Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - From Justin to Tanya with Justin Sylvester and Tanya Rad

Episode Date: October 1, 2019

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Thank you for listening to this podcast one production available on Apple podcasts and podcast one From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea. We're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. What's up, guys?

We are back in studio at Podcast One. What's up, guys? We are back in studio at Podcast One. I have two people whose jobs I want to take one day or just join. Sitting across from me, Justin Sylvester. How are you? I am good. You can come on Daily Pop and host. I would love that. That is literally a dream job of mine. I've been putting it out in the atmosphere since college. I got my degree in broadcast journalism.

So doing this is is part of it, but I want to turn this into more of an on-camera. When's your birthday? May 7th. You know what? You premiere in January, don't you? Do we? I heard January or February.

That's word of the street. See, that's what I heard too, but we don't know anything official until a few weeks before. Okay, well, I will let... Come January, you can sit in that third seat the whole show and come in. Fun. And co-host.

Okay. I would love that. In. You're done. Yes. Wow. You have that much power? Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow. And the other voice here is Miss Tanya Rad. How are you? I'm good. Thanks for having me. Good. Thanks for being here. We love it.

Yes. Okay. So I've known Justin, I mean, how long now? Probably like 12 years oh my god since you guys first shot the first but it was before housewives i met you it was before housewives that we met because i was friends with kristen lacione okay is that okay and she used to work at sir yes so that's how i knew her and that's how you knew her oh and then she was the one was she on beverly hills nannies yes okay So that's how we met. But then we reconnected because I was working for Kyle when Vanderpump Rules started and

you guys started the show at Kyle's house, basically. That's right. Did you guys used to like romp around LA together? Yeah. I used to come all the time to Sir and he used to party. Yeah. He used to get away. Yeah.

Like back in the day, like this is like pre-vanderpump rules when i just like legitimately worked there had privacy wait how cute i didn't know that yeah we know a lot but the funny part about it is like if you put all the la reality shows like on the table yeah we have all kind of known each other oh totally for a long time yeah i feel so like i've only known you for a few months. It's crazy. I know. I've known the Prats for years.

I mean, same. I was on the Hills, like, season five back in the day. So it's like I've known all of them for so long and stayed in touch with a lot of them that I'm just like, can I hop on the Hills instead? You remember the girl that did? No, I love my job and I love our show. But it's like it would be fun to be able to do more than one show.

Yeah. You know, or do a crossover. Could you pop in? She could now. I mean, it is the same production company. Is it really? It is. Evolution.

Yeah. And aren't they getting rid of some of the cast members? Ooh, are they? Tell me. Who have you heard? Oh, I just... It's all hearsay, so... Oh, yeah.

I just read an article that was like, some are in, some are out, but it didn't give names. Ooh. Okay. I feel like they all are in. Let's say one had to be out. Who would you take out? I would take out Misha Barton. Wait, why?

Because she is like, I just feel like Misha Barton has a life outside of the show, and she is the newest newcomer that like is like the least involved in everything like you can't lose brandon lee no he's a cutie he's cute i like him he's cute but the thing with misha is i feel like she used to have a big life out of the show but now she doesn't it seems like you know she's trying to get that back like she's trying to get back into acting she's disconnected from her family so i feel like i don't know maybe she doesn't have a ton going on outside of this. I feel bad saying that, but I mean, that's just what we've seen on the show. I can only go based off what is shown.

For sure. But I know don't judge someone based on an edit on a reality show. Right. Oh, no, no. You cannot. And I've always loved her since the OC. So it is cool to see her on TV again. But it was kind of weird because she was never on the hills.

It's not Laguna Beach. There's no OC tie. It was just like, man, Misha Barton's friends with everybody. Hey, Misha Barton. But I will say this. I think that Misha Barton being on the hills kind of opened everyone's eyes to not believe everything you read in the media. Because if you read everything in the media, you thought Misha Barton was destitute with no teeth, like running around, like living in a U-Haul.

And that wasn't the truth. Like now seeing Misha Barton on camera, seeing that she has her full mind, that she is a smart young lady, that she's still beautiful and still is a presence. I feel like that's going to give Misha Barton a second run in Hollywood. I hope so.

I always love to see a good comeback. Tanya's face is like, what? Let's just hope Misha Barton's time on the hills is better than Lindsay Lohan's time on the show that was already canceled. You weren't a fan. I was a fan of my friend Kayla on the show. What was that show even called? Vanderpump Rules Grease. What was it really called?

Vanderpump Rules Grease. Lohan really called? Vanderpump Rules Grease. Low Hands Beach Club. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Trying to be Vanderpump Rules Grease. Low Hands Beach Club. I have a soft spot for her, though. See, and that's the thing.

I've never met her. I've been a fan of her since I was a child. Same. But when that show got casted and they started shooting, they were just shitting on us and talking so much shit about our show and I'm like you guys are literally copying the formula Lindsay Lohan has literally made it clear that she wants to

be like Elisa Vanderpump it's not like an insult it's a compliment you know like flattery or imitation is the biggest form of flattery but they just I saw some interviews that some of the cast did and the way lindsey treated my friend kayla who was one of my dearest and closest friends i just i don't

know kind of made me lose some respect for her um but kayla can be a shit i mean she can definitely stir the pot so i get it but i've heard kayla's entire story and I'm like, yeah. It's crazy how the cast has this mutiny moment against the boss at some point. Yeah. Because I feel like you guys kind of sort of had that last year with Lisa where it was a little like, you heard Ariana say her side, Stassi kind of

said her side. You guys all kind of sort of started getting a little real about Lisa last year. But at the end of the day, Lisa Vanderpump is always right, and everyone needs to know that. Yeah. Ooh. So that is one woman you do not try and argue with

because she's always right. And even when there's this one thing about her that she's done this summer, and I'm like, I love you, Lisa. I love you like a second mother. But it drives me crazy when she tells me how I feel. That eventually I'm just like love you Lisa I love you like a second mother but it drives me crazy when she tells me how I feel that eventually I'm just like yep you're right sure yeah because I'm just like there's no winning it's gonna be she's right so I'm just like you know what yeah

actually I do feel a little bit that way and then I just surrender to myself that I feel that way because yeah it's just easier I had the most awkward run-in with her the other day. What happened? Because I've known her for 11 years, and she's always been very nice to me, and we have never had an issue. Even when she and Kyle were having issues in the past, she's never, ever been weird to me or anything.

Oh, that's nice. It was always very nice. I always stayed out of it because at the end of the day, that's not my life. Kyle is my best friend, but she's a big girl. She can handle her own things. But I guess she was upset about some of the things that I

did the goodbye Kyle thing, which I thought was really funny. Like, Chris Jenner did it. Kyle did it. Like, a lot. Lisa Rinna got involved in it. It was a funny moment because if anyone knows, Lisa Vanderpump will make a joke and imitate anyone in the world she's done it with every cast member on the show but when it came to her i think she

was a little upset about it so when i passed by her like a week or two weeks ago coming out of pump i like went to give her a hug and tell her hi and she was like not today like no no and i was like oh girl and i get it like this is a fresh fight in your life i totally understand it but i've never really i didn't expect her to be super warm but i didn't expect her to be as cold as she was i mean you didn't do anything so it's just i guess you know guilty by association guilty by association i's so messed up though I know I'm not into that I can't

no and I think the next time like she and I run into each other maybe it might be better and I've even she could have just been having a bad day you know yeah

something could have just happened with her staff or the kitchen or yeah you never know you never know I hope

yeah we'll see I live around the corner I mean I'm gonna run into her ass sometimes wow I fucking love that lobster salad over there too god damn it yeah I'm going to run into her ass sometimes. Wow. I fucking love that lobster salad over there, too.

God damn it. Yeah. I'm like so not in the reality. Like when you guys are like talking about it, I'm like, I'm so not in the world. Don't get sucked in, Tanya. I'm not in it. I'm just not. Do you watch any reality TV?

Yeah, of course. Of course I watch it. I'm just not like in it. Yeah. I couldn't do it. I couldn't. It takes a strong person to be on reality TV. It also takes someone who, and correct me if I'm wrong,

you have to have a sense of self because not only are your cast members trying to tear your ass apart, but then the world comes and tears your ass apart six months later, so you almost have to know yourself before you walk in. And you also have to be willing to surrender yourself to the fact that this is part entertainment. And you have to sort of bring it. You know what I mean?

You might not want to call Kristen out every other day or have a hard conversation with James. But for reality TV, you have to have that conversation. And that's the thing with my, I'm going to say an air quotes, character on the show, it's like you see a version of me. You don't see all of me.

And anyone who knows me, like I really am a lot cooler in person than I seem on the show. And it's like the people closest to me know that. But I'm like, you know what? We're building storylines. We're building a television show for entertainment. And if me being the annoying, thirsty-looking wannabe pop star is entertaining television, then whatever. I still have a job. So, you know, it is what it is.

But it took me many, many seasons to kind of accept that I can kind of be the joke of the show sometimes. But I'm like, you know what? If I'm entertaining people, I'm doing my job in whatever way that may be. But how long did it take you to get there? Like seven years? I have to say, because I've watched some reunions, and I'm like, does Sheena not understand what's happening right now? Like, do not sit on that couch, Sheena.

You cannot handle this right now. Yeah. But you finally got it. Yeah. I mean, I think being in the relationship with Shea for so long, I started the show with him. And so I was very comfortable just in that sense. But the second that relationship ended and I was kind of on my own for a few, but then there was Rob.

It just it changed the way I looked at things. And then seeing the show back that season, I was living in Vegas. I was headlining a show out there. show back that season I was living in Vegas I was headlining a show out there I literally had to delete social media from my phone completely for six months because I was in such a bad head space just not only like do you see what the world says about you on social media but I'm also seeing things that my now ex-boyfriend said about me on the show things that people who I think are my best friends are saying about me in interviews and And it was just like, it was hard. I'm like going on stage every night and I'm just like, I'm not in the best headspace.

I'm like every little break that we had where I'm doing a costume change, I'm like checking Twitter and I was like this. Like I got to just delete it. My sister kept me active on it. So nobody knew I was ever like absent. The only show that I would ever would have ever considered doing was The Bachelor. The only show that I would have ever considered doing was The Bachelor, but I think it was the year that I was going to do it, I didn't like The Bachelor that they had picked. Who was it?

I'm not going to like. Say it. Tanya, say it. Say it. I don't like all of them. Say it, Tanya. I'm going to tell you the ones I don't like. Nick Vowell.

Oh. I like all The Bachelors. See, I ended up, I didn't like nick the first like two seasons he was on but then after bachelor in paradise i think that was his third time yeah i liked him yeah but when he was on what was the andy and caitlin season yeah i was just like and then i met him in person several times and i'm still like yeah now it's like i liked him on bachelor in paradise but in, he's kind of blah. I just, and I think I would do it

if I could be the Bachelorette. But, like, they don't just pick a rogue person. You have to, like, go through the process. Yeah. I was like, I just, I know myself. I cannot date someone that's, like, dating multiple people at once. No.

In front of your face. It would, I know that there's, like, this, like, sisterhood that they develop. Like, I know. Like, Becca's one of my best friends. Yeah.. I know that there's this sisterhood that they develop. I know. Becca's one of my best friends. And I know that friendships do form, but I'm so like I just could never. No, after that windmill?

After that windmill this season got more action than me all year? Yeah. No, I would flip out. But that's why they couldn't have a gay bachelor. Because you know. They need to. They need to have a gay bachelor. They need to have a black bachelor. How has ABC not done this yet? You might get the black bachelor before you get a gay bachelor? They need to. They need to have a gay bachelor. They need to have a black bachelor. How has ABC not done this yet?

You might get the black bachelor before you get the gay bachelor. Well, we didn't because we thought we were going to get Mike and now it's Kyla P. I wanted it to be Mike. I think he would have been fantastic, but he's dating Demi Lovato.

Mike's so hot. Yes, he's... Mike is fine. He's so good looking. He's tall. He's nice. I met him last weekend and I was like, whoa. You got it last. He's nice. I met him last weekend and I was like, whoa.

You got it last weekend? No, I just met him last weekend. You got it last weekend? Wow. You are so handsome. It's kind of mesmerizing. It's crazy. Yeah.

Totally. I don't know why. Did they say why they didn't go with him? Well, I think they really wanted to go with Tyler. But then after the final rose, him and Hannah decided to go on a date so abc was probably like fuck we were banking on him to be the next bachelor then that doesn't work out he's with gg hadid so then they're like shoot okay do we do mike do we do pete pete has a bigger following pete's white i think that's why they chose pete i mean it's just like middle america you know it's like they always have the same thing

and it's like i think rachel lindsey season was on like the lower end but it's like it's not necessarily because she's black maybe it's because she just wasn't as entertaining or crazy as some of the other ones like i hate when they try and make it about something that it shouldn't be about totally and with mike i felt like if you did a poll like he would have won for sure but like he would have won the popular vote but then it would have ended up being Pete. Yeah, but what they should have did was they should have spiced that shit up and said, you know what? For the first time in history,

we're going to have two bachelors. Wait, like they did with the two girls. Remember when they did it with two girls and they were like, the guys get to pick which one they want. Yes. Oh my gosh. Like they should have did that. Genius. Let me tell you what they also need to do. ABC, y'all need to call my ass because I said this on camera too. Y'all need to move all 25 of those girls to New York in a small ass apartment and watch

the shit go down. Change the city. Change the format. Get Michael Strahan single ass because he already got a motherfucking contract with ABC Disney and let them date in New York. New York would spice it up. You wouldn't have the space you would have. But the reason why the real world worked so good

was because you were confined in a 1,200 square foot apartment with 12 people. Wait, they totally should have had two bachelors and then let the girls pick. That would have been so good. That would have been amazing. ABC, you guys fucked up. And you only win if you guys pick. It would have been the bomb. They did it with the two girls.

And then you know what? If the girl is there for Mike and Pete's picked if she doesn't want to see if she could develop some of Pete bye then you leave because that's not why you were there they should have done that he dropped the ball somebody wasn't thinking outside the box or it could have been

that Mike developed a connection with Demi Lovato before they made their final decision. And they're like, well, our last and only option is Pete. Sheena? I mean, love Pete. I haven't met him, but he's good friends with my friend Devin, who was on the season as well.

So I've heard nothing but good things about him. But I would have liked to see Mike over Pete, personally. Was Pete the one in the windmill? Yes. Damn! You know what? I would go for Pete. Yeah.

If she had to go back four times, that means it was bumping. He's got stamina. Mike didn't get that far. He could fly for hours. Mike didn't get that far. Well, Mike obviously didn't have the charisma. He got to like six or seven, though. He was top ten.

Yeah, for sure. PR was like, you better keep Mike around. We need one black kid. You're going to have to sauce it up and be that girl. Right? I mean, did you guys watch Unreal? Yes. I watched the first season.

Okay, so the first season was the best season. But it's like, they will say forever that it's like, oh, it's nothing like that. I'm like, I think it is. Yeah. I really think it is. I think there's obviously, it's a television show. For entertainment, you have to have that dun-dun-dun. It's the final rose.

Who's going to get it? Like, you know they tell you what order to pick it in. Yeah. Same as they probably say, like, okay, well, if you're not crazy about any four of these guys, we're recommending you keep these two. Right, right, right. Because they're good on the show. Yeah.

You know, like, Demi, who was on Bachelor in Paradise, like, she was great on the show. She was entertaining. She was annoying, but she was entertaining was entertaining so it's like whether they had a real connection or not I'm sure they're like you gotta keep this girl around like and Crystal and like yeah it's crazy I think I could be the Bachelor

you for sure could be the Bachelor or I would want to be the friend like I would want my gay friend to be on the Bachelor and then I would just want to be like the hidden guy would want my gay friend to be on The Bachelor. And then I would just want to be the hidden guy in the house spying. They don't have that. They did last season. They did?

Yeah. They had Demi and one of the other girls sitting in the van watching. Yeah. I'd be the spy. Ooh. That's what I would do. No, you should be the actual Bachelor. No, I can't do it. I have a short attention span.

And I'm in bed by 8.15 every night. What? Wait, what time do you have to get up for work every day? 5.45. Every day? Gina, sometimes when I get to work.

Maybe I take back what I said. Wait, how do you date? I find people who are either in their 60s or who work odd hours as me. And I cook with a secret ingredient called Lunesta so everyone is tired at 8 o'clock.

It's the same thing. Whenever I get asked out to dinner, they're like, okay, we're going to go at 8. And I'm like, oh. I'm always like, happy hour, happy hour. Happy hour. Wow. I'm like practically REM cycle by 8.30.

See, even on like reunion days when I have to be up at like 5 a.m for hair and makeup i still can't get to bed before one or two oh i know some cbd guru i mean all weekend i was still up at 5 45 that granted i was at a music festival life is beautiful but my body just i think just working in nightlife and going out and partying for so many years i just i can't shut down before like 2 a.m yeah have you ever seen um well haven't seen it yet because it didn't come out, but Judy with Renee Zellweger? No.

You have to see it. She is also an insomniac for purposes. I can't, I don't want to give up the way of the story, but I'm going to say this. It's one of the best movies out there right now. And I think it's going to be the most interesting biopic that's going to hit the Oscar stage. Ooh. Because the story is raw,

it's unbelievable, and it's nothing like The Yellow Brick Road like you thought it was going to be. Wait, how'd you see it? I ended up getting invited by Renee's people

to see the movie because I was like, I'm so, no, because I talk about it on my show how I'm obsessed with the Judy Garland story and I love a biopic

and I get so nervous like if they mess it up and I saw this and it was Is it biopic? Biopic, biopic. Oh, it's like Tomato Tomato? Oh, wow, okay. Way to go, Tanya. Give me a fucking English lesson on Sheena Spikas. Biopic?

I've never heard anybody call it that before. I was like, am I missing something? Yeah, you're missing a few things. That's true. I'm missing a lot of things, to be honest. Y'all should call it that before. I was like, am I missing something? Yeah, you're missing a few things. That's true. I'm missing a lot of things. Just to be honest. Y'all should see it. Awesome. I just actually learned a new word, running lines, with a friend of mine.

He had a screen test for General Hospital the other night. Find out today if he gets it or not. So I was running lines with him, and I get to this word, and I'm like, eh. And it was pragmatist. But I was like, pragmatist? I'm like, I it was pragmatist. But I was like, pragmatist. I'm like, I don't know what that is. And I'm like, so I don't know how to say it in this sentence. But I guess it's someone who kind of just takes the easy way out.

And what's that? How do you pronounce it? Pragmatist. Pragmatist. You know what that is? Yeah. Pragmatist. Pragmatist.

I'm going to use that. Yeah. I love learning new words. I hope you use it wrong on the radio when I'm going to work and I hear it. God, I just got this thing and it's a pragmatist. This guy's such a pragmatist. Can't wait. Okay, so

speaking of radio, I want to talk about your show. So you and Becca Tilly have a podcast together. You guys won the People's Choice Award last year. That was so exciting. We want to make it a two-peat because we're nominated again this year. That's what I was going to say. Congrats on your

second nom. Thank you. Yeah. It's just kind of awesome when you're the least famous people on the entire nominee list and then they're like, you won. We were like Did you get up and get an award? No. So ours wasn't like televised i hate i hate that right the best part is is like the lady gang was also in the top i

think it was like the top three or something so we're all sitting at a table together and so the award show's over everybody like leaves and they don't air our thing and so we're like who won like we all kind of like looking around we're like we don't know We all kind of were looking around. We were like, we don't know. We start walking to our car. I get a call from Kelty Knight from the Lady Gang. And she's like, congrats, you guys won. And we're like, what? They didn't even announce your name during commercial? That's messed up. They should have at least done it on the red carpet before or something.

It was so wild. But we were still freaking out. We were like, this is kind of major. That's so cool. Who runs that award show? It's E. We don't care because we got the award. It's sitting nice in my house.

Look at it every day. But no one knows. We're nominated every year. We just never win. You win with the ratings. I mean, whatever. I mean, it's not like I'm personally nominated losing. It's all of us losing together. Totally. We're just not winning. We're not losing. We're just not winning. But I was like, i think we were kind of like we're up against oprah like let's freaking

go for this so like we really campaigned hard like we would send people videos that like max out their votes and stuff like we went like hard last year that is insane yeah um are they gonna let you film in your new digs this year or do you guys have to live in the one bedroom apartment that you've been living in for seven years? You will see everyone's houses except mine. I always thought that was really weird. By the way, I've known Tom for 12 years because he was best friends and roommates with a friend of mine who lived in that place with him.

Oh, really? Tom Sandoval has some good asthma and control. Oh, my God. They paint him to get the fuck out of their house. I'm telling you. That's how long he's been in there. Yeah, no, he's had that apartment for like 12 years. 12 years. And I'm like, dude, you guys have got to move. Like, y'all have

got to move. I always wonder, is it production that says that you have to live this life? No, it was just budgeting our money in the right way to be able to afford a down payment on a house in los angeles yeah yeah so i mean up until the past like two years i mean none of us have really been able to afford to buy a house everyone kind of started with the cars and then the vacations yeah and

then came the houses this year but it was like once one person like i started looking last year when i was living in vegas and i was thinking about it, and I'm like, okay, well, if I'm doing this for, like, tax purposes, I make the majority of my income in California. So buying a house in Nevada isn't going to save me on California state tax. I don't want to buy a house, no offense, in the Valley and live in it by myself as a single girl. I have a dope two-bedroom, two-bathroom apartment.

My deck is literally two of these rooms on the marina, right in the water. Like, on the water, in the mar on the marina right in the water like on the water in the marina it's not in the water but it's beautiful and it's like it's a great place to live as a single girl last night i just walked down and met robbie and my friend jake at the beach for sunset and just like smoked a joint played with the dog it was like just so chill i'm like i it's one of my favorite things to do. I love doing it. That is amazing.

But I didn't want to live in the Valley. Should we move? Yeah. And I love the Valley. Don't get me wrong. But as a girl growing up in Southern California in the Valley, that's just not somewhere I want to live single. Totally.

Let's get ready to rumble. No, it's true. It's like I walk around and it's like people with like their strollers. I'm like, oh, they're live single. Totally. Let's get ready to rumble. No, it's true. It's like I walk around and it's like people with like their strollers. I'm like, oh, they're so cute. Yeah. Like these young couples.

And I'm like, hi. Yeah, not for me. So I bought a house in Palm Springs, but I am under a very strict HOA. Okay, we get it, Sheena. You're rich now.

No, I'm not rich. Vanderpump gave you bitches a raise. Not rich. That's all of my money is on the house in Palm Springs. Vanderpump gave you bitches a raise. Not rich. All of my money is on the house in Palm Springs. I need you to negotiate. That's awesome, though.

Currently seeking more employment. Just kidding. Not really. But anyway, so yeah, you will see all the new houses except mine. But I post mine a lot. And I want to still do. I'm almost done decorating the front room I have been so lazy with. But the second it's fully done, which will be 100% before Thanksgiving. So we're doing a big Friendsgiving there.

Oh, fun. I want to do a house tour and put up a YouTube video and just show everyone. Because you won't get to see it on the show. Oh. Yeah. But OK. Back to your show. Where did you get the name scrubbing in we're just

obsessed with Grey's Anatomy okay yeah so basically either of you go to like med school no we're like really trying to be extras on the show though that's like one of our main goals and I feel like we're a step further because Grey's Anatomy sent us like cupcakes uh-huh like celebration of the new season no way I know this week. So excited. Yeah. I feel like we're one step closer because their Instagram knows about us.

Damn. So we're one step closer to being extras on the set. Nice. You know where I got my SAG card from, right? Grey's Anatomy? No way. I was an orderly on Grey's Anatomy and on Private Practice.

Wait, what season? Oh, my God. I know them all. I've never missed an episode of either of those shows i was literally mopping in the background or i don't know why they kept on making me an artery but that's how i got my that's all we want like we're like we will be like a patient x sitting in the like emergency room like we don't need lines we just want to like be in an episode that would be fun like on the set of one of your favorite shows just to

watch it live in action sad the sad thing is like the entire cast like fully is like aware like they know us because we're like the creeps that show up in like scrubs to everything yeah so it's like

we would just fit right in love that you should have put me in these in a scrubs bedazzled being bedazzled but they were scrubs

yeah who was your favorite character on that show Danny Duquette he's dead yeah he was dead for like 10 seasons's dead yeah he was dead for like 10 seasons

truthfully though he's like my favorite I loved him on the show I was watching P.S. I Love You yesterday when I was at Dry Bar and he's in that

like that I mean there's nobody better than Danny yeah they're really like are you calculating

this money Sheena got two houses and she can get blow dry on a Tuesday on a Tuesday hold on I'm on the wrong motherfucking show you can go and she didn't get blow-dried? On a Tuesday. On a Tuesday? Hold on. I'm on the wrong motherfucking show.

You can go and donate money to the blow-dry bar on a Tuesday, Sheena? To go to the beach? To watch the sunset? With your boy? Uh-uh, Sheena. No. First of all, I was just coming back from Life is Beautiful. I had a lot of fun. And she went to a three-day festival.

That was free. That was all free. All right. I paid for the hotel room. I did not to a three-day festival. That was free. That was all free. I paid for the hotel room. I did not pay for the amazing tickets. Sheena got budget. So thank you to Life is Beautiful Festival for hooking it up. I did not pay for that. No, but I don't even remember what I was going to say.

Sheena got budget. That's what I wanted to say. Sheena got budget. Oh, Drybar. No. So I'm very lazy when it comes to washing my hair. I don't want to dry it out. I'm like a once-a-week wash girl.

Oh, I need to do that. At Drybar, they have a membership program where it's $85 a month, but you get two blowouts, and then you can do dry styling and other things. You get discounts on products and everything. So for me, someone who's very lazy in washing and styling their hair, it's worth $85 a month for me. Yeah. I get it.

Only two blow dries, though? But honestly, like, I have seven right now that have rolled over because I haven't used them. Oh, nice. It's like I travel so much, but also they do have dry bars everywhere. Everywhere. But, like, I'll go just to get braids or sometimes, like, yesterday I just went for a blowout because I had so much product. I still had glitter in my hair. I had had braids one night.

I was like, I don't want to even just wash and brush. I was like, I'm going to Drybar. And then they're like, you still have seven. I was like, wow, I haven't been here in a while. So I need to use those. The rollovers. Yes. I love that they roll over.

I would have never joined the program if they didn't because there are some months where I'll forget that Dry Bar exists. And then there's some months where I'll go like twice in a week. But it's different every month. So they pay very bad hours? Yeah. Okay, so the Emmys were last week. I heard that they were, I didn't watch them because

life is beautiful, but I heard it was like an all-time low with the ratings. I mean, I think it was a low from last year because if you remember last year, the Emmys weren't on Monday. They moved into Monday because of Sunday Night Football. Yes. People like their football. Yeah.

Fantasy football is like a big deal. And I don't think it was a low because of the broadcast itself because I feel like there was such amazing shows involved and there were so many like succession and people who love Fleabag there was all these moments for these fans so I just think it was because it moved from Sunday to Monday okay that was my next question is why do you think that the ratings dropped I'm like the worst of sports don't they have Monday night football they have Monday Thursday night football so like when and saturday college football football is fucking up my whole like i know like my whole booty call schedule because now monday thursdays and sundays don't work literally tuesday and wednesdays are the only days there's like no football because even on fridays you have high school football so if you have like kids you're

going to the high school football games on fridays i thought you said tuesday and wednesdays are the only days i have sex like i literally thought that you had like a strict rule at your house because of Monday Night Football. Oh, no. I'll have sex while watching the game, okay? I'm not going to miss the game to have sex. But yeah, I was like, I just don't understand this football thing. But it's a thing. It's a thing.

Yeah, I'm a season ticket holder for the Chargers. I'm obsessed with football. I'm literally... Calculate that in. Sheena a season ticket holder for the Chargers. I'm obsessed with football. I'm literally... Calculate that in. Sheena got season tickets for the fucking Chargers. Season tickets, blow dry bar, house in Palm Springs, house in Marina. Fancy hotel at life is beautiful.

It was not fancy. It was the golden fucking nugget, alright? But I do love the golden nugget. Will, you're gonna take that out, because we are not gonna, you are gonna take out golden nugget. We are not letting going to take that out. Because we are not going to. You are going to take out golden nugget. We are not letting Sheena go down like that. Oh, no. Sheena cannot be shouting out the golden nugget like it's fucking encore.

Hey, we love the golden nugget. If you watched season two of Vanderpump Rules, you know how much we love the golden nugget. Breaking news. Sheena Marie dies of MRSA from the golden nugget. Justin's just trying to flirt with you. It's working. What's laughing? Well, if you want to add in, I also have two cars.

Oh! Neat, neat. Hold on, hold on. Tell me the cars. One of those cars I have had since 2009. What is it? It's 10 years old. It's a 370Z.

I love that car. It only has 51,000 miles on it. The Nissan, the convertible. It's not a convertible. Okay, that car. It only has 51,000 miles on it. The Nissan, the convertible. It's not a convertible. Okay, and what's the other one you have? And the other one, three years ago, I bought myself a divorce present, and that was a Ford Explorer Sport that I matted out and put wheels on because I didn't want to waste money on a Range Rover.

I had a lot of people talking me out of that. Smart. And I drove the Ford Explorer Sport, and I just fell in love with it. Smart. I love Ford. Yeah, I love Ford. Ford's got some in love with it. Smart. I love Ford. Yeah. I love Ford. Ford's got some good stuff in it.

Beyond. It's crazy. The interiors are insane. I'm so mad about myself for buying that BMW. Yeah, you should be. I got it for free, though. I have a Nissan and a Ford, and you're talking shit, and you have a BMW? Yeah.

I got it for free. She and I got it for free. BMW sent me a car for free. Oh, okay. But it's nice, because I have the SUV with the third row, but then I have a two-seater. So it's like when I'm just driving around the beach and doing errands, I take my car because it's way easier to park. Right, right, right.

But if we want to go to Vegas or Palm Springs, do a little road trip, I can put everyone in my car. Put everyone in my jet. In my second car. That's Lala's form of transportation. Y'all are really... I'm so mad at her right now. Why? Because she's winning. Because she's what? Because she's'all are really, I'm so mad at her right now. Why?

Because she's winning. Because she's what? Because she's winning? So why does that make you mad at her? I'm just mad because I want to win too. You're winning? You've got a lot going for you. Yeah.

I have a man. I have a man that jets me around everywhere. You don't need a man. Yeah. I do. No, we don't need one. You're a modern woman. Yeah, that's the thing.

You'd like one. You'd maybe want one. You don't need one. There's a difference. There is a difference. I know. It gets a modern woman. Yeah, that's the thing. You'd like one. You'd maybe want one. You don't need one. There's a difference. There is a difference. I know. It gets a little lonely at 8.15 at night. Not really.

No. What? Get a cat. I could not see you with a cat. Will you like cats? So, before the show, Justin and Tanya were flirting with my podcast producer will who's looking extra sharp today so that's why justin keeps going around we were coming in you don't have headphones on so i can say whatever you know what if like let's say you were coming into my show and i knew we

had a hot producer which we do we have two hot producers i would have been like sheena come here and makeup ready girl because we have this single producer but you know what if someone doesn't like me dressed down no hair and makeup then that's not someone i want to date that's right girl fuck that you could have threw me a bone i would have dressed up you can come see me at sir on the bar wednesday nights dressed up hair and makeup ready shaking my ass you know what's crazy though i do have to have to say that like I went to work one day and I literally have never looked worse in my life. Like I had gone away for the weekend.

So I was like drinking and eating all weekend. Never felt puffier. Got out. Really got off the plane. No makeup on. Like my hair was like greasy. Literally met a guy that I started dating like that day. Stop.

See? You never know. And he was hot. And Becca was like, I feel like he was flirting with you. I was he was hot and becca was like i feel like he was flirting with you i was like there's no chance that guy was babetown and i look like i look so gnarly like i probably have like all these zits on my face like just no like it was were you wearing sunglasses no i was just like no sunglasses no sunglasses so you weren't even trying to be incognito no well you know next time if you have a day like that and you need some sunglasses, you should check out Preve Reveau.

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Wait, why can't you do much on the weekends? Let's reverse for a second. I finally get her on Sunday. Wait, that's crazy. Yeah. Have you ever met her? No. Are you freaking out? No, because I ride hard for her. I stand for her a lot.

Even when shit was going left with everything, with the divorce and stuff, I kind of sort of saw her side more than anybody else. And I was okay to vocalize that even though people thought I was wrong, but I kind of ride for her. I have like a little love for her.

I think people misunderstand strong women sometimes. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like people really do misunderstand strong women. And I've said this on my show. I don't know. I don't have kids. I've been a nanny before.

I have, you know, nieces and nephews that live in Los Angeles. And I feel like if I felt like my kids were at any point in harm's way, I don't care if it was a mistake or whatever, I don't know how I would react. That's all I'm going to say. Right, right. I would be Khaleesi and fucking Game of Thrones. Yeah, Wade is so excited for you.

That's awesome. Yes, I'm so excited. Are you nervous? No, not at all. No, interesting. And Michelle Pfeiffer. Ooh, that's incredible. Good for you.

But, you know, I'm okay with them because, you know, I feel like there's a white lady that lives inside of me, so she just comes out. Claudia. Claudia just comes out. Why don't you do things on the weekends? Because I work at 530 in the morning. So then weekends you should, like, no? I'm getting 14 hours minimum.30 in the morning. So then weekends you should like, no? I'm getting 14 hours, minimum. Wow.

Saturday morning. So you can just train your body to sleep as much as you need it to? I mean, yes. I mean, I take a few supplements. Use a little CBD. Use a little CBD on the weekends. CBD. I'm also like, I will go to bed on a Saturday at like 8.30 or like on Friday at like 8.39.

I will go to bed on a Saturday at 8.30 or on Friday at 8.39. I'll wake up at 7, 8, go for a workout, wear myself out, get home at 12, and go back to bed and watch Lifetime all day. Wow. I feel like maybe I need to do that. I work really early five days a week, too. But then on the weekends, I try and jam-pack all my activity. And I'm like, this is when I see my friends. So I wake up, I work out, and I go to brunch with somebody. Then I go to dinner and then I like do all the things. And then by Sunday, I'm like exhausted. If I can't do it in a robe on Sunday, I'm not

doing it. Really? So like, if you're not coming to my house, I'm not going to your house in pajamas. I'm not doing it. Like it's not happening for me. I don't go there. That's probably really smart, though. Or if I do do something, it's friday but normally what i do and this is i'm not saying do this out there people i start friday at like two o'clock when i get off of work and i just go and then that's where i get a little kooky kooky wow i might try that this weekend actually i can't next weekend you just yeah next weekend i'm gonna try and just like sleep yeah be lazy as like literally put the ac on 71. Like Postmates things so you can have surrounding use so you don't have to get up. Yeah.

If I could have a bucket on the side, I would just pee in a bucket. Wow. I'm so lazy on Sunday. Wait, this is so exciting. What a thrill. I literally go to the gym, go to church, come home, and I do not move. Wow. Like I'm on house arrest.

I feel like Felicity Huffman on Sunday. Let's talk about Felicity Huffman. That was actually one of the things I wanted to ask you guys about. So, okay, thoughts on the whole issue in general, but on her sentencing, do you think that was fair? And what do you think about Lori Lough I knew who cheated on the SAT or the ACT, whose doctors wrote them illegal or wrongful letters to say they needed more time, are people who had other people take their tests. Even in college, taking a standardized test, people would cheat on that as well.

their tests even in college taking a standardized test people would cheat on that as well if an 18 year old would do that no one would say send them to jail for two weeks we would just expel them from college and bar them from going to any state-funded school yeah so i don't understand because she's in her 40s that she should go to jail for two weeks because if you had did it before you went to college no one would expect you on a criminal trial. Yeah, but I feel like they needed to set an example. For what? For cheating on a standardized test? Yeah.

They can't just let that go. But you can't send it to jail either. It's against the law. To cheat in a college exam. Well, they were bribing. Yeah. She paid $15,000 to have her daughter's SAT scores changed. I just think if you do something in a school, it should be handled by the school. I just don't know why we want big

government involved in these things. I think if you're lying about a charity, yes, you should definitely go to trial and let your jury of peers figure this whole thing out. But paying somebody $15,000 to take a test, in my opinion, should be handled by the college. I mean, Lori Loughlin paid what? Was it a half a million? No, she is like... I mean... That's insane.

I like that Felicity Huffman kind of was just like, it was like, look, we did this. So yeah, I'm going to take what you're going to give me. I like that she did that. I feel likeori's probably like freaking out because like i don't know if she's gonna win like i almost feel like she's probably like we should have just admitted it i don't think so i mean you think she's gonna win i think in a court of law you either have to say something is black or it's white. And if there's any gray area, if there's one juror or two jurors that's like, this is not for the court of law.

This is not for the federal courts. I feel like it's going to get thrown out. And I honestly think there's going to be one or two people on that jury that's going to think, A, I'm a mother and I would have done that for my child as well because I know other people are doing it. Or B, why are we wasting my fucking day sitting in this courtroom talking about something that should have been handed on a college level? Because it's not right. It's not right. A lot of things are not right. Well, that doesn't mean that they should just be like thrown on the wayside.

You are absolutely right. But you can't also convict somebody for something that has nothing to do with the government. That's the part I don't get. If you let big government get involved in college scandals. The government is college. The government is not college. Some colleges. Some colleges.

But the government gives colleges the right to govern themselves. Well, guess what? They're not doing a good job. So, Tanya, let me ask you this question. What? If you had a daughter and you found out that your daughter paid somebody $500 to take an SAT exam for her and turned it in, you would be okay with your daughter taking two weeks, going to jail for two weeks? No.

I think, no, no, no. I think it's different when it's a child. No, no, 18. You're either an adult or you're a minor. Okay. But I do think it's different when it's a child versus a parent paying their child away. I think there's a difference. You can't say, okay, we're going to follow the law and say minor and adult and then say, but you're a super adult, so you need to be super punished.

I don't know. I just feel like this has been going on for so long. So long. I know. And it's not like these are the first people to have done this. I know this has been going on, but it's like it needs to be corrected. All right. Let me ask you a question. There are also schools in in L.A. that are government funded, like primary schools and sorry.

Like Cal State schools. Not Cal State schools. There are pre-K, pre-K and kindergarten schools that are partially government funded. You don't think that those parents are donating money to the school before their kids are even getting there. Right, right, right. Is that not a bribe? I get what you're saying. Should the government come in and regulate that as well?

No, because there are – I know. I get there's a gray area with, like, people, like, buying – you know, I'm going to buy a hall and donate my money to buy a hall. I get it. But there's a difference, I think. What's the difference? Donating something to a school versus giving some person $15,000 to put my child on a rowing team to get her into a school. I think a bribe is a bribe.

I'm talking about Felicity Huffman. I think a bribe is a bribe. I think you're wrong. So, moving on. Let's talk about is it a PR stunt or is it real?

Camila, Camilla, what is it, Camilla? Is that how we say it? Camila. Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes.

I saw them in the club in Miami and I wasn't going to say this, but they were like literally sucking each other's throats out. Really? No cameras.

I was like, whoa. It was uncomfortable. And I thought it was a PR stunt until I saw that shit. Really? Yes. Okay, because I saw them, I think it's called Petit Taqueria or something, somewhere right there on La Cienega, 40 Love, right next to Petit. Oh, cute. Yeah, I saw them both there, but they weren't all overienega, 40 Love, right next to Petite. Oh, cute! Yeah, I saw them

both there, but they weren't like all over each other, but they were both there. It was after whatever award show he had just performed at. Wait, was it his show at Staples Center? Yes, it was that. I was supposed to be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it was that night. Guess what? Grandma had to go to bed. Yeah, but at first I didn't see her, and it was so funny. So one of my friends thought that we

were at the karaoke place, or maybe 40 Love has karaoke. I don't know. It was my first first time there so she goes up to this tall guy taps him on the shoulder she's like excuse me sir do you know where the karaoke room is he turns around it's freaking sean mendez and i was like he doesn't work here this is his party and then she's like oh he's cute is he single i'm like no that's sean mendez like i think he's dating camila cabello cabello but i um they like weren't all over each other so i was like is it real is it not i don't know i think it's real i think it's real too i think they're adorable together and they make great music together but i don't know it's fake don't you i think it's real you think it's fake you

told me in the bathroom earlier that you're so was fake. You're so full of it. He always puts words in my mouth. I think it's real. I've known both of them for a really long time, and I know she's like – but when they did their first song together, I feel like she was in love with him. He's just so cute. I would hate to see him just like get wiped up already. They're so young. They're so young.

They're so wiped up. She's the type that she will get it. She knows what she wants. But I feel like she's also like, her career's like peaking. She's getting so much work and everything right now. I feel like she would want to keep that going for a while while she's hot and young. Yeah, but you know, as well as we all know, that in Hollywood, for some reason, when you're a couple, you're twice as powerful. Oh, it's so true.

My Instagram engagement since I've been single has gone down. Imagine. Literally. Oh, yeah. Like significantly. If you had a baby or a dog, Sheena, you'd be right up there. Oh, totally. But you also knew it when you were dating.

Your story was hyper because you were planning a wedding. You were doing this. It was you and Mike Shea. It was all those things. Yeah, people were way more interested in my life when I was getting married, divorced, when I had a new boyfriend, and when I was not dating, but dating Adam.

It was like everyone was so invested in my life, and now it's like, meh. Because they know it's currency. Yeah. She knows it's currency. She knows that her dating Sean and Mindy makes it hotter and like... It doesn't make her hotter she's hot on her own no no it makes people want to um believe like in the music that's why they're walking out of like k-24 like by the way when a celebrity goes somewhere that's off the beaten

path and you see them like in hair and makeup and dolled up and you're like how did the paparazzi know that they were on a sidewalk in the middle of Koreatown and it's like okay yeah I totally get it now yeah but it's part of your job you have to kind of sort of sell the moment you have to be you know those people for five minutes yeah that makes me angry I'm like angry about it doing it well whatever they're doing they're doing it well and I think they really actually do like each other, but I also think they're business people, which is why they made out on Instagram the other day, which was so hot. Ooh.

I wasn't mad about it. I thought it was hot. I didn't see that. Oh, you have to see it. It's really good. But you thought it was gross. Well, it's like they were making fun of themselves. I don't think it was.

I think it was intentionally not hot. Okay, what about Miley and Caitlyn? Now they're broken up, I hear. So do we think that was real? Do we think that was a PR stunt? And do you think they'll get back together? I think

Miley just got out of a 10-year relationship with Liam. I think she just needs to be... I think she and Liam are going to get back together. You do? Yep. And you know why I say that? Because imagine if Liam was the greatest rock star of our generation. In my opinion, Miley Cyrus is a bona fide rock star.

For sure. Oh, she's incredible. If Liam was a rock star and Miley was kind of sort of like the timid actor whose two sisters had kids and were also just wholesome actors. And you're dating this rock star who's kind of sort of, I don't want to say wild, but a free spirit. And Miley needed to just walk away from the marriage for five seconds to make him feel like what he's missing. And for him to see it, I feel like that's what Liam did to Miley needed to just walk away from the marriage for five seconds to make him feel like what he's missing. And for him to see it, I feel like that's what Liam did to Miley. He was like, you know what? You go do your thing.

I'm going to go do my thing in Australia where you can't stalk me on the gram, where you won't see me in paparazzi photos, where you can't wonder. When you have to wonder what I'm doing because you don't know, I'm telling you, he played this so well. I don't know. I don't know. I'm telling you, he played this so well. I don't know. I don't know. In the video when the Ten of Hearts was sinking at the bottom of the pool, the slide-away video, I was like, oh, this is sentimental right here. But she's like a rock star.

That's what they do. They put their emotions in their music. And I feel like for Miley Cyrus, and I hate to speak for her, but I'm going to say it, I think after the Malibu fires happened, she saw this man as a hero. He saved her dogs. He saved her dogs. He saved her life. You know, saved her life. And all of a sudden, she's like, I'm going to marry you. It's time.

I know you've always wanted to get married. And when you do things after a natural disaster or somebody dies in the family, it's always at a vulnerable time. I just feel like they kind of rushed into the marriage, even though he knew that she wasn't truly ready because she still had some things to get off her chest. Yeah. And here comes Caitlyn Carter, that spark that would, like, get her out. And she was like, I'm going to wild out for five seconds. Yeah. You hear about housewives, like, having, like, you know, affairs with the janitor at the school.

Like, even though they live in, like, $18 million homes and their husbands work at Goldman Sachs. Right. It's because they can't do that. And they feel restrained. Yeah. I just put my friend's business on blast. Hey, girl, I know you're listening to this. I won't say who it is and I won't say where you live.

But I know you're fucking the janitor. Oh, my god. I literally have a friend who is like honestly like her husband has tons of money. They live in the best home ever. She has kids. But she was a wild soul. She was like a wild soul

like back in the day and he like married her and convinced her to get married and she was like yeah I think this would be good. Where are these men? Like every guy I date like does not believe in marriage does not want to get married. And she was like, yeah, I think this would be good. Where are these men? Like, every guy I date does not believe in marriage, does not want to get married. I'm like, cool. You live in Los Angeles. Yeah.

Oh, is that the problem? You can't date in LA. Well, guys, that's not the right answer. That's not the right response. I live in LA. So... I got a man in Idaho, girl. You got to find him outside.

In Idaho? You got to import a bitch. You got to import, honey. So you know what? You better call FedEx and get this import license. How do you date someone that lives in Idaho when you work Monday through Friday and then you sleep all weekend? That's why I'm not leaving on Saturdays and Sundays.

Wow. I'm telling you, girl. Get that import tax ready. Better send that man that crate. I mean, the majority of men in L.A. do suck. They're all opportunists. They're all selfish. They're all more concerned with their looks than anything else.

Most of them are broke and unemployed, living with roommates. I just feel like I can't. I know. I know what you're saying and I hear it so often but I'm like I have to believe that there are good ones out there you gotta find a divorcee and I know that sucks but you have to find somebody who was like yeah but then they're damaged but they don't want to do it again oh they don't want to that's every guy like I've dated or whatever is damaged from his last relationship so I'm like why do I get all

these damaged ones I'm like next thank you I've only dated one divorce guy from his last relationship. So I'm like, why do I get all these damaged ones? I'm like, next. Thank you. I've only dated one divorced guy. And he was like, no, I'm never going to get married again. I was like, sweet. But if somebody's damage is visible and you can see the pieces on the ground, you can put them back together very easily.

It's the ones who hide the damage that are the scary ones. And dangerous. So dangerous. Because you know what? Because you know what? If an ex-wife comes up to me and she's like good luck with him yeah he is x y and z and i'm like hold on hold on let me write this right but what's the x y and z okay let me just and then you can piece him back

together and you know it but if you don't know somebody who's been with that person and who has had like a relationship with him there is no telling how dark that closet is yeah yeah i do that's my new dating rule i have to have one friend in common no more rogue people yeah see are you on dating apps no okay so i've never been on a dating app so anyone who i date is i'm either meeting them like in person and there's some natural connection which that rarely happens but it's usually like 95 of the time through a friend or even if it's good my friend's friend's friend but it's usually like 95 of the time through a friend or even if it's good my friend's friend's friend but it's just like there's like some connection to like anyone i've pretty much talked to this year because the randoms it's like you know you don't know about them no

it gets real dark yeah it gets real dark fast don't you love like when your friend's in the relationship with a whack-ass dude and she's like, I have the perfect guy for you and you're like, really? Like, really? Wow, I'm gonna trust your standards. Your man is an actor but hadn't been on shit since he was on General Hospital in 2011. Like, we're really gonna go there? Yeah. No, I've told my friends

Mikey and Kayla. I love them. They've been on the show before here. But I've told them, I'm like, you guys are so fired from setting me up with people. It's been three, like, burns now. Just, like, terrible. How many dates do you give someone before you're like, no? I mean, sometimes just one, honestly. I'm not, like, a big dater.

Like, harsh. If I don't feel it, if there's not a connection, if I'm not, like, super attracted to you and I don't want to rip your clothes off, then I don't want to go on a second date with you. Really? Not saying I'm going to rip them off the first date, but I'm going to have to want to eventually. So you're not like team slow burn? No. Okay.

No. But you know what? Like I'm totally like breadcrumbing a couple right now and I feel really bad about it. I'm like, do I just cut them off? Do I lie? Do I say I'm seeing someone? But I'm like, ugh, because I don't want to be mean, but also not interested. Can you not tell by my one-word responses that I'm not interested?

I'm playing this game all wrong. I only date one guy at a time. No, no. You've got to have a starting lineup. I can't. I've got to have a bench, girl. A bench? You've got to take one out and put one in.

I can't. You have your favorite. I only have one. No, no, no. Just one at a time. No, you have your LeBron. You have your favorite. I only have one. No, no, no. Just one at a time. No, you have your LeBron. You have your star. But then you still have to fill the team.

You see, I don't want a LeBron. I want a bunch of whack-ass dudes. But you have to have one, I'm saying, who's like your favorite. Yeah, yeah. No, no. You have to have your one favorite. And then you date all of them? And then the others just distract you and just keep you occupied. And you just talk to them? But every now and then you have to let LeBron

know that you're about to trade him for somebody else if you don't pipe up and you have somebody else. Dudes like to know that they're not the only ones because they get competitive. So that's what I've been doing wrong the whole time. I'm like, I'm only dating you. Yeah, no, you can't

put all of your eggs in one basket. Will is like, who the fuck is this girl? You cannot. By the way, and, you can't put all of your eggs in one basket. Will is like, who the fuck is this girl? You cannot. By the way, and if you get really good at it, which is great, then you can be in your bachelorette in your own mind. Here's three dudes vying for your love. Oh, I've been the L.A. bachelorette unofficially for two years now. It's great.

So how many guys would you say are, like, on your bench right now? I'll tell you after the show. Is it more than five? No. How many guys are in the windmill no um just one tonight yes tanya's mom's outside she's dying tanya's mom or my mom no my mom hears it all she knows too. Wait, how many are on your bench? Three.

Three. But I have two consistent. I have two people that I kind of sort of like. And the reason why I picked up the second one was because the first one was like, it was driving me wild. Because I was like, oh, he's not texting enough. We're not seeing each other enough. So I had to get a secondary dude to keep my mind off of it. But you never have a conversation with any of these people saying, like, I'm only dating you?

No, because I know that they're seeing other people as well. No, you don't have the exclusive. Are we exclusive talk? No. No, that's the hard no. Wow. You don't have it until two or three months until he starts acting right and giving you the time that you want and the attention that you want. Until he starts acting right and giving you the time that you want and the attention that you want.

Now, in my case, number two was supposed to be a distraction. But number two is about to become the front runner because number two and I have better chemistry than number one. That just happened to me recently. So see this kid better keep up, honey. Yep. See this kid better start running a little faster. You guys, I'm learning so much today. Yeah.

What were you doing with one guy just waiting around? Just one at a time. Yeah. I don't have with one guy just waiting around? Just one at a time. Yeah. I don't have the time. I'm like, I don't know how you have the time. I mean, it's called texting. Like, you can still, like, breadcrumb a few while getting that attention, you know? I can barely get back to, like, my mom. It's called an assistant, Tanya.

My assistant takes care of all my thirsting. I have my sister do the DMs. I do the text. Yes. Okay, so I just need more players in the game. Okay, I will say it was funny. When my sister was running my Instagram when I lived in Vegas, I met a lot of Chippendales and Magic Mics.

And so I'm like, oh, I need you to follow this guy. Oh, and then I need you to follow this guy. And she's like, who are these guys you're having me follow? Then they don't know that I'm not on my own Instagram. So then they're sending me squirt emojis and tongue emojis. I'm like, can you respond with this emoji? And she's like, sis. I'm like, sorry, I can't log in.

It's just going to put me down a rabbit hole. I'm like, just respond with the squirt emoji, okay? You also need to get some hoenails like she did. You got to get the hoenails. Great for back scratches. No guy says no to a back scratch. With a hoenail. Mm-hmm.

You got to do it. A Chloe K. Just make sure at night when you're texting, if they're already asleep, you're not, like, doing this because that's really

fucking annoying. And then they're gonna know there's another guy. Usually. If all you see is the light and a nail doing this. Yeah.

And you also, you gotta get, as my friend calls it, the porn screen, but it's the privacy screen. Oh. Yep. I don't have a privacy screen.

So, yeah, you need to get one of those. You can see everything. Because then you could be with one while texting the other, and they can't know. Wow. I hope they don't listen to shenanigans. Next week, she's gonna be like, and I lost all five. All fiction, you guys. All fiction.

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