rSlash - r/Insaneparents You Won't Believe What She Says To Her Own Daughter
Episode Date: July 26, 2020r/Insaneparents It's another episode of insane parents, where the most absolutely nutso parents treat their kids like they're less than human. The weirdest one comes from a daughter who informs her mo...m that the family pet has passed away, and for some bizarre reason the mother starts immediately accusing the daughter of killing the dog. What on earth is wrong with these people? If you like this podcast and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content! 🔔 Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/VD6eYD3 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash ⚓ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ ♪ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 🛒 Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch 🎁 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today's subreddit is R-Slash in SANE parents.
I'll never forget when my sister hit my car and her and my mom kept it a secret from
me.
I noticed it while on campus and followed a police report and everything.
I called my mom crying and she really had the audacity to say, I hope they find who
dated sweetie.
It be your own mom.
And then down in the comments, we have this story from Elphanomad.
I recently got letters
advising me I was in debt to a clothing company for Tallman. Strange, because I'm a medium-high
25-year-old woman. I called my mom to ask her about it. My dad's tall, and maybe she ordered
something in my name. She denied knowing anything about it. She then convinced me it must have been
a scam letter, and I should just ignore the letters. I eventually had to call the company because the interest was going up and my credit score suddenly
tanked. I'm currently saving to buy a house with my partner. Turns out, my mom got store credit
in my name and the idiot used her own email address. That's how I found out. It was a very awkward
phone call. The lies and manipulation hurt way more than
the fact that she ruined my credit score and pretty much stole from me. These text messages
were sent to OP from his dad. You don't understand, Simper Fie. Me and your brothers served this
country with respect and honor. We're not soldiers, we're Marines, and proud of it. The fact that you won't respond is saying that the army pushified you.
You joined a famine and branch and chose a famine and job to serve as.
You can defend yourself all you want, but you'll still be a pussy at the end of the day.
Then, the dad sends a meme of a crying soldier that says,
That offends me, I'm in the army.
It's always in the back of my mind that you decided to join the army instead of the
Marines.
Your graduation made me sick.
We went to the Marine Corps recruit depot and had a great time with your brother.
Your graduation was just embarrassing for me.
So I was reading through the comments of this post and this dead isn't OP's biological
dad, it's his stepdad. Now to be clear, I'm not saying that stepdads can't be a real
father. In fact, in a lot of cases, the stepfather ends up being a better father than the biological
father. But how egotistical do you have to be to marry a woman, and then immediately expect that all of her children
will follow in your exact footsteps.
I mean, even if it is your literal blood child, why on earth would anyone expect their
child to follow in their exact footsteps?
Text message from OPESDAED.
You missed RENT this month, it's now $350.
What?
When was it due?
This Sunday? Are you kidding me? Why was it due? This Sunday?
Are you kidding me?
Why are you letting me know now?
Because I just remembered and you couldn't be bothered to be here on Sunday.
Until you get your act together, it's now $350 a month.
You realize I could live with Blank for less than that and be much happier, right?
Shut your whore mouth!
You're acting like a gullible prostitute
and it's completely shameful.
You're pathetic if you think you can afford
anything of value.
Grow up.
OP, this is abuse, plain and simple.
When a loved one calls you pathetic
and says that you don't deserve anything better,
they're trying to control you.
Because if they crush your self-esteem,
you'll start to believe that this really is the best you can ever get.
But trust me OP, you deserve much better, and you can get much better.
Please leave the house, because your father is very manipulative.
I was so sick with a massive migraine after being forced to wear a mask to look at a home here.
I can't even wear a mask
neither can my kids. I have the science to back it up and we worship Christ in faith. Not
fake science the mask wearing helps. It hurts our lowest our immune system. God gave us
the breath of life and only God can take it away. No mandatory rule, fear, shame, or guilt will ever force our family to vaccinate or wear
a mask.
So let me guess, when you are a family member goes into surgery and the doctor has to
operate over your open wounds, would you also insist that your doctor and none of your
nurses wear a mask and just breathe all their mouth germs into your open body cavity,
because they wear a mask for several hours during operations just fine. Surely, you don't
want your surgeon to suffocate while they're operating on you, do you? Well, my grandson's
not even born yet, and I'm told I will never see him. Why? Because I refuse to go get a
toxic cocktail of aborted beatuses, heavy metals,
and various diseases that can cause autism or cripple you, while it mutate your DNA
with cells that never stop dividing. That is cancer.
Shotten to my arm to appease her psychotic, ignorant fears. This is another twist of the
night from burying my son and having my daughter's
kidnap for years. Now we're on to Grandparent Alienation. She wasn't this stupid before
she went to college. And down in the comments, someone asked OP what the Grandparent meant
by burying their son. And OP clarifies that his brother died from SIDS when he was 5 months
old. So this Grandparent literally lost an infant son and then complained on Facebook that they
couldn't bring their diseases around a newborn baby.
On this next post, OP asked to get a haircut and this is the exchange.
If cutting your hair is a sign of lesbianism, you can forget about getting a haircut at all.
It's not a sign of anything.
I've wanted short hair since I was a kid.
Are you a lesbian?
No.
There you go again lying to me and then wondering why I have trust issues.
You're so horrible.
The craziest thing about this post is just how pathetic of an attempt it is.
It's not like preventing someone from cutting their hair is going to stop them from being gay, as if a woman with long hair projects some sort of magical
force field that keeps other lesbians at bay. Lady, if your daughter wants to be a lesbian,
neither you nor her haircut is going to stop her.
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On this next post, OP is a 22 year old girl.
And she didn't immediately answer one of her dad's texts
because she misplaced her phone. So of course he freaks out and sends this.
Actually, as a follow up to my voicemail, have your boyfriend out of the apartment by noon.
I don't want to see him, and if I do, there's going to be problems. Don't come home or call
back until you can tell the truth and come clean. On Monday June 1st, I will be reporting
your car stolen and stopping all insurance. That won't go well with your expired driver's
license. I also just cancelled your $50 on Wednesday. The next move is yours. On this
next post, OP was walking down the street and gets hit by a freaking car. And so he sends his text message to his mom while he's on his way to the ER while in excruciating
pain.
I was walking across the intersection and when I was halfway through I suddenly was hit
really hard on my left side from behind and was swept out from under and landed on my
back.
He was turning left into the corner and the sun was right where I was so he didn't see
me in the glare and didn't realize he hit me until he checked his mirror and realized it wasn't a pothole he hit.
Do you realize that God is still sparing your life because he wants your heart to come back to him and has a job for you yet to do?
You can die instantly that moment but God, you're still alive. Now how are you going to drive back and forth?
We can uber back to our apartment afterwards.
The guy also offered to come back and drive us home to help us out.
So her first response wasn't, are you okay?
What did the doctors say?
Are you going to die?
No, her first response is.
Oh, perfect.
What a great moment to try to convert my son. Also, I wonder how he's going
to get back home because I know I'm not going to go pick him up. No, I'd much rather
him get a ride from the guy who put him in the hospital to begin with.
This next post is a set of Texas changes that OP received from her mom. Or about the
part where it changes your DNA and Bill Gates has actually developed that.
It's true.
Most of Hollywood is involved as well.
That's how they all predict what's going to happen in episodes of things years before they do.
When the truth comes to light, you're going to be totally shocked at who all is involved.
I'm on the side of the Lord God.
They are not.
I promise you.
I'm disappointed you won't believe. You're
showing me a closed mind. I don't want to show you the evidence. It's too sick,
dimmented, shocking, and very revealing. And then she sends OP a picture of what says
Bush did 9-11 carved into what looks like a parking lot. All these people keep saying that
Hollywood is part of this global conspiracy to like control people. What I want to know is and carved into what looks like a parking lot. All these people keep saying that Hollywood
is part of this global conspiracy to like control people.
What I wanna know is, are YouTubers part of that conspiracy too?
Because I mean, I've been making videos for a while
and I still haven't received my invitation letter
to this secret organization.
On this next post, OP hasn't heard from his father
in five years.
Then, after OP posted on social media that he supports Black Lives Matter, his father
sent him this message.
Fine, I don't think I'm your father either, so take that you liberal.
MSNBC and CNN and the rest have to apologize all the time.
Uh, okay.
You'll have to take that up with my mother.
I hope you're being toxic
and rude makes you feel better about yourself. What about you? You're so mean to your mother.
And did you know your grandmother wanted your mom to abort you, but your grandfather
said no. And what they teach in college is ridiculous. Also, I'm older than you and have
been around for a long time. So I know what this country is and isn't, and what the truth is and isn't.
With that last bit about him knowing the truth about the universe because he's older,
makes this the most boomer thing I've ever read in my life.
I bet he also makes angry posts on Facebook about millennials eating too much avocado toast.
On this next post, OP's mother sends OP a screenshot that she took from his Instagram.
The screenshot at Instagram post says,
Normalize speaking back to adults who are repeatedly disrespectful to you.
Just because you're older, I must take this respect, and then mom texts.
What is this about?
Nothing.
I just found it and reposted it.
Take it down please.
If I have to tell you again to quit posting inappropriate things,
I will shut down your Instagram.
At first I was thinking, why not about other adults like teachers
or just adults in general?
But now I'm starting to realize that, yeah, this post is clearly about OP's mom.
On this next post, this is a clearly about OP's mom. On this next post this is a
conversation between OP and her mother. I don't like to hear about you not
agreeing with God you very well should as you have nothing else. I have nothing
else. You don't even know me. You don't even care to know me. Your cult is all
you care about. You have no idea how many times I should have died in my life, but I prayed.
You have no idea how close you were to being homeless with no effing food in your stomach,
but God provided me through prayer so you have to get time with the devil you little
beeward.
What a loving mother.
If you, you're stupid.
And as a bizarre cherry on top of this post, the profile pic of Opie's mother is a cartoon
picture of Donald Trump holding a black baby.
For this next post, Opie doesn't talk to her mom much, but she decided to reach out
to her mom because the family dog died and she wanted to tell her mom about it.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that Bella passed away last night in her sleep. Let me know if you would like half of her ashes. You probably killed her just
to spite me. Are you serious? No, I didn't kill her to spite you. She was older. You
have all people know that she was my best friend, and the only reason I made it out of my
depression in high school. I wish I could say that you helped me out of my depression, but we both know that you
were an absent parent from the beginning.
Look, just let me know if you went half the ashes I'm willing to share.
You were a disappointment in high school and you seemed to have continued that trend
into adulthood.
You were a mistake.
Our lives both would have been better had you just done the deed in high school and never
made it out.
You aren't worthy enough to be called my daughter.
You will never amount to anything.
The only thing you're good for is ruining my life.
Good to know I should have just killed myself back then to make you happy.
Lowl, just let me know if you want the ashes, okay?
F you.
Touche.
Dog killer. Dog killer. Dog killer, dog killer, dog killer.
Dog killer.
Alright, I think we'll have to end the video here because it doesn't get much more crazy
than that.
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