rSlash - 004: r/Tifu + r/Entitledparents "I ACCIDENTALLY SPANKED MY TEACHER!"

Episode Date: May 24, 2019

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These side marios all you can eat is all you can munch a soup salad and garlic home Welcome to our slash entitled parents where an entitled Karen literally gets her teeth Knocked out our first reddit pose is from puffmanow. Yeah back story. I'm a single parent I have a beautiful girl that's turning 5 in August. The past year, I've been fighting with my ex who tried to keep my kid away from me. Lawyers aren't cheap, and being single doesn't exactly help with my finances. Couple of months ago, I won the lawsuit and I finally got to have my kid at my home again. For the past few weeks, she was saying she wanted a bicycle, but still recovering from

the lawsuit bills I wasn't able to afford it. Past week, I got my summer bonus, which finally gave me the financial boost I needed. So yesterday, I finally was able to buy my little girl her bike she wanted so badly. I enjoyed my time with her, riding our bikes, but then it was getting time for dinner, which I still had to make. So we head back home and park the bikes in the backyard. We go inside and I start making dinner. After about 10 minutes, I spot movement in the corner of my eye through the kitchen window that's on the side of the house. I see this kid guessing six or seven years old,

just casually strolling by with the brand new bike I just got today. My heart dropped and I run to the front door, hoping I'd catch him before he rides away. I was lucky I did. I yanked the bike out of his hands and freaked out at him, saying it was mine and he had no right to just walk into other people's backyard and take things.

I was pissed. I forced him to get the freak off my property and set the bike inside my front hallway, thinking it's over. Boy was I wrong. After comforting my little girl who never saw me this mad, poor thing, I returned to the kitchen to continue making dinner. 15 minutes later, the doorbell rings. It's the kid and his evil mother. You give my boy his bike back! He found it! It's his! He found it in my back yard. I got it for my kid today. You should try teaching your

dang kids some manners. He shouldn't trespass on other people's property to take their things. Don't tell me how to raise my kid. Give me the bike back or I'm calling the police. I laugh, call the dang police, and I slam the door on her face. By this point, my four year old is crying her eyes out and I get to comfort her again. As she's thinking she's losing her brand new bike. Her sobbing finally over, I try continuing to make dinner yet again. With the preparations done, I'm about to put it all in the stove when the doorbell rings again. I flip out, storm to the door, violently open it, getting ready to just explode into this woman's face. Guess what? She actually called the cops. I instantly calm down when

I see it's the police and invite one of the two officers inside while the other stays with the evil woman. I explain the situation and show him the box the bite came in, along with the receipt that has my name on it. He shrugs and apologizes for the inconvenience. Assured me, I won't be bothered again. I let him out and close the door with a smug smile on my face. I check the front window to see what's happening and I see her go into full tantrum.

It ends with her in handcuffs and in the backseat of the patrol car. Bye bye. Don't know what happened to her and I don't care. I finally finished dinner and my kid still has her bike. That's all that matters to me. Boy, what a day. This lady has a very interesting definition of Found it. It belongs to my child. He found it in the bedroom of someone else's house and clearly finders keepers. Our next Reddit post is from Diving Enthusiast. My aunt, who I'll be referring to as SB for Stupid Jerk, is one of the worst people I've

ever met. She doesn't just believe the world revolves around her. She basically believes that she is the world. She has this super toxic my word is law. Attitude because she's the only religious person left in the family. From what I heard, the rest of the family would often cave into her inless whining and demands just to get her to shut up. That was until the newest generation came along, as in me, my two siblings, my twin cousins who were both girls, and my one male cousin who's the same age as me. Stupid aunt also has a daughter, but I don't recognize her as a family member because

she's also a piece of garbage. We were all born around the same time, that being 2000-03. My guess is the moment we came into the picture, the whole family went into defense mode and raised us to not make the same mistake they did with Stupid Aunt, and taught us differently. That being, don't take any flack from this crazy woman and her kid. Stupid Aunt didn't like any of us from the start solely because we weren't religious or in her words. God, Lee Children!

This is where the first encounter comes into play. My parents had cut contact with Stupid Aunt a few months before I was born, because she wouldn't leave my mom alone. She kept hounding her over. The importance of teaching your children about God and whatnot. So when my parents revealed to stupid aunt that they were atheists and would be raising me to be agnostic, they might as well have set off a nuclear bomb. Stupid aunt had a meltdown over the news and demanded that my parents teach me to be religious.

They laughed at her face and then of course cut her off. A month before I was born, Stupid Onc's husband divorced her. He was a perfectly sane individual and just couldn't put up with Stupid Onc's flak anymore. Everything he did had to revolve around making her happy. This since Stupid On aunt over the edge, the rest of the family had not yet cut her off, but they were distant regardless.

With nobody to direct her anger or boss around, she decided to lash out at my parents once again. I was three the day she pulled up in our driveway and started pounding on the door, demanding to see her nephew. Me. She didn't get her wish, and my dad told Stupid Aunt through the locked front door that he would call the police

if she didn't leave. Stupid Aunt went into a freaking frenzy while her own daughter watched her from the car. I mean, this grown lady was jumping up and down, throwing herself against the door all while scream-growing. Stupid Aunt ends up exhausting herself and stumbles back to my car while cursing my parents out.

Apparently, she said she hopes that I die before I reach four. My own freaking Aunt wished death on me. My parents filed a restraining order and that was the last time they ever saw Stupid Aunt and her stupid kid for seven years. While growing up during that time period, me and my siblings who were two years younger than me were always told that if a woman named Stupid Aunt ever came to the house and they weren't home, we were not to answer her and call the police. Fast forward to 2010.

At this point, I'm 10 years old, born in 2000. And both my siblings are 8 years old. It was Christmas Eve, and the majority of my family was at my aunt and uncle's house. Not stupid aunt, but the aunt and my mom's side, who I actually respect. My mom was one of four children, stupid aunt being the youngest. Stupid aunt was going to be at the Christmas party this year, and my parents were very hesitant to take us because stupid aunt's comments were still fresh in their mind. I had no idea who stupid aunt or her daughter, who I'll just call entitled kid, were at

the time. The moment my aunt laid eyes on me, she gave me this disgusted look that sent me running the other way. She did the same thing with my siblings. The whole dang party, all stupid aunt did was talk about how amazing Entitled Kid was, and got angry whenever someone tried to talk about something else. She had this awful, how dare you not pay attention to me, attitude. Still does today. Along with this, she would wine and moan about my aunt and uncle not accommodating to entitled kids' desires. She single-handedly ruined the whole mood of the party and made everyone miserable. Entitled Kid didn't bother me until later that night at dinner.

Remember when I said that stupid aunt was crazy religious? Well, she spread that same poison into her daughter's mind. I'm glad that stupid aunt's husband is free from her. But at the same time, Entitled Kid has nobody around to teach her right from wrong. There was no grays at dinner, which stupid aunt was furious about. So who do stupid aunt and entitled kid decide to take this out on? That's right, the kids. Right before I was about to eat, entitled kid asks, aren't you gonna pray?

Not knowing how to respond, I just shove mashed potatoes in my mouth. Entitled kid, gasps like I just murdered someone. Stupid Aunt opens her mouth to say something, but instead just glares at me. She stared daggers at me in my siblings the whole dang dinner, lol. She throws out her whole plate afterwards. And when my uncle asks her why, she says, I think I lost my appetite in this really accusatory tone. After dinner, me and my siblings went to play on the Wii with our cousins upstairs. Stupid Aunt and entitled Kid watches from afar, and being an oblivious kid, I think nothing of it. I see Stupid Aunt whisper something to entitled kid and she gets this big grin on her face.

I keep playing until I feel entitled kid shoved me from behind. I fall over and entitled kid goes into a long tirade of name calling and other hurtful stuff. Calling me fat and stupid and telling me my mom must have done a terrible job of raising me if I turned out like this. I looked as stupid on for help and the jerk was recording while laughing. I couldn't believe my freaking eyes. My own aunt, who up until now, I thought of his family was laughing as her daughter bullied me and my siblings.

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She heard the stuff in title kit was saying and stormed upstairs. My mom flings the door open, sees my aunt recording the whole thing and screams, what the f are you doing? Side note, stupid aunt is terrified of my mom. My aunt is a foot shorter and not athletic at all. I guess stupid aunt was intoxicated and her normal fear of my mom didn't really apply in the situation. Because when my mom guess stupid aunt was intoxicated and her normal fear of my mom didn't really apply in the situation. Because when my mom asked stupid aunt if she was going to punish entitled kid for picking on us, stupid aunt smirked and said, why would I punish my daughter for telling the truth? With that, my mom gripped stupid aunt by the hair and dragged her downstairs.

I heard a loud crash and then sobbing from stupid aunt. Her and entitled kid left immediately. I heard from my older cousin years later that my mom had dragged stupid aunt into the kitchen and smashed her mouth down on the counter. Knocking four of her teeth out, a lot of you might consider this an extreme overreaction and maybe it was, but to be honest, I'm very glad my mom did that. She defended her children, an entitled kid never tried that stuff again for years after witnessing what happened to her mom.

After this incident, stupid aunt despised me, my siblings and my three cousins, and made it her personal mission to come after us at family gatherings. From this incident to 2015, I only ever had small run-ins with Stupid Aunt and her daughter, almost always at family events. Entitled Kid learned quickly that I wouldn't just sit back and let her pick on me after I punched her in the face at a summer party for calling one of my cousins mentally disabled. Another incident occurred when my aunt followed my sister around and called her a slut for wearing a normal tank top. My sister said, I might be a slut, but at least I'm not a stuck-up grunt like you. Stupid Aunt Rand and my dad complained about my sister's behavior.

Screaming about how she wasn't lady-like. My dad laughed and told her to cry about it to someone who cared. During this time, my aunt was basically losing her mind. Before me and my siblings came along, she got whatever she wanted and everyone listened to her. But now that there's a bunch of rowdy teens in the family, she's finding that her previously unchallenged entitlement means absolutely nothing, and she hates us for it. There were a bunch of small incidents that occurred between 2013 to 2015.

The big one happened in January 2015 when a big family reunion was hosted at our house, including Stupid Aunt and Entitled Kid. My parents only invited them because they assumed my aunt and her demon daughter had learned from their past mistakes that we were not to be taken lightly and wouldn't hesitate to retaliate against their behavior. We thought wrong. Stupid Aunt and Entitled Kid arrived very early. I greeted them at the door and they didn't even acknowledge me.

This didn't surprise me though because they'd done this before. At this point I was 15 and my siblings were 13, making Entitled Kid 19. She still hadn't moved out and her mother completely coddled her. She was spoiled as anything and got everything she wanted. My parents made it very clear that neither of them were allowed in our rooms. Stupid aunt scoffs at this and says that rule is stupid. My parents don't care and tell stupid aunt that if she has a problem, she can leave. The rest of the family arrives and stupid aunt spins the whole time pouting in the corner. Me and my brother notice that entitled kid is gone and start to panic.

That's when our sister whispers to us that she saw entitled kid sneak upstairs. We go up and low and behold entitled kid is in my brother's room trying to steal his computer. She's unplugging the wires and tugs it free from the wall. We stay quiet and plan to jump on her when she's walking out until we hear, did you get that stupid computer yet from down the hall. This was effing planned. The only reason they even came to the reunion was so they could steal stuff from us. My brother loses his cool and starts screaming an entitled kid to put it back and get the f out. Stupid Aunt Waffles over and screams right back at us saying they deserve the computer and I kid you not said it's the least you can do for being godless children. My sister starts shouting for my parents

and receives a hard slap from stupid aunts. All freaking heck breaks loose. I kick stupid aunts hard in the gut. She screams and rams into me, knocking me to the floor. My mom, my dad, and two of my eldest cousins who are both huge guys come barreling up the stairs and tackle stupid aunt who was on top of me. My mom starts beating the ever-loving freak out of stupid aunt right on the carpet while my dad and cousin restraints entitled kid and have to pry the computer console out of stupid aunt right on the carpet while my dad and cousin restrains entitled kid and have to pry the computer console out of her hands. My mom stops wailing on stupid aunt who now has a black eye and a bloody nose.

She gets up and starts shrieking about how she's gonna sue. My mom tells her to go ahead and try and also that if she ever comes back, my mom will kill her. Stupid Aunt flees the house while dragging her 19 year old daughter who's in the middle of a tantrum. Night goes on as usual after that. That about wraps it up. I haven't seen Stupid Aunt an entitled kid in 4 years, and hopefully I never have to see

them again. If I do have another run in with them, I hope it ends with me slamming the front door and stupid on space while she's begging for money. This story isn't a warning against OP's aunt. This story is a warning against OP's mom. Oh my god, that woman is savage. Talk about a mom-a-bear. That was our Slash Entit slash entitled parents and this is our

slash puppy bloopers. It was Christmas Eve and You go are you done and my parents were very hesitant to take us and my parents were And my parents were... You're going okay, bud? I had no idea who's stupid aunt or her daughter. I had no idea who's stupid aunt or her daughter, who I'll just call entitled kid, or at the her daughter who I'll just call entitled kid were at the time Who I'll just call entitled? Can I help you

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