rSlash - r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Fired Me, Then Nearly Went Out of Business!
Episode Date: May 16, 2021r/Maliciouscompliance Here's a general tip for you: if you plan on firing an employee, make sure that your entire business doesn't depend on that employee to function. That's exactly what happened to ...OP in today's story! OP is the only person who manages a massive warehouse of tires. So when his idiot manager fires him, they suddenly don't have a clue where anything is and their business struggles without him. A few months later, they beg OP to come back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Our next Reddit post is from my on.
A number of years ago, I worked for a small local
outsourcing company.
I was assigned to work with a particularly high-profile
client of theirs.
The client's office was just around the corner for my employer, but my employer insisted
that I remain within the office to do work.
So the client provided me with a laptop that connected to their network remotely.
It's important to note that while my client was decent, my employer had a totally fear-based
management culture.
The managers wanted eyes on employees at all times
because they assumed people would slack off given half the chance. After almost a
year of working there, I got a call from the client notifying me that my client
given laptop needed some critical updates, and I would have to bring it into their
office so their IT could apply the updates locally. It all sounded very
reasonable to me. I brought this to the attention of my manager
and warned them that I would be out of the office for a while so I could take my laptop
to the client side around the corner for critical updates. No way no.
My manager ignored everything about the critical updates part and focused instead on the
out of the office for two hours part. They insisted that they knew that I had a remote
connection to the client's office, so any updates could be applied without meeting to leave and taking my laptop.
I got the impression they thought that I was lying to get some free time off.
I decided that this had the potential to teach my managers a great lesson about not trusting
their own employees. So, like the model employee I was, I shrugged, you know best boss,
and complied with the
request, continuing working as usual.
Until the following morning when I switched on my laptop and nothing would work.
My laptop refused to connect to the client's remote network.
The various software applications I used for my job also went run due to the lack of a
connection.
Error messages flashed up on every file that I tried to access, warning that my credentials
have been blocked.
I was left holding a very expensive brick.
My manager was livid when I explained that I couldn't do any work.
They clicked around on my laptop trying to fix it themselves, but there was no other solution
to be had.
They sent me around the corners of the client's office so I get hand in my laptop to IT. I took my time, enjoying a coffee and breakfast in
the client's on-site cafe while IT worked on my laptop. But when I went to check on it
after an hour, I believe the client IT's manager's words were. It's f***. The critical
update mentioned before wasn't intended to repair something wrong with the way the remote
connections worked. When my machine didn't get the update to repair something wrong with the way the remote connections worked.
When my machine didn't get the update, it lost connection with the client's network
and immediately locked me out of everything, effectively blacklisting my credentials.
The IT manager explained that they would have to build me an entirely new machine and
set up new accounts.
A process that would take about a week to ensure that everything filtered through correctly
and could be tested.
The client was fine in understanding about it, but when I returned to empty handed to my
employer's office, my manager got extremely snotty with me.
And he insisted that I still had to work, somehow.
I pointed out that I had no client laptop to work on.
So instead of sending me home, they forced another employee to share her computer with me.
For the next week, me and my colleague shared her computer one hour each at a time.
Since I didn't have access to my files, client data, etc, all I could do was the barest minimum of
work, sending a few emails from my colleague's account. After a week I got my new client laptop,
and things went back to normal. But the week of sharing that computer meant that my employer lost around 40 hours of productivity
from two employees.
The shared pain of the experience with my colleague brought us closer together, and when
my employer lost their contract with the client a few years later, she helped me get a new
job with my employer's competitor.
So OP, you worked for an outsourcing company
that wouldn't even let their employees outside? It's no wonder they lost that client.
Our next Reddit post is from Madeboxer. I'm a secretary for a medical facility that
funds other medical institutions. I'm also responsible for their travel to conventions
and conferences. There is this very large, very highly attended conference each year that invites her medical
professionals to give presentations.
One such presenter, who's a huge Karen, has to be incredibly difficult because she feels
that she's above us, drags, and she never lets us forget it.
As a presenter, they're given certain hotels that are reserved for them at a reduced
rate.
However, most of these hotels are nowhere near the convention side and they end up spending a bunch of money on caps. I set up the travel for at least
10 different people and I realized that through a loophole I could book them into a hotel
where the conference is actually held. So I started doing that instead of allowing the
conference coordinators to book them in Heaven knows where at the last minute, which
they're prone to do. Karen comes up to me, and she demands that I only book her into the hotel's listed on
the conference coordinator's website.
And if I don't, she'll have me written up.
So that's what I did.
The day before they all left for the conference, which was clean across the country by the way.
Karen found out that she was the only one who wasn't booked in the conference hotel,
but instead she was booked 9 miles away. She was hopping mad and sorm to my desk, screaming
about me putting her far away in a two star hotel. I looked at her and calmly stated that
she was in one of the three hotels the conference coordinators reserved, and she distinctly instructed
me to only select those hotels
and nothing else.
She ended up spending more than 70 bucks in cab fare to and from the venue, while everyone
else only had to go downstairs from their hotel rooms.
She also missed giving her presentation because she was late.
After that, when I booked everyone for trips, Karen no longer demanded that I give her
special treatment.
And instead, just let me use my best judgment when booking hotels.
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I remember a comment by a high-end corporate executive.
When he changed jobs, his secretary went with him.
It was even in his contract and she was very well compensated.
He said, she makes it possible for me to do my job. And when asked if he had to choose between his wife or
a secretary, he said, my secretary, Alex has been with me through four marriages. And then beneath
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asked, why are we paying so many secretaries 10 bucks an hour? So they fired
most of them. It took a few years to realize they were now paying executives 150 bucks
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Our next reddit post is from Leith Chin.
I used to work as a dedicated inventory guy for a tire and wheel store that dealt only
in tires and wheels.
It was a big chain.
All the employees wear black, not by choice, even on the most blistering of days.
Nearly 10 years working there, and I was the only one handling their nearly 5,000 to 7,000
tires.
Along with several hundred wheels, nuts, bolts, tire loop, replacement parts, etc.
Basically, I organized the entire store in terms of what was bought, sold, or used.
I also processed all of our incoming shipments, whether it was a
single tire delivered by FedEx, or one of our twice-weekly shipments of 4-800 tires.
Technically, my job was supposed to be divided among 3 people. The manager I worked with for most
of those 10 years was very happy and supportive of me, trying to make sure that I was taking care
of if I needed help. Unfortunately, the company
underwent a bunch of terrible changes after the owner of the whole chain died. It shifted from
a family company to a for-profit, micro-management type of thing. My awesome manager became stressed
and went from great to not so great. I won't deny that some of the things he did got me pretty pissed
off. Ultimately, he was transferred to a new administrative position to finish out and tell his retirement,
and we got a new manager and a lot of extra salesmen.
I was left on inventory, because everyone agreed that I was the only guy for the job that
knew anything.
They tried giving me newbies to learn the ropes, but I only got a couple of days with them
before they were pulled for more, quote, important things.
Eventually, they gave up caring
and figured that I would do inventory
for the foreseeable future.
Well, at the end of 2018,
I started looking for other opportunities.
It wasn't entirely because of the changes at work,
but instead doing a three person job
after 10 years was starting to take its toll on my back.
I can't deny, I was getting kind of scared
that I would do something irreparable to my back, and that would stick with me forever. Management kept resisting
my plans to reorganize the stock because different brands don't need the same amount of space.
For example, that major tire brand that did really well three years ago and took up 1,000
tires worth of space was now only taking up 400 tires worth of space. But hey, I have
this one brand that we used to
carry 250 tires for, but now we're ordering hundreds of them weekly, and we really need an extra
750 units of space. So one area will be overstocked, and another area will be understocked.
As I'm in the final weeks of my lovely 10 year there, I remind and manage
me that they should find someone I can give their rundown to before it's too late.
My new manager tells me in very business-y and polite terms,
just do your job and let us worry about it.
I then realized that really, this is their problem, not mine.
Cumalicious compliance.
I found a lovely time when management was busy.
Two were in meetings with corporate for three days,
and one was on vacation for the rest of the week. This was perfect timing because it was my last
week as well. I worked like crazy that week. I reorganized the whole place to my OCD specifications.
I wanted everything to fit. I wanted everything perfectly presentable. I did it my way and I got everything to fit.
Brands were moved and I left notes.
I let all my favorite co-workers who pulled my inventory know what was up.
They adapted instantly because really it's not that hard.
They commended me on my effort and thanked me for doing that before leaving.
However, I knew what was coming.
A couple of months into my new job, I started to start getting calls from my former co-workers.
Apparently, they never tried to replace me at all, and things started falling apart.
Tires were shoved into the racks with no regard for where they belonged.
If there was an empty space, they just filled it with whatever tire was on hand.
After three months, I heard three longtime employees walked out because a lack of organization
was killing
their bay times for dealing with cars, which led to a domino effect of stressful work and
a toxic environment. It used to take on average just 15 minutes for us to deal with one car.
However, now it was taking 15 minutes just to find the correct tires. And sometimes they
even gave up looking and had to drive to another nearby store to find
the correct tire, thinking they had an inventory error.
Obviously, the delays in inefficiency made the managers angry at everyone, and service
techs usually got the heat.
I wish I could say that I had more juicy details about the aftermath, but after a certain
point, all of my ears in that store left.
I feel like that's enough said in and of itself. Four or five months later one of the managers called me on my
personal phone. They asked how I was doing and wondered if my new job was
working out. I was very happy and I energetically told him how great I felt at my
new job. He inquired whether I might be interested in helping out with the
store again. I declined. Now I'm not the best at reading people, but this person seems
so lost in their tone that I can only guess they had so little luck of finding a replacement
for what I did. I'm far more appreciated now in my new job.
Our next breaded post is from Cleefish. So a few years ago, my dad was moving out of
his house and in with his parents due to some health problems with my grandma. This was
over summer break and I was just out of high school at the time about to go into college. So I had
absolutely nothing to do all summer because I was just waiting to move out of state. My dad
was never super organized and still isn't, whereas I'm the type of person who would
alphabetize my entire bookshelf with a full system. I'm just really type A and I like keeping
things in order. Call me weird, but I just really enjoy reorganizing things and cleaning.
It just hits that button for me.
So, being that my dad had about two months until he closed on the house,
I just start to pack up some of the house for him.
His basement was a disaster, and I wanted to clean it up for years.
So, within the first day, I had made a significant dent in the basement,
which ended up being
a very involved process.
I didn't realize when we had moved in that a lot of the stuff from our old house was
still packed haphazardly because my brother and I were too young to really help.
So I went through the process of unpacking the still packed boxes from the old house,
labeling the boxes in a way that made sense, and then repacking those boxes appropriately.
After about 3 days of this, I get about halfway done, including cleaning and packing my room
in some of the garage.
Here's the build up to the malicious compliance.
My dad comes down to the basement to help me, which is all good with me.
I start explaining where things go, and my dad wants to change my system.
I resist, explaining that I already have a system, and that I've been doing the bulk of the packing already.
So he should probably just go with me on this one,
but that's when he hits me with,
my house, my rules.
So I relent because I know what'll happen.
Anyone who's really type A will agree with me
that the only thing more frustrating than things
being really chaotic and out of order
is when things are slightly out of order.
Which is what I knew would happen.
Regardless of the fight that Dad and I had,
He ended up almost following my system.
Mostly, the things that belonged in the labeled boxes were where they were supposed to be,
except for a few very important nods and ends that got put.
Well, not where they were supposed to. I noticed
that, but because of my dad's, my house, my rules, clearly he is a plan, so I didn't say
anything. I knew that payoff was going to be a slow burn, and it came several months
later when I was in school across the country and unable to help. My dad calls me one day
very flustered because you can't find something that he needed.
He had been in his rented storage unit for the better part of 3 hours looking for it.
Now the storage unit got packed horribly by the moving crew. I've been in there a few
times and I feared for my safety. It's a legitimate labyrinth slash jungle gym and a nightmare
to get through. Not to mention this was mid-summer and
there was no air conditioning. So my dad is madden on the phone with me asking me where
this item is and I ask him if it's in the box that I labeled in big red sharpie, important
stuff. He says no and I smile a bit. Then he says, well you were in charge of packing
all this stuff and now I can't find
it.
That's when I calmly reminded him of the blowout fight that we had over this exact
issue and how he commandeered my operation afterwards.
I told him that if I had actually been in charge, then the item would have been in the
box labeled important stuff.
He hung up on me after that.
I loved my dad, and I had no problem helping him out.
We laugh about that incident nowadays.
But I can't say that I didn't get a good chuckle at the thought of him sweating and cursing,
climbing around in that effing storage unit death trap. He recently found another place
to live now that my grandparents have more in-home assistance and I've already worked out
that I'm going to come help him move. We already agreed that this time I'm in charge.
So, when it comes to this story, I'm like O.P.'s dad. I'm chaotic, disorganized. My wife,
on the other hand, is the complete and total opposite. One of the best things about my
wife is that she's an amazing organizer. And one of the worst things about my wife is
that she's an amazing organizer.
I totally sympathize with OPs dad.
The thing is, with people like us, it's just in our nature to resist organization at every
possible turn.
However, the unfortunate reality is that the world just wants to be organized, and it's
better when it's organized.
So having to suffer through organization projects is just pure torture for someone like me.
And it's made even worse by the person who is organized telling you what to do.
Put this here, put that there, that doesn't go there.
What are you doing?
You're doing everything wrong blah blah blah blah.
But in my experience, unfortunately, the best thing to do is to just swallow your pride,
bow your head, and just do what the organized person tells you to do is to just swallow your pride, bow your head, and just do what the
organized person tells you to do, because in all cases, they're always right.
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