Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - My Birthday Surprise with Brock, Tom, and Ariana
Episode Date: May 8, 2020It's Scheana's B-Day!! And she's celebrating with some VERY special quests. Brock had to come up with a special surprise since quarantine kinda changed things, but Tom and Ariana are here to ...help celebrate with lots of love. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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From Vanderpump Rules to Vegas and everywhere in between, it's time to party with Sheena
Shea.
This is Shenanigans.
And now, here's your host, Sheena Shea.
All right.
Baby, it's your birthday.
It is.
Podcasting on my birthday.
Happy birthday, honey.
Thank you.
I hope you enjoy it. Obviously, we did our best in the situations we were given, but I think two months later in quarantine, we've played our cards right, and I hope you've had a good birthday.
I have. So, we were supposed to podcast last night because I was like, I do not want to do it on my birthday, but I have to post by Friday. And we so okay, let's let's back it up first.
That was that was my rewind.
There we go.
So yesterday morning started off. I like woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Oh, guys, I'm telling you. I love this woman.
It was hard for two reasons for me because I knew what we were doing
and I had a plan and a vision and it just got railroaded from the minute we woke up.
So I just, I'm hormonal right now.
I am wanting to do a third round, but it's still quarantine.
And I had that on my mind.
And I just kind of had the birthday blues and had a little pity party for a second.
And I'm like, no one needs to put things in perspective for me right now.
I understand these first world problems are not a big deal.
It feels like a big deal right now.
So just give me a minute.
Let me calm down.
And then I smoked a little weed i got in my rational
brain and i was like okay we're gonna have a good day we drove out to la i had to stop by the vet
to get some medicine for penny and while we were in marina i was like oh my god i've only been to
my apartment once in the last two months baby yeah so that was nice to just stop by there for a
second and then thanks to libra shops weed dispensary out here in the desert they hooked up
gift bags for all of the cast so we thought it would be fun and just like very on brand sheena
to give all of my friends presents for my birthday.
Because I don't expect anything.
I don't need anything.
I'm good.
So we drove to LA.
Stopped at Lala and Randall's first.
Dropped off some CBD goodies.
Oh yeah.
We went to your business office.
Dropped off some papers at the reception.
And then kept going.
So that was when I.
Because okay.
With this whole thing's happening.
And I'll tell you guys the inside story of our normal story so the inside story is this as we were dropping everybody off i was frantically trying to organize an airbnb somewhere or somewhere
where we can get a couple of she knows close friends that have been completely social distancing
we've all been practicing it and get us together and we and we and and the
problem with this is we're in a pandemic right so if you select a group you got to make sure that
you're in that group you can't add to that group otherwise you're taking somebody else's circles
of friends and bringing them in so our group was chosen it was tom and ariana but sheena
kind of knew about the idea but we kept it a surprise and so underneath us
just doing our deliveries i was we were we were scheming we were scheming and just trying to
figure out how to surprise sheena and and like in this pandemic like we can't really do too much we
can't rock up to a surprise party like we did on your youtube with kristin yeah but like so tom
tom had a great idea like hey well let's surprise sheena and um and
once you drop off the product like once you drop off the gift bags we'll pretend nothing's like
everything's normal like okay cool happy birthday see ya and dismiss it very dismissively and in
this you know sheena and i'll tell you what it worked like a charm because i saw after we did
and we'll go back to the story but after we did these rounds like sheena i saw it at her she was
just upset because she just saw some people through like six feet away she was seeing her
friends and she was interacting with the vlogging and that and then it just i could see it but then
we'll get to the but that we'll get to the but end but that was just like the backside story so
go back to our first delivery yeah so we stop at lala and randall's they weren't home we had to leave it outside i told brock about
the story about the night after jackson brittany's engagement party when lala and i got back to the
house and randall was out of town and we didn't have the clicker and we had to hop that wall
and then it's a big wall for your little bum baby i was in also in a mini like a tiny little dress and heels. I don't expect nothing less, honey.
But then after that, we went by Tom and Ariana.
Then we went by Jackson, Brittany, Tom and Katie, Kristen.
Hopped over the hill to Danica, James, Raquel.
Dropped off goodies for everyone.
Didn't get a hug any of my friends.
Just did a little ding dong ditch,
drop the bag and then ran.
But it was,
I mean,
it was good to see everyone and it was going to be a cute vlog and it was
fun,
but I just was like,
I mean,
I know it's,
it's not the biggest deal.
It's my,
it's a birthday.
I know that,
but it just getting a little tease of everyone and having no idea that
they were surprising me
i think the best part about the ding dong ditches that we did like was good to see everybody but my
favorite moment was the last one surprisingly like with danica and it wasn't the fact i wasn't
expecting less but it was we got there and danica's apartment was right on the corner she has this
nice little balcony right on the street and so we legitimately were just like like roaming like
we're out there
like handing them up gift bags to give to give to everybody else because we missed we got brett i
mean you know you weren't you weren't a fan of it but we gave brett a bag um we gave james and
rachel their goodie bags and then danica so she took all them but it was a really cool moment it
was like i was like that was to wrap it up i was like well done babe like that was social distancing
at its finest you know it was good delivering the goods to all your friends but then we get back to palm springs i'm working on
my vlog with justice and then i hear a little bit of like whispering guys we had it real quickly
we had this surprise to the end until my simple mind completely spaced for one hot second so let me
paint the picture for you we get back she's still in the mood the vlog wasn't what we expected to be
because we just had we had a mindset watching the vlog we weren't happy we weren't in a good
mind frame we got home we're like all right let's watch this vlog again see if we like the q a and
if we like it we'll post it so she and i this vlog again see if we like the q a and if we like
it we'll post it so sheena she and i went into the spare room and during this time i was like okay
we actually beat ariana and tom out here they were meant to be here when we got here but i think it
worked out better like this so like we kind of like anticipated like she knew some stuff was up
because i mean we she was looking on my phone she's like why are you texting the boys like i was like oh you know just party stuff we're just chilling you know so we had to
figure it out so that was that highlight the highlight was that we we've had we had to give
you a surprise and i think we did in a great way so we got her in there we'll edit in her vlog
again re-editing it and i'm straight up sitting in there texting her sister like hey guys open
the garage let them come in sit
into the house when they arrive and put them in the living room so she has no idea i mess up
well so as we're editing the vlog when i took notes on it they were on brock's phone and i was
like oh i was like can i see the minute marker that we texted justice and he was like yeah and so as i look on his phone i see another text after
the vlog stuff and it said like let's let's keep it going for another five minutes by five more
minutes they'll be here rocking up in a minute that's what it said not walking up rocking up
yeah and so i was like wait but then also we were taking things out of the vlog and brock was like
we should make it five minutes longer.
And I was like, oh, that's probably what he meant.
And then I think I see headlights, but I was like, oh, my sister's probably just moving
her car.
And then I'm hearing whispers.
She's good, guys.
I'm telling you, she's good.
She's bloody good at this.
I'm a hard person to surprise.
You know, you're just very Snoopy.
You're very aware.
Snoopy was the wrong word.
You're very aware.
I'm very aware. Snoopy was the wrong word. You're very aware. I am very aware.
You bark up my truth of like,
be like, babe,
you always come up,
like me and Sheena
will be sitting in the living room.
It's a Gemini treat.
It's okay.
We sit in the living room.
I'll be playing my video games
and I know Sheena's next to me.
I feel her presence
and it's great, you know?
As soon as she leaves the room,
I have separation anxiety.
I don't know if it's COVID
or whatever,
but she'll
go in here and just start brushing her teeth or like go to the ladies room right the restroom
the toilet the door open and i'll walk in like what are you doing she's like i'm taking a pee
i was like okay just checking like i don't know like i feel like i'm a big independent man i can
big strong as soon as she leaves the room i can feel it so for me i just need her for some reason it's i said that but for her same thing but she
rides my she rides it's a gemini trait babe you snoop as much as i snoop and it's not snooping
we just no we don't we just we want to know what what we we care about each other enough to know
what you're doing maybe yeah i mean you're just always like who's that who are you talking to
yeah but at least i say mine out loud you You just snoop. I don't snoop.
I don't snoop.
You're quick to look.
Just when you're sitting next to me and your phone lights up, it is natural.
So you don't snoop, but your eyes go straight across the look.
You're like, oh, who's this?
I don't snoop.
What's that?
Because 99% of the time, it's always just like work, work, work, work.
And then the other 1% of the time, it's to surprise my girlfriend.
So you know what, babe?
You've got a pretty good snooping boyfriend to look at his phone we know each other's passwords I feel like
you're good yeah no and I'm not shady I'm not hiding anything exactly I'm happy for that too
babe so I love you I'm glad I'm glad we're not I said that on the podcast oh we're recording
we take that one out all right back to the story so I hear whispers then i'm like is he on the phone and then i also
he's like babe do you want to come get a drink and i was like bitch it's my birthday like you
should be bringing me a drink and you're like you have legs and i'm like okay he wants me to get up
i hear so obvious she's so good guys this is all like right i didn't know anything until five
minutes before i'm starting to catch on i had a bread crumb trail and if you looked at the like she looked at it she got it she's got it covered guys
she's not she's the smartest shit and she's the sharpest tool in the shed she's good she's a bright
crayon in that pack so i walk out into the living room and they had well first when we get home
i walk in and josh's and my sister had the entire house decorated so symmetrically, by the way.
Big 3-5 balloons.
I thought it said 53 and I walked in and I was like, wait, am I missing something?
That is middle-aged.
That's middle-aged.
So it looks like, I mean, it was just such a dream to come home to.
And I was like, oh, my God.
So it looks like, I mean, it was just such a dream to come home to.
And I was like, oh, my God.
I thought maybe I would wake up to balloons today or something.
But I expected absolutely nothing at all this whole time. But especially last night.
All I expected last night was to come home, snap out of my weird mood, and watch Impractical Jokers.
I just was thinking, chill night.
And then it was the best surprise ever.
Side plug.
Joe, if you're listening, you are coming on after this pandemic.
We can't wait for you to be on Shenanigans.
But I'm like, we can't do that virtually.
I want to go to New York.
I want to get full.
She wants to be in it.
Like, I want to vlog her inside doing it with you guys.
I want to be on.
I'm just going to put this out there.
I want so badly to be on Impractical Jokers like I've always
since even before that show was out since
I was a kid I've always loved the hidden
camera shows and I've always wanted to have
like the earpiece like what would you do
with John Quinonez? Could you handle it?
Yes! Yeah? I really think I
could I think I would be good but the thing is I'm
like the Sal out of the group where
I think he's like the one with like the
most compassion like he feels like bad like some of the other guys you know they're just like whatever I group where I think he's like the one with like the most compassion.
Like he feels like bad.
Like some of the other guys, you know, they're just like, whatever, I'll say it.
And it's like, oh, like Sal a lot of the time is like, I can't do it.
Wait, who's my favorite one?
You like Q.
Yeah, Q.
Yeah, Q's my, I mean, Joe, sorry.
Joe, you got balls, bro.
You just, once you commit, you're in.
I love all of them.
Yeah, you guys are good. Thanks for that. But back to your birthday. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. joe you got balls bro you just you once you commit you're in i love all of them yeah you
guys are good thanks for that back back to your birthday oh yeah oh yeah impractical jokers was
not watched last night but my two best friends came and i'm just like look i i do know yes we
are supposed to be social distancing but like we've been doing that for two months they've been
alone we've been alone yeah let's months they've been alone we've been alone
yeah let's paint a picture real quick it's been things are slowly starting to open up again 60
days like 14 days virus and all this so 14 days if we could break down to 14 we've all done the
right appropriate steps yeah okay we've all social distancing i think everyone did for like a solid
30 days hard and then every two weeks there might be an interaction with somebody but not on this
scale not with people coming to our house.
No.
And even being in the house.
Well, we went down to San Diego on Sunday night.
Yeah.
And we went down to the beach
and we saw Max and Drea down there
because they were in San Diego.
But it's like, we're all on the beach.
There's a lot of other people there.
Yeah.
We're outside.
We're good.
I don't think we need to explain ourselves too much because I feel like we've done the
right things and,
and these are your good friends and we wouldn't harm each other.
Right.
And so,
and,
and,
and,
and yeah.
But this was my point about the waves the other night,
which by the way,
that's one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
Babe,
we have a whole podcast on my thesis,
on my theory on that.
Like,
we can get stuck into that.
That would be high thoughts of Brock. Yeah. But anyway, but what I was going to say theory on that like we can get stuck into that well that'll be high thoughts of
brock yeah but anyway but what i was gonna say is so like we we did we saw max down at the beach
the other night and then when brock and tom go to the liquor store last night i'm just hanging out
with ariana my sister and justice and then they walk in and then i see another person and it was
max and then he surprised us with the case of White Claw.
And so we just had a fun little birthday party last night.
Yeah.
It was good.
I think.
And we all.
Yeah.
No, it was good.
I was so happy for you.
And even if it was just us with Court and Just, like I thought it was going to be just
the four of us.
But then you had three of my closest friends.
This is a surprise.
And it just like.
And it goes back to circles as well
like we kind of we're not invited multiple so and we're not mixing circles that's your circle that's
it yeah and i mean they've been together so it's like i just i don't want to feel bad for this
awesome surprise don't babe because i'm so happy they're happy yeah i'll tell you what how about i
get one of your guests to come speak to you a bit more about your birthday, eh? Okay.
All right.
I'll go get somebody.
You can, when I leave, you can talk about me.
Okay.
I can do that.
Thanks, honey.
So Brock didn't know what to get me for my birthday.
And I was just like, I don't want anything.
You said to talk about you. I can't. Will you talk to me? Okay. It's just like, I don't want anything. You said to talk about you.
I.
Okay.
It's valid.
And I'm like, I really like, I'm not a person who wants a president. I'm like, honestly, like the only thing I would want right now, I really want to get my nails done first off.
But I'm like, I want a massage.
Like I actually miss going to the spa but also
I really just like like a card just like put feelings down in a card he this guy he is a poet
but I'm like literally that's all I want he forgot the card part but I apparently am getting an not 80 but an 81 minute full body massage and I'm like you know what
I will believe that when I feel it but um overall having my three like closest friends here
to surprise me for my birthday has been amazing and actually we're gonna start doing the podcast fully from home my neon light just came
it says it's all happening once i get back in marina which i feel like things are slowly starting
to get not get back to normal by any means but slowly start to like roll out like opening here
and there and so i think in the next month, I will
be back in Marina and we'll be doing my Oh, there's there's Tom's trumpet. Couldn't couldn't
have my birthday without Tom's trumpet. But um, so the podcast will be on a different platform
to listen to but I will be posting all of that and that was tom's trumpet so now joining me
is my bff ariana hi
um i am so happy that you guys came out and surprised me i was like when we stopped by
yesterday and like saw them we're like ding dong ditch and i was like hi and i'm like i just like wanted to like hug all my friends i was like
literally i was standing across from katie and the dogs ran out but then i was like is it okay
to touch the dogs but then we were like i'm like let's just have a zoom party tomorrow yeah which
how fun was that so we just did a zoom dance party with, so Bo was on drums.
Yes.
And then Brittany and Lala were like the hype girls.
We had Peter.
Peter was the bartender.
Schwartz, Stassi, Katie.
Raquel was the freaking cutest.
This girl, like you'll see a little bit on my vlog next week.
She was, it looked like
the reunion all over again she's just so perfect she's so perfect and i'm like bitch it's my
birthday and you look so much better than me but it was so much fun we had a nice fun dance party
because i would normally be having a big party but since you know we gotta keep our distance um the zoom dance party was so much fun
i thought it was epic i had a good time um i also how are you feeling in general or we we had some
uh edible candy from libra shops for lunch or actually before lunch but i just i think i just have a really high tolerance because i don't really i'm a total lightweight i have just been like sitting in the corner drinking my water
like is this yellow robe smith is she coming out this is like this is like some other version of
that yes i i don't know i've just it's because, you know, I don't eat edibles really.
And so I was like, it's just one piece of candy. And then I was off to the moon.
Yeah. It was really good though. The watermelon gummies. If you guys are in the desert area.
Tasted really good. They're so good. So, um, what was I, Oh, I wanted to ask you. Okay. So
now it is out there. obviously a lot of us have
posted like our outfits and whatnot about the reunion i felt like the zoom party today was
like the reunion part like two like we filmed part one and then this was like the part yeah
all the hard stuff all of the like that's already you know that's before yeah and then today's the
like okay we you know we're we're at least on the other side of
that day yeah but i mean i think it for that many people i think it went surprisingly well i think
so yeah yeah yeah it'll be interesting to watch back oh yeah that's so weird that it does that
i know it was crazy you guys will see like when we're able to, we'll post like behind the scenes
stuff, but we basically just had to turn all of our homes into a studio set and what zoomers,
whatever the, like, you know, virtually, virtually reunite, you know, more than me about,
you could start talking about like rocket science right now and be be like yeah oh my god yeah you're so right yeah so okay how about that moon last night so stunning we rolled up one of the soft carpets i have in the
bedroom here laid it out on the grass last night and just like looked at the stars and the moon
and that moon was so bright so bright so stunning i think tonight it's going to be even more so yeah
it's called like a flower moon yeah and it's the last supermoon of 2020 so that's gonna it's on your birthday for a reason
i'm excited for that awesome well um this is a pretty short podcast because it is my birthday
there are no ads but i post every week i've done it for the last two years. So I didn't want to miss it just because it's my birthday.
I just want to give a big thank you to Ariana for surprising me and Tom and Max.
Like when Max walked in, I thought it was justice.
But then I saw the tattoos and I was like, wait, what?
And I was like, oh, my God, I did not know the three of you were going to come out.
But it's like you three have been together.
It's like, you know been together i saw it's like you
know 60 days in at my house and after i leave here i'm going straight back to my house and nowhere
else and you know it's like i gotta see my girl yeah but i appreciate it this has been the best
surprise ever because i was like just a little birthday blues down yesterday and well we love
you so i had a good cry.
I think I got it all out.
Then I cried again this morning because everyone's like post.
I need to go back and check more.
But then it was giving me anxiety because then I'm like, oh, I haven't responded to these people.
And I like respond to everyone.
So I might just like put a pause on that.
On your birthday?
So I'm not ignoring anyone.
I'm ignoring everyone.
It's not anyone in particular it's just yeah but
um then I started looking at posts and like my mom posted a really cute story today and then
then she did a post and then that made me cry and then my dad called me and I was telling about our
night last night and then that made me cry and I'm like I gotta get off the phone everything's
making me cry today I'm hormonal I have pimples on my chin it's driving me nuts but it's been a very blessed birthday
i just realized it is 4 20 on my birthday so y'all know what that means thank you for listening and
um stay tuned because i will be posting where the show is moving to next week but you'll still be able to get it on all the platforms things are just um moving to
my own studio home office and yeah i'm just gonna i'm gonna try and do all of it on my own i want
the youtube the podcast shoot if i could film the fucking reality show like vanderpump rules on my
own i would but but yeah so um exciting things coming and um if you haven't already checked out my tiktok
you should do that we've done a lot of fun videos and um check out my vlogs and the birthday one
it's gonna be fun I'm excited to see it Jocelyn's gonna have a hard time editing it there's so much
footage already and it's still my birthday all right even i know um tell everyone where they can find you
they already should know because they should be following you it's yeah they should it's me
ariana252525 on instagram on twitter ariana2525 i'm not on twitter very much and tiktok is
ariana medics boom yeah um oh wait actually not done. Hi. Hey, baby.
What's going on?
Oh, no.
I thought we were done.
Ariana said bye, and then she walked out, but then I saw you walked back in.
I know, but I got a special guest for you.
So, you ready?
Yeah.
All right.
How about you, Hank?
Give me 20.
Talk about me again.
I like it.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, this is a little all over the place, but that's kind of my brain today.
There he is.
Penny is tripping.
Hey.
Look at Penny over there.
She's like, what was that?
Take a shot.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, shots.
What is this one now?
I made it.
Tell me if it's good.
Did you really? Yeah. Hmm. I got guidance one now? Woo. I made it. Tell me if it's good. Did you really?
Yeah. Yeah.
Hmm.
Good.
I got guidance from the bar tom man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very sweet.
Oh my God.
Penny over there, her hair was like standing up.
That was funny.
But she kind of liked it.
I feel like she kind of liked it.
I think so.
Yeah.
She was just like, I don't know what that sound is.
Oh, it's making me miss my kitty.
Aw.
So I was like wrapping it up with Ariana because we were just giggling and realized that the edible's kicked in.
And I was like, I don't feel anything.
And then we're just like smiling.
I'm like, well, I guess we could wrap it up.
But then I heard you playing trumpet.
And then Brock walked back in.
And I'm like, y'all, I'm sorry.
This episode is all over the place because that's how my brain is right now.
Yeah.
Well, you know, it's your birthday.
And you deserve it.
You deserve to be all over the place right now. You deserve to have people like take care of you because you always, you know, it's your birthday, and you deserve it. You deserve to be all over the place right now.
You deserve to have people, like, take care of you because you always take care of us.
Yeah, but you always take care of everyone, literally.
So last night, I don't know if you know this, but Ariana and I were just having a moment,
and we were laying out on the carpet, like on the grass, and just, like, staring at the supermoon.
And I was so emo yesterday.
Literally everything was making me cry all day.
And then at night I was just like, I just like started like, like all my eyelashes started
coming off one by one.
Yeah.
And I was like, because I'm like, did it feel, it felt good.
Right?
Yeah.
But I was just like, I'm like, actually I was like, this is a conversation I'm having
with you.
But I'm like, but to Ariana, I was like with her specifically, like, cause I was just like, I'm like, actually, I was like, this is a conversation I'm having with you. But I'm like, but to Ariana, I was like, with her specifically, like, because I'll group you guys together because you're a couple.
But I'm like, with her specifically, I'm like, I've never meant to be a bad friend to her.
Like, even when I had, like, said some things about you, it was like, I never meant to, like, it to be bad about her.
But it shouldn't have been bad about you either.
But it's this thing that I've, like on to for like, well, look, we all like there's things that can that can happen to us that even like spark things in our in our subconscious.
They can they can really have an effect on our conscious like world.
Yeah, I mean, so like something subconsciously probably happened, you know, that that bothered you, annoyed you, irked you, to cause you to consciously maybe act out or react.
And I mean honestly, I don't blame you for that.
I understand.
These things happen.
Sometimes I can be around somebody and it's like I can't even – I don't even understand why they're annoying me or what's bothering me about them or a certain
situation, but I'm annoyed and I'm bothered and I can't help it.
And sometimes, I don't know, like it's weird.
Like sometimes I never actually know why that was the case.
Like I never actually know, but it's like, because you know, obviously your subconscious
is like something you're, you're like not necessarily aware of.
Yeah.
So last night I was just like, I'm like, there were things that I was thinking about because
I'm like in a normal friendship that is not documented on television and relived and reminded
on social media daily.
Yes.
You like, you know,
And marathons that play on fucking Saturdays or some shit.
But I'm like'm like yeah like there
were the texts with ariana's mom the time that i had a fake engagement party and you i didn't even
think about like how that was affecting you that night i was just like fuck kristin she hooked up
with jacks like but it was like but that was just like a faking it was an engagement party but it
was almost like an excuse to get everybody together for the finale you're talking about that right it wasn't the finale though yet but when we had because that when we were at baso
and stassi backhanded kristin oh that one that i was like wait the other the other engagement
and sad pink balloon floats up yeah i remember i got you uh i got you uh uh dishes i love those
you still have those dishes?
I still have them.
They're in Marina, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I love those dishes.
I love those.
If those were still around, I would literally buy them myself.
Because when you look down on the plates and the bowls, it looks like an aerial photo of
a beach and Bora Bora or something.
No, they're so dope.
I still have them.
One of the bowls broke, or the little plates, and I was really sad about it.
But I still love them.
You know, shit happens. They're glass. But so I was like talking about that night, and I was like, I little plates, and I was really sad about it. But I seldom do it. You know, shit happens.
Or glass.
But so I was, like, talking about that night, and I was like, I still, like, and I'm like,
we're past it.
But it's like, when you're reminded of things, it's like you see a comment, and I'm like,
that was six years ago.
I still feel shitty about it.
Well, don't feel shitty.
I know, but then I just started crying last night, and then I was like, but I'm like,
Tom's never been a bad friend to me.
And I've been a bad friend to him, like, at times and i didn't mean to that's all right seriously like
sorry we're all no sheena i know we're past it but so many times i'm like i like i love you and
like i it's just dude we yeah there's sometimes it's just there we go through moments you know
what i mean like i've literally gone through moments like me and schwartz didn't talk for like a month and a half that's crazy yeah because he had a christmas party
a little christmas get together invited everybody and he didn't invite me i remember that and ariana
and but what we got into an argument about is that it upset me it bothered me and he and he like
like was ripping on me and sort of like making fun of me or actually annoyed and angry with me that I would that it hurt my feelings yeah and that's what we got no big fight about
like yeah and yeah we didn't talk for like a month and a half but like dude shit happens
I know and it's like we're so far past it the overall like the overall like if you look at our
if you look at our friendship and how long we've known each other and everything like
look at our if you look at our friendship and how long we've known each other and everything like you overall it's a positive loving experience we will always have our ups and downs sheena and
there's could be more to come i know i just want to say you're like the one of the best friends
i've ever had oh and i really love you so much and thank you so much for being here to surprise
me for my birthday see everything's making me cry i know i know i get a
trust me like this is uh no i'm sheena like there's nothing normal about the world we're
living in right now our world already this weird bubble that we're living in is not normal then
you put a pandemic on top of it yeah and then it's like my 35th birthday which is not the biggest
deal i know but it just like yesterday i was like i mean it's pretty fuck i'm like my 35th birthday which is not the biggest deal i know but it just like
yesterday i was like i mean it's pretty fuck i'm like at 35 and i was like just thinking of how i
was gonna be celebrating then i was like poor me and i'm like oh my god there's so many bigger
problems in the world like snap out of it but it was just like i don't know i've just been like so
emotional no i listen um i know you know obviously things could always be worse. It could always be better. You know, I think like whatever, whatever issues and into it with a certain person when I was talking about
things like that I had to do when I was busy and they're like, Oh, I do this.
I've done this and I do this and I do this.
And I'm like, yo, like I'm not going to say this person's name, but just because like
somebody has to like walk a mile to grab water for their, for their family doesn't mean their
problems are less important than yours.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
for their family doesn't mean their problems are less important than yours.
You know what I mean?
Just because you're like, you know,
starting businesses and like whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
I said to Brock yesterday, I was like,
no, Mike, you just have to understand.
I was like, because he's not always
the most compassionate person.
Hi, honey.
I love you.
Oh, my God.
Bringing me another shot.
So we need to call it out for the whole house.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Listen up.
Everybody, glasses in the air.
Where you at in the house?
Ariana Max, Courtney, Justice.
Love you guys.
Yay.
All right.
Cheers.
Well, on that note okay and i'll leave my bad thanks for that no you're good i was just saying he's he's not always
the most compassionate and sometimes it's just like oh stop you're 35 years old don't throw a
pity and i'm like you have to understand this may not seem like a big deal to you but to me today this is the biggest thing like happening personally
so try and understand that and i'm like it just like i was like upset about like egg freezing
shit yesterday and i was just like oh and i'm like why do i keep crying about everything and i was
like trying to explain to him then he's like okay i understand that because that's like important to
you that's something on your mind and i'm like also then i feel so dumb like crying about these things i know
but it's good you gotta let it out like you shouldn't feel dumb like they're your emotions
you shouldn't ignore them you're not a fucking robot you're not a fucking psycho you should let
them out you should let them go it's like i i have a good cry all the time i cry like at least a couple few
couple few times a week and i love it okay so do i so that's good brock is just he's just kind of
like i'm like that i can be like that too like i gotta like be walking around doing things that's
like why when we go out it's like i want to play darts i want to sing karaoke i want to like
play music i want to like i'm like i'm a like i'm a
stander yeah like ariana like wants to find a place to sit down and i want that place to be
a bar height table so i can stand next to her and like shift my weight and run around um that's
kind of like me and brock are very similar in that way totally um. Um, she, you know, though, one thing I just, I really wanted to reiterate to you is that you did a fucking on fucking
believable job this season.
You did so great.
Yeah.
But she,
you know,
like it's,
there was something also just so endearing about it,
you know,
like,
and,
and yes,
it was hilarious,
but it was like,
you like gave zero fucks. Dude, you were like and and yes it was hilarious but it was like you like gave zero fucks dude you were like hands down hands down everybody fucking knows it whether they want to admit it or not
but everybody even admits it you're like the fucking mvp of this season of vanderpump rules
for real like no not even a fucking like like, not even a hesitation. Yeah.
You are the fucking MVP of Vanderpump Rules this year.
For sure.
It was a rough one, I'll say that.
I mean.
It was.
So, thank you.
I appreciate that.
You did.
You were like the glue.
Sheena, you were the glue holding together episodes at times.
Yeah.
Kristen did a hell of a job, too.
Both of you guys. But you were the MVP. Yeah. Butisten did a hell of a job too both of you guys but you were the mvp yeah but kristen did a hell of a job i really was a fucking team player this year you
really were like when i thought about it i was like i guarantee if i counted my scenes i'm in
my sir dress more than regular clothes and with the new people more than with you guys unless it
was like wedding related or your birthday it was just me and the
new people and you i don't want to say i i don't want to say inserted yourself but like you were
you were inserted and a part of things in a very natural um organic way yeah do you know you get
what i'm saying yeah because i mean like, obviously it was easy because he was already our friend.
So that was natural.
Like Dana and I, obviously that took some work.
Danica, I already knew.
Brad, I got to know a little bit right before.
And then Charlie, I met last.
But it was like, I just,
I had connections with all these people in different ways
that it didn't make it hard.
Like I wasn't like, oh God, I have a call time with Dana.
Like it sucks.
Like I was excited to film with the new people. it make it hard like i wasn't like oh god i have a call time with dana like yeah yeah like i would
get i was excited to film with the new people also low-key because i always was like i'm cooler than
you because i've been doing this for so much longer so i kind of felt like a boss bitch in
all those scenes but then i see them back and i'm like oh god well that's good i'm like glad you did
like dude it's that's that's the thing it's like and sometimes I feel like you, in past, especially in earlier seasons, I remember, because you know, Sheena, you're very much a planner.
I know, and I'm trying to be better.
Yes.
Listen, that's who you are, and there's pros and cons to it.
You know what I mean?
But sometimes with you, what I notice is that you would plan, like, okay, now this is going to happen.
Obviously, I see this drama coming from a mile away not that it's not that it's like it's just you see it coming
from a mile away and you're like so this is gonna happen and this is gonna happen and then this
person's gonna react this way yeah but then it's like you know obviously from experience a plan
when it comes to our show or like even like planning out in your mind what is probably
gonna happen can pretty
much end up being a list of things that aren't going to happen every year and i feel like
sometimes that's why this year i just gave up i still look was great stupid dude i don't listen
we all look fucking stupid man thing is i'm like okay so even like and you're all and we're always
our bit our hardest critic 100 but i also remembered, and I had to say this to Dana.
I don't remember if I said this to her on the reunion or not,
but I know I've said it to her on FaceTime in the last week.
I was like, I go, when I watched her and I's scenes,
I go, it reminds me of watching Rob and I's scenes,
where I'm like, here's a person I love who doesn't love me back,
and you just seem so harsh.
But I'm like, I have to remember they didn't show our girls night.
They didn't show our happy hour. They didn't show our happy hour.
They didn't obviously show 4th of July when her and I were here at my house together.
And like all, I'm like, I have to remember, like we had all these moments.
It's not just what they're showing, but it's like, you know, one thing that I did notice
is that like, I like that you, it's like, I would feel like she's sort of extending
an olive branch at one point and you're kind of like giving her the shoulder and then you would be extending an olive branch and then she would give you the shoulder.
Yeah, it was this back and forth shit.
Like you just guys were like – do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
in a sense, like, you know, it's like, like, uh, meet, meet Joe Black or whatever, or something where, like, like, he looks back, and she's turned away, and then, like, he turns away,
he's like, no, she's not, and then, like, and then she looks back, and he's turned away,
do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, dude, it was, I was, like, oh, oh, I was, like, dying inside,
because I was, like, but, but, but, but, but if she would.
Yeah.
Literally, if like you would like if she would have extended hers on the Tuesday that you did.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
It was.
It's funny because I remember like one of the scenes with her and I like I think it was gay pride.
Like I really thought it was going to go a different direction.
Like I thought she was going to like kiss my ass and like apologize to me. then i'm crying apologizing to her and that's what needed to happen yeah but
in my head the scene was going very differently see and then i was like did you just call me 16
bitch i started this show and by i i mean all of us yeah but like i was just like in that moment i
was like oh no new girl you did not and i but then i
just lost it and i was like i can't be tough i can't i'm just like i i'm sad right now and i'm
embarrassed and i whatever i'm just gonna let it out edit me however the fuck you want good luck
how do you think how do you think because obviously you know us being like the original
you know the ogs yeah you know and obviously we we we built
this show how do you think the new people have done thus like this past season i think dana was
great i think she was a great addition i think very relatable however i still and i know max
feels this way too we just felt there were certain things That seemed calculated or studied
Just like
You know she was a fan of the show before
So I felt like she came in
Knowing what she was doing
I don't think she was like a fan of the show
I think her friends that were with us
When we were at
I mean look
No she's like admitted it
No that's
And that's fine
I don't
I don't like But like regardless she connects when
i talk to her i feel connected yeah i don't feel there's some of the new people that i feel like
sometimes are coming into like you know brett was so fake and thirsty and it did not work it just
it felt he wants to be a nice he wants to be a nice guy all the time. But see, he's like me where he thinks the way he's –
I love Brett.
I think he's a very sweet guy.
But if you're saying like, Sheena, yes, I got you.
And then let's say me and you hate each other.
And then he comes to me and he's like, Tom, I got you, dude.
You're my homie.
You know what I'm saying? He's too much of a people pleaser
and you gotta be like you gotta be like
yo Tom like I love
you dude but maybe you're like kind of wrong
in this situation or do you get what I'm saying
yeah you can't be like
a yes person to every to every
person all time yeah like really kind
of establish your own opinion of the
situation and be honest about it yeah and be truthful and so the thing is with that i was gonna finish um with
the dana thing is i actually we facetimed this past week and i said that to her and i was like
i felt like some of the things like seemed like calculated because i'm like look i'm not gonna
say things behind your back i'm on a podcast i'm not gonna say behind your back i'm not gonna say
it to your face. And I go,
I just,
I felt that way.
And then we actually,
we had a followup FaceTime and we got to like such a good and like better place because
I was like,
look,
I think you're great.
It just seemed like a little studied,
a little calculated.
You guys were both a little guarded and you obviously were giving her a little bit of
hazing in the beginning.
And I think that probably got her to close off and not trust you initially.
Yeah.
Which obviously you're probably like kind of, what do I want to say?
Not inspired.
Kind of push.
Motivated?
To do in a sense.
Yeah.
Whether it's like from yourself or from production or whatever to kind of haze a new person.
Yeah.
And so I'm sure that probably but then it's like again you would come to her being open and honest and
she's like well she was just like hazing me and like whatever and so i'm gonna blah blah blah and
be this way yeah and then she would come back to you and you'd be like well fuck you i tried to be
cool with you last time yeah like you know what i mean like you guys were just like
it was just yeah and i feel like now and like we just said we're like once we get past the reunion
like let's just get this like out of the way and i mean i talked to her yesterday and i think like
we've gotten to a good place and i sent her really she sent um all of us girls really sweet texts and
i responded and i was just like i said i think you were a great addition to the show i'm like you like forced me to like find out some things about myself that i
didn't like and face them and change them and like for that like i'm like forever grateful we're
always learning yeah we're always i love that i love that for me i love that about us i i i fully
know and accept and i think obviously everybody should always accept the fact that they don't know everything,
that they're always learning even about themselves.
You know, like I think I know myself.
And then I realize I'm like, wait, maybe that's not who I am.
Maybe I'm this way.
You know what I mean?
And I love that about life just in general is the constant like surprises that you don't see coming that are
just so sometimes just so small at times yeah like you guys in palm springs right now i know right
i know my mom because like obviously she knew and she was like so what are you like isn't it
gonna be bad i kind of like hung up on your mom like she was like hey hey, guys. And we, like, ringed in at the gate. And I, like, I was like, oh, I thought she was here.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
It's okay.
She knows it wasn't like that.
Oh.
But so, wait, what was I saying?
I was like, oh, they surprised me.
And because she couldn't say anything.
Wait, what was I going to say about her?
Your mom?
Yeah.
You guys had a dinner?
You guys had dinner last night whatever no um no we
were trying to beat you here i was i've been kind of addicted to working out uh so i like had to
finish my fucking three hour fucking workout yeah as i watched james bond um i think i was just
gonna say when i called her last night,
I was like, oh, my God, I didn't know they were coming.
And she was like, yeah, surprise.
Oh, this is what it was.
Thank you.
We found where I was at.
She was just like, so when you do your Zoom,
like a birthday party tomorrow,
isn't it going to be weird that Tom and Ariana aren't going to be there?
And I'm like, we already vlogged the surprise.
I'm like, I'm not going to try and edit around them here around them here i'm like look they've been in isolation we've been in
isolation if people get mad that we're together for one day it's like so but what if tomorrow
they say everything can open back up it's like yeah i'm like we're like three days away from
being able we're like literally you can go to the fucking mall yeah you can go to the mall but for
some reason we can't be over here and yes we have i've been very healthy i've been taking vitamins i work out fucking every day yeah
isolating uh i've like all my friends have gotten kits from me with bleach water and gloves and
masks and hand sanitizer yeah like i i gave like my friends paper towels and like i make them good
we've taken all the right steps.
It's my fucking birthday.
Yeah, you just wipe handles off.
Yeah.
And you wipe things down when you get back from the grocery store and just make sure you're fucking careful.
Exactly.
And if you feel weird, go get tested.
Yeah.
Or go get tested in general.
They're doing the test for like 120 bucks.
Exactly.
But you know what?
On that note, we're going to go enjoy my fucking birthday.
Yes. I'm so excited. Okay. I'm talking in a pink microphone right now. Yeah. Exactly But You know what On that note We're gonna go and Enjoy my fucking birthday Yes This is
I'm so excited
I'm talking in a pink
Microphone right now
Yeah
So fucking Sheena
It's insane
So on brand
That okay
You guys remember this
When the reunion airs
The word of the night
The phrase of the night
Every time someone says
On brand
You have to take a shot
Yes
Oh my god
That's hilarious
Thanks for listening guys I love you Sheena I love you Thank you for my birthday surprise Hell yeah Every time someone says on brand, you have to take a shot. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's hilarious.
Thanks for listening, guys. I love you, Sheena.
I love you.
Thank you for my birthday surprise.
Hell, yeah.
Tell everyone where they can find you.
Are you on TikTok?
Yeah.
Tom Sandoval won.
I have one TikTok up, but Tom Sandoval won at everything.
Boom.
Thanks for listening, guys.
And stay tuned for updates of where the podcast is moving to next week.
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