rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars RETURN THE STUFF I STOLE FROM YOU!

Episode Date: April 15, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP's Minecraft account gets hacked, and some kid buys the account. After OP recovers the account, the kid actually has the audacity to email OP and demand to have the account back! He actually says that he deserves the account back because he earned it by stealing it. How entitled and deluded can you possibly be? Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wno3IFwINk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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pops likes his lawn all trimmed up and stuff. Wait, aren't you on furlough during the outbreak? Why can't you go into it? Yeah, but I'm trying to save gas. You live next door. I'm in the next town over and don't have a trimmer. I spent half of my only day off since March 1st clearing and cleaning your dad's yard. I'm doing 12-hour shifts every day for the foreseeable future because we're critical services. I don't have time to do it. Come over my wife,

I'll grab my lawnmower for you and you can use it. Just bring it back when you're done. WTF, man, you know I'm not getting any income. It's 26 miles to pop, and I don't have money for gas. Can't you do it, please? Or have your wife do it? You've got money for new ports, though. So, how's no work for you? I've got too much stuff to do at work and at home. My wife is taking care of our kids and our neighbors' kids during the day. Get off your lazy button, take care of your dad. Looking for a babysitter?

Hi neighbors! I'm planning on going back to work hopefully by April 6th if I can secure a trustworthy babysitter. I have three kids. One month old girl, one year old boy and one year old boy, and three year old girl, and I would be paying weekly. To start off with, pay would be $160 a week for all children, then I could up the price. I'd prefer my children be cared for at the babysitters home. I'll need them picked up and dropped off before and after work. I'm looking for hours eight to five Monday through Friday, so babysitting hours range from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. possibly. I would have to talk with and meet you in person

of course before setting up care and would like to have someone that genuinely loves children. If interested, message me. Do you realize that you're paying three, fifty per hour for three children? and dropped off and picked up. I would be careful hiring anyone for this little. They might put your kids in danger. Down in the comments, you can kiss me as some of the posts pretty well. Whomever replied got their math wrong. It's even less.

The choosing becker wants to pay 160 bucks a week for 55 hours of work per week, 5 days at 11 hours a day. 160 divided by 55 is $291 an hour. This woman is trying to find child care at less than a dollar per child per hour. I assume the babysitter, in addition to picking up and dropping off the children and spending her own gas money and vehicle wear and tear, would also be responsible for feeding three kids for free as well. At the end of it, the babysitter would essentially be paying the choosing beggar to watch her kids. On this next post, OP was giving away $10 worth of Easter decorations, and just left

them out on her porch and said first come first serve. Then she gets this message. FYI, Cyber Bullying is a crime and if you have children, maybe I should call CPS on you. Just remember you gave me your address and I can turn you into child protective services because you are a bully. And you need to be straightened out by someone. Law enforcement can do that. Maybe you need to go to some severe mental facility to get some counseling for your attitude. Because nurses are abusive and you are one abusive chick. CPS would take your children away from you little girl because you obviously aren't a abuser to people. Just remember, you gave me your address so I could send CPS to your home.

This lady says cyberbullying is a crime and then immediately proceeds to cyberbullying. Okay. Hi, I saw your decals. Can you send some picks of your work? Here you go. Pressing depends on size and material and difficulty of the design. Let me know if you're interested. Can you do something like this and big?

Hmm, I think so, but it would be pretty expensive. It would probably be cheaper to have someone print it. I would do it by layering vinyl, so it wouldn't look just like that picture. I can send you a mock-up. How big? Two feet across. Sorry. Two feet tall, and maybe one foot wide.

Yeah, I can do that. It'll be 100 bucks. 20 bucks will be due up front and is not refundable for me to make the design. If you don't like it, I can tweak some stuff. The additional 80 bucks is due before printing and is not refundable once we agree on the design. Oh, that's fine.

The shop quoted me $300. That's amazing. Do you have an email I can send the design to? Here's my email. Okay, my Venmo is blank. Feel free to send the 20 bucks whenever and I'll get the design made within the next two hours. Can you do the design before I pay? I'm sick at home and my husband will have to bring the money. I actually am only taking Venmo right now because of the stay at home order. I'll mail you the finished decal. No, I have to pay in person because it's gift cards. Please, this is for my daughter's car

and she has this disease going around. Gift cards? I'm sorry, I only accept Venmo. I would normally accept cash, but I'm only doing no contact transactions right now. And then she sends a picture of GameStop gift cards. I'm sorry, but no thank you. This is the only extra I have.

Please, it's a hard time for everyone. My daughter is sick. You want me to use my cash for this? When she's ill, please do the design. I'll bring these to your house right now. I'm driving over. you live in blank, right? Hello, please tell me where you are, I NEED these. Down in the comments, Dupresio said exactly what I was thinking. That's what always baffles me about this stuff.

Your family has a deadly disease and money is tight, so your first priority is a giant decal for your car. And on top of that, if your daughter is really sick with a coronavirus, why does she need a car? She should be staying inside not going anywhere, so this is just multiple levels of stupid. Tweeted by the legendary Mr. Beast, due to recent events, lots of people have started hoarding food and donating less, which sucks because now more than ever, people need help. So we filled six semi-trucks with 1 million meals for people in need. Go watch. Reply.

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American Express, don't do business without it. Terms and conditions apply if it mx.ca slash business platinum. This next post is a cross post from R slash Amai the Butthole. Am I the Butthole for no longer giving a struggling neighbor food? I'm a 30 year old female and when my husband and I got our first house, I became friendly with our neighbor who had two young children, two and three. They're now seven and eight. Early on, I noticed she was stressed.

She was working from early to late. I noticed she was getting home at like 10pm to 11pm. I started to accidentally cook extra. I'd bring over shepard pies, meat pies, fish pie, etc. I'd accidentally have too many steaks or food that was about to go bad and this led to the children just having dinner at our place. We recently discovered that our daughter has a meat allergy so everything's been swapped to a veggie option. Me and my partner had decided it'll make life a whole lot easier to make the switch with her. To put it bluntly, I'm not cooking

two meals. We usually avoid soy and just two vegetables, vegetable, lasagna, mushroom burgers, etc. Broccoli and kale mac and cheese. Well, neighbor decided to complain that I was trying to CONVERT her children who now refuse to eat food SHE cooks. So, I've stopped cooking for her. She apologizes and has asked me to cook, but she's never appreciated what I've done for her, and complaining has just pushed it all over the edge. My husband thinks I'm being a butthole, and that she was just being a concerned parent and clearly feels bad about accepting my charity. And then down in the comments, an active account has a similar story. I fell for this with jerky making.

I would make batches on Sunday to practice and bring it to work on Mondays. Then hiking season started and I was making them on Friday and eating them during the two day long hikes. That's why I was practicing in the first place. Sure enough, Mondays, after a two day hike, my co-workers are complaining that I didn't bring any jerky. Had one tell me that he stopped bringing lunch on Mondays because I can just fill up on free jerky. On this next post, OP's Minecraft account got hacked, and then he gets this email.

Hey, I'm the one who's been on your Minecraft account. I would really appreciate if you gave the password. I bought and grinded a lot of stuff on there, and I know you don't know me, but it would mean a lot to me. I love how one of the automated Gmail responses this is. What? For this next post, OP's X-Rumate, after two months of leaving piles of stuff at his place finally returns to pick it up and sends this text message. Warm up lunch and open the beers, daddy's coming home. What do you mean? You won't feed me? You won't offer me beers? Are you joking? No hospitality? Where in the middle of a pandemic, dude? No, I'm not feeding you and giving you beers. And then down in the comments, Opie ads.

Don't worry, I put all of his junk in a giant pile in the garage. He was really offended I told my roommate who was working in the garage that he was sick. Oh, did I forget to mention? He was sick. I don't want your camera. I don't. Then why are you still messaging me? Because you're an effing dick, and you're not willing to be flexible with buyers. You're never gonna find someone to sell your camera

to besides me, and you're being a jerk. 40 bucks with delivery, your camera is sucky. Dude, you've got some serious problems, low. But I f*** women. Leave me alone. Hi, I saw your work on Facebook and I'm interested. Can you please send some examples? Sorry, these aren't the best picks, but if you have an idea of what you might want, I can give you a price quote.

My dog died and I'd like a paw print. I'm sorry to hear that. Do you have a design in mind? No, I was hoping you could make something. Sure, are you thinking of putting this on a car? I have white vinyl. I usually charge to make a design, but I can do that part for free. You'll just have to pay for the vinyl and shipping costs. Yes, on the back of our range rover, it's white, so white would be good. Okay, I'm thinking six inches by four inches, but we've come to sixteen bucks with shipping. I have a few designs in mind. Would you like to approve them first or be surprised?

A surprise is fine. I like your work. Thanks, my Vennmo is blank, I'll send it tomorrow. I actually am mailing to, feel free to pick, I couldn't decide on the design. If you're doing that, I'll put the other sticker on our Jeep. But can you send one more for my husband's car? I actually am nearly out of this vinyl and have already sealed up the mailer, I'm sorry. I hope you love the two I sent, I can do more if you want, but I'd have to quote you

as a different order. Once you receive these, you can let me know which design you'd prefer and I can make another. So you'll send two but not three? Unfortunately I'm pretty pressed for time right now. I cut two because I wanted to make sure you got a design you liked. I'm happy to make another for the same price. Our cars are gonna look silly with 2 having them but not the third.

I would like a refund. I'm sorry, I only charge you for the vinyl so it's not refundable. If the cuts get to you and you're not happy with them, I can cut a new one, but you'll have to provide the design. I'm not happy with the one you sent. I put them in the mail 20 minutes ago. I went a new one. All right, you know what? I was able to get it from the mailbox.

I've gone ahead and taken out the extra decal. That way, your cars won't look silly. Enjoy. Man, this lady is weird. She was originally happy with the order, but once she found out she was getting extra, then she became pissed off. And on top of that, this lady can afford three cars, but not three stickers. Hi, Blink.

Can I have the small black backpack bag for five pounds, please? Hi, Steven. Yes, of course. My mom will be in from 3pm onward tonight at that suit you. Can't you meet me halfway? No I can't, I'm sorry, I don't think I can help you if you're not willing to collect. Can you ask your mom to meet me in reading if she knows where reading is? Do you charge for delivery or post? I'm sorry but it's collection only. What do you mean? You can come and collect the bag

but I'm not posting it I'm afraid. If you then, if I see you anytime in reading with the bag, I take bag from you. And I won't pay the five pounds, I'll just steal the bag from you. And once I'm still in the bag from you, I'll find somewhere and I will strip naked and I will f*** the bag. I gotta hand it to this guy. It's not every day that you see someone threatened to rape your backpack. Hidline, Taylor Swift's spinner Wednesday giving money to fans whose incomes have been affected by coronavirus. DM from Taylor Swift. India, I'm so sorry things are tough right now and I'd like to give you $3,000 to help ease that strain. Can you please send the email address

for your PayPal account? Love Taylor. Then reply to that new story. Honestly, it selfish as hell to me. Millions of people need that money, not just her fans. I know, right? Is there anything more selfish than giving someone $3,000? Taylor Swift is such a jerk.

On this next post, a local church does a food drive every week for the pandemic. And this is a reply to the post. Is the food organic? I'm very particular about the food I consume. Do they make appointments? I don't like waiting in line. That was our Slash Choosing Beggars, and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit content every single day.