rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars I Don't Want To Catch "The Gay!"

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars The woman in today's video has a very unusual fear. She doesn't want to get knee replacement surgery because she's afraid that she might catch something from the knee donor. What is she so afraid of catching? Well, its not a bacteria or a virus, it's... "the gay." Yes, she's afraid that evil, lying doctors will trick her into receiving a knee transplant that will completely change who she's attracted to. If you like this content, follow my podcast for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is just the beginning. Stream the complete Dutton Legacy, 1883, 1923, and all seasons of Yellowstone. I love Montana, but I'm doing this far family. Paramount Plus, the streaming home of Yellowstone. Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit. Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where someone is afraid that they might catch the gay. On this next post, OP does modeling and a photographer reaches out to her. Hey, this is pretty random, but I'm trying to get more into portrait and street photography,

and I was wondering if he'd be down to do a shoot sometime. Hi, I'd love to. My rate is 40 bucks an hour. Unfortunately, I only have time for paid shoots right now. Ha, don't flatter yourself. I collaborate with IMG Models and Crew from NBC Pro Bono because they know the quality of my work. That's awesome, I don't doubt your capabilities.

I was just letting you know my rate because I'm really busy and I don't have time to collab right now. And your reply seems kind of aggressive? Wait, did this guy just try to flex on OP by saying that he works for NBC for free? Dude, that doesn't make you cool, that makes you a sucker. This next post comes from a Facebook nursing group. At the Doctors of Blink Hospital, some of you know, but for those who don't, my mom needs a knee transplant. She's been using a cane for two years now and

had a fallen September at McDonald's while ordering her breakfast. We rushed her to the doctor who had her knee x-rayed and with tears in his eyes, he informed us she needed a knee transplant. This serious surgery has cut to the core of our family and we can't get this family moving forward without her. We told the doctor that under no circumstance would we allow the knee of a gave, trans-homo, or lesbian to be put into my mom's body. Do you know what the doctor did? He laughed. He told us that there was no way they could even discriminate between sexual lives when

it came to using body parts. Then, he lied to us and told us they would use an artificial part. We have declined the surgery. We cannot risk mom getting a body part from a gay lesbian. We're taking out the opinion of several other doctors and the advice of our priest. What does this world come to? This is one of the ways trans-homo and homosexuals are spreading. We will not be subject to this. If anyone knows a doctor in Blank County, please let us know. And then other Facebook users respond, hey OP, amongst the myriad of things wrong here,

I just wanted to say that knee replacements do, indeed, use artificial parts. My father had both of his knees replaced. Your mom will be fine and someone else replies. Are you serious? Do you really think that your mom's knee could be gay? Think about how stupid that sounds. You're suggesting that her mind and body will be attracted to men, but her knee will get horny for women. And then down in the comments of this reddit post I'm going to read this reply from Is there cheese?

Once I was a heterosexual like you. Once I was a heterosexual like you, then I took a gay and the knee. Maybe this is why all these high school teachers are so insisting that girls cover up their shoulders in school. Because as we all know, gayness resides in the girls cover up their shoulders in school. Because as we all know, gayness resides in the joints. Gay shoulders, gay knee. Gay knees, gay elbows. I mean, a heterosexual has to be careful nowadays. If you rub shoulders with the wrong gay person, then bam, you get gay shoulders too, and there's no turning back. I've been going through the responses

in this Reddit post trying to make sense of what this guy actually believes. And I'm going to read this response from PezX because I think this is the closest thing to actually making some sort of crazy person sense. I think he believes that homosexuality or trans-sexuality is a literal disease, like hepatitis C that would be transmitted by knee replacement. Are there really people out there on planet Earth who think that if a gay person sneezes on you, then you catch the gay? On this next post, OP sells clothes and she gets a damn from a random person. Hi, I'm interested in working with you guys. How so? So you guys could send me something and I'd post it on my story and tag you guys and

go live promoting you guys. No thanks, I don't feel comfortable working with a private account. Weirdo, be word. Elimeo. Imagine coming into my story asking for free stuff, then getting upset because I said no. Be word, I didn't text you, it was my manager. You're ugly anyways, so you deserve to be burnt. Now shut the F up, before I take a hot dump in your mouth, you annoying B word.

I hope you flop and never sell anything you crusty, dusty B word. Oh, you're big mad now. Selling 2002 Porsche for $22,900. I'll bring the cash with me and I want to hit the expressway and if it does over 170 miles per hour, you got a deal. Sounds good. The Saturday works for me anytime. I like the car and I want to make sure it'll do over 170. I'm a street racer. Sounds good. Yeah, that's not going to work for me. Sorry, man. Yeah, I figured you were beesting on the top speed, but why? I'm not beesting you on the top speed,

Loll. I looked up the car's top speed, and you can confirm it if you want. I'm not going to let someone take a vehicle, I own a hundred miles per hour over this speed limit. Why if I have the cash in hand? If it'll do it, we gotta deal. What's the problem? If she does it, then it's MY car. I'm not gonna let some person I don't know and danger myself in my vehicle trying to prove a top speed. That's insane! I'm giving you your price, not jerking you around.

You can count it before we take it for a spin. Not gonna happen, sorry. If you're looking for top speed, this really isn't the right car for you anyways. Well then, good luck. What I see is that you are afraid, and the car will maybe do a 140 top speed. I just looked it up. Your loss out of $23,000, good luck in someone giving you your asking price. You may get 20 to 21,000, that's about it.

Sorry you're so afraid, but the fact of the matter is your car won't do it. I've never seen a V6 do over 120-ish without a supercharger or turbos. You're absolutely right because you lied about the speed and you're a chicken-turned. Good day, liar. Loser. You know, this might be one of the few posts where I actually agree with the choosing beggar. What are you some kind of scaredy cats? You won't let a complete stranger get into your $22,000 vehicle and drive it 170 miles per hour. What are you all pussy? Uh, yeah, dude. If that makes me a wh than I'm 100% a worse, I am scared. I'm scared of you because you're a frickin' psychopath. But what I want to know is how can someone this stupid have $22,000 just lying around? These side marios all you can eat is all you can munch a soup, sell it, salad, and garlic homemove. Mom, me!

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Looking for free stuff. In search of dresser for my daughter, a full-size couch and a queen mattress. I broke a bone in my back and my mattress has become very uncomfortable, and if it's not too much to ask for, a bid set for a queen bid as well. And then, miraculously, someone sends OP a picture of their leather sofa presumably for free. Not that sound like a picky A-hole, but I'm not a fan of leather. Oh, you're not trying to sound like a picky A-hole. Okay, because I was confused for a second.

Alert, OP is an Epping Scammer. He said his artwork is free, but when I asked him to do a custom artwork, he was going to charge me 25 dollars for an epic sketch. This is a fine nothing group, I don't think he should be advertising here. And then the artist replies, dude, these sketches are free. But you asked me for custom work, so of course I'm going to charge you. Down in the comments, use your gear at Jase as it best. You're giving away an old table, I demand that you build me a cabinet for free instead.

Do you play Fortnite? No, why? Can you get skin? I don't even play it, so why would I? Because you don't play. Can I have your account? No. Why? Because it's linked to my PlayStation account?

I want your Instagram account so I can get a creator code. LMAO, no chance buddy. I want to do customs with my friend, please! LMAO, no, and it would take like a year to get the code anyway. Wait your me on Fortnite for your account, please! Wait are you what? So I can get creator? LMAO, no.

Please, well, you should give me at least you owe me. No, I don't. How do I? No, you do. I don't know you, and you're a moron. Okay. So give me. No. You owe me.

No, I don't. Wait here. You give me the account. Are you gift me? No, I don't know you anything. Yes, you do. You messaged me first. So you owe me. You wanted to give it to me. LMAO, you deleted your first message.

No, you messaged me first. No, I didn't, you donkey. Wow, you deleted message. F you, you're trashed at Fortnite. LMAO, you can't even spell how old are you, like five? You are such an inward, if you give me skin. LMAO, this is too funny. Give me skin or my mom will sue you.

LMAO, this is such good content. No, give me the skin you inward. Alright, alright, you will. Or my boys will run you up. G. LMAO, shut your mouth. You look 5. You want my email and password?

I'll give it to you. Give me the skin you Pakistani inward. Okay, do it you Pakistani inward. Okay, okay, okay. Do it you Pakistani B word inward. The password is Hinti underscore warrior 1995. No, tell me the real one you inward. It is, are you gonna try it or not?

Or should I change it before you do? Inward, I'm gonna dox you. LMAO, try your best. Your post code starts with LS12, you live in leads. LMAO, okay, that's public info, geez. And a quick side note here, OPs Instagram name is at BinSteel. Your real name is Bin. Ha ha ha ha. LMAO incorrect.

Steel? Nice try though. Your phone number is blank, yeah. Wrong. It's your brother? No, but I do have brothers. You support right-wing politics? Naji. Your mom works as the blank. Nope, she's a blank.

Your dad owns a slave shop. LMAO, no. My boys will run you down. My dad paint stuff, and LMAO, okay. I pray for Ben. Your grandma's buried in your garden. LMAO, no, I pray for Ben. Your grandma's buried in your garden. LMAO, no. Your dad drives a blank.

No, my dad can't drive. What are you doxing this guy Ben for? What did this man do? Kill yourself, you B-word. No one likes you. Okay, RJ. The F, that's not my name Ben, I will FING MIRROR YOU. I will put a bullet in your skull.

Oh, scary. I will stab you 22 times. Oh, shiver me timbers. My boys will better you and your family. Nah, I'm gonna dock you for real now. Your real name is Blank. Your address is leads at Blank and your mother works as a prostitute.

Holy cow, this is so effing funny. My God, who are you? I doxed you. Nah, that's not me. You are so scared. No man, that's just funny. Don't post this on your story. I am.

I'm sorry but I'll block your name out. Be word, you joke man. I am a doxing god I'll block your name out. Be word, you joke man. I am a doxing god. You're a wasteer. But man, I'm sorry. This is too good. Fam? All right, Chief. Have a good day. F you. I know you're scared. You better gift me.

LMAO, I'm on my way to cashing a Fortnite creator code. Be right back. Right, because nothing inspires me to give to my fellow man quite like someone dropping the inward with a hard R like 20 times. On this next post, someone actually comes to our slash choosing beggars and makes a post, looking for free commission, and someone replies, this sub is for posting interactions with choosing beggars, not for actual begging. Oh, someone sent me here.

And you didn't read the sub-description before posting? I'm dying. I can't believe this choosing beggar saw the R-slash choosing beggar subreddit and thought. Wow, a subreddit made just for entitled jerks like me to beg for free stuff without paying? That's exactly what I was looking for! That was our slash-shooting beggars, and if you like this podcast, then check out my Patreon where I publish extra podcast episodes. Also, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every

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