rSlash - r/Iamverybadass Even Demons Are Scared of Me!

Episode Date: April 3, 2020

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Product availability may vary by region. See you after details. Welcome to R-Slash. I am very badass. Where are losers on the internet pretend to be tough guys. Why do people keep telling me I'm so nice? I'm promise I'm a whole

douchebag. I don't like being known as a nice guy. Shaking my head, I just learned basic politeness. Guess I'll just intentionally start being rude to people. Why are people so obsessed with the thought of an afterlife? Why are people so scared of the thought that when you're dead, that's it. Nothingness, like turning off a computer. That fear is super immature to me. I hope you catch the most viral case of herpes and the most violent case of chlamydia. Then, I hope you have to watch your children murdered before your eyes in the most graphic way possible. If you and your whole, effing family. This guy is trying his hardest to sound like a tough guy, but I'm gonna be honest with

you. Anyone brave enough to post this type of cringy content on their social media has some balls. I fight a guy at a grocery store last night and got arrested shaking my head, easily kick his butt, and then when I done, I pour a jar of mayo on him, lol. If you're gonna make up an obvious lie, at least try to make it somewhat believable. Who on earth can pour a jar of mayonnaise on anything? Manais doesn't really work that way.

Oh, sorry you're broke, I can't imagine how that feels. I make big boy dollars. You buy your clothes at Walmart and eat no name food I bet. Sad. My protein tubs cost $200 a month, little man. Food a thousand. Gas insurance. Keep grinding little guy. Is this guy trying to flex that he spends a thousand

dollars on food? Dude, that doesn't make you seem rich. It makes you sound overweight. I am one such nice guy. I tell people I'm not one to piss off. No one ever listens. You're too nice. I could never imagine you angry. They say, then the day comes. I wish someone would record that for me for two reasons. So I have proof and so I could see it for myself so I can understand why it's so terrifying. At 5 foot 7, I'm not exactly huge, but I've seen large buff min coward my angry outbursts. Maybe it's that Viking berserker blood. CDJ down in the comments sums it up nicely. Translation.

I get super mad when I lose it fortnight. I yell and scream into my headset and I can tell the people on the other end aren't terrified. Their avatars are so much bigger than mine and we all know their representations of our true selves. My guy has a Viking costume on so I'm assuming I'm a Viking descent. About a year ago, I was rear-ended while at a stop by a female driver going 70 miles per hour. Both cars, including my beloved BMW, were completely toted, mangled piles of metal.

Of course, I was completely un-injured, not even a scratch, no soreness or whiplash, nothing. If you want to be able to laugh off a horrific car accident, get in the gym. Right, because I'm sure it has everything to do with your mediocre muscles and nothing to do with the peak of German engineering and car safety science. Maybe if you want to join the party, or you're too scared to talk to a so-called 12-year-old, most people that talk to me don't come back. They start running.

Yeah, dude, the people who run away from you aren't running away for the reasons you think they are. The walls of my house are covered in machetes, antique meat cleavers, functional medieval weapons, vintage swords from a variety of wars. I have sharpened hae hooks hanging from curtain rods, spiked barbarian clubs hanging by the closet, spears behind my bedroom doors with my rifles, a shotgun next to my bed, and a variety of combat knives, tomahawks, and hand axes on my dresser. I also have a k-bar on my hip from the time I get dressed until the time I go to bed when I put it on my nightstand. Forget the dog, but where the owner. So, to all the ladies out there who are listening to this video,

how would you respond if you went on a date with a guy and there who are listening to this video, how would you respond if you went on a date with a guy and they took you back to this house? You walk in the front door and there's literally knives, swords, spears and axes hanging from the walls and literal hooks hanging from the curtain rods. Like, what would you do in that scenario? Please let me know. I would love to hear from you down in the comments because this guy is definitely scary, but not in the way that he probably thinks that he's scary. I don't effing care for one. Second, who the F plays with puzzles? Is OP and everyone on this thread effinging four years old or are they all sad having an f'ing mid-life crisis? I thought puzzles were for toddlers. Am I wrong?

I've noticed a big f'ing influx of adults playing with toys, which is really f'ing sad and cringy. The only toys I play with are my guns and my women. Then someone replies, lol this is hilarious, quoting it before they delete it. And sure enough, OP removed the comment with 131 downvotes. For all of you ethers to know, if I have an introduce to my girlfriend and person and you send to her friend request or anything? I'll kill you. She's my Harley Quinn and I'm her Joker except I'll make your body colorful by turning your insides into your outsides.

Don't eff with the real outlaw king. Hey, remember that scene in Joker when the Joker went on social media and made limperasted threats to all of his friends? Yeah, me neither. So for context on this one, OP's husband quit his friend group because one of them started dating a minor. And then one of them sent this to OP out of the blue

and keep in mind, OP hasn't spoken to any of these people. Hey, is this blank? This is Brigham, one of his friends. Proudly too. Now, I'm not here to insult you. I really don't need to. There's nothing fun about getting quick jabs for a quick laugh and getting blocked.

I respect your right to be your own person. However, you're starting to encroach my friends that I dearly care about and their loved ones. I've had to deal with a lot of BST's last few years. X became a petO, cowork-worker got murdered by another. I've been laid off and I've lost wonderful friends. If I've learned one thing, friends are integral to life and the end to all means. If you dare make any of my friends shed a single undeserved tear, I will pull any and all

stop to make sure they're protected, and if that means evicting a witch, I will. Violence is petty, and let's be honest, nobody's going to actually follow up on a violent threat. But by God, I will expose you for every single one of your darkest secrets, like a black light shown on a hooker den. I will make you hated using nothing but that truth. I'll tear down your life just by simply showing everyone who you are. Oh, which?

I hope one day Bobby opens his eyes and sees that because he's a respected friend and I already feel saddened to know someone in my friend group wasn't snared by one of your leech kind. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally cool with us never speaking again after this. You don't ever have to see me again. Just don't mess with my friends. I love how this guy threatens to expose OP, so OP posts it on Reddit and gets 12,000 upvotes.

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I'm not playing anymore. I'm surprised this was posted on R-Slash, I'm very badass and not R-Slash that happened because this is nothing more than a pathetic wish fulfillment fantasy. For this next post, some kids sent this as a threat to his school. Don't get hurt tomorrow and I promise you,

people are going to get hurt tomorrow. A bit of a surprise show. Blank vs. Blank ain't the main event anymore. People will get what they deserve. I never wanted this, but in all my life I've always had a burning hatred for tyrants. People who are followed blindly and abuse everyone who opposes them. I will destroy Blink, and alongside me, Blink will destroy Blink. I predicted this. I tried several times to be civil. I'm trying to stop them from tearing the speds apart. Sometimes you just have to beat someone to a pulp for them to understand. I didn't want to show my dark violent side, but the blood king will show his face. Did anybody else notice that this guy has a burning hatred for

tyrants yet calls himself the blood king? If you've ordered supplies, groceries, et cetera, and you don't believe in a second amendment, you realize you have become my target. And I will do what I have to do to keep my family alive and safe. All right, I remember that part of the second amendment. Every United States citizen has a right to shoot their neighbors and steal their food.

Someone says it's a compliment. Then this guy replies, if someone said he looks like science, to my face they'd be leaving in a body bag. It isn't a compliment, it's an insult of the highest order. Respect goes a long way in my book. I don't take flag from anyone. A tiger niche at the side of the skull usually solves the problem. I've been told that I need to control my temper, but I don't give a flip.

Is a tiger-need and actual move, or is this guy naming his attacks like an anime character? Oh, I'm curious. It's an actual video game character's move. Okay, dude. A hundred pounds dog is gonna stop me. Okay, I don't want to get too detailed here, but let's just say a dog has one weapon. It's teeth. And I've got my whole body, not to mention a far higher IQ. I can't possibly conceive anyway a small animal wins a one-on-one fight like that. Then someone replies to his comment.

If you really feel the need to say this, you're likely a virgin. B, someone who thinks they can fight after watching UFC once. C, less than 110 pounds. D, I wanna be gangster. E, failing school, or F, all the above. Why is this guy talking about his IQ? Dude, when a hundred pound rot-woller

is literally ripping the flesh from your body, your ability to add two numbers together isn't going to amount to much. Some people think they can get away with anything. They've not met me. Threatening me with violence is about as effective as pissing in the wind, except it'll blow back on you with devastating results. You hear that everyone? This guy is as scary as a wee wee going peepy. For this next conversation, people in the comments were discussing a picture of a lesbian couple.

I'm fine with the girl on the left being a d-cuzz woof. But the cutie pie on the right, such a waste of good breeding material. Mental disorder aside, that woman needs a real man, not some rubber, dong. Then someone replies, I really didn't believe scum like you existed. Absolutely disgusted that someone like you has the freedom to live amongst us. The best case scenario is that you're an insult that never leaves his basement. Vile. Lol. Feel free to stop me from living you SJW trash. I'll be sitting here waiting with my M1A scout, 6 hour P320C in my big fat cock to F your corpse when I'm done. Nothing says I am very badass like admitting you want to boink a corpse.

Post it on a front door. Notice, during this time of the corona apocalypse, if you so much is knock on my door, I will take it as a threat and will not hesitate to shoot you in the face. I'm probably drunk, definitely pissed off, and surely bored. Try me. I'm so angry. I want to just explode and yell at everyone right now. I don't understand how we fall into such disarray and it infuriates me. Think if I've been listening to death metal again lately. Otherwise, I would have gone off the deep end and killed you all before Corona could do any damage. If these really are the end times,

I pray the cataclysm comes as soon as effing possible. I am done with the rats and their rat race. Once Anarchy breaks out, game over. You will no pain. You will see the true face of panic. That was our slash I am very badass and if you don't hit that like button then I'm gonna come to your house and punch you in the face.