Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - A Threesome with Carl Radke and Janet Elizabeth

Episode Date: April 25, 2019

Summer House's Carl Radke joins Scheana post WWHL to talk about some "certain activities" and how he came to be part of the show! Then, Scheana and Janet talk about her upcoming birthday and some shade thrown by an ex. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you for listening to this podcast one production available on Apple podcasts and podcast one From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea. What's up, you guys? We are doing a special edition of Drinking and Podcasting, not with Janet Elizabeth, What's up, you guys? We are doing a special edition of Drinking and Podcasting, not with Janet Elizabeth,

but with a handsome fellow, Bravo Leopardy, who I was with on Walter Dobbins Live last night. We are coming to you live from my bed at the Gansbord Hotel. What's up, Carl? Hi, Sheena. Here we are in your bed. Yes. Classic. We've never been in a bed together.

No, we've never been. It's a lie. My mom's right bed. Yes. Classic. We've never been in a bed together. No, we've never been. That's a lie. My mom's right there. I'm kidding. Mom's creeping with the camera right here. Well, cheers. Thanks for having me. Cheers.

Hold on. What is this? Cranberry vodka? Okay. Well, actually, here's the thing. You've never been in my bed. You know? That is true.

That's true. That is true. Yes. You were in my bed. Right. Fact. Yes. I'm glad we settled that last time I watched that.

You know, I mean, I felt like we kind of had to set the record straight. Well, Andy was like really excited about it. Dude, he was like slouching in his chair. He's like, yeah, give me the deets. Like you said, you know when Andy slouches. Oh, yeah. He's into it. Uh-huh.

So. Well, thank you for having me. I'm actually really excited. No, thanks for. And shout out to mom. Mom is our videographer tonight. You guys are seeing some BTS. Jamie is our cheerleader in the corner.

Yeah. And, um, we've got some Aperol spritzes and vodka cranberries and then we're going to hit the town. Yes. But I wanted to get some shenanigans in bed first. How do you get, why do you get headphones? And I don't, that's the question. Perfect. Why do you get headphones and I don't? That's the question. Because when I do a mobile podcast, I only have one headphone jack.

I like it. So if we were in the studio, which is where I normally do this, we would both have headphones. Who's your favorite podcast guest? Probably Lance Bass. Damn. Yeah. Lance Bass. He was awesome.

Is he doing something with jacks right now? Yeah. They have this. It's called Just Add X. And it's a mixers for... That sounds like Just Add X to see. I know. I think it's...

I mean, it's definitely like a play on words, a play on that. It's like a mixer? And it's J-A-X, Just Add X. Get it? I love it. I feel like every Bravo thing is based around alcohol. Like, Bethany Frankel's got Skinny Girl. Oh, yeah.

Tom Tom, sir. Witches of WeHo Wine. Jack, Just Add X. Now, Kyle on Summer House has Lny Girl. Oh, yeah. Tom Tom, sir. Witches of WeHo Wine. Jack. Shout out. Just had X. Now, Kyle on Summer House has Lover Boy. Lover Boy. Yeah.

Like, everybody's got booze. I know. Another Bravo Lab don't want to, like... Name drop? Yeah. No, I just... You just did. I don't know if this...

No, I don't know if it's, like, a secret, but I know someone who has, like, a rosé deal as well. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. So, and it's not someone from your show. Wow. Tell me.

I'll find out. I'll tell you later I'm my own rosé it's called rosé yeah nobody drinks it anyway so we we did clear up last night what a hookup was there is I mean because here's the thing I think when what I was just upset about then was that you went on national television and didn't like run it by me first. And instead of being like, I don't kiss and tell or like, I don't know, you'd have to ask her being coy and like teasing about it. You're just like, yup.

Twice. I was like, first of all, it was once. Second of all, like you made it just seemed like it was a home run no I just rounded third base I apologize I actually owe you an apology it's okay I'm over it now I will say this you've been I know you're a little bit better trained I think to like respond that stuff I'm just really good on live television I'm good at like you're thinking on my feet but it's it's a lot being yeah and I that was my second time in on Andy Cohen okay now I was not trying to brag i just my biggest problem is this can i just like

i don't want to air it out right now i never told anybody about said hookup ever it came from steven mcgee right because i knew where the cops were at your apartment i yeah he he saw you there because we had like some people over at my apartment. My tiny ass apartment. Brittany and Jax. Brittany was there. Brittany Jax. Yeah.

Stephen. We were hanging out and Stephen told, what's her name? Claudia with no job. Oh, girl with no job. Yeah, he went on a pod, like a whole live thing and told everybody that Carl had sex with Sheena. I never said anything to anybody. See, and that also, I didn't know that.

So I'm like, oh, here you are telling your friends and then they're telling people on podcasts. Yeah, it sucks. So I'm sorry. It's okay. It was just like bad timing because it was like I was going through a breakup but it wasn't public yet

and then that came out and then it was like, wait, I thought she had a boyfriend. Did she cheat on her boyfriend? I was like, no, we're not together. I'm just pretending like we still are because it was pathetic. Well, I am sorry. But you know what? It's all good. Here we are, no, we're not together. I'm just pretending like we still are because it was pathetic. Well, I am sorry.

But you know what? It's all good. Here we are now. Here we are. Yeah. In my bed. We've overcome. With my mom in the room.

There's nothing better than that. I know. We don't get much alone time, do we? No, we don't. No. This is like a really weird sleepover. Yeah. But Watch What Happens Live was really fun last night.

It was. Okay. I had a lot of fun with you. I had a lot of fun with you as well um it was i never get drunk on that show because it's so quick you don't get drunk no like i mean i'll have like maybe two drinks like at most but now that we get ready at the studio i'm there at 8 p.m i'm like five drinks in by the time we go live at 11 and then i was like there's so many awkward questions oh my god last night i little like bit of a blackout

but i'm like how many times did i plead the fifth we weren't even playing that game you played the you played the fifth i think three times you actually the end of the the app like the after show yeah you the caller you go all right and then the show just ended you're just like uh not answering that what was the question i think i blacked out um i don't remember live television oh oh how many threesomes have i have i was like i think we're out of time you're out of time but what's cool about it like you've learned this a lot i respect it about you you're really well like trained in interviews and just answering questions. I'm just like, no, but you know how to like, okay. I did get a degree in broadcast journalism as well.

I actually got a degree in TV, TV, radio, film. I took those, all those classes as part of my, but the way you answered that, like, okay, if you don't want to answer it, just move on. And I respect that. So yeah, I'm just, first of all, both of our moms are standing right there. Hey Sheena, how many threesomes have you had? I'm like, like, honest answer. Plead the fifth.

The comedy of that comment is the threesome, which was the last time I was on with Lala. I had to talk about a threesome I had with a girl and a guy. And that was not comfortable. I was 22. And I own my stuff. And I know. And then I had to talk about sheena so i was like i was taking arrows from all sides that's why when you walked up into our conversation we were

just having at the bar i was like wait you know what nope because i remembered that episode and i was like we're not going to talk about that but i'll bring it up because you know what i'm a confident man hey and i here i here i am in your bed on a tuesday night yeah how about a ball okay so here's a question what do you got for me all the girls want to know the mom eats popcorn all the girls want to know earmuffs mom okay if a guy tells a girl that it's the best blow job he's ever had does he mean it is he just making it up is he saying it to get more? Like, have you ever said that to someone and meant it? I think like saying the best blowjob you've ever had is kind of like the best pizza that you've ever had. I mean, it's hard to like quantify.

Like it's all if it's good. It's like the best. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I'm saying so. I have a friend. What are you trying to say? I have a friend who says. That's what I said on summer.

I'm trying to figure out the comparison. If a guy says that, she's like, they say that to everyone. And I'm like, no, actually, I just suck really good. Well, does he look you in the eye when he says it? What? Does he look you in the eye when he says it? Yeah. I mean.

Yeah. I mean, I think, listen, oral, like good oral sex on both sides. Yeah. Is incredible. So I think if you're having fun with your partner or whoever you're dating and you're telling them like, hey, I really like that, that means it's the truth. Yeah. I'm pretty honest.

But do you... I wouldn't fake saying like, oh, that's the best beau job just to get more head. Yeah. Why would you say? Just don't say. Yeah. If it sucks, I'm going to tell her like, hey, how about don't do that? Maybe I'll do something else.

Yeah. You teach her. Teach me how to doggy. If it sucks, I'm going to tell her like, hey, like, how about don't do that? Maybe I'll do something else. Yeah, you teach her. Teach me how to doggie. Sorry, guys. I'm really silly. Yeah. So was that your only threesome? No, I've had other situations.

With girls or guys? That was my only one that was mixed. I mean, listen, I've had. Was it the best blowjob you ever had? No, it it wasn't i was drunk and i said some crazy shit but no i mean i think a lot of guys have had like a threesome with a girl but there's no quote-unquote gay stuff yeah um i've had a foursome same same mom sorry um but the foursome was only it was all chicks and it was actually i didn't like hey carl i didn't like it i didn't like it was too much it was too much pressure he's like i gotta give attention to three chicks at once yeah i couldn't handle it i was like oh

my god did you run away no i just pooped my pants no i'm kidding but no i think i think threesomes and foursomes are too much i i just prefer yeah-on-one. This was my early 20s we're talking about. And then it was like, oh my God, what was the other question? Oh, so you said Lakers and Chargers and Spurs. And what other team did I say? I don't remember. Packers. Packers.

But they're like, can you name? I'm like, yeah, let me just out, guys. I slept with 10 years ago. But she know all Andy was trying to say to you is that your, your track record is pretty impressive. It is, you know, I should write a book.

Uh, you should, I actually think you should just do an audio book. No, no written. Just talk. Just talk. Yeah. That's what we're doing here.

We're doing audio. You could talk, you could talk a book. Yeah. I listened to it. I mean, I would do an audio book also. I would listen to him.

Well, thanks. You should look into it. So, okay. Let's talk about how we met and how yes but i want to talk about how we met because listen this is such like we talked the other day yeah because we're in preparation for watch happens live i was excited about sheena coming on and i being being with her i realized this i was my first episode of summer house you're on it yes do you remember this i of course i do you're in the kitchen i was miserable yeah you look like like you're working there yeah it was

like someone killed my cat you look like the help why because i'm mexican what are you trying to say no because you're beautiful and you had a towel around your waist is that what the help looks like at the summer house our house is the hamptons you know we're bougie yeah but you're in my you're in the first episode i was ever on on reality tv yeah that's cool and you didn't talk to me once no because i had a husband at the time i was married i didn't see any ring there was definitely a ring i never i was too drunk to take my ring off no no it was overshadowed by the fact that i don't think you were it was the summer that you weren't vibing with the girls that well it was like it was Stassi Kristen Katie and you yeah, yeah, you were kind of like I don't want to be here at all No, and I think was this wait. No you actually I think you were like I can't believe I'm helping out these was it

Yeah, so I think yeah that was season five for but you had to rewatch the episode it's amazing I did like I did the other day. We were on facetime and i watched it she's in the kitchen she's just staying there like i wish you could see my face listeners but she looks great but she's like what am i doing here i and then do you remember katie smashed cake in my face that is one thing don't know katie like no i think you guys stole rose i'm so pissed about that Probably and Stassi of course with Kyle and the hot. Oh my god, Steve Jobs the Steve Jobs tanked up Yeah, so I just watched that recently because honestly up until this season. I never watched y'all show Well, I don't even thank you so much for the support. You're welcome. I have a good joke for you Okay, and shut chaperones Southern charm

I actually the night you were with him a couple years ago when we actually really met again. Oh, on Watch What Happens Live. He goes, Carl, what's your show called? Bummer House? I was like, that's pretty funny. What an asshole. Yeah, but I mean, this season, I'm into it. I don't know if it's because I know the majority of you.

Or that we've been playing after your show every Monday night for the last three seasons. Well, yeah, but I don't usually watch my show live. I watch like the bad. But like from nine o'clock to ten o'clock, it's Vanderpump Summer House. Yeah. We've been leading like after you. Oh, totally.

But I just. How do you know? I always stopped watching at ten. That's when I would like go to the like go to the kitchen, make some more drinks. Like if I had like a dinner party or something and then I'd come back for Watch What Happens Live. Yours was like the hour I got shit done in the apartment. But it's like watching Wheel of Fortune and then like Jeopardy comes on.

Like, you gotta watch a little bit of both. You catch a little bit of both. Right. But I'm not like huge with reality TV. Like, if you looked at my DVR,

the majority of it is not reality TV. I watch Beverly Hills Housewives off-beat because of Lisa. I watch Jersey Housewives because my first season at Upfronts, I was like the outcast

of my show you look like you could be on jersey housewives thank you that's no one that's a compliment yeah i said thank you all the hot brunettes are on jersey housewives literally no one was talking to me on my cast like sandoval was nice to me i like sandoval i've never met him but he's the fucking best i love him what's like what's his deal is he a good dancer he is he just he has his go-to moves yeah i've never met sandoval i want to meet him yeah i met sure i met the whole crew but yeah sorry i'm taking over your podcast right anyways i was telling a story go ahead i forgot the story yeah it's okay oh up front what is up front because i've never been invited so

well we don't get invited anymore it used to be like a smaller event that was just Bravo. Then it became NBCUniversal. So it's an event where all the new shows and returning shows, like people from the cast come together. Oh, I've heard about it. It's a big party. Kyle and Lauren did this. Yeah.

So you, tell me about Upfront. So the first one, I'm not talking to any of my cast. I've never seen a show on Bravo. Nothing. I don't know a single person at this at the saucy Katie and Kristen like oh my god that's Bethany oh my god it's mostly Oregon I'm like who are these people I don't know and this guy comes up to me and oh can we get a refill please yeah by the way this Belvedere cranberry is delicious hey you're the bartender last

night and tonight yeah by the way the mom, the moms, shout out to the moms for that. But I want to hear, okay, up front. This guy comes up to me, thick Jersey accent. I'm not going to try and mimic it. Do your Jersey. And he's like, what are you doing over here? Why are you sitting all alone? And I'm like, oh, whatever.

Call my mother. Boston, it's all the same to me. I'm sorry. Like, Australia, New Zealand, the accent's the same to me. Sorry. So, I'm just like,ralia new zealand the accent's the same to me sorry so i'm just like oh and i explained briefly i was like oh the people on my show like we're not really talking right now blah blah blah and he's like well come hang out with us so this person turned out it was

joe gorga okay so i had a friend of mine run to joe gorga at a club he's like 45 and he's at like playboy club in new york city ripping like ripping up the team I mean, he still looks good. Him and Melissa are such a hot couple All right, so it sounds like you didn't watch reality TV. No, so I didn't watch it at all. Yeah, he introduced me what mom? Oh, yeah, I was texting her Oh because it was um, also Richie was on Richie and Kathleen were on the show that season and So I was like texting my mom was like, okay There's like a short guy and there's one who's like has a little bit of like gray hair, but like glasses. And I'm like, can you Google who they are?

Like, I have no idea who these people are. So I ended up hanging out with the entire like Jersey cast. I met Priscilla D'Estacio that night. Yeah. And she's still last night. That's who did my makeup. She's been doing my makeup for six years now. She did my mom's makeup.

She is amazing. Shout out to Priscilla. Yes. But that night, because I was by myself I ended up getting the best makeup artist and friend you don't need makeup pretty without you But I still wear it so what point of the story is you don't need it that event I was like, okay Well now I got to start watching Jersey Housewives

Obviously I watch Kardashians because I'm a bootleg one and I got a cop there. So what about the Carl dash ins? Kardashians because I'm a bootleg one and I got a cop there so what about the Carl dash ins you're so listeners I'm that bad you and your bad dad joke I'm gonna be a great dad but I'm gonna have the worst show yeah but I just I don't watch a lot of reality TV is my point so I didn't watch you're apologizing for not watching my show well because you're like oh thanks for the support well I think but I will say when I did did Watch What Happens Live with Kyle, and then I saw that storyline going on, and I met Paige and Hannah, I was like, wait, these girls are cute and they're funny.

I'm going to start watching the show. Yeah, they're great. They're awesome. I love them. Now you're paying attention at the right time, because the last two seasons have not been And I'm glad I never saw you in that light on the show. You don't want to see fuck boy Carl season season one fuck boy carl season two it's now carl 3.0 yeah i've evolved i'm maturing i'm not calling girls during the week but i'm still making

some mature moves hey you've called me uh several times yeah and i like your emojis my emojis are my you don't like a group you don't like a chat like you can like like a comment yeah or like love it yeah haha uh-huh exclamation point yeah thumbs down thumbs up because i'm acknowledging that i heart your emojis thanks that's you know that's you know it's real so okay you don't watch my show it's fine but what you have seen so far are you what do you oh i'm so into it like i was bummed last night that as i'm getting ready to do my makeup like courtney berman and devin and everyone in the room was so fucking loud I couldn't hear the show then Julius is blow-drying my hair and I'm just like I'm trying to watch

summer anyways I almost felt bad cuz this bed is not what is up with and we didn't even break it we yeah cuz i actually broke a bed season one i broke a bed one did you yeah and it wasn't it wasn't the fun way of breaking a bed but i told everyone it was and it was a lie no i mean breaking a bed is actually pretty fun yeah you know i have a new i have a new spinoff for us it's called breaking bed sorry that was actually funny that was good that was. That was good. That was good. That was a good one. That was good.

Well, can I give you like a fun little tidbit? Yes. So I was not looking to be on a reality TV show. Summer House came out of nowhere. The summer before Summer House actually started, I was in the Hamptons with a whole other group of friends, Everett, Kyle, Lauren, Lindsay. So you were really friends with them? I was like kind of the outsider outsider but you weren't dating Lauren no I had met Lauren like really drunk like

there's a whole like scene in the Hamptons that like we all like young professionals yeah actors models entrepreneurs all cool people like just end up going this place okay fast forward I used to be kind of a douchebag I would buy the six liter bottle of Rose. Oh my God. The biggest bottle I could find. And I was that guy at the club. That guy. Yeah.

But guess what? There was a point to it. So it was just like, it was just kind of like putting my stake in the ground. Now Everett came over and he goes, yo dude, like sick bottle bro. And I was like, yeah, if you want to have a glass, you have to one hand pour it. If you want to one, if you want one glass and this bottle is enormous. have a glass, you have to one hand pour it if you want one glass. And this bottle is enormous. It's seriously really difficult to one hand pour it.

And he tried to one hand it and he couldn't. And then I made fun of him and then we became friends. Nice. Fast forward, we shared the same dentist. I used to work for Invisalign and I was getting my teeth cleaned. This is May before the show is about to start. Literally three weeks. This is getting really, and I was getting my teeth cleaned. This is May before the show's about to start. Literally three weeks. This is getting really interesting.

I'm getting my teeth cleaned. My dentist goes, hey, your buddy Everett's got a show on Bravo. I'm like, about what? He goes, about the Hamptons. I go, okay, cool. After my teeth cleaning, I email Everett, and I still have the email. Hey, bro, congrats on the show. And the rest of the email is about something completely different.

He writes back, we're looking for another guy. Dot, dot, dot. Three seasons later. Here we are. Crazy. And you're welcome for the transition. Thank you. I've now done that with two shows. Yeah.

So tell me, like, I think I know about your, like, how did you, you weren't looking to get in reality TV. No, not at all. Exactly. Same. No, because I was consistently acting then. And I was so against it. But Lisa Vanderpump convinced me to take a meeting.

I sat down. And they were saying how they wanted to do a show about young people in LA working in the service industry. Pursuing the entertainment industry. I'm like, oh, if you're going to show what I'm working on outside. Like, sure. I'm down. They don't want to show that. Unfortunately.

I mean, well, they did I'm down. And I mean, well, they did in the beginning, but I will say this and I don't watch reality TV much. Yeah. Your Vanderpump rules is arguably the best reality show ever made. It has to be. I mean,

that's what Chrissy Teigen says. So if she said it, it must be true. It's amazing. All the characters, everybody that's involved, like you guys are, it's,

I think it's really, really, I don't, I don't watch that stuff, but I do watch yours. I get asked a lot in interviews. Like if you could get rid of one cast member, who would it be? And I'm like,

no one, like honestly, everyone brings something unique to the show. And that's why it's so good is because it's an ensemble cast of people all bringing it to the table. And I have a fun fact for everybody. Yeah. Uh,

the same artist that does your intro song theme theme song, is the same artist that does our theme song. Really? Memoir. Fun fact. Ours is, you never stop. Oh, wow. We're going to karaoke today.

Yeah. I can't stop. Oh, my God. I need some. That was incredible, Carl. Was that good? Yeah. It was so good.

I'll do some Carlyoke. I know, guys. I'll be here all night if you need me. Okay. So, wait. Did you just do stand-up recently? What was this I saw in your story with Hannah? I know guys I'll be here all night if you need me okay so wait did you just do stand up recently what was this I saw in your story with Hannah

so Hannah Burner new cast member from Summer House yeah so she used to work love Hannah she used to work at Betches yes I know

so last season she was not on the show but I went with Steven and did like an interview fucking Steven and well we don't know what to talk about

it's like how you talk about Rob like door man I just don't even talk about talk about. It's like how you talk about Rob, like door man. Yeah. I just don't even talk about Steven, like whatever. Yeah. He's a human being. Bye.

We did an interview with Hannah and she was like, it's 10 a.m. We're doing like flabongos or shambongos. The fuck is that? It's like a champagne bong and I'm like,

Shabongo. Shabongo. Anyway, we're doing like champagne bongs. She's like aggressive brooklyn girl like making fun of us she's like yeah carl you're a fucking loser you wear tight pants i'm like i hate this girl so fast forward to where we are now which is she's cast on the show like she's awesome but she does a podcast about mental health okay and like talking about

your insecurities and being like a public figure and so she does a live podcast at caroline's or as i say carl lines which is a very famous comedy club here in new york yeah and she had a live panel so she had darren uh darren carp who's andy cohen's assistant yes love her she's hilarious and then she had taylor strecker who's also like yeah so it was taylor darren and myself and hannah did a live show at caroline's um but she brought me on stage and just like roasted me and like made fun of me about like how i treat women my insecurities so i said a lot of you know about how i feel about things yeah um it was great it was a really good it was a good show bummed i missed it uh you were invited but you just didn't check your spam folder.

Whatever. Um, and then, okay. So then also yesterday you just hosted like a soul. No, no, no.

Let's get this right. It's called Barry's bootcamp. Barry's bootcamp. Soul cycle. Monday was earth day, which is yesterday. Yes. So I,

I right now I'm consulting for a technology company called Spot Fund. Okay. It's like a fundraising platform. So you have a job. I do have a job. Yay. Thank you, everybody. Do you know how many resumes I've gotten on LinkedIn?

I mean, do you know how many people have asked you for a resume? It's actually amazing. Like LinkedIn, like the DMs on LinkedIn. Yeah. I've had girls hit me up on LinkedIn. Hey, what's up? Are you up? Signing those LinkedIn DMs. LinkedIn. LinkedIn. The weird part about LinkedIn is you know when someone looks at your profile. yeah i've had girls hit me up on like linkedin hey what's up are you signing those linkedin

linkedin the weird part about linkedin is you know when someone looks at your profile interesting yeah shout out to linkedin for that one huh but um anyway i can sell for for spot fund it's a really cool company but where was i going with this i don't know oh so we sponsored you have a job yeah we did a fundraiser for Earth Day With Barry's Bootcamp And Spotify Uh huh So Did you guys raise a lot of money We raised like

Four or five grand Nice Yeah Cool So I want to give back Like I We have like a unique platform Yeah

I think And most importantly Is like I Our lives are pretty interesting Agreed So I think it's There's nothing normal About our lives

Nothing Like I'm here at the gans award and so where are we me packing in sheena shea's bed you guys hear how sexy but like shut up um but literally like we're sitting at lunch today with our moms oh that was so special it was awesome i love your mom my mom was crying i was crying when I was like, like packing her up to leave. And shout out to Sheena's mom. She was amazing.

Yep. Great bartender last night. My mom and her like vibe city. My mom was like, I'm so happy I met her. Yeah. Because I mean, more than anyone, you know, she knows what you deal with. And did you just break the bed, Carl? I broke the bed again.

No, it's been, I think, really therapeutic for her to meet your mom and spend some time with you because you're a real person. You have real feelings. We're good peeps. You're more well-rounded than the 42-minute episodes that Bravo shows. Well, thanks. So that was really nice. Thank you. But yeah.

I don't know where we went with that. Yeah. I'm rambling again. No, just saying how it's just like, I mean, we're sitting there and then this girl comes up to the table. She's like, oh my God, it's Sheena and that guy. And that guy. No, she had how it's just like I mean we're sitting there and then like this girl comes up to the table She's like oh my god. It's Sheena and that guy and that guy But SNL scare like the Civil War was neither civil or war It's like in English, please damn like I know you're from Brooklyn but but come on

She's like coffee coffee twa, call my mother. Hey, Sheena, can you take a picture? I'm like, hi, I'm cool, too. I promise. Yeah. Actually, that didn't bother me at all. I was kind of excited that she knew who I was. No, that guy.

Damn it. Well, you do look good in public. Yeah. And you were hungover as fuck. Thanks, dude. I never get hungover. But last night I just thought for some reason it was a great idea to have seven Moscow mules. Yeah.

Have you ever been to Moscow? No. Okay. But I'm Russian. Why are you Russian? What? It's a Nelly joke. You ain't from Russia, so why are you Russian?

Oh, my God. I wish you were tallying how many dad jokes Carl has made. So back to the Hannah Burner thing real quick. So, yes, I've done some stand-up. It's more sit-down comedy. It's bad. My best joke is this. I'm auditioning to be on America's Next Top Douchebag.

Just kidding. I got my own spinoff, The Real Fuckboys of Soho. That's all I got. And what network will these be on America's Next Top Douchebag. Just kidding. I got my own spinoff, The Real Fuckboys of Soho. That's all I got. And what network will these be on? TLC. TLC. Ted and her loving Carl.

Oh my God. Okay. I'm going to need to wrap this up. No, no, no. Well, don't you have any advertisements or something? No, not this week. This is brought to you by you she knows wristband Futuro Okay with your global tunnel eyes if you follow me on snapchat, you may have seen my hand in a brace Yeah, what's going on? So here's the thing texting too much

Well first tell your listeners that you're texting too much i slept on it funny no one sleeps on their hand funny for that long i did i've slept on a lot of things funny whatever anyway my like i thought i had carpal tunnel i was like having to do the kim kardashian thing where i'm like asking my mom to take my selfies for me like i'm just gonna go to the doctor i did the carpal tunnel test it's not that they said it's probably like texting thumb or like i'm just like on my phone too much and i'm trying to be better about that so i keep this hand brace on texting remind myself texting thumb is that a thing apparently if you web md texting thumb does that text them i don't know one of you ladies look at text them look it up text them is it a thing well maybe you should just i don't know amputate it i know but i i've been coming up with anything to do with your nails i've been coming up

with no other stories that people are like what happened i actually thought like you were texting last night at watch happens live and i thought you had your your clicks on on your iphone it was actually just your nails oh my my God. Carpal tunnel. Thumb arthritis. Text them. Arthritis of the carpal metacarpal joint. Everything isn't carpal. Where the thumb connects to the wrist is the other condition

sometimes called texting thumb. But forceful pinching most of the stuff is gripping your phone. Texting with your thumbs may lead to severe symptoms. Wow. Boom.

Okay. I don't know anything about anything. I have text them. Classic Carl. So. Dumb ass. The brace. Put in the anything. I have a text thumb. Classic Carl. So. Dumb ass. The brace. Put in the mouth.

On my hands. Maybe you should brand the texting thumb brace. You know. Are you an influence for that company? I don't know. Swipe up for my new texting thumb. First brand. Shout out to Futuro.

No, actually, I think you need more of a fashionable one. Like, it matches your office. Well, I wasn't planning on this being a long-term thing, and it just keeps hurting. I think you like the way it looks, honestly. i mean it's kind of it's kind of dope why don't you have a like the texting thing on the phone itself what like never mind i'll stop the brace this is probably my least favorite podcast of all time shut up we're gonna wrap this up here and i'm gonna continue drinking and podcasting tomorrow from my couch in LA with Janet Elizabeth. She couldn't be here with us in New York.

So we're going to finish this up. Thanks, Gina. Yeah. I'll see you in your bed. My mother is right there. I know. But no, thank you so much for having me. I thought we were staying at yours tonight.

Yeah. The Hotel California. All right. Well, listen, thank you so much for having me i thought we were staying at yours tonight uh yeah the hotel california all right well listen thank you so much i i'm really grateful last night was really special having the moms there yes it was you and i have a good chemistry no matter what it was a lot of fun you're awesome really cool so thank you for having me yes thank you for being here monday nights phantom pump rules season finale followed by the reunion. I'm assuming three episodes. I mean, you guys are not going to want to miss it.

And Summer House, 10 p.m. Mondays on Bravo. Carl, where can everyone find you on social? At Carl Radke on every social channel. Yeah.

Consistent. I like it. Just keep it clean. All right. Well, here we are,. Just keep it clean. All right. Well, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Janet Elizabeth. Hi, guys. And we're back.

Amazing. How was your time with Carl? It was a lot of fun. Amazing. Okay, I have to ask, did you guys hook up? No, we actually did not. If you think about it, we were both staying with our moms it was like high

school i love that your moms met on watch what happens live and both of them kept like like being embarrassed and shocked by all the stuff you guys are talking about oh my god and stuff they became best friends yeah it looks like they're ready to be like mother-in-laws right it's funny because my ex-mother-in-law's name was the same as Carl's. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Shout out. Yeah. But, um, no, they just like totally hit it off. They're like already like trying to like plan things together. And I'm like, whoa, whoa. We're not like dating. We're just, you know, I'm excited to meet Carl in person and not just be the other half. I mean, we're definitely going to like go on dates,

but we're not like dating. He's not like my boyfriend. Maybe you're going to be at your birthday party. I think he is going to come out here for my birthday. Really excited for that. Can we see what you're doing? Yeah. Why not?

Okay. So we're doing a riverboat cruise. I mean, not a riverboat. Okay. What do you call it? It's a yacht. Okay. Sorry.

Anytime I've done this in Ohio, it's been a river boat like what's a river boat it's a boat on a river i guess we're gonna be in the ocean okay we're taking a yacht out from the marina yeah it's like a like a sunset dinner cruise the regular not white trash version of a river boat so yeah i think he going to come out for that because I know he has to be out here for some work. But I was like, well, if you happen to be in town the first week of May, it will be my birthday party. And my birthday parties, as we know, are always so much fun. I'm excited. The theme is white. Yeah. White party. I have something

being dry cleaned right now. I'm very excited about my package just came. I had it delivered to my mom's house because I was out of town. So, um, hopefully it fits your birthday look. Um, it's kind of like sailor chic, obvi crop top. Ooh, love it. Love it. Yeah, it's pretty cute. I'll be posting. I can't wait. So, um, yeah, so it was funny. We went to lunch with our moms yesterday before his mom left and we're sitting like, I mean, corner of a very busy, like New York sidewalk and it's outside. And this girl came up and, um, she asked me for a photo. She's like, Oh my God. She's like, it's Sheena and that guy. So all of yesterday and last night we just kept calling him that guy. I love that.

You know, he should get used to the fact that if you guys do date he might be known as she knows that guy yeah because ex-boyfriend is already taken ex-boyfriend and ex-husband have already been claimed on the internet yes he's google that she knows shay's ex-husband you'll get shay yes mike shay if you google she's ex-boyfriend you'll get get Rob Valetta. Yeah. Speaking of. Oh, God. I'm asking like they can answer me. I'm like, did you guys see Lala's Insta story? Hopefully you did. It was fucking hilarious. Well, Rob decided first. Rob decided. Doorman.

Doorman decided. Yeah. That's if you don't know. If you don't know, now you know. know if you don't know now you know um doorman decided to stir up some some press and drama for his i don't know what he's doing now but he was trying to do press for himself and of course the only way he can do that is by talking about you so he said um let me pull this up you can pull it up too if you google sheena shea's ex-boyfriend or doorman um let see. Did you see me on GMA? Strahan and Sarah? I missed it. No. Oh, I recorded it. I'll show you because I talked about the doorman thing on there and I explained it to them and candy and Cynthia and Sarah loved it. I love that. Okay. He said, I really like the cast of Vanderpump rules. I really do like them, but when you get them together, like it's a lot,

it's a lot, it's just a lot. And I have to run a company, you know? And it's like, and like I said, life's hard enough as it is. As much as I like them as individuals, being around them is just exhausting. I think the majority of our group of friends owns businesses. I mean, Lala owns a business. Kristen owns a business. And these are all real businesses that people know what they are. Yeah. So we don't seem to exhaust each other with our businesses. Whatever. So, you know, we just...

I just think it's embarrassing that he hasn't been around in what? Like a year and a half? Yeah. I mean, almost two years. And it's just like, find something new to talk about on, on, uh, you know, if you're on a carpet or people ask you for a quote, say, I, I hope whoever my ex is doing well, I'm here tonight to talk about this. Yeah. Don't use the show, say stuff about it, diss the cast, say you're over it and all this other stuff. Just say,

I hope they're all doing well tonight. I'm promoting this. I mean, you remember that he went to a Vanderpump rules premiere party this year at like literally our premiere party for the show that he was invited to that he knew was a premiere party because he commented like on the flyer for it was like, Oh, if I'm in town, town i'll be there and then where's the coat that i bought him for our premiere party we went to together the year before embarrassing like give it up i mean for somebody look i think the show is a great thing i think it's hilarious and amazing i love all of you guys admit it that you love the show though if you do i hate that doorman trashes the show and says like oh it's just like drama and too much and

then can't stop talking about it when he needs press and other things I just feel like it's like a user situation and I don't like it no so I was on the phone with Randall because once he saw that he was like fired up he called me and then I hear Lala in the background he's like oh Sheena she's on one and I just hear her going off i was like oh my god i was like is she posting he's like oh shit it's posted it's posted it's up it's live and i went and watched it and i was like wait now i have to say something just to make sure people see this because it was fucking hilarious lala's response i was actually grinning ear to ear cracking up but here come to my house yeah and she do backflips. She's like, what company? She's like, oh my.

I mean, she just killed it. She nailed it with that. She just like thought I think what everybody was thinking, which is like, what are you doing exactly now? Come on. Yeah. Sit down. Shut up. Stop using us.

Everyone works. Like we all have companies and businesses. Right. And every time someone asks you about your businesses, do you bring up all of your exes? No. No. Just, I would say for doorman, if people ask you about them, which they will, because you're known as having a famous sister and a famous ex-girlfriend.

I don't know which it's worse to be known as. But I would just, if people ask you about them which they will say i hope they're doing well and then stop trashing them to get more press it's not cute at the like at the premiere party for his show he's talking about me and ours i'm just local news show right he's a local news la show yes that show okay well the more wine we drink, the more shit we're going to talk. So I think we should probably just wrap this up. I just wanted to cap it off. Wait. Okay. Before we do, could you tell I was like blackout drunk on watch what happens live? No, I actually thought you looked amazing. Really? There was one moment when you checked yourself in the mirror that I could tell maybe, or

like in the monitor. Yeah, because I felt like my eyes looked like really drunk. Where I was like, is she drunk? And then when you asked your mom for her second Moscow Mule, I was like, oh, is she like really drinking? Because anybody who really knows you in real life knows that you sip drinks really slowly. Totally. And you often get single drinks served in double glasses.

They're really watered down like vodka or whatever, vodka sodas. But so when you finished a drink on air, I was like, oh, she's like going for it tonight. Well, the questions were so freaking awkward. Our moms are standing right behind us. And granted, my mom knows a lot about my personal life, like a lot, too much. She knows a lot about my personal life. Yeah, everyone. Oh, my God. She learned a lot about Jamie's life, like a lot too much. She knows a lot about my personal life.

Yeah, everyone. Oh my God. She learned a lot about Jamie's personal life last night in the Uber. It was hilarious. One time you told her about a very raunchy sex encounter I had in the middle of Disneyland. I did. That was hilarious. And I was like, can we not talk about this at Disneyland?

But Carl's mom doesn't know those things about me. So I was like, you guys, I can't answer which athlete I've slept with. And who's better in bed. How many threesomes I've had. I love that at the end, though, she was still like, yeah, I think we're all going to move forward. And I think I'll still be her mother-in-law. She was so sweet. We're good.

She was the sweetest. I had so much fun the past few days in New York. It does feel good to be back. We, and are you going to unpack your suitcases and stay for a little while? Okay. You have some, some stagecoach, some festival stuff. After that you have to, I just unpacked my suitcases from what felt like months of just half packing and repacking, um, with you everywhere we've been. Yeah. Um, but I i think after this after stage coach i think it's time to unpack your suitcase and stay a while yes i will be well i'll be in palm

springs at my new house but yes okay that's allowed yes in california but i will be in driving distance i'm so excited to see the house yeah i know i can't wait okay well um here right now it is Wednesday night, which means it's Stassi's book signing at The Grove. So we got to get going. You guys will be listening tomorrow. And yeah, anything else? Check out Stassi's book.

What's it called? Next Level Basic. Next Level Basic. She'll be here in a few weeks, and we're going to talk all about it. Amazing. Bye. Bye. Thanks for listening to Shenanigans.

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