Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - “Dumb Gay Politics” with Brandy & Julie

Episode Date: November 20, 2020

Scheana and co-host Jamie Lynne are joined by Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman, hosts of the Dumb Gay Politics Podcast. Scheana gives an update on her pregnancy and what the experience has bee...n like so far. Next, they play a fun game where Julie and Brandy are tested on who knows who better… Listen as they all open up about what life has been like in the pandemic for them and the importance of mental health. Special thanks to Care/of for sponsoring this episode. For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code shay50. Scheananigans with Scheana Shay is produced by ACTIONPARK MEDIA. Follow us on Instagram: @scheana @scheananigans @actionparkmediagroupSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea. Hey, everyone. Welcome back to Shenanigans. I am excited to be back in the studio today with two of, honestly, my favorite guests who have ever been on my podcast because they are Honestly, my favorite guests who have ever been on my podcast because they are absolutely fucking hilarious. They host their own podcast called Dumb Gay Politics. If you haven't heard it, you need to check it out.
Starting point is 00:00:55 We also have Jamie Lynn co-hosting in the house. And introducing my guests, Brandy and Julie. How are you? Oh, my God. Thank you. Yeah. I don't know what to say. Like, I'm so honored. I mean, that was one of the best intros we've had.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Ever. Sometimes we do a whole podcast and our names aren't even said. That's also true. And thank you for the podcast name too, because normally it's like the gay politics, dumb, gay, dumb, the dumbs. Yeah. Dumb gay politics. I was listening to it on the way up.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Oh my god. That's nice. We were checking well we've listened to this a bunch of times but now we're in a new place and we have new vibes. There's an actual fifth person here inside of your body. I know. How crazy
Starting point is 00:01:42 is that? And she can hear everything now. I know she can hear. What. I know. She can hear. What do you mean? It's crazy. What are you talking about? At 16 weeks, her ears are developed enough that she can now hear me. So are you putting like a thing on it and being like, what's up? How are you? Hola. Learn Spanish.
Starting point is 00:01:58 So they said, which is interesting and it totally makes sense, that if you cover your mouth when you talk like this, that's what she's hearing. So it's like a very muffled talk. Yeah, like underwater basically. I mean, she's in the amniotic fluid. Are you going to play classical music for her and do all that stuff?
Starting point is 00:02:14 No, we play classic rock. Oh, good. Yes. Top. So what are you doing? You're doing some like Led Zepp and stuff. Yes. She's going to be an old soul.
Starting point is 00:02:21 I have my Alexa set up to do this like classic rock 60s and 70s. So she's going to know good music. Is that the music you like? What? What do you mean? I mean, I like all music for the most part, but I would be lying if I didn't say that I do enjoy a classic rock. She likes classic rock and adult contempt. I love adult contempt.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Like Kenny G? Like what's adult contemporary? No, no, no. Grr. Grr. Grr. Grr. Yeah, we're talking about Journey. We can even go into Kenny Rogers. Not ashamed. Oh, okay. We can get into the
Starting point is 00:02:59 king slash queen, Barry Manilow. Okay. Ooh. Lionel Richie. Dancing on the ceiling. Yes. Oh, come on. I mean, there's someow. Okay. Lionel Richie. Dancing on the ceiling. Yes. Oh, come on. I mean, there's some good adult content. Phil Collins.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Oh my God. She can get very embarrassing. We play music on our Patreon podcast and it's like, wow, she's embarrassed. She's like, roll up the windows. You know, like you hear a song and you're like, okay. I'm sorry. I'm going to roll the windows up and enjoy this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:22 She'll roll them down and turn it up. I don't care. I will sorry. I'm going to roll the windows up and enjoy this. Yeah. She'll roll them down and turn it up. I don't care. I will roll. And if Mandy by Barry Manilow comes on, I'm like, oh, Mandy. Woo! It's like, come on. I mean, I live. You should get a convertible if you don't already have one.
Starting point is 00:03:38 I should. Right? And just roll through the streets of WeHo. Every time I hear the Mandy song, it reminds me of Can't Hardly Wait. Do you guys remember that movie? Yes. Also, speaking of movies, I just quoted one, and Jamie didn't get it. And please tell me one of you will get it.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Okay. So, as you see, we have these amazing drinks provided by Sugar Taco in front of us. Thank you for picking them up, Jamie. You're welcome. Mine obviously says virgin on it. And I said every time I order a virgin drink, I think of you're a virgin who can't drive. Mean girls. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:04:13 You're fired. We got one last chance. Come on, George. You can't buy me love? Oh, my God. I quit. You're a virgin who can't drive. Come on.
Starting point is 00:04:23 It's not an 80s comedy, romantic comedy? You're close with Mean Girls, but like 15 years. Clueless. Thank you. Ding, ding, ding. I mean, those are kind of almost the same movie. Yeah, but I mean, you know, like 10, 15 years. We were on the right track, though.
Starting point is 00:04:37 You were getting close. We were on the right track. Is Clueless your favorite movie? It's not my favorite. I mean, it would be in my top 10, and I could definitely quote it for sure. Well, I always say Way Harsh Tie is my main one from that. Yeah. But I mean, I can get, I will
Starting point is 00:04:52 get Clueless, Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, all of those quotes all intermingling. Yeah. Okay. Do you like Clueless better than Mean Girls? Oh, they're just so different. You know, it was like 96 and 04, I think, so in that decade. And you even know the dates.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Oh my God. Yes. Like that genre was just never for me. I'm not that girl. Yeah. I know you love your mean girls and all that. And Brett loves it too. Just,
Starting point is 00:05:17 I don't know. I never got into that. I was more of like a Heathers. Okay. Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Also some great quotes from that movie yeah you paid me in puke
Starting point is 00:05:28 Brock says that it's an American thing that we like will talk in like movie quotes sometimes like just saying that I'm like haha and then Jamie's like what and I'm like okay Brock like it's hey guys how are ya Brock's Australian they were just in Australia
Starting point is 00:05:43 speaking of him I listened back to the podcast that you guys were on, on Shenanigans, about a year ago. It was a little over a year, yeah. Yeah, and Sheena was saying, well, I just met an Australian guy, and I might be going to Australia to visit him. He's a rugby player. He looks like Jason Momoa. So he is Australian.
Starting point is 00:06:00 So update, he's from New Zealand, but raised in Australia. So they moved to Australia when he was like 10. So his accent's a little bit of both but he's Kiwi blood. Guys, we love an Australian New Zealand accent, guys. You can only do hey guys. My only thing is to go, hey guys, how are ya?
Starting point is 00:06:18 We just went to New Zealand recently. Which is why she says, hey guys, how are ya? Because it was all tours. Yeah, exactly. It was always like, hey guys, how are ya? We was all tours it was always like hey guys how are you we're gonna go visit Lord of the Rings now or whatever so we're just I mean I don't know how you just never I would have him never stop talking
Starting point is 00:06:34 yeah oh I love it he doesn't have to say anything he just doesn't stop talking even if I want him to which I mean sometimes it's just like okay honey I get it you're right you're always right but I am glad Which, I mean, sometimes it's just like, okay, honey, I get it. You're right. You're always right. Yes, I know. But I am glad that he's always right when it comes to things like his perfect genetics.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Because being pregnant, when we got our genetic test done, I tested positive for a gene that if he happened to also be positive, it could have led to muscular dystrophy and been really bad. And he's like, he has two kids already. And he's like, I'm sure we did all of that. And like, you know, I'm a God, I'm perfect. I'm like, this is the one time. I really hope you are a hundred percent right. And what happens now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Every time. Wow. 2020. How great. So we get tested. His genes are perfect. Is it just a blood test? It's a blood test. Yeah. And yeah, they came back good. So I was tested. His genes are perfect. Is it just a blood test? It's a blood test.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Yeah. And yeah, they came back good. So I was like, okay, awesome. You know, I have to have one more blood test done. Actually, the neural tube test that checks for like spina bifida. But also, we just recently did our 23andMe to see what our genetics are and to see what the baby's going to be. Did you get yours back?
Starting point is 00:07:45 I got them this morning. What are you? I'm so shook. Are you really Mexican? I'm not Mexican. Stop! Not even 1% Mexican. I didn't think you were.
Starting point is 00:07:54 No. But, okay, so get this. But you make a damn good enchilada. I do. There's got to be something a little, like, spicy in there. So here's what it is. I just got a little history lesson because I called my cousin and I was like, wait a second, hold on. We're not Mexican. And she's
Starting point is 00:08:12 like, no, we're Spanish, Portuguese and Native American. I was like, oh, yeah, sorry. What? So apparently in the 1600 or 16th century, whenever I'm terrible with history as I'm terrible with politics. I guess the Spaniards came over, took over this, that region and then made love to the Indians and then boom,
Starting point is 00:08:32 Mexicans are born. I don't know. I need to look into it more because that probably sounds very uneducated but that's, I guess. That's pretty much it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:39 That's pretty much it. So I found out that I am 81.3% Eastern European. Whoa. No way. You're Jewish? Are you Jewish?
Starting point is 00:08:48 In the US? Spanish and Portuguese. Yeah. I'm Greek, Balkan. I'm a little bit British, Irish, Italian. I can see Eastern European. No Italian. That's like very, you know, sexy.
Starting point is 00:09:01 So way back, way back, they were like, your ancestors ancestors were like we got to get to the new world and then they went they went to Spain yeah no then they went to Portugal and then they went found their way crazy and like where that side of my family is from it used to be the south border of Texas used to be Mexican territory so although they did grow up like in Mexico, it was Spanish and Native American. I'm 14.2% Native American. Wow. Yeah, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:09:33 And that's a lot. I could see that. That's a lot. So I could be Pocahontas and people can't get offended. That's right. You could be a direct descendant. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Crazy. Why not have had that scholarship? And then I'm 3% African. Who knew? I think we're all a direct descendant. Yeah. Crazy. Why not have had that scholarship? And then I'm 3% African. Who knows? Yes. I think we're all a little African now. Yeah. Everyone's at one to three.
Starting point is 00:09:51 What is Eastern Europe though? It's like what? Germany. Oh, Germany. Czechoslovakia. It's not even called that anymore. Poland. Poland.
Starting point is 00:09:57 It's not right. Hungary. That's like where I am. No, I thought you're Russian. Yeah, I'm like Russian. But Russia's in Asia. And Eastern European. I think the Balkans is Russian. Yes. Yeah, I thought you're Russian. Yeah, I'm like Russian. But Russia's in Asia. And Eastern European. I think the Balkans is Russian.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Yes. Yeah, but I mean, crazy. That sounds right. It's in the Caucasus. I was very shook because then at the bottom of it, it says unassigned 0.7% Mexico and Central America. I'm like, not even 1%? What?
Starting point is 00:10:22 Wow. So Brock and I are going to actually go over our results on the vlog next week, find out what he is, and then try and do the math and find out what our little baby is going to be. He is a mutt. He is too. Because Australia is just everything. You know, the Pacific Islander, Asian, European.
Starting point is 00:10:39 That's going to be so hot. That just goes to show people when they do their thing, like you think you're from this place, but really you're from all those places, which is at the end of the day, that's why we're all from everywhere in Raw Mutt's. We were wrong. We paid $350. Julie found out she was Jewish. Literally.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I'm like, you're white? Oh my God. And I'm like, so Jewish. Julie Goldman, you're Jewish? 98%. Wait, I wouldn't have guessed. I would have thought at least I'd have some kind of something exciting, something from Europe, some sort of, I wanted some kind of, you know. She wanted a flair.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Yeah, I wanted a flair. Oh, I see a tattoo though. So you're not, you're not a good Jew. No. Do I look like a good Jew? No. No, technically speaking, I'm not a good Jew. But she used to be Kosh. Yes. I grew up a good Jew. No. No, technically speaking, I'm not a good Jew. But she used to be Kosh.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Yes. I grew up a good Jewess. My mother is a Hebrew school teacher. Oh, wow. They grew up very, very traditional. Do you speak Hebrew? I can read it.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I would love to read that. And the dad is a doctor, which is a role, obviously. So they're really proud. So proud of me. Love it. Yeah. So I're really proud. So proud of me. Love it. So I have a fun game for the two of you.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Cool. Since people always think you're a couple, Jamie and I thought it would be fun to play a version of the newlywed game. Nailing it. I mean, I will see any game, any game show, and I'm like, we got to go on this and just murder fools. Like, we could really, let's go. I'm going to be like, I am going to be like a man.
Starting point is 00:12:09 But you are competing against each other. Yes, and there are prizes. Yes, there's prizes. You've already gotten your first prize. We weren't going to make you wait for the drink and have that get watered down. So you both are already winners. But there are extra prizes under the table. Well, Brandi's definitely going to win this, so.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Okay, so I was thinking for the podcast, we're also going to post a video portion of this that you can see on the Shenanigans Instagram. But for the podcast, I thought as I asked the question, I'll do three, two, one, and then just say your answer at the same time. Hopefully they match up. If it's muffled, then you can repeat it. Okay. So Brandy, I'm going to ask you questions about Julie, but Julie, I also want you to answer at the same time. Okay. Make sense? Can we have a second to think? Yeah. Three seconds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Okay, so Brandy, question number one. Who is Julie's celebrity crush? Three, two, one. Tom Hardy. Do you not have one? She's not wrong.
Starting point is 00:13:07 She's not wrong. I mean, if we're technically speaking. Okay, do you want to do girl? Yeah. Three. Oh, my God. It could be. Two.
Starting point is 00:13:14 One. Angelina Jolie. Oh. Wait, who did Brandi say? Keira Knightley. I think it was good, too. It was between Michelle Pfeiffer, Angelina, and Keira. She got that one right.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Okay. Right. You know what? Let's do honor system because I think it's going to be too hard if they, Angelina, and Kira. She got that one right. Okay. You know what? Let's do honor system because I think it's going to be too hard if they're saying it at the same time. Like, you can know your answer in your head, and if she gets it right, let her know. If not, she doesn't. But she's also not wrong. Well, I don't think she should be honorable.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Does she get a point or not for that? You get a point because Tom Hardy? I love Tom Hardy. We're going to give you a point for Tom Hardy. Love Tom Hardy. I'm like an open person. You know what I mean? Tom Hardy's with me. And so is he. That's right. Allegedly. And give you a point for Tom Hardy. Love Tom Hardy. I'm like an open person. You know what I mean? And so is he.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Allegedly. Alright, question number two. If Julie was a Disney character, who would she be? Three, two, one. I wish it was comic books so I could say Wolverine.
Starting point is 00:14:04 That would have been right. That would be right. She would be right. That's right. That's correct. There's so many Disney. I don't even know the answer to that. I would have to say maybe The Beast from Beauty and the Beast.
Starting point is 00:14:17 That's right. That's good. True. Okay. Two points. I just relate. I just relate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Got it. All right. Next question. What is Julie's worst habit? Three, two, one. Being alive. Now, now, you know, Suzanne's at the same time. Leaving tops off of, she loses the tops of, but she loses the tops of everything. I don't care if in her fridge, if you open it, the mayonnaise is open, but every top goes missing. Where do they go? I think they must get thrown away. I have a problem. It's very strange. There's a show, I think, for that. I know. They eat couch cushions. I'm sweating. That's true. I lose the caps for every single thing.
Starting point is 00:15:05 And you don't know when you're drunk and someone doesn't have tops on their vitamins and their Advil. Oh yeah. It's kooky. I mean, there's no tops on anything, anything. That's true. Isn't that a strange habit you've never heard of? Yeah. I think they get thrown away. Maybe they do get accidentally eaten. She might be pulling them out on the regular. I'm like that weird lady in that movie, Swallow. I'm just like, I like to eat cap. I don't know what it is. Or those weird people that eat weird things.
Starting point is 00:15:33 I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. But she's absolutely right. 100%. All right. We're three for three. She would probably have said smoking, though.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Also a bad habit. Trying to quit again. But it doesn't bother me. Okay. Which makes it harder to quit. So it was really just my opinion. Yeah, I keep looking at Sheena being like, I'm going to pretend there's alcohol in her thing.
Starting point is 00:15:55 She's just that hardcore. She's like Lily Allen over there with a cigarette and a martini while she's pregnant. Oh my gosh. Alright, Number four. If Julie won the lottery, what's the first thing she'd buy?
Starting point is 00:16:08 A truck. Ooh. True. The first thing I would do is get out of debt. Then I would buy a truck. So that's not really the right answer. Well, the first thing I'd buy
Starting point is 00:16:18 is a truck. Oh, buy. Yeah, it's not the first thing you'd do. I would buy a truck. First thing you'd buy. Okay. And it'd probably be like a Bronco. They're coming out with like
Starting point is 00:16:24 the new vintage. That's exactly what I get. My dad loves those. I want it so badly. Love that. Need it. I need it to haul all of my landscaping things. I don't, I don't. Yeah. All right. Last question. And going back to your fridge and leaving the caps off, what is Julie's favorite condiment to leave the cap off of? I'm going to say horseradish. That's right. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Who says that? What do you put it on? She makes her own condiments a lot because that's why you couldn't even say she'll mix ketchup and mustard or barbecue sauce. And she's, but she loves. I don't even know what horseradish goes on. Oh God. It goes on everything delicious. It's like a sushi, you know? Oh, it's like but she loves. I don't even know what horseradish goes on. Oh God, it goes on everything delicious.
Starting point is 00:17:05 It's like a sushi, you know. Oh, it's like the wasabi. It's like the horseradish. Right. So like, I like it on steak. Definitely with meat or if you eat beef or whatever, let's say like with that. But if you're vegetarian, it could go with anything. It's like a dude thing, you guys.
Starting point is 00:17:18 That's why we don't understand. It's spicy. And it's also super Jewish. Yeah, I've never liked it. I love spicy food, but that's just a different type of spice. It's an acquired taste for sure. I don't know what it definitely like destroys your whole life. Like it can be like life changing. Like you're like, my meal is ruined now. Yeah. Oh, they'll do. We'll have, my brother likes to think he's like, he can eat a scoop of it. You know, it was always a thing at a holiday. He's like, I can have it on the, and he's like, look at me. And you're like, okay. I did that once in San Francisco on a dare. I had to eat the whole like blob of wasabi. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:17:55 I could do this. I did it. And then I go under the table and I start heaving. Oh my God. And throwing up under the table. I don't think your whole face too will just explode all your eyes your sinuses will just oh yeah cleaned out yeah okay so five for five so you've got some tough competition joy yeah i'm not i can't all right your first question describe what brandy first thought of you in one word funny Funny. True. Yeah. Yeah. That's absolutely true. I mean, I could probably do I could probably do that at the same time. Yeah, I like to say, like, I'm a funny
Starting point is 00:18:32 fucker. You know what I mean? She was funny. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Alright. Next question. What is Brandy's favorite movie that she probably can't quote? Pride and Prejudice. Oh, now you're all on a Keira Knightley thing. I mean, I don't even know if I really have a favorite.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Well, I know it's one of. Yeah. Pride and Prejudice. Mean Girls, one of. I want to say one of, like, Another Earth or one of Britt Marling's movies. Yep. I love that movie. I mean, that's a hard one.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I don't even know what I would say. Okay. But I would probably... Oh, what about Royal Tannenbaums? I might say, yeah. Or I might say Purporene or I might say Nacho Libre. Oh, Nacho Libre, yeah. Okay. A lot of options.
Starting point is 00:19:08 So you just get a point. I'm familiar with. I know. I could get a point for that. I think she could make, yeah, the list. Yes. What is Brandy's hidden talent? Brandy can solve a Rubik's Cube.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Wow. That's impressive. There's this whole Netflix documentary about this autistic kid, and it was the most interesting thing. Brock put it on. I was like, what the fuck are we watching? And then I was glued to it, and I needed to see if he was going to be the world champion.
Starting point is 00:19:35 We watched that as well. And also, when we're done, I'll show you the video of Brandi solving the Rubik's Cube. Wow. We should post that on Shenanigans, too. Yeah. It's awesome. I do it to Blackpink. Do you guys should post that on Shenanigans too. Yeah. It's awesome. I do it to Blackpink.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Do you guys like K-pop? Or no? Not familiar. I love the new BTS song that's all over the commercials. Dynamite. Yes. I downloaded that one.
Starting point is 00:19:57 I feel like Blackpink for sure. Okay. Sexy girls. Yes. All right. Next question. I want you guys to answer this at the same time
Starting point is 00:20:05 how old was Brandy when she lost her virginity 3, 2, 1 14 I like that you said 14 I was 14 okay thank god I knew it wasn't God's virginity I'm like Jesus
Starting point is 00:20:19 he was an inappropriate wrong age 14 you know what I was a grade ahead though I was too and that's the thing I was close. That's an inappropriate wrong age. 14. I know. You know what? I was a grade ahead, though. I was, too. And that's the thing. I was a sophomore. It was winter formal. I had a boyfriend for, like, seven months.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Yeah. If you're a grade ahead, you're that age. Exactly. That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. I couldn't wait. I mean, I was just like, let me just get rid of this. I was, like, shaving my legs at, like, eight.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I was like, let's get some hair going. When's my period coming? Like, I, like, wanted all that stuff so early. Alright, last question. Who is Brandy's hall pass? Just kidding. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:20:55 We'll just say who's Brandy's celebrity crush. Okay. Henry Cavill. That is insane. What is my, what are my ATM passwords? Oh God, right, I forgot. George Clooney. And also, there's another one. Wait.
Starting point is 00:21:11 My passwords are always George Clooney. Oh, Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves. Oh, he just DM'd me the other day. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Time for our world to change. Yeah, Keanu and George Clooney are like my faves. Keanu and George Clooney. Well, faves. Keanu and George Clooney.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Well, everyone's a winner here at Shenanigans, so even Jamie gets a prize. Jamie gets Keanu's DM, so I don't think she should get anything. Jamie made the game, so you get a beanie. You get a beanie. You get a beanie. I'm like Oprah. Julie was just saying she wanted this beanie. I want this so bad.
Starting point is 00:21:42 So everyone should know that Julie is you to wear that so bad. Yes. Julie's giving you a very man effect. She looks like a boy. She's a dyke-y les. And now she's wearing a beanie that says boy crazy. And it's a mom. Tom Hardy, call me. Oh my god, I love it.
Starting point is 00:22:00 You just need the bronco now. Oh my god, can you imagine wearing my boy crazy hat driving a bronco. Pull up to the gas station and. Oh my God. Can you imagine? Boy, wearing my boy crazy hat, driving a Bronco. Pull up to the gas station and be like, hey guy. Yeah. Hey,
Starting point is 00:22:08 what's up? Huh? What are you doing? I like that game where you guys are going to do, you guys should do it to have some more, have like best friends on
Starting point is 00:22:16 and have anyone. Yeah. I like that. That's good. That's a good one. Yeah. I got to do that with Brock. Cause I'm like,
Starting point is 00:22:23 yeah, let's do a real, let's do it for the vlog. Like, yeah, like not newly wed, but like newly impregnated game. Yeah. I gotta do that with Brock. Because I'm like... Let's do it for the vlog. Like, not newlywed, but like newly impregnated game. Right? For sure. That's good. Now that should be on something. I wanted to say
Starting point is 00:22:36 that she's gonna be gorgeous because Brock aside, your mother's gorgeous, your sister's gorgeous, and you're gorgeous. Thank you. So there's no way. I mean... Yeah. I mean, I don't know about Brock, but... You know, Brock's gorgeous. Your sister's gorgeous. Thank you. So there's no way. I mean. Yeah. I mean, I don't know about Brock, but. You know, Brock's hair. It does.
Starting point is 00:22:49 She's going to be blessed. That's good. Yes. That's, it's all about the head. Then when you have a boy too, you need that hair. Yeah. You know. Totally.
Starting point is 00:22:57 I already said, we have a boy. We're going to have long hair for him. And my mom like hates that. And I'm like, too bad. Deal with it. That's why I'm going to pierce my girl's ears. Judge me if you want, Jamie.
Starting point is 00:23:08 We already discussed this. I know, but you know, because when I have a boy, he's going to have long hair too. My goddaughter, like real diamonds for her, the godfather and the me went in together.
Starting point is 00:23:20 And now my friend, Jessica, she's like, I'm not gonna, I'm not getting her ears pierced though. And I'm like, okay, those are just going to sit there for 10 years. It's fine. It's just like a lot of money went into that. She's not doing it. I think it looks, I love it. I love it. I love how it looks. I think it's so cute. My mom has started a full bow collection for her. We have like 30 plus bows. I was over there today and my mom's like, did you see? Did you see? I was
Starting point is 00:23:43 like, no, mom, I had to pee. I just drove from San Diego. I went straight to the bathroom. I didn't look in your closet. She's like, come here, look. And she has this whole rack of all like 30 different little onesies and all of these matching bows. And she's like, why aren't you excited? And I'm like, I'll be excited once I have a healthy baby. In the meantime, I still have anxiety. I have anxiety about my appointment today. I'm like, do you still have a heartbeat? Are you okay in there? Like until I can feel her, it's like, I want to be excited. And I'm 17 and a half weeks now, but after having a pregnancy loss, it's terrifying. And so it's like, I'm just trying to stay optimistic and not be like so excited about everything. But then I
Starting point is 00:24:22 want to be excited because I don't want to manifest that something is wrong. But it's like, she's so excited. And I'm like, I'm getting there. And once I hear the heartbeat today, I'll be right back on board. But then it's like,
Starting point is 00:24:33 after a few weeks goes by, then I'm like, are you still in there? Are you okay? But that's the job of the grandmother, right? To be the excited one and get all the things
Starting point is 00:24:40 and be like the whatever. And the mom is like, I don't know, it's going to come. How many weeks along were you before? Six and a half. like I don't know it's gonna come how long were you before? six and a half so I'm way way past it and were you pregs when you did our podcast?
Starting point is 00:24:51 because I was like that is just like Sheena to be like sexy and like secretive no I don't think I was yet because I don't think actually because the red tide I think it was in between because I remember doing your podcast actually because the red tide remember that was i think it was in between so you had already
Starting point is 00:25:05 because i remember doing your podcast when i was in the back of brock's gym he was working and i was like pacing around the nasty alley in san diego doing your podcast on the phone and i think that had to be after his gym opened back up there's one of two days when she could have been conceived. It was either on a very not sober night in Palm Springs. My last night that I raged, I mean, we had the fuzzy carpet outside under the moonlight. We had the jacuzzi on. Like, it was a whole vibe. Very porny. That's hot.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Whole vibe. So I would love if it was that night, but I really think it was the first day we were in our new house in San Diego. Oh, but that's sweet too. Yeah. That's nice. So I'm like, it was within the same week, but I'm like, that first night, I don't think you were capable of finishing the race.
Starting point is 00:25:56 So I really think it was the second time. But yeah. Were the rest of like the crew in the house? Like, wasn't that when Sandoval was there for his birthday? No, that was… Or someone's birthday. You don't need Tom there. Your birthday.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Oh, wait. No, no. That was way before. No, no. This was after the vlog that I did. The Palm Springs when we did the little festival with Brock's friends. And it was like they had this like huge mansion. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Okay. Actually, Sandoval should be there when anyone conceives. He could be like a shaman. That's true. He's got that kind of energy, kind of. Maybe Tom Schwartz more. Yeah. Maybe they should all be there if you really think about it.
Starting point is 00:26:30 I mean, they should. It's all one big family. Yes. And now are you allowed to say if you guys are y'all back filming? No, we're not. And now I'm worried that, I mean, because we don't know exactly what's going on. We were just going to assume that with three cast members all being due in April, they would kind of schedule around that. But nothing has been said for sure.
Starting point is 00:26:52 And now with all the counties or the state going back into purple, I don't know if that's going to affect what the tentative plan even was. That's just in my head. Nothing has been confirmed. What's going on with TomTom? Is any of that even kind of open? So, Sur has been back open since mid-September. Because we did my anniversary there, which was September 30th,
Starting point is 00:27:20 and they had already been open a couple weeks. And they've now moved on to open up the sidewalk, and they have cute tables, and they have barricades out. weeks. And they've now like moved on to like open up the sidewalk and they have cute tables and they have barricades out. So it's all outdoor seating. Yeah, so that's been good. And then Pump just opened back up Halloween weekend. But TomTom hasn't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Oh, I didn't know Pump was open. Yeah. Fun. But TomTom hasn't opened back up and... Which doesn't make sense because like that one is the most outdoor. I know. It does. But also, if you think about it, like, I mean, Sur has been around for like 15 years.
Starting point is 00:27:54 So as much as it is a tourist attraction, Sur was there for several years before the show. People know about Sur. TomTom is a really big tourist attraction place. You're not getting a lot of locals going to Tom Tom for as amazing as they are, the cauliflower wings. Right. Like, it's, Pump has been there for even longer. It's on the corner.
Starting point is 00:28:15 It is all outdoor. Like, I felt like they're like, let's try it out with Pump and see how that does before opening up Tom Tom, which is more than twice the size of Pump. I didn't know that. The staff, all of that. Yeah, because they expanded into the space next door.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Oh, okay. Yeah, so a couple months after they expanded, then boom, shut down. So I think they're just worried about opening up such a big place that is so touristy. Is Motherload still right there? Yeah. So it's just like Pump, TomTom, and Motherload is still there. Yeah, it's a fun time. And then Beaches right next door to Tom Tom.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Oh, yeah. Because what left? Chi Chi La Rue or something? What did Tom Tom take over? I think it was Chi Chi La Rue. Yeah. Is that the porn shop? It was a shop.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Yeah. And that moved. Uh-huh. Oh, that's right. Because he went or whatever went to Circus of Books. Yeah. I think. Oh, he took over Circus of Books?
Starting point is 00:29:03 I believe so. Well, I think it says Chi Chi La Rue on it. Oh, it does? Because I of Books? I believe so. Well, I think it says Chi Chi Lu Ru on it. Oh, it does? Because I saw it. I was like, oh, cool. We didn't just go out. That's true. Well, I mean, so the show's, if it's on, it's on then.
Starting point is 00:29:14 So you're going to be just like pregs in it up on the show, doing like pregnancy walks and shit. Yeah. It's so. No, she's going to be on the bar singing Jada's Gold. She has seven month babies. No. Put their so weird. No, she's going to be on the bar singing Jada's Gold. She has seven-month babies. No. With her belly out.
Starting point is 00:29:27 No. But, yeah. I just think it's crazy about Brittany, like, just because we met her when she just first went on the show, her first season. Right. Because that's when we did the after show. And it's just, I just sometimes I think, like, she was just, like, living her life. And now she's married with her you know because she moved it's like everything just happened within the time I just think that that's crazy to think about so
Starting point is 00:29:50 crazy I mean even like obviously I do feel pregnant I know I'm pregnant I am doing every precaution as being pregnant but I don't have like a full bump yet. So it's like, I feel pregnant internally, but externally I just feel fat. Like did your boobs get huge? Yes. My boobs are big. And that's what I'm like. I check every day. I'm like, okay, they still hurt. I'm good. Like, cause it's like, I can't feel her kick yet. She's too small. She's only like five ounces right now. So until I can feel that, I'm just like, okay, my body would tell me if something's wrong, but I'm like, you're okay, right? And I'm like constantly checking my boobs. I'm like, am I getting, I'm like, okay, I gained another pound.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I've gained 16 pounds, but I still don't look pregnant. I'm starting to get stretch marks. I didn't think I would, I just thought I would be one of those girls who doesn't get stretch marks because my mom didn't get stretch marks and I thought they were like genetic. And where are you getting them on your side? On my hips. My hips have gained four inches. You had a little, little tiny hips.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Four inches. I've always had hips, but... You gotta make room. So I'm just getting wider. Your hips are spreading. Well, that's good. That's so cool. So none of my jean shorts even close to... Because my waist is still small. So I tried to put on
Starting point is 00:31:05 jean shorts a couple of weeks ago and I'm like, oh, they're not going up. And then I got one pair up and thankfully they buttoned because they're high-waisted. But I was like, oh, it's my hips right now. It's not even my stomach. Well, Jennifer Lopez says the hips go back. I don't mind them. I'm fine if the hips stay. Like, if I can keep a small waist and keep my hips like, have a natural Kardashian body, that would be gold. That's a good idea. Yeah, I would think you'd want to go
Starting point is 00:31:33 wider rather than this way. You know. Forward? Yeah. Right? I don't know. That's the look. Yeah. Shakira says the hips don't lie. That's right. I've gained 16 pounds. And your hips said you're pregnant, bitch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:48 It does not look like you gained 16 pounds, so I don't know. I'm wearing a really big shirt today. You're like all in your boobs. Brock will send me pictures of your growing boobs, and I'm like, yeah, get bigger. Yeah, I sent my snap streak of the day I sent to my mom and sister. I did like a side like before I got in the shower. I was just like, it's like, it just looks like I had a case of beer last night, which obviously I didn't. But I just look like I have like a little pooch. It's not like a belly.
Starting point is 00:32:14 The five month mark. That's when most women pop. Next week. Oh, apparently. Yeah. So pregnancy math is also so confusing. So at 14 weeks, you're four months. So I'm already at 17 weeks. So at 18 weeks, I'm five months. I'm like, wait, what? How does that make sense? Because it's like four weeks a month times four would be 16 weeks and four months. But they count the weeks before you even conceive as pregnant because every month before if you don't have your period, your body's like preparing to get pregnant. So they like count it from the first day of your last period oh i never knew that it's
Starting point is 00:32:50 so confusing i had posted i was like yay i'm 16 weeks i'm four months today and then britney messages me and she's like uh we're only like a week and a half apart and i'm at five months so you're further than that and i was like no brit no, Brittany, because four times four. And she's like, no, Sheena. And I was like, wait, hold on a second. And then I looked and I was like, oh, okay. I guess I'm almost going to be in my fifth month then. All right. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:33:16 You're going to pop. I'm going to pop. I'm going to just wake up one day like fully pregnant. And then do you know, are you going to breastfeed? I would like to as long as possible for sure. I'm hoping that my body allows that and it's easy. I mean, I'm definitely getting the boobs and I also know that that's a good way to help you lose weight after. So that's like a bonus. 500 calories a day. Yeah. And I'm going to pump though too, because I know Brock, he's going to be very hands-on. And I know he wants to feed as well.
Starting point is 00:33:46 And if I could have, you know, a break and not have to breastfeed every single feeding. And then he can have that extra bond as well. I would love to do that. Especially at night too when you want to like sleep and switch off. Yeah. Be able to take turns. It's crazy. Well, you get a pump.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Yes. Which will also allow you to drink. So you can pump and dump also. Yes. But then you'll probably have a lot of extra. So like when you're not drinking, you put it in the freezer and then that's like when you can go out drinking and have your fun nights with me. Oh, because you can stock up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:18 And then he can stay home and be here. Yes. This is nuts. Anyways. So you're going to get a place here if you start filming so well brock so he was gonna be playing rugby next season which starts in like january for the la guillotinies but now i know guillotinies like the guillotine so the guy who owns that team his last name is like gil i don't know he named the team like the Giltinis or something like that. I think it was maybe changing.
Starting point is 00:34:48 It might be the same. Whatever. There's a rugby team in LA now. I just think that's good. Like, we're rugby players. What team are you on? The Giltinis. We're on the Giltinis.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Maybe part of it. It's called the Giltinis. Yeah, it's like a pump-tini. Pump-tini. I was talking to my best friend, Brooke, who lives in Spain. We like had like a couple teeny then i was i was talking to my best friend brooke who lives in spain we like had like a couple hour facetime catch up and we were just talking about dating guys not from america her husband's spanish and you know brooke's obviously not from here and just the difference and whatnot and then we started talking about sports and other countries
Starting point is 00:35:20 and rugby and just how much it's a contact sport. They don't wear helmets. They don't wear masks. And I'm like, oh my God, we're in a pandemic. And I was like, honey, I don't think we fully thought this through. Just because you've been given a spot on this team, like even if your team is quarantined and safe and does all the protocols, you're playing other teams and it's very contact. It's like the most dangerous sport, isn't it? Yeah, it's like the most
Starting point is 00:35:47 contact sport because those guys don't. It's like football without any anything. But if the football players can play. No, the NFL regulations are way different than rugby. They're way more strict with the NFL. Aren't they all getting COVID? Some of them are.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Like a whole team's right. I mean, the MLB, the NFL, a lot of players have gotten COVID. So the more we were thinking about it, he's like, you know, when you put it that way, he's like, it might not be the safest. But he also wants to, I mean, also in a pandemic, but look at one of the F45 gyms in LA. And depending on what's going on with Sir, I wanted to start hosting a live podcast there and just stay involved in the restaurant. I'm obviously not going to be pregnant in a Sir dress as much as I'm sure everyone would love to see that. I know, why not?
Starting point is 00:36:35 Not going to happen. But I do still want to stay involved with the restaurant. So we do want to get a place in LA and there's this really nice, I don't want to say the name of it, complex that we're looking at that's brand new. It's not even open yet. And if we could get the apartment we want there, then I would love to have a place in both. Because even for work, my podcast, yes, I can do it mobily, but my studio is always going to be here. So LA is always going to be home. And if we could have a place starting next year here and there, that would be ideal. But I don't think he's going to be playing rugby.
Starting point is 00:37:13 So do you guys both live in LA? And like, how has the pandemic been for you? Oh, the pandemic has been amazing. The pandemic has been just a godsend. We live in Burbank. Okay. Yeah. Which does count as LA. Barely.
Starting point is 00:37:29 The pandemic is weird because we when you do a podcast and we do our podcast we have like a podcast studio at Julie's and it's also a drug den. Love that. Double duty. It is what it is.
Starting point is 00:37:44 But the thing was weird just that is a podcast studio. Multi-task. Double duty. You know what I mean? It is what it is, yeah. But the thing was weird just that it's fine when you purposely don't go out but then when you can't that becomes like a mental health issue. And then when you're out
Starting point is 00:37:55 and no one else has been allowed to be out because it's when you you don't go to a job when you do a podcast necessarily especially if you do it remotely. So when it was almost like everybody was doing a podcast,
Starting point is 00:38:06 it was like not as fun. It felt more stifling than it ever had because it used to feel freeing to be able to work from home. It was like, this is awesome. We're so lucky. Like, yeah, we got the secret. And then when everybody was doing it,
Starting point is 00:38:18 I was like, this sucks. Like, this is bullshit. I never leave the house. I don't leave the house. I don't ever go anywhere anymore. And I'm already slightly reclusive and live alone. So whatever lesson you get from it or whatever the thing is you're getting from it, for me, I think for us, it was like, we are realizing like how lucky we are, yes, to even have it.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Yeah. So many people, you know, are just so with work and we've lost so much work and blah, blah, blah. And at the same time, how important it is to get out. Yes. So where are you going? What are you doing? We're coming here. Yes. I was so glad that we could come here.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Yeah. I mean, this was just... This was my weekly outing. Yeah, which is great. We're like, oh my God, we're going and to be going into it. We get to see people. Well, Julie's sister did get married. Yes. Inappropriately. Yes. I had, I did fly in July and that was bizarre and crazy and weird. Were you the only person on the plane or was it packed? Cause I've heard, I've heard both stories. It was, it was both. So on the way there, it was empty. It was so weird. It was empty in the airport. It was semi-empty on the plane on the way there. On the way back, it was packed. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:33 And she flew to Boston. Yeah. So it was a lot. Go Red Sox. Yeah. And my friend has had a baby shower. Yeah. Birthdays. People are, you know, still doing it. Doing it if, you know. Yeah, we did a reveal. But, you know, we tried to have it. It was all outdoor. We tried to have everyone wearing their mask and, you know, to be as socially distant as possible. But, I mean, it is important for your mental health to stay, you know, somewhat social. And I mean, that's just-
Starting point is 00:40:07 Even getting out, like working out. It's like you become, I at least, I became, and I'm trying to get out of being so stagnant, not moving, gaining weight, like being tired, then you get depressed. You can't, you're immobilized by your own, by your own immobility. I'm there with you. Like someone just asked me yesterday and I used that word. I feel You can't, you're immobilized by your own, by your own immobility. I'm there with you. Like someone just asked me yesterday and I used that word. I feel stagnant and I have no energy. I'm in bed all day.
Starting point is 00:40:34 It's, and like Sheena actually just sent me. You gotta make sure that you're taking all your vitamins. Well, I was just going to say, you sent me that quiz last night. Yeah. And I'm so excited for these vitamins to be delivered on Friday. So I don't know if you've tried it before. I've had it for a couple years now. It's called Care Of. We have tried that. Yeah. But it's the best. I love it. The way it comes in these little packages, it's like, hi, Sheena. And it has like a cute little quote. And each day it's something different, but it has your
Starting point is 00:41:01 vitamins portioned out for you. And all you do, you just go online and you take like, it's like a five minute quiz. It's not even that long. It was a little extensive. And I'm like, what am I getting into? Why is Sheena sending me this? I'm not going to buy any of this crap. By the end of it. I know. Because like, I'm also vegan. And I'm just like, there's no way I'm going to be able to take whatever they're going to tell me to take. Like, whatever. I'll just do this to make Sheena happy. And then I start going through all the questions and it's asking me like, are you holistic? Do you believe in Eastern medicine? And I'm like, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:41:33 And then at the end, it ended up recommending like two things that I already take. So like, I kind of already know, like they know what they're talking about saying like, I need B-complex and omegas. So I already take those. So that was cool because I was able to just X that out of my cart and not buy that. And then the other things that they said I needed was magnesium, which is supposedly going to help with my sleep and even having energy and like feeling rested when I finally wake up, which I don't because I feel so tired when I wake up in the morning. And then like one other, it was like mushrooms or something, which I've been
Starting point is 00:42:02 wanting to get into. Not that kind of mushrooms. No, I know. Right, mushrooms. Yeah. Totally. Yeah, the quiz, it just like asks you about your diet, your lifestyle, any health concerns, like, and just like address your specific wellness goals. And it's great.
Starting point is 00:42:18 So I had done it a while ago and I was like, well, Jamie, why don't you, you know, try this? And especially like with the seasons changing, I've noticed that my allergies have even just gotten worse and between the beach and then the desert, when I go to Palm Springs and it's so dry, it's just like, it's important to, you know, take care of your immune health and especially me being pregnant. So that's just me preaching it on all of you. And their products even like they go beyond just like vitamins and supplements. They have protein powders. They have boosts that can help supplement your workouts like as you're working out more indoors in the colder months, especially not so much here in California, but in so many other states, it's freezing already.
Starting point is 00:43:01 So before I did that, I used to put vitamins into like plastic baggies and I had to, it was just like a thing I had to do like at the beginning of every month. Yeah. And that was the, I think that's the best thing about it is that they come like repackaged for you. So you can just throw them in your purse and there's no, cause a lot of times you're supposed to take supplements like with food. So you want to have them on you. So like if you go out to eat or even if whatever, you have it right there and you don't have to on you. So like if you go out to eat or even if whatever, you have it right there and you don't have to be like, Julie with 14 vitamin bottles with no caps on them. It's like it's in a little package. I can do it. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I don't take
Starting point is 00:43:36 my vitamins regularly the way I should because nothing has a cap on it. Yep. And they're all strewn about. But with Careof, you have these cute little individual packets with little words of inspiration each day. It's cute. Put a cap on your bottle. Yeah. And I'm getting their protein powder, which is they recommended a plant-based one. It's three different plant-based proteins. And there's no artificial sweeteners, no sugar.
Starting point is 00:43:58 They use monk fruit extract, which I'm so excited about because I didn't think anybody knew about this. I have it in my cupboard. Yeah. It's good for you. And that's what they use in their protein powder. And everything was less expensive than one can of my protein powder from Whole Foods. I know. I love that. You guys can get 50% off your first Care Of order. Just go to takecareof.com, enter code SHAVE50, as Jamie did, and you're going to get 50% off your order. Stay healthy. And again, that is 50% off for your first order of Care Of. Go to takecareof.com and enter code
Starting point is 00:44:34 Shea50. Again, that is code Shea50 for 50% off your first Care Of order. Now I just need them to send me a date. Yes. If I could get one of those in the mail, that'd be great because I'm not going out. Yeah, I know. That's the thing too, like right now with, you know, if you're single, like dating, I mean. Well, I don't think you realize how hard it is for me because you have your man. And I was actually talking to Brett about this. I'm like, I don't think people realize what it's been like for single people in the pandemic. No. Because we're alone. I don't know what I would have done. You're always with him. Like, would I have still moved to Palm Springs in March and just had guys come out and visit?
Starting point is 00:45:14 Let's imagine. Would I have stayed in Marina? Because that's where it was more convenient. Do you like the gay guys, too? Just still, the gay guys haven't stopped. You know? You know what I mean? Yeah. I guess if you wanted indiscriminate discriminate sex i guess you just go on an app and be like yeah but i don't want to die no no also you don't want to be murdered i understand what you're saying and single people and if you live or if you live alone or if you whatever i think you i think your mind has to shift into leaning into we all you feel lonely you feel, you feel isolated, you feel, you know, you're, you're alone, but you're not alone. And you, you know what I mean? You have good friends and you have family and we have, we can lean into this. I have needs, Julie. I know, I know. But just like you
Starting point is 00:45:58 said, you don't want to die. Exactly. Yeah. You get into like the whole, like eat, pray, love of it all, even though you can't, but you just pretend you are around your own house. Yeah, you get into like the whole like eat, pray, love of it all. Even though you can't, but you just pretend you are. Yeah. Like around your own house. Like I'm just being spiritual and I'm doing it to me. You have to. Because what are you going to do? I mean, I know it's not the same, but like do you have like a good vibrator at least?
Starting point is 00:46:15 I don't. Oh, Jamie. No. See, you're me a year ago. A year ago, I was like, I've never had one. Not really. No, no. Can we get x-rated for a second? Okay. Or should we not? Yeah. Are there kids in the car?
Starting point is 00:46:28 No. If there are kids in the car, turn it. Pause. Mom, turn it off for a minute. Okay. So my theory on vibrators has always been that I've never used one. I've never resorted to one because every time I have sex, I can have an orgasm. You never could. That's true. I stick with yours. Don't get involved. Yeah. If I involve that, I'll get lazy.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Right. But when you're by yourself. Maybe you just need a dildo. Because that's different. That's different. Is there a fire hydrant outside your house? Just fucking walk out there and just sit on it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:47:08 Why not? But no, Sheena had not had an orgasm her whole life, pretty much, up until last year. There were a couple random ones where I'm like, I think that was it. I think that might have been it. So no one knows. So that's why Brock is always right. That's what... The second after Brock and I had sex for the first time, I was
Starting point is 00:47:25 like, damn it. This is it. Yeah. He, he did it literally. He did it to me. And we, I've not been with anyone since that day. Cause it was just the best I've ever had best I'm ever going to get. And I don't want anything else, but yeah. Then we introduced a like month later, I had this box in the back of my car that I didn't realize was there from, like, a gifting suite or an old podcast sponsor or something. We're cleaning out my car, and he's like, ooh. And I was like, oh, those are a bunch of vibrators. And I was like, yeah, I'm good. We can just, like, give them to whoever.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Like, I'm not going to use them. Give them to a shelter. Just donate them to a shelter. I was going to give them to Jamie or someone. But he's like, let's try one. I was like, I don't know. I've never done that. And he's like, just let's experiment.
Starting point is 00:48:10 And then I was like, this is a whole new level. To the point where sometimes he goes to work, I wake up horny and I'm like, I could take care of this myself. Yeah. There you go. Never had that before. Late bloomers, you know, that's so cute. So wait, 35 years. It's heartwarming.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Like you're waking up in the morning like, I can use a vibrator. It's like things fairy tales are written. Yes. Little poems are written for that. Like 15-year-olds are like masturbating. Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Sheena. Where she woke up one morning and, and I mean. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:43 And listen, it's a lesson for. Like Brock will come home sometimes. Where she woke up one morning and... And I mean... Yeah. And listen, it's a lesson for... It's a positive story. Like Brock will come home sometimes. He'll take a shower after he gets home from work. And he's like, why is your vibrator in the shower? I was like, because you weren't here this morning. You leave really early. I woke up later.
Starting point is 00:48:56 I needed to take a shower. So she came with me. Anyways, let's talk about your podcast. Okay. So... Did you guys vote? We did. We don't get into it too much on this show. But since you ladies are here, and this is what your podcast is about. I figure you know, let's get into a little bit of it to wrap up the show. That's nice. Listen, there's nothing to be afraid of. The whole thing with our podcast is you are entitled to whatever your opinion is and your
Starting point is 00:49:25 opinion is valid and everyone has a right and a seat at the table and that's it. You know what I mean? There's nothing to be afraid of. Yeah. You believe what you believe and nobody should shame you. We also don't care if somebody believes what they believe and they don't know that much about history or they don't even know that much about it. That's right. We welcome like, you know, quote unquote, ignorant points of view as well, because I didn't know all I did was watch Bravo. history or they don't even know that much about it. That's right. We welcome like, you know, quote unquote, ignorant points of view as well, because I didn't know all I did was watch Bravo and I didn't care about,
Starting point is 00:49:51 you know, that stuff. I had whatever my instincts were like, Oh, he's cute. Like I say he should win or whatever shit like that. But yeah, I think you, your instincts as a human being,
Starting point is 00:50:00 you know, you just know who you're drawn to. We know whatever you value. You don't have to know like the ins and outs of, because a lot of people don't because it's very complicated and it's hard to keep straight. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Well, a lot of people think politics is like this, its own thing. Like I'm not interested in politics. That's, that's this thing over here. Yeah. But politics are your rights. Politics are our everyday everything. It's like you don't. Well, it really shows now with the pandemic because it's the difference between like being
Starting point is 00:50:30 allowed to go somewhere with a mask or without or even being allowed to open your own business. Right. So it's like it really shows like how little things just everything we take for granted every day. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with talking about the way we do, at least on our podcast. We say that we talk about politics like we're talking about reality TV because at the end of the day, that's that is what it is. Yeah. You know, the people involved in it. You can look at it like that, like that. We can discuss them from the way they look to how they talk to whatever down to actual policy and issue and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. We'll talk if somebody has a ween like one of the guys on the Supreme Court
Starting point is 00:51:06 has a gold convertible Mercedes. You know, and he's probably like a Bible study teacher. Yeah, and we think that's important. Yeah, that's important. People need to know that. Yeah. They do need to know that. Like there's just things that people need to know.
Starting point is 00:51:17 And that's one of those things. You know, who's got a toupee, who's got a wig. There's just things that are important. It's so true. Sorry. Do we think Trump is ever going to concede? I don't think Trump's ever going to concede. I think that he's going to leave. And I think that he's going to I think he's going to begrudgingly at the very, very,
Starting point is 00:51:36 very end. I think he's going to either tweet or he's going to him tweet. No. Yeah. Believe it or not. Or in a press conference, he's going to keep the narrative going of it being stolen and rigged and not fair and he's a victim and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then he can then leave and create court cases and laws, suits and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:51:59 And then start and go work at the One American Network. He's looking to buy a network. So you've looked at Fox News. Fox News said no. So Fox News basically controls the conservative narrative or whatever. And then he controls a lot of it too because he's so smart and savvy and entertaining. So Fox News isn't going to sell or let him be involved. So now he's looking at another network called One American Network.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Yeah. So he's basically going to look to have a big platform to continue. And so he will. And it'll be probably pretty profound. Yeah, I think so, too. And I think it's going to make then when when they go in, when by when the new administration goes in, it's going to empower the Republican Party that's still there to kind of even fight more, to fight in the same way that they were like with Mitch McConnell and fight like with Trump the way or now. They're going to be like, you guys did this. That's going to be very divisive still. Yeah. But you're having a girl and there's going to be a girl in the White House for the first time when your little girl comes
Starting point is 00:53:00 out. So that is something to celebrate no matter what. It really is. Like your little daughter is going to think that that's just normsy. Yeah. Look, there's a lady running the country. Isn't that great and normal? And you're going to be like, not really. That's totally weird. That's bizarre. You know?
Starting point is 00:53:15 It's completely like. And she is. We were in the same room with her. And I have to say, like, whatever you might think politically, she's hot. And not just that. She's just, I can't describe it. She always laughs and she just, you know, if you think about it, we haven't seen, and like Julie said, we haven't seen anyone laugh in the White House. We haven't seen affection.
Starting point is 00:53:38 We haven't seen them hug. We haven't seen love. We haven't seen, you know, they're bringing, the Bidens are bringing dogs back to the White House. We haven't seen, you know, they're bringing their binds are bringing dogs back to the White House. And there's going to be regardless of politics, there's a humanity that's coming back that we haven't seen in four years. Like whatever you might think about Trump's policies or whatever, they are cold people who clearly have a problem with each other. have a problem with each other and what's going on with the amount of people that have been fired or quit or are in jail or whatever shows the character of the people that are involved, in my opinion. Yeah. And I think that who's coming in are going to show and be just show
Starting point is 00:54:18 some new humanity. Like you can see real affection between the people that we've already seen. Doug and Kamala and Joe and Jill and just the fact they have dogs. Jill Biden. Yeah, I have dogs. Jill Biden is like giving you a waspy like New England. Yeah. Wearing like loafers and like a sweater. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Yeah. It's pretty fun. And as a teacher. And she's going to continue teaching at a community college. Yes. They're just. And at this point mean that we will this would be the final thing we don't know who's going to you know control congress that's going to come in georgia but really the truth is and this is just a fact the branches of government there's three branches of government um the executive branch the judicial judicial branch, and then the legislative, which is Congress. They're not equal.
Starting point is 00:55:06 They say they are, but they aren't. So if whoever owns Congress makes all the choices. That's who's running the country. If the Republicans keep Congress, then the Bidens and Kamala Harris are just going to be basically like the royal family. And you know what? That's still pretty fucking awesome because your daughter is still going to see. Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:23 You know? Yeah. I love it. That's true. So what were your thoughts on Marianne Williamson? Oh, Mr. President. Choose love, Mr. President.
Starting point is 00:55:36 You can't fight against Marianne Williamson's message. I loved it. What's there to fight against? Speaking of humanity. Choose love, be love, live in love, all of that stuff. She spoke about the environment, about nutrition. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Everything she said was true. I think she's right. I think she's kooky. I don't think, you know, when you watch, for me, watching any of them, and I liked a lot of what a lot of them had to say, can you imagine Marianne Williamson as the president? Can you really think about it? Maybe involved somehow. Yeah, in the administration. Oh, I can see her in the administration. We wanted her in some kind of like-
Starting point is 00:56:17 Spiritual advisement. Yes. Why isn't something like that? I think she still could be. I don't know. I mean, the Bidens are Catholic, so I don't know what they're going to do about that. But I do think that Marianne Williamson could potentially break ground in being or at least starting something within American government that isn't based in Christianity. Yeah. So or even any of the three religions. Right. Like, let's do something different. Let's do metaphysical, spiritual, whatever. And ultimately what she's doing is energy and love and humanity and people and kindness. And maybe it should be called like the kooky advisor. Mr. President,
Starting point is 00:56:54 let me tell you. Okay. Before we wrap this up though, in shenanigans, new true form, we are going to get through a couple reviews, but we're going to have our guests read them. So we're going to start with the negative review.
Starting point is 00:57:12 This has one star. The title is Authenticity. I haven't liked the way VPR has portrayed you, so I've been watching your YouTube and have been listening to your podcast to get a better opinion. Your gender reveal tease was kind of distasteful in my opinion. It seemed attention seeking and inauthentic. Remember the title is authenticity. So this is why she really values
Starting point is 00:57:35 that. You posted something about it to get responses and you plan to post again, the reveal to get responses. Why tease? Why not just wait until you were ready to reveal? Your castmates have been authentic with their audience. If you want to be private, then create a private page. Why wasn't this a review on my YouTube and on my podcast? I know. Stay off the, what's her name? Who's that from?
Starting point is 00:57:57 It doesn't say. It should say at the top. It says like, maybe. Oh, Bray78427. All right, Bray. Why is that on the podcast? That has nothing to do with my podcast. When you reveal, you shouldn't even do revealing.
Starting point is 00:58:11 And when you're revealing, maybe wait till you reveal. Oh, my God. And while you're revealing, possibly call someone to do a reveal. Because revealing should only be left to revelations. I mean... And ending it on a positive note. Who was positive? What's their name?
Starting point is 00:58:27 This is called Fish Lover 27. Oh, wow. Yes. Wowzo. First time reviewing any podcast. After hearing David Meltzer's interview, I felt compelled to leave a review. This is my first ever. interview, I felt compelled to leave a review. This is my first ever. What I love most about Sheena's podcast is the variance of depth in her guests and their respective topics.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Some are lighthearted, cheeky, and fun. Others will have you reaching for a Kleenex or cause you to pause and rethink your perspective. She's curious, humble, and in love with her life. And this comes across on her show. Thank you. Thank you, Sheena, for proving fantastic entertainment when it's needed more than ever. She's so authentic. That is a really nice review. Yay. Oh, I love that.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Thank you, fish lover. I mean, fish lover. I think we know what she wants to do with Sheena. Dear Diary, I don't know why I love Sheena so much. Fish and Sheena. I mean... I'm just going to take it for what it is. I'm not even going to comment on the negative one
Starting point is 00:59:33 because that's for my YouTube. Thank you guys so much for listening. If you want to hear more with Brandy and Julie, be sure to check out their podcast Dumb Gay Politics. Follow them both on Twitter. We've got Mr. Julie Goldman. At the Brandi Howard.
Starting point is 00:59:50 The Brandi Howard and Jamie Lynn 24 on Instagram. See you guys next week. Thanks for listening. Bye. Sheena Shea. Shea FK. Thanks for listening to Shenanigans with Sheena Shea. Download new episodes every week on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever gonna make you mine. Do you want it? Let me see you shake that. Do you need it?
Starting point is 01:00:25 Let me see you shake that. Do you want it? Let me see you shake that. Come and get it. Let me see you shake that. Step in the club, little black dress.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.