rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars My Boyfriend MUST Pay Me $400,000

Episode Date: March 31, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars The woman in today's Choosing Beggars post is out of her mind. She claims that any man who dates her has to pay all of her expenses, including a $50,000 wedding, $30,000 wedding ring, and $350,000+ in debt. Add everything up and you get well over $400,000 just for the privilege of dating her. Lady, are you out of your mind? If you like this video and want to see more, hit that subscribe button! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPqiSexZZvA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm a big fan of your work, and I was wondering how I could acquire some. Do you still happen to make any sharding fetish art? Don't forget the job. It turns me on. Tung smiley face. I also would like the shard to be noticeable. The art will go- The art will go in my fart hub page, and you will get fame.

Lull, you're gonna have to pay some hardcore extra for that. How much are we talking? Honestly, probably at least thrice my usual price because it's something I really, really wouldn't want to draw. How much is your normal price? 40 bucks for a flat colored with simple background, and I'd have to think on it. My stomach ain't as strong as it used to be about this kind of stuff.

Wow, that's pricey. What's your net worth? I don't know what you mean by my net worth, but without adjusting prices for content, 40 bucks for flats and background is pretty fair for my quality. My fart, ha ha ha ha ha000 followers. I can put your Twitter in my account and you will for sure get over 1,000 followers for one drawing half price.

Exposure doesn't pay my rent and I don't think that a thousand people expecting that from me would stay for very long at all. I'm sorry, I don't make that a thousand people expecting that from me would stay for very long at all. I'm sorry, I don't make much money either, I just need to call my sexual desires if that makes sense. Best you find someone else then, good luck. Man, you live like this? Is this supposed to sway my decision? Because it won't. Good night. I love the flex this guy is doing. Yeah, so I'm a pretty big deal in the farting community. With over 25,000 followers, fellow fart-efficient autos, you would be a fool to turn down free exposure.

It's like, dude, I don't know if I want that kind of exposure. This guy's basically offering. Stick with me and I'll make you the most famous fart artist or fartist as we like to call them in the world. News headline. Disappointed with life in Afghanistan, two ISIS jihadi women from Karela say they want to return to India provided there's no jail sentence. Yeah, so um turns out being a terrorist effing sucks.

Can we come back, please? Things. We're really sorry about all those terrorist crimes we helped to commit. So how soon can you buy us the plane tickets? Hey, is the computer still available? Yeah, it's 750 bucks. Could you go 250? I've got diabetes.

No, I can't. Sorry. I could turn right around and tell us to someone else wanting to buy it. Do you mother-efer? I hope you effing eat penis for a living. You look ugly and your mom does too, you effing bundle of sticks. Wow, I never knew Wilford Brimley was so vulgar. Hey, where did you put my headphones after you used them?

I can't find them. I have them. Oh, can you bring them or I can get them? Why? You said I could have them. What? When. When I slept over, you told me you had some for me when I asked.

Yeah, for you to borrow that night, not for you to keep. Oh, well, I'm still using them. I don't have any. Can I just keep them? No, those were a Christmas gift and my only wireless headphones. If not like their AirPods or anything, just get a new pair. What's, they're still like $250 headphones? But you said I could have them, just get whoever gave them to you to buy you new ones. Please give me back my headphones. And OP posted an update. She actually called campus police on the choosing beggar who went over and got the headphones for her.

This is a Tinder profile of someone named JoJo. Thanks to keep in mind, if you are not born in the USA, do not contact me. I don't believe in splitting money. You'll pretty much have to pay everything. I have $350,000 in loans. If you drink alcohol or believe in it, do not contact me. You must be able to pay for my dream wedding ring, $30,000. My dream wedding, $50,000, and a five-bedroom house in Beverly Hills, and all expenses. If dating this woman costs over $400,000, a guy could literally buy like five hookers a day for cheaper than that. This was posted on an article about things that annoy chefs and restaurant workers the most.

Influencers. Alexeus Gothier of Gothier Soho in London says, like any central London restaurant, we receive a couple of requests a day for free meals. In return for posts from social media influencers, most are turned down. The consensus is, if an influencer needs to approach you, they're not worth working with. Some are polite, some cockies, some downright entitled. They believe their own hype. They think any exposure has been official. I've seen high profile openings booked out for three months on influencer babble,

that six months later are empty. Long-term regulars is the holy grail. I have guests who came on first dates who are now celebrating years of marriage. They're true ambassadors. Man, I hate influencers like this giving all influencers a bad name. I've been a professional YouTuber for something like 4 years now and I have not once, once asked for something for free just because I'm a YouTuber. But then we have douchebags like these people making all influencers look like choosing

beggars. Am I the buttole for quitting my job? Here's what's happening. I'm a 28 year old female and my wife is a 31 year old female and I've been married for 4 years. We own a house together, bought after we got married, no kids. We're both very big on equality and fairness, so we long to go decided how we'd split household duties and finances. We have all of our bills together, including a set bill that's a deposit into our saving account and a bill that's a shared fun

slash date slash vacation money. Each month we split the total of these bills according to our relative income. We're both in similar professional fields, so we make comparable money. But if say she makes $90,000 and I make $60,000, she'd pay 60% of the bills and I'd pay 40%. We actually make much closer than that, so right now, she's paying about 55% of the bills and I'm paying about 45%. Anything left over after the bill pool is paid, the individual keeps and can do whatever with. No questions asked. As for the household, we have days on slash days off for chores.

I do Monday, Wednesday, Friday, she does Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. We don't do any chores on Sunday. It's our one mutual day off. And we order food instead of cooking so there's no dishes or we go out. We have a chore chart that we both agreed on with a chorch spread across the various days, so we're contributing equally. That way, each of us gets several days where we can just come home and relax and do nothing, which we both value. I really don't enjoy my job, so I'm planning to quit. My wife makes more than enough money to pay all the bills in the pool, including the savings

and fund money, so she'll be paying 100% now since she'll have all the income and I'll have none. She's tentatively okay with this. It'll be the first time since our marriage that one of us hasn't worked. She's raised some concerns, but I've also made it clear that it's my decision and she respects that. She asked if we could rearrange the Chor chord chart and of course I said no. We agree to the chord chart and it's equitably split. I'm not quitting my job so I can do more chord. I'm quitting my job because it's stressful and I don't want to do it anymore.

I may go back to work if I find something less stressful in my industry but maybe not. She says that since I'm not working I should do more housework. I told her that we split both housework and finances in a fair way according to an agreement we already made. Finances are split by income, chores are split by days. Am I the butthole? Additional info. She loves her job. I hate mine.

She doesn't want to quit. I'm still obviously doing my share of the chores. Our agreement has always been chores split according to Dayslash chart, finances split according to income level, and that's still exactly as it is. My income level just happens to be zero now. She doesn't have to do any additional work to cover all of our bills with her salary. We have no kids in a small house. Her half of the chores is not very intense and doesn't represent an undue burden on her. If she can do them before, she can still do them. Since nothing about

her situation is changing at all, except she'll have a happier wife. So I tracked down the original thread and oh my god, this lady's getting ripped apart in the comments. I could not find one single post in defense of this lady. And right fully so, this lady gets five out of five buttholes for being a complete waste of space. And then after getting obliterated, OP posts this delusional update. Your business has grown fast, from opening your first location to planning an expansion in no time. And with your business platinum card from American Express, you can access spending power

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Be alert, be aware, and stay safe. The number of people being deliberately obtuse here is infuriating. People harassing me, misgendering me for some reason, and insulting my marriage. You all are sad. You keep asking what I'm contributing if I'm not doing chores or adding money. Gee, what do you all do with your spouses when you're not cleaning or working? Stand in closets? Or maybe a relationship is built on more than that?

We talk, we share activities, we garden, we just do a couple stuff. And on top of that, maybe you're forgetting that this house that we own was half paid for by me, that the several hundred thousand dollars in our joint savings account is half from me, that I've been a partner in building our stability, that my wife has this amazing job that she loves because she was able to take risks and spend months in South America because I supported her. Or how about the fact that you all say I'm forcing her to work, but work is her choice. We don't have to work either of us, so if she chooses to work, how is that not forcing me to do chores? We're both doing the things we chose to do in order to be happiest and we're not burdening the other with our choices, because we're tired to get where we

are. I get that if you're not as fortunate and your bills require two full-time incomes to get paid then yeah things are different but that's not the case with us. I'm really glad I posted this. It just shows how far our capitalist society still has left to go. So essentially what this lady is saying is I did my time. I paid my bills I paid for half the house so I don't have to contribute anything anymore. I'm done. If my wife wants to work, then she can work, but I'm not doing anything I don't want to do.

Lady, I could give two flips if you garden with her or do couple activities because that's the fun stuff. You don't get credit for contributing to half of the fun stuff, and you don't get credit for the fact that you contributed like 5 or 10 years ago. A successful relationship and a successful household is a continuous, ongoing thing. You can't just be like, yep, I'm done. The next 30 years is on your shoulders. Hello, I've downloaded the 5th Girls version of AC Origins with all the DLC almost a year ago.

I've played this game a lot, but in the last months I haven't played. This week I've tried to play a little bit, but my game doesn't launch. The image of the game appears, but then it all goes down and the game doesn't start at all. Please help me. You posted earlier too. You're complaining about the game you downloaded illegally to the form of people who love and support the game and the people behind it.

If you wanted to work, pay for it. You filthy free-loader. Oh, I'm sorry. If you want, you can buy the game for me so I can play without disturbing you. Not everyone has the resources to buy all the games they love. They prefer to spend their money wisely on the things we really need, or they buy one game for the year when it's on promotion. Now, take care of your own business. Thanks.

Alright, so I realize that some of my fans aren't gamers and you may be unaware of a really cool practice that some game developers do. Basically, because Game Devs know that some people will pirate their game, they will intentionally release a version of their game to pirate websites. But they will break the game by intentionally adding glitches, like the game they upload to the pirate websites

just won't have the ending of the game. Or in the case of Batman Arkham Asylum, Batman can't glide with his cape if you download the pirate version. So people will post online being like, I don't understand, I can't glide with Batman's cape. I beat the game but there's no ending, what gives? And then they immediately get trashed on from all the people who realize that they pirated the game. Hi, I saw your post and I'm interested in commission you for a portrait of my daughter's cat. He just passed away and she's extremely heartbroken.

She's nine and I want to cheer her up. How do we start? Hi there, I'm sorry to hear about the passing of your pet. I'd love to do a commission for you. Do you have pictures of the cat? Do you know what color background you'd like? Or any details you'd like me to include? I'd like the vibrant style you have on your blink.

I was wondering if you could lower the prize. I'm thinking about getting to. Actually, I am running a deal currently and you can get the second piece 45% off. You can't go lower. This will make my daughter so happy, but cannot afford to spend this much on art. What's your budget? I know a few artists from China and India who can do each for $5. I'm not looking to pay more than $30 for digital art.

Sorry, can't do that low. Why aren't you even trying to negotiate? You said you found artists who are giving you an incredible deal and I can't match their prices. You can go ahead and hire them. You're not needy enough then because if you were you would take the $30. Greedy US artist. There are so many better artists from China and India who can actually do artwork 10 times better for $5.

You're a disgrace! This is why I don't support US artists. You people think you guys are better than everybody else. Now I'm offering you 20 bucks in a Yelp review. As how things are in the US, you will come back begging me. You will NEED my 20 dollars. You'll regret not working for cheap in times of crisis. You'll see my $20 would have been enough for you. I'll gladly give $5 to an Indian artist anyway.

Hey, your manager was messaging me earlier telling me that you were looking for a hand-drawn portrait. Yeah, when can you start? Cause I need this ASAP. Listen, if you're sleeping right now, can you just draw my most recent post really quickly? Sorry for the late reply, I was writing an email. I'll get on it right away. Keep in mind it'll be in pencil only, is that alright with you? Yeah, I guess that's okay. Just get it done!

Quickly! Sorry, but I couldn't get your manager to sign the invoice I sent. Can you get your signature on it please? After that I can get started right away on it. There's no need for an invoice. There's no need for me to pay you. I have over 240,000 followers. Once they see the work you put into your hopefully brilliant portrait, you'll be able to really get your name out there. Don't you agree? The fact that you're asking me to pay you for what is essentially a glorified promo post is quite bizarre. It's only 10 euros, your manager agreed to pay.

I'm not asking for much here, just payment. I think you failed to realize how dispensable you are to me. I'll find another artist if you don't want to work with me, final chance. No, sorry, I can't sacrifice my integrity for exposure. So apparently this person is an Instagram influencer, so I don't know exactly what the climate is like over on Instagram. But if I had a conversation like this with a fan on YouTube, there would be an expose a video on this like

the next day. Then OP got pissed off about this influencer being a choosing beggar, so he reached out to this influencer. Hey, I'm just contacting you because your manager said you wanted some graphic design work done. I didn't hear anything about that. I don't want any work done. Sorry.

Ah, I see. I just thought you'd want to avail of my services, especially since I'm offering them to you for free. Are you sure you don't want any work done, sorry. Ah, I see. I just thought you'd want to avail of my services, especially since I'm offering them to you for free. Are you sure you don't want any work done? Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were offering them for free. My bad. Since that's the case, I think I might have some work for you.

I have a new skin care brand launching after this whole pandemic thing blows over. I kind of need a logo for it. Could you do that? Absolutely. Just tell me what sort of logo you want and I'll get started right away. Just make sure you credit me on your story and it's okay. Absolutely. I'm looking for a brand aiming to reflect cleanliness, elegance, natural essence, and beauty while retaining the polished professionalism you'd expect from a well-established cosmetics brand. When can you start on it? I'm looking to start initial production two weeks from now.

I already finished the logo actually. FU, you total piece of s*** incorporated. I think you got all the exposure you need right here. And OP post a link to the original choosing beggar post. Here in the scene, I'll be in contact with my legal team about this. Have a nice day! Yeah, I'm gonna call BS on that. I'm literally six times the size of this influencer and I don't have a legal team, so I really doubt they do. That was our slash-tusing beggars, and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put on new Reddit videos every single day. That was our slash-tusing beggars. And if you liked this video,

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