rSlash - r/Entitledparents Goat HEADBUTTS an Entitled Karen!
Episode Date: February 18, 2020r/Entitledparents This entitled mother has a great idea: she's going to sneak onto OP's property, break into his animal pen, and then steal a bunch of baby goats. Well, the daddy goat is NOT about to ...let some entitled woman steal all of his baby goats, so he goes into a wild rampage and HEADBUTTS THE KAREN IN THE BUTT! This goat is truly a GOAT! If you like this video and want to see more videos just like it, hit that subscribe button! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DftbvAv0eDY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to our slash entitled Parents, where an entitled mom gets hit by a billy goat.
My brother and his psycho wife asked me the other day to babysit their children and I said
no.
I work a 9-5 job and do extracurricular stuff afterwards it's more important.
To which his psycho wife said,
You're going to babysit your nephew and nieces because we're on our way to your place right now and you're just gonna have to
effing deal with it. To which I then replied, go ahead and try and promptly got in my car and left my place of residence and didn't come back until later.
I already had things to do.
The next morning, my neighbor said that a woman was at my door with her baby and two little
girls for an hour and a half, knocking on the doors and windows just trying to get in.
To which I called my brother and was absolutely livid and told him to not let his wife do
that stuff.
Turns out, they wanted me to watch the kids so they could go bar hopping until
2am and not have me return their children until 10am. I've told him and my family I'm child-free.
Everyone seems to leave me alone except for this jerk. She has legit called me irresponsible
and a man-child for not wanting to have kids when I first told my family about it. How is it
that the person who wants to ditch their children so they could go drink until
2 a.m. is calling other people immature?
Our next Reddit post is from ManiLin.
My mother-in-law is an awful entitled mother.
Her and her daughter used to try everything they could to make me freak out.
I never gave her the satisfaction of yelling at her or arguing with her, but my sister
is not one to back down from someone acting like a
spoiled toddler. Also, my sister has a very unconventional way of dealing with crazy folks. One day,
my sister had come over to my house. We were watching TV with our kids, so that meant Sesame Street,
the electric company, and Mr. Rogers. All great shows, by the way. There was one hand puppet
kitty cat on Mr. Rogers that would meow while saying something. For instance, it would say, meow, meow, meow, friend, meow? When it
was asking someone to be its friend. For some odd reason, this hit us both as hilarious
and we began doing this to the kids. Like asking, meow, meow, meow, hungry, meow?
We kept it up all afternoon, just being silly. The kids loved it. Later after dinner, I went to drive sis home. She wanted to stop for a soda on the way to her house, so we did.
To my dismay, my mother-in-law was in the convenience store where we stopped.
This woman immediately started being awful to me. She said,
Oh my god, why are you out so late? It was 9 p.m.
What are you even doing here? Does my son know where you are?
Are you buying alcohol? We were each holding a soda. Does my son know you're out buying alcohol?
She knew I never drink. Are you going to drive all in that shape? Where are my grandkids?
Lord, this woman was exhausting. Before I could even open my mouth to answer, my sister stepped up and said to her,
meow meow meow, stupid meow.
My mother-in-law stared at her for a few seconds before stammering.
Well, what?
To which my sister said, ah, meow meow meow, bitch meow.
At this point, several other people nearer started snickering.
Without another word, my mother-in-law turned on our heels and stomped out of the store.
I hadn't said a single word to her.
I hadn't really gotten the chance.
I took my sister and nephew home after that.
nephew had been off looking at the candy bars in the store and had missed it all.
By the time I'd gotten home, my mother-in-law had called my hubby, pre-cell phone days, and
told him my sister and I had been drunk in public and was also rude.
He knew better though, so he asked me what had really happened.
He laughed so hard after I told him that he had tears in his eyes.
To this day, my husband and his brothers will say, meow, meow, meow, b****, meow, to anyone
being unreasonable.
That story was, meow, meow, out, me out, funny me out.
Our next Reddit post is from Too Lazy to Gink. I'm a happily single 39 year old male.
I live in a nice neighborhood just outside of town. My neighborhood is a single street
with about two acres per household. I look like I'm 18 if I shave. Babygoats are called
kids, a little background for you. Two weeks ago, my goats had two kids. I don't know if you've ever seen baby goats in person, but they're adorable.
My male goat, Bruce, is a newbie and goat, and the female lily is a fainting goat.
They had a male and a female.
The male is Sir Flops a lot, and the female is Ezmerelda.
If I knew how to post pictures I would, I obviously love my animals.
My neighbors love my animals as well.
They feed my dog leftover steak, steak any chance they see him outside.
Their daughter visits with the goats every day and has been so excited for the two new baby
goats.
She named them.
Yesterday was like any normal Sunday.
I usually take my dog for a car ride and then we walk in a local park for an hour or
so.
My cell phone rang and it was my cool neighbors learning me to a random minivan sitting in my driveway by the garage. I live in
Eastern Tennessee. Minivan's are not too popular. My neighbors were just letting
me know that someone was sitting in my driveway. I wasn't expecting anyone and
I don't know anyone with a minivan. So I told them that I didn't know anyone
with a minivan and that I would be on my way back.
I was about 30 minutes away. They rang back and said, some lady got out and ran down to where I had my goat pin.
I had my goat pin split at the moment to separate Bruce from the kids and Lily.
Mailgoats sometimes played too rough with their kids out of jealousy.
When I arrived home and pulled into my driveway, I was met by Bruce standing on the hood of a beat-up looking minivan.
Also, the sheriff and some police from the town were in my upper driveway and parking area talking with some fat lady.
I parked in my driveway behind the minivan and asked Bruce what he was doing out.
Obviously, he didn't answer.
But the fat lady came running over screaming at me that she was gonna sue my parents, and I needed to get them there right away.
The sheriff and police officers were right on her heels and caught her before she made
it to me.
This may not be verbatim, but it's what I recall.
Here in so much trouble, that goat attacked me, then it destroyed my miniband.
Get your parents here this instance.
What the effer you doing on my property?"
The sheriff said.
Sir, is that your goat? Yes, that's Bruce. This lady claims it attacked her and her
car when she pulled into the driveway to turn around. My neighbors came out when they
heard the commotion. My neighbor said, she didn't pull into turn around. She went down
to the goat pin. We have it on video. I'll need to see that video.
If she did go down to the pin, I'll also have it on video from the pin in from the house.
The fat lady was sweating and starting to back up like she was going to make a break for it.
Backed right up into the deputie. The look on her face was of absolute horror. Could you put
your go to way? No problem, give me a few minutes
and I'll get a video recording
from the pin while I'm down there.
I put Bruce away and noticed that he had destroyed
the fencing right by the gate to his side.
I also noticed that the gate to the kid side was unchained
and Esmeralda was missing.
I grabbed the SD card and ran up the hill
screaming that I'm missing a baby goat.
Where's my baby goat you dog face, b****!
How dare you talk to me like that!
Mem, if you know, now's the time to tell.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Look at my band, it's ruined.
I need an ambulance after what that gosh darn goat did to me.
Bruce got out again and came charging back up the hill
and climbed on the hood of the van screaming his head off.
It dawned on me that maybe she put Ezmerald in her van, but the police officers were quicker.
Ma'am, open your van.
Sir, control your goat.
I'll try, but his fencing looked like he beat it all up in anger.
I put my dogs harness on him and clipped him to the dog run.
She kept giving excuses why she won't open her van, but we all knew the real reason.
She opened her van finally, and the stench just rolled out of it.
Oh my god, what does that smell?
It's scared baby goat do-do, you moron.
You're lucky there are cops here.
Here goat ruined my new van.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
You'll get to speak to him after we get you back to this station.
Cuff her.
I took Esmeralda back and checked to see if she was hurt.
She wasn't just scared.
My neighbor's daughter carried her back down to the pan and I grabbed another panel to
fix where Bruce broke out.
The deputy took the crazy lady away.
The sheriff and my cool neighbors came in to watch the security footage.
Apparently, she snagged Esmeralda and was coming back for Sir Flops a lot when Bruce broke out.
You could see her turn around and start waddling up the hill and Bruce charging right for her.
She got nailed right in the hips.
He got her again in the shoulder as she got up.
She shoved Bruce down and tried to get in her van but Bruce rammed her driver's side door.
He then jumped slash climbed on her hood and was tap dancing his anger out.
We were played her getting nailed in the hip many times. The sheriff was laughing, we were all laughing.
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Our next Reddit post is from Average Dude.
And for context on this one, OP worked at an amusement park.
So here I am, kind of dreading coming into work at this point because I know I have about
three days left of working as a ride operator.
From there, I would go on to work at the National Archives or the Smithsonian.
I think I decided on National Archives at this point, but I honestly don't remember.
This becomes relevant later.
So I'm working at my favorite ride in the park.
It's called the music express.
If you know the ride that spins in a circle, goes up and down a little, goes backwards
sometimes, it's that.
They're everywhere.
Or is in this case as a seatbelt and a latch bar?
I'm working there with someone, which is unusual, as we were understaffed in that section
due to a promotional event we were doing.
We load everyone up, and when I get back down to the entrance after double checking my
partner's work and him checking mine, we really care about safety.
You were fired for not being up to standard on safety.
I get someone who will call Karen.
She asked me to come over to her and ask me to look at her daughter's arms.
The daughter is about five or so.
The exchange goes as follows.
What am I supposed to be looking at? The daughter has some various bruises and cuts, nothing
out of the usual for an active kid. What do you mean what are you supposed to be looking
at? Look at her arm! I'm sorry ma'am, I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be looking
at here. You cut my daughter! Do you mind showing me where? Uh, kid, show him where he cut you.
The kid points to the inside of her elbow.
I now realize exactly where this is going.
This is going to be an entitled mother trying to get something because her baby is hurt.
It continues.
I finally figure out which cut it is on the kid's arm.
Are you okay? Is there anything I can get you? Is she okay? She's been screaming at you
for the past five minutes and other people haven't tried to get your attention. I want
you to get her ice at the very least. I don't have ice here, but I can direct you to
first aid. No, we're on the ride. We want to ride it and she needs ice now. As I said,
I can direct you to the first aid.
Fine, we'll do it your way, we'll go to first aid but we're not riding.
She said this like it was some sort of threat, saying I'm not riding as a threat isn't new
to me anymore, I'm used to it.
But I do also want to add a quick addendum that once we check all the seats, we can't leave
the ride area due to safety concerns I won't get into. Now there's a new addition friendly co-worker. That's fine, I can't go with you
to first aid though. What? Why? It's a safety concern because I'm a nine year season passholder
and I know you can come with me. I finally got them out of their cars, like I said before I can't.
Haven't you heard the customers always right?
You're coming with me.
I can't.
However, if you follow the certain path, you can reach first aid.
Karen gets to the entrance and sees the guest service flag.
Why can't you have excellent guest service like the person who got that?
You're terrible at your job.
I'm a nine year season pass holder and work for this state.
I'm going to have you
Fired actually iron that flag. I also have this because I'm one of the best operators in the park
No, you're not give me some ice from that booth and we'll be on our way
I'm sorry as I've said before there's no ice in the booth. She says to my other coworker
Kid my kids some ice from the booth. I can't we don't have ice in the booth. She says to my other co-worker, get my kids some ice from the booth. I can't, we don't have ice in the booth.
The Karen stomps towards the booth. I'm getting you both fired. I'm a nine-year-
season pass holder and work with a state. At this point, I'm fed up with these antics,
she's put on for the past 15 minutes. So you outrank me because you work
for the state and I work for an amusement park? Yes! In about two weeks I'll be working
for the National Government and DC which means per your own standards I outrank you.
Get me a pin in a sheet of paper. I'm writing down both of your names and having you fired.
I grab a sheet of paper and pull the pin off my advisor that I always have with me.
My name is OP.
Karen pushes down on the pin so hard that the top of the ballpoint pin pops off and the ink
with it.
Mighty convenience isn't that.
Get me another pin.
She whips the pin at me, which I dodge.
My coworker hands her another pin and gives her his name.
How do I know your name is OP?
Keep in mind by this point, she checked my ID on two separate occasions before this and
I have a name tag that clearly displays my name on my chest.
At this point, my memory gets fuzzy as I was completely caught off guard from Karen harassing
me for a solid 20 minutes.
She eventually leaves and I try my best to go back to being my
usually cheery operator self. You know, the one that has multiple awards from the park and one from
a training company. As well as having been videotaped for random screening of the park to then be
later used as a model for how to be a good operator. When my supervisor comes over and tells me I
need to see the head of ride operations. Karen has apparently accused me of assaulting her and her daughter, being an overall rude
and arrogant jerk, making suggestive comments as well as being rude to other guests.
Same goes to my friendly coworker.
Head of ride operations asks her my side of the story.
I say that I was working the music express with my coworker when she stops me.
Wait, you don't mean the other ride? What? Is
that what she said? Just asking. Well, neither me nor my coworker are trained at the other ride,
and only one person can be operating it at a time. Well, she did say that ride. I laugh at this
stupidity of it and from relief. No, as I said, that wouldn't be possible. That's basically how
the conversation went, and my coworker confirmed everything I said.
We were both in home the next day, with Bay, to make sure she wouldn't try to start anything
more.
The next day I come in to find out that multiple people on the ride and in line with the music
express had reported her for berating me and just wanted to make sure I wouldn't be fired.
Because of the statements of those people, combined with mine and my coworker's oral and
written accounts of what happened, she had her season pass revoked and was banned from the
park for the rest of the year.
A satisfying ending if you ask me.
Honestly, I'm shocked OP wasn't fired, because I don't know if you caught this, it was
kind of subtle in this story, but apparently she's a 9 year season pass holder.
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