Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Drinking and Podcasting: Janet's Back!

Episode Date: November 13, 2019

It's the return of the Mack, Janet's back and she's joined by Jamie Lynne to talk with Scheana about her Australia travels, a very gross encounter with a koala, their dating lives, and some pretty long lists of requirements for the men in Janet and Jamie's lives. Thanks to this week's sponsors! Hulu - Start your free trial at hulu.com. Prive Revaux - Get 15% off your first purcahse with code SCHEANA15 at checkout. Rakuten - Sign up and start saving today at rakuten.com. And be sure to subscribe to the Sibling Revelry podcast with Kate and Oliver Hudson! Click here to listen: Sibling Revelry with Kate Hudson and Oliver Hudson  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hulu has the TV you love. Only $5.99 a month. From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now, here's to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea. We're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. And we're off. I am back on this continent. It feels good to be home.

And we have a couple ho-co-co-ho-cos. As you can tell, this is a drinking and podcasting episode. Whatever, they used to be hoes, but didn't we all? Jamie Lynn is back in the house. How you doing? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. I'm so happy to see you. I know.

I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. I'm so happy to see you. I know. And due to popular demand, back in the house, Miss Janet Elizabeth X. I'm back, guys. I'm back. So do you have any idea how many questions have come in today asking me what happened? Where's Janet been?

Are you guys still friends? I love it, guys. Please keep our party Sheena with asking questions about me. No. So Janet, as I've mentioned a couple of times, got not one, but two jobs. This was her third. This one was just the unpaid job. Jamie was like, so what's the starting salary?

I was like, free lunch. The Villa Blanca lunch is nice. I've yet to get that actually. And anytime you go in there afterwards, you might get the employee discount. Free room in Palm Springs. I mean, I've kind of seen a shop. You're not giving my room up. What was that?

She's been Airbnb-ing out your room lately. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. She's making some side cash. I'm going to quit my job, get on welfare and come back. And on top of having two jobs, you and your boyfriend are still together, which is awesome. Look at, look at, I mean, look at you. I know. Honestly? Is there a relationship? Honestly, what? Over three months ago till now, I was just an unemployed person in an unhappy relationship. Now I work all the time and like my boyfriend. It's really weird.

It's hard to tweet when you're happy. Like before, I would always like bitch about stuff and like complain about stuff and be really hard on myself. And now I'm like, well, if I tweet again about how much I like my boyfriend, everyone's going to unfollow me. Oh, yeah. Don't be those people. Nobody likes those people. You can like tweet about making fun of him and like his farts when he goes in the other

room. Oh my God. Does he have Twitter? He does. Oh my God. His thing is so, what is it? I'm gonna have to think of his handle. Do his parents have Twitter?

His parents do not have Twitter as far as I know. I had to really clean up my Instagram for this whole working and getting a boyfriend thing. Let me tell you. But didn't it feel good to clean up your Instagram? Yeah. I completely deleted the last two a-holes from my life from my social media.

Took them out of the highlights. I just, I didn't do it because I was like, I don't want to look back at all this shit. You made Courtney do it? Oh, I made my sister do it. She's like, well, I archived them all in case you ever change your mind. I like well nope but okay whatever they're gone yeah but if I needed to like look back and see like oh how much engagement did this relationship

used to get then it's in the archive because I know the next one will completely top it and it's going to be that much better nowadays it's about your Instagram engagement so you know it's real get this no the likes are the news. I know. That's what I was going to say. I heard that today. What do you think? Well, how do you feel about that?

I love it because here's the thing. Instagram has become such a popularity contest that it's like, I mean, even I feel that way. Like I'll get insecure when I'm like, oh my God, like everyone on the show, like they all get so many more likes than me. And I'm like, is it because I'm not in a relationship? Am I just like annoying? Do people just like, not like that? I post things with filters. Like, I don't know what it is, but it's like, it just makes me insecure. And that's like on this level. And you know, like in high school, like I can't imagine on that level, it's like, Oh, well this girl's more

popular and she's getting this license. She's this and that and so i feel like you know for those of us who are influencers and who make money on social media you still are able to show brands your engagement you just don't have to show the world it so you don't have to be insecure about it so will likes not show up at all or do you have the choice like yes likes no likes so wait so you can show like if you get the likes you can show it to a brand so here's what i'm thinking like you know how i think most accounts or maybe it's just business accounts but it started with verified and then it moved to like business accounts how when you click on a page like okay this got 228 000 views which is very good for me by the way i've not been getting that many views i think it's because

everyone kept watching they're like is her ass fake oh my god people came after me because i commented on this photo janet you're a clown of sheena from the people's yeah from the people's choice awards which i want to talk about because i want to hear how it was yes um there's this picture that they do this like slow-mo 360 glam bot cam where they like zoom in um from afar and sheena like turns and suddenly she has this like kim kardashian ass where did it come from so i was like oh my gosh so my i commented something like oh my god what kind of squats were you doing down under in australia last week if that's what australia gives you i'm booking my ticket i mean have you seen his ass like Like I have tough competition.

But a bunch of people commented and said like, it's surgery. She got surgery, obviously. And I'm like, guys, trust me. If Sheena got surgery, I'd be the first person she'd be calling, bitching to, asking her to bring her pink berry. And I'd be the first person saying, who's your doctor? And here's the thing. You put on a pair of shorts under a dress, it lifts your ass. That secret i love literally i do that with my sir dress i do that with pretty much any dress

i wear so that's why sometimes you'll see like my ass and jeans it's like but her ass looks flatter i'm like it's just not as plumped up because they don't have and they're not spanks they're nike pros i love my nike pros they hold everything and they keep it tight so it's like shapewear basically yeah it is it's like cheap amazon tight. So it's like shapewear. Basically. Yeah, it is. It's like cheap Amazon shapewear because it's like not as expensive as probably what Kim Kardashian's is, but it gives you that nice shape. And then also the dress. What's that called?

Like ruched or whatever that. So it was like bunched up. So, I mean, yeah. And then with the slow-mo and the way the flashes are like, yeah, but that's why I posted it. I'm like, let's, let's get some people talking, you know? It's that booty though. But okay.

So my point with this, this was just my most recent thing that I posted. So all you guys see is 228,000 views. And then it just says liked by Heather McDonald. Thank you. But when you click on the insights, you can't see my insights. Right. But I can see them. So what I see is it actually reached 379 000 people

so why didn't the other rest of you watch it i don't know and it tells you how many people viewed your profile after seeing that yeah so 5500 people viewed the profile after it has um 16 000 likes and then it had like over 300 comments over almost 400 people like sent it to someone else and 110 people saved it wow so with just that one post right there all you guys are seeing is it was liked by this one person and I'd had this many views but if that was gone I still can view my insights and show a brand yeah but this is how many people are engaging on my post interesting yeah so moving forward everyone all the influencers are going to have to show them the yeah and they'll ask that all the time like

when I post for a brand like even after the story was up they want to show them the, yeah. And they'll, they'll ask that all the time. Like when I post for a brand, like even after the story was up, they want to know how many views it got and like how many profile visits I had. So they know, Oh, okay. Well,

approximately this many people swiped up or this many, if it's like, I usually keep this show as the link in my bio, but sometimes I'll add like a brand. Like when I had my athletics line, I had that, um, in my bio. And so you could tell how many, you know, website clicks you get a day.

Did you just fart, Janet? No, I didn't. I just got up from the chair, but I was worried that you guys heard that. Walk into the other room. Everyone else did it. Okay. So, yes, the people have spoken and supposedly the Kardashians won again. Do we think that the votes really had the Kardashians winning,

or do we think that the Kardashians are just number uno on this network? The only reason people watch the People's Choice Awards because it's all E, it's all related. That's what I think. It's all fixed. And they always advertise voting on E. So more people who are watching E see like click here to vote, swipe up, people who follow E.

So I feel like a lot of people follow it. Do some sort of Bravo Awards and let's see what happens. Ooh. I mean, there are like reality TV awards and stuff, but if there were Bravo Awards, I don't know. I think like Atlanta Housewives might take it all. I've never watched. Oh my gosh. I mean, they're like the number one show on the network yeah oh my god nini i think is like the highest paid person on bravo other than andy cohen i think she might be

one of the highest paid people people on reality tv and yeah to me yeah it's like the kardashians and then nini oh my god i'm like a pay scale i feel like i feel like nobody watches atlanta oh my god so many oh yeah no that show's been on for a while i don't watch i feel like they have the most like like diverse but also like like polar figures on their show like all of them have such strong personalities so you love and hate each one of them all season every season yeah see I've only watched a few episodes here and there when like I've done like press with one of them or whatever okay so wait I'm just gonna tell this story because it's really funny speaking of so you guys know Britney bless her heart sweetest girl ever so all of the Britney Cartwright okay so

last night at the People's Choice Awards, she was so starstruck. It was like Jennifer Aniston, then this person, this person. It was so adorable. When I was watching it, and they brought up Jen Aniston, I swear to God, I heard Britney screaming.

I did. And so she was freaking out, right? And so there's all these people she's fans of. Britney's a big fan of Kandi Bur burst and like all the songs that she's like um produced and 30w and like all the music britney loves and in just a brain fart moment when candy walk by she's like phaedra i love you oh my god and i'm not joking all night until the second she got on the bus she goes sheena i can't i feel so bad i feel so bad i'm like britney it's fine i'm like i'm sure that happens to her all the time it happens to me all the time people call me stassi

people call kristin katie katie kristin schwartz sandoval sandoval's fine I'm like I'm sure that happens to her all the time it happens to me all the time people call me Stassi people call Kristen Katie Katie Kristen Schwartz Sandoval Sandoval Schwartz I'm like I'm sure she's like but it was me and she's like and I love her like I'm a fan of her she's like I don't even know why she's like I don't even watch her show I don't even know Phaedra I don't know why that name came out but it was like she felt so bad and I was like to meet Jennifer Aniston no but they made eye contact and that was like that was good for her because they were pulling her off and even if you watch back on the show like you see when Jen walks off stage and like Brittany and like Jen looks at her for a sec but then they pulled her so it was like she couldn't have stopped even if she wanted to because she had security with her

and they were pulling off and it's a live show. Totally. So, but just that moment was like, and she was so close to her that she freaked out. I remember when we had David and oh my God, what is this? Christina. Christina. I was like, oh my God, I love her. When we had David and Christina Arquette on the show, it was right before Jackson, Brittany's wedding. Dave was like, oh yeah, I'll have Courtney Cox like make a video for them for their wedding.

Yeah. And you were like, okay. But like, she was was like i don't want to like ask him again like and then i think it was like 20 minutes after the podcast ended we were having lunch and she's like oh my god david arquette just texted me a video and it was courtney cox being like hey britney and jacks congratulations on your big day like a personalized cute little camera yeah i'm like are they still married courtney cox and david arquette yeah are like, are they still married? Courtney Cox and David Arquette? Yeah. Are they married? Were they ever married?

They were married. They have a daughter together. Him and his new wife. Yeah, he has a wife named Christina, who's amazing, and they have two cute little boys together. But he has such, like, a great relationship with her. Yeah, they're a parent,

and they're, like, apparently still very close. Yeah, I think he was at her, like, birthday party recently. I don't know. They're always like doing stuff together literally when I played that video for Britney at their rehearsal dinner she squealed like a pig on a farm like she was just like a pig on a farm y'all it was like it warmed my heart so much not even like it was just like I didn't want anyone to get like an ounce of praise

like oh my god that's so cool of you I was just like this is for her like yes i got it and you know bridesmaid points yeah but like i didn't do it to get like you know wait so what did courtney cox say she it was very just short and sweet she was just like you know wish you like all the best happiness whatever i have it on my phone i can show you you should like that it wouldn't list it for everybody we i'll we'll let their wedding you know air first and then they can post it because that was a personal video for them so if they want to post it they can but yeah they everyone on this show are just die hard friends fans wait so everyone who were the bridesmaids it was you and britney's wedding yeah all of us

like what do you mean like everyone from the show show? Yeah. All the girls. So did you, did you win for doing that? Um, I mean, there was no contest. There was not a contest. You know what I mean? Stassi brought princesses to her bridal shower. What princesses? She hired a bunch of princesses. They were vague princesses. Cause I don't think that they could haveney like on the show yeah you can't like i couldn't dress up as jasmine so it's like sleeping beauty like drowsy beauty they were just like they were just diverse girls in gowns but they were awesome they played the part the whole time they were like twirling the hair and they're like oh like standing talking to one of them. I'm just like half drunk. Like, oh, you're cute. She's like, oh my goodness, thank you. Okay, so here's the funniest thing, Jamie. I'm not going to say what it was, but there was a show,

the risque show that I did many, many years ago. And one of the princesses was on this show with me. Sheena the entire day kept being like, I know that girl. I think I've met her before but i can't figure out why i can't it's like hard to tell out of context because she's wearing a princess gown and then halfway through the day she was like oh my god i was like oh i've just never seen her with clothes on i just know what her nipples look like and of course erica she does

mom was there and she was like sheena she was like oh my god but the girl she like remembered who i was first because like we all used to like take trips together and do comic-con and like all of this stuff so like that whole cast became like really good friends back then and she was like do you remember i was like oh i knew you looked familiar i was like don't worry i won't say anything I don't want to ruin your princess persona you're putting out. This girl who's twirling her hair over here. Wait, which princess was she? I'm not going to tell you.

What? I mean, I'll... Is this going to air? I mean, I would think. We're not trying to out-princess. She's trying to keep her job here. Come on, give us some dirt. Okay, wait, I have to know.

Who else were your favorite people you saw at People's Choice? And what were your favorite moments? Okay people's choice and what were your okay so we all know I don't really fangirl over anyone the only time I've had a fangirl moment was when I was at Craig's and Elton John was standing three feet away from me and I was just like that's tiny dancer like I was like freaking out but he had all the security with him and I was like I'm not going to say anything but i had a moment i'm a huge fan of the voice like literally the second you guys leave i'm gonna watch the episode um but gwen stefani i i've loved her since but the first album i ever bought was no doubt

tragic kingdom in sixth grade yellow cd she's why i bleached my hair blonde and lost all my hair yeah i have been obsessed with her forever she's 50 years old she looks like she's our age CD. She's why I bleached my hair blonde and lost all my hair. Yeah. I have been obsessed with her forever. She's 50 years old. She looks like she's our age. It's insane. And then just like from watching The Voice, I didn't know who Blake Shelton was because I'm not big on country music. I didn't know

who he was until really watching The Voice and then just like their banter and everything. They're just like such a goals couple. Yeah. They're so cute. So they asked me on the red carpet. They're like who are you. They're just such a goals couple. They're so cute. So they asked me on the red carpet, they're like, who are you most excited to see? And I always say Kim Kardashian, but I'm like, you know what? I've been excited to see her so many times already.

And of course I am, but everyone already knows that. And I was like, I want to see Gwen Stefani because the dress she was wearing in the knockouts on The Voice this season, her whole outfit, I'm obsessed. It was like this like off the shoulder, like a poofy white leopard sequin, like short dress with these white stiletto cowboy boots.

It was just so fucking cool. Like such a statement outfit. And so I was just so excited. And she was getting the Fashion Icon Award. So I was like, I'm most excited to see Gwen Stefani. I say that on the red carpet. Fast forward 20 minutes later, her and Blake are walking to their table. They have to walk past ours.

We all make eye contact and waved at each other and smiled. And I was like, Gwen saw me. She saw me. I wonder if they watch the show. I don't know. I mean, we're under the NBC Universal umbrella. So maybe. Everybody watches everything under the umbrella.

That was my little moment. and then it was just like exciting like it was like katie britney and i like we all like love riverdale and pretty little liars and all those like high school shows and we were in between like all the stranger things riverdale's 13 reason why like all of those kids and we're like look it's archie and it was just like those like little like fangirl moments i was like i saw david dobrik like huge youtube star who's like fucking hilarious. And I was just like sending snapshots to my sister. I'm like, look who's here. Look who's here.

Look who's here. But it was, I think, probably the most fun award show. I mean, even though we lost again. But, you know, as Sandoval says, it's such an honor to be nominated against so many. It was like, voila. I mean, it wasn't rude. It it was like honest but we were all like doing a group interview and then after she walked away she's like i can't fucking do interviews with sandoval she goes yeah it's like we're winning a goddamn oscar she's like oh my god we are just

so honored and she's like i can't she's like i mean that's what i love about him but like i just can't do interviews with him and i was like i know i get it like would sandoval be the one if you guys talked about it as a Cast we voted we just said So get this we're like all talking Is like me Katie and Lala and I was like And Lala goes it needs to be an OG she's Like I'm bowing out like it needs to be an OG Like I'm gonna say that and so we're like okay so you

And Brittany are out James and Raquel are out So we've and Ariana's out Because technically she wasn't either so we're like we've got Tom and not even Schwartz so it was Tom Katie me Kristen and Jax because Stassi wasn't either. So we're like, we've got Tom and not even Schwartz. So it was Tom, Katie, me, Kristen, and Jax because Stassi wasn't there. She spoke at like the Glamour Women's Conference or something. Yeah, so her and Bo were already in New York.

And so out of the five of us, Jax is like, he literally had a pipe, a pipe of weed on the table and was hitting it under the table. Not even a vape pen, a full on pipe. He was like, I'm too high. And then Ariana's like, I mean, she's already, her and Sandoval compete with each other on a daily basis, you know? And then Kristen's like, fourth glass of wine.

And I was like, can we all just vote that Sandoval does the speech? Like, literally, I'm like, I'm not going to fight for mic time. It would honestly be like the most earnest, like, sweetest thing ever. I would love to see him do that. I know. So we all vote for Sandoval. Yes. Commercial break.

People all go out, smoke cigarettes, go to the bathroom. Oh, they're announcing our category. Sandoval's not at the table. Oh God, he would. It's just me and Ariana. And we're like, oh, and like, you know, like James Raquel, like not the OGs. But I was like, oh my God, oh my God. I was like, where is Sandoval?

Like, oh my God. I'm like, what if, what what if we went what if we were keeping up with the Kardashians we're like thank god because he's not here Sandoval comes in flicks a cigarette butt and he's like I got this guys he's like I was watching I was listening I'm like what were you gonna do just run up on live television like he would have but he would have danced his way up with a karaoke mic somehow and then oh my god did you see kelsey ballerini's performance so she had this adorable pink like tutui just like very statement dress on and we're all like up dancing and then we look at ariana and we're like you look like you're one of her backup dancers and you should be on stage i loved ari i loved everybody's looks. I feel like everybody did really, really

well. But I loved Ariana's pink. I loved the black on you with the pops of color. It was good. Your butt was the best. Thank you. It really was. I just wanted to grab it. Those Aussie squats, you know? Bali squats.

Wait, so wait, what? Where were you? Where have you where have you been trip down under yeah the first time she knew what down it was with me okay yeah we we have the magnets on our fridges Janet I love those okay so I'm just gonna give like a short version because like I know you guys have already like heard the highlights and everything but I honestly want to save a lot of these stories to tell like with him when he's on the show and then you get to hear it in a hot accent so I'm just going to keep it vague but obvi I've like been out of the country for the last two weeks so started in um Brisbane flew into Brisbane went to the Gold Coast, did a bunch of fun

things there, had Halloween, which is not the same as Halloween in West Hollywood. I'll say that. I'm sure. But it was just, it was fun. We went to this place called Dracula's. It's like a dinner and a show like medieval times, but like Dracula, it was so sick. I just wore a skeleton hoodie oh okay but um so it was like fun just a little brief trip and then i think we're going to uru but instead it was

another city in australia in australia yeah there's this like really cool like light field and some like rock that you used to be able to climb we can't climb anymore i don't know whatever i didn't i didn't ask a lot of questions, but the light field looks sick. It looks like the northern lights on the ground, but it was really cool. And so, surprise, I'm on the plane and I hear the stewardess say something about when we land in Bali. I'm like, excuse me? Didn't even realize we were in the international terminal. I just was like, okay, you want to handle things and you handle things. I'm so not used to that, but okay.

So, um, when we were in Bali, we did an ATV cruise, like through the mud, like going, it was so much fun. Waterfalls. I went to the monkey forest and Ubud and a monkey hopped up on me and it was playing with my necklace. And it was just like, oh, I was in love. I'm glad you had a good experience with monkeys. The one monkeys I've experienced and the ones I've seen on Reddit look really scary.

Oh, dude, no. There was one that like I had like some food in my hand, which you're not supposed to do. It's like do not feed the monkeys. But like, you know, we did. But one of them went. And I'm not joking. Its fangs were about two inches long, two of them it was scary I was like bad monkey mean monkey I don't like that monkey so I was in Thailand my friend Sarah had a pina colada

and a monkey stole it from her hand and then climbed up on a tree above her and jerked off onto her no it started rubbing one out and it ejaculated onto her after stealing her pina colada so after that we went home oh my god was he from la what the oh yeah that's how it's like the monkey jerks off and then just steals your pina colada jerks off oh my god um so yeah i mean then you know there were elephants how long is the flight from are from australia to bali honestly i wasn't paying attention It was like five, six hours, six and a half I don't know

Why weren't you paying attention? Because there weren't TVs Did you have anything to listen to? Well, first it started with shenanigans Because I was like, okay We had recorded a couple shows before I left Because I was just When I got back, I didn't know if I would have tonight if you girls were going to be able to come over and

whatnot. So I had recorded a few shows ahead of time, but I'm like, okay, I got to listen back to this because like this was two weeks ago and things may be changed or whatever. So after things changed, guys, they changed after I was about halfway through one episode. I was just like, I'm really sick of listening to my own voice. What? I know. Crazy, right?

So there's this new podcast I started listening to called Sibling Revelry. Have you guys heard of it? No. What's it about? It's with Kate and Oliver Hudson. Oliver's my man crush. Wait, really? Yes.

Well, Kate Hudson's my woman crush. From Dawson's Creek. Like, maybe we could double date who are kate and how do you not what oliver hudson wait wait okay kate hudson janet kate hudson see what's on her arm right now penny fucking lane oh okay wait okay yes i know who kate hudson is who's oliver hudson okay well first of all sheena has a tattoo that says it's all happening yeah that's from kate My cat's name is Penny Lane Janet Fabulous

How to lose a guy in 10 days Oh I love that movie Andy Anderson how to girl That's Kate Hudson Okay I love her So Oliver is her hot brother Who was in Dawson's Creek That's all I know him from

He was so cute So it's just like about The sibling bond is her hot brother who was in Dawson's Creek. That's all I know him from. Okay. Yeah. He was so cute. So it's just like about like the sibling bond, like family dynamics, human mind, body, and just like a bunch of stuff like that. It's really interesting. On the show, like both of them will like get like really deep into things that interest them and just like, you know,

just like they're just like talking to their sister. Like when my sister like co-hosts or like when I have my friends and stuff so it's just very it's very fun light-hearted but it can also like inspire some people along the way with like you know stories of just like what it's like growing up with like a brother and a sister I don't know what it's like to grow up with a brother because I only had a sister and we're almost 13 years apart so it was like we were basically both only children and especially like growing up in like the industry and all of that, you know,

that's super Goldie Hawn. Like is her mom. Like, yeah. Really iconic. Oh my God. Janet's learning. How do you know this?

Janet? I don't know anything. You know, her dad. Wait, wait, Goldie Hawn's. Yes.

Husband, Kurt Russell. They're not married. They're not. That's why they're still together. Mm hmm. Interesting. Yeah. I did kind of why they're still together. Interesting. Yeah. I did kind of know some of these things.

Okay. Well, I'll just say, okay, so if you guys do want to listen and you like what I'm talking about, then at the end of the show, you can head over to the sibling revelry with Kate Hudson and Oliver Hudson podcast and subscribe for free and make sure to stay tuned to the end of this

episode. And you guys will hear a teaser of their podcast so that was what got me through some of the flight and then we ended up um sleeping in awkward positions and uh watching finding emu on a phone is that how you join the mile high club sleeping in an awkward position on the plane anyways did you join the mile you guys i'm stop so she didn't i would have found out by now any who janet no i would enough about me and my vacay i would are we all virgins to that yeah so i said something funny tonight at dinner and janet tweeted it i was like i tried to tell him i was a virgin and I was saving myself for marriage and then I remembered I'm divorced.

That is a fly. Being a member of the divorcee club, I can't say that. No, but I will say just like being in Ubud and like all of these different areas in Bali and like hanging out with animals, just like running so freely. It was so freely.

It was so cool. It was really cool. I love it. I love seeing you. I'm really glad you were without your makeup and you were so natural. I didn't have eyelashes on. What? Yeah,

I love that. I know. But then when we got back to Sydney, like I had girls night, we hung out with Hannah from below deck, like below deck, mad Hannah. Really? Yeah.

My friend Blondie, our friend Ree. I went into the salon we got braids we had like a fun girls night and just like went out and got drunk then came back to the hotel and just like stayed up basically until my flight but it was it was so much fun but it was like that night i'm like the lashes are on the lip i was like she's back hoops are in lashes are on i saw like your instagram stories which i was living for yeah in the jungle i'm like you had no makeup and no lashes yeah i'm really jealous you got to hold a koala bear because last time we just got to be next so in sydney you're not allowed to hold koalas but in gold coast you can so you guys want to hear the funniest story about the

koala wait did i tell you this yet? No. Does this have something to do with chlamydia? Possibly. Okay. We'll get to that. Okay. Okay. So we're at the zoo and the woman at the front was being like extra, extra nice.

It turned out she happened to be a Vanderpump Rules fan. So as like everyone's waiting in line with this like massive koala, she looks at me and like winks, goes and gets the baby koala and brings her over. Her name was Goosey. And she's like, I wanted you to have the baby. She goes, you're going to post these pics, aren't you? I was like, yes, ma'am, I am.

And she's like, don't worry. She goes, we'll give you a little extra time. We'll get some extra photos. She goes, you want me to take some on your phone? Do you want a boomerang? I was like, hell yeah. Oh, my God god so the people behind me are getting kind of annoyed but i'm like yo you get the baby koala too so give me my moment yeah i paid just like you paid this isn't something i'm getting for free we paid full price was it so soft and snuggly and cute it was

not soft and the nails i had marks down my arm oh my god but they're just their skin like their skin their fur is just like very coarse like kind of like the difference between penny and salem like salem's way more silky and penny's more coarse but it's not like she's not snuggly so it was like coarse hair but still like she's just kind of like laid on me but so as the trainer is passing her to me the koala poops now on you i just pooped i don't didn't see this at all i was informed of this after like didn't want to say anything like she pooped right before you held her and i was like whatever like if i get cool koala if i get chlamydia from this cute koala it's worth it you

know so be it you know so be it whatever is that how you get them from koalas is through their poop? No. Okay, wait. Okay. Sidetrack. If you go to this post on Sheena's page, guys, I don't know if it's all still up, but she got so much hate about the chlamydia. I'm going to read these comments.

And I'm like, you know what? If I'm going to get chlamydia from a koala like i'll i'll i said i'll take my chances i'm more worried about what the men in la have than a fucking koala say that yeah i think i might have even thrown the word american and they're like i'm more worried about the american men than this aussie koala but she was but no like okay so you like you know there's the vegans when they're like it's not really a sanctuary and it's not this and they're i'm like they're endangered and i can't believe you're like holding them and you're like using them just to get post likes blah blah blah i'm like okay

i'm the i'm the resident vegan friend here i'm gonna say something oh my god someone wrote koalas have chlamydia and you you wrote back, I took my chances. I'm more afraid of what the American men have than an adorable koala. Yes. Wait, no, go down. I don't know if this girl deleted it. I haven't looked at it. But there was this whole exchange where this girl was going off on her.

She was like, I can't believe you're using these poor endangered. They're like an endangered species. And you're using them just to get post likes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, OK, hold on. And then she's like trying to make it like Sheena does not like animals and she's using them for all of this like publicity or whatever. Yeah. Using koalas for clout. I love that. And I was like, OK. So I just wrote back to her and it became this whole text exchange between

me and her to the point where she started dming me oh no however it was super positive and I wish I knew her name and I wish I but she's like I'll make a public apology like I'm so sorry I didn't like mean it that way and like I love girl save it nobody's following you yeah but she's like I love Sheena and I'll make a public apology and like yes love girl save it nobody's following you yeah but she's like i love sheena and i'll make a public apology and like yes like thank you for understanding blah blah but yeah she was like trying to come after sheena about like not being an animal lover and posting this just for likes and i'm like no no that was like that was one of the top five things on my bucket list in life i want to do before i die is hug a koala yeah and i hugged the koala and we had a great time together until homegirl pooped

and get this you guys it went in my belly button in my belly button but i didn't realize this until we're like leaving the zoo and i have like jeans on that were kind of like high-waisted but not a crop top obviously you can see what i'm wearing in the photo and so i look and my belly button's pierced and i just looked down and i'm like what what is that? And I was like, I thought like, I don't know. And I like with my nail and I was like, Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm like, I run to the bathroom. I take my belly button ring out. I'm like soap, water, tissue. I'm like antibacterial. I'm like squirting everything. I'm cleaning my stomach for so long. I would pay so much to see this. No, I had to take my belly button ring out, soak it for like 48 hours, disinfect it, antibacterial.

I was like, we're just going to go to a tattoo shop and buy a new one. I was just going to say, I think that's when you buy a new one, when it gets koala poop. I was just like, you know. Chlamydia has koala poop on it. Hey guys, I need to buy a new one because I got koala poop in my old one. I have chlamydia on my belly button ring. Can you please get me a new one? You know what else I have to get a new of? So I know a hundred percent. I brought my leopard Gucci's with me on this trip because I thought we're going to the outback and I was like, Oh, I'll bring like the leopard, like Safari. Nothing says outback like Gucci guys. That's an LA girl

in the outback. That's what you wear, right? I don't buy expensive things for myself ever. This is one of the maybe under five purchases I've ever made over $400 for myself. We all know I spoil the assholes I dated, but not myself. So I swear I brought these. They were in the safe in Bali. They went missing. Yet my like jewelry and all this like other stuff didn't laptops like nothing. So I'm like, why would only and there were two pairs of Gucci's in the safe. The only two pairs that I own were in the safe and they're just gone. So I am debating replacing them.

But then I was like, you know what? know what listen i told you you can't do the design this is why i wear purveyor of oh yes yes i know because all of those are still in my bag exactly and they look just as good they're just as cute they look better actually you know they do they do i really so many compliments i do too i need to see these there i wear them all the time you probably just don't even realize it yeah yeah no they're so cute they're um literally only like they start at 29.95 and they have like polarized lenses right now they have a new style called levita and they're so cute like the first one you open on the page, I think it's, what is it? It's like the Stella or the Simone or something. They're so cute.

So wait, what was it called? The Sienna. Yeah. The Sienna. Look at those. Like they're adorable. Those are cute. Yeah.

So I'm obsessed with these glasses and I know I've talked to you guys about them before, but it's a free shipping on all orders. And you know, they do have like the high-end designer detail polarized as i said but you don't have to pay more for the awesome lenses love that i need yeah you know you get to see the world in hd i love it yeah you're in your 30s i just need the polarized i can tell the difference now once you have a pair of polarized you can't go back oh totally and um they're scratch resistant and have like an anti-glare coating and all that fun stuff uva uvb protection and three barrel hinges

for flexibility and comfort love that and you get a free case i need a sketch scratch free thing too because i always just i refuse to put sunglasses in cases yeah i just always end up at the bottom of my bag yeah but i i have like i think i'm up to like eight pairs of them now so i like need my own on your last rack just for that you have your lens crafters racks 350 yeah i'm stocking up i'm starting yeah they take up four rows on her lens crafters racks i hate that like it's called let no it's you're more like a sunglass hut you're not a lens yeah thank you yeah lala like who said that rude lala no yeah eyeglasses it's sunglasses they're the same thank you anyway well um if you guys want to get some dope shades like i have you can enjoy 15 off your first purchase using a promo code sheena15

so lesson learned on the gucci's stick to purvey revue the of the Gucci's yeah because it's like I don't like losing sunglasses ever I don't care if they're $29.95 or $450 I don't want to lose them about the 400 ones more when you lose them because yeah oh my god I could have had 30 pairs yeah because then I mean if I were to lose a pair of my purveys then I go on buy them and probably four more pairs at the same time so I'm like well now that I'm replacing these what else do I want so yeah but um anyway that was the only downside

I think of the vacation because I just didn't know where they went and like theft in Bali but it's like a very like it's a serious crime like he said he was like he goes they will lose their job and I'm like first of all I'm not trying to get anyone to lose their job. Because if someone did steal, then they needed them a hell of a lot more than I do.

But like, why didn't they take the $7,000 ring that I brought to go? I was going to be Beauty and the Beast. Like I was going to be Belle. And so I brought this big, it's a Morganite diamond ring. Because I was like, oh, I'll put that over the glove and just have like the ring for the princess. So I brought it with me and I'm like, I'll keep it in the safe the whole time. The ring was still there.

So I'm like, if someone stole something, why would you not take the six and a half carat Morganite diamond ring? You know, or the other Gucci's. Maybe they didn't want to, they wanted, they were like,

Oh, if I just steal like one thing that she might not, she might think she's crazy. Well, if you still, if they were to take everything, you'd be like, I was robbed. If they were to take maybe the most expensive thing, you still might think you were robbed. But maybe they thought, she has two of these. If I take one, she won't notice. Yeah.

Oh, I noticed. Oh, I'm sure. But anyway, I hope you are enjoying this Gucci. Well, that's the worst part of your trip. That was the worst part. I think you had a good time. Yeah, it was. And your butt came out looking fabulous.

Thank you. How did that butt come out looking so fabulous, Sheena? You know, just a lot of cardio, a lot of exercise. Shout out, Seth. I feel like there's some muscle building happening there. Definitely. How did that happen? Cardio.

No. Yeah. Squats. Squats. Definitely. How did that happen? Cardio. No.

Yeah. Squats. So today I shot a really fun thing that you guys will see on my Instagram soon. Have you seen a trailer previews for the new movie Knives Out? It's like the murder mystery. Yeah. I don't know what this is, but tell me. Okay.

So it's like Chris Evans and this is not an ad. I'm just like telling you guys like I did this today. I mean, I shot an ad. No, you were at the Houdini Mansion, which is the venue that I'm telling Janet she needs to get married at. Because I love magic. It's so dope.

So we're at the Houdini Estate. It's eight of us. It's four bachelor guys. Shocker. Not my choice. She only dated three of them, guys. Don't worry. One of them's on hold for me.

That is true. So it was Demi, not Lovato from Bachelor in Paradise. I love her. I love her. Is she still with her lesbian? No, they broke up. There's rumors she's with Nick Vile. Yeah.

I want to get her on shenanigans soon and ask her about it. Yeah. But she is absolutely hilarious. And it's funny because she's one of those people who, the first season I watched her on the show, same as Crystal from Ari's season I watched, and it's just like the edit they get, and you're like, you're making me want to dislike this person.

No, I disagree. No, but it's entertaining. Her edit was amazing. On Bachelor in Paradise. Yes. But no, but on The Bachelor, she was more like the villain on Colton's amazing. On Bachelor in Paradise. Yes. But no, but on The Bachelor, she was more like the villain on Colton's season. I still thought she was really funny.

Absolutely. She's fine. But I'm saying the way that they try and they pick one person every season that they try and make the audience hate. But it's like, whatever. But anyway, she's freaking hilarious. She's amazing. And then on bachelor in paradise it's like you see such a different side of them and it's just like watching the show like the

first edit i'm like i know more than anyone don't judge someone based on a reality show edit and like a lot of people had like said negative things about her and i'm like i mean i go i guarantee you she's the type of girl just like crystal where i'm like yeah she looks this way on the show you meet her in person and you love her and i met her today and she was such a doll we had so much fun there was at one point she was the murderer at one point i was the murderer we're all accusing each other but this is like an actual game what other boys were there so it was uh devin harris our you know friend and then um matt donald old matt donald who had a farm luke stone and connor so we were we had connor who i beat at dance dance revolution and won 100 bucks from yes that connor

and halloween sheena we were with matt and luke yes and then you ran into devon later that night and well devon was there too do you want to refill? Please fill me up. Yeah. Fill her up. Yeah, we were with those three. That's so crazy that you had no idea. I didn't know who anyone was going to be there. I just booked a job. And then last night I was like, I wonder if anyone I know is going to be at this shoot. And we didn't know who the cast was.

And I get there today and I see Connor. And he's like, Devin's on his way. I was like, what? I was like, does he know I'm coming? He's like, pretty sure. And I was like today and I see Connor and he's like, Devin's on his way. I was like, what? I was like, does he know I'm coming? He's like, pretty sure. And I was like, I had no idea you guys were going to be here,

but I really want to see this movie. Cause like, I love like murder mystery stuff, but I've never played. Where is this going to air? So it'll be on social media, like Thanksgiving week leading up to the movie. But the game was actually a lot of fun.

You have like the mediator person what's the game um it's the knives out murder mystery game how do you get it um i think when i add people no no but i think when i post about it like i think it's just like a different version of um shoot what is it called it's a game that already exists but it's like the knives out version of it so okay i don't remember clue kind of but different okay yeah like you each have a card so like some people are innocent there's four innocent people in our group and then one was the detective one was the doctor and two were the murderers yeah did you see anything magical at the houdini estate well there was a weird sound that kept happening during my interview at the end.

And then we were like, what is it? It was a sink. But maybe it was a ghost. No, but Janet, like if you get married, this is your venue. I'm down. Yeah. Please. Oh my God.

All like, there'll be like a magic act at the end of the aisle. And instead of me coming down the aisle, it's just like a cloud of smoke and then boom. Yeah. And then I'll do a magic trick where I'll like pull one of those long strings of color out of my mouth. And then the rings there. Yeah. Like doves like drop the rings down. Please, Janet. God, if I could find somebody that would marry me and do that, I would. He would. That's the thing. I think we know who. don't think jason would he would yeah his limits you guys janet let's talk about jason okay i finally am okay with talking about this i mean you guys janet's been gone and we love janet but yeah i'm like in this loving beautiful relationship with this amazing man who i actually i stayed in your hotel room with you guys yes he provided us such

a beautiful lifestyle it was a two-story suite don't worry we weren't all three in bed together but I would have I mean she would have but I was with Logan on the couch yes well actually Logan has had his own sectional and then I was a great room actually. Actually, then you also got a rollaway. Rollaway. Yeah. Which I may have slept in, but that was a beautiful room and Jason is a beautiful man. He's great. Let's hear about Jason. He's great.

He's like, we've all been friends for a really long time. You're excited to meet the fam? Yeah. I'm going to meet his family in Thanksgiving, which I'm really excited about in New York. And then my family's coming here for LA Christmas, which I'm really excited about. You know what And then my family's coming here for LA Christmas, which I'm really excited about. Yeah. You know what I think we should do, Jamie?

Okay. So like right before I met, not right before I met Jason, but right before we started like dating, we were at a bar one night, we were at a comedy show. And I showed you this list of like my nose of like, I won't date guys that have this. And it's like my list. And you showed me yours, which I thought mine was psycho and yours was 10 times more psycho and lengthy than mine. So I feel like we should read cause you have started seeing someone a little bit, a little bit who meets almost all the things on your list. Who are we? This one from a single girl's podcast. Oh my God. I know we're those annoying bitches that we hate that are in happy relationships. Okay. I almost, I almost comprised a list of impossible things that I feel, I feel like no one would

ever. Jamie's were like, he like, you need to, you guys need to read some of them. We need to read some of ours and then start and then I'll do mine. Okay. Mine's my notes on my phone. So I have it right here. To sum it all up, Janet's boyfriend's amazing and they're gonna live happily ever after hopefully now read your read your entertaining my no we'll talk about love on this is no cowboy hats or cowboy boots no guys named christian because they have overbearing mothers no teachers no guys in

the military no bodybuilders no earrings no mirror selfies which jason does but only to me with you or with you because you guys do them together we also do them together okay stories where it's like hey like guess who's going to work guess who's going to court yes um no entrepreneurs because like everyone puts that in their bio for dating sites and they actually just live in their parents. Yeah. Basement. No entrepreneurs unless they're really hot is my rule.

That's me. No God or religion. Sorry. Not my thing. No bald guys. No dirt bikes or ATV. What if he goes bald? No.

Then I leave him Sheena. Oh, that's that's rude. No dirt bikes or ATVs. No wearing camo. cops no oakley sunglasses like that's like a hard no wow yeah um no photos holding fish which is very important to me that was in my list too which tells you how fucked up both of us are no cargo shorts no country music fans okay i'm gonna kill myself wait wait there's two more no hoverboards, no country music fans. Okay, I'm going to kill myself if we keep going. Wait, wait, there's two more. No hoverboards and no eyebrow rings.

People still buy hoverboards? What year did you make this list? Get on Bumble. Get on Bumble. I'm not going to get on. I have no reason to get on Bumble. There's a reason it's on the list. I didn't want to have to make this list, Sheena.

We did not want to have to do this for you, Sheena. Okay, Jamie, top five on your list. Let's go. No, you have to read all of them. It's so good. Oh, God. Okay, how much time do we have? You girls are the ones who have to drive home.

I'm going to read the ones. Just kidding, kids. Don't drink and drive. They're Ubering. Between 510 and 53. I mean, no, no. I hope you're Ubering. No wonder you can't buy it.

So. No. you're ubering no wonder you can't buy it so far i'm sorry what do we call well i think you need to put a bleep over that word thanks i'm sorry little people fucked up moving on um not a big meat eater i mean he doesn't have to be vegan but like at least don't eat like three three animals um okay no nurses and no teachers because like i don't like when men do like you don't have to explain you can just read every all right fine fine we'll be here all night social drinker not a pussy like the guys who drink wine but not a drunk either okay medium alcoholic got it charitable loves animals lives close to me lives alone preferably owns has has a nice car 2015 or newer 2015 or newer

yes i don't even meet that category i have an 09 370z and that's a dope little car thank you but yeah so if a guy picked you up suv which is in my list it was a 2016 so i'm barely making the list black suv only two and going on into the car situation, it must be clean, a black SUV, or a foreign sedan, and then in parentheses, hybrid or electric, also welcomed. Wow. Are you still going? Worldly but humble.

Perfect teeth. Likes what I like. Wow. No bro vibes. Like, you know. We know. Okay, wait. Is this a thing that just you two crazies do, or do all women do this? Wow. No bro vibes. Like, you know. We know. Okay, wait. I didn't. Is this.

Okay. Is this a thing that just you two crazies do? Or do all women do this? Can you like comment below? Okay, wait. Plays instrument. Has one. And I thought it was weird.

Preferably drums or piano. Guys, can I talk about the guy I just met? Oh, my God. He plays. If you're. If you can stop reading your list, then yes, you can talk about it. Okay. Plays drums and piano.

You guys, there's still 20 more items on the list. There's.'s like there's at least 200 we'll post it okay we can do that we'll post the list and shenanigans i have a picture of both both of our lists let's do it again i i tweeted and said this is why we're still single okay and then we manifested everything on our list we got it sort of yeah other than the mirror selfies i can deal with the mirror selfies guys okay if you've never made out with a guy where while he's playing a piano and the bass drum and kissing you at the same time you have not lived wow did john mayer do that i don't know she did you tell me um tell me another thing um does he shop on racketing oh jamie's obsessed with this yeah

here's the thing no because she's saying like all these things they have in common that like he likes and she likes and i know that was one of them i mean he's a simple man yeah i know that he shops but but whatever he i shop and so here's here's the deal if you go on like if you want to buy something on groupon this is what I do I'll first it used to be called Ebates I think Rakuten or whatever it's called yeah kind of a weird name Rakuten good for them yeah um they changed their name but you go on that you go on that app first and then from there you go to Groupon or Sephora or wherever you're going to watch I mean yeah purchase shop right um and you get and this is great you get six percent eight percent back so for example

i will go through them first and then from that site i will go to groupon and i will buy my lip injections or my botox or whatever i buy through groupon and i get the money back in a check yeah so it's like shopping that you already do but then you're earning cash back and it's um a free member-based loyalty program and you guys can like literally earn what is it's like up to like a 40 cash back every month they get a big fat and there's there's um like almost like 3 000 stores literally every store yeah whenever you're gonna buy something online you just go there instead first and then go to and then you get basically like a discount yes yeah you get like 10 10 yeah and it's always free it's not like

one of those like gimmicky things and it's like points to redeem like this and that it's like very simple to use they mail it to you yeah wow and then like every three months members can be paid in the form of it's either check or paypal so you can get it either way yeah so it's basically like having like cash back on a credit card yeah like and it's like like forever 21 doordash express like overstock hotels.com like ticketmaster there's so many places hotels.com all the time yeah i do that yeah so janet go to rackerton.com that's r-a-k-u-t-e-n click on the retailer you're looking for to activate the cash back and then just shop as normal you'll earn a percentage of every purchase you make up to 40 cash back so yeah you guys sign

up today at racket 10.com and that's r-a-k-u-t-e-n.com i'm gonna do that so yeah um i do want to get into some fan questions before we wrap this up. There were so many. So I had my sister go in and send me the highlights. So speed questions. Let's go. Carl Radke wants to know. I love Carl.

I miss Carl. I miss you. When do you get to New York for BravoCon? So that is this weekend. I am so excited to meet all of you guys. If you couldn't get tickets to BravoCon, you can come see James Kennedy and I at Public House on Friday night. I posted the flyer

on my story. James posted it on his page. And to answer your question, Carl, I get in Thursday early afternoon. So yeah, I'm really excited for this. Boohoo has sent me some really dope jumpsuits that I'm excited to wear.

And yeah, it's going to be a fun weekend. I love that Paul came out for your birthday. Yeah, that was so fun. And he hung a TV in less than seven seconds. I know, seven minutes. But okay, let's not get crazy. Let's see. All right.

At Linzeo wants to know what type of wine we're drinking. Well, we started with Sauvignon Blanc and then moved to Rosé. And honestly, we're not those bougie bitches who really care about the brand. So I don't even know what we're drinking, but it's working. What we're drinking is what I picked out, which I feel like is what most of us would pick out, which is what you do is you get a $12 bottle

that was originally $18. Yes. So you pick the $18 bottle that was marked down to 12, and that's how you know it's fancy. You can feel good about yourself because you're not buying a $6 bottle. Yeah. And you feel fancy because you're like, this was almost $20 originally. Totally.

That's what we're drinking. The one and only dollhouse wants to know if I would ever date Pauly D. That is going to be a no. We're besties. We're friends. Yeah. No, we're not going to date. He has pillows date Pauly D. That is going to be a no. You guys are besties. We're friends. Yeah, no, we're not going to date. He has pillows with his face on them. So does Sheena.

Yes, you do. Whatever. I'm like, don't diss the pillows. Oh my God, that's right. What was it? Pop, they sent them to me. Whatever, they're cute. They're in my room.

Janet, they're in your room. I like them. I love sleeping with Sheena. It's so weird when I walk into that room in Palm Springs and I see Sheena smiling at you. Oh my gosh. In the pillow. She's watching. Janet's like, I find you.

And I'm like, me too, on your pillow. Podcast isn't during my work hours. I'll find you. Life of Emberley. I hope I answered your questions about how dope bali was princess jasmine eight wants to know what do you think about your cast members saying you're fake on camera and snap but dope in real life oh i read interesting okay i did not it was lala it was an interview i they didn't show what they asked her okay so then yesterday on the red carpet

uh one of the hosts asked me they go what do you think about lala throwing shade at you and i was like i just took photos with her and we complimented each other's dresses five seconds ago what do you like did she just like i'm like i think she's still behind me what do you mean throwing shade and she's like oh i don't know i was hoping you could fill us in i was like i don't know yeah she said something but i always am careful with these articles because I feel like we didn't see what she was asked what she said was something like yeah you're the dopest person ever when you guys are just the two of you and off camera and sometimes when the cameras go up like you don't seem like yourself but that's funny because she does the same thing well so does everybody and

it's like no shade I mean it's just like we sometimes we turn it on a little more when there's a camera in our face I mean I definitely know like my sometimes we turn it on a little more when there's a camera in our face I mean I definitely know like my angles I know today at the Knives Out shoot I was on my bad side the entire time did I think about it yes because I want to just kill that little vein bug that still lives inside of me but it's just those little insecurities I'm like cool now my forehead looks big and this and that it's like I don't want to think about that I just want to be comfortable but no one's perfectly comfortable with their appearance, no matter what you look like.

I don't care what you say. And when you know you're being filmed, you just have to be, I mean. A little more aware. I don't think that's necessarily throwing shade. I mean, she said I'm dope, so whatever. Yeah. I don't think it was throwing shade either. Yeah.

And if it was, then whatever. I'm not. Okay. Stefig underscore wants to know, what's a typical full day of eating for you from when you wake up to bed? Okay, so today. It varies, people, if it's a carb day or not. That is true.

So on like the non-carb days, I usually I'll start my day with like Greek yogurt or a protein smoothie, which when I realized the things I put in my protein smoothie, there are a bunch of healthy things that probably equal like 1200 calories I was like explaining it to my trainer and he's like have you I'm like now that you mention it um maybe I'll cut out the almond butter and she's like I put two large cheeseburgers a six-piece chicken nugget whatever but um I love salad I do. Like a kale or arugula grilled chicken, avocado. You got so mad at me what we did tonight. You were like, go get the arugula. Well, because I like to make the salad myself.

I like to add my own ingredients. I don't buy like the pre-mixed ones. I went and I looked for the arugula and there was only a one pound box of it. I'm like, there's no way she has one pound of arugula in her fridge. But it worked out great. And it had the carrots and the mushrooms and tomatoes and it was perfect. I just picked around the stuff I didn't like all right what didn't you like i don't like kalamata olives and i couldn't tell if those were black or kalamata they were not it tasted like a

hybrid i tried it there's no such thing as a hybrid well that's what it tasted like it was a it was a pickled black olive and i i will let you know that i spent about two minutes at that salad bar picking out all of it because it was mixed it was the black and the green olives and I picked out all of the oh you made that yourself I purposely just put in the black ones because yes okay my bad anyway um almonds for a snack are always good and then uh dinner protein um if it's a carb day like a gluten-free pasta or corn tortillas for tacos um tonight was a carb day and we had pasta but we had garlic cheese bread with it how are you so skinny like every time that's the thing that i'm not skinny i've put on 10 pounds since i lived

in vegas i just i work out more you know i'm doing a lot more cardio these days and i don't drink as much other i mean i'm drinking right now but i really like there was only three out of the 11 days i was on vacation i drank do you take any like supplements or anything like do you have any tricks you can okay i do have water pills what's that um i think it's i don't know the bottles over there um but like before a photo shoot and stuff like two days before a photo shoot I don't know, the bottle's over there. But like before a photo shoot and stuff, like two days before a photo shoot, I don't know how healthy they are, so I don't want to say like I promote them. I'm not even going to say what brand it is because I don't remember and I'm not promoting them.

But like a couple days before a shoot, it definitely, like if you're on your period or you've been eating a lot of sodium, you've been traveling, like if you just feel really bloated, you take them for two days before a shoot, it does kind of sync you up. And so you feel skinny. So like I took those a few days on vacation because I knew I was going to be in bikinis a lot. And we were not eating healthy. So I was like, fuck it. I'm on vacay.

Must have spaghetti bolognese like five times on that trip. So random. I'm the pasta and water pills. But I mean, I guess, yeah, you could say that's a trick, but that is not something I recommend or do regularly I drink a lot of water I pee a lot it's annoying do you keep track of how no I just try and drink a lot of water how much you pee a day how much water you drink my goal is a gallon of water a day and like because like even if I don't meet it like at least if I'm like I'm trying I don't drink water i just drink diet coke yeah i don't know how you're alive and sitting here so beautiful and vibrant and glowy mcdonald's and diet coke diet i don't get it

the mcdiet cokes guys that were six-year-olds diet yeah mcdiets i'm telling you oh i like this name at captain morgan but it's K A P T N. Cute. Wants to know how much fun the PCAs were. I hope I answered your question at Elio with three zeros. How are you feeling with everything with upcoming season? Tell us anything about it. There are a lot of new people. I'll say that some get along better with others.

Some kind of fit in right away. Some don't. Um, I'm'm just i'm always nervous every season because you never know like what's gonna make it what's not but um here's to another good season raise your glass no no no no that's that give some dirt i new people no not all are liked give a little who didn't you like i i can't tell you that you have to watch the show it's probably gonna be in the first episode it's evolved a lot I feel like there were times where you started off where you didn't like people then you warmed up to them yeah and vice versa where people you trust right away one of

them I sure did maybe it's the same one whoa whoa whoa yeah okay couple more questions and then we're gonna wrap this up at gemini 62081 wants to know my favorite cocktail is um i mean i'm basic and i do tito soda with lemon but i do love me a good gin cucumber martini and aperol spritz if i'm feeling sugary on a carb day those are some of my go-tos. Elizabeth underscore wants to know any advice for being, any advice for embracing being single, especially when all your friends are getting engaged. Relatable. You know what? Just remember there's this part in 27 Dresses

when the sister is getting married and the aunt comes up to Catherine Hygo and she goes, how does it feel to see your little sister get married before you? And she's like, well, you know, and she says something, she goes, and then I remember that I get to have hate sex with random strangers and I feel just fine. And her aunt's just like stunned and she like walks away. But it's like on that level, it's like, just remember all the fun things that you get to do that they'll never get to do again. That's, that's what I did. And everyone, all of my like engaged and married friends they

all just vicariously live through my story so embrace those stories because you know this might be the last time in your life that you are single you might meet your person tomorrow and then never know when all of those single things are done right never know when you're last guys remember that you'll be walking down the street tomorrow bam yeah your last last dick yeah bam there are great parts to both though yeah definitely embrace whichever you are give us your craziest single story uh one night i got drunk on valentine's day in college and like hammered hammered drunk and went home with a guy and blacked out. And then like right before we were about to sleep together, I was naked in his bed. And I realized like, wait,

what am I doing? I don't want to be here. And so I asked him where the bathroom was grabbed all my clothes and left. So how about the window? No, no, I just ran down. He lived in an apartment. So I just like ran down the hall. I put my clothes on outside of his door ran down the hallway and left. He lived in an apartment, so I just like ran down the hall. I put my clothes on outside of his door, ran down the hallway and left. And in college, I worked. So the bathroom was outside of the hallway? No, well, it was the bathroom was in the hallway.

Oh, it was a dorm room. Got it. So I ran out and then I worked at a tanning salon in college. And the next day, the guy came in to tan. And to be able to put him into a tanning bed, I had to ask him, what's your name? And he was like, you disappeared last night, huh? And I was like, I sure did. And now he's one of my best friends. I invited him to my first wedding.

He'll be invited to the next. Aww. That's hilarious. Are you going to get married, Janet? Maybe. We'll see. Is this like? Let's be real.

We all act pessimistic and say like, oh, like, you know, I'm never getting married again. Janet and I are divorced. Oh, I want to. But then, no, but I'm saying you have those moments where i'm sure two years ago after your divorce you weren't saying oh i can't wait to get married again we both have been in those and then you meet someone and you're like i mean maybe but it's like let's be real when we're in our 40s all of us are going to be married we're all going to have kids and we're all going to be married not going to say in our 30s i I'm going to give us some time, but in our 40s, or we'll be divorced again. I hope that's round

two of divorce. I predict Sheena's going to be pregnant in a year. Next question is from Sheena, and she wants to know how my parents came up with my name, Sheena. I was actually named after a singer in the 80s named Sheena Easton, but my grandpa came

up with the spelling, and it's actually a Russian spelling, which, yeah, that's cool. The first A is silent, though. It throws people off. They never know how to pronounce my name, but, yeah. And last question at Viva...

C-O-S-U-B-E-11-A. What? Why is that so sensual? I don't know. It looks dope, though. Anyway, do Penny and Salem ever go outside and do you find it hard to leave them? So I just want to address this because I was just gone from my little monsters for so long. My best friend, Brooke, who, you know, won a new co-host on Shenanigans on the last drinking and podcasting.

She stayed at my apartment the entire time and was sending me snapshots and FaceTiming me every day. So I missed them, but I knew they were in good hands and oh there's my alarm it is almost 11 11 on 11 11 didn't want to miss it I knew you were gonna have an alarm for that but um the other day one of my friends was over and left the screen door open and Salem has his front two feet out and I was like oh my god oh, oh my God, oh my God. And I freaked out and I grabbed him and he was fine. So no, they don't go outside because I don't trust them and I don't want them to run away.

But anyway. Wait, whatever happened to that like really cute half wild cat? Oh, still there. It's almost like penny size now. Yeah, it's like this little miniature bangle. I love him. Yeah.

Can you steal him? That's what i also want we try that salem will see that cat and then be like cat you know like squirrel and just like go and then he's dark i mean he's black and it's dark at night and so it's like i just i don't know so i freaked out when i saw his two paws i was like get the fuck back in what are you doing but anyways it is 11 11 on 11-11. Everybody make a wish. We're all going to go make a wish. Sheena, what's your wish?

No, no, what's your wish? Thanks for listening, guys. Say it out loud. Bye. J-S-K. Thanks for listening to Shenanigans. Download new episodes every Tuesday and subscribe on the Podcast One app

at podcastone.com or at Apple Podcasts. And don't forget to rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts. And don't forget to rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts. S me see your back. Step in the club, little black. Sibling revelry. What? I think that's good. I think we're done.

Okay, hi, I'm Kate Hudson. I'm Oliver Hudson. That's great. Hi, this is Oliver Hudson. Trailer, dot, dot. Casual intro. Talk about your relationship. Allison, our producer, and Sim wrote this thing, and we've read it a little bit, and now let's just get to the episode.

Why is this not easy to do? Play the part of someone who does a podcast. You're doing a trailer. Hello, I'm Oliver Hudson. It's a terrible actor. It's a terrible actor. Like a trailer. No, you're playing Beaver hello i'm oliver hudson it's terrible actor he's a terrible actor like a trailer no you're playing from a world a real like you no no i know what you mean i know you mean you're kate hudson and you're oliver hudson we're doing a podcast called sibling revelry that's right because we are siblings and we revel each other. Well, really, actually, it started from... When did this start?

I think that we got to talking... I'm totally about to make this lie. I was just about to tell a whole lie. I was going to say, we were getting to talking about what it's like to be siblings. I feel like we started this off when we first had the idea it sort of was one thing and then as we started doing the interviews it's kind of taken on a really nice life of its own because we've not only interviewed siblings but we also interview people that we're fascinated by this has been one of the great joys of my life.

Can we just talk? Let me help you out here. What you're trying to say is that we've been trying to do a trailer for the show. For 10 weeks. For 10 weeks. I can't. I don't like doing this part. And Oliver doesn't like this part.

But just listen to the show. Because I don't really want to keep talking like this right now. Oh, you mean the people out there? Yeah, no, I'm talking to the audience who are listening to this trailer. Like, this is good. We did it. I think that was perfect. Be sure to subscribe and listen for free on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to yours.

And we look forward to sharing our interviews. Our life with you. And a lot of our life with you. Yeah, a lot of deep. Yeah, you're going to know. I mean, I. Profound. Very with you. Yeah, a lot of deep. I mean, very revealing stuff. Yeah. Very.