rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars WHY DOES THIS BEACH HAVE TOO MUCH SAND?

Episode Date: April 5, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars In today's video, OP posts a huge lists of complaints that people have about a luxury vacation at a tropical resort. And believe it or not, some people actually complain that the bea...ch is too sandy. Lady, what were you expecting at a beach? Dirt? If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for daily Reddit content! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvnerq75xz0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Holt Renfrew is sharing joy for the holidays with gifts for everyone on your list, and maybe even a special treat for yourself, too. Discover the new collection for Burberry by Daniel Lee. Add some ambiance with Louis V. Home. Give Gorpkora try and Solomon Sneakers, and so much more. Whatever presence you pick, we know they're going to love them. Visit a store today or shop at HoltRenfrew.com Welcome to R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where OP-Bam Boozles are Choosing Beggar.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Hello, my name is Blink and I'm reaching out on behalf of Bachelor in Paradise contested and social influencer Chase McNary. Since capturing America's heart on season 20 of ABC's The Bachelor Rat as the runner-up contest in vying for JoJo Fletcher's heart, Chase's following and fanbase has exploded. In addition, Chase's presence on the current season of Bachelor in Paradise with over 4.7 million weekly views has enabled his following to expand even further. With over 328,000 followers on Instagram alone, as well as an average of 250,000 weekly profile impressions, and 30,000 average story views, Chase's Instagram platform has served as a valuable marketing tool for reputable brands, such as Nibbia and Bud Light, and is only expected to increase as he re-inners the reality television world
Starting point is 00:01:30 this month. As a Denver local and owner of Rebel Social, Chase is looking to partner with an apartment complex in Denver as a live-in social influencer, and absolutely LOVED your property. If this is something you would like to discuss further, please let me know. Thanks. So this guy's argument is literally, hey, so I'm like super famous on TV. So give me a place to live for free. I mean, honestly, I'm not trying to flex here, but I can't help but just focus on the insanity that this guy has way smaller subscribers than me, and I would never dream of asking something like this.
Starting point is 00:02:14 But if this guy's getting a free apartment at 300,000 subscribers, then at like 1.4 million, you guys should basically be paying my rent for me. So instead of paying your own rent, I would really appreciate it if you guys would just all forward your rent checks to me. Selling for $85, can and can, quarter. Is this still available? Yes, $40, you're gonna bring it to me tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Lowl, don't think so. You can't be selling stuff and not be willing to negotiate. The buyer makes the rules, so agree with it or f off and don't sell your junk. WTF, are you being serious my dude? $40 and you're bringing it to me tomorrow. Except the offer because nobody else is gonna buy your sucky camera. I don't have time for your tweaker BS. The flip. Stop wasting my time and you're gonna sell your junk if you're being a dick to buyers.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Stop contacting me. $40 and you're gonna bring it to my workplace tomorrow. You need to be flexible when selling instead of having a stick up your butts. Yes, because clearly OP is the one with a stick up their butt here. Selling 2008 sedan for $4,000. I'll give you $950 right now. No questions asked. Take it or leave it. Every second you wait on this offer, I drop the prize by $50. The balls in your court.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And this choosing beggar sent this message at 9.50pm. So at 9.53pm OP replies, huh. So your offer is already at zero? No, still 9.50. Take it or leave it. Nope, I only had 20 seconds to respond. Shoot. Guess I missed out. On this next post, OP makes custom cakes.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yes, 11 is fine. I would like to talk about the price. Sure, as we discussed before, I'm mostly charge ingredients. Finding fruit has been crazy, but your cake is still 55 bucks. I know we said 55, but perhaps we could discuss going lower. It's for a birthday, so maybe there can be a discount? I'm short on money because I've made large grocery runs, so I'll be staying home with my children during this scary time. I'm sorry, but no.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I'm already losing money on this cake because the fruit you asked for in the cake have been scarce and expensive. I remained at $55 because that is what we agreed on. I'm very sorry, but if you can't confirm this price with me right now, then I will not be making any cake at all. I don't control this story. It's completely unprofessional to cancel my order the day before I need it. What am I supposed to do about my mother's birthday with no cake? Selfish.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Well, here's a radical idea. Instead of throwing your elderly mother a birthday party during the coronavirus outbreak, maybe you should just stop being selfish and not have a birthday party at all. Hello, is the MSI laptop that's on your story still available? Yes, I still have the one with one terabyte hard drive. Can I have it for 400 please? I'll meet you at blank. No, the price is firm. I'll only take the 800. Nah, I won't pay that much.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Sorry, then I can't sell it to you. That's too expensive. I can't sell it to you then, sorry. The F is your problem, you scamming F. I hope that you never sell anything you greedy, racial slur. F in scum. You offered me 400,000. problem you scamming F. I hope that you never sell anything you greedy racial slur. F.ing scum. You offered me $400 for laptop worth $1000. There's no way I would accept that, especially after the comments you made. Because you're trying to scam me R word.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Okay, I'm sincerely sorry for trying to scam you. I'll sell it to you for 300 bucks. OMG, thank you bro, when can I come get it? Meet me at Blank today at 7pm. Should I go into the goodwill? Yup, now you can buy a laptop within your price range and talk smack straight to people's faces. Are you effing kidding me? Is this a joke I drove 40 minutes? Yep, and you're gonna have to drive 40 minutes back. On this next post, an acquaintance messaged OP about a gaming PC he was selling. Is it still for sale? Nope. Why? I sold it for 1300 bucks. Why you're not gonna sell it to me? I was gonna do 500. But I sold it for more to someone else.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Money hungry piece of sh**. Sculls after 4 weeks and all I got is a smashed iPad you ever. Lowl sucks for you. Can you draw for me? Thank you, yes I can. I take commissions. What's commission? Well, in order, it requires money just like any other job.
Starting point is 00:07:05 You pay taxes? You're registered under government? Not really. I do this as a hobby and earn less than 300 bucks a month. So I don't pay taxes for it. You know that's illegal. How much do you charge per draw? It's not illegal where I live.
Starting point is 00:07:21 I've checked, but in the future, if I make this my everyday job, then I'll let the government know. I charge 30 to 35 bucks depending on what needs to be drawn. You can draw for me and my wife. For free, not paying you since you aren't registered. I don't draw for free.
Starting point is 00:07:37 But you can draw for practice. If I ever want to practice and I have no inspiration, I'll message you. Hmm, okay, I'll need to buy April since it's my wife's birthday, so do it by then. I'll do it whenever I'm free. I can't promise doing it before April. Where do you live? Why? I'm calling the police on you B-B-B-B. You think you can get away with doing illegal stuff? B-B-B. WholeTrendFrew is sharing joy for the holidays with gifts for everyone on your list, with doing illegal stuff. B-*** Holt Renfrew is sharing joy for the holidays with gifts for everyone on your list, and maybe even a special treat for yourself, too.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Discover the new collection for Burberry by Daniel Lee. Add some ambiance with Louis V. Home. Give Gorpkora try in Solomon's sneakers, and so much more. Whatever presence you pick, we know they're going to love them. Visit a store today or shop at HoltRenfrew.com. For your holiday season, real Canadian Superstore has more legendary ways to save than any other major grocery. Until December 6th, get a free jumbo point set when you spend $300 or more. Plus, PC-opplum members can get select PC or no name cheese at $3.99.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Conditions apply to fly for details. Absolutely. I mean, if you want to lose weight, I'd recommend to diet plan with a focus on calorie reduction. If you want to increase your cardiovascular fitness, I could make a plan for that also. Would that be okay with you? Yes, just give me a food plan and a cardiovascular plan.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Sure, just fill out these forms so I can get a few more details about you. Okay, did that. Now what? I'll formulate a diet and exercise plan for Sure, just fill out these forms so I can get a few more details about you. Okay, did that. Now what? I'll formulate a diet and exercise plan for you, which might take some time. It's 25 euros each, is that okay? That's okay. Also, my gym is closed because of corona, so I can only exercise in the park. Just make up one for that too. Okay, here's a plan I prepared based on the info that you gave me. It includes a weekly meal plan and exercise routine tailored to your ability. Feel free to check in on me if you have any questions about it or would like to make changes. Your total amount owed comes to 50 euros, which can be payable in two halves.
Starting point is 00:09:35 You can pay it to me on PayPal at Blank, after which the full plan is unlocked. This guy sends $25 and then refunds it 30 minutes later. I just noticed you refunded your payment. I apologize, but I don't do refunds. Haha, if you moron are word, I printed off the plan and got my money back. If you gonna do about it, nothing. Haha, just a bit of advice.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Next time you scam someone, don't list your location in your bio and use your full name in your PayPal account. And then OP posted an update explaining that because he knew the guy's address, because he had his email and all of his information, he just reported him to the police. And apparently the police are looking into it, so things might not turn out so well for this choosing beggar. Digital Art Commission's open.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Is this still available? Hello? Yes, what would you like to commission? You see, my daughter just lost her little bunny. The neighbor's dog killed him and she's really sad. There's nothing to distract her from the pain of losing her little best friend. She's only a sweet little girl. I'm so sorry to hear that. I would be more than happy to do a portrait of the bunny. I would need reference pictures as
Starting point is 00:10:50 a start. Payments is due up front and the commission will be sent to you in two to three days. Let me know. Thank you. With the coronavirus going on, I can't pay right now. I'm wondering if you can do it for free. We're all going through rough times and doing one for free for a little girl won't hurt you at all. Your price is not that much so it won't be a huge loss on your parts. I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm currently not offering my services for free. I was laid off and need to buy medications and lots of other essentials.
Starting point is 00:11:23 My prices are this low currently because I'm trying to get enough to get my medications. My price isn't a lot to you, but it's a lot for me. These paintings take me a few hours each, so I'd be working minimum wage for them. I'm so sorry for your loss. Everyone is quarantined, so I don't understand why you can't do one for free for a little girl. I'm disgusted by people like you in this type of crisis. You can never help the needy ones unless you're getting paid. Hope you get corona you greedy selfish grunt. Your family too.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Your art is ugly. Disgusting. You're probably one of the people that bought all the toilet paper and hands sanitizer. Ehh, FU. I would love to get coronavirus and go cough on people like you. My daughter will grow up to be a doctor someday and I hope one day you won't regret putting a smile on her face. I hope people won't go up to her and ask her to work for free. Bye, weird lady. She will have a real job saving lives, not trying to rob people for art.
Starting point is 00:12:29 How long do that take you to learn? One to two weeks, and you want people to pay. You should be doing your part during this pandemic and make people's day. You think people will buy art right now? What a joke. Like I said, hope you and other greedy mother-eifers get corona. You have all the time in the world right now to do one illustration
Starting point is 00:12:51 for free. You're heartless. You're a very inconsiderate butthole. Your art is junk and I hope you receive bad karma. Really praying no one buys from you. What the actual fuck? Lady, if you think learning art takes one to two weeks, then why don't you spend the quarantine teaching yourself art so you don't have to harass poor innocent artists for free art? These are actual complaints received by Thomas Cook vacation from dissatisfied customers.
Starting point is 00:13:20 When they shouldn't allow topless sunbathing on the beach, it was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax. Two, on my holiday to go in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food. Three, we went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish. Four, we booked an excursion to a water park, but no one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the prize.
Starting point is 00:13:54 5. The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room. 6. We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand is white, but it was more yellow. Seven. It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Porto Bayarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during CS to time. This should be banned. Eight. Now when told us there would be fish in the water.
Starting point is 00:14:25 The children were scared. 9. Although the brochure said there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no eggs slicer in the drawers. 10. I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits, like custard creams or ginger nuts. 11.
Starting point is 00:14:45 The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we couldn't read the local guidebook during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun. 12. It took us 9 hours to fly from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only 3 hours to get home. This seems unfair.
Starting point is 00:15:06 13. I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friend's three-bedroom, and hours was significantly smaller. 14. The brochure stated no hairdresser at the resort. We are trained hairdressers, and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service. 15. When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there.
Starting point is 00:15:29 The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us there would be so many foreigners. I've just got to stop at this one. Dude, when you visit a foreign country, you're the foreigner. 16. We had to line up outside to catch the boat, and there was no air conditioning. 17. It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or enroligous before we travel.
Starting point is 00:15:56 18. I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure didn't mention mosquitoes. 19. My fiance and I requested twin bids when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with the king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This wouldn't have happened if you had put it in the room that we booked.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Today I learned that Spain is full of Spanish people. Who knew? That was our slash-using beggars, and if you like this video, then hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit videos every single day.

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