Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Bromance with Brock Davies and Nema Vand

Episode Date: September 18, 2020

Brock and Nema return to Scheananigans… and a bromance is in the making! They talk about expectations in relationships, play a fun game of F*ck, Marry, Kill with your favorite Bravo stars, and more! Scheananigans with Scheana Shay is produced by ACTIONPARK MEDIA. Follow us on Instagram: @scheana @scheananigans @actionparkmediagroupSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans, and now here's your host, Sheena Shea. Hello, everyone. Getting into some Shenanigans back in studio in L.A. Brock and I have road tripped up for the day. We have a couple meetings, and then we're going to Orange County for the day. We have a couple meetings and then we're going to Orange County for the night. So I figured, while we're in LA, let's stop by the studio, record a podcast with one of our favorite people, Mr. Nima

Vand. How are you? Hey, buddy. This is so exciting. I was just saying, you guys are like two of my favorite people. So the fact that you guys are in LA and I get to spend an hour with you is like a nice little break for me. We have like back-to-back appointments today, so I'm like, you're literally the first person I would want to see in L.A., so I'm like, why don't you just do the podcast

so we can hang out and catch up, but just let the world listen to it at the same time. Yeah, we were trying to catch up before, but she's like, you've got no time, we've got to get in here, we've got to record, we're trying to talk shop. Oh, he's sleeping the entire drive up, right? And then he's like, oh, we're in West Hollywood? I wonder where my friend so-and-so, Oscar,

what's his name? Oscar. Yeah, I wonder where my friend Oscar is. I was like, we don't have time. No, I know. We were outside and Brock and I were talking for like five minutes catching up because we're still like, our bromance is growing every day. And we were having like a moment outside and Sheena like full-on like mommed us and was like, guys,

we need to take a photo and we need to go inside right now. We're like, yes, mom. We can continue this conversation later. Yeah, guys, we need to take a photo and we need to go inside right now. We're like, yes, mom. We can continue this conversation later. Yeah. Well, we got a 2 p.m. And then I don't know. Is there traffic again? I haven't been in L.A. in like two months, month and a half.

L.A. is, I think, getting very close to going back. The production community for commercials told us that they're at 80 percent. Oh, wow. What they used to be for the pandemic. So it's getting there. Yeah. So we have to be in Orange County and it's Friday. And I'm like, honey, there's going to be traffic.

Well, Brock's going to sleep the whole time. It doesn't make a difference. No, he's driving to Orange County. I can swap it over. It's not like make out as if I just sleep and you're on my chauffeur everywhere. Relax. He had to be up at 5 a.m. for work this morning. So I said I would drive here, and then

you drive to Orange County because I need to do my makeup while you drive. Brock, I would suggest the next time that happens that you sit in the back seat and really treat it like a full Uber experience. Ask her for a charger. Ask her for a charger. Back seat, honey. Excuse me,

ma'am. Do you have a charger for me? Would you like some snacks? We'll give you a good review there. When Ubers used to give you snacks, when they really cared about their five-star reviews, now they're just worried about not getting a creepy case against them. We had it so good back in the day. Snacks, bottles of water, those were the days. Is Uber and that still a thing right now?

Isn't there a thing going on where they're going to stop working because they want to change to hourly rate or employees or something like that going on? Do you read about that? Yeah, that was a thing and then it Aren't they, isn't there like a thing going on where they're going to stop working because they want to change to hourly rate or employees or something like that going on? Do you read about that? I think, yeah, that was a thing and then it wasn't a thing. No, it's a thing. It's a thing. California is making Uber classify their drivers as employees. Gotcha.

And then before it got shut down, a court put an injunction and said, we need to like hear this out. So that's why Uber is still operating. But it's an unresolved issue. It's still a thing. It could go away in California. I think we should just, I mean, I'm not an Uber driver, but I like how it is right now.

So sorry about it. Yeah. TBD. Brock also thought that we could make it from here in West Hollywood to Glendale to then Newport Beach in less than two hours on Friday. Yeah, but two hours when you convert it for like, you know, Aussie time. It's different. I've got it covered. I don't know why you still think this is

not happening. Once we leave here, honey, I'm chopping your ass and we're driving to Glendale and then going down to our date. By the way, are you from Australia or New Zealand? I was raised in Australia, but my blood born in New Zealand. Okay, because I actually met someone from New Zealand recently and they said Australia,

and they were like deeply offended by that. Then they're just done. Oh, yeah. They're a little slight. If they feel like, oh, I'm from New Zealand, you got to... It's like you going to somebody, oh, where are you from in America? Right. Or Canada.

They don't really get upset, do they? I don't know. No, but there's certain people, like certain New Zealand Kiwis, who get very offended if you ask them if they're from Australia. Well, it's just because they're in LA. But even like... Firstly, they left New Zealand towis who get very offended if you ask them if they're from Australia. Well, it's just because they're in LA. Firstly, they left New Zealand to come to Australia. British, South African, how there's certain accents that you're like, oh, are you from London?

No, I'm from South Africa. And they get so offended. It's like, I don't know. I'm American. I can tell the difference between South Africa and London, but I thought Kiwi was a derogatory term for the long. I thought Kiwis was like the one you didn't say. Well, we did not.

I mean, right now, I don't know if we can say it, but you know. Well, no, I had someone just message me the other day because I posted a white wine in my story and she was like, oh, we Kiwis love our,

it was a New Zealand white wine. I was like, oh, are we allowed to say this? We're a flightless bird. You can say this, buddy. No one's getting offended back home for kind of once Kiwis.

We're good. I think my favorite Sauvignon Blancs are from New Zealand. It's the best. Yeah. Shout out that you just said that because I didn't know

what the fuck a kiwi was. It's a fruit. It's his bird, right? It's a little bird. He's about this big and he's got a beak, like a long beak. He eats grubs and that, but he can't fly anywhere. So that's why it's only in New Zealand. But it's definitely not the green fruit.

But it's not the green fruit kiwi either. But we eat a lot of them. But yeah, no, that's just a fruit. But we have a flightless bird. It's like you guys have the hawk. Yeah. We have a flightless bird representing New Zealand. We're the toughest people in the world.

Is it a hawk or is it an eagle? It's an eagle, my bad. I was going to let that slide. It's Australia to New Zealand. See, just let it slide. You're like, he doesn't know. I'm sorry. I feel sorry for him, you know?

I do think from us watching Below Deck Med so much, though, I now have a lot of the different accents down. I'm like, oh, he's South African. He's not British. He's Northern British. You can definitely tell the difference in the dialects. Like even his friends who are Australian, I can tell when he's on the phone

which Aussie he's talking to based on their accent because they are very different. Oh yeah. I love all that. I love the Aussie slang. I know it all. Every day I learn a little bit more. Like one of my favorite expressions, I say I'm cooked. Yes. Oh my yeah. Thank you. I love all that. I love the Aussie slang. I know it all. Every day I learn a little bit more. Like one of my favorite expressions, I say I'm cooked. Yes. Oh, my God.

One of my favorite things I say. Welcome to our boys' friend group because we're always getting cooked. Add me to the WhatsApp group chat right now. I know one word. I'll chime in once every three months. If you chime in with I'm cooked with the boys, we'll just be like, yes. Oh, God. What have I started? By the way, can'll just be like, yes! Oh, God. What have I started?

By the way, can we just address one elephant in the room, please? I'm just going to say this right now. Is there a ring on Sheena's finger that I'm looking at? It is. It's a rose gold honeybee that I wear every day. Oh, I thought it was like an engagement. I was like, is there something exclusive? But that's like the finger you're supposed to put it on, right?

That's the engagement finger. Yeah, it's just the finger it fits on. And I like it more on my left than my right. My right has tattoos. My left doesn't have anything. I was thrown for a loop there. I thought there was a... Yeah, I think everybody was.

The last three days was trending, honey. But I've been wearing this ring for like three, four months. I know, but she... Look, I have matching earrings. But you're wearing it on the finger. That implies... Because it's a size four and a half, and that's just what size that finger is. Listen, guys, we all know why

Shin does some things she does because she loves to create some stuff. Honey, I've been wearing it for months. But she has. This is why I love Brock so much. I have a tan line

I've been wearing it since. He just called this exactly for what this was right now. You know exactly what you're doing. She's giving us the finger which is not ladylike and she knows exactly

what she's doing. I know what ring I'm meant to get when it gets there. She sent me a photo. We've got text messages. I talked to Kyle Chan. I said, look, when the time is right, this is what I want.

And I don't want a real quote unquote, like normal diamond. Been there, done that. I think that's honestly a waste of money. I don't need, you know, I mean, I've already had one of those rings and there's so many other beautiful diamonds out there that are so much more affordable. I would rather have an eight carat Morganite diamond than I mean, and don't get me wrong, like Heather Young, like her ring is goals. But I could duplicate that with a Morganite for a few grand compared to, you know, several zeros. I love Tarek. He's the man. Yeah. But I was like, bro, fuck know, several zeros. I love Tarek.

He's the man. Yeah. But I was like, bro, fuck you, dude. You sent us all back like a solid decade here, you know? And he was like, well, you know how to do it. I'm like, no, like seriously, go fuck yourself. I love you, but go fuck yourself. It's the most gorgeous ring ever.

And you know, if you're a multimillionaire, then by all means, we're not. Even if we're there, excuse me, we will be. We'll see. We're not there yet, but I'm just, I don't need, I've never been, we're not. Oh, well, even if we're there, excuse me, we will be. We'll see. Well, we're not there yet, but I'm just, I don't need, I've never been, I think you know this, I mean, I've never been a materialistic person. You know, my backpack, I actually upgraded to Guess. It was Forever 21 for the last year.

But I mean, I just don't like spending money on materialistic things. And look what happened to Kim Kardashian. Not saying I'm Kim Kardashian and going to get robbed but that jewelry almost cost her her life. I just don't think it's really worth it. I'm okay with that. Keep thinking like that baby. Money doesn't have to be spent. This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to Brock.

This is like the greatest thing. I saw this Morganite diamond that Kyle Chan posted and I was like oh my god. And I have a ring from him that's a Morganite but it's not as like clear as the Opal, whatever one. And I reached out to him and I was like, oh my God, this ring is stunning. And I was like, how much does something like this go for? And it was so affordable. I was like, I'm sorry, what? Why would I want a normal, real, whatever diamond? I think if you're secure in your relationship, which you guys are,

and you're in love, it doesn't matter. You know what I mean? It makes no difference. Like, it doesn't matter. Like, as long as you're happy and he's happy, who cares? Yeah, exactly. And I know that was like such a big thing on Selling Sunset last season was Mary didn't get a real diamond. And I thought it was like a cubic. And I was like, okay, do a little better. But I think it was a Morganite. And I'm like, why do you care what kind of diamond she's wearing? It's still, it's a symbol. And that's all that matters. It's because girls are too observant.

Guys will like, no, guys would never. If I saw that ring on your finger, I'd be like, damn, Brock got a $200,000 diamond. Good for him. Wouldn't think anything of it. But women, like, they notice every little nuance of everything. And that's what it's really for. And I just, there's so many better things we could spend our money on. I mean, I would rather put $50,000 in a savings account towards a house than, you know, on my finger.

So, anyway. I have a fun game of merry fuck kill for you, Nima. I love it. I love it. I'd like to quickly revisit that. I would very much like to infiltrate Brock's guy group chat. I'm being dead I love it. I'd like to quickly revisit that. I would very much like to infiltrate Brock's guy group chat. I'm being dead serious about this. I think that I'm assuming that it's a bunch of like burly, you know, rugby guys.

And every group of rugby guys needs a Persian metrosexual friend. We love a good Persian in there, bro. And chime in once in a blue moon. So I'd like to be added in. In the group, we have one of the guys is dating Solmaz, and she's actually Persian. So we got Persian in there, but we can get the guy Persian. Oh, shit. I didn't realize that. So we're good.

We got some culture in there, so you can bring it in there for sure. I don't know if you're going to, yeah. Yeah. You still need to come down to San Diego and visit. I have not been invited formally to San Diego. Bullshit. And not to pick a bone, but let's pick one. Let's pick one. There seemed to have been a very

lovely weekend extravaganza this past weekend down in San Diego where I saw Tom and Ariana. I was seeing fun workouts on the beach. It's called COVID. Rocks in a Speedo. And I'm like, wow, this would have been fun. Maybe my

invitation was lost in the mail. I don't know. No, it's that your bougie ass needs a five-star hotel. They were all booked over Labor Day weekend. They all slept on the floor, Brian. Trust me. We called. We had people sleeping on the floor. We had one guy sleep outside on the lounge furniture.

That was just because he went on a trip. Was that Max? No, no, Max. He cooked himself, Brian. Max slept on the landing strip on our staircase. Oh, wow. Yes. That's resorted. And then left at 6 a.m. because he spoke to landing strip on our staircase. Oh, wow. Yes. That's where he slept.

And then left at 6 a.m. because he spoke to somebody and it just sent him off, didn't it? Jamie gave him a psychic greeting. And then he left the house, came back. For like three hours. Three hours. Comes back, takes like a two-hour nap, and then it was still disturbing him, so he just left. Wow. That must have been a hell of a reading.

I was like, Jamie, what did you do? She made me leave. She goes, Max, you have a secret and you don't want Sheena to know it. Sheena, you need to leave. I was like, excuse me? You're asking me to leave my own house? And she's like, I need you to go. I only ever get the best psychic readings.

I don't know if it's like an energy thing. Yeah. Because that would like really freak me out. Yeah. I had someone tell me one time that I was like a revolutionary war hero, like 1775. Past life. Like, yeah. Like then that same person was like, and then in another life, you were a gynecologist.

And I was like, okay. It's always very positive. It's never negative. It's never like you were a serial killer. Someone, no, you got to leave now. Never into that shit. I would not. I'm not a fan.

It's not the fact I'm not a fan of it. I know what it is. It's okay. He doesn't believe it. It wasn't now. Actually, I do. Because one of my members explained it to me very easily. She's like, what? You don't believe in spirits? I was like, no. She was like, where are you from? I was like, New Zealand. It wasn't now. Actually, I do. Because one of my members explained it to me very easily. She's like, what, you don't believe in spirits?

I was like, no. She was like, where are you from? I was like, New Zealand. She was from Africa. She was like, but it's in our culture, right? Your ancestors are there. I was like, what's my ancestors? She's like, what do you think they are?

I was like, not Casper the ghost. Yeah. But she was like, no, but that's what that is. That's your anchor. She's like, you're from New Zealand. That's where your mana, that's where your family's from. I was like, oh, that makes sense then. So then I got tarot card readings all weekend.

Just money. I'm going to put myself on the record here. I do not believe in ghosts either at all. That's different though than spirits and what mediums can connect with. So who are they talking to then? Who's Jamie having conversations with? Spirits. They're not ghosts.

But if you're a medium and you can like detect stuff why are these people not winning the lotto every single day why are they not like multi-millionaires those aren't the messages that they need to receive or to give some of them may need them there's psychics there's mediums there's clairvoyance

there's a lot of different levels of it Jamie is a medium what's Brett he's so adorable. He thinks he's psychic. I'm like, I go, honey, it's just called intuition. We all have it. Shana is going to eat today.

It's a gift. I have a gift. It's like, Shana, did you go to sleep last night? No, but he thinks he has these abilities. And I'm like, you know what? I think everyone, you know, they say like the third eye, like everyone has

the ability to chime into certain parts of the brain that you don't usually use. That's my full process on it. However, there's things with Jamie that like she doesn't know Max very well. And there are just things with other people that it's not like we told her a

story once and she kept it in her brain in her subconscious somewhere and then brought it up six months later like these are things that she could have never known and max is on google his name this is this is exactly honestly no but the things that she told him she wouldn't i and i respect it but i was like tell me what was the secret, but the things that she told him, she wouldn't, and I respect it, but I was like, tell me what was the secret I need to know. And she's like, I can't like, it's like patient doctor confidentiality bullshit. I'm like, what the fuck? You're doing these readings in my house and you're not even going to tell me like what

his secret is. I want to know. Sidebar. Jamie's the sweetest person. And I want to say like, shout out to Jamie. We love you. This is not in any way a critique on you. It's just broken eyes, feelings on the mediums in general.

But I'm saying the things that she was saying to Max are not Google-able things. They're reachable things. Like, did a female pass in your life? I heard that question. Obviously. Correct. Everyone has a female and a male ancestor. Obviously, that's where we came from.

I think the real issue here is that Brock and I are clearly bonding, and she is very threatened by this. And now the medium thing is just like a smoke screen, and it's clearly like two-on-one here. And I really am enjoying this dynamic. I've got to be honest with you. Can I ask one unrelated question? Sure. Do you guys share hair products? Because you guys both have luxurious hair.

We actually share a brush, actually. The Brush X. Yeah, that's true. That you haven't seen from our commercials. Do you fight over the brush? No. We don't usually use it at the same time. Okay.

So I only wash my hair once a week. It's so annoying. So he will get in the shower with his bun, get it wet, get out of the shower, take it out, and then rewrap it. And not even brush his hair sometimes. And it still just is healthy and looks good. It looks great, yeah.

It's very luxurious. Boney, you have very luxurious hair. I'm very jealous. On the one day a week that we do both want to dry our hair, we have the BrushX. It's like this. Oh, I've seen. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I've seen. Yeah. It gets all the ions on my hair gone. It've seen it. Oh, yeah. I've seen it. Yeah. It releases negative ions. It is amazing. But this is one of the products that I keep posting every month because we legitimately use it. And I don't promote products on my Instagram that I don't actually use. So whether it's a vibrator or a hair dryer. We definitely use that vibrator.

Hey. We do. Why not? You guys are hair goals because if I could rock long hair, Persians go from, like, I think chic to, like, greasy and gross. With long hair, like, instantaneously. So, like, I can't do it. Yeah.

All right. I got a permission here. Who are we? What's the game we're playing? Marry, fuck, kill. Oh, I think you're going to be killing some people, I know. That's just a prediction. I want to know.

So I gave these to Brock last night and we were trying to predict what you would say. So I just want to see if we're right. Alright, so we're going to start with your show. Sure. Gigi, Destiny, Lily Galici. Okay. I would marry Lily because she's got money in the bank.

I would... I guess I would like probably fuck Gigi and kill Destiny. See, I wasn't sure about that one. I was like, would you go there with Gigi or would you just kill her? Because you guys have had some issues. I don't want to, I don't, I don't. Just kill her.

Listen, we're not in a very good place, but I will say I don't want any drama with Gigi because like, it's just easier when we get along. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Plus I feel like a duel with Gigi to the death, I'm losing that duel. You would die. I'm losing that duel.

I'm going to kill you. She's just going to nag you. I'd rather just have sex once and call it a day. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, it's like, no. I feel like that's like one of those, just like that unfinished business between the two of you.

Like, you eventually got to bang it out. Oh, no, it's finished. It's done. We have never banged it out. Yeah, but every time it's finished, then something happens. Yeah, but you can't crop me out of photos, dog, and then expect for us to flirt anymore. Well, maybe your teeth were just too white for the photo. I guess so.

Maybe that was it. You were taken away from it. Teeth envy. Look at his smile. All right. Moving on to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Okay. We've got Denise Richards, Brandi Glanville, Lisa Vanderpump.

Oh, you're not picking my crush on that show. No. You're not. You know, I think Dorit is just like the hot idiot. Yeah, no, I was gonna put her in, I was like, no, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put in LVP. Give me the choices again. Denise, Brandy, LVP. Oh, I mean, you're marrying LVP

again for the same reason. Obviously. I gotta be, I gotta be kept. Let's be real. This is like a goal in my life is to be kept, so that's a clear thing. And then, I'm having sex with Denise for sure, because that was every guy, every guy remembers wild things, that was a thing, and then I'm killing Brandy. Yeah,, because that was every guy. Every guy remembers wild things. That was a thing.

And then I'm killing Brandy. Yeah. That's no offense, but I think you're really nice, but I met you once. You're very nice, but no. All right. Charlie, Raquel and Dana. Look at the way Sheena just looked at me when she said Charlie, because the backstory is like a billion months ago, I was like, Oh, that girl, Charlie's really cute.

That's funny. Yeah. And like, so, that girl Charlie's really cute. That's funny. Yeah. And so she gave me this look. So to keep with that, I'm going to marry Charlie. Oh, really? Yeah. We're going to upgrade Charlie to wife status. Okay.

She went to wife status? Yeah. I thought you'd just shag her. I'm going to, I'll say I'll shag Raquel and I'm going to kill Dana. Yeah. Okay. Well, I thought you'd shag Charlie. I was just going to wife her.

I thought marrying is like an upgrade. I would wife Raquel. Yeah. Would you? Yeah. I mean. I kill Dana. Yeah. Okay. Well, I thought you'd shag Charlie. I was just going to walk for it. I thought marrying is like an upgrade. I would wife for Cal. Yeah. Would you? Yeah, I mean. I would wife for Cal. I think she's... Can I just establish I've never met any people.

I'm going off of like very surface level. We're just going surface level. No, it's like, yes. It's a surface level game. And plus, Charlie and I follow each other and she's really sweet. So I like it. If you put this game into like below surface level, now you're going to get yourself in trouble.

It's just surface level. Right. All right. get yourself in trouble. This is just surface level. All right. In the grand finale, The Witches of WeHo. Oh, my God. This got me in trouble one time. You remember this. This got me in a lot of trouble one time. Can you tell the story?

Well, let's make a decision first. Well, remember how Nima and I ended up going out because I thought he had a crush on me, which was it Shervin? Shervin. Shervin told me that Nima and I ended up going out because I thought he had a crush on me, which was it Shervin or? Shervin. Shervin told me that Nima liked me. And I was like, he seems. False news though, right? It wasn't you.

Yeah. Fake news. It was actually Stassi. I used to have like a very small crush on Stassi. And this is right when she met Bo. And it was like a cutesy little joke thing. Yep. Never anything serious.

So Shervin goes on shenanigans and he's like, oh man, Nima really has a crush on you. And then he calls me. He's like, hey dude, I totally put in work for you. I was like, work with what? He's like, oh, I told Sheena I get a crush on her. I was like, you mean Stassi? And he's like, oh fuck. And I was like, why would you

say that? He's like, oh, I don't know. I don't know what I did. And then it took you on like a guilty date? So then I met Nima. He was a Chargers fan. There was a playoffs game. We were at American Junkie in Hermosa. He came up to me and I was like, Mom, I was like, this is the guy who has a crush on me. I was like,

maybe, you know, I'll give him my number or whatever. I think he slid in the DMs. Both of you guys have slid in my DMs. We're friends. We think DMs are full. Stop business relationships. We'll slide in there and pick up chicks. That's what Instagram is for. What she is not telling you is that we went to dinner one time, and I made a joke that

was very ill-fated. You know when you say something as a guy that you think is going to land, and it just absolutely does not land at all? We were literally having dinner, and I was like, oh, well, you know, Stassi was clearly my first choice. And I was like, you know, if one were to rank the girls on Vanderpump Rules, and I was like, oh, well, you know, like Stassi was clearly my first choice. And I was like, you know, if one were to rank the girls on Vanderpump Rules and I obviously put Sheena last

as like a joke. I think I put like literally every woman. I think I put like Schwartz ahead of you. I put like everybody. And Sheena went like, there was no bounce back. She was so offended. And then you like never bounce back the whole dinner. You were like put off by that.

So now let's do the Witches of WeHo with that backstory in place. Continue. Stassi, Kristen, and Katie. I would... I'd still fuck Stassi. I would probably marry Katie and kill Kristen. I said the same in my head.

No, we didn't. I did. Really? I would marry Kristen. Surface level. That means... I don't. I did. Really? I would marry Kristen. That means surface level. That means, no, I don't know. I'm out on this one. I would marry Kristen. She cooks. She cleans.

But again, I don't know Kristen. Oh, yeah. You guys have all this contact. Stop going on the surface level again, honey. We just went on looks. Oh. I mean, you're selling me on Kristen. I could revise my answer.

Are you trying to change our answers now? Come on, honey. I'm just saying Kristen is wifey material in my book. Well, there you go. She's got a lot going for her. Who are you marrying? Who are you? Oh, I'm going to shag Katie because she has the best ass I've ever seen.

Does she really? Sorry, Stassi. She does. And literally, not one ounce of cellulite. Ariana and I have always been so jealous and envious of that because we're like, what the fuck? She has such a great ass. That's a total genetic thing, though. Yeah, it really is. It was's a total genetic thing though. Yeah, it really is.

It was just a total genetic thing. Yeah, but that's always been mine when I get the witches of WeHo. I mean, I know Stassi would kill me if the tables were turned. Have you guys seen, and this is a question that I have, in the decades long

that you guys have all been friends, I'm talking about the girls. Actually, let's throw the guys in there too. Okay. Has everyone seen everyone naked on that show? No one's seen me naked other than the women.

No one. No one. Unless they watched me on a show back in the day. The women have all seen you naked. Yes. And you've seen all the women naked. Yes. Such a unique thing to me for girls. Yeah. Well, I mean, especially just shopping together and like changing you know, in dressing rooms. Yeah, but I one

time had a girlfriend tell me that she literally they, her and her girlfriend, not sexual at all, would shower together to save time. Like, we got to be out. I thought not. That's the weirdest. Could you imagine, like Brock, could you ever imagine when your boy's been like,

hey, you know what, dude, we got to be out of here in five minutes. Just hop in with me, bud. You get my back, I'll get yours, and we'll get the hell out of here. Well done, man. What is happening? Am I the only one that's like,

But it wasn't like to save time. Like, we're in the footage here. We're playing rugby.. What is happening? Am I the only one that's like... But it wasn't like the same time. Like, we're in the footy shed. We're playing rugby. And at the end of the game, there's like four showers. That's different. And so it's like, bro, just get in there. Give me some water. Like, we're showering. Listen, I'm going to give you a partial pass because if it's a team shower, that's okay. But if you're loofahing each other,

that's when the pass ends. I use loofahing each other in your showers? No. Yeah. I don't think we're luffa-ing. I'm not, definitely. But even at my home shower, I've had a shower with my bro, but that's because we've got to go. We've got to pick up the chicks, though. This is absolutely fucking insane to me.

I don't understand. It's Friday night. I've worked all week. We've got to pick up chicks. Us girls have fully compared every part of our body. That is so bizarre. We have them in each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because, you know, vaginas look different.

Nipples are different. We're like, oh, you have that, and I have this. Yeah, I think it's different. Nipples are different. We're like, oh, you have that and I have this. I think it's okay. I'm just like, this is like the Twilight Zone. You guys are like, your vagina looks like this and my vagina looks like that. Yeah, because Lala would always be like, yeah, I have a fat pussy. And I was like, what does that mean? Can we just talk about this?

Because I have dated two girls in my life who openly say they have fat pussies. And it was the weirdest thing in the world to me. I'm like, excuse me? What does a fat pussy look like? Let's talk about this. Let's talk about the W-A-P pussy. It's like, you know what a Barbie looks like? Yes.

Like that. So you just don't see the middle. Well, you know what they would tell me? Is that they would say that they would, and this is so ridiculous, but they would tell me. Like an innie? Like an innie. I guess, yeah. Like a burger bun with nothing in between.

Yes, like that. But they would tell me that they would like, they don't fit into like regular bathing suits. Oh, they fit. Like stuff hangs out. Because it's like, it's a batter. That's a cheeseburger with extra cheese. Yeah, I don't know. Is that what like Lala's talking about?

Extra lettuce. No, she's talking like she looks like a Barbie. Like it's just like, it's like a poof, you know? Oh no, I've had girls be like, oh no, like it's very like, it's a wider set vagina. Oh. That doesn't fit into a standard. She didn't mean it that way.

Bad pussy. Monis. No. Anyway. This is just things guys never do. And I went to an all guys high school. I was in a fraternity. I've never been like, hey man, my dick is this way. What's your dick like? It never happened in a million years.

It's like, cool. I know if I blow on it, something happens. It changes. So it's kind of like we can't really compare it. And if I compare it, now I'm having an issue with my feelings and myself if my dick's getting excited. So we don't have that conversation, girls. It's kind of like uniquely refreshing that you guys are so comfortable with it. That's how it should be.

Yeah. There was a season when Ariana, I mean, it was literally her storyline and she was just saying how self-conscious she was about her vagina literally all season. And I was like, well, what's yours look like? Like, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. And then her and I are twins. And I was like, wait, should I be self-conscious if you're self-conscious? Like, what the hell? They look the same.

So then Lala's like, well, I got a fat one. I'll show you. And we're like, oh, yours is different than ours. But like, it was just, yeah, we've all compared. Thanks for that, babe. Awesome. What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive.

Now you know what Ari on his vagina looks like. Yeah, now you kind of have a visual. Now we're going to see him at the beach and be like, oh, what's going on down there? Anyway, so Nima, how is your dating life during this pandemic? I mean, look, when you go on a date during the pandemic, you're basically risking your life every time. You're like, now my, I'm not even saying,

I literally go on their Instagram and I'm like, are you social distancing? Are you out and about? Because if you're out and about, like, I don't know that I want to hang out with you. What what clarifies the social distancing because i feel like we've got to a point now where we've accepted some sort of socializing but not like you're not the one at those house parties if you are like raging at a party or like an outdoor event and there's people clearly not just like not giving a fuck i'm not here to tell anyone what to do yeah it's just not for me dude

right it's a wrap. If you're at a brunch, a dinner, this is not a deal breaker to me. But if you're just Vegas pool, party rocking, we're not going to top us together. It's not going to happen. I've got plenty of friends in San Diego that I haven't seen for months because I'm like, I don't need that. I mean, same. My closest girlfriend in San Diego, I have not seen since the bioluminescence,

whenever that was, I think that was the last time I saw her. And we were outside at the beach. We were wearing masks. We were apart, but I haven't seen her since we moved to San Diego because she's on a freaking boat partying in Arizona, like every other weekend. And I'm like, I love you and I miss you.

But like, and she already thought she had Corona once and then she tested negative. But I'm like the fact that you got so close to thinking, like, I think I finally got it and I'm doing everything to try and get it. I'm just like, fuck, I miss you. Like,

can you just like stop seeing people for a little bit so we can hang out? It's easy. You can just stop reset for 12 days. Now you're doing the right thing. Balance is everything to me. So like I, people are going to live their lives. I get that.

But you just kind of have to have a little bit of balance. So what is it like being single in pandemic? Because we mainly kill each other plenty of times. But I think out of it, we end up moving. I would say a handful, not plenty. Every other day. What are you talking about? I'm just joking.

I think our relationship grew really well. And then I see my friends who's on Tinder now. Hinge is the new one pumping in San Diego. There's so many. And they I think, and then I see my friends who's on Tinder now, or is it Hinge is the new one pumping in San Diego. There's so many. And they're just trying to, they're trying to date on there. Otherwise they're flying them in. So what's dating life like secretly?

Okay. So I want your opinion on this because one of Brock's friends is talking to a girl who lives on the East coast. Okay. They have met in person last year, but she lives on the East coast. All right. They have met in person last year, but she lives on the East Coast. All right.

So he wants to fly her out here for a couple of days and do like a wine tasting trip or something like up north. What's your thought on that? And do you fly the girl first class or then you don't because then you're setting that precedent. Brock and I. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just stop at that. Let's just leave it at that.

Like who engages in this conversation? Who pays for the flight ticket flight ticket let's not let's just talk about the flight ticket i'm very opinionated on this topic i will say um and shout out to your friend for being a good guy he's a he's a legend that's why i'm trying to look out i'm looking out for my boy so i would say that the person who's initiating the trip i'm assuming is the guy which is like the dinner date like whoever initiates it. Right. So this person is obligated to pay for the entire trip. That includes a flight and the wine tasting or whatever they're going to do.

Yeah. That's a given. And I think it'd be very weird. Well, with the fires, I don't know if it's still wine tasting, but whatever he wanted to do. But it would be very weird to be like, hey, girl on East Coast, come out here. And by the way, can you Venmo me $300 for the ticket? So skip the Venmo part. Be like, hey, you should come out here to Cali. I'll take care of you if you want to come out.

Yeah, I also think it's- Could you have that conversation too? Be like, look, I'm pretty sure you're in the same situation as me and you can afford to fly out here. How about I come out? How do you know that? You don't know her work life. Yeah, you're right.

It's not even that though. I think it's just like an old school gentlemanly thing to do. Thank you. No, no. They did that before they had planes. Okay, It's not even that, though. I think it's just like an old school gentlemanly thing to do. Thank you. No, no. They did that before they had planes, okay? Let's not continue that service. But as a segue to planes, I don't think the obligation is to play first class. Yeah.

That sets a very- I think comfort. Yeah. We're not talking Spirit Airlines. Give her some extra leg room. You know, maybe a drink coupon or something. I'm not giving her a Greyhound ticket. I've seen you in four days.

He said that. I was like, do you want a ticket? Get a bus ticket. No, no. I think you buy a regular flight. You buy a comfort seat. You're not buying the cheapest. Give the poor girl a chance to pick her fucking seat. And then, the good thing is, she has an opportunity to upgrade herself if she wants to.

Right. Because like, hey, I'm going out to the West Coast. I'm going to have four days. Yeah. I'm actually going to make a little more fun. If the entire four days is going to cost her 300 bucks to upgrade, which is not even a need, she just wants to do that, then that's on her. But if you set that precedent early, then it becomes the norm.

And unless you're just a fucking baller, I think it's an unrealistic and unhealthy norm to establish. I think you should just try to normalize things. I like how we got there, but I'm still off paying for a ticket. I think if I'm paying for the whole weekend, and you can't fly yourself out for that whole four day adventure, because he's probably going to pay

for it all. He's a gentleman. He's paying for it already. But didn't you guys fly? Who flew who out to international? Simple. I mentioned it. She flew. Oh, so you paid for the all. He's a gentleman. He's paying for it already. But didn't you guys fly? Who flew who out to international? Simple. I mentioned it. She flew. Oh, so you paid for the ticket. I paid for my flight. Now, was that a sensitive issue? But the thing was... How did you guys navigate this? Because I'm very, very, very manly with my decision-making skills.

Whether you want to remember this or not, you offered to pay for my flight. You wanted me to come out to Australia for your game. And I said I couldn't come those dates, but I could come later. She's got to be making this up. My bank account will not afford to pay for a flight yet there. It was like, it was like $800.

That's a flight. I'm not offering any. I don't care how fat your pussy thinks is. I'm not paying for a flight to Australia. I got to back this up. Two weeks in. How long were you guys talking before this conversation came up? Three or four weeks?

No, five weeks. I went to visit him. It was the end of October. So we had been like officially dating for like a month. Okay. But like talking for six weeks. Okay. But he had talked about me coming out and my flight and whatnot. I had a job

on Halloween. I mean, I was supposed to perform on the bar singing Good As Gold At Sir. Right. But it was paying me and in order for me to go when he wanted me to i had to cancel that job and he did mention getting me the flight and i said absolutely not i will get my own flight but like you're right i probably would have mentioned it i'll buy a flight and then if you were to turn around and be like okay i'll be like actually that's not happening because that would be a bait trap you walked into. I'm not setting the precedence of paying for stuff.

Yeah, but you did mention it. I would try to be the gentleman and hope that my woman actually grabbed. You know, like when the girls and the bill comes out and you're like, and you go for your wallet and they go for the fake grab of the wallet. You like the fake grab? I fucking will make you sweat. I will stop and watch you fake grab and just hustle through. I don't like the fake grab.

If I'm asking you on a date and it's clearly a date, I don't like the fake grab. If it's a casual meetup, right? I don't do casual meetups. Okay. It's either it's a date or it's not a date. If it's not a date, you'll know because I'm like, let's grab coffee. I'll immediately mention other guys in your life to you. I'll be like, oh, what's going on with that one guy?

You know, I'll establish that precedent very, very quickly to where it's like, this is not a date. We're not seeing each other naked. Keep your fat pussy away from me. You know what I mean? And we're going to literally like, we're going to be cool. And like, that's it. I used to love going on dates and having that awkward fake grab.

Cause it's like, cause, cause even if it was like, oh, I'm going out there, I'm like, sweet, I'll see you there. And then they order stuff, some of that. I love, I love the sweat. I'll just go for the grab. I'll see you there. And then they order stuff, some of that. I love the sweat. I'll just go for the grab. I'll watch them reach. And then they'll just start walking around in their handbag. And then they start looking for other stuff.

And just so you know. And waiting. And waiting. She never had to. He didn't let me pay for a single thing until several months in when we were going to New York and Vegas like Vegas and like doing all these trips then we started splitting stuff. And now it's like you pay for this, I pay for this. I set the precedent that you pay for your flight to Australia

I'll pay for everything else. And then you took her to Bali after that right? And then we did a Bali trip. And he paid for those flights and paid for every single thing while I was there. But she showed up front commitment to the cause and then so I got you covered. I mean flying around the world for some sex yeah

is a real fucking commitment it was some sex yeah you know what you don't do is go to Bali at the beginning

of any relationship and lock yourself in a cabana for two weeks because it's just you just fuck like animals that's all you're doing and then you come back

and she was like it was so good when we started I was like honey I actually have to have a life now is that a thing? Is that becoming a thing

where it's like the change from like the initial romantic, like sex in Bali? Oh yeah. Bali, I think we counted in three days, like 14 times in three days. Like it was ridiculous.

Yeah. 14 conversations? Yeah, 14 conversations. Heart to heart? 14 heart to hearts. Gotta always leave room for the Holy Spirit,

right? Right in the middle. I was there for eight or nine days and we were definitely in the 20s. Holy shit. Yeah, there was one day where it was four. Okay, so let me just explain what metaphorically you did. Bali, all of it, that is a metaphorical first-class flight. That's the same thing.

You set the bar really high, and then what happens is Sheena's like, how come you don't fuck me in Bali anymore? Because we live in San Diego. What the fuck do you want from me? I pre-qualified her by her paying for her own flight to Australia. I give you some credit, but that's what

I want to avoid. Any guy that's going to do this, avoid that situation. Don't buy her a flight. I'll pay for your weekend. Meet me here. The bar was real low when we started dating, and then he said it real high. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck yourself, dude. It's okay, though.

I'm all for applying the pressure. Made me fall in love with him. Okay, anyway. I will say, though, a little heartfelt moment. I've known Sheena for, what, like a year and a half, two years now we've been close? A couple years, yeah. And this is the happiest I have ever seen Sheena. Honestly, so whatever you're doing, whether it's the hair,

the 20 fuck sessions in Bali, you're doing something right, dude, because she's very happy, and it's like, I feel like it's grounded you a lot. Yeah. Your relationship with Brock. Definitely. Yeah. Because he doesn't, like, put up with my shit, and it's really frustrating when I'm like, can you just, like, do what I want today? Can you just, like put up with my shit and it's really frustrating when i'm like can you just like do

what i want today can you just like be on my team 100 and not say i'm wrong about anything and he won't do it and it's so frustrating but it's like i appreciate that he pushes me but sometimes i'm like i just need you to agree with me i am tough on it sometimes he's so tough on me because obviously i didn't i don't know you guys industry you guys are in sometimes so then i have my opinion on the world because i know everything i know but um i don't know you guys industry You guys are in sometimes So then I have my opinion on the world Because I know everything But I don't know everything I just want to make sure that relationship Sheena

Is still going to dance on bars and sing singles Absolutely I want shots poured down my face I've actually never seen a Sheena Shea production Or performance ever Never seen it So I look forward to throwing that on my Instagram story sometime in the near future.

I only stopped doing it because when we first started dating, I didn't want to then be dancing on a bar with guys half naked, one of whom I used to date. I'm still okay with that. It was just like, but out of respect for him,

I was like, I'm cutting the Wednesday nights at Sir. Like, I'm not going to do that. How many dudes did you fucking cut off to make it work with Brock? Just one. I was only talking to one. Just one? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I had to cut off like six. Yeah. How'd they take it? Those guys at the arcade? Yeah, the guys were like, Brock. No, I was starting to slow down, and it had just been consistent. It was like a friends with benefits type of situation and it was fine. Everything was good. And then once him and I, you know, took that next step, I was

like, fuck, that was really good. And then I was like, I can't, I can't sleep with someone else. Like I just lied and said I was sick that week and I couldn't go into SIR. I was like, whatever it was, I was just like, I made up excuses because I was like, I can't, like, I don't feel right doing this. And I'm so glad that from the day him and I've been together, it's just been us and we never went back. Yeah. I love it. I love to see you happy. I love our little budding bromance that's occurring here. I like the bromance is like it from all your friends, babe. My friends. The only thing I just don't think I ever will do, I'll never be able to take on the Speedo thing, man. I give you so much

credit. I just can't do it. It's more Brock than I ever thought I would see in my life. And I gotta be honest. So I think I've told you this. I have friends in Austin, Texas, who I actually think you would actually really get along with. And they're all rugby players. They play on the Austin Blacks. Oh, on the Austin Blacks.

Oh, God. Austin Blacks is the feeder club for, I was about to go play out there for the Austin Gilgaronis. Yeah. So I don't know what any of that means. All I know is you guys are all built like fucking elephants. You know what I mean? They're all massive.

And rugby is the most insane sport because you guys don't wear any padding whatsoever. It's so insane. It's just, I mean, that's just, God bless. Did you see my stories earlier this year when he got his lip literally head-butted all the way open and had to have stitches? In the locker room, stitches. A normal thing my friends send me all the time.

And these guys in Texas, by the way, are all animals. They literally drink like sailors. I can't hang. I love them dearly. I can't drink like a whale. I love them to death. But they've got, and my point is, all of them wear Speedos. It's like an homage to the rugby culture.

Because I'll be at a pool party in Austin before COVID, and I'm like, there's a lot of banana hammocks. I'm surrounded by banana hammocks. So yeah. Here's the thing about a Speedo or the budgie smugglers or my boy's company, Noodle Bags. Here's the thing. If you put them on thinking you look good, you're an asshole. Yeah, okay.

So you know. You know they're outrageous. Right. Put them on because you're like, oh, this is going to be a conversation starter. And then you put them on, you're like, I feel free. As a testament to this story, I lost a bet in like 2010. And the loser of the bet had to go to, remember Sharky's in Manhattan's in Manhattan beach had to go to Sharky's and Daisy Dukes. That was the deal.

And I was like, Oh shit. I don't know. Lost the bet. My friends were like, yo asshole. Like that was the deal. So I wore,

I got hammered to do this, wore Daisy Dukes, two sharks. And I was like chubby back then. This isn't like in a no glow up. I have never, I'm not kidding. You've been hit on more in my life than that night.

Girls were coming up to me. I think it's like the peacocking thing. Girls were coming up, starting conversations. What's that about? And I was like, I need to do this every single day. I had never been, it was like a totally new world. It opened my eyes too. Just peacocking.

It's a good one for it. Yeah. Peacocking. What's it called? Noodle bags? My boy's coming. It's in LA, down in San Diego. Noodle bags. That's a good one for it. What's it called? Noodle bags? It's in LA, down in San Diego. Noodle bags. And budgie smugglers. Budgie smugglers were like the OG from Australia.

All lifeguards wear them. We always wear them. They're very comfortable. But noodle bags are our second class over here. We get them over here. Unbelievable. So tell me how your podcast has been going here. Why have I not been on it? And who's been your favorite guest? I've loved all my guests,

but my favorite guest was the episode we just released with Michael Franzese, who is a former mafia head boss. Oh, sick. I still have to listen to the Shervin episode too. Shervin episode, good. Yeah, Michael Franzese is a former captain in the Colombo crime family.

And he is the real fucking deal. And he was like, he got made with five people. The other four dead. He was in a Fortune magazine, top 50 mobsters. He was four spots behind John Gotti. All 49 are dead. He's the only person that's alive. And he is just like, I mean, Dave was there.

Everyone was there. He's just what you would expect. I was like, do you ever have to move for people? He told me this story in my pockets on the episode that when he was leaving the life, his dad, who was the underboss of the Colombo family, and he was like, my dad knew I was going to be the boss. I was going to be moved up from captain to boss. So my dad was like, you lost your mind. He's like, when I told my dad, he like summoned me to a meeting. He's like, I didn't go. I went like three days later to his house. And I was like, did you think your dad was going to kill you? He's like, I don't know.

I have no idea. He goes, because once you take that oath, there's no out. Whoa. It is the most mind-blowing thing. He's the star of the- We'll drive to Glendale. I was just, no, Orange County. We're not going to Glendale.

We don't have time for Glendale. He's the star of the Netflix Fear City documentary. A three-part mafia documentary that just came out on Netflix. And he's one of the main guys in it. Michael is just the real deal. And it was far and away the most interesting. And come to find out, we have family friends in common. So I'm legit striking distance from being BFFs for the mobster.

Which is a major life goal of mine. So yeah, we like, finally we have like major family connections. Like his daughter was here, the girl that tagged you. So like my family friend sent me pictures of her when she was like four years old. She's like, we grew up with these people.

I was like, holy shit. Just make me now. And the best part was I was talking about New York and I was like, so like New York, like, is it still like a thing? Like Brooklyn, it's cool now. He's like, well, we're in Brooklyn. I'm like, I don't know, like Williamsburg. I was like, so like New York, like, is it still like a thing? Like Brooklyn, it's cool now. He's like, well, we're in Brooklyn. I'm like, I don't know.

Like Williamsburg. I was like, hipster. He's like, Williamsburg was my territory. He's like, you didn't move a dollar in Williamsburg without me knowing who you were. Oh my God. I was like, is it still? He's like, oh yeah. It's a still.

We got to up your guest list here. What are you saying about Nima? That's rude. He's right here. That's what I'm saying. No, but, but you should come on the podcast. I would love to have you on any time. You're like family to me. Yeah.

Next time I'm up in LA, we'll do a double podcast day. Yeah. I'm actually like, it's funny you say, I'm actually like moving towards, we have a, trying to find the balance between having people from like Bravo fam and like Netflix and all of that and having just guests that I genuinely want to sit down and talk to. Like Michael. And by the way, it took down and talk to like Michael and by the way it took me a month to get Michael I like a month of like vetting me he was like who is this

guy like reality tv is like the furthest thing from his mind so I had to like kind of like you know authenticate myself yeah being at action park media really helps that because we're in a it's not like hey come to my house in the garage right record a podcast. That really helps a lot. So, you know, yeah. I'm still campaigning to get The Impractical Jokers on my podcast. That is like, oh, my God. I love that show so much. Literally, I already have my show prepped. It's been prepped for three months.

Well, he tweeted you, didn't he? Yeah, Joe. He had tweeted. He's like, so when am I getting on shenanigans? And I was like, oh, my God, whenever you want. Tell me when. But I'm like, I really want that to be an in-person one. I mean, I would do it you want tell me when but I'm like I really want that to be an in-person one

I mean I would do it over Zoom if that's how I had to do it but I just like you want to go to New York and then chuck you into the show oh I want to be on that show

so bad we'll just make our own YouTube one for you and you just go out there and put them in the air I love that show I cry laughing at every episode

it got me through quarantine I don't care if it's real fake I don't care I die laughing I think it's pretty real. Yeah, I do too. I love that show.

There's some things they did. I'm like, this show will never be the same again with COVID. Yeah, you can't do the things they do. I know. I know. But the podcast is going really, really great. I mean, it's really fun to sit and talk to people and people get to see my personality. And I get to kind of learn more about the people who are, I mean, I've learned something

about each guest every time that I didn't know. Yeah. But I'm more excited about the segments that we're going to start doing. Like we did that like Kourtney Kardashian thing. We've had a Donald Trump impersonator call in. Like we're going to start like really doubling down on shit like that. That's like more my style. Fun.

You know. Off brand with Nima Vand. I know. Yeah. I like it. It's fun. That's good. Awesome.

Well, I'll tell everyone where they can find you. I mean, everything is on Instagram. At NimaVan, everything. My podcast clips are on there. Obviously, Bravo World lives on there. I'm not a big tweeter. I'm new to Twitter. So, yeah.

Deleted my Facebook. It was too political for me. I got off Facebook. Facebook, you're right. Deleted it. Every time I would log on to Facebook, I would find myself getting aggravated. My high school friend who was sp like, spouting some, like, super hateful shit. And I was like, I just, this provides no value to my life anymore.

Yeah. And I deleted it. So. Yeah, you don't need it, I guess. Instagram is everything. It's all, my whole life world is on Instagram. Awesome. Brock underscore underscore.

Thanks. There you go, baby. All right, guys. Well, thank you for listening. Be sure to check out Nima's podcast Off Brand here at Action Park Media thanks for listening bye thanks for listening to Shenanigans with

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