rSlash - r/Amithedevil OOPS! I Accidentally Beat My Girlfriend

Episode Date: July 28, 2024

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I'm a 32 year old guy and I hate cheaters. My father was a serial cheater, but my mother didn't leave because she was dependent on him. So as soon as I was able, I took my mother and left his house. It's been 10 years since I've spoken to him. My girlfriend of 2 years at the time, who's 29, knew about that. One night, I came back from work to find both my mother and girlfriend upset, but they wouldn't tell me why, so I figured it was some woman thing. But that night, my girlfriend left the room and I followed her to find them arguing. The story is that my girlfriend was planning to meet with some guy, but my mother, I guess

because of her experience with my father, knew something was up and followed her. She prevented my girlfriend from sleeping with that man and wanted to tell. Since nothing happened, she hoped I could forgive and tried to repair the relationship. But my girlfriend was against telling, hence their fight. When I understood the situation, I told my girlfriend to leave the same night. Typical to a cheater, she blamed me, then begged. But since my mind was already made up, she got mad, but not at me. She got mad at my mother and even tried to attack her. And this is where I was a butthole. I started recording when I heard them arguing,

so I had proof. I could claim that I was protecting my mother, so, whoa, so I hit my girlfriend's face as hard as I could. We called an ambulance and she spent the night at the hospital. Jesus, she had to spend a week in bed? How hard did you hit her, OP? As I expected, everyone accepted the explanation that I was protecting my mother. Even my mother thinks that I just reacted, but I know that's not the case. I could have used less strength. I could have even stopped her before she reached my mother thinks that I just reacted, but I know that's not the case. I could have used less strength. I could have even stopped her before she reached my mother. But no.

I was so angry that all I wanted was to hurt her. And now I have the image of her knocked out in my head. Yo, you knocked her out? Oh, guys. Okay, I gotta admit, it feels really awkward and kind of uncomfortable to rank crimes, like to say that this crime is worse than the other. But in my opinion, it really feels like beating your girlfriend is worse than cheating by a lot. Like a lot, a lot. So being traumatized about having a cheating dad doesn't justify So being traumatized about having a cheating dad doesn't justify knocking your girlfriend out with a punch so hard that she gets hospitalized for a week.

Don't get me wrong, the girlfriend also did seem like a butthole in this story because it did really seem like she was planning to cheat, but that does not justify this response. OP needs therapy, man. Our next Reddit post comes from r slash intercourse. My boyfriend got annoyed that I asked him to try. I'm a 19 year old girl. My boyfriend just started a new job at McDonald's. He came back to my house after his 8 hour shift and he spoke about how his hands were

killing him. I don't know what exactly is involved, but he was working with fries and burned his hands because someone like threw a basket of fries into the area where all the fries get boxed. But they didn't drain it properly so he got hot oil splashed all over his fingers. And I think this actually happened twice because the burns were on both of his hands. Also, his fingers were at the point that he said that he couldn't move them that well. Just from tiredness, I think. He was, oh geez. He was giving me oral pleasure and I wanted some fingers in while he was doing it. He mentioned the burns on his finger and I told him to try it? What? He did and then he went for barely any time at all and then stopped saying that it hurt a lot. Yo,

what am I reading? I asked him to try the other hand then and he just said that's gonna agitate it. But if he's able to have these burns under the hot air of the heater that keeps the fries warm and work for hours, then I just think he could use them on me. I mention this not in a derogatory way, just in a pretty please way. And he got annoyed at me saying I know he doesn't want to so just drop it. But he didn't say it in a pretty please way. And he got annoyed at me, saying I know he doesn't want to, so just drop it. But he didn't say it in a pissed off way, just a gentle, please stop asking way, but with subtle annoyance in his voice. Also reading this, it sounds like I ruined the mood, but there wasn't really a mood

set to ruin. It wasn't exactly the most passionate session or anything. He was tired, and I was amped up and wanted to get off before he went to sleep. Lol. I don't know, I'm worried this will be a pattern every time he comes to my house after a shift. Which is a very specific worry as we see each other plenty but still. And I don't like the fact that just asking him to try something clearly annoyed him.

This post is disgusting both from just a biological sense but also why would you demand that from someone that you ostensibly care about and who has burns? Shouldn't she be the one giving him care? And to be clear, this is not like a sexual innuendo here, I'm saying you know make the guy warm soup, tuck him in for bed, kiss him on his forehead and say, oh, I'm sorry you burned your hand, you know, be nice to the guy. You got an injury, not, hey, get down there and get to work. Geez. Our next Reddit post comes from r slash am I the butthole.

Am I the butthole for expecting my daughter to welcome her stepmother and stepbrother on our family vacation? I'm a 48 year old man and I recently lost my wife to cancer a year ago. It was very devastating for me and my daughter, Emily, who's 17. Three months ago I remarried to an amazing woman, Jess, who's 41. Wait a second, three months ago he remarried but he lost his wife to cancer a year ago? So they met and got married within 9 months of the death? Oookay? Well, we've been working together for several years and she helped me out a lot when my wife was in the hospital during treatments. Yeah, I bet she did. Things have always been tense between me

and my daughter as she's always been a mama's girl. Things have been getting more tense since Jess and her son, Eli, whose 8, moved in 2 months ago. To give background, me and my daughter live in a 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom house. When it was just us, my daughter and I each had our own rooms. Now that 2 more people have moved in, Jess and I thought that it would be best if her son slept in my daughter's room. Emily originally didn't agree with this, but eventually came around when I told her

it was either share a room or take the couch. What? A 17 year old girl sleeping on the couch? I thought this arrangement was okay because once she turns 18, I'm expecting her to move out on her own. Other than the room situation, Emily has been hostile with Jess and Eli since they moved in. I can't understand why she would have this resentment

towards Jess, who's been nothing but trying to be a motherly figure for Emily. Now, we're planning a family vacation for the four of us. I extended the invite to Jess and Eli after they moved in, so that we could all feel like a brand new family. I originally booked two rooms, one for me and one for Emily so that we could have our own privacy in the evenings. But Eli insisted on having his own room so he can feel like a grown up on his first ever vacation. I told Emily about the new arrangement and I told her that I could cover the cost of a new room for her but only half. I can only afford half because I'm taking Eli to Legoland.

I'm hoping that Jess and Emily will be able to bond while I bond with Eli and our family will be blended by the time that we're back home. I expected Emily to be okay with this because she's a lot older than Eli and more mature than him. Instead, she totally freaked out and went off on both me and Jess,

saying she feels like not only has her mother been replaced in eight months, but she's also being replaced by the son that I've always wanted. I admit that I've always wanted to be a boy dad, but that doesn't mean that I love Emily any less. I love Emily and I really do miss her mom, but I feel like I deserve to move on and get on with my life and happiness.

Why doesn't Emily want that for us? Oh guys, I don't like to speculate too much on these stories, but is anyone else super suspicious about the timing on this? His wife dies and then 9 months later he's married? Realistically, what do you think the odds are that this guy was sleeping with Jess while his wife had cancer? Or you know, maybe I'm wrong, maybe he was totally faithful, but still 9 months, I couldn't even get done grieving in 9 months if my wife died, let

alone meet a girl, start dating her and then decide to get married. Also, giving a bedroom to an 8 year old boy instead of a 17 year old girl is crazy. A 17 year old girl needs her privacy. Man, I feel really sad for the daughter in this. First she loses her mom, then she effectively loses her dad because clearly her dad doesn't really love her that much, then she loses her room, and then she's about to lose her house! I wonder if the daughter even knows that OP is planning on kicking her out when she turns 18. My wife and I are separating due to irreconcilable differences. It appears that it's going to be a clean split on the finances. she turns 18. My wife and I are separating due to irreconcilable differences.

It appears that it's going to be a clean split on the finances. I'm buying out her half of the house, etc. My main issue is that my wife has moved out to stay with her daughter now, which leaves me to cover all the household bills. I earn 80,000 pounds a year, so it won't be an issue, but up until now, we've always split the bills 50-50, so I've grown accustomed to a certain standard of living. My wife only has a minimum part-time wage, so I don't think I'd be able to go after her salaried income. However, she now lives with her daughter, who's quite well off.

She has few expenses except for food, phone bill, and car payments, and I assume that my daughter will be helping out my wife financially. So once the dust has settled here, I'm going to be spending more every month and my wife will be spending less. And I'm assuming that her daughter will be helping out my wife financially. Is there any recourse for going after my stepdaughter's income since it'll be being spent on my wife. So would that count as income for my wife? Yo, what's what? What on earth makes this guy think that he's entitled to one penny of his stepdaughter salary? What he expects his stepdaughter to pay so he can keep up with the certain standard of lifestyle that he's accustomed to also a little subtle detail that you guys might have missed because I almost missed

it is that OP and his wife are going 50-50 and his wife has a minimum wage part-time job, which means almost everything she paid was going towards bills, whereas OP making 80k a year had excess. So you'd think if he was a good husband, he'd be paying more proportionately of the bills, but nah, he only put in 50-50 and kept the rest of the money for himself. I think I have a sense for why they got a divorce. Our next reddit post is from r slash relationship advice. I'm a 27 year old guy and my 25 year old girlfriend no longer feels safe with me.

How do I earn her trust back? I'm not sure how to write this, but I'm always the villain in our relationship. My partner loves me and our kids so much and she really deserves better than me. I just keep finding ways to hurt her and, eventually, our kids. Last night was the second time I had laid hands on her during a heated argument. I held her arms while she was trying to take our kids away from me because I was angry and she was telling me to stay away from them.

When I realized that I was traumatizing her, again, I let her go, but as she was carrying our babies away, I kicked a box full of baby wipes like a tin pack at her which left her with a bruised foot. I immediately apologized, but she didn't want to see me. So a day later, and I'm pissed off more because she spent my money on McDonald's because she felt like I owed her. I flipped out again and used that to attack her because she was laughing, when in reality, she was just nervous. My anger snaps and it feels like my body becomes a vessel to evilness. I then start saying the nastiest things at her while screaming at her.

She then locked herself and our kids in the spare room and still doesn't want to see me. My anger is an ongoing problem which I've struggled with for years. But it's destroying my life and I'm too easily persuaded and feed the hate even more. I become ugly and say the worst things that you could never imagine. I'm the reason that she feels body shamed. I'm the reason that she's not feeling loved. And soon, I'm the reason our kids are going to be damaged. I don't like the person I'm turning into, yet I probably deserve to feel this empty

after all the emotional and physical abuse that I'm now doing. I truly believe that I love my partner and we talk about getting married often. Yet we have a dark side where these arguments and my screaming and anger is becoming a lot more common. My behavior is disgusting, I want to change and recently I started seeing a counselor because of it. But this feels like it's too late for that because I'm scaring my own family away from me.

I love this top comment from JLZania. Don't you find it remarkable that an abusive man is quite capable of controlling his temper with his friends and his co-workers, but his body becomes a vessel to evilness around his wife or girlfriend? Because I do. Our next reddit post is from r slash am i the butthole. My wife was at the doctor's office for our baby's two week checkup when I stumbled upon new purchases in her closet.

I found shoes that looked pretty close to the ones that she already had in the closet that she had bought earlier this year in preparation for I guess summer. Except the shoes she bought were much bigger than the ones that she had bought previously. This is our first baby and to be honest, what I noticed more than anything is the fact that her feet have gotten swollen. They've gotten wider and longer as her pregnancy progressed. It's been a big mood killer for me and it's made worse by the fact that my mom compares pregnancy feet to a loaf of bread and I can only visualize her feet like that.

But more than that, my mom said that feet are supposed to shrink after pregnancy and that weight loss is a big part of it. So I'm upset that my wife just spent all this money on new shoes when she barely goes anywhere outside of either her bedroom or our baby's room and she should be gunning for weight loss instead of throwing in the towel. I thought that this was an impulsive purchase that in the end was going to waste money and disincentivize her to lose weight and look for solutions to her swollen feet. As a result, I ended up taking the shoes back and getting refunds.

Wow. Now, my wife is pissed and I feel like she's just going to refuse to lose weight out of spite. Am I the butthole? I can't help feeling not attracted to her and unfortunately the state of her feet is something I notice very clearly. And I'm also still mad that she used my money without permission and I'm tempted to cut up the credit card she uses if she's going to continue to impulse buy.

Yo you guys, tell me you have a foot fetish without telling me that you have a foot fetish. I've never seen someone so obsessed with the state of his wife's feet. You know, I mean, not to criticize the guy for having a foot fetish. If that's his jam, then, you know, go for it I guess. The problem is all the red flags and the just sheer stupidity. Like he wants her to lose weight? You know what you need to lose weight? Shoes that fit. What does he expect her to do?

Run a few miles barefoot? Man, my wife has one of those, she has like a Fitbit watch and every day that she has to go out and do a lot of chores, she always comes back and she's like, oh man, I was so busy today. I had 10,000 steps or something crazy. Because you know, when you're out shopping and picking up the kid and, you know, doing errands,

you're just running all over town doing stuff. And that's, you know, it's a great way to lose weight because it's exercise. So you'd think this guy would be thrilled that she has shoes that fit so she can go out and do stuff outside the house because that's the best way to lose weight. Just a man.

Super controlling behavior, major red flags, and his baby is only two weeks old. He should have other priorities on his plate than the size of his wife's feet. Dude, get your priorities straight. That was r slash mi the devil and if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new reddit podcast episodes every single day.