Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Drinking and Podcasting with Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright, Raquel Leviss and MORE!
Episode Date: September 9, 2022This week, Scheana is joined by Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright, Raquel Leviss and a few more special guests! They were all in Newport Beach for Labor Day weekend and decided to roll the mics... for another fun yet wild drinking and podcasting episode. Drinks are flowing, questions are being asked and nothing is off the table. Here's what you can expect: Raquel mentions what has had her down recently, Brittany is pressured into impersonating an animal of her choice, and Jax makes his debut on the podcast for the very first time and opens up about how becoming a parent saved his life... Tune in now! Follow us: @scheananigans @scheana  Get $100 dollars of your first month when you go to and use code Shay at www.talkspace.com  Go to www.woomoreplay.com and use code SCHEANA at checkout for 20% off the entire site  Produced by Dear Media  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold.
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Hello, hello, everyone.
Coming to you this Labor Day weekend with a very special,
very special drinking and podcasting.
So we have spent the weekend at our friend Will and Elaine's house where they have
tricked everyone into this TikTok with our friend Brett Kenyon of is it Memorial Day or is it Labor
Day? And we're seeing who can differentiate. So stay tuned for the TikTok on who actually knew
what was up today and who decided to celebrate something that it wasn't today but we're here
we're doing a drinking and podcasting for real i feel like the last few drinking and podcastings
we've done have been very mild and tame and tonight we're going full send so we've got
the parents here jackson britney are popping on. We've got Will and Elaine. And then
outside of the parents hangover
podcast that we're doing,
we've got Tanisha. We've
got Raquel Levis. Hi, guys. I
might leave, but I'm here for now.
Raquel Levis has entered
the building.
Raquel Levis has entered the chat.
Raquel, you're finally alive and
living. Oh, I've been alive and living.
No, babe, you were just like, eh, like all day long.
Oh, today?
Yeah.
It's been a lot.
I've been going through it, guys.
I was just like, what's going on?
I thought.
I know.
It's been a week.
Elaine, have you seen what's been going on with Raquel this week?
So, no, I actually haven't until she told me in the wine cellar.
I was like, what's going on, babe? She's like, have you Googled me? I'm like cellar. She's like, I was like, what's going on, babe?
She's like, have you Googled me?
I'm like, no.
She's like, Google me, bitch.
Have you seen Four Christmases?
Where the kid's like, Google me, bitch.
You might want to look me up someday.
Why are you so sad?
She's like, have you seen the internet?
I'm like, no.
She's like, Google me.
I'm like, okay.
We're just going to cap that off here.
We're not even going to go into it more.
Tagging Jackson, Brittany. Bring them in. Okay. Wait, just going to cap that off here. We're not even going to go into it more. Tagging Jackson,
Brittany,
bring them in.
Okay.
Um,
Brock at,
Oh,
my neighbor's house.
I'm going to pass up.
He should be back.
I'm going to pass up a ton and get Jackson,
Brittany or Jackson,
Brittany,
bring them in.
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All right.
So we've got Brittany here.
We've got Brittany here.
We've got basically Elaine on the co-host mic. So this is like a throwback shenanigans, drinking and podcasting where the whole episode is
just all over the fucking place.
Can we listen to this episode when we're sober and make sure it's okay before you post?
Oh, and your daughter was coming up.
Like I was reading her books and she came over and sat on my lap.
She did.
It was so cute.
It was so sweet.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go back to this TikTok.
Okay, so we're going back.
So...
It's a masterpiece.
Brett and Elaine earlier made a TikTok.
Obviously, it's Labor Day.
But Brett and Elaine wanted to go around the party
and see who didn't really know
what we were partying for today.
Why is everyone off work?
Like, who's not paying attention?
So if we went around and said, you know,
oh, it's Memorial Day.
Happy, no, we were like, cheers.
Happy Memorial Day to see who would fall for it.
My favorite was Jax's reaction.
Yeah, Jax.
We gasled the fuck out of Jax.
What did Jax say?
Okay, okay.
We went up to Jax.
We're like, happy Memorial Day. He's like, ohax say okay okay we went up to Jax we're like
happy memorial day
he's like oh I thought
it was labor day
and then we're like
no it's memorial
he's like are you sure
I was like don't you think
I know what kind of
party I'm throwing
it's memorial day
and then Jax
Jax goes
fuck I need to go
on my Instagram
delete everything
he's like I just posted
so many stuff today
there was a moment
where I was like
wait am I wrong
because you guys were so convincing but I stuck to my guns where i was like wait am i wrong because you guys were so convincing
but i stuck to my guns i was like this is labor day you could have flipped you no yeah
you could have flipped me but i was like so we love you britney and i like have known each other
for years now but like we just finally bonded today and like it was just so nice to catch up
on britney and britney finally britney and britney finally bonded like. Yes. It was just so nice to catch up on life. Wait, Brittany and Brittany finally bonded.
Brittany and Brittany finally bonded.
Like, we exchanged numbers.
Wait, did we get Instagrams?
I don't know.
We haven't done Instagram yet, but we definitely did numbers.
Yeah, we did numbers.
And, like, we just really talked about, like, all the drama in the past couple years.
And, like, really caught each other up.
And I feel like, you know, there's just so much that has been on set.
I love your sexy voice on podcasts.
Thank you. It's different. Your voice is different. I know. He's, like, with his been said. I love your sexy voice on podcasts. Thank you.
It's different.
Your voice is different.
I know.
He's like, with his microphone, like, holding it up like this.
He's all extra sexual.
Right.
Your voice completely changed.
Thank you.
It's my podcast voice.
I love it.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
It's fine.
No, it was this.
I'm the king of farting TikToks.
They was this.
Can you imagine?
Elaine farted.
Oh my gosh.
So anyways, we did our TikTok.
We did Memorial Day TikTok.
And we were just like,
Gay Memorial Day.
And everyone thought that.
Except for me.
Except Brittany.
That was Memorial Day.
How many people did we get, though?
We got three.
Three?
Three.
Including the Australian guys.
The Australians were the ones.
We got Jax. We got Brock. And we got one other. Three? Three. Including the Australian guy. We got Jax. The Australians were the ones. We got Jax.
We got Brock.
And we got one other.
Marty.
Marty.
The Australian.
Brock was definitely Justin.
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Whose birthday is it this weekend?
Your friend.
Tanisha.
Okay, Tanisha.
We got Tanisha.
We got Tanisha going,
happy Memorial Day.
I'm like, yeah, baby.
And then we go,
it's not Memorial Day.
And she goes,
oh yeah, you're right.
It's my birthday this weekend.
It's Labor Day.
Oh my God.
So she was literally born
on the Labor Day weekend.
She was born on Labor Day. That was my favorite one. Oh my God. So she was literally born on the Labor Day weekend. She was born on Labor Day.
That was my favorite one.
Oh my goodness.
Good time.
Yeah, that was pretty good too.
Anyways.
You'll almost tell me.
Between us, so we're going to start something on TikTok.
Okay.
So when it's New Year's, we're going to be like,
2022 and see how many people fold.
Oh, yay.
But now you're saying on the podcast, nobody's going to do it.
What are we doing for New Year's this year?
Oh, yeah.
What are we doing for Halloween?
Can we come back to your house?
Let's talk about this.
Talking to a lion because our house is beautiful.
We're here.
Let's set the scene.
We're sitting here in Wilquinox in Newport Coast.
We are in the dopest gym in a house
that's the fucking chateau.
Okay.
Overlooking the ocean.
We've got the views.
We've got like.
Everything's here.
Like we were supposed to stay for one night
and we're like,
we're staying again.
Actually, can we stay again please?
We might live here.
We might move in.
I was not supposed to stay the night
and somehow I'm staying the night on the couch.
Your couch is like,
hey Brett,
we're staying.
She's got to pack your bag for you.
My poor cat at home like,
feed me.
She has her dry food.
She's fine.
Yeah.
They're fine.
With cats,
that's the beauty
is you can give them food,
water,
a litter box
or a litter robot.
Yeah.
By the way,
litter robot,
from my cat lovers out there.
Yeah.
They are the shit.
You throw some pretty litter in the litter robot.
Oh my God.
You want a cat?
Ah,
like cats are the best.
Whenever I did this like commercial thing the other day,
it was like this little cat had like little short legs and had big eyes.
It was the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Little pussy moves.
My favorite thing was the cats that she knows cats.
Like I'm obsessed with Salem and Penny.
But, like, Salem was my favorite.
Like, that is awesome to me.
That he fetches, like, a dog.
He does.
I know.
But then I go back to dogs.
Cats are just so...
I love dogs.
I know.
I mean, it's just they're different species.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm a dog person.
I'm a dog person for sure.
I'm a cat person.
But I love cats too.
I love every animal animal i love an independent
bitch who's like so independent like give me a bird and i will take it you really love the lion
was it a lion oh yeah so okay so last night we're playing a drinking game where i don't know it's
some sort of card game and it's like drink or do this. And Brittany got a drink or do.
An animal or a creature.
Then why did I have to do the animal noise?
I don't know.
But everyone was just acting out their best animal.
Yeah.
So, okay.
I want the three of you.
Let's get into some shenanigans.
Let's play do the animal animal brett i'm not doing
the cowardly line again no yeah you are oh i am we're gonna start with brett brett hey your
you your voice only i mean you can also act it out if you need it keep the mic close to your mouth
but act out your best animal animal Any animal you want. Go.
I don't know what that was, but a demon cow.
A demon cow?
You look like a gypsy.
What's up with the hand, though?
I don't know.
It's trying to be my horns.
Don't cows have horns like ears, like my cow ears? No, cows have horns.
Oh, do I think it has a bull?
Like a taurus.
I'm from a farm, so just ask me.
Wait, no, they don't sound like that.
And then we got Brittany over here like...
I'm too embarrassed to do it.
Do it.
No one's watching.
Animal impression.
Oh, God.
I'm just going to do the growl part.
Do a cat.
No.
Wait, I'm too nervous.
No, okay, everyone, don't look at her.
Okay, okay.
Turn around.
No one's looking.
Look at her in the mirror.
Wait, hold on.
I forget.
Like, I'm so nervous right now that I forget how to do it.
Brittany, come on.
Do what you did last night.
Do what you did.
No.
What was that?
Wait, I was like.
Is that an angry dog?
No, the caroling lion.
Like for the wizard of Oz.
For some reason, I was like... Brittany, it sounds like you're gargling like...
Because...
Remember the wizard of Oz?
The caroling lion?
I do remember them doing that.
Yeah.
Let's watch it and I will like...
We need a little peace.
Give it to us again. One more time.
So how did it turn to Wizard of
Oz? It's not as good. Well, I was supposed to do
the lion in Wizard of Oz.
The lion in Wizard of Oz.
I don't know why I picked it.
Wait, hold on.
Go.
I can't do it.
I love that this is our best animal expression.
I have too much pressure expression I have too much pressure
I have too much pressure
let's move on
no no
you have to do it
you have to do it
alright everyone
stop looking at Brittany
yeah turn around
ready
set
come on Brittany
Brittany
eyes are closed
go
okay
so out of all animals
you chose this one
anyways Elaine
what's your animal noise?
Elaine, give us your best animal.
You know my animal.
At least I commit.
No, I can't.
Okay, fine.
No, I can't.
Okay, I'll do it.
So, okay, I got it from Brock, though.
He inspired me.
Yep.
Ready?
Ready? Ready?
Ready, set, go.
Ah!
Guess what that is, Brett.
What is that?
Was that a hawk?
Close.
Close to a hawk.
Hold on.
That was like a...
One more time, one more time.
Ready?
Ah!
A pterodactyl.
Pterodactyl.
That was an eagle.
Eagle.
I'm an eagle scout.
I should have known that.
Yes.
You should have.
I'll do my best to do my duty to get out of my country.
You were close though because it's the same thing.
Hot.
Yeah.
Okay.
I could see that.
Okay.
Eagle was good.
Back to Brett.
Brett.
So she's trying to prove a point.
Do it again.
Into the mic.
Last night I thought she was trying to be the Grinch.
And then I was like, oh, line from Wizard of Oz.
I get it.
We're not doing my Grinch impression yet.
That's very good.
Okay, Sheena, your turn.
Mine?
Yeah, you had to.
If you're going to embarrass us like this, you had to do something. Last night, y'all. Last night you were like, rawr. You said a squirrel or something, didn't you? No, she was like, your turn. Mine? Yeah, you had to. If you're going to embarrass us like this, you had to do something.
Last night, y'all.
Last night, you were like,
rawr.
You said a squirrel or something, didn't you?
No, she was like, rawr.
Oh, so boring.
Boring.
This isn't better now.
No, that's sexual.
No, that's.
I'm a cat.
I'm purring.
No.
How do you do that?
Can you be more, like, interesting?
It's giving Penny.
Can everyone roll their tongue?
No.
Elaine, roll your tongue.
That's not the...
Roll your tongue.
I can't.
Do it.
Wait.
Brad can do it.
I so can not.
Come on.
Y'all can't?
It's a genetic thing.
Like, can you make your tongue into a taco?
I can give good heads.
Oh, really?
Because I heard that people can...
Good for Will.
Watch what I can do.
Oh, wow.
Okay, Brittany's got a triple taco going on in her tongue.
She has a cloverleaf tongue right now.
Wow.
But I heard that if you could go with your tongue, you'd give good head.
No, I'd give great head.
Is this a part of your channel?
Yeah.
What?
Are we allowed to talk about head?
We talked about mad sex shit on this podcast.
No, literally, I give pretty good head.
I don't doubt that. Hey, I give pretty good advice.
I don't doubt that.
Hey, Raquel, what's your best animal expression?
Yes, Raquel, come on.
Animal expression.
We have to guess your animal. Animal sound.
What does that mean?
Do your best animal impression.
First animal I think of.
And we have to guess your animal.
Elephant. It's because of the trunk. Yeah yeah she gave us the trunk i feel like that was a good one to do because like do you want to do it because i'm not doing it ever again pretty you have to do it
do it you have to guess what hers y'all have to untie me
go brady you're just so good at it. She's very confident. Brittany, go. Guess what this is.
I'm done with you.
Go, Brittany.
Go.
A lion?
Yes!
Yes!
Because Wizard of Oz?
Yes!
Oh, my God!
You got that in the first round.
I'm so good.
I'm so good.
I'm so happy.
I'm very happy I came in at this moment
So I could back you up
Wow
Wow
Raquel passed all the tests
See
So now I don't feel so stupid
Because she actually knew what I was doing
You crushed it Raquel
Oh my god that's hilarious
Alright where the husband's at
Oh I see, I see one.
I see one who's checking out, who's checking in.
I'll switch with Jax.
I'll switch with Brock and then I'll go get Jax.
Okay.
So Brock, give us your best animal expression.
Expression?
Impersonation.
It's a horse. Okay. You can't tell us. No, we're supposed to do that. No,? Impersonation. It's a horse.
Okay.
You can't tell us.
No, we're supposed to
do that.
No, don't do the horse.
You have to do something
else.
No, but also do the
horse.
Yeah, do the horse.
Do what you did last
night.
Unicorn for sure.
Unicorns?
I want to hold
this whole thing too.
Alright, we ready?
Is that good right there?
Yeah, that's right there.
Coach.
All right, it's the horse.
Here it is.
I got stage fright.
All right, let's walk in here.
Just, hey, do the horse.
This is the true drinking and podcasting, y'all.
I apologize, but also you're welcome.
Your stance is so serious oh my god
that was so good
that was better than last night
that was so loud
like are we at the stables
that was hard doubt for that one
your sex pride helped you
wow that was the mating unicorn that was the sound of the mating unicorn right
yeah what did i just walk into ladies and gentlemen what are we doing we're doing a
drinking and podcasting where tonight we are coming to you live from wilco nox in the newport
coast yeah wifey gift of the year we're i'maddling a, I don't know, bench press.
We've got Raquel and Elaine over here on the whatever press.
Brett's sitting on a treadmill.
And Brock is just standing there like, I'm the fucking man.
Flexing.
I'm in the comfortable like.
Brock, you know we're not being filmed, right?
You don't have to flex the whole time.
This is an audio-only podcast brought to you by Shenanigans with Sheena and Dear Media.
We're really getting after this drinking and podcasting, eh?
Here's the thing.
What am I just walking to?
We've done drinking and podcasting like this back in the day every drinking and podcasting i feel
like since baby girl has arrived has not been a true drinking and podcasting it's been more of
like a sipping and podcasting so yeah this is a full send i just walked into this in the intro
this is a full send but you deserve it honey you know why because you deserve it and everyone here
deserves to have some fun
and so I'm happy that we all had a great weekend.
Thank you, Elaine and Will.
Can I say something? Yes. You know why I connected
with you guys like right off the bat? Yeah.
Because we both have babies pretty much the same age.
Yeah. And I connect with you guys
because you guys are the same parents
as me. We're so the same. Yeah.
You're such good parents and I wish
outside people would see that.
Obviously, they don't show that on your TV show, right?
Yeah.
But from what I see, you guys are great parents,
and you always put summer first.
Thank you.
You really do.
And I feel the same.
Like, Will and Elaine,
I think we've actually talked about it on the podcast before,
that Will and Elaine are the two people who single-handedly inspired our we need to do better for easter the whole thing yeah because we were
all at coachella easter weekend we're like you know what the kids are one like they're not dying
eggs they're not going to remember their first easter but it's still like a holiday and it's just
that our parents our parent decision was we We're going to finish Coachella.
And then you know what?
Easter is whenever we make it.
I don't think that's a bad parent decision.
We didn't think so either.
Until we saw.
No, no, wait, Brett.
Listen, until we saw Will and Elaine on their Instagram,
Will dresses up as the fucking Easter bunny.
He after after like Saturday night, like a night to Coachella.
So day three before even the festival day three,
Will dresses up as the Easter bunny hops on over.
They have this whole set up for rain.
It was like the best Easter ever, like the Easter kids dream of.
And I was like, fuck, honey, we got to do better.
We like Will and Elaine.
They know what's up.
We need to do better.
I literally in that moment right then ordered an Easter bunny costume on Amazon.
I was like, when your family gets here next week for summer's first birthday, we are doubling up Easter.
We are going to get it.
It didn't it didn't work out.
It wasn't the same.
It was not the same effect
it felt very like
we have to do this
because we at least need
the photo
because I wanted a photo
with Summer
and the Easter Bunny
for her first Easter
totally
but we did it
the bunny I got
was low key
a little terrifying
Summer was not into it
Brock came out
in the costume
and then I think
she got confused
when she was hearing
her dad's voice and so we're like no no we need to put your out in the costume and then i think she got confused when she was hearing her dad's
voice and so we're like no no we need to put your sister in the bunny and then once this
bunny had multiple like life changes in front of her it went from a full-grown big elf big big
rabbit down to a little rabbit yeah no but but to what i'm saying you guys are great parents
and you're a great mother thank Thank you. You really are.
You always put summer first.
I feel like I try my best and at the same time, I feel like nothing's ever good enough
and I feel like I'm not a great mom and I feel like I have so many anxieties and I worry
about her dying every day.
Stop right now.
I'm like, I'm so good at giving her love, But at the same time, like she falls, she bumps up.
What do I do?
What do I do?
And I panic and I freak out.
And it's like the best and most terrifying job in the world.
But it's like the best but the most terrifying.
No, I've seen you be literally the best mom ever.
And like, thank you.
To see you go from like Sheena Shea to like mom to like, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, no, don't do not doubt yourself.
But that's so sad that you even doubt yourself.
I need to pee so bad.
I know.
I can't put Summer down.
She's sleeping on me.
I was like, I had to pee.
You put her before everyone.
She kept texting me.
I'm like, what can I do to help?
I know.
I was like, you can't do anything.
But I was like, I just need to like text someone right now because I'm just sitting here and
I have to pee.
And then she was like so upset and I was trying to get her down and she didn't want to go
in that crib.
And I'm like holding her.
And I was just like, I just needed to text someone.
She was like, I need to pee so bad.
I'm like, I know.
I was like, this kid is sitting on my bladder right now and she's asleep and I want to put
her down.
But the second I put her down, she like clenches to me and was like, no, don't put me down.
I was like, shit.
Okay.
I was like, it's fine.
I was like, I'll sit back down. I was like, oh my God, I have to pee. I have to pee. And I was like, I have to pee. And like no don't put me down i was like shit okay i was like it's fine i was like i'll sit back down i was like oh my god i have to pee i have to pee and i was
like i have to pee and she's like what can i do to help i was like no nothing i'm just i'm just
letting you know just trying to struggle is real i have to pee this kid well it doesn't want to go
in the crib but she's also like the smartest toddler ever like she's it's unreal smart okay
brett i need you to go get jacks okay i need you to tag in jacks because jacks is gonna wrap this the smartest toddler ever. She's really smart. Okay, Brett,
I need you to go get Jax.
I need you to tag in Jax
because Jax is going to wrap this up
and then I again have to pee.
You don't have to hide.
Where is everybody?
I heard you guys,
so I just came to the noise.
Yeah, love that.
I actually was just driving
around the neighborhood.
Driving around the neighborhood.
Oh, did you like the house?
Jason showed me around their place.
Were you in a golf cart?
Jason?
John.
Jonathan.
Who's Jason?
It's Johnny.
Who is Jason?
I feel like I'm Olaf.
Samantha?
Samantha?
I love that you were at Jason's house.
Yeah.
You're at some guy's house and you don't even know his name.
Sick house, Jason.
Jonathan.
Met him today. Yorker's friend. Legend. He's a developer. you don't even know his name. Sick house, Jason. Jonathan. Met him today.
Your guy's friend.
Legend.
He's a developer.
And then we went to his house and then he drove me around the neighborhood.
Oh, yeah.
Because obviously he's in the space.
So he's just like, yo, this is.
Oh, did he show you houses that were open?
No, we were just driving around outside.
And these houses were ridiculous.
I know.
We can't afford to live here yet.
But like, this is our goals.
I don't know.
Listen, honey, I got to drop my goals because up there it's a long way up there
it was wild you know but i like that all of our houses are different vibes you know his house is
like miami oh yeah it's it's a different vibe i got a video for you okay i think you met her
yeah it's more like resort vibes oh desert views
is all different which is interesting it really is every house is different it's like a big theme
okay all right well what catch me up on the cliff notes what did i miss when i was gone
so this went from we were gonna do a hungover podcast with the parents this morning to then
all the kids were just like not on the exact same
schedule and I was like you know let's just do it a little later
let's do a drinking and podcasting
later. After the drinking
it went from hungover to full
send so it
started then Raquel was like I'm
spending the night tonight so I'm hopping on the podcast
and we're like okay to
wrap up the show
for the first time on shenanigans we're gonna, okay. To wrap up the show for the first time on Shenanigans.
We're going to get into that too.
We're in Jackson.
We got Jason Couchy, a.k.a.
Josh Taylor.
But we could not figure out how to turn the radio on.
Radio?
Yeah.
Whatever.
Let's go there.
We're in a movie theater.
We couldn't even get the sound system.
We'll get into it. We're in a movie theater. We couldn't get the sound system was it was
The door she's like it's like flashing like it was like it was like an airport it was
It was just like a security
Push to explain last night,
we're all in Will and Elaine's movie theater room.
Everyone knows it.
Jax is here.
I already announced it.
You just weren't listening,
but I heard it in my ear buds.
This is a big deal. Those of you who missed it,
his intro, as I gave you,
we've got Mr.
The number one guy in the group.
Yes! On the podcast
for the first time.
Coming to you live from Shenanigans. We've got
Jax Taylor, the number one guy
in the group.
And last night.
Ray does not like my deep breathing.
I know, but I'm sorry.
What were you doing?
Oh, Jenga! Last night! We were doing J It was focusing. Oh, Jenga, last night.
We were doing Jenga.
We were doing Heads Up.
So last night, we're in the movie theater room.
Do your job, sorry.
Of Will and Elaine's Chateau, okay?
We're in the movie theater room,
and we're like, it's dead ass silent.
We need some music.
It's state of the art, too.
It's state of the art, you know, five star.
We're like, Elaine, can we put some music on? Elaine opens up the cabinet, and it's state of the art you know five star we're like elaine can we put some music on elaine
opens up the cabinet and it's i mean a seven foot tall like speaker knob so we don't know what the
fuck is going on airport traffic controller flashing lights like multiple buttons like
nobody could figure that out at that point of the the night, we were hammered. Like, what are you going to put?
I was like, all right, you're like, you don't know how to turn on the music.
I'm like, you try.
Yeah.
And then I like, I'm like, that was I turn your phone on and put it in a cup.
I'll be good.
So instead, I put on my 70s rock playlist.
We put it in the Jenga box and we use that as like a subwoofer.
It worked.
How do you want to know? You want to know to know a real funny story for the weekend for me?
Yeah, do tell.
It's the best.
Jax!
The blinds are broken!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Sorry, Brittany.
That was a really bad impression.
But this is what happened.
So, Jax and Brittany are staying in the ocean front view
room first of all will's not here to listen you know what when someone's not telling the truth
from what i hear you call them to their face so i feel like we should bring will told me to my face
you push a button and it comes down which so we're talking about automatic blinds they're not
so they were staying in my room all right that's the first they we're talking about blinds. Automatic blinds. We're talking about blinds. They're not automatic, y'all. So they were staying in my room.
All right, that's the first incident.
They wanted to close the blinds.
And Brittany's texting me and she's like,
Sheena, do you know how to close the blinds?
I can't figure out how to close the blinds.
And I was like, I don't know how to close the fucking blinds.
Like our room, it's just bright and we just deal with it until it's dark.
And then whatever.
We got the secondary room.
And so I go in and I'm looking and I was like.
Brittany and I got the secondary room.
The secondary room with the ocean views. We didn't fight for it. We're happy. We got the secondary room. And so I go in and I'm looking and I was like, the secondary room
with the ocean views.
We didn't fight for it.
We're happy.
We're fine.
So I go to Will
and I was like,
Will,
can you please go
and help Jackson and Brittany?
They can't figure out the blinds.
I just,
I wish y'all weren't just listening
and you had a visual
because Will just walks in
with his hands,
grabs the blinds
and just pulls them down.
He just closes them and. You just close them.
And that's what I would have done
if I knew that's what it was.
But I'm not going to, if they're electronics,
I'm like, this is an extremely expensive home.
They're pushing every button in this guest house
in the room.
Brittany's in there switching the buttons.
All the lights are flashing around her on and off.
We don't need to come to visit.
We're visiting you for the first time, staying at your home for the off. Yeah, we don't need to come to visit, we're visiting you
for the first time,
staying at your home
for the first time.
The first thing I need to do
is grab a blind
and break it.
I'm like,
oh,
that's five grand.
I'm like,
are you serious?
Are you serious?
You get a bill
for your stay.
It's the funniest thing
because you just,
it's like a curtain,
you just move.
I know.
Yeah.
Okay,
fine,
let's move on.
I get it,
we did it,
it was mistake number one. okay but for real so happy to be here I'm so happy to be
here first time doing Sheena's podcast yes very excited and I love the situation that we're in
right now because I probably wouldn't do it any other way. This is amazing. I know, right? That's what I'm saying.
We're sitting on some benches
in the gym.
We're here at Wilkanox.
Thank you. And live
at Wilkanox. Live from Wilkanox.
It's shenanigans with Dear Media.
Alright, let's get into it.
Let's get into it. Yeah, let's rock it.
What was the next thing that I did wrong? Heavy breathing.
So, we're in the movie theater room.
We're playing Heads Up.
We're doing Act It Out.
We're playing Jenga.
Jax is getting really into it,
and all of a sudden it's a...
No, it was more sexual than that.
First of all, can I...
In my defense, there was no music or noise at all.
What happened to the Red Salt White Cup, okay?
Mind you, we've been drinking a lot of nice tequila all day long.
Classa Azul for the win.
Okay, so around 12 o'clock, the kids are sleeping.
There's no music in this.
I mean.
So that just supplies you.
By the way, the room that we were in probably has the best stereo system in the entire world.
Oh, yeah.
But yet we had to put our cell phone in a cup
not just the cup the jenga box the jenga box there was there was five of us in there we could not
figure it out i was like i got it kind of like the curtains made out for a good story yeah it was
funny so we did it we had the. We did the act it out.
We got.
I'm a huge fan of Heads Up.
You know.
Over the years.
We played many, many times.
I get into it.
I enjoy it.
We got to do it again.
Fun.
We're doing it again.
We should do it.
As soon as we wrap this up.
We should like do it a lot.
Like I get really into it.
I just want to jump back to his animal impression.
Oh. Because we all did it.
So he has to do one.
Right.
We got to.
Okay.
Let's take it back.
Okay.
So now we're okay so
again we were getting the night was growing okay we're drinking a little bit we're trying we're
finding new thing funny things to do let's make animal noise like if you were gonna make an animal
noise if you were gonna make an animal noise what animal would you choose and what what noise would you make? And that's the first thing that came to my head. It was a horse.
And I was extremely impressed with Brock's horse.
Have you heard his unicorn tonight?
I didn't even know there was a unicorn.
Brock, do the unicorn again.
Because it's better than last night.
Wait until you see this.
It's just because I'm standing right here. Yeah, and then you have to flex.
It's the horse, but it's got a few more hands.
No, unicorn.
Ready?
It's the buildup that gets me.
I'm sorry.
I like the buildup.
It's the buildup.
Here we go.
I mean, see, if you guys know, it was very similar to the horse.
It was not similar.
Yeah, if you don't know Brock, he's a big man.
He gets into the diaphragm.
He gets down deep.
He reaches for his balls.
He's got huge lungs.
He gets into it.
And there's a whole...
Can I hear your horse now?
No, we're not going to do that.
I don't even want to hear it.
I was like, okay, we're playing a game.
You did like the National Geographic version.
I did like a YouTube, like a five-year-old kid on YouTube.
I did a rawr.
She was boring.
Did you do your eagle?
Oh, I did my eagle.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That was another funny thing.
Again, any animal in the world. oh yeah yeah and then yeah that was another funny thing so again any
any animal
in the world
hey you guys
we actually sound
really cool right now
she goes eagle
this is what we do
this is what we do
yeah we actually
we act out animals
after our kids go to bed
an eagle
like I just don't really know
what eagles
sounds like
so okay
the eagle
I don't even think
they make sounds right
I was just
yeah they do that who inspired me is actually Brock So, okay, the eagle, I don't even think they make sounds, right? I was just, yeah.
They do that.
Who inspired me is actually Brock.
Thank you.
Because we call him Eagle.
It was good.
I'm not going to lie.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty realistic.
Yeah, it was realistic.
You want to do it again for the listeners?
I already did.
Oh, you did.
Okay.
Yeah, you already missed it.
She did it.
All right, we're not going to bore everyone else.
What's next?
Best, no, okay, no, no, no, not best.
I don't want to do a best and worst because parenting is it's its own machine it's amazing it's challenging it's scary as
fuck but what i wanted to talk about is hung over parenting and how when you're hung over
your kid doesn't give a fuck doesn't give a fuck it doesn't you gotta give 100 you know i since
i've had crews i've been hung over honestly a lot if i'm lying i'll say once but honestly probably
three times maybe three times and i know going in when brady's like just so you know
you have morning shift yeah so when you go out, have fun. Keep in mind, the baby doesn't give a shit.
Is it really morning shift when he wakes up at noon?
Well, yes.
Yeah.
That was good.
I'm sorry.
That was good.
Is it really morning shift?
That was good.
Is it really morning shift, though?
Let's be honest.
Okay, so I don't mind taking the morning shift.
I don't mind.
Afternoon shift.
But most afternoon.
Okay.
Most kids, you know what?
I've been blessed.
Not only was i
blessed with a beautiful boy my kid sleeps until 9 30 i know and that's that's a blessing i talked
to a lot of parents and like you know i put my kid into bed at seven and anyway yeah so we britney
and i go to bed late we're late sleeper we're late we go to bed late you know so we and we sleep in
we're very very fortunate enough to where we work from home so we can sleep in a little bit later but uh wait i don't know if i was going that oh yeah sorry so but but i i do choose the
morning shift because i do get up before britney and i'd rather her sleep for my own safety
so we get he gets up at 9 30 and that's i guess it's a rare thing because i i talk to a lot of
parents and they're like wait your kid sleeps till 930 your kid it's it's a rare thing I guess yeah I took a nap today and he's
probably gonna go to bed now my daughter already went down for a second nap by
the time he woke up I know we're like down for another nap like two hours at
all guys I know and then right then we're like you know you know you know me. You know? So you're no longer the...
If you didn't know me, you would be like,
dude, this guy's getting twin girls.
They're going to wake up at 6.
100%
And I met a guy here tonight that has twin girls.
Yes.
And I was like...
And I went to him like...
I met him and said, hi, how are you doing?
I'm like...
I was like, what'd you do?
What'd you do?
How's your life?
Are you okay, sir?
I got to say, you know,
I don't know if you knew who I was in the past.
Getting married changed me a lot.
Then having a child changed me even more.
Totally.
I can't even tell you.
I think having my son probably saved my life.
Saved you.
But close, too.
No, I get what you're saying.
Honestly,
I can't imagine,
you know,
my kids only what,
15,
16 months old.
I can't imagine my life without him.
I don't even remember my life without him.
Right.
At that point,
Brittany and I were talking about the other day.
Like,
do you imagine our lives before?
I'm like,
I don't,
I don't,
you know?
And I just,
it's a blessing.
It's a blessing.
And I,
and I never,
if you knew my life and before I met Brittany, I never wanted kids.
I never wanted to get married.
I never wanted pets.
I never wanted anything.
I said this out loud.
I said this to my parents.
I said this to my dad before he died.
It wasn't going to happen.
I was a partier.
That's what I wanted to do.
I was selfish.
I didn't give a shit who I hurt or what I did.
This is who I was.
And then, you know, I got, I met Brittany in Vegas. I I hurt or what I did. This is who I was and then
You know, I got I met Brittany. Yeah in Vegas. I was I was in Vegas. I met Brittany
I'm not gonna have a girlfriend
Yeah, I get married. Wasn't into marriage.
I was not into pets at all.
I have three fucking dogs.
Love them all.
I have a baby.
And I love everything about it.
But my point is, man, I tell you what, I feel like God just works in mysterious ways.
Because I was not into, this whole life that I'm having right now, everything, was not in my cards.
At all.
And if you ask anybody I know, or anybody who knows me, that was not me.
I was a partier.
All I cared about was partying, doing bad things.
And I didn't give a shit about anybody.
And I was selfish.
And I feel like being married and having my child, it really saved my life.
It really did.
You know, Jax, we were actually talking about this earlier.
Will, me, and you, right? actually talking about this earlier. Will, me,
and you, right? Yeah. So Will's
just like, dude, I'm blown away. Like, Jax
and Brittany, don't have
help. Don't have nannies. You guys
are 100% full-time
parents. Full-time. Because, okay,
Sheena, you have your mom. Totally.
No, we have help. Yeah. I have my mom.
But you guys, just full-blown,
100%, just you two yeah yeah i don't
know how much longer it's gonna last because now but you know but it's a little bit busier for us
and i'm i'm more on board now because he's getting a little older just when he was really young i
just i just know what i would do i would get a babysitter and we would go out on a date and i
would stare at my phone the whole time i know in my head i would just i wouldn't be comfortable i just wouldn't be comfortable and i just like this is gonna be a waste and we would go out on a date and I would stare at my phone the whole time I know in my head. I would just I wouldn't be comfortable
I just wouldn't be comfortable and I just like this is gonna be a waste and we did go out
It was like two weeks ago and my mother-in-law was in town. I'm like we're gonna plan this. I wanted to do something
I was like pretty we're gonna get dressed up. We're gonna war awake like things
I wanted I wanted to do...
No, listen.
We're going to Warwick.
It's Warwick Wednesdays, bitch.
Let's go.
Let me finish.
So for the people that don't live in Hollywood,
I haven't been out since my child was born, right?
And my mother-in-law was coming into town from Kentucky.
Take advantage.
I go, let's go out and let's do like a Hollywood night.
Let's do... If you don't know what Warwick is,
it's a Hollywood nightclub that
I did go back in the day.
Yeah, back in the day we went.
The whole thing was like, let's go out
and just be who we used to
be. Let's go out. We're going to go to
the fancy dinner.
We're going to go to Warwick.
I want you to dress as provocative as you can,
and we're just going to have so much fun, right?
You know what time we last, how long that went?
So we planned this, right?
We were so excited because this is our first night out.
My mother-in-law comes into town since my son was born.
She's been in town three times.
And this last time, we're like, okay, I'm on board.
Let's go out, right?
We're so excited.
We're telling people we're going to get this outfit ready. board with, let's go out. We're so excited. We're telling people we're getting this outfit ready.
It lasted until 10 o'clock.
Oh my gosh.
10 o'clock.
No.
We had dinner.
We had a beautiful dinner and stuff.
And 10 o'clock rolls around.
I'm like, all right, we're going.
I'm looking at my wife.
We don't have dates anymore.
We just don't go out.
It's almost to the point where it's almost uncomfortable. So I'm looking at my wife, right? We don't have dates anymore, right? We just don't go out. So I'm looking at her. It's almost to the point where it's almost uncomfortable.
So I'm looking at her.
I'm like, all right, babe, we're going out, right?
So we're going to Warwick.
She's like this.
She's like, yeah.
I don't know what's in there.
I wonder how Cruz is doing.
She's like, do you still wanna go
like
I'm like yeah
yeah
let's go
she's like
you don't just wanna
just go home
watch movies
and like
go see the baby
I go
I don't even have a babysitter
you're like
oh wait
the new season of Ozarks
I haven't watched yet
I mean
we have the show
and the thing is
we've
I've been
I've been praying
and like
I'm waiting for my mother-in-law
to come into town
waiting
I'm like
we're gonna finally have a date and we lasted till 10 and i'm okay with it i'm like i was like
you know what yeah on the way home i'm like i gave her a big kiss i'm like you know we attempted it
we tried you gave it your all but you know what we're different people now i go that we just have
to accept it and jack my mother-in-law woke up she's like my mother-in-law the most conservative
christian woman ever is in bed by nine.
We were at home before she went to bed.
Oh, my gosh.
Let me just tell you, I got dragged to Warwick two weeks ago.
I go out on a girl's night with Ariana, Raquel, and Charlie.
And they're like, let's keep it going.
Let's go to highlight room.
And then Charlie drags me to Warwick.
And I was like, oh, my God, oh, my God. I was like Let's go to highlight room. Let's, and then Charlie drags me to Warwick. And I was like, Oh my God. Oh my God.
I was like,
we need to go home.
I was not even in Warwick for 30 seconds before I was like,
Charlie,
our Uber's here.
We need to go now.
I can't like,
I can,
no,
no,
no,
no.
I feel like trying to do that.
Remember Lala used to ghost us right at the beginning.
And I was like,
why did she always leave?
I get it now.
I couldn't even,
I couldn't even make it to the damn club.
I made it to the restaurant.
I couldn't even get there.
And I had to call.
It's been a long time since I've been to the clubs.
And I know all the promoters.
Some of them changed, some of them not.
So I had to call people to call people to call people.
Because some of the door people have changed over the years.
Oh, yeah.
So I pulled all this.
I called.
It took forever.
Finally got the doorman.
All right, we're going to be able to walk right in, yada, yada.
They're calling me. Where you at? You're like, we're going to be able to walk right in, yada, yada. They're calling me.
Where are you at?
You're like, we're home.
We're at Hell's Diner.
Now that we're talking about this, we actually should make a Warwick night.
Okay.
I would love to do that again.
I would love to do a second attempt.
What is, what is, what is, give me, paint me the scene of Warwick.
It's a club, honey.
It's a, think of Hollywood and all the douchiness and put it right there.
Right there.
So everything about Hollywood.
Right where we used to live in Hollywood.
It's kind of like a cash restaurant, right?
Everyone goes to LA to go to cash.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everything that's wrong in my eyes about Hollywood now,
everything that you make fun of is there.
And I was like, you know what?
Let's do it one night.
Let's just have some fun.
We haven't done it forever.
I love the thoughts where you're like,
we're going to go to a fancy dinner
and then we're going to Warwick.
You know where that fancy dinner turned out to be?
Mel's Diner.
Side salads.
Side salads at Mel's Diner
and we didn't make it past that.
I love that.
We were dressed to the nines.
Can we just go for your birthday?
Let's make a Warwick night.
Well, his birthday was last month.
We'll try around too.
I'll try it.
Let's do it.
Let's get a party bus.
Yeah, maybe we just needed some people to like. Brittany, how was the Warwick night. Well, his birthday was last month. We'll try around two. I'll try it. Let's do it. Let's get a party bus. Yeah. Maybe we just needed some people to like... Brittany, how was the Warwick
night? No, we didn't...
The Warwick. Remember we didn't make it to Warwick.
Remember we were planning... I'm telling the story about
we were like, Brittany, we're going to go to Warwick.
We're going to make it this night. We didn't even make it past 10.
Alright, y'all. This is...
Exactly. This has been Drinking and podcasting shenanigans with sheena
and brock and elaine and jack and britney and raquel and brett and it sounds like you guys
had a party i can't get back into this you know what let's continue the party off the mic we're
gonna wrap this up thank you guys so much for listening or say
anything too much this has been my wife's over here now she's probably like what the fuck did
he say i want to make this a series not necessarily a drinking and podcasting but like a parent series
we're like you know like once a month or every other month we all check in with each other and
we do a parents pod we have the people send us the questions and we do a what's the real real you know we're parents but we also like to party
right so how do you navigate exactly how do we and parenting and you know what we this tonight
was probably the biggest time we've ever had to like really really you know I'm sorry oh I'm sorry
we're gonna say
this party was like this is our true
test for us exactly
I'm sorry I didn't mean to cut you off go ahead
no we're good we're gonna continue this
on a later pod we're gonna parent and
pod and we're gonna wrap
this up right now on Brittany's shitty diaper
Brittany just got the third
I'm happy to be back here.
Thank you for having me.
To all the parents out there,
I know y'all get it.
And thank you guys
so much for listening.
We will be back next week
with more fun.
Bye.
Thanks for listening
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