Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Drinking and Podcasting

Episode Date: March 22, 2019

Scheana and Janet sit down with a few drinks to address the recent rumors surrounding Brandi and Lisa. Plus, a few absolute DO NOT's if you're a guy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you for listening to this podcast one production available on Apple podcasts and podcast one From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea. All right, welcome to a special episode of Shenanigans. We are drinking and podcasting. guys it's janet i'm here we're we're drinking and we're shit talking and we're podcasting yeah so we're doing this

from the comfort of my own home we have pump rules on mute in the background we have a nice bottle of rosé thanks to nema this was the one he brought out nema this is great rosé yeah that's the one you brought to the podcast love that we. We didn't have a bottle opener. I think that day. So now we can enjoy it. We have one here. Thanks Nima. Great choice on Rosé. Yes. Um, this is going to be completely unfiltered. Might delete. Well, as, uh, Brandy said hers was unfiltered and edited. I think she might have meant to say unedited. Yeah. But we'll let her get away with that one because the whole podcast, I know you didn't listen,

but I took great notes and I'm going to fill you in. Yeah. On what happens. And yeah, she really dug into the whole situation. So for those of you that didn't see, when Sheena was on Watch What Happens Live this past week or week ago. Yeah. happens live this past week or week ago. Yeah. While you were sitting on live TV with Andy Cohen, Brandi Glanville tweeted at Andy, I don't hang out with Sheena, but we are fine. But if she has no issue with LVP, why does she constantly need her podcast producer, mine also, to edit out all

the shit she talks about LVP out? And I'm like, first of all, there is no shit that I talk. So there would be none to edit out. Why is she saying this? So I'm like sitting on a watch what happens live. And I'm like trying to think I'm like, what things do we even edit out of our podcast? And I'm like, okay, sometimes if I say, um, and I think I sound dumb, like those little things will be edited out. If it's like, I'm transitioning from a game to a question and there's like an awkward pause, like I'm a perfectionist. I'll edit that out. And like per contractual reasons, which is why I'm not going to say that much right now. If there are things like words like on or off camera or like fourth

wall breaking things like those have to be edited out. So that's all I've edited out of my show ever. And those are the pieces that as listeners, you guys don't want to hear. You don't want to hear the in-betweens and the hold on one second, let me get the game out. And then the waiting around. So that stuff for timing and for a lot of other reasons get edited out. And yeah, there are rules that you guys have to follow as Bravo Leberties where you're not going to give away too much of behind the scenes process. Exactly. And I think that's normal. What I think, I don't even know

what the comment was or how it was made to Brandy, but somehow she took a comment about Will saying. Okay, so here's what Will said. He, I guess, there was something in her podcast that needed to be edited out and he was just simply saying like, oh yeah, like I have to do that with like other shows, you know, like Sheena's like, for example, like on the show with,

um, with Teddy the other day, there was something about Lisa or cameras that like had to be edited out and he'll take care of it. Cause he's a professional producer at podcast one. He's awesome. Amazing, amazing producer. He's like, cares a lot about editing and timing and sound quality and all of these things. He takes care of things like that. That's his job. He's amazing at it. So yes, he made a comment about how he does his job at all of the podcasts. Exactly. And he was like, you know, like per like Bravo, like we don't want to give away any spoilers. So sometimes when things are said, like maybe I'm recording an episode on Monday but the show doesn't air till Tuesday or something like that where it's like you know depending on what day I'm going to release my

podcast like if I'm going to release it before something we talked about has aired then I need to edit future things out as to not give away any spoilers right or behind the scenes right and that's I mean it's like common sense it seems like but yeah set the record straight you have no problem with Lisaisa of course not i love lisa as soon as i saw this stuff i was like i mean lisa's your boss you guys are also really close and friends like she's like a second mom and i'm good friends with her daughter we're birthday twins yeah and will even tweeted and cleared this up he's like um that was not said like it he never said that so it's like she took one thing that he said and was like, how can I twist this and use

this against Lisa Vanderpump? Because I'm desperate to be back on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. A hundred percent. I mean, and yeah, it's, it's, she's also said something in her podcast about how, oh, all of a sudden all of these people are asking for interviews about this thing. Like, isn't that what you wanted by tweeting at somebody on live TV? She knew exactly what she was doing. She's trying to stir the pot.

And now I'm just giving her more attention by talking about it on my podcast. But I have to stand up for what's right. And what she has said is complete bullshit. Literally two weeks ago, Janet and I are in Australia. I'm doing all these interviews with Hey You and Foxtel. And they asked me about Brandy. And I said, you know, like, yeah, Brandy's like reality TV gold. Like she's good TV. Because she stirs the pot and she does shit like this because she's a shit show.

Like, yeah, it's good TV. It's like James Kennedy. Like people may hate him, but it's good TV. You're tuning in for a reason. But I continued to say, cause they're like, would you want to see her back on the show? I'm like, I mean, yeah. You know, who doesn't love to watch a train wreck on reality television? I said, however, I would never want Lisa to be given a hard time. I have nothing but love and respect for her. She's an amazing woman. Of course, I don't want to see Brandy come back on the show to bully Lisa,

to give Lisa shit, to like come for her. Like, no, you'll see Brandy a little drunk saying shit. She shouldn't. Yeah. Just make like making an ass out of herself.

I don't want to see her on the show giving lisa a hard time i'm so fucking thankful and grateful for everything lisa vanderpump and that family have done for me like does she seriously think i'm that dumb or like disrespectful like come on well also she never had one like example or reason to say like oh she knows mad about this she's pissed at Lisa about this. There was nothing because there is nothing. That's as soon as I started seeing her tweets, I was like, what?

I was like, yeah, constantly being edited out of her podcast. I've been with you at almost every podcast. I've other than like the, um, or like the, hold on.

I have to get something really quick. Like other than those moments. Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard you ask for anything to be edited out. I guarantee she probably wasn't even watching. Watch what happens live, live. other than those moments yeah i've never heard you ask for anything to be edited out i guarantee she probably wasn't even watching watch what happens live live she knew that i was doing it because she follows me well did follow me oh she unfollowed yeah i got the unfollow i muted her

twitter and instagram yeah well no she still followed me on twitter but i think i unfollowed her first but yeah on instagram i muted her but then I got the unfollow and I'm like, whatever. Because I somehow, when I'm on vacation, like, I mean, no, I'm not saying this because like, I'm so cool. I do my Snapchat regularly, but I really try and just like stay off Instagram because I don't want to get just like immersed in comments and like negative comments. Like I'm on vacation. I'm trying to enjoy myself. So I usually let my sister run my Instagram when I'm out of town. She like does the filter. So my feed kind of matches and whatnot. And you know, if I need like a little bit of phase tune, I have her do that. I admit that. Shout out Courtney. She's

like the coolest. She's amazing. But literally like I'm so insecure about my hairline. You guys, I know I showed, um, on my Insta story a couple months ago, I went and got it microbladed, but it pretty much faded. So I'll send her my picture. She Facetunes my hairline to make it so I don't look like I have a weird big forehead on one side. But anyways, somehow my account accidentally liked one of Brandy's photos that had a negative headline about lisa i never would like that on purpose my sister would never no one on my instagram account running it would ever like something like that on purpose and her picture was set up it was like a picture of her where she was a pretty picture of her like i'm watching what happens on the comment that was attached to it that was like at the bottom

obviously small yeah it was really negative but i was like i don't even remember ever seeing that photo my sister's like i don't remember seeing that photo but like the comment if i was scrolling past it you can easily tap a heart on accident right well i mean it was like a cute photo of her you just you anybody could have missed the comment at the bottom that said something like lisa or i'm happy that people are going after lisa why the fuck would i like that i'm not happy about that that makes me want to jump through the tv and give her a hug. Right. Like, I know what it feels like to be the outsider in your cast and it's not fun.

So why would I ever wish that upon someone, especially someone who has given me so many opportunities like that? I would never do that. Every time you see you hug, you ask her how she, I mean, you just, it's so obvious that you love Lisa every time you see her and every time you're out with her it's and like I said Brandy has no examples or reason that you would have to not like Lisa or to be upset with her for any reason but after I saw that like then people are like tweeting me commenting they're like why would you like this and I'm like no I didn't I'm like oh my god oh my god oh my god it says liked by sheena i'm like unlike janet and i literally we're on a

flight we're on the plane home and literally it we're not our wi-fi was cutting in and out and it and i like get a text from one of my friends who was like um why did you like this and i'm like what like what and it just says like tap to download and the picture won't download so then i'm like pulling i'm like oh my god like what then they're not responding to me the wi-fi is in and out we're literally flying over the middle of the pacific ocean somewhere and i'm like freaking out because i'm like why what did i like like what are you talking about finally i get it to download and i'm like i've never seen that no way my sister's like i've never seen that no way so however it happened i don't know but it was a motherfucking accident that was not liked on purpose i would never do that so i just want to set that

record straight because i've seen people posting screenshots saying that i liked it but it happens lisa accidentally retweeted something negative about katie like yesterday and was like oh my god oops that was an accident it happens also okay so let's um let's dive into this brandy said on her podcast that you take pictures with brandy every time you see her and Teddy Mellencamp because you're deathly afraid of Lisa and want to passive aggressively get back at her. Brandy takes pictures with me every time she sees me. And Brandy's always the first one to post them. I only started like following her because she followed me first. And then she posted a couple of things. So I was like, you know, we share a producer, like we have the same job. Like, sure. Like now yeah i'll follow you back i like her photos i did not like that one it's so right

after that i was like mute like i don't ever want that accident to happen again and then after this podcast i'm like and unfollow yes but i mean obviously it would be like so much to go out of your way you're like you're really gonna dig at lisa like that if you wanted to dig at her there would be so many other ways right just posting a picture with someone she doesn't like which you don't even know that her and teddy had no because that's super bold the show hadn't even been on air yet and teddy had nothing bad to say about lisa at all we literally had two bottles of champagne and a private jet across the country home together she wasn't talking shit so we just had fun and talked about the game and like how Teddy was like literally the

my friend. Well, you know, obviously role who I was there with. She was like looking into like looking at his Instagram and then seeing who his ex-girlfriend was. And then when I looked at his girl, like it was like she was at the game. You guys are having fun. Your conversation is not about Lisa. We were talking about like dumb shit that we did in Atlanta.

And the Housewives episode where her and Teddy got into it didn't air for like three weeks later maybe yeah I didn't know any of this I didn't know about the text messages I didn't know about the dog like I remember seeing some stuff in like the tabloids but I'd never like looked into the story that much I know if you can believe that of course yeah and I don't think that Teddy Teddy knows that you and Lisa are like have like a mother-daughter type relationship. Yeah. She knows better than to talk shit about someone that she knows you're close with and work

with too. Yeah. Who I respect. Yeah. I think that that's whatever. Um, okay. Let's see what else. This rose is really good.

Thanks Nima. Right. Um, okay. I mean, all throughout this whole thing, Brandy just sounds pretty bitter and keeps talking about how whenever she sees you and Lisa together, she's triggered. And I just think if she publicly forgave you and is posting pictures and every, I've seen you guys together. Um, I saw you both behind the scenes at the watch what happens live event with 21 doorbells. And she came up to you and she was like, Oh my

God, how are you? She asked you for a photo. She posted it. She then, uh, was talking, you guys are both talking about how some guy backstage was like cute or something and looked similar to Eddie or something and how you guys both had, you were like, Oh, we both have the same taste in men. Isn't this funny? Blah, blah, blah. You guys took pictures with him. It was like this. And then she posted it. So then I reposted it because I thought that was funny. I'm like, yeah, I guess we do have a type. So if she hates you so much and is so triggered by you being friends with Lisa, which she knows going

into it, like Lisa's your boss. Like if she's so triggered by that, then don't forgive you publicly. Don't be so nice to your face. Don't be fake. Don't be too face. Like it's, it's too much. It's, it's fake. It's like be a bitch then Brandy. You want to like talk shit. Talk shit to Sheena when you see her or ignore her and give her the cold shoulder and make her feel like shit

but don't act like you're somebody's friend to their face and then talk about how triggered and hurt you are by them behind their back and how you're still not over it maybe she just wanted that referral fee on cameo she might have wanted the referral fee i think that year's about up the year's up brandy your paycheck's coming to a halt. I never want James Kennedy's year to end because of that referral fee. James does so many cameos. Oh, she also said that when she's, Brandy said that when she sees you and Lisa out together being besties, she wants to punch both of you in the face.

Wow, that's aggressive. Which I wouldn't recommend. I feel like Brandy, after hearing all of this stuff, is like the kid on the playground that goes around and pushes everyone down. And there's like, why doesn't anyone want to play with me? It's like, you just pushed me down. Of course, I'm avoiding you. Drinking and podcasting is fun.

Why don't we bring wine to the studio more often? We just need a wine opener. It's awful. Or just cheap twist off. Okay. Okay. Also, Brandy dives into the whole affair thing which oh womp womp are this is boring like traveling back in time 13 years 13 it's i literally was gonna say 10 years ago no

2006 okay like let's get over this let's let's also remind people these are pre-instagram twitter um uber lyft circa era days oh yeah because she says we live in a google world you today we do he was married no that was fucking myspace days it was my space i had a myspace like that's how long ago this was i had i don't even know if i had a blackberry i had a trio i had a trio i had a chocolate flip bar chocolate slide yes uh 2006 literally i wasn't even cool enough for a blackberry there was no gps like these are the days we're talking about 2006 like flip phones were still in but to clear the air when you met eddie you had no idea he was married and i also remember meeting eddie before the iphone even came out that's how long ago it was because i remember when he got an iphone i

couldn't text him photos i had to email them oh my god because that the first iphone like didn't accept like photos from blackberries or trios or whatever yeah but you had no idea when you met him that he was married no never wore a ring played in a poker game with some single some married guys all the married guys wore rings the guys who weren't married i assumed were the ones not wearing rings and i mean this is such old news that i don't even want to like waste your time, like reiterating it all. But like met a cute guy who is an actor in Hollywood. So is everyone else.

Dime a dozen, honey. I don't know the fuck Eddie Cibrian is. That's not a household name. Also, if you did Google him at that time, like I want to go on the Wayback Machine, which is like a website where you can see what web. Oh, really? You can see what any website looked like at a specific date. So you can pull up like, Oh, I want to see what TMZ looked like in 2006. And I'll pull up the articles that were on TMZ that year. I want to go back and see if you even Google his name in 2006, was he even a

enough to have a Google name? Like he was. However, first of all all I'm also 21 fresh out of college I didn't think the first cute actor guy I meet in LA is married and I should google him like I was literally fresh out of college now we google everyone now we google everyone that thank you Eddie that taught me a lesson I have googled everyone ever since totally but he was a google googleable is that word googleable name because the way I found out he was married was my mom Saw a newspaper article and it was like in the Star News. I say that with quotes It said that him and his wife were expecting their second child and I could have thrown up in that moment that I heard that Exactly because that was hashtag confirmed.

And you're not the kind of girl that would be another woman, which is funny that it's like, you've gotten this reputation from it because of everything Brandi's been out. And that I was the one who wrecked their home. I'm the home wrecking whore when I'm sorry, who is he married to? Oh, Leigh-Anne Rimes, who he also cheated on her with. And I'm sure there was a million other people. Oh, I'm sure. But put the blame on the dude, guys. I hate when people blame the girl and then don't blame the guy. I think in Brandy's podcast for a second, she's like, I mean, it was Eddie's fault, but da-da-da-da-da. And then rails into you.

It's like, no, Eddie made the commitment to be married, to be faithful. Because it's easier for Brandy to hate me if she thinks and convinces herself like she knew. She knew I was pregnant. She knew he was married. That makes herself feel better. And that's not the case at all. But I didn't.

She says that... Because I'm an idiot who didn't Google in 2006 fresh out of college. Okay. Yeah. Okay. She also says that Lisa begged her to sit down to do the crossover episode between the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the beginning episode that led into the first episode of Vanderpump Rules.

Okay, I don't doubt that. I'm sure Lisa had to convince her to sit down with her ex-husband's mistress. I mean, I'm sure that wasn't just like Lisa being like, yo, you want to talk to Shane and Brandi? It was like, yeah, cool. I'm sure it took some convincing. I'm sure. Lisa wouldn't beg her. Lisa doesn't need to beg anyone for anything. No, and I think, I mean,

she knew it made for good TV, but also it was real. That's what was really happening. Like everyone always asks, is Housewives real? And I wanted to sit down with her. I wanted to apologize to her because I felt, even though I didn't know, once I found out, I felt so sick that I was like, I owe this woman an apology face to face. Especially if you're going to see her all the time. Exactly.

I owe this woman an apology face to face. Especially if you're going to see her all the time. Exactly. And like the night that I first ran into her, they were filming for Housewives. And I think there was something that you made a note of that she said about that night that I was like trying to start shit with her. Oh, that every time that Lisa always scheduled you at Sur

whenever there was an event for Housewives that Brandy would be filming at, that Lisa would always make sure you were scheduled at whichever one of her restaurants it was and that you always went up to brandy and tried to start which is so funny because the night that i first ran into her i'm literally which you guys all know now how good the goat cheese balls are i'm passing a tray of goat cheese balls around i see see her and I'm like, oh my God, I now know because I now have Googled him and I know that's his ex-wife. And I'm like, oh my God, what the fuck?

I'm working this party. And I'm like, I, and Lisa came over to me and she's like, I was like hiding in the corner with the goat cheese balls, just like eating them by myself. Lisa's like, what are you doing? Stop eating the food. Go pass those goat cheese balls. And I was like, yes, ma'am. So I'm like, oh my God. And I'm like trying to trying to hold the tray like covering my face like my hair's in front of

my face like i look like cousin it like trying to avoid her and then i hear her say like oh that's that shianna marie girl or something and then she starts shit with me i'm just like and then as you saw on the show like i got sent home that night and this happened multiple more times as you also saw on the show like when i am in um the bathroom at sir and i'm like crying and lisa comes in and she's like you know i'm sorry i have to like send you home but like brandy's coming into this party and i'm just like okay well i have to pay my rent to say those were poor days yes literally like i lisa was not starting ship by scheduling me she was doing the exact opposite and was literally sending me home like there were multiple times that she sent me home so that her

friend was comfortable in the restaurant and not having to look at me and you got punished for that yeah i mean brandy in the same way that she set up this situation, she's tried to say like, oh, I guess I'm in some stupid war, Twitter war with Sheena now. Bitch, you started it. Yeah. She has this tendency to sort of start things and then be like, oh, this person did this to me. It's like, no. When literally two weeks ago when we're in Australia, she was like, thank you so much for your kind words. Have so much fun in Australia. Like the men out there are so hot. And you were honestly, I think just trying to be nice to everyone, like nice to Teddy because she's been nothing but nice to you.

Yeah. I mean, I met her with Lisa at Tom Tom. And so you, I mean, you just try to speak highly of everyone. And Brandy totally took this positive thing you said about her. Like, oh yeah, she's good for TV. I would love to see her back on a reality show and ran with it i mean maybe and granted maybe this is like the way is she trying to get on vanderpump rules i mean we might have honestly she's a way better vanderpump rules character than she is a housewife okay then i want to get into this too because this is another example of brandy

doing something stupid and then blaming someone else for it. In this podcast, she also talks about how she blames Lisa for losing a half a million dollar lawsuit against another housewife. I don't know if I'll repeat the exact drama, but she talked about another housewife's lady parts that was totally, totally uncalled for and just like not cool at all. You don't talk about like another woman like that, I think at all, especially on live TV when you know it's going to be repeated and put out in the press. So she got sued for, I assume defamation of character for talking about this woman, another housewife. And then she said it cost her a half a million dollars in legal fees to fight. And that when Lisa did her deposition, Lisa said, I don't know what happened here. I don't recall

what was said. And now Brandy says the reason she lost a half a million dollars is because Lisa wouldn't stand up for her. So is she trying to say that Lisa lied under oath? She at first says Lisa lied in her deposition. And then she says, well, she does that thing where it's not exactly lying. It's like where you say you don't recall like Clinton or whoever that was, which like, again, she just sounds like

very uneducated with this. But like, I mean, of course, if Lisa, if you're under oath or whatever it is, or doing a deposition, you don't lie. But at the same time, if you don't remember every single word, as it was said, you say, I don't recall because that's the smart thing to do. Also, if I was Lisa and my friend said something incredibly negative about another mutual friend, am I going to defend that person and be like, yes, I agree with this person? No, that would be like me defending James for making fat comments about Katie. Why the fuck would I defend that? No, it's wrong. I think this is just another example of Brandy doing something horrible to somebody, pushing a kid on the playground and then blaming someone else for it. It's not, it's not Lisa's fault that Brandy had to go through all this legal stuff. Brandy doing something horrible to somebody, pushing a kid on the playground and then blaming someone else for it. It's not, it's not Lisa's fault that Brandy had to go through all

this legal stuff. Brandy said it. You don't say things negative about another woman on live TV and then expect not to have repercussions. Like that's how you get sued. You talk negatively about someone that's not true and you can't expect to go pushing kids around and then having everyone defend you and say like, yes, they deserved that. Like I don't blame Lisa at all for saying she doesn't recall either way. Like you don't put her in the middle of your two friends like that. Yeah. I just think that's shitty. So yeah, she talks about how she lost her. She worked so hard for independence and lost her savings because Lisa wouldn't defend her. No, you lost everything because you went

on national TV and spoke poorly about another woman and that's not okay. No. So sorry, Brandy. Another example of you pushing a kid down on the playground and expecting everyone to have your back and defend you. Don't treat people like shit and talk shit about people and expect them to want to have your back. Yeah. I think it's as simple as that. let's see what else she said I mean she goes into a lot of stuff about Will on this podcast which I really don't like Will is like the most awesome guy but she also we love Will she basically says like oh my god I love Will I want to work with him again he's the ying to my yang but then at the same time says like Will needs to man up and he should

have taken the situation so seriously Will's a professional he should have taken the situation so seriously. Will's a professional. He should have taken the situation seriously. You like threw him under the bus on live TV and Twitter. And didn't she insinuate that he lied in his tweet? Yeah. She says like, oh, he had to defend himself to keep his job and health insurance. Like, no. No, he was telling the truth. Like, oh.

Because why would Will have any reason to make up a lie to like stir the like what? What would he be gaining? He's other than possibly pissing me off. He's smart enough to know. Also, like you guys are both in like very dramatic television, you know, career type stuff like reality TV. He knows if he talks shit about one of you to the other that it's probably will get out

there. And Will's probably the smartest person we know. like really like he's really smart seriously but yeah and then oh she goes on um do you always bring an entourage to the podcast when you see brandy are you my entourage janet and my mom i've never i've never seen brandy run into us she's never been there when i've been there at podcast. There was one time I know that she was leaving when I got there because they're like, oh, did you just pass Brandy in the elevator? She just left. But I don't think that we like saw each other. So I don't know if that was a day when maybe me, you and my mom were walking in together. But like my mom loves

coming to my podcast. Like she has so much fun doing that and just listening and like meeting the guests and whatnot. That's not me bringing an entourage. And if my publicist ever comes, it's usually because he's bringing me presents. Shout out Mark. We love your presence. Yeah. She says, Oh,

she knew one of her 5 million agents or publicist called. Did you threat? Oh, did, did Mark threat? No, Mark sent will an email and was like, yo,

don't know if you're watching, watch what happens live. But this was just said, what the fuck? Like, what's up? The same text that will got for me. The second we weren't live. I was like, uh't know if you're watching watch what happens live but this was just said what the fuck like what's up the same text that will got for me the second we weren't live i was like uh excuse me also um she says that you're only a reality star so you must have to want to feel

so self-important to um have such an entourage around you all the time so okay but what is brandy i guess she wants i don't Do you, does she want the former reality star former or wannabe? I don't know what you call her at this point, but I mean like, yeah, if you have friends around you, maybe it's cause you don't push down every kid on the playground and don't talk shit about people and treat them like shit. I'm sure if what she was saying was true and that you were talking shit about Lisa and constantly having to edit everything out, you probably wouldn't have as many friends around you as you do. Yeah.

I bet Brandy comes to her podcast alone. Probably. I need to just stop drinking wine. I'm getting really mean. Hey, we're just speaking the truth. I wonder if we could make like a sub, like shenanigans, like weekly we just like drink and like do this. The drinking one that that no uh

sponsors will put their name on um okay then she brandy talks about how she's now being constantly hit up uh for interviews about this podcast drama and then it pains her to talk about it oh poor brandy why did you tweet about something and have it brought up on live TV if you didn't want to get calls for interviews about it? Literally everything was fine with her and I. The only reason I now feel like she even said this was to stir the pot, to like drive a wedge between Lisa and I and to just like get herself some exposure. And then didn't she say something about like about me not being relevant or was there something like that?

She says that you're only a reality star and she doesn't understand how you have so many people around you. Oh, okay. Well, Oh, and then you have to take pictures with her because you need it. You write pictures with her so that people don't hate on you for something that happened 13 years ago that literally no one remembers. Right. When she's the one who posts it first. Does she also just maybe post pictures of me so people talk shit and like validate her? Well, it gets her interviews, which gets her press, which somehow gets money in her pocket.

So I guess. I've been nothing but nice to her. And like literally like. I feel like a lot of people probably say that about her i've been nothing but nice to her and she threw me under the bus or for no reason like made up a complete lie took an innocent side comment and turned it into something that it never was her producer under the bus who will no longer work with so yeah you under the bus you're like was it worth it was it worth it right and she said her intention with this um was to get everyone to speak the truth about lisa one what's the truth that she's

a boss ass bitch right and like is that any like is that a secret and like also if that like if it was true that she wanted to get people to tell the truth about lisa whatever the truth is is that the way to do it? Throwing someone, throwing your producer and your friend under, under the bus on live TV and a public platform like Twitter. Yeah. If she wanted you to tell the truth about Lisa, whatever the truth is, that's not the way to go about it. No. That just makes you hate her and will drop her. Yeah. So I don't know where she was going with that tweet, but nothing positive was going to come from that. I think, um, my tweet got a lot of love in response to her for a reason.

Janet Elizabeth had her first article. You guys, I got on a tabloid guys. My mom sent it to me. Um, I said though, on, I responded to Brandy's's tweet what's more likely Sheena talking shit about her boss that she has absolutely no issue with or Brandy Glanville using whatever bullshit she can to stay relevant I think we should end the Brandy shit talking on that because I think that that sums it up pretty well I think so should we get into some of our some of our texts that we're going to talk about Oh my gosh should we talk about our drunk friend at CERB the other night Okay y'all know girls night Is uh Wednesdays now at CERB Yeah because Tom does his tequila Tuesdays Yes which is super fun So we do our girls night

We're doing it once a month right now Summer's usually busier I'm sure we'll be doing it at least twice a month Like every other week then The next one will be April 10th or 17th stay tuned i'll talk about it when we have a date settled um but so one of our friends like shows up to support us the other night and we sort of think he's gonna hang out in like our section yeah like i hadn't met everyone who was there so we're introducing him and we have um the breathalyzer thing i don't know if any of you guys watched my insta live but janet and i

not because we have duis or anything like that because we don't want to you know exactly drive safe yeah don't drink and drive but for christmas this year and in a white elephant game i won this little breathalyzer. It's like a key chain. And we have so much fun with it because like when we're out, especially like when we're Ubering, we like to see who is the most drunk at the table, but it's a little like catch 22 because whoever's the most sober is the one who has to buy the next round. So don't be the most sober. Don't be the most. No. So let's just say that he blew a 0.11 when he walked in and then continue drinking double vodka sodas. And, um, let's just say like

a few minutes later, like we're all hanging out in this section, like snacking on food, sipping on, I'm sipping on champagne. You were probably having a vodka soda and we're all hanging out. And I'm like, um, isn't that your friend? And we look and we're sort of off. If you've ever been to sir at the next to the DJ booth, there's a little side patio and we're kind of hanging out in that corner with all the girls. Brittany, Katie were there that night. Um, I'm trying to think who Ariana was there. Tom, it was a fun group. It was like all of, all of the friends are hanging out. And this guy went from like chatting a little bit. And I was like, wait, is that your friend?

And we look over and he is right in front of the DJ booth, like high school prom grinding on like not just one like fan from the show, but upwards of like five. Did you see when he was behind the DJ booth? Oh, I might have missed that. Oh yeah. He was also DJing. It was like this, almost like he was like weekend at Bernie's

wasted, like barely being held up by the girls he was grinding on. So we're all talking about this and Sheena and I are like, alright, well girls night's wrapping up. Let's go to Tom Tom for a nightcap and then head out. We're like, do we grab him? And I was like, like nah we'll just

leave him leave him there we'll let him have the rest of his night so he texts me the next morning and was like after like he was like oh my god walked home by myself last night absolutely blacked out haha that was fun and i'm like clearly we left because you're like all over these like random chicks like dancing in the middle of sir like this is making a scene this is the place i work at like that was embarrassing we were like we don't know him and he's like wait what i was kissing a girl on the dance floor and i'm like yeah and all the girls are like did he come to hang out with us or is he trying to get laid or it's literally like if you ever got those text messages i know if you ever got those text messages though the next morning of like so um do you remember what you did last night yeah that's the worst these are the best

responses though ever to the do you remember what happened last night yeah i don't know what to say would obviously never want to embarrass you or make you feel bad i'm not really sure what happened to be honest the last thing i remember is being in that like backside restaurant area, then like spots of being on the dance floor. It was, I was, didn't you say I was grinding with someone and you go, I mean, all I can really do is apologize. Wasn't my intention to make you embarrassed. Sorry. I did. It sounds like I embarrassed myself even more. And I was like with a few girls. Yeah. Multiple girls, not a good look. I was like, yeah yeah there were three you were dancing with then one you ended up all over looked like you guys were starting to exchange numbers I was like I walked by you didn't notice we're like all right we're gonna go and he goes um

well I don't know why I did that I'm sorry I'm not even a good dancer why would I start dancing I'm not gonna argue with him on that one. He was not the best dancer. It was sloppy, but it was such a funny thing. I drove that night, so I'm dead sober. Oh, yeah. So I'm just watching this all play out. Let's not remind people that he came here to hang out with us. Yeah. They're like, is that your friend? I was like, I don't know him. hang out with us. Yeah. They're like, is that your friend? I was like, I don't know him. He's a fan lesson for the boys that are listening. All three of you. Um, if you go meet up with your girlfriends, like for a girl's night out type thing, totally cool. If you want to like flirt with someone or whatever, but maybe don't grind over three girls at the front of the DJ booth at their place of work. Yes. Maybe don't do that. Yeah. Don't do that.

Um, on a segue of things boys shouldn't do, I'm going to shame someone right now. So I have a guy friend who I've been friends with for years since college who just got married and decided he was going to blow up my DMS and text messages this weekend saying some creepy shit. So I'm going to shame him. Wait, is the girl he's married to, does she listen to shenanigans? We're going to find out. I'm not going to say his name. Okay.

All of your married friends are going to be like, yo, who is this? But let's just say like if you, one, if you're friends with a girl for a long time, it doesn't matter what your relationship is. If you've only ever been friends do not dm them creepy shit do not dm them their latest instagram dm them ever unless you're commenting on like a video of their dog yes oh my god that's the only time that's it i miss chestnut like you know exactly so especially don't take screenshots of their latest instagram photos of them in a bathing suit in sydney australia and say something like um what to which i replied a question mark yeah i was like what like what do you mean like you're my friend yeah it's something like i thought maybe like my

nipple was hanging out honestly when he first sent me this i was like oh my god did i have a nip slip oh yeah oh my god you guys they posted aip slip oh yeah on your Vegas photos oh my god you guys they posted a snapchat and I didn't realize after 228 screenshots I finally like check a dm and it was like yo your nipples out I was like whoops but like who's screenshotting and zooming in that much to see 228 people clearly honestly it was a cute little nipple it was a cute little nip slip okay so I thought I had a nip slip when this guy texted me, um, what? And I sent him a question mark. And he said, you're hot.

Mind you, this is a friend. We've never flirted. We've never hooked up. Nothing has ever happened. Not even like a friendly, like, looks good, looks like you're having fun. Like, that still is like, maybe you shouldn't be saying that, but no, you're hot. No, you're hot. And I go, my response was, lol, didn't you get married like five minutes ago?

He said, irrelevant. I can't appreciate you just saying. Irrelevant? Oh, your marriage is irrelevant. I would hope that your wife doesn't think the same thing. I said, very weird thing to text me out of the blue. He said, I know, but real shit. And that's not weird.

I just had commentary. To which I responded like straight up. If you're going to screenshot someone's Instagram post and then text it to them, that's a lot of work. I said, why not leave it on my public comments on Instagram? Probably because you don't want your wife to see that you think someone's hot. He said, IDK. I said, right. He said, just seemed better for private but i would have done

it there i can leave a public comment if you want why would you want him to leave a public i don't i just wanted to point out that the reason he didn't say that to me publicly is because it's wrong yeah because you're being fucking shady creepy so then he then i don't say anything else he sends me another picture another separate photo of me in a bathing suit also in Australia and says, Jesus, really? What? I said, I almost just sent him a voice note reading this. That would have been so bad. I said, please stop texting me. This is very uncomfortable. I'm sure you wouldn't want your wife saying these things privately to other men. To which he i'm sorry you're right i'm also way too drunk right now i'm really sorry janet let's reset i appreciate our friendship i fucked up and i said okay and he said

sir we're cool right and i never responded and i just gave him the unfollow on everything good what a creep if you're married don't text other people shitty, crazy stuff. But who are you better friends with, the husband or the wife? I've never met the wife. Oh, you don't know her. I've never met her. He never posts anything with her. And I haven't, like, since college.

See, but like, what do you do in this situation? Do you tell the wife or you don't because it's not your place? What's crazy is that after this, I then talked to some of my other girlfriends who know him and they were like, he has done similar stuff to me. And so some of them have been like, maybe we should tell the wife. I'm going to give him a break for right now. And if I find out that he does anything else shady, if you're listening, this is your warning.

You know who you are. If I know anything else shady, I'll, I'll tell his wife. Yeah. If I hear that he does anything beyond just telling girls they're hot. And if I do, it'll be like, Hey yo yo, you should check your husband's DMs and texts. Yeah. I'd be looking into that shit. Anyway, lesson learned.

Two things. If you're coming to visit your friends on girls night, don't get wasted and make out with people at the DJ booth while they're working. Like, not cool. And, um, two, if you're married, don't DM other girls. And if you are, even if you're not married, don't DM your friends and tell them they're hot. Puts the girls in a really uncomfortable position.

It's not cool. It's creepy. Yeah. And they're going to send screenshots to all of their girlfriends. Absolutely. Okay. So going back to the marriage thing, you know, she know over here, the homewrecking whore. So I guess, um, people put out an article because i gave them a quote where i said um none of us

like on vanderpump rules have an ounce of respect for jordan woods and they're like didn't you you know f a married dude like you this you that you broke up a family like first of all i didn't break up a home he broke up his home when he cheated on his wife multiple times with more than one girl. So, no, that wasn't me. And left his wife for the person he's married to. Exactly. And they're like, there's so many negative comments that I see today.

And they're like, oh, coming from you? And I'm like, first of all, literally, this is apples and oranges. I mean, I, 13 years ago, was with someone who was a nobody who I didn't know was married. Jordan, on the other hand, is Kylie Jenner's best friend, a little sister to Khloe and thinks it's okay to go over to Tristan Thompson's house all night, make out with him, do whatever. And somehow people are comparing that to me because I say I have no respect for her. There's a difference between being in the know and aware of the situation and entering into

it and not being aware and then being heartbroken later when you find out what's really going on. Yeah. Jordan knew what she was going into. You don't go to after hours at your friend's boyfriend, baby daddy's place ever without them. No. Can you ever imagine going over to Salem's in my place at like 3 a.m. like without me being there? No. No matter how close we are that would be weird. Yeah. You just don't yeah. And like that she was like sitting with like her legs on him and like all of that or whatever it was that happened. She says like yes I may have put my leg over top of his leg because I was sitting on the arm of the chair. Oh I was trying to balance. Okay. Never once have I accidentally put my legs over another woman's boyfriend. No. That I am best

friends with who is giving me a modeling contract. Yeah. No, I accidentally put my legs over someone on the Island on Sydney and someone took a photo of it and I was like, Oh my God, I was not sitting on his lap. I was like literally sitting there with like, yeah. And then I like sat back down and put my legs up and he like slides like under my legs. And I was like, yo. And like in that moment, someone took a photo and I was like, oh my God, I am not sitting on this guy's lap. Did that end up somewhere or was it just someone else's? No, it didn't. Okay. I think it was like, I think Courtney, like it was like when she was like snapping photos of us and he just like slid in and she took like, but it was just like, whoa, that I don't think was the case for Jordan. Also, no, it was not.

Also, shout out the island at Sydney, which is like this floating boat bar island. Like a day club. Day club. But it was like floating in the middle of, is that the ocean? Or the harbor? Is the harbor the ocean? I live in the marina, but the marina is the ocean. Okay.

I feel like it's the ocean. It has to be the ocean. Yeah. It's not a lake. This is like when we were out front of the opera house and i asked hannah from below deck if you could see the opera house from space and she was like oh you're such a stupid american also shout out hannah i fucking love that girl she's so much fun she's gonna be here in a couple of weeks we have to take her out no we're doing a drinking and podcasting with Hannah. She is the most fun ever. Yes. I love her. She told us the funniest story about how she got kicked off a plane for being too drunk after being here for a Bravo event

and Bravo told her they weren't going to reimburse her for her flight. She said, if you want a shit show on TV, you're going to get a shit show in real life. Oh, that's funny. I love Hannah. Do we have any more shit talking we need to do? I think we can probably wrap it up about here. So if there's a lesson of today, what are our three lessons? One for Brandy, one for dancing boy and one for married boy. I mean, just don't talk shit. Don't lie about things. Don't go on social media and say that I'm saying things that I'm not saying because now I've had to defend myself for something I didn't even fucking do because you said I did.

Cheers to that. Also, don't be shady, boys. Don't get wasted in front of your girlfriends and do shady stuff at their workplace. And never slide into another woman's DMs if you're married. Oh, my God. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Thanks for listening to Shenanigans.

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