rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars "I DESERVE ALL OF YOUR MONEY!"

Episode Date: May 8, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars The person in today's choosing beggars post has very simple logic: his friend makes more money; therefore, he deserves all of his friends money! Makes sense, right? Well apparently i...t makes sense in crazy choosing beggar world, because when he doesn't get what he wants, he gets ANGRY! If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for daily Reddit podcasts! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBVbNGzMT2Q Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Your business has grown fast, from opening your first location to planning an expansion in no time. And with your business platinum card from American Express, you can access spending power and payment flexibility to fuel your growth. Sarah, the contractor is here with the plans. American Express, don't do business without it. Terms and conditions apply visit mx.ca slash business platinum Welcome to our slash choosing beggars where free is way too expensive I have these bags still available choosing beggar offered you $10 what brands are they please let me know I think it says in the description
Starting point is 00:00:44 I'm not at the house right now so I can't check. Will you take $10 for all? No. Will you take $15? No. Will you take $25? I'll do $35. I'll take $35.
Starting point is 00:00:58 How about $30? No. The backpack alone is worth $35. Don't want anymore. That's fine. How much for just the yellow one? 15 bucks, it's DKNY. I'll take all for 35 dollars if you give me till Wednesday to get the money.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Please let me know if you will. Will you give me till Wednesday to get money? Will you keep till Wednesday? Please let me know if you will. Don't want it anymore. I change my mind. I'll take all for $35. No, sorry. Will you keep till tomorrow afternoon? Where would you like to meet? I'm going to have to pawn something to get money. Don't know what time yet.
Starting point is 00:01:38 I'm disabled and can't drive and got no way to you deliver for free. No, sorry. Never mind then, I don't have no car, no way. Will you take twenty-five dollars? Never mind, don't want anymore. I'm blocking you, Lull. This next Facebook post is from a known meth user. So, I got kicked out, and like, I need room to rent and my man Blank has to be able to like pretty much live with me too. But we come as one whole package. No more than $500, and I can get another damage deposit as I already got like 2 and a half
Starting point is 00:02:16 and add them both up. Anyway yeah, rental room needed ASAP, preferably Northside. Down in the comments, Shananna-She's sums up this comment very well. I am a huge liability, and so is my loser boyfriend. But like, I need somewhere to stay for super cheap, and I'm for sure going direct to plays because my boyfriend has this huge temper and punches things. So I'm not going to give you a deposit. K, thanks! News headline. Teen start free, no contact delivery service for the elderly during the pandemic.
Starting point is 00:02:51 These two high school sophomores designed a no contact delivery service. Senior citizens email their grocery list and are then connected with a volunteer teenager living nearby. And then down in the comments, being the neighbors they'd want to have could for them. I would be even more impressed if the cost of the groceries was taken care of, and there was no need for cash or check to be picked up. Man, kids these days, not even willing to spend all their money buying groceries for entitled carons?
Starting point is 00:03:21 What's the world coming to? On this next post, OPS is a small social media page with about 100 followers where they draw anime style things and their bios says that they don't do requests. Hi! Hello there. I was wondering if you could draw me? I'm sorry, but I don't do requests. Even if I did, it would cost some money.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Come on, please! If you're willing to pay, then yes, I will. You're being ridiculous. Who do you think you are? You shouldn't charge money for that sort of thing. Oh my god, you're so right. I should do it for free. Well, what do you want me to draw?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Me in your amazing art style. Okay, coming right up. And for those of you who are listening and not watching O.P. Sins of Picture that looks like they doodle in about 30 seconds. There you go. You b****! You know what? Your art is sucky. I absolutely hate it. It's making my eyes bleed. Well, why did you request a drawing from me if you hate my art? This next post is a news article.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Volunteers are suffering abuse for delivering the wrong brand of food to people self-isolating during the coronavirus pandemic. That's according to Blank from Blank, who says he's been shouted at on a regular basis for picking up a brand of food that those in self-isolation do not want. He claimed that during one incident last week an elderly person threw a loaf of bread at him after getting angry that it wasn't the right brand. In another incident, Blink says that another volunteer had a 10 of carrots thrown at them after delivering it to someone self-isolating.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Blink, who has been volunteering to pick up medication and food for vulnerable and elderly people for the last few weeks, says people don't make it specific what they want. And with stocks in the supermarket shelves low, volunteers cannot get the exact brand that people want. He said, stocks are limited and we're putting our lives at risk for helping you get your essential items to your door in this time of need. I come home after a long day volunteering and I'm shattered. But I just burst into tears knowing that some people appreciate what we're doing and others don't. I urge people that do use volunteers. Please don't abuse us. Blank added that after being shouted at for delivering the wrong loaf of bread, it nearly
Starting point is 00:05:32 made him stop volunteering. He said that the country is in an emergency crisis and that volunteers can't help what's in the shops and what's not. Hey, can I ask you something real quick? Yeah, sure. A bit random, but are you getting the PlayStation 5 on launch this year? Yeah, I should be, if it doesn't get delayed. Cool. I'm looking for a console with some games right now, and they're all out of stock right now. And eBay prices are high AF. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Would you mind selling your PlayStation 4 with some games to me? I'm not planning on selling it right now. The PlayStation 5 is coming out in like 7 months, and my PS4 games will work on the PS5. Yeah, I get that, but it's not that deep if you give them. I'll even pay. You high-key rich, though. You don't even need the cash, LMAO. That has nothing to do with this LMAO.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Come on, bro, just help me out. I've known you for a while now. I'll pay you 150 pounds for your PS4 and like Spider-Man and Final Fantasy 7 Remaker something. A PS4 Pro goes for 300 right now. I'd be one huge f-ing idiot if I sold my PS4 Pro with 80 pounds worth of games for 150 pounds. Alright, calm the app down. It's honestly not that deep. I'm genuinely broke right now. I understand that, but why does that make me obliged to give away my PS4? Come on, bro, you're my good friend.
Starting point is 00:07:06 You can easily afford it. That's beyond the point. You can't just expect something from someone just because I'm your good friend, Elimeo. Especially when I'm losing out. Jeez, what's gotten into you? You're starting to piss me off. Are you hearing yourself right now? I key ungrateful. A PS4 goes for around 300. Spider-Man goes for 20. Final Fantasy
Starting point is 00:07:32 7 Remake goes for 50 and is out of stock everywhere which increases the value. You want me to lose 220 pounds because I've known you for 7 months? No, I'm your good friend. You're getting the PS5 soon anyway, and you're effing Rich, and it'll barely make a dent in your bank account. You genuinely discussed me. Even if you gave me a ton of money, I would still want to keep my PS4 because I still want to effing use it, and you should know that because I've said it repeatedly. Wait, what? Why did this choosing beggar call OP high-key ungrateful when the choosing beggar was the one asking for a huge discount? Does he honestly believe that OP should be grateful for the opportunity to sell this PS4 at a huge discount. These side marios all you can eat is all you can munch a soup, salad, and garlic home.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Oh, my God. I'm going to move on up. So you think you know sports points bet is the sports book for you because we've got the features for true competitors like live same game par leagues. Use your sports marks to make picks live on the players and teams you're watching. And qualified bets can use our early cash out feature. So you could take your winnings to play live blackjack
Starting point is 00:08:53 on the same points bet app. The platform that gives you everything you need. You know what to do. Bet on it. Point spets sportsbook and casino. I effing hate Neiman Marcus. Once I left in my debit card statement and someone had spent $900 in Neiman Marcus without my knowledge, must have swiped it on one of those gas station card scammer things.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I called my debit card company and they reversed the charges. You'd think Neiman Marcus would still send me this stuff someone else bought for the troubles I had to go through, but no, they didn't. Then someone replies, you expected stuff that you neither wanted nor paid for? It was a lot of trouble for me to go through. I thought there might be a consolation prize of sorts. Some people down in the comments of this thread are theorizing that this lady didn't get her card stolen at all
Starting point is 00:09:45 But in fact went to Neiman Marcus herself bought all the stuff and then reported her card stolen and an attempt to get all that stuff for free But honestly if that's the case, I'm not sure if this makes this woman any less of an entitled jerk Selling computer for $900. Hi, is this still available? Yes. What's the lowest you'll take? 800. Have you used the graphics card for mining? Nah, I built the rig after the mining rush. Okay, can you include a screen,
Starting point is 00:10:15 keyboard, and mouse? No, I'm keeping those. How about 600 since I have to buy everything to make it work? Huh? That's way lower than I want to go. Might have to think about that. Please. It's for my son who can't go to school right now.
Starting point is 00:10:33 He's bored at home and I'm tight on money since I've been out of work because of the coronavirus. Can you take cash after Venmo? Huh? Hello? I can't go that low, sorry. I already told my son he could have it. I'll give you 650 if you throw in this screen. You can drop it off tomorrow. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:10:55 My monitor was $400. I don't think you understand the price of these components. There's $200 and LED lights in this build. I don't need lights. You can keep those and drop off the PC and the screen tomorrow. $400 is too much for a used screen anyway. Most you'll get is $150, so I'm actually doing you a favor by taking it off your hands. We're done here. No. You can drop off and I'll be in mode to cache after. I'm social distancing, so I prefer not to meet in person.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Hello? I said no. If you, you probably used it for mining anyway. You look like a nerdy loser. My son will have to play outside now and will likely die from coronavirus. Does that make you happy? You're basically killing a kid because you're so greedy. Not everything is about money.
Starting point is 00:11:52 OMG. I'd love to hear this woman's conversation with her kid. Sweetie, I'm so sorry, but mommy couldn't get you a new computer because of mean people on the internet. So I'm afraid you're gonna have to go outside and play with the coronavirus. I'm gonna miss you so much when you're dead, sweetie. Selling 2080 Ti Video Card for 900 pounds. Is this still available?
Starting point is 00:12:19 Yes, mate. Would you swap for a brand new Samsung Tab Galaxy S6? Huh? Mate, even if I was interested in swapping, that's nowhere near the value of this. It costs 600. Exactly. Okay, would you swap for iPhone X? Or Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus? Huh? You can clearly see the price of this is 900 pounds. Say no more, woosey, suck your mama. In what reality are either of those items anywhere near this?
Starting point is 00:12:52 Did you pass math, mate? Bad boy, go suck your mama, you dumb euth! Mate, you'd have to give me all three of those things to be anywhere near even LMAO. My arse you've passed, Matz, use Spaka. I'm using an S10 Plus and it sells used for 300 pounds. How effing stupid are you? Look you baddy boy, and they post a picture of a Samsung S10 for 550 pounds. And it ain't gonna sell.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Even if it was worth that, you realize that's still 350 lbs short. You see how it costs 600 lbs new, and it's also last generation. And I already have one. Suck your mother woosey. Tell you what, sell all those items, right? And you can buy the 2080 Ti for a special price. One K just for you. A nice whole number since you clearly can't do basic math.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Betty Fish, you jingered twat. Clearly didn't pass English either. So on the title of this post, OP call this using Beger a Chab, which makes me think a lot of this is like British slang or something. Can any British people out there please tell me what on earth this guy is talking about? What's a baddie boy? Is it different from a baddie fish? What's a yut? What's a spaca? This post has left me with more questions and answers on this next post
Starting point is 00:14:22 O.P. Sistering Law, mother and law and wife are face masks. And after they try to sell one online, this is a message they get. Telling this product for $10, taking orders now. So this is $10 each, or for the pair. Each. During a pandemic, that price speaks volumes to your intentions. Not a good look. You know nothing about me. We've donated over 500 and are selling some to be able to continue donating. So respectfully, I urge you to f off. Would you be interested in drawing a single cover for me?
Starting point is 00:14:57 Hey, thanks for reaching out. Of course that wouldn't be a problem. What'd you have in mind? Can you draw this in your style? Just something dope. Well, sure I can do that for you. My price has started $20, but the reference itself isn't too complicated, so I think $15 would cover the cost of it. I accept payments through PayPal. Is that okay with you? I have 2,000 followers. Congrats. Would you prefer if they paid me? F.U. I'm in intensive care with Corona. I can't use PayPal.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope you recover soon. How are you using Instagram? I could die and you won't do your art for me. I will gladly do art for you, but I hope you understand that I need to be paid. I'm willing to lower the price to $10, but I really can't go any lower. I hope you understand. F.U. piece of do-do. Okay, you wore me down.
Starting point is 00:15:51 I'll do it for you now. And O.P. Senses Guy a stick figure drawing with a little stick figure dong. Hope this is what you had in mind. Loved working on this project with you. Feel free to contact me again if you ever need anything. Thanks. So I try not to criticize influencers smaller than me, but who on earth thinks that 2,000 followers
Starting point is 00:16:13 is an impressive metric by any standard? News article, Sony is convincing players to stay at home by offering free PlayStation 4 games. I get it from both sides. It's good they gave free games, but the majority of the community have already got or played them, so the kind offer is a big waste actually. Translation. I want better free things. I don't care if other people get free things, it only counts if I get the free things.

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