Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley
Episode Date: June 19, 2018Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley get into some Scheananigans with “Never Have I Ever” that leads to the fact that Slade likes to paint in the nude. They talk about the process of freezing ...your eggs, planning for the future, and life on TV. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This is Shenanigans.
And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea.
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Hey, guys. Hi. Because we're good as gold Yeah, what happened? Were you out partying? What were you doing? No, so I haven't even been drinking since I got back from Vegas Memorial Weekend.
I just haven't been drinking.
So like two days?
No, like two weeks.
Thank you.
I'm teasing you.
But you know what's funny?
We're just as bad as you.
What am I talking about?
But your voice sounds normal to us.
You know why?
Because I'm always partying with you guys.
Because we've been with you and contributed to your voice, actually, being lost several times.
No, so it was Pride this weekend.
Oh, that's right.
I literally, I woke up this morning and I'm like, I feel like I raged so hard last night.
I didn't drink at all.
You didn't drink?
No.
Through Pride?
No, we were filming all day.
Okay.
And so that's like always a crazy day.
Yeah.
But I just, I like to be on my A game.
Right.
I don't like to slur my words.
I like to be on my A game. I don't like to slur my words. I like to remember my conversations.
And I just was on such like a happy high of life and a little bit of weed.
Yeah, I was going to say, you had to be smoking weed if you're that happy.
But I woke up yesterday and I was like, it's pride.
I was like walking down.
I stayed at my best friend Adam's house because he lives in WeHo because now I'm on the west side.
I had to be at certain 9 a.m.
So I just like, I got dressed.
It was an 80s party.
Oh, I saw on your Instagram.
That was so cute.
It was so much fun.
So I'm like 8.30 a.m. walking down Santa Monica Boulevard in my 80s getting my leg warmers.
It was great, but it was a 12-hour day.
Can we double back to the weed?
I want to know what strain she was on.
Okay.
So no, let me tell you the funniest story about the weed thing.
Okay.
So, Slade has never done drugs in his whole life.
Right.
I know that.
Yeah.
Like, he is so against drugs.
I'm so lame.
So, like, a couple times I've totally tried to, like, slip him something, like a piece
of chocolate or something and, like, try to get him high and it never works.
Like, he literally, he's like, what do they call it?
Like, where you're like.
I don't know.
I'm immune.
He's, like, completely immune to it or something.
It's really weird.
But here's the thing. I swear. So, so like two weekends ago memorial day weekend yeah i had
a jolly rancher of some sorts and it was like the best high i've ever had in my life like because i
didn't feel really we were on a boat and no one told her yeah he's just like here i have some
candy yeah i had no idea and i was buzzing till like 8 a.m. the next day. But it was such a weird high because I didn't, like, sometimes when I've smoked pot before,
I feel like, like really, yeah, like I feel high.
Like I don't like that feeling.
Yeah.
I'm feeling really, really high.
No.
Like I don't enjoy that.
Edibles are a different high.
They're more of a body high.
Yes.
That's what somebody was explaining to me yesterday.
Just like normal flour, like a vape pen, that's more of like a head high.
So that's why I smoke because it helps with like
my anxiety right and when i'm in social settings i mean like sir yesterday i don't know if you saw
my snapchat i saved it i'll show you after but we were in like the vip the private room of sir
that was like our little safe zone and there are these two like wooden doors that have like this
design on it so it's open. So you can see in.
It's not fully private.
I'm not joking.
There were 250 people standing there.
It was like the Titanic and you're trying to get out and it locked.
Like rats on a stinking ship.
It was just like all these fans just staring at us.
Oh, that's the worst.
And I posted a snap.
I was like, we're trapped in here.
And then I flipped to the camera and you just see all these people like, ah!
Oh, my gosh.
It's so uncomfortable, huh?
No, but you know what's funny?
That happens to you.
Well, this is so funny.
I was talking to this gal yesterday because she's actually starting her own CBD oil business.
Yeah.
And it's all edibles.
Oh, nice.
And her mother was a registered nurse.
Ooh, okay.
So they figured out what strains work for, diseases or whether it be cancer.
Like they're sick or whatever.
They're sick.
They've got osteoporosis.
So she's like baking it into like the bread and into like peach color, all this stuff.
So anyways.
Okay.
So she, what was, where was I going with this?
You distracted me, Smiley.
Where was I going?
I got excited about the pot pound cake.
I'm sorry.
What were we talking about?
About the girl.
Oh, the anxiety.
Yeah.
Anxiety.
So I was talking to the girl and I was realizing that ever since I've been a little girl,
like literally when I would walk my food down the hallway to the cafeteria to put the food away or whatever.
This high school?
No, like middle school.
I had massive, massive anxiety.
And so the girl was telling me that the CBD oil really helps with anxiety.
And I don't know why when a lot of people are around, I get really bad anxiety.
Yeah.
I mean, especially with the line of work we're in.
And I love meeting every single fan.
I will take pictures all day long and answer questions.
I love it.
Me too.
But it can get overwhelming at times.
Like yesterday at Sir, it's like I'm trying to do my job and do my other job.
Yes.
And then also make people happy at the same time.
So I'm like, I have tables. I'm doing the other job. Yes. And then also make people happy at the same time. So I'm like, I have tables.
Yeah.
I'm doing the other thing.
Yeah.
And then I'm still like, I was just like, oh my God, oh my God.
And there was, I felt so bad.
So one of the girls who I work with, her name's Billy.
She's new to the group and just this life.
And she had like a full blown panic attack.
Like I was just hugging her and I was like, it's okay, honey.
It's okay.
But she was just like, I need to get, and it was like, oh my God,
I just had a flashback of me four years ago. And I was like, oh, it broke my heart. And
I was like, I just kept hugging her until she calmed down. But it was just like, you
didn't give her a head off her baby. No, we did. Okay. No amount was like, no amount was
helping. It was just like, it was such an overwhelming day. So it's like, but that has helped me.
And now I've been in this for years now.
So she was like, I don't know how you do it.
And I'm like, girl, I've been doing this for seven years.
Like, I just, it's second nature to me.
I just, I know how to deal with it.
I know how to deal with people.
It's like, if I can't take a photo right then, I'm like, just give me one second.
I just need to do this really quick.
I'll be right back.
I never forget.
I will always come back.
And it'll be like 20 minutes later.
Sometimes they're like, wait, you remembered? I'm like, yeah, I just, I had be right back. I never forget. I will always come back. It'll be like 20 minutes later, sometimes they're like, wait, you remembered?
I'm like, yeah, I had to do this.
If I'm on my way to the bathroom
and I really gotta pee, I'm like, just
one second, I'll be right back.
It's huge that you do that because they remember.
They remember that you came back and the
20 or 30 people they're going to tell about how cool
you are, that's really everything.
That's so true.
It's very cool because Gretchen's the same way. If she's booked for a two-hour appearance, she'll stay for four hours.
Oh, same.
She'll stay until everyone has been greeted, everyone's had their photo.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm still mad at you that you pulled us up on stage in Vegas.
So that was one of the things I wanted to talk about.
But before we get into that, we always have to start with a game.
Oh, okay.
I love it.
This is part of the shenanigans, Gretchen.
Get into some shenanigans.
All right.
So five fingers up on your hand. Oh, okay. I love it. This is part of the shenanigans, Gretchen. Get into some shenanigans. Alright, so five fingers up on your hand. Oh, okay.
We're going to see who wins.
Gretchen or Slade? Oh, I win everything.
I don't. Well,
winning is keeping fingers up.
Oh, okay. First person to lose all five
fingers buys
lunch. Okay. I like it.
Damn it. This is going to cost me money.
Never have I ever puked on a plane.
So if you've done it, you put a finger down.
Have I puked on a plane?
I don't even know.
With you, it's questionable.
It's very questionable.
Me?
I might do good at this game.
Does it count if I don't remember?
Okay, you're good.
Keep them up.
Okay, okay.
Just wanted to start a little easier.
Okay.
Maybe private plane. I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Okay, okay. Just wanted to start a little easier. Okay. Maybe private plane.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Never have I ever regretted going out with someone.
Oh, really?
Yeah, totally regretted going out with somebody.
All right.
Never have I ever had sex five days in a row.
Yeah, I think I've had sex five days in a row.
Yeah, totally.
I can guarantee you've had sex five days in a row. And I know the dude.
Never have I ever
woken up next to someone whose name
I didn't know. I haven't
done that, I will say. I'm pretty good about that.
Thankfully I haven't either. Yeah. Shit.
Are you serious? I think I'm
guilty. Really? Yeah, I think I might be guilty of that.
Oh, smiley. Yeah. I was a man-whore
for a long time. Yes, you little whore.
Yeah.
Never have I ever had sex on a waterbed.
I haven't, actually.
I think maybe I have.
I think maybe I've been to a waterbed.
And I'm so like a child of the 70s, so well, there you go.
All right, Slade's down to one finger.
Gretchen, do you still have two?
Yeah, I got two.
Okay.
Ooh, let's see.
I'm going to get them out.
Make it juicy.
Never have I ever had sex on my parents' bed.
Yeah, no, I haven't done that.
I haven't gone that far.
I don't think I've done that.
Okay, good.
All right, that one didn't work.
Yeah, we were so close.
I know this one because it's drug-related,
so you're not going to get out on that one.
Notice how she skipped it.
Yeah, I skipped it.
That doesn't count.
Yeah, never have I ever had sex with someone because they had drugs. Oh, geez, no. No, yeah, no. Skip that one. Notice how she skipped it. Yeah, that doesn't count. Never have I ever had sex with someone because they
had drugs. Oh, geez, no.
No, yeah, no. Skip that one.
We're not into drugs that much. No.
I mean, it could be weed.
Just a little.
Never have I ever smoked
pot with my mother or father.
Yeah,
no, that would be no. Wait, have I? No.
I smoked with my dad. You did? Did you?
Yeah. High five from across the No. I smoked with my dad. You did? Did you? Yeah.
High five from across the table.
Hey, Dad.
I know.
Okay.
Never have I ever let someone take nude pictures of me.
Oh, I totally have.
I'm in big trouble.
I've taken so many nude pictures of your ass, buddy.
But guess why I win this game?
Why?
Because I've never let you.
You did it.
It's not like I went, hey, check me out.
You know what you do?
You know what you do? You sneak up from behind.
Yes, I do.
I almost want to tell her story of what you do.
Oh, just stop it. Go. Don't even start.
I'll kick your ass. You're going to tell this story
as soon as you lose.
Never have I ever snooped around a friend's house
when he or she wasn't around.
I don't think I've done that.
Like, snooping for what?
Yeah, I haven't done that.
Okay.
Never have I ever had sex with someone I met on the internet.
No, I know.
I don't meet people on the internet.
Oh, I think I'm guilty of that.
Really?
You're, like, so old.
How are you having sex with someone on the internet?
But also like
In the last like say 5-10 years
Like on social media
If you become mutual friends
Social media
But like you're old
But I mean that's the internet
And we've been together 10 years
So that doesn't make sense
Who is this internet person?
Was it a chat room?
Were you aim buddies?
Were you on a pornographic site?
No
No no no no no Back in back let me back in the day
because you have to remember this was 2007 2008 by the way he used to date a bunch of playboy
models and like bang also go ahead because my ended my relationship though on the show the
first two seasons of housewives were launched i ended my relationship very publicly so there was
a lot of uh interest i guess that came in i guess you could say from
he had a lot of agents calling him of like like um actually like legit celebrities calling wanting
to date slade which i think is so it was the publicist called production and then got in
contact with my publicist at the time and we we had some dates would you have ever like done like
the bachelor back in the day oh he
was asked i was offered the bachelor okay i we did talk about this i feel like we okay yeah but i was
not i was not allowed at that time because i was contracted through nbc universal versus abc yeah
so a big a big battle ensued about being able to do that because technically i had left housewives
after the second season so but you're still tied for a certain amount of time. You're still tied for a period of time.
And the truth is that's the reason that they spun me off
and we did Date My Ex.
So Date My Ex was the production company's version
of the real Bachelorette, basically.
Okay.
And so they had me living in a house with suitors
who were all trying to date my ex.
Which was Joe.
Which was Joe. Which was Joe.
So that's why Date My Ex, Joe and Slade
was actually technically the very first spinoff
of Housewives that had happened in 2008, 2009.
And then they wanted you guys to do a second season
where Joe helped him find a suitor
or find a girl to date,
and she said no, that she didn't want to do it.
What a bitch.
So that's why the second season didn't happen.
Andy Cohen called. He was so pissed.
He was really pissed because he loved the show.
He loved the concept of it. It was a little campy but it was
literally our version of The Bachelor.
Yeah.
And then this year, this past year
they did Relationship with
Shep Rose from Southern Charm.
Oh I never saw that. He was like the Bravo Bachelor.
It was like girls living in a house all fighting for him.
Oh there's such copycats. Wait weren't you hanging out with Shep for a second? Southern Charm. Oh, I never saw that. He was like the Bravo Bachelor. It was like girls living in a house all fighting for him. Oh, jeez.
Oh, they're such copycats.
Yeah.
Wait, weren't you hanging out with Shep for a second?
Were you guys dating?
No, no.
Not at all?
We've been friends for like, I don't know, maybe two years now.
Okay, don't lie.
Did you hook up?
What?
You totally hooked up.
What the Shep is going on right now?
Look at that face.
Look at the smile.
You are such a liar.
Sheena Shea.
No, Gretchen.
That's kind of sexy.
I had a visual.
I'm not the one being interviewed here.
I love that she goes like this.
What?
What?
Just like big face.
Me?
Shame on you.
I swear.
Anyway, I want to hear more about these.
That's a beautiful color of blush.
I want to hear.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
It's Sephora.
I want to hear more about these nude pics that we were talking about.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So what is this?
Well, just so you know, Gretchen is notorious for sneaking up from behind.
So she does all these little Snapchat confidentials or like, I'm not looking when I'm coming out
of the shower.
And then she'll be there with the camera.
Or she'll do things to me like, we're traveling today.
And I think it'd be really cool.
Like, we're going to the Bahamas.
You should wear the cool white pants.
I really like that pink shirt.
Wear the pink shirt.
I'm like, yeah, OK. I'll wear the pink shirt. Wear the pink shirt. I'm like, yeah, okay.
I'll wear the pink shirt.
We get to the airport.
I got so much stuff to carry.
Can you carry my pink pillow for me?
Do you mind carrying the pink pillow?
I'm like, no, that's cool.
I'll carry the pink pillow.
We get to the gate.
You know, I got to grab this bag over here.
Could you grab my suitcase?
It's a pink croc suitcase.
So now she's got me in the pink croc suitcase with the pink pillow and the pink shirt walking down the gangway.
And then she's got her Snapchat up going, oh, happy pride, baby.
You look fantastic.
She sets me up all the time and I fall for it.
No, but he like, okay, so I can't tell you how many times I've walked out to like the garage and he's like up on a ladder, buck ass naked, like painting something.
And I'm like, what are you doing?
Like, of course I'm going
to film this right now.
Yeah, for sure.
You did catch me
painting in the nude one night.
Yes, I literally walked in
and you had an apron
and your ass was just
hanging out of the back
of the apron.
That's kind of awesome.
And I'm like,
he has the best ass ever.
I don't know if you've ever
seen his ass or his legs.
Look up naked pictures
of Slade on the internet.
Stop.
Google, everyone Google
Slade after Miley's nude.
But you back in the day
in the waterfall,
he's pretty hot. Gretchen.
That was so wrong that you just said that right now.
Smiley.
What?
I'm not the one that took the picture.
It's your fault.
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Yes.
By the way, I so need to lose some weight
because we went through IVF and I gained 10 pounds through it.
I went to Vegas and gained 10 pounds.
Did you really? Through Vegas?
Oh, because you're just out partying?
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I'm still stuck on the fact that the three of us
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Yeah.
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We're going to bring in and I are judging. Yeah.
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Do you qualify for a full Beachbody Booty Ambassadorship?
Yeah.
We've got to talk about it.
I actually really want to do that.
I'm going to go do that.
No, it's awesome.
Sounds good.
So you mentioned gaining weight, IVF, and Vegas.
Those are three things I wanted to talk about.
Yeah.
So let's start with Vegas.
Okay.
So Gretchen and Slate, it was like the first month I was out there for my show.
They came out to visit me in Vegas, went out at dinner.
It's so much fun.
I brought them to my show and what they didn't know was they were going to become part of
the show.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
That's lovely.
No, but my favorite part of what you did, your little turkey, is she literally was like,
oh, it's going to be so much fun.
And she's basically prepping me that she's going to pull you into the show.
I don't know if you remember that, but you kind of made some comments.
She was laying the groundwork.
She was setting it up.
She was laying the groundwork, and I was like, okay, this is good.
She's like, you're going to be so, it's going to be fun.
You're going to be totally surprised.
So I thought for sure you were bringing him up.
So when you called him up, I was like, okay, this is funny.
I'm safe.
Yes.
I totally thought I was safe.
No.
And the girl part is so much worse than the guy part.
It's so much more interactive.
Oh, yeah.
Slade just had to sit on stage and give me a compliment and hit on me for a second.
Gretchen had to come up and tweak and twist Chris's nipples and do all of this.
Oh, my God.
The crowd loved it.
It was fun.
So did Gretchen.
Oh, what are you talking about?
So did Chris.
Oh, my God.
I got really into it, though.
The second I was up there, I was like, you know how Beyonce turns on on stage?
Like Sasha Fierce.
She becomes Sasha Fierce.
I was like, I started pulling off this robe and started like, I thought I was like a stripper
in my past life.
No, she got into it.
She did get into it.
I really got into it.
Yeah, it was fun.
It was actually really a lot of fun.
Once I got over just being nervous.
Totally.
Which is weird, because normally I don't get nervous about that, but I think I was nervous
because it was so unexpected
and I was not feeling it
at that moment, but I was like, okay.
You used him like a stripper pole.
There was no nervousness
whatsoever. Matter of fact, it looked pretty
much like a choreographed routine and I want to know
where you've been practicing because it hasn't been on my
pole. He's on to us.
Watch it. Yeah, he's on to us.
Did you have fun doing the show?
I had so much fun.
I was like,
it was so bittersweet.
You're so good, by the way.
Thank you.
It was really fun to watch you.
Yeah, you were really good.
It was so bittersweet when it ended
because it was like,
I was excited to like get back to LA
and move into my new apartment
in the marina and all of that.
But then I loved Vegas.
Yeah.
And it was like,
it was such a great experience.
I mean.
Yeah, that's so awesome.
What's cute about it for us, too, is just people that don't know the character that you play.
Yeah.
Because we've known you for such a long time.
Even before, I think, Vanderpump Rules launched, we were friends.
Because I think we'd see you at the restaurant or something.
Yeah, restaurant, and then we did that thing at USC.
It was like, oh, that was like season one.
It was, right?
There was a round table or something for USC.
Yeah.
It was so fun.
But what I enjoyed is seeing you play this role of this shy, kind of meek character.
Oh, my God.
Which I know is not you.
Yeah.
So it's really fun.
Not at all.
It was fun to watch.
I'm a great actress, people.
Yeah, it was good.
It was really good.
It was really fun.
And then by the end, I'm just like ripping off all my clothes and grinding on him.
Right?
That's the girl we know.
That's the Sina we know and love.
Yeah.
That was fun.
That was fun.
So you got to do that, but you weren't filming during that whole time
for Vanderpump.
Now, are you guys filming now again?
So, yeah, we're back doing this.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, I'm back at Sur.
Yeah.
And, yeah, it's... Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I'm back at Sur. Yeah. And, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's a hard world to live in, isn't it?
Pride never disappoints.
Yeah.
Jax and Brittany just got engaged.
Oh, I heard this.
You'll see that next season.
That is so random and weird to me.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Dude, you guys.
Her ring is almost three and a half carats.
Wow.
It is, like, a very nice brand new car
i mean wow it's ridiculous she couldn't even wear it to work yesterday everyone's like let me say
the ring and she's like i'm not wearing that like are you kidding time to go get that insured i
mean but yeah someone could just go up and it's a little big on her so someone could literally just
go up and snatch that off i'm like until you get that shit insured you do not wear that in public
no no but wait like what what what happened like how come they're all of a sudden back together snatch that off. I'm like, until you get that shit insured, you do not wear that out in public. No. But wait,
like,
what happened?
Like,
how come they're all of a sudden
back together and happy
and he wants to get married?
He's been in a much better,
I don't want to say place,
because his dad passed away
at the end of last year.
And I think that was really
a wake-up call for him.
Yeah.
And he just is standing so strong
by just, like, making his dad proud.
And so he's just literally being the best version of himself that he's ever been.
I've never seen them happier.
They were glowing the other night.
Like, I can't – you guys got to watch next season.
I can't give it away.
But it just –
Wow.
Well, that's exciting for them.
Yeah.
Isn't it interesting, though, that it sometimes takes a traumatic instance like that in your life for you to kind of have a realization of what's important anymore?
I mean, I've never seen, I've seen this side of Jax briefly for like a couple days or, you know, here and there.
But he really, like I've really seen such a positive change in him.
And I think, I'm hoping, I'm very, very hopeful that this is going to be a good thing.
It's going to last.
And I've never seen her happier.
She was just glowing.
Like, makeup or no makeup, that natural glow on Brittany.
Aw.
And she's such a sweetheart.
Engage looks good on her.
Fiancee's a good look for her.
She is really sweet.
Yeah.
Very forgiving and innocent.
I mean, she's been planning her wedding since she was a little girl.
Like, she already knows the castle she wants to get married in, Kentucky.
Wow. Yeah. So. It's exciting. That makes me already knows the castle she wants to get married in, Kentucky. Wow.
Yeah, so.
It's exciting.
That makes me sad, though, thinking back to your wedding.
It was so pretty.
I know.
Yeah.
It was pretty.
It was, you know, at the time, it was the right thing,
and then it wasn't, but.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Might do it again.
Probably not.
So, enough about me.
You guys. Okay, so tell me tell me so i'm thinking about well
not thinking about i'm going to i just need to find the time to do it to freeze your egg i want
to freeze my egg i'm so proud of you yes this is so awesome i'm so proud of you for doing it wait
remind me of your age 33 okay perfect okay so first of all this is a super important statistic
for any of the women out there listening.
Between the age of 34 and 39, 50% of your egg supply decreases.
And then 39 to 42, another 50% decreases.
So all of it. Pretty much all of it.
Almost pretty much all of it.
Now, you're only born with as many eggs as you're ever going to have.
And I really, really, really wish that somebody had told me at age 30 to go freeze
my eggs.
Like I wish I knew that or somebody told me that or educated me about it.
And the other thing is, is that unfortunately I think what happens a lot for a lot of people,
um, in the world, but just specifically when you're in Hollywood, I feel like, uh, Hollywood
really glamorizes the fact that you can have a baby way into your 40s.
Yeah.
Oh, totally.
And nobody's really telling the true story.
And nobody's really talking about the real issue of what's happening here.
And I think that, you know, it's hard because there's a lot of these celebrities that are
45, 46, and pushing this really higher number and having a baby and not telling people that
they have an egg donor and making people believe that it's their own child.
And so I really started researching and looking into it. people that they have an egg donor and making people believe that it's their own child.
And so I really started researching and looking into it and I started hearing this more and more and I thought, oh my gosh.
So a lot of people out there think, oh, I'm in my career, me being one of them.
I'm focused on my career.
I'm focused on this.
I'm not ready to start a family yet.
I have time.
Look at all these people that just use science and IVF to get pregnant.
But a lot of them aren't telling you that they're actually using an egg donor.
So if you want to have a biological child of your own that is not, you know, that's not somebody else's egg, then really just scientifically, you really should be freezing your eggs at a much younger age.
Even in your 20s.
I really suggest.
I mean, yeah.
Had I been able to afford it then or even.
Right.
I was married in my 20s.
I wasn't. I thought we were going to have our own kids shortly after.
Not shortly, but a couple years.
I would have thought if I was still married,
I would have definitely thought I would have had kids by now.
At least one.
Right.
But it's interesting because we were working with Dr. Mark Suri,
which if you need a good doctor, he's incredible.
Right, no, that's who I saw.
Oh, you went and saw Mark Suri?
Yeah, I saw him not this past summer, not when I was with Rob, but the summer before
that when I was still with Shay.
I went and saw him just to get my ovaries looked at and all of that just to make sure
everything was working.
Isn't he the best?
Yeah, he was so sweet.
And I know him years of coming into Villa Blanca.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so he was the one who I went to initially.
But then my marriage went to shit and and then I was in another relationship,
and then I thought that was going into the future, and then it wasn't.
And so now I'm like, okay, now I've been single almost a year now.
It's been like 10 months.
Wow.
And now I'm just like, okay, it's going to stay this way for a while,
so I know I need to freeze my eggs.
I just need to find the time and i don't know what
that process is like it's complicated i mean i'm not gonna i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna
sit here and pretend like it's a bowl of cherries because it's not yeah um but i do know a lot of
girls that have frozen their eggs um so you never froze yours i never froze mine i i specific well
technically i have some frozen right now but it's's embryos that are frozen. But basically, you go through like three, well, the month before you start, you go through
some meds.
Like you have to get on birth control.
You have to silence your ovaries, like all this stuff.
So you really start.
I thought you had to get off birth control to freeze your eggs.
Well, for me, I had to be on birth control.
I wasn't on birth control and they put me on birth control.
I'm not sure.
Maybe it's different for some of these.
I've been on it since I was like 13.
Right.
Not because I was having sex at 13.
Just FYI.
Technically, what it is is it's about really quieting your system down so that they can give you the proper stimulation.
Gotcha.
And the one point that Gretchen left off in the beginning here is that your eggs are as old as you are today.
So as you age, so do your eggs.
Right.
So the quality is actually deteriorating.
That's so unfair.
The men's sperm is good forever.
So unfair.
Ever, those little swimmers.
Bullshit.
Yeah.
But that's the other thing too is that you're fighting a little bit against time.
You're fighting a little bit against the fact that your body reduces its production of the eggs.
And so it is important to really consider doing it.
So they want to quiet your system.
They want to quiet your system.
Then they want to give you stimulation.
And then they give you stimulation.
The stimulation is about three weeks.
I was up to taking four shots a day, which is very, very hard.
I'm not going to lie.
A lot of the shots burn and hurt, and it's not fun.
But if you are focused on what you're trying to get out of it, hard. I'm not going to lie. A lot of the shots burn and hurt and it's not fun. But you know,
if you are focused on what you're trying to get out of it and you just, I would sit there and go
baby, baby, baby, instead of shit, shit, shit. And I would just focus on what I wanted. And
the first round I got really, really sick from some of the antibiotics. So if you have any like
issues with antibiotics, just don't even take those because sometimes those can make you really sick.
Second round, I didn't take them and I felt so much better.
But your body does change just going through that.
You're pumping yourself of a bunch of hormones and it's like I got cellulite on the back of my arms or on the side of my stomach or on the back of my legs.
But again, at the end of the day, like I'll take all the war wounds I need in order to
have a baby.
So it's worth it.
And you can obviously work it off and get it off afterwards.
But it's not easy.
And then you have to go through the egg retrieval, which is a full-blown surgery.
You have to be put under and they retrieve your eggs.
And, you know, you're in bed for a day because you're cramping and don't feel great.
So it's not an easy process.
I'm not going to sit here and pretend like it is.
That doesn't sound like how I want to spend my summer, you guys.
Yeah, I wouldn't do it in the summer. No. I wouldn't do it in the summer. I think
that if you want to be in the bikini and at the beach,
don't do it during the summer. See, that's the thing, too. Like, I mean,
I don't want to say I'm a vain person. I'm
confident with where I am. I work hard
and whatnot, but I have put on
10 pounds since Vegas because there was so much
good food. I don't want to put on another
10 pounds from freezing my eggs when I
don't want a baby right now. So I'm like, I don't want to
get fat to not even have a baby when I'm already
gaining the weight that I
worked so hard to lose. You were so skinny
in Las Vegas. I was. Almost too skinny.
That was January.
But you look great right now. Thanks, but I'm almost
back up to 120. So I'm like, oh jeez.
120. No, but for my
height and frame, it's just... No, I totally get what you're saying.
120 looks good on you.
Thank you.
But it's funny because that's normally what my weight is, is 120.
And I'm about 128 right now.
So it's like and fluctuates between 128 and 130.
And I hate it because I'm not used to seeing that number on the scale for me and my body.
And it's not fun to carry that weight around.
Like I just don't feel good.
I don't fit my clothes the same way.
And so but what I would suggest is I would suggest just get, just work really hard for
the next two or three months.
Yeah.
And then maybe in like September, October, think about doing it.
Because honestly, Sheena, the more, the older you get, the more, like at 34, literally,
it drastically changes like by 50%.
I just think it's a good backup plan because honestly, where I'm at in my life right now,
I am not looking for a relationship, anything serious can't picture myself pregnant having kids getting married again
right i i just can't see that but i'm like i might change my mind in five years and then i'll be like
i wish i had those 33 year old eggs but look at there's a perfect example this is why we're going
through this process because i decided gosh it's 18 years ago now yeah I had a vasectomy. And I did so because at that time, my son's mother,
it was very risky for her to get pregnant.
It was dangerous.
She was high risk.
She'd had a couple miscarriages.
And they just said, look, if she gets pregnant again,
I mean, it could be life-threatening to her.
And trying all different types of contraception just didn't work.
And so I made the decision at that time to have the vasectomy.
Which is reversible, correct?
It is. I even went through the reversal.
We went through it.
But the problem with the reversal is it has a very low success ratio because you're literally
reconnecting two small tubes that are smaller than the tip of a pen. So when it heals, it can
scar down. So if it scars down, well, now you've just blocked what you've just spent, you know, five hours in a major surgery repairing.
So it's a very low success ratio.
Yeah, I don't know what the success ratios are.
But, I mean, because I know a lot of people have reversed the vasectomies and been okay.
But sometimes when you have it for like 15 plus years like Slade did, it's just not going to work as well as, you know, if you had it a year or two after when you had the vasectomy,
from what I'm understanding.
But that was really hard.
I mean, Slade and I have been trying to have a baby now for four years.
I know.
And we did IVF one round before and lost all 14 embryos, which was just beyond devastating.
I can imagine.
And then he went through the reversal.
And that was 12 weeks of downtime and not being able to exercise or do anything.
It was a five-hour surgery and just literally on the couch for three days with peas on his little gonads.
So it was like a whole thing.
And bless his heart, he's gone through two major surgeries for me.
Because he had the vasectomy the first time, they had to go directly into the area and pull out six vials of sperm from there.
Into the testes.
They could actually retrieve from the tissue of the test.
Interesting.
So they had to go that.
He went through that full surgery for me.
Then he went through a second surgery of the reversal,
hoping that we could just naturally get pregnant because the IVF was so hard on me the first time.
And then that didn't work.
So then we went back through IVF this last round.
And, you know, at age 40, it was hard to see.
Like, you know, when you like,
cause you're like me, like we're, we're good at whatever we set our mind out to. Like we, we,
we know how to work hard. We have a good work ethic. We know how to get it done. If we need
to get it done, like nothing's intimidating to us on that end of the spectrum. However,
it's so weird when like, you don't have control over it. Like when it's just nature truly,
like it's not a matter of whether or not I could be good at IVF.
It's just the quality of my eggs because of my age.
There's no way around it.
It's hard to go through this and really not come out of it with something.
Because I think I also asked them,
while you're in there messing around,
can I at least get an extension or something?
And they flat out just went, sorry, nothing we can do for you, dude.
Like, yeah.
Oh, but I do want to mention, you know, you said something earlier about that you couldn't have afforded it back then.
SCRC, it's so cool.
And I love that they're doing this at Southern California Reproductive Center where Mark Suri is.
They are right now currently offering, or not right now, but they do in general.
They offer where you can actually freeze your eggs for like, I think they said like $118 a month or something, like $100.
Oh, wow.
Like something like that.
That's really good to know.
It's really cool because I love that they have that financing available because I don't want anyone to ever feel like they can't afford it.
Right.
And that's why they don't choose to do something.
So I'm so grateful for facilities like that that realize like, you know, it's something that you can't take back.
You know, like you can't be 42 and be like, oh, I want a baby.
And then, oh, shoot, I can't have a baby.
Well, it was so amazing for us, too, because she did experience negative reactions to some of the medications.
She got sick on some of the antibiotics.
And they were so good about, you know, weekly checkups.
We're going to modify the medications. We're going to take you off this particularups. We're going to modify the medications.
We're going to take you off this particular drug.
We're going to add this.
So it was almost like a custom cocktail.
It was.
Specifically for each client so they have the most positive experience possible
because it's hard enough as it is.
And they have the best embryologists and labs.
So I'm just saying this because we're on radio.
I want to make sure that people – it doesn't have to be Dr. Mark Seri.
I just think that people really need to know that these things are a make or break deal.
If you don't have a good embryologist, if you don't have a good lab, it can literally change the outcome of what you're doing.
My friend MJ, who's on SHAs, she goes to a different doctor but still at the same place.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And you guys are about the same age.
That's right.
I forgot MJ was doing it.
Yeah, MJ was doing it there, yeah.
Yeah, that's so exciting.
But what she's saying is true. And you guys are about the same age. I forgot MJ was doing it. MJ was doing it there, yeah. Yeah, that's so exciting.
But what she's saying is true.
It's like the physician and his team up front for the retrieval aspect, that's only half the battle.
So now you've retrieved these eggs.
That's great.
But it has to be handed off to the other part of the team is where your embryologist and your geneticist and all these other people come into play.
And the role they perform is so critical so having those people in house at the same
location those two working together which you don't want is going in and doing egg retrieval
right having to send it off to a different location it's a it's a group of people you
don't know what the environment's like who they are so the fact that everything's under one roof
yeah that's really i like that no i'm definitely gonna make an appointment and go back with him
yeah i liked him good a lot good so the moral of the story is ladies, freeze your eggs.
Yes, freeze your eggs.
All right.
So baby before wedding.
Yeah.
Okay, Andy Cohen.
No, you know what's so funny?
Okay, so here's where I think I stand with this whole thing.
And by the way, you're getting the first exclusive Sheena Shea.
Ooh.
Wait, wait.
Which is great.
Is that your name still, Sheena Shea?
Yeah.
Okay.
This is so great because I don't even know what she's going to talk about. Okay. Wait, is that your name still, Sheena Shay? Yeah. It's still legally.
This is so great because I don't even know what she's going to talk about.
So where do you stand, boo?
No, so here's the truth.
So Slade and I have been together now 10 years.
And according to all of my fabulous pre-cast members, it was fake and just for TV and all
the bullshit, which actually is so good to be sitting here with you because you've known
us for so long.
Oh, for sure.
So you could tell the world like how this is like a legit relationship but the point is is that um we've
been together so we've known each other for 18 years we've been together for 10 years now and
it's funny because i swear to you every time i turn around now i feel like anybody in hollywood
is getting divorced and everybody who just recently right everyone who just like like
everybody that seems like
they've waited so long to get married.
Like the Brad and Angelina. Divorced.
Justin and Jennifer. Divorced.
Tatum and
Gina. Or how do you say her name?
Gina Dewan. Yeah. Divorced.
Oh, Jenna. Yeah, it's Jenna and it's Channing.
Brooke Burke and
David Charbette. They were together for five years.
Because we know them too. Finally get married.
Divorce.
They were so cool together.
We've been to their home. They're great people.
But the minute the marriage happens.
Things change.
Things change.
Things change.
It's so weird.
But I legit feel like it's almost a curse.
And I'm so worried about getting married and actually creating issues between us when we
have such a great, amazing relationship right now.
So I think we might be like Goldie and Kurt or Oprah and Stedman and just be okay with that.
Let's definitely move towards Oprah and Stedman.
Yes.
I like their numbers too.
Just don't be Courtney and Scott.
No.
Yeah, no.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
No.
So how's your handbags and makeup and bathing suits and everything doing?
And all the stuff that we do.
Gretchen and Christine.
Summer fun.
Gretchen and Christine. You fun. Gretchen and Christine.
You know what?
It's doing really well.
It was very exciting.
This past year, we were acquired by a really amazing group of people.
You know, you work eight years of your life to get to a point where you have somebody
come in and that wants to acquire you and take you to the next level where you can scale
it up a much bigger level than we could on our own.
So that was really, really exciting.
And it was a very proud moment for me in my business.
So it's going really well.
I mean, we have a beautiful collection right now that it was a vegan collection that did
really, really well for us.
And it's at GretchenChristine.com.
And you can check it out.
She's like shameless plug, www and um i'll post a swipe
up also thank you yeah and so you know it's going really good i mean it's funny because there's not
too much to talk about i mean it's it's business and it's hard and i get up every day and work on
it and bust my butt and you know you have the cutest things i love thank you so it's fun and
it's going good wouldn't you say babe, there's always something new. Yeah.
Because we've done swim.
We've done shoes.
We've done fashion.
Yeah.
Cosmetics.
Handbags.
Done a lot of stuff.
And we're looking at a lot of those categories coming back because we're redesigning those
categories and there's new projects that are related to.
Maybe a baby line maybe one day.
I think that's natural progression.
Yeah.
And then it is really fun to be honest.
I can see some like bomb ass diaper bags by Gretchen Christine
so many people keep saying that
totally bomb ass bags
obviously we're looking at
you know hair care
and hair tools
and styling
but if you do hair care
well then you want to do
stuff for baby
it's a natural transition
so it's really fun
well I just love
creating and designing
and with something like that
I mean beauty
wellness
all that
it's like the possibilities
are endless
you can do so many things
exactly
so I miss you on Housewives and I actually don't watch it anymore Beauty, wellness, all that. It's like the possibilities are endless. You can do so many things.
So I miss you on Housewives.
And I actually don't watch it anymore because you're not on it.
Literally the year you stopped.
I was like, I'm not recording this anymore.
So I keep to Jersey and Beverly Hills.
Got to support my Bravo fan.
But if you're not on OC, I'm not watching. I love you.
You're so sweet.
Would you ever go back?
A lot of people have asked.
You know what?
It's funny.
I think for a minute there, I thought there might be a possibility that I would consider it.
I think we're at the stage now of our life where it's just not.
Yeah.
It's just not.
It's not really where we're at anymore in our life.
Like, I feel like we've grown past the show.
Yeah.
And I feel like walking back into that, I would just be walking back into such a negative energy and such
like ugly space. And I, you don't even realize how much you're caught up in the negativity and
yuckiness of it until you really step away from it. And so I think that we're just, we're really
focused on some really exciting projects that we have in the works right now. We're doing a lot of
things, um, behind the camera that we're really excited about.
And he has some amazing projects that he's producing on and doing.
So that's been really exciting for us to still be in the entertainment space
but not necessarily have to be on a show like House Size
that's just all about negativity and tearing women down.
Because it's so against the grain of who I am as a person.
I get it.
You get it.
And my big issue, I didn't mean to cut you off, love bug.
My biggest issue is that the shows have become so big and so popular,
which is fantastic for every CM Bravo.
You get people, though, that are willing to say and do anything
to keep their paycheck and to stay on the show.
So it really kind of starts your road away at the true reality of what's happening
because you have these people that are just so desperate at times.
There's a lot of new girls that serve.
A lot, right?
Everyone wants to come in.
And here's the sad thing too is that you're easily replaced.
Yeah.
Right?
Because there's somebody right behind you willing to say something
or cause controversy or make something up.
I mean, I can't even tell you the people that – they used to use Gretchen's picture for
casting.
And so they would do casting calls.
Yeah.
And then all these people would come in.
Oh, yeah.
I know Gretchen and Slade.
And yeah, we go way back.
And da, da, da.
And the production would call us and go, well, do you know these people?
We have no idea who those people are.
No.
But they're saying anything they can in the process because they want to be part of the
show.
They're literally like taking a picture of me like off the internet and putting their
face next to it.
Photoshopping.
And making it look like we're friends.
Legit.
I've seen them.
I've seen them.
And I'm like, wait, what?
So it's just interesting to see.
We've moved on.
If you were us, would you ever go back?
I don't think so.
I think you guys are in a really good place that I don't think you need to do that anymore.
I had to ask because so many people have asked me. They're like, you're friends with him. Is she going to be back on the show? I love her. And I was like, I don't think you need to do that anymore. I had to ask because so many people have asked me.
They're like, you're friends with him.
Is she going to be back on the show?
I love her.
And I was like, I don't think so.
We'll just do a new show with you and Gretchen.
Yeah.
How about that?
Let's do it.
Another spinoff.
Yeah.
Sheena and Gretchen take Vegas.
That would be so hot.
Right?
Yeah.
Are you still friends with any of the women from the show?
Like who are currently on it or in the past?
So, I mean, it's interesting because it kind of changes depending on the season and who's friends on that season.
I was really, I was friends with Vicky and Kelly and Lydia and the new girl last year, Peggy.
But then Kelly and I had a little bit of falling out because she said some pretty cruel things about me getting pregnant.
Then she apologized when we were at the Watch What Happens Live thing.
Oh, yeah.
So that was good.
But then I found out like a week later that she was talking shit about Slade again to one of my friends.
So I was like, oh, you know, it's just like it's like I don't want to have an issue with her.
But it's just too bad that like she has to have such an issue with my man.
But which he's never done anything to her.
But whatever.
So and I would say I'm still friends with Vicky. But, you know, she's never done anything to her but whatever um so and i would
say i'm still uh friends with vicky but you know she's kind of made up with tamra again and when
you're you know when you're friends with tamra she doesn't want you even looking at gretchen so
you know what i mean like yeah it kind of makes it like hard or awkward and then lydia yes um
gina laurie uh let's see we were just on the boat with Peggy. Peggy Tannos. Lizzie.
Oh, Lizzie.
Lizzie's a very good friend of mine.
Oh, nice.
So yeah, so I definitely have good relationships still with a lot of girls.
And obviously it was so much fun to do the Watch What Happens Live.
That was so fun.
That was so fun.
Night of 172 doors or whatever.
I know.
It was like doorbells.
It was 31 but close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I think we have a better relationship
honestly with most
of the Beverly Hills cast
yeah
and it's funny
because we've filmed
so many different times
for Beverly Hills
so would you do
Beverly Hills
oh I mean listen
I would definitely
be more interested
in doing Beverly Hills
than OC
but here's the thing
first of all
they don't cross pollinate
like that
so it would never happen
but I am legitimately
good friends
with a lot of the girls
in Beverly Hills cast so I would love to you know hang out with them but
here's the funny part they um anytime because i filmed a lot yeah they always make they i'm never
on it i'm never on the show they always cut it oh yeah i mean even when you guys were at my wedding
like you wouldn't have seen you at all it's so interesting interesting. They don't like to cross-pollinate.
Unless they're specifically pulling
somebody from one. And it's like, we're legit friends
and not all reality stars
are friends because of reality stars.
Robbie Hayes is a good friend of mine. He was on
The Bachelor, so people just assume that's how I know him.
But actually, my best friend
Adam Spott and him went to FSU together.
And that's how I met him. Completely
unrelated to the show whatsoever. And that's how I met him. Completely unrelated to
the show whatsoever. And there's a lot
of other people who I've met through a mutual friend
outside of reality TV and they're like, oh
all you reality stars know each other. I'm like, a lot of us
do and a lot of us do meet that way as well.
But we met
Lisa Van Pumpe even before she was on the show. She came
up to us in Villa Blanca
and was talking to us and saying
Should we do the show?
I've been offered Beverly Hills. I remember that time. up to us in Villa Blanca and was talking to us and saying, Should we do the show? Yeah.
I've been offered Beverly Hills.
I'd like to do the show.
It's not picked up yet.
I remember that time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's funny because we are organically friends with a lot of girls in a lot of cities.
Well, because we were friends with Camille and we were at Camille's Christmas party.
Uh-huh.
Well, that's when Eileen Davis and Vinny were there.
Yeah.
And they hadn't been picked up yet for the show.
Right.
But they had been auditioned for the show.
And so they're like quizzing us and should we do it?
So we do meet all these people.
Kyle Richards, Kyle and Maurizio, which we have a great time with.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it is funny.
Yeah.
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I love the name Brandless.
I can't believe it's $3. I know.
How do they do that? How do they do it for $3?
That's so wild to me. It's like
the $2.99 only store.
It's 99 cents, but close.
There's a dollar tree and there's a 99 cent store.
I don't know about the $2.99 store.
I know, but they just made the $2.99.
I haven't heard the $2.99 store.
It's under $3.
They're like a $2.99.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
It's under $3, right?
Well, it's $3, but yeah, close.
$3.
You're off on your math, Freddie.
Everything's $3.
This is such a hard room.
I think we know what's next for you two.
Babies and a diaper bag.
Yeah, babies. I'm hoping babies. I think we know what's next for you two. Babies and a diaper bag. Yeah, babies.
I'm hoping babies.
I'm hoping babies fairly soon.
How many do you want?
You know what's interesting?
When I first started thinking about having kids, I wanted four.
And then my vagina hurt after I thought about that.
And then I really, I think that, first of all, I want to have one and see how I do.
Because, you know, this has been 40 years of all, I want to have one and see how I do. Yeah.
Because, you know, this has been 40 years of my life that I've had my life.
Yeah. And, like, I think it's going to be such a drastic change.
Totally.
That I might go, oh, hell no.
We might even get twins.
I'm going to get one.
Okay, so here's what's interesting.
Everybody says that, by the way.
I know.
Every single person.
We have weird things that happen with the whole twin thing.
But I think two is about right for us.
I think two is good.
But we might only get one.
I mean, listen.
You never know.
And if you have one, that kid's going to be spoiled as hell.
So hey.
And in a way, if I know Gretchen, she's going to adopt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've always thought about that too.
She'll adopt six.
Yeah.
Why not?
We're going to have a small farm.
Yeah.
Everyone needs a home.
Yeah.
So true.
How is your son doing, Slade?
He's hanging in there.
Thanks for asking.
He just turned 18.
Hanging tough.
He turned 18. Yeah. I can't believe asking. He just turned 18. Hanging tough. He turned 18.
Yeah.
I can't believe that.
Which is so incredible.
Praise the Lord.
Because the prognosis was not diagnosed at five.
And they said you'd be lucky if he makes it to eight.
Yeah.
So it's kind of a catch-calling.
He's outlived all doctor's predictions.
He's a tough cookie.
And his other son, his older son, Gavin, got engaged.
Yes, I just saw that.
Yeah.
So we've been planning his wedding.
You guys might have babies at the same time.
Isn't that weird?
We've talked about that, and he's like, oh, hell no.
I'm not having babies for a little while.
So I'm like, okay.
Because I'm like, you've got another brother or sister coming, buddy.
Yeah, we made Gavin birthed.
Or Kevin birthed.
He did?
What did he birth?
No, we made him babysit a lot when he was younger.
And I know, so his fiance, the dad has how many brothers and sisters?
Was it like nine?
Oh, yeah.
A big family on that side.
So they spend a lot of time babysitting the niece and the nephews and all the other kids.
That is the best form of birth control.
Yeah, that's what they say.
Oh, absolutely.
They spend so much time with the kids that Gavin and Ken are like, we're not having kids.
Yeah, there's so many kids in my family.
All my cousins just keep having kids, and I'm like, I have the baby for a few minutes, and then I'm like, you can take him back now. kids. Yeah. There's so many kids in my family. All my cousins just keep having kids. And I'm like, I have the baby for a few minutes.
Then I'm like, you can take him back now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One of my cousin's kids, oh my God, he's this little butterball.
He's so heavy and so adorable.
So every time we hang out, I just hold him and I do my squats.
Oh, that's smart.
That's smart.
Use the baby as a weight.
And I'm done.
That's so funny.
Wait, I literally have a question.
Yes.
So I don't even know what's going on with Rob currently.
Can I ask that?
I'm like so clueless.
Are we getting lunch after this?
Because that's a longer conversation.
Oh, apparently we are.
I have to head over to Laser Away.
Okay.
Wait, I need to go with you there.
Yeah.
Do we talk about that?
I'm going to head there from here and then we can get lunch and we can talk about that.
Because I haven't heard the update on that.
I'm not talking about him anymore in my podcast.
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Yeah, we got a lot to do at lunch.
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Yes.
Yeah?
Yeah, it's actually legit.
Well, if you're looking for one, you're probably familiar with those terms like MSRP, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so you might even know what it stands for.
I don't know what it means.
Or you do.
Yes.
You mean a manufacturer's suggested retail price.
Oh, there you go, Slade.
You're the first person on my show to know what it stands for.
The first person swear.
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I don't have many product manufacturers in here.
Good point.
Have you heard the term EBITDA?
No, but there's also with MSRP, there's invoice, list price, dealer price, and it can be enough to confuse the average person.
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Is it an app?
Wow.
I think it's just the app.
It doesn't even matter.
It's a True Car appraisal system.
Yeah.
So they can correct appraisal on your vehicle based upon purchases.
Yeah.
Cool.
That's awesome.
They do that in real estate, you know.
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Apparently, I need to hang out here more and learn about all these things that we can get.
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This has really been a good show.
This has been fun, guys.
I know.
Okay, so I have to run over to Laserway and get zapped.
It'll only take five minutes.
What are you zapping?
Bikini and underarm.
I'm single.
You gotta be ready at all times.
You never know when you're gonna go.
Doesn't the bikini hurt?
Tell me the truth.
Does bikini hurt?
So, the first time, not at all.
And we were filming the first time I got it done.
I'm just laying there like legs spread.
I was good.
Yeah.
And each time, like the frequency or whatever, it gets stronger.
So each time it gets a little more intense.
If you've had caffeine or on your period, it's even more intense and sensitive.
Really?
Today, I'll let you know.
It's my last session today.
Okay.
So I'm going to head over to Laserway.
Okay.
We can go get some lunch at Villa Blanca after if you guys want.
How long does it take to?
Five minutes.
It's literally right down the street.
Yeah.
Weird.
It's so quick.
Well, at this point, there's not much left on the landing strip.
So let me tell you a funny story.
I wore the same dress to Villa Blanca on Friday.
Oh.
You did, huh?
That's okay.
I did.
Just because I was feeling fat.
So this is like one of those.
Well, you look great.
Thanks.
Tell everyone where they can find y'all on socials.
So you can find me on all my social channels at Gretchen Rossi.
And then my website is GretchenChristine.com.
And you can find me at Gretchen's social media.
Because I don't post.
He doesn't really post.
I'm antisocial.
Yeah.
I have no personality.
Oh, bullshit. Basically in the background on G. I have no personality. Oh, bullshit.
Basically in the background on Gretchen's social media.
Oh, lordy.
And you guys know where to find me, at Sheena, and follow at Shenanigans for behind the scenes.
Lots of fun stuff.
Thank you guys so much for being here.
Thanks for having us.
Yay.
Thanks for having us.
Here's the truth.
You guys should tune in, actually, to her next podcast because you have no idea what
type of shenanigans are going to happen at lunch.
Oh, true. And I'm sure by the time I'm done with these two, she'll be talking about it next week.
Alright, thanks for
listening. Bye.
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