the bit the whole time? You're going to Gus it the whole time. You were a floral shirt and everything. Yeah. Oh, I have on the shirt. I have on the dark wash jeans, and I have on the all birds

and the slacks. Whoa, my God. And the slacks. It's full of those cosplays. I also have on the unique little errors in T-shirt that we both own. Did you? Did you drive your Tesla into work? Yeah, I would spit it the pork feed.

So for the record, Gus was not. Not to do that. This is not do that. Absolutely, Gus. I'm telling you now. No, no. That's not do that. No, it's not do that.

It's misinformation. I don't do that. He doesn't spit out of his Tesla. He spits it out of his plane. Yeah, he does do that. He does do that. He does a barrel roll and he just lets a little of his plane. Yeah, he does do that. He does a barrel roll and he just lets a little peek about it.

Gus, thank you so much for letting me borrow the plane. Oh, yeah, no, of course, anytime. I need to go to Walmart anytime. Anytime, anytime. I believe in three-minute flights. I was talking to a friend. The Taylor Swift joke about the book hatchet the other day. Oh, yeah.

About like how an 11-year-old, like reading that book is an 11-year-old where it's like, oh, this man has a heart attack while flying a plane in the group's pants. And the 11 year old has to crash the plane in the 18 wilderness Yeah, I was like how long do you think you could like fly a plane right now like right now like you're sitting like you get in the plane like a little little sess a little hypercube I could I could confidently fly it landed Get the fly seriously. Yes, seriously. Are you like, are you like a secret simulator? I used to play it back in the day. Well, real guys said that flight simulator actually hindered his ability to fly an actual plane. So are you the real guys? Yes, absolutely.

Cause you would say that like without the motion, and there's also just like, there's other things that you don't think of when you're playing the flight simulator, and it just doesn't translate. This is all coming for second hand for you guys though. I think other yes. Yes, you are, I guess. I guess. To answer your question, I would crash.

I would be like, I would be like, at least. Up or down and then just flip over and die. I think like, wait, isn't it like inverse controls to where you go? Oh, no, I got you. You put back to go up. With like when I was a kid. And when I was like broke, broke you know thing in those little things There's like foot pedals that do something. Why are there foot pedals?

I think you do the right ailerons so you can turn in what the hell is aileron Well, you just it is between is the idea the concept of y'all is Terrifying me is when the plane moves like sideways and forwards at the same time just a southern draw Yeah, it's like it's's this movement through the goddamn air. Yeah, where you're just like, what? Like, well, that's not, that shouldn't be allowed. Other Gus, actually, we, I, he got to go up on a flight with him. I don't know if he, yeah, oh, he's gonna be flying already.

Yes. Basically, he's, he is trying to go for his next certification. I don't know if I'm telling too much, but, uh, yeah, well, no, we went up and I just wanted to make sure I was up there before Chris to Maris was. So I was the second person to fly with him after his pilot's license thing and the first being so and very close to him. Yeah. Well, no, what the situation was, you know, that thing where it's like you have a rabbit,

a cabbage and a fox. It was like that, but it was like John, Kristen Blaine because you can't have John and Blaine on the same side. Be with each other. So each other. Yeah. It's like beta, Kristen Blaine, because you can't have John and Blaine on the same side. But you can't have Kristen Blaine. Yeah, it's like, yeah. It's like, beta fishes. Yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah. But no, he like, we were about to take off and he was like, just see, no, this does

this, this does that, this does that. I tell you all this in case I like pass out or have a heart attack. But we'll be fine. Shit, my pants. And I was like, okay, great. It was great. It was a lot of fun. We flew over my house. It was fun.

That's cool. The best part of the flight was coming in to office the next day and telling Chris that I did it. And Chris, did you guys there for that? I think so. Yeah, you kept like, you were talking around it, though. Chris was like, I posted a picture in our group and it's like Gus checking the airplane.

It's like action shot. And then Chris was like, I posted a picture in our group and it's like Gus checking the airplane, it's like action shot. And then Chris was like, was that today? And Gus was like, no, we went the other day. He's like, I wanted to go. And then I was like, Lane just like in his shirt, his Chris sits behind us, he just leans back and he's like, yeah. I was like, yeah, that's pretty great, wasn't it, guys?

It was chicken lunch again today, huh? And it was just like Chris was like, well Gus talked shit about you and I was like, I, it's pretty great, wasn't it, guys? It was chicken lunch again today, huh? And it was just like, Chris was like, well, Gus talked shit about you and I was like, I couldn't hear it. I couldn't hear it up in the sky. And it was just that. It was real loud. Puebler goes crazy.

It was tit for tat the entire day. So I didn't know this was a competition because like now I want to give him the list. Gus only took me to a restaurant. He never took me to a restaurant. He took me to a vegan Mexican place. Oh, that's pretty high up there. That's like second only to like, you're in the flight. Yeah, you're in the flight.

You're in the flight pack. I feel like I'm eligible for flight. You're eligible for flight. Oh, yeah. You need to get more hours though. Okay, I'm gonna get more hours. It's only been less than two months. He's not gonna do like short little bursts.

Like, let's go on a joy ride. No. He has intention with his flights because he's working towards a bigger certification I believe. So he actually has to have like flights that have like you should ask him to fly you think for the holiday. Yeah you should have told him. Yeah take me to take me to take me to take me to that. I don't know that he would do that. That would be interesting. I should ask that though. We mostly just drugs muggle though. What about the border? Yeah the border. Nielin, yeah. Cocaine, heroin. Yeah, typical stuff.

Molley. Typical? Typical. What's typical in Texas? Typical drugs? What are typical drugs? Like a typical Texas drug? Fentanylase Cocaine.

Fentanylase Cocaine. Oh, that's cocaine. A lot of that. What did all of you say in an echo? A lot of it. You're going to reenie street? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Fucking hate range street. Renie street is the. Um, fucking hate rainy street. Rainy street is the, like there's a lot of terrible places and awesome, but rainy street is the worst. Also, like one of the places that was like in my 20s, I was like, oh, this, like it was up and coming. And I was like, oh, this place is going to be cool. Like ice and how was was there.

Yeah. There was like two bars like, oh, one day this whole place will be like cool old houses that are bars. I can't wait to see that. And then now she's like, fuck everybody. Tire down. Burn it. Burn it.

Yeah. I don't think I know where we're actually there. You took it. You'll have a bad time. Oh. Oh. The neo-Nazi owns a bar. Yeah. And then I felt bad because we thought you went the yeah. I will say the only exception to Rainy Street is bangers. I know that really?

Yeah. They're good people. Oh my gosh. They are very sweet good people. The patrons. No, the owners. No, I'm saying but the patrons. Oh, the patrons are a nightmare my gosh. They are very sweet good people the patrons. No the owners. No I'm saying but the patrons. Oh the patrons are a nightmare but the owners are They seem like a fat boy culture. No, it is yeah, it is Rainy you're not be that's the problem is like it was be like hipster and the now Just garbage is a walking pad to go in your best like yeah, no, that's what I got the vibe of

Bankers and like men who failed out of Silicon Valley No, that's what I got the vibe of. It's just the investment bankers and like men who failed out of Silicon Valley. It's like the tribes of like airbender or whatever. It's like the fire and the waterbender. You know, like you had dirty six, which was college kids going to UT. Then you had B6 and that was like just chill hipster dudes that wanted to go to like maybe a chill show or. Water no match.

Yeah, or just talk to people and be able to hear them over the music. Then you had the West six douchebags that was like frat guys, tech assholes. It's always been known that they're the dickheads was West six. And then you had Rainy Street, which was like, they're no match. I feel like those were like the more they were like kind of east side. It was the third year old hipsters. That's what I was. Yeah, the fire news. The fire news. And then it's like then the tech road. The fire news. And they wiped out there and it was sparing. Boy, they now it's like in Legend of Cora

after the great shift. That's right. When the, when the, uh, the, Where the hell are we? Okay. This is, this is, this is, It's after the great shift. It's after the great shift.

It's after the great shift. It's after the great shift. It's after the great shift. It's after the great shift. It's after the great shift. It's after the great shift. It's after the great shift. It's after the right now. Yeah, when the, when the, when the world's collided, like the, the spirit world and the natural world, then they like shifted people's like abilities and then there's a bunch of people who can air bend,

but they should it. And that's a rainy street. What the hell is the ability? Wow. There's like just, they are, they have the ability to air bend, but they are not air nomads. Like, rainy you would go down there and it would seriously, you would just be like stepping

into a neighborhood. Yeah. But there was a lot more foot traffic and it was like just like every night was a block the only the only walkable neighborhood And now like we took you there. I don't think you realize it because it just felt like well It's daytime, but it also just felt like the rest of downtown Austin. Yeah, cuz there's like fucking high rise apartments everywhere Was that the place with cargo units? Yeah. I know exactly what it is. We like to sell that in cargo bar.

And it's like in blame. It was like, what's BVs? And I was like, it's Bevis. And he was like, what's that? Like Bevis, like the shortened of Beverage. And then his eyes blazed over and he said, get in the car. You're, you're my favorite boomer. Okay.

To that point, you know my theory about Blaine, right? Yes, okay, this is a good, oh, this is a good, I was so excited over. I believe this. I think that Blaine is a time traveler from the 80s who got stuck here and is just having to deal with it. He wears shorts. He loves 80s action films.

You're right, George, right now. He's wearing shorts right now. He only listens to like heavy like metal and like rock and roll. Just like you're a man out of time. No iron mains on tour. Are you an iron mains fan? I love iron mains. I like how you just avoided that.

The entire he never he always the flex. He deflects every time. Like being a big 80s film of Fissue and I know I will say that Blaine is not as problematic as everything from the 80s. So like, he must have traveled as a young man and then like come up. Like I think he got stuck here when he was like 15 or 16. Yeah, yeah.

Starlight situation. Starlight, yeah. And now you're the best ally. Yeah, he's so good. Yeah. I feel like also just having interaction, any interaction with the state of Oklahoma kind of forces you into that room. That's true, yeah, yeah.

Are you from Oklahoma? No, are you from Oklahoma? Yes, we talked about this. You know my family. I know your family. I didn't know you were from from Oklahoma. Yeah, I think I was born in those born in Blackwell and then I lived in like broken arrow and I think

babies not still water Edmond yeah he's reading a bell. Yeah, where are you from? Oh, Wassau you did it. That was the bit from last day Oh shit he got you fucking got him Oh, too early bullshit. Yeah, too early to be doing this. What? So he knows my family. He like I went to high school. This is such a sad story and I tell it every time on the podcast of Blaine I went to high school with Blaine's cousin just first cousin and I remember I have memories of Joe Like he played the tuba. He was in theater. I remember seeing a monologue that he did Etc. Joe has no memory of me at all

And so it's just one of those things where it's like, Blaine was like, Joe, you remember Drew, right? And he's like, absolutely not. Yeah. Also, did you just confuse a tuba with a French horn? I did not. I believe he was in the marching band and played the tuba, you should ask him. I thought he played French horn.

He probably played French horn in like regular band, but then like, sous-a-phone. Like, he just got married. No, they say about tuba plays. They know how to blow. Yeah. Is that the... They know how to blow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I can I talk about that? I feel like we've talked about the before but please. I don't think we have. There's someone in the company. There's somebody in the company. Okay. I went to dinner with and we were getting to know each other.

It wasn't Gus. It wasn't Gus. It wasn't Gus. It wasn't anyone here. It was not a on SCF or age or anything like that. But we got dinner and this is my first time meeting them and they seemed super nice and I was like, oh, this is awesome. We were just talking about our lives and I was like, yeah, I used to play the tuba for seven years. And they're like, oh, so that's why you're so good at sucking dick. Oh, that fucking. Oh, we should, that We should probably Ah

Ah Ah We should probably clarify that this is not like an exact this is like a little No, no, no, no, no, no, yes, that's like your meeting But also, it's fine because like we're friends and I make jokes all about that all the times I know, yeah I make sure that they know that they said that to you I every time Oh, I don't know what everybody else is saying that is what it is

I say it every I said it. It doesn't make sense because tuba players, like, they're good at tongueing and blowing, but like, they said rim jaw. Yeah, you said rim jaw. Yeah, you said rim jaw. I just don't think that they know what a blowjob is. That's what I said. I also think that they think that, like, if they're uncut and they have, like, the foreskin,

then it would you go? Why would you go? Why would you go? You would blow? Why would you go? I'd probably be like inflating the skin. It's like like what, what 11 year old boy did not think that's what blow jobs were. What's inflating?

It's not a fucking, it balloon animal. There has to be some level of inflation though if you were to blow on a penis like if That has to be like no no no for skin just a like if you were to blow into a penis So like but like there has to be like I don't think you're not your dick your your re through And like that'd be bad it would be like I just want to know what the like it's the same total recall volume would grunt like It's a sea of total recall where Arnold's mass Smash is open on Mars and he goes Swirls up inside the weener

The balls just go Also also Kayla this I was I wanted to bring this up. This is the first time Blizzard. I have had a conversation That wasn't like we met on survive block islands. I mean I had no idea what he looked like Yeah, but this is the first time we've like sat down and had any sort of conversation at all. Oh, this is first impressions. Yeah, this is what I saw you in the background during my orientation.

Right. Ristina's orientation by the way. Yeah, it goes on for like a fucking month. Yeah, it's a huge challenge. The first few days, they're just like, all right, this is you sign this. This is a person and that was an hour, so we'll see you tomorrow.

And it's just like the next day will be like three hours. They drip feed. It's like a, there was like a two week period where it's like, hey, you gotta come back and I was like, wait, what? But I was in the meeting room and all I see is Drew doing like directing stuff or trucked up. That's all I do. That's all I do.

Yes, we can truck that. All I do is, all I do. That's all I do. Yes, we can truck that. All I do is, all I do is direct. Yeah, well, I saw you, I was like, oh, look, you're doing a thing. I was like, that seems to be a good thing. Why was Nyan trucked up? I just thought that I literally started. You weren't here yet.

I wasn't here. You were here. Hey, you weren't here yet. He was on SBI-2, so he could have been. Yeah, but he wasn't here yet. I wasn't here yet There's like a season two. Yeah, oh playing you want to talk about it. I wasn't in on it. Oh This is our season two team for sure. Yeah, absolutely

That's also what they did because I got upset Season two truck. I got upset when I wasn't in truck that a little little bit because it's like jealous because everyone I asked you to work on it I was like blame come help me call you right? God shit going on and you were like no I got you dog you just wanted to be in it We're just the same amount of time command and I'm behind a table going Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm real busy. Hey guys trucked up. This is a prerecord so it's coming out on the 14th Which means I know no yeah trucked up's coming out of the 7 no no no this is a poor this is coming out on the 14th which means no no no no no no this is a This is coming out of the 14th. Let me finish. Hey guys Don't talk to me

Hey, I'm sorry, please continue reclaiming my time So anyway, this is a prerecourse with the RT podcast is coming out on the 14th which means three days after that on the 17th the first episode of truck That will be on Yeah, if they the first episode of truck that will be on the YouTube. Yeah, I think I'm in the first at least first. It'll definitely be on first and then at some point, you'll be on YouTube very shortly after. We're also doing a watch party on the 17th. Yeah, the 17th watch party. Check it out. I was not invited. Me either. I was also on either. Yeah, it's fine. Eric. I was at a meeting yesterday and it was like, the face team guys are doing a watch party and they want no one to come, but you can comment in the comment section. Wow. Do you want to crash?

I want to crash the truck. Yeah, I've already trucked up season two. There's a team blaze. There are there isn't teams about when Blaine and I are there are teams. It's all teams. It's all teams. Did you not watch trucked up? It's not out yet. You didn't watch the fine cut. You all saw the fine. We have the first first. Yeah, wait, I also got the fine cut. I know. I just got here. I got the fine. But like, you all aren't supposed to have the fine. So if you have, I'm not going to be vague.

Uh, if you have an account with us through this one review website, who we use, I think you have access to just a lot of the shit meet Yeah, cuz like I was posting I'd have like barberry job be like in DB was hilarious and be like that's not out for a month And she's like yeah, watch the rough cuts like I'm sick. Don't do that. It's like shit. My favorite thing is reading the Reading the comments. Oh, the comments being the notes. The notes are like reading the like editorial notes. The post team has like a running gag about how I give notes, especially specifically Andre. And shout out to Andre who is one of the best graphic dudes. He does VFX and graphics for any show that you've watched that has that. Good boy. He's an amazing artist in his own right. But uh,

frequently he'll, I just give him things and he's like, that doesn't make any goddamn sense. And then like, a bitch, he'll tweet all of the notes I give him, basically that are super confusing because I guess I just give really esoteric bizarre notes most of the time. Somebody's phone. Guys, you an executive? Not me. Oh, I'm in your shots. What the hell? It's too beefy. Sorry.

It's all I know. Just working out. It's coming out. It's not me, but I'm not sure if it's going to be going. What is it? Is it the Pixel Watch? No, it's the Galaxy Watch 4. Where, how is it?

Sick. I love it. I had an active before this. So it was a huge upgrade. What is that? Oh an active? Yeah, like the active two or something like that which is like Fortwatch Can you like fit bit can you like millennial explain me? What smartwatch is over you I am 34 years old aren't you still millennial right? Explain to

I have I have a Gen Z Valor I Did it was a little I'm a little I'm like the oldest possible is a linear. Yeah, but okay So I like mine because like I used to be like a fit bit bitch Yeah, but they break every two months Yeah, and I can't afford to keep replacing them Uh-huh, and this one integrates with my with my watch and my like Android oh, you're an Android too. Smart home ecosystem, everything.

Just got the Game Boy thing. Oh, the flutters. Yeah, I got the same. I'm going back to Android. I hate my iPhone. Yeah, hate my iPhone. You'll be back. You'll be back.

Yeah, I've never had, I've never owned an Apple product. Every Apple product I've ever interacted with was given to me by a workplace. Wow. I had five zoons in my life. Five zoons? Yeah, that's funny, because I only had one iPod. I still have two of those.

Oh, that's funny. Do you want to know why I had five? I'm assuming they broke. No. Because they just filled up to capacity. So the first one that I got was just like played music. And then I got an upgraded one that was the first one, so it pulled like what, eight songs.

And I got an upgraded one that held more music. Then I got one that had a screen, you can see videos, and it was awesome, and it was like way before the iPod touch. And then they came out with one that had videos, a touch screen, and internet access. And I got two of those because I had one, and no, I had three of those actually. I had one, a touch screen, and internet access. And I got two of those because I had one, no, I had three of those actually. I had one, I lost it.

I got another one for my grandpa. My dad got one, he didn't want it. So I took his, so I had one for music and one for podcasts. Wow. Oh my God. And I still have them, they still work. I guess that's a time. I use them if I don't, if I want to like have,

not have access to the internet, but I want music and podcasts. Yeah, I get that. I've been contemplating swapping out the battery on my original iPod because it's fucking dead since sitting in a box. Yeah, sure. My Zoom's still working.

Just to see what's on there. Well, I just, I don't, I bet if you didn't touch your Zoom's for four years, they would die as well. I didn't. What? Yeah, when I moved, when I moved,

I didn't know where Zoom is, are you still like Zoom is Zoom? Okay, so the last time I touched it before, the last time I touched it, high school was all I cared about. I got a smartphone, my sophomore year of college. So maybe like 2013 or 2014, and then that kind of petered out.

But then when I moved two years ago, I found them again. Jerishem up, they still worked. And now I updated my music on them in case case she hits the fan's, it's scenario. But the battery still works. I got a, I got a, a, a FM radio adapter for it. Because what the hell? I decided against updating the music on my iPod because it's, it works.

It's just low battery, but like, it's such a, it's a time capsule. It's a time capsule. I have another one of the, like those little shitty, like $5 in P3 players that are just like shuffles with them. Yeah. I found one of those and then I want to I want to know what's on it. Wait, what was the first song you downloaded as a? I know. Oh, I know. And it can't be you too. That will force all of us to have you to. Yeah. It's what it was downloaded like purchased or

downloaded like. Like before or legally or both. I kind of want to know both when you're stealing music you wouldn't steal a car I would I would I wouldn't know if the keys were That advertisement didn't make it you wouldn't steal car you wouldn't steal whatever you would a house You would have download a house. Why would you download a movie also the music for that commercial was Get the fuck out. Oh, yeah The movie also the music for that commercial was Pirate. Get the fuck out. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I talk about all like I think last stream we did we talked about the commercial, the dog commercial, the standard dog. I think about that commercial. Yeah, like I don't like you when you like she's like on the dog. Yeah, I think about that commercial too.

You don't take me for walks anymore. Look what weed is doing. Okay, wait, so what's the first song you purchased for a song you stole online wire? I want to say. Also, wait, wait, I also need to know your first album because that feel I feel like that's three telling things. First album, I'm an album guy.

And I LP, but like a CD. The first CD I ever, I consciously remember asking my parents to buy was either the Pokemon 2000 soundtrack. Pokemon 2000 soundtrack or the first Britney Spears City. Okay, those were those two. Those are your desks now. What's the download? My first they ever paid to download and I could be wrong. I don't think I am. I think it was the naked mole rap from Kim Cossova. That's the United States. Yeah, I think I picked it. And then I remember, because my grandpa had a computer that he could buy music on, and my uncle was, and my uncle was a degenerate, just a preface. So when I came in the room and I had like a dollar,

and I was like, grand papa, I would like to purchase one song. And he was like, this is sad. And then he sat me down and my life changed. He sat me down to the computer. And my life was changed. I believe the song that I was gonna buy that I didn't then illegally download it was get out by JoJo. Very good. Nice. Sticks and Night at the Roxbury soundtrack. Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm saying? Okay. I mean that's 97. 97. Yeah. Yeah. And then, uh, Grand Theft Auto Vice City completely, like made my musical taste.

Like, to this day, I still listen to a lot of the tracks. So, like, I think those are the songs that I downloaded. It was all that shit. Dang, um, oh, do you want to go first? Sure, sorry. Pure moods. And I have a 65 for my first two albums. What? Wait, pure moods, like full 65 were my first two albums

Wait pure moods like the one commercial where it's like Ever wanted to be like I want that for Christmas and my mom's like, okay Parents fucking music Wait, what was the one that was like there was like this one it was one commercial around like the late 90s early 2000s and it played Every Horses white horses running through the woods Part in sign it was like was it the collection? That's not pure moves. That's just like the best of

Don't wait. Is that like the the one that's like tell me how am I supposed to live without you? That is greatest collection. Is that like now? Now this is It wasn't it now it was before the nows Yeah, I know exactly you just a lot to call memory commercial for 10 years we had to deal with that It was a banger Power you'd be sleep you'd be asleep 3 a.m. And just

That but it also was Shirley temples And it was it was colorized now like it was very important people fucking love Shirley Temple I would thought Shirley Temple is gonna be a cracker True a simple collection It's commemorative coin commercials And then if you're a pervert like me, you'd wait up on late night on Comedy Central. You'd hear the steel drums. You'd be like, yeah.

Wait, what happened with the steel drums? You just saw some boobs. No, you saw stars over the city. You saw stars that said like, 99.99. Oh, and it's like all this number. No, no, no, no. This girl's got a wild cat.

It's like, they didn't have blurs. no, this girl is the girl's got a wild cat. It's like they didn't have blurs. They had like little stars oscillating around the nipples. You've never seen a girl's got a wild commercial. Formative. What? Absolutely. Absolutely.

That created, yeah. It was that. It was that. Iron Maiden. Iron Maiden. A girl's got a wild commercial. We put them in the, in the reactor from the fly. I earned MADE IT! I earned it! A girl's gone wild! We put them in the reaction from the fly!

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First a song that I downloaded. I so okay, don't get mad at me. I've never bought an album. Like a physical copy of an album. I feel like I've only bought, if I buy an album, it's because I believe in that person. Yeah, I don't believe in anyone. I believe in Carly瑞 Chapson. That's all valid.

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I learned how to play it on the violin. I'm a professional. You were a percussionist? I was a two-a-play. That's what I was talking about. I don't know, because I'm quirky. I do things that are quirky. Yeah, sometimes brass people like percussion too.

Yeah, well I people like percussion too This is by instrumental and then the that was the first song I purchased in the first song I downloaded was on lime wire and it gave me a it was Fuck it was that song with Timberland and Katy Perry. Oh Not our course. Why is it so recent? I don't know wait, can you give me a year? Temple and no, no, never mind. It was a black eyepiece. It was a black eyepiece The let's get it started. Let's I got a feeling I was obsessed with cold Me again mean, again, if we ever meet again, that I did down that though.

Yeah, like 2009 you are so young. You're a baby. I was graduating 1996. 96. Yeah. Our gap feels so much wider though. Wait, what are you? What are you?

94. Okay. Before after the line King came out. No, anywhere. So probably before before. I think I'm after Lion King. You're after Lion King. Lion King was like November 94.

Yeah. And it's like, that's the line in the sand always draw where it's like, oh, you haven't existed in a universe where the Lion King wasn't always a thing. Yeah, Lion King was my first Disney movie. In the same way that he was my two. That like, the same way I feel about like back to the future. Yeah. We've never been in a universe that didn't, like back to the future wasn't always around.

I love those movies. I think Lion King or Pocahontas might have been my first theatrical experience. I had a, how old are you? 90. That's your 90. Oh, okay. Because I'll laugh.

Oh my god, you've been 90 years old, though. You're 90 years old. We almost got him. I almost got him. I almost got him. Aladdin was my first Disney movie. Ooh, a lad. I have a big good one. It's,. It's like because my grandma lives in Georgetown

So we went to this round rock theater for sale right now, and I just want to fucking buy it I saw a lad in I saw Jurassic Park in it. I'm sure it's like a million fucking doll. Well, it's a round rock But it's eight screens. It was like a dollar theater. I'm not gonna be by a theater. Oh, yeah, yeah Keep it on that can we buy a theater. Oh, yeah, yeah Can we somehow Matt Damon cuz he knows about Zeus You just brought it up. I think Aladdin was also a part of my bisexual wake. Oh absolutely Jasmine came out in that outfit Oh, yeah, so Aladdin just in general. Yeah, that whole movie. Yeah, and the tiger

Oh, shit Cove I had to describe you guys. I'll start you go Robin Hood the animated Like animated No, that's like that's Like like Dude is hot as fuck. I was talking to me. No, no, no school fucks That's also like I was talking to him. Name his quality is now. I'll try right hair Oh, he's actually he's he's still some rapport. I mean, he's still some rich. Yeah, he's he's a socialist Like come on. He's still some poor. Yeah, but he's he doesn't got he doesn't have it. Yeah, he's not he's not like the swagger of the tramp, you know Yeah, yeah, swagger of a tramp you respectfully that would be you

That's your first so With the feather in the cap and everything the cap yeah in the bow Yeah, I see I had to describe you to you guys the other day. Like, I can't remember what the context was, but it was essentially I was describing sex eyes, fuck me eyes. And I said, Nala from the Lion King.

Yes. And you guys all looked at me like I had just cut so much to the front of you. 100% like the Elton John song. And then like, yeah, that is the first time I saw sex eyes ever. Why didn't it happen? Wait, what happened? I don't know.

I thought I was getting crucified when I said that No, Mon and Puma just like fucking watched the fun Oh They totally did I totally walked that out Simba and in in Nala have their whole montage where they're reuniting. Yeah, and then to watching and they're just watching them fuck Who's that? No, John John John John John John and then Focollins went hard on the tarzans sound for no reason I can show man. I want to know.

Also, he went hard. Who Collins has the largest private collection of Alamo memorabilia in the world? That tracks. And it's in Switzerland right now. That also tracks. Why not? He just won it.

He's just super into the Alamo. He deserves it. I got chills. He just knows the thing about the Tarzan. Dude, it's such a banger. It's not a banger. I was going to say, you should keep an eye out on that theater. And if the sale goes through. It it's not it's for sale right now

We could go buy it right now. We're gonna buy a theater You should like The game try I went you've never been to my house So they have the last night of the Alamo have you been on? Yeah, you always are creeped out about it because you're like I were still working on the floors I have floors now. I have floors and baseball.

And half floors before. For seven years, I didn't have floors. Where's Congress? It's a Congress bear's concrete. And no, almost. In some places. It's in the Marks' Bay. No, it's like next to a Mexican food restaurant.

Oh, fine. It might be the Mexican food restaurant now. They might have turned the theater into a Mexican food restaurant. Nice. But I have theater seats from the original Alamo Draft House. Check. Oh. The Tolo has that as well.

Yeah. Oh, he must have been there. Because I was 19 and then like Bar DeFrance fake ID and then went to the last, it was the last night at the Alamo. Yeah. It's very like the first time I spent a lot of money on something. Yeah. And then there's like 300 bucks.

Holy shit. And I was like, in like back time. Yeah, yeah. And so like When they give you like they gave us a wrench and a hard hat and they were like whatever chairs you want You can take at the end of the movie and I like had to unbolt them from the floor Oh, that's a cool experience. Yeah, probably depressing. There's a lot of my college bar They didn't have um Flores with longest time so on the inside it was just dirt What's up? Where did you go to college?

I went to college. I went to college. State Mary's college of Maryland. Uh, I will say y'all are not allowed to claim me anymore because I don't Respectly I don't fuck you. She's right Mary Mary's Same Mary's okay. Yeah, I'm respectfully fuck you. I respectfully fuck y'all But yeah, it was a kind of I used to oh my oh my God, it used to be this safe ride driver. Do you all know what safe ride is? Yeah, it's like, you like help drunk people. Yeah, with your scooter? No, no, with the scooter, we had a van.

So we had to get van certified. And we would pick up drunk people from the local bar and then drive them back to college, which was really awesome. It was a paid opportunity. Well, I think it came up with the idea for Uber when I was in high school. That's the kind of thing for you guys.

Yeah, and I was like in ninth grade, and it was like, when I was in high school. That's the kind of thing. That's the kind of thing. I was like in ninth grade and I was like, when I get my license and I go to college, I'm going to pay, I'm going to have drunk people pay me the drive number on because I'm never going to drink. Taxi. All right, go ahead. No, but no, but you can just text and call me. This is good enough.

You have to call it taxi depot and hope for the best. Absolutely. I don't think I'm going to get a minivan. And then I was just like I don't learn how to drive College I would finish your sins cuz I have a whole drunk college Well, I was gonna say um well, we constantly kept mixing with so there's this term that we call townies Which is people on the look right? Yeah, no, no, no, is that just a normal thing? Kids who aren't in college the, the non college folks. Yeah.

So when we pick up, when we pick up people, we were us in your military base. So that was also worse. Well, we would pick up people like college students from the bar and like the townies would always just fuck with us. Like there was one time where I was calling for, you know, people to get in the van and I turn around and they're just dude pissing on my tire. Oh, fine. And I'm like, dude, stop pissing on my tire.

And he's like, you want to fight about it? And I was like, why are we immediately there? Okay. Jesus. It sounds like crap. It's also awful. This dick is out in that moment. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he's more vulnerable. Yeah, yeah. You're more vulnerable. You should have kicked him in the dick. Yeah. Kick him in the dick. I was like, stop being my tire. Honestly, grab his dick.

No, I, bold man. No, it's not, it's not. It's not your map. What is though? It's on his face. No, it's not like you're not What is this on his face? He's drunk you can out you can out It's not sexual you're just making him He was he was being on my tire and I was like do stuff you my tire I'm not being on your tire and I'm like are you gonna gas?

not peeing on your tire. And I'm like, are you gonna gaslight me? I can't. I can't. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it.

You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it.

You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. Yeah, that's yeah, how are you in college? Yeah, I feel like you and I would be good friends in college Yeah, cuz I so I went to a co-op so going from Community college living with my parents the most weird bling thing that I know about bling is that he lived in a co-op in college It's the most out of you explain a co-op a co-op is like a living community

Right, so like it's a group of people and you have to apply to get into it And it's kind of like a fraternity but on the far left and not like more conservative, broy type of shit. So it's like you can have girls and guys are all living together and they have to accept your application and basically once you're there, you do labor, to do four hours labor a week. And that's assigned to you by an officer

who's called the labor czar, which eventually I rose to the position of labor czar. Labor cz are. You have meals together. Part of your rent is paying for food and you have a grocery store runner who runs and buys grocery. And then your labor can also be cooking meals

for the rest of the house. It's like fucking hog work for us. Have you never heard of a co-op? No. Really? Yeah, because we didn't have that. That's crazy. It's like a family.

Yeah, there's like co-op. Are you still waiting? We might have had an alcohol time, I think about it. I went and got drinks with an old co-op. Are you still waiting? We might have had an incalout done, I think about that. I went and got drinks with an old co-op friend not too long ago. I kind of burnt my bridge with the co-op because I got really busy with my internship.

Yes, because I dated a girl, she was a German exchange student. Nice. We didn't work out. Take a blend, ziggled. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't work out.

And then all the friends were like upset with me. Oh, they sided with the German girl. You because it was like she wanted to do distance and I was like, the time-changel on his girlfriend ruined this. Yeah, this is not like one state over. Yeah, you're sure we need. So I just kind of I just kind of smoked bombed out of that place, but I'm like still good with a couple of people. That's good. Uh, anyways, this is all pre-Uber. So we just took the bus or if you didn't have the bus like it was two miles from six feet, you just walk. Oh, yeah, I forgot that your tap is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You turn right now. Amitowny. It's how you're at town. You're at town.

Well, I think we're townies now. Yeah. We town heroes. Yeah, we turn in it. That's not the townie. That's not a good thing. That's not a good thing. It's not a good thing. It's not around. It's driving through campus. Make you as sad as it makes me. That's not a good thing. If I were on this, this driving through campus make you as sad as it makes me. Yo. I have never seen the campus. Existential drone.

It is, yeah, it is like a zone. It's an existential dread zone. Where it's like you cross a certain street and you're just like, have you ever, it was, it was, it was, I didn't even go to YouTube, but it's just like not being in college and then being on the college campus.

My bones dried up. My skin began to wrinkle. You suddenly see ghosts of yourself walking through campus. That's where I had my panic attack because my final wasn't so big because you didn't know it was too slow. Yeah, so for me, my school, I went to Georgia State, but it's not like, it's less of a panic.

Go dogs, I don't know what they're saying. Panthers. Go Panthers. It's less of a campus and more of a school bought a bunch of random buildings just in downtown Atlanta. So it's like a campus and more of like a school bought a bunch of random buildings just in downtown Atlanta. So it's like a three mile radius and your classroom and dorm could be in any of it.

It's like NYU Atlanta. Sure, yeah. So whenever I, so when I'm just in Atlanta, I'm just like, oh, I feel like this is, I'm like in, it feels like an in college. It's just like, oh yeah, I have to walk, I have to like walk past this bar and to go to my business class

or like go have to go pass this theater to go to my accounting class. And it's just like, I had to walk I'd like walk past this bar to go to my business class You're like go I had to go pass this year to go to my accounting class and it's just like I was like so it's like people like Yeah, who in go downtown have fun like no, it's like drama It's like yeah like my mom has worked in the same building downtown For 30 years I think I think she had the student like visit your mom on your way to class Yeah, yeah absolutely I had a student job in the same building as my mom. So she was on like one floor and I was like on another floor. I'm glad to hear that you were the kind of kid that was like, I love seeing my parents.

And I'm like, I'm ashamed, I don't want to fucking see you. I would go home like every other week. Yeah, my dad coached at the same high school that I went to and I would eat lunch with them in his classroom. I like my parents very much. Wait, that's so nice. My mom was not a part of school in it anyway. I felt like people would be like,

most suck having your parents hanging over and it's like, no, it's like time I get with my parents that none of you asked for it. And also sometimes you'll buy me food because I'm poor and also give me a toilet paper whenever I ask for it. So, there you go. And that's it. So it used to be a part of your in college

about healing. You can do it. I don't know, you don't know. I don't know, you've never done that. I was like, that's right. So I used to be a partier in college about me and I'm like, yeah, dude, I don't know. I don't know, you never got that. You're like the gamer. I'm a gamer. No, we used to have a party called, we live in the boon establishment, so we used to call them boon bangers.

Boon bangers. We would have themes. So our first theme party was Coachella, so people came up and festival clothing and stuff like that. A lot of head and knee and legos. We couldn't have parties inside our house. What house? It's our outside or a town home.

Zoning? Yeah, we, they were senior living in town home. So because they're the only question. Public safety said that you're only allowed to have like eight or like 10 people out in a townhouse. Oh, we're in a townhouse. So what we did, we put a speaker outside in our portico and just blast music.

Is that better? Yep, and then a crowd would just form. Form, form, and shit. Front of your townhouse. And there you have a party. So the majority of our parties were outside. All of our parties. It was a block party.

And then, you see where. That's better because now your house is clean. And then you can't get arrested, because no one knows you started it. Wow. We were really nice. Like I would go to public safety and be like, Hey, I'm throwing a party.

Yeah. Just so you know, I'm going to be your contact person. So it's stuff like that. And they're like, okay, cool. And I also worked for Habitat for Humanity. And we had a bake sale that day. So I know. I know.

I'm just going to give them a good deal. Yeah, sure. I built four houses, one tiny home. But we would have a bake sale on stuff. And I would take the leftover cookies. And at our parties, I would just walk outside with like a tray of chocolate chip cookies and be like, wow, for anyone to want any.

I'm glad that you did the like, fake, it would have been like the classic movie set up where you bake two things. These are for Habitat for a Humanity. These are the weed cookies for the party. I need a mix of, oh no, no. Co-op parties are similar, every co-op, at what what co-op are you I was super co-op

So that was no way so super co-op was three co-ops and one we're a giant. Oh, yeah They built that after they built that after because like they treat 21st Street co-op that was a firehouse No 21st Street still there. That's where Ryan Haley went got it. You're familiar with fun house and Ryan Haley I Used to party with Ryan Haley in college familiar with the fun house in Ryan Haley, I used to party with Ryan Haley in college. I want a party with Ryan Haley. I party with Ryan Haley. I party with Ryan Haley. Shut the bar down. Yeah. Yeah. But it was there's personally. I left before him. 21st. They were the crazy ones. We were super cool. We were a little bit more

like together. But like we had a big coat of courtyards and you just have these big courtyard parties. Fucking awesome. Blast the music. He was great. We would get in trouble if we were ever on top of the portico. So what is a portico? So it's like, you have a door, I realize, you have a door, right? There's like a little archway.

Yeah, there's like a platform on top of archway. Okay. That's a portico. And you can access it from like the window. Yes. So I would put a I would climb through the window. The second window put a speaker, the concept speaker out there and

then just blast music. So it's like a little porch. It's a little porch. It's a little porch. A porch. A porch. Yeah. But imagine imagine that instead of the triangle. It's just. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That one. Yeah, it's one of those They a widow's walk one of the the conditions of your lease when you sign up for a co-op is you could not go on the roof

Because so many people kept going on the roostering parties and like falling off. Yeah, so that actually okay great that you brought that up That actually happened I was at a banger Not my banger, but I was at a banger not the boon banger not the boon banger But someone I came into a party and as I was entering the door someone was falling off Establishing shot for a party in a movie That is a shot in laser And then somebody falls down the stairs. Yeah, I walk in as someone Jesus That sounds like one of those I feel like everyone has those moments in life that feels choreographed

That was choreographed that happened Do you have one not a found my head? No, yes. I mean yes, what like just like something like that And like this for a getting locked in. Oh, yeah, absolutely Berlin. So I was two managers band. And I think I might have told you this. Yeah, yeah, so I was two or a man. I was two manager for George Wasky, who's a very dear, good friend. He's a very nice dude and a delight to be around. However, I am not a tour manager and I had no idea how to do my job.

And so I had wound up without knowing about 30,000 euro in like a little zip pouch that didn't lock. And I was like, George, what am I supposed to do with this money? And he was like, you haven't been going to the bank? And I'm like, no, was I supposed to be going to the bank? He's like, yeah, usually, usually you go to the bank, we need to go get this money changed over.

And so we just are walking through Berlin like tightly holding a 30,000 euro. This is a movie. A thousand euro. And so we show up to through Berlin like tight tightly holding a And so we show up to this like money exchange place and I like I like walk up to the lady and she's like Whatever you say in German. Hello. Yeah, hello And so I like I open the thing and she goes She walks behind her like bulletproof glass like window and goes and locks the and I'm like, oh fuck, we're so host and she was like, staunch counting. So like, it just duffs it all out. Like I just started.

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least she did that. Yeah, terrifying. Like, yeah, she locked the door and I was like, oh, she's gonna kill us. I'm dead. I'm dying in bro. Like, yeah, choreographs. Just that,'m just very

Specifically remember like like yeah like a shooting a movie where it's like two dudes walking through Berlin It's like holding it. Yeah When I was in New York most recently from New York Comic Con I like took a side street There's this pizza place that I hadn't been to in like six years and I was fucking dying I've never stopped thinking about that pizza place if it was so good So I take a side street to get there and I'm not super familiar with New York. So I'm just kinda like a little, just get it out, you know,

cause it's like big, big city. And I'm walking by this lady and she's probably like in her late 50s or something and she's like at one point bending down as I'm walking up like probably a hundred feet away from her. As I approach, she just stops like in a automaton and just like scares straightforward, shits her pants. What?

Oh my God. Oh my God. And I hear all of this and I'm like right here next to her. What do you do? And I jumped and I was like, oh no. Oh. And I like started a media loop looking around for hidden cameras because it, because I felt like a hidden camera

Homeless person shouldn't so they didn't look homeless. They just looks like a normal Someone's just here's the thing Someone just use the thing I Thought people shit them. I thought your pants was gonna be a less of a risk the older I got no more you peak at 16 Like that's the last time you're like I'm not gonna shit my it's a pair of bullets. It's like high risk lower lower risk I'm just 20s high That's like when mom though is like hey when was the last time you shit your pants? And I was like what do you mean the when I was a kid? He's like no no like the last time you shit your pants And it was like I've never shit my mean when I was a kid? And he was like, no, no, like the last time you shit your pants. And I was like, I've never shit my pants when I was a kid.

And he was like, oh, yeah. It's not a matter of if now. It's just a matter of when. I don't think he told me. He told me. I didn't think I'd shit myself other than having the flu when I was like 15. I almost shit myself.

I almost shit myself in New York City. So I don't know, something in the hot dogs. I, I got food poisoning in New York City as well. I've had food poisoning, I've never shit myself. Yeah, I've never shit myself. I was, it was a, it was a trot back from the Dwayne Reed. Like I was, I was clenching everything I had. I was covered in sweat.

The second to last time I went to New York, I got food poisoning and almost shit my pants on the plane. That's crazy. I've made two people, I've made three people piss their pants before. From laughing? Yeah, that's awesome. That's incredible. Thank you.

I feel like, you know, penis hovers pee theirself sometimes. All the time, all the time. Because sometimes when you're like, okay, don't look at me like that. I'm with you. Don't look at me like that. There's a continuum. Because like when you're peeing sometimes, you're peeing out of your anlondon, like, you know, you get the last square to pee out.

Right. And then there's the extra. So I gotta give it a tug. I do. You gotta roll it out. Like a blot. Just roll it out. That y'all don't dab it.

Oh, I dab. You dab. Yeah, I roll and then I dab. You know, dab. With a very added distance. No, of course not. Normally, I'm peeing. ping this is like I'll be ping yeah, and then I'll lean over to the toilet paper and I'll pull out like Oh something that seems scripted for me so I went to a party at University of Maryland Don't know why I said that

University of Maryland. Don't know why I said that. University of Maryland and- University of Maryland. Which is not where you went. You were at St. Mary? Yeah, I was just saying Mary's calls to Maryland. You can't claim me. I can't claim me. You can't claim me.

I am not an alumni. They're going to take my degree away. It's whatever. Yeah. Yeah. You can clear your debts too. Well, no. That's where my bio come to agree.

Anyways, so I was at a party. It was a fun rager. We were playing beer pong and stuff like that. And it didn't work. Yeah, no, you're dead to do Oh, no, it's like when my bio come to agree Anyways, so I was at the party it was a fun rager. We were playing beer pong and stuff like that and the clock hits 3 a.m And I go I need to go to church So yes, it was a very this is a very word movie so my best friend Now my best friend now not at the time I she was like doing stuff. she was somewhere. I stole her car. I stole her car to go to church at three a.m What were you on nothing? I just really I really just like needed to go why just have like this was when I was like Christian

St. Mary's a Catholic college. No, Were you having too much fun and you felt guilty and you had to go to church? I think that's what it was. Holy shit. That had crazy. That had crazy. I have like, I had like Christian guilt or something. Wait, do you not have Christian guilt?

Oh my God. No, I do. I was literally talking to my therapist over a week and about Christian guilt. I have mad Christian guilt. Yeah, I have Baptist guilt, which is like, the gross, yeah, yeah, boy. I have mad Christian guilt. Yeah, I have Baptist guilt, which is like the gross person. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got this. Yeah. Yeah. When you're gay. Yeah, see the, like, having a mother who was like an elder minister, sure. Yeah, both my parents were very active and are very active in the church. And finding out that your son's bisexual, you're like, hmm, yeah, yeah.

Game changer. Yeah. Yeah, yeah game changer Yeah, my therapist is a black mother As it should be and she has like a she has a lesbian daughter. I love that. I know I know the gaze I'm aware of the gaze. I love that And she's like super sweet and then she's accepting the page. She's nope. She sent an email to everyone saying hey move to Alaska I am no longer. Oh my god. I love that for her. Yeah, I was like, you're on your like, hot girl's dream. Yeah, she's living the dream. And she's like,

I'm gonna do a therapy anymore. So by 2023, find a new one. I was like, you gotta tell 2023. Yeah, yeah. I'm so yeah. It's not like a two week notice. How you been going to that therapist for years? This was my is my first There's like I actually Yeah, no, I have to reconnect I'm not I just chose not to get in tell like I eat up banana on yes, only to look directly into your camera That's Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, It just makes my mouth it's like you're fine Stop spitting in the mouth. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god for the audio listeners. Oh my god Blizzard's holding drew down I'm hitting banana directly

No No and see it's back to the whole. Oh, I can't believe you guys have milk air piss No, no, no. And see, it's back to the whole. I can't believe you guys have Mil therapist, that's crazy. Is that bad? Is that good? I just could never, I feel like I just could never pay a man and believe he's listening to me. Oh, word. And honestly, that was, that was.

Yeah. I also, okay, so, male therapists, every story I have from my personal life of people of like, women with male therapists sounds like the beginning of a horror film. Oh, yeah, oh god. And I'm just like, girl, do better for yourself. Like, the most prominent one is one of my girlfriend's friends friends. Uh, first of all, it was Fiona's going away party. Okay.

Uh, her roommate wants to come by because she's met Fiona, she likes Fiona. She brings this drunk girl who we've never met before, named Coco. She's like, fucking. Just named dropping. She's never gonna. She's never gonna. No. No.

And this was just faded, blacked out drunk, sitting on my floor. We're all having a very tender light. It's like a very tender lesbian night of us in Hannah and Maryl and Jess rolling, we feel this baby in LA. And then there's the energy shifts because they're both drunk. Emily's thought this was a party,

the other girl thought it was a party party. We're talking about Hannah's cancer. It was very not the vibe and she just comes in and she's just like, we're talking about like we're talking about like Hannah's cancer. It was like very not the vibe and she comes in and she's just like We're talking about therapy and she's like I got a therapy We're like oh, yeah, and she's like I got a therapy My therapist like it's older guy and like I love it Like in love with him like yeah, I want to fuck him Oh, and like he reminds me of my dad

I want to fuck him. Oh. And like, he reminds me of my dad. Oh. Oh. So from that point on, just who is my roommate at the time, she takes a bullet for us and kind of sequester with her in like a conversation. Because she's first of all, she's the only person

in this house at this point that is other than her that is attracted to men. So she kind of takes her in like they're talking. And she's just like, yeah, and I think the reason I'm so attracted to them is like, he can't fuck me. Like, cause he's my therapist, so he can. That makes me want him. And I was like, you shouldn't go to the therapy.

I think therapy might not be for you. I'm telling you, get a new therapist. Yeah, so now she's, yeah, but now she's, she's like 24, 25, young. And now she's like about to marry this like, born again, Christian dentist, who's like 36 36 who she's been chasing for like four years who finally decided to give her the time of day after he had his like religious awakening who lost his job as a dentist because he refused to do any oral surgery

because he said that it was against the Bible to do like show me where it show me where the Bible so now he's basically just a dental hygienist because he refuses to do any type have these. Show me where it, show me where in the Bible, because that's so tired. So now he's basically just a dental hygienist because your fuses do any type of oral surgery. And he's about to like move to like Tennessee to start his own like practice. And I'm just like, just gonna start a practice where you only do cleaning.

I'm a dentist who refuses to look at your mouth. Yeah, I'm not, yeah. What if God doesn't want me in that hole? If you're gonna sin, okay. If you're gonna sin, don't do anything boring. Like I've talked about this before, don't do anything boring like, where mixed textiles are. Yeah, so like that.

Like, go fuck a dude. Go hard, go fuck a dude. Jesus die. Jesus die for something. You think Jesus died for you to eat shrimp? Like, oh, I'm so dead. I'm so dead. Like, don't fuck a dude.

You wash your sins, wait. Start sinning. Start sinning. Why are you it? You gotta give them something You have pre-save credit right now Pre-save credit and you were not using your pre-save credit. It's not gonna roll over It's not roll over it's like a flexible spinning account. It's not gonna roll over Not roll over you got it using their losing you better sin. It's fun to joke about it now And it's fun to have like a podcast called good morning from hell where I play a demon and shit like that

But like dude Going to hell, I'm sorry. Like early mid, early 20s, Blaine, the dealing with me figuring out where I stood with religion, like yeah. Did you, was it terrifying for you guys? Yes, absolutely. Because you thought your internal life, your internal soul's well being, was it fake? Also, having anxiety does not help. No, do you have any

sense? Well, you should just pray. I was just praying. I think you and I have a similar trajectory where it's like, if I got a tattoo when I wanted a tattoo, I would be looking back on it now and being like, what a dumb shit, what a cringey person, whatever I would get.

Oh, you've got like, I'm such a different person now. Yeah. Then I was when I like got out. I was like, we've got like, we've got like Psalms 13, 12, that's it. Yeah, oh my god. Oh, you would have got Bible verses? Oh, no, I would have gotten Bible verses.

No, I've told you what I would have gotten. What was you about praying him? No, no, it wasn't even that. It was, and I was actually like, really? I was just like, oh, I'm disappointed that it's not like faded now. When I was 16, I was like, I want to get a tattoo of my friend who's like, what do you want to get?

I was like, I want to get two film reels on my shoulder, bro. With the laughing and crying drama mask. Oh! Any guys. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, do not tell anyone that. He wouldn't die to raise your head. He would have died.

Your trajectory would have been, you wouldn't have had a manifesto by now. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, a mess. So the fact that that's not on my body, and the fact that like every time I thought about it, tattoo is like, bro, you almost fuck your whole body up. That's so funny.

I had considered something like a half sleeve of like a film reel coming out of my body. This is my riding hand where I write my movies. That's so crazy. Should we get tattooed? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. YouTube cannot be trusted with your own bodies. We're regularly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm looking at how I'm gonna help you. I'm talking about this. The only tattoo that I think I would ever get that would make sense to me is when Dutch pass away.

I was gonna say Dutch tattoo. When an admiral, yeah, dog paw. Yeah, dog paw or like. Don't get a dog paw. I would say a little paw. Yeah, just like a little something. Well, like Dutch put, the first time I met Dutch, he put his foot on my foot.

But I don't know, I don't want a tattoo on my foot. Apparently they're fucking painful. That's like the most painful. They hurt their face. I would disagree. Really? I would say the art, it closes to the armpit. Oh yeah, that. You're gonna show my feet.

You have tattoos on your feet? No. Also, I'm trying to get a wiki feet, not this way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you're not on wiki feet? I'm not on wiki feet. It's very effective. I never show pictures of my feet. I'm on wiki feet, you're not on wiki feet.

I'm on wiki feet. I'm on wiki feet. Yeah. Apparently, you gotta go show pictures I want wikifit you're not wikifit I'm on wikifit yeah apparently you got to go through like the man yeah wikifit men wikifit men but I'm not on there because I never show pictures of Now I'm on fucking wikifit. There's one photo of me in a lupy cosplay It's five stars Yeah, I got good feet. Dude, you got to excellent. Oh, you got 5.17 out of five. Extra credit. Yeah, hell yeah.

You take like AP classes in high school for your feet. Why? Magnet cum laude. How big are you? How big are you? 12. Yeah, size 12. Yeah, I want you to know.

I want you to know. The gays are eating that up. That's fine. Yeah, absolutely. I got 4.78 out of five. So what make a weeky feet just kidding. Don't do that. I'll do that. So this is like a whole gaze. There's a lot of pictures of laying. There's I think why am I writing so high? Because there's so few. I have a supply chain. There's so much about blame. I don't know what you did to the gaze. I'm gonna be honest with you. The tumbler days are you in James? You and James in the tumbler days, I have no idea. It's because of the shirtless thing. I've never seen, I've never seen gay men so horny for like,

it's not even like horny Hornet away that is so respectful. Yeah, it's a respectful thing or they're just like boyfriend material, but also I posted blame on my Instagram story and one of my mutual was like comment it back. Is that the guy from tumblr? It's the venn diagram of like you've done some Disney adult shit. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Sure, this stuff in your life. So yeah, oh boy friend everybody wants to find every now and then I'll get like From like like a Tumblr to Twitter account. Yeah people like in it and I'll be like, oh, what is this? They got a picture and I'll look through and be like, oh, fuck. Like it's just like, and it's a lot of clips and gifts taken out of context from Rooster Teeth content

where it's like me, like, gyrating or something and I'll be like, oh, no. Yeah. And it's like, it's like. Lane is in a black and white gift compilation somewhere for sure. And it's humbling to think that like people might be jerking it to that, but also like, I don't know how to feel about that.

I, this is, that's why I personally believe in embarrassing yourself on the internet first for anyone else's does. Yeah. Beating them to it. Yeah, so that's why I always think of people. I deep throat microphones before anyone else can catch me deep throat and breath.

Yeah, do an accident. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you get a really aggressive cough. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Guys, I'm like one of the, Yeah, you're really aggressive

Do I make a tumbler account or is that just like you want to make a tumbler? Do you want to make one right now? Well, like, tumblers back tumblers back to like new yeah, but they have like a really cringey like shit We're back and there's no rules on here. No Elon's allowed. She's the most episode of the us making bland a ton of things right now. We can make bland a ton of things right now. I made a Tumblr and I made it,

like I have two Tumblr's, I made one public and you know, the Rupert's Youth community were like, hey, I think if things went really south and I was in a not great time. And I'm not saying that this is what applies to people who have decided to do this. You're saying I'm mentally ill,

and that's why I made a toast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I feel like I can bring in the fucking cash. I can pay off your house. You can pay off your house like showing your butt hole. I know, but I don't want to. You wouldn't even have to show his butt hole. You could just flex. That people do that. Anyway. I don't know, man. But whenever you're ready to start a business,

I'll be, I'll be doing it. I know a guy, I know a guy, I know a guy, a West, he's really going to take a picture. I can take a picture. I can hook you up with him. Who are? Yeah. My friends that do it, I'm he's gonna take him to the wall. Who are? Yeah. Like, my friends that do it, I'm like so impressed

and they're fucking rolling in cash. It's like so cool to walk. I'm so good at it. Dude, I'm so good. I was trying to interrupt it with Dude Mar, you stole it. You stole it right out from under. Wait, let's try it in a bit.

Yeah, sorry. Dude Mar. Dude, I got it. Oh, my God. I did that out of it. That's so good. I did that. I did that.

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So I'm gonna do it like a sex work content in Euphoria, who you came up, actually in Euphoria. The HBO Max, that's different. So, I think it's the same mindset of people being like, before you who came up actually before you. HBO max. That's different. So, we're under like fast. Also, I think it's the same mindset of people being like

when you get tattooed you can't get employed. Exactly. And like, oh, if you do, you know, not say for word content, you can't get employed. Again, I feel like the trajectory is just, that's where it's going.

You're going to have to have only fans to get the chance. Does if you have only fans? I don't know. Am I allowed out that? I don't know. I feel like I'm going to follow it officially. I know his girlfriend does. I don't know if he have only fans? I don't know. Am I allowed out that? I don't know. I feel like I'm gonna follow it officially. His girlfriend does.

His girlfriend does. I don't know if he does. Okay. If he seems to be doing well for himself, if he's just got a full-time. He does have a video on porn hub. What I want is, do I have a video on porn hub? No, if he does.

Can you check if I do though? Like, if you're not, you look up porn hub on my left. I need a phone. You're fine, you're fine. It's for the content. Here's the thing. I would only say,

this is a low-knit, you're finding new how much money I would make. Like I don't wanna take the initial investment to buy the equipment and get the microphones. I already got the equipment. We already got this shit, but I'm saying like, if it's gonna be, if I'm showing feet and I'm gonna only get 200 bucks,

eh, but if you can guarantee me that it's like, hey, you can buy a new car, show your feet. This is the mentality. Walk face. This is the mentality Walk away. This is the mentality that my therapist warns me again He says like if you're you can't it's all or nothing thing you can't write the the perfect like the perfect script Not gonna get made if you don't write it and you you're expecting it to be perfect You know like it's gonna be shit. Well, it's I'm just saying that for me like I don't really want to show like I don't if Somebody I don't enjoy showing my feet

Well, you have to like market yourself. You have to like this is this is concentration For me, I don't really want to show, if someone I don't enjoy showing my feet. You have to like market yourself, you have to, this is concentration. It's a full time thing. It's a full time thing. It's a market yourself, you have to. It's like if you're gonna do it right, it's gonna take us some stagial time suck.

And then it's like, is it, the risk assessment of me wasn't there. I got to drop 15 and that means I got a New York and get food poisoning again. Well, that's why I love I love giving credit to like only fans creators because it that's so much work I Never and you also have to navigate like not only do you have to navigate the marketing like from a twitch streamer You can market yourself. Yeah, on tick talking to be like I do it stream But only

Only Right you'd be super fucking crafty to like yeah, my Twitter right? I Okay, so I on my Twitter account I have followed people throughout my life before I started actually using it and there's a dude I think we went to high school together maybe more like I met him in freshman orientation Like that's the time frame. He is now in the top 1% of only fans and were mutuals Time frame he is now in the top 1% of only fans and were mutuals So his shit shows up on my feed occasionally and I'm like what oh who is oh Jason Honestly the same mindset and was like who's posting dong at

Okay, that happens a lot with me like strolling stro like strolling, strolling, and then I'll be like, fuck, can I be like at work? And like, she's just, that will, I can't open Tumblr in the office of the world. So like I'm screwed. Yeah. Man, I did that. I went when all of the shit's been happening all week with Elon, I went back to my Tumblr, and it was so, I had such a delightful time.

It was fun, wasn't it? Everyone's going back to Tumblr, I'm just kidding. It was Madness, Selger. Elon's gonna keep all the in cells and then everybody just cruises over to Tumblr. It was so interesting. My Tumblr? Yeah, you didn't erase it?

No. So it's time capsule. It's a time capsule, yeah. Don't fucking touch it. I really didn't erase all the cringe shit. I didn't, I did delete the porn blog, but other than that, I left everything as is, yeah, no. I used to have like back back in my Tumblr area

because I started my career from Tumblr. So I deleted it once I like started doing Twitch and stuff. You got blue up, yeah. And I blew up because I was like, no, why are people looking at old photos of me? Act like I don't know one of buddy. Yeah. And then,

and then I used to have a cooking blog, I used to have a poetry blog and I used to have a poetry blog, and I used to have like my own personal one. I had an art blog, not like fancy art, like comics and drawings, because I used to make comics. Sonic fan art? No, no. No, my heorec think.

Copy nice. Yeah, so it was like an art side blog. I ran the number one fan blog for a random indie artist who is not anyone that if I say the name it doesn't matter Okay, Mal Blum Love him What you canceled they're dating Gabby that you sort of Gabby from Buzzfeed. Oh, yeah that you sort of get me from Buzzfeed. Oh, yeah. She's like, used to be like the finance, lesbian person.

Yeah, just throwing things, names at me and I'm just... That's okay. Yeah, you sort of from Buzzfeed. I think also now, Trends Mask, anyway. Neither here nor there. Our blog, fan blog, main blog, porn blog, gone now, RIP. And then I have a blog that was just me and my friend. And we would post, it was private, private and we just post to each other.

Oh, it's like a DM thing. Yeah. Pre-discord. Yeah. Word. Yeah, it's basically like a discord. So that's it. I never tumbled.

Never tumbled. I feel like you would kill it. You would. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like you would post just good shots. Yeah. Like your shit would be on Sony. They would eat that shit. I don't know, I feel like you would post just good shots. Yeah. Oh, I guess.

Yeah. But like, your shit would be on Sony. It's that it's like, you would eat that shit. Oh, just like a pale aesthetic power fucking. You go into the forest. You see a door. You take a picture of a door. Right.

And like the the tumbler hose are like, how do you mean? Be me. Give it to me. Yeah, no, literally. So you, okay. So again, going down this like this tumbler Uh nostalgia hole. Do you remember so cringe you remember like how every there'd be like a white man of the month on tumblr

Yes, do you remember do you remember Come here kitten guy It was the it was uh Yeah, yeah, like I have you seen that gift recently. Yeah, now that you're not 14. Yeah, and it's very that's a That's a twink. That's just a twink. That's just a twink. That's a twink. It's a twink in his dad because they were wearing a tie and a Jester. They were they were like it was a shot from torso around and it's like coming also clearly in their parents house because it's like an Attic bedroom you can tell us like a like some teenage boy in like an attic bedroom. Yeah, it's so cringe I'm just like everyone was gushing over that gift set and it's just some fucking twin. It's just a twin

It's so fucking twin and then that was one took talk the other day and it was like or and it was the This one guy and he was doing the you know me, no, you know me. You think you don't know me, but you know me. And then he showed the picture and it was like, it was like the picture from the, it was like when Dark Academia first started as the Indian guy. Yeah.

It was him and he was like, you know me and it was that picture with him and like the brown card again and I was like, oh fuck, I do know you. He was another one of the hot, Tumblr man of the month. you. He was another one of the hot tumbler man of the month. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You could be a hot tumbler man of the month. You probably already was.

Yeah. I'm the hot tumbler man of the decade for the games. For the games. Thank you. Thank you. I would surf on Tumblr. I don't think I ever had an account, or maybe I did to Lurk. You still follow me.

But it was mostly just because early on at RT when I was in intern, and it was like between social media's like Twitter and Tumblr, I just wanted to get a temperature gauge on how I was doing amongst the community. Yeah. And for the most part, a lot of people hated me because I looked like they're high school bully.

Well, someone actually sent me a message today when I woke up this morning. I had like my inbox open and they were like, Hey, I don't have anything to say. Like, Oh, I don't have any questions to ask you. I just wanted to say like I'm proud of you and I met you at RTX and I said, I made a comment right before the SCF panel. I hope RT puts you in more content and I was like,

Yeah, I do too. And it's so funny because at the panel, that's when they announced that I was getting hired and they're like, yeah, that was so cool. And also, I'm just really proud's so funny because at the panel that's when they announced that was getting higher And they're like, yeah, that was so cool And also I'm just really proud of like what you're doing and it's fun to watch you and I was like this cool Don't like sweet nice. Yeah You found another What is it?

It's it's it's it's the twink Oh, it's the guy in this thing isn't a bad thing let's start off with that being a twink. Oh, the guy in this. That twink isn't a bad thing. Let's start off with that. Being a twink is a not a bad thing. But I'm just tired of white twinks sometimes thinking that, you know. You know what this gifs set, you know that mean with the dominoes, the tiny one, and then the big one. Yeah. Yeah.

This is the tiny one. And then the big one is like someone nutting over corpse husband's hands. I don't. You're speaking. Do you know another? Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? No, I know what I'm saying.

Corpse. Corpse husband? No. Corpse husband. Like Corpse bride? No. Like the guy with the deep voice. I don't want to know.

Do you know what I'm saying? Corpse about to know. Corpse like plays humor. No, Corpse plays with like Poke mains. Yeah, he's a tick. He's a tick. He's a tick. Yeah, he played with AOC in Among Us. Okay no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no his wife. No, he does hand porn. It's not hand porn But he doesn't he's like one of those youtubers. You don't see their face. Yeah, but we've seen this hand

And they're like Vani and people are like oh daddy. Yeah, daddy. Yeah, yeah I got rough hands We'll put your hand on you so rock climbing No, your hand on you so rock climbing Rock climbing when I tore my goddamn bicep although the anniversary that's coming up And I'll think about going back with Kayla. Oh, no, let's fucking go December 21st was the surgery I think December 17th was the tear you were there when I tore my rotator cuff out Holy shit, that's what happened. Yeah, you came down, you're just like, I'm going home. I got to go home, I'm hurt real bad.

And then like shit. The doctor was like, yeah, you tore your rotator cuff, we could do surgery or you could just deal with it. You could just be different. Yeah, you could just be different. You could just be different. You could just be never the same. I'm going never the same, I guess.

In theater, I tore my rotator cuff. How did you hear it? How did you tear it? I wish I could tell it. I woke up different. I woke up different. I woke up different. I was confused. I was like reaching for a hold and I got it and I slipped

and I felt my hand stayed up and I felt it like pop out of place. Like while I was following, I was like, I'm going to pop this in place before I have to think about it. And then I landed and then like God, I'm like, I feel different. Yeah.

I woke up. And like the next day we had to do MDB. We were gonna be $1 million butt set. And like it just kept hurting. And so I just feel like I was directing that day. And so for part of that day, I took off my belt and just like, hand my heart like slur. Yeah, I know, just like pointing it.

I think a little orphan Tom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so that like this is the same memory that we're thinking of. Okay, you got the gym and you got the two entrances. It happened by this little entrance. It was the mid wall. It was the mid wall. Okay. It was like a little, it was something it was like really like it was like a, uh, wait, yours was by the wall. So if you're looking at the gym, here's the two entrances and

there's that big cave overhang. Yeah, mine was on this side. It was a, uh, a dino where you like jump for one, catch yourself on a really high like 10 12 feet, 12 13 feet off the ground. Yeah, I went, air Jordans got both of my hands on it, but the momentum carried me. My other hand slipped and then all my weight went. I feel like, like what is it like tear? Like roll up. No, it was one perfect like, and then, and I came down and I stopped the landing and I'm like, and then I came down and I stuck the landing and I'm like, and then I try to list my bicep or my arm and it just wouldn't go. So I was just say I realized I didn't do it in theater. I was playing Bubble Soccer.

Bible Bubble Soccer? Bubble Soccer. Is it the Bubble Soccer? In the big bubbles? Yeah, and the person I was going against was like on the soccer team or whatever. He was like a buff dude. He is the ball. Kind of. I really loved everyone's the ball. Person I was going against was like on the soccer team or whatever he was like a buff dude Everyone's the ball. Yeah, we are we're all in a ball and there's a Yeah, so like I go after him and I'm like trying to truck him But I guess his stance was just too good Like when I hit him I actually went up Oh, and then I landed and I landed on leg.

And if he clears this, the bubble that surrounds you, and you have the hole at the top and the hole at the bottom for your legs. OK, so it's not like you have a full linkage. Yeah, you're going to have full bulge. Oh, OK. It's called Zorba Ball. Zorba Ball.

I want to be in one of those so bad. People die in Zorba Balls, I'm pretty sure. I want to go out. That's how I want to go out. Yeah, that's how I want to go out. I saw one where it was like a Zorba. So my body in there, it's on the court. There was a Zorba Ball person that went off the mountain. Just like a mountain cliff.

I have a question for I guess Tyler. How much of a corpse has been sung? Can I play before it's a problem? None. I can read the lyrics. I've sung a lot of Disney songs in this one. I just want them to hear his voice. Show me his fucked up hands. Here, I can, oh, here. I can just play corpse husband's voice. Oh, he's a climber.

I don't know if that's him even though. He's a machine gun Kelly's. Everyone's mean dream. Machine gun Kelly wishes he could be corpse. I refuse to call him. I only pluralize his name. Machine gun, good. Kelly. Machine gun, Kelly's. Coats husband, boy. Machine gun, it's like a turnie's general.

Machine gun, Kelly's. Okay, ready? Yeah. Here. No, there's an ad. Okay. Okay. What's really funny?

So one of my friends, he's in a reaction, because he played with Coats husband and a man asked and his reaction is, oh, who's this guy? He's like, oh, I feel it in my loins. I don't know what's going on. And I'm like sir. You are a married man What is guard we keep grins? It's acid reflux. Yeah, it's like you and then you're you overproduced saliva and you constantly got a clear Yeah, I think that that's what happened Okay, because he has a condition that made his voice this way

condition that made his voice this way. Here's the... Oh, okay. Okay, all right, all right. It's like that low. That's, you know what that is? What? That's a guy who is either really slender or really short in high school and puberty didn't hit him the same as the other boys.

Yeah. So then he lowered his voice intentionally and then he stayed there. Stuck and it maintains. It's a combination of genetics and a health condition he has called Gurd. Do I have Gurd? Do you have acid reflux a lot? Yeah. I just learned what heartburn was. It's two weeks ago. Like when you're having it. Do you clear your throat because it's like it feels like it's just constantly filled with like some kind of food? Remember when I like talked to Barbara and I said hi I eat a lot of food and sometimes after eating food I have to like hack yeah, yeah, I have good you might have good my girlfriend's skirt also

I got I got you I had a reflex for a long time and I get you the medicine the medicine you need is a Okay, I should clarify for it. I don't man medicine. I don't mean you insults against corpse husband Yeah, I just like that's my read on the situation because I know people that are like that. It's okay, you're canceled, are you? They're like too late. Yeah, I'm by forever. Yeah, I've said nothing bad about corpse, only blame. It's got a great voice.

I said that. Nice voice, cool hands. Cool hands. He's doing very well from self-cremal. You could do hands on only hands. Yeah, you can. I don't think I could. I only have my hands.

Well, you have hair. Yeah. Is that good or is that bad? It depends. It depends. Listen, everyone has different needs in the wants I assume. Yeah, everything's a fetish. Yeah, everything's a fetish.

You ever have to sell someone that they could not sell a few picks? No. You had to have that conversation with him? I'm bad. I'm so sorry. Yeah. How did that go? It was like, oh, it was like, no, not good enough. I'm gonna wait I'll be honest

It was like you know like when you're like everyone has always been like, um fucking bruh I I just I just all feet picks and yeah, it's like Me not you that I was like I was like to someone you have perfect Some way of walking around it talking around it. There's someone that thinks that your feet are it. Yeah. I don't know if they have mass appeal. It's like that classic insult to an actor where it's like, you've got a face for radio.

Yeah, sure. It was real. You've got feet for shoes. Yeah, you've got feet for shoes. No, there is one time I posted a picture. I don't know, I'm on the side of this. I know. This is one time I posted a picture of I don't know, I'm on the side of this. I don't know. I just one time I posted a picture of my feet on Twitter,

but it wasn't on purpose. It wasn't on purpose. It was a Loki cosplay and I didn't have my shoes on and it was just a cool picture. But someone, this is when I used to have my Twitter DMs open. Someone messaged me saying, I would pay you $100 to use me as a toilet and step on me in the process. And I said, I do to close my inbox.

Yeah, I don't want to get piss on my feet. I don't want to get piss on my feet. I'm just saying, yeah, I don't think it's going to work. But also $100. That's so nuts. It's not enough for me. It's got to be like five digits. That's so fun.

Do I look like a thousand? Yeah, I know. I know what more. I mean, but like as a start for this. You mean the toilet? They want me to shittin' them. Yeah. I thought it was just, it sounded like piss.

I feel like they would have specified piss. Uh, use you as a toilet. That's a very open. That's an in-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per- Yeah, my roommate in college one time got grifted into sending feet picks. Oh, no, did not get paid. Did not get financially compensated. And then, Sounds like this sounds like a, an ambulance chaser commercial,

like a lawyer commercial. Have you not been financially like, yeah, it's the feet picks that you sent? No, literally. She used to get grifted all the time. Well, no, you know, like the very popular scam that comes with like the sugar daddy thing, right? What? So, okay, you'll probably get a message in your DMs. It's like, oh that comes with the sugar daddy thing. Right?

What? So, okay, you'll probably get a message in your DMs. It's like, oh, I'm a sugar daddy. This is actually very informational for anyone. Yeah, it's PSA, right? Yeah, it's PSA. It'll be like, I'm a sugar daddy. I want to pay all your bills.

All you have to do is talk to me and stuff like that. And I'll give you my bank information and stuff like that. All you have to do is just make it with draw. Don't do that. Because once you make it with draw with their bank information, they're going to have your bank information, and then they'll use, and the bank information that they're giving you is from a past victim of theirs. Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh. And so, you're basically creating the train, so the same thing will happen to you probably a couple of days later, where he's going to use your... What if you don't have a bank? What if all of your money is under your mattress? Well, that's fair. I will say and this is, I'm not an expert on any of this, but ask for Amazon gift cards.

Okay. That's the best way of doing that. But don't, hypothetically speaking, do not give anyone your bank information. Do not. First of all, never give anyone your bank information. do not. First of all, never give anyone your bank information. Never give, never, no, never give anyone your bank information. Never accept anyone else's bank information to take out money.

I know it might sound cool, just don't fucking do it. Don't do it, that's a bad. Don't fucking do it. Especially fucking banks, like, that's for, like, you get one number. Yeah. It's one number, like, and then they know the routing number because every bank has to say, like, that's it, you're done. I go and read it and I just look up scams and I learn how, it's, it's one number like and then they know the routing number because every bank has to say like that's it You're done. I go and read it and I just look up scams and I learn how it's for reasons

Help you though and it can mean to avoid them. Yeah, I look up scam like popular Scams that happen on the internet because I Sometimes I want to make sure all the homies know No, not to get their money taken. I'm so afraid of my mom getting scammed. Same. I'm always like I will call her when I find out about the game be like hey, just so you know Yeah, my mom almost got scammed. She got a text message saying your T-mobile bill is something messed up and a lot she sent a screenshot saying did you do something? And I said no call T-mobile right now. Yeah, yeah

Similar thing was like a T-mobile thing one time. It was like a bank thing do something? And I said, no, call T-Mobile right now. Do not press that link. Yeah, that similar thing. It was like a T-Mobile thing. One time it was like a bank thing. One time she fucking accidentally clicked on the ad. And so the actual website, like Book of Hotel Room. Oh, no. Yeah. And that was it.

I'm just like, God, that guy. Skinned prey-don, dude. Parents are old. Parents are not doing anything with dogs. I know, I'm like, don't do. I literally, I literally I told her I was like give me all of your logins I'm going to make you a password vault. Yeah, use it because I'm like I'm like I can't have I can't have my family be scared Yeah, I have no time for that. I don't want like I don't want them being on the news for some Shit yeah, and then it's like where was your millennial childit. Yeah. And then it's like, where was your millennial child

to prevent this? Yeah, and then it's on me! It's on you! There's also like, I, there's a couple of times, and I don't even know if they're scams or not, but like, I think like, department of transportation or something was like, hey, we're doing an anti-drinking and driving campaign.

And I was like, great, I'd love to participate. I've had family members that have died from that shit. Yeah. And then they're like, okay, all we need is for you to send along this information where you check you out. And I was like, it was like my license and something else and I was like, and I don't know if you're going to do this because it was just like, it seemed very suspicious

and they're also like, well, we just need to make sure that you don't have any dry, like, DIYs on your record. You can find that. Yeah. And I just go sit on each time. Yeah, that's crazy. Here's a freebie, don't, and I just go sit in each time Here's here's a free meat don't drink and drive don't drink and drive There you go Texas T dot the only time the only time you were allowed to drink and drive hold on Stay with me here when you're playing don't drink and drive Mario Kart. Yeah, beer. Yo, card

I was talking to you know Yes, the pedal the pedal bar. I always want the bachelor party. Let's go do it. I don't feel like we could get enough people. What is that? Like the pub crawl down the street where everybody's drinking and pedaling a bike. I don't know why I want to do that.

See this? See, three, three, four. We could do that. Like, six to eight. This is how it's going to happen. All right? Everyone's getting a fucking trash. And my pride will not allow me to stop pedaling, so I'm

gonna be the fucking workhorse. That's right. We all knew that. We're gonna end up in Dallas. That's why we have your hands here. Yeah, I'm the take. Wait, let's start. I'm running.

Yeah. We'll make concentrators. Is that what we're supposed? I think it's called a pub crawl. Yeah. Pub crawler or something. Yeah. As long as we can dress up like a bachelor at party. pub, yeah. pub crawler or something. Yeah. As long as we can dress up like a bachelor at party.

Oh my god, wigs. With wigs, sunglasses, and then... The giant interfaithable pig. The giant interfaithable pig. The blinds the bride. The blinds the bride. Who the fuck is selling all this shit? That is right.

I'm the bride's maid. And like she's getting married. Pink cowboy hats. Yeah. Pink sashes. A pub crawler of us and LLC. How old? I think the most dangerous person

is a white woman who's getting married the next day. Oh, she is. Or a white woman on her birthday or white woman. Yes. There's nothing more dangerous now. Absolutely. Anything can happen if you could draw. Have you seen the bucket, this is bitch on TikTok?

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The meatball what's the last like like satanic panic levels of Vapes probably Yeah, what's the satanic panic? Satan panic was like From the 80s. Yeah. Someone was selling an original for a local last year for $100. I would have bought that. We could have bought that.

We could have bought that. Yeah. For content. I'm fine having diarrhea for a week. I'll do one little, like a little wine tasting. I'm gonna take PTO. I put that PTO for a week. I bought OG surge not too long ago.

It was a surge. Wait, like, original. I I'm not uncertain I spent the amount that it probably was You got scammed probably I say to like surge was good look I'm on reddit scams. You got Search search cam. This is the lady. I'm showing you the lady. She looks like mega She looks like alternate universe Megan Fox. I can see her with like makeup smears. Oh, absolutely. Herl and her guts out on her.

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