Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Berning Down the Summer House with Hannah Berner

Episode Date: March 5, 2020

Scheana’s catching you up on her London travels but isn’t doing it alone so Hannah Berner is back to help Scheana with her recent Summer House binge! Plus, Hannah’s time in New York, her stand up career, some Lala updates, and growth of the YouTube channel! Shout out to today's sponsors! Hulu - Start your fre trial at hulu.com ! Pretty Litter - Go to prettylitter.com and use promo code Scheana for 20% off!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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today at Hulu.com. From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea. What's up? So, I have one of my favorite Bravo-lebrities in studio with me today. We're going to do a catch-up on my London travels, a catch-up with everything you've had going on since I saw you in New York last. And I have so many questions.

So last night I got on a Summer House binge and i have the amazing hannah burner from summer house sitting next to me sheena you're one of my favorite bravo loves i just have to let you know thanks yeah also dolores dolores i love dolores iconic i just always like have to give her a shout out because she's one of like i think my favorite people i've ever met let alone like as a reality star she's like loving but would also like punch a bitch in the face if she came at you like she's the best in the world totally i'm scared of her and i love her yeah when brock and i were thinking like are we gonna move to new york for the spring are we not and she was like new york needs you you fit in here like and i was like and i have a mom there like it's like I feel

like we're like friends but then I'm like age-wise I mean like you could almost be my mom but like it's just she oh everything about her adopt us yes no you could fit in New York because you know how to fucking like rage and you know what that's true like I was joking that you tried to hit me and Paige up on a monday and we literally side text each other oh my god i did we were like oh my god sheena thinks we're fun i was like what's the plan tonight you guys i'm in town watch what happens live and i literally went and then like afterwards i was like i have to be up early in the morning and you were like you know what you can't hang and then tuesday night i was like what about tuesday night but

we gotta hang that night because i dragged you to watch what happens live with me i was like that was so this is i i have a car service i have an open bar and then i met your new boy toy yes oh my god that was so fun let's talk about him oh what what was your first impression of brock i love getting people's opinions i or impressions I recently became obsessed with Jason Momoa. Yeah. Like I realized he's just so fucking hot. Yeah. And I also think Australian guys are super hot.

So it's like the sexiest Australian had a baby with Jason Momoa. And that's Brock. And with a name like Brock, he's everything you think. Like, he's very, I feel like he's so, like, he's sensitive, but he's also strong. He is. But he's just so, like, aware of your needs. And I don't know. I, like, I just love when I like someone to get, like, you know, you always have that friend with a guy and you're like, I fucking hate that dude.

Yes. He was so cool, so charming on his own. Did not weird when like you were busy because i was looking for that too i'm like is he just going to be like waiting around with her no he's talking to everyone yeah making plans doing crazy shit literally like a bravo con it was so annoying because there were so many like fans and people who are making comments saying how thirsty he was because he was nice. Because he's not jaded by the world yet. And he hasn't had people bothering him yet. No.

He's going to get jaded eventually, so enjoy it now. Yeah. He was with two of the guys on the show. Not going to name names, but I'll say it was not one of the Toms. It was neither of the Toms. So he's with two of the guys and they're at the bar. And, or wait, no, I think it might have been three of the toms it was neither of the toms so he's with two of the guys and they're at the bar and or wait no i think it might have been three of the guys two for sure of the other boyfriends husbands whatever so they're all standing at the bar like bravo con and these girls are like

tapping them and like trying to like get there and brock's like yo like they those girls want a photo and the guys were just like yeah yeah if you just yeah. If you just ignore them, they go away. And Brock's like, that's so mean. Like, they're standing here staring at you. Like, they know who you are. They're just literally waiting for you to acknowledge them. And he's like, and they, like, wouldn't do it. And then they, like, saw Brock and they're like,

wait, are you Sheena's new boyfriend? Can we get a photo with you? And so he was like, sure. So he's, like, taking photos. Because he's not burnt out by it yet. No, but it was like, that's not burnt out by it no but it was like that's not him being thirsty that's him being a nice person like is he supposed to be like no i'm not on the show don't take my photo so i'm pretty sure he was the least thirsty one in that

whole situation exactly literally like whenever a guy is hot and kind lock that shit up yeah i i say like i mean him being hot is the bonus like that's what i mean obviously like started a conversation i was like you're hot you're hot accent accent like i mean american australian whatever and but it was like once i got to know him i'm like that's just such a bonus like and as girls i feel like looks will get you attention but then i mean that's why i would like yeah at first but then months and you don't even you don't see it how guys do we're like they can tell if you gained five pounds like did you guys they're just like an energy to you yeah and if his energy's good it's like and he has energy yeah so yes we're a throuple now a throuple yes

a throuple and that was an announcement yeah let. Boom. So it was weird. This past week I was in London and this was the only time. So when we first started dating, he went to Australia. We had only been dating like a month, but really only like two and a half weeks like that. We said, OK, we're not sleeping with other people the first two weeks it was like me pushing him away pushing him away and then once we slept together then we're like okay we're not gonna sleep with other people so like let's see where this goes and then he left and so it's like it's only been four weeks two serious weeks and now

you're out of the country so for those three weeks we facetimed every single day i mean he was 18 hours ahead of me so it was like trying to like match the right times of like impossible yeah it was a lot but we did that for three weeks and i feel like that was really like when we fell in love and then the second i saw him when he picked me up at the airport it was one of those moments from a movie when i run up he picked me up we kissed and it's like fireworks and like sparks and all that shit and we're like we're screwed like you feel it i feel it because that was set up for a failure yeah anything but the fact you both wanted it yeah you just have to both mutually decide that you want to try yeah just two people trying i think that's what love is yeah and then we

were out of the country together for like 10 days and then when we came back i was like is this what it feels like when you get off the bachelor and you're like back to the real world and you're like wait we don't live in the same city wait like we have different lives and now we need to figure out a way to integrate them and i mean we've done a great job at that we split our time between san diego and weekly do you like San Diego I love San Diego I will move there before he moves here not anytime soon what do you like about it um the people it's not like one of those places where you're going to like be seen and care it's just like it's way more carefree it's like more of like how I grew up and like I grew up going to like San Diego and Carlsbad and Del Mar and whatnot but like

more living on the west side. It's just that more like kind of carefree chill lifestyle. It probably feels like more like home for you. Yeah it does and I love San Diego. I love everything about it so I could see that being

more of a permanent move eventually but i am still renewing my lease in may turning my second bedroom into a shooting media studio um i'm getting this neon it's all happening sign yes and i'm gonna have like a setup in the corner with like these like mic stands so when i'm not here in studio I have my own studio that's like legit to film for my YouTube. I'm going to get like some shelves that like Brock's going to build and have like my boy crazy merch coming soon. Yes. So we're going to have like some merch walls and then like our shelves. We're going to have some merch walls and then our shelves.

I have all of these sunglasses and cute little products and stuff that are just kind of in a corner in this room right now. It's just clutter and it's a waste of a room. That's one of our projects. We're going to gut the whole room this weekend. He's entrepreneurial. Yes. I'm feeling amazing energy right now from you because you seem so excited. I am.

And sometimes with guys, you get like lost in their shit. But it sounds like he's giving you confidence to run your shit. I love that we see each other like every couple of months because like you're in such a good place right now. I am. I know. And it feels so good because I'm like I before him and I started dating, I was not in a good place. I was just very depressed, unmotivated, just like not good. And it's not like, oh, I have a boyfriend now and everything's great.

But he brings out things in me that I haven't felt or believed in in a long time. Like we talked about on your podcast, which, by the way, I've never gotten such positive feedback from a podcast I've ever done other than yours. Like so many people texting me on my community app, which, oh, shout out to my app. I haven't been as good on it lately. You guys texting. Yeah. The texting community. as good on it lately you guys texting yeah the texting um communities so just to remind you guys my phone number is 310-299-9324 i am going to be better at responding to these i was out of the

country the wi-fi was spotty on the plane like every time i want to catch up i haven't had a chance so i'm gonna be better at that text me but I had so many texts come in that were like, oh, my God, just listen to you on Hannah's podcast. And so that's one of the things on my YouTube that we just launched today, actually. So now by the time you guys are listening to this, my video is up on my channel trailer. I use your icon from your podcast because I'm like, you're going to see behind the scenes of me on my podcast with other people and I was like Hannah Burner

and then yours pops up. Yours is the best. Because it was one of the best interviews I've done and people got to see, like when they listen to mine, you get a lot of that regularly, but for your listeners who aren't necessarily fans of mine,

it's like, oh, wait wait the girl i watch on that show who i don't like now i kind of like because i see a different side you were on a cast that didn't like you in the beginning yeah it's like you know how you when you hang with people who don't like you you start to not like yourself or you start to act as though like they make you want to feel like if they're like oh hen it talks too much the next you know you find yourself talking too much yeah like i know exactly how it might have felt and then to have like society or like trolls tell you what you are so to see that like you're in a place with

someone who's been like i see all these sides of you and that i want you to be them yeah and let you be them is like fucking cool i mean we were talking about you knew you could do other stuff, but you you kind of need to kick in the ass. I did. I needed to push. And that trip, like that time in New York, when I did your podcast that day, like earlier, I had meetings and whatnot. And when I sat down with CEG and they were like, well, have you ever thought about doing

a YouTube like no one on your show does YouTube? And I was like I mean I feel like I kind of like missed the boat on that one I'm 34 years old like YouTubers and they're like you're not trying to be a YouTuber just to have your own channel your own outlet unedited

well edited my version of editing but I also love that you get to create your content and you're a visual person i am and like i have so many ideas now and we've been like shooting so many things that it's just like it's so exciting for me because now i have something i'm passionate about that also is a business i'm gonna start to you know hopefully get brand deals and like be able to make money doing my own thing and not worrying about the

way someone else is making me look because I just like I I still I mean I stand Vanderpump Rules I will be on that show until the day I'm asked to leave or it's canceled I mean and hopefully neither happens but you know I mean I love that show I wouldn't still be working at Sir if I wasn't into this job, like, all in. But at the same time, like, I'm just over not being able to show my life and everything outside of Sir. And this one guy I may or may not be interested in. It's just, like, it's boring. It's tired. I'm over it.

And so I'm like, go to my YouTube. We're taking control. So my first video, I have the channel trailer, which is just like kind of like a minute and a half of like what you're going to see. And then we did a Q&A assumptions video. And I just get like like I do here, but I just get more in depth into things that I maybe do talk about on the show but never make it on because why talk about interesting things? Why talk about things that are important? This is like very YouTube-y but I do want to see Brock

do your makeup. Oh my god! Those always do so well and he'd be so funny. He'd be like, hey what's this? That actually could be fun stay tuned noted but after your podcast it's funny too because i i don't know i guess a lot of people do watch vanderpump who follow me and i just got a ridiculous amount of messages that were just like

oh my god i didn't know it but i love I love Sheena. I was like, thanks. But like, as in, I guess they never had a reason to like, get to know you better. Well, no, because when you just like, literally every single episode this season on, oh my god, have I even not been in a Sir dress once? Miami. Like, I feel like every episode, I'm just, I'm at Sir, I'm with Brett, I'm with Dana. Like, do you guys think that that's my life? Like, two people I just met?

They're using you to make them relevant. Yeah. And then it's like, then the scenes that I'm not in, they're still talking about me. Yeah. But that's it. It's like, you only see me outside of Sir for, like, Britney's wedding events.

And it's just like, it's so frustrating because I'm like do you feel like i guess you saw me in my apartment in the first episode hemming a dress yeah like do you feel cut out of the like og friend group a little um yes and no i think you do have individual relationships i do and like and i'm good with all of them i could text individually every single person on the show right now and get something positive back, which is great. But at the same time, although they're not to name specific names,

but I'm sure you know, they're nice to my face and they're nice back in text and whatnot. But then I watch the show and I see their interview bites and I see things they're saying behind my back when I'm sitting five fucking feet away and it's just like it's so rude because i'm like just be a bitch to my face or be nice behind my back but be consistent yeah because i think and maybe if i wasn't in the past i think i'm definitely more consistent now to the point where I told Dana to her face that she irks me because it was killing me inside that I was like treating her a way that she didn't know what. And I'm like, I don't know what it is, but you you bother me.

And once I did actually like dig deep and like talk to like Ariana and Kristen and like the people I'm genuinely closest with on the show and friends outside of the show. And I'm like, why am I feeling this way about her? Because all I knew was it wasn't about Max. And she didn't believe that and just kept being like, are you sure it's not Max? I'm like, it's not. Trust me. I would not introduce Max to my worst enemy to date, girl.

I'm good there. I do like that to her face face you are authentic yeah and it was like you guys got to talk about it and work through it as opposed to like never even knowing someone doesn't like yeah but at first it was just like i didn't know what it was it was bothering me about her so much because i embraced the new people on the show like lisa was like take bratt under your wing take charlie under your wing and i was like okay but no one said anything about dana it was just like sheena take bratt and charlie under your wing and take Charlie under your wing. And I was like, okay, but no one said anything about Dana. It was just like, Sheena, take Brett and Charlie under your wing. And I was like, okay, like done.

And I got to know them before Dana. And I was like, wait, I like them. And then this blonde comes on with like a Stassi type attitude. And she's dating my leftovers. And I'm like, okay, that part I don't care about. It's kind of annoying to just like see. Because, I mean, who wants to see someone they were once intimate with intimate with someone else in front of your face like it's not that i want him

i don't even want him to want me i just don't want to see it yeah but i was like but that's not it because i've seen max with several other girls after me in tom tom on dates or out and about like in san diego like I've hung out. It was you're like, I'm trying to get away from you. Find me. But like Brock and I hung out with Max and his ex girlfriend at crossed back in September. And it was like before it was literally the day before Brock and I had slept together and Max and I are best friends but at the time I was still like on the fence about Brock and like I even had like asked Max like a couple things and I was like yeah but like we haven't had sex yet and like what if this or what if that and like he was just like

making jokes and he was like oh my god you're not helping like stop but then we ended up at 5 a.m we were raving in a car parking lot at an after hours for cross sheena is fucking wild like i can't keep up with her i mean it was so much fun and it was me brock like granted yes i was with someone i was interested in but then it was max and his ex-girlfriend yeah and now my go-to girl in san diego i talk to her every week we hang out every time i'm in san diego and i'm like and like i'm like even swap max story sometimes because it's funny. But I'm like, it didn't. But also Sheena, no one wanted you to get along with Dana.

Well, of course not. So like it happened for a reason. Yeah. If you guys were, got along, it would have been a shitty episode. Yeah. I mean, a shitty, like six episodes. Yes. Agreed.

Agreed. So, but I just, I knew it wasn't Max. And once like I was like actually just, sat down with my thoughts and feelings. And I'm like, I just don't like that there's someone new on the show, like, who just walks on. And I've, like, what's the saying? Someone said, Sheena ran so Charlie could walk. Or Sheena walked so Charlie could run. That's what it was.

And I was like, you know, yeah, like all of these things I have worked eight years for and now you just get it. Wait, they just fly you first class season one. You just get that. Like I was like, it took us four years to work for like all of these things that it's like we did this and now you don't have to work for it. You just walk on and get it. I totally understand it.

Because I see it on a smaller perspective with Summer House. When Paige and I went on, it was kind of a risk. No one was like, oh, congrats. Everyone was like, are you sure? So when we went on, then the show kind of evolved. I think the chemistry of everyone was so great. Now the new people are like, Luke's on Watch What Happens Live, and he's had four episodes on yeah like andy thinks he's hot and he's and i was like they would barely even

ask us on watch what happens live yeah you're a bartender i was a bartender yeah and i got made fun of by andy and now dana was just on this week like before og cast members have even been on watch what happens live but it's but this is one of the things where like when you get in a good place with yourself these things don't affect you yeah and you weren't in a good place i was not like i was i was not in a good place like financially emotionally mentally physically like i just i had just put a very large down payment on a house i started freaking out like well what if like what if the show ends what if I get fired what if it was just like so many things like and then I'm freezing my eggs and that cost me you know 10 15 000 and it was just like all of these things that I was just

like freaking out over and it wasn't fair to her and that's why finally like I had a very honest and open conversation and she was like I get it yeah okay like I see where you're coming from but it makes sense and comparing like if you want to compare you can always find a way to get pissed about something yeah but also like what you've done no one takes it away from you if that makes sense like her accomplishments in whatever way doesn't take away from your shit yeah and it did I mean I'm actually glad that things kind of are the way they are with me right now because so many people are seeing it i'm seeing articles everywhere it's like hashtag justice for sheena and now it's i i mean if i was getting the best edit ever and showing

all of my life i wouldn't be doing youtube right now i wouldn't be doing anything else because i wouldn't be motivated to i wouldn't have a reason to but it's like now i'm like oh no no i'm gonna i'm gonna make some good content when in doubt create for yourself also like good is gold if you didn't ever do that yeah it would have never been relevant it would have never been at least like the social impact it's made yeah and it was that wasn't editors that was you that created that so thanks sorry i just want to yeah it's a quick. That was a good one. Sandoval hates that song. Because his songs didn't do as well. Touch public.

Actually, I do like that. I do like touch public. Whatever the words are. I will look at the YouTube video every now and then. So yeah. So we just launched my YouTube this week. My first Q&A assumptions video is up as well as a channel trailer. But then coming up next is going to be we did a surprise party for Kristen a couple weekends ago.

And you've never seen her birthday on the show because it's in February. Oh, yeah. So I got all of that. It's going to be so good. And then London. With your camera. Yes, with my camera. Have you been to London?

No. Oh, my God. Okay. So I haven't talked about my trip yet. It was, so my mom has never. What was the point to go? My sister's been out there working with Erica Costell, vlogging, modeling, and doing all of that for the last, like, five, six weeks. So we wanted to go out there and visit her because it's just the two of them. My mom, other than, like, Canada and Mexico when she was 18, which is still Northern America,

it doesn't count as out of the country to me. She had never been abroad. And my aunt D, her sister, has traveled a ton all over the world and had never been to England. So we planned a trip, the three of us, just a fun girls trip. And this was like the first time that, with Brock, that, like, I'm now out of the country. I'm eight hours ahead. And, like, it was interesting to see, like, the tables turn

because I'm like, now you know how I felt for three weeks. Like, he's in his routine and you're like, I'm getting fucked up with mom. Yeah. No, literally, there was one night where he hung up on me. He's like, you're drunk. And I was like, no, I can't hear you. I was like, what are you doing?

And he's like, I can't. Does this thing work? I was so annoying. But I was like, I texted him. And he was like, he was like with like one of the other trainers from the gym getting like this thing for the gym. It was like all like work-related stuff. And I was like, what? Who?

And he's like, oh, you're drunk. And I was like, I mean, true. But still, what are you doing? You you're like sober i don't understand you speak normal speak in a normal accent oh my god so um we did the first day we did a whole like a 12-hour tour where we went to the Windsor Castle. We went to Stonehenge. And then we went to the city of Bath and saw, like, the Roman baths and all of this. And that was, like, I mean, it was so cool. And then after that, we went to the Kensington Palace.

Oh. And then we did the Tower of London. So you hit everything. Everything. So I think my London vlog might have to be split in two parts depending on how well I narrated. And I am still new to YouTubing

so I'm figuring it out. But I was like, it's either going to be one long one or two parts. But it was so dope because at the Kensington palace and the tower of london we saw the crown jewels oh and oh my god like there's um one of the rooms in the palace where if you stand at a certain part the reflection from like the glass like it puts the crown kind of on you oh my gosh and then when we went into the Tower of London and saw, like, the, what are they, the stick things with the bit, like the, you know, like Jafar's thing, but, like, a king one.

Oh, okay. Whatever. Yeah, yeah. Trident. That's, like, Aquaman. Yeah, whatever the king ones are called. There's, like, 15 of these. And do you know what it's called, Will?

There's, like, 15 of these in a glass case, whatever it was. But the big king stick thing. The king stick. Anyway, yeah, so we saw all of that. We went in the bloody tower. It was like this really narrow concrete spiral staircase that at the end, there's nothing. It was like, I was like so excited. Let's think they're hysterical. They are. That's it? But they have a sick sense of humor. Yeah, I was like, that's nothing. It was like, I was like so excited. Let me get up there. They're hysterical.

They are. But they have a sick sense of humor. Yeah. I was like, that's it. I also love when they'll call something brilliant. Yeah. Like, when do we call anything brilliant? It has to be like spectacular.

Right. That sandwich is brilliant. Yeah. Brilliant. Yeah. I don't honestly, I don't think I've ever used that word. Well, I dated the British guy for first day. Right.

And I was learning all these. The, to make out, they call snog, which I think is the grossest. Ew. He'll be like, do you want to go out for a snog? And I was like, a slug? A what? No. No, that doesn't sound good.

And then. I don't want to snog you. Shag is fun though. Shag. Yeah. I like shag. But no snogging. Yeah.

No snogging, just shagging. No. So just speaking a British accent the rest of the time. I got my accent by the last day. My mom was like, why are you saying hallway? It's a hallway. You're like Madonna. I was like, yeah, but when you walk down the hallway, and she's like, it's a hallway, Sheena.

It hasn't changed. Where's Lisa from in England? I don't know. I feel like Lisa's accent is so perfect. I think she kind of made it. I mean, she obviously grew up with a British accent, but I think she put her own posh twist on it because I've never met anyone else who sounds like her.

Yeah, it's spectacular. And Ken is like... It's brilliant. It's brilliant. And Ken just kind of mumbles the whole time. I love him. Lisa, what have you done? Where's the jiggy?

That was my Ken impression. Lisa, what have you done? That's jiggy. That was my kind of impression. Yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah, London was amazing. We ate a ton of fish and chips and enough pasta to feel like we were in Italy for the week. And beer? Lots of beer. Almost went to Paris, but then the weather

was so bad that it just, it wasn't going to Was your mom liking being in a new place? She loved it. And she was so worried about the flight and was like, made me stay up with her on the way there. Gave me a guilt trip. But like, she was like, I can't, like, I'll never go to Australia. I'll never go to Bali.

I'll never get on a plane that long. Literally on the way back, it was 10 and a half hours oh i slept for a solid six and a half i was like bitch i stayed up with you on the first flight i am not staying up with you on the second one passed out i woke up we're like over idaho i was like oh shit we're almost home and she was like that didn't even feel like 10 and a half hours i was like so you think you could do bali maybe australia it's only a couple more hours and she was like yeah i could do it i was like see i told you and we're in basic economy we didn't even pay for the extra leg room and i was like and we were

fine and it was virgin people recognize you at all there yeah not as much yeah i wonder how way more in australia yeah and then soon to find out in canada i'm going to toronto next week i've never been and i heard toronto's really i haven't been either. You should come up. Oh my God, it's so close. I would love to go. Sheena, you know I can't hang with you, but yes, I would like to go. Wait. I want to do a comedy show there.

It's this big brunch called Thirst. Oh my God. It's like, I feel like it's like the Abbey, but like a big like brunch. And so, yeah, there's going to be like, I think there's like a drag show. It's like a one hour flight or something from the city. It's so close. You're, like, a dangerous friend. Like, you scare me because I know that I will, like, be pressured to do stupid shit.

Okay, well, I'll be on you for this. Jamie, your friend was messaging me. She was, like, you have to come to this party tomorrow. She was, like, sending me shit. You have to, like, dress up at a party tomorrow. Yeah, that was one of the questions that came through. Jamie Lynn 24 wants to know, is Hannah Burner going as Pikachu to the birthday party tomorrow? Oh, yeah. That was one of the questions that came through. Jamie Lynn 24 wants to know, is Hannah Burner going as Pikachu

to the birthday party tomorrow? She literally was sending me outfits to dress up as Pikachu and I was like, I need to go to sleep. I'm singing Good as Gold, you have to come. Now I do.

Yeah. Oh my God, now I do. Yes. You don't understand how much I say in that song. I have costumes. Are you doing the splits? Depending on the outfit.

No, I just kind of can do them. Jealous. But Kyle Chan is making my costume and my boots and everything, and I don't get it until tomorrow. Okay. So no rehearsal time. No. I'm just going to wing it.

Yeah, we'll catch you if you fall. Yeah. And after the Gay Pride episode and how bad the audio was, I'm probably going to lip sing it. Wait, because they were just, oh my God. They didn't use the audio from like, just like, when you were at Sir, you couldn't hear me singing. They just used the audio. They used my mic. No.

My audio. They did that to make you sound bad. Yes, absolutely. And obviously when you're singing with music louder the music you're just going with it i'm just i'm yelling i'm not even singing because i want people to hear like good as gold and it's like but i wasn't like good as i'm not singing like i'm not a singer but literally when i heard that i was like oh my god you assholes because i was wearing a mic can you you are a singer and don't let anyone... I'm a performer. You're a performer singer. Slash songwriter. I'm a performer.

Slash splitter. Sings. Ish. I think... I told you, you should rap. I told you. I want to do... See, and that's the thing with like...

Can you and Lala do another thing? Because people went nuts over that. So here's the thing with that. I was actually saying this yesterday. I had a big press day. And I'm like, I would love to do another song with her. I had so much fun with that the video was so much fun our dancing styles were very in sync with like the levels so fucking hot it was so fun

but when i brought it up to her that day i was like me you and james should like collab and like do but it's like she doesn't need it she doesn't need the money she doesn't need the followers she doesn't need that so it's like i'm like but i love singing like you should do it for the love of it she does but then it's like then she loves acting then she it's like you can do it all but she once i started working with her music producer and she literally said that it cheapened the value of everything she had done by him working with me. She said this on a red carpet. I was very hurt by it.

And I'm like, you're the one who told me to go to the studio and to work with him. Like, you recommended him to me. I asked you. I said, yo, Sean Tua has approached me multiple times. I know that's your dude. I will not step on your toes. I just want you as your friend. I want you to know your people are trying to work with me. I said that as a friend and she was like, you should do it.

And I was like, are you sure? Because like if you came up to me and you're like, oh, your publicist really wants to work with me, I'd be like, maybe not. Yeah. But I'm like, I think that's weird. And, you know, like conflict of interest. But she was like, no, you absolutely should. He'll be so good with you, blah, blah, blah.

So then i do and then she says that it cheapened but then six months later now she's back in the studio with him working with him and james and then told him she wanted to do a song with me but that was six months ago and nothing ever came out of it and i asked her at the like a boss shoot i was like would i'm like do i would love to do more of this i think it would be so much fun and anything we do together is going to bring such a bigger audience together to come see and she was like yeah that sounds like so much fun i'm like look i'm down and i'm available so if you want to do this if you're listening text me because i'm down but i'm not i am in a place in my life which i wish i would have got there a lot longer like like a long time ago or sooner.

Yeah. But it's like, I'm not going to beg to be a part of something. I want you to want me, whether that's to work with friendship, you know, in my relationship, whatever it is,

like I want it to be equal. And you also don't want to feel forced. No. And it's just like, I'm not going to be a Kate James. Do you want to do a song? Do you want to do a song? Like,

you know, if you hit me up and say, yo, I wrote this dope track. You want to come into the studio? I'll be like, done. Let's pick a day. Yeah. But they're not asking me to, and maybe that's because they don't want to work with me. Maybe it's not meant to be. Yeah, but I'm like, I'm not going to try.

So whenever people ask, they're like, why don't you do more stuff with Lala? I'm like, because Lala doesn't want to. Yeah. I mean, she has her thing going on with James. That makes sense. Yeah, but before her, I had a thing going on with James. Everything, like, you know, like. She no walks, so Lala could run.

I had a makeup line. I was an actress. I was a singer. I was working with James. Like, all of these things. Like, we have similar interests. It's fine, you know. I think collaborating is always better. But it's hard, as you Like all of these things. I do think that. We have similar interests. It's fine. I think collaborating is always better.

But it's hard. And as you know with these casts, you think like if everyone was a team and we all got along and made each other better, we'd all grow more. Yeah. But competition is inevitable. I know. And it's so, I'm just, I'm too old for it. I'm like, go ahead, sit on your high horse and be Queen Bee because I don't care. Yeah.

And it's also, it's, go go where things are easy yeah if it feels like you're just hitting your face against a wall then don't go that direction yeah exactly so before i get into some questions with you um just to wrap up my london shenanigans it was so perfect so do you know who bryce fine is have i introduced you to him yet? I love him. I haven't. No, I met him at Betches. Oh, okay. And he's friends with like a lot of my friends.

Yeah. He, Drew Barrymore is my favorite song ever. It's so good. The best song. So I planned my trip around his London, or his European tour. So my sister and I on our last, our second to last night, got to go to his show. We were like backstage. I got it all on my vlog.

And it was just like he's an incredible performer he's so good he always has energy every single night i have named myself his number one band-aid because i'm not a groupie because we've never hooked up and we never will but i'm like i'm here for the music like i stand bryce you like, I'm sure your dick is nice, but I love the tune. So that was so much fun. And, like, I think that's maybe the sixth city I've seen him in now. And I was like, dude, we're taking this bandage shit international. Fuck yeah.

I, you know, crossed an ocean to be here. I saw him live in New York City as well. And he's, like, hilarious and smart and cool. Yeah. And he had, like, 20,000 followers at the time. I know. And I was stanning him. And time i know and he's still only has like 150 i'm like how we need to blow him up i that's what i'm trying to do right now go tell me my podcast i'll get him on and yeah download his show on spotify yeah and next time he's in the city we should go to his thing definitely yeah yeah uh-oh we're dangerous all right so I have so many questions.

But, okay, before we get into all of those, you are my fellow cat mom. And I, so this is one thing that actually right before I left for London, have you heard of Pretty Litter? I think I've seen it on Instagram and it looks so cool. Okay, so right before I left to London, I took Penny to the vet because I was freaking out. Because when I was doing, I was reading one of my ads and I had been using the litter for a while. But then there was one part that I didn't realize. And it has this technology where it can monitor your cat's health by changing colors. I read that. Yeah.

Which is so important. Yeah. So it's like any potential like underlying issues. I mean, like you're not going to get that in any other kind of litter. Never heard of it. And so I was like, wait, I actually I didn't notice that. But then I realized it was just because the litter hadn't changed colors. And so right before I left, all of a sudden it's blue and i'm like freaking out because i was like oh my god

this is the thing that i read about and then i was like on the website and i'm like reading everything about it and it said that it could be like high ph levels okay if it's like a blue color if it's red it might be like blood in the urine or whatever. And so it has all of these different things. If you go to prettylitter.com, you can see all of the breakdowns of the different colors. So it's blue. So I freak out. I take her to the vet. They like they couldn't get me. And I was like, I'm going out of the country.

Like, I think my cat has a UTI. And then also I'm like, wait, I don't know which cat because I have two. And it's not like I can do separate litter boxes when I'm out of town or like away for the day. Like, I don't know who's going where. I'm stressed. And so I take Penny in because she usually has the issues, not Salem. And so I take her in and her bladder was empty. So they couldn't like do an actual test.

But they said, I guess when it's like, you know, they don't just go number one, they go number two. And sometimes the number two color changes so you think it's number one. And I was like, oh, okay. So I think she was fine. It was just like, after every 30 days, you're supposed to switch out the litter.

And I was right about at that. So I was like, okay, I think it was just the tail end of it. They're like, everything seems totally fine. But then when I got home, I was like, I trap this bitch i'm gonna make sure and so i waited and i like locked salem in one room i went until she went and i was like okay it's good salem i was like okay they're good but thanks to pretty litter i it made me want to just make sure things were okay because it could have just been a change in her diet or water levels or whatever

and these cats are our babies like whatever pet you have but cats are your babies and sometimes if you can catch something really early on you can save them and I want my cat living forever so that's why I want Pretty Litter yeah so if you go to prettylitter.com and use promo code

Sheena you're gonna get 20% off your first order and again that to prettylitter.com and use promo code Sheena, you're going to get 20% off your first order. Damn. And again, that's prettylitter.com and use promo code Sheena for 20% off. And I'm like, yeah, this is an ad, but it's something I stan. Yeah. And I just, I didn't know there was that type of technology with litter. That's so cool. And it has a cute name.

Yeah, I know. It's so cute. And it has a cute name. Yeah, I know. It's so cute. And it's white. It's like white crystals and sparkly. So it's pretty. Yeah. It's literally pretty. That's why I saw it on Instagram.

I was like, butter needs it. Literally pretty. Look at you. You've been hanging out with Carl. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Okay. Wait.

Carl. Carl and Lindsay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Because you've known them for a bit. I also know that I was supposed to film with y'all this summer and my trip got canceled. So now this all makes sense because it was around the 4th of July. Yeah.

Because Carl and I were like hanging at my birthday, which was May 7th. He flew out from New York. I remember that. Came to my birthday party. Stayed with me for four days. Went to my house in Palm Springs. Like, we were hanging. And then a month or two later, I had been asked, like, if I would be available to come this summer for Summer House.

And then I was, like, asking Carl, I was like, do you know? Like, because I don't have, like, dates. I have, like, tentative dates. And then it was maybe Jackson Brittany instead of me. And I was like, which one is it? And then he was like, oh, oh, it's not gonna work out because um kyle and amanda had to leave for a wedding and so now it's like i see like oh kyle and amanda were just gone for a wedding this is what karl told me he said because he was one of the only ogs that they

needed like him and lindsey like in the house like taking care of everything else without like outside storylines. Because Kyle and Amanda were going to a I was like, whatever. I don't need to come to summer house. It's fine. But I'm like, this all makes sense. Yeah, it makes so much sense. But then also, why wouldn't they want to bring me in to kind of stir some shit up?

A hundred percent. I don't know. But it didn't happen. And it'll never happen now. He probably was like, I'll get my dick cut off by lindsey if sheena comes that's honestly what it was and i mean when him and i were talking like i mean they were best friends so i obviously he talked to her about me and like the three of us would like facetime and whatnot so then i was like okay break it down for me it would have been good drama if you came but

he was scared for his life oh i bet he definitely told them don't have her come i'm sure yeah i but i'm like did carl and lindsey not learn anything from sheena and adam don't why why are you sleeping with your best friend it doesn't work out watch season seven of vanderpump rules no and also like imagine if it was you and adam plus you and adam dated each other's friends yeah like that makes it even more complex and are like living in the same house on the weekends together with one of those girls like is danielle is she just there or is she living in the house because she's sleeping on a couch she's a friend okay of the season because she like has a real job and like some weekends she has to travel so she wasn't full time okay but she's also lindsey's best best best friend which is so weird so weird because and i felt bad for her she was like clearly uncomfortable.

She wasn't being rude. Well, also because the three of them would hang out all the time. And then she was basically like the dynamics changed. And with them, they're so intense that you're like, this isn't going to be a chill, mature ending. There's zero percent chance it's going to be chill and mature. Yeah. We would. There's so many scenes where like.

There's so many times where they were fighting but we we would just hear like the weirdest shit yeah just like screaming and banging and you know weird fucking animal noises and you're like is there are they okay oh my god like we didn't when i saw their date that they went on it was the most incredible thing i've ever seen when they they're drinking from those little fireball things which i thought they just had in airports. Apparently, Lindsay has a sponsor by them or something. And they go from being cute to literally yelling and trying to kill each other. And I've seen that side of Carl before.

I was like, ooh, I've seen that temper. That's not a temper you want to be around. No. Like, he just sees red. He sees red and he doesn't make sense. And he gets mean. He doesn't make sense and he gets mean. I know.

So I was like, oh, yeah. And she knows that's out of him. I know. That's why we all were like. But also, Lindsay can keep up with him. Like if any. That's why we thought. I think she thought she'd be good because she's the one person that when he freaks out,

she'll be like, Carl, take a lap. Take a lap, Carl. And he'll be like. And she'll be like, Carl. So like she could control because she's scarier than he is. But then dating, when they both got vulnerable, their emotions got too fucking intense and they both were seeing red. Yeah.

Oh. So obviously we can't give any spoiler alerts, but doesn't she have a boyfriend now that's not Carl? Yeah. So, I mean, it's not a spoiler that it doesn't she have a boyfriend now that's not carl yeah so i mean it's not a spoiler that it doesn't work out their relationship is still like complex and complicated and evolves during the show and this stay tuned episode that comes out yesterday if it comes out thursday you see carl ask another girl out on a date in front of lindsay like shit gets bad wait Wait, Jules? No. But that's still a thing.

Like, just... Because, I mean... You gotta tune in! We all know he said it on the show. Carl likes little brunettes. Yep. So they bring in this gorgeous little brunette, and I'm like, but he's banging Lindsay. But is that gonna turn into anything?

I think the Jules thing is also... I don't know how you feel about it, but I think when they brought her in, they were like, Carl likes little brunettes. Paige might get a little jealous. Luke might be into her. Like, I think there was so much potential for it. But then for some reason, like, none of it happened. It's just not happening.

But Jordan comes back. Okay, I saw. So is that on tonight's episode? Yeah, okay, because I saw a preview. And Jules, I love how excited we're getting. Yes, I love it. And Jules has a history with Jordan. Right.

So she gets a moment. Interesting. A couple moments. Okay, so I think she is absolutely adorable. I saw she, you had posted something, and I think I thought it was Paige. And when I looked, I was like, oh, wait, that's Jules. And I clicked on her page, and it said follow back. So I was like, okay, you like me.

I like you. So I followed her back. She back she is the cutest sweetest you guys would actually really get along I think yeah I want to bring her in whenever she's in LA yeah I'll reach out but um but I as okay as a viewer personal Bravo Lab feelings aside as a viewer I'm like she was she a super fan because she's like high-key obsessed with Paige. I think it's the first time where people were getting casted who liked the show. I mean, Bravo's just putting fans on shows now. I mean, Dana was a fan. It's getting, and it doesn't work.

No, it doesn't work. Because me and Paige didn't even watch Summer House. Yeah. I watched it when I was in casting. Yeah. I wasn't, like, a fan of, like, what was going on. When I interviewed Carl, when I worked at Betches, I hadn't even watched the show. I was like, so.

I never watched it until you two were on it. Last season was the first season I've ever watched. Well, it was a good one. Because of you two. Thank you. Yeah. Does that make my head big? But Jules definitely, like, knew of the show.

And I think that's also why it took her a while to warm up to everyone because we kind of like had that sense too and we were like you don't just trust people in the group and I think that's also what people have to understand like what we're doing is a very intimate like scary thing yeah and you don't just trust a new person in the group um she had to earn her stripes a little and like at the pool party and she's like i'm obsessed with you can i have a little kiss it was like it was so adorable but then i'm like and page was so drunk and i'm like what was going through page's head in that moment like is this girl fucking off her rocker like i'm sharing a house with this person who's

like single white female. Like, but. Jules, like, it actually, it wasn't that bad. I just knew that she definitely liked, loved Paige more than all of us. Yeah. Like, I would hit her up and make sure she's okay and, like, be really nice and stuff like that. And then I'd hear her be like, Paige is just, like, always there for me. She's the only one that's been there for me. And I'm like, dude, what the fuck?

Like. I've been, like, Paige will, like, cancel and i'll hang out with jules alone and she's like page is the best friend ever and i'm like god fuck you page and when page just laughed about it i mean even down to wearing the same outfit in the like same week and page is like oh i wore that skirt last week it's cute though i think yeah i think Jules does, like, look up to her and love her stuff, so subconsciously she was, like, trying to fit in, and she would accidentally kind of do

some of that stuff, but it wasn't... I think she just looked up to her. I was never worried for Paige. Yeah, no, I mean, I... The girl is, like, the sweetest, nicest little thing. That's the thing. I was like, oh my god, she is so adorable, and, like, whenever, if, like, I have someone, like, people are comparing Jules to Charlie this season. But I'm like, and I'm like, I know Charlie personally.

I don't know Jules. But I'm like, I don't feel that way at all. But it's, like, it's so flattering at the same time when, like, she shows up in the same boots and sir dress as me. And I was like, oh, we are, like, twins. This is so cute. You like me. I like you. Like, I love that.

We are like twins. This is so cute. You like me. I like you. Like, I love that. But I also think when you're just like a cute girl and she's obviously like adorable, maybe she wasn't used to having to like make new friends or like for people being like, I don't know, earn it. Yeah.

So like she I think she grew a lot this summer because we are such strong personalities, the girls in our house. Just I mean, just like you're. Yeah. You guys. But like me, Lindsay, Paige and Amanda, we have like our own code that we talk in and we're tough and i think we she learned that she had to be tough for us to respect her yeah like she couldn't just agree with what everyone was saying or like try to speak up when she didn't

know what was happening we were like be real be yourself and i think you see her grow throughout oh good i'm excited to see more of that because, yeah, I mean, I think she's absolutely adorable. Kyle and Amanda before we get into Luke. So have they set a date? They have. Oh, okay. September 2020. I'm going to Tulum with Amanda for like the bachelorette party.

I don't know if I'm a bachelorette yet or whatever bridesmaid whatever i don't know anything about weddings yeah i try to i try not to get like too close to anyone because i don't want to go to their wedding it's just how i like afford my apartment in new york yeah 28 years old being a bridesmaid isn't fun people who are like oh my god i love being a bridesmaid isn't fun. People who are like, oh my God, I love being a bridesmaid. I'm like, what? I just bought a $600 ticket to Tulum and I was like, ugh. But it's going to be so fun. It just isn't expensive.

Yeah, absolutely. If you have multiple ones in two months. Yeah. I mean, with Brittany, it was like we had Miami and then we had Kentucky. And like everyone just thinks Bravo pays for everything. But if it's something you're already going to do in life, they're not going to pay for it. So it's like we had to pay for our own life they're not going to pay for it so it's like we had to pay for our own flights like we had to pay for our own dresses we had i noticed

you shared a room with peter that one time yeah why it's cheaper did you pay for that we have to pay for things like i know they do they do but fucking fuckers, so it was like, I have crazy Kristen, bitchy Lala, or fun Peter. Like, those are my options. I was like, Peter was so sweet. And also, I live alone. I sleep alone and wake up, I mean, not anymore. Like, you know, I wake up with Brock a lot. But it's like, at the time, I'm like, I live alone, I sleep alone, I wake up alone.

Like, it's fun to go on a trip and, like, have a roommate for, like, two days. And then I'm like, oh, I want to be alone again. But Peter and I, we were like brother sister we spend like every thanksgiving together he's been at my family's house for the last like seven years probably so like we're just like fam and i was like wait that'd be fun like it was like we have this many rooms like i feel like you guys you never see you two interact so So it was so random and weird. So one thing which you never saw, but season five, when I was getting divorced before the scene with Shay, I filmed a scene with Peter. Because the day that production got word, like, he left me and he's not coming back. They were like, okay, it's October, November, but but we're gonna like pick up and bring cameras to your apartment and they wanted like I forget who it

was someone that did like not make sense at the time to come over because like Tom and Ariana weren't available and they're like we need to film this now it's real now we're sending a crew and I was like what this is like producer Jerry with his little camera comes up and they were like and I go Peter and he was my neighbor at the time we both lived at Park La Brea and I was like producer Jerry with his little camera comes up. And they were like, and I go, Peter. And he was my neighbor at the time. We both lived at Park La Brea. And I was like, Peter is the person I actually do talk to. And like, so we filmed this whole heartfelt scene.

He went to Marie Callender's, got my favorite soup for me. And we just had like the best moment. But you didn't see that. You see me talking to Lisa a week later. So it's like there have been Peter Sheenaena moments that you just don't yeah but yeah so um okay time to talk about luke and then i have a lot of questions that came in for you i also just want to say i made a note that when it shows Armand, it said, Hannah's friend. And I introduced him as my boy toy. I wish they could have run around as boy toy. Oh, my God.

I sent her a picture last night, and I was like, look at you. The PR girl. Yeah. She's the best. I love her. I hung out with her the whole time we were in New York. Oh, my God. She hit me up when I had, like, 2,000 followers, and she was like, do you want a facial? And I was like, yeah.

And then she's been with me, like, my whole journey. Yeah, I'm obsessed with her. And she's so cute. Yeah, she's so adorable. And she's been with me like my whole yeah i'm obsessed with her and she's so cute yeah she's so adorable she's just down for anything unlike me yeah she's like way more fun i was like i was supposed to be at that party but i got disinvited oh god or you could just be like the sudden charm guys and show up oh yeah oh my god i wonder how much shep is gonna be in the wedding episode because i feel like we might not see that much of him but he was he was there he was very much a presence he was the first person to post a video of britney walking down the aisle like live time i am here right now and it's like you should know better out of all guests here

you should know better I heard he was quite the guest he was walking into oncoming traffic like just blacked out did he have a date? I was supposed to be his date you poor baby you poor thing

he was too drunk to even make out with me I was like I can't do this I can't live in these conditions oh my god He was too drunk to even make out with me. I was like, I can't do this. I can't live in these conditions. Oh, my God. Yeah. I randomly went to, last time we did the podcast, I went to Santa Monica. Did I tell you?

I got off Santa Monica with my parents. We were starving. We find a little taco shack in Santa Monica. Oh, yeah, you ran into him. And he's there at a bar with a girl. I'm like, Shep, what are you doing here? So random. But the Bravo sphere is very small. Yeah.

Yeah. But yeah, those guys very small. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, those guys love how to party. Uh-huh. Yeah, no kidding. Who, marry, fuck, kill? Oh, I have one for you too. Okay. Austin, Shep, or Craig?

Okay, see, I don't know Austin and Craig as well personally. Uh-huh. So I feel, I don't want to kill Shep. I mean, we never had sex, but like, I mean, kind of been there, fooled around. Austin, Craig. Okay, let's see. I'll say Mary Craig because from what I know, I feel like, oh wait, or is it Austin? See, I'm getting them mixed up.

I think it's Austin. One of them's off and on. Who's off and on with the girlfriend? Austin. But thought is craig too craig is over with naomi okay so i think i would marry him not the guy who can't decide if he wants to be with his girlfriend or hook up with one of my friends um no i'm just just kidding no at bravo con it was like are you guys off are you on you're flirting you flirting with my friends? Because I see you. I see you. He's a sweet man.

Yes. So let's say Mary Craig. We all know you want to violently murder Shep. Often and kill Shep. But I love you, Shep. One of them has to go. I don't. Yeah. She goes, I don't know the other two, but I'll take them over, Shep. One of them has to go. I don't... Yeah.

She goes, I don't know the other two, but I'll take them over to Shep. Because I don't know them well enough to kill them. I feel like Shep and I would butthead. Well, because we both have, like, sharp personalities and shit on each other, I feel like. But not in a hot way. I feel like we just start arguing. Yeah. Yeah, see, I feel like Shep would make me want to kill him eventually. he could get me to that point so sorry i think ship's hot yeah i mean yeah i

wouldn't have hung out with him multiple times and made out with him and let him sleep in my bed if i didn't so anyway okay so for you and this came from a fan actually mary fuck kill i'm gonna give you a little shout out who Who did this come from? Okay. C. Schuller, 2213. I love Hannah so much. Mary, fuck, kill. Carl, Kyle, and Luke.

Okay. Mary, Luke, fuck Carl, kill Kyle. Ooh. I'd probably do the same. Actually, I think I would do the same So Luke What is I mean you're not with Armand anymore

That's not a secret I don't think But what's going on with Luke Because I don't know If there's a current thing going on Is this something that we're going to see play out Like what can you say I'm so excited that was the majority of questions everyone's like ask about luke or her and luke official yeah luke luke luke so luke and

i i think you know when you like i go for a lot of douchebags and like party boys and i met armand and he was kind of guy that like i could just talk to you for hours and i was like oh my god i've been going for the wrong guys this is the right guy guy for me. Like, I was even saying it. I was like, he's the one. He's the one. And then Lou came in the kitchen and I was like, oh, God. I want to hump his leg. But in my head, I was like, no, that's old Hannah. Like, you've dated. Like, he made your vagina tingle.

Yeah. But I've dated those guys who make my vagina tingle. And then I'm in therapy for two years because they, like, are fucked up. And fuck me up. And, like, I don't need to get my life ruined right now by him but then i started to see sides of him that i didn't expect like in the beginning when we were flirting i actually people were like how could you have so much self-control it's because i really was emotionally with someone else yeah and luke was just so fun to flirt with he's

we'd play tennis together every morning it was so fun and he was giving me so much attention and he laughed at all my jokes which is is my kink. Yeah. It's my kink. And I started to realize, I'm like, he's a stupid model. But he's, like, super creative when he was, like, making jewelry. And then how he— He doesn't come off as, like, a douchebag. Like, Jordan.

Oh, God. Luke is not a douchebag at all. Yeah. He, when he's coaching the kids, oh, my God. Did all of America just, like, orgasm? Yeah. I stan. But he told the kids oh my god did all of america just like orgasm yeah i i stand yes so i started to see a side of him that i didn't expect from male models he actually hates being called male model but that's like he was like the face of like holister any man who is a male model should still hate being called a male model he's very self-aware or like he also hates when people like talk about

his looks because that's all people talk to him about like i'll be on the phone with him and he'll be at a bodega and just hear the lady being like you're handsome are you a model and he's like yeah like he gets he's one he's the kind of person that every day people see him on the subway and they're like that's the hottest man i've ever seen like it's actually insane um But with that said, me and him, our relationship evolves. And all I can say right now is we're still very close. Ooh. T. Love it.

C. Berms wants to know. Oh, C. Berms. Loki need to know why Hannah and Lexi aren't friends anymore. Oh, my gosh. So Lexi and I, it's interesting. Do you know Lexi? Yeah. Basically, things happen with friends.

I met a lot of people when I was first filming in the Hamptons before I was on the show and we became friends. And then when the show aired, people changed with me. People start treating you differently when you get certain attention. Yeah. changed with me. People start treating you differently when you get certain attention. And then when Armand got on the show, because he's friends with a lot of them, people were accusing me of using Armand for the show. And I'm like, no offense, if I was going to use a guy for

reality TV, I wouldn't pick the shyest, quiet dude ever. He's terrible on TV. And I don't want to ruin his life. And I had just a lot of people talking bad things about me, who never talked bad about me before I got attention. Yeah. And I realized I had to cut some people out of my life.

So. Jealous. I'll say it. Kay and Ferris wants to know if you would ever go on The Bachelor. Actually, I would love to be The Bachelorette. Same. I would never do The Bachelor. Not now.

Before Brock. Pre-Brock. I actually never thought... I'm very competitive, and I feel like I couldn't do that show. Yeah. But I would love to see a Bachelorette with female comedians like Nikki Glaser,

like myself. There's so many hysterical... Yeah. And I think us shitting on the guys or like yelling about feminism to them would be so funny. Do you know who Jade Catapretta is? The new host of The Soup? She would be.

Love her. I want to see. Yes. I don't want to see these girls just being like, how do you want me to conform to what society wants? I want to see girls who are funnier. Yeah. Smarter.

Just fuck with dudes. I agree. Yeah. Mm hmm. Let's see there's uh can you guys make a trade with summer house hannah for brett and max oh my god thanks hayley oh my god i can't imagine filming a scene with you guys i'll be wild i would take you over brett and max for sure i appreciate that um but wait someone else had asked Stephanie T4

wants to know would Hannah live in Summer House if all the other house guests were dudes I would yes that would make everything even better and Paige I like to keep Paige yeah I like need someone to be like right am I being an idiot or can we talk shit about that person yeah to stay sane

Lana wants to know who you're dating now. Stay tuned. It might be Luke. It might be. And let's see. One more. If the timeline worked, would you two have auditioned to be on each other's shows? Interesting.

So if Vanderpump Rules was in New York or if you were living in L.A., would you have done it? It's funny because I didn't realize I wanted to get into entertainment until like 26. Yeah. But if I was in L.A. and I was 21, I was working at a restaurant. I was 26 when I started on the show. You did. I was 26. If I was 26 and I was working at a restaurant and they were like, there's a show, I'd be like, but you did it when it was riskier. And I didn't want to do it.

I was low-key, not forced, but very strongly convinced to do it. I wanted nothing to do with reality TV. Because you wanted to be an actress. Yeah, and I was just getting my guest star credits up and booking regular work, regular commercials. Dude, back then, it was like Jersey Shore. And I am not good at partying. So I'm just saying that I did it in a lot safer time.

Yeah. I don't know if I would have been able to have the balls to do it when you did it. Yeah. I mean, thinking back, I was at Villa Blanca for lunch today. And I was like, it's been a decade, over a decade since this restaurant was open and like all of this started we shot our pilot in october 2011 oh my god like it's insane oh my god what's crazy too is last night just got into la two days ago i'm waiting i'm in an uber and i see katie and tom just walking really and i'm like how small is this city? Seriously.

They don't even live in WeHo anymore. Yeah, it was crazy. They're probably coming from TomTom. Yeah, it was right by TomTom. But it was just like, imagine if I was just a random fan and saw that. I'd be like, this place is crazy. No, people freak out. I mean, when you go to work at Sir, it just must be insane now.

I mean, we can show you tonight if you want. I don't know how you handle it. I really don't. I just must be insane now. I mean, we can show you tonight if you want. I don't know how you handle it. I really don't. I smoke a lot of weed. Cool. But. I also think people don't know that shit about you.

Like, they don't know those sides to you. No. And it's like, I mean, there are so many scenes this season I filmed so high. And, like, my mom. And it was the scene with Dana when I'm like, there's just something about you that irks me. And I'm, like, laughing. My mom was like, you were high, weren't you? I was like, definitely was.

I'm like, I just get like extra courage and give zero fucks when I'm high. And I was just like, fuck it. I'm like, I don't know what it is about your face. It bothers me. It was just like, it was so rude. And she's just looking at you and you're just like, we're being funny. So fun. so rude and she's just looking at you and you're just like we're being funny so fun i think i love that you've been able to since last time i saw you kind of embrace what they've given you to

then own it yeah in terms of like the boy crazy brand you've nailed it i think where they like showed even i wish they showed more like crazy cat lady scenes because that is like so many people would relate to like you being at home like with beautiful photos of yourself and like a gorgeous cat laying on your lap and just being like this is fucking life yeah smoking a joint right and that's i mean it's california it's legal but i think there's some like legalities that they can't show us yeah i think cigarettes are okay the thing that kills people and gives people cancer but the thing that helps people people with cancer, God forbid, don't light a joint. My God. I don't understand it.

People are literally smoking cigarettes to quit juuling now. Like, it's gotten so out of control. It's so bad. People who never smoke cigarettes are smoking juuls. Yes. It's so bad. I also am convinced that everyone's high in LA. I recently went to an elevator and was talking to my friend.

And no one pressed any buttons. And we all just stood there for like a minute. And someone was like, did no one press a button? And then I was like, this would never happen in New York. New York people would be like, we're in LA! We're in LA! Everyone's like, we're just chilling. Oh my god, that's so true.

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