Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - A Scheananigans Friendsgiving

Episode Date: November 29, 2019

It's a regular cornucopia of friends and family gathered round the mics to celebrate Thanksgiving with a little...cooking and podcasting? Let's talk food, traditions, and fun. But most importantly, let's play a little game with Brock to help us learn Australian slang! Special thanks to this episode's sponsors! Hulu - Start your free trial at hulu.com.  Rakuten - Sign up today at rakuten.com.  Best Fiends - Download Best Fiends Stars for free on the apple app store or google play.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And again, Hulu.com, start your free trial Hulu has the TV you love Only $5.99 a month. From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now here's your host, Sheena Shea. What's up, you guys? We are getting into some fun family shenanigans at my house in Palm Springs on Thanksgiving. We actually do a friends giving on Thanksgiving. So I have a bunch of my friends out in the living room, but I was like, you know what?

Haven't posted this week. Need to do a podcast. So I'm going to be pulling in, tagging in some friend guests, some family, but we're starting with a little family game and it's going to be Australian slang. So here, I know I've mentioned him a bit on my previous podcast. But my boyfriend, Brock, is here. What's going on, guys? How you doing? To grace us with his accent. G'day.

Wait, do you say that when it's like night too? Yeah, it's always a good day. Okay. Was there ever like a good night? I like that. Good night? I don't know. You'll probably be passed out if you have a good day because it's okay yeah good day was there ever like a good night i like that good night i don't know before you passed out if you have a good night you know you have a good day you better be sleeping at any time yes and sis is here courtney hi guys and my dad hey right here rvo r RVO. We do a chant. So Brock doesn't know this yet, but my dad's nickname is also RVO.

Okay. So on Father's Day this summer, we did a drinking and podcasting with him, but we did a lot of drinking before the podcasting. Yeah, a little too much. I'm getting a trend with these podcasts. That's good. Yeah. It was cool.

It was still fun and emotional at the same time. Yeah. It was cool. It was still fun. Emotional at the same time. Yeah. Dad started crying. Yeah. I know. How many White Claws did he drink? It was really hard.

So anyways, no crying right now. Nope. So I was like, let's start this one a little earlier. We're only on like White Claw, I think number four. Yeah. So here we go. Brock. All right. Take it away.

I want to play a game. And then I want to tell him the Bali story. But I've been waiting for you to be here. We've got five questions for everybody, for the family. And keep the mic to your mouth, babe. What's that? Just keep the mic to your mouth. So we've got five questions going here.

The first question is, what is shark biscuit? Shark biscuit? Shark biscuit. Shark biscuit. Biscuit. Shark biscuit? Shark biscuit. Shark biscuit.

Sounds like a nice hard alcohol shot. Okay. Nearly. He said shark. Shark. I know. Like a bite. And it's a biscuit.

You're on it. You're on it. So it's kids at the beach. Interesting. Little tigers running around at the beach. Shark biscuit. That's kind of fucked up I like that shark bait

wow totally off on that one I thought it was going to be some cute goldfish cracker shark bait kids on the beach we've got this one for you mate so you might get this one hard yakka well when those guys drink too many of those on the beach. We've got this one for you, mate. So you might get this one. Hard yakka. Ew.

Well, when those guys make too many of those alcohol. I'm sick with the alcohol and then they're going to blow some chunks. I feel like Australians are full of drunks.

No, hard yakka is what you do. It's hard work. Hard yakka. Oh, yeah. I do the hard yakka. I do that too. I do the hard yakka shit.

All right. Three out of five. We're going to go for a dunny. What is a dunny? Can you spell that, please? I could use it in a term too. Yeah. Man, I'll hardy up this shit. All right, 305, we're going to go for a dunny. What is a dunny? Can you spell that, please? I could use it in a term, too. Okay. I need to go to the dunny.

I think when a kangaroo puts a big old dunny on your front porch. Yeah, you can take the dunny. Oh, got it. You want to use the dunny. Dunny is toilet, guys. Uh-huh. Restrooms in America. Do you actually say that, like, all the time, or is that just, like, another term?

No, it's quite easy. It's easier than saying restroom. No, but you say, they all say toilet like in Australia. Like I asked where the restroom was and they looked at me weird. I'm like,

excuse me, the toilet? Who's resting in the room? You know what I mean? In the USA, people say bathroom. There's no bathtub in that thing.

So it's not a bathroom. Yeah, we're dumb. Yeah. The toilet. Where's the toilet? Here we go. Last two. We got ripper.

What is a ripper? Shit, when you're cruising that wave, dude, and you're getting that curl, you're just tearing it up cruising that thing. Hey, it's good. It's fantastic. So you little Ripper. You're doing well.

Fantastic. There you go. That's a ding ding right there. Ripper that thing. Hell yeah. Shred that wave. All right. We've got one more for you, and it is Chocoblock.

Court, it's all on you, babe. Chocoblock? Chocoblock. You find a all on you, babe. Chock-a-block? Chock-a-block. You find a friend, you can... Chock-a-block. Oh, what are you... Chock-a-block. Is it like a cock-block? No?

I think when you're having a good time with your conversation with your bro, man, you're just chocking-a-block with him. That's probably a chin-wag is what we call that one. We have a good conversation.

Chock-a-block, mate. Chock-a-block is your full. So after Thanksgiving, you're chock-a-block. Oh, you're full. You're full. You're not. I was way mate. Choco block is your full. So after Thanksgiving, your choco block. Oh, you're full. You're full. You're not. I was way off.

Choco block. My accent might get into the vocabulary or the words announcing it. You guys might get lost in that one. Choco block. That's why I needed a spelling for one of those. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

There we go. You're a hard guy. I've never been there. I got a cousin that lives in Australia and I don't know any of this shit. That's pretty cool. Mate, I got That's it. You're a hard guy. I've never been there. I got a cousin that lives in Australia, and I don't know any of this shit. That's pretty cool. I got to surprise your daughter in Australia, actually, but it turned out we weren't going to Uluru.

So you want to tell them that story? Yeah. So, I mean, Mom knows the story because she was in on it the whole time. I was also in on it. How can I? I had to write her an... What was it called? Itinerary.

An itinerary. It was pretty good, too. Yeah. It was so detailed. So, for all of you guys, I know I said I wanted to wait to tell this story when Brock was here so you could hear it in his accent, but we'll both tell it. Okay. So I think we're going to this place called Uluru, which is in like the middle of the outback. And we were.

The original plan was to take it to Uluru. Magical, red dirt, dusty, romantic. I've seen Crocodile Dundee. Middle of Australia. Like, show what a hard yakker we are. You know, red dirt, dusty romantic. I've seen Crocodile Dundee. Middle of Australia. Like, show what a hard yakker we are. You know, what good blokes we are. That was the image I wanted to post. Wait, is a bloke a good word?

Yeah. It's like a bro, right? Yeah, it's a good bloke. Oh, see, I was talking shit about someone the other day, and I was like, this British bloke. And I thought I was calling him like an asshole. Yeah, we'll catch up on his words for this podcast. Okay, he's a wanker.

So Crocodile Dundee was out there in the outback. That's he's a wanker that's the red back that's what it is it's beautiful so that's what he was planning on taking your daughter they have this thing where it's like this light field in Uluru and it looked like the northern lights on the ground but like man made but like so dope

so I'm so excited about this light field and he had to break it to me so that's where i thought i was going that's what i packed for i asked mom i was like do i need to bring anything like she's like just bring a lot of sunglasses and a lot of bathing suits so i did that so he gets me all the way to the airport and i've now been in gold coast for a couple of days his family we we had dinner with them and went out. And everyone blew the surprise multiple times. And I just didn't get it.

Diary of the mouth. All of us. Myself, my sister at the table. I was even sitting in the car with her driving from Brisbane to Gold Coast for dinner. And my mate calls me. And he's like, hey, bro, how you doing? We're trying to catch up with him. And we're driving in the car.

And he's like, oh, what are you up to? was like oh look bro i've got this plan we're gonna go on a i just got back from bali but now i'm gonna leave well you didn't say you just got back you're like oh we're doing gold coast for a couple days and then bali for a week and then i kind of looked at him and then his friend on the phone goes weren't you just in bali and he goes oh yeah sorry he goes i'm high i just hit her vape pen. Is that what you Australians do as you guys go from there to Bali? Is that a natural thing? It's like a usual Mexico trip

if you're in California, SoCal. It's that close. And some of the workers that work in the mines and that, they make more money there and then it's fly to Bali. It's three, four hours if you're on that side of Australia, Perth and that.

That's cool. Bali is mini Australia pretty much. Aussie's everywhere but he was just there a week before so his friend was like weren't you just there and he was like oh yeah sorry and i was like no and then i was thinking not even like oh maybe he's surprising me taking me to bali no didn't cross my mind at all because he was just there and i was so bitter about it i was like you're never taking me to bali you already went there without me so i did not think that at all so i was thinking i was, wait, maybe he's lying to his friend because he doesn't want him to know we're going to Uluru.

Like, I did not think surprise trip to Bali. I guess his sister said something at dinner right over my head. Everybody said it. At dinner, she was sitting at the table. She was like, oh, so you're going to love going to Bali. When you're there, I'll send you some items. And I was like, yeah, and I was like, yeah, I mean, kicking her under the table. But she keeps going with the conversation.

Oh, there's a really good place to get shoes done. And the whole table just looked at my sister. And I was like, yeah, no plans to go anytime soon. But thanks. Straight over the head. So I was like, yeah, we got away with that one somehow. You had no idea. No idea.

That is so cool. I just knew when we got to Uluru, he had a surprise for me. Yeah. Mom talked about it for a while. And I thought it was so great. Your mom told all of us. Yeah. Yeah. The dumb one that got me was when your mom was like,

so how are you going to get her through the airport? And straight away, I had to make it up because I didn't actually think about this one. I was like, you're right. How am I going to do that? Came up with a miracle plan straight on. I was like, all I'm going to do is just convince them that we're going to Uluru. So that was my goal. So whenever we got to the airport, I just had to send us somewhere else.

So when you fly in the airports in Australia, probably here as well, you can get your bags wrapped. So I was like, hey, babe, let's wrap our bag. I didn't want to wrap my bag, but we just wrapped the bag. Oh, you didn't want to wrap it? It's 30 bucks. I don't want to waste money on wrapping a bag. If they want to put something in there and smuggle it in there.

I've never heard of wrapping a bag. No, TSA will just cut it open. So I was like, why waste the money? I know she is not stupid. I don't know how you got away with that because she knows her planes. Just on top of it. She knows. Because here's what he said.

He said, can you just let me be the man and take care of you? Be the man, baby. You always take care of everyone else. You do everything for everyone else. He goes, just give me your passport. When we get to the airport, he goes, let me take care of it. And I was like, well, I'm not going to emasculate you. So sure, fucking handle it then.

So I asked zero questions. Well, Brock, you know, she almost tried to blow it the day before. She's like, can you check me in for the flight? I don't have the itinerary. And like Brock's asleep. And like, we are not checked in. And I was just like, oh, I don't know. 24 hours before the flight.

I told mom, I was like, what do I say? And she was like, so we both just came up, which was true. I was like, I don't have the confirmation code. I just like, I have the flight, but that won't that won't help you like sorry trying to sink the surprise on me woman that is so cool so we got away with it yeah so did you find out the gate or no they're not like hi welcome to jet no like you're going to go ahead of all you guys don't worry about it he leaves me with the bag being wrapped he He's like, I'm going to run to the bathroom. He's gone. To the toilet.

This is checkpoint one I've got to get past, actually. Yeah, so he says he's going to the toilet. And I'm like, oh, he probably has to take his shit. It's been 10 minutes. I'm just waiting with the bags. But I'm like, you've been gone longer than just taking a piss. So I was like, yeah, so that's just what I thought. And I was like, whatever, he's in the toilet.

So then he comes back. And he's like, okay, so we go over to the gate. And the woman, the stewardess woman, she recognized me. And she was just, so he was just like, oh, shit, is she like about to blow it? Because like she just got excited that she saw Sheena. Saw Sheena. She saw Brock and got excited. Who's this Sheena girl? Look at that.

The world's changed. The world's changed right there. I see you and I get excited, honey. Wow. All right. I'm out of here. Peace out. So when he went to the toilet, as I say in quotes, he actually went over to the gate and was like, look, my girlfriend doesn't know that we're going to Bali.

So when we come up to check her in, just please don't say anything like she thinks we're going to Uluru. Perfect. bali so when we come up to check her in just please like don't say anything like she thinks we're going to ularu perfect so this woman is totally in on this and she was like oh have you been to ularu before what are you most excited oh there's this light field and i'm so stoked on this fucking light field i don't know it's not sure but do you not have like the flat screen tv that's like i know it's like no, but there was no TV on the plane. But Court, you're talking about the terminals.

She's talking about standing in front of the gates. Trust me. So once we go for the check-in and I'm like, hey, we're going to go over here. We were just moving. We were just moving.

I was going to go to moving all through this terminal. Sheena's not that stupid. I don't get it. So once we did check-in, just holding her hand and talking about this airport about, oh, that's where

they used to say goodbye to all your friends. We were just walking through this terminal. Oh my God, you did do that. And I was like, oh, I'm like a tour guide just distracted. I'm a magician right now. I'm like, I'm getting this.

Pre-9-11, you were still able to, like, come into the airport and wave. And he's like, yeah, so up there. I'm just not paying attention. But then I stop, and I'm, like, looking at the boards, and I was like, I don't see Uluru. And I'm like, what gate number are we? And he's like, what did I tell you? Let me handle it. I know what gate number we're at. Just go. I was like, I don't see Uluru. And I'm like, what gate number are we? And he's like, what did I tell you? Let me handle it.

I know what gate number we're at. Just go. I was like, okay. Again, I'm just going to let you handle it. You are so on it. You look at all the boards. Yeah. We're supposed to be at gate 15 over here.

But I. That was the biggest problem. I was like, how am I going to get her on this plane. Because I'm a control freak. And get her to walk up to a gate that says Barclays. Because I thought the surprise was going to be at the gate. Like that was going to be the big reveal. All along. Because we walked up to the gate. And I saw. Because I thought the surprise was going to be at the gate. Like that was going to be the big reveal. All it was was we walked up to the gate

and I saw the next to the gate, we're in 53. This was 52. Next to it was Port Villa. And I was like, bang. Hey, babe, we're flying to Port Villa. And the flight's five hours. We actually have to circle around because it's such a hot desert

that weather conditions keep us in the air for so long. Because Hula-Roo is two hours. I didn't look into how long the flight was. And then all we i saw the gate i saw that i was like babe i think there's a late gate change so we took a seat and i said let me go let me go see if there's a late gate change ran up there i'm like hey when you see me walk back up in 10 minutes pretend it's a late gate change and say late gate change to all the room and then wave to us and we'll run up don't worry about that it's a gate change change. And guess what? We walked up there. He said it was called Port Villa.

And I'm like, okay, maybe when you land in Uluru, you land in Port Villa, then you drive to Uluru. Didn't think anything of it. So yeah, then we get to the gate and they're like, oh, last minute gate change. And then all the people behind us, my brain went to like, oh, one of them maybe recognizes me

because they were kind of looking at me weird. And so like all these people are staring at me and I'm like, are you going to ask for a picture? Are you going to say hi? You're just like staring. And then they're probably thinking like, wait,

is there a gate change? Like we're all going to Bali. Like what the fuck? So we're like on the like jetway thing. And he's like doing a video. He's like, baby, you're excited about the big rock.

And I was like the rock. I don't know. And all the people again, Dwayne staring at me weird. And they're just like looking like, what is this girl? Whatever. Brock, you pulled that off so well.

I was so bummed out. We got on the plane. This is when she found out. At the end of the plane, we go to sit in our seats. And I was like, okay, she's got noise canceling Bose headphones. She's wearing them right now.

So she loves these things. She's having them with her. They're Beats by Dre. Beats by Dre. Beats by Dre. Shout out to them. I was like, I got to put them on her head so no one, she can't hear people talk. And I'll cut her line. We'll just go to sleep real quick.

And then some dickhead that didn't know where his bag was complained about it because he couldn't put it above his head. He's like, you'll get it when you get to Bali. And she looked at me. I was like, oh. No, straight away. I still got away with it. I was like, Bali, babe.

It's a layover. Uluru. Then they go to Bali. And then I'm like looking oh. No, straight away, I still got away with it. I was like, Bali, babe, it's a layover, Uluru, then they go to Bali. And then I'm like looking around the plane. I'm like, this is a pretty full flight to go to the middle of the outback. These people don't look like they're dressed for the middle of the outback. And then I was like, are we? And he's like, surprise. And I was like. I'm getting the bag out.

And the flight attendant was like, hey, guys, it's a cruisy six-hour flight to Bali, Denpasar. The weather there is. I was like, you dick. I looked at her. I was like, surprise, we're going to Bali. Apparently you didn't pay the captain enough. I need to get him in on it too. But then I was like, wait, how long is this flight?

Where are we going? My passport. And then I like started to like freak out for a second. And I was like, oh, this is why you told me not to travel with marijuana because we're going to Indonesia. I was like, leave all of these things back home. I mean, I feel like I'd low-key be mad that I didn't like get to pack for Bali because like I've had these pants that I've been planning on wearing in Bali for years.

Yeah, I thought I was going to Uluru and didn't bring the Bali pants. Like I'd be really upset. So first thing we did. No, I just have pants that I bought. When I go to Bali. You're on a flight to Bali. Shut up. So the first thing we did when we went there there we went to this place where he got me custom

cowboy boots made for stagecoach next year and then we went shopping in the markets and i got a full bali wardrobe okay yes that works out then yeah and then we atv'd through the mud we saw waterfalls we did our dirty dancing move at the waterfall went to the monkey forest like hung out with elephants it was a dope trip it was totally amazing i just everyone's like are you stupid like how did you not know you were going to bali and i'm like because i've learned my lesson emasculating men i've dated in the past and i refuse to ever do that again i'm like i don't need to be a control freak you want boys yes i'm like you want to be the man and take care of it fucking handle I don't need to be a control freak. Boys, yes. I'm like, you want to be the man and take care of it? Fucking handle it. Don't ask me any questions, and I'm just going to follow you.

Brock, you really took care of my daughter. You surprised the hell out of her, and you did a damn great job. It was the best trip I've ever been on as a grown-ass man. That was cool. Yeah. That's so cool. Thanks, mate. Thanks for trusting me with your daughter.

Cheers. Mate, that itinerary. They say that in Australia, right? Cheers. Cheers. There we go. Cheers, mate. Cheers with the tinnies. I'm mango. White claws. Iinerary. They say that in Australia, right? Cheers. Cheers. There we go. Cheers, mate. Cheers with the tinnies.

On mango. White claws. I'm in. I'm in. Do they have white claws in Australia? No, but I'd love to take it there. I'm thinking about trademarking it and trying to figure that one out too. Fun one.

Wait, do they have Coors Light? No. I'm not going. We have beer, mate. 4X is the guy. In Bali, we had bintang. The lemon one was so good. The Bali beer.

Oh, my God. And then we had noodles every day. We had a private chef at this villa we stayed at. They came in. The shit in Bali is so inexpensive. It was insane. We both got hair masks, braids, head massage, full body massage at our villa by the pool overlooking the beach for $30 each. A full hour massage, hair masks, and braids.

Two hours of just body treatment. We lived it up for sure. I was like, we're millionaires here. Let's come here every year. I want to do a month in Bali. Shout out to Bali. If anyone's listening, hit us up because we're coming back. And we know about it this time.

I definitely want to see it because I am Dutch and Dutch and Indonesia, do they speak? What language do they speak? I don't know. Is there a correlation between Dutch and Indonesia?

Dutch and Indonesia is an Indonesian island. I think Indonesia, it was a Dutch colony or something weird. Like one of them was a colony of the other. I don't know which one.

Yeah. So, I don't know where you guys are. I don't know if Bali is just its own, but I know Dutch Indonesia is the damn food I love. We have Dutch Indonesian food, yeah. Yeah. We'll look into it. We'll take a next year. Yeah, definitely.

That's where satay and nasi goreng and all that fun stuff came from. Yeah. The noodles in Bali were so good. We had them every morning. I want to have that for Thanksgiving dinner instead. Noodles? Yeah. Yeah. The noodles in Bali were so good. We had them every morning. I want to have that for Thanksgiving dinner instead. Noodles? Yeah. Yeah.

They were bomb. Satay. Satay. Dad, I told mom, I was like, you've been cooking all morning. Take a break. I don't think she's cooking. No, I feel like she's on her phone playing that game.

Oh, my God. That game I showed her. Go check her out. Yeah. Hey, everybody, have a happy Thanksgiving game I showed her. Go check her out. Yeah. Hey, everybody have a happy Thanksgiving. I know I'm going to have one

and I can only feel it already. R-O-V-A. I can't even say it. R-V-O. R-V-O. R-V-O. In the house. In the house.

R-V-O-L. Hey, love you all. Let me go find my wife. Well done, buddy. Love you all. Babe,

what game is your mom playing right now? The Best Fiends game. Oh, the new one. Best Fiends Stars. Yeah. Have you played that one yet? Not yet, but I've been watching your mom trying to cook dinner, and she has a phone on one

hand, and she keeps trying to cook. I downloaded it on a plane. When I was bored, I always download a bunch of games. Yeah. And that game, I literally played it the entire flight home from Miami, and then I showed mom, and now she doesn't get off her phone. know she's always on her phone but no that game's fun i mean first it's like it's super colorful and it's like all the characters are really cute and there's um like a fun social feature that allows you to team up with friends and family

so we could actually all play together so we should have a little like best fiend stars yeah thanksgiving oh hey hi mom welcome back to the conversation thanks i kind of took a minute break yeah minute well a few minute break what level did you get to i tell you you're gonna be jealous okay we'll just have to play together but dude she's probably on like 100 something by now. I know, right? I'm kind of obsessed. I'm pretty obsessed with this game. It's pretty cool.

It's one of those where you match and blast your way through explosive puzzles and then collect tons of cute characters and they're adorbs. They are cute. They're like little cute little bugs.

Yeah. So if you guys want to play as well, you can download Best Fiends Stars, which is the new one, for free on Apple App Store or Google Play. So now that our phones are all put away. Yes, I put mine away now. We were just filling in dad on like all the deets

of how he surprised me at the airport. Dad's like, but you're not a stupid person. Like, how did you not get it? I'm like, because he said, let me be the man and handle it. And I said, okay. Well, I questioned him. It was the exact time. Yeah, because I said, I don't think you could handle it. And I said, okay. Well, I questioned him.

It was the exact tone. Yeah, because I said, I don't think you could pull this off, but I mean, good luck. You were the only one that reminded me of like, hey, Brock, you're about to go into an airport. How are you going to get it through this? I did. I might have to call you for some help.

I texted him and he was going to be dropping off a rental car and whatnot. But I mean, it was pretty amazing the weeks prior, him planning all of this out. I mean, was pretty amazing the weeks prior him planning all of this out I mean I was so impressed with this full itinerary which I showed you just like a week ago um every detail prior to booking the airbnbs he showed me these airbnbs and we went over things like that but I was still concerned um getting you through the airport. He explained all of that. But there was even a point a part where he was holding the tickets

and I'm like, why will you not tell me what gate we're at? Like I was just like, I just want to know if we're in sitting in the right area. But what I had told him too is that, you know, you travel so often, like weekly, most often by yourself. You're used to being in charge and having to pay attention. Yeah, but international I'm like, you take care of this shit. is your world exactly and you were kind of letting him

take the reins and go with it and you put your phone in front of your face and you're probably just playing a game yeah i was playing best fiends and then it all worked well mom can you imagine like dad or like my boyfriend ever planning a trip for us because that just like wouldn't happen i've been with dad 36 years babe and it's never dad doesn't even know what airbnb is but um that's also me liking to be in control of everything i know and i just let go i was like okay that's fine you take care of it but at one point i snatched the tickets out of his hand to look at what gate we're at didn't look at where we're going because i thought we're going to uru i just looked for that and he like snatched it back he goes let me in.

And I was like, and then when we got on the plane, once I found out, I looked and I'm like, oh, they say Bali. So like, obviously. That's amazing. Yeah.

Here we go, mom. I just wanted to say thank you for all of your hard work you've been doing today. We appreciate you. What's the word? Hard work. Oh, yeah.

Hard work was hard yaka. Hard yaka. You did all the hard yaka that you've been doing. And now on your resting break, now that you're not playing Best Fiends, we're going to play a little Australian slang game with you. Are you ready? Oh, yeah, there's more.

There's some for you. We got five each. Your dad came harder. Yeah, three out of five. I'm down. Let's go. All right. You're up.

Okay. Wait, just so I get this straight. You're going to say a word that's a common phrase or something in Australia. Yes. Bang on. And we have to guess. Can we just like yell it out? You guys can just guess. You can talk amongst yourselves.

And if you can find a friend, you can find a friend. You got your daughters in here. If you need me to spell it out for you because my enunciation of the words might be. Annunciation. That's not a word, babe. There you have it. There you have it, guys. You say enunciation. You say enunciation. the words might be... Annunciation? That's not a word, babe. There you have it, guys. You say enunciation, you say enunciation.

I would say pronunciation. I would say pronunciation. Pronunciation. Yeah, you're right. My bad. Missed a P in that one. Okay, so let's... All right, let's give it a go, shall we?

Yes. The illiterate over here is going to start with you. All right, Mum, what does the word whoop whoop mean? Ooh. Whoop whoop. I don't know, but Sheena and Gordon, your dad said it to me last night. No. I'm just kidding. Why would you say that? I don't... That was a joke. Whoop whoop mean i don't know but sheena and gordon your dad said it to me last night why would you say that i don't that was a joke yeah like come on hurry up let's go

oh that's that's a good little whip whip now whoop whoop is in the middle of nowhere i am in whoop whoop oh we call that something else what do you call it over here the middle of nowhere. But mom said. Oh, bumfuck Egypt. BFE, bumfuck Egypt. There you go. It's close. Okay, yeah, middle of nowhere. I want to go to Egypt.

Here's a good one for you. Budgie smugglers. You're right, babe. Wait a minute. Mid-clawed in there or what? Okay, wait, I know this. I don't know this. But you should know it.

But can I say last night? Yes. Getting ready to go into the pool, Brock came out in some Speedos and I saw some writing across his curvy butt. Can I say that? And it said, I said, what does that say? And I think it said Budgie Smugglers. Hang on there, mate. So I don't really know what it means.

You're hearing this, guys, endorse it. It sounds like a brand of Speedos. It sounds like a really hard name for like a band. It's a pair of Speedos, but it's an Australian brand Speedo called Budgie Smugglers. They've got a nice sleek cut up on the arch there on the mid-thigh. This is not an ad. If you want it to be an ad, Budgie, I'm okay with it. I've got Splash House coming up.

But yeah, Budgie Smugglers, a pair of Speedos. So I'm doing good. You're doing good so i asked him yesterday i was like i go even though it's raining like i'm still heating up the pool i still want to go in i was like did you bring a speedo he goes is that a trick question i go wait is this a trick question i go is that just one of those things that you automatically always pack he's like yeah duh and she's like but it's raining i was like rain hail or snow and i sent her a video of me snowboarding last year and i thought it was a gift I didn't know that was him

I saw it, that was insane alright we've got one here this is going for you mom bludger if you like I can put it in a sentence you're a bludger an amazing person let's go the other end of amazing let's think about the a bludger. An amazing person.

Let's go the other end of amazing. Let's go bludger. Let's think about the word bludge. Useless. Yeah, close. Someone who's lazy, generally relies on others. They just bludge off other people. I've been up since the crack-a-ton cooking.

And we've been bludging. I've been bludging, actually, because every time some hard work comes out, a.k.a. tables being moved and that, or potatoes being peeled, I seem to rock up at the right time to offer some help. Brock walks up to Sheena after she peels like 10 pounds of potatoes and she has the last one in her hand. He says, can I help you? Perfect timing. All right, here we go.

We're doing this now. What is chinwag? Chinwag? He said it earlier. Chinwag, I did. Chinwag. Yep. We're having a chinwag. A said it earlier. Chin wag. I did. Chin wag. Yep. We're having a chin wag.

A get together. Like a party. Like a party. Like a kickback. Imagine a dog shaking its tail, but your chin, you're talking, right? Yeah. So you're having a conversation. Oh, conversation.

Oh, that kind of makes sense. Chin wag. There we go. Oh, interesting. Well done, mom. Those are the five wrestling words. You can use them. Whoop, whoop, tinny, budgie smugglers, bludger, and chinwag.

Do you actually use all of these on a daily basis? Yeah, so there was like 123 that I was going through, and I was pulling out the ones that, and let's be real, spoiler alert, I'm actually born in New Zealand. Right. But I get the best of both worlds because I was raised in Australia. But yeah, these are common terms, but the boys back in Australia sound a lot better saying them, that's for sure. So are there like kiwi terms too that are they just like the same i think new zealand's just a lot of sounds we're like chipper hey you know there's a lot of like

it's like we're at the zoo we're getting hollered out on melrose we just have sounds and whistles and you know head and head nods. There you go. Gotcha. All right. Sounds kind of like Neanderthal-ish. Yeah. Yeah. Mom, I'm going to tag you out because I know you need to finish some stuff. And will you tag in Danica? I can.

Yeah. Go get her. Courtney. Hi. Danica is- What are you doing, mate? You ready for your five questions or what? Oh, it's my turn?

Yes. Yes. Let's finish up the family feud and then we've got Danica coming in. Danica is a new cast member next season on Vanderpump Rules. She's my manager at Sir. She's dope, but don't piss her off

because she can be scary. Boom. But before she gets here, let's play. Let's have some fun. Ready? We got one for you at the end too. Are these handpicked for me?

Yes. I picked appropriate. I wasn't going to get your mom to ask what a stiffy is, but Courtney. Oh, so I get asked those? What is a stiffy? Is it like a boner?

Here you go. That's bang on the money. Well done. Okay, cool. I'm one for one. You're one for one. All right. Here's another good one for you.

Legless. You get legless. That's an intense one. When you're having sex? Oh, you're a little sister, mate. I'm just guessing. Okay. It was close. It's when someone's an intense. When you're having sex. Oh, like, I don't know. You're a little sister, mate. I'm just guessing. Okay. It was close.

It was, yeah. It's when you, when someone's really drunk. Oh, I just thought legless, like your legs are up or something weird. I don't know.

Well, we know where her mind goes. Okay, cool. Brock said he handpicked the appropriate, the ones that weren't appropriate for mom. I wasn't going to ask your mom what a stiffy was. Danica is now joining us.

So if you do want to chime in. Yeah, you could. You could say Courtney on this. She's got three more left. Okay. What does fair dinkum mean? What is it? Fair dinkum.

Fair dinkum. Fair dinkum. Fair dinkum. Fair dinkum, mate. Like, can you use it in a sentence? Yeah. All right. Fair dinkum.

Is it like, oh, for sure? Yeah. Fair dinkum. Is it like, oh, for sure? Yeah. Fair dinkum. Like, yeah, honestly. Okay, cool. That makes sense. Okay. Understand like, oh, that makes sense.

Like that's fair. Yeah, it's fair dinkum. It's fair dinkum. Oh, yeah, it's true. Yes. Fair. But that's a fair. Not like a fair like a carnival.

Like fair as in fair. Got it. We're good? Got it. Okay. And then we've got one more finish it off for everybody it would be root rat a root rat a root rat make it up we use root often i was gonna say this could go a couple different ways like at first my my mind went to like a

vegan you know like they eat like roots you know like a root rat like i like that one we're gonna call jamie your little root rat oh that like that one. We're going to call Jamie a root rat. Jamie, you're a little root rat. Oh, but I know that's not it. That's just like what my mind thought of. It's a good one

because it's a PG rated version of the root rat. Is it like a shady person? Like you're like a root rat? Like you're like... Yeah, could be a little shady. I've been called this before,

so let's be careful. Like a snake, like a root rat, you know, like snakes are like in the roots or something. Root rack. Honey, you want to have a crack at this one? No, you called me it earlier.

Someone who enjoys sex. Danica is a root rack for sure. I'm definitely a root. What is it? A root rack. Like a root rack. Oh, my God. I love that.

That's so funny. We'll bring that one to America Yes Cool I think you won that one You can think of four out of five Thanks What's my prize? A trip to Bali?

Yes Don't forget your pants Well welcome Danica To Shenanigans Hello Thank you I said we're just like Tagging people in

Tagging people out Just having a variety show and some Aussie slang. Okay. Yeah. So I know you've already heard all of the stories because when you met Brock, I think I was filling you in on all the surprises and everything. Definitely. But was there anything that I hadn't told you yet that you wanted to ask now that both of us are here? Are we doing the Q&A now? Okay. Okay. So a Q&A about you and Sheena's relationship. Like, what do you think most people like would ask like right off the bat? I think that I kind of want to know like what you first thought of when you met Sheena.

Oh, here we go. And what does your family think? Well, that's that's a different one because they know Sheena for Sheena. And then then I'll introduce her as my girlfriend,ena uh girlfriend sheena is the only sheena i know which is good for me i think yeah but um what was the question wait were they fans of vanderpump rules yes but not fans of sheena but you know it is it is what it is yeah but now now we're friends but no so when we first met i just thought she was cute her friend i've met a couple of friends now and i was like oh la chicks stay away from these girls and then um and then we know just chatting and then the next day i just

figure out who she was because i didn't know anything about her so my mate told me her name went on social media and i was like who is this chick a thousand million followers whatever slins with dms and then we hung out. And from the get-go, it was just fun. It was easy and it was good. So I liked it from the beginning. And then to get to realize her other world she lives in and that, it's pretty interesting.

But it's been a bit of a good trip for me. I enjoy it. Yeah. You've been a really good sport. I really like that about you. For me, it's just more attractive to see her be a boss and do her thing. And then I can do me. And then together we can just do it.

Well, do each other. Yeah. We're a couple. I love that. Yeah. So I brought him to BravoCon with me, not knowing the level it was going to be of insanity. Yeah. And so literally the first night we're walking out of our car.

I know there's going to be like paparazzi and stuff. But I was just like, and we haven't like we still haven't posted like a static post yet. First night, we're walking out of our car. I know there's going to be like paparazzi and stuff. But I was just like, and we haven't like we still haven't posted like a static post yet. I'm like, you know what? You guys don't get that yet. Like, well, I'll post some stories here and there. So you can see a little bit like we're doing this podcast. But I mean, I don't really get much of a private life, obviously. And you're not going to have much of one anymore soon either.

But I just feel like every other guy I've dated i've always like shoved down people's throats and like posted and posted and posted and just like minutes seven minutes thanks mate we can touch that one later it's a soft subject for me for sure stop wait okay we can tell danica i just got that okay for all the listeners I think you maybe heard me just like telling this a little bit earlier. But for all of you listeners, Brock and I had a very fun interaction this weekend with an ex. My ex. The ex. This is actually a really, really good story.

He's a good guy. Before we get into the story, story though I'm not going to judge The fucking asshole makes me put a TV up in under 7 minutes That's all I have to say about him But he's a good guy To be clear The framework was already drilled in the wall He simply took it out of the box

Put it on, plugged it in and turned it on In under 7 minutes At one point you hyped that up so much Why? I don't know because I felt like I had to... You've never had a man hang up a TV in two minutes? Because I had just never really been with a man who had hung up anything.

You just haven't been with a man. Let's just put it right there. Sheena has never been with a man until right now. No, and I thought... I like you, Max. Sorry, bro. He's a boy. He'll say that about himself.

He knows. But, I mean, and shay you know great person like i loved him i married him obviously but i was the handyman of the house i was the one who put everything together and hung everything up that's what task rabbits for well 10 years ago it wasn't a thing i didn't even have an iphone okay so when i started dating rob i was like oh my god he put the hitch on my car, and he hung a TV, and I was like so impressed by the dumbest, littlest things,

and I felt like I needed to like overcompensate and just like shove him down people's throats because I was like, oh my God, look, I'm with like a man,

and he's older, and he does all these things, and I just like bragged so much. It was so annoying. you shoved him down their throats all right. So with Brock, I'm like,

I don't really. Seven minutes. I don't. Where'd your head just go to just then? But I was like i every question on the red carpet at bravo con was about him and i was just like i'm like you know what he's amazing he's not going anywhere so like stay tuned and they're like but can you give us anything i'm like i don't need to like just everyone's gonna get to know him on their own time and like i just i don't need to because

he's amazing on his own. But so we had to say that now because everyone is getting it. We get it. This is the first time I've said this on my podcast. So true. Anyway, it's going back to the Bravo con story. So we're not going to like get out of the car and walk up like holding hands with paparazzi and fans and everything. Because we hadn't really posted much other than our vacation.

And it was just so overwhelming. There's hundreds of people, cameras everywhere. And I was like, we get into watch what happens live. And I was like, just so you know, it's not always like this.

Like if you go out with me, like it was crazy. But by the end of the weekend, he like was in the middle of the crowd when I was performing good as gold, doing the splits on stage in front of 2,300 people. And he just like blended in. I was like, yeah,

baby. And you got along with everyone so well. I was like, okay, that was, it wasn't like it was a test, but I'm like, if you can like handle this,

like, okay, this is good because not a lot of people could handle that type of attention. Yeah, for sure. And it was just insane. But anyway, I don't even know where i was going with that story but basically no i loved it though i loved i loved the whole ride oh wait oh back to

rob so i know we literally were two peas in a pod we are both dory we're telling a story in mid sentence we go what were we just talking about so so he's standing in so bryce vine one of my like good friends if you guys have not heard his music free ad for bryce vine go download his song he just did one with loud luxury i'm not all right it's like it's he's so dope he's so talented the whole album is so good so we are there to see him he's also a mutual friend of rob's i know he's gonna be there it's a small vip area i know we're gonna run into him so when it's like if you could write a script of how i want it to be when i run into my ex it was this but this was better he's standing in vip by himself his cousin i see on the other side of vip and he makes eye contact with me and when i walked up i

was like that guy and I look at the shoes and I was like, oh God, the dad shoes. I'm like, I think that's him. So his cousin sees me and he was like excited to see me. I say hi. And then his cousin goes, Rob's cousin, to Brock and he's like, oh my God.

He's like, Brock. He's like, Rob. He's like, dude, this guy, he's like the mayor of San Diego. This guy's a fucking legend. He's the man. Like, he's so awesome. And I am talking to like Jamie at the time and then rob like says hi to me and i was like oh this is my boyfriend

brock and he's like yeah we just met and then i was like so funny that his own cousin was like hyping up i'm a little hot man but to be fair his cousin is an absolute legend funniest thing i've ever heard like if someone did that to me and it was like vice versa like i would be sinking like in my fucking vagina like i would be freaking out even your own cousin was on your side i know like your own cousin knows that you don't even like live up to like this guy his cousin might as well just have turned to his face and just slapped him in the face even his cousin's like wow like what she know what an upgrade here's the icing on the cake that was already so delicious we're like then he's talking to his cousin they're shooting the shit and then all of a sudden out of nowhere rob just like drops his drink they like ice goes everywhere and he was like so rattled that his drink just

goes everywhere he's like uh i'm gonna go to the bar anyone want anything i was like yeah moscow mule please thank you and then the rest of the night like it was fine but i'm actually i'm glad that that happened especially the way it did because i did realize i was still harboring some like anger and like bad feelings towards him and that's all gone i'm happy now and it was just like a great interaction it was like you're like sick and twisted Sheena way of like getting closure. Yes. Like no talking, no like emotional discussion. Just like you like showing off someone like 10 times better.

Yeah. Shaking in his boots. Oh, it felt so good. But you enjoyed it, honey. Yes. You enjoyed it too. Yeah. I was going to make you do.

I'm all team Sheena, mate. Whatever makes you look good. The best part is it wasn't even like the actions I did since I've dated you. I've known him for months and months and months in San Diego. So it wasn't even like, oh, you're dating Brock? Oh, he's a good guy. Nice meeting him. He truly knew who I was.

And I take pride in people giving me that credit because I really do come off as the biggest dick. Everyone is an asshole. I am an asshole. But if you actually know who I am, I'm completely to that but no one i don't want people to know that so you know it's fine by that but it was pretty cool that you get to see that and it was made perfectly out for you and your face was smiling i don't know if it was the i love it so happy for you yeah you got this you got this i was stoked yeah and then the whole show i made sure that we

were standing in front of them, and then I had Brock put me on his shoulders, so they had no choice but to look at us. What a supportive boyfriend. I love this. My bad. This is what you should look for in a man, ladies. Yeah, definitely.

Don't settle. Literally don't settle. So, Danica, before you go and tag in Brett to finish off our shenanigans on Thanksgiving, have you heard of Rakuten? Because I was talking about this earlier, and you're like, wait, what's that? No. So you've not – okay, have you seen commercials?

No. So there's been so many commercials lately, and I was like, what is this? I want to try it out. It's one of those things. It's a free member-based loyalty program that lets you earn up to 40% cash back when you're shopping at like stores you would already shop at they have like 2500 stores what like target yeah if it's um like yeah like macy's best buy nike um like lyft ticket master there's i mean literally 2500 stores target might be one

of them actually door dashes um there's overstock under armor walour, Walmart I love Overstock there's so many literally it's always free there's like no gimmicks no points to redeem it's simple it's easy to use so if you do want to try it out every three months you get paid in the form of like a check or PayPal so as you're shopping you're literally getting cash back

so for the holidays it's a great thing because you're spending money but you're also getting money back. That's so interesting. Yeah. So if you guys go to Rakuten, is there like an app? It's a Rakuten.com. Okay. And you just click on the retailer you're looking for to activate the cash back and then you just shop as normal. So we not use that. Exactly. It's like you earn a percentage of every purchase you make and you get literally up to 40% cash back. Like that's almost half your money back. awesome yeah so you um you guys should all sign up today at racketon.com and that's r-a-k-u-t-e-n.com so yeah okay that's awesome thank you you're welcome um do you want to go back and join the party tag in um my brett okay and then we're gonna wrap up these shenanigans. Okay, I'll be back. Yes.

Thanks, guys, for listening. See you, man. Do you have any more Aussie slang for us? Do I need to? Okay, wait. No, you don't need to look them up. Just things that you say on a regular basis. I've got a good one.

It's one of my mates' one, and you can break this one down. But if you ever find yourself in a shitty position, you're kind of a one-armed shrimp in a flock of seagull kind of a one-armed shrimp in a flock of seagulls. A one-armed shrimp? You can't run away and you're about to get eaten? Nah, you're just going to fight, man. You got one arm still. You're not completely out of the fight. But it's going to be fucking tough.

No, you, Brett. Yeah. So in our group, there are three guys named Brett. So we always have to... I'm meeting them. I'm meeting them. You've met all three now. Okay. Yes. You just met the third one, which is Danica three guys named Brett. So we always have to... I'm meeting them. I'm meeting them. You've met all three now. Okay.

Yes. You just met the third one, which is Danica's boyfriend, Brett. Hey. But this is Tom Tom Brett. Gay Brett from Tom Tom. Is this Brittany? Brittany. Yeah, they call me Brittany.

Yes. Brittany, bitch. Yeah. I did not know that was one of your nicknames until last night. Literally. Yeah. Well, this is Brittany now for me. This is Brittany.

Okay, cool. Yeah, so whenever we talk about this, brett she's got a lot of friends guys just fyi yeah so can you give us any um behind the scenes tom tom scoop since you work there what's the drama what's going on who's sleeping with who oh my god so we just got a new manager his name is jake yeah so hot gay or straight straight? He's straight. Apparently he has a son, but he gives me like... You don't have to be straight to have a kid. I hope he doesn't listen to this. Exactly.

He gives me some like kind of gay vibes. I don't know. As you're lying around on the bed, you're rolling around on this lip. We'll see. We'll see what the drama with him. I feel like he's going to be on the next season. I feel like something's going to happen. Ooh. I don't know. I feel like he's going be on the next season i feel like something's gonna happen oh i don't know i feel like he's gonna end up fucking someone and just managers he's gonna be like max 2.0

interesting okay so someone new to look out for it tom tom and i heard there might hire some new hostess who's like a model so interesting isn't everyone in la yeah how is the expansion going is that going to be open soon do you know i talked to sandoval on wednesday yeah no tuesday and he said three more weeks oh so all right what's going on down there an expansion yeah so they bought the place next door the space and they're expanding tom tom so it's going to be like twice as big right is it where the bars are they're going to they're going to move it from that bar literally going to be double the side they're going to knock down one of the walls by like the little shop bar i think and then um the patio area is also going to be double the size so first

time i went to tom tom i thought it like ended right after the bar and then like the next time i was there i was, there's a garden? Everyone says that. Farther? Yeah. I was shook. The garden's so dope. That's my favorite part.

We didn't make it back there, did we? We were at the front after the dog gala. Oh, yeah. We didn't make it to the back. No, we just stayed at the shot bar and did shots, and then we left. Is it true you're not allowed to take photos in the garden? It is a thing. Okay, so yeah

if someone from the cast is there um because it's like a fire hazard and because tom tom's really like narrow so when the fans like start crowding around it's dangerous so you're not supposed to but like the toms never listen to that yeah and it's like i'll take photos always does yeah he's like sorry no no photos mate and then it's like he's my boy yeah lisa's there there's no way in hell someone's taking a photo no but i'll go into the bar and take photos because i'm like no it is their rule it's not mine but it's like once one person asks then you have like a line of people yeah asking our host john is so good about blocking people from doing that i remember you were having oh yeah dinner at table four with like logan and raquel yeah and some girl

like came around walking and John's like calling her. Just filming us. Yeah, and she just had her phone out filming and John literally smacks her phone out of her hand. Oh my god. That was so funny. What's that called where you hit the flies? Oh yeah, fly swatter.

Yeah. That would be funny. All right, well I think we should wrap up these shenanigans and get back to our Friendsgiving party. I got to make some stuffing. I make a really good stuffing and none of you have tried it yet. I'm so excited. What's your secret ingredient? Well, I put meat in it.

Sorry, vegans. What kind of meat? I can't tell you. Why? Because it's pork and now I won't try your stuffing? No. It better not be pork. I don't want to eat pig.

We don't eat pork. Okay. I don't know. Justice went shopping this year. It better not be pork. I don't want to eat pig. We don't eat pork. Okay. I don't know. Justice went shopping this year. Piggy wasn't in stuffing. I think I'll stick with stovetop.

You guys suck. Whatever. I'll try it. I just don't eat pork. You know this. Okay, then pretend it's beef. You could have just

lied to me and told me it was beef. I didn't even know the difference. Move it on from pork. All right, guys. Thanks for listening. We'll be back next week getting into some more shenanigans.

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