rSlash - r/Insaneparents I Just Don't Care About My Child

Episode Date: March 27, 2020

r/Insaneparents This subreddit is one of the most shocking and depressing subreddits I've ever encountered. I swear, some people shouldn't be allowed to breed! These insane parents treat their own chi...ldren like they're less than human. It's appalling! If you like this video and you want to see more videos like, hit the subscribe button for daily Reddit videos. Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJY53QxrQ6A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:41 Verticked butthole. For my daughter's birthday I always got her scratch-offs. I never really thought she would win anything, but this time she won $500. She is 15 and hasn't been as excited with that being her present. When I realized she won, I took the ticket and said I would redeem it for her since it's her birthday. She doesn't trust me with it and is complaining hard. I plan on taking around half of it since she would waste it anyway, and I don't think
Starting point is 00:01:15 she realized she won that much. Also, I already give her enough money to do things with friends and clubs and camp. Edit. I feel like I didn't give enough information. She doesn't know how to save and doesn't really help around the house. She has bought expensive makeup and given it a way to friends. This is more money than she has ever had and I want to make sure it isn't wasted. I love how in one sentence she says, my daughter doesn't trust me. And then in literally the next sentence she starts with, I plan on taking around half of it.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Lady, can you not hear yourself talk? Five out of five buttholes, total butthole. Hey ladies, I need help. My little one who is 8 months old is on day 3 of no eating and a decent temperature of 100 to 102. She was vomiting the first day and half of today. She has been taking some water and keeping it down. She had a one-off poop the day it started, but nothing since. I have been giving her elderberry, but I am starting to get worried she is just so sick all she wants to do is sleep.
Starting point is 00:02:33 She is so drained. What can I do to help? We only have mainstream pediatricians and they treat us differently because we choose not to vaccinate. I really don't want to have to go unless I have to. Her peak temperature was 103.4. We took a cool shower. She had a little cool water and cold cloth. But we all know they are going to suggest Tylenol.
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Starting point is 00:03:35 Yes, that's a jar of-of man juice on my necklace. It's my husband's from our honeymoon. It will never leave my neck and still hasn't discolored in over five years. Hey, um, maybe I'm just being approved here, but if you're gonna post your kinky fetish profile for random orgy hookups, maybe don't include any information about your kids on your profile.
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Starting point is 00:04:36 Text message to mom. Just so you're not shocked, my son is letting me know he wants to grow his hair out again. So please be supportive of this or at least say nice things. When you talk to him or if he mentions it, you're the parent, he's testing you. You say when summer comes you can not during school. The only people who don't like my son's hair are baby boomers. That's saying it's a generational thing. He rules you, wrong. You've involuntarily given up your position as a parent. He's not the main of the house.
Starting point is 00:05:10 These are privileges you earn by age and behavior. Basically, you're a spineless mother. Wow, what a terrible thing to say. Truth, because I love both of you so much. I don't love anyone as much as I love you. I love you too, but if you're going to continue with this kind of talk, I'm not going to allow my son or I to talk with you anymore. I'm not putting up with other people's BS anymore.
Starting point is 00:05:35 You're the grandparent, not as parent. It's your job to support him. So, in the mind of a baby boomer, growing your hair out is a sign of rebelling against authority? What? I'm in the library, can I call you back later? Why are you in the library? Working on an assignment for Biolab? Why can't you do that in the dorm? I focus better here, and my friend is here with me.
Starting point is 00:06:01 So, you're only in the library to play games with your friends. I'm not sending you to college to play around. Do your work or I'll come up there and take you out myself. You wanted to go away for college. Show me you deserve it. If you don't have straight a's on your transcript, you can kiss school goodbye. I can't believe you. You have a perfectly fine desk in your dorm room and you chose the library? Why? Are there boys there that you want to look at? Are you becoming THAT type of girl? I raised you to be a young lady.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Call me NOW or I'm getting a bus ticket for tomorrow. Hello? Call me NOW. So the daughter in this post wanted to go away for college. I was just going to get a bus ticket for tomorrow. Hello? Call me now! So, the daughter in this post wanted to go away for college. I wonder why that is. Have you ever wondered what it's like to have a narcissist for a parent? You're about to find out.
Starting point is 00:06:57 We will not be looking for you. If we can't find you by checkout, enjoy the walk home. Don't call or text. The things are making sure I didn't eat today. I'm glad you did. It's been since 5 p.m. yesterday for me, but don't worry because I've had four beers, and I'm only on my second gin and tonic, and about to take more pills. It may kill me, but who cares? You've been hiding upstairs because there are more important things on your computer than mom.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Have an effing fantastic night. This mother is actually guilt-tripping her son for not parenting her. On this next post, OP is a lesbian, and when her mom found out by finding the letters from her girlfriend, she kicked her out of the house. I'm not getting married. Our baby's name means marriage, right? I'm coming to get my stuff from your house. No, I have nothing for you.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And you don't have access to my house. And I will send all the letters to Tamer. And for clarification, Tamer is the name of her girlfriend's father. I will consider you died and get divorced from your father. And if you come near here, I will call the cups on you. Careful OP, if she calls the cups on you, then you're gonna get arrested,
Starting point is 00:08:21 and they're gonna take your mug shots. My four year old was bit by a dog today. This is not even seven hours in. I need all the tetanus shot info in case we have to take him in to be seen. Thank you. Note, I will be denying any and all vaccines. Top comment. Use his own urine on the scratch. I'm sorry little boy, but if these are your parents, then urine trouble. Metrolinx and crosslinx are reminding everyone to be careful, as Eglinton Cross Town LRT train testing is in progress. Please be alert, this trains can pass at any time on the tracks. Remember to follow all traffic signals. Be careful along our tracks, and only make left turns where it's safe to do so.
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Starting point is 00:09:42 Terms and conditions apply as at mx.ca slash business platinum. Who wants to bring me and Lauren smokes? You don't need smokes. You're pregnant. I have slowed down. I was smoking a pack and a half and now I'm down to a pack. At least I'm not smoking meth anymore.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Lull, that should count for something, right? Well, I mean, she's not wrong. Smoking a pack of cigarettes is better than meth. So good job, question mark. Help! I'm 34 weeks pregnant. I have a five year old son. I'm a stay at home mother.
Starting point is 00:10:24 My fiance works six days per week. This makes it extremely hard for me to leave the house. It's a pain being pregnant and having to get my son ready in the car, so I usually leave him home behind my fiance's back. No judgment, please. Well, today I got caught. Since I'm pregnant, I was craving the specific place in the mall. My son's lunch was in the oven and figured by the time it was ready, I would be home considering the mall isn't
Starting point is 00:10:53 more than 15 minutes away. My son is potty trained and just plays games on his iPad and watches TV. I get these messages from my fiance 30 minutes after I leave. My question is, would you guys be mad if your significant others spoke to you this way? I feel degraded and belittled over nothing. A five-year-old is perfectly capable of fending for himself for an hour. I'm honestly about to pack my bags and never let my son see his father again, as well as when this baby is born. I would rather be a single mother than be spoken to this way.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Then, this woman poster text has changed with her husband. Where the F are you? I just got home. Why the F is blank here all by himself. Are you crazy? Okay, relax. I'm F-ing eight months pregnant. I went to get food at the mall food court. It's literally 15 minutes away. He was watching TV. I was hungry. You don't get it because you can't be pregnant. He's five years old and can walk and talk and use the toilet to himself. Why do I need to be home? Why are you leaving work early? Sounds like you're the guilty one trying to start an argument out of nothing. You left chicken nuggets in the oven with it on with our son home by himself. How do you not see this is wrong? You have literally no argument there.
Starting point is 00:12:17 I left the oven on because the chicken nuggets were cooking and ran to them all. Figured by the time I got back, they would be done cooking for him. You need to watch your effing mouth. Keep speaking to me this way and me, blanking your soon to be son, will move back in with my mother. This is mental abuse you coming at me. Well, I was going to point out how this lady is a hypocrite and is basically neglecting her child. But in her post, she wrote, no judgment please, so I guess my hands are tied. On this next post, OP's mom sent him an email in the morning to inform him that she's no longer attending his graduation because he asked her not to post on his Facebook timeline. My pleasure, I probably tagged you on animal pics and memes
Starting point is 00:13:01 or old pics. Having a mom that doesn't respect boundaries is a great eyesbreaker by the way. Kiss emoji. I may have lost blank because it was unprofessional. It's affecting my job, so please refrain from publicly posting things on my timeline. That's what LinkedIn is for, but wow, okay. I get it. You hated your childhood and me most likely. It's cool. Whatever makes you happy. Journalist use Facebook and all social media outlets to contact people. This is how I make money. Please understand. I do understand, but I'm your mom and it was armless. But somehow I can ruin your career with a cute picture. No worries, I get it, trust me.
Starting point is 00:13:49 I got the point long ago, thanks. Sorry for the poor spelling, I'm an R word, so I can help it. If you want to make this about yourself, go ahead. I was simply asking, have a good day. Isn't that why you texted me to tell me not to be me? Look, I'm cool with whatever you want to do. I'm just too old and overcooked. Have a great day. I'll make sure you won't have to deal with who I am as a person,
Starting point is 00:14:17 so I won't ruin your life or career with kid picks. To him, it may concern. Hello, Blank. My name is Blank, and I am a concerned parent of three students attending Blank. I have been made aware that the children have been practicing yoga, a riddled-ledges Hindu practice in their star class. As a devout believer in Jesus Christ, this goes against the things we teach our children and how they're being raised up. I honestly see no educational purpose for the practice and truly believe that this violates my right as a parent, citizen, and Christian. I'm writing to you in the hopes that this issue will be
Starting point is 00:14:56 resolved by way of eliminating the practice of yoga in the classroom as being directed by school district staff. I hope that you can find a suitable substitute for this practice, as we all know. This is clearly a violation of separation of church and state. Thank you for your time. I look forward to hearing from you about this issue being resolved. Yeah, remember that part of the Bible were Satan corrupted all those children with stretching? Happy Mother's Day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house. I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Then down in the comments we have a similar story from a nicole moustache. I was 24 and told my dad who I was living with at the time I was staying at a friend's house. He contacted everyone except for the aforementioned friend. My phone died in the middle of the night. When I got home in the AM and charged my phone I had 13 missed calls and boatloads of texts and I am from many different people, some of whom I hadn't talked to in over a year, asking if I was okay, and that my dad was looking for me. The second to last voicemail I had was from my dad, saying, if he didn't hear from me within
Starting point is 00:16:12 24 hours, he was calling the police, and putting out a missing person. The last one was my job, asking me if I was coming in, because apparently my dad had been looking for me. Does anyone have an empty PS4 box that's in good condition? That's near me around Blank and Blank. I went to punish a 7 year old boy by filling a PS4 box with coal and saying it's from Santa and having him open the gift on Christmas. Then down in the comments, we have a heartbreaking story from just the top.
Starting point is 00:16:46 My dad thought a great idea to punish me for forgetting his schoolbooks at school a few times was to pretend to forget my 13th birthday. It was awful. He didn't even explain why. They just thought I would make the connection. Thing is, I hadn't forgotten in months, so of course I was confused. I was mortified. I had excited friends ask me when the party was, and I had to lie and say we were just doing
Starting point is 00:17:12 a family day. I had a couple of friends drop off presents, and I had to sheepishly accept them, and I could barely answer them at the door, because my parents were in earshot. Later that night, my mom found me crying in the closet clutching a fake birthday cake I made out of Lego. I remember asking my mom why does he hate me so much. And the kicker I got a small talking to that ended basically with. Not gonna do that again are you. Guess what I did because I was a 13 year old boy. 13 year olds largely are forgetful and clumsy because, uh, I don't know, we're still children? Oh, and I never got a real party follow up.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Nope, we just skipped right over 13 real quick. That was our slash insane parents, and if you like this video then let me know by hitting that like button because it really helps my channel grow. parents and if you like this video then let me know by hitting that like button because it really helps my channel grow.

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