Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Kentucky Bourbon and Kristen Doute

Episode Date: July 9, 2019

Scheana is back from Kentucky and drinking and podcasting with Kristen Doute! They're trying to lose their accents, sharing deets from the wedding, talking about dancing with Lance Bass(!!!), and the trouble with boys. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This is Shenanigans. And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea. This is Shenanigans. And now here's your host, Sheena Shea. What's up, y'all? So Kristen and I are chilling, drinking and podcasting from her amazing new house in Valley Village. No ho. What do you want to call this area? D, all of the above. Yes. We are fresh off airplanes from Kentucky. I think I still have a little bit of my accent. I've said y'all more in the last five days than I think I have in the last five years. I think that's from being around Brittany because we all know Brittany has a thick accent,

but damn, Brittany's got an accent when she's in Kentucky. But literally, yesterday, on my last day there, everywhere we went, I felt like people didn't even like ask where I was from anymore. Or if I was visiting, they just thought I was from Kentucky because my accent was so thick. Cause y'all are on the farm. Yeah, dude. I wish.

Okay. So let's back it up. Let's start with the wedding. I mean, I'm sure by now you guys have all seen people magazine and all of the amazing photos we posted i mean that shit was a fucking fairy tale that was actually the best wedding i've ever been to and this old jack's that too i was like don't tell tom and katie and tom and katie's about to say no offense tom and katie's wedding was magical and it was wonderful but i it was something about jackson britney's whole weekend

it just went off without a hitch the ceremony was perfect the weather was beautiful and britney's three dresses were off the hook yeah it just went off with yeah it was so dope how she went from the really big like train dress and then to like the mermaid dress and then do a cocktail dress. And it was all the same dress. Yeah. Shout out to her wedding design. I mean, it was brilliant. And I mean, thankfully I had my nails, so I wasn't in charge of doing the changing of the dress. Did you help with that at all? I did help a little bit, but I got my nails right before. So even though we were there to like at Brittany's dress fitting. So we, a few of us went to Brittany's last dress fitting. So just so you guys know, if you're not married, you have multiple

dress fittings. Multiple. I didn't know that. Especially cause a lot of people lose weight before the wedding. So you have to like keep getting your dress, which Brittany did. I know they're like, how much more weight are you going to lose? Like, can you, can you just eat for the rest of the week? So your dress fits you. yeah so with taking britney's like her giant overcoat on and off and then taking that the bottom like um how do you say tool piece off of the bottom of her cocktail dress there were a lot of moving parts but luckily she had 12 11 bridesmaids and a bridesman to help out yes and it all just went seamlessly i don't think britney knew that there was any drama no it really did like i mean wait there was drama you'll have to wait for next season apparently so do i um but i mean literally other than like the sun being in our eyes and it being

really hot like the ceremony was beautiful their vows were perfect i mean who would have thought back when we were in high school that like Lance Bass would marry one of our friends seriously like as an officiant not as the groom seriously I mean it was my dream to have Lance Bass marry me yeah as my husband not my officiant right but you know we're not really his type no I I found that out later down the road I was like I Lance does not play for my team and lance's husband michael you are gorgeous oh my god he is i love them but i'm i couldn't be more happy for britney it was literally all of her dreams came true it was and even just like with the rehearsal dinner and she's like i just always wanted to have it like on the

rooftop of the castle and it's like boom you got it girl yeah like it was so perfect you just you know you manifest it into the universe and in the most positive manner the way britney nicole cartwright couchy has her whole life and wishes do come true seriously note to self i'm gonna start living my life like that right and there were like some fun surprises at the rehearsal dinner that like you guys are gonna love when you see it it was i was just just talking to one of my friends from Sir before this, and I was telling her everything about the wedding. And she was just like, whoa, that's like such a like unique, like fun surprise. Like none of us saw it coming.

Yeah. But we can't tell you guys about that just yet. Nope. You're going to have to tune in for that. But okay. One of my highlights, obviously, other than their amazing vows was at the reception so there was like the reception and then there was the after party reception hooters girls chicken wings fried pickles i would expect no less but dancing with lance bass in sync and i'm saying

in like not the band but i was in sync with him pun intended to bye bye bye like I'll never forget that moment for the rest of my life I know never and I'm so glad that our friends videotaped it I know it was so perfect and Brittany and her mom were just like losing their mind yeah so Lance we thank you seriously from the bottom of all of our bridesmaid hearts we thank you right when the song came on i was like wait i still know some of this choreography we know we all knew it it just came back yeah and then oh my god sandoval the next day he's like yo did you see me dancing with lance wait you gotta look at this i was like sandoval literally you see me in the video i'm standing right there i was watching the whole thing like we were all videotaping it was 20 years ago when

that came out i know crazy it Crazy. It's so insane. Like, I mean, God, high school. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's almost been 20 years. Yeah, about 20 years. That's so crazy. I graduated in 02.

Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Why are we so... When did we get old? This is how old we are. But we don't look it, nor do we feel it. No. And now we're both homeowners.

I mean, this place, like I know you still feel like you have a lot of work to do in it, but I mean, it looks amazing. The floors, the walls, the ceilings, the fireplace, the backyard, like everything. I'm just so happy for you. I'm so proud of you. Thank you. I know it's hard when people come in. I'm like, listen, there's a lot of work to do.

I still have boxes even though I've been here for'm like, listen, there's a lot of work to do. I still have boxes. I've been here for a month, but I've heard a lot of homeowners say that that's not odd. No. Still have boxes, especially when I'm doing it on my own. Absolutely. And I feel like if I was actually living in my house, my house would look the same right now. True.

Because like when I moved in my apartment, like there were just so many boxes I had from Vegas, from Park La Brea into Marina and I mean that shit took forever but it's great because your vacay home was a little easier it was I mean it was just like I kept the staging furniture in the living room only the rest of it I didn't like so it was just like moving into an empty house buying all new things like I didn't really have any boxes coming in true True. And each time I go, I take like another load, like of just like extra clothes. So now when I go, all I have to do is like bring my purse and a backpack and like, I'm good to go. So like when I buy my vacation house one day, I'll just take notes from you. Yeah. Ass hat. Yeah. Fourth. I'm excited to a 4th of July. I mean, by the time you guys are listening to this, you'll already have seen it on my Instagram.

But it's like my first holiday in my first home I've owned. I hope you come. It's going to be fun. Fireworks are legal in Palm Springs. And on Thursdays, they have the street fair and the live band. And it's going to be so dope. Palm Springs. Holla. Yeah.

But I just want to say I'm very proud of you. Thank you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you i'm proud of all of us that took that leap i mean shout out to tom and ariana for for me at least like giving me the balls to take that leap yeah i figured if it was possible for them they pulled the trigger then it was possible for me and i think jackson britney felt the same way i think i don't know about schwartz and kitty i assume they felt the same way but yeah i know that at least we did that. We were just like, you know what? If our friends can do it, we can do it too. And it's called be an adult, save your money, become very frugal

by frugal. I mean, I'm cheap as hell now. And the only money that I put anywhere goes into my house. Yeah. Ariana always says that they have like a 2019 no vacation, travel no travel i'm kind of right there i kind of am too that's why i'm like i'm glad i traveled so much at the beginning of this year like i literally went all over the world because then i got back i bought a house and now i'm like okay now i can't do that anymore yeah you just gotta you just become very adult like and all of a sudden very like conscious of where conscious of where like your money is going maybe a little more than we did when we were in our 20s totally and i mean back then it was just like you know you have paycheck to paycheck you just

go week by week you have five shifts okay here's enough to pay my rent and here's enough to go out to the club exactly enough to go out the club enough to like buy some dumb things online like buy some dresses to go shopping to buy a new purse but now i'm like no purse what no i just bought two toilets yeah so that's where i'm at in life okay and that's when you know like you're adulting and growing up is when you get excited for like appliances yes like i am so stoked on my washer and dryer at my house like they're so nice it dings and sings this song when it's done same i cannot wait to get a fucking toto toilet i said i was like when i move into a house one day and buy my own house the first thing i want to purchase is a toto toilet i want to walk into the bathroom have it open up seat heated like oh you want like the ball or banker because i'm like

i just bought two toto and I Amazon prime them, which also made me happy. I had them installed, but I did not buy like the top of the line. Well, cause I'm only going to get one for my room and because I'm not there all the time that I want to like spoil myself for when I am totally fair. But like the ones that Pandora has in her house that like when you walk in,

you know, it opens. Sure. It heats. I was telling Janet this. I'm like, I just want the toilet when you walk into the room and it's like, sheena come sit on me and she goes they talk i'm like janet no it's like a figure of speech like it opens up and it's basically saying like come sit on me i'm

warming company but she literally she want your toilet like you like your man. Yes, exactly. Sit on me. I'm ready. Warm and inviting. Oh my God. Totally. I think I need, I'm going to take a break on the, um, the man train for a little bit. Um, I'm, you know, I'm not on the pill right now because I'm freezing my eggs. Eventually. I don't even know when. So did I tell you what, I don't think I've talked about this on here yet. And if so, I'm sorry, I'm repeating myself. But, um, did I tell you what happened with my doctor last week when they called me? No. So I found out that I'm like three steps ahead of where I was last time when I went initially back in December, I had to get like all my levels done and I guess those don't really

change. And then I had to like go in when I was on my period because I have to take your hormone levels, check your egg count and all of this stuff. So it was like a couple months like leading up to getting ready to do injections. However, now this time that I've been on all of the supplements, I'm literally on like CoQ10, ubiquinol, DHEA, DHA and prenatals. So I'm on those every day. So I'm already like one step ahead on the supplements

and I stopped taking birth control. So I should be like, good to go. So when I called, I was like, Hey, I was like, so, you know, like we have the wedding at the end of the month. I want to get this done like right after. And I wanted to just like, you know, enjoy the 4th of July and then hopefully start injections next week. So I called my doctor and I was like, Hey, it was like, if I can make an appointment for my initial blood work. And she like oh great well that'd be day two or three of your period and I was like um it won't be I just finished mine and she was like oh well she's like okay well when your next one comes you have to wait so now I have to wait but the thing is I'm not on the pill anymore so I don't know when that's gonna come so you're not right because you're doing all of this because

I'm not super aware yeah so your period may not come within your 21 to 28 to 32 day window. It could be 45 days from now. So I'm like, so I've been sober and torturing myself like this summer for no reason. Like I quit smoking weed for no reason. I mean, obviously there's a reason. Be healthy, whatever. But in hindsight, it's like, ugh. But I'm like, but I didn't need to quit yet.

So I mean, yeah yeah I definitely drank in Kentucky I had some good Kentucky bourbon sure did I did my mom was like Sheena if you make that face after you shouldn't be drinking it doesn't look like it tastes good I was like no it's really good it's just burning it does it has a nice little burn it does I loved it but yeah so I found out that now I just have to it's just waiting until mother nature comes again. And then I go in and see where I'm at. And then they might be like, you're ready to start injections next week. Or they might be like, okay, get back on birth control. Is that when you become sober? Yes. Like as soon as you get the period, then you're like done drinking, done smoking weed.

Yes. And then the next day or the day after you go in and say, here I'm, here I am. Yeah. So what happened last time was, you can't plan for it at that point. No. And that's the thing. You can't tell them like, I think I'm going to start... You really won't know unless you have cramps or something. You could maybe assume. I have no idea.

And then when it's a month and it doesn't come, I'm like, am I? No, I'm not. But I just keep pregnancy tests at home all of the time because I'm so irregular with the pill that I'm on. And when I'm not on it, I'm irregular. Yeah. So I always just want to make sure. So I'm hoping and guessing that a lot of your listeners like really follow this and the ones even that maybe weren't following you are like interested in this. So you're probably gaining listeners that are like, wait, we want to hear about your journey through this. Cause I'm interested in, I'm not freezing my eggs, but

because if while we're on the topic, because the first time you ever went to just have your ovaries checked, just to see where you were at with things. Yeah. You were with me that day. You were still with Shay. This was a long time ago. And I went with you because I'm like, well, I'm old as fuck. So I might as well get mine checked too.

Well, I was, you're right. I was 33, 34 when we went. So when you actually went to go freeze them the following year, did they have to go through that process again of just like sticking that baby arm camera up your VJ? Multiple times. Multiple times. And had anything changed for you? So they had- I'm asking this for my own knowledge since I haven't gone since then. Had trouble finding one of my ovaries. And when they me, yes, they said that one was diminished. And then I went to another doctor because I wanted to just get a second opinion somewhere else. And she was like, look, no two

organs are the exact same size. She's like, it was a little harder to find, but it's here. You're good. You're fine. I was like, okay. So I waited another year because then I was dating doorman and I thought that was going somewhere. So I was like, well, I'm not going to freeze my eggs. If like, you know, I'm thinking this is going to go somewhere in the next year at our age, you would think like, just get me whatever. So, um, I waited then, you know, that obviously blew up in my face. So I was like, okay, Tyler Henry and I, when we sat down for that reading, he was just like, he told me that he saw me having babies in an unconventional, like vitro type of way and if i've been thinking about freezing my eggs i should

do it so i did it but what i found out were my amh like my hormone levels were so low like should be between 1.2 or 1.4 and 4.2 from my age and they were 0.28 so basically like non-existent like it probably will be very hard for me to get pregnant on my own and um once they got me on like the right supplements for that then they found out my estrogen was too high so then they had to put me back on birth control to get my estrogen down really fluctuated a lot between so much yeah so now i have no idea where i'm at now i just have to wait for mother nature to come again so i'm like well know, we're going to continue our drinking and podcasting. I'm going to have some,

I'm going to have some wine and weed, some good old Kentucky bourbon. But anyway, so, um, that's where I'm at with that. So I just think it's such an interesting thing for like anyone, like around our age.

Totally. And that's to hear about if you were trying to, if you've been through it, like I have a lot of friends who've trying to if you've been through it like I have a lot of friends who've gotten pregnant lately that have been through it others that have gone through a few times have not yet and yeah clearly I'm in no place to be popping babies out anytime soon yeah something that I look forward to whether I ever get married or not I would love to be a mother yeah and I know like I say like I mean honestly like I am very happy in my life single traveling and all that and I know I don't need you just want to be a mother yeah and I know like I say like I mean honestly like I am very happy in

my life single traveling and all that and I know I don't need you just want to be a mom yeah but I know I don't need that to complete my life and I know as of right now I have no interest in being a single mom that could change I mean 10 years ago I didn't want kids then five years ago I did and now I'm like I don't know I'm fine either way but I just know if like you know the right guy does come along eventually if he wants kids I'm going to want that again and if it's that happens and I'm like 39 then I'll be like why didn't you do this shit when you were 33 Sheena you had the money you were available you had the time no excuse not to do it yeah so this is I think a very selfless thing I'm doing for my future maybe child absolutely boy man man done with the boys

done with the fuck boys you know what let's transition into some fuck boys you want to hear a fun story i sure do so these are my favorite single sheena moment like tell me about your fuck boys because i haven't lived that life in so long oh do i have a story for you okay so last night i'm on the plane flying back from kentucky longest fucking travel day ever. You cannot fly direct into Lexington, Kentucky. You either got to drive to Louisville. You got to drive to Cincinnati.

You got to have layovers. So it was just, it was a long day. So I'm on the- A lot of tornadoes out in the Midwest right now. Seriously. So I'm on the last leg of the flight and I um, I got wifi, but just the messaging wifi. Cause I'm like, I don't need to just be on my phone.

Like I just don't need to spend money where you don't need to spend money. It's on Delta. Thank you. Free wifi messaging. So I was like, I'm going to get the free messaging. I'm not going to pay whatever for the wifi on the flight. I'm watching movies.

I don't need to be on my phone. But if a message comes through, like I was waiting on my work schedule, his message came through. So Janet texts me. Okay. And she goes, hey, is Adam dating someone? And I'm like, no, I just hung out with him last week.

No, he's not dating anyone. And she's like, hmm, okay. And I'm like, okay, well, now you're going to fucking tell me why you're saying this. And I muted him like three months ago. Granted, the last like month and a half we've been hanging out again trying to be friends again like he picked me up at the airport last week handle your best friendship without whatever without putting the p in the v yes he picked me up from the airport we like watched a movie back at my place and it just felt like

old like adam and really watched a movie yes she really watched a movie. Yes. We not watched a movie. Whatever. So anyway, so it just, things felt like they, I mean, and you know what? I never should have even opened the door again, but I missed him as a friend. And I was just like, you know what? We, we can make this work. Like we, Janet text you is he, then she So what she's saying is, I heard he is. Yes.

And I'm like, what are you talking about? So she sends me a screenshot and it tap to download, tap to download. I don't have fucking Wi-Fi. I won't download. Yeah. Your long ass nails are clicking, clicking, clicking. Like, don't do this to me. I'm like trying to go on Instagram.

I'm trying to refresh it. And I'm like, what is she talking about? So. This is where, y'all, this is where I'm sure anyone who watches Vanderpump rules and those for those of you who don't, this is where she and I connect souls. If that text got sent to me, I would lose my, I'd probably ask my random neighbor next to me. Like if I could like borrow their wifi, get on their computer to log in or something just

so I could know the neighbor sitting next to me was my mother and as I'm telling her what Janet's texting me she goes yeah I saw that last night and didn't know if I should say anything to you and I'm like I'm sorry you saw what so she shows me the picture and it's him on a romantic Mexican vacation with this girl who I've been told for the last three years was just a friend, literally just a friend. Do I know who this is? No, but we'll. Oh, I can't wait to see.

I'll show you after. Just brings me so much joy. So literally I'm just like, hold up, hold up. Then I'm texting, um, Dana and Logan last night we were just like Talking about Palm Springs this week and what not And I'm texting her and I was like and she Was do you want me to do some stalking for you and I was like I mean yeah because I

Will never be the girl who looks at an ex's Page who goes to look at the girl Who their date like I just I don't do that I don't Look at who they're following I don't look at Well yeah if someone wants like okay you can Let me know because like I don't I just I don't do that I never have what's the difference in letting your friends do it for you and doing it yourself because I have over a million followers in a verified account and I don't want anyone getting

a view on their story that I viewed it that's one reason oh for sure also I just I don't like seeing that shit like I told everyone for the last three months i've muted adam i told my mom that which is why she didn't say anything but janet i'm like janet i told you i don't want to know anything don't tell me but she was like well i had to once i saw this so then dana and logan are like oh we're gonna go look then they're sending me screenshots of this girl's story where they're like cave diving and like doing all this. Like it was like two drinks, two coffees to the, and I'm like, what in the actual fuck? So right as the plane lands, all of the photos download. And I'm just like, live it. I'm like, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Like literally we've been hanging out for the last like seven, eight weeks. Apparently that's how long this has been going on for. And so I texted him last night and I was like, Hey, landed. Are you back yet? Because he told me he was going, he had a job in Atlanta, which is where she lives. He had a job in Atlanta and he was going to go do that. And then, um, I just thought he was there until Monday. Cause he said he'd be back on Monday. And I was like, Oh, me too. That's when I get back from the wedding. He's like, perfect. Let's catch up and hang out when you're back. I was like, sounds good. So I was like, um, I get back from the wedding he's like perfect let's catch up and hang out when you're back I was like sounds good so I was like um I'm back did you get back yet he didn't answer it this morning text me back and was like yeah landed at nine um exhausted blah blah blah and I was like oh do you want to maybe grab lunch today I'm going to be in the area he's like oh I can't I'm

slant excuse excuse and I'm like okay I'm just gonna ask because I'm not gonna go crazy and I'm just because at the end of the day you do want want to know. Yes, of course. You want him to tell you. Yeah. And I'm still like not believing it because I'm like, even if he tells you, how do you really feel about it? I think the thing people need to understand, and maybe you say this on your other podcast is just like, this is where you and I, again, you and I are so similar. It's like, we're like newborn babies. We need attention and affection or we will die. And we don't hide that. No, I don't require a lot. Where it's from friends or it's from the significant other or the fuck boy or the guy you're dating or the one that's

flirting with you, you require and ask for, and you are not shy about saying, I want your attention. I want your affection. It's very fucking simple. Yeah. And so I'm like, okay, I'm just going to ask. So I was like, um, so what was going on in Mexico? And he's like, nothing was going on in quotes, just extended my shoot to a vacation. And I'm like, with who? And he tells me her name.

And I was like, oh, I'm like, I thought she was dating your best friend. I'm like, just the two of you her name and I was like oh I'm like I thought she was dating your best friend I'm like just the two of you went together and he's like she's not basically you were jealous of course it's gonna make you jealous because you don't want right but okay okay so no no this is not okay especially me finding out this way after I've been hanging out with him again for the last month and a half. So he's like, she's not seeing him anymore. And I was like, Oh, okay. I go, this makes sense. And he's like, what makes sense? And I go, all of the things people were sending me last night. I'm like, I have random people, fans on Instagram, DMing me that you have a new girlfriend. I have my friends texting me. I have my mom who saw something like now quite the shenanigan.

have my friends texting me. I have my mom who saw something like now quite the shenanigan. If I do this for myself. So all of this is getting sent to me. And I was just like, you know what? I'm just going to, he was like, I'm not texting you about this anymore. I was like, then meet with me in person. And he was like, okay, are you free? And I was like, yeah, I asked you to get lunch today. I'm free until like I had shit in this afternoon. And so I go over and I meet him on the rooftop at his work where it's like super sunny and hot out. Literally we sit down, there's no one up there. I wanted at least like a glass of wine or water or something, no one working up there. So we sit down and the second we sit down, he literally takes his shirt off and just like you know perfect abs all tan from his Mexican vacation I'm just like are you kidding me? That's like the douchiest way. We could have started this conversation

I was there Kristen for about four minutes before I left and I was just like you know what okay? First of all how long has this been going on for he says about a month and a half like interesting We've been hanging out for a month and a half. Granted, we like haven't like had sex or anything like that, but like you haven't told me this and we've been hanging out. I mean, it doesn't really owe it to you as, but you want him to give it to you.

Out of respect. When I was dating Max last year, I had a conversation with him in person. That was like, this is where we need to be. Like, just, just so you know, I am seeing someone, like, I just, out of respect for you, want to give you a heads up. A mutual understanding the two of you have had.

Yes. Is this is what we need to do for each other. Because this is the level of our friendship and relationship. And I never. And he did not, he didn't honor that. No, I never posted any couple-y photos with Max. I posted, I can did not. He didn't honor that. No, I never posted any couple photos with Max. I posted. I can literally count.

It was four or five Insta stories that were like group things with like Zach and Logan or like James and Raquel at the like Vanderpump Dog Gala and things like that. But out of respect for him, I never posted stuff. But you know what? Not everyone is just like me. No, they're not not really everyone gives a shit about your well-being no you give a shit about their well yeah and so I'm just like a hard lesson we've had to learn oh yeah our mothers have taught us

like literally I'm like okay and so I'm just like just sum this up, because it was a very short conversation. I was like, okay, so you're going to say that you felt like you didn't owe me the respect to tell me this. And you thought it was okay for me to find out online on Instagram. And he was just like, well, he's like, I didn't want to hurt you. Maybe that's why I didn't tell you. And I'm like, Adam, it's going to hurt either way. You can't commit to me. Then it just, it was just me.

It was me. It wasn't that you're terrified of commitment when you're dating this chick. And I was just like, I think you just at least owed me enough respect to have a conversation with me in person. About seven weeks ago when she was visiting LA, didn't know this until today, he brought her to Tom Tom and Max janet and other people were there that night and they saw him there with the girl and i was like no no he's not that dumb he's not gonna take a girl to tom tom and so i asked him about it the next day and i was like yo i go a

lot of people told me they saw you at tom tom with the girl last night like i don't want to be crazy like if you're dating someone totally cool just i would appreciate you giving me a heads up before you're out publicly at a place I'm at four days a week. If you took her to TomTom, me thinks he wanted you to find out, but he didn't have the balls to tell you. So he still didn't because he goes, that's my friend from college. I used to work for her dad. Like, get over it. And I was like, okay.

Still didn't tell me. Still didn't tell me. So then today I was like, so you didn't want to hurt me. So that's why you didn't tell me. And he was like, well, if you were going to be hurt either way, what's the difference? And I said, the difference is, had you been a man and told me to that's why you didn't tell me and he was like well if you were going to be hurt either way what's the difference and i said the difference is had you been a man and told me to my face you'd still have a friend and now you don't i said good luck with that and i grabbed my bag and i walked the fuck out unfollowed done unfollowed he's canceled and now it's official on shenanigans he's canceled like i'm i'm making this public so i don't even

like have a chance of going back to it because he's gonna be so pissed when he hears about this yeah because well who cares what he thinks that's the thing i don't care i'm just saying you know if you say it out loud then there it is yep bye real self-love baby sheena sheena exactly i'm just like you know what you gotta practice real self-love and in Sheena Sheena. Exactly. I'm just like, you know what? You got to practice real self-love. And in that like. If a person no longer serves you or makes you happy, you got to walk away. Thank you. And I'm like, okay, here's the thing. Like if like the whole like seven, eight weeks that we like.

It wasn't even that long. It was maybe like six weeks that we didn't really like hang out or talk. It was like April. And then like he didn't come to my birthday party. And like people were like commenting online. They're like, why isn't Adam at your birthday party? But like his fucking family was there. But like he wasn't there.

And I was just like, oh, he had to work or whatever. Like making excuses per use. But I'm like during the whole time that him and I actually weren't hanging out. And I've been like talking to like someone else like very casually. But I was like, I've been so happy. And it felt like a weight was lifted. Then comes back into my life he comes over apologizes for not being at my birthday party we talk and I'm like you know let's work on being friends again like I think we can do that you're just going in circle circle circles and I'm like why did I let

you back in why you were dating someone the whole time why did I let you back in like as a friend as anything you don't even have enough respect for me to be a man and tell me to my face that you're dating someone yeah fuck off I just think I think to all the all the ladies or the dudes out there that are going through the same things I will personally say that I don't think Adam is a piece of shit Adam I don't I know you listen to this and I don't think you're a total piece of shit, but I think when you have relationships or friendships, whatever you want to call them with someone else and you know that person and love that person in any sort of way, you need to respect and love the way that they are. Cause we, we're all different people. Yeah. We all, you know, you and I know this with all the different

friendships and boyfriends and relationships we've had, everyone operates a little bit differently. But what I expect, and I know what you expect from the people that are in your life is that they know how you operate and maybe they don't all operate the way that we do. And that's fine, but this is the way you operate. And the thing is, and he knows how you operate than almost anyone. And just because you don't operate the same way that he does, I think that anyone who's in your life that cares for you should respect above and beyond how you operate. Just the way that you do, how they operate. And I even had this conversation with him.

And I think that's really important. When I heard there was a girl with him at TomTom, and I was like, I'm sure it's just a college friend. He has a bunch of college friends who come to visit. They're like fans. They want to go to Tom Tom. They made lots of excuses, but it's just like, but I'm like after that and I was like, okay, just do me a favor.

And if you were to start dating someone, just give me a heads up. So I'm not blindsided. I had this conversation with him two months ago and he's like, I'm never going to do that. And he's like, I don't think I'm ever going to date anyone. Like I don't want commitment. I'm never going to be with anyone. So like you never have to to do that. And he's like, I don't think I'm ever going to date anyone. Like, I don't want commitment. I'm never going to be with anyone. So like, you never have to worry about that. And then boom, dating the one girl I've always questioned him about that.

He's like, just a friend, just a friend, just a friend. Isn't that how it always happens? Yeah. It's the ones they tell you not to worry about that you got to worry about. I'm just like, fuck off, dude. I'm done. Shout out to Tom and Ariana. I love you two together.

And I want to go to your wedding if you do ever have one. But I'm just like, fuck off, dude. I'm done. Shout out to Tom and Ariana. I love you two together. And I want to go to your wedding if you do ever have one. But I'm just saying. Whatever. So anyways. I had to call it because everyone's thinking it. Yes. But like just all this. I'm like, OK, I am glad that like I didn't find this out when I'm like going through

injections and on hormones and like sober, sober. I can't even. Because weed, wine and CBD definitely just like help that sober. Lord, I can't even. Because weed, wine, and CBD definitely just like. Help that anxiety. Helps with my anxiety. Do you take any like, I know you smoke weed. DLF above, weed, wine, and CBD. CBD.

Yeah, so with, yeah, I know I like CBD. The drops are like tough for me. Yeah. But I really like whatever I can take that's like high CBD and less THC. Because sometimes when I, and I love, don't, don't get me wrong y'all. I live in LA and I love wheat. Yeah. But sometimes with anxiety, I prefer CBD over the THC because the way my chemically brain,

my chemical brain works is that THC can make me a little paranoid. So I prefer the high CBD over THC, but I like the mixture. Yeah, and I feel like there's a lot of misinformation out there about CBD. So this is one thing that for me has definitely helped. And I just found out all of these crazy things. Did you know there was a study by the university of Pennsylvania that revealed 70% of CBD oils are actually frauds. Really?

Yeah. So like what you see on the label for like seven out of 10 CBD oils is like not what's actually inside the bottle. Interesting. Yeah. I fortunately only go with brands that I totally trust specific brands, but I won't say them at the moment. I'll give you a shout out on Instagram because it's not my podcast. But I'll say you guys should never take CBD until you do one thing. So go to, and Kristen,

you could do this as well because this is a brand you can trust. Go to www.mycompletetcbd.com and see for yourself. You guys can educate yourself. If you know anyone who's tried CBD, no matter how excited they are about it, please share this news with them as soon as possible. And I think it's like no one's talking about like CBD as much as they should, but I got like some like... And can I interrupt?

They really should be because many states, most states in our country are not thc friendly no and even the ones that are a lot of people in those states like shout out to michigan who is a thc friendly state um a lot of a lot of people in that state are not thc friendly but they are cbd friendly so i think it's really important to i agree with you that it's really important to like have your knowledge on and anything you're putting in your body body. I don't care if it's vitamins or Advil or like prescription or not prescription, anything you're putting in your body, you should know what the hell you're doing. Totally. And it's been like helping my dad with like his joint pain. I got him this like, cause like, I mean, you know, like people get drug tested at their work. Like some,

you know, a lot of places are not okay with having TH senior system, but CBD is totally different. So you want to make sure that it's legit. Exactly. But if you guys go to my complete CBD.com, they literally reveal everything, including the reason why you simply can't take CBD without doing this one thing. So again,

my complete CBD five.com right now to see why you should never take CBD until you do this one thing. And, um, yeah, that's my complete CBD and the number five.com right now to see why you should never take CBD until you do this one thing. And, um, yeah, that's my complete CBD and the number five.com. Yeah. And why not? If you're on the internet all the time anyway, just do it. Yeah. I think the first time I missed the five. So again, my complete CBD number five.com or the copy was messed up. Oops. But you guys get the gist. So, yeah. Wine, weed, and CBD. That's my shit. Same-sies.

But I was just, like, literally fuming today when I saw all of that. And, like, you're going to say, oh, it wouldn't have made a difference how you found out. Well, the difference is you just lost me. Bye. Boing.

Bye. Oh, my God. I love Girl Time with sheena oh it's so fun right i don't think people know how similar we are i know i really don't think that they know that i don't think people see us like together enough like whether it's like on the show or on social media because it's like i feel like too like when we're together we're not always like posting about it we're just like enjoying each other's company because we're not similar in the way that you hang out with a lot of people not a lot but you hang out with some people that i'm not fans of yeah then we don't hang out as much and i was a home body for a long time while you were single sheena and kind of were like this like butterfly social

person and i just was so not yeah and still i'm kind of not but as far as our actual like souls and our hearts are concerned and like the way we feel about humans in general and the way we like lead our lives we are very very similar totally and unlike many of our friends or cast members and i think people don't really get that that's why i always get you and i'm like girl i feel and i don't judge you and like i mean i'm there are times where i'm like god let go of that fuck boy but i would never just be like well i did mad at you for it for good and i believe you and you know what sheena though i swear to god if y'all became friends again next year then that's what you felt like was good for your life exactly that's a chapter of your life and there was a

reason that it happened yeah but right now it's a negative saying canceled toxic energy canceled motherfucker i'm just like i'm so much better than that i did like i deserve better than that is what i mean like i just like anyone from anyone but it's like have the respect to tell me to my face you've had seven weeks to tell me and like this is how i find out on an airplane on my way back from a magical wedding i land two photos of oh and coming back from a magical wedding, I land two photos of it. Oh, and coming back from a wedding when you're just feeling so, like, nostalgic. Yeah. Like, watching, like, two people so magically in love.

And you're just like, oh. I've literally. That was the best weekend ever. I know. I've been saying the nicest things about him recently. Like, when, like, Janet, you know, like, she, like, high-key, like high key like despises adam like she does not make that like secret and it's like even recently i'm like fine i'm just not gonna tell janet like that i'm hanging out with him again or that he picked me up at the airport because i just like don't want to hear her like i told you so bullshit but i'm

like here's the thing like i just i he already canceled. Let's stop talking about him. You know, he really is. He's already canceled. The thing is, it's not a thing anymore. And that's that. But anyway, what else did I want to go over about this weekend? You got to go, shush. You got to pull a Britney shush and get it out of your system.

Seriously. Woo! All right. There you are. Done. There she is. Done. There she is your system. Seriously. Whoa. All right. There she is. Done. There she is. Canceled.

Um, wait. Oh my God. I wanted to tell you. So crazy story. So when we, um, our last night in Kentucky, while y'all were sleeping,

but did you hear anything around like 2am, like a crash or screeching? No, I fell asleep at 8 30 PM and slept all the way until like 2 a.m like a crash or screeching no i fell asleep at 8 30 p.m and slept all the way until like 4 a.m got up into the airport slept the entire day on and off so did not hear you were staying at the same hotel right yes the hilton lexington yeah yeah no i was dead i was dead to the world okay so at about 2 a.m that night we get back up to our room. It was me, Janet, Jeremy and his girlfriend, Rachel. And we were going to do a podcast because I'm like, it's our last night in Kentucky.

I still got my accent. Let's do a podcast. Like I was like so excited to do it. And so literally, I mean, we set up the mic splitters, all the mics. I have four mics. I got the headphones. I got everything ready to go. And there's a crash.

And then we didn't hear the crash, but we just heard this. It sounded like the A.C. was like tripping and it was like like it was just like squealing and i'm like okay i was like we got to find out like where that is and turn the air off because that like is going to be so loud for the podcast so when we get up to look for the air jeremy sees this car speeding off up the street it was a hit and run no yes so we look down there's like a white jetta this guy would like got out of it thankfully he was okay the entire front of the car is smashed the bumpers across the street it was so bad was anyone hurt no but i was like oh my god i was like oh my god we we i mean we didn't witness the crash but we witnessed the right after we heard it and i was

like we have to go down we have to say something we have to call the cops like so jeremy bolts down i don't even know how he got down so fast we're on like the eighth floor he gets down the elevator sees where the car i guess like stalled out or stopped or whatever it was like a couple blocks up the street there's a guy like trying to get shit out of the passenger seat and he like basically like the car that hit the car, hit the guy and ran. So someone gets out of the, someone's out of the car in the passenger seat, like trying to grab stuff and starts running. Jeremy gets him. Shut your mouth.

Swear to God. Like citizen arrests him is literally walking with his arms around him. Let's do a quick bow your head in silence and then stand up and applause for Jeremy fucking Maddox. He put out a fire at sir. He's citizen arresting people after the wedding like so good job dude he's walking this guy back and this guy i mean i've never done a citizen's arrest i would love to citizens arrest someone this kid looks like he's about 22 5 foot 4 little like frat boy little shit just a little shit and he's like all like distraught like walking over like all

I'm sure he was distraught as fuck and he hit a car I'm not gonna take that away from him but he tried to flee so MF-er can burn so it gets better so this guy comes over Rachel's on the phone with the cops the cop happened to be a block away so he's already there by the time Jeremy's

bringing this guy and the cops like who was driving the car and the guy goes it wasn't me i was the passenger and the cop's like okay where's the driver and he's like he ran away and he's like well who was the driver and the guy's like um i don't really know him and the cop's like what do you mean you don't know him and he's like i was at this bar called molly's and i met a guy named Harry. I wish the bar was called Sally's. Seriously? He's like, and I met this guy named Harry and he said he'd drive my car home for me. And we're like, okay, so you, a straight man, met a man at a bar and said, oh sure, here's my keys.

Drive me home in my car. We've been lying like most of our twenties and we know that you are more full of shit than you even know. And he said he was like, yeah, he's like he hit him and then he got scared and he ran away. And he's like, I don't know his last name. I don't know anything about him. We're like, but it's your car. It's registered in your name. You're the only one here.

You were clearly like digging for something to also flee the scene and run away. And we just like we Jeremy wrote down his name and number. Janet gave her name and number. And we're like, if you need anything else, contact us. She's like, like sheena don't give them your name and number like we'll handle this but she was i was just like you know what i think you got it from here i'm like good luck dude thankfully both drivers like were okay the car that got hit i mean it it's totaled like it was fucked was so bad. And like this kid was like clearly wasted. And oh yeah, we're supposed to believe you met a random dude and he just ran away.

Yeah. No, you are young and you got drunk. So don't drink and drive. Exactly. Assholes. And I'm sure Uber is there. That is what lift is for.

That is what your two legs are for. You can walk. Yeah. You can walk real far. You can walk three blocks. You can walk three miles. Exactly. It's better than what my mom has always told me is the most expensive bar tab you'll ever

have. A DUI. Yeah. Or murdering someone. So don't be a cunt. Is he also so dumb that he doesn't think they're like street cameras or building security cameras that are going to see him getting out of the driver's seat? Or like my iPhone?

Running to the passenger seat? Oh yeah. And then the whole time Rachel's standing there, she's filming everything the whole time. And the kid was just like my passenger seat oh yeah and then the whole time rachel's standing there she's filming everything the whole time and the kid was just like oh what do i do it was like you don't you don't flee the scene okay you hit him it was an accident whether you're drunk or not regardless it was an accident he is okay it's called an accident his car is not exchange information be a man do the right thing instead you're just gonna run away like a little bitch i'm so sick of these boys being bitches i'm over it bitches that's the name of this podcast boys be bitches boys be

bitches i was gonna call it kentucky bourbon and kristen dodie but maybe it'll be boys that is so irresponsible and awful and he could have killed someone so yeah yeah not cool y'all not not cool at all but it was just like crazy so then we got like back to the room and we're like we're not podcasting now that just like it's a little shook yeah we're a little shook it's like it just i it was just like crazy at 2 a.m to like the last thing you think you're gonna witness and like little town lexington kentucky's a hit and run and like it was yeah a little shook and then the next morning i was telling my mom the story she was oh my god she was i heard that and she was like it woke me up she's like i heard like screeching

i didn't know what it was and i was like yeah we were down there god everyone was safe yeah exactly thank god jeremy citizens arrested this dude and he got caught because if you're gonna pull something like that you deserve it yeah wait when you said bar tab it reminded me of a funny story we were telling the bartender before all this happened we're sitting down at the hotel bar and there's just like let me just say shout out to people in Kentucky because they're so fucking nice everyone was so nice they are so nice and the drinks are so cheap yes so we're like talking to these people and we were just like saying something about like bar tabs or whatever my

mom was like oh my god remember that night So there's this country bar back home that called Montana's that I used to go to in college, like all the time, like Saturday nights were so lit. They would play like 30 minutes of like freestyle, like house, like, you know, like hip hop music. And then they do line dancing. Then they do 30 minutes of like freestyle and line dancing. So we used to go to this place all the time. They just welcome people of all music tastes. so um my aunt um one of her she's been married a few times one of her ex-husbands happened to be there they all and he's talking about my mom too so it's fine total prick this guy so i see him there that night and the bartenders like knew me they knew him because like he was also like a regular there and so that night i

went up to the bar and i won't say his name, but I told the bartender, I was like, oh, just so you know, like former uncle so-and-so said drinks are on his tab all night. We were hanging drinks on his tab. That's my favorite thing to do. I used to do that to Jax all the time. When Jax was an a-hole back in the day and he was like super willing to also pay for drinks.

You know, you and I, I'll say this again about you and I since I'm on your podcast. We're always like, no, no, no. We got drinks. We got drinks. Always. And only if it were Jackson Sandoval. If they were like, no, I got it. I was like, he has it.

It's on him. And back in the day when Jax was an a-hole, pre-Britney days, Jax would be like, it's on my tab. I'm like, everything is on Jax's tab. Jason Couchy's tab always. So you're like, it's on Uncle So-and-So's tab. Jason couchies tab. Always. So you're like, it's on uncle. So-and-so's tab. Yeah, totally.

But we were just talking about that this week. I was like, Oh my God, I forgot we did that. That was, I was standing outside. Speaking of that, I was standing outside getting ready to get into my Uber or my taxi at four o'clock in the morning to go back to LA on my four leg flight. And an acquaintance of ours was standing outside the hotel and we were waiting for the taxi and I'm with ecstasy's mom and Carter was with us. And we're just like talking to this acquaintance of ours. And he said he lives in LA and he said he cannot believe how, not only how

kind the people were in Kentucky, but also how cheap the drinks were. Same thing we were just talking about. And he said, honestly, he was telling his friends that once a year they should honestly just take a flight from LA to Kentucky just for a weekend because it would be the same as going out at night in LA. Oh my God. That's such a good point. Think about it. He said they spent $300 the whole weekend buying drinks, which is something he would

spend in one sitting in Los Angeles. Completely. Shout out to the Midwest. I also. What's up Detroit? What's up Kentucky? I really want to go to the Derby next year for my birthday. It's always like my birthday weekend. I haven't either. Let's go next year. We should. I already put it on my calendar. I'm like, we're doing it. It was on my calendar this year, but we couldn't make time for it. No, but then Brittany was in Paris and I was like, I'm not going to go to the derby without britney that just no way not feel right at all not without kentucky royalty are you crazy yeah and i wanted to have my boat party like the first year living in the marina like my first birthday i celebrated there i'm like we're doing this in the marina on a boat

i'm bummed you weren't there but i know you had james on a day but um yeah i just i had such a good weekend it was so much fun so much love her family like just being at the house like oh my god man when you were at the farm yes at the farm so jealous i watched y'all's instagram stories and getting to like every i was living vicariously through you i wish i would have stayed atvs with don cartwright and like just it was so much fun so literally all of a sudden Kristen where I'm on the ATV with her dad like on the four wheeler and it just out of nowhere starts pouring rain

and he just like guns it I have my fucking like I don't so magical I don't own anything expensive other than sunglasses I have my like most expensive Gucci sunglasses on I have my white chunky sneakers I was not planning on a farm day that day but Brittany was like just wear your pajamas I'm white chunky sneakers. I was not planning on a farm day that day. But Brittany was like, just wear your pajamas.

I'm wearing my pajamas. And I was like, all right, I'll just wear my pajamas. All right, just wear them. I forgot that I actually brought tennis shoes. So I was like, oh shit, I only have like heels from the wedding or my white chunky sneakers. So here I am. Oh, Sheena, I thought you were about to tell me that you actually wear your heels from the wedding. No.

That would have been so baller of you. If you would have worn your heels from the wedding you were like britney this is who i am right now for you i'm not i'm not that city but i had my white chunky sneakers and like hooters crunchy socks on my gucci glasses and we're just going through the fucking mud there was manure basically a hooters girl from downtown los angeles absolutely but it was so much fun and her dad was like do you want me to go back i was like keep going and it was so we're just like going through mud like i mean my shoes they took me like two hours to clean today when i got back so what i'm feeling like is

we need britney's dad to hook you up with a good country boy right he that's what it sounds like mama was like anytime you want to come back sweetheart you just come on back you always got a place to stay with me and i was just like i just want to take mammal everywhere with me just put her in my pocket she wants to come out to palm springs like can i come out to your house i was like you can come whenever you want please come i was like oh my god mammal would thrive in palm springs absolutely she would love it beer cheese for days in palm springs i am so down oh my god so she told me a funny story so she was saying she doesn't drink, you know, at all. Oh no, I know.

I know. I know. But did she tell you the beer cheese story with her like trash man? No. So I just, I know I hide my drink whenever I'm around mama. Yeah. Mama, look at my water. Yeah, totally.

So I am. So I guess like, I don't know if like her trash cans filled over or something recently, but because she's been making so much beer cheese, she's like, there's never been alcohol in her trash cans. And it's such a small town. You know, everyone knows everyone. She was just like, they must think I'm a lush now because there was like 150 Bud Light bottles in her trash can.

But I'm like, but that beer cheese was so good though. She's like, he must think I'm a lush. True story, y'all. Mama gave us beer cheese for days at that wedding yeah i could not have been more happy it was the best welcoming gift i've ever had in my life it was the best we just got to our room my mini bar they gave me beer cheese i'm living life it was so good i'm i'm literally so bummed that y'all like your flight got canceled but then that you weren't able to make it to the farm in time. I wanted to go to Winchester.

I know. And it's just, it's not close. Oh my God. So we're driving. And I mean, I'm the only person who's been there before. It's about a 40 minute drive from Lexington.

Yes. But once you get, because it's about getting to the farm and then it's the farm road. Yeah. So once you get through downtown Winchester, then you're just like on farm roads. It's basically, it looks like the road to Hana.

Like it looks like Hawaii. Like you're just driving through the greenest It's basically, it looks like the road to Hana. Like it looks like Hawaii. Like you're just driving through the greenest trees. Like it's such a beautiful drive. And so we get, and I'm like, I vividly remember things on the farm. Like I remember where Dripping Rock is. I remember where this is.

And like, I just, I remember their house. Those Dripping Rock photos looked beautiful too. So fun. And I remembered, I'm like, their house is the last one on the left. If you get to the river, clearly you went too far. The cornfields are on the left. Because I've been there. Because you've been to the house before.

Yeah. So Brittany still said, use the GPS because there's like a few little turns that you can miss. She's like, and don't turn your maps off because it can cut out and you're not going to have service. And I was like, so we screenshot the directions. We kept our maps on. And then it was like, you have arrived. Your destination's on the left. So my dad slows down and there was like a little like a side, like a dirt road.

But then you can continue on the main road. And my mom was like, Sheena, which way is it? And I'm like, all I remember is it's up the hill on the left. And I'm like, shoot. I was like, and she goes, should we keep going down this road? I'm like, well, if it said we arrived, then it's probably up this dirt road, like this hill on the left. I was like, I don't know.

This doesn't look right, though. So we're like, well well let's just see so we're like pulling up this like dirt road and all of a sudden this car that was in front of us literally like i'm not joking 45 miles per hour puts on reverse we think he's going to back up into us and just smash our car and kill us it was the scariest thing like all of a sudden this car is coming full force for us stops five minutes from our car te kill us. It was the scariest thing. Like all of a sudden this car is coming full force for us. Stops five minutes from our car. Texas chainsaw massacre. Exactly what it felt like,

Kristen. Exactly what it felt like. So he's like, you know, like, what are you doing on this parts of town? This is my hood. That's my head.

You don't back up on my head. And we're like, we're so sorry. We're from LA. Like we're lost. I'm like, I didn't know. Especially you three from fucking Azusa.

Fucking whitest people ever to a Mexican and her two white parents. Like we're from California. Oh my Lord. So we're like, Oh my God, we're so sorry. We didn't know this was your property. And we're like,

we're looking for like the cart, right? Like the Turner farm, like, and he was like, keep going down. And then he was so nice. We're just like,

we're so sorry. Like he was like, I saw y'all about to turn, run over on my hay. And that's my hay that I'm growing. And you ain't running over my hay. You were like 100% with hoops in your ears and high-waisted leggings and like a crop top. And like some sort of like your big sneakers and your nose ring.

And you're just like, sorry. I'm sorry. And your nails. Yeah. Because my dad, literally, that's how people can tell I'm not from somewhere other than like la is because of my nails because like no one in kentucky has nails like me 100 so when he saw my you are from kentucky and you have nails like that please send sheena and screenshot because i want to see it too so he literally thought like when he saw a stop he saw that my dad was gonna like turn around because it's just a road that's going nowhere like

you just see the horizon like there's no end of this road it's just going to whatever and it's just a road that's going nowhere like you just see the horizon like there's no end of this road we're like just going to whatever and it's a one way there's like no way to turn around so when he saw that my dad was about to like back up on the hay which did not look like hay it just looked like fucking grass i'm like that's hay like when does it turn brown does it die i don't know yeah we don't know and he backed up into us so quickly then he was really nice told us like you know just go down the fork make make a left. It's on the left. Like if you get to the river, you went too far. So he's driving up and then we see this SUV now coming for us and we go, how funny would that be if it's Tom and Ariana and they got lost too. It was Tom and Ariana.

It was really. And you're like, y'all do not fuck up that hay. So they went, I guess. So they ran into him at like the top of the hill before he came back for us but we didn't see them so they turned around like in his driveway and then we're like once we figured out where we're going we pulled up we turned around in the driveway we made it to the farm we had the best day ever the moral of the story is that they should have left you a chalk line so you knew where the hell they were but it was just like and then this tna i didn't wrong with

you i didn't get my text because there was no service up there at all. Like you could turn your Wi-Fi off. Of course not. There was nothing. Nowhere. No Wi-Fi, nothing. And so Ariana was trying to text me

and call me. You're like, there's no Wi-Fi, nothing. And people in Kentucky always do this and they're like, no shit, you dumb bitch from LA.

So. We just don't know you guys. That's all. Literally, Ariana was trying to text me and they weren't going through and she sent me a screenshot of the messages that didn't go through like later that day and she goes, this is, Ariana was trying to text me and they weren't going through. And she sent me a screenshot of the messages that didn't go through like later that day. And she goes, this is what I was trying to say.

And it was like, we're on a dirt road. It's going nowhere. Fully prepared to be murdered in the middle of Kentucky. Like, goodbye. I love you. This is it for us. But it was so much fun. I had some Kentucky bourbon with Brittany's family.

We had like a barbecue. All the kids were there. Everything was perfect. It was perfect. I'm so jealous. I wasn't there, but I feel like I was now. Yeah,

but it was a good time. Next time. Next time. Well, okay. Let's, um, let's shout out everything you have going for you.

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