Scamfluencers - The Scamfluencers Holiday Special

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

Come join Sarah and Scaachi for a very Scamfluencers holiday special. We’ll give thanks to the scammers we’ll never forget, review our naughty and slightly-less-naughty list, and roast th...e ones who deserve it… along with chestnuts on the open fire. We’ve got updates on some of our most infamous scammers, and we name a few scammers-to-be who we hope get indictments in their stockings. We’re making like Grinches crashing a Whoville party and toasting to the most American thing of all: scamming!  Listen to Scamfluencers on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Start your free trial by visiting wondery.com/links/scamfluencers/ now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to scamfluencers early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or Apple podcasts. Asachi, it's that time of the year again, when American holidays overwhelm all media, including our show. Well, that makes perfect sense for us, two people who don't really celebrate any holidays right now. Well, if you can't beat them, join them. We're doing something a little different today.
Starting point is 00:00:33 This is the first ever Scamfluencer's holiday special. It's just like the ones hosted by noted Scamfluencer alum Martha Stewart. That's right, we're coming for the crown of the ultimate cozy influencer. We're here for the crown of the ultimate cozy influencer. We're here at the J Peak Resort in Vermont. It's snowing outside, but we're sitting in front of a roaring fire.
Starting point is 00:00:52 We're wearing thick knit sweaters, eating cookies, and we're drinking, actually, what are you drinking, Zara? I have a classic hot chocolate with lots of whipped cream and a candy cane, of course, and it's going to make my teeth hurt. Oh, lovely. Well, I have spiked my own eggnog,
Starting point is 00:01:12 which after this year, I deserve. Okay, if you and I were starring in a Hallmark movie about our show, what hometown would we go to and which hotties would finally convince us we should settle into trad wife life and stop working so damn hard? Ooh, unfortunately I don't think either of us would get to be the lead of a Hallmark movie. I think you and I are the types to be like the funny and ambiguously ethnic best friends who own a bakery that's the site of like a thousand meat cutes.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Yeah, you're right. We are one-dimensional support. Yes. light of like a thousand meat cutes. Yeah, you're right. We are one dimensional support. Well, I actually watched Martha's 1995 holiday special to prepare for this episode and it is everything you'd expect. Here's a clip so you can really get the vibe. Well, now I know it's Christmas. There's a wreath on my front door
Starting point is 00:01:59 and plum puddings are steaming in the oven. Welcome to my home for the holidays. I'll be home. I feel so soothed by this. are steaming in the oven. Welcome to my home for the holidays. I feel so soothed by this, like she's really selling the cozy holiday vibe with her turtleneck. To recap the special, she makes a wreath, and then she turns her studio into a Christmas workshop and it's full of children. It seems Martha does not give a shit about child labor laws. And then she makes her mom and sister stand in the kitchen all day making tons of plum pudding to hand out as gifts.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Also, Ms. Piggy, Julia Child, and Hillary Clinton stop by. I feel like the scamfluencer's version is that our nieces and nephews explain TikTok trends to us, and then my dad updates us on whether our recent episodes have been any good. Surprised, he doesn't like them. And our guest would definitely be Abby Lee Miller, who would teach us how to dance just like the Rockettes. We are not insured for that, but when it comes to scamfluencers,
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Starting point is 00:04:27 constantcontact.ca From Wondery, I'm Sarah Haggye. And I'm Saatchi Cole. And this is Scanfluencers. With the holidays coming up, we wanted to take the time to reflect, celebrate, and rehash some of our favourite scams. We're cheersing to another year of scammers who don't know how to shut up and those who are actually having to face consequences. And of course, no scamfluencer special is complete without some very legitimate and serious awards. So get cozy and pour yourself a drink of some expensive fake wine and let's get celebrating.
Starting point is 00:05:13 This is the Scamfluencer's Holiday Special. Sachi, we bring this up a lot. We're both Canadians. We don't celebrate American Thanksgiving. But that doesn't mean we can't pause to reflect on all that we're thankful for. Have you ever been to a Thanksgiving dinner in the US? Yeah, it's basically the same thing as the Canadian version, except it happens needlessly late in the harvest season.
Starting point is 00:05:43 It should happen in October. Isn't it crazy that they do it, like late in the harvest season. It should happen in October. Isn't it crazy that they do it like in the winter? I don't understand the point of a holiday that happens a month before Christmas. Yeah, it's a waste. Anyway, we're all on the same page about eating ungodly amounts of turkey, stuffing, and pie,
Starting point is 00:05:59 and then going around the table and talking about what we're grateful for. But that's a little too cheesy for our show, so instead, we're going to pass out some very ridiculous awards to our even more ridiculous scammers who we just love to make fun of. So let's get into it. In the spirit of the holiday, our first award is for the scammer who just keeps on giving. We have some truly great contenders who just will not stop blowing up our Google alerts
Starting point is 00:06:28 with stupid little updates, like Martin Shkreli having to give back that rare Wu-Tang album after making copies of it and giving them to quote, like 50 different chicks. And of course, Martha Stewart giving a stoner energy with her Snoop Dogg collabs, though she says she only gets high secondhand, which is not real. But we at Scam are still obsessed with the Chrisleys and all their spin-off podcasts.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Sachi, doesn't your dad also love this bonkers family? Yeah, he only listens to half of our episodes for this show, but he did manage to watch several full episodes of Chrisley Knows Best, and now he thinks he is a part of their family. Well then, I think this award should go to the Chrisleys. Yay! Yay!
Starting point is 00:07:15 Quick reminder, this family of uppity Southern blondes seem to live a life of luxury on their TV show, Chrisley Knows Best. But really, they were lying to banks to take out millions in loans while also not paying their taxes. The couple was sent to prison in January 2023. They kept releasing their podcast, Chrisley Confessions, right up to when they reported
Starting point is 00:07:35 to prison. Then their daughter Savannah picked up the slack, launching her own podcast. And in March, she also appeared on The Masked Singer as an Afghan hound. She sang, The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens and was voted off immediately. Here's why she said she decided to humiliate herself in front of millions. My life over the past year has changed drastically. Lost both my parents to the federal system, and now I have custody of my 15-year-old brother and 10-year-old sister. So if I can teach them anything, it's take every opportunity that comes your way
Starting point is 00:08:09 and don't back down. I love it. That's great. I mean, there aren't a lot of good reasons to be on The Masked Singer, but I think perhaps the best reason is that you need to provide for your siblings who now don't have parents
Starting point is 00:08:22 because your parents are in legal trouble. God forbid we ever be without Chrisley content. But the matriarch of the family, Julie, was in the news recently. Her seven-year sentence was vacated in June because an appeals court found a technical error in how her sentence was calculated. This gave her and her family hope
Starting point is 00:08:41 she would get released early. But no, at a resentencing hearing in September, the judge upheld her original sentence. She's expected to be released in April 2028. And to add insult to injury, Julie appeared in court as a brunette. Apparently she isn't able to get a hold of Bleach in prison. People reported that she was, quote, unrecognizable. Julie's lawyers asked the judge to take into account her two younger children who Savannah has custody of. The judge said she hoped the children's well-being was a priority, not television ratings and
Starting point is 00:09:15 podcasts. Well, Savannah took issue with that. Here she is outside of the courtroom after the resentencing. To say that it is for TV ratings or for podcast ratings is laughable because both of my parents are sitting in federal prison, so this has nothing to do with ratings. Savannah is also upset about how federal prosecutors handled her parents' situation. She actually seems to think that her parents having to pay consequences after ripping off the government for years was politically motivated. So much so that she ranted about it at the Republican National Convention earlier this
Starting point is 00:09:51 year. I'll never forget what the prosecutor said in the most heavily Democrat county in the state before an Obama-appointed judge. He called us the Trumps of the South. Yeah, hey, it's fun. He meant it as an insult, but let me tell you, boy, do I wear it as a badge of honor. Well, you know who famously has never had any legal trouble is Donald Trump. Yeah, she's really hoping she can get her parents pardoned by Trump. Well, you know what? If Trump pardoned
Starting point is 00:10:26 Rod Blagojevich, I don't see why he wouldn't pardon the Chrisleys. Why not pardon anyone, right? Everybody, in fact. Well, for now, Todd is still serving his 12-year sentence, which has already been shortened by two years. He's currently expected to be released in July 2032. All right, enough about the Chrisleys. Our next category is, scam we think we'd fall for.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Sarah, we've learned a lot about scammers and their ways while doing this show. And we're pretty skeptical people. You will not find me sending all of my money to a bank in Antigua. However, I am not immune to being scammed. Have you ever been scammed? Sachi, last month, I wanted not immune to being scammed. Have you ever been scammed? Sachi, last month I wanted to order pizza.
Starting point is 00:11:08 I Googled the place I wanted to order pizza from, clicked on the Google search results of the pizza website, looked exactly normal, ordered the pizza, and then I got a notification saying my credit card was trying to charge me $2,500. And it turns out I clicked on a sponsored result that was like a fake shadow website of pizza yolo. —— ——
Starting point is 00:11:34 All right, well, I do hope eventually you got your pizza. —— It actually scarred me. I'm so scared of Googling anything now. —— I actually think you should never look anything up, so this might actually work in your favor. Well, we have some notable contenders for this award. Like, if a bunch of soccer moms told me they were legit investigators and crime solvers,
Starting point is 00:11:54 I would trust them. But this is a scam that we've actually fallen for, and pretty much every young girl has fallen for it too. This award goes to Ruth Handler, the girl boss behind Barbie. As we talked about in our episode on her, she was inspired by a German sex doll. She then went on to rebrand and refine the doll to become Barbie. Ruth ended up having to settle a lawsuit at a court for stealing a design, but she didn't stop there. A few years later, she pleaded no contest
Starting point is 00:12:25 to charges of conspiracy and fraud for cooking the books at Mattel. Listen, all she was trying to do was sell toys and give girls unrealistic beauty standards for years to come. But what I personally found the most inspiring was her whole reinvention of herself. Ruth's golden years were spent selling
Starting point is 00:12:43 silicone prosthetic breasts to people who had gotten mastectomies. Oh, and using herself as a model for the ad campaigns. I too hope to avoid prison and then pose on a boat. It all feels like a real scammy way of rewriting her legacy. But yes, I did watch the Barbie movie and I did really enjoy the nostalgia of it. and I did really enjoy the nostalgia of it. What's so funny about this show is that there are so many scams that feel way too simple.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Like, there are some people who just straight up lie and don't even try that hard to make it believable. That's why we have a very special award, the Sam Bankman Fried Award for most obvious scam. Because we all know the most obvious scam out there is cryptocurrency. In fact, we did an entire episode where I talked to a former teen heartthrob about how crypto sucks. It's called Service Journalism and you're welcome. Okay, so the winner for the SBF award is Rick Singer and the college admission scandal.
Starting point is 00:13:42 singer and the college admission scandal. I mean, come on. Olivia Jade is clearly not a rower. Please never forget that staged photo of Olivia, where she's supposed to look like she's been rowing for years. Once again, can you please describe this? It is a blurred out photo of Olivia on a rowing machine, and it appears that this is the first time she has ever gone near a rowing machine, and it appears that this is the first time she has ever gone near a rowing machine. She's approaching it the way Sleeping Beauty approaches a poison spindle.
Starting point is 00:14:10 For the record, Olivia Jade is still vlogging, and she is still very much dating Jacob L.O.D. Maybe someday you'll get your chance, Sachi. Please don't worry about me. I have a new white boy of the month, and it's a guy at my local coffee shop who doesn't know I exist. Sorry Jacob. Anyway, this scam, like so many others we cover, is more than just one person. Because let's be real, Rick Singer, the mastermind behind it all, is boring. What this really shows us is that the whole American university system is a scam.
Starting point is 00:14:43 These families who worked with Rick went through all this trouble and spent loads of money for what? Shitty dining hall food and gross frat parties? College really can't be worth that much. Also, it was so obvious how little the parents believed in their kids. Like, they were convinced the only way they'd get into an elite school was by cheating. That, to me, was actually pretty sad, and I truly hope these kids get counseling. I mean, they'll probably be fine because they went to Yale or whatever.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Yeah, people who go to Yale famously turn out fine and they never run for vice president. Well, Sarah, on this show, we love a rebrand. I mean, we just talked about Ruth Handler's pivot from toys to bras. We also saw Lance Armstrong go from absolute dominance on the racetrack to stupid reality TV show competitions. But the award for the Scammer with the best post-scam pivot goes to Spiro Agnew.
Starting point is 00:15:40 From Richard Nixon's VP to political slash romance novelist, that is quite a turn. Quick reminder, Spiro was accused of extortion and bribery and eventually resigned from his VP post after being convicted of tax evasion. In 1976, a few years after leaving office in disgrace, Spiro published a novel called The Canfield Decision. It's about a hot rich vice president mowing through mad babes. And Sarah, I have another passage from The Canfield decision that I need you to read. In this scene, a vice presidential advisor meets up with a secret agent, and I just love to imagine Spiro Agnew, who was once the second most powerful guy in America, writing steamy moments just like this.
Starting point is 00:16:22 This is actually torture, and you've already made me do it once. Yeah, but this is how you get paid the big bucks that you eventually lose through some fake pizza website. Okay, too soon. Okay, I'll read it. His arms went around her slim waist, and he felt the soft pressure of her breasts when she leaned into him. Then she lifted her lips in an unmistakable invitation.
Starting point is 00:16:53 He kissed her gently, and her arms reached around his neck. She pressed the full length of her body against him. Suddenly free of the uncharacteristic, schoolboy-like timidity he had felt with her, Zach now began to respond with passion. He opened his lips and the kiss became an expression of fundamental need. So she hugged him and they kissed? This was just as painful as the last time you made me do this, but at least it wasn't
Starting point is 00:17:26 about a guy named Newt. Well maybe if Spiro had put more effort into his craft instead of all of the politics and corruption, he would be Nora Roberts by now. Okay, so our next award is for the most classic guy scammer. And honestly, we have so many dudes to consider. There's a lot of masculine scammer energy on this show, much to the chagrin of some of our listeners. I'm sorry, they just commit the majority of scammy crimes.
Starting point is 00:17:53 We know, we've done the research. But this award can really only go to one person. Brian Johnson, AKA The Liver King. The dude who's trying to sell extreme masculinity Johnson, aka The Liver King. The dude who's trying to sell extreme masculinity by eating raw meat and taking a shit ton of steroids. I love that extreme masculinity is just eating a lot of protein and taking drugs. Yeah, and also hating women.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Oh, that's assumed, you know. To recap, Liver King gained tons of followers for posting about what he called incestual living, which to him meant eating mostly raw meat, doing insane workouts, and making loads of money off supplements. He claimed his gains were au naturel, but he was eventually exposed by swole internet sleuths. He then owned up to it and apologized. Liver King's latest content still features him doing insane workouts, and his whole body is almost
Starting point is 00:18:51 always a concerning shade of red. But the Liver King also seems to be eating some vegetables and has taken a slightly softer tone in recent videos. He's also definitely still consuming some very weird organs. Like, in this TikTok video from September, I don't know how to prepare you for this Sachi. I'm gonna have testicle ceviche on seafood Wednesday. As I think about the great beauty and love there is in family, and the support we should give one another to apologize. Liberty 3.0. The holy trinity, the truth. That's what I do, not tell the truth. I too am often eating ball ceviche
Starting point is 00:19:30 thinking about the beauty of family. Ah, he's so disgusting. Apparently Netflix is working on a documentary about him and you better watch because every annoying guy you go on a first date with will be all over that. Well, onto our final award for the scammer we are most grateful for. Sachi, who's your pick?
Starting point is 00:19:52 I, for one, am grateful for Steve Madden. He's the iconic shoemaker of the 90s and 2000s, who was influenced by the king of scams, Jordan Belfort. Steve got involved with the Wolf of Wall Street to help his fledgling shoe business, and it landed him in prison. He's out now, and his brand is just as big as ever. You know, I owned and actually still do own several pairs of shoes from Steve Madden. And I also see them everywhere on the street in New York City. Honestly, a classic Mary
Starting point is 00:20:20 Jane will always have a special place in my heart. Who are you most grateful for, Sarah? I think I'm most grateful for Rita Cronwell, who was responsible for the biggest municipal fraud scheme in U.S. history. She was such a unique and outrageous scammer. Rita was the one who bred and showed quarter horses and seemed to make a lot from her winnings. Like, a lot. She spent millions on expensive RVs, top tier horses, and lots of tacky jewelry.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Never forget that diamond encrusted Spongebob pendant, Sachi. In reality, it was all being funded by the taxpayers of Dixon, Illinois. She managed the city's finances and stole more than $50 million over two decades. Gratitude is complicated on scamfluencers because our greatest stories can also lead to a lot of trouble for others. And you could say, that's the moral of scamsgiving. Couldn't have put it better myself. Well, before we move on to our scamsgiving feast, there's one scammer I'm sad we didn't
Starting point is 00:21:26 get to talk about. But any scam involving a fruitcake is worth at least an honorable mention this time of year. Sandy Jenkins was the accountant at the Collins Street Bakery who quietly scrolled away more than $16 million from the fruitcake company. He and his wife bought new cars and flew private jets, all in an effort to keep up with the Joneses in Corsicana, Texas. Once the bakery and the FBI caught on, he tried to hide all his expensive belongings. He was caught and sentenced to 10 years in
Starting point is 00:21:57 prison. I haven't been able to stop thinking about the fact that all his wealth came from a fruit cake company. Sachi, have you ever tried fruitcake? I don't think so, and I don't know that I want to. Well, today is our lucky day. As the French say, let them eat fruitcake. Oh no. Thanks, I think.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Oh damn. Sarah, we have in front of us the very same Corsicana fruitcake. I see that you've already started eating yours. Would you like to tell us what it tastes like while I try it? It's actually pretty good, but there's one specific flavor in it
Starting point is 00:22:37 that I don't really like. I don't know what dried fruit that is. Honestly, it's good. I like it, it's dense. This smells like the inside of a cupboard that's been abandoned. Okay, first of all, this looks like a brain. Is not good, guys.
Starting point is 00:22:51 You know what it is, I don't like raisins in that way. It's all raisin. Mmm, that's what it is. ["Laughing"] I'll eat anything. I know. What fruit do you think this is? This looks like pineapple that's turned red.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Oh, it's pineapple! It's dyed pineapple. Oh, it's dyed! It's dyed pineapple. Oh my god, that makes so much sense. Here's the thing. Like, I understand this being something people really loved when cakes weren't everywhere. I think this is a fine dessert if for some reason you live in pioneer times and you don't
Starting point is 00:23:29 have a fridge. I don't want to hate on this cake because it has like a really storied history I respect. Yeah, I mean I respect the history. I do not respect the taste. You know, I can see why Sandy Jenkins was like really pissed off because it's like crazy to be rich off this. Yeah, this is outrageous. Let's take a break for us to ponder what this is doing to our digestive tracts and our blood sugar.
Starting point is 00:23:51 When we come back, we're going to look back on some major updates to the biggest scammers we've ever covered and hear from you, our listeners. Stay tuned. I'm Colin Murray. Stay tuned. stories that really connect to at least one of us. So expect brilliant sporting stories and also tangents that nobody asked for. That's right the things that we were reading about when we were very young that we've continued to read about the stuff that really motivates at least 50% of this partnership. If you want more laughs, stories and more of us going on script be sure to follow everything to play for wherever you get your podcasts. Are yours going to be all about whales? Yes!
Starting point is 00:24:45 Okay. and he's ready to rant against brismas cheer and roast his celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire. You can listen with the whole family as guest stars like Jon Hamm, Brittany Broski and Danny DeVito try to persuade the mean old Grinch that there's a lot to love about the insufferable holiday season. But that's not all.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Somebody stole all the children of Whoville's letters to Santa and everybody thinks the Grinch is responsible. It's a real Whoville whodunit. Can Cindy Lou, and everybody thinks the Grinch is responsible. It's a real Whoville Who-dunit. Can Cindy, Lou, and Max help clear the Grinch's name? Grab your hot cocoa and cozy slippers to find out. Follow Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast on the Wondery app, or wherever you get your podcasts. Unlock weekly Christmas mystery bonus content,
Starting point is 00:25:39 and listen to every episode ad free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app, Spotify, or Apple podcasts. And I feel like a legend. Sachi, neither of us celebrate Christmas as we've mentioned many times, but I know we've watched a thousand holiday specials, and one tradition people have is listening to a classic Christmas story. When I think of what kind of story we'd read to our scam listeners,
Starting point is 00:26:13 it would probably be How the Grinch Stole Christmas. There's literally a scam in the title of it. And also, some of our Apple podcast reviews think our hearts are three sizes too small when it comes to how we talk about white guys, but more on that later. Oh my god, I can't wait. Here at Scamfluencers, we're all about making a list and checking it twice, and you might think that means all of our scammers are on the naughty list, but I'm not so sure.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Some of them are kind of endearing, Like I will never hate Teresa Judiche. I'm sorry. But we have updates on some actual villains who are only getting coal in their stockings this year. We'll start by going way back to the very beginning of Scanfluencers. Sachi, what do you remember about our Black Swan? Oh, what don't I remember? Black Swan is about a couple, Doug and Ashley Benefield.
Starting point is 00:27:06 They get married within two weeks of meeting. They start a ballet company that's an absolute shit show from beginning to end. They get all these dancers to show up, and it's clear that they have nothing prepared from the programming to their housing. And meanwhile, their marriage is in shambles, and at the very end of the story,
Starting point is 00:27:22 Ashley shoots and kills Doug. Well, we have huge news in this case. Ashley Benefield was found guilty of manslaughter in July. She faces up to 30 years in prison. But as of this recording, her sentencing has been indefinitely postponed. The judge is investigating possible jury misconduct, because nothing about this case can ever be normal. Ashley's lawyers had tried to argue that the case should be thrown out based on Florida's Stand Your Ground laws, but the judge wasn't buying it.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Doug's daughter, Eva, has been posting on TikTok all about the case. The day the verdict was read, Eva said her dad got the justice he deserved after four years of waiting. The following day, she said this on TikTok. This whole trial broke my heart, being reminded that the last few years of his life, my dad was manipulated and eventually lost his life. As for me, what feels like having the entire world watch your every move is very overwhelming.
Starting point is 00:28:16 I'm excited to have this chapter closed so I can allow both of my parents to rest peacefully. Oh, man, I'm glad that she's able to get some closure now. Oh man, I'm glad that she's able to get some closure now. Yeah, I mean, she is only 23, and she says she'll be working on a memoir about everything she's experienced in her life. That is going to be quite the read. Sarah, you and I aren't always aligned, but the moment we were 100% on the same page is when we were talking about Erika Jayne's iconic monologue. Do you remember it?
Starting point is 00:28:47 It goes. Tom's house was broken into and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help. And then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home. So yeah, I'm under a lot of stress. Great job.
Starting point is 00:29:00 I say it four to five times a day, mostly to myself. Well, I have an update on Erika's ex, skeezy lawyer Tom Girardi. In August, he was found guilty of embezzling millions of dollars from his clients. You know, the people who trusted him with their settlements from things like plane crashes and gas explosions? Pretty nasty work, and definitely top of the naughty list. Tom will be sentenced in December and faces up to 80 years in prison. Leading up to the trial, there were questions about Tom's mental health and if he was competent to take the stand. The 85 year old was diagnosed with
Starting point is 00:29:31 dementia a few years ago. On the stand, Tom said, quote, the last thing I would do would be to take someone's money. Well, the jury decided otherwise. Sarah, can you read what one juror told the LA Times after the trial? Yeah, the juror said all the evidence was there and it wasn't a hard decision. Everyone can tell how evil he is. As for Erika Jayne, she's single as she waits for her divorce to be finalized. And there is a bit of a hiccup in that too, given Tom's mental state. She's also still dealing with the fallout from Tom's bankruptcy filings. So I guess we'll just have to wait and see what the court finally decides to do
Starting point is 00:30:07 with her infamous $750,000 diamond earrings. I hate to say this, Sachi, but the next person on our naughty list may not actually be that naughty. But I've got some mixed feelings about the biggest diva to ever serve in the US Congress. I mean, George Santos definitely doesn't deserve to be on the nice list, but maybe we can make a not-as-naughty list for him? Well, we do talk about this sometimes, how we get Stockholm Syndrome for certain scammers, and I do think this is one of them. Well, here's a quick refresher on everyone's favorite disgraced Congress member.
Starting point is 00:30:42 George is a serial liar who fibbed about everything from his job history and being Jew-ish to his mom dying in 9-11. In December 2023, he was kicked out of Congress and since stepping down from public office, he has been making videos on Cameo. In August, he pleaded guilty to charges of wire fraud and aggravated identity theft for lying about his campaign donors and finances. He was also previously charged with unemployment fraud and using campaign finances for luxury purchases.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Those crimes will be considered as part of his sentencing. In a very unscamfluencer turn of events, George kind of accepted responsibility for his actions. Here's what he said to reporters outside of the courtroom after pleading guilty. It's clear to me now that I allowed ambition to cloud my judgment, leading me to make decisions that were unethical. Pleading guilty is a step I never imagined I'd take.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I also can never predict when I'm gonna have to admit having done something wrong. Yeah, it's honestly a little bit of a shame his case didn't go to trial. Apparently, prosecutors had collected over 500 exhibits of evidence, including financial and phone records. I want to know what tea George was spilling about members of Congress. George will be sentenced early next year and could serve up to six to eight years in prison. He's also agreed to pay over $370,000 back to his victims.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I wonder if his cameo earnings will ever cover that. Speaking of cameo, we have a truly great scamfluencers crossover here. Stay with me, Sachi. So John Federman is the poorly dressed former Lieutenant Governor of Pennsylvania who beat the very scammy TV doctor, Dr. Oz, in a Senate race. Well, John had George Santos record a cameo
Starting point is 00:32:35 about Bob Menendez, you know, the Keebler elf guy we just covered who loves bribes from foreign countries and throwing his wife under the bus? Sachi, this is actually pretty good and we have to watch it again. Hey, Bobby. Look, I don't think I need to tell you, but these people that want to make you get in trouble
Starting point is 00:32:54 and want to kick you out and make you run away, you make them put up or shut up. You stand your ground, sir, and don't get bogged down by all the haters out there. Stay strong. Merry Christmas. That is some really beautiful holiday spirit. Well, I've got another diva to add to our not-so-naughty list, but first, to be clear,
Starting point is 00:33:15 the scamming done by Real Housewives of Salt Lake City star Jen Shaw was horrible. For years, she was part of a telemarketing fraud scheme that targeted vulnerable people, and she was sentenced to six and a half years for her crimes. But I also think she's just a really great reality TV character. She's even keeping us entertained from prison. Besides befriending another girl boss scammer, Theranos founder and medical scammer Elizabeth Holmes, Jen is really putting in the work. And by work, I mean participating in a Barbie hair show competition.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Sarah, can you describe her look and read what she told people about it? She's, you know, somehow tailored her prison outfit to be these cute shorts and like a top that's, you know, tied at the front. And she's with her friend who's wearing pink and she has a high ponytail. She looks very good. And if I saw this photo, I wouldn't necessarily think this was taken in a prison. And here's what she told People, I found the courage to smile, find genuine joy and laughter by participating in a Barbie
Starting point is 00:34:21 hair show competition as Adventure Barbie. My Barbie team and I razzle dazzled the real hair updo category with a fully choreographed routine to Lotto's big energy. It brought me so much joy to put smiles on my fellow inmates' faces. And yes, we won our category. That is something.
Starting point is 00:34:39 She really is seeing the glass half full here. Sarah, these updates really made my heart grow three full sizes. Let's really embody our true Christmas spirit and take another page from The Grinch, or maybe Ebeneezer Scrooge, and read some reviews from our haters. Why leave a shitty review if you don't want to be recognized for it? Here you go, losers. Here's that attention you ordered. Okay, this review is titled Two's a Crowd and It's One Star. And it says, this had potential,
Starting point is 00:35:12 but another podcast where there is zero reason for two people went downhill quickly. What does it deal with the laughing and giggling? Awful. I don't know, listen to an audio book then. No laughing, Facts only. Go listen to some Democracy Now, okay? Go listen to The Young Turks and leave us alone.
Starting point is 00:35:33 All right, this one is from August 2024. The headline is, White Men Hate It's a Two-Star Review, and it says, The content of the podcast is great. I love the stories. Unfortunately, as a white man, I feel targeted by the hosts. It's unfortunate, as I would have loved to keep listening.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Luckily, the Scam Town podcast exists now and doesn't have hosts who take cheap shots and discriminate against people who had no choice of who they were born to or of their gender. You know what? I agree. You were born this way. You were born this way. And you will never change and you will never get fixed. That's unfortunate. Next.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Oh, wow. One star. This one's my favorite. This one I actually did send to you, I think. Good stories, annoying tic. Please stop repeating Saatchi's name. This show... Please stop repeating Saatchi's name.
Starting point is 00:36:21 This kills a show and makes me cringe. The stories are well told, which is a reason I listen. Update, like other comments, I find your judgmental hatred towards white men and multiple other groups of people to be frustrating and disappointing. I'll keep looking for other podcasts with similar material, but I'm done with this one.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Why do you think they have a problem hearing my name, Sarah? Because they're like, I can't spell that in my head. It's hard. So hard. I want to say one thing. I genuinely do not think we are too judgmental. hearing my name, Sarah. Because they're like, I can't spell that in my head. It's hard. So hard. I want to say one thing. I genuinely do not think we are too judgmental towards white men and other groups. No, we're appropriately judgmental.
Starting point is 00:36:53 It's an appropriate amount. I think we're pretty judgmental of everyone. Yeah, this is a podcast where everyone's bad. People really like being mad for absolutely no reason at all, as we know. So let's talk about encores. There are a lot of comments about them. Here's one.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Lazy Content One Star. Regurgitated content we have heard before and so many encores, you'd think with all of the ads, they would have plenty of support to write new shows. I can replay old episodes myself on Following. Okay, I need to say something. Like, sorry, we have a show that puts out nearly 40 episodes a year, and we have a few reruns.
Starting point is 00:37:33 And also, we always give you new information at the top. I would also add, there are a bunch of people who work on this show, and part of why we have encores is so that people can have lives and take a vacation and not grind themselves into a thin powder. So before you leave us a shitty review about how we have encore weeks, please consider that people deserve some time off. I also feel like, do these people not recognize that this podcast is free? Like, you get this for free.
Starting point is 00:38:01 We actually do have some really nice people leaving reviews for us. And please keep doing that. This one is, I'm obsessed with this podcast. Not only do I love a good scam story, but Saatchi and Sarah tell each story with lots of detail and enough humor to make them feel not so dark. It's my number one, and I've shared it with several people. Keep going, ladies.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Hell yeah. I love that they call us ladies. There's actually another one also calling us ladies. That's another five star review. Intriguing and relevant topics presented with well-researched information. I'm not easily entertained by podcasts, but these ladies have me laughing out loud
Starting point is 00:38:39 with their commentary. There seems to be a pattern with the negative reviews this podcast has received, and it's coming from a specific demographic that's known for being widely offensive to others, so the whining is pretty ironic. Did I write this? You'll notice a pattern if you see the bad reviews. For those who keep listening, don't mind hearing our names said aloud, and enjoy laughter.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Thank you so much. Stay tuned for a couple of stories we desperately wanted to be scams in 2024, but they didn't quite make it. And we set some scam-centered resolutions. Stay tuned. What's up, everybody? It's Jason Kelsey, and I'm here with my slightly famous little brother, Travis, aka Big Yeti Kelsey.
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Starting point is 00:39:38 And if you want to listen to us first without any interruptions and get bonus content, join One 3 Plus in the One 3 App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. We're getting near the end of our holiday special. We've had a great time rehashing our favorite scammers and giving out our very legit awards. Heading into the new year, we have a lot to look forward to. There's one scam we've been dying to cover, and it looks like we may get our wish. We finally have a Mayor Eric Adams indictment.
Starting point is 00:40:14 He already gifted us with an appearance in our Bling Bishop, aka Lamor Whitehead episode. Sachi, you're the New Yorker here. What the hell is going on? Oh my god, Sarah, so much. To recap, Lamour Whitehead was the bishop from Brooklyn who lied, committed fraud, and even stole from his parishioners to fund his very bougie lifestyle. He was also close with Eric Adams.
Starting point is 00:40:36 But shortly after Lamour's arrest in December 2022, Eric Adams distanced himself from Lamour publicly. His office told the New Yorker in January 2023 that he hadn't spoken to Lamour much since becoming mayor. More than a year later, in March 2024, Lamour was convicted of fraud, attempted extortion, and making false statements to the feds. And that very day, Lamour went on Instagram
Starting point is 00:40:58 to claim that he was innocent and explain why he believed he was being unfairly persecuted. Why was Bishop Whitehead on trial? This was politically driven. innocent, and explained why he believed he was being unfairly persecuted. Why was Bishop Whitehead on trial? This was politically driven. This was about Mayor Eric Adams. Everybody knows that me and the mayor were close, and I was targeted. The FBI came to my house, and what they said to me was, we don't want you.
Starting point is 00:41:29 We want the mayor of New York. And just because I was not going to be a federal informant against the mayor of New York, the FBI said they was going to make my life a living hell. And that's what you guys are seeing. I mean, listen, I think he can be guilty and Eric Adams can be guilty at the same time. Yes, a few things can be true at once. I mean, allegedly, who knows? Who knows? Allegedly, allegedly for now. Well, in June 2024, Lamour was sentenced to nine years in prison. And with or without
Starting point is 00:42:04 Lamour's cooperation, the feds kept circling Eric Adams. All year, there's been a steady drip of news about the FBI raiding the homes of some of Eric's top officials, several staffers resigning, and the feds seizing lots and lots of phones. And in September, he was indicted. As of this recording, Eric's been charged with bribery, fraud, and soliciting foreign campaign donations. For years, he's been cozy with Turkish officials, who allegedly bought him off with free flights, luxurious hotels, and meals.
Starting point is 00:42:34 If you're a fan of the show, you know that these are ingredients for a great episode. Eric Adams is a true scamfluencer. He's absolutely ridiculous, and he's friends with tons of horrible people. Like look at this photo of Eric giving Sean Combs the key to the city last year. Oh my god. This is so evil. Yikes. They're in Times Square and they're doing like heart hands with each other. Like, each hand is a half of a heart. And they're smiling, not knowing what will happen to them in a year.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Aging really well. Well, Eric hasn't given in yet. Here he is at a press conference right after the indictment dropped at the end of September. This did not surprise us that we reached this day. And I asked New Yorkers to wait to hear our defense before making any judgments. It's so wild to me that he's asking New Yorkers not to judge, like we already hate him. Well, in Toronto, as you know, we had a mayor who smoked crack.
Starting point is 00:43:32 That's true. That feels so quaint right now. Well, I'm just glad that Eric may finally be reunited with his friend, Lamour, in prison. Going into the new year, we're sure there'll be other, even more outrageous scams to cover. Like, will Twitter and Elon Musk's sanity finally implode? Will we see another Bravo Liberty behind bars? We can only hope.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Unfortunately, Saci, not all of our scamfluencer's dreams can come true. Eric Adams came through in a big way. But one story we hoped would turn into something didn't quite pan out. I'm of course talking about our favorite Australian. No, not Belle Gibson. I'm talking about Rae Gunn. Sachi, did you see all the videos of her flopping and rolling around on the floor at the Olympics? I'm going to show you a clip and I want you to describe what you're seeing. I have obviously watched this so many times.
Starting point is 00:44:23 It is Rae Gunun performing at the Olympics, the first ever breakdancing competition they had, and she is doing, um, the worm a lot, it seems, doing something called kangaroo pose. It's super bad. She does the sprinkler at one point. This is how I dance when I do drugs. Well, after Rachel Gunn, aka Ray Gunn, absolutely bombed during the breakdance competition,
Starting point is 00:44:50 there were rumors spreading online about her appearance at the games being part of a big conspiracy. And honestly, fair, because it was just that bad. People claimed Ray Gunn rigged the qualifying competitions and maybe even the entire system to land her spot in the Olympics. There was even an online petition with 50,000 signatures asking for her to apologize. And to be clear, none of it is true.
Starting point is 00:45:14 She qualified for her sport among a small pool of Australian break dancers. Rae Gunn gave an interview to an Australian TV show called The Project about a month after the Olympics. Yeah, I knew my chances were slim. As soon as I qualified, I was like, oh my gosh, what have I done? Because I knew that I was going to get beaten
Starting point is 00:45:35 and I knew that people were not going to understand my style and what I was going to do. She told The Project she tried to play to her strengths of using a range of movements and musicality in the performance. She also apologized about the backlash the breaking community has had to experience and advocated for more resources for it in Australia.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Ray Gunn is a white woman with a PhD in cultural studies. And some say that having her represent a sport created by black and brown people and doing horribly Felt like she was making a mockery of it Even after scoring zero points at the Olympics in September the World Dance Sport Federation Ranked Reagan as a number one break dancer in the world. This was so controversial that the Federation had to come out with an explanation They said she got to the top because of the weird ranking system Which only counted a few competitions outside of the Olympics and qualifying events.
Starting point is 00:46:29 So one performance gave her enough points to earn that top seat. I don't know, Sarah, this still sounds fishy to me. Yeah, I mean, there were some very amazing women competing that day. Shout out to Nika from Lithuania. I loved her. And in early November, Ray Gun came out and announced she would no longer compete in breakdancing. That's probably for the best. I mean, are there some very interesting aspects of the story? Definitely. Is this a scam? Looks like, unfortunately, no. Okay, Sachi. As we're looking ahead to the new year, what do you want to see in 2025?
Starting point is 00:47:08 Do you have any resolutions? I want to see more women scammers or non-binary or trans people. Why should the scamming be left to the boys? I want to see more diversity in crime. As for personal resolutions, you can check out my book, Sucker Punch, which will be out in March and is available for pre-order now. Sarah, what are your resolutions? Do you want to see another scam or pivot
Starting point is 00:47:30 to romance novels, maybe? I do think George Santos could write something incredible. I mean, will I read it? Probably not. Will it be written by AI? Definitely. But seriously, I'm trying to aim for something doable, like, you know, cleaning my room. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, every year I resolve to learn how to juggle and every year I don't do it.
Starting point is 00:47:55 I'm gonna learn how to juggle with you this year. Okay, we're gonna do it together. So that is our show, folks. I guess it's time for us to finish up our fruitcake and toast to the most American thing of all, scamming. Cheers! If you like Scamplincers, you can listen to every episode early and ad-free right now by joining Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple podcasts. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.
Starting point is 00:48:38 This is the Scamfluencers holiday special. I'm Sarah Haggi. And I'm Sachie Cole. Our associate producer, Lexi Peery, wrote this episode. Additional writing by us, Sarah And I'm Sachie Cole. Our associate producer Lexi Peery wrote this episode. Additional writing by us, Sarah Hagge and Sachie Cole. Olivia Briley and Eric Thurm are our story editors. Fact checking by Lexi Peery. Sound design by Sam Ada.
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